What's Yr Take on JON WILLIAMS?

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― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 03:20 (twenty-one years ago)

best thread ever.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 03:21 (twenty-one years ago)

wait til we get some EUROPEANS to post, Ian.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 03:22 (twenty-one years ago)

i started off hating jon and then i liked him for a little while and now i'm back to hating him again.

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 03:22 (twenty-one years ago)

oh yeah JON reminds me I forgot xenophobe! and homophobe!

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 03:23 (twenty-one years ago)

how long have you and jon been friends, ian?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 03:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Stence, go back to an interesting topic like mayo.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 03:25 (twenty-one years ago)

For about six years.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 03:26 (twenty-one years ago)

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 03:27 (twenty-one years ago)

alcoholic messiah

with a side of pill poppin record pushin megaphone-yellin debonaire

― matt, jon's e-stalker, Wednesday, 2 June 2004 03:28 (twenty-one years ago)

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 03:28 (twenty-one years ago)

this thread is funny

― the surface noise made by people (electricsound), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 03:28 (twenty-one years ago)

i think that mr. williams might actually LIKE it

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 03:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey where's Ian?

hehhe

― the surface noise made by people (electricsound), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 03:29 (twenty-one years ago)

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 03:30 (twenty-one years ago)

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0374900/0025.jpg

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 2 June 2004 03:30 (twenty-one years ago)

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 03:30 (twenty-one years ago)

am i the only one who finds it humorous that the gaelic word for MAYO is MAIGH EO?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 03:31 (twenty-one years ago)

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 03:32 (twenty-one years ago)

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 03:33 (twenty-one years ago)

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 03:34 (twenty-one years ago)

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 03:35 (twenty-one years ago)

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 03:36 (twenty-one years ago)

ok the Keanu thing is making me practically piss myself.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 2 June 2004 03:36 (twenty-one years ago)

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 03:37 (twenty-one years ago)

damn them!

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 03:39 (twenty-one years ago)

mayo dancers?!?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 03:40 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.funkyzilla.com/acatalog/Mayonnaise-pan-plush-hr.jpg

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 03:40 (twenty-one years ago)

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 03:40 (twenty-one years ago)

http://twoday.net/static/images/woelfin/sleep.jpg

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 03:41 (twenty-one years ago)

IS THiS JON?

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 03:41 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.kinuya.co.jp/public/season/ryouri/images/mayonnaise.jpg

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 03:41 (twenty-one years ago)

JON JAPANESE PEOPLE = BOReDOMS AND MAYO ON SUSHI!!!!

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 03:42 (twenty-one years ago)

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― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 03:43 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.fabiennechristenson.com/ffcolympia.jpg

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 03:43 (twenty-one years ago)

AMSTERDAM!!!!!

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 03:43 (twenty-one years ago)

omg rosemary that last image is HOTTTTT!

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 03:44 (twenty-one years ago)

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 03:45 (twenty-one years ago)

mayo vag!@!#!$@

― Ian Johnson (orion), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 03:45 (twenty-one years ago)

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 03:46 (twenty-one years ago)

guess which one is JAPANESE for mayo?

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 03:46 (twenty-one years ago)

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 03:47 (twenty-one years ago)

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 03:48 (twenty-one years ago)

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 03:49 (twenty-one years ago)

BIG PICTURE OF ZITTED TEEN AHOY!

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 03:50 (twenty-one years ago)

"Jon is someone who will mature and improve so much. He has good skills, and great potential. He will only get better in college. We’ll need to improve his strength and explosiveness, but he is already acquainted with the Brazilian style having played for a Brazilian coach earlier in his career."

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 03:51 (twenty-one years ago)

he is already acquainted with the Brazilian style

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 03:51 (twenty-one years ago)

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 03:52 (twenty-one years ago)

TURN YOUR HOME INTO A ROBOT

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 03:53 (twenty-one years ago)

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 03:54 (twenty-one years ago)

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 03:55 (twenty-one years ago)

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 03:56 (twenty-one years ago)

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 03:57 (twenty-one years ago)

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 03:58 (twenty-one years ago)

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 03:59 (twenty-one years ago)

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 04:00 (twenty-one years ago)

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 04:01 (twenty-one years ago)

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 04:02 (twenty-one years ago)

JON JAPANESE PEOPLE = BOReDOMS AND MAYO ON SUSHI!!!!

dude, that is not sushit!!!! It is okonomiyaki!!! impossible to eat without [japanese] mayo and bonito flake.

I <3 Jon Williams. I know that some of you don't but that's what makes the world go round.

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 04:05 (twenty-one years ago)

what the fuck dude, I never claimed to not be total gaijin stupid crazy person wagamama thread starter.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 04:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Jon has proven himself capable of handling many difficult tasks with accuracy and insight

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 04:14 (twenty-one years ago)

BRAZILIAN WAX MEEEEEEEEEE

― TRON FIGHTS FOR THE USERS (ex machina), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 04:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Jon is a man with a great imagination who is also an eloquent presenter. Jon is a man of many names, and Jahangir Kabir is just one of them. His other names (with their respective pronunciations) include Zone, Xzon, Z’n, XON, gH0n. His friends also lovingly call him “khatasher baccha.”

Jon is arguably the most handsome man in The Watson Brothers. The only person to ever argue, however, is Shakib bhai. Jon is not only good-looking—he is talented as well. He works on numerous levels, all of which are tied together rather strangely.

Jon is universally loved, and yet he refuses to meet the hundreds of girls who leave text messages on his cell phone. These messages usually read thus:

“Jon, U r Cute. Allah luvz U so 2 I luv.”

Sometimes they are accidentally signed “Tony,” but we haven’t figured out why just yet.

Because of his khatash-like good looks, it is surmised that Jon is well-endowed. His brother, Deer James, says that Jon’s screams in the song Obhinosshor express the primal urge to conquer that the Pithecanthropus felt when smiting the mighty mastodon with his carved flint tool. However, there is a differing school of thought which contends that Jon’s screams are the climactic shrieks of the Almighty Himself, exclaiming at the wonders of His creation through the most atavistic of all forms of communication—the orgiastic howl. The only defense that these people can offer for their argument is the fact that Jon masturbates only on the sixth of every month. His bollocks are so mighty that the effulgence needs a whole thirty days to build up, thereafter to shower upon all his fans like the fine mist from a waterfall, or maybe like spittle.

He has many different forms. He is seen as a celestial bull, a bird, a giant rising from the waters, the lord of plants, and as an embryo. He rarely is seen as a fully grown human.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 04:31 (twenty-one years ago)

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― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 04:34 (twenty-one years ago)

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― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 04:55 (twenty-one years ago)

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― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 04:59 (twenty-one years ago)

jon williams is a fascinating tale of a fantasy world that's perhaps too good to be true

― the surface noise made by people (electricsound), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 05:01 (twenty-one years ago)

jon williams is who i want to be when i grow up

omgwtf

― the surface noise made by people (electricsound), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 05:02 (twenty-one years ago)

jon williams is probably best remembered as the original guitarist in volcano suns

― Ian Johnson (orion), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 05:02 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.tv-scripte.de/buffy/scripts/6-21/04.jpg

"ian, why do they keep starting threads about us?"

"i dont know jon, i think its the Big Bad"

"you mean that wasn't warren?"

"you're confusing me, like that drummer girl, why won't she have sex with me?"

― charltonlido (gareth), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 05:14 (twenty-one years ago)

only Europeans and grad students like Buffy.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 05:17 (twenty-one years ago)

ha!

― amateur!st (amateurist), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 05:21 (twenty-one years ago)

'sides that guy on the right kinda looks like Ronan.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 05:25 (twenty-one years ago)

it's gareth and ronan! :-D

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 05:30 (twenty-one years ago)

No one tried hstencil's conundrum upthread.
I'm guessing 11.

x-post then who is warren?

― sgs (sgs), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 07:37 (twenty-one years ago)

i think that'd make me warren. i've known jon and ian since i was in 7th grade. plus, i am an overbearing fuck who hangs out with them and threatens them with violence and or possibly molestation.

― andrew l. r. (allocryptic), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 10:38 (twenty-one years ago)

bah. make that the 9th grade.

― andrew l. r. (allocryptic), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 10:39 (twenty-one years ago)

that guy looks nothing like me H "Chuck Norris" Stencil

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 12:22 (twenty-one years ago)

is this more accurate?

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 12:37 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.aaregistry.com/eimage/WhitmanMayo.gif

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 12:47 (twenty-one years ago)

no no, that's me, not Ronan.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 12:48 (twenty-one years ago)

actually, telling the truth this time, this is me:

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 12:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I think Jon Williams is scared, like all of us.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 12:51 (twenty-one years ago)

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 13:26 (twenty-one years ago)

He makes me laugh. I want his autograph.

― Crickets Dance On Tequila Booty (Barima), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 13:57 (twenty-one years ago)

why does h post so much now? It's freaking me out.

― bnw (bnw), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 14:13 (twenty-one years ago)

If you had to write about Australian soda ash M&A transactions, you'd be bored silly too.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 14:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, I used to think he was the most annoying ILXer. hstencil might be #1 now, though.

― mandee, Wednesday, 2 June 2004 14:17 (twenty-one years ago)

yea, well fuck you!

― cstencil (gareth), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 14:18 (twenty-one years ago)

;)

― charltonlido (gareth), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 14:19 (twenty-one years ago)

what did I ever do to you, mandee?

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 14:20 (twenty-one years ago)

wow, I feel really crappy now. Thanks a lot.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 14:21 (twenty-one years ago)

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― TRON FIGHTS FOR THE USERS (ex machina), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 14:25 (twenty-one years ago)

hstencil is the tits. we have enjoyed such activities as drinking, dancing, band-watching, dog-walking, record-shopping, and making fun of people at noise shows, and through it all he's only annoyed me like two or three times.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 14:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Wait, dog walking?

― TRON FIGHTS FOR THE USERS (ex machina), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 14:27 (twenty-one years ago)

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 14:27 (twenty-one years ago)

http://friends.bbb.ch/seemoo/pics/dance.gif

― TRON FIGHTS FOR THE USERS (ex machina), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 14:29 (twenty-one years ago)

this is how sad I am now:

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 14:29 (twenty-one years ago)

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 14:31 (twenty-one years ago)

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― TRON FIGHTS FOR THE USERS (ex machina), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 14:33 (twenty-one years ago)

yes, dog-walking. hstencil and i sometimes walk homeless/orphaned/abused dogs for a local animal shelter. we care!

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 14:36 (twenty-one years ago)

he hates microdogs though. i saw him pull a face at one once, to scare it. it was kind of like that face upthread.

― charltonlido (gareth), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 14:37 (twenty-one years ago)

what is a microdog? If you're saying I don't like small dogs, you haven't seen me out and about with BOOOOOOA THE BEST ITALIAN GREYHOUND IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 14:40 (twenty-one years ago)

i like h 2. Oh.

― bnw (bnw), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 14:46 (twenty-one years ago)

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 14:47 (twenty-one years ago)

You didn't do anything to me! I'm just being a bitch.

― mandee, Wednesday, 2 June 2004 14:51 (twenty-one years ago)

who needs a hug?

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 14:54 (twenty-one years ago)

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― HAMBURGER NEURON GROUP (ex machina), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 15:06 (twenty-one years ago)

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― HAMBURGER NEURON GROUP (ex machina), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 15:07 (twenty-one years ago)

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― HAMBURGER NEURON GROUP (ex machina), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 15:08 (twenty-one years ago)

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― HAMBURGER NEURON GROUP (ex machina), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 15:08 (twenty-one years ago)

my step-grandma is a big fan of the Snuggle bear. She would always oooh and ahhhh at the television whenever the commercial came on.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 15:09 (twenty-one years ago)

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― HAMBURGER NEURON GROUP (ex machina), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 15:14 (twenty-one years ago)

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― daria g (daria g), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 18:29 (twenty-one years ago)

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― hahahaha, y'know, funny (blueski), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 18:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Daria, what do you look like in real life?!?!?

― HAMBURGER NEURON GROUP (ex machina), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 18:34 (twenty-one years ago)

ha ha, when the pic is only half-way up the screen, you can imagine that guy's totally nude.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 20:42 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.mtv.com/onair/daria/images/index_daria.gif

it's funny 'cause it's true

― daria g (daria g), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 21:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Do not pander to the pandas and corny indie tacos.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 21:25 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.base58.com/ilx/darialovesilx.jpg

― prepared stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 21:27 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.base58.com/ilx/darialovesilx.jpg

― still prepared stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 21:28 (twenty-one years ago)

jon rulezzzzzzzzzzz

― chaki_burger (chaki), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 23:54 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.chax.net/gloomy2.gif

― duane, Thursday, 3 June 2004 00:07 (twenty-one years ago)

this is what i think of jon

http://i.myspace.com/35/01/1861053/9066364_l.JPG

― ARL (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 3 June 2004 00:14 (twenty-one years ago)

http://homdar.com/images/straightedge.jpg

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 3 June 2004 15:00 (twenty-one years ago)

mark p otm, btw

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 3 June 2004 15:00 (twenty-one years ago)

What the hell is that, ARL?!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 3 June 2004 15:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Mutant tampons? Or maybe that girl's turning into a giant crawdad?

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 3 June 2004 15:36 (twenty-one years ago)

latebloomer otm

― HAMBURGER NEURON GROUP (ex machina), Thursday, 3 June 2004 15:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm gonna have to agree w/Jon re: latebloomer's pic

― Morley Timmons (Donna Brown), Thursday, 3 June 2004 19:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Some girls dance with Jon Williams
Cus he gives them loads of attention
He only wants to get in with them
Waits until they're drunk and says hello
(Come here Ian!)

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 4 June 2004 16:53 (twenty-one years ago)

uhhhh?

― HAMBURGER NEURON GROUP (ex machina), Friday, 4 June 2004 16:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Last year, we had Outkast. In 2004, we have Jon Williams.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 14:07 (twenty-one years ago)

let the photoshopping begin!

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 14:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Ian Johnson = Andre 3000?????

Does posting threads about only one awesome noise dude = tokenism?

― HAMBURGER NEURON GROUP (ex machina), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 14:35 (twenty-one years ago)

More like tokingism.

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 14:44 (twenty-one years ago)

People who talk endlessly about weed

― HAMBURGER NEURON GROUP (ex machina), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 14:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I AM QUITTING ILX FOREVER

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 14:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I AM QUILTING "ILX FOREVER"

― HAMBURGER NEURON GROUP (ex machina), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 14:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Why would you kneel on the wet grass if you did not want to get your knees wet and you didnt have to kneel on the grass for any reason!???

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 14:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Because we want to! Because we want to!

― Billie_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 14:50 (twenty-one years ago)

[european] fucking faggot, innit? [/european]

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 14:52 (twenty-one years ago)

The other day, a girl asked me if I was from Rhode Island. How's that for assimilation?

-- @d@ml (nordiREF="mailto:ordicskilla@hotma">ordicskilla@hotmail.com), December 11th, 2003.

Put the gun down, it's not worth it, nobody really feels that way about you.

-- TOMBOT (howhorribl...), December 11th, 2003.

You are aware of how fucked-up people from Rhode Island talk, right?

-- Casuistry (chri...), December 11th, 2003.

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Monday, 14 June 2004 15:16 (twenty-one years ago)

People from Rhode Island are rad. I drank a pitcher of MGD at Louis' Diner with Jon this weekend. Then we went and pissed in a cemetary. Then we went to a Salvation Army where Jon bought a book entitled "The Encyclopaedia of Bad Taste" as well as a cheapo 1991-era skateboard and rode around on it while we listened to OOIOO and visited a vacant homeless waypoint and pissed on it.

― x Jeremy (Atila the Honeybun), Monday, 14 June 2004 15:29 (twenty-one years ago)

yea, dude that was fun!!!!!

― Jon in R'lyeh (ex machina), Monday, 14 June 2004 15:53 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.timnortonart.com/paintings/symbolic/angry-bear.jpg

― ARL (Adrian Langston), Monday, 14 June 2004 15:56 (twenty-one years ago)

my take on jon williams is that he's an idiotic wanker

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Monday, 14 June 2004 15:57 (twenty-one years ago)

THE WORLD WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE IF NOT ONLY WAS HE ELIMINATED, BUT IF EVERY CHROMOSOME SIMILAR TO HIS WAS HUNTED DOWN AND DESTROYED IN A MOLECULAR MICROCOSM OF THE HOLOCAUST

― ARL (Adrian Langston), Monday, 14 June 2004 15:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Jon Hatas Begone!

― x Jeremy (Atila the Honeybun), Monday, 14 June 2004 16:00 (twenty-one years ago)

That girl's eyes in the pic with the wtf shit coming out her mouth couldn't be any purdier.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 14 June 2004 16:05 (twenty-one years ago)

(pssy, it rhymes with clamp-on)

― ARL (Adrian Langston), Monday, 14 June 2004 16:07 (twenty-one years ago)

haha psst :(

maybe she left a tampon in for a long time and forgot about it and a rayon tree grew out of her vagina!!!!

― ARL (Adrian Langston), Monday, 14 June 2004 16:08 (twenty-one years ago)

At least Jon is funny with his stupidity.

Jon >>>> ARL

― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Monday, 14 June 2004 16:12 (twenty-one years ago)

"deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997"

― ARL (Adrian Langston), Monday, 14 June 2004 16:14 (twenty-one years ago)

ARL loves me.... sort of

― Jon in R'lyeh (ex machina), Monday, 14 June 2004 16:14 (twenty-one years ago)

"deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997"

― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Monday, 14 June 2004 16:15 (twenty-one years ago)

<marquee>"deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997"</marquee>

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 14 June 2004 16:16 (twenty-one years ago)

FUCK

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 14 June 2004 16:16 (twenty-one years ago)

dean doesn't understand how transcendent our bond is jon.

― ARL (Adrian Langston), Monday, 14 June 2004 16:17 (twenty-one years ago)

http://photos.friendster.com/photos/16/64/54661/4153920070069m.jpg

― Jon in R'lyeh (ex machina), Monday, 14 June 2004 16:18 (twenty-one years ago)

haha though man does it sting to get sonned by some fat old dude who's still jocking circa 2001-seanbaby "humor".

― ARL (Adrian Langston), Monday, 14 June 2004 16:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I love the posts where Jon looks back at the hyper lunacy he's just posted and is just, like, "uh?". Like, in the dating dilemmas thread, with the picture of Wonder Years boy. Classic.

― Gregory Henry (Gregory Henry), Monday, 14 June 2004 16:19 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost ooh you sonuvabitch

― ARL (Adrian Langston), Monday, 14 June 2004 16:19 (twenty-one years ago)

This a thread for whining about dating dilemas [DO NOT READ IF YOU HATE TITS]

think you confused "Better Off Dead" with the "Wonder Years"

― Jon in R'lyeh (ex machina), Monday, 14 June 2004 17:26 (twenty-one years ago)

haha i am "some fat old dude"

― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Monday, 14 June 2004 17:28 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.themelesswonder.com/oldskull001.jpg

― Jon in R'lyeh (ex machina), Monday, 14 June 2004 17:30 (twenty-one years ago)

"some fat old skull"

― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Monday, 14 June 2004 17:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Seriously though, I wish I was in Old Skull. They just want to eat pizza and hate Reagan.

― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Monday, 14 June 2004 17:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Ooops, yeah! The 'Trashy Women' book makes it kinda clearer. I really need to see that film actually.

― Gregory Henry (Gregory Henry), Monday, 14 June 2004 17:40 (twenty-one years ago)

three months pass...

he uses shampoo but not conditioner

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Monday, 11 October 2004 14:02 (twenty-one years ago)

LOVE!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v208/jcoombs/jonni.jpg

― Remy (x Jeremy), Monday, 11 October 2004 21:42 (twenty-one years ago)

ihttp://www.flyingomelette.com/oddities/sab/monchichi.gif

― why do old people and old users of ILX such bastardos (deangulberry), Monday, 11 October 2004 22:00 (twenty-one years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/kenjuggle/DCP_3341.jpg

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 11 October 2004 23:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Despite many claims to the contary, Jon Williams looks NOTHING like Ian Mackaye.

But, as others have done, if I had to put into picture-form what I thought of Jon Williams, it would have to be this....

http://www.disinfotainmenttoday.com/darenet/shining_weird.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 11 October 2004 23:43 (twenty-one years ago)

omg ken i forgot that

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 00:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Alex = did you capture that?

― Remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 00:40 (twenty-one years ago)

THIS DUDE IS WAY TOO HYPED UP
but damn he gets ASS

― brock (brock), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 01:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I hear he snuggles!

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 02:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I HEAR HE LIKES FIELD HOCKEY PLAYERS

― \(^o^)/ (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 15:59 (twenty-one years ago)

i prefer to field hockey players

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 16:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Is that photo up there the Mouldy Peaches in 20 years or what?

― Danger Whore (kate), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 07:42 (twenty-one years ago)

THERE WERE RUMORS

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 20:59 (twenty-one years ago)

PIXIES LYRICS?

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 21:09 (twenty-one years ago)

five months pass...

― Curious George (1/6 Scale Model) (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 7 April 2005 15:46 (twenty years ago)

cooler/ nicer than many of teh snobs here...

and so not a hipster

― Vic in LA, Thursday, 7 April 2005 16:08 (twenty years ago)

dude, not by LA standards certainly

― jw, Thursday, 7 April 2005 16:11 (twenty years ago)

"It puts the funny in the basket."

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 7 April 2005 16:18 (twenty years ago)

Elucidate, Vic.

― Leon WK (Ex Leon), Thursday, 7 April 2005 16:22 (twenty years ago)

He's a hipster by Computer Science standards, no doubt.

― David Svensson (deangulberry), Thursday, 7 April 2005 17:01 (twenty years ago)

Slashdot t-shirts are the new trucker hats.

― Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 7 April 2005 17:11 (twenty years ago)

How are "teh hipsters" different than "the hipsters?"

I thought Jon was hillarious, victimized, annoying, and then funny again, but slightly less edgey.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 7 April 2005 17:24 (twenty years ago)

Jon Williams gets along great with moms.

― Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 7 April 2005 17:26 (twenty years ago)

What about with Momus?

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 7 April 2005 17:28 (twenty years ago)

i ain't got time to be edgy!!! i have a life

― Alex in TCBY (ex machina), Thursday, 7 April 2005 17:29 (twenty years ago)

dude, you just get high and eat noodles. that isn't a life!

― Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 7 April 2005 17:30 (twenty years ago)

he has hacked his way into our hearts

― latebloomer: strawman knockdowner (latebloomer), Thursday, 7 April 2005 17:33 (twenty years ago)

who says "i wanna walk barefoot on the moss" ian or jon, on the ilx comp track?

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 7 April 2005 17:40 (twenty years ago)

I LOVE WALKING BAREFOOT ON THE MOSS.

― Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 7 April 2005 17:42 (twenty years ago)

he has hacked his way into our hearts

That's why his machete privileges have been revoked.

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 7 April 2005 17:43 (twenty years ago)

Who are What's Yr? And why are they taking on JON WILLIAMS?

― richard smoker, Thursday, 7 April 2005 18:08 (twenty years ago)

My mom likes Jon Williams!

― Remy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 7 April 2005 18:09 (twenty years ago)

mine too! i think phil's does also.

― Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 7 April 2005 18:10 (twenty years ago)

This was the last thread I read before i went to bed last night and I had a dream where I was sleeping at Jon Williams' Hotel. Jon, do you own hotels?

― stephen morris (stephen morris), Thursday, 7 April 2005 18:11 (twenty years ago)

w/ all that noise rock blasting 24/7 at the jon williams hotel, how could ANYONE sleep?!?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 7 April 2005 18:15 (twenty years ago)

opiates.

― Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 7 April 2005 18:16 (twenty years ago)

I remember there was a MONOLITH outside of the hotel and an eternal flame. The rest is sketchy.

― stephen morris (stephen morris), Thursday, 7 April 2005 18:17 (twenty years ago)

http://fusionanomaly.net/2001monolithtranscendence.jpg

― latebloomer: strawman knockdowner (latebloomer), Thursday, 7 April 2005 18:27 (twenty years ago)

wowzers! Phil's mom does love me guys!

― Alex in TCBY (ex machina), Thursday, 7 April 2005 20:18 (twenty years ago)

seven months pass...

Never been in a fight in his life.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

smart guy, funny, bumps shitty music, talks about computers too much

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

A bald, petulant only child who hates Empire Records. I'm keen on the fellow.

Robinson

― Robinson (Robinson), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

Ha!

― 'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

rene zellwegger as "big tit blonde slut" in early role

― detoxyDancer (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

Is that his reason for banning ppl from the Noize board? his baldness?

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

I suspect that at least 40% of ILX posters are in fact Jon Williams, hence the relentless mythologising.

I also suspect that he is an AI bought in to being by the ILX hivemind.

― chap who would dare to tell uninteresting celeb spotting stories (chap), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 23:52 (nineteen years ago)

i'm jon williams

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 01:32 (nineteen years ago)

is anybody else here jon williams?

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 01:33 (nineteen years ago)

http://broadbent.org/jim_broadbent/thumbnails/crying_game_davidson&rea.jpg

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 01:34 (nineteen years ago)

i am malcolm x

― oooOoOoOOoOoOOoOoOooo (dr g), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 01:38 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.rn-consult.de/transfer/spartacus.jpg

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 02:07 (nineteen years ago)

I'm not Jon Williams.

You only have my word for that.

― chap who would dare to tell uninteresting celeb spotting stories (chap), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 02:37 (nineteen years ago)

a true ilx hero

― jwfan, Wednesday, 30 November 2005 02:53 (nineteen years ago)

a god among men

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 04:04 (nineteen years ago)

he's a bro! in the metaphorical sense.

― turboalbino (haitch), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 04:20 (nineteen years ago)

i really went to town, on this thread.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 04:37 (nineteen years ago)

You went down on this thread!?! Oh, wait.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 05:02 (nineteen years ago)

you wish.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 05:03 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

Ian Johnson: JON WILLIAMS: YUPPIE OR HIPSTER?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 21:55 (eighteen years ago)

where's ian johnson these days? i miss saying hi <3 to him

― ken c, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 22:05 (eighteen years ago)

i heard he got really fat

― bell_labs, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 22:18 (eighteen years ago)

the after-effects of pregnancy can be tough

― latebloomer, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 22:30 (eighteen years ago)

I heard he deliberately doesn't take his meds while touring, and it makes for some sticky situations.

― Jon Lewis, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 22:35 (eighteen years ago)

I heard he was into field hockey players.

― milo z, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 22:49 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

lol anus amirite

― mitch and murray (special guest stars mark bronson), Wednesday, 17 September 2008 23:07 (seventeen years ago)

suna

― i've never been so insulated (Roberto Spiralli), Wednesday, 17 September 2008 23:12 (seventeen years ago)

Ian Johnson: JON WILLIAMS: YUPPIE OR HIPSTER?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, September 5, 2007 11:55 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^PRESCIENT SHIT RIGHT THERE

― mitch and murray (special guest stars mark bronson), Wednesday, 17 September 2008 23:13 (seventeen years ago)

prescient question from ian

― gr8080 (max), Wednesday, 17 September 2008 23:14 (seventeen years ago)

i already said that

― mitch and murray (special guest stars mark bronson), Wednesday, 17 September 2008 23:15 (seventeen years ago)

Yeah so

― gr8080 (max), Wednesday, 17 September 2008 23:18 (seventeen years ago)

YUPPIE AND HIPSTER

― conrad, Wednesday, 17 September 2008 23:20 (seventeen years ago)

so your moms

xpost

― mitch and murray (special guest stars mark bronson), Wednesday, 17 September 2008 23:21 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

great times on ilx

― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 6 July 2010 22:53 (fifteen years ago)

one year passes...

my freshly washed sheets smells like chainsmoking whore now
― he does guitar with his mouth lmao mint (ex machina), Sunday, February 6, 2005 5:22 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― dollar eye twinkling (admrl), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 04:40 (thirteen years ago)

Awwww

― dollar eye twinkling (admrl), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 04:40 (thirteen years ago)

that is awesome.

― Nathalie (stevienixed), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 08:01 (thirteen years ago)

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