Czech blastcore and pagan culture

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Hi, my name is Janne. I tired to create message on friend's shared computer and I fear I made mistake, so sorry if this is all wrong. Whatever.

I wish to ask, is there anyone who is familiar with black metal philosophy and culture. I would be very interested in discussing books, fanzines, literature, usw.

Janne Karlsson, Wednesday, 7 April 2004 23:32 (twenty-one years ago)

whats blastcore?

mullygrubber (gaz), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 23:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Funny to see you on ILE! In any case, I'm not a fan of the culture, but I'm a huge fan of the music taken purely on the terms of it's own AESTHETICS.

Have you seen this video? You'll need a fast line, it's 15 megs.

http://guardian.planet-d.net/grouh/fabounio_no1_forever.mpeg

(Jon L), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 23:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Well it seems to me that the aesthetic and the culture cannot be understood, one without the other.

Janne Karlsson, Wednesday, 7 April 2004 23:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't like Black Metal. Like the book Lords of Chaos though, which is about it. I met a guy who was friends with Euronymus. He was a twat though and thought I'd stolen his friends Nirvana CDs.

zenome kistachion, Thursday, 8 April 2004 00:02 (twenty-one years ago)

x-post

You're not very American, admittedly. Here it is easy to enjoy the knife pointlessly arcing through the carcass as abstract design without having to worry about the souls being depicted. But I digress, you really should watch that video.

(Jon L), Thursday, 8 April 2004 00:05 (twenty-one years ago)

zenome i have heard of you on the grapevine through sarah coulter i think? the thing is of course you don't like black metal. you are not from the heart. milton this is a nonsense.

Sami Jylhankangas, Thursday, 8 April 2004 00:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Please explain your theory.

Janne Karlsson, Thursday, 8 April 2004 00:11 (twenty-one years ago)

with a thread title like this, I guess I shouldn't be surprised that I don't know wtf is going on here.

oops (Oops), Thursday, 8 April 2004 00:13 (twenty-one years ago)

who Saraaa Coulter, and Wat Theory?

zenome kistachion, Thursday, 8 April 2004 00:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Always 'on tour' in cyberspace, eh? When Dominaktor makes it to America, you'll understand the true meaning of paganism all right. Why haven't you toured here yet? Too scared?

That video may seem like a pointless digression but it's actually me loudly demanding help, from anyone.

(Jon L), Thursday, 8 April 2004 00:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Anne Coulter, I think she is Nietschze's biographer's great grand daughter. She is also singer in Alien Slaughter. She is cool lady.

milton, Dominaktor are afraid of no-one and not you either my friend. Believe me, when you havce seen what I have seen, you have no use for fear.

Janne Karlsson, Thursday, 8 April 2004 00:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Blaaaaaack Metal is such weak dull conservative shit. Many bands you could listen to. Won't tell any until I hear of this grape vine Sami talks of....

zenome kistachion, Thursday, 8 April 2004 00:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Dominaktor! of course! Janne i am a friend of Karl's who is sleeping with Sarah Coulter of course. Forgive me for saying but the czech scene is rather weak in my opinion. For me despite you are erudite in the lore of Blackness you are but a distant and false outgrowth. the rhizome of blackness is stretching tentacles throughout the globe. some maybe will call it a grapevine.

Sami Jylhankangas, Thursday, 8 April 2004 00:25 (twenty-one years ago)

In America cherished films like 'Haxan' aren't even distracting enough to be projected onto a wall at a rave. Search the Aquarius Records website and you'll find your blastcore & Brighter Death Now records sharing 'record of the week' with a Free Design compilation. if you aren't afraid of that maybe you should be.

The band can crash at my place if you ever make it to San Francisco though.

(Jon L), Thursday, 8 April 2004 00:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I sadly agree with your assessment of Czech scene Sami. For too many are fearful of return of repressive rule. Many, many musicians suffered. We bear it in our hearts. Many are tremulous to make black metal. Not me. Dominaktor I feel we are conscience of our nation, to some extent, and those like us, too, are also a conscience to dictatorship.

There are some good Czech black metal. You have heard perhaps of Plzensky Prazdroj, and also of Kriminal? Both release strong albums on Volkotia Records.

Janne Karlsson, Thursday, 8 April 2004 00:34 (twenty-one years ago)

milton your are kind in your offer. I thank you. Maybe we will get in touch through management lady Alka Vagmar.

Janne Karlsson, Thursday, 8 April 2004 00:36 (twenty-one years ago)

jim haines can eat my shit. when Uitwerpselen tour we crash at your place milton and we tear the shit up at aquarius. he has fucked me in a Wire review for once and of course he was mistaken.

Sami Jylhankangas, Thursday, 8 April 2004 00:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Of course, Sami, Wire mistaken about many things, for what do they know of real suffering? They are a little too much in the head. Consider for example that only now they hear of Pisscutter.

Janne Karlsson, Thursday, 8 April 2004 00:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Pisscutter is very very serious music to mention here Janne. Sarah has been with Sean before Karl too.

Sami Jylhankangas, Thursday, 8 April 2004 00:42 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, maybe you guys could play the Elbo Room or something

haha jim haynes! a scary drunk. his two paragraph Hirsche Nicht Aufs Sofa 'overview' brought shame upon the Wire, somehow. in any case a bad review from him is a badge of honor.

(Jon L), Thursday, 8 April 2004 00:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Wire have section for hip hop, section for dub, section for so-call it 'critical beats', even for techno, usw., but why no section for black metal? This troubles me.

Janne Karlsson, Thursday, 8 April 2004 00:47 (twenty-one years ago)

biba kofp will change this i believe in my heart. he is old freind of Sara Coulter.

Sami Jylhankangas, Thursday, 8 April 2004 00:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Biba Kopf we have called sometimes Dumm Kopf. But yes, that is maybe unkind.

Regarding that book, 'Lords of Chaos' and its authors:

They interview all kinds of right and wrong people, stupid ill informed people and also the wiser people like Emperor, but so indiscriminate.

Big mistake, it is, to sensationalise the issue and encourage misunderstandings all over. Black metal has nothing to do with burning down one single church. This is for children. True black metal = true heart soul feeling, says inside yes to life in all its pain and glory.

Janne Karlsson, Thursday, 8 April 2004 00:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought Pisscutter was a hoax until recently. Does Litanei really exist? Is it really four hours long? Is it on soulseek?

(Jon L), Thursday, 8 April 2004 00:49 (twenty-one years ago)

They play live in Portugal last year my friend and they rock like bastard.

Janne Karlsson, Thursday, 8 April 2004 00:51 (twenty-one years ago)

They're American, though, right?

(Jon L), Thursday, 8 April 2004 00:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Jesus loves you.

a friend, Thursday, 8 April 2004 00:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Do not mention this name to me. He is shit, he is an imposter, he killed my parents. In his name my country was ground into the dust.

Janne Karlsson, Thursday, 8 April 2004 01:02 (twenty-one years ago)

jim haynes gave a mate a bad revirew too! criticised the old hat "obvious dsp techniques". thing was the record was made by seriously fucking with old analogue shit...not a computer in sight!

mullygrubber (gaz), Thursday, 8 April 2004 01:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Sami, how is Marit Moll. I worry she is maybe doing to it tough right now? For I see her at bus stop in Copenhagen and I do not think she was waiting for bus.

Janne Karlsson, Thursday, 8 April 2004 01:13 (twenty-one years ago)

nothing funnier than watching critics try to keep pace with shop talk in their reviews

"then Lesser coaxed DSP-coughs from his CD player"
"Fennesz is a modern master of granular synthesis"
"Pro Tools"


(Jon L), Thursday, 8 April 2004 01:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Marit has had an operation Janne. I will talk to you at the Utrecht event if you are going.

Sami Jylhankangas, Thursday, 8 April 2004 01:20 (twenty-one years ago)

in truth i did not believe it existed

http://ox.eicat.ca/~scarruthers/ilx/pisscutter-s.jpg

Sami Jylhankangas, Thursday, 8 April 2004 01:38 (twenty-one years ago)

allmusic does it's best but some music is simply too extreme

(Jon L), Thursday, 8 April 2004 01:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I am tentatively to advance the opinion here that maybe Pisscutter is best American band, insofar as only American band to use blast beats according to their true organic nature and not simply some military marching band at high speed.

Janne Karlsson, Thursday, 8 April 2004 01:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Yet they are very intellectual on surface and very controlled and hence no suprise Wire favourites. One too can hear they find their heritage in Big Black. Of course, Albini also is now on board, but before then, I listen and think, 'Mayhem, sure, but also Big Black'. However, though they are by no means black metal, I am impressed by this rhizome, this hybridity of which you spoke earlier, Sami.

Yet I am half and half, for also I feel something pure and true has maybe been taken away.

Janne Karlsson, Thursday, 8 April 2004 01:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Utrecht event to which you refer Sami, this would be the Gorehammer event at the Zubruggensprater? I have a beef with Einar Vidmar of that event. He stole one of my drumsticks at the last Dominaktor gig in Leeuven. I think I go to Gorehammer with the precise purpose to stick the other one up his arsch, yes? Hi hi!

Janne Karlsson, Thursday, 8 April 2004 02:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm with oops. I have no idea what is going on here.

But, hey, Lykathea Aflame rules or something.

Alan Conceicao, Thursday, 8 April 2004 02:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Albini's the one who punted their cover of Renaldo and the Loaf's 'Melvyn's Repose' with scary new lyrics from the ep. Everyone falls to commercial demons sooner or later I guess.

Wouldn't have taken you for a Pisscutter fan, Janne, given their lyrics.

(Jon L), Thursday, 8 April 2004 02:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Hi hi! I cannot understand a word of their voice, partly due to DSP processing, American accent, cookie monster voice etc. They are not singing about Satan, but something else? What are they saying? Quote to me.

Janne Karlsson, Thursday, 8 April 2004 02:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Milton, I could hump you right now.

@d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 8 April 2004 02:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Great video, too.

@d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 8 April 2004 02:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Janne you know i have no love for Einar since the Gorehammer / Uitwerpselen split 7" came out with my name crossed out and the words death to Jylhankangas scratched into the runout groove.

Uitwerpselen will come in force to gig and we will not pay as Sarah is the door. Then we shall see who will be fucking with who.

yes the video is my personal favourite

Sami Jylhankangas, Thursday, 8 April 2004 02:11 (twenty-one years ago)

believe me anyone would be doing me a huge favor if they could turn up any information about that video. it's been tormenting me and most of my friends for well over a week.

well this is just transcribed from memory and they've stopped including lyric sheets, and they definitely sound much better through the CD player's DSP, but...

If you want the reflex motion,
Then you are really stupid
Because there is no reflex motion
After you turn five, aiiiiiiiigggghhhh

If you have a lot of money
Then you may buy a chair
That is right overlooking the Pit
Of endless screaming horror

Noooooooooooo don't stare at the camera noooo

etc.

(Jon L), Thursday, 8 April 2004 02:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Sami, I expect some heads will be crunched, and deservingly so, eh?

Milton, so these are Pisscutter lyrics? You Americans are crazy, hi hi!

Janne Karlsson, Thursday, 8 April 2004 02:23 (twenty-one years ago)

In these times we need serious music

..., Thursday, 8 April 2004 02:25 (twenty-one years ago)

they do look odd transcribed but there's no doubting their power when intoned

x-post, whoops. no need to click on that, that's just a link to some joyless ILM thread

(Jon L), Thursday, 8 April 2004 02:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I totally agree.

Now, and swiftly, on to other matters. For I wish to consider the role of existentialism in this music. It seems Americans are beholden to a less than sufficiently nihilist viewpoint.

Janne Karlsson, Thursday, 8 April 2004 02:28 (twenty-one years ago)

you beholden deez nuts, partnah

jack krunk, Thursday, 8 April 2004 02:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Do not cross me my friend for I am not unfamiliar with the black arts, as Pavel Poulenc, late of I Vomit on Your God, would attest, had he still a tongue!

Janne Karlsson, Thursday, 8 April 2004 02:34 (twenty-one years ago)

You guys are all buddies taking the piss and I claim my 5 dollars.

@d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 8 April 2004 02:35 (twenty-one years ago)

i dont know what you are talking about. i just came to this site looking to get my 92 buick pimped, but if your stupid enough to wanna fuck with the black mike tyson as i'm known around here, then bring it. i represent costa mesa and we don't play out here.

jack krunk, Thursday, 8 April 2004 02:38 (twenty-one years ago)

You have Nordic blood adam? You would prefer it better to keep it in your body i think.

Sami Jylhankangas, Thursday, 8 April 2004 02:38 (twenty-one years ago)

someone is so fucking bored...

..., Thursday, 8 April 2004 02:41 (twenty-one years ago)

that would be you?

the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 8 April 2004 02:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey Sami, how about Fra. Nocturbolus 69, late of Excruciator, whom I met for the first time in ten years in Fengersfors in March? Picture him in his lair, still accompanied by Klara, both growing fat on kransky and memories, living off the royalties of the first album, hi hi! Still they talk of world domination and still there is no drummer who will play with that bald fat fool. Looks like you were right about him.

Janne Karlsson, Thursday, 8 April 2004 02:43 (twenty-one years ago)

You have Nordic blood adam? You would prefer it better to keep it in your body i think.

Haha! best passive-agressive threat ever.

@d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 8 April 2004 02:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Sadly my nordic-ness is just a state of mind.

@d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 8 April 2004 02:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Nocturbolus was ever the fat man inside a beautiful young body. Dagmar and I were at his parents home near Vattern for what was to be a great celebration based on the old tale of the Fisherman and the Draug ( you know this i think...there is a Trolls of Resslared song of it on "The Great Puke" album) and the thing is he is born and bred into the comforts of capitalist excess. Dagmar and I torched the outhouse!

Sami Jylhankangas, Thursday, 8 April 2004 03:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Whoever Sami is, I can't compete with him.

Got any gigs over the break jim? Di?

the music mole (colin s barrow), Thursday, 8 April 2004 03:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Oops, how embarassing, wrong thread... *runs away*

the music mole (colin s barrow), Thursday, 8 April 2004 03:16 (twenty-one years ago)

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Fra. Nocturbolus 69, Thursday, 8 April 2004 03:17 (twenty-one years ago)

hahahaha

oops (Oops), Thursday, 8 April 2004 03:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Please don't hate me.

the music mole (colin s barrow), Thursday, 8 April 2004 03:19 (twenty-one years ago)

you should've just pretended it was meant for this thread, colin. sami's brilliance forced you to give up your charade and return to the normal chat topics.

oops (Oops), Thursday, 8 April 2004 03:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Like a suitor who only wishes to see a beautiful woman, and so continues to leave his card at her residence, even though he knows he is not preferred, I maintained my charade long after I knew I was defeated solely in order to enjoy just one more of Sami's posts.

the music mole (colin s barrow), Thursday, 8 April 2004 03:27 (twenty-one years ago)

It was all inspired by this interview:

http://www.metal-rules.com/interviews/mayhem.htm

the music mole (colin s barrow), Thursday, 8 April 2004 03:44 (twenty-one years ago)

It appears i have been deceived. I suppose i should imagine to expect this scorn displayed upon my head from the faithless. But your ridicule and games make me only stronger.

Sami Jylhankangas, Thursday, 8 April 2004 06:35 (twenty-one years ago)

The members of Pisscutter look vaguely familiar tho..

Baaderoni (Fabfunk), Thursday, 8 April 2004 07:18 (twenty-one years ago)

aha!

KOTO

http://www.discogs.com/release/40155

(Jon L), Friday, 9 April 2004 17:26 (twenty-one years ago)

(I don't think enough people looked at the original video link!

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 9 April 2004 18:49 (twenty-one years ago)

i think this thread is going to be amazing

Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) (ex machina), Friday, 9 April 2004 18:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe so.

So... Sami, you talk to me of faith? I rape your faith! And in so doing I release you from your nightmare. You should go on your hands and knees to thank me. Speak to me of faith? I crack at you! Instead, talk of demonic torment, satanic triumph, and murder in ecstasy. And bring me a Heineken while you're down there.

I spend last night in the forest, Sami. I draw on the dreamblood of our ancestors to write new lyrics. I speak with prophecy. The human race is right to fear Dominaktor. Especially now we are being distributed by Nuclear Blast.

Janne Karlsson (colin s barrow), Saturday, 10 April 2004 10:52 (twenty-one years ago)

That video made me rethink my feelings about Pisscutter.

...in bed. (Chris Piuma), Saturday, 10 April 2004 16:27 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...
Pisscutter played in Oslo last night! Hihi! They will never return, I am thinking.

Janne Karlsson, Wednesday, 26 May 2004 07:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Hi Hi Janne. How was your night in the forest? you didn't bawl like a baby at the fearsome northern sky did you? You didn't meet any woodchoppers who wished to seduce you?

Sara has spoken to me of the Oslo night. I am surprised you have mentioned it so openly. Did you do so to taunt me?

Sami Jylhankangas, Wednesday, 26 May 2004 08:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Czech posers! You kow nothing of the true pagan culure! You have ever slpet undrrneath a haunted moon? you have never seen the cry the wolf makes after slashing innrds. why have you pretended when true command of demons was my poer al along.

Vas Djifrens, Wednesday, 26 May 2004 08:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Co je Cesky blastcore kultur? Nerozumim...

Baaderoni (Fabfunk), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 08:54 (twenty-one years ago)

You think I know nothing of demons Vas? Ha! I nightly commune with Agatoth and Zazuel. Yes, these are, respectively, my bass player and drummer in Dominaktor. We talk about cars, girls, all kinds of stuff.

But also, I have slept in forest and become inwardly like wolf. I myself will tear at your innards with pleasure, making my nose and teeth wet with your Christian-weak blood. So... did you see Pisscutter in Olso?

Janne Karlsson, Wednesday, 26 May 2004 08:57 (twenty-one years ago)

You do speak as if you have walken among the Wolfen-kind. Have the clouds of the northern fogs deceved me? as demon wolve i am at t mercy of the darkness. its ways are mystery even to powerfilled sorceror.

my blood is pure, not christian. if we are paths crossing the batle will be won by i. not only is the wolfen-blood flow in me, the power of vanquished enemies slain nourishes my nightspirit.

pisscutter were laughable, they are nothing n the shadow of my band. we are Byzantum. we do not play czech blastcore, we play pitch black metal, straight from the lacerated wrist of the northsky.
no keybords or selloutstruments. pure guitardrum played faster than czech nonheathens.


I did sse Pisscutter them they did not impres. My band, Byzantum

Vas Djifrens, Wednesday, 26 May 2004 09:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, I'm so pleased to see that this thread is back. My favourite ever?

@d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 12:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Mr Djifrens, I do hope you will return to finish what was no doubt going to be an excellent point.

@d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 12:53 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread is actually my favorite thing in the world right now. That line about Jesus is cracking me the fuck up, oh my god.

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 26 May 2004 16:13 (twenty-one years ago)

So is see janne karlsonn has not come to defnd his honor. ha! he truly is then a mere weakling christian mortal. maybe he heard the Byzantum demo and quit his band. i would do same if i was he. only first three the of tracks are listenable to human ears, the last so loud it blast the dreams of nondespair from the brain of the listener. only one with pure black heart can withstan Byzantum. i challenge mistr karlsonn to a battle of the bands if he is indeed not cowering under his mothers teat.

Vas Djifrens, Wednesday, 26 May 2004 18:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Janne Karlsonn is a jehovahs witness, he should fear sceptic deth it will come for him

Bazza, Wednesday, 26 May 2004 20:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Vas, I saw you band in Haugesund last march in the company of some of the Hilgerstaad people. you know of them? they have many words to say about you and your so called pure blood. no matter. Byzantum did indeed rock. do not heed Janne he is too much in his head.

Sami Jylhankangas, Thursday, 27 May 2004 02:13 (twenty-one years ago)

They rock like clueless Americans, ha! Vas, I have heard this shit band of yours. Hmmm, maybe I destroy you in review section of my fanzine, Sulphur Eruptus. You say you are true black metal but to me you are like pretenders to throne who are not deserving! Truly, your hearts are not dark with hatred and I sense cloying Christian love in your lyrics! You could not even afraid my grandmother! Your drummer has no Norse thunder, and moreover, it is clear you would love to hide within the protective robes of Odin, yet he has disowned you my friend, and you are cast out into the dark of the northern winter to fend for yourselves like rabbits! There you will pray for death or at least a carrot, but there will be no death, only torture for you! There will also be no carrot.

Perhaps you may wish to employ the fingers you still have, my friend, on your tiny manhood, while you still may.

Hey Sami, my mother has made kransekake, and you not here! Haha, none for you my friend!

Janne Karlsson (colin s barrow), Thursday, 27 May 2004 02:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Also has she made bløtekake and kvaefjordkaker. With double cream, yum yum!

Janne Karlsson, Thursday, 27 May 2004 02:24 (twenty-one years ago)

You know i am on the atkins diet Janne. Diet of plundering raping meat eating gods!

Sami Jylhankangas, Thursday, 27 May 2004 02:30 (twenty-one years ago)

You did not say that last time you were here, showing my mother's hot Skillingsbollers into your greedy maw.

Janne Karlsson, Thursday, 27 May 2004 02:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Indeed, your greedy mouth was so full of my mothers' skillingsbollers that you were silent on all topics - only the loud noise of your chewing!

Janne Karlsson, Thursday, 27 May 2004 02:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I chew but i do not swallow Janne. It is a cheat i know.

Sami Jylhankangas, Thursday, 27 May 2004 02:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Ha! You mock me janne but yor words ring of desprate christian waeklingness. Byzantum when you saw them were only a early stagge, not the final full blast of pitchblack darkness we are this days.

yopur talk of food reveals your mortal weaknes. a true knight of wolfen darkblackness only feasts upon the blood of vanqueshid foes!

i never said to be of norse pure bloodedness . that old regime has proven to be traitorous they now blaspheme the nightspirit by playing elctro technolosellout instruments.

we practice in shack out in canadian artic circle wilderness. the winters are blacker and norther than all of other places evne the homeland of my ancestors.

we are not black metal we are CANADIAN WEREWOLF TRUE PITCH BLACK METAL!

christian lyrics! ha! these are weakling christian lyrics?
____________________________________

Across The Black Tundra (The Wolfen Traveler)

Lyrics by Vas Djifrens

The wolfen traveler wanders
Across the blackened plains of ice
The spirits of ancestors forgotten
Overwhelm the nose and eyes
Ahead is a river guarded by arctic sentry
Cold pagan hatred fans the flames of Traveler's heart
He gathers to the prey and destroys the intruders throat

COLD! Black! TUNDRA!!!!!
WOLF! ATTACKS!

Now the blood of enemy on his hands and claws
The moon transforms him back to daylight shape
He wanders to a village and rests
Underneath the Northernmost Sky
O Wolfen Night Spirit, your blackness fills me
With the hunger for their blood

COLD! BLACK! TUNDRA!
WOLF! SLAUGHTERS!

The villagers feasted upon he rides away
Through the Black Tundra to the next village
Many more slaughtered
The Travelers Cycle begins anew
____________________________________

That is track one on Byzantum demo.

This is the cover for Byzantum demo.

http://img71.photobucket.com/albums/v216/sexymollusk/byzantum.jpg

Vas Djifrens, Thursday, 27 May 2004 03:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Do you guys want to FAP with me sometime? I'll buy you all the Bloody Marys you want.

@d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 27 May 2004 03:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Fuck it, you can sacrifice me, anything. Just let me be your friend.

@d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 27 May 2004 03:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Byzantum lyrics are indeed the shit, I have no issue with these excellent lyrics. Above all they are humourless and do not depart from the approved images – cold moons etc. This is good. So too, the design, I am approving, for it was done by Ulf Vaargenacht of course he did early images for Helvete and especially Defilementus’s first demo and album, In the Name of the Unholy Corpse. So. All is OK with this.

My problem, Vas, is with the shit music of your shit band. For it sounds like Casiotone sea shanties to me! And next to your pretty, inoffensive little girl melodies, Momus himself sounds like a jet aircraft taking off.

Janne Karlsson (colin s barrow), Thursday, 27 May 2004 03:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Janne have you even herad the demo? It will be up on download.com soon. Like I sad earlier, the arly form of Byzantum was not fully darkend in the ways of Wolfen-kind. we had a shit drummer then. i since killed him behind a petrol station somwhere while on tour. I fried and ate his brains in the petrol itself.

our new drummer, Vorg, is fully up to the standards up Wolf-darkness. he has the herat of a demon and the arms of thor.

me and guitar player Orcus are hard atv work writing songs for new album, Beneath the Haunted Moon. it will be better production but no selloutstruments like keboard or pansynth.

Vas Djifrens, Thursday, 27 May 2004 04:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Vas the keboard is a very old and beautiful and really european musical instrument. The truth of it is also that it enforces false harmonies on the natural world. Also it is true your own loud rock music is but the tool of decadence.

Uitwerpselen come to laugh at Byzantum and Dominaktor alike.

Sami Jylhankangas, Thursday, 27 May 2004 04:51 (twenty-one years ago)

What do you guys think of the Stereo MCs?

Allyzay, Thursday, 27 May 2004 05:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I am enamoured of their singer, for, without corpse paint, he has the appearance of a walking, talking skeleton.

Janne Karlsson, Thursday, 27 May 2004 05:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Sami, I am worried, for there is now a woman on this thread. I am afraid of no man; yet I am afraid of several women.

Janne Karlsson, Thursday, 27 May 2004 05:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Ah yes I was thinking you might say that but when you really think about it he hasn't got a candle on PJ Harvey in that arena does he?

xpost you should possibly be afraid of me as I would have you note the connections between Felinni's 8 1/2 and Wagner's Ring des Niebelungen are strong and well documented.

Allyzay, Thursday, 27 May 2004 05:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I do not know what to say to women, especially intellectual ones. Help me out, my brothers in darkness!

Janne Karlsson, Thursday, 27 May 2004 05:41 (twenty-one years ago)

you'd better fear.

Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Thursday, 27 May 2004 15:32 (twenty-one years ago)

"I do not know what to say to women, especially intellectual ones. Help me out, my brothers in darkness!"

That is realm where even trained knights in Wolfen-Darknes fear to tread.

Vas Djifrens (latebloomer), Thursday, 27 May 2004 21:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I am perturbed and not believing you so called uber men!

[[looks around furtively]]

Were she still here I would have put her into her place.

Sami Jylhankangas, Thursday, 27 May 2004 21:45 (twenty-one years ago)

The mothr wolf-demon is dangerus more than than male when defending demonspawn.

Vas Djifrens (latebloomer), Thursday, 27 May 2004 22:00 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.frankfrazetta.com/gallery/prints/68_huntress.jpeg

Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 27 May 2004 22:06 (twenty-one years ago)

do you fear man of woman born?

Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Thursday, 27 May 2004 22:07 (twenty-one years ago)

does anyone know anything about Welsh mullet blastcore?

mullygrubber (gaz), Thursday, 27 May 2004 22:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I am still here. Like the valkyries of old I am always present yet only strike when deemed necessary. You will all have entrance to Valhalla by my hand, when I deem it necessary.

Allyzay, Friday, 28 May 2004 01:03 (twenty-one years ago)

You say you are a valkyrjer, Ally, yet I rather rather that you are reminding me of Skade, the goddess of hunting and skiing.

When confronted by such a one as you, I find it pertinent to frame the question, 'What would Varg do?'. And yet, upon further reflection, i am not sure that his habitual solutions are quite to my taste.

Janne Karlsson, Friday, 28 May 2004 01:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I find Varg very, very attractive. Just FYI.

Allyzay, Friday, 28 May 2004 01:18 (twenty-one years ago)

We all do.

Sami Jylhankangas, Friday, 28 May 2004 01:23 (twenty-one years ago)

He has often boasted of his hypnotic power over women and men (especially the latter since prison of course). He has interesting half-baked theory about this, to do with men being from Varg and women from Vikernes or some such.

I am certain to think, upon considering that it is surely the hypnotic power of his cheesy ambient new age music, that he writes, so the better to lure nymphs and sprites to his lair, as women are given to like pretty things. Or also perhaps it is his long hair and blue eyes.

Janne Karlsson, Friday, 28 May 2004 01:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Vikernes, the fool. he only seeked unecesary attention with burning and fantases of norse purity. thoh i have not forasaken my ancestor roots the new blackest vanguard of the nightspirit is CANADIAN WEREWOLF TRUE PITCH BLACK METAL! this epoch starting recent is truest to where winds of nightspirit now flow northest and blackest. vikernes was right in intention to burn christianizing blasphemies of pagan culture but his actons ruined movement. nightspirit moves on norther and farther now. in keeping with change of the black winds and to avoid tax collctor Byzantum relocated to arctic Canada, northest and blackest of all regions. we slay random caribou hunter for nourishment of our black souls and occassionly splurge on moose.

Vas Djifrens (latebloomer), Friday, 28 May 2004 01:41 (twenty-one years ago)

You have not heard my latest 12" Janne? It is the pounding hard blacktechno, more bloodlusting than your pitiful human blast rhythms. Machines will drive the wolf from the face of the earth. My giant engorged laptop lays waste to your impaired animalistic and shortsighted fiddle-playing. You should invest in a banjo, perhaps.

My ways with the sexes of Mann and WoMann speaks for themselves.

VARGBOT, Friday, 28 May 2004 01:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Vargbot! Hi Hi! We were at the burning in Leirvik with you! Janne was the fellow with the brown eyes!

Sami Jylhankangas, Friday, 28 May 2004 01:46 (twenty-one years ago)

ok seriously.. wtf?

don (don), Friday, 28 May 2004 01:52 (twenty-one years ago)

VARG your mechanizing christian ways will never destroy black spirit of which you once proudly fought in name of.

Canadian Werewolf True Pitch Black Metal is superior to old "model" or "version" in your christian techno speak. the nightspirit spawns new brood (Byzantum) to combat weakiling christian "threat" like white blood cell conquers virus. Warriors of True Pitch Black Metal
are black blood cells!

we need no tecnology when wolfen nightspirit powers our black hearts and souls!

Vas Djifrens (latebloomer), Friday, 28 May 2004 02:00 (twenty-one years ago)

do you guys like kimchi? I know this good Korean place I'd like to invite you all to.

Allyzay, Friday, 28 May 2004 02:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Sami! That was an especially gratifying evening as I recall, I covered my brother's old and corroding set of drums and shoddy pathetic cymbals and his stupid sticks and covered them in blood from his severed foot which I sawed off after wrestling him into submission on the tundra, then threw the drums onto the fire.

Do not tell my brother this but I still have his foot. It is in a jar above my drumsmaschines kollection.

VARGBOT, Friday, 28 May 2004 02:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Kimch i have not heard of. Will there be other women there ?

Vargbot this night is the founding inspiration for Uitwerpselen of course as you may have read of my ramblings in Volgenspratten and our troublings with the army. Your brother is better without his feet i think!

Sami Jylhankangas, Friday, 28 May 2004 02:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Vas I heard your demoversions from the superior technologik masterpiece of the KaZaA. It reminded me of days when man was preyed upon by other animals and forced to run across the ice in search of sanctuary from beasts. Your devotion to archaic styles of beating on things with hands and feet while screaming for your mother's teat will see you at the bottom of a frozen lake with eyes like sqvushed toad staring up in fairylike surprise and awe. Bow down to the electronicfunk, we will see you doomed to forgottenry.

VARGBOT, Friday, 28 May 2004 02:11 (twenty-one years ago)

There will be no other women there, as I massacred all my female friends three months ago when I discovered one of them had stolen the goat hoof I kept in my freezer next to the vodka. I cannot trust any woman again.

Allyzay, Friday, 28 May 2004 02:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I find kimchi excellent. It is like to eat an uncooked animal that has grown cold on the ice and hot sauce added. It is the only vegetable I deign to eat.

VARGBOT, Friday, 28 May 2004 02:17 (twenty-one years ago)

So then you are coming, yeah? But of course I think eggplant is more like the flesh of an uncooked animal than cabbage is.

Allyzay, Friday, 28 May 2004 02:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I have no truck with the aubergine, it makes me to regurgitate often and quantities.

VARGBOT, Friday, 28 May 2004 02:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Ha, VARG! The ancient ways are always most the truest. Do you not truly know how powerful and mighty the nightspirit is? Of course not for you have forsaken the black ways for favor of technolizing non-pagan Christian culture.

Did you know I'm not even typing this from computer? I surf interweb with power of nightspirit alone! my corporeal body lies on a tree napping while my hate-filled and dark soul navigates the blackest trneches of astral plane.

And from reliable source I have heard your prowess with man and women-kind are greatly exagerated.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 28 May 2004 02:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Hi Hi! I have found you by using the google searching engine and am so happy! It is a feeling i have found at last some shared friends with feelings that MUST be expressed!

Allyzay I would like to think I am am a good person for you to trust. I am sorry i do not eat vegetables.

Ernestyna Skranholm, Friday, 28 May 2004 02:27 (twenty-one years ago)

The vessel I type through forgot to type in my name! I see that now my power in astral plane weakens. must rest and replenish black energies.

Vas Djifrens (latebloomer), Friday, 28 May 2004 02:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Ernestyna I might trust you because you seem to understand the way of these men, it means you are not of the typical womankind. Untrustworthy heathen hellbeasts, and not in the nice way.

Allyzay, Friday, 28 May 2004 02:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I tell you a secret then to concrete this bond. I have killed the owner of my room. She is in bath. I cannot say it was unfortunate.

Ernestyna Skranholm, Friday, 28 May 2004 02:40 (twenty-one years ago)

It is unfortunate that I have never killed the owners of any of my rooms. I thought about it often, at my last living space, yet never did it. I believe that it is really for best to kill landlords of any type. Land is free, they should not try to let it for monetary gain. Have they learned nothing from the Indian burial grounds?

Allyzay, Friday, 28 May 2004 02:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Saw off her foot and place it in a jar to keep forever. It is favored that you do this by the hosts of Valhalla.

TOMBOT, Friday, 28 May 2004 02:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Tom, you're fired from this thread.

Allyzay, Friday, 28 May 2004 02:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Oi, me secret's owt.

VARGBOT, Friday, 28 May 2004 03:11 (twenty-one years ago)

What the hell's going on? I was downloading shit on slsk then I blacked out, now suddenly I'm sitting here in front of the computer screen. I've got a fucking headache too.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 28 May 2004 03:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Vas, I am impressed with your uncompromising teenage rhetoric, yet I have serous misgiving. It is the word you use over and over,'Canadian'.

Janne Karlsson, Friday, 28 May 2004 03:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I go where the northern winds of Nightspirit tell me, and they now blow in arctic Canada.

I am not teenager I am 29 but in spirit older than. My soul is black and ancient and only now dwells within human vessel. when dead I will rebirth inside new incarnation. only gradually to learn at age 16 my true wolfen nature.

Vas Djifrens, Friday, 28 May 2004 04:20 (twenty-one years ago)

So you claim, yet, knowing lupine ways as is my blood inheritance, I rather consider that Canadian cannot have wolf nature, but can only have husky nature.

Janne Karlsson (colin s barrow), Friday, 28 May 2004 05:30 (twenty-one years ago)

As I am not Canadian by birth, reintroduction of my black Wolfen spirit into canid population revitalizes the original line diluted by Christian domsticationists.

I slay many husky only to reanimate and rejuvinate with my Wolf-kind powrrs. Husky no longer domestic, wolf spirit regained. The nightspirit wills it.

when work is done and Byzantum Lp finished the (true-wolf) howls of my four-leged brethren will soon fill the night as they once did in the days of Odin.

Vas Djifrens, Friday, 28 May 2004 06:57 (twenty-one years ago)

So. Let it be known.

I have many blastbeat fills in my mind. They speak to me of a time long ago when this country was ruled by spirits, gods and demons. I feel a strong yearning in my heart for the honesty of pure hatred and violence so sadly lacking in Olso today among the weak. With my drill heavy blast beat fills, and my band Dominaktor, I change all this. We will soon rule this country with an iron first. Tremble!

Janne Karlsson (colin s barrow), Friday, 28 May 2004 09:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Janne hi hi! Have you been hearing the news that SLUGFUCKERS is now coming back. This is semenal band from our friends in the bottom of the world. There is thread now on the ILM.

Sami Jylhankangas, Friday, 28 May 2004 09:28 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...
So so sorry my brothers in darkblood for my absence. For I have spend three long, lonely months in Norwegian wood, with beatled brow and troubled mind. There I have become lupen, sharepening my death on the bloodlust of the ancestors. Also I catch chill. But I warm myself by funeral pyres in my mind. Also practising on new drum kit mother bought me, it has thirty pieces, hihi! And no drum triggers, these are obviously for traitors.

Janne Karlsson, Sunday, 25 July 2004 23:45 (twenty-one years ago)

first mase, now this! WELCOME BACK!

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 25 July 2004 23:49 (twenty-one years ago)

CeCe, I am great admirer of your work. With your music, you hasten armageddon, hail Satan!

There are many Australians on this shit board, yes? Perhaps they have to heard of this man?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/music/experimental/reviews/ranksinatra_bored.shtml

Janne Karlsson, Sunday, 25 July 2004 23:53 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...
milton, I really should have asked you about this

adam. (nordicskilla), Thursday, 26 August 2004 20:17 (twenty-one years ago)

http://shop.store.yahoo.com/brandsonsale-store/51104-costumes.html

(Jon L), Thursday, 26 August 2004 20:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, something like that.

adam. (nordicskilla), Thursday, 26 August 2004 20:25 (twenty-one years ago)

From the child ho page:

Due to overwhelming demand, our child ho costume is currently sold out. However, we are currently accepting preorders. All preorders will arrive in time for Halloween 2004.

Flappers are NOT hos, dammit!

Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 26 August 2004 20:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Geishas to thread.

adam. (nordicskilla), Thursday, 26 August 2004 20:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Take out the 'costume' part and it's just a boring ad for a Thai bordello.

Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 26 August 2004 20:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't believe there are this many parents in the world who want their daughters to be hos. My mom had a big problem with this, what a fucking square.

Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 26 August 2004 20:59 (twenty-one years ago)

You can trick or treat and come home with more than just candy. Where's the problem?

Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 26 August 2004 21:03 (twenty-one years ago)

PROBLEM.

(Jon L), Thursday, 26 August 2004 21:28 (twenty-one years ago)

TS: Blem.

Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 26 August 2004 21:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Western decadence spreads as disease

Sami Jhyrllkanyga, Thursday, 26 August 2004 21:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I would like to announce taht Byzantum LP, BENEATH THE HAUNTED MOON is now FINISHED! look for on soulseek, user blanketmambo (the unfortunate nonheathen has no idea his folder is using for purposes of nightspirit. Ha! the fool!)

here is track listing:

1. Invocation of Lost times and Rememberance
2. The Heathen Hordes
3. Spirits Forgotten
4. Attack on the Fortress of Light
5. The Wandering Caravan
6. Howls of the Brethren
7. Across the Black Tundra (The Wolfen Traveler)
8. Beneath the Haunted Moon (Outro)

LONG LIVE THE NEW WAVE OF TRUE CNADIAN WEREWOLF PITCH BLACK METAL! LONG LIVE THE NIGHTSPIRIT! LONG LIVE BYZANTUM!!!!

Vas Djifrens (latebloomer), Friday, 27 August 2004 00:57 (twenty-one years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/sexymollusk/hauntedmoon.jpg

latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 27 August 2004 03:35 (twenty-one years ago)

you guys should all check out this thread, too:

I'm laughing so hard I'm crying

Lt. Kingfish Del Pickles (Kingfish), Friday, 27 August 2004 04:08 (twenty-one years ago)

compare the contents of this thread to this gem of nigerian spam.

cf Vikernes, the fool. he only seeked unecesary attention with burning and fantases of norse purity. thoh i have not forasaken my ancestor roots the new blackest vanguard of the nightspirit is CANADIAN WEREWOLF TRUE PITCH BLACK METAL! this epoch starting recent is truest to where winds of nightspirit now flow northest and blackest. vikernes was right in intention to burn christianizing blasphemies of pagan culture but his actons ruined movement. nightspirit moves on norther and farther now. in keeping with change of the black winds and to avoid tax collctor Byzantum relocated to arctic Canada, northest and blackest of all regions. we slay random caribou hunter for nourishment of our black souls and occassionly splurge on moose.

and

HEY MENS,

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Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 27 August 2004 04:22 (twenty-one years ago)

for some it is only a theatre piece, after all.

Sami Jhyrllkanyga, Friday, 27 August 2004 04:25 (twenty-one years ago)

tight czech pagan pussy!

Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 27 August 2004 04:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I am having thoughts that you are misunderstanding of me Eisbar friend. I am neither czech nor even perhaps tight. Ask Janne if I am pussy! HiHi!

Sami Jhyrllkanyga, Friday, 27 August 2004 04:30 (twenty-one years ago)

To see Sami in corpsepaint is to acknowledge he has no pussy at all in his life I would suggest.

Janne Karlsson (colin s barrow), Friday, 27 August 2004 05:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Vas, hail! Your music I have heard and it is grim and misanthropic, like an icy nordic blast to the soul, and moreover it is badly produced. No doubt Christians are trembling even now all over Canada at the prospect of this release (is it to be on Facecleaver? If so, please send my regards to Willy and tell him I have his t-shirt, he left behind in my forest cottage. Also I have managed to remove blood though brain is harder to remove as I have run out of Napisan).

No matter - when the Christians here Byzantum, It will be the worse for them! For Byzantum is a cold moon to invade their hearts, even against their own wishes! For they do not so wish. They rather wish it not to happen, I think.

Janne Karlsson, Friday, 27 August 2004 06:06 (twenty-one years ago)

indeed, for to listen to byzantum is to stare into the balck abyss of nightspirit itself, not also mentioning the souls darkest crevice.

it is a cold palce, where christianizing ways are abnished forever and the dark forces of true poer reign under odin in the name of the nightspirit.

the winters long, the bloodshed constant. the coldness and northerness. the wolves guardiing the forests of valhalla howl over the righteous blizzards.

the day will come to pass soon when the earth is reclaimed and the nightspirit reins. hail!

(janne, willy is nice to face but unreliable in his nature. he borrows treasured copy of Goodfellas but nevr returns it, then screws us on royalties for one-off EP last year. we are currently looking elsewhere for distributing LP).

Vas Djifrens (latebloomer), Friday, 27 August 2004 09:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Janne it is saddening for me to see you willing as being the goat of Canadian affection. The so called tundric icescapes home to their soul is but the clowns facepaint of a Gallic arse fucked badly yet willingly accepted by the American fools.

A dick in the hand is worth two in the bush if i may be so clever.

Also Sara has told me you have the penis of a boy (in a glass jar i asked her? hihi!)

Sami Jhyrllkanyga, Friday, 27 August 2004 09:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Sami, I shred only rabbits these days as I am older and somewhat wiser and enjoy plate of shredded rabbit soup on one occasion more - of course the skin I remove first, and make goatlord to worship from skull. Also I take photo of skull. Then I use part of skull as necklace. Also photo is to go on new Dominaktor album, Beelzekrieg.

So you aim so as to doubt my grimness my friend? Perhaps you should watch your back. Voorfang has sworn some portion of revenge upon you. It is all in the runout groove of new thick vinyl from him on Peaceville. You must play it backwards. It says various things. Perhaps it was not so wise for you to steal his cheese and pickle lunch that one time in the forest? No matter. He wishes to speak to you, and I think he will not be asking you how to debone a river trout.

Janne Karlsson, Friday, 27 August 2004 11:07 (twenty-one years ago)

and yet the last i heard from friends of home Voorfag has changed his mind as to the culprit.

Sami Jhyllkangya, Friday, 27 August 2004 11:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Voorfag! I will so call him from now on, hihihi!

Janne Karlsson, Friday, 27 August 2004 20:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Vas, are you to suggest Willy from Facecleaver is not being brutal, pure and true concerning royalties?

Janne Karlsson, Friday, 27 August 2004 20:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Shit landlord kicked me out of room and now I am alone in Stockholm, no money or food, roaming streets. I am forced to kill pidgeon with penknife this morning for my breakfast, and sadly no coffee to go with stinking pidgeon so I hold by nose while I eat. I have tasted no thing so vile since we devoured part of Ander's brain that night in Oslo, Sami, you recall? Your stew would not mask the taste of the piss weakness of his brain no matter that you tried with large addition of sage and pepper.

Janne Karlsson, Friday, 27 August 2004 20:53 (twenty-one years ago)

you guys all play "Morrowind", don'cha?

Lt. Kingfish Del Pickles (Kingfish), Friday, 27 August 2004 20:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Everything on ilx should be deleted, apart from this thread.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 27 August 2004 21:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Vas, are you to suggest Willy from Facecleaver is not being brutal, pure and true concerning royalties?
-- Janne Karlsson (dominakto...), August 27th, 2004.

that might be so if he hadn't been seen the following months with new jacuzzi, home stereo system (no metal records either it is alledged he is now big on hip-hop. hip-hop, janne!), and "rims" for his honda civic...maybe he takes my Goodfellas DVD to take lessons for his christianizing gangster way is clearly not wolfen caliber.

i let him live only because facecleaver still puts out decent records like that Septic Rupture album "Christ in Fecal Chains".

Vas Djifrens (latebloomer), Friday, 27 August 2004 22:38 (twenty-one years ago)

[spyware spam shit removed]

johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Friday, 27 August 2004 22:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes Vas, I have heard of this hip hop style. I confess I cannot follow the beat.

Janne Karlsson, Friday, 27 August 2004 23:38 (twenty-one years ago)

DON'T CLICK ON THE ABOVE LINK

IT AUTODOWNLOADS SOME STUPID SPYWARE .EXE FILE OR SOME SUCH SHIT

Alba (Alba), Friday, 27 August 2004 23:41 (twenty-one years ago)

He is already dead, my friend. The rest is simply a working through of process, a carrying out of intent, you might say. Then he will know the meaning of real war, and you may be sure it is no net game for geeks, but a violent medieval struggle with hand fashioned weapons in a castle of his choosing!

Janne Karlsson, Saturday, 28 August 2004 00:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh my god, this thread should have it's own show.

adam. (nordicskilla), Saturday, 28 August 2004 00:28 (twenty-one years ago)

A year ago my friend I would have given you ticket to Dominaktor gig. Sadly, now authorities have cowered to pressure from weakling liberal government and we are banned in Denmark as someone slipped on pigs blood and sued us. We have no money! And I am reduced to busking on streets of Stockholm, well, you can imagine, just me and my snare drum and vocals, it is wolfen harsh! My enemies gather to laugh and I am in despair.

For court case, I have even to cut my hair so as to please lawyer and of course my mother made me wear suit. No photos survive I am hoping.

Janne Karlsson, Saturday, 28 August 2004 00:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh my god, this thread should have it's own show.

Cable access, of course.

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Saturday, 28 August 2004 01:32 (twenty-one years ago)

i am sorry to hear of your plight, janne. be strong, and the nightspirit wil see you to victory. the weakling christianizing forces will have their comeupance soonest enough.

Vas Djifrens (latebloomer), Saturday, 28 August 2004 03:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Hail Vas! Your freezing cold brethren spirit fills me with longing for bloody revenge. For this I thank you. Odium humani generis! I feel such strength when I contemplate the bloody red feast of Odin that is my reward. It will taste nicer than that pigeon.

Now I must get drunk, for one of the members of Absurd has invited me round for banana schnapps and a beer. I hope he will not try to read me Mein Kampf again, last time I fell asleep on his shoulder like a baby, hihi!

Janne Karlsson, Saturday, 28 August 2004 03:42 (twenty-one years ago)

but seriously, guys...

adam. (nordicskilla), Saturday, 28 August 2004 03:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Adam, you are also in black metal band? Or simply are you fan? For you have appeared from time to time and rest assured it has not gone unnoticed. For this reason, we have noticed it. And therefore, you can be sure that there has indeed been notice given.

Janne Karlsson, Saturday, 28 August 2004 05:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Or I am perhaps given to think I am in error, and have contused you with @d@m? No matter. Whatever. I don't give a shit. Death to false metal!

I am so tired and hungry. Soon I shall surely to be kicked out of internet cafe. Another cold night on streets with unwelcome ministrations of passing drunk married mens awaits.

Janne Karlsson, Saturday, 28 August 2004 05:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I ask you again Janne, would you write liner notes for space music techno bands? If you were truly allowed to state your real opinion of said music?

(Jon L), Saturday, 28 August 2004 05:32 (twenty-one years ago)

This is genuine offer milton? I would indeed my friend, not withstanding the non-Aryan implications of your name. After all, it transpires that many of my record company contacts are not Aryan, and you know, they are OK once you get to know them, even if their hair curly is and there eyes brown! Nevertheless, fuck you, Judao-Christian weakling. Moreover, I am grateful and I gladly accept your offer. Perhaps some payoff? I wish open face sandwich or even meatball kebab, so hungry am I.

Janne Karlsson, Saturday, 28 August 2004 05:49 (twenty-one years ago)

as if milton were a real name, anywhere. but yes this is a real offer, my friend, and we could certainly pay you twenty dollars. in merch.

(Jon L), Saturday, 28 August 2004 05:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Merch! From Moonfrog I hear nothing but so this word! 'We pay you and your band, Janne my friend - we pay in merch! T-shirt, badge, promo copy.' But do we pay you one Euro? Ha!

Merch, merch merch! We joke, this is the sound a Moonfrog make, like frog, you know, 'Merch! Merch!' Hihihi!

Janne Karlsson, Saturday, 28 August 2004 06:15 (twenty-one years ago)

well of course I was joking. we really can't pay you anything.

our music glorifies science. discovery of materials, imagination pushed beyond physical boundries, field trips, things like that. your black metal owes the cosmic music a sizable debt. but circular logic has never troubled the faithful.

anyway, let's take this offline, we can drill down and agree on the deliverable later. I see this as a big win for both teams.

(Jon L), Saturday, 28 August 2004 06:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Vangelis Heaven and Hell Radio Special

(Jon L), Saturday, 28 August 2004 06:33 (twenty-one years ago)

And perhaps I may know your email milton if you provide it to here? Or if not, fuck you because I do not care. Whatever. All my email address is false, like your 'God'. He is not dead, He never existed.

Janne Karlsson, Saturday, 28 August 2004 06:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Come come now Janne! AG! AG! AG! AG! AG! Hunger has made you weak with pain, and pain is simply nature's way of telling you that you are miserable. What's new?

We're on the same page here. No one has moved our cheese. You can reach me in San Francisco.

(Jon L), Saturday, 28 August 2004 06:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I am indeed confused. You Americans are strange to me, with your hamburgers and moshpits and so forth.

Janne Karlsson, Saturday, 28 August 2004 06:52 (twenty-one years ago)

You're telling me you have no corporate culture where you are? It's nothing but 'Make Goatlord to Worship' all day long?

(Jon L), Saturday, 28 August 2004 07:03 (twenty-one years ago)

It's a beautiful world outside this room.

(Jon L), Saturday, 28 August 2004 07:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Ha, the words of chrsitanized deceiver! Your compassioned weakling blood is nothing in the face of the nightspirit.

corporate culture, this wretched thing you speak of. i have fled and now live in arctic canada. the christian culture drains away the pure blackness in the soul of the truest blooded until all are left of no ancestry but your coca-coward colas and your britney must-be-speared and your glen benton and deicides and mickey rat.

except for love of old-school video games and ocassional DVD of course, the only vice my nightspirit heart approves.

Vas Djifrens (latebloomer), Saturday, 28 August 2004 08:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Hail, Vas!

Is it true than there is no making Goatlord in America? This to me is confusing. I thought Americans made Goatlord all day long? Or has Michael Moore deceived us?

Janne Karlsson, Saturday, 28 August 2004 08:29 (twenty-one years ago)

two weeks pass...
My goatlord is finished. Tonight I burn a little meat, a little blood, some tobacco (it attract night spirit), and then I start to write new riff. If goatlord is pleased, it will be shredding indeed.

Janne Karlsson, Wednesday, 15 September 2004 03:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Janne hi hi! Sara and I have been in the States man. It was totally wholesome! We ripped shit out at a hippy gig in San Fransisco and then some people from Fangflasher group (Orion Hole & Bloodheel) and I went and visited Jim H*ynes. At 3 in the am! Milton could not come but he has given me his basketball bat to use!

Sami Jherylkanyga, Wednesday, 15 September 2004 03:29 (twenty-one years ago)

While you are staying with Milton, perhaps you may enquire of him the reason for which he has not been in touch? I believe he was desiring some kind of blurb? And that I was to receive some merch, like record or possibly t-shirt and such, in return? I fear I have offended him with my perhaps over-zealous hatefulness.

And how is Sara? Is she still a misanthrope with the baseball bat? Man she is some totally cool chick.

Janne Karlsson, Wednesday, 15 September 2004 03:43 (twenty-one years ago)

It sounds like Casiotone sea shanties to me! And next to your pretty, inoffensive little girl melodies, Momus himself sounds like a jet aircraft taking off.

Do you question my Nordic blood? Who can hear my 'Beowulf' song without face frosting and heart's blood hell-harrowing?

I have come with my sword Naegling
And the usual aches and pains
To defeat Grendel the monster
Lately scourge of the Danes
Showing no mercy in the mead hall
He laid waste thirty thanes
In return I will chop off his shoulder
Then I will deal with his mother

Where is the disabled loo?
I'm feeling slightly queasy, woozy
So would you if you'd had to do
The things I've had to do
Slay the good, slay the bad
Do I have the right to use the disabled loos?
Did they send the right man from the land of heroes?

Stop laughing, I am Beowulf
I give you my oath, as I was born
I am Beowulf
I am the hero coming to save you
I am deformed

Cancer gubbins that hangs at my neck like a turkey throat
Swaddling leather trussing up a shrivelled belly bloat
Dangling from my orifice is a puzzling speculum drip
If you promise not to tell anyone I have a hare lip
A smoking hole and a very large mole
My face it slithers, my ears are torn
Don't laugh, I am deformed

So go ahead, laugh, you won't be the first
Richard the Hundredth the Hunchback laughed
Henry Dalrymple the simpleton convulsed with mirth
At this sick rubber joke, my bones as they poke out of a hole in my skin
At this helplessly flailing mutant apalling prosthetic thalydomide limb
Have a good laugh while you're at it at my schlong
My metallic foot brace it scratches and drags
I dribble down a twig
I twitch along the ground
My Breugel boots they beggar belief
I have the stinky shanks of a hound
My patchy moustache hides a birthmark
I HAVE COME TO SAVE DENMARK!

Stop laughing, I am Beowulf
I give you my oath, as I was born
I am Beowulf
I am the hero I've come to save you
And I am deformed

Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 03:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Beowulf (I Am Deformed)

Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 03:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Stop laughing, I am Beowulf

I feel an overspilling of heart feeling for you my brother! For even though I am fearsome to behold in my funereal bestialgarb, yet people laugh! So I will cite your demon words to them and chill them to their very boners.

Janne Karlsson, Wednesday, 15 September 2004 03:56 (twenty-one years ago)

That is a surprisingly tender song yet i cannot say it is any good. I too cannot say how Sara is at the present Janne as she and Bloodheel have had to visit a dear friend in San Diego for this past 4 days and her cell telephone is probably broken.

Sami Jheryllkanyga, Wednesday, 15 September 2004 04:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Momus, that song sounds like a pisstake of The Legendary Pink Dots!

the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 04:07 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.imomus.com/morgus.jpeg

Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 04:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Captain Feathersword's later years. But we choose to remember him as he was, before the addiction to rum took hold.

the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 04:49 (twenty-one years ago)

lol

gaz (gaz), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 04:51 (twenty-one years ago)

i love this thread

kephm, Wednesday, 15 September 2004 17:17 (twenty-one years ago)

greetings all and death all to christian non-heathenites, Vas here. full album of Beneath the Haunted Moon available downloadable as free mp3s (no record company, the need for middle man slain like christain scourge):

http://www.download.com/byzantum

also get your byzantum t-shirts here (these are not free, we need money to stock up on hunting supplies, the canadian arctic winter approaches):

http://www.cafeshops.com/byzantum

this momus character, he seems of true Wolfen spirit. his song stylings are true and primitive. that eyepatch! is it from battle with non-heathenite. i am no afraid of showing my scars, like wolf. proudly on forehead is scar from battle with polar bear. he takes caribou corpse and expects not be reckoned with, ha! i show him true resiliance of wolfen noghtspirit.

feel no worry when those of christian mind and non heathenite blood laugh, they're weak hearts know not of the darkness that reigns over all in eternal pain of mind and soul.

tey know not of the nightspirit and the unholy reign unleashed when it is returned. the seas balck and cold with with th frozen blood of non-pagans. the forests and cold blizzard wind. their infants throats torn in neck by lycanthrope knights of odin. soon his reign will be restored and sufeffering pain darkjness and trurth will return as Vallhalla's gates are reopned and cold Northern blackness is restablished as rule over the world.

Vas Djifrens, Wednesday, 15 September 2004 23:08 (twenty-one years ago)

two weeks pass...
F*** f*** f*** I am hateful as regards my shit label, I will kill them slowly with delight! For like morons they reject my new brilliant Dominaktor album, For Those Who Like To Rot (We Execute You)! They say it is pussy, that it is gay! I will f*** them so hard up their ass, each one in turn, then we will see who is gay!

Janne Karlsson, Tuesday, 5 October 2004 03:38 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.epsilonminus.com/darquedungeon/dd_14.gif

Professor Challenger (ex machina), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 03:50 (twenty-one years ago)

It is disheartneing to hear of your records rejection, Jann. what label was it. Nighstkill? before i was in byzantum they put out records by my band Paindriver. very much christian weaklings. they reject greatness and hide their cowardness by saying new material was "stupid" or " boring" or even "stupidly boring". hihi! they were dserving of my wrath but i spared them. for i will kill them soon.

it is wiser that you abandon christian labels and start releasing album yourself, Jann! i am doing soon with recent byzantum record.

Vas Djifrens, Tuesday, 5 October 2004 04:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Professor Challenger, have you link for this cartoon?

Vas, in Czechoslovakia, my adopted home, distribution is not so possible without bribes etc. One must pay the right people, or, alternatively, kill the right people. As for Sweden, I have, how do you say, burned all my cakes here? And so must I rely on shit German and Italian labels, not to mention clueless American labels who cannot see difference between blastcore and grindcore, even so! I must, so to speak, bite my lip. I would rather bite their necks, hihi!

Janne Karlsson, Tuesday, 5 October 2004 04:38 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.epsilonminus.com/darquedungeon/

Professor Challenger (ex machina), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 04:39 (twenty-one years ago)

That is hilarious.

the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 04:44 (twenty-one years ago)

4. Never ever again refer to "The Scene."

This goes double for Postal Service fans.

Gold Teeth II (kenan), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 04:47 (twenty-one years ago)

considering most postal service fans are college dunces in fake retro shirts and livejournals....

Professor Challenger (ex machina), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 04:48 (twenty-one years ago)

...and it goes TRIPLE for members of the Postal Service.

Gold Teeth II (kenan), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 04:49 (twenty-one years ago)

what if they try to rap?

Professor Challenger (ex machina), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 04:52 (twenty-one years ago)

http://giganticmag.com/images/noize.jpg

Gold Teeth II (kenan), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 05:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Welcome to the laughing place

Examples of anti-Pagan Chick tracts (remarkable)


(Jon L), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 05:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Pagans are a very real threat to our children. You hear about it all the time. In my high school alone, there were dozens of kids who turned away from Christ and burned a bunch of candles and said spooky things late at night without their parents knowing.

Gold Teeth II (kenan), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 05:12 (twenty-one years ago)

FAGGOTS!

http://curveddicks.com/fratboyshow/go3.jpg

Gold Teeth II (kenan), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 05:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Pagans are a very real threat to our children. You hear about it all the time. In my high school alone, there were dozens of kids who turned away from Christ and burned a bunch of candles and said spooky things late at night without their parents knowing.
-- Gold Teeth II (fluxion2...), October 5th, 2004.

This is correct. Parents, your own children make signs of berast against you as you sleep peacefully in the nightside eclipse.

Last night, for example, I don my darkrobe and doom several souls to eternal damnation through special sigil with my special Goatlord I make with pigeon I once ate through extreme hunger. So: I even send pox onto Christendom, so that Pope die screaming obscenities. So why is Pope still alive you may say? This was sigil that was to affect pope in so to speak an alternate reality. As for pope in this reality, I curse him too - but have yet to perform apprpriate ceremony as I am of course very busy with my band.

Janne Karlsson, Tuesday, 5 October 2004 07:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I do not wish to cast doubt on the big man but i am sure you will find this an amusing shed of light

Usually I can't wait to get listening to my new purchases. However, there's one album I haven't got round to listening yet, even though I've had it for a year now: Roxy Music's Stranded on CD. And it's not that I'd want to avoid post-Eno Roxy, because I quite like County Life and even bits of Siren. The perverse reason for this might be that I own all the other Roxy stuff on vinyl and play them all the time and (this is sick!) Stranded on CD just doesn't fit into that series of (vinyl) albums...
-- Janne Vanhanen (janne.vanhane...), May 21st, 2001.

Anonymousposter, Tuesday, 5 October 2004 23:00 (twenty-one years ago)

three weeks pass...
http://www.indiana.edu/~kinsey/services/Humor/kidc12430.JPG

LE CHUCK!™ (ex machina), Sunday, 31 October 2004 05:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Aw, I was hoping that would be "I am Momus for Halloween."

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Sunday, 31 October 2004 05:40 (twenty-one years ago)

In despite of the flippancancy (or maybe as because...hahaha!) it is of course a timely resurrection of a topic that can wonder at your foolishness in the West!

I wonder earnestly about your choices to make the world better. THIS is what we are fighting and arguing for at least, yes?

For you have been devious in killing the possibles of UNDERSTANDING a world not in charge of MacDonalds or the Neptunes. We are driven to BLACK BLACK BLACK (hihi!) and the grimmmest of realising that our MASTERS care not for us.

I have the color television and now in Helsinki we can watch the tell tale truth of the Cops they are sensitive and intelligent. Alos i know now of Sex and its happening in the cities. My girlfriend is keen on some new brassieres and an attempt to make love using her "ass".

BUT IT IS NOT THE TRUTH!

NO NO NO.

I am sorry to be so frustarted. But i should not feel this.

Sami Jheryllkanyga, Sunday, 31 October 2004 06:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Hihi! Have you drunken of too much gotlandsdricke my friend? For of what you are talking, no-one can tell, hihi!

No matter, my friend - great announcement at last. Dominaktor album (to be retitled '999 - The Beast Does Handstand') at last picked up by Defilement of Angels, Hails! We release in New Year. Lucky that my wrath is quelled, but those that rejected me will pay with their souls, so grim and hateful is my intent to the

Janne Karlsson, Sunday, 31 October 2004 07:05 (twenty-one years ago)

m

Janne Karlsson, Sunday, 31 October 2004 07:07 (twenty-one years ago)

i kiss this thread on the face.

g--ff (gcannon), Sunday, 31 October 2004 09:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Hail Janne, Sami! Janne good to hear of the Dominaktor album finally being released, maybe their is some evil to this sadly christianized world after all!

Sami, i must say as to do not be too weary of the "ass" love. it is quite blasphemous and against christian culture, thus rightly wolfen.

though these television programmes you speak of, here in canada when i visit cities for supplies they show the saga of this place called "degrassi", it is quite entrancing, this christianized creation. like a honey covered trap the television christian cultre lures pagans to their doom. beware, sami!

also, here is picture of myslef taken from my home in the arctic tundra. taken last night before our great hunt in celebration of the halloween before its corruption by christianized culture:

http://photobucket.com/albums/v216/sexymollusk/th_VasDjifrens.jpg


latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 31 October 2004 11:39 (twenty-one years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/sexymollusk/VasDjifrens.jpg

latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 31 October 2004 11:40 (twenty-one years ago)

dammit! the astral energies are weakening once again! the vessel latebloomer awakens.

Vas bloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 31 October 2004 11:42 (twenty-one years ago)

beware the christianized television, too much drains wolfen power!

Vas bloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 31 October 2004 11:44 (twenty-one years ago)

i will be back soon, with replenished balck energies. hail!

late Djifrens (latebloomer), Sunday, 31 October 2004 11:50 (twenty-one years ago)

This is you Vas? Hails! Impressively necro and evil are you. Were there blizzard beasts in the bleak Canadian backdrop you have photoshopped, no doubt they would be running by your side in approval!

Janne Karlsson, Sunday, 31 October 2004 12:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Indeed Janne, the winter beasts fear and respect Byzantum out here. Foolish is the rash polar bear or caribou who dares take us on!

The photo was not 'photoshopped' as you say. It only looks like that because I cast no shadow, being of the Shadows myself!

Vas Djifrens, Sunday, 31 October 2004 12:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I go to Pagan Fears yesterday to enquire of Byzantum LP yesterday Vas - possibly to oder and so forth - yet Morbid (he who runs store) is telling me only 666 pressings made and so hard to order but he assures me he will do his best to bring in to shop. And so I walk away with only Lacuna Coil album for girlfriend.

Tomorrow of course is Day of the Dead, where every poser think he is so necro wearing corpsepaint, ha! Corpsepaint for one day of year, is this true grimness? No! It is not true grimness. And yet, my heart encoldens with happiness, for is surely glimpse of the future, when all shall be pagan. The next thousand years are ours, my friend.

Janne Karlsson, Sunday, 31 October 2004 12:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Hails!! ]-

What news, friends? Vas, how is album selling? Are you to tour?

Janne Karlsson, Tuesday, 9 November 2004 01:07 (twenty-one years ago)

HiHi!

I am in pits of despair and grimness is overpowering...so the best i am thanking you Janne!

Vas I too am not getting the Byzantum masterwerk. And yet I have been hearing through Fuls in Lillehammer that the streets are awash with cassette copies and the young boys have been seen wearing the costume.

Sami Jherylkanyga, Tuesday, 9 November 2004 01:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Fuls should know about young boys wearing costumes, hihi!

Janne Karlsson, Tuesday, 9 November 2004 01:38 (twenty-one years ago)

hihi!

Sami Jheryllkanyga, Tuesday, 9 November 2004 01:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Janne, Sami, Hail!

well as you know album has been finshed for some time. on way to the pressing plant the master was stolen, the perpetrators yet to be found. rest assured i am searching the blackest realms of the astral plane to find rat bastard and take his soul.

yes, i have heard of the cassete reaching the street. it is bootleg, i hear from Gurgly in Oslo that someone impersonating myself by the name "Uncle Vas" is running around selling copies to children on street! practically he is giving them away like candy! i am of the imagining that he is from rival band, perhaps someone i have kicked out of older lineup of Byzantum? well if this is true he shall know the meaning of suffering, and it is not one he can find in dictionary my friend, hihi!

so be told Byzantum album is delayed for now, but we will prevail and it will be released soon! downloads have already reached more than 1,000 here!

the age of Nightspirit is upon us, friends, and soon the New Valhalla will be established!

long live Canadian Werewolf True Pitch Black Metal!


Mr. Vas Djifrens (byzantum), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 03:05 (twenty-one years ago)

My friends, I wish to show you this new kindred spirit who is applying the corpsepaint. Is he friend or foe?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v94/eraserewind3/yogurtbox/furlongcrow.jpg

Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 03:10 (twenty-one years ago)

(he is being the boy who was in Terminator, a movie I am sure you all approve of!)

Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 03:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Vas I have some bad news which I have been reading on another thread here. They are saying Janne has left us! As we speak he may be climbing aboard an ancient death ship bound for Valhalla, the icy wind freezing the drips of tears as they run from his nose. Do you know if this can be true?

Sami Jheryllkanyga, Tuesday, 9 November 2004 03:12 (twenty-one years ago)

There are weeping somewhere and yet i am brave in this for we shall go on here of course.

here are some tributes i have read

you should name your black metal techno project Dominaktor, in honour of Janne. ;)
-- The Midnight ROFFLEr (big.jesus.trash.ca...), November 9th, 2004.


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Has Janne died? This is sad news indeed. I will sacrifice a rodent in his name.
-- Sami Jheryllkanyga (grot...), November 9th, 2004.


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OHMIGAWD how will I live. JANNE NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), November 9th, 2004.

Smi Jheryllkanyga, Tuesday, 9 November 2004 03:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Words are for fools. This is a black day. That was uncalled for Trayce.

Dargoth, Tuesday, 9 November 2004 03:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Is this report of Jannes death true? where is this thread? isolated as i am here in arctic Canada, i have not heard this terrible news, surely it is mishearing of some kind? well if it is true, the struggle of the nightspirit aginst the christian forces has lost one of its warriors. i am of disbelief!

Mr. Vas Djifrens (byzantum), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 03:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I am remebering the early days: Aske, Fernedom and I am admitting that there is a mist over my eyes. And yet, this stiry had better be true I think now. Sara has just admitted many things to me about Janne.

Sami Jheryllkanyga, Tuesday, 9 November 2004 03:47 (twenty-one years ago)

How can the unborn die? Yet, to answer your question in the conventional manner, if by this you mean did I meet end gruesome and terrible, sadly it is not true. I am still here. I was slicing ham for sandwich with pickles when unfortunately I slice off top of finger – I cannot make devils horns now, so sad it is! In casualty I pass out from blood – the passing out was of hunger, not cowardliness, you understand. My enemies see me (Horst, I have cutting from your fingernail, my friend, in small box, or have you forgotten? Soon it will be the worse for you!) – they spread scurrilous rumour. And yet, it is afternoon, and here I am at home, listening to possible black metal traitors Ulver as I type this.

What has Sara told you Sami? for I assure you if it relates to certain size of something, there was cold shrinkage due to winter blast after swim in fjord.

Janne Karlsson, Tuesday, 9 November 2004 03:49 (twenty-one years ago)

All of this is too late Janne and I am steely against circumstances. For what can they do to me that has not been done to our people before? I have been to Ulf's and have taken a knife to kittens.

Sami Jheryllkanyga, Tuesday, 9 November 2004 03:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Forgive me for not congratulating you on being still alive.

Sami Jheryllkanyga, Tuesday, 9 November 2004 03:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Your agony will be mine to enjoy, you weakling bastard. And I will indeed crack when I hear your screaming. I will also grin.

Janne Karlsson, Tuesday, 9 November 2004 04:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Let us be friends here. For it is well known that Horst has been gathering acolytes throughout the Buskerud and has made claims on Janne's soul. That WE WILL NOT ALLOW.

Dargoth, Tuesday, 9 November 2004 04:09 (twenty-one years ago)

HAILS!! ]-

Be sure, Horst, I have my kindred warrior spirits - and the ice wind of cold hatrred blows strong through our sinews, for we are evil to our deepest wolfen nature! And when it is that my hand repairs and again Dominaktor tour northern Europe, such will be my blastbeat dt it will be as if a stake is being drummed into your heart!

Janne Karlsson, Tuesday, 9 November 2004 04:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Sorry for typos - I am shaking with thirst for revenge - not to mention my arm is enslinged, hihi!

Janne Karlsson, Tuesday, 9 November 2004 04:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Hails Dargoth! Horst is a pathetic fucker and I would be with my worst enemy rather than with him. Is Byzantum touring with Dominaktor? If yes I say let us get Vals and Dargoth and our old pal Struch and I will travel also and we will fuck these "acolytes" by Horsts severed finger.

Sami Jheryllkanyga, Tuesday, 9 November 2004 04:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Hails all! good to hear of your survivening, Janne. sami, yes i am thinking a Byzantum/Dominaktor tour would be timely and long-waited. as wolfen brethren we shall fulfill our oath to the nightspirit to carry out hatred and evil in its name! and much death and blood of christian waeklings shall follow, their infants' heads impaled on our guitars!

Mr. Vas Djifrens (byzantum), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 04:51 (twenty-one years ago)

So. Let it be known.

But this is just a truce, you understand, my friend. When we have annihilated our enemies with our blastbeats and of course our shredding riffs whic may owe something to Celtic Frost, I am not to say, it stands to reason that we will turn on each other - for any less would be weakling compassion.

Janne Karlsson, Tuesday, 9 November 2004 05:58 (twenty-one years ago)

but of course, Janne...and you will be the first to perish at my hands! your severed head on a spike will make good offering to Nightspirit. it will be a glorius battle to finish, that is if you put up a good fight. but i suspect you would have something devious hidden up your armour and corpsepaint. well, my friend i believe i have you bettered, but i musn't reveal, for that is for the future. our battle against the nonheathen christian weaklings has only just begun!

Mr. Vas Djifrens (byzantum), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 06:10 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.petitiononline.com/frost/petition.html

important!!!

Does John Coltrane Dream of a Merry-go-round? (ex machina), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 07:52 (twenty-one years ago)

hihi! Kjetil is such nice guy. He has one fight in gig in Falkorstorn and is gone to the police station to say I am sorry. Now he is saying I am big man and very dangerous hi hi! Everyone knows Satyricon is blackmetal music like Kenny J is jazz. I am sorry for him to not get to America and finally reach goal of big rich star. As drummer he is like machine.

Sami Jheryllkanyga, Wednesday, 17 November 2004 08:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Kjetil arouse mix of feelings in my body. On the one foot, his drumming! So powerful is he. Never does blastbeat fall out of palce as sometimes the drumming of even Hellhammer is prone to do after 32 bars - and no wonder it is then they change tempo! For Hellhammer is a little tired, poor baby! And we will not even talk of Abbath when he sit on stool for Immortal, hihi! What, are you drumming to another band, I ask myself when to classic Pure Holocaust I listen! Hey, slow down, Mr Guitarist, for my name is Abbath and I am confused, so I am, hihi!

On the other foot, can he be so true as he imply? For one trace the source of Satyricon sound and find it is decadent Rome, an author no less, from name to lyrics and so forward! He is decadent and pretty! And so too as to his band! We did not rape and pillage Rome in antiquity in order for band so to be named! Fuck such culture, man. What is to come next, a metal band called Sodom?

Janne Karlsson, Wednesday, 17 November 2004 09:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Abbath has heart condition Janne. It is very irregular.

Hihi!

But to the question of Kjetil I say please let him in. The fool is proud to be fucking with my sister Hanne and my father is a weak Swede.

Horst, Wednesday, 17 November 2004 09:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Janne there have been talks I hear that Dominaktor have now using a drumming machine in place of a person hitting things very hard(apologies i am not knowing how else to say this). I am interested in this idea because Ubersveienchracht drummer Ulvi is now giving me a big shits. These machines can be purchased in Norvege? Forgive me I am of course afraid of customs.

Sami Jheryllkanyga, Wednesday, 17 November 2004 09:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Drum machine and drum triggers are for traitors! We do not follow this path, for it is not left hand. Left hand path dictate so: only evilness please, so say Satanic muse. Only primitive evil to be tolerated! Machines do not kill people, drummers kill people. Hence live drummer is necessary, to convey hatred pure and true. We use maybe one trigger on kick drum, for that cool clicky sound that is all in fashion and A&R man always like. And we also use a trigger on cymbal perhaps, for clarity and icy coldness. And if we use occasional trigger on the 18 toms on my kit, it is only as I need clarity in the roll when generating Czech blastcore beats, what of it? You want to make something of it? Perhaps you need a new member in your band. Certainly it is to be so assumed as you have no member yourself on your manly part!

However to answer question: Nordstrumm Clinic have not only many drum kit, but can set you up with triggers and even recommend samples (I use a sample kit called 'Christrape Drums VII: Necrokvlt Evil'. It cost a fair amount and is derived from Pytten's original samples). Speak to Faust: mention my name. He knows me.

Janne Karlsson, Wednesday, 17 November 2004 09:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Ulvi Faust Janne. Same same.

The scene is having incest.

bulbs (bulbs), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 09:46 (twenty-one years ago)

O my goodness. No one has noticed this I am hope.

Sami Jheryllkanyga, Wednesday, 17 November 2004 09:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Obviously this is how to keep scene pure. It was good enough for our ancestors, so I say.

Janne Karlsson, Wednesday, 17 November 2004 09:51 (twenty-one years ago)

triggered drum, hihi! i am amused much so.

Mr. Vas Djifrens (byzantum), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 16:38 (twenty-one years ago)

six months pass...
BEHOLD...THE NEW ALBUM FROM BYZANTUM FINALLY RELEASENED:

BENEATH THE HAUNTED MOON

CAN YOU FEEL IT? this day has been long in coming. since the days when my pagan ancestor walk the icy plains of yore, before time was corruptioned by your modern pansy rock and roll musics. now the deathly stench of nightspirit blows upon your faces, melting your soul into a stew tasting of the blackest vomit. NEIL, WEAKLINGS.

HAIL BYZANTUM...LONG LIVE CANADIAN WEREWOLF TRUE PITCH BLACK METAL!!!

Mr. Vas Djifrens (byzantum), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 21:47 (twenty years ago)

Congratulations!


I am really, really pleased for you!

the black hand, Wednesday, 25 May 2005 21:53 (twenty years ago)


http://n00102.myspace.com/00102/87/97/102387978_l.jpg

Sami Jheryllkanyga, Wednesday, 25 May 2005 22:01 (twenty years ago)

Hails Vas! Cafe Press is home to true black metal and is awesome necro people. I have also been to negotiateing for the release of Sheepfucka Monotreme Lp but they are fudging the pints.

Sami this is latest picture of Janne? He fools no-one for many have seen his shrivelled member before.

Horst, Wednesday, 25 May 2005 22:06 (twenty years ago)

Hails Vas! I maintain also that Café Press is uberkvultikk blackest metal and they are hard men who brook no idiocy. You are in good hands my friend!

This picture of me is a clear representation of my cold wolverine nature, which is manifest, undeniable and without contrivedness, and those who disagree are obviously commuists or women.

Janne Karlsson (moley), Friday, 27 May 2005 00:47 (twenty years ago)

how are sales so far?

shine headlights on me (electricsound), Friday, 27 May 2005 01:54 (twenty years ago)

What is selling is sign of mediocricy Mr Rabbit.

Sami Jheryllkanyga, Friday, 27 May 2005 02:01 (twenty years ago)

Can we get one of the tracks for the next ILX comp?

JW (orion), Friday, 27 May 2005 02:02 (twenty years ago)

You have an ILX camp? What is happening there little rabbit? Are you all huddled in the tent listening to the gentle melodious melodies of MIA and patting yourselves on the backsides while outside the wind is howling?

Sami Jheryllkanyga, Friday, 27 May 2005 02:08 (twenty years ago)

These fools critically analyse themselves all day and say things such like, 'Oh, oh, what is to wear in Autumn fashion', and 'How do you make your sandwich to taste' and so forth. I would not even use them for human sacrifice.

Janne Karlsson (moley), Friday, 27 May 2005 02:33 (twenty years ago)

I am giving you track for next ILX camp! It is dark track and leads where you will not know know. Follow track little rabbit. Follow track into darkness of forest. Nice man is waiting.

Sami Jheryylkanyga, Friday, 27 May 2005 02:35 (twenty years ago)

What he means is, you will first hear clumsy blast beat and two guitars playing line from Burzum ‘War’. Then our friend Sami will begin to sing and you will begin to derisively laugh, hihihi! For he sound like girl trying tough to be. Also, no doubt he will sing about rabbit slaughter. What with it is all this rabbit lyrics, Sami? You yourself make ridiculous. At least to write about wolf, or even goat, or perhaps raven, but not rabbit, you silly rabbit, hihihi!

Janne Karlsson (moley), Friday, 27 May 2005 03:25 (twenty years ago)

For too long has this thread layed dormant. We are not after all here to fuck one spider.

Janne Karlsson, Tuesday, 7 June 2005 20:40 (twenty years ago)

in fact i was starting to muse of reviving the thread so.

where i live the inuit have saying "it is better to slay walrus than stand idly whle one rapes mother".

im not sure what that means but i keep distance from walrus after i hear it.

Mr. Vas Djifrens (byzantum), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 21:16 (twenty years ago)

a picture of you upthread, Janne!

"You cannot transmit wolfenhate on gay synthesizer"

milton parker (Jon L), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 21:34 (twenty years ago)

Janne fear well that I will gain revenge for this childish thing you have done to me on the night of Fertuurn Oglesharch gig. I take my time not to be worried for now but remember and watch well for someday i shall be there and take you from the rear.

Horst, Tuesday, 7 June 2005 22:18 (twenty years ago)

Horst, you are mistaken, for I was not present at geigh poser Fertuurn gig. Perhaps I sent someone to do my work, perhaps I did not. Let media speculate on that! For I do not do these things on my own behest, why bark yourself when you may have a dog instead?

Observe again my friend with what you deal!

http://n00102.myspace.com/00102/87/97/102387978_l.jpg

You do not see my right hand, and why? It is on my manhood, so to speak, as indeed yours would be, had any you.

Moreover to the matter: do not think you may sneak up behind me to take me from the rear so easily: for I have an eye there too. And it is evil and malefic in grim intent to behold.

Janne Karlsson (moley), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 01:48 (twenty years ago)

I have heard of this eye Janne. We all have. Many indeed would say it was defining your charachteristic.

And yet what can such an eye behold i wonder from behind such a veil of hair?

Horst, Wednesday, 8 June 2005 01:56 (twenty years ago)

Get one red dog straight up you, Horst.

milton, you are sellout: you did not print my words on your CD, instead you cave in to communist band mates! I draw pentagram, I place you effigy in it, I make evil spell of ancestors on you my friend and you fall ill with moonsickness!

In meantime, who has seen Attila with Mayhem? Drusilla fancy his bones to maximum intent, hihi! She call him 'Attila the hon' though truly I do not follow her joke reasoning here. Perhaps someone may explain to me.

Janne Karlsson (moley), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 01:57 (twenty years ago)

I have been restrained to not be coming to this place ever again. And yet I am seeming to find Janne giving me grim amusement. Has he told you perhaps that he has been laughed from the Anus.com boards? That the Darksoul cogniscentii have considered him the Gier of the metal scenery?

I shall not be even bothered to post where they have proposed his right hand might be.

Sami Jheryllkanyga, Wednesday, 8 June 2005 02:11 (twenty years ago)

This anus.com development is indeed a sore point. Yet, let me touch upon it, for it gives me some pain as it grows. I cannot sit down and let it fester behind me.

It appears that I fall out with Grimlech. He begin to suggest fight over some issue to do with true understanding of eugenic imperative, and role of black metal in all this. Perhaps also I criticize his review of Gorgoroth CD, I am not sure. Of course, we trade insults and such: this is misanthropic imperative! What is his problem? He runs to moderator crying like baby, and so I am banned from site. Ha! no doubt the Zionists were behind this whole sorry episode.

Janne Karlsson (moley), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 02:24 (twenty years ago)

Grimlech is bigger anus than J-Lo as they say

Sami Jheryllkanyga, Wednesday, 8 June 2005 02:28 (twenty years ago)

I am told between sets last Thursday midnight mystics speak at anus.com of Janne's newfound passion for furry super animal's or some such as reason for bannign. There is something about American voidgod proselyte Lovecraft and these furry super animal's Janne is warned once too much to stop clogging threads discussing the connection of.

Vakthund, Wednesday, 8 June 2005 02:56 (twenty years ago)

Janne's love of the these furry animals is well known. Grimlech has been calling him "Richard Geir" bwahahahaha!

Horst, Wednesday, 8 June 2005 03:00 (twenty years ago)

Horst you are scoffing but I am told too they have taken to calling you Hongrod the Mellow Dick. Anus.com these days rewards only the fiercest of us.

Vakthund, Wednesday, 8 June 2005 03:18 (twenty years ago)

Vakthund - many of us were at first kind when you came from Teenchat forum to anus. We realised that many people are young once. However we realised now your poor grammar and unability to understand the jokes of older men is due to gene defect or exposure to american television. Please be welcome to come back, but realise your posting about Varg Vikernes in banana suit is inappropriate.

Horst, Wednesday, 8 June 2005 03:27 (twenty years ago)

Horst, vilka är webbens mest besökta trav sidor? Du kommer från Travanalyser! Om du vill rösta på denna sida klickar du på knappen nedanför. Gå in utan att rösta!

Vakthund, Wednesday, 8 June 2005 03:34 (twenty years ago)

Vakthund - og hele tiden jeg fikk trodde du å bli svenske. i natt jeg drepe en scene inne din ære og fuck innvollene tidligere koke.

Sami Jheryllkanyga, Wednesday, 8 June 2005 03:45 (twenty years ago)

Aye, Horst. We have banned Vakthund for this. "Varg Vikernes is the brightest blaze in the northern sky. Varg Vikernes is upholding the ancient way or destroying it?"

Gjallarhorn, Wednesday, 8 June 2005 03:55 (twenty years ago)

Hihi! And Janne also banned for his "Varg Vikernes - skin so soft and silky" thread i see.

Horst, Wednesday, 8 June 2005 04:05 (twenty years ago)

it is true though, this talk of varg's silkiness. i hear through grapefruitvine that he use skin moisturiziner.

Mr. Vas Djifrens (byzantum), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 04:55 (twenty years ago)

This is nonsense. You are not tr00 concerning these matters. For though it is correct that an indication was made by me to the smooth skin of the Count, well moisturised of course, nevertheless these musings were intended to be understood so to speak in threatening manner, is if to say, 'Varg, how smooth is your skin: I may have it for wall pelt when you come out from prison, in revenge for the death of Euro'. This was my aiming point.

Janne Karlsson (moley), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 05:23 (twenty years ago)

I believe that among listeners to a genre there is no fan that is Elite. I've said it many times before. Although I do believe that the people who listen to terrible bands and music in general, they are somewhat gay and I detest their existence. But in that I would never call myself "Elite". I am a person who listens to music. Just because I listen to better music than you it doesn't make me Elite, it just makes me better than you (in my eyes at least) and it gives me a sense of self-gratisfaction. Thats all, same with everyone else who finds another person who listens to shitty music thinks the same way about themselves, or in a relatively same manner. I believe there is only Elitism and Purest Ideals amongst members of the bands themselves. When I was referring to us (Ture Black Metal community) I just meant the people who listen to Elite Black Metal. And as for me referring to Black Metal being some divine entity, the answer is yes. I love to think and feel when I listen to these fantastic bands that only someone with supernatural godly songwriting ability can possibly muster up the images, feelings, and emotions felt within these divine-like songs and structures through their stunning and astonishing recordings. These are feelings I like to feel when I listen to Ancient, Pure, Black Metal. It enhances the feeling of the albums and songs and gives them an unimaginable experience, like im on a sonic drug, escaping me from reality. Amazing stuff. And again your criticism is childish, I bursted out because I was angry. Angry at you foolish mindless treason filled scum that plague Black Metal with your disgusting attempts to override Black Metal and make something "cool" out of it. Although I absolutely detest your existence, like I said, I hope you grow in numbers, and make the True underground exist with an even more stronger base. To embrace a serpent is to invite poison into your heart. And that is what you scum have done exactly. You speak poison with two tongues, but True Black Metal will never fall to your venom. This cyber shit you speak of is about as Black as mother mary's tits! Hail Ancent Black Metal. Black Metal is War. And War we declare.

Krieg!Krieg!Krieg!, Friday, 17 June 2005 09:03 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...
this is even better than the BURZUM v. MAYHEM thread. You guys rock like der cucumber.

DV (dirtyvicar), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 15:46 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...
BulletBeltMan
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I posted this before, but I think i need to again...


The absolute belt place for the cheapest stuff and fast shipping has to me www.StudzandSpikez.com. They have some cool spikes and a lot of different variety. I heard that is where Keep Of Kalessin and O. bought their stuff from.

As you know, I love my bullet belts. Studzandspikez.com has them for as low as $13 or something and they have over 12 different kinds of bullet belts. They also are the only place that will fuck their stupid gov't and ship anywhere in the world.

here is a link:
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NO_JOY
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BulletBeltMan wrote:
I posted this before, but I think i need to again...

You thought wrong.

And anyone who buys "spikes and bullet belts" because they think it makes them look like a tr00 blackmetaller is a stupid fag.


BlackThorn
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bullet belts are gay. a mean a can see the point if you have one on to keep your ammunition for your gun your carrying, but to wear it as some sort of fashion statement is quite sad.
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Bullet belts and face paint and leathers make you hard, you think? That's not hard. Walk into a fuckin biker bar, mate, in a tight white leotard, wearing pink disco short shorts, a tutu, fishnets and a wig. Walk in there carrying a wand that says 'Hello boys!' in gold glitter. Sit down and order a white wine spritzer. Do all that, mate: THEN maybe you can call yourself a hard man.

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Vargzmaal, Sunday, 2 October 2005 11:43 (twenty years ago)

dobri den ola zein Janne Karlsson. za email conzeit frezzuckei emmedyette.

ROKK ONN!

eXe

emil exkanax, Sunday, 2 October 2005 16:31 (twenty years ago)

chuggada bada teebees so o nonker tala bantas le morrd hundaba dabba gang ding dang doo heebees, worton humbada o deelees sumbreed!

/m/\m\

kenna destre, Sunday, 2 October 2005 17:02 (twenty years ago)

three years pass...

My goatlord is finished. Tonight I burn a little meat, a little blood, some tobacco (it attract night spirit), and then I start to write new riff. If goatlord is pleased, it will be shredding indeed.
― Janne Karlsson, Tuesday, September 14, 2004

velko, Sunday, 23 November 2008 18:12 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

Jesus loves you.

― a friend, Wednesday, April 7, 2004 7:53 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Do not mention this name to me. He is shit, he is an imposter, he killed my parents. In his name my country was ground into the dust.

― Janne Karlsson, Wednesday, April 7, 2004 8:02 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

mufasa marchant (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 28 December 2008 08:14 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

Do not cross me my friend for I am not unfamiliar with the black arts, as Pavel Poulenc, late of I Vomit on Your God, would attest, had he still a tongue!

― Janne Karlsson

buzza, Wednesday, 17 November 2010 04:05 (fifteen years ago)

Oh man, my favourite thread.

let's all go down the strand.....galifianaaakis (MaresNest), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 22:51 (fifteen years ago)

I slightly prefer this one: Total Deathkvult Armageddon: The Black Metal FAP

acoleuthic, Thursday, 18 November 2010 02:07 (fifteen years ago)

lol, thread of only socks

aerosmith: the acid house years (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 18 November 2010 02:10 (fifteen years ago)


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