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― jed_ (jed), Friday, 4 June 2004 19:30 (twenty-one years ago)

What does amour mean?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 4 June 2004 19:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Anyway, 30 minutes till the first kick out... will they be stupid enough to evict Kitten?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 4 June 2004 19:32 (twenty-one years ago)

"Its like the Latin languages, Italian, Spanish, Portuguese... nah, not French. That's j'adore."

"Oooh, I never knew that"

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 4 June 2004 19:33 (twenty-one years ago)

How does this eviction work - do the housemates have to pick or is it C4?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 4 June 2004 19:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Everything Federico said about Geordie women in last year's BB has come true...

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 4 June 2004 19:34 (twenty-one years ago)

jesus that episode has put me right off sex.

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 4 June 2004 19:44 (twenty-one years ago)

perhaps it stirred up bad memories

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 4 June 2004 19:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Did you have a bald electoclash homosexual copping an eyeful as well?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 4 June 2004 19:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I hope not but I hear with "THEM" you can never be sure.

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 4 June 2004 19:55 (twenty-one years ago)

you don't mean geordies.

― cozen (Cozen), Friday, 4 June 2004 19:59 (twenty-one years ago)

victor: "this is TV history... this is TV history!"

― cozen (Cozen), Friday, 4 June 2004 20:04 (twenty-one years ago)

"This is for all the aristocrats!"

Kitten Pinder's Big Brother stay: 28.05.04 - 04.05.04

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 4 June 2004 20:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I liked her.

― cozen (Cozen), Friday, 4 June 2004 20:10 (twenty-one years ago)

davina - your antipathy is showing, tuck it in.

― cozen (Cozen), Friday, 4 June 2004 20:16 (twenty-one years ago)

underwhelming.

― jed_ (jed), Friday, 4 June 2004 20:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Weird how Davina visibly warmed to Kitten over the course of that interview. I reckon she would probably have walked if she hadn't been evicted, but that squatter bit was fantastic - Kitten takes the bullet for the other housemates!

Do they get a new housemate now?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 4 June 2004 20:36 (twenty-one years ago)

:-(

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Saturday, 5 June 2004 07:11 (twenty-one years ago)

my reputation is saved. hurrah.

'reputation'. ha.

― g-kit (g-kit), Saturday, 5 June 2004 07:59 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm GLAD SHE WENT, stuff her, lets get on with the gameshow.

also i'm pretty certain michelle was taking the piss with the "l'amour" bit, you can tell if you grew up in the north east, there's a certain inflexion in the voice that's almost undetectable...

also i do feel a bit sorry for poor little stuart, i'm betting he's never met a girl like michelle before...

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Saturday, 5 June 2004 10:21 (twenty-one years ago)

omg! stuart is regretting this bigtime and who can blame him? as you said he probably hasn't met a girl like michelle before but they seem ill suited on every level. In addition to this Michelle seems like a bit of a mentalist and Stuart has regressed to the body language and speech capacities of a frightened 8 year old!

http://bigbrother.channel4.com/bigbrother/media/news/09/0130_fatalattraction_2.jpg

― jed_ (jed), Saturday, 5 June 2004 10:29 (twenty-one years ago)

stuart is either an idiot or a genius.

― don (don), Saturday, 5 June 2004 10:31 (twenty-one years ago)

she's quite a nice mentalist though.

― jed_ (jed), Saturday, 5 June 2004 10:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Michelle is awful... the way she was kissing him... yuk!!

― Charles Dexter (Holey), Saturday, 5 June 2004 11:15 (twenty-one years ago)

My interest in this has plummeted post-Kitten. I expect it'll perk up once a few more people have gone though, or if something really humiliating happens to Stuart and/or Victor.

― The Lex (The Lex), Saturday, 5 June 2004 12:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Kitten was the most tedious human being I've ever met.

Still, the middle class kids seemed to like her. Now you'll have to go back to sneering at the proles.

― noodle vague (noodle vague), Saturday, 5 June 2004 12:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Presumably that's cos she was a nice private-school middle-class girl from one of the middle-class bits of Yorkshire.

― caitlin (caitlin), Saturday, 5 June 2004 12:30 (twenty-one years ago)

You've met Kitten, noodle? When, in what circumstances?

― Patrick Kinghorn, Saturday, 5 June 2004 12:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Kitten is a SELL-OUT.

― Enrique (Enrique), Saturday, 5 June 2004 13:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Presumably that's cos she was a nice private-school middle-class girl from one of the middle-class bits of Yorkshire.

What, Hull?

― Charles Dexter (Holey), Saturday, 5 June 2004 16:41 (twenty-one years ago)

as a yorkshire man i can confirm that people from hull turn thgere noses up more than people from harrogate or york.

it's the old fishing industries - geezers went out onto the seas with risk of their lives and were paid very adequately for that risk. the consequence of that was well keps and slightly snobbish offspring.

― matthew james (matthew james), Saturday, 5 June 2004 16:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought she was from Beverley?

― caitlin (caitlin), Saturday, 5 June 2004 16:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Beverley's only a few miles outside... it's nicer, but still imbued with Hullness.

― Charles Dexter (Holey), Saturday, 5 June 2004 17:09 (twenty-one years ago)

dizzee rascal!!!!

― cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 5 June 2004 19:19 (twenty-one years ago)

fucking HULL!!!!

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Saturday, 5 June 2004 19:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, Kitten was allegedly born in Beverley. I don't know anybody in Hull who considers Beverley anything other than a foreign country.

I've not met K-10 other than via the telly. I consider my relationship to BB housemates close enough to describe that as met.

She was a monotone-voiced moron. Would a fan like to explain in what way she exceeded that estimate?

― noodle vague (noodle vague), Saturday, 5 June 2004 20:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Marco's onscreen vomiting = did we REALLY need to say that?

Stuart's overconfidence in his own intelligence is his downfall once again... ha ha.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Saturday, 5 June 2004 20:41 (twenty-one years ago)

There seems to be a freakishly large number of housemates with East Yorkshire connections this year - didn't Marco study in Hull or something?

(personally, I was all for the live vomiting)

― caitlin (caitlin), Saturday, 5 June 2004 20:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Beverley is posh Hull. I assume my friend from there who was a teen tennis champion and whose father was a licensing lawyer was typical.

Posh or poor, everyone I've ever met from Hull has been a total caner. I wonder which contestant is wishing the most for a nice big spliff?

― suzy (suzy), Saturday, 5 June 2004 20:56 (twenty-one years ago)

id say dan or possibly the transsexual one.

― jed_ (jed), Saturday, 5 June 2004 21:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Surely it would be Mr Roll Deep himself, Victor?

― suzy (suzy), Saturday, 5 June 2004 21:03 (twenty-one years ago)

5 quid says Victor is removed from the house before his time for being a psycho hose beast.

― noodle vague (noodle vague), Saturday, 5 June 2004 21:08 (twenty-one years ago)

And for those of you thinking that Kitten had 'principles' and was against The Sun and the rest of the Murdoch papers, here's her 'exclusive' interview in this week's News of the World.

Also: The "live" show goes out on a 15-minute delay to allow bosses to decide what cannot be broadcast and run footage from a different camera.

At the end of the first week we can reveal the other shock moments that ended up on the cutting room floor:

Hairdresser Daniel boasting he had been in a gay porn film while underage.

Vanessa telling housemates she had been sexually abused and that an ex-boyfriend was found murdered in a church.

Emma saying her last boyfriend was a drug-dealing pimp.

Shocking! A drug-dealing pimp!

― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Saturday, 5 June 2004 23:26 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/images/kit_02.jpg

!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please tell me this is Photoshopped!

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Saturday, 5 June 2004 23:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I've never seen anyone actually turn green before. I now feel a bit more fulfilled, thanks to Big Brother. :-)

― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Sunday, 6 June 2004 06:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Beverley is posh Hull

Beverley looks pretty pleasant, but is chock full of squaddies spoiling for a fight. It's like Colchester with deeper vowels. Oddly enough, I once got pissed with Clint Boon in Beverley. I had other reasons for being there, but that's how it wound up.

― Matt (Matt), Sunday, 6 June 2004 07:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I used to think the only reason Beverley existed was to give me somewhere different to get pissed in on a Saturday.

― noodle vague (noodle vague), Sunday, 6 June 2004 07:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Look, a whole town can't be called 'posh'. I mean, I'm from Cambridge, and, erm, I'm street: I quite frequently need to boil a kettle for a bath.

― Enrique (Enrique), Sunday, 6 June 2004 10:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Is it Cambridge or Oxford where the university appears to be some great joke on the inhabitants of the town: ie, the place consists of 20 council estates and a bunch of rich students?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 6 June 2004 10:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Sounds like Ormskirk. Student population = a third of us all. The drop in populace each summer is really noticable and we've more shit bar per square inch than we should have.

VICTOR MUST GO.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Sunday, 6 June 2004 10:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Probably Oxford: Oxford used to be a minor-medium industrial town. Cambridge is a high-tech industry town, so employs fewer people.

Victor is a legend!

― Enrique (Enrique), Sunday, 6 June 2004 10:38 (twenty-one years ago)

This also sounds a lot like St Andrews.

I still quite like Victor. Stuart is a cockfarmer and must go.

― ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 6 June 2004 10:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't know anybody in Hull who considers Beverley anything other than a foreign country.

Well I don't. Beverley is similar to Cottingham, Kirkella, West Hull. Where are you from - Bransholme? Orchard Park? Bilton Grange? ;)

― Charles Dexter (Holey), Sunday, 6 June 2004 10:45 (twenty-one years ago)

MARCO MUST GO!

Really, the man is such an unpleasant, rightwing, nasty little shitbag. I'm not one to advocate violence but he really deserves a good kicking.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 6 June 2004 13:15 (twenty-one years ago)

keeping track of the txts sent to C4 it would seem that:

most popular = dizzee, AAAAsshole Stu, gwyneth, Dan
also with fans = Ths Scream, emma, Boer-Amazon, Jock Strap
must go = dizzee, michelle, The Scream
no one gives a fuck about = trania 2, Ahmed

if michelle's up for eviction this week (quite possible), she'll definitely be next out I think. too many girls hatin' on her.

― zebedee (zebedee), Sunday, 6 June 2004 13:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought Victor's sanctioned nicknamed was Fifty Pence, not Dizzee?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 6 June 2004 14:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Why is it Dizzee anyway?

― Enrique (Enrique), Sunday, 6 June 2004 15:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Was it just me, or was one of the funniest things last night Emma's inability to read the word "intelligent" when the HMs were asked to rank themselves in order of it...? Saying "bagsy I'm 11" partially redeemed her, I suppose.

― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Sunday, 6 June 2004 15:05 (twenty-one years ago)

The Scream is the second post perfect nickname I have seen on this thread.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 6 June 2004 15:17 (twenty-one years ago)

who is the scream?

― cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 6 June 2004 16:08 (twenty-one years ago)

cozen, I assuming it be marco the thoroughly annoying.

― gizmo (gizmo), Sunday, 6 June 2004 17:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm slowly catching up (as much as you can when you can't watch it) - did Michelle really say "Have a squeeze of my bum"? Seriously? Or was it "Have a lick of my nipple"?

― Crickets Dance On Tequila Booty (Barima), Sunday, 6 June 2004 18:07 (twenty-one years ago)

"You can have a squeeze of this bap if you want."

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Sunday, 6 June 2004 18:12 (twenty-one years ago)

"You can have a squeeze of my bap too if you want."

which is even more confusing - was it another bap or another person squeezing the bap?

― jed_ (jed), Sunday, 6 June 2004 18:14 (twenty-one years ago)

(from Digital Spy)

Day 10, 20:04
By Bob Stone

Internet Big Brother fans got more than they bargained for today when the live feed from the house broadcast on RealOne Player was temporarily plugged into pre-show floor management rehearsals behind the scenes at Big Brother's Little Brother.

For over 20 minutes the feed showed floor managers planning out the camera moves necessary to follow Dermot around the live show.

The unintended broadcast will leave egg on the faces of production staff, whose joking and leering comments on female Big Brother contestants have now been leaked to the Internet.

At one stage, whilst watching a video monitor of live action from the house including Michelle changing, a male member of production staff is heard to say "Go on Michelle, get 'em out love, go on, ohhh - too late. Awww - OK so you'll give a bloke head on telly but you won't show us your nips. Fine. No puppies for Christmas."

The member of staff then suggests Michelle should have covered her face with her bikini instead of wearing it - "Cos she's got a face like a bulldog licking p*** off a thistle".

The last part of the leaked footage is when Dermot's arrived on set, and is bantering with the crew. "And then I went home and had some crisps", he says with a big mock-wink to camera, "You know what I'm talking about there - they weren't potatoes, let me put it that way!".

The feed then dissolves to adverts and when it returned the correct live feed footage was being broadcast. The RealOne Player live feed normally plays without TV adverts.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 6 June 2004 18:24 (twenty-one years ago)

So ... one or more of:

A. "You may squeeze my BAP as well as OTHER parts of my anatomy currently being or recently having been squeezed by yourself"

B. "You may squeeze MY bap in return for my current or recent squeezing of YOUR bap"

C. "YOU may, as OTHERS are currently doing or have recently done, squeeze my bap"

D. "You may SQUEEZE my bap in addition to OTHER actions which you are currently performing or have recently performed on said bap"

Just like "The Conversation", really.

― Neil Willett (Neil Willett), Sunday, 6 June 2004 18:30 (twenty-one years ago)

hahahahahaha!

also i have no idea what this could possible mean: they weren't potatoes, let me put it that way! - can someone enlighten me?

― jed_ (jed), Sunday, 6 June 2004 18:36 (twenty-one years ago)

They were balls.

― Crickets Dance On Tequila Booty (Barima), Sunday, 6 June 2004 18:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Wheat Crunchies?!

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Sunday, 6 June 2004 18:41 (twenty-one years ago)

49ers?

― jed_ (jed), Sunday, 6 June 2004 18:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Drugs, possibly Class A?

― suzy (suzy), Sunday, 6 June 2004 18:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Apparently he claimed he was "popping crisps", which means Suzy is probably right.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 6 June 2004 19:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Either that, or its a really wrong sex act.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 6 June 2004 19:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Crisps=Drugs?

I am so out of touch. And I thought Dermot was a nice Catholic boy...

― Enrique (Enrique), Sunday, 6 June 2004 19:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Popping communion wafers.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 6 June 2004 19:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I was thinking body of Christ, blood of Christ and now dandruff of Christ.

― suzy (suzy), Sunday, 6 June 2004 19:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Dermot is good, though, even if he is an obvious crack fiend. Better than weird Clapton-shagging MacCall.

― Enrique (Enrique), Sunday, 6 June 2004 19:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, she should really have stuck to being the doorgirl at Ormonds.

― suzy (suzy), Sunday, 6 June 2004 20:56 (twenty-one years ago)

maybe they were bootyflakes

― the surface noise for the sake of noise (electricsound), Sunday, 6 June 2004 23:59 (twenty-one years ago)

DAN MUST COME THIRD!

he is SO the dad, following his "look at this bludy mess, you stupid children" comments after the food fight, and as the dad is bound to ocme third.

VANESSA MUST GO!!

wingeing, crying, annoying person.

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Monday, 7 June 2004 08:59 (twenty-one years ago)

He is also walking around in a dressing gown, and sitting in the garden a lot. I empathise with this sort of behaviour to a rather alarming extent.

I like Vanessa. It'll be her, Michelle and Ahmed up this week, I think..

BB Prediction league, anyone?? Or should we just get on with our lives??

― hobart paving (hobart paving), Monday, 7 June 2004 09:02 (twenty-one years ago)

she is appalling, nearly as bad as the cringingly wet Shell, who is really getting on my nerves.

Michelle and Emma are grebt though

― chris (chris), Monday, 7 June 2004 09:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Why the hell does Vanessa keep crying? I mean, my (not entirely rational) hate for her is mighty, but it surely cannot be felt all the way through the telly screen.

― Ricardo (RickyT), Monday, 7 June 2004 09:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Cabbage you are a mentalist, Emma and Michelle are the two most annoying people in the house, especially Emma's "oooh, I'm really thick, me" routine during the task.

Is it true that last night all hell broke loose after one of the female housemates walked in on one of the blokes taking a dump?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 7 June 2004 09:06 (twenty-one years ago)

michelle = FORCE OF NATURE

stuart is, in at least a metaphorical sense, screwed there, there is NO ESCAPE from her, until one of them gets evicted anyway...

as ricardo says, what is wrong with vanessa??? that whole breaking down when kitten left, you think she'd be glad to see the back of her...

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Monday, 7 June 2004 09:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, Stuart is going to end up locking himself in the diary room at this rate. She will not be denied.

― Ricardo (RickyT), Monday, 7 June 2004 09:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Matt, Emma = dsylexic, which may account for her poor reading, but she's lovely, as I said upthread, she reminds me of loads of people I used to hang around with

― chris (chris), Monday, 7 June 2004 09:14 (twenty-one years ago)

It had nothing to do with her reading, more the "I'm the stupidest housemate! Make me Number 11!" squawking throughout the start of the task. Not as much as Stuart's ridiculous obsession in his own intellectualism, however.

I really enjoyed seeing them all suffer on that roundabout.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 7 June 2004 09:17 (twenty-one years ago)

http://bigbrother.digitalspy.co.uk/article/ds6324.html

about twenty past eleven, emma walks into victor in the toilet...

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Monday, 7 June 2004 09:17 (twenty-one years ago)

awww bless

― chris (chris), Monday, 7 June 2004 09:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Emma is loathable because Just Too Thick. Vanessa is a really annoying 'madure' person and -- well, I will censor myself, but...

Michelle is cool.

― Enrique (Enrique), Monday, 7 June 2004 09:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Emma's gross and phlegmatic and she spits when speaking ('say it, don't spray it') and Michelle boils bunnies in her spare time. I actually felt sorry for Stuart being asked 'what are you thinking?' constantly because after about three asks the answer would have to be 'Run. Away. Now.'

Anyway it's obvious Vanessa makes Michelle insecure but then if your ambition is to be Page 3 then a blonde footballer/F1 shagger with vocabulary skills is really just there to intimidate someone like that. Vanessa will flirt with Stu just to wind Michelle up.

― suzy (suzy), Monday, 7 June 2004 09:27 (twenty-one years ago)

hating people for being dumb, classic or downright fascistic?

― chris (chris), Monday, 7 June 2004 09:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Celebrating people for being dumb, on the other hand...

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 7 June 2004 09:32 (twenty-one years ago)

We've so done the hating-thick-people thing.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 7 June 2004 09:34 (twenty-one years ago)

There's dumb and dumb -- I don't care if she's never read Stendhal (ier I haven't either), but, you know... I don't have to like anyone.

― Enrique (Enrique), Monday, 7 June 2004 09:34 (twenty-one years ago)

That was the first time i felt some sympathy for stuart too - he looked like he was trying to return to the womb the way he was curling up.

Dan telling them all off was terrific too - it was like something out of a Victoria Wood sketch.

x post X4

― jed_ (jed), Monday, 7 June 2004 09:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Mark, where did I celebrate her for being dumb? To me she seems genuinely likeable, and much like many old friends.

― chris (chris), Monday, 7 June 2004 09:42 (twenty-one years ago)

A blow-job don't come for free.

― Sir Stewart Wallace (Enrique), Monday, 7 June 2004 09:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Dan telling them all off was terrific too - it was like something out of a Victoria Wood sketch.

'Where's the lemon meringue?...Oh its ON YOUR BREASTS!'

suzy's right about the 'what are you thinking?' thing. I'm surprised he hasn't said something like 'I'm thinking I want YOU OUT OF MY MINDXARGHAHRHGHARHARHGHARH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

― hobart paving (hobart paving), Monday, 7 June 2004 09:50 (twenty-one years ago)

"Well, you can lick it off if you like" was, I believe, the reply.

Emma has gross personal habits and spits when she talks. Her lack of intelligence has nothing to do with her contribution to the fine art of oxygen thievery.

― suzy (suzy), Monday, 7 June 2004 09:54 (twenty-one years ago)

it wasn't aimed at you suzy, but at Enrique, who said he hated her for being dumb. Emma is the most genuine person in there.

― chris (chris), Monday, 7 June 2004 09:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh wtf -- what is 'genuine' for christ's sake? In this context? I don't mean thick as in GNVQ, but thick prety much as Suzy says. See also: Marco.

― Sir Stewart Wallace (Enrique), Monday, 7 June 2004 09:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, Emma GENUINELY has the attention span of a retarded goldfish. And seems damp and yeasty to boot.

I'm waiting for Michelle to start rumbles about Vanessa being 'threatened' by her.

― suzy (suzy), Monday, 7 June 2004 10:03 (twenty-one years ago)

"Well, you can lick it off if you like" was, I believe, the reply.

Oh sweet Jesus... Dastoor to thread.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 7 June 2004 10:03 (twenty-one years ago)

yeasty? hein?

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Monday, 7 June 2004 10:04 (twenty-one years ago)

i cannot understand why this thread hasn't gone

NADIA MUST GO

That cackle is killing it for me. All she bluddy does is cackle. And it's RIGHT through yer head like a bolt gun.

VICTOR TO WIN. it's time casual arrogance was rewarded more on telly ;-)

― Jaunty Alan (Alan), Monday, 7 June 2004 10:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeasty: when your pallid, flaccid folds harbour Ye Evil Thrush.

― suzy (suzy), Monday, 7 June 2004 10:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, Victor has won me over. Him or Daniel, says I.

― Sir Stewart Wallace (Enrique), Monday, 7 June 2004 10:09 (twenty-one years ago)

yeasty..

its a shakespearian insult - go here:

http://www.petelevin.com/shakespeare.htm

(not a great site, actually, as it makes you do all the work yourself. this one creates the insult, so you don't have to.)

― hobart paving (hobart paving), Monday, 7 June 2004 10:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I have missed so much of this. What has become of me? What is the origin of the bap squeezing line?

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 7 June 2004 13:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Emma will win, by the way.

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 7 June 2004 13:17 (twenty-one years ago)

http://bigbrother.channel4.com/bigbrother/

Okay, we have to have a moment for some of these story titles and captions. I'm particularly amused by "Ain't Nothin' Goin' On With The Gent" at the moment (and there's another story with a picture of Marco labelled "fruitful fancy"!!!!!!!).

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 7 June 2004 13:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Do you actually get Channel4 in Statesland, VengaDan?

― Sir Stewart Wallace (Enrique), Monday, 7 June 2004 13:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey, every saucepan has a lid!!!

― Sarah (starry), Monday, 7 June 2004 13:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Emma at 7/1 seems like stupid odds at the moment, definitely worth an each wayer.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 7 June 2004 13:24 (twenty-one years ago)

are they showing our big brother, in the USA? or are you watching it, online?

nick, stuart and michelle were in bed, snuggly, before maybe they had a kind of sex and they were touching, each other, and michelle said, something like, "'ere, chicken, you can 'ave a squeeze o' this bap, too, if you like." she meant him to squeeze her breast. I don't know which one or whether he did, really.

crossposts

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 7 June 2004 13:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Your search - "squeeze of this bap" - did not match any documents.

The internet is rubbish.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 7 June 2004 13:27 (twenty-one years ago)

nick, stuart and michelle were in bed, snuggly, before maybe they had a kind of sex

hey, Three's Not a Crowd foax!!!

― Sir Stewart Wallace (Enrique), Monday, 7 June 2004 13:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I think suzy is disgusting, btw.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 7 June 2004 13:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Do you actually get Channel4 in Statesland, VengaDan?

No. All of my BB coverage comes from the ILX BB threads and the Channel4 website (which is now FUCKING USELESS because they want you to pay to stream the fucking EXCERPT CLIPS, WTF? Eat my entire ass, fuckos).

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 7 June 2004 13:30 (twenty-one years ago)

you are either missing out. on some aspect, of the experience, or you are not.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 7 June 2004 13:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I am having my own special Big Brother experience. Right now I'm imagining that Kitten talks like Daffy Duck and Jason sounds like Treebeard.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 7 June 2004 13:33 (twenty-one years ago)

RJG, why do you think I'm disgusting?

― suzy (suzy), Monday, 7 June 2004 13:34 (twenty-one years ago)

At one stage, whilst watching a video monitor of live action from the house including Michelle changing, a male member of production staff is heard to say "Go on Michelle, get 'em out love, go on, ohhh - too late. Awww - OK so you'll give a bloke head on telly but you won't show us your nips. Fine. No puppies for Christmas."

This man sounds nice.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 7 June 2004 13:34 (twenty-one years ago)

That was a pretty gnarly description of a yeast infection, suzy. It almost made me not want to eat bread.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 7 June 2004 13:35 (twenty-one years ago)

the usual.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 7 June 2004 13:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Dan: SUCCESS! She does seem like one of those phlegmatic girls with bad personal hygiene who spends a whole winter with bronchitis. But up in our 'hood she'd be the girl with strep and impetigo every bloody year. Bleurgh.

RJG if you wanted not to be grossed out, what the fuck are you doing on a BB thread?

― suzy (suzy), Monday, 7 June 2004 13:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Enough of the character assasination, she doesn't seem like that at all, more like a normal working class girl from the North, oh, wait.....

― chris (chris), Monday, 7 June 2004 13:48 (twenty-one years ago)

it's okay; I wasn't grossed out.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 7 June 2004 13:50 (twenty-one years ago)

All of my BB coverage comes from the ILX BB threads and the Channel4 website

I just rely on the threads. It's like a dramatic narrative.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 7 June 2004 13:57 (twenty-one years ago)

The leaked BB piss-licking/crisp popping footage is apparently here: http://www.jonathans-diary.com/files/bb-june06.rm

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 7 June 2004 13:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Guess who's downloading that bad boy RIGHT NOW?

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 7 June 2004 14:00 (twenty-one years ago)

PERVERT (well done, etc.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 7 June 2004 14:00 (twenty-one years ago)

'piss-licking'? can i get a precis?

― Enrique (Enrique), Monday, 7 June 2004 14:08 (twenty-one years ago)

ha ha me too

― Jaunty Alan (Alan), Monday, 7 June 2004 14:09 (twenty-one years ago)

shell is a cross between kate bush, eleanour fiery furnace, and ??

― cozen (Cozen), Monday, 7 June 2004 20:24 (twenty-one years ago)

a piece of cheese

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 7 June 2004 20:33 (twenty-one years ago)

god what a horrible piece of tv that fight was

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 7 June 2004 20:36 (twenty-one years ago)

ronan!

I love emma so much right now.

― cozen (Cozen), Monday, 7 June 2004 20:36 (twenty-one years ago)

she kinda reminds me of my mum.

― cozen (Cozen), Monday, 7 June 2004 20:37 (twenty-one years ago)

TWEE!

― Crickets Dance On Tequila Booty (Barima), Monday, 7 June 2004 20:41 (twenty-one years ago)

that fight just depressed me a bit, like two people screaming at each other blindly.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 7 June 2004 20:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Worst fight ever?

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 7 June 2004 20:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Did one of them actually say "Don't try it" or am I imagining it?

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 7 June 2004 20:45 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, twee, mawkish, provincial, whatever.

― cozen (Cozen), Monday, 7 June 2004 20:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I heard Victor say "look, people were made to do any number of things, we have certain instincts and the instinct to fight is one of them. i have punched many people, more often than not as sport"

― Andrew L (Andrew L), Monday, 7 June 2004 20:50 (twenty-one years ago)

"yeah, emma, well tell me something good about scotland, yeah?"

― cozen (Cozen), Monday, 7 June 2004 20:51 (twenty-one years ago)

was he standing beside a large camel Andrew?

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 7 June 2004 20:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Someone slip Victor ILX's address when he gets out.

― Crickets Dance On Tequila Booty (Barima), Monday, 7 June 2004 20:52 (twenty-one years ago)

The C4 website is like porn story gold:

"The Slick man is back!" Victor exclaimed before singing to himself and putting the amorous Michelle off her stroke.

And as if that weren't frustrating enough, Daniel then entered the room to give everyone new batteries for their microphones. Then it was Jason's turn, unable to restrain himself.

Michelle finally admitted defeat and let Stuart get some sleep ... but you can bet it won't be for long.

― Crickets Dance On Tequila Booty (Barima), Monday, 7 June 2004 20:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh yeah Andrew - that was the bit that prompted Emma to say "I've had enough people talking to me like that when I'm younger and I'm not putting up with that deterministic abdication of responsibility bullshit anymore," I think.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 7 June 2004 20:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I note: Victor in an argument will not back down. But when Emma came over and apologised, Victor ended up apologising more than Emma did. Or is he just mega competitive?

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 07:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Emma has gone up in my estimation: she stood her ground, and Victor was being a cunt.

― Sir Stewart Wallace (Enrique), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 07:46 (twenty-one years ago)

good old Emma.

― chris (chris), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 07:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Victor's repeated assertion that 'fuck' wasn't swearing caused much amusement at the Peckham Palais last night.

― Ricardo (RickyT), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 07:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Did one of them actually say "Don't try it" or am I imagining it?
-- N. (nickdastoo...), June 7th, 2004.

I think this literally happened, yeah.

― ENRQ (Enrique), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 07:50 (twenty-one years ago)

i thought he said he wasn't swearing AT her, which i thought was a fine, but interesting, distinction.

Emma was being a tedious arse. Great punchline when she immediately walked in on someone else tho.

― Jaunty Alan (Alan), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 07:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Explain what happened in this fite, please.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 08:00 (twenty-one years ago)

It was two people shouting at each other a lot, basically.

― Sir Stewart Wallace (Enrique), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 08:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Emma walking on Victor taking a shit. Victor goes 'what the fuck!', Emma goes mental. Victor could have played the big man, and backed down, but no, he was too proud. Proud and foolish. She was screaming in his face, he was screaming back. Jabbing fingers, goading him onto violence. On the verge of explosion, Big Brother called him into the diary room and agreed it was ridiculous.

― Ricardo (RickyT), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 08:04 (twenty-one years ago)

.. and then Emma, later, calms down and goes over to make peace with Victor, ends up apologising, Victor says nice things, each goes apology crazy, and Emma goes to have her belated loo visit. And walks in on one of the blonde ones to much laffing...

Actually, this ends up being possibly the funniest big brother moment ever...

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 08:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I love Dan. Dan must stay!

Chris, I think you are doing a great diservice to working class northern girls by saying Emma is typical. I didn't grow up in the north (Londoners to thread to say that I did...), but most of my friends did . In my experience, the girls of whom you speak would be bloody offended to be compared to a brain-dead gawping loon.

On the subject of northern stuff: Stuart, is he really from Macclesfield, or is this a diguise of his Alderly Edge roots?

― Anna (Anna), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 12:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Dan's definatley getting funnier - he has an evilly-humorous streak which is good to watch. I'm pretty sure he's not a very nice bloke but, as far as BB is concerned, i dont actually care about that.

― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 12:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah Dan to win. Come to a rub self-conscious hipster cunts have more fun.

― ENRQ (Enrique), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 12:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Anna, you're kind of right, but whenever I hear hher talk I'm transported back to Spires on a Friday night with a bottle of Two dogs in my hand

― chris (chris), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 12:26 (twenty-one years ago)

In what world can that be a good thing?

― Tim (Tim), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 12:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I know, it's a nostalgia thing

― chris (chris), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 12:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I've never really watched this programme before but I've risked terminal brain rot and watched some of this. Here's my impressions:

Shell - Why the red face? Drippy middle-class Scottish blonde. To say that she is not my type would be the understatement of the century.

Victor - Stupid. But of course .... still he annoys people so he can't be all bad.

Stuart - Stupider. Just a silly wee boy I suppose and yet: the hair; the face; the clothes. Ah fuck, he must die.

Emma - Stupidest. Token thick working class woman for the middle classes to poke fun at.

Jason - Has he admitted he's gay yet? Physically repulsive but not that annoying really plus his accent makes me home sick for yon Bonny Banks not to mention yon Bonny Braes.

Marco - Has he admitted he's gay yet? If anyone ever tries to tell you that you need BRAINS to study law point them in the direction of this oaf.

Nadia - Didn't she used to drive a taxicab in Royston Vasey?

Michelle - Boring. The archetypal fat girl who's lost weight.

Ahmed - Boring. And virtually invisible with it.

Vanessa - Boring. What accent is that - Aryan? Alright if you like Nazis I suppose.

Dan - Boring. Is this the most sensible gay man in Britain? Certainly one of the dullest.

Anyway, the experiment is over having watched a few to see what the fuss is about and discovering it to be tedious beyond compare I won't be watching anymore.

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 12:30 (twenty-one years ago)

you've made yourself look worse than a few of them there

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 12:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I admit that usually my 10pm-10.30pm Monday night is usually more exciting than an orgy at a drugs factory, but BB ain't boring.

― ENRQ (Enrique), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 12:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Really Ronan, how do you work that out?

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 12:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Well Nadia's not hairy or gruff for one thing. Bit of a jawline on her, but you know.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 12:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Chat With Kitten
Day 12, 11:00
Tuesday 08 June

Tonight at 10:45 PM, Big Brother evictee Kitten will be online doing a live web chat. This is YOUR opportunity to talk to her.

Have you got a burning question you want to ask her? Is there something you just have to know?

What an opportunity!

― cbhhj, Tuesday, 8 June 2004 12:40 (twenty-one years ago)

dadaismus - boring.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 13:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't try it

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 13:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Dadaismus - OTM and even a little bit funny

― Charles Dexter (Holey), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 14:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I am very, very sad that I will never hear the "have a squeeze of this bap" line said out loud.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 14:59 (twenty-one years ago)

OR AM I???

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 14:59 (twenty-one years ago)

The answer is yes.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 14:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha that was way funnier than I intended! (*sob*)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 15:00 (twenty-one years ago)

imagine it in a propa geordie accent an' all like, dan...

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 15:01 (twenty-one years ago)

And whispered.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 15:01 (twenty-one years ago)

you should watch it again tonight dada and come back with some other observations tomorrow.

"If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all."

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 15:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I fancy going into a bakery and saying to the baker, "Do you mind if I have a squeeze of this bap?"

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 15:04 (twenty-one years ago)

and he would say "You can squeeze me bap if ye like..."

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 15:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Well I very much hope he would

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 15:11 (twenty-one years ago)

that is very funny.

?

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 15:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe some people haven't really heard the word 'bap' used for tits before.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 15:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Or for bread rolls

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 15:17 (twenty-one years ago)

is this interesting, to you, dadaismus?

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 15:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Why do you ask?

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 15:19 (twenty-one years ago)

haha N. otm. but it is quite funny even if you have. context is all perhaps, but it was funny seeing Stuart being talked through this no doubt formative sexual encounter.

― Sir Stewart Wallace (Enrique), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 15:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I am just trying to get an idea, of your character. your list of impressions has already helped, a great deal.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 15:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Whatever floats your boat

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 15:23 (twenty-one years ago)

It's certainly an 'interesting character' who spends his time trying to assess the characters of other unknowns on a talkboard, no doubt for some final reckoning...

― ENRQ (Enrique), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 15:25 (twenty-one years ago)

It is slightly spooky, to be sure

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 15:25 (twenty-one years ago)

stop assessing me, please.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 15:28 (twenty-one years ago)

You started it

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 15:32 (twenty-one years ago)

no, see, I was just pretending.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 15:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't believe you. Shan't.

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 15:33 (twenty-one years ago)

have you admitted that you're gay, yet, today?

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 15:35 (twenty-one years ago)

That was yesterday. Keep up please.

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 15:38 (twenty-one years ago)

N, the word "bap" is going to be incredibly hilarious as slang for "breast" to any American (see also "puppies").

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 16:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I mean, years after the fact I still go into a giggle fit whenever I see "Chazbaps" anywhere. (Granted, I go into a giggle fit approximately every 5.3215 seconds but the basic point remains despite the flawed datapoint.)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 16:10 (twenty-one years ago)

No, I still find bap quite comical myself (at least in contexts like Michelle's seductive outburst). It was just the 'amuse the baker' idea that seemed a bit old hat, but maybe I am just in a mature mood.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 16:27 (twenty-one years ago)

The purpose was not to amuse the baker so much as to amuse myself by saying "Do you mind if I have a squeeze of this bap?" in a public place. Amusing the baker would be a pleasant by-product tho.

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 16:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, well amusement in the bakery, either way.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 16:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Sorry, I missed that: giggle fit.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 16:31 (twenty-one years ago)

N.B. SPOILERS!

Nominees for eviction announced (the Daily Mirror got it right):

http://bigbrother.digitalspy.co.uk/article/ds6376.html

you can also see who voted for who on the site if you want

― zebedee (zebedee), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 16:36 (twenty-one years ago)

It's a bit unfair on Ahmed - people are going to vote for him just so that it's a more awkward/entertaining pair in the bedsit. My flatmate was curiously vitriolic about Emma on watching the argument yesterday - maybe she is in touch with the public mood. I don't know. I think people will want Michelle to stay, so she can make more bapfoolery.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 16:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Marco is going to turn into Gollum, just you watch.

― Charles Dexter (Holey), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 17:15 (twenty-one years ago)

"You squeezes my PRECIOUS!!!!" - Marco

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 17:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Victor: "...get on the blower to Kofi Annan"

― de, Tuesday, 8 June 2004 20:36 (twenty-one years ago)

You may find The Baps Incident funny, but not everyone does.

Michelle's family want to see her evicted from the show following her undercover antics with Stuart.

Uncle Les blames her for her poorly gran Doris taking a turn for the worse.

Les, an electrician, told The Sun today: “The sooner she is out, the better. I wouldn’t be surprised if the family themselves vote her out.”

He added that Doris was "heartbroken" by Michelle's behaviour and had been put on a respirator. “It is making her ill. She has found this shameful. Behaviour like this is not normal for us. I don’t know what Michelle thinks she is doing."

Les also revealed that Michelle's father Peter and mother Lorraine have gone into hiding after learning she had got on the show while on holiday in Tunisia.

“We could not believe what she was doing when the English papers arrived," he continued. "“I wouldn’t wish it on anyone. We want her out so we can begin to rebuild the family.”

― don (don), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 20:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Of course, this actually makes the Baps Incident EVEN FUNNIER.

"MICHELLE NO YOU'RE KILLING GRAN!!!!"

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 20:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Victor "coming at me like some kind of bandelero"

― casper, Tuesday, 8 June 2004 20:46 (twenty-one years ago)

"It's time to start taking out some suckas. Holla."

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 20:46 (twenty-one years ago)

"You don't want beef with me"

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 20:46 (twenty-one years ago)

"nadia: aka mrs jawline, mrs Jimmy hill jaw knowwhatimsayin'? mrs fackin sink the titanic with my jaw"

― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 20:52 (twenty-one years ago)

HAHAHA!

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 20:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Christ, Victor really is a complete twat.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 21:07 (twenty-one years ago)

these are victor quotes? wtf.

― cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 21:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Yet again the big brother acre of land is the sunniest place in the UK - what's with that?

― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 23:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Vote Emma and Michelle!!

(NB they are the ones going into the bedsit of so and spying on everyone else - although this may destroy Michelle as she sees Stu breathe a big sigh of relief and thank the deity of his choice for getting the force of nature off his back)

― chris (chris), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 07:51 (twenty-one years ago)

He also said 'hotted up'. That's pretty grimey, suckers.

― Enrique (Enrique), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 08:03 (twenty-one years ago)

That would really mess with the housemates: Ahmed up for public vote and doesn't get voted out. This could happen (and prob should).

Other notes : Victor liked Nadia until the 'trannie' penny dropped, then suddenly is violently against? Hmmm.

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 08:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Plus: Michelle asked the two blondes, they both "fine, yeah, no problem, they are trying to get us all against each other". And then 2 blonds vote against her...

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 08:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Thanks to Mr Perry for reminding me of the future Dr Who companion's nickname.

― Jaunty Alan (Alan), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 08:19 (twenty-one years ago)

vanessa and shell must go (and not be interviewed at all)

Vanessa = the type of temp that turns up to a job and immediately sets to work trying to ingratiate her way into a perm job, re-organising averyone and roundly being bitched about behind her back

Shell = simpering hippy nitwit

― chris (chris), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 08:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Victor reminds me of my friend Markus, who's the unbelievably cute junior graphic designer at one of the magazines I've worked for. When he was 20 he told us off for talking about Michael Jackson's way with kids - "because if it is true, it's just gutting, and I DO NOT want to know, seen?" - and had HNIC ('Head Nigga In Charge') on his phonescreen. Someone always punning and making wordplay, whose stuff got better the more people played along, as is what seems to be happening when Victor's spraffing with Dan. I didn't think I'd like him but his inner Marcusness is winning me over despite the testoterone.

― suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 08:21 (twenty-one years ago)

'I'm gonna pick some suckas off.'

I hate Vanessa, but not cos she's tempy -- everyone deserves a job.

― Enrique (Enrique), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 08:21 (twenty-one years ago)

you know what I mean enrikky, don't twist it. She's probably the same with her friends too.

― chris (chris), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 08:23 (twenty-one years ago)

(When the 2 blonds jumped into bed for the 'threesome', did anyone else catch one of them saying "I'm glad Kitten's gone!" in a whisper?)

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 08:35 (twenty-one years ago)

i was cracking up at Victor's nominations last night.

"time to weed out some of these fucking suckers, know what i mean?"

he MUST win.

― g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 08:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I loved the viciously sarky way he addressed the viewers: straight to cam '"Holla!"' He's going to alpha-male them all to death and take this shit home, no doubt.

― Enrique (Enrique), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 08:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I think the whole extreme anger at being interrupted crapping is very alpha behaviour.

― suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 09:01 (twenty-one years ago)

_________________,______________________________________.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 09:07 (twenty-one years ago)

haha Channel 4 are DESPERATE to ensure that it's Michelle and Emma in the bedsit

Michelle a near certainty to be one of the 2. Emma or Ahmed is gonna be a much closer call

dizzee's performance in the nominations reminded me of my equivocal reaction to Ice-T and to Flavor Flav on PE records c.1990. Yeah, he's offensive, but entertaining at the same time.

― zebedee (zebedee), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 10:28 (twenty-one years ago)

"nadia: aka mrs jawline, mrs Jimmy hill jaw knowwhatimsayin'? mrs fackin sink the titanic with my jaw"

Also: "You need to get one of Kofi Annan's translators down here".

His whole nominations bit was the funniest thing on Big Brother ever.

― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 10:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm still reeling. Who did he say was going to get hotted up? One of the suckers, but which...?

― Enrique (Enrique), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 10:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Are there any R&B songs released in the past fifteen years Victor hasn't sung in the house yet?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 10:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Also, about Emma: "I think her time would be better spent in four years of night school learning her alphabets again"

― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 10:47 (twenty-one years ago)

i love his use of the plural there

― koogs (koogs), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 10:53 (twenty-one years ago)

ahmed goes a bit odd:

http://bigbrother.digitalspy.co.uk/article/ds6387.html

PLATES! SMASHING!!

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 11:24 (twenty-one years ago)

He's going to love being stuck in that bedsit for a week then...

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 11:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I swear I heard Michelle whisper "my fanny's so hot for you" on the live broadcast last night. she is sort of insane.

It was late though so I could have imagined it.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 11:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Gran is now on full life support and is pissin in a bag.

― penelope_111, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 11:31 (twenty-one years ago)

"my fanny's so hot for you"

ARRRRGH.

― Anna (Anna), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 11:32 (twenty-one years ago)

too hot?

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 11:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Rcihard you are disgusting.

― Anna (Anna), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 11:33 (twenty-one years ago)

(But I constantly crave you anyway.)

― Anna (Anna), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 11:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Michelle is my second favourite female housemember

― chris (chris), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 11:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Everytime I see the title of this thread it reminds me of the whole bap incident, which gets more and more repulsive each time I think of it. If I end up throwing up on my laptop, it'll be your fault, Jed.

― Ricardo (RickyT), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 12:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Can the Week Three thread be called "My fanny's so hot for you"?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 12:29 (twenty-one years ago)

NO!

― Sarah (starry), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 12:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Even the thought of Michelle's face is giving me the fear. Help!

― Ricardo (RickyT), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 12:32 (twenty-one years ago)

let me put that another way:

NO!

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 12:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I think I need Michelle to be properly evicted ASAP, or I will not be able to watch anymore of Big Brother this year.

― Ricardo (RickyT), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 12:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Cos that'll look good on work computers won't it?

― chris (chris), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 12:34 (twenty-one years ago)

poor michelle

― chris (chris), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 12:35 (twenty-one years ago)

It's not a rational thing Chris, I'm just deeply afeared of her. Something about the expression on her face gives me the willies. When you add that to the whole bap business it's a complete nonhandler.

― Ricardo (RickyT), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 12:37 (twenty-one years ago)

she just wants to be loved (and to pose in her undercrackers on page 3, obv)

― chris (chris), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 12:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Undercrackers!!!

I haven't heard that term for ages!!!

UNDERCRACKERS!!!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhahahahahahahaaa

― Sarah (starry), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 12:41 (twenty-one years ago)

ricky is afeared of the northernness, it's PURE ANIMAL I TELLS YER.

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 12:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Too hot, Sarah?

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 12:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I have long suspected bad things went on over the other side of the moors. I just did not expect them to look like THAT.

― Ricardo (RickyT), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 13:00 (twenty-one years ago)

RickyT, I knew your sexuality was fluid, but are you really that frightened of tittehs?

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 13:10 (twenty-one years ago)

if his sexuality is fluid, yours is gaseous.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 13:12 (twenty-one years ago)

mine is SOLID.

sorry.

― g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 13:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Solid as a ROCK!

― Ashford & Simpson (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 13:25 (twenty-one years ago)

ROCK HARD!


Vicor reminds me of my former housemate, and like him, I wonder if his act is partially a joke hat's spun a little out of his control. My friend still seems 50 times cleverer than him, tho'.

― Crickets Dance On Tequila Booty (Barima), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 15:06 (twenty-one years ago)

A joke hat?

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 15:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah. Comedymillinery.

― Crickets Dance On Tequila Booty (Barima), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 15:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Have a squeeze of this cap.

― Crickets Dance On Tequila Booty (Barima), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 15:36 (twenty-one years ago)

The clochest thing to crazy.

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 15:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Michelle gives me the fear also.

― jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 16:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I've just remembered my new favourite moment:

Emma nominates Dan because "he said "she's not as stupid as she makes out." I resent that, I'm not trying to be anything."

Without realising that must mean she is as stupid as she makes out.

― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 16:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't think she is in any doubt she's not that bright.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 16:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Dan's not trying to be anything? i reckon he's the biggest gameplayer in there he's just preparing to bring the evil on.

― jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 16:37 (twenty-one years ago)

(that's a good thing)

― jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 16:38 (twenty-one years ago)

that doesn't mean she accepts she is 'as stupid as she makes out.'

― cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 17:18 (twenty-one years ago)

she annoys me.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 18:00 (twenty-one years ago)

maybe that's your fault.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 18:12 (twenty-one years ago)

probably.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 18:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't understand the Michelle-hate: oh no! person wanting to maintain contact with sexual partner oh no! Stuart deserves all he get, the alice-naded twat. What were his a-levels in anyway?

― Enrique (Enrique), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 19:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Fashion.

― Crickets Dance On Tequila Booty (Barima), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 19:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't know if it's just what they do and don't show on the C4 shows, but there seems to be an awful lot of showering in like swimming outfits. I fear the personal hygene of people doing this for several weeks.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:14 (twenty-one years ago)

There's greater things to fear on BB4 than grubby bodies.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Stuart is now extolling the virtues of Harry bleeding Potter to Michelle!

― Ricardo (RickyT), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, that made me laugh too.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:21 (twenty-one years ago)

'She knows no bounds in the WC world.'

Victor on Emma

― Enrique (Enrique), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Victor must win.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:38 (twenty-one years ago)

OMG latest Michelle news from digitalspy - she has just said "I'm on the blob at the minute, but you can take me up the shitter if you like" to Stuart!

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, the bit about Vic's Master Plan on the website has sold me on him.

N, did you skip a Big Brother or are you just suffering from a mild miscounting episode? That newsflash just redeemed you though ;-).

― Crickets Dance On Tequila Booty (Barima), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Could "you can take me up the shitter if you like" be the title for the next thread? No? OK then.

― Crickets Dance On Tequila Booty (Barima), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:43 (twenty-one years ago)

E4 viewers can verify. That's pretty considerate of her, though.

― Enrique (Enrique), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh shit(ter), Grandma must be D-E-D dead.

― Crickets Dance On Tequila Booty (Barima), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Jesus Christ she must stop! that's terrible!

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I feel sorry for her!

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:44 (twenty-one years ago)

and him

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:44 (twenty-one years ago)

It's not an uncommon sort of thing to say, but it is fairly new to national television, I expect.

Yes, her grandmother will be having several heart attacks right now.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I am very conservative about sexual matters.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I blame my catholic upbringing.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Christ, Michelle is scaring me. See her glance to the camera while she was crying all over Stuart?

And yes, Victor is the man.

― Crackity (Crackity Jones), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:48 (twenty-one years ago)

she has just said "I'm on the blob at the minute, but you can take me up the shitter if you like" to Stuart!

i am agog!

― jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:49 (twenty-one years ago)

aghast! rather

― jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:49 (twenty-one years ago)

also victor does not seem to have realised in his strange and twisted mind that it is, in fact, the viewers who will be making the decisions as to who goes and who stays not really the housemates and the British public doesn't take well to someone telling them they are "the numba one playa".

― jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I am going to listen to "Preacherman" by Green Velvet now.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow. Michelle is supreme comedy.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Geordie accent - "16:09 pm: michelle has been crying for the past twent-two minutes"

― jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:55 (twenty-one years ago)

she should have invited him, if she wasn't prepared for the results.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Michelle is incredible, she MUST STAY. Her and Stuart has so much further to run and it must not be sacrificed for the benefit of a possible lez-up in the Rising Damp set Big Brother Bedsit.

Also, Emma and Ahmed on that set would be incredible. Like the Odd Couple, for an entire week. Plus they hate each other. Is it me or is C4 trying to ratchet up the Ahmed sympathy vote?

Has Victor STILL not twigged about Nadia? It seemed that way from Jason's performance earlier on.

Jason and Vanessa = YAWN.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 21:01 (twenty-one years ago)

"Just lie on your front and think of your grandma"

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 21:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Nah it's got to be Michelle in there and one other, preferably Emma. Stuart would be freed and she would get incresingly jealous about him having fun with the other girls. Emma would drive her mad, surely, with her drivel. Plus Ahmed would spiral further out of control surrounded by people he hates for another week. And, as Digital Spy pointed out, Marco would lose half of his allies.

― Crackity (Crackity Jones), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 21:04 (twenty-one years ago)

N, either that or "you can take me up the shitter if you like" should be the title of the next BB thread. Yeah?

― Crickets Dance On Tequila Booty (Barima), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 21:05 (twenty-one years ago)

That's fine.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 21:07 (twenty-one years ago)

"I'm on the blob at the minute"!!!

That's a woman who's in touch with her cycle.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 21:07 (twenty-one years ago)

There was something quite endearing about Victor playing gooseberry while trying to offer Michelle some bogroll.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 21:14 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm quite enjoying crackity's scenario. what if one of them says they just dont want to go into the bedsit?

i'm liking emma quite a bit more.

― jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 21:16 (twenty-one years ago)

"On the blob" is the most disgusting euphemism I've heard in a while. And I'm an ilx regular!

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 21:17 (twenty-one years ago)

There was something quite endearing about Victor playing gooseberry while trying to offer Michelle some bogroll.

No, man, she was having an EMERGENCY.

― Crickets Dance On Tequila Booty (Barima), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 21:18 (twenty-one years ago)

OMG STUART IS ACTUALLY AN ANIME CHARACTER.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 21:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Emma is a bit nice-but-dim and not quiite as annoying as I first thought. She has to be one of the first to go though.

― Crackity (Crackity Jones), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 21:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't the two people who go into the Big Brother bedsit get exemption from eviction for a couple of weeks?

― Davel (Davel), Thursday, 10 June 2004 06:58 (twenty-one years ago)

emma annoys the crap out of me. must go.
ditto michelle. though the "up the shitter" line is funny.
geordie accent: "4:13am. michelle has been crying for forty-five minutes. stuart looks guilty"

― g-kit (g-kit), Thursday, 10 June 2004 06:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Emma is a bit nice-but-dim and not quiite as annoying as I first thought

Oh, I don't know. Anyone who has to tell you that they're going to pump every time they fart, and then tells you when they've done it, like they're expecting a Scooby snack or something, is really pretty annoying. And she is amazingly stupid.

I don't think they'll keep two people in that bedsit for more than a few days. It's really much too small. There'd be an outcry.

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Thursday, 10 June 2004 07:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Dawn said that she thinks Ahmed would be the best one to be in the bedsit, as the idea of punishment/reward would appeal to him the most, and he'd be most up for it. I agreed, but still think he won't be voted in.

Hilar: that Ahmed (and the others) is so convinced he's going on Friday, he's not even bothered about being nice to anyone. And now he's most probably going to be in there with them, for another week. (the two girls being the two he has least issues with, I think?)

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 10 June 2004 07:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I am hating Victor more and more, the man has no manners, and he thinks he's it, and he ain't. And the same rings true for Jason.

It's sad I only actually like 3 of the housemates.

― chris (chris), Thursday, 10 June 2004 07:32 (twenty-one years ago)

It's not that sad.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 10 June 2004 07:32 (twenty-one years ago)

but I want to love everyone

― chris (chris), Thursday, 10 June 2004 07:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Is the shitter quote true? I want it to be, but I have doubt.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 10 June 2004 07:38 (twenty-one years ago)

please let it be true.

― g-kit (g-kit), Thursday, 10 June 2004 07:41 (twenty-one years ago)

phhft! I just sprayed tea all over my monitor....

I used to think Jason was ok, but now I absolutely loath him. He thinks he's so clever, manipulating everyone, that smug little grin cos he thinks he's on to a winner. He's playing everyone, so surely they'll begin to realise?! Or maybe not... But he's not exactly endearing himself to the public.

― Vicky (Vicky), Thursday, 10 June 2004 07:41 (twenty-one years ago)

i don't think it's ture, i think N is playing us

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Thursday, 10 June 2004 07:46 (twenty-one years ago)

neither do i think it's true...

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Thursday, 10 June 2004 07:46 (twenty-one years ago)

he's a twoo playah

― chris (chris), Thursday, 10 June 2004 07:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I think I now want Dan to win, but I'm faintly unsatisfied that he's in some way the best option.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 10 June 2004 08:16 (twenty-one years ago)

he's the third one I like.

Vanessa and Shell - scheming witches

― chris (chris), Thursday, 10 June 2004 08:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Go with it, I think Dan is best, even if he is electroclash, etc. Vanessa is tewwible, but I can't wholheardtedly hate on Shell. That's middle-class recidivism right there.

― Enrique (Enrique), Thursday, 10 June 2004 08:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Stuart tells Michelle to imitate Marcus Bentley saying "Day 12 in the BB house" as Michelle says that his accent "embarrasses Geordies as we don't say it like that",
Riiiiiiiight. It's all about embarrassing Geordies though innit. apparently.

― Jaunty Alan (Alan), Thursday, 10 June 2004 09:34 (twenty-one years ago)

as Jason remembers Ahmed shouting "begone demons!" to the cameras
perry abusers to thread

― Jaunty Alan (Alan), Thursday, 10 June 2004 09:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Marcus Bentley -- answer to a million pub quiz tie-breakers two decades hence.

― Enrique (Enrique), Thursday, 10 June 2004 09:38 (twenty-one years ago)

'anal mush.'

― cozen (Cozen), Thursday, 10 June 2004 10:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Jason is AN HORRID MAN and needs to leave now as he's actually starting to make me feel sorry for Marco. He seems to have taken in most of the members of the house, though. I notice Dan isn't touching HIS baps any more. Can their friendship last, without occasional offers of bum-fiddling? We can only wait and see.

Michelle seems rather sexually insecure and naive, rather than the Penis Devouring Monster as which she is being portrayed. I think she's using sex as a way of gaining approval, but she could be doing that a lot more powerfully and cleverly (see Vanessa).

Ahmed is clearly trying to be a KERAZY GUY so that viewers will like him. Too late, dear, nobody gives a toss.

I am watching this too much, and thinking about it too much.

― hobart paving (hobart paving), Thursday, 10 June 2004 10:26 (twenty-one years ago)

What's Jason been doing?

― Enrique (Enrique), Thursday, 10 June 2004 10:35 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread really needs kind posters to give decent updates as the BB site is too annoying for words.

(also, eight years ago, my friend M told me that he was approached by a woman who gave him the EXACT same "up the shitter" line as Michelle has purported to use. I'm having trouble believing it happened in the BB house, especially as Michelle does seem sexually insecure and there are SO many ways of making bumsex sound nicer than linking it so explicitly with shit.)

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 10 June 2004 10:44 (twenty-one years ago)

"I'm sorry we can't churn butter now, but we could always pound toffee..."

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 10 June 2004 10:51 (twenty-one years ago)

last night jason was alpha maleing, standing there being (no pun intended) cocky. Quipping while his hands were in his pants. not a good look, especially for such a muscle mary.

― chris (chris), Thursday, 10 June 2004 10:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Victor has a detestable habit; when someone makes a joke and everyone laughs, he'll say the same thing in a very slightly different way, hoping to be associated with the joke.

― don (don), Thursday, 10 June 2004 11:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I am glad I get the opportunity to point at that Victor considered himself second most intelligent person in the house and also second strongest. He's so modest.

― Madchen (Madchen), Thursday, 10 June 2004 12:29 (twenty-one years ago)

You're not supposed to go "I've got an evil gameplan!" in the diary room so the entire country can see how devious you're being.

How's he supposed to alpha male 'em to death if he's only second-best at everything?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 10 June 2004 12:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Victor believes in UN-style arbitration to settle disputes. Holla.

― Enrique (Enrique), Thursday, 10 June 2004 12:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually, the whole 'laff along wid me' thing might actually work for victor. As opposed to people 'working out' his plan and them castigating / voting him out, because of it?

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 10 June 2004 12:48 (twenty-one years ago)

But wasn't Nasty Nick's survival due to the fact that he was clearly evil in the public's eye, but no-one ever nominated him?

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 10 June 2004 12:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Yep. I think Victor will go far.

― Enrique (Enrique), Thursday, 10 June 2004 12:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes Victor knows well he's talking to the public, the part where he's like "that's just between me and you" was possibly the most savvy piece of communication between a contestant and the public to date, on any BB.

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 10 June 2004 12:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Will the bedsiteers get to see what's going on in the diary room, or just everything else?

If Emma's in the bedsit will she spend all week with the cameras trained on the toilet?

― Tim (Tim), Thursday, 10 June 2004 12:51 (twenty-one years ago)

nah yer overrating him.

im still shocked that Marco isn't nominated - surely the most horrible man in britain?

xp

― jed_ (jed), Thursday, 10 June 2004 12:53 (twenty-one years ago)

oh, shit, yeah, I never thought about that!!

it will make a BIG diff, if the bedsiteers see the diary room, too.

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 10 June 2004 12:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Andrew: Yeah, but even if nick had never got found out, first chance of the public voting for the 'winner', he'd have been out. The public don't like being conned. But if they are in on it, Victor might actually succeed. Until, of course, he's up against a more popular person in a public vote. And as you have seen, 'Big Brother' can do that at any time.

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 10 June 2004 12:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I used to like Victor because he reminded me of the kids I grew up with. Now I realise I hate him, because he reminds me of the kids I grew up with.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 10 June 2004 13:31 (twenty-one years ago)

lighten up, dommy.

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 10 June 2004 13:34 (twenty-one years ago)

You're not supposed to go "I've got an evil gameplan!" in the diary room so the entire country can see how devious you're being.

How's he supposed to alpha male 'em to death if he's only second-best at everything?

Surely his evil gameplan is to persuade them he thinks he's only second-best at everything?

(personally, I think he's a cunt. But there you go.)

― caitlin (caitlin), Thursday, 10 June 2004 17:32 (twenty-one years ago)

"The more successful you are, the more lonely you are," he continued, lumping in the successful with Billy No Mates philosophers and scientists.

I don't know if I want to punch the channel4.com BB writers or give them big wet sloppy kisses.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 10 June 2004 18:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Nadia.... noooooooooooooo

― don (don), Thursday, 10 June 2004 20:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Wierdest episode ever!

― jed_ (jed), Thursday, 10 June 2004 20:47 (twenty-one years ago)

A little part of me just died.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 10 June 2004 20:48 (twenty-one years ago)

that thing with Jason and Vanessa at the end was fairly unsettling, i thought. Also Vanessa describing to dan how she would never have a romance with someone in the house while using a freaky-devil voice WTF? highlight of the show dan saying someone was going to slip on the decking "like a granny on a frosty morning".

― jed_ (jed), Thursday, 10 June 2004 20:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Jason's childlike sexual assault.
Vanessa's... "some things should be left a bit longer"
Michelle's desperation in the shower.
The... premeditation of the topless mud wrestling.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 10 June 2004 20:54 (twenty-one years ago)

The death rattle of Michelle's gran.

― Andrew L (Andrew L), Thursday, 10 June 2004 21:08 (twenty-one years ago)

going down like a granny on a frosty morning...

― jed_ (jed), Thursday, 10 June 2004 21:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I missed the end! What happened with Jason?!

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 10 June 2004 21:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Dan's "Oh, what?" V-sign to the camera: Kitten's spirit lives on.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 10 June 2004 21:21 (twenty-one years ago)

He cornered Vanessa in the loo when she was brushing her teeth and kept asking her to show him her tits. About 50 times. She kept refusing and asking if he hadn't seen enough tits for one day.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 10 June 2004 21:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh yeah, that Dan thing was quite funny, as was Emma's "J's WASHING HIS BUMHOLE!"

Emma was really sweet to go and check if Ahmed was OK, I thought.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 10 June 2004 21:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I didn't like Jason and co. laughing at Nadia being a man in the dorm.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 10 June 2004 21:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Other slightly scary thing - Michelle saying 'Tell me, tell me' a million times to Stuart about his wouldn't-mind-seeing-Vanessa's-boobs implied comment.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 10 June 2004 21:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow. I wonder how much longer Vanessa can keep up this ice-maiden pretence (answer: forever).

I was disappointed in Shell for joining in the topless mud wrestling. I thought she had more shame...

Dan and Vanessa's "WE'RE SO GROWN UP!" schtick is really starting to bug me.

Ahmed is the new Kitten. He is spectacularly watchable when going all menko. That bit when he broke down in the snug had me riveted.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 10 June 2004 21:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Shell wasn't acting out of character. Good also because less of her having kvetchfests with Vanessa.

― suzy (suzy), Thursday, 10 June 2004 21:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Shell's never implied that she's coy about nakedness. She's like the Elizabeth with sex appeal.

I can't decide about Vanessa and Dan's condescension. It's a bit wanky, but in the face of all that screeching I can't say I blame them.

Since when is not wanting to be naked or have sex on national TV being an ice maiden??

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 10 June 2004 21:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Vanessa did rather pointedly say she didn't want to piss off her mother. Who one might presume to approve of footballers and racing drivers.

― suzy (suzy), Thursday, 10 June 2004 21:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Fair point N, but I think there's an element of "I WILL NOT LOSE CONTROL!" about Vanessa, like she's terrified of what will actually happen if she does. Although I paid next to no attention to her in the first week, admittedly.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 10 June 2004 21:44 (twenty-one years ago)

N, i agree with you about Dan and Vanessa - i couldnt blame them either- but there is something about Vanessa that so mean spirited and almost mechanical.

― jed_ (jed), Thursday, 10 June 2004 21:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I empathise with her self-control-freakery.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 10 June 2004 21:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I found Ahmed's crying session in the snug sorta touching. He seemed really upset as he tried to bury his head to sob in private. I don't know how he managed to keep himself from telling Emma to fuck off when she came in and did her preachy bit.

― penelope_111, Thursday, 10 June 2004 21:53 (twenty-one years ago)

was she preaching? i rather like her at times.

― jed_ (jed), Thursday, 10 June 2004 21:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought she was a bit, her tone was pretty unsympathetic and I dunno, I just thought she intruded where she wasn't wanted.

― penelope_111, Thursday, 10 June 2004 21:58 (twenty-one years ago)

She was just trying. She left as soon as he said he'd rather be alone. Even if you don't want to talk to anyone in such situations, it's nice to know that someone cared enough to come and show their face.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 10 June 2004 22:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Didn't you feel she was just being a bit nosey and wanted to score a few brownie points? She just didn't come across as sincere to me.

― penelope_111, Thursday, 10 June 2004 22:05 (twenty-one years ago)

You cynic.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 10 June 2004 22:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Shell has sex appeal?

Jason now scares me more than Victor. Horrible.

― Ally C (Ally C), Thursday, 10 June 2004 22:29 (twenty-one years ago)

The sad thing is I fear Vanessa will ultimately show Jason her tits.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 10 June 2004 22:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I've just realised what it reminded me of - Lily Savage being in on a CCTV gotcha-type gag, where she went into Terry Christian's dressing room on The Word and asked him to 'show us yer plums'.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 10 June 2004 22:33 (twenty-one years ago)

i agree with ally about jason scariness.

― jed_ (jed), Thursday, 10 June 2004 22:34 (twenty-one years ago)

There was something in one of the tabloids about how his friend says he hasn't had a proper relationship for years and doesn't know how to ask women out because all he knows is them approaching him for sex.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 10 June 2004 22:41 (twenty-one years ago)

jason w/ vanessa was weird.

suzy should lay off shell.

shell should not take her top off.

emma w/ ahmed was funny--spain, italy, greece. el mambo?!

vanessa's self-control is admirable.

jason reminds me of a friend of mine, at times, but, at other times, he is a fanny.

dan is funny but says wrong things.

victor is v. funny but still a bit bad.

ahmed shouldn't wear sunglasses so much of the time--will he wear them, if he is in the no-natural-light bedsit?

emma should ________.

nadia shouldn't wear thongs and should be quieter.

michelle's "tell me" (re: vanessa's boobies) was v. bad.

stuart has funny ears.

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 11 June 2004 01:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I think that it may be because Jason is a Jungle Cat!

― Davel (Davel), Friday, 11 June 2004 06:54 (twenty-one years ago)

How has it taken so long to occur to me that Victor = David Brent if he'd grown up in Hackney?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 11 June 2004 06:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Jason should be up on a charge of sexual harrassment.

Vanessa should shut up and leave already.

Shell? she still annoys the dbejeesus out of me

I'm re-assessing my liking of Dan, his schtick is getting tired.

Emma rocks

Michelle may be about to crack up, I worry about her

Victor? Schmictor

Ahmed = acting - he wasn't crying then, no way.

Stu is endearing himself to me, how he talks about Michelle if she leaves will seal his fate with me.

Nadia is too noisy and twee, but the boys are wrongg to be so nasty about her

― chris (chris), Friday, 11 June 2004 07:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Funnily enough, I'm sorta warming to Stu a bit also.

― penelope_111, Friday, 11 June 2004 07:52 (twenty-one years ago)

emma's poem on bblb was a surprise. proper sentences.

and jason fighting to keep his shorts ON, who'd've thought...

'who said life was fair?'

― koogs (koogs), Friday, 11 June 2004 07:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I have a funny feeling I'd be behaving exactly like Dan if I was in the house, funhater that I am. I still hate Vanessa though.

― Ricardo (RickyT), Friday, 11 June 2004 07:56 (twenty-one years ago)

"How has it taken so long to occur to me that Victor = David Brent if he'd grown up in Hackney? "

this is the most otm thing ever

― don (don), Friday, 11 June 2004 07:58 (twenty-one years ago)

"i'm the funniest guy you'll ever work for, innit?"

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 11 June 2004 08:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I've been trying to work out who he reminded me of - MDC TFOTM

― Madchen (Madchen), Friday, 11 June 2004 08:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Last night was like a fucking JG Ballard script. Jason is darkside.

― Enrique (Enrique), Friday, 11 June 2004 08:41 (twenty-one years ago)

MattDC is way way way OTM.

― Enrique (Enrique), Friday, 11 June 2004 08:44 (twenty-one years ago)

meg said that vanessa was saying she has "issues with her body"

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Friday, 11 June 2004 08:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm warming to Stuart too, he's very nice.

― jed_ (jed), Friday, 11 June 2004 10:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh come on!

― Enrique (Enrique), Friday, 11 June 2004 10:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Stuart=Chris Martin

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 11 June 2004 10:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Chris Martin = very nice also.

― jed_ (jed), Friday, 11 June 2004 10:44 (twenty-one years ago)

i said i wasn't going to watch any more, but i did last night because i'd fallen asleep on the couch and woken up when it was on. it was FUCKING GRUESOME... HOW ARE YOU WATCHING THIS STUFF FOR PLEASURE!?

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Friday, 11 June 2004 10:47 (twenty-one years ago)

It was pretty intense, I must say. Michelle squirting ?conditioner? on her tits was some sort of TV step-change.

― Enrique (Enrique), Friday, 11 June 2004 10:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Dan has to win for the line (when emma & victor were arguing) 'you can't interupt a gangster when he's taking a shit!' Classic.

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 11 June 2004 10:53 (twenty-one years ago)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― Enrique (Enrique), Friday, 11 June 2004 10:54 (twenty-one years ago)

dan and that blonde girl that got sexually assaulted are the only people in there who are even vaguely tolerable. i dunno about anyone else, but i'd end up laughing if i was in a house w/ whatsherface who used to be a bloke, especially if she wore that little clothing.

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Friday, 11 June 2004 11:00 (twenty-one years ago)

It appears that Stuart is the Holy Moly Big Brother mole>. WTF?

― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Friday, 11 June 2004 11:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't see it, what is it?

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 11 June 2004 11:23 (twenty-one years ago)

It's the group on the sofas just before the first nominations. You can hear Stuart say, rather loudly, 'HOLY MOLY', just before he goes to the diary room.

― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Friday, 11 June 2004 11:28 (twenty-one years ago)

does that make him ethe actual real mole then?

― chris (chris), Friday, 11 June 2004 11:28 (twenty-one years ago)

is there a mole? does the mole have to have moles?

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 11 June 2004 11:29 (twenty-one years ago)

hmmmmmmmmm, co-incidence, or not?

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Friday, 11 June 2004 11:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Not!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 11 June 2004 11:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Holy Moly is a very private list - it's actually mostly editors and club promoters and queens and the like who got bored with Popbitch being invaded by students and newbies, so Stuart is unfortunately highly unlikely to have a log-in for it. The gossip is that it's one of the site's old-timers (and a gay guy) so I reckon it's Dan.

― suzy (suzy), Friday, 11 June 2004 11:40 (twenty-one years ago)

nah that sounds more like Ahmed, oh, wait.

― chris (chris), Friday, 11 June 2004 11:42 (twenty-one years ago)

What? i didn't realise there was a mole wtf?

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 11 June 2004 11:43 (twenty-one years ago)

queens and the like who got bored with [thing] being invaded by students and newbies

hahaha, holymoly = h*ppy r*b*ts (this is a very small in-joke, depending on who is reading)

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Friday, 11 June 2004 12:02 (twenty-one years ago)

hahaha no longer teh face folded if it had it in for students...

― Enrique (Enrique), Friday, 11 June 2004 12:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Thoughts on the fake eviction?

CLASSIC OR CLASSIC?!

Those two girls are going to give us so much entertainment in there these next few days. Highlights -

Emma doing laps of the room
Emma's tits falling out about 6 times in her excitement
Michelle showing intelligence and a cool head
Michelle explaining what BB meant on the laminate by repeating the sentence word for word!
Michelle kissing the screen when Stu appeared. "He's got a tear for me!" Pure melodrama.

― Crackity (Crackity Jones), Friday, 11 June 2004 20:32 (twenty-one years ago)


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