I AM QUITTING ILX FOREVER

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― Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:14 (twenty-one years ago)

if only this ever actually worked

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:15 (twenty-one years ago)

What a tragedy.

― Several Nations Weep, Friday, 21 May 2004 20:15 (twenty-one years ago)

You've said this before!

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Drama queen.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey, Be sure to Loop, Loop, etc. I like the icons in your email addy. How do you do that?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:17 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.youth2000ny.com/Help/crying%20baby.gif

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, how do you do that? And how do you post those great animated gifs?

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Adam, you're better than this.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:18 (twenty-one years ago)

sorry

*looks down at floor*

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:18 (twenty-one years ago)

...oh.

― Tina Yothers, Friday, 21 May 2004 20:18 (twenty-one years ago)

no he's not.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Jon, don't leave yet, I need you to tell me if I'm fat or not.

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:22 (twenty-one years ago)

here's a hint: if you weigh a pound more than jon, you are.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Or if you're a woman.

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Clean out your desk. Turn in your keys (though the locks will be changed). There are support groups for the disgruntled. Have a nice life.

― Maria D., Friday, 21 May 2004 20:24 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.mattscdsingles.com/acatalog/6882%20new.jpg

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:24 (twenty-one years ago)

no, women are mute objects of fascination that sometimes allow you to engage in acts of frottagry. or they're fat.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Frottaging mentioned on ILX. Finally.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Now we can rest.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:26 (twenty-one years ago)

don't let the door hit your ugly, bony ass on the way out

xpost dude frottaging has been mentioned at least 3 times to my knowledge.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually, a search tells me that it has been mentioned before, multiple times by both oops and Matt DC in particular. Figures.

hahahaha xpost

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:28 (twenty-one years ago)

mr. perry was the first!!

― oops (Oops), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:29 (twenty-one years ago)

shocker of the new millenium

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:29 (twenty-one years ago)

haha this reminds me of a thread i wanted to start...

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:29 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm starting to realize that strongo is a comic genius...seriously.

― paulhw (paulhw), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Surely you mean "cosmic general"?

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Look, we're all his dick anyway. jump on.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Both, obv.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:30 (twenty-one years ago)

what's the LOWEST ilx has gone?

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh! It's Jon. Well, whaddya know?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Jon, I'm going to need your gun and badge. Your GUN AND BADGE, Jon.

― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Look, we're all his dick anyway. jump on.

Haha! Obviously, I meant to put an "on" in there. Oh well.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:36 (twenty-one years ago)

FORM LIKE VOLTRON

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:36 (twenty-one years ago)

*collapses*

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:36 (twenty-one years ago)

NOW we need Dan.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:37 (twenty-one years ago)

And Ally's boobs, too!

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:38 (twenty-one years ago)

dave is that some oblique tit-fucking joke?

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't like where this is headed.

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Your search - oblique tits - did not match any documents

― m. (mitchlnw), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:44 (twenty-one years ago)

http://lmno4p.org/images/3.24-31/rumsfeld.jpg

Also: the source

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 21 May 2004 20:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I miss Jon already.

― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Friday, 21 May 2004 21:03 (twenty-one years ago)

he'll be back.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 21 May 2004 21:05 (twenty-one years ago)

BUT WHEN?!?!

― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Friday, 21 May 2004 21:05 (twenty-one years ago)

2046

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, 21 May 2004 21:06 (twenty-one years ago)

That's my hope, anyway.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, 21 May 2004 21:06 (twenty-one years ago)

When the red sun and the twin moons of Boohutna are in perfect alignment, in accordance with the great one's wishes, he shall return, astride a platinum beast of fine breeding, an antique scabbard at his waist and venom in his blood. He will return.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 May 2004 21:09 (twenty-one years ago)

fags.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 May 2004 21:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Shut it, tart.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 21 May 2004 21:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I actually like jon. For what he is. I have thought about quitting ilx too so that I could do more productive things.

But then all I did this afternoon was watch Mystery Date on comedy central.

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Friday, 21 May 2004 21:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I mean he communicates in picture form most of the time anyway.

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Friday, 21 May 2004 21:19 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.tenetti.org/clt/thirdcalvin/18.jpg

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 21 May 2004 21:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Not very omnipotent.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 21 May 2004 21:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, but is it FAT OR NOT, for a baby I MEAN.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 21 May 2004 21:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I got that image by searching google for "world's smallest violin".

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 21 May 2004 22:05 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.speakeasy.net/~gtang/images/QANews.jpg

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 21 May 2004 22:08 (twenty-one years ago)

:-)

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 21 May 2004 22:20 (twenty-one years ago)

i don't know that i'll sleep tonight.

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Friday, 21 May 2004 22:43 (twenty-one years ago)

ilx was terrible today.

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Friday, 21 May 2004 23:10 (twenty-one years ago)

but i only logged on to insult people, and it still has plenty of good days, so there probably are some good reasons to stay. although it would probably be good to quit.

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Friday, 21 May 2004 23:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't wait until Jon comes back better than ever. It will be so hilarious.

― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Friday, 21 May 2004 23:13 (twenty-one years ago)

&9234;

― Leeefuse 73 (Leee), Friday, 21 May 2004 23:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Dammit, I meant, &9824;

― Leeefuse 73 (Leee), Friday, 21 May 2004 23:17 (twenty-one years ago)

♠

― , Saturday, 22 May 2004 03:22 (twenty-one years ago)

(I really should have stopped posting altogether after the Voltron breasts thing.)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 22 May 2004 15:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Laughed myself silly over that stupid smallest violin thing. You get the feeling that guy will never be satisfied, he'll always have to make a smaller one. Kindof like ilxors who can't seem to quit.

― Bimble (bimble), Saturday, 22 May 2004 15:57 (twenty-one years ago)

never ever believe someone who says they'll quit. my third year here and I've never said that b/c I hate being a liar.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Saturday, 22 May 2004 16:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey, Be sure to Loop, Loop, etc. I like the icons in your email addy. How do you do that?

I was wondering that myself, so I did View Source and found out that they are entities with numbers in them, so to get the heart type & # 9829; missing out the spaces of course.

They are the best thing Jon brought to ilx. They may even be the only good thing he brought, who knows?

― MarkH (MarkH), Saturday, 22 May 2004 16:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Surely people were doing them before, Jon, yes?

― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Saturday, 22 May 2004 16:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Lemme try that out real quick: ♥

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 22 May 2004 17:07 (twenty-one years ago)

well holy hell

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 22 May 2004 17:07 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread is now good for something!

― Barima (Barima), Saturday, 22 May 2004 17:28 (twenty-one years ago)

♫

♪

♭

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 22 May 2004 17:42 (twenty-one years ago)

&##9824

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 22 May 2004 17:43 (twenty-one years ago)

♠

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 22 May 2004 17:43 (twenty-one years ago)

◤

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 22 May 2004 17:44 (twenty-one years ago)

FUN!

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 22 May 2004 17:44 (twenty-one years ago)

◤ ◥ ◦ ◧ ◨ ◩ ◪ ◫ ◬ ◭

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 22 May 2004 17:47 (twenty-one years ago)

&##9824

USE LESS HASH PLEASE.

― MarkH (MarkH), Saturday, 22 May 2004 17:48 (twenty-one years ago)

◤ ◦ ◥

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 22 May 2004 17:49 (twenty-one years ago)

â—¤ â—¥ â—¦ â—§ â—¨ â—© â—ª â—« â—¬ â—
â™
â™«
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â™
â™¥

― de, Saturday, 22 May 2004 17:50 (twenty-one years ago)

▁▂▃▄▅▆▇█▉▊▋▌▍▎▏

― zappi (joni), Saturday, 22 May 2004 18:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Fun with HTML ASCII codes.

― martin m. (mushrush), Saturday, 22 May 2004 18:12 (twenty-one years ago)

This is thrilling!

Œ Ž þ µ ¶ ß

― Skottie, Saturday, 22 May 2004 18:24 (twenty-one years ago)

þ rose þ

― MarkH (MarkH), Saturday, 22 May 2004 18:30 (twenty-one years ago)

...did you see what I did there?

― MarkH (MarkH), Saturday, 22 May 2004 18:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow, we really don't have much to do in our lives, do we? Ha ha.

― Bimble (bimble), Saturday, 22 May 2004 18:34 (twenty-one years ago)

%99

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Saturday, 22 May 2004 18:36 (twenty-one years ago)

DOH!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Saturday, 22 May 2004 18:36 (twenty-one years ago)

that is μ (sic) to my ears.

― MarkH (MarkH), Saturday, 22 May 2004 18:37 (twenty-one years ago)

...did you see what I did there?

Haha, "Every Rose Has Its Thorn[s]"?

― OleM (OleM), Saturday, 22 May 2004 19:04 (twenty-one years ago)

♥

― chaki_burger (chaki), Sunday, 23 May 2004 18:48 (twenty-one years ago)

http://fluff.free.fr/dessins%20en%20vrac%20(paint,%20peinture,%20aquarelle,%20marqueur,%20morve%20de%20chamois%20etc)/colors/galactus.png

― Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Sunday, 23 May 2004 18:58 (twenty-one years ago)

― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Sunday, 23 May 2004 19:23 (twenty-one years ago)

more promise-keeping please

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Sunday, 23 May 2004 19:24 (twenty-one years ago)

STFU LAMERZ

― Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Sunday, 23 May 2004 20:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Gee that lasted a whole 2 days!

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 24 May 2004 01:15 (twenty-one years ago)

special characters

jon in being smart enough to google webmonkey shockah

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Monday, 24 May 2004 01:20 (twenty-one years ago)

just because I'm an asshole doesn't mean I'm stupid!!!!

― Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Monday, 24 May 2004 04:51 (twenty-one years ago)

ilxors in taking jon waywaywaywayayway too seriously nonshocker yaddayadda.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 24 May 2004 04:54 (twenty-one years ago)

"just because I'm an asshole doesn't mean I'm stupid!!!!"

yeah, but let's not preclude the possiblity.

― ARL (Adrian Langston), Monday, 24 May 2004 07:01 (twenty-one years ago)

one also need not take jon seriously to find him boring.

― ARL (Adrian Langston), Monday, 24 May 2004 07:02 (twenty-one years ago)

but hey, good times!

― ARL (Adrian Langston), Monday, 24 May 2004 07:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Adrian, you're just jealous of the BOOTY I got!

― Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Monday, 24 May 2004 11:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Everyone is, I think.

― Mr Mime (Andrew Thames), Monday, 24 May 2004 11:21 (twenty-one years ago)

hey. the 8th character from the left in Loop-"Jon_Williams"-Loop's email, or 4 characters from the right, is a symbol of the planet Rahu. or north node of the moon. where did you find that, i don't think he'd like bein used that way. it's impressive

― Vic (Vic), Monday, 24 May 2004 11:25 (twenty-one years ago)

which booty, jon? the 14-year old girl you deflowered? or "cold fish" anna? (don't get me wrong, u my dogg girl!!! we will make sandwiches)

― ARL (Adrian Langston), Monday, 24 May 2004 11:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought it was an Omega.

Adrian, go back to bed, what are you doing up so early?

― Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Monday, 24 May 2004 11:28 (twenty-one years ago)

isn't that just an "ohm" sign, ie the standard symbol for resistance in an electrical circuit?

jon do u dig Netochka Nezvanova/antiorp/=cw4t7abs?

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 24 May 2004 11:29 (twenty-one years ago)

WATCHING U LIKE SAM THE EAGLE

― ARL (Adrian Langston), Monday, 24 May 2004 11:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Pashmina, yea Ohm is Omega. And I don't know if I do dig that.

Anna owes me $20, Adrian. :(

― Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Monday, 24 May 2004 11:31 (twenty-one years ago)

it could just be an ohm i guess, but it looks very close to being the glyph for the north node / "dragon's head." is there a corresponding figure that looks exactly the same but turned upside down, looping downwards instead of upwards ? if so that's the glyph for the south node / the "dragon's tail." but of course this may just be a different set of characters

― Vic (Vic), Monday, 24 May 2004 11:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I think I originally generated it by typing Ω.

― Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Monday, 24 May 2004 11:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Yep.

― Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Monday, 24 May 2004 11:36 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.god-emil.dk/=cw4t7abs/punkt-||_protokol/n=r*np(1-np)5.hTmL

http://www.m9ndfukc.org/korporat/

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 24 May 2004 11:38 (twenty-one years ago)

uh oh, there goes the rogaine supply!!

dude, alana is at her place RIGHT NOW. I am so jealous and mad, bcz I never get to talk to alana AT ALL anymore. sigh. i want to get pumas to match theirs and then me and alana and jimmy and anna will be like POWER RANGERS. power rangers that look like homeless jews who beat off to discarded copies of "cat fancy".

...yeah, i guess i need to go back to sleep

― ARL (Adrian Langston), Monday, 24 May 2004 11:39 (twenty-one years ago)

jon, which sunburned hand of man cd is best to start with?

― gareth (gareth), Monday, 24 May 2004 11:39 (twenty-one years ago)

(For a while it looked like Alana was coming to Ian's party! I really wanted to meet her.)

Gareth, I don't listen to that shit!

― Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Monday, 24 May 2004 11:43 (twenty-one years ago)

i toyed with the idea of going to barcelona with her, but my pocketbook is a vacuum. maybe i can still meet her if i roadtrip with jimmers this summer - if we partied it would be like SMASHING ATOMS!

― ARL (Adrian Langston), Monday, 24 May 2004 11:51 (twenty-one years ago)

zappi, that sequence (¨x¨y¨z¨{¨|¨}¨~¨€¨?¨‚¨ƒ¨„¨…¨†¨‡ ) is my favorite thing on ilx ever. mind if i steal it for a new username?

― Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 14:59 (twenty-one years ago)

well, that didn't work too right.

― Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 14:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Do you know what it is?

― Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 15:00 (twenty-one years ago)

its a shame jon had to leave ilx, i had some questions about lightning bolt:(

― gareth (gareth), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 16:41 (twenty-one years ago)

he's still here! gareth I admire you for your open-mindedness (I think I said so on another thread).

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 16:41 (twenty-one years ago)

WOLF EYES RULES

― Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 16:42 (twenty-one years ago)

It's a trick question, there's only one sunburned hand of the man CD!!!

― zaxxon25 (zaxxon25), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 21:13 (twenty-one years ago)

good sunburned hand stuff: Jaybird, Magnetic Drugs, Headdress, Trickle Down Theory of God Knows What, and Rare Wood is supposed to be good as well, but I haven't heard it.

I saw Royal Trux "Twin Infinitives" for $6 the other day, and Ghost "Snuff Box Immanance" for $7; which should I get? Both? I'm poor.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 23:09 (twenty-one years ago)

haha I revived the royal trux thread yesterday Ian.

If you have to get, as in buy a record from sunburned then I think 'rare wood' is the only one that's available in the UK.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 09:01 (twenty-one years ago)

two months pass...

mmhmmmm

― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 23:30 (twenty-one years ago)

nine months pass...

― Ian John50n (orion), Friday, 3 June 2005 23:52 (twenty years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v201/sevenxviii/thxbff.bmp

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 4 June 2005 00:27 (twenty years ago)

five months pass...

brb

― caramel voltaire (FE7), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 03:20 (nineteen years ago)

k bye

― Jdubz (ex machina), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 03:34 (nineteen years ago)

lates

― giboyeux (skowly), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 03:46 (nineteen years ago)

peace

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 04:13 (nineteen years ago)

au revoir

― lyra (lyra), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 04:56 (nineteen years ago)

adieu

― john p. irrelevant (electricsound), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 04:58 (nineteen years ago)

seeya

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 05:03 (nineteen years ago)

dont let the door hit you

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 05:42 (nineteen years ago)

Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 05:51 (nineteen years ago)

byebye fezzie!

― tehresa (tehresa), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 06:02 (nineteen years ago)

later, darth vader

― howell huser (chaki), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 06:36 (nineteen years ago)

two years pass...

Ok, tomorrow is my last day at this job and my last day as a regular ilx poster. Wish me luck!

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 8 May 2008 18:48 (seventeen years ago)

well shit

― AJ Styles, Thursday, 8 May 2008 18:49 (seventeen years ago)

I don't believe you.

― kenan, Thursday, 8 May 2008 18:52 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.doesthisblogmakemybuttlookbig.com/wp-content/uploads/sockpuppet.gif

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 8 May 2008 18:54 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.smoe.org/woj/chester_01.jpg

― AJ Styles, Thursday, 8 May 2008 18:55 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.southerntheater.org/2007-08_images/2008_03_beyond_ballroom_dance.jpg

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 9 May 2008 16:03 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.bloggerheads.com/images/4007_12_hawkgoodbye.jpg

― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 May 2008 16:31 (seventeen years ago)

Jobs come. Jobs go. ILX endureth.

― Aimless, Friday, 9 May 2008 16:57 (seventeen years ago)

^total truth bomb

― wanko ergo sum, Friday, 9 May 2008 17:08 (seventeen years ago)

IM DURNK

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 9 May 2008 18:55 (seventeen years ago)

dude you're gonna miss your own trial by chaki

― AJ Styles, Friday, 9 May 2008 19:03 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.morticom.com/celebritydeathmussolini10.jpg

― sexyDancer, Friday, 9 May 2008 19:10 (seventeen years ago)

i know from experience i can't do this at all. i mean, quit ilx. so i usually say:"hmm, i'll quit posting during working hrs" or some lame shit like that. not even that works.

― stevienixed, Friday, 9 May 2008 19:26 (seventeen years ago)

http://planetquo.net/Big%20Brother/prisoner02.jpg

― sexyDancer, Friday, 9 May 2008 19:43 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.slashfilm.com/wp/wp-content/images/pike1.jpg

― AJ Styles, Friday, 9 May 2008 19:46 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.snowcrest.net/fox/loganpics/movie/more3/carousel23.jpg

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 9 May 2008 19:47 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b17QxOLI2MQ

― sexyDancer, Friday, 9 May 2008 19:54 (seventeen years ago)

i'm quitting~

― omar little, Friday, 9 May 2008 19:56 (seventeen years ago)

Getting all cowboyed out before you get fired, eh?

― Abbott, Friday, 9 May 2008 19:58 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.cah.utexas.edu/exhibits/WinedaleStory/images/blue6/quilting_large.jpg

― stevienixed, Friday, 9 May 2008 19:59 (seventeen years ago)

Left to right: Jon, Ethan, Gear, Jess and Tombot

― stevienixed, Friday, 9 May 2008 19:59 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.creativescreenwriting.com/csdaily/csdart/images/2005-08-Aug/Truman%20Show%20SE%20-%20The%20End%20of%20the%20World%20(350w).jpg
http://www.culturesnob.com/images/entries/truman.jpg

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 9 May 2008 21:02 (seventeen years ago)

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― chaki, Friday, 9 May 2008 21:04 (seventeen years ago)

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/3361253.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=5C1929E78F851DD289D62B4501E090BCA55A1E4F32AD3138

― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 9 May 2008 21:06 (seventeen years ago)

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/3375151.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=89B856506CE54654461AFEF0F0E10591A55A1E4F32AD3138

― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 9 May 2008 21:07 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.klf.de/images/wallpapers/Bill_&_Jimmy_Guitars.jpg

woo woo

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 9 May 2008 21:16 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.thesimpledollar.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/parachute2008.jpg

― sexyDancer, Friday, 9 May 2008 21:20 (seventeen years ago)

five months pass...

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y109/fez_/i_will_be_back.jpg

― ☪, Friday, 17 October 2008 15:58 (sixteen years ago)

Toodle-pip.

― no amount of cajolery (Ned Trifle II), Friday, 17 October 2008 16:00 (sixteen years ago)

four years pass...

This the my last day on ILM. This poll reveals just how much shitiness in musical taste permeates this fine upper-crust of musical pros. And it's not just these judgments; in 10 years of reading and posting, only a handful of meaningful discussions have helped me discover new music and reveal new understandings. You experts are just as unsophisticated the pablum devouring public, and my early respect for many contributors to this site has been beaten down under the girth of far too much asshole flesh. Good fucking riddance.

― suspecterrain, Thursday, May 2, 2013 12:07 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― mookieproof, Thursday, 2 May 2013 17:38 (twelve years ago)

first post by suspecterrain i've ever seen

― Mordy, Thursday, 2 May 2013 17:39 (twelve years ago)

'pablum' is such a suspecterrai kind of word

― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Thursday, 2 May 2013 17:40 (twelve years ago)

the pablum devouring public

― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Thursday, 2 May 2013 17:40 (twelve years ago)

the 'sheeple' of creative writing majors from nebraska

― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Thursday, 2 May 2013 17:40 (twelve years ago)

Mordy, there was a lengthy, um, discussion here:

defend the indefensible: Hall and Oates

― Flat Of NAGLs (sleeve), Thursday, 2 May 2013 17:41 (twelve years ago)

pablum devouring public

gifted phrase maker. it rolls off the tongue like peas off a knife.

― Aimless, Thursday, 2 May 2013 17:43 (twelve years ago)

can't believe he was angry about the level of taste displayed on a fucking hall and oates thread

― Mordy, Thursday, 2 May 2013 17:43 (twelve years ago)

I've been off the road for so long I started gettin all involved in y'all's writings and ways of life. It's been a good haul everyone and I wish y'all the best but this place just ain't for me. I think your all cool and everything but the road calls.
― suspecterrain

― buzza, Thursday, 2 May 2013 17:44 (twelve years ago)

buzza u should visit the new shtick thread

― Mordy, Thursday, 2 May 2013 17:45 (twelve years ago)

pablo devouring pueblo

http://thumbs.ifood.tv/files/imagecache/600x500/the_three_kitcheneers_love_mi_pueblo_mexican_restaurant_0.jpg

― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Thursday, 2 May 2013 17:46 (twelve years ago)

wtf we cant lose suspecterrain, not now

― the norman wisdom of gaffers (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 May 2013 17:47 (twelve years ago)

Fine upper crust of musical bros

― just dude intonation (wins), Thursday, 2 May 2013 17:47 (twelve years ago)

Isn't "Asshole Flesh" a Cannibal Corpse b-side?

― Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Thursday, 2 May 2013 17:48 (twelve years ago)

fwiw the music threads i frequent on ilm are still the best discussions about music that i've seen on the interwebz.

― Mordy, Thursday, 2 May 2013 17:49 (twelve years ago)

i could be off, but by the tone of the discussions on here, this is what I imagine this "fine upper crust of musical bros" to look like:

http://i.imgur.com/54Tfxok.jpg

― Poliopolice, Thursday, 2 May 2013 17:54 (twelve years ago)

pretty sure that's the whole sandwich

― da croupier, Thursday, 2 May 2013 17:55 (twelve years ago)

The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed desperation.

― Mordy, Thursday, 2 May 2013 17:55 (twelve years ago)

Good SEX music.....What do you listen to when you do it?

― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Thursday, 2 May 2013 17:59 (twelve years ago)

keep meaning to do this

― the late great, Thursday, 2 May 2013 18:18 (twelve years ago)

fwiw the music threads i frequent on ilm are still the best discussions about music that i've seen on the interwebz.

agreed.

― mark e, Thursday, 2 May 2013 18:23 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20t4gBf_1d4

― Blue Yodel No. 9 Dream (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 2 May 2013 18:24 (twelve years ago)

the girth of far too much asshole flesh

― ampersand cooper black (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 2 May 2013 18:25 (twelve years ago)

here's a hint: if you weigh a pound more than jon, you are.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, May 21, 2004 4:23 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol fuckin' scalpel zing right there

― Moron Tabernacle Chior (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 2 May 2013 18:33 (twelve years ago)

Pop music in itself is not dis-satisfying, but i tend to feel that it best serves children, the infirm, and neophytes.

― suspecterrain, Saturday, March 30, 2013 7:33 PM (1 month ago)

he found himself mucked in plebes ;_;

― controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Thursday, 2 May 2013 18:41 (twelve years ago)

he seemed like a deadpan joke to me for awhile, esp on the hall & oates thread.

― Moron Tabernacle Chior (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 2 May 2013 18:44 (twelve years ago)

that whole inane 'lol new boarad description!!' thing was lamentable but it is categorically certain that

Pop music in itself is not dis-satisfying, but i tend to feel that it best serves children, the infirm, and neophytes.

should be the nbd for ilm

― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Thursday, 2 May 2013 18:47 (twelve years ago)

i could be off, but by the tone of the discussions on here, this is what I imagine this "fine upper crust of musical bros" to look like:

http://i.imgur.com/54Tfxok.jpg

― Poliopolice, Thursday, May 2, 2013 1:54 PM (50 minutes ago)

pretty sure that's the whole sandwich

― da croupier, Thursday, May 2, 2013 1:55 PM (50 minutes ago)

Guys enough with the Perpetua jokes, it's cruel.

― The last of the famous international Greyjoys (Nicole), Thursday, 2 May 2013 18:47 (twelve years ago)

to say nothing of fat dude jokes, but w/e

― controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Thursday, 2 May 2013 18:49 (twelve years ago)

not a fat dude joke. it's a character archetype. He behaves like this guy.

http://i.imgur.com/8Nua7B6.jpg

― Poliopolice, Thursday, 2 May 2013 19:04 (twelve years ago)

http://cdn.overclock.net/4/47/47e8dbce_Point_over_your_head1.jpeg

― Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Thursday, 2 May 2013 19:05 (twelve years ago)

not a fat dude joke. it's a character archetype.

now this form could be useful

― the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 2 May 2013 19:05 (twelve years ago)

http://www.tipivillageretreat.com/images/joseph-chief.jpg

― Blue Yodel No. 9 Dream (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 2 May 2013 19:05 (twelve years ago)

fwiw the music threads i frequent on ilm are still the best discussions about music that i've seen on the interwebz.

agreed.

― mark e, Thursday, May 2, 2013 1:23 PM (42 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is def true of the best threads i've read here.

― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Thursday, 2 May 2013 19:07 (twelve years ago)

You experts are just as unsophisticated the pablum devouring public

― christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 2 May 2013 19:15 (twelve years ago)

Avoid the big pile-on threads where everybody has an epinion and the same old feuds break out. Sticking to niche threads is key to extended ilx longevity.

--Satchel_Paige

― Blue Yodel No. 9 Dream (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 2 May 2013 19:16 (twelve years ago)

the girth of far too much asshole flesh.

― am0n, Thursday, 2 May 2013 19:16 (twelve years ago)

prolapse.jpg

― am0n, Thursday, 2 May 2013 19:17 (twelve years ago)

the girth

― ḉrut (crüt), Thursday, 2 May 2013 19:17 (twelve years ago)

of far too much

― ḉrut (crüt), Thursday, 2 May 2013 19:18 (twelve years ago)

asshole flesh

― ḉrut (crüt), Thursday, 2 May 2013 19:18 (twelve years ago)

the goatse of far too much you know what, no, I'm not going there

― Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Thursday, 2 May 2013 19:18 (twelve years ago)

the girth of far too much asshole flesh.

― am0n, Thursday, May 2, 2013 2:16 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

coincidentally this is my favorite black metal album

― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Thursday, 2 May 2013 19:21 (twelve years ago)

the girthy surfeit of butthole beef

― ampersand cooper black (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 2 May 2013 19:21 (twelve years ago)

i was trying to figure out who suspecterrain was originally (ten years!) and i think i figured it.

― christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 2 May 2013 19:27 (twelve years ago)

Shitting ilx forever over a butthole beef

― sheer tip (how's life), Thursday, 2 May 2013 19:31 (twelve years ago)

i was thinking about starting a thread called something like '5 frequently updated threads you frequent' but then i was like who gives a shit and didn't

― Mordy, Thursday, 2 May 2013 19:32 (twelve years ago)

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― the display names will fall like rain (Matt P), Thursday, 2 May 2013 19:33 (twelve years ago)

5 frequently updated by me threads about jews i frequent

― the display names will fall like rain (Matt P), Thursday, 2 May 2013 19:35 (twelve years ago)

suspectterrain: Wrong on hall & oates. Wrong for butt county commissioner

― P is for Poo Poo Doo Doo (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 2 May 2013 19:38 (twelve years ago)

you'd be surprised to learn i post on other threads too xp

― Mordy, Thursday, 2 May 2013 19:38 (twelve years ago)

i was trying to figure out who suspecterrain was originally (ten years!) and i think i figured it.

come on, spill

― far too much asshole flesh (DJP), Thursday, 2 May 2013 19:39 (twelve years ago)

the girth of far too much asshole flesh

^ one of my favourite mcdonalds campaigns

― dschinghis kraan (NickB), Thursday, 2 May 2013 19:41 (twelve years ago)

I'm... lovin' it?

― far too much asshole flesh (DJP), Thursday, 2 May 2013 19:41 (twelve years ago)

there was a poster named christoff who is a partial match on some cross-referencing, specifically "pablum" and "gary myrick" and certain head-butting tendencies, but keep in mind this was from two min of sleuthing.

― christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 2 May 2013 19:44 (twelve years ago)

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/3320136/enhance-super-troopers-o.gif

― christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 2 May 2013 19:44 (twelve years ago)

you'd be surprised to learn i post on other threads too xp

― Mordy, Thursday, May 2, 2013 12:38 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nah i know, just giving you shit. <3

― the display names will fall like rain (Matt P), Thursday, 2 May 2013 19:46 (twelve years ago)

he lurks for 10 years yet has never blinked during previous H&O thread revives?

― A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 2 May 2013 19:46 (twelve years ago)

pablum

― ampersand cooper black (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 2 May 2013 20:00 (twelve years ago)

not a fat dude joke. it's a character archetype. He behaves like this guy.

Oh, he behaves like that other fat guy? I see the confusion now.

― polyphonic, Thursday, 2 May 2013 20:36 (twelve years ago)

About 15 years ago i was talking to record-store owner (and complete failure) who recommended Isaak saying that "tastes change as you get older". I still find his whitebread version of pablum undigestable and probably won't until i reach my shuffleboard years.
I can see why lots of folks like him, i'm just not one of them. For that mellow, "adult" sound, I'll take Nicolai Dunger or Thomas Dybdahl.
― christoff, Wednesday, June 27, 2007 12:29 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Thomas Dybdahl -- The only thread
I know the kind folks at of ILM are busy with much loftier pursuits, but, not having a proper thread on this artist is a huge oversight. Apparently, this guy is "the man" in his homeland of Norway, could it be that Dybdahl so desperately wants to be part of the American scene that puts people off? Hell, even Allmusic has practically shunned him by including an incomplete discography/bio and only single review of his proper albums.
Starting from a strong pop foundation, Dybdahl weaves narratives into both the broody and effervescent stylings of americana and jazz. His side-project "The National Bank" even dips heavily into ectronica. So, where's the love?
― suspecterrain, Thursday, March 28, 2013 1:59 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― jaymc, Thursday, 2 May 2013 20:57 (twelve years ago)

jaymc you are a righteous dude. why are you wasting your time doxxing this chode

― polyphonic, Thursday, 2 May 2013 21:00 (twelve years ago)

Don't mean to go "BAG MEN" on christoff, but it's a good guess, I think...

― jaymc, Thursday, 2 May 2013 21:00 (twelve years ago)

record-store owner (and complete failure)

― treeship journey to aja (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 2 May 2013 21:01 (twelve years ago)

Doxxing Chodes - the jaymc story

― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 2 May 2013 21:01 (twelve years ago)

ＴＨＥＧＩＲＴＨＯＦＦＡＲＴＯＯＭＵＣＨＡＳＳＨＯＬＥＦＬＥＳＨ

― 乒乓, Thursday, 2 May 2013 21:03 (twelve years ago)

ｔｈｅｇｉｒｔｈｏｆｆａｒｔｏｏｍｕｃｈａｓｓｈｏｌｅｆｌｅｓｈ

― ampersand cooper black (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 2 May 2013 21:05 (twelve years ago)

that the girth of this too too asshole flesh would melt, thaw, and resolve itself into a dew

― controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Thursday, 2 May 2013 21:09 (twelve years ago)

A jew?

― OutdoorFish, Thursday, 2 May 2013 21:27 (twelve years ago)

gesundheit

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 2 May 2013 21:28 (twelve years ago)

Du bist immer so lieb, Vegemite?

― OutdoorFish, Thursday, 2 May 2013 21:32 (twelve years ago)

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― am0n, Thursday, 2 May 2013 21:55 (twelve years ago)

So pwetty

― OutdoorFish, Thursday, 2 May 2013 22:03 (twelve years ago)

thank you jaymc, I feel like a scientist who just got props from Stephen hawking

― christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 2 May 2013 22:37 (twelve years ago)

ok.

i've done my part (for once).

now you ilx f*ckers - time to fulfill your role and keep me entertained for the next few months.

how on earth am i expected to stay employed without ilx keeping the day interesting

--- truthbomb ... how many of you folks use ILX to make day in your job more interesting ...

― mark e, Thursday, 2 May 2013 22:51 (twelve years ago)

oooops ..
wrong thread ..

― mark e, Thursday, 2 May 2013 22:53 (twelve years ago)

how typical ..

― mark e, Thursday, 2 May 2013 22:53 (twelve years ago)

he will have claimed that the earlier match was somebody else's pablum

― the norman wisdom of gaffers (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 May 2013 23:19 (twelve years ago)

pablum hernandez

― treeship journey to aja (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 2 May 2013 23:20 (twelve years ago)

Pableum Hapa

― the norman wisdom of gaffers (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 May 2013 23:22 (twelve years ago)

So Pablum Picasso
was never called
....

― Blue Yodel No. 9 Dream (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 2 May 2013 23:26 (twelve years ago)

Not like HOOS

― Blue Yodel No. 9 Dream (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 2 May 2013 23:27 (twelve years ago)

99 pablums and a blecch ain't one

― christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 2 May 2013 23:34 (twelve years ago)

Bravo

― the norman wisdom of gaffers (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 May 2013 23:40 (twelve years ago)

i remember when i quit ilx forever

― clouds, Thursday, 2 May 2013 23:45 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wipPRxEXAPY

― Blue Yodel No. 9 Dream (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 3 May 2013 00:39 (twelve years ago)

In Russia, ILX quits you.

― something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Friday, 3 May 2013 01:58 (twelve years ago)

99 Luftpablums?

― Moodles, Friday, 3 May 2013 02:02 (twelve years ago)

Pablum Ribbon Beer

― Ppd. (weatheringdaleson), Friday, 3 May 2013 02:38 (twelve years ago)

http://blog.missesdressy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Peplum-Yes-or-No1.jpg

― Moron Tabernacle Chior (Jon Lewis), Friday, 3 May 2013 03:35 (twelve years ago)

http://static.europeupclose.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/San-Fermin3.jpg

― Blue Yodel No. 9 Dream (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 3 May 2013 03:37 (twelve years ago)

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