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This is the thread where you post in the style of another poster - keep it clean please!

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 29 July 2004 16:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd like to C on this thread's Ts.

― cutty? (deangulberry), Thursday, 29 July 2004 16:43 (twenty-one years ago)

10,000 tears by morning.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 29 July 2004 16:44 (twenty-one years ago)

There have been a few threads like this already, Dog Latin.

(Here I am imitating myself.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 29 July 2004 16:44 (twenty-one years ago)

hI DERE

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Thursday, 29 July 2004 16:44 (twenty-one years ago)

This was done before.

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 29 July 2004 16:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Ned stole my joke. Officer!

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 29 July 2004 16:45 (twenty-one years ago)

We've done this.

Summarise Me!

(I've done this in the style of N. Do you see?)

Damn, crosspost x loads

― ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 29 July 2004 16:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeeeeeeeees. Nothing yet posted on this thread has piqued my interest. Not saying you all post ill-concieved nonesense or anything though I subliminally advise you to draw that conclusion....

― amateur!!st, Thursday, 29 July 2004 16:52 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.businesspulse.com/businesspulse/bp2002/oct/images/progessteams.jpg

― I CAN LEAD YOU THROUGH THE Whiskeytown Littlecock IDENTITY THEFT (nickalicious), Thursday, 29 July 2004 16:55 (twenty-one years ago)

i don't even know you.

― amatuer!!st (mcutt), Thursday, 29 July 2004 16:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Je parle français et ceci signifie que je suis plus intelligent et plus sophistiqué que tout le vous.
Sucez maintenant le mon résonnent-dong

― amateur!!st, Thursday, 29 July 2004 16:58 (twenty-one years ago)

The point that's being missed here isn't so much dog latin starting a thread with the same subject as one that has been done before, but by the fact that he started a thread of impressions without really offering one up of his own. It's a problem because by the first post violating the rules of its own thread, the rest of the posts have no "rules" to follow. In other words, without a foundation to build upon, it's likely that this thread will just turn into another free-form chatter list that won't make sense to anyone who reads it past, say, next Thursday.

It's the whole bait-and-switch idea at work here. Stating a topic and not following through is not very ethical, IMHO. Do we follow someone who maybe has a good idea at heart, but goes about laying the groundwork under fradulent principles? If you tell everyone to do something, and they want to do it under faith, when you fail them, will you have anyone else to blame but themselves? I don't want to fault dog latin here because I know that he (she?) was just trying to come up with something fun for all of us to do on a Thursday afternoon in July, but this has definitely become something that I'll think twice about next time I see his (her?) name at the top of a thread like this.

And Ned imitating himself by not imitating himself is actually quite, quite sublime. By doing this, he's following through with the intention of the thread, but not playing by its rules since, as I stated above, there were no rules to begin with. The only thing that I would have suggested is a "use the search feature!" statement in the context of his post, if not at the very least, a few links to some of the older threads with this topic.

(Though I should add that if there are any funny "Ilxor Impressions" threads, they won't actually relate to this one since this one isn't really an "Ilxor Impression" thread. Much like alisa's impression of Ned not doing an impression of himself as himself? Or is it just an impression of one of the previous threads? Has this all been some sort of Neil Hamburgerian joke on us all?) The meta-lization of this place has become quite staggering, IMHO.

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 29 July 2004 16:58 (twenty-one years ago)

who are you, Dan Perry?

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 29 July 2004 16:59 (twenty-one years ago)

that's way more nabisco.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:01 (twenty-one years ago)

This game is hard.

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I take it PP was Nabisco?? (The italics are key; well done.)

(xp)

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Perhaps this thread could be just a little *nicer*?

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Ronan, don't try it.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Please email me when you have posted something to this thread that is relevant.

― amateurist? (deangulberry), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:04 (twenty-one years ago)

that was a facile and pointless comment.

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Je parle français et ceci signifie que je suis plus intelligent et plus sophistiqué que tout le vous.
Sucez maintenant le mon résonnent-dong

Hey brother! Hey brother, is that me?

― Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh Jaymc! Why must you be so *aggressive*? Hugs.

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:06 (twenty-one years ago)

You would say that.

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:06 (twenty-one years ago)

A resonant dong?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Je suis desolé

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I actually just like to see my name on the screen i think.

― amateur!!st (mcutt), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Ooooooh...you're all talking about willies, aren't you? haha!

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Tell me about zebra mating habits.

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:06 (twenty-one years ago)

It's all good except I would never say "IMHO." Also I would have pointed out how that Amateurist-in-French post is doing exactly the thing I was saying Americans would do about Teresa Heinz Kerry and then we were all like, "Well, you know, the stupid ones."

Umm ... Look at this embarrassing teen-goth photo of me where I think I look retarded even though I always look sorta beautiful.

― nabiscosexual (nabisco), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:07 (twenty-one years ago)

this ILXor
is easy to imitate
he posts in haiku

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Has anybody considered how the veritable post-Surrealism of the 'human-mind' Turing engine relates to the a priori premise of the thread (which is that our personas vis-a-vis the ILE digital environment / space are reducible to dictive, grammatical and spelling based constructions) and the broader implications this might have on the replacability of the IRL personas with image-less avatar incorporations? We shouldn't overlook these things, lest we fall into the trap of the 'meat-less' InterWeb culture so sagely predicted by such Dadaist art as the iconic R. Mutt toilet, in which the artist is little more than a Benjaminian prsence on the periphery of its creation.

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:07 (twenty-one years ago)

this one guy I know has a leather handbag in which he keeps screws which have fallen out of things he's lived near or worked with

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:07 (twenty-one years ago)

sand all over me

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:07 (twenty-one years ago)

*nods*

― ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:07 (twenty-one years ago)

.938r7483782748728748++++=@

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:08 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread

OWNZ

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I just ate a melted Snickers bar and watched three Jon Lovitz movies back to back!!!!

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:08 (twenty-one years ago)

(Psst, J, add a self-effacing joke about boning Japanese women.)

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:08 (twenty-one years ago)

it's dark in this basement

― jess? (deangulberry), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:09 (twenty-one years ago)

ohm ygod i'm so drunk ilx0rs please talk to meeee (i have a beard)

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:09 (twenty-one years ago)

ken c otm

― k3n c (nickalicious), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I just ate a melted Snickers bar and watched three Jon Lovitz movies back to back!!!!

Is this supposed to be Blount?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:10 (twenty-one years ago)

NO WAIT DUDE - SLOCK1!!!!!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:10 (twenty-one years ago)

That's a common Western misconception. As my Japanese friend would say "blahblhablahblah". *insert geeky personal anecdote* *insert staggering numerical fact*

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Once I got all paranoid and freaked the fuck out. God I hate my job.

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Working out at home rules. I am not gay.

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:11 (twenty-one years ago)

A >>>>>> B >>>>>>> DONKEY BALLS >>>>>>>> C

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:13 (twenty-one years ago)

fuck washing a hat.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:13 (twenty-one years ago)

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drd100/d136/d13609d2i20.jpg

http://www.feelgoodpages.com/lovemultiplies/kitties.jpg

http://dannyayers.com/2003/08/photos/kitties.jpg

http://www.theplainjane.com/d/misc_photos/kitties.jpg

http://images.e-gerbil.net/albums/kittens/aab.jpg

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:14 (twenty-one years ago)

although you made a fairly innocuous comment, you can fuck right off and die screaming and burning in a bath of holy water which I shall personally anoint.

ps-I am nice. hugs.

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:15 (twenty-one years ago)

ha ha ha nice one ronanelby

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:16 (twenty-one years ago)

STFU You guys! Barry Bonds is not on steroids! >=|

― gygax? (deangulberry), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Ce fil me rappelle les plus mauvaises tendances dans le milieu universitaire moderne. Je sais que vous ne savez pas dont ce je parle, mais continuez s'il vous plait. Je corrigerai de temps en temps vos idées.

― amateur!!st, Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Soul Asylum were actually pretty great. Though not as great as the GIN BLOSSOMS. Who in turn were no TRAIN, who basically saved music as we know it.

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:17 (twenty-one years ago)

"basically"

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:19 (twenty-one years ago)

KILLING JOKE

― Alex in EnYSea (mcutt), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I guess I don't understand why anyone would want to start a thread like this. I mean, I like this thread okay, but it doesn't rock NEARLY as much as The Thinking Man's Sex Kitten or worst part of a hangover or What star sign are you? .. Or maybe even NU-EXCELSIOR or Harvey Pekar or describe your work environment, although I haven't actually read those threads in a long time, so I could be wrong. Although I think Metal Mike Saunders agrees with me.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Is this where I tell my story about being on a dozen speedballs and having an orgy with a group of Danish lesbians¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Ce type qui satirizing me, son Français est terrible.
Sucez maintenant le mon résonnent-dong

― amateur!!st, Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:21 (twenty-one years ago)

This isn't the way we would to it in Finland. Now I'm off to post many many more pictures of myself and my 45 attractive female friends frolicking in a playground.

― Not Tuomas (Nick A.), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Indeed...

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:22 (twenty-one years ago)

hm, Vice?

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm a fucking badass. Seriously.

No, that's not my kitten.

My girlfriend? No...that's my...ho.

― Not St Nicholas (nordicskilla), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:23 (twenty-one years ago)

MEGA SOY BOMB

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:23 (twenty-one years ago)

BIG & RICH FOR PRESIDENT, ALL OTHER MUSIC HAS CEASED TO EXIST

― frankeee&chuckeee (Gear!), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Ha ha, I wasn't aware that I gave the impression that I thought I was bad-ass. See, this thread DID provide a service.

― St. Nicholas (Nick A.), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:32 (twenty-one years ago)

>=0 !!!

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:32 (twenty-one years ago)

no way!!! i make that drive from oxnard to culver city in 13 minutes every weekend, slowpoke.

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I still think my Chuck Eddy impression is the best.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I got Burritoville for lunch. The cute girl wasn't working though.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm only Homosexual III because I just KNOW Homosexual II just showed up here.

― Homosexual III (hstencil), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:36 (twenty-one years ago)

"just"

― artdamages (artdamages), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Lauren, you are the cutest!

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Heavens! This thread didn't turn out the way I expected ;-)

(sorry I'm not very good at this)

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:37 (twenty-one years ago)

No, dean?, you are the cutest! Cuter than a puppy stuck under a blanket!

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:38 (twenty-one years ago)

― fel!c!ty (amateurist), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:39 (twenty-one years ago)

― amateur!st (amateurist), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't much care for the primal beats of James Brown nor the useless gutter rhymes of rap. :-)

― Geir! (Gear!), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:39 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread is depressing.

― jaymco jaymcington (jaymc), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:39 (twenty-one years ago)

According to the latest Zelner polls, 42% of constituents think this thread was poorly conceived, 31% think that it's OTM, and 27% are undecided. However, historically, the Zelner poll has skewed with the tides of the ocean, and I think the Killvich-Thrudy poll is more accurate.

― not gabbneb (Nick A.), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Hello I am looking for inforation on impersonators. I desire much story about people writing and talking the same for other people. Please write back to me on this page or mail at halabiilkdone@worldcasa.net.xq thanks.

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I just put this thread on my TiVo!!!!!!

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:42 (twenty-one years ago)

The synth line of Yazoo's "Nobody's Diary" is a clear harbinger of the increased capitulation of Labour to the anti-welfare ideals of Thatcherism. I bet Bryan Ferry listens to this stuff while he's masturbating to pictures of Enoch Powell.

― robyn (amateurist), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:42 (twenty-one years ago)

hahahaha!

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:43 (twenty-one years ago)

what?

― not aja really (ailsa), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:44 (twenty-one years ago)

jaymc your eddy impression was good except it didn't have "ps-I hate Europeans."

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:44 (twenty-one years ago)

It's on BitTorrent now.

― Elvihstencil Telecom (hstencil), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I was going to go out to this little place last night where the guy behind the bar knows me and sometimes lets me try out material, but I'm pretty well known over there now so I stayed in my apartment and drank beer and listened to Steve Earle in my underwear.

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:45 (twenty-one years ago)

i don't know who this band "black malfeasance" is but i don't think i'd quite like them.

― pynefox (amateurist), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Ronan you have no understanding of American pop-rock whatsoever you should shut up until you have bought the first four Cheap Trick albums your opinion is worthless here go away

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I much prefer the Walkabouts. ;-)

― guess (amateurist), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:47 (twenty-one years ago)

God, Anthony how retarded, you realize Cheap Trick is from Japan don't you?

― Shut Up (Gear!), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:47 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah but did you see what the NYT said about this thread (not that i read the NYT much anymore) (ever since they started publishing david brooks, but whatever) (although sometimes i think their football coverage is good) (not as good as gregg easterbrook, tho)? they compared it to crunk (which isn't a bad comparison, really, except the "eastern media elite" covering ATL gets pretty tiresome).

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:48 (twenty-one years ago)

American rock fans express their fondness for music by either nodding (implying "yes!" to the music) or by shaking their head (as if to say "no! no! don't stop a' rockin!")

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:48 (twenty-one years ago)

i just got back from my pittsburgh-columbus-greenville-fort wayne road trip.would you like to see some ethereal digital photography?

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:49 (twenty-one years ago)

(i meant...

― cinnijaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Look, it's not just because of this thread (I've got a lot of work to do now and I think I've been spending way too much time on the net) but I think I'm going to take a break from ILX. I want to say thanks to those of you who I'm glad I've met. I may come back, I may not, but either way I'll start a thread every three months expressing my opinion about ILX and whether or not I can be a part of it. You've earned that.

Take care.

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:52 (twenty-one years ago)

daft punk are so weeny. if there was an award for the first queer house act they'd certainly get it.

― Anthony Randomiccio (Ronan), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:53 (twenty-one years ago)

>>first queer house act

maybe if you ignore the Weather Girls, Frankie Goes To Hollywood, Queen's "Another One Bites The Dust," Hot Cock LaRue, Robert Palmer's "Tell Me I'm Not Dreaming," Sly Fox...

― Chuck E's In Love (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Considering the interplay between Brooks and Dunn they'd make my top ten list of queer house acts as well.

― eddy! (Gear!), Thursday, 29 July 2004 18:00 (twenty-one years ago)

the only real house record is hank williams-i'm so lonesome i could cry.

what's house anyway? I hate it.

― more (Ronan), Thursday, 29 July 2004 18:00 (twenty-one years ago)

and didn't house music START in gay clubs? Isn't "queer house" kind of redundant?

― Chuck E's In Love (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 29 July 2004 18:00 (twenty-one years ago)

that was sort of my gag, if this is no longer an impressions thread.

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 29 July 2004 18:01 (twenty-one years ago)

All right, Miccio wins. (I'm a sucker for the stylistic imitations, and the ">>" got me.)

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 29 July 2004 18:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Hot Cock LaRue

OMG BEST BAND NAME EVER!!!

― Venga Pan Derry (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 29 July 2004 18:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Dan is worth many licks. ;-)

― nehd (amateurist), Thursday, 29 July 2004 18:03 (twenty-one years ago)

he is indeed a goodly mang. ;) ;)

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Thursday, 29 July 2004 18:03 (twenty-one years ago)

James Murphy just sent me an unlabelled vinyl pressing of the next Black Dice album and it is so good it made me cum in my jeans.

― Not Yanc3y (Nick A.), Thursday, 29 July 2004 18:04 (twenty-one years ago)

damn, I was getting there.

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Thursday, 29 July 2004 18:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually, Steve Albini gives to numerous charities. It's no secret. I personally posted some checks for him after I bought him a footlong and we listened to a Rodan demo.

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Thursday, 29 July 2004 18:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Ha ha.

― St. Nicholas (Nick A.), Thursday, 29 July 2004 18:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Thanks!!! I try!! To post longer!!! With more exclamation points!!

― adamcil (hstencil), Thursday, 29 July 2004 18:10 (twenty-one years ago)

just in case ronan is still confused, Miccio was imitating Chuck correcting miccio as imitated by ronan

― fact checking cece (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 29 July 2004 18:11 (twenty-one years ago)

i am a werewolf hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowl

― !!, Thursday, 29 July 2004 18:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Album chart notes Menswe@r are new at 14, but thankfully Wes doesn't play "Daydreamer". However, we do get "Crazy In Love" and "Habanera" in full later on in the charts, so it isn't all good. Sid Owen is at #1. Here's "I Can Make You Feel Good". Wes makes a joke about syrup, but Sid sounds non-plussed.

THE UK TOP 40: I WENT TO A PRIVATE SCHOOL

20. SEAN MAGUIRE- 93 TIL INFINITY (NEW ENTRY)

Hmmm.

19. QUASI- THE QUASI RAP

Missed this because mum was serving up some sandwiches with lashings of ginger ale.

18. THAT BAND THAT HAD THAT ALBUM ABOUT ELIZABETH MONTGOMERY- ONE OF THEIR SINGLES

Very nice ginger ale it was too.

17. CASPER VAN DIEN- MY SHARONA

Here's a picture of Ian Butterworth

http://www.eveningnews24.co.uk/Content/Sport/CanaryCentenary/img/Ibutterworth.jpg

― Dom B Swygart (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:50 (twenty-one years ago)

haha

― de, Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:51 (twenty-one years ago)

nice one!

― jed_ (jed), Thursday, 29 July 2004 21:41 (twenty-one years ago)

i call bullshit when i see it, and posting under other ilxors names is bullshit.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Friday, 30 July 2004 02:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Ronan, I don't think the E's working, you're soming across as a miserable, bitter little tosser.

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 30 July 2004 14:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't understand this thread, or do I?

― the neurotic awakening of tehpinefox (blueski), Friday, 30 July 2004 14:58 (twenty-one years ago)

This is why I hate this board.

― Vengadahn (amateurist), Friday, 30 July 2004 15:27 (twenty-one years ago)

mark, you seem like a nice person but you're notorious for going into abusive rages on the boards. i've honestly been stunned by your level of vitriol at times. if seeing it thrown back at you is so upsetting, perhaps you should rein it in a bit.

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 30 July 2004 15:50 (twenty-one years ago)

lauren can you help me out and tell me whether we are still doing impressions?

― amateur!st (amateurist), Friday, 30 July 2004 15:51 (twenty-one years ago)

oh amateur!st. that's spot on.

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Friday, 30 July 2004 15:52 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm serious as a heart attack.

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 30 July 2004 15:57 (twenty-one years ago)

who are all of you?

― amateurist? (deangulberry), Friday, 30 July 2004 16:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I am so confused.

― St. Nicholas (Nick A.), Friday, 30 July 2004 16:18 (twenty-one years ago)

what?

― ajanthony (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 30 July 2004 16:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I was going to do a Lauren impression but now I've gone chicken

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 30 July 2004 16:24 (twenty-one years ago)

LAUREN YOU ARE A TREAT

― I CAN LEAD YOU THROUGH THE WIZARD IS HUNGRY LOOP LOOP LOOP (nickalicious), Friday, 30 July 2004 16:26 (twenty-one years ago)

the Pirosmani pictures thread was a much better way of doing this ;)

― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Friday, 30 July 2004 16:29 (twenty-one years ago)

there was a pirosmani thread???

― amateur!st (amateurist), Friday, 30 July 2004 16:33 (twenty-one years ago)

it's ok, anthony. i can take it. i'm really curious, actually.

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 30 July 2004 16:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Ronan, I don't think the E's working, you're soming across as a miserable, bitter little tosser.

have you tried shoving it up your ass Mark?

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 30 July 2004 16:39 (twenty-one years ago)

it wasn't anything vicious, lauren. I was just going to say "are you making fun of hstencil?" as Sophia Lauren.

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 30 July 2004 16:41 (twenty-one years ago)

ah, so this is when the universe implodes, right?

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 30 July 2004 16:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Crisis On Infinite ILXs

― -- jel of earth 2 -- (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 30 July 2004 16:43 (twenty-one years ago)

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), December 30th, 2003

Get back to your trains, Ed - talk about something you have a fucking clue about.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), June 8th, 2004

Hey, dickhead. The only difference between racism and your pitiful, upsetting misogyny is the target of the abuse. Fuck off once and for all. I mean it. Fuck off you pathetic little cunt.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), May 27th, 2004

Ronan, I don't think the E's working, you're soming across as a miserable, bitter little tosser.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), July 30th, 2004

Jess, please don't post on this thread any more. Thanks.

-- Mark C (boyincorduro...), September 21st, 2003

Julio, there's no point talking to you, you have some kind of bizarre desire to make everything shit. You're the least comprehensible person on this whole fuckinmg board.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), July 27th, 2004

Marcello, once again, fuck off.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), May 27th, 2004.

Marcello, fuck off.

Dave, I will if you will.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), May 27th, 2004

Fuck off, Marcello.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), May 27th, 2004

Deal. Enjoy wallowing in your anger, ignorance and hatred. You waste. You little man.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), May 27th, 2004

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 30 July 2004 16:44 (twenty-one years ago)

What a vulgar, idiotic cunt you are, LC.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), May 5th, 2004

You're a worthless cunt, Calum (does that make you want to touch yourself?)

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), July 22nd, 2004

Hey, I must have lost my sense of humour, because wintermute is coming across a right tedious cunt right now.

Markelby (boyincorduro...), May 27th, 2004

Guess who!

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 30 July 2004 16:45 (twenty-one years ago)

C-man?

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 30 July 2004 16:46 (twenty-one years ago)

just kidding.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 30 July 2004 16:46 (twenty-one years ago)

oh, i thought it would be about boys and pants and being hungover!

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 30 July 2004 16:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Someone didn't read the thread title!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 30 July 2004 16:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Markelby's greatest hits!

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Friday, 30 July 2004 16:51 (twenty-one years ago)

that's just really lame.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 30 July 2004 16:55 (twenty-one years ago)

i guess someone disobeyed the injunction in the thread title. :(

― amateur!st (amateurist), Friday, 30 July 2004 16:56 (twenty-one years ago)

what, did you do a search for posts by markelby containing the word "cunt" or something? In at least some of those posts, barry was otm, as I remember.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 30 July 2004 16:56 (twenty-one years ago)

For some reason I thought Mark was Marcello!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 30 July 2004 16:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Is that supposed to be a tribute to awesomeness or an attempt to make someone look mean? I'm not up on my ILX feuding history.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 30 July 2004 16:57 (twenty-one years ago)

http://ftp.isds.duke.edu/Users/sto/cats/catfight.gif

― Da Da Da (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 30 July 2004 16:58 (twenty-one years ago)

anyway, i want to thank lauren for introducing me to the word "appletinis."

― amateur!st (amateurist), Friday, 30 July 2004 16:59 (twenty-one years ago)

i would think that mark disobeyed first, by calling ronan a bitter little tosser, but whatever.

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 30 July 2004 17:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Appletinis are the only -tinis I can bring myself to drink.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 30 July 2004 17:00 (twenty-one years ago)

does it differ from an apple martini or is the same thing with an ultra-snazzy name?

― amateur!st (amateurist), Friday, 30 July 2004 17:01 (twenty-one years ago)

there really should be an ILX DRAMA troupe.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 30 July 2004 17:02 (twenty-one years ago)

woule that not just be the entirety of ilx, though?

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 30 July 2004 17:03 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost - I would be lead choreographer, obv.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 30 July 2004 17:03 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.tobi-or-not.de/happy_halloween/wooooo.jpg

― Whiskeytown Littlecock (ex machina), Friday, 30 July 2004 17:03 (twenty-one years ago)

http://stat.discogs.com/L/783-1084456920.jpg

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 30 July 2004 17:04 (twenty-one years ago)

and an ILX DRAMA toupee, we could all wear it when we feel grumpy. Then people would know.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 30 July 2004 17:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Your search - Drama toupee - did not match any documents.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 30 July 2004 17:05 (twenty-one years ago)

http://web.umr.edu/~reflori/july2pix/Team%20G%20Drama%20Troupe.jpg

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 30 July 2004 17:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not impersonating anyone btw! just spreading a little love via jelisms.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 30 July 2004 17:06 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.health.org/govpubs/bkd221/ua6.gif

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 30 July 2004 17:06 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.waacademyofdanceanddrama.com.au/images/couple.jpg

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 30 July 2004 17:06 (twenty-one years ago)

drama wig, however, returns this stand-out result:

http://www.mcspotlight.org/mcweb_pix/drama/wig_sm.jpg

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 30 July 2004 17:07 (twenty-one years ago)

cool tights.

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Friday, 30 July 2004 17:07 (twenty-one years ago)

OMG NASA DRAMA TROUPE!!!@!!@#!@!@#!@!@#

http://www.nasajobs.nasa.gov/nasa_brochure/photo09.gif
Musical Goddard employees Steve Foote and Barbara Lambert belt out a song in the Music and Drama troupe production of My Fair Lady.

http://www.nasajobs.nasa.gov/nasa_brochure/photo07.gif
Talented Goddard employees Richard Richardson, Randy Barth and Jerry Simpson harmonize in the Music and Drama troupe performance of Guys and Dolls.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 30 July 2004 17:08 (twenty-one years ago)

(I am imitating Jdubs right now obv.)

http://www.pcusa.org/pcnews/oldnews/2000/drama3.jpg

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 30 July 2004 17:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm disappointeed no one imitated me as a bitter little tosser (or at all).

― R.I.M.A. (Barima), Friday, 30 July 2004 17:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Your search - Ghana Drama troupe - did not match any documents.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 30 July 2004 17:11 (twenty-one years ago)

trust me Barima you think you want it to happen and then mitch comes along and OWNZ you, haha! (see last thread)

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 30 July 2004 17:12 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm someone who complains about meta threads.

meta threads annoy me about as much as off-topic posts on ILM.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Friday, 30 July 2004 17:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I CAN'T REMEMBER WHO IT IS THAT DOES THIS, BUT IT'S ANNOYING!!!

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 30 July 2004 17:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Um, that was supposed to scroll from right to left, but it didn't.

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 30 July 2004 17:21 (twenty-one years ago)

ANNONYINHHTG

― Whiskeytown Littlecock (ex machina), Friday, 30 July 2004 17:21 (twenty-one years ago)

ihttp://www.theavenueonline.info/images/marquee.gif

― Whiskeytown Littlecock (ex machina), Friday, 30 July 2004 17:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe I can say that I portraying the Ilxor who can never figure out the HTML correctly.

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 30 July 2004 17:21 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.ihatetorock.com/digital/tour/newport_ky_05-30-03/marquee.jpg

― Whiskeytown Littlecock (ex machina), Friday, 30 July 2004 17:22 (twenty-one years ago)

OMG ROFFLE!

― J.O.N. (Barima), Friday, 30 July 2004 17:27 (twenty-one years ago)

i guess if someone comes into a bar and starts tossing stuff around and yelling out epithets the best thing is just to leave the bar, so...

― amateur!st (amateurist), Friday, 30 July 2004 17:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, if you're a total puss!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 30 July 2004 17:32 (twenty-one years ago)

the best thing is to put more quarters in the jukebox.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 30 July 2004 17:33 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.liu.edu/cwis/cwp/library/exhibits/panda/w020911.jpg

― Whiskeytown Littlecock (ex machina), Friday, 30 July 2004 17:34 (twenty-one years ago)

AW POOR BABY PANDA

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 30 July 2004 17:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I didn't know pandas could order a happy ending!

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 30 July 2004 17:38 (twenty-one years ago)

ewwwwww

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 30 July 2004 17:38 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread has been locked by a moderating panda.

(Er, that's an impression, by the way.)

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 30 July 2004 17:51 (twenty-one years ago)

If you splash water on Jonma, he turns into a panda.

― R.I.M.A. (Barima), Friday, 30 July 2004 18:08 (twenty-one years ago)

this is quite fun, isn't it! at any rate, i'm thinking of doing a 12-15 day trip through germany, ending in freiberg. it will likely be by bus, or train. i only got the idea three days ago but it seems really appealing. but where should i go? do you have any better suggestions or tips?

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Friday, 30 July 2004 18:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Fuck washing a bus.

― V.E.N.G.A.R.I.M.A. (Barima), Friday, 30 July 2004 18:59 (twenty-one years ago)

so you are saying i should go by train? yes, i can see your point. but to where? my initial itinary is shaping as this

dahlenburg
höxter
wiefelstede
lüdinghausen
bad orb
oberammergau
freiberg

but perhaps you have another recommendation?

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Friday, 30 July 2004 19:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Train is likely safer, but that's about as far as my useful suggestions go. That list is pretty cool even tho' I only recognise less than half of it.

I nearly did a similar trip this year (though I wanted to include more Europe), so good luck.

― R.I.M.A. (Barima), Friday, 30 July 2004 19:15 (twenty-one years ago)

So then my supervisor locks himself in the bathroom. I can't believe this guy gets paid more then me! But I still make more then most you losers combined. MORE WAR!! MORE FAT DEFENSE CONTRACTS! I just spent twelve hours looking at drum machines on the web. Did I show you my new phone yet? It has pictures of my girlfriend. Did I mention she's hot? Damn, I really need to go punch an ilxor.

― bnw (bnw), Friday, 30 July 2004 19:16 (twenty-one years ago)

ok the impression I was just going to post to respond to that was far too mean to even be thought about and I'm sorry for even thinking about it, or for thinking about making fun of the 18th St Lounge.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Friday, 30 July 2004 19:24 (twenty-one years ago)

But did I mention I work at the ESL? You should meet me there, I want to talk to you about those drum machines.

― I CAN'T RESIST (allyzay), Friday, 30 July 2004 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Schenectady, NY

I really enjoy Schenectady. have you been? Name the best and worst of Schenectady, NY.

― Monetizing Eyeballs (diamond), Friday, 30 July 2004 19:28 (twenty-one years ago)

― daria g (daria g), Friday, 30 July 2004 20:06 (twenty-one years ago)

http://img71.photobucket.com/albums/v216/sexymollusk/alextwo_copy.jpg

― daria g (daria g), Friday, 30 July 2004 20:06 (twenty-one years ago)

ha ha! bad orb!

― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Saturday, 31 July 2004 08:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm, convinced?

― the Gfox, Sunday, 1 August 2004 16:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Pardon me, but does this disgusting, assfaced, whiny, fecal jungle of a messageboard REALLY deserve a thread like this?

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 1 August 2004 17:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Bad Orb is actually a town in Germany, I didn't even make it up.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Monday, 2 August 2004 07:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Does anyone know where I can do a course in butchery in Central London? I want to learn how to slaughter a pig in my front room, then roast it in the back garden on a spit for six hours. I need something to fill the void left by my Emile, and it will set me up nicely for when I go and talk loudly throughout a Baxendale gig just to annoy people. That's if Vicky lets me, of course.

― Cabbagepie (Matt DC), Monday, 2 August 2004 07:51 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

Ah, but Luna, you are as lovely as a coucher du soleil.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 21 November 2005 20:45 (twenty years ago)

I wouldn't expect people who think that Ghostbusters is the pinnacle of film comedy to appreciate the well-tuned slapstick of Carol Burnett, anyway. I saw her outside of Film Forum once in the late 80s, and she looked as radiant as ever.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 21 November 2005 20:56 (twenty years ago)

daer french exchange student i met while waiting in line at a norma shearer film festival: your ass was so bangin' i just had to pause "i dreamed i saw joe hill last night" long enough to announce my romantic intentions.

― j b everlovin' r (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 21 November 2005 20:58 (twenty years ago)

i saw charlie and the chocolate factory last night. it was actually pretty good!! i mean the original still kicks its ass, but come on dude, that wasn't in question.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 21 November 2005 21:08 (twenty years ago)

I've only skimmed this thread, but already I miss the excitement of posts potentially spinning out of control (which I do get but only a little bit from the first third of this thread, before jaymc's first Chuck Eddy impression, which might as well be Meltzer's 1966 cutoff date for rock). Otherwise I feel like people are just holding back here, hedging their bets. Where's the passion? More importantly, where's the lack of passion? (Lacking being as important to imitation as having ever was, of course.) There's more Garth Brooks than reggae in between the lines of this thread, but then there's more punk in Brooks than there ever was in reggae, just like there was more Brooks in reggae than there ever was in punk, and there's more Brooks-reggae in "Sister Ray" than there was in Bo Diddley. I hope I explained that well enough, but remember that you have as much right to decide what my point is as I do.

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Monday, 21 November 2005 21:31 (twenty years ago)

See, I really get my hackles raised at the objectivity implied here.

One of the things that appeals to me about cinema, and why I've chosen to stake my online life on it more than anything else, is that it can be experienced in such different ways -- in the multiplex vs. in a museum, on DVD by yourself vs. at a midnight screening with a thousand others, as an illegal download vs. shuffled by chapter, in the background barely paid attention to vs. on a flatscreen THX home theater cranked up loud and listening alertly -- all of which constitute the fabric of our daily lives and none of which are considered the Right Way to Watch. Imagery is always happening, and we're always looking toward and away from it, seizing it when we're compelled by it, ignoring it when we get annoyed or bored.

And more than that, there's SO MUCH FILM that it's impossible to see it all, and we all know that. If I admit I've never seen a Hitchcock film in its entirety, no one will totally discredit my opinion (at least I hope not!) because it's understood that I've made choices as to what to listen to, and that I probably make up for it by being informed about plenty of other movies. We can't all watch J-horror, so I'm the guy who watches J-horror instead of Hitchcock. (And then there are the schools that will tell me Hitchcock is irrelevant, anyway, so no worries.)

So a good film discussion, I think, is perhaps one that assembles some of these ongoing fragmentary, chaotic experiences and reflections into a cohesive structure.

But music, because it a) usually entails a more deliberate, focused experience, and b) has a more limited range of choices (only a few decent albums released each year, in the same few genres, as opposed to several thousand films, some even without genre), I think there's maybe a desire to be more on the same page when entering into the discussion. You can either choose to work within the parameters of the serious muso, by immersing yourself in the important, innovative, and audacious works within the medium and listening with attentiveness, or you have no excuse. There's a lot less patience for the dilettante.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 21 November 2005 21:33 (twenty years ago)

By the way, this thread's best imitation by a nonimitator who doesn't realize he's being an imitator is Anthony M's "Alex in NYC" post, who's doing a Yardbirds/Kinks-style takeoff on Dan without realizing it. I don't know where Dan picked it up, but he might have gotten his Alex moves from Ned, who got them from the pinefox, who got them from James Joyce, who got them from 14th century Irish lullabies. But there's more disco in Joyce than there is in Miccio-as-Alex. And I think "Homosexual II" has better hooks than Joyce. I'd love to hear her rendition of "Finnegan's Wake." Not the book, the song.

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Monday, 21 November 2005 21:35 (twenty years ago)

J's were Ringo, John, George, and Paul, respectively.

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 21 November 2005 21:36 (twenty years ago)

Morbius, that makes about 10000000000000000X more sense than anything you've ever posted as yourself!

(jaymc's went: mwhite, morbius, [not sure], s1ocki)

― Allez-y, Mes Amis (Ken L), Monday, 21 November 2005 22:13 (twenty years ago)

(amateurist, maybe?)

― k/l (Ken L), Monday, 21 November 2005 22:14 (twenty years ago)

What is "Finnegan's Wake?" Has it perhaps something to do with the volume by James Joyce entitled Finnegans Wake?

― nabiscofox (nabisco), Monday, 21 November 2005 22:16 (twenty years ago)

The "amateurist" one was done by JBR!

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 21 November 2005 22:18 (twenty years ago)

I don't really understand Morbius's post. I'm pretty sure it's copied berbatim from a post of mine from over a year ago, except with the points about music and film reversed. WTF.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 21 November 2005 22:19 (twenty years ago)

err, "verbatim"

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 21 November 2005 22:21 (twenty years ago)

I like that you credit me with being clever enough to insert a reference to the verb coucher in my flattery, jaymc.

― M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 21 November 2005 22:21 (twenty years ago)

berbatim's the poor man's metamucil

― j blount (papa la bas), Monday, 21 November 2005 22:22 (twenty years ago)

i dont get all the horible homophobia on this thred
discus

― GARGLEBY (dr g), Monday, 21 November 2005 22:23 (twenty years ago)

nabiscofox relentlessly and brutally otm.

(xpost)

― dr. genly abreu (Ken L), Monday, 21 November 2005 22:27 (twenty years ago)

whatever dude.

― hs tenc1l (slutsky), Monday, 21 November 2005 22:29 (twenty years ago)

I don't really understand jaymc's post. Who doesn't love Carol Burnett and hate Ghostbusters? WTF.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 21 November 2005 22:33 (twenty years ago)

I don't really understand JBR's post- I think it was copied berberian from a post of mine from about a year ago.

― jaymz (Ken L), Monday, 21 November 2005 22:34 (twenty years ago)

thats clever ken, isnt it.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 21 November 2005 22:36 (twenty years ago)

http://archives.thedaily.washington.edu/photos/bud043997.gif

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 21 November 2005 22:41 (twenty years ago)

Unfortunately, Dr. Morbius, as you well know from the ever-dwindling number of participants at ILF, there are plenty of unenlightened viewers here who do have those priorities backwards. I consider myself extremely fortunate in that I was introduced at an early age to the idea that cinema was an artform and have never deviated from that credo, both in my viewing habits and in my attempts here to champion the lesser known but aesthetically superior masterpieces of the avant-garde over the mental mulch of the multiplex that so many here sop up mindlessly, like cows chewing their cinematic cud.

(no, jaymc it was bad, but I just couldn't resist the berberian thing. I had another idea for a jaymc post, let me try that one)

― jay blancmangehard (Ken L), Monday, 21 November 2005 22:46 (twenty years ago)

nabiscofox's post was especially clever given the pinefox's true identity

― jaymz (Ken L), Monday, 21 November 2005 22:49 (twenty years ago)

the berberian thing

you know that one of my old names here was "cathy berberian," right? well, jaymc WOULD know that, wouldn't he?

― j b everlovin' r (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 21 November 2005 22:49 (twenty years ago)

yes, that is why i thought it was clever!

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 21 November 2005 22:50 (twenty years ago)

i saw charlie and the chocolate factory last night. it was actually pretty good!! i mean the original still kicks its ass, but come on dude, that wasn't in question.

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), November 21st, 2005.

i'm probably wrong, but is that an impression of me? it totally sounds like something i'd say (except for it being about charlie and the chocolate factory, which i haave no desire to see)!

― latebloomer: Do I have a large frog in my hair? (latebloomer), Monday, 21 November 2005 22:55 (twenty years ago)

Haha, no, it was supposed to be s1ocki.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 21 November 2005 22:56 (twenty years ago)

ooooh ok! makes sense now.

― latebloomer: Do I have a large frog in my hair? (latebloomer), Monday, 21 November 2005 22:57 (twenty years ago)

Obviously I don't have a high enough profile around here for anybody to do an imitation of me. I would sigh about that, but now that I know the kind of shallow people you are, I really don't care, I am above all that.

― Mee the Lurcher (Ken L), Monday, 21 November 2005 22:59 (twenty years ago)

Dan and Ned ganging up an enfeebled ILM strawman to glorify their beloved Cure even further- Yay!

― eggs2riffer (Ken L), Monday, 21 November 2005 23:01 (twenty years ago)

for the record, guys, i really didn't like nu-charlie and the chocolate factory.

just for the record.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 21 November 2005 23:40 (twenty years ago)

Having just completed tonight's little project of drinking one bottle of each of the various varieties of Brooklyn Lager-the plain and Brown Lagers, the Pale, East Indian and Pumpkin Ales, and the many holiday-or-seasonally-themed brews- I stare at the dead soldiers and muse that even though, with my training, I could disable a man with merely the bottlecap and, if the truth be told, even the peeled-off label of any one of these, I am unable to muster up the simplest imitation of any one of you, my electronically-mediated friends, even my beloved little freckled one. Vanity, all is vanity.

― COMBLOT (Ken L), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 00:33 (twenty years ago)

i have images turned off MUHAHAHA TAKE THAT JON

― true love leaves no trayces (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 00:40 (twenty years ago)

for the record, guys, i really like poutine.

just for the record.

― slockie (dr g), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 00:42 (twenty years ago)

Funny that you mention "poutine." I was just thinking about poutine earlier today. WHY did YOU mention poutine?!

― witeout (dr g), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 00:43 (twenty years ago)

Maybe because you're a jackass and offering nothing to this thread?

You're all idiots.

― Ghost of (Poutine TANG!) Dangle Berry (miccio), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 00:59 (twenty years ago)

This imitations are terrible, I haven't fallen for a single one! On top of everything else, you amateurs left your emails there for all to see.

― Keef C (Ken L), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 01:35 (twenty years ago)

John Lennon was the lead singer of U2.

― I'M OTM (gear), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 01:38 (twenty years ago)

Wow, this subject really hits close to home so I'd feel best if I didn't say anything at all. However i HAVE been giving this subject ALOT of thought lately and find that most of you are basically siding with adolescent, misogynist, chauvinistic little BOYS.

xpost

Juan, you are a miserable little STALKER. YOU RUINED MY DAY ARE YOU HAPPY NOW.

xxpost

Yeah I sure do want to shag that shaggy haired doom metal chap.

― masonic poon (chaki), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 02:02 (twenty years ago)

roffle

― Laura H. (laurah), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 02:47 (twenty years ago)

i would imitate chelsea but i lack the twinkies and heroin

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 02:50 (twenty years ago)

Who are tehse noize boize and what do they want, and how can i assign them new, more topologically challenging gender identities?

― anthony is east of eaton (Ken L), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 02:51 (twenty years ago)

Hurtling, remember that time you guys played the Duchamp opening at the Philly Museum of Art and all the beer was dispensed from upside down pissoirs? Or did I just dream that?

― k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 03:00 (twenty years ago)

I guess I just dreamed it, or dreamed it up.

― marie therese (Ken L), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 03:01 (twenty years ago)

yeah anthony, i'm glad that a white christian male like you can speak his mind about gender issues these days!! thank goodness we've come so far!!

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 22 November 2005 03:02 (twenty years ago)

Rrrrrrroffles have rrrrrridges! (Hold the applause for my funny japes, jest throw money.)

― k /l, Tuesday, 22 November 2005 03:28 (twenty years ago)

YOU'RE ALL HELLSPAWN AND IMA TAKE YOU ALL DOWN IN RIGHTEOUS HELLFIRE, COME MY REVOLUTION! NO MOTHERFUGGA GONNA STOP THE MONGREL EMPIRE!!!!

― Mikey's da bizznizz (trayce), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 03:59 (twenty years ago)

ILXOR Unpersons be mice!

― ken see (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 14:43 (twenty years ago)

I'm bored with these impersonations, but then 98.8888888888888888% of all impersonations bore my fine mind anyway

― Ward C Fowler (Ward Fowler), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 14:51 (twenty years ago)

who was that meant to be?

― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 14:59 (twenty years ago)

This new Madonna/Go-Betweens collaboration has got me more excited than I've been about anything all year- I don't know why the rest of ILM doesn't follow suit.

(I didn't get that last one either)

― Aelred Zoso (Ken L), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 15:07 (twenty years ago)

Hmmmmm. An interesting thread, indeed. ;-)

― Allyzay Raggett (allyzay), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 15:42 (twenty years ago)

the clue was in the C

― Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 15:53 (twenty years ago)

I got it.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 15:54 (twenty years ago)

Hi everybody!
They say my brand of impish humor delivered with a boyish grin just can't be imitated. Prove them wrong, ILX!

― Enn Hay (Ken L), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 02:12 (twenty years ago)

two years pass...

good thread

― jaymc, Monday, 5 May 2008 17:59 (seventeen years ago)

wait, are you supposed to be doing gershy or dom?

― dell, Monday, 5 May 2008 18:02 (seventeen years ago)

classic gershy <3

― sunny successor, Monday, 5 May 2008 18:03 (seventeen years ago)

keep it clean please!

― s1ocki, Monday, 5 May 2008 18:04 (seventeen years ago)

Just like your comedy script, eh mate?

― jaymc, Monday, 5 May 2008 18:07 (seventeen years ago)

sorry dudes, i don't really get this whole "imitating each other" thing. it just sounds like a bunch of college kids congratsulating each other for being so clever and then arguing about whether to buy volvos or volkwasagens to drive to the office in. gimme a real conversation about puking and sticking my dick in things, ya know?

― nabisco, Monday, 5 May 2008 18:54 (seventeen years ago)

Yeah I sure do want to shag that shaggy haired doom metal chap.

-- masonic poon (chaki), Monday, November 21, 2005 6:02 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

^^ my first mention of doom metal

― chaki, Monday, 5 May 2008 19:07 (seventeen years ago)

enshrined in our hearts

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 5 May 2008 19:12 (seventeen years ago)

G'day! Just look at my hair in this photo from 1986 that you haven't seen about 10,000 times already! I look like Judy Tambalele from the Hanging Baskets, or Pandora Johnson or something!

― JTS, Monday, 5 May 2008 23:10 (seventeen years ago)

I am not sure that I care for the word "G'day". There was a time when ILX was free of such impertinences, and one would be certain to greet all but the most intimate of acquaintances with a carefully enunciated "Good day to you my dear Sir". Perhaps such things are considered old-fashioned today, as the lower orders bring their own gutter idiom to this once sacrosanct hall of learning. A pity.

― Noodle Vague, Monday, 5 May 2008 23:16 (seventeen years ago)

God of chaos cares not for this careless wastrels! If you were imitating mighty satan then you shall truly know the way!

HAIL! ]:-|

― Trayce, Monday, 5 May 2008 23:38 (seventeen years ago)

i'll get me goat.

― estela, Monday, 5 May 2008 23:45 (seventeen years ago)

If I knew how to impersonate Abbott's voice, I could increase my ILX popularity by leaps and bounds. Alas, the secret evades me. Plus my eyeglasses are too twerpy for words. I'm stuck being who I am.

― Aimless, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 00:17 (seventeen years ago)

Not as good as the original.

― Dingbod Kesterson, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 08:43 (seventeen years ago)

Ladies and gentlemen, Mr Burst Stanchion.

― the pinefox, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 13:03 (seventeen years ago)

This was a staggering compilation:

Get back to your trains, Ed - talk about something you have a fucking clue about.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), June 8th, 2004

Hey, dickhead. The only difference between racism and your pitiful, upsetting misogyny is the target of the abuse. Fuck off once and for all. I mean it. Fuck off you pathetic little cunt.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), May 27th, 2004

Ronan, I don't think the E's working, you're soming across as a miserable, bitter little tosser.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), July 30th, 2004

Jess, please don't post on this thread any more. Thanks.

-- Mark C (boyincorduro...), September 21st, 2003

Julio, there's no point talking to you, you have some kind of bizarre desire to make everything shit. You're the least comprehensible person on this whole fuckinmg board.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), July 27th, 2004

Marcello, once again, fuck off.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), May 27th, 2004.

Marcello, fuck off.

Dave, I will if you will.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), May 27th, 2004

Fuck off, Marcello.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), May 27th, 2004

Deal. Enjoy wallowing in your anger, ignorance and hatred. You waste. You little man.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), May 27th, 2004

What a vulgar, idiotic cunt you are, LC.
-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), May 5th, 2004

You're a worthless cunt, Calum (does that make you want to touch yourself?)

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), July 22nd, 2004

Hey, I must have lost my sense of humour, because wintermute is coming across a right tedious cunt right now.

Markelby (boyincorduro...), May 27th, 2004

― the pinefox, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 13:05 (seventeen years ago)

What a vulgar, idiotic cunt you are, LC.
-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), May 5th, 2004

recursive joy

― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 13:19 (seventeen years ago)

In 2004.

― Dingbod Kesterson, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 14:16 (seventeen years ago)

you waste. you little man.

― braveclub, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 14:25 (seventeen years ago)

In 2004. Four years ago.

― Dingbod Kesterson, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 14:37 (seventeen years ago)

A thing of booty is a joy forever.

― Aimless, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 17:58 (seventeen years ago)

ooh look at me I post in lowercase and know about films and love zinging and being in Dom Passantino's internet gang

oh no it turns out I'm a total waste of space, brb I just have to pretend to quit ILX again, be back with another witty username in two minutes

― Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 11:40 (seventeen years ago)

Well, Michael Philip Philip Philip philip , no matter how witty and/or right your remark was, it comes across supercilious. I agree that many of Dom Passantino's internet gang are xenophic lads but I don't expect every member to be as such. It's dangerous to make generalisations. By the way calling names is never going to lead to a healthy discussion. I am as much guilty of it as the next person. And 77 doesn't necessarily make one a better man/woman. Anyway, don't mean it the wrong way. Anyway I am sure you can join back up in a week or two. But use a non-hotmail or yahoo account. I am sure they'll let you back in.

― Free Peace Sweet!, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 12:00 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― ken c, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 12:18 (seventeen years ago)

That's funny, Kenneth!

― the pinefox, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 13:31 (seventeen years ago)

I don't recognize most of the impressions.

The best impressions thread was the one where Dr C uncannily mimicked people, deploying information that he had no way of knowing.

― the pinefox, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 13:31 (seventeen years ago)

linjk

― sunny successor, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 13:42 (seventeen years ago)

Hey PF - what is it that I knew that I had no way of knowing, and how do you know?

PS - are you and Gooblar still doing Brooce at the ILX gig?

― Dr.C, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 13:49 (seventeen years ago)

Marcello already linked to it.

― James Redd and the Blecchs, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 14:09 (seventeen years ago)

I think it was something that Steady Mike had posted on an old audiophile thread? which you couldn't possibly have read, but seemed to replicate exactly, in your quite magnificent and unforgettable parody of his exquisite style. You wrote about some imaginary recording of mine which he was going to produce with certain FX - 'sounds good to these ears'.

I also remember the uncanny time you identified almost the exact locale of the school outside which Stevie T and I were standing in an iconic Foxgloves photo. You were on fire in those days. Perhaps you still are!

Yes, I do hope to play with Gooblar; hope you'll enjoy!

― the pinefox, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 15:01 (seventeen years ago)

You were on fire in those days. Perhaps you still are!

My heart's not in it these days, for all the reasons you summarised on the 'eras' thread. I miss FAPs too.

― Dr.C, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 15:50 (seventeen years ago)

Don't really do FAPs any more, do we?

― Dingbod Kesterson, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 15:51 (seventeen years ago)

We should. I just fear that if I suggested one no-one would come.

― Dr.C, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 15:57 (seventeen years ago)

Suggest it. They will come.

― Tom D., Wednesday, 7 May 2008 15:58 (seventeen years ago)

Having never been to any of the older FAPs, I could fancy a trip down to see you all TBH (Saw Tom too briefly at the gig last year)

― Pashmina, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 15:59 (seventeen years ago)

Pash - there's this years gig next month.

But an oldskool pub FAP would be good before then maybe.

― Dr.C, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 16:04 (seventeen years ago)

I'd even go to one in south London.

― Ed, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 16:05 (seventeen years ago)

Steady on there - are you sure?

We should aim for late this month maybe. I'm thinking glass'ouse stores for real old skool vibes. How to get the word out to the people who don't post here any more?

― Dr.C, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 16:19 (seventeen years ago)

^^ british ppl trying to imitate noize borad?!

― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 16:34 (seventeen years ago)

who's that meant to be?

― blueski, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 16:37 (seventeen years ago)

How to trigger a London FAP -- get me to visit again. (Which hopefully will happen next year.)

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 16:39 (seventeen years ago)

OK, Doc: if you wanna GHS FAP I'll try to make it, like I always have before when you've been involved.

― the pinefox, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 16:51 (seventeen years ago)

LDN FAP YES.

― G00blar, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 16:59 (seventeen years ago)

Can we edge it in to june as I am in nyc last week in may?

Also, ned, you in la in august, fancy a pint and tasty (non-italian it seems) meal?

― Ed, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 17:01 (seventeen years ago)

four years pass...

How many white Trader Joe's-shopping dipshits do you think have named their dogs Avon Barks-dale?

― squicky chutzpah in the drug biz (jaymc), Thursday, 23 August 2012 04:52 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/zi7hd.gif

― mookieproof, Thursday, 23 August 2012 05:16 (thirteen years ago)

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