A thread for the Kerry / Bush debates

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Here's the schedule from http://www.debates.org/pages/news_031106.html:

First presidential debate:
University of Miami
Coral Gables, FL
Thursday, September 30

Vice presidential debate:
Case Western Reserve University
Cleveland, OH
Tuesday, October 5

Second presidential debate:
Washington University in St. Louis
St. Louis, MO
Friday, October 8

Third presidential debate:
Arizona State University
Tempe, AZ
Wednesday, October 13

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Thursday, 29 July 2004 19:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude, I already started this thread four months ago. SEARCH FUNCTION. Hello?

dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 29 July 2004 19:30 (twenty-one years ago)

ZZZZZZZZZZ Find something else to complain about.

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Thursday, 29 July 2004 19:31 (twenty-one years ago)

OH, I will. I will. Just you wait and see, "Elvis."

dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 29 July 2004 19:32 (twenty-one years ago)

oh this will be fun.

who remembers "FUZZY MATH"?

Kingfish von Bandersnatch (Kingfish), Thursday, 29 July 2004 19:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Ugh. It's still such a horrible, horrible question.

morris pavilion (samjeff), Thursday, 29 July 2004 19:45 (twenty-one years ago)

bush has done extremely well in previous debates (ann richards, al gore). kerry comes off worse than either of those two and has his work cut out for him.

dan (dan), Thursday, 29 July 2004 19:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I still fear for Kerry, public-speaking wise. I don't know if all of these days of anecdotes and promises on his behalf have made it any easier for him when he finally gets to deliver a speech of his own.

AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Thursday, 29 July 2004 19:51 (twenty-one years ago)

i think the solution is for him to add some kind of cool echo effect to the mic he'll be using.

amateur!st (amateurist), Thursday, 29 July 2004 19:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I would run him through a Turbo Rat and a flanger.

St. Nicholas (Nick A.), Thursday, 29 July 2004 19:54 (twenty-one years ago)

do you have protools NA?

amateur!st (amateurist), Thursday, 29 July 2004 19:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm gonna chop that shit up, cut the pitch in half, tweak the eq, add some reverse delay, and lay a phat beat under it.

St. Nicholas (Nick A.), Thursday, 29 July 2004 19:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Bush has to agree to the debates first

kerry comes off worse than either of those two

I think you're wrong.


gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 29 July 2004 19:59 (twenty-one years ago)

bush has done extremely well in previous debates (ann richards, al gore). kerry comes off worse than either of those two and has his work cut out for him.

Bush may have come off better because they "misunderstimated" him (can't really speak for Richards, but clearly Gore did). I doubt that Kerry will make the same mistake.

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:01 (twenty-one years ago)

"strong at home, more respected in the world (nite rider crypton fuse remix)"

xpost

amateur!st (amateurist), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I also don't think Bush will be able to adopt the same "aw, shucks" persona.

morris pavilion (samjeff), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Kerry is going to have a lot of work to do for the debates (which are going to be very important), and the skills that he would bring to them will have to be readjusted, but the guy's been debating his whole life. He's good at it.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Kerry seems a bit stiff. A lot of us think Bush is a retard but he can give off an appealing regular dude vibe for some. My roomate told me that in a recent poll more Americans found it easier to imagine Bush pumping his own gas than Kerry. I found this strange but not altogether surprising, though I haven't searched this yet to confirm that this is true.

herbert hebert (herbert hebert), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd put him thru my blacet research "klang Werk" ring modulator, then the frequency divider, so he'd sound like sauron, then bush wd get teh ph34r and be pwned.

(sorry, that wasn't very helpful really was it? NEITHER ARE TELEVISED POL DEBATES OF THIS SORT!!!)

Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I think Kerry's been loosening up. I was impressed by what I saw on C-Span of his appearance in Columbus last week. Very relaxed, very much not going over his audience's head without dumbing things down, either.

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Americans found it easier to imagine Bush pumping his own gas than Kerry

maybe because he ran an oil company?


xpost


i think kerry has been coming off better than before, yes. i saw him on pbs a few months ago and he was deadly--speaking in a near-monotone.

my entire problem with the presidential race is that i cannot, for all my efforts, quite fathom why people will vote for george bush (except those obviously aligned w/his radical-right program), or why they find him appealing. sure, i have a sort of theoretical framework for understanding it, but i don't really empathize in the way i feel is somehow necessary.

amateur!st (amateurist), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:09 (twenty-one years ago)

we need to start spreading the idea that kerry is a shitty debater so he can "exceed expectations" aka How I "Won" the Election: The George W. Bush Story.

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Good call. "Yeah, I guess he's not completely retarded... let's vote for 'im!"

dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Democrats in never being able to be blindly optimistic non-shocker.

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Bush's 2000 convention speech alluded to the perceived faliures of his baby boomer generation. Speaking for his generation, he expressed the desire to make up for those failures, if I'm recalling correctly. So it just gets back to the 60s culture wars. People remain divided along the same lines. I doubt the love for Bush equals the hate that people have for him but the same can be said about Clinton. Bush will remain to represent something like the anti-hippy I guess.

herbert hebert (herbert hebert), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:22 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah but don't you think that Kerry's "Vietnam hero" status defies that a little? I mean, they can try to paint him as a hippie protestor, but he actually served (and with distinction) unlike Bush...

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:25 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost

there was a piece along those lines in a recent boston review, but i'm not sure i'm sold.

amateur!st (amateurist), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:25 (twenty-one years ago)

we need to start spreading the idea that kerry is a shitty debater so he can "exceed expectations"

right. expectations are so low that he's probably going to do great tonight.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:27 (twenty-one years ago)

If Kerry would just RELAX, maybe even wear a t-shirt to that effect like the Haitians in Vice City, he'd do just fine.

57 7th (calstars), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:32 (twenty-one years ago)

x post
Although Kerry is a "war hero" he spoke out against the war upon his return. The irks a lot of people who blame the Vietnam loss on the anti-war left of the 60s. We were a cinfused and demoralized nation they believe. If we had only been collectively more like Forrest Gump.

herbert hebert (herbert hebert), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Last few times I've seen Bush talk to people that didn't agree with his viewpoints (Russert, a press conference) he's been awful. He's been living in his happy neocon bubble for too long. Besides, he only has 3 or 4 statements which he repeats over and over again. It'll be like having a debate with C-Man.

Symplistic (shmuel), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I think we can all agree that the debates will take coaching and canned responses into a new golden era that all future debates will be judged upon, completely squashing all spontenaity in any political forum for years to come.

bill stevens (bscrubbins), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:49 (twenty-one years ago)

O MAN THESE DEBATES ARE GOING TO BE FUCKING DOPE (!!!)

dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Just once I'd like to get through a thread without reading a reference to the Haitians in Vice City. Those guys have caused me enough grief as it is.

Um, x-post.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:52 (twenty-one years ago)

If I were Kerry, instead of using my closing statement to speak to America, I'd turn and speak directly to Bush. I'd point-blank ask him as many of the questions that never get asked because he ducks direct questioning (and because the White House press corps are a bunch of pussies) as I could wedge into three minutes or whatever. If his closing statement followed, he wouldn't know whether to respond to mine or go on with his, and if mine was last, it'd be a hell of a last word.

Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 30 July 2004 01:44 (twenty-one years ago)

What are these debates generally like? Is there a strict format, closely moderated with no one speaking out of turn, or is it a free for all, with each guy trying to ask the other a question at the same time, then answering at the same time? Do they ever try and speak over each other, or is it the very model of decorum?

derrick (derrick), Friday, 30 July 2004 02:07 (twenty-one years ago)

it's definitely a pretty strict format.

"we'll be the morals of decorum" -- victor maclagen in fort apache (best line ever)

amateur!st (amateurist), Friday, 30 July 2004 02:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Is anyone on this board pro-Bush?

Richard K (Richard K), Monday, 2 August 2004 13:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not sure it matters how either of them actually perform in the debates. Anyone who watched coverage of the Democratic Convention knows reporters will have their story and stick to it, regardless of what actually happens.

fortunate hazel (f. hazel), Monday, 2 August 2004 14:17 (twenty-one years ago)

ask Bill Weld if Kerry is a shitty debater.

don carville weiner, Monday, 2 August 2004 14:48 (twenty-one years ago)

If Bush performs as well in the debates as he's doing in this press conference right now, then Kerry is going to walk them...

carson dial (carson dial), Monday, 2 August 2004 14:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Gore lost the debates in 2000 more than Bush won them. Gore with the huffing, the sighing, the rouge make-up... All Bush had to do was stand there and not look too much like a dumbass. This year may be different because A.) Bush will have a lot of 'splaining to do and B.) Hopefully, Kerry won't wear Ronald Reagan make-up.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 2 August 2004 14:59 (twenty-one years ago)

two weeks pass...
Why won't our candidates stand up for what they believe in?

This better not have anything to do with Kerry being a good five inches taller then Bush.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 16 August 2004 16:31 (twenty-one years ago)

that and Kerry's people probably thought he played better during the sitting Dem debates.

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 16 August 2004 16:34 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.arcadefever.net/CABINETPICS/ms_pac-man_01.gif

VS.

http://altura.speedera.net/ccimg.catalogcity.com/200000/204700/204720/Products/3500713.jpg

I mean, for real.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 16 August 2004 16:43 (twenty-one years ago)

well the second one's got Galaga so I win.

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 16 August 2004 16:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Undecided voters, picked by the Gallup Organization, will question the candidates. Charlie Gibson, co-anchor of ABC's "Good Morning America," will be the moderator.

oh dear, won't THIS be a fun one...

Lt. Kingfish Del Pickles (Kingfish), Monday, 16 August 2004 17:07 (twenty-one years ago)

This better not have anything to do with Kerry being a good five inches taller then Bush.

Kerry agreed to the debates right away, Bush didn't. I don't know that Bush negotiated format to agree to appear (I don't even know if that can be done), but I don't know that he didn't, either. I don't see any reason to think Kerry looks better sitting down.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 16 August 2004 17:08 (twenty-one years ago)


Undecided voters, picked by the Gallup Organization, will question the candidates. Charlie Gibson, co-anchor of ABC's "Good Morning America," will be the moderator.
oh dear, won't THIS be a fun one...

-- Lt. Kingfish Del Pickles (jdsalmo...), August 16th, 2004.

"what's your stance on blondies? you see, they're like brownies, only not brown."

amateur!!!st, Monday, 16 August 2004 17:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Is Bush
a) being a 'debate girlie-man'
or
b) managing expectations, through implication, that he hopes/intends to exceed

Can he be beaten in a debate that he doesn't show up to?

I can think of ways to do this

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 17:41 (twenty-one years ago)

three weeks pass...
dig this:

Are These Debates or Synchronized Swimming?

...By the time any given debate is over, viewers may conclude they have just watched a puppet show, not a policy argument by the two men who want to be president for the next four years. The 32-page guidelines for the debates -- negotiated by the Bush and Kerry campaigns along with the Commission on Presidential Debates -- limit follow-up questions, restrict audience participation, and prohibit even certain camera shots. Candidates may not move about the stage as they orate, nor may they question each other. Basically, each debate will unwind as a series of 60-second statements and 30-second rejoinders. During the lone "town hall" debate, all questions from the audience will have to be submitted beforehand and reviewed by the moderater, ABC's Charles Gibson. No audience member may ask a follow-up question...

So, it's not really a "debate", i guess.

say! i know! what if we just had two soundboard programs running, and a tech on up on stage to click on the appropriate line?

also, the Prohibited Camera Angle thing is funny. It must suck be be like half-a-foot shorter than your opponent.

Lt. Kingfish Del Pickles (Kingfish), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 23:53 (twenty-one years ago)

msnbc's story on this was good

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6115913/site/newsweek/

(Jon L), Thursday, 30 September 2004 00:20 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah these are going to be boring as fuck

amateur!!!st (amateurist), Thursday, 30 September 2004 00:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm watching YES on PBS instead.

Go Kerry, though.

Jay Vee (Manon_70), Thursday, 30 September 2004 03:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Is the town-hall debate live? I think people should submit softball questions and then ask something else when they are called upon.

dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 30 September 2004 11:08 (twenty-one years ago)

The Top 10 Secrets They Don't Want You to Know About the Debates.

James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Thursday, 30 September 2004 11:41 (twenty-one years ago)

how thoroughly do you think they have screened the audience? it doesn't seem to me that it would be possible to prove you were undecided or only a "soft" supporter of either candidate. surely people were smart enough to be misleading!

Emilymv (Emilymv), Thursday, 30 September 2004 13:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Is the town-hall debate live? I think people should submit softball questions and then ask something else when they are called upon.

The participants of the town-hall debate have to submit their questions to the moderator in advance. The moderator then picks the people who get to ask their question live by the content of their submitted question.

If anyone starts to ask something that isn't related to what their submitted question was, the moderator is supposed to cut them off, and then their microphone goes dead.

They are then led to a back alley behind the convention center where their tongue is amputated.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 30 September 2004 15:04 (twenty-one years ago)

this is disgusting.

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 30 September 2004 15:14 (twenty-one years ago)

are they still doing a town hall debate? I thought they cancelled it/changed the format because of Rebpulican fear that people would do exactly what Dave outlined above.

kyle (akmonday), Thursday, 30 September 2004 15:18 (twenty-one years ago)

what's to stop the candidates from just doing a solo question and answer thing? i know Bush has been doing this at campaign stops, but with only supporters allowed in .. Clinton did an MTV thing where he actually fielded some challenging questions from young people and i remember it served him quite well.

You've Got to Pick Up Every Stitch (tracerhand), Thursday, 30 September 2004 15:27 (twenty-one years ago)

check your local dem party websites; there are organized debate-watching/heckling parties set up in every city. might make them a little more fun, give a little money, meet some people, etc. beats cringing alone at home!

g--ff (gcannon), Thursday, 30 September 2004 15:28 (twenty-one years ago)

"the nation is dying to know: does teresa's milkshake bring your boys to the yard?"

g--ff (gcannon), Thursday, 30 September 2004 15:29 (twenty-one years ago)

no cross questioning? whats the fucking point?

still bevens (bscrubbins), Thursday, 30 September 2004 15:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow. Baghdad Bombings Kill 35 Children

Two things come to mind: 1) the idea that insurgents are fighting for Iraqis is bullshit. 2) the idea that Bush has anything under control is equally bullshit.

bnw (bnw), Thursday, 30 September 2004 17:33 (twenty-one years ago)

HOW KERRY CAN WIN TONIGHT'S DEBATE.
Against the Rules
by Josh Benson
Only at TNR Online
Post date: 09.30.04

There's a scene in the cult favorite The Big Lebowski in which Walter, the addled veteran, incensed over possibly losing a bowling match, seizes on a technicality to disqualify his opponent, screaming: "This is not 'Nam! There are rules! ... Am I the only one who gives a shit about the rules?"

There's a bit of Walter in George W. Bush this week. Deathly afraid of being challenged on his unraveling Iraq policy, Bush demanded--and won--a series of bizarre rules governing tonight's debate. There will be no rebuttals allowed, for instance. No follow-up questions, no movement about the stage, no audience interaction, no props, no split-screen TV shots, no moderator discretion. The perspiration-prone Kerry was even denied a chilled room. Worst of all, the rules forbid Kerry from asking Bush any direct questions, a prohibition that constrains Kerry's options and makes a mockery of our civic process precisely when open debate matters most.

But Kerry does have an amazingly simple way out of the predicament imposed by this last rule: He can ignore it. Americans have a right to ask tough questions of their president. So does the Democratic nominee. You might say that asking tough questions is the moderator's job. But the mainstream journalists who run these debates almost always serve up softballs. And time and again in this campaign, the media has abdicated its duty to press Bush on the Iraq war. Don't expect Jim Lehrer to do any differently tonight.

Challenging Bush directly would expose a rich vein for Kerry to mine politically. The public doesn't think Bush is being entirely truthful on Iraq. And Bush has demonstrated a stubborn unwillingness to explain otherwise. Kerry needs to flesh out this idea by putting Bush on the defensive. Moreover, hard-nosed questions on Iraq will shift the focus away from Kerry's inconsistent positions and onto Bush's consistently disastrous ones. Many voters sense (correctly) that Bush has built a rock-hard shell of denial around the facts on the ground. A direct confrontation could expose the extent of Bush's self-deception.

Plus, Bush can be rattled by persistent questions, growing patronizing and, occasionally, mean. That's how John McCain succeeded against him during a debate in 2000. With any luck, Kerry could replicate the feat.

Would breaking the rules backfire on Kerry? I doubt it. Imagine that toward the end of a response, Kerry turns to Bush and says: "Mr. President, Iraq is on the verge of civil war. Entire towns are under the control of terrorists. A thousand American soldiers are dead. Yet you say peace and freedom are on the march. How do you explain this?" Bush would be put instantly on the defensive, and any answer he gives would be filtered through Kerry's question--not whatever softball Lehrer subsequently lobs in. If Bush completely ignores Kerry's query, it would only solidify the idea that Bush is ducking reality. If either Bush or the moderator challenges Kerry for breaking the rules, a handy line would turn the tables right back: "This isn't about rules," Kerry could say. "It's about the right of our soldiers' families to have answers." Kerry becomes the candidate prioritizing patriotism and honesty; Bush becomes the one hiding behind legalese.

Would Kerry pay a price for such a breach after the debate? It's hard to see how. Conservatives would call him a "cheater" but that would only distract from their single-minded drive to portray him as a flip-flopper. (Maybe he flip-flopped on the rules!) Moreover, Kerry's rejoinder is easy enough: "If Bush can't handle a simple question, how can he handle Al Qaeda?" Republicans earn no traction whining about the rules. The real danger is that, as a result of Kerry's heresy, Bush could pull out of the rest of the debates. But, having already agreed to two more debates, Bush would risk looking like a wimp. And the media, which invests a great deal in these events, would go apoplectic.

Of course, Kerry needn't completely break the rules. Bending will do fine. For instance, Kerry could ask rhetorical questions ("Why won't Bush admit Iraq is on the verge of civil war?"). Or he can pose questions to the American people ("I want those watching to ask themselves: Why won't Bush admit a mistake? Are you hearing the honesty you need from a President?"). And if all else fails, Kerry could bring up the rules themselves. Most Americans can recognize them easily enough as a travesty. ("Mr. President, you demanded we not question each other in these debates. What are you afraid of?")

With some tact, this could be a major theme of the evening: Bush's woeful and continued refusal to confront reality in the Middle East. It certainly fits with other aspects of his presidency: the lack of press conferences; his initial refusal to meet with the 9/11 Commission, and then only with Dick Cheney in tow; ignoring foreign leaders who don't say what he wants to hear. Plainly, this is a president hiding from the world. It's about time Kerry called him on it--rules be damned.

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 30 September 2004 17:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Kerry would never do that.

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 30 September 2004 18:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I fucking hate that Bush gets to dictate the terms of the debate. I really wish there was some consistency to these things from year to year.

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 30 September 2004 18:03 (twenty-one years ago)

The sad thing is that Bush is more likely to do that than Kerry.

n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 30 September 2004 18:04 (twenty-one years ago)

It would be great if Bush broke the rules and then taunted Kerry - and after an awkward silent pause, Kerry runs across the stage and decks Bush and beats him until he's motionless. Oh, sorry. Did I type that out loud?

dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 30 September 2004 18:08 (twenty-one years ago)

As if the ground-rules weren't bad enough, guess which network is operating the "pool" cameras that all the other networks will take their feeds from: Fox News. Apparently, this wasn't part of the negotiated agreement, but rather just a coincidence - the networks take turns operating these cameras, and it's Fox's turn this time. Still, I wouldn't be surprised to see reaction shots of people yawning or shaking their heads after Kerry's turn, and people smiling and nodding after Bush's.

o. nate (onate), Thursday, 30 September 2004 18:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Fox News Channel, whose turn it is under a rotation system to operate the "pool" cameras for all the networks in the first debate on Thursday in Coral Gables, Florida, said it would follow its own editorial judgment in operating its cameras.

"They don't want reaction shots," said Fox News spokesman Paul Schur told Reuters. "We're not going to bow to outside pressure. We're not going to follow these restrictions."

from http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=politicsNews&storyID=6370562

o. nate (onate), Thursday, 30 September 2004 18:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I fucking hate that Bush gets to dictate the terms of the debate.

Kerry agreed to the rules. This is a man who once had to put up with William Weld telling him to tell the widow of a dead policeman in the audience why he didn't want to put her husband's killer to death. And who says that the temperture won't be cool?

And Fox is operating the cameras, but the feeds from each camera will available to each network. If CNN wants to go to Camera 3 while Fox stays on Camera 1, they'll be able to do it.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 30 September 2004 18:19 (twenty-one years ago)

"I think the campaigns and candidates should do the debating and leave the television and the journalism to the networks," said one broadcast news executive."

I'm not sure which is the bigger farce.

dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 30 September 2004 18:19 (twenty-one years ago)

The sad thing is that Bush is more likely to do that than Kerry.

-- n/a (nu...) (webmail), September 30th, 2004 2:04 PM. (Nick A.) (later) (link)

totally. i wouldn't be surprised if rove et al set the rules, and then bush breaks them strategically to seem macho. (even if most of the tv audience doesn't know about the rules and who had asked for them, bush could appear manly for casually breaking them.)

amateur!!!st (amateurist), Thursday, 30 September 2004 18:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I say kerry crosses the line. worst case scenario is that bush drops out of the debates after getting PWN3D during the first one.. I dont really see the harm in that...

still bevens (bscrubbins), Thursday, 30 September 2004 18:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I think Kerry should put on an Osama mask and then run around the stage chanting "You can't catch me I'm the gingerbread man".

o. nate (onate), Thursday, 30 September 2004 18:28 (twenty-one years ago)

this thing is really going to stretch the linguistic function of the word "debate" to the breaking point

amateur!!!st (amateurist), Thursday, 30 September 2004 18:29 (twenty-one years ago)

"yeah, it's a survey course. we hear debates from the prof on wednesdays and then there are TA sessions twice a week."

amateur!!!st (amateurist), Thursday, 30 September 2004 18:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I hope that the bad guys lose, somehow.

Good luck, people.

the bellefox, Thursday, 30 September 2004 18:59 (twenty-one years ago)

The Note has a good run-down of the CW on tonight's debate:

In any case, look no further than The Note for a distillation of everything you need to know about tonight's Clash in Coral Gables:

Kerry has to "win" the debate to win blah blah blah.

Kerry has a tough challenge — to go on the attack but still be someone Americans want in their living rooms for four years blah blah blah.

Both these men are champion debaters blah blah blah.

What the news coverage says immediately after the debate is just as important — maybe more important — than what happens in the debate itself blah blah blah.

Kerry will acknowledge that he's changed his mind occasionally and can be unclear at times, but will needle Bush by saying it's better to be flexible when things go wrong than to be stubborn blah blah blah.

This is the first time both candidates will appear together before the American people free from the influences of handlers and aides blah blah blah.

The President — after acting confident for days — will "surprise" everyone (and de-fang Sen. Kerry) by being suddenly contrite and yielding — less "times are tough," or, even "mistakes were made," than "I have made mistakes" blah blah blah.

In a nation of several hundred million people, why does Jim Lehrer get to keep moderating these things blah blah blah.

It will be interesting to see if the candidates choose blue or red ties blah blah blah.

How they look and act will matter as much as what they say, blah, blah, blah.

John Kerry sure better have a good and tight answer to that Iraq question, blah, blah, blah.

Boy, Republicans are more organized and on message than Democrats are blah blah blah.

Al Gore lost the first 2000 debate by losing the post-debate spin wars blah blah blah.

How about those wacky, restrictive, detailed campaign-negotiated rules that make this less a debate and more a joint appearance blah blah blah.

The first debate historically has the largest audience blah blah blah.

John Kerry must sound more bar room than Brahmin blah blah blah.

Ralph Reed really HAS been to the fountain of youth (or perhaps DID make that deal with the devil) blah blah blah.

And most important, as Democratic pollster Paul Maslin — with characteristic understatement — told the Los Angeles Times about John Kerry:

"If he can make this election about Bush, Bush in all likelihood will lose. If this election is about Kerry, then we've got a rougher row to hoe."

And there isn't any blah blah blah about that.

o. nate (onate), Thursday, 30 September 2004 19:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I hate John King.

You've Got to Pick Up Every Stitch (tracerhand), Thursday, 30 September 2004 19:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Got something to say
like something to me
well just go ahead and spit it out
It's all the same, you see

What's that, it doesn't make sense
Are you talking in tongues
or is your brain out of gear
I can hear it rattle in your head

I can see you lips move
Blah Blah Blah
but all I hear is

Got something to say
Like something to me
Well just go ahead and spit it out
It's all the same, you see

It's coming out better but it doesn't make sense
Is that a head on your shoulders
or something you use for ornamentation...

Lt. Kingfish Del Pickles (Kingfish), Thursday, 30 September 2004 19:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I wonder if Bush will say "Fuzzy Math, Ladies and Gentleman" again and again while talking about Social Security.
And just where is your great social security policy today, George?

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Thursday, 30 September 2004 20:18 (twenty-one years ago)

From 2000:

BUSH: Yeah, I agree. I just -- I think there has been -- some of the scientists, I believe, Mr. Vice President, haven't they been changing their opinion a little bit on global warming? A profound scientist recently made a different --

MODERATOR: Both of you have now violated -- excuse me. Both of you have now violated your own rules. Hold that thought.

GORE: I've been trying so hard not to.

MODERATOR: I know, I know. But under your own rules you are not allowed to ask each other a question. I let you do it a moment ago.

BUSH: Twice.

MODERATOR: Now you just -- twice, sorry. (LAUGHTER)

GORE: That's an interruption, by the way.

MODERATOR: That's an interruption, okay. But anyhow, you just did it so now --

BUSH: I'm sorry. I apologize, Mr. Vice President.

MODERATOR: You aren't allowed to do that either, see? (LAUGHTER) I'm sorry, go ahead and finish your thought. People care about these things I've found out.

BUSH: Of course they care about them. Oh, you mean the rules.

MODERATOR: Yeah, right, exactly right. Go ahead.

BUSH: What the heck. I -- of course there's a lot -- look, global warming needs to be taken very seriously, and I take it seriously. But science, there's a lot -- there's differing opinions ...

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 30 September 2004 21:28 (twenty-one years ago)

"The other day, Mr. President, a woman in Coral Gables was enjoying a wish sandwich. Do you know what a 'wish sandwich' is, Mr. President?"

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 30 September 2004 21:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Ugh, I can totally remember Gore's half-lispy southern belle voice when he said "I've been trying so hard not to."
I fucking hate(d) that guy.

Dan I. (Dan I.), Thursday, 30 September 2004 22:13 (twenty-one years ago)

who was it? either dana carvey or robin williams remarked that you could do Al Gore's voice just with a "gay Forrest Gump"...

Lt. Kingfish Del Pickles (Kingfish), Thursday, 30 September 2004 22:39 (twenty-one years ago)

"What the heck?" - The President of the United States of America

why do old people and old users of ILX such bastardos (deangulberry), Thursday, 30 September 2004 22:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Admitting the Problem Is Half the Battle
...it's clear that there's a developing consensus in the news media that its own judgment about who "won" the debate is more important than anything the candidates actually say up on the stage.

But there's something weird about these acknowledgments by members of the press that they are as much players as they are observers. To a man, they seem to treat "the media" as if it were some external force, over which the speaker him or herself has no control. Never do these same commentators seem willing to consider that that they are in fact, talking about themselves -- that it is they who are integral to keeping this juggernaut of spin in motion...

Lt. Kingfish Del Pickles (Kingfish), Thursday, 30 September 2004 22:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Can't wait to see that mythical "liberal bias" swing this in Kerry's favor.

why do old people and old users of ILX such bastardos (deangulberry), Thursday, 30 September 2004 22:58 (twenty-one years ago)

a strong start for the challenger...

frankE (frankE), Friday, 1 October 2004 00:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I hate that "hunt & kill" has to be part of the rhetoric.

Maria D. (Maria D.), Friday, 1 October 2004 00:08 (twenty-one years ago)

cspan has a split screen on both candidates through the whole debate. great to see bush's face.

frankE (frankE), Friday, 1 October 2004 00:15 (twenty-one years ago)

What the fuck did Bush just say?!?!?! Miscalcu-what?!!?! Watching him is fucking terrifying.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 1 October 2004 00:34 (twenty-one years ago)

so how did this go? i went to a lecture and then dinner and missed it. my mom says kerry came off well, but she's predisposed to like him (as i am, i suppose).

amateur!!!st (amateurist), Friday, 1 October 2004 04:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Mom's OTM.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 1 October 2004 04:12 (twenty-one years ago)

thank you for that link! i must be blind.

amateur!!!st (amateurist), Friday, 1 October 2004 04:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I guess the CW that said this wouldn't be a real debate but more of a joint appearance turned out to be wrong. This just goes to show that even the most detailed and stifling rules can't prevent a natural give-and-take from arising once the cameras start rolling.

o. nate (onate), Friday, 1 October 2004 12:59 (twenty-one years ago)


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