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― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 9 April 2004 15:38 (twenty-one years ago)

your turn

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 9 April 2004 15:38 (twenty-one years ago)

it was a blast for me too.

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 9 April 2004 15:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I ate meat for breakfast and it's Good Friday, I'm WAY ahead of this thread, by virtue of weirdo archaic catholic LAWS.

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 9 April 2004 15:48 (twenty-one years ago)

God the Father and Christ are made of different substances!!

― Arian (gcannon), Friday, 9 April 2004 16:03 (twenty-one years ago)

i vomited on a cross once

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 9 April 2004 16:03 (twenty-one years ago)

we actually had hors d'oeuvres before the seder started.

― hstencil, Friday, 9 April 2004 16:04 (twenty-one years ago)

i also stuffed my face full of ham five minutes ago

my grandmother is turning over in her grave

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 9 April 2004 16:05 (twenty-one years ago)

my grandmother died today, actually.

― hstencil, Friday, 9 April 2004 16:06 (twenty-one years ago)

stence i was going to make a joke, but plz god confirm you are joking first

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 9 April 2004 16:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not joking, it sucks.

― hstencil, Friday, 9 April 2004 16:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I guess that just derailed things. Anyway, I was just posting that to post it, I wasn't offended or anything. Actually, I laughed at your post.

― hstencil, Friday, 9 April 2004 16:10 (twenty-one years ago)

oh god dude, i'm sorry.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 9 April 2004 16:11 (twenty-one years ago)

naw, don't worry about it dude. Like I said, I laughed. It's the best medicine.

― hstencil, Friday, 9 April 2004 16:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Well in that case I laugh at Jesus today.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 9 April 2004 16:15 (twenty-one years ago)

ha ha you died on the cross for THESE people you dumbass

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 9 April 2004 16:15 (twenty-one years ago)

we're not worthy

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 9 April 2004 16:16 (twenty-one years ago)

ah shit I meant THESE people.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 9 April 2004 16:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Sorry guys. You are worthy of some 2000 year old hippie's torturous death, totally.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 9 April 2004 16:17 (twenty-one years ago)

dude, like, jesus died for somebody's, er, sins, but um not necessarily mine, even.

― hstencil, Friday, 9 April 2004 16:23 (twenty-one years ago)

The dresscode at Motherfucker tonite is "Jesus Christ: Religious Couture"...

― phil-two (phil-two), Friday, 9 April 2004 16:27 (twenty-one years ago)

hosted by a bunch of trannies.

― phil-two (phil-two), Friday, 9 April 2004 16:30 (twenty-one years ago)

You people better hope nothing terrible ever happens to you, imagine your trapped some place or being tortured or your child, brother or sister has been kidnapped you will call on the father and you will feel guilty for asking for help after you have disgraced his name.

― LOVE, Friday, 9 April 2004 17:15 (twenty-one years ago)

D'oh!

― omg, Friday, 9 April 2004 17:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I just ordered a takeaway and the woman on the phone said "you know it's Good Friday"

WHY ARE YOU OPEN THEN EH???

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 9 April 2004 17:22 (twenty-one years ago)

save me, Jebus

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Friday, 9 April 2004 17:22 (twenty-one years ago)

"You will call on the father and you will feel guilty for asking for help after you have disgraced his name."

Yeah, but he HAS to forgive us then, doesn't he? That's his whole shtick. Ha ha, joke's on you non-blasphemers! Fatted calf all around!

― Keith Harris (kharris1128), Friday, 9 April 2004 17:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I honestly had no idea it was Good Friday when I started this thread. After all...why would I?

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 9 April 2004 17:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Forgivness does not mean you wont pay for your blasphemous comments.People think that they can say and do what they want against the almighty GOD, that is not so. You must respect the Lord after all the devil was once an angel who went against the Lord and look what happened to him.

― kitty, Friday, 9 April 2004 17:33 (twenty-one years ago)

he got to shag mia farrow?

― omg, Friday, 9 April 2004 17:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I had a grilled cheese and ham sandwich on Tuesday, I should have had it for lunch today to be super blashpemous. (Although as a Protestant, it really doesn't matter what I eat as much as which utensil I use.)

Sorry about your grandmother, hstencil.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 9 April 2004 17:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I feel sorry for you guys it seems you dont have a relationship with the almighty.All the smart people should know every action has a reaction some people call it karma if you are making fun of the king just to be funny you should drop to your knees and ask for forgivness.The people who really hate the father, he will allow something terrible to happen in your life in order to bring you to him.The Lord can remove everything you own, everything you love to give you a wake up call he wants you to worship him and he wont give up on you!

― LOVE, Friday, 9 April 2004 17:55 (twenty-one years ago)

You make God sound like a vengeful 16-year-old girl.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 9 April 2004 18:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Making fun of The King?
Well shiznit I never did that!
Elvis is my man!

― omg, Friday, 9 April 2004 18:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Your father must have been a real asshole.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 9 April 2004 18:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Im outa here you guys have probs!

― kitty, Friday, 9 April 2004 18:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Obviously God has the IQ of a horsefly.
How did he ever create fractals?
Or does he have low *emotional intelligence*?

― omg, Friday, 9 April 2004 18:06 (twenty-one years ago)

"if you are making fun of the king just to be funny you should drop to your knees and ask for forgivness."

I'm sorry, this is the BLASPHEMOUS thread. You're looking for the SELF-RIGHTEOUS thread, down the hall to the left.

― Keith Harris (kharris1128), Friday, 9 April 2004 18:16 (twenty-one years ago)

why is it so "cool" to bash religion?

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 9 April 2004 18:19 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread really isn't, though, and bootsquaking fear-of-blasphemy rhetoric isn't religion that merits respect or accomodation.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 9 April 2004 18:23 (twenty-one years ago)

huh?

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 9 April 2004 18:25 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread really isn't bashing religion -- it bashes Love/kitty's posts, but only because those posts are stupid.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 9 April 2004 18:27 (twenty-one years ago)

'Life of Brian' has more spiritual relevance/meaning than 'the Passion of the Christ'

― de, Friday, 9 April 2004 18:29 (twenty-one years ago)

You people didnt get enough love as child. boohoo

― lowlow, Friday, 9 April 2004 18:29 (twenty-one years ago)

LIFE OF BRIAN WOULDNT EXIST WITHOUT DEATH OF CHRIST IDIOT!

― lowlow, Friday, 9 April 2004 18:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Christ was an idiot?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 9 April 2004 18:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Tep is OTM (at least as far as I'm concerned).

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 9 April 2004 18:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Or Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

― Prude (Prude), Friday, 9 April 2004 18:32 (twenty-one years ago)

(xpost lowlow you are a prince among men)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 9 April 2004 18:32 (twenty-one years ago)

xposts.

― Prude (Prude), Friday, 9 April 2004 18:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Christ was an idiot?

Sure, his real name was Myshkin.

― Tepstoevsky (ktepi), Friday, 9 April 2004 18:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Off he goes, then.

― The Grand Inquisitor (Ned), Friday, 9 April 2004 18:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes and 'Hot Shots part deux' wouldn't exist without 'Apocalypse Now'

massive x-post

― de, Friday, 9 April 2004 18:33 (twenty-one years ago)

oh.

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 9 April 2004 18:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Whats wrong with you morons?Shouldnt you be picking the lice out of your hair or something?Grow up its not cool to talk bad about God then again for you shit bags you probably think it is!

― lowlow, Friday, 9 April 2004 18:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Since when did you become God?

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 9 April 2004 18:39 (twenty-one years ago)

thank you sir. may i have another?
(xpost)

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 9 April 2004 18:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Jesus wouldn't exist without adultery!

Damn, xposts, I'm busy cooking

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 9 April 2004 18:40 (twenty-one years ago)

'talk bad about God' ?

sorry i shouldn't really i shouldn't
*wipes tears from eyes*

― de, Friday, 9 April 2004 18:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Jesus came for the adulterers.

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 9 April 2004 18:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Praising God's name by cursing people out: C/D?

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 9 April 2004 18:41 (twenty-one years ago)

(xpost HAHAHAHAHA ORBIT)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 9 April 2004 18:41 (twenty-one years ago)

if you want some REAL FUN inadvertant blasphemy, try playing "Xenogears"...

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Friday, 9 April 2004 18:42 (twenty-one years ago)

BLASPHEMY WOULDN'T EXIST WITHOUT VAGINAS IDIOT!
WHO CREATED THEM EH?

― omg, Friday, 9 April 2004 18:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Woah omg, that's some esoteric blasphemy.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 9 April 2004 18:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, first there's a sperm and it swims real real fast up a tube.....

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 9 April 2004 18:44 (twenty-one years ago)

And to take the troll just a little too seriously for a minute, the three things Jesus was most frequently accused of -- with just cause -- were drunkenness, eating too much, and blasphemy. Any asshole can be a fat drunk; to be a fat drunk blasphemer is divine.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 9 April 2004 18:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Sam Kinison.

― omg, Friday, 9 April 2004 18:46 (twenty-one years ago)

fat cokehead blasphemer

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Friday, 9 April 2004 18:47 (twenty-one years ago)

fat cokehead ex-preacher blasphemer

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 9 April 2004 18:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Sam, Son of ... Kini.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 9 April 2004 18:48 (twenty-one years ago)

People just called Jesus a disrespectable, politically radical, blasphemous, non-kosher, Palestinian-caviar-eatin' wine-drinker. The difference between him and Sam Kinison is Sam Kinison was too coked up to say *anything* deep.

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 9 April 2004 18:49 (twenty-one years ago)

What about the time Sam Kinison said "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH"?

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 9 April 2004 18:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I fucked on a gravestone once and have robbed a priest. But the priest deserved it.
(not on the same day)

― //, Friday, 9 April 2004 18:50 (twenty-one years ago)

That poor gravestone.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 9 April 2004 18:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I fucked on a gravestone once and have robbed a priest. But the priest deserved it.

it's like a lost Pogues lyric...

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Friday, 9 April 2004 18:52 (twenty-one years ago)

lowlow you really are the bomb i must say.You have really livened this thread up!

― KINGFISH BALZAK, Friday, 9 April 2004 18:54 (twenty-one years ago)

holy shit! I've turned into Ed Grimley!

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Friday, 9 April 2004 18:56 (twenty-one years ago)

"turned into"

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 9 April 2004 18:56 (twenty-one years ago)

"ned"

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 9 April 2004 18:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Sorry Ned.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 9 April 2004 18:57 (twenty-one years ago)

No you aren't.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 9 April 2004 18:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, I don't want to see any Ed Grimley/Ned Photoshopping going on.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 9 April 2004 18:58 (twenty-one years ago)

http://home.comcast.net/~nalter/webpics/ed_grimley.jpg
"Oh, this seems like such a good day to blaspheme our Lord, I must say!"

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Friday, 9 April 2004 18:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I am exiting now i have a life unlike you masterbators!

― lowlow, Friday, 9 April 2004 18:58 (twenty-one years ago)

you are exiting your life now? dude, don't kill yourself yet...

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Friday, 9 April 2004 19:00 (twenty-one years ago)

erm, i am not 'lowlow'

― //, Friday, 9 April 2004 19:09 (twenty-one years ago)

http://jupiter.walagata.com/w/summerbabe/devildoll.jpg

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Friday, 9 April 2004 19:09 (twenty-one years ago)

not until you learn to spell "masturbate", at least.
oh.
oops.

xxpost

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 9 April 2004 19:10 (twenty-one years ago)

why is it so "cool" to bash religion?

An interesting question. Here's two more:

Q:Who on this thread is actually bashing religion?

Q:Who on this thread is cool?

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 9 April 2004 20:35 (twenty-one years ago)

if you are making fun of the king just to be funny

We're Americans, we don't believe in kings!

― Leee O'Gaddy (Leee), Friday, 9 April 2004 20:38 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost

I think that strongo guy's pretty swell!

― Leee O'Gaddy (Leee), Friday, 9 April 2004 20:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Q:Who on this thread is cool?

http://www.knotts.com/group/sales/joecool/imgs/004a1.gif

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 9 April 2004 20:40 (twenty-one years ago)

nobody on this idiotic thread is cool you are all dirty little ass wipes who need your ass kicked by big fat african! And y'all suck real bad and are real stupid and retarded and well your just dumb!

― dontfwithme, Friday, 9 April 2004 21:22 (twenty-one years ago)

YOU'RE RIGHT! (about the ass-kickingbyabigafricanbit)

― omg, Friday, 9 April 2004 21:27 (twenty-one years ago)

ILE, will you pimp my blasphemous hair dye?

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 9 April 2004 21:28 (twenty-one years ago)

your hair dye sucks and so do you! you probably dyed your hair with bum pee.

― dontfwithme, Friday, 9 April 2004 21:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Pimp My Faith

coming soon to The God Channel

― omg, Friday, 9 April 2004 21:47 (twenty-one years ago)

does anybody on here have a job? Maybe your job is wacking off on porno sites all day and then you take a break to diss God

― , Friday, 9 April 2004 21:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Dream job, that.

― ferg (Ferg), Friday, 9 April 2004 21:51 (twenty-one years ago)

SHUT UP RIGHT NOW OR YOUR GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!

― , Friday, 9 April 2004 22:00 (twenty-one years ago)

WERE ALL GOIN TO DIE ARRROOOOOOOOOOOO

― Leee O'Gaddy (Leee), Friday, 9 April 2004 22:04 (twenty-one years ago)

the birth of baby jesus was the deverginization of mary and the invention of a creepy new kind of incest.

― death metal dude, Friday, 9 April 2004 22:08 (twenty-one years ago)

haha!

― that's excellent, Friday, 9 April 2004 22:11 (twenty-one years ago)

But but we welcome death as we're going to go to heaven. Fundies be having poor faithular comprehension.

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 9 April 2004 22:19 (twenty-one years ago)

SHUT UP RIGHT NOW OR YOUR GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!

-- (lotu...), April 9th, 2004.

It would be awesomely terrifying if this worked.

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Friday, 9 April 2004 22:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I wonder if Christ has to Google

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Friday, 9 April 2004 22:27 (twenty-one years ago)

i went to the store came back took a shit slapped my babies daddy came back to site and you losers were still here!!! Your going to die for real now1

― , Friday, 9 April 2004 23:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I really wish I had one of those crucifix shaped dildos.

that would be so sweet.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Friday, 9 April 2004 23:51 (twenty-one years ago)

She means it, folks.

― dean! (deangulberry), Friday, 9 April 2004 23:54 (twenty-one years ago)

waitwaitwait..."big fat african"?

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 10 April 2004 00:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Kamala = Jesus

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Saturday, 10 April 2004 01:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Yo, sorry I'm late. Kind of a rough day at the office, you know what I mean? Well, "everybody's working for the weekend!" KEGGER IN MY CAVE TONITE!

― Jesus (Chris Piuma), Saturday, 10 April 2004 04:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Kind of late? *KIND OF LATE*?
Two thousand frigggin' years ago you said you'd be back in a jiff!
Yo, you never showed up!
What gives?

― omg, Saturday, 10 April 2004 04:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude, chill. It's all right, there was some traffic on the 10, but it's all cool now. Are you passing or what?

― Jesus (Chris Piuma), Saturday, 10 April 2004 04:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah i know time must pass kind of differently up there in eternity....but still you could'a sent word,* it's only been us and Bon Jovi fans keepin' the faith.

*Please don't tell me that Mel Gibson thing had anything to do with you

― omg, Saturday, 10 April 2004 04:43 (twenty-one years ago)

*sigh* Yeah I'll be there. But you won't mind if I bring the herb.
I'm not in a party mood.

― omg, Saturday, 10 April 2004 04:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Mel who?

― Jesus (Chris Piuma), Saturday, 10 April 2004 04:52 (twenty-one years ago)

You people must be white because black people would never be so stupid as to talk down about GOD. IM TIRED OF STUPID PEOPLE WHY DONT YOU ALL JOIN A CULT AND DRINK A MAGIC POTION AND FLY AWAY WITH THE ALIENS!!!!!

― low, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 15:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I find it RACIST and OFFENSIVE that you ASSUME that black people DO NOT JOIN CULTS and DRINK MAGIC POTIONS and FLY AWAY WITH THE ALIENS.
Stereotyping black brothers and sisters as DEVOUT WORSHIPPERS and SMART is WRONG and EVIL.

― omg, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 15:42 (twenty-one years ago)

How about a crucifix clit piercing? Is that blasphemous enough?

P.S. My dad is a vicar. * smile*

― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 15:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Black people are smarter and have more common sense than you white trash trailer living people.they know whats right and wrong and dont think its cool to bash God you sow!

― , Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:02 (twenty-one years ago)

low you're in trouble with the man upstairs for confessing your love for 'black guys with nice pieces of wood'(sic) on the 'what's your type' thread. damnation - and hilarity - ensues

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I dunno about God but I will bash the bishop

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey i never said i wasnt a sinner i said i dont bash GOD.He know im a sinner if i wasnt i would be a saint you weirdo!

― low, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I once tried to bash God but I couldn't find Her and then I dropped my baseball bat.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Woah why didn't I get the "new messages were posted" thing?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I may be white trash but I know some black people. My dad is black. So is my mom. They are true believers. They hate and cuss(sp?) God every day. They love Him madly.

― omg, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:10 (twenty-one years ago)

It's obviously God mad at me for laughing at her son's misfortune.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:10 (twenty-one years ago)

My arms are too short to box with God.

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:11 (twenty-one years ago)

That was corny!

― low, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh lets all clap for nickalicious i guess next your gonna say "hey one of my best friends is black" thats usually the response from dorky white people.

― low, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't have any friends.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:14 (twenty-one years ago)

How do you know we're white?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:14 (twenty-one years ago)

white people be dissin God like this...

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:15 (twenty-one years ago)

i vomited on a cross once

Awesome, Jess. I puked on a Bible once, though I didn't realize I had until I woke up the next day in the hotel and the drawer of the nightstand was still partly open.

― martin m. (mushrush), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:15 (twenty-one years ago)

And, er, I'm white. Sorry.

― martin m. (mushrush), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Those blank pages at the beginning and end of Bibles make excellent rolling papers. Plus they're huge, so you can roll spliffs the likes of which no mortal man has ever known.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:17 (twenty-one years ago)

half that shit was written by people totting mad hemp anyway

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Why not roll with the non-blank pages too? How much worse for you can the ink be than anything you'd be smoking without a filter in the first place?

― martin m. (mushrush), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not bashing God. that's impossible since I don't believe in him/her.

Nickalicious, even the tiny ones people on street corners hand you?

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:18 (twenty-one years ago)

You mean I'm not supposed to eat those? My bad, God!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:19 (twenty-one years ago)

'no mortal man has ever known.'

'And Jesus ascended to heaven...'
And what do you think that's a metaphor for exactly?

― omg, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Because white people always want to stand out just like those osbournes you have to take it to another level to fit in, for instance this thread why, what is the point of talking bad about GOD?if you dont have love for the lord then why would you want to say mean and evil things about him.White people have a problem with feeling that they dont understand so they do these types of things or they cut themselves.

― low, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:20 (twenty-one years ago)

"and then I saw two beasts coming out of the water, and the sky turned red and the seventh angel of the seventh seal blew the seventh horn, and we all burst out laughing and ran off to the 24 hour garage"

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:21 (twenty-one years ago)

if you dont have love for the lord then why would you want to say mean and evil things about him.

to wind up racist folx like you, m'dear.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:21 (twenty-one years ago)

what else do white people do low? dance badly? not jump?

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:21 (twenty-one years ago)

'or they cut themselves'

I swear, I was with you right up until the end there

― omg, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:22 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread is mind-boggling.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Look i love white people i even love people who dont understand GOD but you must admit blacks have much love for the Lord.

― , Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Dan confirm this

― omg, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:26 (twenty-one years ago)

i ate bread on passover.

white bread.

― m., Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:29 (twenty-one years ago)

low I pray to the Lord Almighty that one day you may learn to see people for who they are and not what they are. That goes for all of you. Ameng.

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:31 (twenty-one years ago)

but you must admit blacks have much love for the Lord.

believing in the validity of stereotypes is one step on the road to being a racist.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:33 (twenty-one years ago)

How much worse for you can the ink be than anything you'd be smoking without a filter in the first place?

(paraphrased)
"arrr, who be taking a page out of the Bible? ye'd think that scallywags like you would be needin' all the Scripture ye can get!"

http://www.whirligig-tv.co.uk/tv/children/other/newton.jpg

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Thats coming from someone who said they would bash the pope.See the pope for who he is stevem

― , Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Best post evah for a multiplicity, nay a galaxy of reasons.

― omg, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd just like to point out that after his resurection, Jesus was technically a zombie.

― mei (mei), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:38 (twenty-one years ago)

i didn't say i would bash the Pope. that Nazi bastard's had enough of a battering.

oh ma god what am ah sayin my grarndad's gonna kill meeeee...

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I dont care if you guys think im a racist, i deal with white people all day who talk about black people so stop trying to act like your all goodie goodie white chic and stop being an uptighty whitey!

― , Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm trying to imagine what a white Chic would sound like.
Hall and Oates?

― omg, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:47 (twenty-one years ago)

i do believe we've developed some new memes to-day.

(xpost)

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:47 (twenty-one years ago)

if we were uptight we'd be coming on some message board attacking people for having a bit of fun...

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:47 (twenty-one years ago)

white chic

see puff daddy and his white-only Hamptons soirees.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:48 (twenty-one years ago)

NO THEY SOUND LIKE THIS"OH MY GOD I FORGOT TO THROW UP AT BREAKFAST I GUESS I'LL MAKE UP FOR IT AT LUNCH"

― , Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:49 (twenty-one years ago)

black people act racist like this. . .

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh so you get offended when i talk about honkies but you dont get offended when people say filthy things about the creator who created your honkie ass.

― , Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm all out.

― omg, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:54 (twenty-one years ago)

filthy?

the Lord made dirt, and dirt don't hurt...

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Shut up kingfish cant you see im kicking honkie or honky ass !

― , Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:55 (twenty-one years ago)

ha ha filthy things

"Just then, as Ms. Argentino's heaving bosoms were finally exposed to the brisk autumn breeze, GOD's immortal stiffy made it's presence known from deep beneath His now far-too-tight blue jeans..."

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:57 (twenty-one years ago)

can't stay, gotta go hurl on a Bible...

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:57 (twenty-one years ago)

And when the Saints
And when the Saints
And when the Saints go marching in

― omg, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:59 (twenty-one years ago)

OH OVER THERE

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 17:00 (twenty-one years ago)

YOU PEOPLE ARE DUMB AND STUPID WHO SHALL ROTT

― , Tuesday, 13 April 2004 17:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm starting to get pissed at god for inventing the caps lock.

― martin m. (mushrush), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 17:02 (twenty-one years ago)

God created me without a sense of obligation to outdated religious dogma. My bad!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 17:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Er, Her bad!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 17:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Shut up kingfish cant you see im kicking honkie or honky ass !

only problem is not everybody on here is a honky...

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 17:05 (twenty-one years ago)

'YOU PEOPLE ARE DUMB AND STUPID WHO SHALL ROTT'

CLASSIQUE example of religious types thinking they're exempted from common human biological processes

― de, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 17:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Hell > this thread

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 17:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh so you get offended when i talk about honkies but you dont get offended when people say filthy things about the creator who created your honkie ass.

First of all you don't the race of my ass so please stop making assumptions about it.

Second of all, like I've previously stated, I'm an atheist so I don't believe that a creator created me.

Now go away please.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 17:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Well hell does have the fornicatin'

― de, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 17:08 (twenty-one years ago)

By whities it was fun but im sick of you dumb white crackers!

― , Tuesday, 13 April 2004 17:11 (twenty-one years ago)

FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROTT WE SALUTE YOU

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 17:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I personally can't stand God, 'specially after bitch-ass trick refused to pimp my hair dye one too many times. Get to steppin', Creator

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 17:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Christian faith is worthless since jesus was not raised from the dead, he was exhumed to be raped then left to rot in the desert, never to be found, where he was devoured by vermin so millions of Christians have been living under a delusion for almost 2,000 years and should be pitied more than all people.

The resurrection can only be understood as the perverse vindication of necrophiles uppon the man whom the Jews had rejected as a blasphemer.
He appeared to different people on numerous occasions in a variety of places after his death allright! His rising popularity made it so that every degenerates wanted to frott against the bloated rotting organs coming from the "son of god"'s carcass.

― death metal dude, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 17:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Sex in church, stupid AND sacriligious, but such transgressive fun.

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 17:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't you have another Deicide album to record?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 17:21 (twenty-one years ago)

GET ONE AFTERLIFE, LOZER

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 17:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I attended a mass once where the priest farted in the church.

― martin m. (mushrush), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 17:24 (twenty-one years ago)

HAHAHA (IP address deleted by request)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 17:24 (twenty-one years ago)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 17:25 (twenty-one years ago)

*coughs coffee out nose*

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 17:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I knew it.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 17:33 (twenty-one years ago)

VengaDanPerry, you hacker, these posts were a nostalgic shoutout to my old cartoon-like secular death metal friends. Reactualizing feudal libertinage with today's ethic would never have cross their mind since they preferred to take the divine marquis and itchy and scratchy at face value etc.

― death metal dude, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 17:49 (twenty-one years ago)

you white devil worshipors suck.The only thing worse than you is the demon that gave birth to you.

― , Tuesday, 13 April 2004 18:05 (twenty-one years ago)

"Boohoo im a poor white kid and i dont have any balls to stand up for things are really bothering me so i'll lash out at anyone even GOD feel bad for me, i was teased at school and called mean and nasty names so i am now reduced to joining a thread that i probably dont even agree with but if it will help me fit in its all good" yours truly suckup whitey!

― , Tuesday, 13 April 2004 18:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Exhibit A:

Oh so you get offended when i talk about honkies but you dont get offended when people say filthy things about the creator who created your honkie ass.

Exhibit B:

you white devil worshipors suck.The only thing worse than you is the demon that gave birth to you.

Chock fulla contradictions. Jes' like that there Bible.

― martin m. (mushrush), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 18:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Re: the original topic

If you want blasphemous.... After spending Good Friday in my local pub, I was puking like The Exorcist!!!!

― Old Fart!!! (oldfart_sd), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 18:36 (twenty-one years ago)

how is that a contradiction i said you and yo momma the person who raised you have issues

― , Tuesday, 13 April 2004 18:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't believe the thread has gone on this long without this:

Girl of 16
Whole life ahead of her
Slashed her wrists
Bored with life
Didn't succeed
Thank the lord
For small mercies

Fighting back the tears
Mother reads the note again
16 candles burn in her mind
She takes the blame
It's always the same
She goes down on her knees
And prays

I don't want to start
Any blasphemous rumours
But I think that God's
Got a sick sense of humor
And when I die
I expect to find Him laughing

Girl of 18
Fell in love with everything
Found new life in Jesus Christ
Hit by a car
Ended up
On a life support machine

Summer's day
As she passed away
Birds were singing
In the summer's sky
Then came the rain
And once again
A tear fell
From her mother's eye

I don't want to start
Any blasphemous rumours
But I think that God's
Got a sick sense of humor
And when I die
I expect to find Him laughing

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 18:40 (twenty-one years ago)

so you know the song big ass deal.dont blame GOD for your mental probs.

― , Tuesday, 13 April 2004 18:42 (twenty-one years ago)

wow Avril's gone dark on the new album huh?

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 18:43 (twenty-one years ago)

GREAT ON SO MANY LEVELS

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 18:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Im through with you confused folkes but you will regret everything you ever said here today about GOD remember that.My faith will no longer allow me to associate with non believers.

― , Tuesday, 13 April 2004 18:51 (twenty-one years ago)

So, you taking off?

Nice talking to you.

Later.

― martin m. (mushrush), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 18:54 (twenty-one years ago)

When come back bring pie.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 18:54 (twenty-one years ago)

you white devil worshipors suck.The only thing worse than you is the demon that gave birth to you.

Dear God, please protect me from your followers.

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 18:56 (twenty-one years ago)

boyzenberry pie

(xpost)

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 18:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Kind of late? *KIND OF LATE*?
Two thousand frigggin' years ago you said you'd be back in a jiff!
Yo, you never showed up!
What gives?

http://joemcpuppet.blogspot.com

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 18:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I think you're selling God short. If God is so smart, he knows that people are either joking or are questioning His existence - that's whay He gave us brains. I think He'd be pissed at you for not using yours, low.

― dave225 (Dave225), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 18:59 (twenty-one years ago)

note that low is only insulting the white devil worshipors (sic). devil worshipors of other colors can just go on about their business.

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm trying to decide if we've poked the guy with sticks too much or not enough at this point.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:17 (twenty-one years ago)

You are not supposed to question Gods existence, do you question the existence of air? You inhale everydaybut you cant see the air but yet you know it is there.And joking about God is blasphemous that is not understandable.He did give you a brain and he also gave you free will and a conscious so use them.

― fred, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:19 (twenty-one years ago)

do you question the existence of air?

No, air's real.

http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00116/air_116157c.jpg

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:23 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.frif.com/gifs/fathrson.jpg

― kephm, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:23 (twenty-one years ago)

"You are not supposed to question Gods existence...He did give you a brain and he also gave you free will and a conscious so use them."

Holy crap.

― kirsten (kirsten), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:23 (twenty-one years ago)

SOLINGER WHAT HAPPENED????

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Ha ha, that's what I was thinking!

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

The existence of air is relatively easy to prove, so the analogy isn't all that great.

This is a blasphemous thread, fred, and it's been pretty clearly titled as such, so if you're not interested in or have a problem with blasphemy, it seems odd that you'd even read it.

You have to realize that free will is also useful if you want to be able to do something like take a shit on god's desk before he gets in at 9:00.

― martin m. (mushrush), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:28 (twenty-one years ago)

fred: come back, little sheba!

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:28 (twenty-one years ago)

fred fred, not fake fred.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:28 (twenty-one years ago)

HENCE THE WORD FAITH, BELIEVING IN SOMETHING YOU CANT SEE!

― , Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Fred Durst posting would be kind of cool too, but Fred S. would be even better than that.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:29 (twenty-one years ago)

HENCE THE WORD FAITH, BELIEVING IN SOMETHING YOU CANT SEE!

Fuck! Now it totally makes sense to me! What was I thinking before?

― martin m. (mushrush), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Fred from Scooby Doo is a little boy scout-esque, but he can post here too.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:33 (twenty-one years ago)

(Nicole, seriously, you are killing me)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:34 (twenty-one years ago)

But not Freddie Prinze Jr.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Indeed.

― martin m. (mushrush), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Nicole, seriously, you are killing me

Today is one of her days to shine. :-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Fred Schneider seems like he would be a good edgy style ilx poster, doesn't he?

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Fred Falke is my God, he posted here once

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Freddy Prinze Jr. is a Freddy so he sucks and doesn't count anyway.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:35 (twenty-one years ago)

the Fred channel on XM radio is pretty good. they played some Catherine Wheel the other day.

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Fred Schneider seems like he would be a good edgy style ilx poster, doesn't he?

Crosspost! Shake your honey buns!

― martin m. (mushrush), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:36 (twenty-one years ago)

MARTIN MY FRIENDYOU ARE A LOST SOUL WHO NEEDS THE LORDS COMFORT WITH SOME TEACHING AND GUIDANCE YOU CAN HAVE PEACE IN YOUR HEART IF YOU WILL ONLY OPEN YOUR HEART AND MIND, I WILL BE WILLING TO SHARE MY EXPERIENCES THAT HAVE DRAWN ME TO God. Your brother in Christ

― , Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:36 (twenty-one years ago)

The Fred Channel will be allowed to post here too.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:36 (twenty-one years ago)

How about Fred Flintstone?

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Fred Sandford is another obvious choice too. He could write for Seattle Weekly!

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Famous Freds!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:38 (twenty-one years ago)

i believe we should take a break here, and have a bongo solo

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Right Said Fred should be the nu-gods of ilx.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:39 (twenty-one years ago)

That's not blasphemy, it's just common sense.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:40 (twenty-one years ago)

So long as it's nothing from the second album.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:40 (twenty-one years ago)

No need to state the obvious!

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I have a two-headed monkey with a piece of celery for a leg in a rocking chair right next to me. You ought to believe it, even though you can't see it. Why? because I said so. Have some faith.

I believe in air.. but I also question what it's made up of. If you tell me it's 98% buzibowl gas and 2% goldinium, I'm going to need to see some science to back it up.

― dave225 (Dave225), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Anyone who who like to learn more about my near death experience please let me know it may help you get a better understanding of why so many people believe that there is a God.

― , Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I believe in Air, even if Ned does not. I do admit they would be cooler if they had a guy named Fred in the band, though.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Lost soul?

Man all I said was you could take a shit on god's desk if you wanted to. That's what free will is all about. Thing is, I think it's pretty funny any time someone shits on someone else's desk, unless it's mine.

― martin m. (mushrush), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey, I said I don't doubt Air's existence, yes? HMPH! The Fred point is spot on.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I think it's pretty funny any time someone shits on someone else's desk, unless it's mine.

ABORT PROJECT STOOL PIGEON! ABORT!

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Ned, you don't honor and love our Air the way you should. It's sad.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:46 (twenty-one years ago)

You do not believe in heterodoxy. Ya Pharisee.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:48 (twenty-one years ago)

more discussion of the value of Christ in your life

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:56 (twenty-one years ago)

NOOOOOO DON'T SHOW HIM THAT THREAD!!!!

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I am leaving the thread and I would like to leave you all with this prayer.Lord continue to love and protect your children even when they break your heart, I pray that one day they will feel the love that you have to offer and Lord never let your children feel ashamed to come to you all can be forgiven, Father God you are a forgiving God and shall always be my saving grace. Bless all of you my sisters and brothers. Fred

― , Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:59 (twenty-one years ago)

NJ REPRAZENT!!!!!

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Fred continue to love and protect your children even when they break your heart, I pray that one day they will feel the love that you have to offer and Fred never let your children feel ashamed to come to you all can be forgiven, Fred you are a forgiving Fred and shall always be my saving grace. Bless all of you my sisters and brothers. Fred

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:01 (twenty-one years ago)

It's nice Fred Falke posted once.

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:02 (twenty-one years ago)

And the Lord sayeth "Fred, damn it, why you gotta pray again? They're just having fun. Except for maybe that martin guy. If he really does shit on my desk I'm gonna be totally pissed."

― martin m. (mushrush), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I am feeling the absence of Fred in my life! I hate living a fredless existence.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:03 (twenty-one years ago)

'I am leaving the thread and I would like to leave you all with this prayer.Lord continue to love and protect your children even when they break your heart, I pray that one day they will feel the love that you have to offer and Lord never let your children feel ashamed to come to you all can be forgiven, Father God you are a forgiving God and shall always be my saving grace. Bless all of you my sisters and brothers. Fred'

Man, I feel like HAL in 2001

― omg, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:04 (twenty-one years ago)

It's always Summer in Hell!!!

― dave225 (Dave225), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Hi, I'm back!

WHAT have I birthed?

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:40 (twenty-one years ago)

we're just waiting for low (who I believe is actually an Ice Hot Stunta) and fred to return. they will.

Like I said, I don't believe in god but I do think the Jesus on Southpark's real.

meanwhile you should all buy me the jackhammer jesus. Glow in the dark white please.

http://www.divine-interventions.com

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Why does black people not want to blaspheme?

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 02:23 (twenty-one years ago)

i PRAYED FOR ALL OF YOU LAST NIGHT THAT YOU MAY FIND PEACE IN YOUR LIFE.i WILL CONTINUE TO PRAY FOR A BREAK THROUGH TO CHANGE YOUR WAY OF THINKING.brother Fred,

― , Wednesday, 14 April 2004 13:52 (twenty-one years ago)

same here.

― dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 13:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Your search - \"crucifix bong\" - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:
- Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
- Try different keywords.
- Try more general keywords.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 13:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Lord Jesus why hath thou forsaken me to a world which won't quench my desire to smoke from the True Idol in Your Holy Name!?!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 13:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Frere Freddie
Frere Freddie
Dormez vous?
Dormez vous?
Sonnez les matines,
Sonnez les matines,
Din, din, don!
Din, din, don!

― omg, Wednesday, 14 April 2004 14:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I dont understand what your saying but i still have love for you my sisters and brothers.words are just words and they can be forgiven its what comes from the very core of your heart that hurts.But they also can be forgiven.

― , Wednesday, 14 April 2004 14:11 (twenty-one years ago)

'my sisters and brothers'

are you black? if not, and if so, i'm offended.

― omg, Wednesday, 14 April 2004 14:13 (twenty-one years ago)

My brother once tried to preach to me about Jay-sus and I warned him that if didn't stop I would shove his bible up his ass. Sideways.

He left me alone after that.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 14:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Why have i offended you? I am sorry for doing that it was not my intentions.I see all people as my sisters and brothers black or white.

― , Wednesday, 14 April 2004 14:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I Took My Baby
On A Saturday Bang
Boy Is That Girl With You
Yes We're One And The Same

Now I Believe In Miracles
And A Miracle
Has Happened Tonight

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 14:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I have to go now I have chemo treatments today, i would like to leave you with best wishes and I continue to pray for each and everyone of you, you are loved.

― , Wednesday, 14 April 2004 15:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Aw man, why do dim googlers always come out with the cancer/self-harming/suicidal schtick? Is Fred Becky Lucas?

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 15:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Way to kill a thread.

― ..., Wednesday, 14 April 2004 15:30 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, we should talk about buttsex in this thread, too. it should post up the postcount some.

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 15:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Start talking about buttsex with Christ and you'll be in with the original intent of the thread and also bring the googlers straight out tha woodwork.

― martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 15:37 (twenty-one years ago)

go to that divine interventions site. they have a baby jesus butt plug.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 15:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Well how do you think Mary stayed a virgin?
Joseph wasn't about to miss out, that's for darned sure.

Girls who take it up the ass to avoid losing their virginity

― de, Wednesday, 14 April 2004 15:43 (twenty-one years ago)

How come nobody's talking about the Jesus & disciples daisy chain? Stay on message, people. Blaspheme! BTW, is there a thread about guys who take it in the ass to avoid losing their virginity?

― Otto Didakt (Hereward), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 16:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Mary Magdalene was the soggy biscuit.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 16:06 (twenty-one years ago)

That's odd, I feel far worse blaspheming Mary Magdalene's name than I ever have blaspheming J-dawg's.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 16:07 (twenty-one years ago)

hopefully, we'll keep this up and give Fred quite a present when he gets back from his chemo treatments to remove his head from his ass.

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 16:07 (twenty-one years ago)

'That's odd, I feel far worse blaspheming Mary Magdalene's name than I ever have blaspheming J-dawg's.'

Let's be honest, feminism is a scarier taboo than religion today.

― de, Wednesday, 14 April 2004 16:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, come off it. Mary was a street slag low enough to shack up gratis with an itinerant, crazy Rabbi with a following of 12 losers. What a circus.

― Otto Didakt (Hereward), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 16:20 (twenty-one years ago)

For people who say they dont believe in god you sure talk about him alot. hmmm

― , Wednesday, 14 April 2004 16:55 (twenty-one years ago)

for a random googler with his head up his own ass you sure can see the keyboard awful well.

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 16:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually I believe in an entity I might be compelled to call "God", but It has very little similarity to the commonly held notion of What "God" Is.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 16:59 (twenty-one years ago)

hey smart one you already used that line on someone else!

― , Wednesday, 14 April 2004 16:59 (twenty-one years ago)

profe, because you are a twunt, you will be unable to grasp the fact that out of the people on this thread, not including those who are agnostic, many are sympathetic to religion and ideas of divinity.

― de, Wednesday, 14 April 2004 17:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I've talked more about Fred than I have about god!

Fred, fred, fred...come back! I invoke thee! It worked for candyman, maybe it will work for fred.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 17:05 (twenty-one years ago)

and some of us on here consider ourselves Christian, even if it's our own take on it.

(xpost)

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 17:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh I should have notice that by all of the decent comments

― , Wednesday, 14 April 2004 17:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Have I turned into Kate today or something? Feh. I need to stop this coffee drinking.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 17:07 (twenty-one years ago)

usually when people dont believe in something they tend not to discuss, so i am led to believe that all of you so called Jesus haters are really confused and scared to admit that you dont understand.its probably to deep for your minds to grasp, thats understandable in this day and time because people focus on things that are not important.

― , Wednesday, 14 April 2004 17:11 (twenty-one years ago)

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― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 17:14 (twenty-one years ago)

ha ha. The notion that your ultra-simple creed is 'to deep for our minds to grasp' is fucking....yeah. Ha.

― de, Wednesday, 14 April 2004 17:15 (twenty-one years ago)

And we should care what you think because? Your whole vocab consists of head, ass and duh.

― , Wednesday, 14 April 2004 17:17 (twenty-one years ago)

head-ass-duh rhymes with canasta!

http://www.download-free-games.com/images/canasta.gif

hooray!

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 17:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I have had a better conversation with an orange.

― , Wednesday, 14 April 2004 17:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey kingfish if you dont know what a brain graft is look it up and run to the doctor and for one.we will collect money for the surgery if you cant afford it.Im sure if you sell your trailer you could at least get a dollar.

― , Wednesday, 14 April 2004 17:29 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.users.nac.net/fsolinger/me.jpg

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 17:34 (twenty-one years ago)

What generosit... wait, he was insulting you! What an insult!

― Leee O'Gaddy (Leee), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 17:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Do me next!

― Leee O'Gaddy (Leee), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 17:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Give him time he is still looking up the meaning

― , Wednesday, 14 April 2004 17:48 (twenty-one years ago)

You're better than I thought.

― Leee O'Gaddy (Leee), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 17:49 (twenty-one years ago)

did the wittle bitty kinkfish get his wittle bitty feewings hurt?

― , Wednesday, 14 April 2004 17:51 (twenty-one years ago)

head-ass-duh rhymes with canasta!
....
I have had a better conversation with an orange.

.. What rhymes with orange?

― dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 17:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I've had better conversations with an orange/
I'd rather put my willie in a door hinge.

― Leee O'Gaddy (Leee), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 17:55 (twenty-one years ago)

It would probably fit just fine with a little extra room for your brain.

― , Wednesday, 14 April 2004 17:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I lied about the labial crucifix piercing to get a troll response. (Not about my dad being a vicar though. )

I don't know why I feel compelled to come back onto the internet and announce that to a load of strangers who ignore me anyway, but still.

― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 18:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Bravo kitten we need more truthful people in the world, unlike that brain dead kingfish who is taking 30 mins to come back with a response because he is stupid or he is cutting himself

― , Wednesday, 14 April 2004 18:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Jesus lives in the left frontal lobe.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 18:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I really really hope the "proff" isn't short for "proffessor".

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 18:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Its a posibility and so what if it is ?

― , Wednesday, 14 April 2004 18:27 (twenty-one years ago)

(El Diablo I kiss you!)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 18:29 (twenty-one years ago)

What's with all the unfocused, anonymous, and sophomoric rage here? Can we get back to our important blasphemy, sacrilege, and profanity? You guys have lots and better occasions to refine your insults on the bus home from school, no? Nun-fucking? Pope-buggery? Getting legless on sacramental wine? Hello? Anyone?

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 18:29 (twenty-one years ago)

"The only reason I'd bring a Bible out here is if I needed toilet paper, and I'm a Christian." -Rudy Boesch, Survivor

― Leee O'Gaddy (Leee), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 18:33 (twenty-one years ago)

there we go with our misguided anger, its probably that kingfish changing his name.When you dont have anything else to say you lash out at a controversal issue. thats a real good way of taking the heat off of your own ass.

― , Wednesday, 14 April 2004 18:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I have got legless on sacramental wine; it's all dad had in the vestry and I was broke and there was a party.
At the party I saved someone's life who was drunk and fell in the swimming pool and nearly drowned.

So am I going to hell or not?

― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 18:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Here you go, Michael..
http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drc500/c502/c502867267g.jpg

― dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 18:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I have to think of some more tributes to fred!

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 18:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Huck, I think there's a new comedy schtick you should try out!

― Leee O'Gaddy (Leee), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 18:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Geez, proff, what side of the bed did you get up on this morning? Now I'm starting to feel sorry for you, man.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 18:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Saving drunk life = not going to hell for sacramental wine abuse IMO. As you are not disagreeing with me, then that's what I am going to tell my immortal soul. If I go to hell after all it's your FAULT because you didn't pull me up on it and allow me to CONFESS and do hardcore penance. I hope that you can live with yourselves, internet strangers. Tsk.

― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 18:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Bravo kitten we need more truthful people in the world, unlike that brain dead kingfish who is taking 30 mins to come back with a response because he is stupid or he is cutting himself
-- (prof...), April 14th, 2004 2:23 PM. (later)

i'm sure he has better things to do than engage with you.

Since you're in the business of calling people out why don't you stop being anonymous you chickenshit.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 18:40 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.users.nac.net/fsolinger/fred3.jpg

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 18:41 (twenty-one years ago)

By the way, proff, that should be 'Brava'.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 18:44 (twenty-one years ago)

You people are getting on my nerves so i dont want to talk to your dumb asses anymore. They have alot of good docs out there to help you wierd ass peoplen try them you might get fixed.How can so many people be so stupid that all they want to do is talk crap about God? Get a life you idiots there really is more to do then just blurting out random word that dont mean anything.kingfish you know you are using different names just grow up and face it you suck!!!

― , Wednesday, 14 April 2004 18:45 (twenty-one years ago)

By "fixed", do you mean like what they do to kitty cats?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 18:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Anybody else wonder if low and proff are related?

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 18:46 (twenty-one years ago)

You know I was about to repent my sinful, paganistic ways but then you spelled it "wierd" and now I don't know if I can believe anything you say.

― Leee O'Gaddy (Leee), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 18:47 (twenty-one years ago)

How can so many people be so stupid that all they want to do is talk crap about God?

how can some people be so stupid that want to come on a board and harrass people they don't know about stuff they don't think is worth discussing anyway?

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 18:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Fred! Woah-oh, woah-oh, KING OF THE IMPOSSIBLE!
Fred! Woah-oh, woah-oh, HE'LL SAVE EVERY ONE OF US!

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 18:47 (twenty-one years ago)

You're singing to the choir, Perry!

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 18:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Nickalicious,

By 'they' do you mean the clergy? If I find they've messing with my beloved felines there's gonna be a ruckus.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 18:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Down life's highway alone I trod
I've always put my trust in Fred
But you'll find out that your silver and gold
Won't pay the price to protect your soul

Oh I want the Fred to protect my soul
To lead me on to heaven's door
My life down here will soon be o'er
And I want the Fred to protect my soul

There's many a church down life's highway
Where people sing rejoice and pray
Why don't you stop at one and join the fold
And ask the Fred to protect your soul

When this ol' world is doomed in sin
You'll cry oh Fred please let me
It'll be to late to make your call
To ask the Fred to protect my soul

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 18:54 (twenty-one years ago)

"Anybody else wonder if low and proff are related?
-- Michael White (mwwhites...), April 14th, 2004."

They both seem into the idea that ILXors (or white folks) like to cut themselves. Maybe that's a common meme on Christian boards, though, I don't know..

― Hurlothrumbo (hurlothrumbo), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 18:54 (twenty-one years ago)

look here you little bitch samantha i can do anything i damn well please and further more you should be vomiting right now or doing whatever you misfits do! as for bore the whore i can spell it wierd or weird whatever trailer park trash can understand.no low and proff are not the same only kingfish aka mike white would pull that kind of shit! or should i say kingfish the balless wonder aka samantha!

― , Wednesday, 14 April 2004 18:55 (twenty-one years ago)

El Diablo and Dan are bringing back the memories. But it's not like he's not around!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 18:55 (twenty-one years ago)

proff, go fuck yourself with a crucifix.

kisses,
Sam

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 18:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down
Sit down won't you sit down with the Fred and talk today
Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down
Sit down won't you sit down with the Fred today and pray

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 18:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Goddamn, Sam - that's blasphemous!

― dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 18:56 (twenty-one years ago)

But it's not like he's not around!

You don't believe in the resurrection? Fuck you, Ned!

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 18:57 (twenty-one years ago)

do i win then? what's the prize? please tell me it's the baby jesus buttplug.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 18:57 (twenty-one years ago)

There are no winners. You're going to Hell. But's it's summer there.

― dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 18:59 (twenty-one years ago)

You don't believe in the resurrection? Fuck you, Ned!

Damn you, read my double negatives more closely before you excommunicate!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 18:59 (twenty-one years ago)

whats wrong sammy baby got your shitty thong in a twist? All you can come back with is an insult towards God? your a real pussy

― , Wednesday, 14 April 2004 18:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Then don't overdo the double negatives next time, punk.

x-post

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 19:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I think that insult was to you, not to God.

― dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 19:00 (twenty-one years ago)

"you're" dear. Misuse of your/you're and their/there/they're are among my biggest pet peeves.

I don't believe in god so am not too concerned about insults. My aim was to insult you.

My pussy is real too.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 19:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm so so sorry, everyone.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 19:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I was an atheist when I started this thread, but now I believe in hell.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 19:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Glory be to Fred on high,
Fred Whose glory fills the skies;
Peace on earth to man forgiv’n,
Man, the well beloved of heav’n.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 19:03 (twenty-one years ago)

for what? it's amusing nordic.

i mean this is nothing like the madness I unleashed with the p1mp my rod thread.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 19:03 (twenty-one years ago)

My Shepherd is the Fred my Fred;
What can I want beside?
He leads me where green pastures are,
And where cool waters hide.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 19:04 (twenty-one years ago)

oh now we want to be grammer teachers huh? how bout if sammy and kingfish-dave-ned-mike white all go to an im a stupid idiot meeting at El Diablos

― , Wednesday, 14 April 2004 19:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Who broke EDR?

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 19:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I am a grammar teacher, thanks doll.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 19:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I will feel kind of bad about my contributions to this thread if Fred ever sees this.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 19:06 (twenty-one years ago)

sammy are you done cutting? Now you will probably go stab your mom and vomit again, never can be too thin.

― , Wednesday, 14 April 2004 19:06 (twenty-one years ago)

So proff, what do you think about the Deuteronomical hypothesis of the Pentateuch?

― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 19:06 (twenty-one years ago)

That foxed him.

― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 19:07 (twenty-one years ago)

du na na na na, FRED!
du na na na na, FRED!
du na na na na, FRED!
.. Baby, let's play Fred...

― dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 19:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Seek the Fred who now is present, pray to Fred who is at hand.
Let the wicked cease from sinning, evildoers change their mind.
On the sinful Fred has pity; those returning Fred forgives.
This is what the Fred is saying to a world that disbelieves.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 19:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Ithink GOD rules over man and evil

― , Wednesday, 14 April 2004 19:09 (twenty-one years ago)

'Ithink GOD rules over man and evil'

That doesn't answer the theological question about the Deuteronomical hypothesis of the Pentateuch, Proff.

― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 19:11 (twenty-one years ago)

badonkadonk-donk

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 19:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Tell it to Fred, tell it to Fred,
He is a Friend that’s well known.
You’ve no other such a friend or brother,
Tell it to Fred alone.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 19:11 (twenty-one years ago)

why waste my time on such sows

― , Wednesday, 14 April 2004 19:13 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.cuttergallery.com/Images/Marsh/Marsh-SILK-PURSE-FROM-SOWS-.jpg

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 19:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Fred divine, all Freds excelling
Joy of Fred to ILE come down
Fix in us thy humble Fredding
All thy tender mercies crown
Thou, o Fred, art all compassion
Pure unbounded love thou art
Visit us in thy dwelling
Enter every trembling heart

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 19:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Damn sam you looked great at your prom

― , Wednesday, 14 April 2004 19:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Then don't overdo the double negatives next time, punk.

I will read the holy words of Dave Q directly, I don't need your intercession!

I will feel kind of bad about my contributions to this thread if Fred ever sees this.

It is a beautiful homage.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 19:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, it's a compelling theological question that has us theologians gripped all over the world, proff, but if you'd rather call us sows, just rememeber who cast their pearls before swine and engaged in dialogue with prostitutes, tax collectors and sinners. I don't recall references to sows being part of the dialogue of ministry. Still, you're a Christian, so you'll be forgiving us whatever we say, won't you ? And praying like mad for us all, bless your cross little socks.

― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 19:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I will feel kind of bad about my contributions to this thread if Fred ever sees this.

I won't!

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 19:18 (twenty-one years ago)

But you are beyond shame, sir.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 19:18 (twenty-one years ago)

i love how proff accuses me of being bulemic and a pig. So full of contradictions, that minx!

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 19:19 (twenty-one years ago)

There’s no other name like Fred,
’Tis the dearest name we know,
’Tis the angel’s joy in Heaven,
’Tis the ilxor’s joy below.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 19:20 (twenty-one years ago)

oh kitten shut up! You have no earthly idea what your talking about and never will, thats what extacy does to your brain

― , Wednesday, 14 April 2004 19:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll just take this moment to note low and proff's shared love for the word "sow."

I feel like that lexicographer (forgot his name) who was recently discredited for misidentifying a sonnet as Shakespeare's based on similar methods, but come on. Or is sow a common word in England or something?

― Hurlothrumbo (hurlothrumbo), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 19:21 (twenty-one years ago)

El Diablo just won hands down with that last one. Because there are no ILXors in heaven.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 19:22 (twenty-one years ago)

it's "ecstasy" dear.

xo,
the teacher

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 19:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Because there are no ILXors in heaven.

And there never will be.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 19:23 (twenty-one years ago)

point proven you spelled it to a tee

― , Wednesday, 14 April 2004 19:25 (twenty-one years ago)

They all were looking for a Fred
To slay their foes and lift them high;
Thou cam’st a little Baby thing
That made a woman cry.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Try googling it Proff and then formulating an argument. You never know, you might expand your brain.

'Deuteronomical Hypothesis of the Pentateuch'. Copy, paste, google, think, type, go on. What have you got to lose? I'm engaging with your posts. Surprise me, see if you can win the argument. Or pick one of your own. On any Biblical point. If you lose, you can call me a drug taking bullimic sow and I'll respect you for it, baby.

(I don't know why I get like this sometimes. Work deadlines. I'm procrastinating. like mad)

― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 19:27 (twenty-one years ago)

jeez, i go away to get my lunch and take my lunchnap, and I come back to find this!

between this, the thread about gear's housemate being sodomized by a trucker hat-wearing fop and jess' coffee shop/kneed nads threads, these last few days have been ILX at its peak.

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 19:29 (twenty-one years ago)

To be fair I think cross little college teen boys do refer to it as 'Extacy'. Or even 'Ex', bless.

― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 19:30 (twenty-one years ago)

is that what you did? got all your info from the web? go back and search an see if there is anything on dumb ass white bitches who need their ass kicked

― , Wednesday, 14 April 2004 19:31 (twenty-one years ago)

"X", yes. But since "ecstasy" is a common noun that just happens to be used as the name of a street drug does not allow for wanton misspellings.

is that what you did? got all your info from the web? go back and search an see if there is anything on dumb ass white bitches who need their ass kicked

ahhh! so low and proff are the same person. Take your racist, poorly worded and juvenille posts elsewhere. You're becoming quite the bore.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 19:34 (twenty-one years ago)

MIKE: Hey hey hey guys. Look, I bet that's Fred.
[Hexfield shows Fred in closet]
FRED: Hi Mike. Hi 'Bots. I just called to say goodbye. You guys have been the best victims a fella could ever want. (Gulp) Thanks.
MIKE: Aw, Fred. We'll miss you too, but we'll always remember the good times.
CROW: In fact, we have remembered the good times. Cambot helped us. Hit it. TV's Fred, this one's for you.
[music starts]
MIKE: It's goin' out to a very special friend.
[Shots of Fred from previous episodes shown throughout]
Fred, the sun never shone upon our love before,
Until there was Fred.
CROW: Up for you from me to you
Sweet floppy Fred
We've had a lifetime of Fred.
MIKE: Endless Fred will always flow
For all we know.
TOM: For all we know.
Right from the first day
I knew your name
I never knew love was the same.
MIKE: Never knew love was the same.
TOM: Hopin' to find
Sweet Fred on the line,
Nothin' but sweet lovin' Fred.
CROW: [simultaneously with Mike's next line]
Cause it's Fred
MIKE: Cause it's knowin' that love
Could be Fred if only
The sun and the moon
Would collide to be Fred.
Let me be Fred about Fred,
TOM: Let me be Fred about Fred.
MIKE: Let me be Fred about Fred,
ALL: Cause Fred is the best Fred
That's ever happened to me.
CROW: Please, please don't go.
MIKE: Goodbye, Fred. You were enjoyed.

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 19:35 (twenty-one years ago)

kill whitey!!!!!!

― , Wednesday, 14 April 2004 19:36 (twenty-one years ago)

'is that what you did? got all your info from the web? go back and search an see if there is anything on dumb ass white bitches who need their ass kicked '

no, Proff, it was a part of my theology degree that I found very interesting. I was trying to get your motor started, so you could debate with the dumb asss whote bitch, honey.

― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 19:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Ice Cold: Right, but see actually that shit was supposed to be NWH - Fear of a Black Hat, then subtitled Don't Shoot Until You See The Whites.
Nina Blackburn: Of their eyes?
Ice Cold: ....Who's eyes?
Nina Blackburn: Don't shoot until you see the whites of their eyes.
Ice Cold: Nah, don't shoot until you see the whites, period, that's it, end of story.

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 19:39 (twenty-one years ago)

whats a dumb asss whote bitch? miss i have a degree

― , Wednesday, 14 April 2004 19:40 (twenty-one years ago)

well, if you consider a 2-year Associate's in Communications a degree, then, sure.

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 19:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Now you can't say I haven't tried to be nice, Proff. I've taken you seriously and everything. Sorry about the typo.

So cheer up. And come post me some of your thoughts on theology. I'm looking forward to it.

I'll check board when I'm home. Just leaving work now. Off you google.

If all you come out with is lame ass insults I'll consider that you're a big scaredy chicken. And a very cross little troll to boot.

― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 19:45 (twenty-one years ago)

i was talking to kitten did you forget to sign as kitten you put kingfish!!!!!!!ha ha dumb ass

― , Wednesday, 14 April 2004 19:46 (twenty-one years ago)

thanks to Dave225 for posting the Black Flag cover in my absence.

also, when used as an insult, "dumbass" is one word.

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 19:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Hmmm, I'm not hopeful here.

― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 19:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Fred,
He always worked very hard,
Trying hard to become a star.
A Rolls Royce was the car
That brought him places near and far.
Midnight
Miss Suki's been dancing
Since he was about three
Years old,
And now looked what he has achieved!

But The tabloid press wasn't very nice
Calling him prostitute spice!
Easy F doesn't come for free,
No, he's a real lady!

And oh, beloved Fred,
How can they call you dumb,
When you are the smartest one?
Oh, beloved Fred,
You're beautiful, smart, and fun!
Yes, Fred, you're the coolest one!

If my love
Is better left unsaid,
How will they get it through their heads
That this fool
Is falling for you?
And my friend,
If we do endeavor,
Love will bring us together
For so long
How could we possibly go wrong?

When you said Santa doesn't exist,
The funniest joke on your list, (Ha Ha Ha Ha!)
But The tabloid press wasn't very nice
Calling you prostitute spice! (no-no-no-no!)
Easy F doesn't come for free,
No, he's a real lady!

And oh, beloved Fred,
How can they call you dumb,
When you are the smartest one?
Oh, beloved Fred,
You're beautiful, smart, and fun!
Yes, Fred, you're the coolest one!

Oh, oh, beloved Fred,
How can they call you dumb,
When you are the smartest one?
Oh-woh-woh, beloved Fred,
You're beautiful, smart, and fun!
Yes, Fred, you're the coolest one!
Oh-woh-woh, beloved Fred,
How can they call you dumb,
When you are the smartest one?
Oh-woh-woh!

Oh-woh-woh, beloved Fred,
You're beautiful, smart, and fun!
Yes, Fred, you're the coolest one!
Oh-woh-woh, beloved Fred,
How can they call you dumb,
When you are the smartest one?
Oh-woh-woh!
Oh-woh-woh!

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 19:47 (twenty-one years ago)

actually, lowproff, we're going to address you as "Marissa" now, for sure you will be calling us "want a be's" in no time.

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 19:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Get off the fred jokes muther fucker

― , Wednesday, 14 April 2004 19:50 (twenty-one years ago)

okay kittenking we can call you white guy with small penis

― , Wednesday, 14 April 2004 19:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I've only just paid attention to the other conversation on this thread again. It is strange.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 19:53 (twenty-one years ago)

your strange

― , Wednesday, 14 April 2004 19:54 (twenty-one years ago)

dear proff,

again your failure to properly command the English language has caused miscommunication.

you wrote: miss i have a degree

Kingfish assumed you were attempting to say "miss, I have a degree."

I think you were trying to say "miss-I-have-a-degree" as an insult to BK.

note the correct use of punctuation in each example and how it can completely change the meaning of what you wrote.

I got your meaning, though, as I'm very used to parsing out the writing of functionally illiterate teenagers.

love,
the teacher

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 19:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I have a Fred, He’s pleading in glory,
A dear, loving Fred though earth friends be few;
And now He is watching in tenderness o’er me;
And oh, that my Fred were your Fred, too.

For you I am praying,
For you I am praying,
For you I am praying,
I’m praying for you.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 19:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Ned's strange what? Again with the poor conventions. . .

Honey, leave now and come back when you know how to read and write.

k?
thx

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 19:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Dammit, Marissa, it's called PUNCTUATION. Surely you've wondered what all those little dots & dashes in these things called "sentences" are, right?

(xpost)

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 19:58 (twenty-one years ago)

see if i spell this right fuck yo white stanking ass!

― , Wednesday, 14 April 2004 19:59 (twenty-one years ago)

(Is everyone still having fun poking this moron or can I lock the thread in hopes that he'll go away?)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 20:00 (twenty-one years ago)

hmm, no still not.

Fuck your white, stinking ass.

that would be correct. but keep trying! *pat on head*

and again, you're wrong to assume my race.

(dan i'm still having fun but i'm leaving school now so lock away if you want.)

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 20:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I am afraid of Fredmania overtaking ile.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 20:02 (twenty-one years ago)

aw, dan, this is too much fun. Marissa is making me smile today.

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 20:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Wait a minute.

"I am paralyzed
By the Blood of Fred
Though it clouds my eyes
I can never stop"

OK - lock away if you want.
Proff, there's a great Dave Matthews thread we can abuse you on - if you get lonely.

― dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 20:02 (twenty-one years ago)

sounds like proff hit a nerve dan is that so? Fuck yo white ass to BIATCH!!!!!

― , Wednesday, 14 April 2004 20:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I am afraid of Fredmania overtaking ile.

I'm sorry, replace "afraid of" with "hoping" in that sentence.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 20:03 (twenty-one years ago)

(FYI)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 20:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Shine, Fred, shine
Fill this land with the ilxor's glory
Blaze, Fred, blaze
Set our hearts on fire
Flow, Fred, flow
Flood the nations with grace and mercy
Send forth your word
Fred, and let there be light

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 20:05 (twenty-one years ago)

YOU BITCHES AINT SHIT BUT HOES AND TRICKS LATER DUDES

― , Wednesday, 14 April 2004 20:05 (twenty-one years ago)

very christian of you. you make your boy-fucking preacher proud I'm sure.

― dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 20:06 (twenty-one years ago)

i dunno, it's an awfully long train ride to get to Biatch, so that might be an awful lot of assfuckery.

one could get sore & and a few back cramps along the way.

best to do it Reverse Cowboy or Glass Bottom Boat-style.

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 20:07 (twenty-one years ago)

HAHAHA. what do you know--Marissa has sent me email in the past!

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 20:08 (twenty-one years ago)

so, Marissa, how's that merkin workin' out for you, anyway? any better?

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 20:09 (twenty-one years ago)

sounds like proff hit a nerve dan is that so? Fuck yo white ass to BIATCH!!!!!

h aha ha ha hah a

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 20:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I had no idea this thread was connected to the OC.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 20:11 (twenty-one years ago)

RE: http://ilx.wh3rd.net/searchresults.php?board=1&mode=messages&userip=209.78.214.253

Duped! To quote proff/kitty, "Fuck yo white ass to BIATCH!!!!!", Dan Perry.

― dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 20:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I may have found another solution...

― Big Fucking Asshat (BFA), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 20:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I am inordinately pleased with myself right about now.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 20:13 (twenty-one years ago)

YAY! Marissa is now one of us!

One of us!
One of us!
Gooble Gobble!
Gooble Gobble!

(xpost) as you should be.

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 20:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I am please with your white ass too Dan.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 20:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Holy shit best leaving-the-"d"-off ever.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 20:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I feel like there's a question mark missing from that sentence. (xpost)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 20:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I am please with your white ass Dan?

― I (nickalicious), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 20:17 (twenty-one years ago)

holy shit. I go to lunch and come back to this??!

― martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 20:17 (twenty-one years ago)

SEE DAN PERRY as DAN PERRY in the EPIC FILM "Dan's Pleasing White Ass" -- the story of how one man used his talents to please the world, before his talents were so cruelly sniped.

COMING TO THEATERS SUMMER 2005

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 20:20 (twenty-one years ago)

And a couple of commas:

"I am, please, with your white ass too, Dan?"

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 20:20 (twenty-one years ago)

(xpost Oh God now I am having flashbacks of Sean's movie about Halle Berry farting Cure songs.)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 20:21 (twenty-one years ago)

The Bootycure!

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 20:23 (twenty-one years ago)

a crossover with Catwoman!

"Gee, Catwoman, what's that zipper on your ass for? why are you so morose all the time?"

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 20:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I am bored with troll-baiting and degree-show-offery and am going to bed now-ish.

― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 20:39 (twenty-one years ago)

actually, we should get certain things out of the way, first.

Marissa, what are your opinions on:

1. OutKast
2. Kill Bill
3. Momus
4. Consensual Buggery on the First Date

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 20:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Kingfish you are hurting my heart. I really really wish it was Marissa..

― de, Wednesday, 14 April 2004 20:46 (twenty-one years ago)

People who come on here are looking for a freebie. They give all their money to the drug companies, and porno. They spend thousands of dollars a year on drink and cigarettes, which are a drug, and they don't feel the need to support culture. I am sorry for you. If you have a mind, you will be investing in culture, not drugs and porno which is destroying our culture. You can send donations. I have to pay for all my new equipment. It would help if someone donated even a dollar to the cause of hearing new music. I have alot of material. I have a new Grand piano(petrof). I have all this studio gear to pay for because that is my only option. This is a large burden to carry alone. I am setting up a sound booth in my house.
All songs(except El Sol Que Tu Eres) are composed by, Marissa Marchant. All songs are copywrited. El Sol Que Tu Eres is not for sale. All songs were performed by Marissa Marchant.
Marissa Marchant: Vocals, backup vocals, piano, acoustic guitar, bass, drums, koto, 12 string guitar, harp, kurzweil, samples....

AND!

Hello everyone, I have a new song up. It is just an improvizational song called(Improv.I)(And I have Mei Fang Wu up..it is just the backround demo)..I think that I should put whatever work that I do up and not just keep little things to myself. Mei Fang Wu is up as well. I mixed it with Koto, but his is a submix. I am adding bass and drums..and vocals later.
It is very sad. I speak to people everyday who have no interest in the arts or culture. They spend all their money on drinking, drugs and cigarettes which are a drug. They think nothing of supporting the drug companies, which are the cigarette companies etc.. They spend thousands of dollars a year on drugs and porno. When I decided that my music which is spending a lifetime to develop and produce, is worth a thousand dollars as cd...people (mostly people on drugs) were in an uproar. They want to spend money on drugs and drink not music and art. Alcohol is a drug too. I drink occasionally with a meal. But the public is spending thousand upon thousands of dollars drugs, that is why they don't want to spend on intellect. They are also spending money on porno... not donating to animal rights, the environment, not donating to the arts and sciences. Most people are destroying our world and culture, and want free downloads, which is destroying our culture.
The late Maxfield Parrish and Adrienne Segur are the featured artists on my slide show. You can purchase their artwork on line.
With love, Marissa Marchant

apparently, money should not be spent on porno. download it offa kazaa like everyone else does.

(GOOGLE BAIT for "MARISSA MARCHANT PORN SLASH FANFIC" OH PLEASE)

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 20:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I was out 'cutting myself' or as we put around here, having lunch, with my honky, stinkin' ass friends and trying to score some Ex, and we came upon the subject of Corinthians 13:13 and then someone said something about Fred and then I came back here and it's all been foretold that Ask For Samantha rocks. Maybe she's the Messiah. Ever think about it? Now that's some blasphemy.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 20:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm sad that love is proff is low. Love was okay on the hair dye thread. It's a shame no-one pointed out to proff that sam, badger, kingfish, dan and ned have all been posting as individuals for a very long time (apart from Badger - are you Dave B's missus, Badge, or are you someone else as you really remind me of someone I know through Dave?).

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 21:15 (twenty-one years ago)

all been foretold that Ask For Samantha rocks. Maybe she's the Messiah.

now my atheism all makes sense. . .

Dan, how can you look up ip numbers? is it cause yr an all powerful moderator?

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 21:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Do IP numbers come up for you if you click the "Show All Details" link?

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 21:23 (twenty-one years ago)

nope, only this little note that

Admin Log
5:53 PM, 14 Apr 04 Thread indexing turned off by VengaDan Perry

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 21:24 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, what jeremy said

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 21:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, then it's an admin thing (I GOT THE POWER).

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 21:27 (twenty-one years ago)

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 21:31 (twenty-one years ago)

i spend keinem pennies on stinkingfoul porno. All UGLY!
Jesus was a rip off of Pagan Solar God. 12 signs of the zodiac, 12 ponce-ass disciples. Only once are all their ponc(e)ational names listed and they list 13!!haha!!!!!!!!!!
Nazareth didn't exist til 2nd/3rd century. before, the area contained cave tombs and by jewish law no one was to live within 100 feet of a burial place. No one lived in place that never existed

― zenome kistachion, Thursday, 15 April 2004 01:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I had no idea this thread was connected to the OC.

Please don't drag me into this! (Though I guess I dragged myself here.)

If it really is Marissa here...I marvel.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 15 April 2004 01:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Ryan, Marissa, Seth and Summer are disappointed in you.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 15 April 2004 01:58 (twenty-one years ago)

You realize that essentially sounds like an alternate lineup for pals for Scooby-Doo, I trust.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 15 April 2004 01:59 (twenty-one years ago)

it's the scooby doo of horrible blogs!

guest-starring Sandy Duncan!

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Sandy Duncan practically is Scooby-Doo.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Does that make Jason Bateman Shaggy?

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't know his life.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Zoinks.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:24 (twenty-one years ago)

'sam, badger, kingfish, dan and ned have all been posting as individuals for a very long time (apart from Badger - are you Dave B's missus, Badge, or are you someone else as you really remind me of someone I know through Dave?). '

Hi Markleby. Not Dave B's missus but I am his mate, I met him through a different messgae board called the Friday Thing and he suggested I visit here as it is livelier, which it certainly is.

― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Thursday, 15 April 2004 07:51 (twenty-one years ago)

oh, WHAT fun will this thread hold in store for us today? will low/proff/laura make her reappearance?

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Thursday, 15 April 2004 13:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I can guarantee that proff will not.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 15 April 2004 13:35 (twenty-one years ago)

spoil-sport.

― dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 15 April 2004 13:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Damn. Oh well.

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Thursday, 15 April 2004 13:39 (twenty-one years ago)

wait, how else will my "honkey white ass" receive the rebuking it apparently deserves?

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Thursday, 15 April 2004 13:40 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm sure I could wrangle a kid up here to insult your honky ass if you'd like.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Thursday, 15 April 2004 13:41 (twenty-one years ago)

would they do it with the correct number of misspellings, punctuation errors, and references to God?

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Thursday, 15 April 2004 13:47 (twenty-one years ago)

absolutely. perhaps with more!

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Thursday, 15 April 2004 13:49 (twenty-one years ago)

you to are the same person. your a pussy.

― dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 15 April 2004 13:50 (twenty-one years ago)

thanks for trying, dave, but it's just not the same....*sigh*

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Thursday, 15 April 2004 13:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Where do we go for gratuitous, misdirected abuse now?

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 15 April 2004 14:11 (twenty-one years ago)

stock answer:

http://ilx.wh3rd.net/newanswers.php?board=2

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Thursday, 15 April 2004 14:15 (twenty-one years ago)

At the risk of sounding like a broken record, if you claim to be a Dave Matthews fan, I know a place...

Conjecture about other people's musical taste and political affiliations are always a big hit, too.

― dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 15 April 2004 14:16 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

so rare to see such a spirited thread

― kingfish maximum overdrunk (Kingfish), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 06:10 (twenty years ago)

So if the white smoke accidentally goes up some girl's skirt and she becomes moist, is that blasphemous?

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 07:10 (twenty years ago)

I just got a headache reading through this thread. Can I consider this headache blasphemous? Or would that be too big a stretch of the thread's meaning to the individual person?

― The Spirit of Sam Endicott (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 07:15 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...

So Fred, then.

― Leon C. (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 02:08 (twenty years ago)

Durst the Antichrist?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 02:12 (twenty years ago)

ten months pass...

Ah, blasphemy.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

Heavens :(

― melton mowbray's APOCALYPTO! (adr), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

three years pass...

fook jesus, what's 'e ever done for me? last night some religious tosser tries to approach me outside of the club cos he was protesting the concert i was just at 'n i told him to fuck off cos i was weary and needed to go home for a shite and a shower.

motherfucker follows me out of the club and starts shoutin' "JESUS LOVES YOU HE SEES THE PAIN IN YOUR HEART"...so i screamed back 'AND NOW HE SEES THE PAIN IN YOUR FACE' and threw a rock at him that hit him square between the eyes. asshole

― Sexplosion!, Saturday, 13 March 2010 15:56 (fifteen years ago)

is he...still alive?

― I feel absolute embarrasment and humiliation within the msgbrd context (Z S), Saturday, 13 March 2010 15:57 (fifteen years ago)

fuck should i know i left. really dont think a small rock was enuf to kill him but he was a bit of a pussy

― Sexplosion!, Saturday, 13 March 2010 16:00 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.yogadork.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/bikram_as_jesus.jpg

― by another name (amateurist), Saturday, 13 March 2010 16:06 (fifteen years ago)

Well, if he's still alive, maybe he'll think about being assaulted by his ideological opposition with a stone between his eyes and see himself as evil Goliath, and you as David, and then abandon Christianity.

good job

― I feel absolute embarrasment and humiliation within the msgbrd context (Z S), Saturday, 13 March 2010 16:07 (fifteen years ago)

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