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I remember back in the seventies (maybe it still goes on) there was a fashion for what one might call pornographic spoofing of well know films of the time. The one that springs to mind is Flesh Gordon. Can you think of any others?

― Daniel (dancity), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 20:29 (twenty-one years ago)

felching nemo.

― Robbie Lumsden (Wallace Stevens HQ), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 20:30 (twenty-one years ago)

An Orifice and a Gentleman.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 20:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Fuck Rogers

― Sean Thomas (sgthomas), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 20:39 (twenty-one years ago)

(too obv, sorry)

― Sean Thomas (sgthomas), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 20:41 (twenty-one years ago)

i think this might turn out to be the most wasteful, pointless thread ever.

keep going, though...

― Robbie Lumsden (Wallace Stevens HQ), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 20:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Squelching Silverman

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 20:42 (twenty-one years ago)

90% of all pornos made before 2000 to thread

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 20:42 (twenty-one years ago)

all-time favorite title of anything ever: Poke a Hot Ass

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 20:43 (twenty-one years ago)

The Piss I Done Adventure (Director's Golden Shower Cut)

― penelope_111, Wednesday, 5 May 2004 20:43 (twenty-one years ago)

(after a well known Disney cartoon from '93 or so)

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 20:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I actually own Pulp Friction. It's not very good.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 20:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Edward Penishands.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 20:44 (twenty-one years ago)

haven't seen it, just heard about it.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 20:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Gashford Park.

― adam (adam), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 20:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Mr Ed the fucking horse who shoulda be turned to glue

― Frank SwedeHead, Wednesday, 5 May 2004 20:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Good Will Humping.

― The Obvious (Barima), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 20:50 (twenty-one years ago)

A Clockwork Orgy

― Broheems (diamond), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 20:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Shaving Ryans Privates
The Sexy Sixth Sense (tagline - "I see naked lesbians")

― don (don), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 21:05 (twenty-one years ago)

The Sperminator

― Barima (Barima), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 21:12 (twenty-one years ago)

My personal favorite, which I am not making up, is the b & d Terms of Endearment treatment entitled Terms of Enslavement.

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 21:57 (twenty-one years ago)

also, a little searchin' drums up this doubtless very emotional film:

http://gfx1.gamelink.com/GLImages/prodimages/108924.jpg?wid=175&cvt=jpeg

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 21:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Tickle Me Elmo

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 22:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Star Trek - The Next Penetration

― The Velvet Overlord (The Velvet Overlord), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 22:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't believe no one's mentioned E3, The Extra Testicle.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 22:19 (twenty-one years ago)

the loin king

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 22:21 (twenty-one years ago)

position: impossible

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 22:21 (twenty-one years ago)

there was a boy at my school who had one testicle and whose brother had three.

odd.

― Robbie Lumsden (Wallace Stevens HQ), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 22:22 (twenty-one years ago)

shaving ryan's privates

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 22:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I saw the Blair Wench Project on Skinemax once, though its status as porn is debatable.

White Men Can't Hump

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 22:23 (twenty-one years ago)

jurassic pork

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 22:23 (twenty-one years ago)

etc etc etc

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 22:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Chitty Chitty Gang Bang

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 22:25 (twenty-one years ago)

the flintbones

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 22:27 (twenty-one years ago)

we need more cover pics on this thread.

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 22:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Intercourse with the Vampire

― Leeefuse 73 (Leee), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 22:27 (twenty-one years ago)

http://art-ificial.com/edward.jpg

forest hump

― JaXoN (JasonD), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 22:28 (twenty-one years ago)

or links, because I wouldn't want to, you know, get all excited about a porn parody and find out that it didn't exist. (flintbones)

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 22:29 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.rebeccalord.com/jpgs/clockworkfront.jpg

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 22:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, geez, that's huge.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 22:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Tits A Wonderful Life

http://www.parool.nl/redactie/dossiers/lijstjes/beeld/101802-titsawonderfullife.jpg

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 22:31 (twenty-one years ago)

That kinda made me nostalgic for the days when only porn stars were named Kaitlyn Ashley.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 22:36 (twenty-one years ago)

OTM

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 22:37 (twenty-one years ago)

It made me nostalgic for the days when porn was shot in 35mm. Wow.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 22:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Although she looks like Kristy Swanson's head has been photoshopped onto a Macy's parade balloon.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 22:39 (twenty-one years ago)

porn on the fourth of july (this is another real one)

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 22:39 (twenty-one years ago)

A River Runs From Her

― Huck, Wednesday, 5 May 2004 22:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Dear internet: I love you, Andrew

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 22:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Hannah Does Her Sisters

― huck, Wednesday, 5 May 2004 22:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Broadway Fanny Shows?

― Robbie Lumsden (Wallace Stevens HQ), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 22:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Three Men and a Babe

― hck, Wednesday, 5 May 2004 22:52 (twenty-one years ago)

revulva

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 22:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Nymphomercials

though not technically a movie, i think its funny

― chrisco (chrisco), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 23:29 (twenty-one years ago)

There's already a site devoted to the, er, thrust of this thread:

http://www.namethatporno.com/

(Featuring such bon mots as Bobby Jones: Stroke of Penis and Waking Up in Janet Reno

― m.e.a. (m.e.a.), Thursday, 6 May 2004 00:28 (twenty-one years ago)

The Italian Rimjob

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 6 May 2004 00:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Seventeen Seventy-Sex: The Spirit Of In Da Panties.

(Bonus points if you know where that joke comes from.)

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 6 May 2004 02:17 (twenty-one years ago)

http://drew.corrupt.net/bp/blockporn4-1.jpg

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 6 May 2004 04:25 (twenty-one years ago)

us corny indie fuXors have forgotten ONE VERY OBVIOUS ONE ...

to live and shave in L.A.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 6 May 2004 04:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Das Booty

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 6 May 2004 04:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Hair and Lathering in Las Vegas

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 6 May 2004 04:31 (twenty-one years ago)

The Sopornos

― gfdf34fvd, Thursday, 6 May 2004 04:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Glad He Ate Her

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 6 May 2004 04:34 (twenty-one years ago)

http://search.excaliburfilms.com/gif/excal/largemoviepic125/mufyvamp.jpg

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 6 May 2004 04:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Dr Strangelove (or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love 'The Bomb'

Doesn't really need changing at all.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 6 May 2004 04:36 (twenty-one years ago)

(Why isn't it "A Cockwork Orgy"? I guess it gets too obscured at that point?)

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 6 May 2004 04:38 (twenty-one years ago)

The Knob Shining

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 6 May 2004 04:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Full Gretel Jackoff

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 6 May 2004 04:39 (twenty-one years ago)

legs wide open

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 6 May 2004 04:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Ass Wide Shut

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 6 May 2004 04:39 (twenty-one years ago)

er, xpost

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 6 May 2004 04:39 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.westhollywoodvideo.com/site/Images/Products/4436_1.jpg

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 6 May 2004 04:39 (twenty-one years ago)

dr strangeglove (or, how i learned to stop worrying and to love fisting)

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 6 May 2004 04:41 (twenty-one years ago)

And we can't forget that other Spielberg classic -
Schindler's Fist

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 6 May 2004 04:41 (twenty-one years ago)

raging hard-on

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 6 May 2004 04:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Gangbangs of New York

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 6 May 2004 04:43 (twenty-one years ago)

The Osporns

― Leeefuse 73 (Leee), Thursday, 6 May 2004 04:43 (twenty-one years ago)

the scent of a pussy

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 6 May 2004 04:44 (twenty-one years ago)

carlito's wang

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 6 May 2004 04:45 (twenty-one years ago)

http://search.excaliburfilms.com/dvd/reviews/images125/dvd_69352D1.jpg

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 6 May 2004 04:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Six Feet Wonder

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 6 May 2004 04:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Howard's Big End

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 6 May 2004 04:45 (twenty-one years ago)

how deep was my sally?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 6 May 2004 04:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Poop Dreams

(and that one is real)

― uh (eetface), Thursday, 6 May 2004 04:46 (twenty-one years ago)

who shot a load on liberty valence?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 6 May 2004 04:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Fist Full of Bimbos

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 6 May 2004 04:47 (twenty-one years ago)

um, hoooly shit

http://search.excaliburfilms.com/dvd/reviews/images125/dvd_123416D1.jpg

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 6 May 2004 04:48 (twenty-one years ago)

When Larry Ate Sally
Twin Cheeks
Sex Trek
Edward Penishands 2 (yes THERE was a sequel where his hands became limp!!!?!?!)
There was also an Addam's Family one, but I can't remember it.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 6 May 2004 04:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Maddam's Family (on the site I was looking at)

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 6 May 2004 04:52 (twenty-one years ago)

and Hill Street Blacks vols. 1-3

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 6 May 2004 04:53 (twenty-one years ago)

http://images.dvdempire.com/res/movies/5/550317.jpg

― Leeefuse 73 (Leee), Thursday, 6 May 2004 04:53 (twenty-one years ago)

haha I totally forgot about The Ozporns.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 6 May 2004 04:56 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.hollywoodsales.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/lordofthecockringLG.jpg

― spittle (spittle), Thursday, 6 May 2004 04:59 (twenty-one years ago)

dude, where's my whore?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 6 May 2004 04:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Octopussy.

Oh wait.

― Leeefuse 73 (Leee), Thursday, 6 May 2004 05:02 (twenty-one years ago)

A Frigid Two-fer

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 6 May 2004 05:06 (twenty-one years ago)

It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad Vagina

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 6 May 2004 05:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Chevy Chase in Felch!

― Nellie (nellskies), Thursday, 6 May 2004 05:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh Dad, Poor Dad, Mama's Tongued You in the Anus and I'm Feeling So Sad

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 6 May 2004 05:10 (twenty-one years ago)

On a related note, Snatch and Shaft screened at the same time here. Wasted marketing opportunity if ever I've seen one.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 6 May 2004 05:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Booty and the Beast

― C J (C J), Thursday, 6 May 2004 05:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Drilling Miss Daisy

― C J (C J), Thursday, 6 May 2004 05:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I smell crossover. Snatch vs. Shaft

xxxpost

― Leeefuse 73 (Leee), Thursday, 6 May 2004 05:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Rubber Toy Story

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 6 May 2004 05:16 (twenty-one years ago)

A Dildo Hums Through It

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 6 May 2004 05:18 (twenty-one years ago)

God, did the Lord Of The Cock Ring people even try?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 6 May 2004 05:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Twelve Angry Lesbians

― C J (C J), Thursday, 6 May 2004 05:34 (twenty-one years ago)

gaping amy

― Barnaby (Barnaby), Thursday, 6 May 2004 11:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Me and my pal the Cardinal had a whole rake of Irish ones a few years ago:

The Feeled
Wanking Ned
Here's My Schlong (from "Hear My Song")
December Ride
Angela's Gashes

― Conor (Conor), Thursday, 6 May 2004 15:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Field of Wet Dreams. If you watch it, you will come.

― JimD (JimD), Thursday, 6 May 2004 16:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Catch-69, the only title I ever think of

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Thursday, 6 May 2004 16:07 (twenty-one years ago)

the doMinATRIX
Star Whores

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 6 May 2004 16:24 (twenty-one years ago)

the doMinATRIX should be a documentary

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Thursday, 6 May 2004 16:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Me and my pal the Cardinal had a whole rake of Irish ones a few years ago

Did you try to parody I Went Down, or did you figure that already said more than enough?

Once for yucks I did a whole slew of Shakespeare take-offs -- Mackin' Beth, A Mid-Hummer Night's Ream, and As You Lick It were the highlights.

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 6 May 2004 16:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Did you try to parody I Went Down, or did you figure that already said more than enough? -exactly! see also: eat a peach
Shakespeare has some classics too: my fave is "Ramlet"...

― Conor (Conor), Thursday, 6 May 2004 18:23 (twenty-one years ago)

look whos porking
beetlejism
raiders of the lost arse
honey i blew everyone

― misterlizard, Friday, 7 May 2004 11:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Girl With A Pearl Necklace

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:00 (twenty-one years ago)

two months pass...

the planet of the rapes

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 09:12 (twenty-one years ago)

similarly

the planet of the gapes

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 09:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Filthy in pink

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 09:14 (twenty-one years ago)

all that jizz

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 09:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Best spoof porn titles

― Queen Electric Butt Prober BZZT!! BZZZZZT!! (Queen Electric Butt Prober BZZ), Thursday, 12 August 2004 20:27 (twenty-one years ago)

three years pass...

Night of the Humper

― milo z, Monday, 5 November 2007 21:10 (seventeen years ago)

The porn identity (and obv sequels)

― ken c, Monday, 5 November 2007 22:48 (seventeen years ago)

It would be great if non-porn cinema started making films with titles that spoofed well known porn flicks.

― The Real Dirty Vicar, Monday, 5 November 2007 22:50 (seventeen years ago)

dude, where's my bra?
the vagina travelogue

― ken c, Monday, 5 November 2007 22:53 (seventeen years ago)

A football movie called Deep Throw-It.

― Rock Hardy, Monday, 5 November 2007 22:53 (seventeen years ago)

"Ass-Pirates of the Carribean"*

*actual movie

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 5 November 2007 22:55 (seventeen years ago)

It would be great if non-porn cinema started making films with titles that spoofed well known porn flicks.

-- The Real Dirty Vicar, Monday, 5 November 2007 22:50 (6 minutes ago) Link

Girl With A Pearl Necklace

-- Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:00 (3 years ago) Link

― Wrinklepaws, Monday, 5 November 2007 22:58 (seventeen years ago)

The Ass Penetration of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford

― Slumpman, Monday, 5 November 2007 23:18 (seventeen years ago)

Good Luck Fuck

― Slumpman, Monday, 5 November 2007 23:20 (seventeen years ago)

Good Fuck Chuck

― Slumpman, Monday, 5 November 2007 23:20 (seventeen years ago)

There Will Be Spunk

― Slumpman, Monday, 5 November 2007 23:21 (seventeen years ago)

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal TITS

― Slumpman, Monday, 5 November 2007 23:22 (seventeen years ago)

Fraternal Munching of the Spotless Behind

― Just got offed, Monday, 5 November 2007 23:22 (seventeen years ago)

Dora The Assplorer

― Wrinklepaws, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 00:18 (seventeen years ago)

Tuomas The Tank Engine

― Wrinklepaws, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 00:18 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

mmm, I don't know...

http://i41.tinypic.com/259datz.jpg

― StanM, Saturday, 27 December 2008 18:10 (sixteen years ago)

woooooow

― BIG HOOS is not a nacho purist fwiw (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 27 December 2008 18:18 (sixteen years ago)

Marley and Jenna Jameson and Asia and Nikki and Lanny Barby and me.

― Eazy, Saturday, 27 December 2008 18:41 (sixteen years ago)

Revolutionary Rode

― Eazy, Saturday, 27 December 2008 18:42 (sixteen years ago)

The Wives of Others (Die Frauen der Anderen)

― Eazy, Saturday, 27 December 2008 18:43 (sixteen years ago)

Quantum of Soul Ass

― Eazy, Saturday, 27 December 2008 18:44 (sixteen years ago)

the curious case of benjamin fuckin

― ice cr?m, Saturday, 27 December 2008 18:44 (sixteen years ago)

Ass Ventura: Crack Detective

http://www.adultfilmdatabase.com/Graphics/Boxes/200/Front/3823.jpg

Also: The Blow Bitch Poject...

― VegemiteGrrrl, Saturday, 27 December 2008 19:49 (sixteen years ago)

Standard Penetrating Procedure (orgy in Abu Ghraib.. wait..)

― Ludo, Saturday, 27 December 2008 20:12 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.rebeccalord.com/jpgs/clockworkfront.jpg
― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, May 5, 2004 12:30 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

YSI?

― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Saturday, 27 December 2008 20:18 (sixteen years ago)

loooooooool someone already webmailed me a link

― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Saturday, 27 December 2008 20:24 (sixteen years ago)

In Diana Jones

― (*ﾟーﾟ)θ L(。･＿･)　　　°~ヾ(･ε･ *) (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 27 December 2008 20:25 (sixteen years ago)

the taming of the screw
a midsummer night's cream

― ian, Saturday, 27 December 2008 21:47 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/answers/articles6/X0026_The_Greatest_Porn_Pa.html

― snoball, Saturday, 27 December 2008 21:50 (sixteen years ago)

Have seen very few porn parodies, but wholeheartedly recommend The Texas Dildo Masquerade, a loving, super-detailed shot-for-shot recreation of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Except, you know, with dildos instead of chainsaws. Pussyface instead of Leatherface. Weird and funny enough for just about anyone to enjoy, but if you really know TCM, it's amazing. With Ron Jeremy and The (dreaded) Ass Artist.

Edward Penishands I can only halfheartedly recommend. The few actual parody scenes are magnificent (especially the recreations of the dinner table and Edward-created snowstorm scenes), but they're short and far between. Most of the rest is just lame porn.

― Bored American Aerospace Defense Command (BORAD) (contenderizer), Saturday, 27 December 2008 22:01 (sixteen years ago)

Note to self: watch that Brazilian ET porn thing.

― Bored American Aerospace Defense Command (BORAD) (contenderizer), Saturday, 27 December 2008 22:02 (sixteen years ago)

thank you for those thoughtful reviews, rogering ebert.

― estela, Saturday, 27 December 2008 22:22 (sixteen years ago)

two thumbs up...

― snoball, Saturday, 27 December 2008 22:26 (sixteen years ago)

one month passes...

Monsters Of Cock

O_o

― StanM, Monday, 2 February 2009 10:12 (sixteen years ago)

Cumhog Thrillionaire!

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 2 February 2009 10:24 (sixteen years ago)

Edward Penishands.
― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 20:44 (4 years ago) Permalink

haven't seen it, just heard about it.
― hstencil (hstencil)

I have. The plot was a little predictable. However, if you want to see a funny looking clueless guy looking around confused while servicing ten women at once, this is your movie.

― moley, Monday, 2 February 2009 10:56 (sixteen years ago)

Deep Space 69

― StanM, Monday, 2 February 2009 11:14 (sixteen years ago)

The Curious Case of Benjamin's Butt

― StanM, Monday, 2 February 2009 11:17 (sixteen years ago)

Frosting Nixon

(ok, no.)

― mose def (kenan), Monday, 2 February 2009 16:56 (sixteen years ago)

one of the lol names at trivia the other night: the bicurious case of benjamin buttsex

― now is the time to winterize your manscape (will), Monday, 2 February 2009 17:00 (sixteen years ago)

lol TEAM name

― now is the time to winterize your manscape (will), Monday, 2 February 2009 17:08 (sixteen years ago)

one year passes...

the man who blew too much

― goon baby goon (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 19:31 (fifteen years ago)

Bat Babe: The Dark Nightie (own this.)

― Joint Custody (ian), Thursday, 4 February 2010 19:32 (fifteen years ago)

http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs46/f/2009/233/9/0/Smurf_on_Na__vi_Action_by_drawerofdrawings.jpg

― StanM, Thursday, 4 February 2010 19:40 (fifteen years ago)

Disappointing that now they just throw XXX after the name of the show they're parodying. "30 Cock" >>> "30 Rock: XXX"

― smashing aspirant (milo z), Thursday, 4 February 2010 20:29 (fifteen years ago)

"this ain't"

― Nhex, Thursday, 4 February 2010 20:58 (fifteen years ago)

buttman and throbbin
coo coo for cocoa cocks

― nsuomy (ramon cora), Thursday, 4 February 2010 21:42 (fifteen years ago)

^real

― nsuomy (ramon cora), Thursday, 4 February 2010 21:43 (fifteen years ago)

My Own Private Cracka Ho

― abanana, Thursday, 4 February 2010 21:50 (fifteen years ago)

no distance left to cum

― The smile on my face, disguises the case, I bury the truth deep down in (ken c), Thursday, 4 February 2010 21:55 (fifteen years ago)

sometimes i think of the idea of a porn musical called

ALL THAT JIZZ

and crack up to myself

― goon baby goon (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 22:02 (fifteen years ago)

The Pianist

(well ok not actually but almost pronounced the same)

― Paul, Thursday, 4 February 2010 22:24 (fifteen years ago)

American Booty

― StanM, Thursday, 4 February 2010 22:40 (fifteen years ago)

preposterous Jekyll & Hyde parody:

Hyde, The Salami

― Paul, Friday, 5 February 2010 18:26 (fifteen years ago)

Tyler's Wood

― StanM, Friday, 5 February 2010 18:47 (fifteen years ago)

'Ave At 'Er

― Paul, Saturday, 6 February 2010 04:59 (fifteen years ago)

the all-anal oscar slate:

Up in the Arse
The Hind Side
In Vic's Tush

also:
District 69

and Julie & Julia you don't even have to change

― hellzapoppa (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 6 February 2010 05:11 (fifteen years ago)

two months pass...

Monster Inches

― fuck in rainbows, ☔ (dyao), Friday, 9 April 2010 11:54 (fifteen years ago)

Shitter Island

― Is that your Ayrshire bacon? (Tom D.), Friday, 9 April 2010 11:56 (fifteen years ago)

Clash of the Tight 'Uns

― Is that your Ayrshire bacon? (Tom D.), Friday, 9 April 2010 11:56 (fifteen years ago)

one year passes...

War Whores

― koogs, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 13:50 (thirteen years ago)

The Island of Dr. More-Ho

― rain came down like water falling from the clouds (snoball), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 13:59 (thirteen years ago)

Actually most porn parodies these days are titled something like 'Oh No It's Definitely Not <insert title of mainstream film/TV show here>, Archbishop! A XXX Porn Parody (Please Don't Sue Us)'

― a dramatic lemon curd experience (snoball), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 14:40 (thirteen years ago)

"Eat Pray Cum"

― Mark G, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 14:45 (thirteen years ago)

two years pass...

The Devil IN Max Devlin

― man alive, Wednesday, 17 December 2014 03:07 (ten years ago)

I think the Downton Abbey porn should be Rear Gentry, starring Huge Bonerville.

― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 17 December 2014 04:05 (ten years ago)

I lol'd

― man alive, Wednesday, 17 December 2014 04:06 (ten years ago)

Or "Down on Abby"

― man alive, Wednesday, 17 December 2014 04:07 (ten years ago)

When I worked at a gay porn shop I found one called "Splendour In The Ass"

― fgti jaq, it's chinavision! (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 17 December 2014 04:10 (ten years ago)

CitasinFour

― bit of a singles monster (Eazy), Wednesday, 17 December 2014 04:34 (ten years ago)

The Grand Budapest Hole

― bit of a singles monster (Eazy), Wednesday, 17 December 2014 04:36 (ten years ago)

The Place Beyond The Penis

― bit of a singles monster (Eazy), Wednesday, 17 December 2014 04:37 (ten years ago)

Pokey-o Story

― man alive, Wednesday, 17 December 2014 04:52 (ten years ago)

Dude! Where's My Watch

(actual gay fisting film)

― MaudAddam (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 17 December 2014 06:22 (ten years ago)

Madagaspipe

― Mark G, Wednesday, 17 December 2014 07:06 (ten years ago)

https://my-hit.org/storage/1191122_500x800x250.jpg
http://celticrebel.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/sxc03porn.jpg

― slam dunk, Wednesday, 17 December 2014 07:33 (ten years ago)

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