O Boy! It's the Democratic National Convention!

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Let's discuss it, shall we?

Symplistic (shmuel), Monday, 26 July 2004 06:55 (twenty-one years ago)

it's on the tivo. seven hours a night.

teeny (teeny), Monday, 26 July 2004 09:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I get out of work early today, so I can get home before the streets are all closed! Hooray!

j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Monday, 26 July 2004 10:51 (twenty-one years ago)

here's the schedule of speakers:
http://www.dems2004.org/site/pp.asp?c=luI2LaPYG&b=118014

teeny (teeny), Monday, 26 July 2004 12:04 (twenty-one years ago)

check this:

technorati: politics
http://politics.technorati.com/

DJ Martian (djmartian), Monday, 26 July 2004 12:10 (twenty-one years ago)

And it's being shown on BBC Parliament! So I can watch online...Yay! Really, though...

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Monday, 26 July 2004 19:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Canadian politics may be odd and strange and archaic in many ways, but in looking at events like the DNC here, I do believe it's a lot healthier. I know it's old hat to harp about the conflation of politics and entertainment, but is there any concrete difference between the DNC and Oscar night?

Perception is all that's being fought here; in the paper today: "The Kerry campaign announced yesterday that the convention will include a series of slickly produced video 'moments' showcasing Mr. Kerry as a man of compassion and character." There's something vaguely hyper-real about it all.

Oh, and Kerry's "This is the most important election of our lifetime" = Paul Martin's "This will be the most important election campaign in our history". How close are we all to the pomo point where nothing means anything anymore? We're there in Canada, at least in terms of political hyperbole. I mean, it was the most important election in Paul's career, which is now conflated with our history. We got 'Choose Your Canada' et al from a man who'd spent the last two years carefully cultivating no opinion at all on every major policy question to arise. Kerry seems to be cast in the same non-mold, from what I can tell. He means nothing, and therefore has to overstate everything as much as he possible can.

Maybe we're not any healthier, then. Political conventions are still decision making bodies in a functional, rather than technical sense, but there is the notable exception of the most recent Liberal convention. Paul Martin's ascencion to the leadership was predestined; he captured some 97 percent of the delegates, with his only remaining competition motivated by equal amounts symbolism and personal bitterness. Bono was the keynote speaker, matching Martin well, empty platitude for empty platitude. It meant NOTHING.

derrick (derrick), Monday, 26 July 2004 20:55 (twenty-one years ago)

altho, to a lot of people, this IS "the most important election" and all that.

Kingfish von Bandersnatch (Kingfish), Monday, 26 July 2004 20:58 (twenty-one years ago)

If you haven't yet - read the fantastic New Yorker profile by Philip Gourevich. It turned me from a milquetoast Kerry supporter to an avowed fan. Check check check it owt.

j.e.r.e.m.y (x Jeremy), Monday, 26 July 2004 22:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Al Gore's on now!

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 26 July 2004 23:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Again, where was this Al Gore during the 2000 election?

Aaron W (Aaron W), Monday, 26 July 2004 23:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I read today that among the delegates are jazz singer Kurt Elling (IL) and Everclear frontman Art Alexakis (OR)!

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 26 July 2004 23:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, Gore is a much better former candidate than a candidate.

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 26 July 2004 23:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Jimmy Carter to thread...

Actually, I was underwhelmed by Gore's speech.

dave225 (Dave225), Monday, 26 July 2004 23:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Proud Mary/ John Kerry is embarrasing.

dave225 (Dave225), Monday, 26 July 2004 23:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Derrick OTM. Can someone explain to me the point of having all these cheesy speaches? Though maybe a better comparison than oscar night might be a giant summer camp style bonding experience...

mouse, Monday, 26 July 2004 23:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Just the idea of political theme songs is fucking horrid. It's like, fuck, if you don't want the thing to be looked at as a horse race don't have theme music! Leave it for pro wrestlers and Darth Vader.

Dan I., Monday, 26 July 2004 23:29 (twenty-one years ago)

That said I'm gonna fuckin slaughter the fund-raising stage with "Ironman" for my upcoming senate run.

Dan I., Monday, 26 July 2004 23:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Stomping around like Godzilla and shit! I can see it now..

Dan I., Monday, 26 July 2004 23:30 (twenty-one years ago)

The point of all these speeches is to help unite the party and to serve as a rallying cry for those millions of Democrats who find Kerry uninspiring.

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 26 July 2004 23:31 (twenty-one years ago)

(I do wish these conventions still helped nominate the candidate, though.)

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 26 July 2004 23:38 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.usatoday.com/life/gallery/rappers/naughty.jpg

You down with DNC (Yeah you know me) 3X
Who's down with DNC(Every last demmy)
You down with DNC (Yeah you know me) 3X
Who's down with DNC (All the demmies)

j.e.r.e.m.y (x Jeremy), Monday, 26 July 2004 23:50 (twenty-one years ago)

The point of all these speeches is to help unite the party and to serve as a rallying cry for those millions of Democrats who find Kerry uninspiring

No, the point is to make swing voters comfortable with the alternative

gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 00:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Wouldn't it be neat if Kerry elected Carter to his cabinet?

j.e.r.e.m.y (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 00:20 (twenty-one years ago)

All the male reporters I've seen have this little competitive edge in their voice when they mention Bill Clinton.

(Fave Clinton crit recently, Elaine Showalter on the autobiog: "I thought it was mixed. I was going up and down on it.")

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 00:24 (twenty-one years ago)

although while Judy Woodruff's "profile" of Hillary was just the greatest hits of negative Hillary press carmmed into 3 minutes

Mo Rocca is on!!!!!! CNN Intl rules suddenly!! agh they switched off of him!

weird how Dean's mic kept flickering on and off.. i think he's permanently spooked by the gods of electroacoustic amplification

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 00:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Whatever dumm guy on CNN Intl. just said "ok, we're going to send you back to Hong Kong" is just such a TEWL. he's throwing whatever mud he can, while pretending to just be HELPFULLY EXPLAINING the "issues," which to him are apparently that 1) the Democrats have been effective at raising money this year, with insinuations about Kerry's fortune, and by implication his wife i.e. "so, IRONICALLY, the party of the working man, the party of working families, the party that once DERIDED big money politics, is a very affluent party, and they're proud of it" ?? Certainly anyone would deride "big money politics" if asked to. Parties have always had money. It's what they do. They get people into power. WTF?? 2) A bunch of other stupid tactical "meta" shit that assumes the worst in people.

There's a bit about convention tunes now.. an opportunity lost to get into the psychodemographics of pop music, but it's good to hear "Elvira"

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 00:59 (twenty-one years ago)

did you know that franklin roosevelt was in fact very rich? just goes to show!

cinniblount (James Blount), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 01:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Hypocrites!

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 01:06 (twenty-one years ago)

ok, can anyone confirm if jimmy carter actually said americans have no right to be angry about 9/11 and if this just shows that democrats were happy 9/11 happened?

cinniblount (James Blount), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 01:09 (twenty-one years ago)

fox news natch

cinniblount (James Blount), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 01:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Gah the two CNN feebs just spent about 5 minutes talking about how conventions are good because the party gets their message out unfiltered.."and people can't say they haven't had a chance to hear that" YES WE CAN BECAUSE YOU WOULDN'T SHUT UP. while the actual convention went on behind them. Oh god from here on out it's going to be people talking about "the issues" and why one person is "better on the issues" or wants to "talk about the issues" isn't it.

x-post I am in no position to confirm or deny thank god

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 01:10 (twenty-one years ago)

dumm guy: "last night Kerry was seen very visibly playing up how much he enjoyed a baseball game"

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 01:11 (twenty-one years ago)

which reminds me: hey world! muhfuhs like this currently run what is by far the most powerful country in the world! bend over and kiss yr ass goodbye!

cinniblount (James Blount), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 01:11 (twenty-one years ago)

ugh i'm going to the gym - anyone wanna start the weathermen2: the reckoning call me in six months. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

cinniblount (James Blount), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 01:14 (twenty-one years ago)

"pretty girl allies"???

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 01:16 (twenty-one years ago)

i sort of want to murder her.

caitlin hell (caitxa), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 01:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Who is that introducing Hillary?? He should have been played by Paul Sorvino (i.e. he is awesome!!)

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 01:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Do you think this is the way the PF imagines HRC talking to him in the sack?

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 01:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Her whine is like a razor

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 01:29 (twenty-one years ago)

and she sounds about 1000000000x more excited about Edwards

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 01:30 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/images/us/local/products/productsall/p113473b.jpg

cinniblount (James Blount), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 01:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh my, Tracer!

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 01:32 (twenty-one years ago)

if you think all this is funny, you should listen to Alan Colmes show, which the idiots at XM Radio put on the "AmericaLeft" channel at 10pm. he started the show by talking to some asshat reporter who "spent the day with some protesting anarchists. they were pierced, had mohawks...etc" and then decided to play sound bite of what sounded like chanting crusty punks...

Kingfish von Bandersnatch (Kingfish), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 01:35 (twenty-one years ago)

haha fleetwood mac! good times yall!

cinniblount (James Blount), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 01:37 (twenty-one years ago)

he's on, he's on!!

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 01:38 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm so on board!!

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 01:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Alex Kerry!

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 01:44 (twenty-one years ago)

kick ass

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 01:56 (twenty-one years ago)

men are crying

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 01:59 (twenty-one years ago)

"Ron Reagan, Son of former President Ronald Reagan"

whoa.

amateur!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 02:01 (twenty-one years ago)

(I do wish these conventions still helped nominate the candidate, though.)
-- jaymc (jmcunnin...) (webmail), July 26th, 2004 5:38 PM. (jaymc) (later) (link)

i don't, because that tended to sort of obviate the democratic process. i guess it did give the conventions a reason for being that they lack nowadays.

i missed tonight, but i'll try to tune in to obama tomorrow. anyone know what time he's scheduled to speak?

amateur!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 02:05 (twenty-one years ago)

also, yes, the "new yorker" piece on kerry was wonderful. i was amazed at kerry's journals written while he was in vietnam: he's an excellent writer!

it saddens me how much candidates have to obscure their egghead, thoughtful qualities. al gore being the chief example. i guess kerry is now another.

xgau had a piece in the voice about how we actually need to get excited about kerry, or pretend to do so.

amateur!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 02:07 (twenty-one years ago)

blitzer: "bill clinton electrified this crowd, but the real question is how much it helps john kerry and john edwards, and we'll be monitoring that" - i think at some point the media thought it would be a bright idea to report on political tactics, on the machinery behind these events, rather than on what politicians are ostensibly talking about (policy differences, etc). it's a commendably cynical approach for a reporter, and is fascinating in a trainspotting kind of west-wing junkie way, but somewhere along the way the media has stopped reporting on anything else, so that the spin - no matter how sarcastically or skeptically chuckled over - is all anyone gets

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 02:17 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost - Obama's the keynote so I'd guess he's in prime time, probably somewhere around 8-9 PM (maybe 10 at the latest).

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 02:18 (twenty-one years ago)

some horrible bastard child of a misplaced concern for "objectivity" and a post-watergate pervasive (facile) cynicism, i suppose.

xpost

thanks hstencil! so are we going to devise a drinking game or what?

amateur!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 02:20 (twenty-one years ago)

one shot of whiskey for each meaningless banality!

(we'll all be in the hospital by 10 PM)

amateur!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 02:21 (twenty-one years ago)

how about a shot for every jaded and cynical post to this thread?

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 02:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm drunk already

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 02:25 (twenty-one years ago)

rosemary wins.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 02:26 (twenty-one years ago)

i think there will some good speeches, but i think a lot of the minor speeches will be full of meaningless banalities, as the pundits to whom TH alludes demand. that's all.

amateur!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 02:27 (twenty-one years ago)

a lot of posts on ILX are filled with meaningless banalities as well.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 02:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Did I say drunk? I meant dead from alcohol poisoning.

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 02:33 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm frustrated and confused. i apologize if my posts upset anyone.

amateur!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 02:40 (twenty-one years ago)

the cynicism isn't upsetting, just boorish and tiresome, perhaps all too predictable.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 02:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't apologize. I'm tired of meaningless banalities, too. Where are the meaningful witticisms? (Where's The Daily Show been for the last week?)

There's a woman at the office who lives for politics. Like, some women her age have cats, she has activism. And good, sure, we need those people. It's a rough job, etc. But I can't talk about politics with her, because she won't tolerate any talk that's not of a certain uninformed bent. She doesn't want to talk economics, for instance. Goes right over her head. And I've been filling my head with Thomas Frank lately, so I very much *do* want to talk economics, if only to be proven wrong. She takes me for a liberal, and she's right, but that doesn't mean I... *sigh* You know what I mean. She's got half of the office wearing red on Friday now because she got an email -- a freakin' email -- that said we should all wear red on Friday to protest Bush because that's what the Hungarians did to protest Hitler's occupation. What?! I'm not doing that, nt even as an empty gesture of office solidarity! It's hysterical and stupid!

I'm jaded. I'm bitter. I'm intolerant of other people's enthusiasm. I'm not whole and healthy.

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 02:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I watched a lot of the convention this evening, and I didn't see an intolerable amount of "meaningless banalities." And if you all really think the Democrats are horrible when it comes to speechmaking, I urge you to tune in to C-Span starting August 29.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 02:56 (twenty-one years ago)

clinton's speech was great and had a surprising amount of actual meaningful thoughts

Symplistic (shmuel), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 03:00 (twenty-one years ago)

It was a dynamite speech.

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 03:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought Carter's was good too.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 03:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Andrew Sullivan's heaping praise on the evening's speeches -- he thinks that the Democrats essentially hit a massive home run, it's interesting reading.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 04:20 (twenty-one years ago)

"(Where's The Daily Show been for the last week?)"

I believe Jon Stewart and his wife just had a baby.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 04:21 (twenty-one years ago)

From Sullivan: I've been writing for months now that Kerry's most effective message would be that he'd conduct the war on terror with more allies and more wisdom than Bush.

yeah I'm not so sure it was a wise idea for the Dems to adopt this approach, but I'm not sure what the alternative would be, either. The 9/11 Commission talked a good game of "we're fighting Wahabbism, not terrorism" but they don't have an impending election.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 04:29 (twenty-one years ago)

+In the last year sullivans basic economic consertativeness has been abutting the basic social conserativeness of his fellows...and i think (like log cabiners) he has come to the realazation about the infeasiblity of the republican party.

that said, he wont switch teams to the democrats, i think that there may be enough dissatisfacion in the ranks of both sides to form an effective and new center right party.

anthony, Tuesday, 27 July 2004 04:37 (twenty-one years ago)

somewhere along the way the media has stopped reporting on anything else, so that the spin - no matter how sarcastically or skeptically chuckled over - is all anyone gets

OTMFM!

I get so tired of that snide side of political reporting, and it seems like that's all we get from anyone anymore. Even the ostensibly "serious" outlets have to show that they're smart-dickens enough to see through the hype and gauze and shadow shows. And OK, good, it's worth acknowledging the fraudulence. But it's also worth remembering -- and reminding people -- that the actual issues do actually matter, that who gets elected really does make a difference in terms of who gets health care, or whether the air stays breathable, or where we go to war. The issues are spin, but they're issues too for fuck's sake! The environment and Sept. 11 and Medicare weren't just dreamed up as clever political feints by Karl Rove or Terry McAuliffe. It would be nice if more of the Great and Powerful Media acknowledged more than occasionally that governing is about something more than who's in and who's out.

spittle (spittle), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 04:43 (twenty-one years ago)

being a dovish anti nationalist i find the war talk, flag waving, nessc. of military services, patrotism, american flags, hymns, etc are exactly what i do not want from the democrats, and basically proves to me that there is no effective difference b/w

listening to an interview w. jesse jackson today about how we cannot pull troops out now, and that he wanted a war w. the un rather then no war at all sort of scared me, and i like jesse jackson.

and no matter how legit the distaste the average african american voter has for the republicans (the latest poll i heard was 75 per cen t feel disenfranchised and 69 per cent feels that this disenfrachisment is on purpose) does anyone else feel that the democrats assumption that they will always get that vote, and that they are owed that vote, is a little sickening ?

anthony, Tuesday, 27 July 2004 04:45 (twenty-one years ago)

being a dovish anti nationalist i find the war talk, flag waving, nessc. of military services, patrotism, american flags, hymns, etc are exactly what i do not want from the democrats, and basically proves to me that there is no effective difference b/w

anthony i'd suggest that you listen to what the speakers are saying, the policies they are endorsing, and then you'll see a rather grand difference, even if the democrats are not all we would wish them to be (not even close). you can hardly expect a political party to satisfy your "anti-nationalism." you would have found the same flag-waving and so on at any political convention in american history, i would guess--from jackson to fdr.

amateur!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 04:49 (twenty-one years ago)

or at any political convention in Canadian history too, I'd wager.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 04:51 (twenty-one years ago)

The "no effective difference" bitch is about economics, not patriotism.

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 04:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't mean from anthony -- I don't know what he meant -- I mean the *valid* argument is about economics.

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 04:53 (twenty-one years ago)

"not as much of a difference as we'd hope"/"not as much a difference as each party often makes out" does not mean "no effective difference." i usually let such hyperbole go without comment, but i think it's rather crucial to recognize the distinction at this juncture.

amateur!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 04:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Kenan do you honestly think there's "no effective difference" between Republicans and Democrats on economoic policy? If so, then, wow.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 04:58 (twenty-one years ago)

not to offend kenan, but the "no effective difference" line *does* sound like the voice of exasperation and facile cynicism (not to say laziness). i'd like to think i'm a little jaded, but not cynical in that fashion. i'm actually pretty behind kerry.

amateur!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 05:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd say it's the voice of extreme simplification.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 05:01 (twenty-one years ago)

no, that's my pocket translator.


...in a way this ("no effective difference") concept is another byproduct of what TH laments. if the media were more attentive to the respective party platforms, the differences (often very pronounced, even on economics) between them wouldn't be so casually dismissed or denied.

amateur!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 05:02 (twenty-one years ago)

sure, but it's just as much the fault of the public as it is the fault of the media. And when the media's airing 3 hours of unfiltered speeches, I'm definitely convinced it's entirely their fault.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 05:05 (twenty-one years ago)

obv. that should read: I'm definitely convinced it's not entirely their fault.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 05:05 (twenty-one years ago)

you're probably right, but that's a conclusion w/profoundly depressing implications.

amateur!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 05:06 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost - which again ties into the idea that maybe passive citizenship isn't such a good thing afterall.

I don't think it's depressing at all! I just think it's time for people to take some personal responsibility for their own shortsightedness/stupidity.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 05:07 (twenty-one years ago)

But even so the difference is not that great. Centrrism has been a growing trend in the world's democracies in the last ten years. However I'd have to say that the right wing of the US republicans, the wing that's largely in power, has served to polarise US politics in a way that hasn't happened elsewhere.

Yes, in other countries therehas been a rise in extremistparties, but in no other country has the extremist party been part of and in control of a mainstream one.

Even so there's sill a great deal of common ground between the parties.

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 05:07 (twenty-one years ago)

"common ground" /= "no effective difference"

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 05:09 (twenty-one years ago)

but the "no effective difference" line *does* sound like the voice of exasperation and facile cynicism (not to say laziness)

I don't think so, not necessarily. It certainly can be. But (not to sound like Nader or Bono... oh, what the hell) the fact that neither of these candidates are going to do anything to stop corporations from dominating the world economy disturbs me. It's too much like what Regan envisioned. All social policy aside, you understand.

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 05:14 (twenty-one years ago)

entertaining your pov, how exactly did Reagan envision the domination of the world economy by corporations? And what, exactly, would be the disadvantage, in your view, by these nefarious corporations' domination of said world economy? From that point, then, what exactly does your fear of said domination have to do with the first function of government, which is the function of government (read: taxation), which is the first and foremost major economic policy difference that I can discern between the Republican and Democratic parties?

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 05:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Taxation is exactly right, I think -- that's why I vote for Democrats. I think they have a better perspective on what government should be doing. But if you were (as many voters are) imagining that one party or the other is going to make everything better for you personally or even for your country at large, and *especially* if you imagine tax cuts are going to accomplish this somehow, you're a nut.

entertaining your pov, how exactly did Reagan envision the domination of the world economy by corporations?

He brought America closer ideologically to laissez faire capitalism than anyone since... oh, anyone. Margaret Thatcher did the sam thing to her country, at the same time. The 80's really did suck.

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 05:23 (twenty-one years ago)

He brought America closer ideologically to laissez faire capitalism than anyone since... oh, anyone. Margaret Thatcher did the sam thing to her country, at the same time. The 80's really did suck.

this is not true. Reagan, while it's true that he did endorse "free market" principles and whatnot, had nothing on 19th Century American presidents, or even 20th Century American presidents pre-FDR, in your terms. He did deregulate many industries, although some of that was started in the 1970s before he was in office. And he didn't undo many of the New Deal policies enacted by FDR and the Great Society policies enacted by LBJ that were still in place.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 05:26 (twenty-one years ago)

what i meant, is that how they are presented...on a few levels, i mean that they both seem to like the war, that they seem to really enjoy making money and rewarding people who make money, i think that voting for the fma and conspicously not showing up for the vote on the fma is telling, i think that the ads i've seen and the rhetoric have been pretty close in intention when deconstructed.

I am willing to concede this may be presentation and not substance.

but the most important part there, is me admitting my post nationalism is me admitting that i perhaps am not the best to talk about this rationally.

anthony, Tuesday, 27 July 2004 05:28 (twenty-one years ago)

And he didn't undo many of the New Deal policies enacted by FDR and the Great Society policies enacted by LBJ that were still in place.

Are you saying he woundn't have if he could have?

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 05:29 (twenty-one years ago)

"ideologically," I said. He opened a free market floodgate that every President since him -- ESPECIALLY Clinton -- has been riding.

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 05:31 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.pixunlimited.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/steve_bell/2004/07/26/steve.jpg

suzy (suzy), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 05:34 (twenty-one years ago)

what does "post-nationalism" have to do with social security, progressive taxation, abortion rights, the right to organize, the environment, etc.?

also kenan: no one here is, to my knowledge, proposing that electing kerry will solve all of our problems. but the world is a complicated place. it isn't simply moving in one direction, and the options aren't limited to hastening its movement or halting it. there are many things at stake, and i believe that electing kerry over bush would make a positive difference in many ways, even if he won't turn out to be some modern-day david swatting the goliath of the megacorporations.

amateur!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 05:34 (twenty-one years ago)

and clinton did as much to dismantle great society/new deal shit as others...welfare reforms come to mind

anthony, Tuesday, 27 July 2004 05:35 (twenty-one years ago)

the Daily Show will be at the convention, which is why they've been missing for a week. Jon Stewart was actually presented with an invitation on the air by terry mcawliff-something-something, i think.

the bits & pieces i heard of clinton's speech were great. something tells me that the GOP convention in a month's time will be really fuckin' scary.

Kingfish von Bandersnatch (Kingfish), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 05:35 (twenty-one years ago)

"post-nationalism" sounds like a fancy excuse for aloofness to me.

xpost

i mostly agree with you, but the "welfare reform" issue is fairly complicated.

amateur!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 05:36 (twenty-one years ago)

See I think there's a big difference between Reagan and Thatcher because she started the whole privatization of British industry, which isn't really applicable to America, and which had far more devastating consequences for her country than Reagan's policies did for ours (not that his were great, mind you).

As for this:

Are you saying he woundn't have if he could have?

No, there are some of those policies that I don't think even Ronald Reagan would've undone, even if he had the power to. Social Security comes to mind. But again any speculation on that order is moot since the Republicans didn't control Congress, as they do now (ie. why talking about what's going on now and recognizing differences between the parties is important).

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 05:36 (twenty-one years ago)

i believe that electing kerry over bush would make a positive difference in many ways, even if he won't turn out to be some modern-day david swatting the goliath of the megacorporations.

I agree! This all started with the "no difference" claim, and my half-heartedly defending how that's a valid point of view. Don't think I'm voting for Bush or anything.

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 05:38 (twenty-one years ago)

also I think that, so far, John Kerry has proposed some really good ideas for taxing American-based multinationals and discouraging them from sending work and/or profits in the form of tax shelters abroad. Which is not exactly "laissez-faire" nor anything the Republicans would ever dare propose.

I'm not really sure what the function of suzy's cartoon is, but it's not particularly heartening and/or relevant since we're having a good discussion here.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 05:39 (twenty-one years ago)

what does it mean to have a "valid" point of view that is wrong?

amateur!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 05:40 (twenty-one years ago)

as snide as it may sound, that's an honest question.

amateur!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 05:40 (twenty-one years ago)

It's not wrong, it's just incomplete, as you pointed out.

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 05:42 (twenty-one years ago)

as a statement of fact, i believe that the "no effective difference" line is incorrect.

amateur!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 05:43 (twenty-one years ago)

sorry, i feel like we're going in circles.

amateur!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 05:44 (twenty-one years ago)

We certainly are now.

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 05:47 (twenty-one years ago)

well still no one has posited a convincing argument as to how there's "no effective difference" between two parties, whether fundamentally or on a single issue.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 05:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Stence, that was a pompous, arsepain thing to say about me just up there. At any rate it's Steve Bell's cartoon, who we love over here.

On the 'life' issue I think there is a substantial difference between the parties.

suzy (suzy), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 05:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I didn't say anything about you, suzy.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 05:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not really sure what the function of suzy's cartoon is, but it's not particularly heartening and/or relevant since we're having a good discussion here.

What's this? Chopped liver?

Anyway, as you were - have to go and read speech transcripts.

suzy (suzy), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 06:03 (twenty-one years ago)

you posted the cartoon, no? I posted that not as any sort of an attack but as an opportunity for you to explain the function of posting it, but if you're too busy that's fine. I still don't see how that cartoon is relevant to anything that we've been discussing re: the election, the parties, their respective non-"no effective difference" platforms, etc. It is relevant to a discussion of perhaps the candidates' images but nobody's really gone that route yet.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 06:08 (twenty-one years ago)

dude, it's a cartoon about the democratic nominee. isn't this the DNC thread?

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 06:19 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah and it adds the important point that he looks like Lurch. Can we talk about substantive issues again, please?

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 06:22 (twenty-one years ago)

"a pompous, arsepain thing to say"

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 06:23 (twenty-one years ago)

one issue I would like to talk about (if it so pleases) is whether or not the emphasis on winning back the White House diminishes the awareness among voters that many Congressional seats are also in play for this election. Certainly every presidential election is going to be more emphasized, and it's for very good reason this time around, but are voters who have Congressional races in their districts and states going to be as tuned in on their local races as the presidential one?

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 06:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Ok, how abut this -- He opened a free market floodgate that every President since him -- ESPECIALLY Clinton -- has been riding.

Reagan was all surface, to be sure. But his surface was one of the most alluring ones in modern times. It wasn't just his personality or his jokes, Reagan "saved" us from the seventies. He brought hope (however artificial) and life (however Hollywood) to politics in a way that America responded to passionately. Yes, you're probably right, he probably wouldn't have repealed the New Deal whole cloth. But he planted the seed and cleared the path for nutters far worse than him to follow (like our current administration). He *invented* conservatism as we now know it, socially if not quite politically.

Discuss. I'm going to bed.

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 06:32 (twenty-one years ago)

no
it means that i have stopped believing that the breads and circuses of nationalist politics will do anything to solve problems that are basically either individual or transglobal, and to recognize that most of the problems these days are fights not b/w nations but fights b/w ideological systems

and that the election that is going on right now is a fight between two people who are basically in the same ideological system.

you want another white, straight, ivy eduacted, old money, waspish man you can have two.

i am not aloof, i am active poltically, for small scale local issues and for larger trans or supernational issues--i care more about the death of a jamican queer actisvist in kingstown then who won the canadian election, and am fighting hard to perserve markets, gardens and housing in edmonton directly, those are the things that i can do tbat will affect my life.

fuck you a, there is no way that i am aloof, and i am offended by you suggesting that a long thought out, long argued position is cynical and lazy,.

anthony, Tuesday, 27 July 2004 06:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Just because there are significant similarities between two people/parties/whatever doesn't mean there aren't significant differences between the two, as well.

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 06:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Exactly.

Anthony, I worry about the impulse behind a suspicion that by virtue of Yaliness and wealth one becomes disqualified from public service somehow. Not all rich people are complacent fuckers who think a C average is cool. Some of them pay their fair share in taxes without exploring those cheating loopholes an economic conservative would sort out as second nature.

I am impressed that the GOP think Kerry so worthy of attack on 'spin' levels - or on spurious 'moral'grounds like the people who complain about his frankly amazing wife who seems to have told some Mellon Scaifer to shove off ALREADY, good for her, a fine example to us all. According to Sidney Blumenthal, Kerry became more lethal to them unravelling Iran Contra in his first term than by pursuing anything Vietnam-related.

suzy (suzy), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 07:08 (twenty-one years ago)

its not that at all--if cornell west (the first one that came to mind) was in a presidental race, then i would vote for him, there is enough difference in what what cornell west believes and what the republicans belive.

i have spun off this thread, because i am thinking about it, but i dont see the difference there. i am worried about insiders, and all of those things apply, im worried about a democracy becoming a aristocractic oligarchy, and i am worried that what i loved in kerrys history has been knocked off to make him more complacent--you dont see any of the anger at vietnam, only the vienam as war hero stuff...the three purple hearts and a p boat on the mekong--i dont want a fucking war hero, i dont want a fucking war.

anthony, Tuesday, 27 July 2004 07:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I mean, I agree about the risk of an aristocracy forming in more ways than it already has - but I see Kerry's approach to government as more inclusive, more egalitarian, and less venal in deed or appearance than that of Bush's take on same.

I'm not as worried about what you call insiders as you are - because a liberal insider is only there after years of wonking away on policy and learning how to convince people to do the right thing in language they'll relate to, even if they're the most selfish asshole to grace a golf course. They'll be well-rehearsed in arguing the toss with the most base conservatives you can find, the real fuckers. How many of us can say the same? That's part of the problem, the seeming remoteness of policy makers can be alienating in that way, but the people who press on have to be pretty fired up to do so. If you heard my friend Nellie explaining to my mom in policy and economic terms how the black man who held her up at gunpoint did not mean it was now OK to be a racist, because of the continuing effects of racism on his life choices that may have led him to the holdup, you'd know it can work.

The military thing is one of those matters that are sensitive generationally. Vietnam still rankles with people my mom's age, 60, even though her then-husband never had to serve (4F), her dad never had to serve in WWII and her boyfriend, who did go, wasn't in her life until 20 years after his service. And her mantra is 'nobody wants a war'. Kerry is pre-empting any attack on liberalism by saying his derives from being at the rifle end of coruscating conservative policies eg. Vietnam, while the architects of those policies were fixing it so someone else's kids had to do their gruntwork. They write checks they expect YOUR ass to cash. That's unacceptable. Clinton, in earning a Rhodes scholarship and thereby avoiding the draft, did something rare: he EARNED his reprieve as a scholar, and as pen mightier than sword I feel it is entirely honorable.

I don't want a fucking war either, but in some ways, some rockist ways, America needs to hear this from someone who's 'been there' rather than be told how important war, constant war, is to prop up the regime of some prick who wasn't. Remember, these adversaries think that might is right and that they have a moral high ground on matters sexual and economic - how do we take that away from them without stooping to their level? Send in a veteran who doesn't really want any more veterans for both anecdotal and policy reasons. We've demonstrated we don't want a career military veteran type, we've acknowledged that Tango and Cash are hypocrites, we've opened the door to exploring just how thorough this hypocrisy is.

suzy (suzy), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 08:16 (twenty-one years ago)

but kerry didn't earn it in the same way clinton did--kerry comes from if not old money then old families. you've seen the family trees, i assume.

kerrys military records, and how you described what he is doing in this war is what he has been saying, but its not something i am sure i believe.

i am still angry at him losing so much time on congress to be on the campaign trail, and though he voted against doma, i view it as suspect that he was missing for the fma.

i wish he was less wishy washy on abortion, that he didn't seem to be so isolationist when it came to foreign policy, that i knew what he thought about foreign policy (esp. africa and the mideast), affrimative action, gender pairty, the nea, affordable housing, drug plans for senoirs--but then many of those things i think need not to be handled on the federal level.

i am not really a liberal, i believe in many of the things that the republicans preach as well--states rights, localized (if not smaller) governments, charter schools, less activist judges (and i loved lawerence vs texas), maybe even faith and community based initaives

i jsut dont want to play the binary anymore

anthony, Tuesday, 27 July 2004 08:40 (twenty-one years ago)

While I take on your points I believe that money and class background should not be a campaign issue or items to be held against a candidate provided that candidate has not used either to unfair advantage. Bush clearly has, repeatedly. Kerry does not insult our intelligence by being stupidly jovial (and has at least chosen a hobby that does not make him look like he regularly 'chokes on pretzels' if he fall down go boom). There are moneyed people who believe it is wrong that the gap between them and poor people is as wide as it is because of the dysfunction that represents and the polarisation that produces. This is the real American domestic crisis.

This resentment for people on what are classist grounds no matter how you slice them signals that it's okay for the rich to be exclusive in return. Class and entitlement issues are driving America apart in a divide and rule style.

suzy (suzy), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 09:04 (twenty-one years ago)

this thread has been practically the only thing that has made me sit up and give a shit about who wins, and realize there is a difference. of course, over here john kerry's rad past is a big PLUS (ie I saw a rad-fem doc called 'year of the woman', 1974, last weekend -- jk's name was in the credits alongside milos forman, warren beatty, et al...). but in general the 'they're all the same' line is objectively pro-bush, even if the two parties are too similar for comfort.

ENRQ (Enrique), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 10:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Democrizzats believe in effective public services; Republicanals believe public services should be destroyed or left to bleach in the sun, like a sad old theme park that's losing money to its embezzling owners. There are deviations of course, but this is such a stark and fundamental difference which goes to the heart of the job each candidate is running for.

(anthony I think the major fights between ideologies is actually over, for the time being, at least. With the bizarro exception of North Korea we're not in the time of "my ideology is better than yours" anymore, even on infranational issues like abortion. The contest has shifted to identity i.e. my IDENTITY is better than yours, and this plays itself out between states, especially in Africa, the Balkans, the Middle East, and even more often inside states. International relations aren't about ways of life so much anymore as they're about race and ethnic based fear and violence)

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 13:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Republicanals believe public services should be destroyed or left to bleach in the sun

They seem to believe that all government gets in the way of letting magic money do its free thing, and that almost all infrastructure should be built by private companies (cause you know -- they're just DYING to do it!). I wonder about this, and I don't know enough smart Re[publicans to ask them -- how do they imagine this happens? How does slavish service to the shareholders ever, in any case, translate into serving the greater good?

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 13:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't understand Tracer's post at all: International relations aren't about ways of life so much anymore as they're about race and ethnic based fear and violence isn't an opposition at all, fer example, but I'm interested.

ENRQ (Enrique), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 13:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Jon Stewart showed up on MSNBC last night for a few minutes after Carter's speech, talking to Brokaw and Russert. Not at his best, but I guess he's on short sleep.

Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 13:43 (twenty-one years ago)

daily show comes back on tonight

Kingfish von Bandersnatch (Kingfish), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 13:58 (twenty-one years ago)

kucinich has released his delegates

BOSTON - Defeated Democratic presidential candidate Rep. Dennis Kucinich (news - web sites) has released his convention delegates, telling his supporters to "vote your conscience."

Kucinich, who formally endorsed presumed nominee John Kerry (news - web sites) last week, met with his roughly 64 delegates twice this week, with many saying they would still cast a vote for the four-term Ohio congressman at the roll call Wednesday night, according to an e-mail Tuesday from his campaign...

Kingfish von Bandersnatch (Kingfish), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 14:02 (twenty-one years ago)

i think suzy has said most of what i could say about the attractiveness of seasoned politicians as candidates (as presidents). i don't take back what i said to anthony, because while i endorse the idea that there is a thriving politics far beyond the national races, the national races matter too, and dismissing both major parties in the name of "post-nationalism" (still don't understand the significance of the "post-") does seem unnecessarily facile and unproductive.

also, cornel west has always struck me as a phony.

amateur!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 14:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey, look! Someone (Kingfish) actually made a post relating to the Democratic National Convention! Unlike all those other posts that look exactly like half-a-thousand other threads that I've read in the last year.

I'm amazed that Democrats, BILL CLINTON OF ALL PEOPLE, are sticking to the network time restraints. He went over, what, five minutes last night? It sure beats the days when the nominee gave his acceptance speech to Guam.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 15:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Cornel West for President... of "Zion"!!

NRQ I meant "way of life" to refer to a governmental structure for human living; wars aren't fought over that so much anymore, for now, at least. the nationalism anthony has so much of a problem with doesn't even EXIST in that kind of idological form any more.. the "clash of civilizations" btw america and islam would be far scarier if it had more truth to it. it's not the structure of government that's an issue for ObL, it's identity and respect. it's not ideology that's at issue w/Bush/Cheney, it's the money to be made from fear and division. ethnic nationalism a la Serbia and Croatia, and divide-and-conquer wholesale looting of national resources a la Equatorial Guinea (and uh, the United States via its corporate proxies) is by my lights more destructive these days than ideology

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 16:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Tracer Hand totally OTM.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 16:07 (twenty-one years ago)

tonight's schedule, with some content that teeny should be interested in

gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 16:31 (twenty-one years ago)

The Honorable Joe Manchin III
Secretary of State, West Virginia
Candidate for Governor, West Virginia

sort of related to him by marriage, sort of.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 16:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Tracer=>those things are ideology in action, no? the big complaint is that dems and GOP have little between them as regards ideology, but just because both have no issues with capitalism as a whole doesn't mean that there can't be significant differences, eg on topics like environment, foreign policy, levels of state provision etc.

ObL is probably himself a nihilist of some sort, but his followers no doubt have very 'ideological' beliefs about eg the control of oil resources.

Enrique (Enrique), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 17:22 (twenty-one years ago)

ObL is probably himself a nihilist of some sort

That's an odd conjecture. Isn't it pretty clear what his beliefs are, ie. extreme fundamentalist Islam? That's far from nihilism.

o. nate (onate), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 17:30 (twenty-one years ago)

it's not the structure of government that's an issue for ObL, it's identity and respect

I also don't think ObL would agree that his issue is "identity and respect". He would very strongly assert that he does care about the structure of the government - ie., that it should be an Islamic state.

To deny this is to assert that either he is lying or he doesn't really know what he wants. Neither of these claims seems particularly well supported by the evidence.

o. nate (onate), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 17:47 (twenty-one years ago)

and not just an Islamic state but the Caliphate reincarnate.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 17:48 (twenty-one years ago)

It resembles nihilism in practice only insofar as it doesn’t point very strongly at some concrete end goal, some particular value, outcome, or vision that it recommends. It recommends against a lot of concrete and well-defined things—say, America’s military presence in the mid-East, or the oligarchic governments of the Arabian Peninsula—but fundamentalist Islam or not, very little of its talking time is aimed at what it hopes to build. The assumption would be that it dreams of a strong pan-Arab state existing under Islamic law, but when it comes down to it that’s horribly speculative.

So in x-post land here I think I disagree with O.nate: he wouldn’t “strongly assert” that, and to my knowledge hasn’t “strongly asserted” that. The guy’s method of operation here isn’t such that he really needs to—or would at all benefit from—outlining any sort of clear vision apart from the rejection of a lot of present realities. (Ha: someone get him a convention!)

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 17:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I mean, I think in his political rhetoric dreaming of a Caliphate reincarnate on some level equates to saying "I dream of an America of strength and wisdom blah blah blah" -- yes, yes, it means much more than that, but at the core is the kind of banality and dreaminess that doesn't say as much as it wants to.

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 17:53 (twenty-one years ago)

oh man. I was knocked out on painkillers last night and missed everything (although it's on the tivo) and now I gotta catch up and watch tonight's festivities. (thanks gabbneb!)

teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 17:53 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost to nabisco - comparing alQ to an American political party is somewhat offensive.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 17:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Stencil, you're not dumb enough to have just posted that. The only comparison made there was between two types of rhetoric and their levels of specificity -- the proportion by which they articulate a clear vision of an end goal and the proportion by which they express platitudes that are actually metaphors for vague and insubstantial visions. At no point in that paragraph did I say what you just implied I did, and you're smart enough to know that.

Back on topic, Clinton's speech was lovely, particularly the "they need us divided" bit (though you'd think the delegates would have caught on quicker and dropped the boos from his "by all means, vote for them" repetitions).

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 17:56 (twenty-one years ago)

okay, comparing their rhetoric is still offensive. And so is you telling me what I can or can't be offended by.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 17:57 (twenty-one years ago)

also when I say offended I mean slightly annoyed so take with a grain of salt. I just think it's quite rash to compare the two rhetorics, and perhaps even insulting to ObL (if that's possible) as his is the more lively (though not, y'know, sane) of the two (not that that "lively-ness" is a good thing obv.).

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 18:01 (twenty-one years ago)

So in all future posts I should refrain from discussing one piece of political rhetoric in relation to other pieces of political rhetoric? Take offense all you want, but that was a pure comparative observation without any value judgment attached to it, and I think it's very silly to take it as anything but. And NB despite the "strength and wisdom" holdover from last night, that example wasn't meant at all to refer to the Democrats or this convention -- just the general sort of easy-to-swallow platitudes that are mixed into all political rhetoric, everywhere, and are very nice for structuring speeches but do not, in and of themselves, necessarily say much. I'm not sure why you should be surprised or offended to hear someone say that Osama bin Laden's political "vision" depends very deeply on those sorts of platitudes, as opposed to any clearly-articulated ideas.

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 18:01 (twenty-one years ago)

(that was an x-post, sorry)

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 18:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Where I am right now, the cable is knocked out, so no live CSPAN or CNN coverage for me tonight. Dammit. Bless this thread for providing some intelligent entertainment

Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 18:04 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost - sorry, I just don't think, based on what translations I've read, that ObL's platitudes are anywhere near as benign as that of any major American politcal party. And also I think the rhetorical style and tradition from whence he comes is so completely different from the American political style as to be almost beyond comparison.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 18:05 (twenty-one years ago)

What I’m thinking about, though, is less the banality or not of the rhetoric itself, but the banality or let’s say firmness of the future it articulates. He’s awfully lively and concrete, I think, when it comes to the present, and when it comes to what he’s against—more lively and concrete, in fact, than Western mainstream politicians who stand for elections can ever be, anywhere. I just don’t think I’ve ever seen any rhetoric come from this camp that spends much time articulating concrete end goals beyond (a) the defeat of existing entities and circumstances, which isn’t really a “vision,” and (b) the fundamentalist (and therefore always non-concrete) visions in question. Which is natural, given the position they’re in and the tactics they’ve chosen: after all, they’re not “politicians,” and really they needn’t have any agenda beyond their perfectly plain and concrete present-day ones. But when you look beyond that, how much can anyone really firmly say about what the concrete real-world dream is behind it? Which is what I was originally thinking, that this bears on the seeming (though not, I don't think, real) nihilism behind the whole thing.

NB now that I work for a jeweler, I spent a lot of last night marvelling at Hillary's pearls. Those were some nice pearls, man.

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 18:18 (twenty-one years ago)

These conventions need more bling.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 18:32 (twenty-one years ago)

From http://www.infoplease.com/spot/terror-qaeda.html :

"The principal stated aims of al-Qaeda are to drive Americans and American influence out of all Muslim nations, especially Saudi Arabia; destroy Israel; and topple pro-Western dictatorships around the Middle East. Bin Laden has also said that he wishes to unite all Muslims and establish, by force if necessary, an Islamic nation adhering to the rule of the first Caliphs."

You may argue this is vague, but it certainly makes some prescriptions about governmental structure, which is what my post was saying. It also bears little resemblance to nihilism to my way of thinking.

o. nate (onate), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 18:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I think nabisco's comparison is a valid one, and being offended by it seems like a reflex to seeing ANY similarity between AlQ and American politics being pointed out.

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 18:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Look, there is no more "remake the world according to our visionary master plan" stuff, which is exactly where a lot of critiques of Bush/Cheney fall down. American hegemony and efforts to further it are of a different order than say, fascism, or Quakerism, or Christianity, or anarcho-syndicalist unionism. Certainly Bushco DOES have a master plan re: the middle east, but the particulars of government and way of life for the citizens affected by their policies aren't much of an issue --> legal and capital mechanisms that ensure future megabuck bonanzas for Foreign Direct Investment are. On the flip side, Osama isn't telling everyone he's found the secret blueprints for a better life (i.e. ideology), he feels HUMILIATED at American troops in Middle East because it impinges on what he imagines to be his religious and cultural identity.

old wars - to be gained: territory; means: national troops; financing: state taxation
20C wars - to be gained: ideology; means: propaganda and national troops; financing: state taxation
new wars - to be gained: identity; means: guerrilla and asymmetric warfare; financing: black market

of course the US is still fighting in 20C mode

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 18:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd agree that Osama isn't an old-school ideologue. Ideology of that sort was largely a phenomena of the 19th and 20th centuries. Osama is even more old-school than that. He's more like a medieval religious crusader - someone who seeks to establish a program of theocracy by force.

I'd also agree that al-Qaeda's current M.O. is more destructive than constructive. This is in keeping with the *appearance* of nihilism that Nabisco argued for. However, in the long-run their stated aims (at least, and perhaps their sincere aims as well) are constructive - in that they seek to build a pan-Islamic state. This distinguishes them from true nihilists.

o. nate (onate), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow. I'm watfching Betsy Cavendish, the NARAL interim prez right now. She looks just like Scott Thompson in drag.

Sorry for cutting in on the Osama thread to offer a convention observation.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 19:29 (twenty-one years ago)

(x-post)

I was going to stop thread derailing on this, but Nate, yeah, that summary quote is exactly the kind of rhetoric I’m talking about. There are four points in it; note how the first three of them are all the kind of thing we can call, for lack of a better word, “reactionary”; notice they’re about ridding the region of certain influences, in order to brush off all outside impingements on exactly the kind of cultural identity Tracer’s talking about. But after that, then what? At which point the fourth offers a vision that, if it didn’t have such strong political connotations already floating around it, would pretty much function as a strong-religion platitude. I just want to be clear, I’m not saying those first three things are platitudes, and I’m not saying the fourth thing is all platitude. I think my original point was that people’s idea that this is a “nihilistic” viewpoint (and I don’t think it is) probably comes from the fact that its focus for the time being is on purging various elements, with only the occasional reminder of the traditionalist, if obviously frightening, dream of what that might result in. [x-post, we're on the same page about this]

All of which adds up to Tracer being absolutely right about the cultural identity issue. This rhetoric isn’t, chiefly, about the political power, the economic opportunity, or the rights and freedoms of Arabs and Muslims: it’s about the pride and identity and cultural independence of Arabs and Muslims. The dream of a return Caliphate isn’t about public administration, it’s about cultural and religious identity. Hence a future-vision not of details but of deeply stirring banalities about pride and honor and return, essentially, to the great empires of antiquity.

Weirdly, I honestly think a lot of the sway of this viewpoint isn’t just in its obvious, sensible resonances with people in the region, but in the fact that there aren’t other routes to vent dissatisfaction. Situations have been created where strong religion is the only force that can credibly and powerfully have any impact these oligarchies. As soon as you have strong religion—and its associations of traditional identity—allied against both oligarchic governments and their western friends—both associated with the selling-out of that traditional identity—it’s bound to go this direction.

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 19:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Shit, right, we should talk about the convention, I'm sorry.

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 19:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Sorry I couldn't resist one more rebuttal:

I think this whole way of thinking - of looking at Bin Laden's apocalyptic pronouncements, religious fanaticism, martyr complex, etc. - and saying, "Oh this guy has identity issues", is coming from a very secular, very Western, post-Freudian place that has fuck-all to do with the mindset and world that these al-Qaeda guys actually live in. I honestly believe they don't give two shits about identity. What they care about is the will of Allah. Sure psychologists can try and trace this back to identity issues or political frustration or economic opportunity or how they were potty-trained or some other hand-wavy therapeutic mumbo-jumbo, but to equate this with their agenda is basically to reject the possibility of any mutual communication with them. It places them in a clinical subject-object relationship that is thoroughly Western, secular, and orthogonal to their worldview.

o. nate (onate), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 19:47 (twenty-one years ago)

"Bin Laden has also said that he wishes to unite all Muslims and establish, by force if necessary, an Islamic nation adhering to the rule of the first Caliphs."

You may argue this is vague, but it certainly makes some prescriptions about governmental structure, which is what my post was saying. It also bears little resemblance to nihilism to my way of thinking.

I gues that's the thing: I *would* call this vague and nihilistic and having nothing to do w/ governmental structures -- because it's nothing more than 'Osama smash satan' menkoism. What this has set in motion is something else. But the identity stuff will always come second to control of the world's resources, which is surely the big bsattleground now.

EnRQ (Enrique), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 19:54 (twenty-one years ago)

(For the record I don't think anyone means "identity issues" in some sort of psychological way: we're talking about the split between two groups maybe not being about ideologies and more about issues relating to religion and culture. In other words, there's nothing Freudian about someone like bin Laden deciding that the great culture of "his" people has been walked over by and sold out to another culture, and that he wants to work against this. I mean, plenty of Americans would do the same thing. Just look at the far right wing and the UN: if some other nation had a military base in this country, you don't think certain Americans would be ready to blow up who or whatever?)

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 20:02 (twenty-one years ago)

(That response wandered off-track. Sorry.)

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 20:02 (twenty-one years ago)

it'd be fun if they let Denis Leary speak

Kingfish von Bandersnatch (Kingfish), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 21:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Barack, you're a star

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 00:42 (twenty-one years ago)

undeniably so.

dan carville weiner, Wednesday, 28 July 2004 00:58 (twenty-one years ago)

o. nate, c'mon man, that "orthogonal to worldview" argument would be demeaning even if you applied it to animals. I understand trying not to fit a western template over the world, but further than that i have no idea what this subject/object relationship is, or why it's so terrible, or how i'm culturally misusing it.

i liked obama's line about being the skinny kid!

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 01:03 (twenty-one years ago)

i feel like reagan's about to tell us he's gay, which will have hilarious consequences and co-star Meg Ryan

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 01:06 (twenty-one years ago)

ron reagan: "TINY CLASSIFIED ADS"

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 01:08 (twenty-one years ago)

i think his wife might have a problem with that.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 01:21 (twenty-one years ago)

the wife to be played by Alex Borstein in full-on "Lois" mode

Kingfish von Bandersnatch (Kingfish), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 01:23 (twenty-one years ago)

he's just pretending to be gay in order to speak at the Democratic convention.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 01:28 (twenty-one years ago)

he's not gay, he's just a former ballet dancer (with the Joffrey no less). probably part of why I like him.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 01:28 (twenty-one years ago)

it's funny when newspapers describe Barack Obama as "articulate"

Symplistic (shmuel), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 01:33 (twenty-one years ago)

hee hee. Chris Rock to thread.

Kingfish von Bandersnatch (Kingfish), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 01:35 (twenty-one years ago)

well yeah, there's probably some subtext to the adulation for him, but perhaps your focus on his race is obscuring the fact that he is a better communicator (and other things) than most people of any background?

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 01:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Spike Lee garbling "Articulate" in When We Were Kings, to thread...

TheRealJMod (TheRealJMod), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 01:43 (twenty-one years ago)

no, he is actually very articulate. it is an accurate description. it's just that there's a (probably unintentional on reporter's parts) subtext.

Symplistic (shmuel), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 01:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, it's accurate, not just literally (in which sense it would accurately describe John Kerry), but also figuratively, to refer to an intangible skill of political communcation (in which it would not).

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 01:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm just been officially hypnotized by Teresa Heinz Kerry!! It's like she's luring me off into a mossy glade never to be seen again!

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 02:00 (twenty-one years ago)

my mom really liked teresa heinz kerry. and obama obv.

i got a phone call and missed obama's speech. what'd he talk about? how'd he talk about it? anywhere i can find a transcript/video?

amateur!st (amateurist), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 02:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Obama's speech was actually very, very good. After the fawning profile in the New Yorker and all the hype about the State Senator from nowhere who is suddenly giving the keynote speech at the convention, I was prepared to be disappointed, but he was actually very, very good. I think there were a few moist eyes in the audience after his speech. The crowd seemed to be eating it up. Just think, after one term in the Senate he'll be as qualified for VP as John Edwards!

o. nate (onate), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 02:57 (twenty-one years ago)

i hope he doesn't rush things though. i suspect he won't.

amateur!st (amateurist), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 03:06 (twenty-one years ago)

My apologies for interrupting the thread once again, but I needed to respond to this:

o. nate, c'mon man, that "orthogonal to worldview" argument would be demeaning even if you applied it to animals. I understand trying not to fit a western template over the world, but further than that i have no idea what this subject/object relationship is, or why it's so terrible, or how i'm culturally misusing it.

What's demeaning about saying that concerns about "cultural identity" are orthogonal to the Al Qaeda worldview? What I think is demeaning is the suggestion that Al Qaeda is out there flying planes into buildings to express their culture. Al Qaeda has nothing to do with expressing Islamic culture. The fact is that these extremists believe that it is Allah's will for them to do what they are doing. And they believe that Allah is the absolute deity over everyone, in every culture, in the whole world. This whole idea that Al Qaeda is an expression of cultural identity is the product of a Western perspective rooted in relativism and multiculturalism which I believe is completely foreign to the way that extreme fundamentalists think. Al Qaeda doesn't believe that Allah is an expression of their culture!

o. nate (onate), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 03:07 (twenty-one years ago)

And mentioning Sullivan again -- bubbling over with praise for Obama.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 03:07 (twenty-one years ago)

but ObL's own rhetoric is totally suffused with religious nationalism -- i think nabisco's terms are totally fair.

amateur!st (amateurist), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 03:08 (twenty-one years ago)

weird xpost

amateur!st (amateurist), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 03:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't wait to vote for Obama in 2012 or 2016 or whenever he runs for prez.

amateur!st, I'd bet a lot of transcripts and whatnot are available at www.cspan.org.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 03:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Video of Obama's speech (as well as others on Tuesday) here: http://www.msnbc.com/modules/interactive.asp?id=/d/ip/dnc_tuesday_videos_152/data.js&navid=3032091&fmt=full

Joshua Houk (chascarrillo), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 03:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Obama is pretty amazing, and that was a great speech. It's impossible not to like this guy.

Major McTwitch (kenan), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 04:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Damn, have to wait to catch the BBC Parliament rerun this afternoon.

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 05:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Bob Dole mentioned the prospect of a Schwartzenegger-Obama Presidential race sometime in the future, and maybe I'm drunk but I think that would be great (also, Bob Dole is great; best loser since Adlai, yo).
Now that I've actually seen Obama's speech, I can actually agree with te huzzahs. He's like a passionate preacher for centrism, which is kinda amazing. I can safely predict that one day, the Dems will pick him as nominee for Vice-President.

Symplistic (shmuel), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 06:43 (twenty-one years ago)

theresa heinz kerry's speech sucked all the momentum out of the night. I got so bored I looked at ILX.

kyle (akmonday), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 07:13 (twenty-one years ago)

my mom really liked teresa heinz kerry

mine too.

AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 07:15 (twenty-one years ago)

i really like thk, loads---like hilary before the evil loads

anthony, Wednesday, 28 July 2004 07:42 (twenty-one years ago)

This picture:

http://cache.boston.com/images/daily/28/andre_hillary_190b.jpg

Andre 3000 and Hillary. Future glimpse of the 2008 ticket?

x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 13:05 (twenty-one years ago)

If anyone finds a transcription of Obama's speech, I'd appreciate a link. I only found video at cnn.com, and I'm at work. Muchos gracias.

St. Nicholas (Nick A.), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 13:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Also: a snipped, brilliant, rhetorically chill-inspiring bit of Obama's speech:


Yet even as we speak, there are those who are preparing to divide us, the spin masters and negative ad peddlers who embrace the politics of anything goes. Well, I say to them tonight, there's not a liberal America and a conservative America -- there's the United States of America. There's not a black America and white America and Latino America and Asian America; there's the United States of America. The pundits like to slice-and-dice our country into Red States and Blue States; Red States for Republicans, Blue States for Democrats. But I've got news for them, too. We worship an awesome God in the Blue States, and we don't like federal agents poking around our libraries in the Red States. We coach Little League in the Blue States and have gay friends in the Red States. There are patriots who opposed the war in Iraq and patriots who supported it. We are one people, all of us pledging allegiance to the stars and stripes, all of us defending the United States of America.

In the end, that's what this election is about. Do we participate in a politics of cynicism or a politics of hope? John Kerry calls on us to hope. John Edwards calls on us to hope. I'm not talking about blind optimism here -- the almost willful ignorance that thinks unemployment will go away if we just don't talk about it, or the health care crisis will solve itself if we just ignore it. No, I'm talking about something more substantial. It's the hope of slaves sitting around a fire singing freedom songs; the hope of immigrants setting out for distant shores; the hope of a young naval lieutenant bravely patrolling the Mekong Delta; the hope of a millworker's son who dares to defy the odds; the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too. The audacity of hope!

x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 13:17 (twenty-one years ago)

It's on Salon

TheRealJMod (TheRealJMod), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 13:18 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.boston.com/news/politics/conventions/articles/2004/07/27/transcript_of_barack_obamas_speech/

x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 13:20 (twenty-one years ago)

here's a Campaign Desk bit on the whole Heinz Kerry "Shove It" thing, and its bullshit flare-up.

...That the "persistent reporter" was an editorial writer for the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review, a conservative paper that has been highly critical of Heinz Kerry for years -- we expected this detail to quickly fall by the wayside.

Kingfish von Bandersnatch (Kingfish), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 13:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I hope some Republicans are watching the convention. Obama nailed it without sounding liberal..(ist?)

dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 13:42 (twenty-one years ago)

dude you know Karl Rove is furiously scribbling notes every night. Unfortunately, even the GOP's more moderate speakers (Giuliani, Schwartzenegger) do not have the ability to come across that well.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 13:44 (twenty-one years ago)

but ObL's own rhetoric is totally suffused with religious nationalism

Examples, please? ObL is radically anti-nationalist in that he wants to erase the existing national borders in the Middle East and establish a pan-national Caliphate. He doesn't care about national identity (ie., Iranian, Iraqi, Saudi, Jordanian, etc., etc.) - he wants to unite all Muslims under a single government.

o. nate (onate), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 13:45 (twenty-one years ago)

.. I mean Republican citizens .. voters, that is. Fence sitters, preferably.

I'm listening to Kennedy's speech right now... by comparison, it's "mumble mumble mumble JOHN KERRY, OUR NEXT PRESIDENT" "RAAAHHHHHH!" "mumble mumble mumble..." I'm not absorbing any of it ...

dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 13:49 (twenty-one years ago)

take it to a new thread, yo

xpost

Kingfish von Bandersnatch (Kingfish), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 13:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Obama and Teresa (to some extent) made up for some of the lousier speakers last night, including Teddy, Howard Dean (man was he ever a disappointment), Carole Moseley-Braun, Christie Vilsack (ugh), Ron Reagan, and l'il orphan kerryfan:

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040728/capt.dncc13307280220.cvn_wexler_kids_for_kerry_dncc133.jpg

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 13:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Obama nailed it without sounding liberal

Speaking of hope, my hope is that this guy won't be corrupted and cajoled by Washington--how long will it be before he succumbs to spinmasters and negative ad peddlers and open partisanship? Is he only calling out against the nutjobs on the right? The audacity of hope, indeed.

dan carville weiner, Wednesday, 28 July 2004 13:52 (twenty-one years ago)

l'il orphan kerryfan:

GAH! CARROTTOP HAS SPAWNED!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 13:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Is he only calling out against the nutjobs on the right?

How many Republicans call out only against nutjobs on the left?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 13:54 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost - judging by her left hand, I'd say she's the spawn of the man below.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 13:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh great, a love child of Carrot-Top and Dio.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 13:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Is he only calling out against the nutjobs on the right?

I think this would be a wholly appropriate tact at this point, considering that it's the nut jobs on the right who are in power.

o. nate (onate), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 13:59 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah but since he doesn't have a nutjob on the right to run against, what's he gonna do?

I don't wanna know what Jack Ryan would interpret the word "nutjob" to mean.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 14:00 (twenty-one years ago)

There's a mental image to spoil my breakfast. Thanks!

o. nate (onate), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 14:01 (twenty-one years ago)

.. and yet, I didn't get the impression that he was doing that... Sounded like he was saying to Democrats not to succumb to divisive politics, but to find common ground. no?

xpost

dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 14:02 (twenty-one years ago)

boston is a total ghost town. its nice, almost has me wishing for a new plague

kephm, Wednesday, 28 July 2004 14:05 (twenty-one years ago)

How many Republicans call out only against nutjobs on the left?

that's not really the point.

dan carville weiner, Wednesday, 28 July 2004 14:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually, it kinda is.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 14:11 (twenty-one years ago)

How are we now comparing Anne Coulter to Barack Obama?

dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 14:13 (twenty-one years ago)

l'il orphan kerryfan:

hahaha

Kingfish von Bandersnatch (Kingfish), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 14:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually, it kinda is.

You're making my points for me? As you wish, then.

dan carville weiner, Wednesday, 28 July 2004 14:44 (twenty-one years ago)

The big Republican message of the day (recognizing that Obama is too great a force to overcome and thus must be co-opted) is that Obama's really a conservative, but that he'll become 'partisan' when he gets to DC. (I just heard Chambliss is pushing this line; he's a real fair-minded, bipartisan guy) In fact, Obama self-identifies as a liberal. He sounded centrist to some people last night because he did something most liberals either refuse to do on principle (I'm pretty much in this camp) or don't even realize is important to communicate to the other side - stated his own reasonableness and patriotism and acknowledged the arguments of the other side.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 14:45 (twenty-one years ago)

You're making my points for me? As you wish, then.

*bows* I put it to you you are misinterpreting me.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 14:47 (twenty-one years ago)

and for the record, I like Elizabeth Edwards better than THK, and Barbara Mikulski better than HRC

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 14:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Babs should drop the closeted act.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 14:52 (twenty-one years ago)

why?

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 14:53 (twenty-one years ago)

because it's 2004?

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 14:55 (twenty-one years ago)

my point Ned--and it's related to what Gabbneb just posted--is that while I find Obama extremely intriguing as a public speaker, I cannot completely disregard my political suspicion of him. My hope is that he can walk his talk. I have no use for more pols who will preach palatable ideas and then follow up with craven grabs for power or meaningless partisanship. Is he going to be someone different, or is this just a temporary illusion until he gets elected and subjected to the machinery. I hope not. The audacity of my hope is that someday there will be a Democrat I can trust enough to vote for--today, that someone seems like Obama.

dan carville weiner, Wednesday, 28 July 2004 14:56 (twenty-one years ago)

an interesting take on Mikulski.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 14:58 (twenty-one years ago)

And Mikulski was born in 1936. Reported comments about hot men, if true, are a little stupid, I agree, but I don't think we have any right to know about her personal life. And because it's 2004, I don't see any obligation to represent.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 15:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Stonewall was what, 35 years ago?

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 15:02 (twenty-one years ago)

implying that she certainly had a sexual orientation,

ok, this line is sort of funny. but really, I doubt Fritz Hollings, if single (I assume he's not) would be required to imply that he has a sexual orientation

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 15:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm kinda perturbed by your appeasement-style posts on this and the GOP convention thread, gabbneb. Surely this defeatist attitude is one reason why Democrats lose elections? Rather pessimistic in the middle of the convention, too.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 15:09 (twenty-one years ago)

The audacity of my hope is that someday there will be a Democrat I can trust enough to vote for

So who do you trust enough to vote for then Don? The Republicans? I don't see any evidence that they are less partisan or power-hungry than the Democrats. The Libertarians? I guess we can imagine that that they would be pure and idealistic in their actions, because as long as they remain out of office there is no available counter-evidence, but I remain very skeptical that they would behave any differently if they ever became a significant party.

o. nate (onate), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 15:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Since my political leanings are closest to Libertarians, I would trust them more by default. I agree with Democrats and liberals on a few issues, so if I'm voting for the lessor of two evils it could be a Democrat depending on the race in particular. I agree with your skeptisim about Libertarians should they ever accomplish significant power--my skeptisim about the Republicans has been proven many times over since at least 1988 when I last voted for one.

dan carville weiner, Wednesday, 28 July 2004 15:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm a great speller.

dan carville weiner, Wednesday, 28 July 2004 15:23 (twenty-one years ago)

well don, if nothing strange happens in the next three months, you will have six years to see what becomes of obama in dc.

amateur!st (amateurist), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 15:24 (twenty-one years ago)

"Schwartzenegger-Obama Presidential race sometime in the future"
Neither of them were born in America.

Obama does have a funny name.

A Nairn (moretap), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 15:28 (twenty-one years ago)

From New York Times briefing:

After Mr. Edwards speaks, the hall will fill with the strains of ``Black-Eyed Peas,'' a nod to Mr. Edwards's down-home roots and a signal to rural voters and Southerners that he is one of them.

x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 15:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm kinda perturbed by your appeasement-style posts on this and the GOP convention thread, gabbneb. Surely this defeatist attitude is one reason why Democrats lose elections? Rather pessimistic in the middle of the convention, too

Appeasement? To refuse to push Mikulski around? My attitude is neither defeatist nor pessimistic, but is born of confidence - loud proclamations are required only when one's voice is not being heard. We don't have that problem right now.

I'm a great speller.

I was hoping that this was Don's statement of his political orientation.

(xpost: oh dear)

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 15:33 (twenty-one years ago)

no, I meant your appeasement in that 1. by not calling for Mikulski to be responsible, you basically allow the radical rightwing nutjobs to continue to control the agenda on gay rights and 2. by calling for people not to protest the GOP convention on the other thread, again you're allowing the GOP to call the shots as to how and why and where issues are debated.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 15:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Obama was born in America: He was born in Hawaii in 1961 (at which time Hawaii was a state).

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 15:36 (twenty-one years ago)

As long as they can't get even a vote on a marriage amendment and can't keep their failures off the news every night, I don't think they're controlling anything.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 15:38 (twenty-one years ago)

gabbneb that's ridiculous - they brought the amendment forward knowing it was going to lose. It was used solely as a way to drive the issue into the campaign, and thus control the debate.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 15:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Mikulski's vote on the Defense of Marriage Act had more to do with Bill Clinton than fear of being outed.

Colin Meeder (Mert), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 15:40 (twenty-one years ago)

After Mr. Edwards speaks, the hall will fill with the strains of ``Black-Eyed Peas,''

Where is the love?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 15:42 (twenty-one years ago)

You know my political orientation Gabbneb: reflexively different than yours! Heh.

Hstencil, I really don't see why a lack of protesting allows "the GOP to call the shots as to how and why and where issues are debated."

dan carville weiner, Wednesday, 28 July 2004 15:42 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, I don't either. I'm not sure what 'control the debate' means.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 15:43 (twenty-one years ago)

also, they're trying similar but more insidious shit in the House

Kingfish von Bandersnatch (Kingfish), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 15:44 (twenty-one years ago)

if you don't know what "control the debate" means, try turning on a news channel other than C-Span during the Democratic Convention.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 15:45 (twenty-one years ago)

finally gabbneb and dan weiner can agree on something! Not really sure what that indicates, but I find it sorta frightening.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 15:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Hawaii, ok I was thinking somewhere else. But I could totally see him being president in the future.

A Nairn (moretap), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 15:48 (twenty-one years ago)

ok, so how do you think protests during the RNC will help us control the debate? i'd rather commentators talk about whether Bush has lost Americans' confidence than about the "security situation" in New York City. would Mikulski being out somehow prevent them from talking about gay marriage?

(and sometimes I think C-Span is the most biased network because the call-in shows are stuffed to the gills with people blatantly speaking off of RNC talking points)

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 15:49 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah but C-Span doesn't truncate full coverage in favor of, say, Anne Coulter giving her "thoughts" on anything. And the rightwing nutjob callers are pretty obvious, and not very convincing (I do find it strange that every time I've called the "supports Kerry" line lately, it's been busy).

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 15:51 (twenty-one years ago)

well, everyone (even PBS, which is really annoying) truncates full coverage, unfortunately, which is a tv trend not limited to politics. it will be interesting to see how consistent they are during the RNC.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 15:53 (twenty-one years ago)

PBS has the incredibly annoying and totally-full-of-shit David Brooks giving commentary this year, which is a damn shame.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 15:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I only saw him for a few minutes last night, but I was thinking he'd done a nice job of sliding into PBS-appropriate evenhandedness! Did I miss something? Did Mark Shields give him a spanking and get him in line for a few moments?

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm so disgusted by him at this point I can hardly watch. How did someone this insidious (not to mention unhindered by, y'know, facts) get a job anywhere?

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm watching C-Span when the networks are off, because I want to see everything, and ABC or NBC when they're on, because I want to see what everyone else is seeing.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:13 (twenty-one years ago)

how much did the majors carry last night? It seemed less than Monday night (for probably good reason).

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:14 (twenty-one years ago)

totally-full-of-shit David Brooks giving commentary this year,

bah. this guy is a fuckhead, only less obv so than others...

Kingfish von Bandersnatch (Kingfish), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:37 (twenty-one years ago)

They could have had Mark Russell singing a commentary, that would be much worse.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:39 (twenty-one years ago)

or the Capitol Steps doing a beat-boxing medley...

Kingfish von Bandersnatch (Kingfish), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Stop it, both of you!

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahaha. We've found her breaking point!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I like to watch the delegates dance along to whatever music is playing. It's rather endearingly earnest and slightly dorky.

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:52 (twenty-one years ago)

how much did the majors carry last night? It seemed less than Monday night (for probably good reason)

Nothing. They're only doing three nights.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I've been pretty happy with the Chris Matthews' hosted coverage on MSNBC. I'd especially recommend it to Ron Reagan Jr fans, since he is one of their regular talking heads.

o. nate (onate), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:55 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost - that's what I thought. Instead of switching to a news network during C-Span's lulls, I hit up the Mets game.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I like Matthews a fair amount (most on the left hate him), in part because he fills a gap, but he'd only be in the way for me right now.

I can't watch some of the musical interludes, though.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I like Matthews despite him being a dullard.

< pessimism >

Bigger exercise in futility: DNC or Mets?

< /pessimism >

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 17:00 (twenty-one years ago)

i liked the footage of Janet Reno standing around during one of the interludes that the Daily Show played last night. "JANET RENO DANCES FOR NO MAN!"

Kingfish von Bandersnatch (Kingfish), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 17:00 (twenty-one years ago)

there's been many funny reaction shots. the really anti-climactic ones are the best.

Symplistic (shmuel), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 17:07 (twenty-one years ago)

did they cut to all the kenyan/kansan/raised-in-hawaii people while obama was speaking?

amateur!st (amateurist), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 17:08 (twenty-one years ago)

JANET RENO'S DANCE PARTY

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 17:11 (twenty-one years ago)

did they cut to all the kenyan/kansan/raised-in-hawaii people while obama was speaking?

there was a shot of two older gentlemen from the Hawaiian delegation tearing up, actually.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 17:55 (twenty-one years ago)

awesome! i love hawaii.

amateur!st (amateurist), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 17:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Will it be a little weird hearing Edwards talk about "two Americas" tonight (assuming he's going to) after hearing Obama's impassioned defense of one America last night? Kaus is riffing on this already:

How About 1.5 Americas?

Perhaps those DNC speech-vetters were asleep at the switch?

o. nate (onate), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:00 (twenty-one years ago)

not at all. Obama is talking about shared values. Edwards is talking about disparate opportunities. Where's the contradiction?

And re: Saletan - we get the best keynote in 20 years, and all he can talk about is whether Obama is "exactly black". Meaning what, 'exactly'?

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I suppose the fact that he's one generation removed from Africa as opposed to the several generations separating descendents of slaves makes him less exact?

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:19 (twenty-one years ago)

And the relevance of his race is what, 'exactly'?

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Richard Dreyfuss officially looks just like Darryl Hammond doing an imitation of Richard Dreyfuss now.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Where's the contradiction?

I don't think there is one in substance, but metaphorically, there is at least the appearance of one. By going for the uniter mantle, might Obama be inadvertently helping to cast Edwards as a divider?

o. nate (onate), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Saletan (and all of Slate, really) has lost the plot. Did a Buckley just become editor or something?

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Also, one not-entirely-implicit message in Obama's speech is that the red states aren't filled with Bush supporters to the exclusion of substantial numbers of Democrats. Thus, it can't be said that the 'two americas' message would be unwelcome in any state.

Kaus rejects any populist bent in the Democratic message because he is obsessively opposed to Democratic efforts to achieve monetary equality (he calls his favorite targets 'money liberals'), preferring a focus on a more social egalitarianism. It's an interesting point, but not necessarily good politics.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:32 (twenty-one years ago)

i don't see how any evoking of "two americas" could possibly come off well. first of all, it's not really true. second of all, it's not really flattering to anyone.

amateur!st (amateurist), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, what's up with Saletan's tone in these convention postings? It scares me to think that this is how his thoughts -- without the aid of revision and reconsideration and all that other article-format stuff -- come out.

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:53 (twenty-one years ago)

huh? Edwards isn't *advocating* two Americas... And it sure as hell seems true to me .. Here's the people whoe make their money from investing (i.e. not working) and the people who do the actual work. The current administration seems to heavily favor the former. Is that supposed to be flattering to someone?

dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:54 (twenty-one years ago)

i don't see how any evoking of "two americas" could possibly come off well. first of all, it's not really true. second of all, it's not really flattering to anyone.

despite the staggering empirical evidence (admittedly from the primary season but not at all limited to democratic partisans) that it does?

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:56 (twenty-one years ago)

i don't think people would like to think of themselves as the "have-nots" or even "people who do the actual work" (not sure if the rhetoric will be that strong). i know that sounds weird, but i have this gut feeling that a lot of people will have a kind of visceral revulsion from such dichotomies being drawn.

amateur!st (amateurist), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:58 (twenty-one years ago)

um "Here's the people whoe" should be "There's the people who" (which is bad grammar still, but at least it's understandable...)

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dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:58 (twenty-one years ago)

or maybe that's just my own reaction...

amateur!st (amateurist), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:00 (twenty-one years ago)

ya think?!

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:02 (twenty-one years ago)

What? People LOVE to think that, though they have less money then the upper class, they are the "ones doing the actual work".

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:02 (twenty-one years ago)

esp. on ILX.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:03 (twenty-one years ago)

My experience is that people, whatever their income, love to think of themselves as members of a plumb-average all-American middle class, decent normal people who maybe hope to one day achieve great wealth and comfort. On paper this position seems totally schizophrenic, but it fits with the way people experience class in the everyday social world. There are certain deployments of "two Americas" rhetoric that I do think can rub oddly against that particular belief.

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:10 (twenty-one years ago)

that's the subject of david brooks' greatest contribution to mankind (and yeah, the piece really was that good!)

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I reject the notion that anything David Brooks wrote could be "good."

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:15 (twenty-one years ago)

(xpost)

Especially since it's a deep psychological facet of American citizenship to hope and dream of winding up on pretty much the "wrong" end of the "two Americas" divide. Republicans have been really good in the past about convincing non-wealthy people -- and this is really amazing, when you think about it -- of convincing non-wealthy people that "liberals" are out to tax away all of the money they haven't even made yet, to rob them of the fruits of opportunities that haven't even been presented, much less seized. Amateurist is right, I think, that the average American finds it easier to think of him or herself as the one who's done well and earned his or her little piece of the pie than to think of him or herself as the one who's appealing to government to redistribute the wealth a bit more.

That said, Edwards strikes me as very good at avoiding the particular rhetorical tone that makes Republicans cry "class warfare." Especially during the past years, where part of his "two Americas" focus has been that the wealthy are actually living by different rules and standards (cue Enron, etc.) than everyone else. Which becomes not a monetary argument but a moral one, and Americans are always happy to get morally indignant about perceived elites.

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, Saletan's blog isn't great, which saddens me, as I've liked a lot of his columns in the past and have recommended him to others.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:16 (twenty-one years ago)

The Truimph of Hope Over Self-Interest
By DAVID BROOKS

NASHVILLE — Why don't people vote their own self-interest? Every few years the Republicans propose a tax cut, and every few years the Democrats pull out their income distribution charts to show that much of the benefits of the Republican plan go to the richest 1 percent of Americans or thereabouts. And yet every few years a Republican plan wends its way through the legislative process and, with some trims and amendments, passes.

The Democrats couldn't even persuade people to oppose the repeal of the estate tax, which is explicitly for the mega-upper class. Al Gore, who ran a populist campaign, couldn't even win the votes of white males who didn't go to college, whose incomes have stagnated over the past decades and who were the explicit targets of his campaign. Why don't more Americans want to distribute more wealth down to people like themselves?

Well, as the academics would say, it's overdetermined. There are several reasons.

People vote their aspirations.

The most telling polling result from the 2000 election was from a Time magazine survey that asked people if they are in the top 1 percent of earners. Nineteen percent of Americans say they are in the richest 1 percent and a further 20 percent expect to be someday. So right away you have 39 percent of Americans who thought that when Mr. Gore savaged a plan that favored the top 1 percent, he was taking a direct shot at them.

It's not hard to see why they think this way. Americans live in a culture of abundance. They have always had a sense that great opportunities lie just over the horizon, in the next valley, with the next job or the next big thing. None of us is really poor; we're just pre-rich.

Americans read magazines for people more affluent than they are (W, Cigar Aficionado, The New Yorker, Robb Report, Town and Country) because they think that someday they could be that guy with the tastefully appointed horse farm. Democratic politicians proposing to take from the rich are just bashing the dreams of our imminent selves.

Income resentment is not a strong emotion in much of America.

If you earn $125,000 a year and live in Manhattan, certainly, you are surrounded by things you cannot afford. You have to walk by those buildings on Central Park West with the 2,500-square-foot apartments that are empty three-quarters of the year because their evil owners are mostly living at their other houses in L.A.

But if you are a middle-class person in most of America, you are not brought into incessant contact with things you can't afford. There aren't Lexus dealerships on every corner. There are no snooty restaurants with water sommeliers to help you sort though the bottled eau selections. You can afford most of the things at Wal-Mart or Kohl's and the occasional meal at the Macaroni Grill. Moreover, it would be socially unacceptable for you to pull up to church in a Jaguar or to hire a caterer for your dinner party anyway. So you are not plagued by a nagging feeling of doing without.

Many Americans admire the rich.

They don't see society as a conflict zone between the rich and poor. It's taboo to say in a democratic culture, but do you think a nation that watches Katie Couric in the morning, Tom Hanks in the evening and Michael Jordan on weekends harbors deep animosity toward the affluent?

On the contrary. I'm writing this from Nashville, where one of the richest families, the Frists, is hugely admired for its entrepreneurial skill and community service. People don't want to tax the Frists — they want to elect them to the Senate. And they did.

Nor are Americans suffering from false consciousness. You go to a town where the factories have closed and people who once earned $14 an hour now work for $8 an hour. They've taken their hits. But odds are you will find their faith in hard work and self-reliance undiminished, and their suspicion of Washington unchanged.

Americans resent social inequality more than income inequality.

As the sociologist Jennifer Lopez has observed: "Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got, I'm just, I'm just Jenny from the block." As long as rich people "stay real," in Ms. Lopez's formulation, they are admired. Meanwhile, middle-class journalists and academics who seem to look down on megachurches, suburbia and hunters are resented. If Americans see the tax debate as being waged between the economic elite, led by President Bush, and the cultural elite, led by Barbra Streisand, they are going to side with Mr. Bush, who could come to any suburban barbershop and fit right in.

Most Americans do not have Marxian categories in their heads.

This is the most important reason Americans resist wealth redistribution, the reason that subsumes all others. Americans do not see society as a layer cake, with the rich on top, the middle class beneath them and the working class and underclass at the bottom. They see society as a high school cafeteria, with their community at one table and other communities at other tables. They are pretty sure that their community is the nicest, and filled with the best people, and they have a vague pity for all those poor souls who live in New York City or California and have a lot of money but no true neighbors and no free time.

All of this adds up to a terrain incredibly inhospitable to class-based politics. Every few years a group of millionaire Democratic presidential aspirants pretends to be the people's warriors against the overclass. They look inauthentic, combative rather than unifying. Worst of all, their basic message is not optimistic.

They haven't learned what Franklin and Teddy Roosevelt and even Bill Clinton knew: that you can run against rich people, but only those who have betrayed the ideal of fair competition. You have to be more hopeful and growth-oriented than your opponent, and you cannot imply that we are a nation tragically and permanently divided by income. In the gospel of America, there are no permanent conflicts.

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I think John Edwards is right about there being two Americas, but the irony is that very few Americans are really in a position to observe this first-hand. If you count the number of sons of mill-workers who grew up to become multi-millionaire lawyers, you will not add up to a sizeable voting bloc. Of course, it's readily apparent to Edwards that his life is so different now than it was in his childhood home that he might as well be living in another country, but for the majority of Americans who live their entire lives within a narrow socio-economic band, this is not so readily apparent. Unless people have first-hand experience of both wealth and poverty, they are likely to see his metaphor as being divisive and exaggerated. This is equally true at the bottom as it is at the top.

o. nate (onate), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:18 (twenty-one years ago)

That said, Edwards strikes me as very good at avoiding the particular rhetorical tone that makes Republicans cry "class warfare." Especially during the past years, where part of his "two Americas" focus has been that the wealthy are actually living by different rules and standards (cue Enron, etc.) than everyone else. Which becomes not a monetary argument but a moral one, and Americans are always happy to get morally indignant about perceived elites.

good point. Owning stock (as most Americans do these days - hell I've even got my 28 shares of Lucent - currently trading at $3.07 for a whopping $85.96 capitalization) doesn't make one an oligarch.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Weird: suddenly I remember reading that article. See, he does mention the one way in which the criticism might work this time around -- the "fair play" idea. This is the only way to really make the vision stick: to say not only that some people have more money than you (to which many say, you know, duh, I hope I do too someday), but that there's a subset of the moneyed who live by different rules, who believe they're not beholden to the same laws as you, etc. Corporate scandals ahoy.

Tangentially, the new Thomas Frank book moves around this territory, talking about how the economic splits Democrats often talk about just don't play as well as the supposed cultural splits Republicans do. But if people like Edwards can effectively conjure up a cultural image of a monetary elite -- i.e., a genuine culture of fat-cats who look down on you and think they're above the law -- that's when I think it'll fall more into place.

On this topic: am I the only one who thinks it isn't the hottest idea for Teresa to go parading her multilingual status? Aren't as many Americans violently offput by this kind of thing as are mildly impressed?

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Americans read magazines for people more affluent than they are (W, Cigar Aficionado, The New Yorker, Robb Report, Town and Country)

Is this really what "Americans" read? Like, are these the most popular five mags in America or something?

Symplistic (shmuel), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:33 (twenty-one years ago)

leaked excerpts from Edwards' speech:

AP: Edwards Slamming GOP in DNC Speech
34 minutes ago

By TOM RAUM, Associated Press Writer

BOSTON - John Edwards, the upbeat Southern populist on John Kerry's ticket, was accusing Republicans on Wednesday of trying to "take this campaign for the highest office in the land down the lowest possible road."

In a speech to convention delegates poised to make him their vice presidential candidate, the North Carolina senator was asking Americans to "reject the tired, old, hateful, negative politics of the past" and embrace a Democratic ticket he said was full of promise and hope. Excerpts of the speech were obtained by The Associated Press

Edwards, a former rival of Kerry's who fashioned an upbeat message during the primary fight, did not plan to mention President Bush or Vice President Dick Cheney in his address, officials said. But he makes no secret of his differences with the Republican ticket, and seeks to bolster Kerry against criticism that he's not ready to be commander in chief.

Like a parade of speakers before him, Edwards was pointing to Kerry's valorous service in the Vietnam War more than 30 years ago as evidence of the candidate's fitness to serve in the White House. Earlier, Kerry arrived to the convention city aboard a water taxi with crewmates from his Vietnam swiftboat.

Those crewmates "saw up close what he's made of," Edwards planned to say. "They saw him reach down and pull one of his men from the river and save his life. And in the heat of battle, they saw him decide in an instant to turn his boat around, drive it straight through an enemy position and chase down the enemy to save his crew."

"Decisive. Strong," the speech says. "Aren't these the traits you want in a commander in chief?"

The many injured U.S. soldiers in Iraq "deserve a president who understands on the most personal level what they have gone through," the excerpts say. Kerry won three Purple Hearts in combat.

Edwards was being introduced by his wife, Elizabeth, who says in a text of her address: "We deserve leaders who allow their faith and moral core, our faiths and moral core, to draw us closer together, not drive us farther apart. We deserve leaders who believe in each of us."

Edwards viewed his nationally televised prime-time acceptance speech to the Democratic National Convention as an opportunity to introduce himself and Kerry to millions of Americans who know little about either.

Ahead of the address, Edwards said it would touch on the theme of "two Americas" — one for the rich, the other for everyone else — that became a staple of his stump speeches last winter during his unsuccessful but well-received bid for the Democratic nomination.

Edwards was Kerry's last major Democratic challenger to fold his campaign. He won but one primary — South Carolina, where he was born — but finished a strong second in many other states.

The 51-year-old Edwards said he wrote most of the speech himself in longhand on yellow legal pad, going through some 30 drafts, and he practiced it repeatedly.

Edwards' speaking style — direct, without notes and with short sentences and simple words — was honed over years as a plaintiffs' trial lawyer, helping him win one multimillion-dollar verdict after another. His 1998 Senate victory was his first try at elective office.

During the primary season, Edwards drew high approval ratings by projecting a sunny optimism and refraining from harsh attacks on his opponents.

"He'll be talking ... about the big themes of this campaign: optimism, searching for a better tomorrow that this nation has always represented," his wife said Wednesday morning on CBS-TV's "Early Show."

"He'll be talking a lot about Senator Kerry and the attributes that he brings and will bring to the office of the presidency," she said. "And he'll be talking about specifics of their plan to improve our safety and security and strength at home and abroad."

The candidate's wife — a lawyer herself — joined him early Wednesday for a podium and microphone check.

"It was actually a little less scary than I thought it would be when we got up there on the stage," she told CBS.

Many Democratic strategists see Edwards as offering strength in areas where Kerry is deemed to be weak — support among rural and small-town voters, especially in the South; his upbeat personality and common touch.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:34 (twenty-one years ago)

am I the only one who thinks it isn't the hottest idea for Teresa to go parading her multilingual status? Aren't as many Americans violently offput by this kind of thing as are mildly impressed?

only the really stupid ones. It's pretty easy to spin her mutlinguism into "America can't compete in the world if we don't know anything about it."

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Hmm. Maybe I'm being overinfluenced by that recent Frank material, but ... well, proceed from the premise that she fits a whole bunch of stereotypes of the "liberal elites" Republicans attack: wealthy, well-educated, cosmopolitan, foreign, multilingual, thinks it's silly to have a cookie-recipe competition with Laura Bush. I don't think that's anything to hide or run from. But to actively demonstrate the multilingual part ... maybe it's just the Frank, but I think this is offputting to people even in everyday social interaction, and may set off a whole chain of conservative associations with certain -- yes, certain dumb, granted -- Americans. A very simple, childish train that goes "Ooo, she thinks she's so smart and fancy because she speaks other languages, who does she think etc. etc." Which is stupidity and anti-intellectualism with a healthy dash of sexism as well, but I do on some level worry about it.

On the other hand, I think there's been a campaign decision that she is who she is and they shouldn't mess with that, which is honest and good and refreshing. I dunno, I may not be making sense, but I do get a twinge of worry, though, about actively demonstrating the multilinguism.

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:43 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, I mean she can't change who she is, a la Hillary, since she's been a public figure for so long. And it'd probably play bad if she tried to.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:01 (twenty-one years ago)

hey look everyone! Dennis Kucinich!
"We will carry Kerry for America and Kerry will carry America for us!" HAR!

AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh shit! it's wayne brady!

Kingfish von Bandersnatch (Kingfish), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:03 (twenty-one years ago)

i think kucinich was making up that speech as he went along. it kind of wasn't good.

caitlin hell (caitxa), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:12 (twenty-one years ago)

>On the other hand, I think there's been a campaign decision that >she is who she is and they shouldn't mess with that, which is >honest and good and refreshing. I dunno, I may not be making sense, >but I do get a twinge of worry, though, about actively >demonstrating the multilinguism.

well, not sure abt the multi-lingui thing, don't really see that as being as much of an issue as you do - mebbe i'm too optimistic but i don't really believe that.

I've actually been praying for ages that the campaign would 'unmuzzle' Teresa. All the fears as to her turning people off bybeing too forthright struck me as being foolish. I think she could be a real asset in humanizing Kerry. Y'know, 'he can't be that dull and boring a person if she sees something in him'

H (Heruy), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:17 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, some were hoping that the personal attacks on her would get so bad that she's just starting deluging the airwaves with issues ads

Kingfish von Bandersnatch (Kingfish), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:19 (twenty-one years ago)

jesse jackson was talking like JFK was the second coming of Christ -- A white knight to slay the evil dragon GWB and his evil dick (cheney) of a sidekick. it was part sermon, part fear-mongering, part ass-kissing -- does jesse think he's getting a seat in the senate? poor bastard.

Gilles Meloche (Gilles Meloche), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:22 (twenty-one years ago)

OH SHIT Al Sharpton's on! it gets good now!

Kingfish von Bandersnatch (Kingfish), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:23 (twenty-one years ago)

holy shit that was rad!
"We never got the 40 acres, we never got the mule. So we decided to ride this donkey as far as it would take us!"
--Sharpton on why more blacks don't support Republicans in spite of Lincoln being one.

AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:38 (twenty-one years ago)

DAMN. He took down that George Bush hardcore.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:41 (twenty-one years ago)

oh fuck now CNN's talking shit about him, fuck them.

AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:47 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, he delivers a powerful speech and all cnn can say is: "he crossed the line" "he spoke too long" etc. wtf?

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Sharpton just gave a completely rousing speech, and now Judy Woodruff and CNN are spinning it like Sharpton dropped his pants onstage.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:50 (twenty-one years ago)

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Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't stand this bullshit about "keep it positive." There's a REASON that people are motivated to "go negative"....there's a fuckin' lot to feel NEGATIVE about!

Steve Buscemi's on MSNBC now.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:52 (twenty-one years ago)

and now carnie wilson tells al sharpton "you went off message" and now is asking him if kerry approved it as if he advocated FREE ABORTIONS AND SUICIDE BOMBERS FOR EVERYONE

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Chris Matthews is suggesting that Bush's speech at the rubble of the WTC was a "heroic" move. Fuck all these people.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Carnie Wilson?????

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't stand this bullshit about "keep it positive."

they may bring this up because it's been demonstrated that when candidates go negative, their ratings drop. this doesn't necessarily apply to surrogates though.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 29 July 2004 00:02 (twenty-one years ago)

and also because the Democrats said this would be a positive convention (which may have been strategic - the fact that the Republicans are whining about criticism, of course, just makes them look weak)

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 29 July 2004 00:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Warner/Obama 2012

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 29 July 2004 00:04 (twenty-one years ago)

they're carrying this Anti-Sharpton swill into Larry King now. What a bunch of chuds.

AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 29 July 2004 00:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Carnie Wilson?????

I believe Yance is referring to CNN political correspondent, Candy Crowley (no relation to Alleister), who bears a resemblance to the (pre-stapled) Wilson Philips singer.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 29 July 2004 00:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Larry King really needs to be put out to pasture.

Good lord...Mellencamp.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 29 July 2004 00:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Fuck this Mellencamp crap, where's Wayne Kramer?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 29 July 2004 00:08 (twenty-one years ago)

that's Aleistar, to you Alex!

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AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 29 July 2004 00:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Does Granholm talk funny because she's Canadian-born or some other reason?

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 29 July 2004 00:28 (twenty-one years ago)

That idiot Scarborough last night said "you never heard people speaking as negatively about Clinton as they do Bush", which was supposed to show that Dems are just so much more negative and mean. But, um, Joe did you ever think that there wasn't as much negative things said about Clinton (whether there actually was or not is a whole 'nother thing) because Clinton wasn't as horrible a president as Bush? What, are we not supposed to call out Bush on stuff because we've reached some sort of criticism quota?

oops (Oops), Thursday, 29 July 2004 00:39 (twenty-one years ago)

carnie repub fuxx

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 29 July 2004 00:41 (twenty-one years ago)

"you never heard people speaking as negatively about Clinton as they do Bush",

oh, come on, they were all over him with the whitewater and monica lewinsky shit.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 29 July 2004 00:43 (twenty-one years ago)

That doesn't mean she went negative necessarily

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 29 July 2004 00:44 (twenty-one years ago)

But they never called him evil or stupid. (I'm being the devil's advocate here)

"You never heard people speaking as negatively about Churchill as they do Hitler. Why are they so mean to him???"

oops (Oops), Thursday, 29 July 2004 00:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Candy Crowley being related to Aleister Crowley would actually raise my opinion of her. There could be a resemblance here:
http://www.cnn.com/CNN/anchors_reporters/images/crowley.candy.jpg http://www.sci.fi/~phinnweb/neuro/crowley/pic/crowley.jpg

btw, I fucked up his name too. it's "Aleister" apparently

AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 29 July 2004 01:10 (twenty-one years ago)

guys, I drank a lot while watching that, now I'm not sobre!

x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Thursday, 29 July 2004 01:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Edwards time, y'all.

AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 29 July 2004 01:22 (twenty-one years ago)

They do look creepily similar....y'know, apart from the hair.

Joe Scarborough is a boil desperately in need of lancing.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 29 July 2004 01:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Crowley with hair, working a more swank Wildesque dandy look:
http://fusionanomaly.net/aleistercrowley2.jpg

AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 29 July 2004 01:40 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.pbs.org/newshour/images/off_camera/new_brooks.jpg

fear

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 29 July 2004 01:46 (twenty-one years ago)

That's one bad dye job.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 29 July 2004 01:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I stopped paying attention to Edwards about 1/4 of the way through. Did he say anything interesting other than quoting Barack Obama's speech?

AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 29 July 2004 01:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Um... bunch of populist shit, just sort of meh.

x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Thursday, 29 July 2004 01:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Why does CNN put microphones infront of Ralph Reed? He's an EVIL, EVIL, EVIL INDIVIDUAL!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 29 July 2004 01:57 (twenty-one years ago)

they've got him confused with Mr. Fantastic.

x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Thursday, 29 July 2004 01:58 (twenty-one years ago)

is that the Black Eyed Peas in the back there?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 29 July 2004 01:58 (twenty-one years ago)

yes. apparently, the DNC doesn't know which hiphop act is really for the children.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 29 July 2004 01:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Ralph Reed should be tied up with strips of beef jerky fed to a gaggle of rabid hyenas.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 29 July 2004 02:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Did he say anything interesting other than quoting Barack Obama's speech?

Edwards promised everything but I tuned out before he got to the part about a chicken in every pot and money growing on trees.

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Thursday, 29 July 2004 02:15 (twenty-one years ago)

edwards was dull, i thought--his "sincere" affectations were mechanical. maybe this works for some people?

his older daughter was looking very jackie o.

amateur!st (amateurist), Thursday, 29 July 2004 02:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I said she looked "very John Waters"!

AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Thursday, 29 July 2004 02:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Why is Edwards' parting so odd? Is it a wig????

AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Thursday, 29 July 2004 02:25 (twenty-one years ago)

he used to part it more normally, but then it fell more across his forehead making him look even younger

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 29 July 2004 02:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought Edwards did pretty much everything he should have done. He talked up Kerry's military record, he struck a positive tone, he made some tough foreign policy/pro-military statements, he put forward some specific economic proposals targeting the middle class, he struck a note of fiscal conservatism ("how are we going to pay for this?"), and overall he sounded mature, thoughtful and confident. He pretty much hit all the right buttons that any hypothetical swing voter would respond to.

It seemed that his voice was a bit raspy though - perhaps too much campaigning lately or a slight head cold?

o. nate (onate), Thursday, 29 July 2004 02:35 (twenty-one years ago)

general shalikohwhatthehellicantspellthis had a few good points to make, and was the right man to make them, but he delivered his speech in such an awkward, unexciting manner as to make those points all but subliminal. in some ways he had some of the most forceful words at the convention about the "distraction" of iraq but again, i don't think they came through w/much force or clarity. sadly.

amateur!st (amateurist), Thursday, 29 July 2004 02:37 (twenty-one years ago)

i always feel for people who aren't politicians, but have something important to say--and can't really get it across for lack of public speaking skills.

amateur!st (amateurist), Thursday, 29 July 2004 02:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm shuddering at the footage of delegates in loopy Dr.Seuss-styled Uncle Sam hats "boogieing" to "Celebrate" by Kool & the Gang.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 29 July 2004 02:39 (twenty-one years ago)

on PBS, at least, they kept training the camera on people who looked fairly bored.

i still don't know whether the practice of focusing on a black person when a candidate starts speaking about segregation is deplorable or just hopelessly clumsy. (or somewhere in between.)

amateur!st (amateurist), Thursday, 29 July 2004 02:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm a steadfast fan of "Sir Duke" (and Stevie in general) but if anything would turn me against it, it would be the way they had the chorus on infinite loop there at the end of Edwards' speech.

o. nate (onate), Thursday, 29 July 2004 02:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, that was dreadful.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 29 July 2004 02:43 (twenty-one years ago)

on PBS, at least, they kept training the camera on people who looked fairly bored.

I noticed this quite a bit during Edwards's bit. But, perhaps, those bored-looking people represented the more photogenically engaged bit of the audience. The otheres had left for beer + cigarettes.

x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Thursday, 29 July 2004 02:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Why did he have to jerk his children around so?

AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Thursday, 29 July 2004 02:43 (twenty-one years ago)

They seemed to be enjoying it.

o. nate (onate), Thursday, 29 July 2004 02:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Why did he have to jerk his children around so?

I misread that as jerk his chicken around so.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 29 July 2004 02:47 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/london/news/august/260802/images/jerk300.jpg

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 29 July 2004 02:47 (twenty-one years ago)

his little kids are k-adorable, but yeah they were definitely being used as props.

amateur!st (amateurist), Thursday, 29 July 2004 02:48 (twenty-one years ago)

What's that growing out of Jonah Goldberg's face? Oh wait...it's his mic.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 29 July 2004 02:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Today's Daily Show is on fire with picking out the CSPAN cutaway to Chelsea and Hillary sipping champagne during Dean's invocation of Truman

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Thursday, 29 July 2004 03:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Ralph Reed should be tied up with strips of beef jerky fed to a gaggle of rabid hyenas.

My only reservation about this is the possibility that he'd enjoy it.

spittle (spittle), Thursday, 29 July 2004 03:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm still watching this on about an 18 hr delay so I'm only up to the end of tuesday. However.

There was apalpable sense of unease when the Imam started giving the benediction at the end of tuesday; a murmur of disquiet. If it played thatbadly in the hall how did that play in the country. It was a great thing to do nonetheless, seeing as you have to havethese things, even if the Imam did miss out his Bismillah Allah. Allahu Akbar. I guess that would have been a bit too much.

Teresa HK's speach got better and better as whe went along. She's going to make an interesting first lady.

Ed (dali), Thursday, 29 July 2004 06:03 (twenty-one years ago)

My mom HATES her in that irritating 'she wants the presidency more than he does' way of the female misogynist.

suzy (suzy), Thursday, 29 July 2004 08:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually, Kaus doesn't mind the Two Americas theme, and finds it not inconsistent with social equality.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 29 July 2004 12:24 (twenty-one years ago)

My only reservation about this is the possibility that he'd enjoy it.

especially if Ken Mehlman was doing the tying

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 29 July 2004 12:25 (twenty-one years ago)

"Sir Duke" was probably a bad choice just because Edwards went to N.C. State.

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 29 July 2004 13:06 (twenty-one years ago)

It was interesting that in the win-Iraq-with-allies section of his speech, Edwards raised a Kerry selling point that sounded remarkably similar to one that Kaus himself has been suggesting in his blog for some time. Kaus thinks that Kerry's great advantage in foreign policy is that he will be a new president. This will allow him to sweep all the bad blood with our allies under the bridge and start afresh in Iraq. (Kaus calls this the "Pedro Martinez" scenario, likening Bush to the Boston star pitcher whom Grady Little was too reluctant to replace in a key playoff game against the Yankees last year.) Edwards made this same point in his speech last night, saying "A new president will bring the world to our side..."

o. nate (onate), Thursday, 29 July 2004 13:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Tonight's schedule

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 29 July 2004 15:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Yanking-wise Edwards just seemed generally keyed up, in a physical way, from his subtly-horrifying marital slap-and-yank (hug, disturbingly man-hard slap on back, and then yoink, he might as well have thrown her off the stage) to the post-speech dandling of the children, which I was momentarily afraid was headed in Jackson-like directions. But yeah, the boy was loving it. Although that was maybe more disturbing, in that now I imagine the family having some bizarre rock’em-sock’em home life where they’re all pushing one another down stairwells and having noogie-fights.

Sharpton was (apart from one thing) terrific. It amazes me how he and the party have turned people’s whole perception of him as slightly-nutty to his advantage: these days he can stride out with a grandeur that’s comparatively mainstream and credible, take bigger rhetorical risks than anyone else, and come off like a straight shooter who gets all grave and responsible when serious matters are on the line. If he takes leaps some folks can’t follow him on, well: it’s just Al Sharpton, right? Kooky fellow, but he makes a lot of sense sometimes, and anyway, it’s not like anyone’s ever going to elect him anything. I was watching on PBS and so missed the went-too-far criticisms, though I was sort of wondering about that during his post-speech interview, which was ultra-reasonably defensive: “I didn’t call the president a name, or bash him, or say anything about him as a person. He threw down a gauntlet about the interests of black voters, and I answered that challenge.”

The uncomfortable part of Sharpton’s speech: his explicitly speaking for the whole of black America.

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 29 July 2004 16:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Having seen todays benediction I withdraw my comments about yesterdays or the day before's I'm so out of sync. Most people seem t have buggered off before the religious wonk gets on stage.

Ed (dali), Thursday, 29 July 2004 18:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I have heard so many references to Republican advertising and its attempts to assassinate Kerry's character, but I haven't seen any. What have they been saying?

AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Thursday, 29 July 2004 18:22 (twenty-one years ago)

He wants to see pregnant women be killed.

oops (Oops), Thursday, 29 July 2004 18:24 (twenty-one years ago)

The bad thing about not living in a swing state is that you don't get to see any of the ads that the campaigns are spending millions on. I wonder what some of these Republican ads have been saying too. I guess they've called him a waffling flip-flopper and a liberal, but other than that, I don't know.

o. nate (onate), Thursday, 29 July 2004 18:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Another plug for the Chris Matthews hosted coverage on MSNBC:

Couchside Convention Watch: The polymorphous perversity of Chris Matthews

o. nate (onate), Thursday, 29 July 2004 18:43 (twenty-one years ago)

A Virginia minister and his son in town to decry abortion before the Democratic National Convention became the butt of another protester's anger when the father found himself in the fight of his life with a lighted cigarette that was thrown into his Isuzu truck.

With fire already in his belly, the 38-year-old clergyman said he was driving through Devonshire and Water streets Tuesday night, his truck plastered with anti-abortion images, when a young man ran up and tossed the cigarette through the open passenger-side window.

It hit his son, then bounced onto him, where a struggle to put it out ensued. No one was hurt.

kephm, Thursday, 29 July 2004 18:48 (twenty-one years ago)

do people outside of boston know that in order to protest outside the fleet center there is a locked up cage & this is the only area protesters are allowed to be in?

kephm, Thursday, 29 July 2004 18:52 (twenty-one years ago)

yes, the Orwellian-named Free Speech Zone

oops (Oops), Thursday, 29 July 2004 18:53 (twenty-one years ago)

i tossed over a few flank steaks when i went by earlier

kephm, Thursday, 29 July 2004 18:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I saw Joe Scarborough on Monday for the first time. I kept asking my girlfriend if he was Matthew Perry.

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 29 July 2004 19:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't think of anything that symbolizes USA 2004 more than this "Free Speech Zone"

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040721/capt.bx11407212244.protest_lawsuits_bx114.jpg

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Thursday, 29 July 2004 19:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd rather they just flat out admit that free speech is dead and unwanted

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Thursday, 29 July 2004 19:15 (twenty-one years ago)

b-b-b-b-but Oprah's victory over the cattle farmers...

...oh lord I can't even muster the amount of sarcasm required.

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 29 July 2004 19:17 (twenty-one years ago)

[[OT question: does anyone know when the first kerry/bush debate will be?]]

amateur!st (amateurist), Thursday, 29 July 2004 19:18 (twenty-one years ago)

oooooh, yes. When when?

AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Thursday, 29 July 2004 19:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm addicted to all this stuff.

AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Thursday, 29 July 2004 19:21 (twenty-one years ago)

[[— Sept. 30, 2004: Proposed presidential debate at the University of Miami, Miami
— Oct. 5, 2004: Proposed vice presidential debate at Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland
— Oct. 8, 2004: Proposed presidential debate at Washington University in St. Louis, St. Louis
— Oct. 13, 2004: Proposed presidential debate at Arizona State University, Tempe]]

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 29 July 2004 19:23 (twenty-one years ago)

oooooh, yes. When when?

I started a new thread for the debates with the schedule

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Thursday, 29 July 2004 19:24 (twenty-one years ago)

great picture!

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 29 July 2004 19:33 (twenty-one years ago)

It's like somebody took down that guy from the interior album art from Music From the Jilted Generation

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 29 July 2004 19:35 (twenty-one years ago)

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20040724/i/r3717522730.jpg

What is it with people in Boston?

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 29 July 2004 19:35 (twenty-one years ago)

When they arrived outside the fenced-in demonstration zone near the FleetCenter, the protesters set fire to a two-faced effigy — one side showing Bush, the other Kerry. As it burned, the protesters stomped on the puppet, while others burned copies of Bush's autobiography.

radical leftists burning books...are they Stalinists?

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 29 July 2004 19:37 (twenty-one years ago)

What is it with people in Boston?

plenty of aggresive jerks, yes. also plenty of mellow cats. same as anywhere else really.

kephm, Thursday, 29 July 2004 19:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I knew the protest situation was going "too well": protesters had won, in court, the right to march in the street and avoid the free-speech pen; LaRouche supporters were doing gentle and wacky things like singing hymns at the delegates and announcing through megaphones: "ALL DELEGATES ENTERTING THE CONVENTION, YOU MUST NOW REMOVE YOUR SHOES, AND PREPARE FOR A BODY-CAVITY SEARCH."

Now, the "decentralized direct action" and police response starts...

morris pavilion (samjeff), Thursday, 29 July 2004 19:58 (twenty-one years ago)

that was 'Vermin Supreme', not "LaRouche supporters"

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, sorry - it was definitely LaRouche ppl singing the hymns (according to NPR's report); I didn't catch that the Vermin guy wasn't affiliated with them.

morris pavilion (samjeff), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:08 (twenty-one years ago)

NPR may well have reported it wrong

I wonder what kind of surprise there will be tonight - rhetorical, policy, stagecraft, endorsement?

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:45 (twenty-one years ago)

While this has been a very smooth convention, I'm starting to think that it was a mistake to pitch so moderate. If the only people watching are political junkies who've made up their mind on who to vote for, why not stroke the base (hehe)? OTOH, Kerry's left Bushco with nothing to manufacture a scandal about.

Symplistic (shmuel), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:45 (twenty-one years ago)

ok i've been to busy to see as much of this as i'd like (or to post on this thread really)(or read it), but my god, i have NEVER seen white people look more nervous in a 'insert standard black standup 'the natives are getting restless' < / "whiteguy voice" > ' way than i did after sharpton's speech. dear god. it's like when harry belafonte touched that whitegirl.

cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:50 (twenty-one years ago)

maybe they expected the band to play "Ride That Donkey!" after Sharpton stopped, and were unnerved when it didn't happen?

Kingfish von Bandersnatch (Kingfish), Thursday, 29 July 2004 21:32 (twenty-one years ago)

it's always eggshells w/the democrats, but less so this time? even if only because of moderately scaled back ambitions? i.e. pelosi's "prosperity, opportunity, and security" - what i like most about the democrats is i geuss wudged down somewhere in the word "opportunity"

albright is my favorite broochie mama

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 29 July 2004 23:52 (twenty-one years ago)

The skill of oratory is really almost completely dead though

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 29 July 2004 23:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Myabe the fact that everyone is so goddamn partisan this year has given them some breathing room to say what they actually think?

Kenan (kenan), Thursday, 29 July 2004 23:55 (twenty-one years ago)

you guys need to start saying President Kerry, President John Kerry.

Faggot Brit, Friday, 30 July 2004 00:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Carole King is singing. Why must they have music at these fuckin' things?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 30 July 2004 00:08 (twenty-one years ago)

when does kerry speak? 10PM EST/9PM CST?

amateur!st (amateurist), Friday, 30 July 2004 00:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Ugh. The collective swayin'//singin'/flag-wavin' is making my entire soul cringe.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 30 July 2004 00:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I'l put up with Carole King if it means we also get Willie and Wyclef

(yes at 10)

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 30 July 2004 00:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Willie's been and gone already, boss, ya missed him.

Wyclef is playin'?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 30 July 2004 00:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Shitola. My x-post on this was to have read: "Willie? Where?!"

Kenan (kenan), Friday, 30 July 2004 00:17 (twenty-one years ago)

CNN was just showing a delegate "raising the roof" to "Celebrate" by Kool & the Gang (again!). What year is it?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 30 July 2004 00:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Vanessa!

I certainly didn't miss Willie (though i did miss Wyclef yesterday)

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 30 July 2004 00:25 (twenty-one years ago)

She can be my President any day

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 30 July 2004 00:28 (twenty-one years ago)

She's really warming up to it.. hey hey Alex!

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 30 July 2004 00:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Atlantic Theater Co in ya AREA

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 30 July 2004 00:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh my lord this is that film nauseating

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 30 July 2004 00:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I turned the MUTE on and listened to "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" sound clips. It was much more gratifying.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 30 July 2004 00:46 (twenty-one years ago)

what do you expect from Spielberg?

AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 30 July 2004 00:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Jude Law? Gratuitous subplots about absent fathers?

Kingfish von Bandersnatch (Kingfish), Friday, 30 July 2004 00:55 (twenty-one years ago)

God, Cleland's great

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 30 July 2004 01:01 (twenty-one years ago)

what's this springsteen song he's coming out to? i'm not familiar with the boss.

Sam Benson (Sam Benson), Friday, 30 July 2004 01:08 (twenty-one years ago)

"Surrender"? Sort've an odd sentiment for the occaision, no?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 30 July 2004 01:09 (twenty-one years ago)

uh, it's "No Surrender"

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 30 July 2004 01:10 (twenty-one years ago)

seems a tad more appropriate.

Sam Benson (Sam Benson), Friday, 30 July 2004 01:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Sorry, i was never a Boss fan either.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 30 July 2004 01:11 (twenty-one years ago)

he said thank you like a million billion times

Sir Chaki McBeer III (chaki), Friday, 30 July 2004 01:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Kerry's a bit stiff tonight. Still votin' for him, but I'm just sayin'....

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 30 July 2004 01:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Ugh. That "West Wing" joke was a depth charge.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 30 July 2004 01:13 (twenty-one years ago)

he's not good, is he? get better. GET BETTER.

Sam Benson (Sam Benson), Friday, 30 July 2004 01:13 (twenty-one years ago)

"cathedrals of nature"

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 30 July 2004 01:14 (twenty-one years ago)

"cathedrals of nature"?

Sam Benson (Sam Benson), Friday, 30 July 2004 01:15 (twenty-one years ago)

he said thank you like a million billion times

no, that was pretty quick (he's on a tight schedule). Dean milked it far longer.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 30 July 2004 01:15 (twenty-one years ago)

"I am the all-being. I've done everything. The environment? Yep, I love it. Faith? Yep, i've got it. Women, yep, gotta love'em!"

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 30 July 2004 01:15 (twenty-one years ago)

when I was a young man, blahblahblahzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 30 July 2004 01:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Thing is....he's better than this sort've scripted crap. He's better on the cuff than he is here.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 30 July 2004 01:16 (twenty-one years ago)

"restoring trust and credibility" - taking a page from Bush circa 2000. nice.

Sam Benson (Sam Benson), Friday, 30 July 2004 01:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Shouldn't Edwards be at the side of the stage, ready to come out for that photo op, instead of up in the stands with Teresa?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 30 July 2004 01:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Thing is....he's better than this sort've scripted crap. He's better on the cuff than he is here.

and now he's warming up. classic Kerry - he'll close strong.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 30 July 2004 01:21 (twenty-one years ago)

alex, wouldn't YOU be up in the stands with teresa?

Sam Benson (Sam Benson), Friday, 30 July 2004 01:23 (twenty-one years ago)

he got better.

Sir Chaki McBeer III (chaki), Friday, 30 July 2004 01:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Too much up-thumbin'./you-da-man gesticulatin' goin' on.

Teresa's got shitty posture. I'm-a just sayin'.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 30 July 2004 01:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Just mentioning John Edwards has made everybody a better speaker

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 30 July 2004 01:24 (twenty-one years ago)

seriously, a lot of double hand pointin'.

Sam Benson (Sam Benson), Friday, 30 July 2004 01:24 (twenty-one years ago)

"i defended this country as a young man and i will defend it as an old...as President!"

Sam Benson (Sam Benson), Friday, 30 July 2004 01:32 (twenty-one years ago)

"ECW! ECW!"

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 30 July 2004 01:37 (twenty-one years ago)

this is some good shit

(ecw?)

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 30 July 2004 01:38 (twenty-one years ago)

actually, it's pronounced:

"EE CEE DUB! EE CEE DUB!"

Kingfish von Bandersnatch (Kingfish), Friday, 30 July 2004 01:40 (twenty-one years ago)

ECW = Extreme Championship Wrestling

AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 30 July 2004 01:40 (twenty-one years ago)

a steelworker in Canton, OH - what a random selection

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 30 July 2004 01:41 (twenty-one years ago)

He just said "hair pollution."

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 30 July 2004 01:42 (twenty-one years ago)

well I imagine he knows a thing or two about that.

AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 30 July 2004 01:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahaha...I just heard that too.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 30 July 2004 01:46 (twenty-one years ago)

"10,000 dollars a beer."

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 30 July 2004 01:46 (twenty-one years ago)

wait a minute, FUCK this guy.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 30 July 2004 01:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I like the Jerry Spinger style "Ker-RY! Ker-RY! Ker-RY!" chants.

AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 30 July 2004 01:48 (twenty-one years ago)

he DID say "beer"! that was insane.

Monetizing Eyeballs (diamond), Friday, 30 July 2004 01:49 (twenty-one years ago)

hahaah Springer
x-post

AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 30 July 2004 01:50 (twenty-one years ago)

he did get better, by the way.

Sam Benson (Sam Benson), Friday, 30 July 2004 01:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Rockin' the stem cell angle. Nicely!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 30 July 2004 01:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I am sick of hearing about the gunboat.

Maria D. (Maria D.), Friday, 30 July 2004 01:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow, he's on fire! And name-checking Lincoln was class, too.

x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Friday, 30 July 2004 01:55 (twenty-one years ago)

"Beautiful Day" by U2

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 30 July 2004 01:56 (twenty-one years ago)

U2!

Sam Benson (Sam Benson), Friday, 30 July 2004 01:56 (twenty-one years ago)

"the Republic of Ireland casts one Bonolectoral vote for John Kerry"

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 30 July 2004 01:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Full Text of the Speech Here

x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Friday, 30 July 2004 01:58 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.meta4creations.com/office-thumbs-up.jpg

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 30 July 2004 01:58 (twenty-one years ago)

which contains the line "I know i'm not a hopeless case.."

xxx-post

Faggot Brit, Friday, 30 July 2004 01:58 (twenty-one years ago)

The commentator on PBS just said it was a good speech because you couldn't tell whether it was a Democratic or Republican speech.

Maria D. (Maria D.), Friday, 30 July 2004 01:58 (twenty-one years ago)

a real hero would have signed up for the slow boat, or the leaky boat

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 30 July 2004 01:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I've hated this song since December

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 30 July 2004 01:59 (twenty-one years ago)

this song is markedly worse.

Sam Benson (Sam Benson), Friday, 30 July 2004 02:00 (twenty-one years ago)

wish it was "jump"

Sam Benson (Sam Benson), Friday, 30 July 2004 02:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Maria that's David Brooks from the WSJ. That's the highest praise he can give.

Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 30 July 2004 02:01 (twenty-one years ago)

is that the CNN commentator or WTF?? they have somebody almost swearing about the fact that the balloons aren't dropping!!

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 30 July 2004 02:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Saying we can fight a war on the cheap doesn't make it so. And proclaiming mission accomplished certainly doesn't make it so.

We will deploy every tool in our arsenal: our economic as well as our military might; our principles as well as our firepower.

The future doesn't belong to fear; it belongs to freedom.

[The] flag doesn't belong to any president. It doesn't belong to any ideology and it doesn't belong to any political party.

And let me say it plainly: in that cause, and in this campaign, we welcome people of faith. America is not us and them. I think of what Ron Reagan said of his father a few weeks ago, and I want to say this to you tonight: I don't wear my own faith on my sleeve. But faith has given me values and hope to live by, from Vietnam to this day, from Sunday to Sunday. I don't want to claim that God is on our side. As Abraham Lincoln told us, I want to pray humbly that we are on God's side. And whatever our faith, one belief should bind us all: The measure of our character is our willingness to give of ourselves for others and for our country.

x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Friday, 30 July 2004 02:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Daily Show time.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 30 July 2004 02:02 (twenty-one years ago)

God, that was surprisingly good.

x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Friday, 30 July 2004 02:02 (twenty-one years ago)

hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! are you hearing THIS SHIT ON CNN!!!!!!!!!

AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 30 July 2004 02:02 (twenty-one years ago)

they just aired the guy saing "what the fuck is happening up there!" and he's still on!

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 30 July 2004 02:02 (twenty-one years ago)

No, on PBS, you supercilious swine.

Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 30 July 2004 02:03 (twenty-one years ago)

MORE BALLOONS! MORE BALLOONS! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS DOING UP THERE!!!!!!

AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 30 July 2004 02:03 (twenty-one years ago)

i thought it was good in substance, the form was a bit spotty--a good speech circles up to a series of crescendoes and finally acquires a real momentum. this one seemed to try to gather itself a little too quickly before the sign-off. but i think it was pretty good. i mean, for what it is.

xpost

wow i was on PBS. i wish i had cable.

amateur!st (amateurist), Friday, 30 July 2004 02:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Wait, what happened? Live mic gone awry?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 30 July 2004 02:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Overall, a goodish speech I thought. Especially in as much as he's aiming at wavering Repubs.

Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 30 July 2004 02:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I was quite wowed by this bit

"I don't wear my own faith on my sleeve. But faith has given me values and hope to live by, from Vietnam to this day, from Sunday to Sunday. I don't want to claim that God is on our side. As Abraham Lincoln told us, I want to pray humbly that we are on God's side. And whatever our faith, one belief should bind us all: The measure of our character is our willingness to give of ourselves for others and for our country."

and think it a particularly well-rendered turn of phrase.

x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Friday, 30 July 2004 02:07 (twenty-one years ago)

i think being a bigtime speechwriter would be a k-great job.

amateur!st (amateurist), Friday, 30 July 2004 02:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I love that Lincoln quote. (only pres. not to have been part of a organized church.)

Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 30 July 2004 02:08 (twenty-one years ago)

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040730/capt.dnc23807300229.cvn_kerry_dnc238.jpg

drudge currently requesting "IF ANYONE HAS AUDIO OF CNN LIVE FEED OF OPEN MIC FROM DNC BOOTH AND YELLING AT FAILURE OF BALLOONS, PLEASE EMAIL TO M_D_R_goongoongoon_UDGE@AOL.COM..."

Kingfish von Bandersnatch (Kingfish), Friday, 30 July 2004 02:10 (twenty-one years ago)

why did he invoke FDR in particular when he mentioned his website? was he making a somewhat obscure segue from the new deal-ish social programs he had just been advocating?

what prompted tracer's "oh fuck this guy" comment i wonder...

amateur!st (amateurist), Friday, 30 July 2004 02:11 (twenty-one years ago)

what I loved was Wolf Blitzer's commentary: "What you just heard was the director stating very emphatically that the balloons were not falling properly".

AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 30 July 2004 02:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, I was wondering about that (the second) myself. I wonder if it was the purplish 'old glory' bit.

x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Friday, 30 July 2004 02:12 (twenty-one years ago)

HAHAHA i just realized CNN is now guilty of broadcasting FCC violations...

Kingfish von Bandersnatch (Kingfish), Friday, 30 July 2004 02:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahahahahaha

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 30 July 2004 02:12 (twenty-one years ago)

at least they didn't catch him talking about trotting out the animatronic kerry to greet the crowd.

amateur!st (amateurist), Friday, 30 July 2004 02:12 (twenty-one years ago)

CNN's audio has been TERRIBLE for the entire convention. Personally I'd demand an investigation.

x-post: that's good news, i'll send him some retitled classic 'ardcore

x-post: dude the comment above it!!

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 30 July 2004 02:13 (twenty-one years ago)

invoking FDR to point out that we exist in the computer and internet age

tracer's comment was a joke

someone needs to fill Matt Drudge's email box with garbage pronto

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 30 July 2004 02:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Some convention employee = new Janet Jackson's boob.

x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Friday, 30 July 2004 02:13 (twenty-one years ago)

invoking FDR to point out that we exist in the computer and internet age

yeah, i know, but why fdr as opposed to any other president, like kennedy or clinton or whatever?

amateur!st (amateurist), Friday, 30 July 2004 02:14 (twenty-one years ago)

whatever, it's not important, i was just curious.

amateur!st (amateurist), Friday, 30 July 2004 02:15 (twenty-one years ago)

the line about "mission accomplished" was the best zinger. He definitely needs to hammer away at that one. Started off kind of boring, frankly. I wish his face hadn't been glistening so much. I wanted to go up and pat baby powder on him.

Monetizing Eyeballs (diamond), Friday, 30 July 2004 02:16 (twenty-one years ago)

that drudge email is googleproofed, of course. take out the goons and underscores...

Kingfish von Bandersnatch (Kingfish), Friday, 30 July 2004 02:16 (twenty-one years ago)

7/30/04 at Watercoolers all around the country

'hey, did you hear that guy say fuck?'
'yeah, he said fuck pretty loud'
'yeah, fuck's a bad word to say on tv... 'cus of the censoring.'
'and the mic was on, too. his ass is totally grass!'
'totally grass. hey, let's go ask andy if he heard about it,'
'dude, he'll get a kick out of it.'
'hey, andy, did you hear that guy say fuck on tv last night' ...

x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Friday, 30 July 2004 02:16 (twenty-one years ago)

i thought he was drooling for a while!

amateur!st (amateurist), Friday, 30 July 2004 02:16 (twenty-one years ago)

weird xpost

amateur!st (amateurist), Friday, 30 July 2004 02:17 (twenty-one years ago)

say, does anybody plan on watching all or most of the GOP convention video feed ? i dont' know if i can, since one can only yell "OH FUCK YOU AND DIE" at the TV so much beofre the neighbors complain, as watching enough CNN/PBS converage will prove...

Kingfish von Bandersnatch (Kingfish), Friday, 30 July 2004 02:18 (twenty-one years ago)

because FDR was the last President before the computer age? because he's the last great President who is also the embodiment of Democratic ideals (especially for strong-on-foreign-policy Democrats) and also professedly admired by Republicans?

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 30 July 2004 02:19 (twenty-one years ago)

i'll buy it. :)

amateur!st (amateurist), Friday, 30 July 2004 02:21 (twenty-one years ago)

It would have been even cooler to say Clinton in '92

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 30 July 2004 02:22 (twenty-one years ago)

"We'd like to apologize to our viewers who may have been offended at the bad word. These things happen when the balloons don't come down as rapidly as the director would like them to." -wolfy

AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 30 July 2004 02:22 (twenty-one years ago)

It was funny that John Stewart on the Daily Show mentioned a balloon malfunction (he's not live, one day behind).

Maria D. (Maria D.), Friday, 30 July 2004 02:22 (twenty-one years ago)

PBS has a long promo piece using the B-52's Whammy Kiss. That's what I learned tonight.

Hunter (Hunter), Friday, 30 July 2004 02:24 (twenty-one years ago)

"crispus atticus"

amateur!st (amateurist), Friday, 30 July 2004 02:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Guess who's out of a job?

x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Friday, 30 July 2004 02:25 (twenty-one years ago)

But, ewww, now they've got one with the Escape Club's "Wild Wild West." No more PBS, thx.

Hunter (Hunter), Friday, 30 July 2004 02:25 (twenty-one years ago)

"Atticus" was a definite dud, but it happens.

Monetizing Eyeballs (diamond), Friday, 30 July 2004 02:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Democrats have not always had the best luck with objects falling from above. In what proved an ill omen, President Jimmy Carter waited in vain as thousands of balloons stayed in the rafters at the 1980 convention in New York.

uh oh, ix-nay on the ad-bay omen-lay

AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 30 July 2004 02:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Do you think someone told everyone who spoke that they had to use "real life" examples? "I met a guy in South Bend, IN who couldn't afford to buy health insurance" Every speech I heard (Obama, Sharpton, Kerry) had a littany of "little people" suffering in America.

Maria D. (Maria D.), Friday, 30 July 2004 02:30 (twenty-one years ago)

the aol homepage says: "Kerry says he's ready to lead; Bush cast as unfit." i don't remember kerry saying that at all.

amateur!st (amateurist), Friday, 30 July 2004 02:31 (twenty-one years ago)

everyone in Presidential and many other politics has used real life examples for the last 12 years at least

best part of that Herald article...

At the 1948 convention, Democrats released doves, which swooped down on President Harry Truman and senators on the platform, and prompted legendary House Speaker Sam Rayburn to snarl, "Get these damn pigeons out of here."

Candy Crowley remains evil. Cate Edwards is, as they say, fahn.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 30 July 2004 02:36 (twenty-one years ago)

"It came alive in his mouth"

- Joe Klein on Kerry's speech.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 30 July 2004 02:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Joe Klein is second only in 'wtf' moments to tweety

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 30 July 2004 02:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Chris Matthews comes through again. He had great interviews with Maureen Dowd and Hendrik Hertzberg before the big speeches. Dowd got off some surprisingly trenchant lines about the Democrats paralysis re: Iraq. Hertzberg is totally different in real life than I pictured him from his New Yorker columns. He looks kind of like a Rolling Stone writer or something. I pictured more of a college professor type.

o. nate (onate), Friday, 30 July 2004 02:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Drudge has a mp3 of the "fuck": http://www.drudgereport.com/dnc.mp3

10,000 GarageBand-enhanced remixes by morning

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Friday, 30 July 2004 02:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Not quite. It's nearly inaudible, much less sample-able.

FDR was the last true liberal.

Kenan (kenan), Friday, 30 July 2004 02:59 (twenty-one years ago)

...

(can we drop Larry King, Tucker Carlson, Gideon Yago AND Mo Rocca from the ceiling? pretty please with sugar on top?)

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 30 July 2004 03:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought Aaron Brown promised us more Vanessa? What happened there?

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 30 July 2004 03:01 (twenty-one years ago)

2 minutes in and already we get the first what-planet-are-you-on moment from Larry - he calls Yago 'Gordon'

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 30 July 2004 03:02 (twenty-one years ago)

"they didn't have names like that back in my day"

oops (Oops), Friday, 30 July 2004 03:03 (twenty-one years ago)

that day being before the Old Testament?

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 30 July 2004 03:06 (twenty-one years ago)

The Man Before Time

oops (Oops), Friday, 30 July 2004 03:08 (twenty-one years ago)

http://wwwi.reuters.com/images/2004-07-30T042650Z_01_DNC146_RTRIDSP_2_CAMPAIGN.jpg

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 30 July 2004 03:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Tucker Carlson is a hopeless boob.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 30 July 2004 03:34 (twenty-one years ago)

The speech started off shaky, but got so good, didn't it? He sounded confident, commanding, and relaxed, which is a good thing for him. And, beyond the delivery, I really liked how inclusive his rhetoric was (the general tone for this convention) -- they're all really reaching out to "all Americans," in a way that I can't imagine the Republicans even trying to do.

morris pavilion (samjeff), Friday, 30 July 2004 03:49 (twenty-one years ago)

When did Mo Rocca become such an unbelievably obnoxious jackoff?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 30 July 2004 03:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I can hear ol' mush mouth now at next month's convention:

"My opponent voted for the war, but against aid for our soljers. My opponent says he against gay marriage, but also against an amendment to the, uh, U.S. Constitution that will protect the dignity of marriage between a man and a woman. My opponentsays he got three purple hearts when really, it was something more like two-and-a-half..."

I mean, really. i don't get too impressed with politicians. I'm not so much enthralled by the success of this convention as I am more amazed that the Democrats didn't fuck it up (balloons notwthstanding). The question I have in mind is How in the hell can George Walker Bush and the Republicans even come close to topping that?

Are the Texas delegates in the front row going to take off their cowboy hats and pray on the floor again whenever a gay person shows up at the podium?

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 30 July 2004 03:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Who the hell is this jagoff anyway? "Mo Rocca" my ass. Drearily unfunny. The kind of witless tool you'll find at any corner bar peddling their jive-ass faux-naif act.

What pictures of Larry King does he have?

Monetizing Eyeballs (diamond), Friday, 30 July 2004 04:00 (twenty-one years ago)

bush must pledge to drive fat people from our shores

there must be a new day of asthetic perfection in our fair country

a new day where any person can go forth from his home and not be forced to look at the obese as they waddle around, each hamhock-like forearm straining to shovel yet more food into their gullets

we must strive for this my friends

Paladin, Friday, 30 July 2004 04:05 (twenty-one years ago)

2 minutes in and already we get the first what-planet-are-you-on moment from Larry - he calls Yago 'Gordon'

haha i caught that

Maneating Leopards of India (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 30 July 2004 04:05 (twenty-one years ago)

And is the mayor of Detroit really nine feet tall?

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 30 July 2004 04:08 (twenty-one years ago)

damn that max cleland intro was fuckin' tight

Kingfish von Bandersnatch (Kingfish), Friday, 30 July 2004 04:16 (twenty-one years ago)

that photo is killer, too.

is that kucinich over on the extreme left, knowing exACTLY which camera to smile into?

Kingfish von Bandersnatch (Kingfish), Friday, 30 July 2004 04:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Am i the only one here who's had that damn Little River Band stuck in my head since the Edwards speech?

HAAAAAAAANG ON. HELP IS ON THE WAY / I'LL BE THERE AS FAST / AS I CAN

I'm going to bed.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 30 July 2004 04:26 (twenty-one years ago)

the daily show did a fantastic piece on the sharpton speech/pundit reaction tonight. stewart was fuming.

John (jdahlem), Friday, 30 July 2004 04:34 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah that shit was really ridiculous. Sharpton ruled.

AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 30 July 2004 04:36 (twenty-one years ago)

fuck, i missed that part. i was watching the rebroadcast of the speech.

the cspan cameras panning back & forth over the balloons not dropping didn't help things.

Kingfish von Bandersnatch (Kingfish), Friday, 30 July 2004 05:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Wait, is help on the way, or hope?

gabneb's photo is fantastic. It's the Justice League!

spittle (spittle), Friday, 30 July 2004 05:24 (twenty-one years ago)

How could Georgia take the honorable Max out of the Senate and put a stinkin' douchebag like Saxby Chambliss in his place?

Fox News' post-speech coverage was expectedly shitty. I tuned in here and there to see their objective "analysis." Fred Barnes and Mort Kondracke, the "Beltway Boys" are reptilian slime.

Overall, I really like Teresa Heinz-Kerry. She would make a fascinating first lady. I'm on that Barack Obama bandwagon too. I hope he kicks some right wing ass in the years to come.

Dennis Kucinich is the man too. Agree on the gabbneb photo. That's amazing.

Star Hustler, Friday, 30 July 2004 05:25 (twenty-one years ago)

http://wwwi.reuters.com/images/2004-07-30T042650Z_01_DNC146_RTRIDSP_2_CAMPAIGN.jpg

DNC: The Film by Hype Williams

I thought Cleland was great too--even the "Crispus Atticus" thing was just the result of his relatively unrehearsed fervor.

amateur!st (amateurist), Friday, 30 July 2004 05:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Bush wouldn't have caught the "Crispus Atticus" slip.

Star Hustler, Friday, 30 July 2004 05:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I missed the Cleland speech with the "Crispus Atticus" slip. What did he mean to say? Context please.

AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 30 July 2004 07:04 (twenty-one years ago)

he was trying to do that double dutch bus thing, something about cate edwards' ass

cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 30 July 2004 07:37 (twenty-one years ago)

nevermind, found the speech text:
Mere steps from where we are, a former slave named Crispus Attucks gave his life for freedom.


x-post har!

AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 30 July 2004 07:52 (twenty-one years ago)

so which is right? Attucks or Atticus? I've heard both before and google concurs...

AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 30 July 2004 08:02 (twenty-one years ago)

hah, before I went over to this site, I had posted the same photo on the Daily Kos and said it looked like the X-Men or something.

I e-mailed Drudge a retitled MP3 of "Hey Asshole" by 1000 Homo DJs.

I was in Boston myself today just wandering about, did not manage to find anyone to beg/steal credentials off of in order to get in the convention hall. But Hardball put their pundit corral in a city square near Faneuil Hall so you could go right by it.. I had a nice chat with a lady from upstate NY who read Democratic Underground, her 12-year-old daughter had convinced her they should visit Boston, so they were standing there yelling "TWEETY!!!" and heckling Matthews the entire time. As far as protests, I didn't go near the zone but that photo above.. pretty much everywhere on the perimeter of the Fleet Center looked like that, and I wonder if that's actually a photo of the charter bus parking lot. There were cops all over the place but they seemed in a fairly pleasant mood & I had no idea anything violent went down..

daria g (daria g), Friday, 30 July 2004 09:59 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/aia/part2/2p24.html
Crispus Attucks
In 1770, Crispus Attucks, a black man, became the first casualty of the American Revolution when he was shot and killed in what became known as the Boston Massacre. Although Attucks was credited as the leader and instigator of the event, debate raged for over as century as to whether he was a hero and a patriot, or a rabble-rousing villain.

In the murder trial of the soldiers who fired the fatal shots, John Adams, serving as a lawyer for the crown, reviled the "mad behavior" of Attucks, "whose very looks was enough to terrify any person."

Twenty years earlier, an advertisement placed by William Brown in the Boston Gazette and Weekly Journal provided a more detailed description of Attucks, a runaway: "A Mulatto fellow, about 27 Years of Age, named Crispus, 6 feet 2 inches high, short cur'l hair, his knees nearer together than common."

Attucks father was said to be an African and his mother a Natick or Nantucket Indian; in colonial America, the offspring of black and Indian parents were considered black or mulatto. As a slave in Framingham, he had been known for his skill in buying and selling cattle.

Maria D. (Maria D.), Friday, 30 July 2004 11:36 (twenty-one years ago)

i kept on expecting Max to start yelling "strong men also cry! strong men also cry!"

kephm, Friday, 30 July 2004 12:15 (twenty-one years ago)

i could have figured that the salute/"john kerry reporting for duty" would get all the front pages. i guess that's why he did it.

amateur!st (amateurist), Friday, 30 July 2004 15:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Newseum's Front Pages

Abandon ship

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 30 July 2004 15:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Homeland Security Secretary Tom Ridge is considering stepping down after the November election, telling colleagues he is worn out from the massive reorganization of government and needs to earn money in the private sector to put his teenage children through college,

DAYMN that's rough

Kingfish von Bandersnatch (Kingfish), Friday, 30 July 2004 15:58 (twenty-one years ago)

private sector = job with one of the companies given sweet, sweet contracts by the bush administration?

amateur!st (amateurist), Friday, 30 July 2004 15:59 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, probably as a "consultant" to the DoHS.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 30 July 2004 15:59 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.fairfaxco-gop.org/images/goplogo.gif

The elephant in the room.

suzy (suzy), Friday, 30 July 2004 16:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I guess six figures and the stock market aren't enough in W's America

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 30 July 2004 16:04 (twenty-one years ago)

college tuition is expensive! Ridge should vote for Kerry because of his pledge to bring tuition costs down.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 30 July 2004 16:04 (twenty-one years ago)

The collective swayin'//singin'/flag-wavin' is making my entire soul cringe.

You do not get your GOP cerdentials before you learn the lyrics to "Kumbaya"(sp)

Overall, I really like Teresa Heinz-Kerry. She would make a fascinating first lady.

Me too! She seems to understand that there's a time to speak, and a time to be silent. I'm more interested in what she'll have to say because she's not in soundbites every 5 minutes.

Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Friday, 30 July 2004 16:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Ridge earns $175,700 a year as a Cabinet secretary.

Damn, those college costs must be skyrocketing faster than I thought if a six-figure salary isn't enough to keep the kids in Pot Noodle.

(Then again, those private engagements should bring on enough bling for Ridge to endow scholarships to his alma mater.)

Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Friday, 30 July 2004 16:21 (twenty-one years ago)

"i need private sector to send my kids to college....in their new chrome-plated rolls royces!! holla back!"

amateur!st (amateurist), Friday, 30 July 2004 16:26 (twenty-one years ago)

http://images.encarta.msn.com/xrefmedia/aencmed/targets/illus/cha/T304730A.gif

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 30 July 2004 16:29 (twenty-one years ago)

that's just per year so four years at a private 4-year college is upwards of $100K.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 30 July 2004 16:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Ridge's kids have bad grades. No, I suppose if you're Ridge you'd prefer to be able to pay outright to send your kids to the best private institution that'll have them, as opposed to borrowing and financing and leaning on aid and scholarships to put them somewhere more reasonably priced. So yeah, it's not exactly a stretch on $175,000, but if you can put in a year's worth of consulting that'll let you front the kids four years at Yale, straight up, well, of course you would.

nabiscothingy, Friday, 30 July 2004 16:36 (twenty-one years ago)

So yeah, it's not exactly a stretch on $175,000...

not that I wanna defend Ridge exactly, but I'm assuming that this $175K is pre-tax, in which case paying $20K+ to send l'il Jr. Ridge to a top-money school that will have him with bad grades (Evergreen? Bard? Bennington? other "liberal" schools?) still ain't a bargain.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 30 July 2004 16:38 (twenty-one years ago)

plus maintaining residences in D.C. and Pennsylvania ain't cheap!

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 30 July 2004 16:39 (twenty-one years ago)

(Stence, you've just made a case for the CUNY system, where you can educate the kids without selling your firstborn's soul.)

Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Friday, 30 July 2004 16:40 (twenty-one years ago)

CUNY raised its tuition by nearly $1K last year. Still very affordable for Mr. Ridge (if he was a NY resident).

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 30 July 2004 16:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Sure, Stencil, but obviously most people paying those amounts are financing it with private loans, not fronting it straight from their salary. That's still rough -- at $20-$25K a year, putting two kids through top-tier schools is the equivalent of buying a whole second house -- but for a person with a $175K salary and the obvious potential to skyrocket from there (i.e., he doesn't have to cringe about retirement, or anything), it's certainly doable. The weird bit is that I'd just sort of assume the children of a guy like Ridge would be all rigid and college-prepped and ready to rake in scholarships.

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 30 July 2004 16:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Depends on the strength of their grades, though.

Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Friday, 30 July 2004 16:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I believe $175,000 is the starting point for the Alternative Minimum Tax, which at that level is 28%. So that makes his real income $126,000 - Social Security - Medicare - State Taxes - Local Taxes - housing costs - all kindsa other shit = I hope he has a good accountant and not any of us.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 30 July 2004 16:53 (twenty-one years ago)

eh, my mom put me through private school on about a third of that ($175,000). not saying college tuition isn't a ridiculously huge burden nowadays. and not saying that ridge shouldn't pass up an easy opportunity to make that burden rather inconsequential for his own family.

amateur!st (amateurist), Friday, 30 July 2004 16:58 (twenty-one years ago)

That's about what I'm thinking. In other words, Ridge wouldn't be going private just to "afford" college, but rather to pay for college without taking out long-term loans and/or having his children graduate with a big chunk of that tuition as debt.

Anyway, whatever, so ... I'm now totally down with the idea that John/Teresa interaction makes Kerry look totally deep, especially with the Edwards as a sort of whitebread foil. And it doesn't come off too cosmopolitan or foreign, either -- just sort of, you know, deep.

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 30 July 2004 18:03 (twenty-one years ago)

hstencil, nabisco--thank you. I'm kind of flabbergasted that there is even a question about Ridge's decision.

Also, there are good state/city schools in this nation that are more affordable than private institutions. But faced with the choice, I decided to go into staggering debt rather than attend a CUNY school. There IS no case for them (like, sadly, the majority of public education institutions in the city of New York, grammar school on up). I have no idea what the case is with sending Ridge's children to a state school, though I imagine a man in his position, who can theoretically go ahead and get into a position to afford a private institution, would rather send them to a private institution (name value, name value).

Anyway, keep on with this stuff, I am using this thread as an update for the convention, as I really haven't had time to pay attention to it. Thanks in advance, etc.

Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Friday, 30 July 2004 19:00 (twenty-one years ago)

http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2004/ALLPOLITICS/07/30/bush.issues/top.bush.missouri.ap.jpg

Hmm...

TheRealJMod (TheRealJMod), Friday, 30 July 2004 19:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Tom Ridge has a big blockhead. He makes Jonathan Lipnicki and Ben Affleck look like peanutheads.

Star Hustler, Friday, 30 July 2004 19:17 (twenty-one years ago)

the convention's over ally! all that's left is us having silly conversations about tom ridge's children's college tuition!

amateur!st (amateurist), Friday, 30 July 2004 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

So, wait, did I miss the answer to this? Was it "Hope is on the way!" or "Help is on the way!" ? As declared by Edwards, it sounded far more like the former. As declared by Kerry, it sounded more like the latter. I was wondering if that confusion accounted for the lack of enthusiasm in the crowd for Kerry's version of the mantra - Edwards really had the folks cheering the night before - but then I saw a "Help is on the way!" sign in the crowd when Kerry was speaking. In which case I can only confirm that Kerry is indeed a black hole of charisma. Fortunately, Bush can barely speak. Should be an interesting debate. Boring versus bonehead.

Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Friday, 30 July 2004 19:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Ridge didn't grow up rich, but the guy's lived well above average for 20 years as far as most Americans would be concerned. He did some private law practice, was in the House for 13 years (Jan. 2004 salary - $158K), and was Governor for 6 (1997 salary above $100K, with annual CoLA increases to ~$140K after his tenure). Even if this weren't enough (and maybe it wouldn't be if he's been spending a lot on, for instance, expensive private high schools), I think it's reasonable to expect that he could easily pay off college and post-college loans through lobbying or consulting gigs and/or the lecture circuit following his government service. How much $ do you think Bernard Kerik makes? Would Ridge be comparable?

xpost: exactly. Edwards = hope; Kerry = help.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 30 July 2004 19:39 (twenty-one years ago)

The Republicans' mantra is "Mighty Mouse is on the way."

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 30 July 2004 19:40 (twenty-one years ago)

also, you get lots of expenses taken care of as House member, and while I can't say that I know that he didn't have housing expenses while Governor, he did have a mansion at his disposal

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 30 July 2004 19:42 (twenty-one years ago)

HAHAHAHA

ihttp://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/040730/ids_photos_ts/r4078133815.jpg

Celebrities (L-R) Sean 'P. Diddy' Combs, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Ben Affleck watch the 2004 Democratic National Convention from a luxury box inside the FleetCenter in Boston, July 29, 2004. Author Norman Lear is pictures to the right. The party faithful will hear Democratic presidential candidate Senator John Kerry (news - web sites) formally accept the nomination with his speech that will bring the four day convention to a close. REUTERS/Marc Serota US ELECTION

oh, this is a bad buddy pic just WAITIN' to happen.

Kingfish von Bandersnatch (Kingfish), Friday, 30 July 2004 19:46 (twenty-one years ago)

let's try that again:

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20040730/i/r4078133815.jpg

Kingfish von Bandersnatch (Kingfish), Friday, 30 July 2004 19:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Gabbneb I'm totally with you. This is a funny thing to discuss. Surely we all agree that a person with salaries in that range could very easily send his kids to college without particularly overextending himself, especially if he, like most reasonable people, had been saving up for it since they were young. I think the point is that, well, if you could do like six months of work that would all at once allow you to just pay up front to send two kids to the absolute best schools in the nation, possibly you'd do it, even if just to save the few hours you'd have spent filling out loan paperwork or whatever.

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 30 July 2004 19:52 (twenty-one years ago)

who cares why Ridge is leaving? Fuck him!

kyle (akmonday), Friday, 30 July 2004 20:03 (twenty-one years ago)

nabisco - sure. but no one ever believes any public official's family-based statement for a resignation. while that may well be unfair, there's probably a good reason for it. why the timing of not only the (potential, remember) departure but also the announcement? coming on a Friday after the convention is a good way to bury something, but it may have also been occasioned by the convention - an ambitious guy (talked up in 2000 and 2004 as a potential running mate) doesn't want his career dragged down by a loser. why wasn't he part of the Bush admin before 9/11?

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 30 July 2004 20:10 (twenty-one years ago)

You mean you bring that photo in here, but not this?

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040730/capt.dnc22007300023.cvn_celebs_dnc220.jpg

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 30 July 2004 20:13 (twenty-one years ago)

best photo ever

Aren't you the woman recently given a Fulbright?

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 30 July 2004 20:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Republican message = "a red hot poker for up yo' ass is on its way!"

Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 30 July 2004 20:20 (twenty-one years ago)

from the nation (http://www.thenation.com/thebeat/index.mhtml?bid=1&pid=1652):

Kerry had his elegant moments, especially toward the close of the speech, when he announced that, "It is time to reach for the next dream. It is time to look to the next horizon. For America, the hope is here. The sun is rising. Our best days are still to come."

"Keep reaching for that rainbow. Fly high; like a bird in the sky. Let the sunshine in. We can build a brighter day, just you and me.

amateur!st (amateurist), Friday, 30 July 2004 20:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, sorry Gabbneb, I wasn't even thinking about that aspect of it: I thought we were just having a weird conversation about college costs. I agree that the perfectly-rational reasons people usually give for leaving office rarely reflect the real reasons, which is pretty much true of why anyone tells you they do anything.

nabiscothingy, Friday, 30 July 2004 20:23 (twenty-one years ago)

seriously, can anyone besides al sharpton craft a speech with one central, coherent metaphor and stick with it?

amateur!st (amateurist), Friday, 30 July 2004 20:25 (twenty-one years ago)

it's just like riding a donkey

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 30 July 2004 20:32 (twenty-one years ago)

and they'll no doubt be re-issuing that song, only mixing in Sharpton samples

Kingfish von Bandersnatch (Kingfish), Friday, 30 July 2004 20:34 (twenty-one years ago)

You heard it here first - in 2012, the Democratic party will become the party of the Burro

http://www.juanvaldez.com/menu/history/images/TheJuanValdezLogo-history-i.gif

The GOP will fight back by adopting the Vicuna

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 30 July 2004 20:37 (twenty-one years ago)

and debates would included DJs from each party having a mix-off against each other

Kingfish von Bandersnatch (Kingfish), Friday, 30 July 2004 20:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Help the Children in 2012! Vote Democrat!

http://www.steelbeamtheatre.com/images/pinocchio002.jpg

Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Friday, 30 July 2004 20:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Just watched the speech on line cause I'm cable-less. One thing I particulary liked was the rushed delivery, quieting the crowd's applause by moving on to the next point with alacrity. It made Kerry seem genuinely passionate about the ideas he wanted to communicate. Alot of convention speeches have these seemingly manufactured moments of prolonged applause beats. Everything flowed very nicely.

I'm not sure how I feel about the personal appeal to George W. to keep things positive. On one hand, it seems hypocritical when you've just criticized the guy, and criticism is certainly and integral part of a campaign. However it does serve as a kind of challange to Bush. The appeal for positivity is itself a negative tactic. Overall, I like this new aggressive confident democratic party.

herbert hebert (herbert hebert), Friday, 30 July 2004 21:00 (twenty-one years ago)

back to the balloons:
...Stephen Jewett, a DNC official involved in podium operations, said there was no malfunction with the balloon drop. The balloons were timed to come down slowly, he said, making "for a longer ending, which was nice."

Kingfish von Bandersnatch (Kingfish), Friday, 30 July 2004 21:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Of course Ridge is full of shit, getting a better paying job might be part of it but I think that "U R ALL GAY" would not be an acceptable term of resignation for anyone who might even halfway tender an idea of reentering the career field they are leaving (in this case, yes, politics). I just kind of find it a bit WTF that anyone would find his statement bizarre or weird or entirely disingenuous and that his kids should've gotten better grades or he should just send them to state schools or that he should be able to just pay for them with his salary doing...um...whatever the Homeland Security Secretary does (in another note, I feel like our government is about ten years away from appointing the Secretary of Silly Walks, what the hell are these positions? Even the name is kind of disgusting, "homeland"? Domestic or National not descriptive and fuzzy enough?). Like nabisco said: you have the ability to go, earn a shit ton of money as a contractor, and set your kids for life, this is not so good why?

I don't really care why he's really leaving, he indicated being weary of the goings on, what does anyone think that means? And as someone else kind of alluded to, pointing out the skyrocketing cost of American education isn't exactly a pat on the back for the Bush administration so hey, why not, let's let him plead the anti-private-loan case.

In other news, no one besides ten people, all on ILX, actually cares why Ridge wants out or probably is even aware he is leaving or possibly even knows who the hell he is, sadly (I include GWB in this group).

xpost I like longer endings, particularly when they involve copious usage of the word "FUCK".

Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Friday, 30 July 2004 21:21 (twenty-one years ago)

You know, this totally has nothing to do with anything, but if Ralph Nader would simply promise every 20-30 year old male in America that, if they vote for him, he would make them Secretary of whatever they so choose, he'd win the election. "What are you the Secretary of?" "C'ing on the Ts." "Nice. I fucking love President Nader." You wouldn't even have to actually pay them. Maybe, like, $10 a year stipend or something.

Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Friday, 30 July 2004 21:24 (twenty-one years ago)

in another note, I feel like our government is about ten years away from appointing the Secretary of Silly Walks, what the hell are these positions?

you'll be happy (?) to know that kucinich proposed a "federal department of peace."

amateur!st (amateurist), Friday, 30 July 2004 21:51 (twenty-one years ago)

http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2004/ALLPOLITICS/07/30/bush.issues/top.bush.rolls.up.sleeves.a.jpg

Bush has had some bad pictures taken today...

TheRealJMod (TheRealJMod), Friday, 30 July 2004 21:54 (twenty-one years ago)

and the Daily Show bit where Kuci did a headstand in front a surpised/shocked-looking Samantha Bee will surely live forever...

Kingfish von Bandersnatch (Kingfish), Friday, 30 July 2004 21:55 (twenty-one years ago)

The Federal Department of Peace?!?!?! Do we really need separate divisions for all of these items?

Seriously though, I find the term "Homeland Security Secretary" incredibly creepy. The word "homeland" has such old timey, feel-good connotations to me, like a bunch of ol' boys sitting on the porch trading WWII stories and talkin' about the gals, while the actual term has such bizarro surveillance state overtones...it puts an image in my head of some hideous Cerberus, except instead of having three dog heads, it's got Lincoln, Orwell, and Betty Fuckin' Crocker stuck up there. They really couldn't have come up with a less twee, patronizing word than "Homeland"?

Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Friday, 30 July 2004 22:14 (twenty-one years ago)

"I'd like to introduce you to Secretary Ornaldo Bloomps, he is our Secretary of That Time That Isn't Really War But Isn't Quite Peace Because We're Still Working Out The Treaty But We Promise, Any Day Now, But In Any Event, The Homeland Is Not Threatened."

Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Friday, 30 July 2004 22:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Why is that a bad picture, RealJ? Walker Texas Ranger is rolling up his sleeves, ready to put Kerry and Osama in their place!

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 30 July 2004 22:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Because he looks like he's imitating Ian Curtis in it?

Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Friday, 30 July 2004 22:19 (twenty-one years ago)

"I'd like you to meet Commander Curtis. He is the head of the Department of Isolation."

I really shouldn't post to ILX after writing a massive paper on Wilsonian attacks on free speech and protest during WWI. My jokes are tasteless and my agitation high. I give myself 6.4/10.

Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Friday, 30 July 2004 22:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Bush looks like he's bionic in that picture, pulling his prefab skin up on his arm to expose the circuitry. He's Maskatron!

kyle (akmonday), Friday, 30 July 2004 22:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Mein Führer, I can WALK!

TheRealJMod (TheRealJMod), Friday, 30 July 2004 22:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Ha, maybe you're all right. Look at that limp wrist.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 30 July 2004 22:30 (twenty-one years ago)

C'ing on the Ts!!!~ hoyl

Ade (Adrian Langston), Saturday, 31 July 2004 02:26 (twenty-one years ago)

i have no where else to say this, but on tonight's "Real Time" show w/ Bill Maher on HBO, Michael Moore & Bill actually got down on their knees to big Ralph Nader(tonight's surprise guest) to pull out of the race.

Ralph wasn't having it.

Kingfish von Bandersnatch (Kingfish), Saturday, 31 July 2004 02:52 (twenty-one years ago)

That sounds funny. I think John Mcenroe did something similar on his cnbc talk show when Ralph was on. Nader seems totaly unwilling to budge. He already met privately with Kerry and debated Howard Dean on NPR. I used to like Nader a lot until convinced I became of Bush's danger to civilization.

herbert hebert (herbert hebert), Saturday, 31 July 2004 03:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Bush today: "When it comes to the economy and employment, results matter. When it comes to protecting our homeland security and fighting terrorism, results matter. Ansd when it comes to choosing a president, results matter."

??????!!

Masked Gazza, Saturday, 31 July 2004 03:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Very large testicles, he has. Very large indeed.

Kenan (kenan), Saturday, 31 July 2004 03:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I have similar feelings about the word "Homeland"; it has always reminded me of South Africa under apartheid.

Dan I. (Dan I.), Saturday, 31 July 2004 04:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I find the term "Homeland Security Secretary" incredibly creepy.

I just remember that during Bush's (mostly not bad, for him) immediate post-Sept. 11th speech to Congress, the second he said he was establishing a "Homeland Security" something-or-other (it wasn't a department at first...whatever it was), I heard the Big Bells of Doom go off. There was no way anything with that name was ever going to be anything but bad news. But it's a tricky bitch, because it'll be hard for any subsequent president (especially any Democratic president) to rename or disband the damn thing. I guess the best hope is in the Sept. 11th commission report -- you could implement a bunch of stuff from that and reorganize accordingly and get away from that horrible name.

spittle (spittle), Saturday, 31 July 2004 06:03 (twenty-one years ago)

the odd thing is that folks were scrambling for this sorta thing in 2000, as al franken mentioned in his book, but i still wonder if the word "homeland" was used...

Kingfish von Bandersnatch (Kingfish), Saturday, 31 July 2004 06:40 (twenty-one years ago)

results matter! its like he's a clorox ad or something.

"nothing but the best peanut butter for my nation."

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Saturday, 31 July 2004 08:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Very large testicles, he has. Very large indeed.

No, quite the opposite. It's very easy to reject things when you've never been accepted. Look at his pathetic requests to be Dean's running mate, or to be given a speaking slot at the DNC.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 31 July 2004 14:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Gabbneb, I think that the testicle comment was made about Gazza's comment:

Bush today: "When it comes to the economy and employment, results matter. When it comes to protecting our homeland security and fighting terrorism, results matter. Ansd when it comes to choosing a president, results matter."

It takes balls to say all that when in fact, the economy, employment figures, terrorism fighting, and even choosing the president over the last four years have had very dismal results. Heh, I guess they do matter, after all.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 31 July 2004 17:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe Ridge is leaving (being forced out?) because he won't play along with crap like this?

gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 31 July 2004 21:51 (twenty-one years ago)

"Intelligence reporting indicates that al Qaeda continues to target for attack commercial and financial institutions, as well as international organizations, inside the United States,"

and what comprises the MAJORITY of southern manhattan? feh.

Kingfish von Bandersnatch (Kingfish), Sunday, 1 August 2004 02:36 (twenty-one years ago)

You know, this totally has nothing to do with anything, but if Ralph Nader would simply promise every 20-30 year old male in America that, if they vote for him, he would make them Secretary of whatever they so choose, he'd win the election. "What are you the Secretary of?" "C'ing on the Ts." "Nice. I fucking love President Nader." You wouldn't even have to actually pay them. Maybe, like, $10 a year stipend or something.

if the philadelphia inquirer is to be believed, then ralphie stiffed the philly street people he recruited to push petitions outta the money he promised them. forget those $10 stipends!

Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 1 August 2004 03:10 (twenty-one years ago)

what a dick

Symplistic (shmuel), Sunday, 1 August 2004 03:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I guess he gave in - Orange Alert time (juxtaposition via dailykos)

gabbneb (gabbneb), Sunday, 1 August 2004 16:48 (twenty-one years ago)


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