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no nastiness. sorry for all the "no opinions" - i just don't know EVERY name especially since they change, and to be fair i gave myself no opinion.

1 Ned Raggett - pleasant, photoshopped
2 N. - sensible, skinny
3 Aja - young, energetic
4 The Huckle-Buck - good threads
5 Eisbär - strange threads
6 stevem - good guy
7 the surface noise - jimish, Australian
8 luna - sexy, intelligent
9 RJG - acerbic, ginger
10 Kingfish Funyun - JD Salmon
11 Pinkpanther - nice, nice
12 the music mole - funny, passionate
13 strongo hulkington - hissy, male
14 Markelby - bald, intemperate
15 Matt DC - clever, useful
16 El Diablo Robotico - Nicole maybe?
17 donut bitch - funny kid
18 Orbit - earnest warhorse
19 nickalicious - quite so
20 Henry K Miller - no opinion
21 Dan Perry - funny supposedly
22 @d@ml - a looker
23 Trayce - dependable brain
24 Spencer Chow - move along
25 Alex in NYC - punky parent
26 mullygrubber - no opinion
27 teeny - not teeny
28 Chris - the player
29 Cozen - arguably brilliant
30 chris - another chris?
31 dean! - mean! clean!
32 Viva La Sam - likeable talent
33 Tracer Hand - good writer
34 mark grout - presence felt
35 Jon Williams - HTML bugger
36 ipsofacto - no opinion
37 s1ocki - constantly probing
38 Anthony Miccio - writing fast
39 Gear! - not Geir
40 miloauckerman - splendid punk
41 Tep - pleasantly pompous
42 fatty(boombatty) - fatty? dunno
43 oops - not homophobic
44 Nichole Graham - Nichole definitely
45 suzy - professional knowitall
46 gygax! - meta-baseball
47 andy - no opinion
48 Kenny Blankenship - full name
49 !!!! - !!!!? ????
50 Ed - benevolent ruler
51 Mary - well liked
52 Liz - snappy dresser
53 Andrew Farrell - invented Books
54 stevem - hard worker
55 Sick Nouthall - Nick Southall
56 jel - good artist
57 Nate in ST.P - low puncher
58 ken c - comedy threads
59 gabbneb - admirably interested
60 Ronan 271 - Irish raver
61 Dave B - Scottish
62 Jerry the Nipper - Nirvana writer
63 colette - no opinion
64 Dante-Cubed - young supposedly
65 Dom Passantino - wrestling knowledge
66 Begs2Differ - and does
67 t\'\'t - not sure
68 tokyo rosemary - no opinion
69 Scott Seward - suspiciously brainy
70 Jeanne Fury - no opinion
71 cinniblount - Calum baiter
72 jody - three names
73 Donna Brown - no opinion
74 CarsmileSteve - likeable guy
75 ailsa - supports Celtic
76 Madchen - likes food
77 Eyeball Kicks - good name
78 Casuistry - exclamation marks!
79 Sym - no opinion
80 run it off - new name
81 MarkH - no opinion
82 Matt - good blog
83 ModJ - no opinion
84 Stuart - no opinion
85 Speedy Gonzalas - no opinion
86 latebloomer - fewer movies
87 Leee Iacocca - no opinion
88 Johnney B - daft git
89 lauren - no opinion
90 jaymc - lists lists
91 Many Coloured Halo - always nice
92 may pang - lotta photos
93 Archel - Rachel misspelled
94 Michael Daddino - not twee
95 Prude - not prudish
96 Jeager Peabody - real name
97 dyson - all levels
98 Julio Desouza - spirited virgin
99 martin m. - unknown quantity
100 Kate The Saint - fun life

― no number, Thursday, 4 March 2004 18:23 (twenty-one years ago)

What the fuck is this? a slambook?

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Thursday, 4 March 2004 18:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not twee?

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 4 March 2004 18:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude, I own about ten-fifteen dolls at home. I am *so* twee.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 4 March 2004 18:29 (twenty-one years ago)

good threads?

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Thursday, 4 March 2004 18:29 (twenty-one years ago)

54 stevem - hard worker

surely "phones ahead".

Some of these vary wildly from my opinions. And RJG is not ginger.

― ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 4 March 2004 18:31 (twenty-one years ago)

tokyo rosemary and Donna Brown are wonderful human beings, btw.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 4 March 2004 18:33 (twenty-one years ago)

honestly, mean! and clean! sum me up most appropriately. you a king amongst queens.

― dean! (deangulberry), Thursday, 4 March 2004 18:34 (twenty-one years ago)

'arguably'? thanks MUCH, fucker!

― cozen (Cozen), Thursday, 4 March 2004 18:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Enrique, Mullygrubber, Ipsofacto, Andy, Colette, Rosemary, Jeanne Fury, Donna Brown, Sym, MarkH, ModJ, Stuart, Speedy, Leeee, Lauren.

One of you deserves the logistical beatdown for this thread. I'm fairly sure I know who it isn't.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 4 March 2004 18:38 (twenty-one years ago)

lotta photos

Yesssss..

*pumps fist*

― maypang (maypang), Thursday, 4 March 2004 18:40 (twenty-one years ago)

how the fuck can somebody have no opinion about Jeanne?

though yeah I type way too fast. That was dead on, actually.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 4 March 2004 18:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey no number, fuck you.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 4 March 2004 18:44 (twenty-one years ago)

There's maybe only three or four ILXors I don't feel fondly (or neutral) towards, so this is sort of an irksome exercise to me.

I still don't get the "not twee" bit: is it because of my distaste for Múm and Xiu-Xiu? I like pretension and I like twee but I don't think I like pretentious twee.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 4 March 2004 18:45 (twenty-one years ago)

This is crap.

― Spinktor au de toilette (El Spinktor), Thursday, 4 March 2004 18:46 (twenty-one years ago)

"meet me at my locker and we will cut fifth period"

― kephm, Thursday, 4 March 2004 18:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Stupid question: how/where do I look at the statistics? (I'm honestly glad I'm not in the top 100 btw, it means I might be getting more work done than I thought)

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 4 March 2004 18:49 (twenty-one years ago)

thanks, Michael Daddino, but I'm afraid my "Harriet the Spy" nightmare is still a reality

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Thursday, 4 March 2004 18:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey, I work.

― Spinktor au de toilette (El Spinktor), Thursday, 4 March 2004 18:50 (twenty-one years ago)

at the bottom Jordan, "users"

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Thursday, 4 March 2004 18:50 (twenty-one years ago)

good threads, like what?
all my threads suck.

to wit:
Superheroes Who Probably Aren't Gay
Bob Shaw--Seriously Guy, Why Don't You Give In and Kiss My Ass
Don't Not Come On Out!

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Thursday, 4 March 2004 18:51 (twenty-one years ago)

But have I ever been pleasantly photoshopped?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 4 March 2004 18:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Take the compliment and move on, Ned.

― Spinktor au de toilette (El Spinktor), Thursday, 4 March 2004 18:53 (twenty-one years ago)

haha I am known for what I am not : (

Gear = not Mussolini

― Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 4 March 2004 18:53 (twenty-one years ago)

strange threads?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 4 March 2004 18:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Gear != A Spinktor

― Spinktor au de toilette (El Spinktor), Thursday, 4 March 2004 18:54 (twenty-one years ago)

shitty threads, ILX and IRL

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Thursday, 4 March 2004 18:55 (twenty-one years ago)

actually today I look pretty hot

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Thursday, 4 March 2004 18:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Thx. I'm still confused though, since I don't show up on the 'last 30 days' list? Ah, whatever.

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 4 March 2004 18:56 (twenty-one years ago)

no number - shit reviewer

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 4 March 2004 18:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Mine was inventive.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 4 March 2004 19:01 (twenty-one years ago)

haha just noticed this 'jerry the nipper - nirvana writer'!!!

― cozen (Cozen), Thursday, 4 March 2004 19:03 (twenty-one years ago)

everett the nipper.

― cozen (Cozen), Thursday, 4 March 2004 19:03 (twenty-one years ago)

spencer's got the idea except I was going to say: no number - unimaginative juvenile

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Thursday, 4 March 2004 19:03 (twenty-one years ago)

look pretty hot??? I AM pretty hot! Yow, reprazent!

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Thursday, 4 March 2004 19:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Since I'm just that bored...

1 Ned Raggett - sideburn hater
2 N. - slug fucker
3 Aja - "what?" "huh?"
4 The Huckle-Buck - I kid
5 Eisbär - lionel hutz
6 stevem - the hair
7 the surface noise - stolen amp
8 luna - highly smoochable
9 RJG - so does...
10 Kingfish Funyun - fat beas
11 Pinkpanther - kitty cat
12 the music mole - righteous ire
13 strongo hulkington - hugable curmudgeon
14 Markelby - posh spice
15 El Diablo Robotico - more swayze
16 Matt DC - smooth operator
17 nickalicious - sada tay
18 Orbit - two weeks
19 donut bitch - lance lockarm
20 Henry K Miller - um, Enrique?
21 Dan Perry - remember bootyflakes
22 @d@ml - i likey
23 Spencer Chow - like butter
24 Trayce - not goth
25 Alex in NYC - FIRE HONOURED
26 mullygrubber - on fire
27 teeny - bong sister
28 Chris 'The Big Ragu' V - velvet bingo
29 Cozen - happy birthday!
30 chris - post wrangler
31 dean! - TEH AWESOME!
32 Viva La Sam - strong beautiful
33 Tracer Hand - swarthy traitor
34 mark grout - cool daddio
35 ipsofacto - dirty dirty
36 Jon Williams - destro pimp
37 s1ocki - moving pictures
38 Anthony Miccio - likes durst
39 Gear! - hobo knifer
40 miloauckerman - knowledgeable shemp
41 Tep - recipeo goodwithwordsington
42 fatty(boombatty) - who the...?
43 oops - dubbed-out wiseacre
44 suzy - that stings
45 gygax! - exclamation point!
46 Nichole Graham - has class
47 andy - the man
48 Kenny Blankenship - deserves better
49 !!!! - like ninja
50 Ed - linux bong
51 Mary - quite contrary
52 Liz - totally totally
53 Andrew Farrell - bow down
54 jel - jelimus prime
55 stevem - appears twice
56 Sick Nouthall - rioja cowboy
57 Nate in ST.P - likes El-P *points and laughs*
58 ken c - bitchin camero
59 gabbneb - sinking in
60 Dave B - cha ching
61 colette - jumping dancing
62 Ronan - late nights
63 Jerry the Nipper - subtle flavor
64 Dante-Cubed - boy aja
65 Dom Passantino - block rockin'
66 Begs2Differ - hombre bueno
67 t\'\'t - tongue twister
68 tokyo rosemary - cutey pie
69 Scott Seward - review samurai
70 Jeanne Fury - quiet loud
71 cinniblount - hot muffins
72 jody - beth rosen
73 Donna Brown - AW ZING
74 CarsmileSteve - cars smile?
75 ailsa - groovy flava
76 Madchen - over there
77 Eyeball Kicks - man hottie
78 Sym - cryptic choconaught
79 run it off - probably tired
80 MarkH - funky bunch
81 Casuistry - perfect smile
82 Matt - not cavedweller
83 Stuart - burrow owl
84 Speedy Gonzalas - areba ondelay
85 latebloomer - in development
86 lauren - nice sweater
87 ModJ - libbalar jimmeh! < /timmy from southpark voice>
88 Leee Iacocca - more eeeeeeeees
89 Johnney B - be good
90 Many Coloured Halo - nice girl
91 jaymc - jason lee
92 may pang - dude. dude?
93 Michael Daddino - list king
94 Archel - poetry prose
95 Jeager Peabody - no idea
96 Prude - wrongly named
97 dyson - reversing punctuation
98 Julio Desouza - improv throwdowns
99 martin m. - sweet smart
100 Kate The Saint - kissably rocktacular

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 4 March 2004 19:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I am sad that I am only number 145 in the charts and am thus excluded from the fun. I should post more and work less, I think.

― C J (C J), Thursday, 4 March 2004 19:18 (twenty-one years ago)

C J: uh, no way.
judging from your bitchin' car,
you're doing just FINE

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Thursday, 4 March 2004 19:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll sell you my log-in C J. For a song.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Thursday, 4 March 2004 19:20 (twenty-one years ago)

45 suzy - professional knowitall

Miaowwww....

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Thursday, 4 March 2004 19:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Thanks Nickorice. You my bizzle nizzle.

― dean! (deangulberry), Thursday, 4 March 2004 19:22 (twenty-one years ago)

nickalicious- my damie

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Thursday, 4 March 2004 19:23 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, ginger?

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 4 March 2004 19:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I tried to say something even about folks whose logins I didn't recognize (is !!!!! trife?), but my brain is a dumbass.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 4 March 2004 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm glad to know i'm male

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 4 March 2004 19:32 (twenty-one years ago)

53 Andrew Farrell - invented Books
53 Andrew Farrell - bow down

...the fuck?

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 4 March 2004 19:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Nickalious' list is way more in keeping with my perceptions of a lot of people. Though neither list so far can be doing much to convince Dee that she will always be the "nice girl"
(The Curse of the "Nice Girl" Syndrome)

― ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 4 March 2004 19:40 (twenty-one years ago)

my two for Dee? Durannie extraordinaire.

― ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 4 March 2004 19:40 (twenty-one years ago)

i much prefer "reversing punctuation" to "all levels". the hell is that about¿

― dyson (dyson), Thursday, 4 March 2004 19:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I guess "full name" is better than what I would say about myself ("ass licker").

― Kenny Blankenship (Bryan), Thursday, 4 March 2004 19:58 (twenty-one years ago)

10 Kingfish Funyun - JD Salmon

hmm.

oh well. seems fair & balanced.

― Kingfish Beatbox (Kingfish), Thursday, 4 March 2004 20:02 (twenty-one years ago)

1 Ned Raggett - jiminy cricket
2 N. - burgundy ripples
3 Aja - nuh-uh
4 The Huckle-Buck - is me
5 Eisbär - indeed sir
6 stevem - hmmm
7 the surface noise - check later
8 luna - hubbaX2
9 RJG - Cincinatti WKRP
10 Kingfish Funyun - sad cowboy
11 Pinkpanther - not wearing my underwear
12 the music mole - not in my backyard
13 strongo hulkington - backwards notgnikluh ognorts
14 Markelby - summer breeze
15 Matt DC - spring rainfall
16 El Diablo Robotico - typewriter's revenge
17 donut bitch - not my baby's mamma
18 Orbit - west edmontmon mall
19 nickalicious - a day at the races
20 Henry K Miller - late for the meeting
21 Dan Perry - keener than catherine
22 @d@ml - two words
23 Trayce - words two
24 Spencer Chow - did anyone
25 Alex in NYC - notice that
26 mullygrubber - I'm just
27 teeny - inserting random
28 Chris - words in
29 Cozen - here because
30 chris - I am
31 dean! - bored and
32 Viva La Sam - not really
33 Tracer Hand - qualified to
34 mark grout - pass judgment
35 Jon Williams - on all
36 ipsofacto - these folks
37 s1ocki - who never
38 Anthony Miccio - ever pissed
39 Gear! - in my
40 miloauckerman - corn flakes
41 Tep - or even
42 fatty(boombatty) - raisin bran
43 oops - actually I
44 Nichole Graham - eat cheerios
45 suzy - most mornings
46 gygax! - though I'm
47 andy - also partial
48 Kenny Blankenship - to toasted
49 !!!! - bagels with
50 Ed - morning coffee
51 Mary - so if
52 Liz - you're still
53 Andrew Farrell - reading this
54 stevem - first of
55 Sick Nouthall - all why
56 jel - I mean
57 Nate in ST.P - the joke
58 ken c - got old
59 gabbneb - a long
60 Ronan 271 - long time
61 Dave B - ago dude
62 Jerry the Nipper - but i've
63 colette - still got
64 Dante-Cubed - thirty odd
65 Dom Passantino - names left
66 Begs2Differ - so I'd
67 t\'\'t - be dumb
68 tokyo rosemary - to quit
69 Scott Seward - now even
70 Jeanne Fury - though I
71 cinniblount - was dumb
72 jody - to start
73 Donna Brown - doing this
74 CarsmileSteve - in the
75 ailsa - first place
76 Madchen - know what
77 Eyeball Kicks - I mean
78 Casuistry - like I
79 Sym - was Jim
80 run it off - Varney you
81 MarkH - dig like
82 Matt - Ernest he
83 ModJ - went to
84 Stuart - camp, jail
85 Speedy Gonzalas - even saved
86 latebloomer - christmas and
87 Leee Iacocca - was once
88 Johnney B - scared stupid
89 lauren - then he
90 jaymc - died sort
91 Many Coloured Halo - suddenly and
92 may pang - it was
93 Archel - kinda sad
94 Michael Daddino - I used
95 Prude - to like
96 Jeager Peabody - those commercials
97 dyson - he did
98 Julio Desouza - for a
99 martin m. - furniture store
100 Kate The Saint - or something

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Thursday, 4 March 2004 20:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Oddly enough, "bored and" also describes me perfectly. A winner is you!

― dean! (deangulberry), Thursday, 4 March 2004 20:27 (twenty-one years ago)

If you put all mine together, I'm Oreo Pompington.

I'm all right with that.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 4 March 2004 20:28 (twenty-one years ago)

to(o) toasted seems good for me as well!

― Kenny Blankenship (Bryan), Thursday, 4 March 2004 20:28 (twenty-one years ago)

oddly enough also, "first place" does not describe me. i can but pretend that you intended that though...

― ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 4 March 2004 20:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm a cowboy!

― Cowboy Kingfish, not Cowboy Curtis (Kingfish), Thursday, 4 March 2004 20:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm stoked huck!

I never knew you cared.

― cozen (Cozen), Thursday, 4 March 2004 20:35 (twenty-one years ago)

"dyson - he did" = brilliant

― dyson (dyson), Thursday, 4 March 2004 20:37 (twenty-one years ago)

poor archel!

poor DADDINO!

― cozen (Cozen), Thursday, 4 March 2004 20:38 (twenty-one years ago)

yay, mine sounds like a lost MBV EP!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 4 March 2004 20:42 (twenty-one years ago)

hee hee. huck's list reads like fridge poetry.

― Cowboy Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 4 March 2004 20:50 (twenty-one years ago)

is this just the ILE list or what?

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 4 March 2004 20:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Words in?

― Chris 'The Big Ragu' V (Chris V), Thursday, 4 March 2004 20:54 (twenty-one years ago)

And i've decided i like the velvet bingo

― Chris 'The Velvet Bingo' V (Chris V), Thursday, 4 March 2004 20:54 (twenty-one years ago)

yay, mine sounds like a lost MBV EP!

or spiteful restroom graffiti!

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 4 March 2004 20:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I stand by my review Chris V.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Thursday, 4 March 2004 20:55 (twenty-one years ago)

27 teeny - inserting random

not so pleased with how this one turned out.

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 4 March 2004 20:57 (twenty-one years ago)

hmm. too many names begin with 'C'. time to switch things up a little.

― Kingfish Cowboy (Kingfish), Thursday, 4 March 2004 20:57 (twenty-one years ago)

"Rioja cowboy" I understand, but "all why" has got me totally confuzzled, Huck.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 4 March 2004 21:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I stand by my review, Sick.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Thursday, 4 March 2004 21:16 (twenty-one years ago)

22 @d@ml - a looker

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????

no number, we have clearly NEVER met in person!

Thanks anyway, though.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 4 March 2004 21:20 (twenty-one years ago)

26 mullygrubber - no opinion

Something tells me that gaz will be strangely charmed by this, though!

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 4 March 2004 21:22 (twenty-one years ago)

5 Eisbär - lionel hutz

you dunno just how close to the truth you are, nick ... :-)

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 4 March 2004 21:23 (twenty-one years ago)

haha @d@m i was about to say: no opinion sounds about right.

― mullygrubber (gaz), Thursday, 4 March 2004 21:27 (twenty-one years ago)

what the hey ya? That should be NEVER pissed. The day I give a wang dang whoozle about something on ILX is...um, pretty rare. When am I pissed?

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 4 March 2004 22:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I write fast, I like durst, but I am a happy camper.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 4 March 2004 22:56 (twenty-one years ago)

are you rapping?

― cozen (Cozen), Thursday, 4 March 2004 22:57 (twenty-one years ago)

there's no such thing as rap.

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 4 March 2004 22:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm rap-rocking.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 4 March 2004 23:03 (twenty-one years ago)

*holds speech, as recommended*

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 4 March 2004 23:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Exclamation points? Me? I'm ok with Nza and Huck's comments... And I'm proud to be that low on the list!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 4 March 2004 23:05 (twenty-one years ago)

*switches to twisting tongue, as told earlier*

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 4 March 2004 23:08 (twenty-one years ago)

69 Scott Seward - suspiciously brainy

is this like when people say that someone isn't as dumb as they look or that i could possibly be building a bomb in my basement?

― scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 4 March 2004 23:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Bahaha! As I was reading Nickalicious's list I thought "I bet he writes not goth" before I even got to me, and I was right.

Man.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 4 March 2004 23:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Ive no idea wtf "dependable brain" is all about though.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 4 March 2004 23:12 (twenty-one years ago)

apparently i'm 'dirty dirty' I don't know how to take that really.

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Thursday, 4 March 2004 23:14 (twenty-one years ago)

in the bath, perhaps.

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 4 March 2004 23:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I wanna know who posted this to begin with.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 4 March 2004 23:34 (twenty-one years ago)

jimish?! the fuck?

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 4 March 2004 23:35 (twenty-one years ago)

wait, matt, why am i being accused of being a suspect author? aside from the fact that i've got about 7 alabis that i was at the cheese this evening, i'm just confused what would make anyone think that's something i did...explanation, please? is it just because that person didn't have an opinion of me?

― colette (a2lette), Friday, 5 March 2004 00:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Awww! I'm funny and passionate! Thanks whoever you are. I find that, when someone compliments my personality, I always think, 'How true, how perceptive!'

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Friday, 5 March 2004 00:33 (twenty-one years ago)

the person who started the thread said that they wrote No Opinion after their own name, therefore anyone with No Opinion after their name is suspect. It's like a parlour game. Or an Agatha Christie novel. Or something.

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 5 March 2004 00:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Parlour games! People don't play them often enough any more.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Friday, 5 March 2004 00:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I really really like "not cavedweller" NZA!

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 5 March 2004 00:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe cause nobody has parlours anymore. Is that all that went on in parlours? Games and tricks?

― oops (Oops), Friday, 5 March 2004 01:44 (twenty-one years ago)

And illicit sex.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 5 March 2004 01:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Like i said. Games and tricks.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 5 March 2004 01:49 (twenty-one years ago)

And spiders.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 5 March 2004 01:51 (twenty-one years ago)

No spiders!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 5 March 2004 01:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Let's play naked sardines!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 5 March 2004 01:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll hold your coat.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 5 March 2004 01:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll get your coat.

― omg, Friday, 5 March 2004 01:57 (twenty-one years ago)

no opinion! hmmph

however, i kiss you, michael & nickalicious

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 5 March 2004 01:58 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm betting it's andy

― oops (Oops), Friday, 5 March 2004 02:02 (twenty-one years ago)

No kidney is safe! I am also the joke! Yes.

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Friday, 5 March 2004 03:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Colette - no, of course I don't think it's you... I just listed all the people who got No Opinion. I doubt most of the people listed would do something this lame.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 5 March 2004 09:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not Scottish...though being described as such as I am in this thread is quite easily in my all-time top 5 weird things said about me.

― Dave B (daveb), Friday, 5 March 2004 09:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Hmm, so I'm :

Presence felt (from no number) : Nice to be felt.
Cool Daddio (from nickalicious) : Thanks. OTM.
pass judgement (from Huckle-buck) : I try...

Funny, I've been 'bubbling under' chartwise for a while, burst into to 40 recently, and now I have a profile? (OK, I don't really)

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 5 March 2004 09:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Pinkpanther - not wearing my underwear

!!!!!!!!!!!

I do like 'nice nice' & 'kitty cat' though!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 5 March 2004 09:38 (twenty-one years ago)

just came home, saw the bad feeling caused, that wasn't the point. hoped for more lists not just nickalicious and horace, that would have been fun.

― no number, Friday, 5 March 2004 09:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I would like to do this, but it might take some time!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 5 March 2004 09:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I might use more than 2 words though!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 5 March 2004 09:46 (twenty-one years ago)

"86. latebloomer - fewer movies"

Actually since I started that "I don't Like Movies Anymore" thread a few weeks ago I've been seeing a lot more movies than I have in a while. I'm still not as enthusiastic about film in general as I once was, though.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 5 March 2004 09:52 (twenty-one years ago)

"Summer Breeze" - I've gone from intemperate hardman to feminine hygiene product. Wtf?

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 5 March 2004 09:57 (twenty-one years ago)

They're both stuck up cunts, I suppose.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 5 March 2004 10:06 (twenty-one years ago)

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 5 March 2004 10:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm sorry Mark, I don't really mean that, but the urge to make that joke was too strong to resist.

Now I feel all guilty.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 5 March 2004 10:07 (twenty-one years ago)

that was brilliant, actually

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 5 March 2004 10:08 (twenty-one years ago)

no offense mark

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 5 March 2004 10:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I am no longer in the top 100. How odd.

― Ricardo (RickyT), Friday, 5 March 2004 10:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Me neither, I note. But somewhat of a relief aussi.

― Sarah (starry), Friday, 5 March 2004 10:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I love you Matt DC.

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Friday, 5 March 2004 10:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes you are, Starry. Have another look.

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 5 March 2004 11:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Crikey: 'snappy dresser'? I don't understand.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Friday, 5 March 2004 11:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I have UTTERLY confused myself now.

I am number 44 then. Fatty(boombatty) is me. Christ.

― Sarah (starry), Friday, 5 March 2004 11:16 (twenty-one years ago)

88 Johnney B - scared stupid

It's like opening the bible at a random place and it being a spot-on description of your previous fortnight.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Friday, 5 March 2004 11:16 (twenty-one years ago)

in their own words...

1 Ned Raggett - I've heard of this Raggett, I'll pass it on to him.
2 N. - None found
3 Aja - Oh wow! I'm glad you like me.
4 The Huckle-Buck - the charactor of Huckle-Buck will be played by a handlebar moustache.
5 Eisbär - so my name is really eisbær because that's norwegian for eisbär
6 stevem - you have 60 seconds on 'what stevem listened to today', starting....now
7 the surface noise - tits! arsehole! motherfucker! *belch* *fart noise* muff!
8 luna - Darnit, I'll show you!
9 RJG - you're inferring that I don't know the difference?
10 Kingfish Funyun - like my head, my feet tend to swell.
11 Pinkpanther - DISCLAIMER: Pinkpanther cannot be held responsible for any advice she may hand out on ILE.
12 the music mole - Bloody hell! Must I spell it out?
13 strongo hulkington - ANYONE ELSE WANNA TRY TO FUCK WITH STRONGO?!?!
14 Markelby - Re-read what I wrote and explain to me how you see this as a diss to you?
15 Matt DC - I'd say there's room for both.
16 El Diablo Robotico - There are no pictures of El Diablo Robotico though! This makes me sad.
17 donut bitch - you must have something better to do with you time than post links like this one...
18 Orbit - Love everyone! Don't be an asshole!
19 nickalicious - Nickalicious-as-the-stoner-from-Doonesbury is pretty damned accurate.
20 Henry K Miller - Woah
21 Dan Perry - IT MUST HAPPEN
22 @d@ml - None found
23 Trayce - No... don't hit submit, Trayce... ahhh fuck it.
24 Spencer Chow - and I'm now restraining myself from a delicious "your mom" joke.
25 Alex in NYC - If piss is ultimately the excretion of waste, how could there be any possible health benefits?
26 mullygrubber - the c*nt?
27 teeny - (sadly this is incredibly representative)
28 Chris - You, sir, are correct.
29 Cozen - the court of cozen is adjourned.
30 chris - wubwubwubwubwubwubwub
31 dean! - I want those people killed in ways that are enjoyable to ME.
32 Viva La Sam - ;)
33 Tracer Hand - many stones to build an arch....
34 mark grout - Religion, is just shorthand notation for cultural, social and economic differences, surely?
35 Jon Williams - I'll do it!
36 ipsofacto - hey theres always room for more!
37 s1ocki - my pants were held up by a paperclip
38 Anthony Miccio - If this was 1974 I would so kill Oliver Stone. But it's too late.
39 Gear! - I AM Gear! bow before me
40 miloauckerman - fucktoy
41 Tep - See, and it worked!
42 fatty(boombatty) - I prefer Dunkin' Donuts.
43 oops - It appears that I've gone and gayed myself.
44 Nichole Graham - It was trying not to grin that was difficult.
45 suzy - My mum reckons it's because 'Suzy always likes things that scare everyone else.'
46 gygax! - how shy and dorky I am!
47 andy - i find ilm posters to be rude and derogatory
48 Kenny Blankenship - Yummy
49 !!!! - none found
50 Ed - Weird.
51 Mary - No, I'm quite vanilla.
52 Liz - 'Shenanigins' is possibly the word I overuse most
53 Andrew Farrell - (Cries)
54 stevem - correct predictions
55 Sick Nouthall - I am one of these men, almost.
56 jel - I am in a certain temporal mind function right now.
57 Nate in ST.P - Momus deserves only the best
58 ken c - I cannot pin it down, but there's a certain edinburgh smell. Someone said it's a bit like gravy.
59 gabbneb - there's certainly no double taxation in our system.
60 Ronan 271 - I thought the suit might throw you off....
61 Dave B - Why are there no Ernests and Alfs and Stanleys these days?
62 Jerry the Nipper - My opinion may be biased as I am a Screwball comedy rockist.
63 colette - really? well, then i can see why he doesn't need any help...
64 Dante-Cubed - I'm sad that I have no girlfriend.
65 Dom Passantino - As I've recently discovered, you don't need a girlfriend when you have CAMWHORES.
66 Begs2Differ - a.k.a. masturbating
67 t\'\'t - yers nocturnally,
68 tokyo rosemary - I can't believe there's a name (or two) for this.
69 Scott Seward - Aren't kids cruel?
70 Jeanne Fury - Therefore, Jeanne's ass is in hot water.
71 cinniblount - don't talk to me about anguish!
72 jody - river of schicks
73 Donna Brown - Have you tried crunk?
74 CarsmileSteve - bah, after all these years of denying it, i finally realise it's true: i AM mark e smith...
75 ailsa - a squeezy cuddly ribena berry that makes noises when you squeeze it. How cool is that?
76 Madchen - would your landlord mind if you threw darts at the wall/painted your living room black/got dodgy stains on the furniture? I can do all these things if I want.
77 Eyeball Kicks - as if I'm some old blues singer
78 Casuistry - I don't know if I met your mom, though. Is she pretty?
79 Sym - None found
80 run it off - It sounds like one of Alan Partridge's TV ideas
81 MarkH - I fear I might get all asthmatic and stuff.
82 Matt - I suggest getting a sample of David Howells' DNA and cloning us a new one.
83 ModJ - I'm really looking for a 40's gumshoe secretary thing.
84 Stuart - But both would be bad.
85 Speedy Gonzalas - Does this bother anyone but me?
86 latebloomer - I'd like to think I had something to do with it.
87 Leee Iacocca - (>")>
88 Johnney B - (cut to Hacksaw Johnney McJohn with his HUGE 4-by-2)
89 lauren - not only was it sooo nasty, i now feel like an evil evil killer.
90 jaymc - Because I only really post when I have something I think is worthwhile to say.
91 Many Coloured Halo - *squeals in delight*
92 may pang - Oh man, here we go again.
93 Archel - check out the 'sexy goth' action atFetish Kitten.
94 Michael Daddino - HUH?!?!?!?!
95 Prude - Really? How does that work?
96 Jeager Peabody - remembering things with clarity I would never have recalled otherwise
97 dyson - the most unlikely thing ever.
98 Julio Desouza - yes put me down for that!
99 martin m. - With moderators so quick on the draw, I feel bad I had to trot out the C-Bomb again
100 Kate The Saint - WE ARE THE KATE!!!!!!!!!!!!! RESISTENCE IS FUTILE!!!!

― run it off (run it off), Friday, 5 March 2004 12:14 (twenty-one years ago)

haha bravo

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 5 March 2004 12:15 (twenty-one years ago)

DISCLAIMER: Pinkpanther cannot be held responsible for any advice she may hand out on ILE.

What???

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 5 March 2004 12:17 (twenty-one years ago)

brillaint

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 5 March 2004 12:18 (twenty-one years ago)

That's fucking awesome.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 5 March 2004 12:19 (twenty-one years ago)

sorry Pinkpanther, got a little mixed up there

― run it off (run it off), Friday, 5 March 2004 12:19 (twenty-one years ago)

These are either direct cut-and-pastes from the ILE search function or you have the most extraordinary grasp of everyone else ever.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 5 March 2004 12:21 (twenty-one years ago)

i think this may be my favorite:

71 cinniblount - don't talk to me about anguish!
72 jody - river of schicks
73 Donna Brown - Have you tried crunk?

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 5 March 2004 12:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I ~~don't~~ see!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 5 March 2004 12:26 (twenty-one years ago)

13 strongo hulkington - ANYONE ELSE WANNA TRY TO FUCK WITH STRONGO?!?!
14 Markelby - Re-read what I wrote and explain to me how you see this as a diss to you?
43 oops - It appears that I've gone and gayed myself.
45 suzy - My mum reckons it's because 'Suzy always likes things that scare everyone else.'
52 Liz - 'Shenanigins' is possibly the word I overuse most
55 Sick Nouthall - I am one of these men, almost.
56 jel - I am in a certain temporal mind function right now.
61 Dave B - Why are there no Ernests and Alfs and Stanleys these days?
62 Jerry the Nipper - My opinion may be biased as I am a Screwball comedy rockist.
65 Dom Passantino - As I've recently discovered, you don't need a girlfriend when you have CAMWHORES.
100 Kate The Saint - WE ARE THE KATE!!!!!!!!!!!!! RESISTENCE IS FUTILE!!!!

All astonishingly representative.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 5 March 2004 12:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha, mine too, actually.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 5 March 2004 12:28 (twenty-one years ago)

*nocturns, third person singularly*

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Friday, 5 March 2004 12:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I feel aggrieved there is no N.

Can I offer: "Mark associates not being posh with beating people up!"

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 5 March 2004 12:30 (twenty-one years ago)

N. - "here comes a fat man"

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 5 March 2004 12:33 (twenty-one years ago)

@d@ml: "Wow. That really tanked, huh?"

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 5 March 2004 12:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Trife: "i went to summer camp and this horrible sociopathic kid on the bus told me he was going to come on girls tampons until he got one pregnant"

This is the best game ever.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 5 March 2004 12:36 (twenty-one years ago)

haha he still talks about that regularly

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 5 March 2004 12:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't get mine! but I had a great laugh at the others.

please don't make the above two sentences mine.

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 5 March 2004 12:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Dave Q: "Two and a half minutes? Christ, what am I, Superman on Viagra?"

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 5 March 2004 12:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Tom: "I know this might come as a shock, but I'm actually famous interweb journalist Tom Ewing."

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 5 March 2004 12:42 (twenty-one years ago)

MattDC: "Does a night in with a Crossroads DVD *really* sound more entertaining than standing in a pub watching Tom Ewing sing It Wasn't Me?"

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 5 March 2004 12:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Ronan: "bah how embarassing. it wasn't me I swear..."

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 5 March 2004 12:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Pete: "I think ILE should die anyway. A new board is NOT NATURAL. Man was not meant to meddle in such things."

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 5 March 2004 12:44 (twenty-one years ago)

i know, i'll just imagine them all in their underwear

-- strongo hulkington (dubplatestyl...), July 23rd, 2003.

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 5 March 2004 12:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Gareth: "whats up with bad taste everyone?"

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 5 March 2004 12:47 (twenty-one years ago)

(sob i wish i had an ass)
-- electric sound of jim

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 5 March 2004 12:47 (twenty-one years ago)

sob

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 5 March 2004 12:48 (twenty-one years ago)

so strasbourg seems to be just ahead of koln, with la coruna trailing in 3rd place. what should i do?-GARETH

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 5 March 2004 12:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Marcello Carlin: "no one's flirting with me :-("

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 5 March 2004 12:51 (twenty-one years ago)

oh my god

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 5 March 2004 12:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Satan-"what a chilling vision of hell"

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 5 March 2004 12:53 (twenty-one years ago)

,H,H,H,H,H,H,H,H,H,H,H,H,H,H,H,o,o,o,o,o,o,o,o,o,o,o,o,o,o,o,o,o,o,o,o,o,o,W,W,W,W,W,W,W,W,W,W,W,W,W,W,W,WW,W,W,W,W,W,W,W,W,W,O,O,O,O,O,O,O,O,O,O,O,O,O,O,O,O,O,W,W,W,W,W,W,W,W,W,W,W,W,W,W,W,W,W,O,O,O,O,O,O,O,O,O,O,O,!,!,!,!,!,!,!,!,!,!,!,!,!,!,!,!,!,!,!,!,!,!,!,!,!,!,!,!,!,!,!,!,!,!,!,!,!,!,!,!,!,!,!,!,!,!,!,!,!,!,!,!,!,
-- comma Smedley

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 5 March 2004 12:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Marcello Carlin: "I am paid approximately £80,000 a year."

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 5 March 2004 12:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Can we just start making them up now

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 5 March 2004 13:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Strongo Hulkington-"aha a lighthouse, where are those goats"

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 5 March 2004 13:00 (twenty-one years ago)

"i enjoy licking toads while dancing to junior jack remixes of dido" -- ronan

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 5 March 2004 13:01 (twenty-one years ago)

"today i washed my hair with my last pair of pants, they were made from ostrich eggs"-strongo

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 5 March 2004 13:08 (twenty-one years ago)

"This grau is frencheh"- some Sim

― Mr Mime (Andrew Thames), Friday, 5 March 2004 13:11 (twenty-one years ago)

"if i see one more penguin driving a city bus, i'm going to eat some sri lankan bread" -- ronan

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 5 March 2004 13:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Chris: "I'm not as bitter as Vicky, but we were right you know."

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 5 March 2004 13:12 (twenty-one years ago)

"applesauce is not a proper condiment, not like silver polish" -- matt dc

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 5 March 2004 13:13 (twenty-one years ago)

"lets get out of these wet clothes and into a dry martini"-tom tico tico

"cop that shit"-pinefox

"omg!!!! daft punk!!!!!!"-mike t

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 5 March 2004 13:14 (twenty-one years ago)

"lil fip is good, but i think not so good as a blow job" -- gareth

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 5 March 2004 13:15 (twenty-one years ago)

"No-one is allowed to diss "Hot In Herre" until they've raunchy-danced to it. If you haven't been the meat in a sandwich when Nelly says "I think my butt gettin' big!" then you lose your critics pass." - Tim Finney

I did not make this up.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 5 March 2004 13:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, I'm agog.

― Sarah (starry), Friday, 5 March 2004 13:17 (twenty-one years ago)

"i got a letter from the government the other day, opened and read it, it said they were suckers" -- pinkpanther

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 5 March 2004 13:17 (twenty-one years ago)

"YO WHASSUP ILE WHEN YA DONE HOLLA BACK AT ME!" - Geir Hongro

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 5 March 2004 13:17 (twenty-one years ago)

"beyonce has an ass like a pony" - alex in nyc

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 5 March 2004 13:18 (twenty-one years ago)

"Hey, bitches be diggin' it" - Julio DeSouza

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 5 March 2004 13:19 (twenty-one years ago)

"vive la difference"-alex in nyc

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 5 March 2004 13:19 (twenty-one years ago)

"fellas grab your dicks if you love hip-hop, ladies rub your tits if you love big pop" - jerry the nipper

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 5 March 2004 13:20 (twenty-one years ago)

"life's too short for handshakes"-alex in nyc

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 5 March 2004 13:20 (twenty-one years ago)

"Everybody get crunk tonight" (sung to the tune of Wang Chung) - Dan

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 5 March 2004 13:21 (twenty-one years ago)

"just bllaaaaaaaaaaaaze" -- pinefox

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 5 March 2004 13:21 (twenty-one years ago)

"I don't believe in the ontological primacy of consciousness" - Ronan

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 5 March 2004 13:22 (twenty-one years ago)

"You know, Eve is kinda growing on me. I think I'll pick up her cd at Tower today." - alex in nyc

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 5 March 2004 13:22 (twenty-one years ago)

"i believe i forgot to wash the dog, but that's okay because i ate it" -- ned

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 5 March 2004 13:23 (twenty-one years ago)

"I take them to my home, I call it the cockpit. ; )" Ned R

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 5 March 2004 13:24 (twenty-one years ago)

"Oh that wacky japester Justin T., how could I have been wrong about you?" -- Not Me (imagine transparent bald and smooth me running away with an insipid smile on its face, not that this is hard perhaps)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 5 March 2004 13:24 (twenty-one years ago)

"I think Jerry Hall rocks! She looks just as nice as she's looked the past fifteen years or so! If I can look that nice when I'm in my late 40s, I will whoop and holler and celebrate." - Ned Raggett

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 5 March 2004 13:24 (twenty-one years ago)

"capital knockers, madam" -- donna brown

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 5 March 2004 13:25 (twenty-one years ago)

"sometimes I wonder why I bother"-Doomie

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 5 March 2004 13:25 (twenty-one years ago)

"Sometimes we often wonder why you bother." -- the rest of us

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 5 March 2004 13:26 (twenty-one years ago)

"In a case like this, would it be more acceptable to mack those fucking bitches?" N.

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 5 March 2004 13:27 (twenty-one years ago)

"the world would be a better place to live if there were no queers" -- ronan

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 5 March 2004 13:28 (twenty-one years ago)

"yeah typical ilm stance, in reality wu quality is always either consistent or rising, the w is better than wu tang forever is better than 36 chambers, tical 2000 kills tical, supreme clientele is countless miles above ironman, nigga please and bobby digital are brilliant left-field hotness, fuck!! wu chronicles two, bulletproof wallets, ghost dog soundtrack (american version plz), IRON FLAG!! can anyone tell me theyd rather listen to some boring 36 chambers early 90s bullshit like 'tears' over WHO THE FUCK KNOCKED OUR BUILDINGS DOWN!" - Amateurist

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 5 March 2004 13:29 (twenty-one years ago)

"sometimes I feel guilty about the indie I liked, as if I've betrayed it. is there a name for this condition??????"-strongo hulkington

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 5 March 2004 13:31 (twenty-one years ago)

"why, you frontin y0? < /wigga>" -- ronan

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 5 March 2004 13:32 (twenty-one years ago)

"Well, I wore a black skirt to work this morning that I haven't worn in a long time. It wasn't until I was walking in the door that the sun streamed through my legs and I remembered it is mostly see-through and requires a half slip. NO!!! Thankfully, not much light comes under my desk. I guess I'll be hiding here most of the day." - Dom Passantino

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 5 March 2004 13:32 (twenty-one years ago)

"you, sir, are correct" eh???

― Chris 'The Velvet Bingo' V (Chris V), Friday, 5 March 2004 13:33 (twenty-one years ago)

"No, that's a common misconception. Terry Funk actually didn't wrestle in the IWA prior to the King of Death Matches tournament, although he had done some bombs matches in Big Japan. Check out some of the tapes over at RF Video for some of his best work of the time... there's a really good match against Leatherface. Complete bloodfest. The Headhunters are involved in the finish"- Aja.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 5 March 2004 13:33 (twenty-one years ago)

is anyone other than me matt and ronan even enjoying this?

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 5 March 2004 13:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm having fun. Perhaps I do not count.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 5 March 2004 13:34 (twenty-one years ago)

"I'm having fun. Perhaps I do not count."- Becky Lucas

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 5 March 2004 13:35 (twenty-one years ago)

"I try to wash the Malkmus dirt off, but then I am covered in twee sweaters and crap 12 inches while Range Life loops over and over, higher and higher, faster, darker. Then I wake up............is there a name for this condition Doctor?"-Howard Dean.

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 5 March 2004 13:35 (twenty-one years ago)

"I'm having fun, perhaps I cannot count"-Aja.

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 5 March 2004 13:35 (twenty-one years ago)

"Good grief, I hardly know where to start. It generally has to be pretty blatant to get past my radar. One woman suggested going back to my place, which I did get, but she also asked me whether I'd prefer her in black lacy panties or none at all, which left little room for doubt. But I can think of maybe twenty occasions when a first meeting with someone left no doubt in my mind that sex was definitely on the cards. I guess I took up maybe half the opportunties." -- Ned Raggett

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 5 March 2004 13:35 (twenty-one years ago)

"sob. i wish i had an ass." -- nick southall

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 5 March 2004 13:36 (twenty-one years ago)

"please tell me that's not a camel toe i see" - orbit

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 5 March 2004 13:37 (twenty-one years ago)

this got good.

― cozen (Cozen), Friday, 5 March 2004 13:38 (twenty-one years ago)

"Don't worry, everything's fine now, and I spent the walk home stroking her breasts (NB in the name of science) and licked her goodbye (kissing gets boring)." - Graham

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 5 March 2004 13:40 (twenty-one years ago)

THAT'S A REAL ONE!

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 5 March 2004 13:40 (twenty-one years ago)

"Well MY penis would just bust the cast off as soon as it hardened. I am...very virile" -- strongo hulkington

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 5 March 2004 13:41 (twenty-one years ago)

"my penis is fancy" - the surface noise

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 5 March 2004 13:42 (twenty-one years ago)

"Girl, if i don't get my swerve on 2nite, i'm gonna have to put a cap in someone's ass." - Geir Hongro

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 5 March 2004 13:43 (twenty-one years ago)

AND I KNOW AN ARROGANT JUMPED-UP CUNT WHEN I READ ONE AND THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE. ALL YOU CAN DO IS SPREAD POISON. ALL YOU PEOPLE CAN DO IS INSULT AND UPSET ME AND MY FAMILY. WELL FUCK YOU!! I'VE GIVEN YOU SO MANY FUCKING CHANCES - WELL PISS OFF YOU FUCKING TODDLERS AND GO AND LIVE A FUCKING LIFE AND LEARN ABOUT THE FUCKING WORLD AND ABOUT FUCKING HUMANITY YOU FUCKING TOURISTS.

AND I HOPE YOU LIVE TO 100 OH YES I HOPE YOU SURVIVE BECAUSE I WANT YOU TO LEARN ABOUT THE WORLD AND BANISH THIS BULLSHIT FROM YOUR HEAD BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING TO OFFER BUT GOODNESS AND HEART AND I WILL DEFEAT YOUR FUCKING POISON EVERY FUCKING TIME.

CUNTS.

FUCK YOU.

FUCK OFF.

- Stevem

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 5 March 2004 13:43 (twenty-one years ago)

"The smell of sex was like burnt rubber"-Gale

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 5 March 2004 13:43 (twenty-one years ago)

"I'm proud to be a homosexual activist!!" -- Jon Williams

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 5 March 2004 13:45 (twenty-one years ago)

"a tear of petrol, stains my eye, as the handbrake, penetrates my thigh, quick, lets make love, before we die" -- jel

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 5 March 2004 13:47 (twenty-one years ago)

"..." -- Nitsuh

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 5 March 2004 13:48 (twenty-one years ago)

"Adults dressing young and the spilling of sperm in high places add to life's rich tapestry" - William Bloody Swygart

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 5 March 2004 13:50 (twenty-one years ago)

"JOY DIVISION
THE SMITHS
ANAL CUNT" -- Dr. C

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 5 March 2004 13:52 (twenty-one years ago)

This did get good.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, 5 March 2004 14:03 (twenty-one years ago)

34 mark grout - Religion, is just shorthand notation for cultural, social and economic differences, surely?

Wow, you caught me on an almost intelligent statement...

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 5 March 2004 14:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm over the Foo Fighters.Have you guys ever heard Skrewdriver!! - Aja

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 5 March 2004 14:12 (twenty-one years ago)

"SUMMER HERE KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDS" -Ronan

― Mr Mime (Andrew Thames), Friday, 5 March 2004 14:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll tell you what though, those cunts fucking think they got us at the New Den, we'll see what happens when they come up here, we'll see what happens. My mate reckons we've got 250 of the lads organising a little welcoming party for them, outside the station. Make the fucking Soul Crew look like United's boys, I'm telling you- Kate St Claire.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 5 March 2004 14:15 (twenty-one years ago)

hahaha!

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 5 March 2004 14:17 (twenty-one years ago)

"Pac-Land is dismal" -- cozen

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 5 March 2004 14:20 (twenty-one years ago)

"Pac-land is dismal" - Pacman

― Mr Mime (Andrew Thames), Friday, 5 March 2004 14:21 (twenty-one years ago)

"Is it true So Solid are doing a song for the Damilola fund? So I'm told." -- C-Man

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 5 March 2004 14:22 (twenty-one years ago)

"Pac-Land is dismal!" -- 2Pac

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 5 March 2004 14:22 (twenty-one years ago)

"as far as don't try it goes, you know what i meant, i meant don't try and make me look bad cos that'll never work, you're not good enough, but if you feel you want to fight me i don't really care mate, except i'm 24 and worked for about 5 years as a builders labourer and youre about 50 and work in information technology and have proabbaly never had a scuffle in your life.

And another thing - you think cos you got a house in hampstead and a book deal you're a big man? but how old are you?" - Jerry The Nipper

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 5 March 2004 14:23 (twenty-one years ago)

"Hello! im DG's younger brother! im new here." - Dante-Cubed

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 5 March 2004 14:24 (twenty-one years ago)

"Ese! You good, eh? You want company, eh? You want white women, eh? I get you white women!"- Marcello Carlin

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 5 March 2004 14:26 (twenty-one years ago)

The idea is to make these up Dom

― Mr Mime (Andrew Thames), Friday, 5 March 2004 14:27 (twenty-one years ago)

"QUIET DOWN TART!" - Tombot

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 5 March 2004 14:27 (twenty-one years ago)

"Wow, with a hand that small I bet she's really good at stuffing turkeys." -- rjg

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 5 March 2004 14:28 (twenty-one years ago)

"the maxime is passé; it's not used in dictionaries or in class books but, just like the novel form, it still can tell us something sure-ish about ourselves.
use
BARTHES Roland, " La Rochefoucauld : " Réflexions ou Sentences et Maximes " in Nouveaux Essais critiques, Seuil, coll. " Points Essais ", 1972.
as a model to write an insightful, everlasting maxime!
(i'll resume his introduction/ i could also try to scan the fr txt if if there is a demand)"

- Amazing Randy

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 5 March 2004 14:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't wait until someone decides to take offence at one of these.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 5 March 2004 14:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm vegetarian.

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 5 March 2004 14:31 (twenty-one years ago)

"I enjoyed The Secret History, is The Little Friend as good?" - amateurist

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 5 March 2004 14:31 (twenty-one years ago)

"Happy Birthday Sir John Edward Royce Rollington Berry Saint Alfred Lexington, sincerely, Julio De Souza"

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 5 March 2004 14:33 (twenty-one years ago)

"No, they're being robbed by twats who don't tip. Well, I guess legally they're being robbed by their employer, but who gives a fuck about law anyway? In practice, if you don't tip your bartender/waiter, you either are European or a twat." -- dee

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 5 March 2004 14:35 (twenty-one years ago)

"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIX"-Tico at Club FT.

― Fidd O'Centington (Ronan), Friday, 5 March 2004 14:38 (twenty-one years ago)

"FUCKING FUCK YOU ALAN FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!"

- Emma

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 5 March 2004 14:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I WISH I could use my knockers as capital

"Capital...it fails us now"

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Friday, 5 March 2004 14:54 (twenty-one years ago)

This has brightened up my afternoon considerably. But pray like the wind that Dr C doesn't happen upon this thread.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Friday, 5 March 2004 15:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Is that a Green Magnet School lyric Strongo?

"good artist" I am honoured, thank you
"jelimus prime" I am honoured, thank you
"I mean" I mean, I say this sometimes
"I am in a certain temporal mind function right now" I nicked this of a Man or Astro-man? interview, are you calling me weird Matt DC? Thank you if you are.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 5 March 2004 17:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't believe one of my first impulses was to make Geir an african-american party animal and someone had already been there and done that. oops. must be a strong impulse.

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 5 March 2004 17:19 (twenty-one years ago)

GRAYVEH -- Don Weiner

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 5 March 2004 17:30 (twenty-one years ago)

argh, misspelt it!! GRAYRVEH

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 5 March 2004 17:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Barry, you're better than this.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, 5 March 2004 17:33 (twenty-one years ago)

grayveh? Don Weiner? Huh? Is this secret spy language? Barry Lasagne International Man of Mystery.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 5 March 2004 17:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh dear. I shall just blush and pretend this hasn't happened. Move along now, nothing to see here.

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 5 March 2004 17:36 (twenty-one years ago)

1. Aja - Her Mom

― Colonel Mustard, Friday, 5 March 2004 17:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Ha ha, "Or Something" is definitely the best one for me. I'm confused by Dom;s post. Is that a football violence reference or something? Huh?

(Also nice to see that I'm somehow managing to hang on at number 100, even though I'm supposed to be banned from posting at home.)

― The River Kate (kate), Friday, 5 March 2004 18:50 (twenty-one years ago)

"beyonce has an ass like a pony" - alex in nyc

I would never insult ponies in this manner.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 6 March 2004 05:18 (twenty-one years ago)

"I would praise ponies in this manner." -Alex in NYC

― s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 6 March 2004 06:53 (twenty-one years ago)

It is nice to see three separate descriptions of JtN.

He has earned that with his contributions over the years, which have been somewhat unrecognized.

The lists I do not really get. Once upon a time I was the second most prolific ilx poster, behind Ewing. Or was it 3rd, behind Ewing and Carmody? Anyway, those days are gone. I do not appear on lists any more.

I do not understand Ronan's invocation of me. I have never said any such thing on ilx, or even elsewhere.

― the pinefox, Saturday, 6 March 2004 10:28 (twenty-one years ago)

8 luna - Darnit, I'll show you!

wtf?

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 6 March 2004 10:55 (twenty-one years ago)

here's a fuller transcription Luna, in case of loss of memory or something

"oh god i love bacon" thread

Luna, I'll believe you to be at an FAP when I see you at one!

It's not my fault y'all keep having them on Thursdays! Well, maybe it is. Darnit, I'll show you!

-- luna

― run it off (run it off), Saturday, 6 March 2004 12:13 (twenty-one years ago)

ahhh thank you. I'm not usually belligerent-ish (shut up)... without a reason, but I couldn't work that out for the life of me.

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 6 March 2004 19:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I like it because it's dedicated without being meanspirited.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 6 March 2004 19:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I liked it cos it sounded like the muttering of a 60s TV baddie of the 'if it wasn't for those pesky kids' variety

― run it off (run it off), Saturday, 6 March 2004 23:15 (twenty-one years ago)

but it's like the most un-representative Luna line. you need a 'bitch' or a 'fuck' or a 'slim' or a 'sug' in there somewhere.

― oops (Oops), Sunday, 7 March 2004 00:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for those pesky ilxors. Slim.

― luna (luna.c), Sunday, 7 March 2004 07:49 (twenty-one years ago)

91 Many Coloured Halo - always nice
90 Many Coloured Halo - nice girl

Um, thank you, "no number" and nickalicious. *faint smile*

my two for Dee? Durannie extraordinaire.

ailsa, thank you for providing me with something to put on my headstone -- "Durannie extraordinaire" might not have the same "ring" to it as "Beloved daughter" but it's more original.

91 Many Coloured Halo - *squeals in delight*

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaa.

91 Many Coloured Halo - suddenly and

*blinks*

*blinks*
*starts laughing uproariously*
*shakes head*

I do like how, by doing a quick calculation from the figure I pulled off the "Statscock", I've posted an average of 5.83 posts on this forum per day for the last thirty days, even though it feels like a whole lot less.

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:06 (twenty-one years ago)

four weeks pass...

Huh. I was on vacation during this thread. I'm amused.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 5 April 2004 17:59 (twenty-one years ago)

two years pass...

haha. best thread evah

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 13:07 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, feel the love.

― teh_kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 13:08 (eighteen years ago)

no nastiness.

45 suzy - professional knowitall

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 13:16 (eighteen years ago)

61 Dave B - Scottish

GERMAN

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 13:18 (eighteen years ago)

OMG I HAD FORGOTTEN ALL ABOUT THAT GRAHAM POST.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 13:23 (eighteen years ago)

I don't understand why Jess thinks I haven't got an ass.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 13:27 (eighteen years ago)

Cabal Of Secret Chefs 2863 (17) masonicboom@yahoo.co.uk Shimura Curves
2 Young Fresh Danny D 2608 (26) djperry@gmail.com Grr...
3 Space Gourmand 1705 (4) papiermachealamphibian@hotmail.com
4 hstencil 1418 (14) hstenc!l@NOSPAMyahoo.com
5 it's teh_kit! 1022 (1) kittenslikemilk@hotmail.com

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), September 20th, 2006 8:31 PM. (link)

gusher
dick joke
i-rm
eeyore
who the fuck even knows
-- and what (an...), September 20th, 2006 8:57 PM. (link)

― teh_kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 13:40 (eighteen years ago)

i was wondering about the 'eeyore' thing

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 13:42 (eighteen years ago)

Seems like a Boredoms side porn project.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 13:46 (eighteen years ago)

who the fuck even knows

― teh_kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 13:47 (eighteen years ago)

i thought hstencil = eeyore was a well-established meme?

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 14:33 (eighteen years ago)

well-established memes.xls

― ^@^ (map), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 14:34 (eighteen years ago)

perhaps you're right jaymc, i'm not (familiar) with it tho

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 14:36 (eighteen years ago)

maybe just a NB thing.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 14:37 (eighteen years ago)

Enrique, Mullygrubber, Ipsofacto, Andy, Colette, Rosemary, Jeanne Fury, Donna Brown, Sym, MarkH, ModJ, Stuart, Speedy, Leeee, Lauren.
One of you deserves the logistical beatdown for this thread. I'm fairly sure I know who it isn't.

-- Matt DC (runmd...), March 4th, 2004.

not me, chief.

― the classic sounds of the seventh of january 1998 (Enrique), Thursday, 5 October 2006 08:05 (eighteen years ago)

Less fish more pop!

-- Tom (freakytrigge...), October 5th, 2006.

― youn (youn), Thursday, 5 October 2006 10:50 (eighteen years ago)

I read this as less fish more poop. Hmmmmm.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Thursday, 5 October 2006 10:51 (eighteen years ago)

**** happens, uhuh-uhuh!

― tiit (tiit), Thursday, 5 October 2006 11:51 (eighteen years ago)

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