"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa You're shit hah!"
― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 22 March 2004 14:20 (twenty-two years ago)
― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 22 March 2004 14:21 (twenty-two years ago)
― colette (a2lette), Monday, 22 March 2004 14:33 (twenty-two years ago)
― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 22 March 2004 14:38 (twenty-two years ago)
"Give us a twirl, Anthea"
"ooh, shut that door"
― C J (C J), Monday, 22 March 2004 14:42 (twenty-two years ago)
x-post
― pete s, Monday, 22 March 2004 14:44 (twenty-two years ago)
― chris (chris), Monday, 22 March 2004 14:45 (twenty-two years ago)
― C J (C J), Monday, 22 March 2004 14:45 (twenty-two years ago)
― pete s, Monday, 22 March 2004 14:47 (twenty-two years ago)
― Liz :x (Liz :x), Monday, 22 March 2004 14:47 (twenty-two years ago)
― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 22 March 2004 14:48 (twenty-two years ago)
― robster (robster), Monday, 22 March 2004 14:48 (twenty-two years ago)
― C J (C J), Monday, 22 March 2004 14:49 (twenty-two years ago)
― pete s, Monday, 22 March 2004 14:49 (twenty-two years ago)
(xpost)
― audience of schoolchildren (robster), Monday, 22 March 2004 14:49 (twenty-two years ago)
― C J (C J), Monday, 22 March 2004 14:50 (twenty-two years ago)
― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 22 March 2004 14:51 (twenty-two years ago)
― C J (C J), Monday, 22 March 2004 14:51 (twenty-two years ago)
― robster (robster), Monday, 22 March 2004 14:54 (twenty-two years ago)
― C J (C J), Monday, 22 March 2004 14:54 (twenty-two years ago)
― C J (C J), Monday, 22 March 2004 14:55 (twenty-two years ago)
― pete s, Monday, 22 March 2004 14:55 (twenty-two years ago)
― pete s, Monday, 22 March 2004 14:56 (twenty-two years ago)
― C J (C J), Monday, 22 March 2004 14:56 (twenty-two years ago)
"I didn't get where I am today..."
― pete s, Monday, 22 March 2004 14:57 (twenty-two years ago)
― robster (robster), Monday, 22 March 2004 14:57 (twenty-two years ago)
I saw that on Conversational Scottish With Angus Crock! Also taught the residents of Melonville 'Can I Owe it to you, all I got's a fiver' and 'Wee beasties' .
― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 22 March 2004 14:57 (twenty-two years ago)
― Rob M (Rob M), Monday, 22 March 2004 14:58 (twenty-two years ago)
― Rob M (Rob M), Monday, 22 March 2004 14:59 (twenty-two years ago)
― robster (robster), Monday, 22 March 2004 15:00 (twenty-two years ago)
― Dave B (daveb), Monday, 22 March 2004 15:02 (twenty-two years ago)
― C J (C J), Monday, 22 March 2004 15:04 (twenty-two years ago)
― pete s, Monday, 22 March 2004 15:04 (twenty-two years ago)
― chris (chris), Monday, 22 March 2004 15:06 (twenty-two years ago)
― C J (C J), Monday, 22 March 2004 15:06 (twenty-two years ago)
― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 22 March 2004 15:08 (twenty-two years ago)
― C J (C J), Monday, 22 March 2004 15:09 (twenty-two years ago)
"Ooooooh rock on Tommeh"
― stevem (blueski), Monday, 22 March 2004 15:09 (twenty-two years ago)
corridor of uncertainty
― chris (chris), Monday, 22 March 2004 15:09 (twenty-two years ago)
in the cup for tottinghamIt's your letters, it's your lettersfancy a brew?awwwwww yes
classic from stevem there
― pete s, Monday, 22 March 2004 15:09 (twenty-two years ago)
― Joey Boswell (blueski), Monday, 22 March 2004 15:10 (twenty-two years ago)
― pete s, Monday, 22 March 2004 15:11 (twenty-two years ago)
― Terry (robster), Monday, 22 March 2004 15:11 (twenty-two years ago)
You were so much better than last week's
It's good but it's not right
Super smashing great let's have a look at what you woulda won
― stevem (blueski), Monday, 22 March 2004 15:12 (twenty-two years ago)
― Nick Cotton (blueski), Monday, 22 March 2004 15:12 (twenty-two years ago)
― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 22 March 2004 15:12 (twenty-two years ago)
― Joe Kay (feethurt), Monday, 22 March 2004 15:13 (twenty-two years ago)
― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 22 March 2004 15:13 (twenty-two years ago)
― pete s, Monday, 22 March 2004 15:13 (twenty-two years ago)
― stevem (blueski), Monday, 22 March 2004 15:14 (twenty-two years ago)
Bus fare 'ome
― C J (C J), Monday, 22 March 2004 15:14 (twenty-two years ago)
― pete s, Monday, 22 March 2004 15:14 (twenty-two years ago)
― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 22 March 2004 15:15 (twenty-two years ago)
I hate you butler
you're too young Matt!!
― chris (chris), Monday, 22 March 2004 15:16 (twenty-two years ago)
― stevem (blueski), Monday, 22 March 2004 15:16 (twenty-two years ago)
― stevem (blueski), Monday, 22 March 2004 15:17 (twenty-two years ago)
― pete s, Monday, 22 March 2004 15:17 (twenty-two years ago)
My money's on Nichole.
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 22 March 2004 15:18 (twenty-two years ago)
― Cupid Stunt (blueski), Monday, 22 March 2004 15:18 (twenty-two years ago)
― pete s, Monday, 22 March 2004 15:18 (twenty-two years ago)
― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 22 March 2004 15:19 (twenty-two years ago)
― C J (C J), Monday, 22 March 2004 15:19 (twenty-two years ago)
― pete s, Monday, 22 March 2004 15:19 (twenty-two years ago)
yup, we saw Dangermouse over here, too.
― Kingfish Cowboy (Kingfish), Monday, 22 March 2004 15:20 (twenty-two years ago)
― Tooting Popular Front (blueski), Monday, 22 March 2004 15:20 (twenty-two years ago)
― pete s, Monday, 22 March 2004 15:21 (twenty-two years ago)
― everyone (robster), Monday, 22 March 2004 15:25 (twenty-two years ago)
― stevem (blueski), Monday, 22 March 2004 15:25 (twenty-two years ago)
― That bloke off Crimewatch (C J), Monday, 22 March 2004 15:25 (twenty-two years ago)
― C J (C J), Monday, 22 March 2004 15:26 (twenty-two years ago)
― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 22 March 2004 15:27 (twenty-two years ago)
which is missing "Ted? I'm going mad, Ted."
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 22 March 2004 15:28 (twenty-two years ago)
― pete s, Monday, 22 March 2004 15:28 (twenty-two years ago)
― pete s, Monday, 22 March 2004 15:30 (twenty-two years ago)
― I hated Dick Emery by the way (C J), Monday, 22 March 2004 15:30 (twenty-two years ago)
― Dave B (daveb), Monday, 22 March 2004 15:32 (twenty-two years ago)
― I love you mister derek (C J), Monday, 22 March 2004 15:44 (twenty-two years ago)
Makes a change from National Rail Enquiries, or NHS Direct.
― Rob M (Rob M), Monday, 22 March 2004 16:03 (twenty-two years ago)
― Ricardo (RickyT), Monday, 22 March 2004 16:09 (twenty-two years ago)
(Yes, it is quiet today)
― Rob M (Rob M), Monday, 22 March 2004 16:13 (twenty-two years ago)
― C J (C J), Monday, 22 March 2004 16:19 (twenty-two years ago)
― Mikey G (Mikey G), Monday, 22 March 2004 16:20 (twenty-two years ago)
Manchester? Never heard of it. Is that near any major city?
8-)
― Rob M (Rob M), Monday, 22 March 2004 16:23 (twenty-two years ago)
― Rob M (Rob M), Monday, 22 March 2004 16:36 (twenty-two years ago)
― Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Monday, 22 March 2004 20:30 (twenty-two years ago)
You want the moon on a stick!
― retort pouch (retort pouch), Monday, 22 March 2004 20:40 (twenty-two years ago)
And why not ?
Now then, now then. As it happens. Guys n gals. Rattle, rattle, jewellery jewellery. Uh-uh-uh-uh !
― darren (darren), Monday, 22 March 2004 21:24 (twenty-two years ago)
basil's in the goulash
luvvly boy, luvvly boy
lahdidah gunner graham
― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Monday, 22 March 2004 21:28 (twenty-two years ago)
― ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 22 March 2004 21:29 (twenty-two years ago)
the batsman's holding, the bowler's willie
what instrument does the leader of the orchestra play? the baton...
― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Monday, 22 March 2004 21:30 (twenty-two years ago)
...oh i say, peach of a shot...
― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Monday, 22 March 2004 21:31 (twenty-two years ago)
― ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 22 March 2004 21:35 (twenty-two years ago)
― C J (C J), Monday, 22 March 2004 22:15 (twenty-two years ago)
if, according to warhol, everyone will be famous for 15 minutes, what the fuck is geri halliwell doing ?
i was thinking of starting a hard rock band, with some fellow colonic irrigation patients, called 'bums and hoses'.
― fishcox, Monday, 22 March 2004 23:35 (twenty-two years ago)
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 22 March 2004 23:39 (twenty-two years ago)
― mullygrubber (gaz), Monday, 22 March 2004 23:40 (twenty-two years ago)
My friend rang National Rail Enquiries the other day and the woman just kept giggling.
― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 22 March 2004 23:40 (twenty-two years ago)
― Shirley Crabtree (Dom Passantino), Monday, 22 March 2004 23:42 (twenty-two years ago)
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 22 March 2004 23:42 (twenty-two years ago)
― ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 22 March 2004 23:43 (twenty-two years ago)
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 22 March 2004 23:47 (twenty-two years ago)
― pete s, Monday, 22 March 2004 23:48 (twenty-two years ago)
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 22 March 2004 23:48 (twenty-two years ago)
― pete s, Monday, 22 March 2004 23:49 (twenty-two years ago)
― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 22 March 2004 23:49 (twenty-two years ago)
― pete s, Monday, 22 March 2004 23:50 (twenty-two years ago)
"... or I'll rip ya bloody arms off!"
― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 22 March 2004 23:50 (twenty-two years ago)
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 22 March 2004 23:51 (twenty-two years ago)
― ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 22 March 2004 23:53 (twenty-two years ago)
― stevem (blueski), Monday, 22 March 2004 23:54 (twenty-two years ago)
― pete s, Monday, 22 March 2004 23:56 (twenty-two years ago)
"Naw Skip not in there""Kylie You are....a delinquent!""Clean the shit off me shoes, will ya love?""Long Live The Queen *sniff sniff* "
― pete s, Tuesday, 23 March 2004 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)
― pete s, Tuesday, 23 March 2004 00:08 (twenty-two years ago)
"bewwwwdiful"
(PS I hate the Comedy Company with a passion)
― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 00:09 (twenty-two years ago)
"you're soaking in it!"
― Menelaus Darcy (Menelaus Darcy), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 01:25 (twenty-two years ago)
― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 09:56 (twenty-two years ago)
― darren (darren), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 11:24 (twenty-two years ago)
― Nik (Nik), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 11:57 (twenty-two years ago)
― Nik (Nik), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 11:59 (twenty-two years ago)
― Liz :x (Liz :x), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 12:12 (twenty-two years ago)
i'll muck your lens you gay sod! / gay as a window
and cos no-one else mentioned them yet
― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 12:47 (twenty-two years ago)
― Sarah (starry), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 12:52 (twenty-two years ago)
Have you tried...draining it?
If it's septicaemia you can have your wheelbarrow back!
Susannnn...can I have a chiiip?
― Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 14:05 (twenty-two years ago)
I want to tell you a story
― chris (chris), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 14:06 (twenty-two years ago)
― Mikey G (Mikey G), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 14:10 (twenty-two years ago)
― chris (chris), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 14:13 (twenty-two years ago)
― pete s, Tuesday, 23 March 2004 14:15 (twenty-two years ago)
― Dave B (daveb), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 14:15 (twenty-two years ago)
― Mikey G (Mikey G), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 14:17 (twenty-two years ago)
xpost Big Ron.
He's given it a little eyebrows
― Dave B (daveb), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 14:18 (twenty-two years ago)
― pete s, Tuesday, 23 March 2004 14:18 (twenty-two years ago)
― pete s, Tuesday, 23 March 2004 14:20 (twenty-two years ago)
― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 14:21 (twenty-two years ago)
I wish I lived in Greeall Whitley Land.
― Dave B (daveb), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 14:23 (twenty-two years ago)
― pete s, Tuesday, 23 March 2004 14:25 (twenty-two years ago)
xpost
― Johnney B (Johnney B), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 14:26 (twenty-two years ago)
Final answer?
― Johnney B (Johnney B), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 14:27 (twenty-two years ago)
IT'S A PUPPPETTTTT (Brian Conley!)
― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 14:28 (twenty-two years ago)
― Mikey G (Mikey G), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 14:29 (twenty-two years ago)
― Dave B (daveb), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 14:42 (twenty-two years ago)
THE
BEAR
― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 14:43 (twenty-two years ago)
"Hoyte-Smythe, Jesus College, Cambridge"
"Erm, X to the power of 9 minus 4X squared?"
― Mikey G (Mikey G), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 14:44 (twenty-two years ago)
"It's a funny old game Saint"
― Jonnie, Tuesday, 23 March 2004 14:53 (twenty-two years ago)
― Nik (Nik), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 14:57 (twenty-two years ago)
"Noted heterosexual Jason Donovan"
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 15:00 (twenty-two years ago)
― Dave B (daveb), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 15:02 (twenty-two years ago)
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 15:03 (twenty-two years ago)
― Anna (Anna), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 15:05 (twenty-two years ago)
― Mikey G (Mikey G), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 15:24 (twenty-two years ago)
― omg, Tuesday, 23 March 2004 15:26 (twenty-two years ago)
― C J (C J), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 15:37 (twenty-two years ago)
― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 15:55 (twenty-two years ago)
Hope its chips its chips its chips, we hope its chips its chips
― Dave B (daveb), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 15:59 (twenty-two years ago)
(Sorry for the delay in replying). And now, back to the testcard.
― Rob M (Rob M), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 16:05 (twenty-two years ago)
― Otto Didakt (Hereward), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 17:18 (twenty-two years ago)
― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 17:35 (twenty-two years ago)
― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 18:15 (twenty-two years ago)
― Joe Kay (feethurt), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 21:51 (twenty-two years ago)
― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 00:29 (twenty-two years ago)
― Girolamo Savonarola, Tuesday, 25 May 2004 00:22 (twenty-one years ago)