People who are dicks part 11: TOMBOT

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Moderators: please delete this thread THE VERY MINUTE someone comes up with a reason why TOMBOT is not a dick.

Also, moderators: you can come up with a reason yourselves why TOMBOT is not a dick & then delete this.

I don't mind losing the number eleven.

But I have a bet with Ned Raggett that I won't.

― Mary Jane Watson, Wednesday, 11 August 2004 23:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Too much clicking.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 23:36 (twenty-two years ago)

You're all morons. Stop this now.

― You'veletyourclassdownyou'velettheschooldownandyou'veletyourselfdown (Wooden), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 23:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't understand

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 11 August 2004 23:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Well it was about goddamn time. How the fuck am I only number 11? I'm quitting this board until my fiancee starts posting again and you can all go fuck yourselves especially the ones I hate.

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 August 2004 00:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm sending you some CDs this week bro

― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Thursday, 12 August 2004 00:03 (twenty-two years ago)

way to make the announcement, tom dawg

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 12 August 2004 00:09 (twenty-two years ago)

geeta told me awhile back but I think this is still news to some

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 12 August 2004 00:09 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah they're doing it and everything

― cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 12 August 2004 00:10 (twenty-two years ago)

blount, you equate sex with marriage? how romantic!

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 12 August 2004 00:12 (twenty-two years ago)

(ok I didn't know about the thread where it was all revealed. never mind!)

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 12 August 2004 00:13 (twenty-two years ago)

allow me to add my congrats, though

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 12 August 2004 00:14 (twenty-two years ago)

there was a thread?

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 12 August 2004 00:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Eatin' Lunch at the Y - the official NOIZE DUDE cunnilingus thread!

― cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 12 August 2004 00:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Ned told me there was! Blame Ned!

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 12 August 2004 00:24 (twenty-two years ago)

There was NOT a specific thread. There was however a photo that Ally posted which Dan followed up with a congratulatory comment on, and then myself and a couple of other folks added congratulations from there.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 12 August 2004 00:44 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.base58.com/ilx/chickenreason.jpg

― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Thursday, 12 August 2004 00:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe it's in the best interests of everyone involved that this thread be deleted post-haste. I kind of fucked up there.

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 August 2004 01:18 (twenty-two years ago)

it's just a fucking chicken.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 12 August 2004 01:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Why do I not even have a dick thread? Who started these? I should never have gone to bed, should I?

― Jimmybommy JimmyK'KANG (Nick Southall), Thursday, 12 August 2004 04:56 (twenty-two years ago)

CONGRATULATIONS YOU GUYS!

I LOVED YOU BOTH IN "JUBILEE"!

― adam. (nordicskilla), Thursday, 12 August 2004 05:03 (twenty-two years ago)

You're thinking of Adam Ant!

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 12 August 2004 05:04 (twenty-two years ago)

wait, what picture?

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 12 August 2004 05:28 (twenty-two years ago)

One of her hand with an engagement ring, wann'it? I seem to remember this and it did indeed slip by quietly. Ya sneaky kids ;)

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 12 August 2004 05:38 (twenty-two years ago)

noizzze board. i deleted my images directory though...

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 12 August 2004 05:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Phooey.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 12 August 2004 05:52 (twenty-two years ago)

are you shittin me? Congrats!

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Thursday, 12 August 2004 09:39 (twenty-two years ago)

i don't know what's going on with all this 'people who are dicks' business, and this thread confuses me, but congrats from me too. (and nice to see you posting here again)

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Thursday, 12 August 2004 09:47 (twenty-two years ago)

This is a good transformation of a thread from poo into pearls. Many excellent congratulations to the BOT and Miss Explosion.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Thursday, 12 August 2004 10:14 (twenty-two years ago)

T&A, congratulations. Again!

― suzy (suzy), Thursday, 12 August 2004 10:17 (twenty-two years ago)

wow, the penny just dropped. Congratulations, the pair of you!

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 12 August 2004 10:18 (twenty-two years ago)

If only we really could convert poo into pearls. What a lovely wedding gift that would make.

― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Thursday, 12 August 2004 10:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Engagement?! Excellent!

― Jimmybommy JimmyK'KANG (Nick Southall), Thursday, 12 August 2004 11:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Brilliant! Nice one you two, I wish you all the best.

― Anna (Anna), Thursday, 12 August 2004 12:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I was watching the Firefly dvd the other day and something about the captain reminded me a bit of Tombot. I'm not sure what this has to do with anything.

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Thursday, 12 August 2004 12:08 (twenty-two years ago)

ilx = luuuuurve. congratulations!

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 12 August 2004 12:25 (twenty-two years ago)

hey, congrats.

i hope not al the "people who are dicks" threads that have proliferated are actually indirect engagement announcements¡

― dyson (dyson), Thursday, 12 August 2004 12:48 (twenty-two years ago)

how come i don't have one?

a thread, not a dick. i got a dick.

― g-kit (g-kit), Thursday, 12 August 2004 12:49 (twenty-two years ago)

(It's the eyes, Nicole. And maybe the hair from a certain angle.)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 12 August 2004 13:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Does he look like John Cusack if you squint?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 12 August 2004 13:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Ew, no.

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Thursday, 12 August 2004 13:29 (twenty-two years ago)

All is well!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 12 August 2004 13:31 (twenty-two years ago)

TOMBOT has Ally. Ally=HAWT.

This is, I think, a reason why TOMBOT is not a dick - therefore according to MJW's opening statement:

This thread should be deleted by an administrator.

― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Thursday, 12 August 2004 13:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I love how this thread is a force for good. Congratulations Ally and Tom!

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 12 August 2004 16:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow! Congratulations and all that!! Way to go!! Wahoo.

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 12 August 2004 16:57 (twenty-two years ago)

haha what a great thread. "if you would like to express your congratulations online, please see the ilxor thread 'people who are dicks part 11'"...

congratulations you two.

― g--ff (gcannon), Thursday, 12 August 2004 17:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I knew a while ago; I got a drunk IM at 3 in the morning

*preens*

― Jimmy Mod, Man About Towne (ModJ), Thursday, 12 August 2004 17:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Enormous congratulations to you both!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 12 August 2004 19:04 (twenty-two years ago)

it's amazing that an innocent-enough july 4 get-together ----> tom & ally getting engaged and chris quitting his job and moving 3000 miles to be with me.

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 12 August 2004 23:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Trust me, I've marvelled over that many times! Lame as it may sound, I'm glad the board exists just for that reason -- a justification after the fact, but a great one!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 12 August 2004 23:57 (twenty-two years ago)

if i'd've hooked up w/ someone thru this board i would totally off myself

― duane, Friday, 13 August 2004 00:18 (twenty-two years ago)

oh wait

― duane, Friday, 13 August 2004 00:19 (twenty-two years ago)

nah that doesnt count

― duane, Friday, 13 August 2004 00:19 (twenty-two years ago)

but congratulations you 2 , this is pretty cool i think

― duane, Friday, 13 August 2004 00:21 (twenty-two years ago)

heartfelt congratulations to tombot and allyzay! now make us a patrick swayze mullet-baby!!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 13 August 2004 00:43 (twenty-two years ago)

ILX: From Heartwarming to Creepy in 4.58 Seconds

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 13 August 2004 00:58 (twenty-two years ago)

ILX: Where the [DSM IV index] go to find love

― TOMBOT, Friday, 13 August 2004 01:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I am still haunted by visions of a baby with Patrick Swayze for a mullet.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 13 August 2004 01:04 (twenty-two years ago)

the second tom-ally baby will be a morris day oak-treeing clone!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 13 August 2004 01:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Good fucking god, you invoked the Oak Tree song. You have no shame.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 August 2004 01:39 (twenty-two years ago)

The Time released an album called Pandemonium a few years before Killing Joke did.
Yeah, but even Jaz Coleman isn't crazy enough to fuck with Morris Day.

I mean, Morris Day might threaten to do the Oak Tree or something!

-- Tad (llamasfu...), December 6th, 2002.
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i still like the idea of a Jaz Coleman v. Morris Day FITE!
-- Tad (llamasfu...), December 7th, 2002.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

I cannot stop laughing at the mental image of Morris Day angrily oaktree-ing at Jaz Coleman, who huddles inthe corner whimpering, "No... please... NO MORE!!!"
-- Dan Perry (djperr...), December 8th, 2002.

see, i did it b4 too!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 13 August 2004 01:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Good lord, man.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 August 2004 01:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Congrats to T & A and "Good Lord" to the rest of you.

― R.I.M.A. (Barima), Friday, 13 August 2004 02:05 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

can i have the spiderman + gundam dance gif plz?

― Persecuted Decals (ex machina), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 19:45 (twenty years ago)

pretty good gif, huh.

― gbx (skowly), Thursday, 22 June 2006 02:38 (twenty years ago)

mazinga, not gundam

― kingfish du lac (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 22 June 2006 03:01 (twenty years ago)

I use google image search too.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Thursday, 22 June 2006 14:08 (twenty years ago)

that's a lotta Mangina Z

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Thursday, 22 June 2006 14:09 (twenty years ago)

ok so Main Gundam, Michelle Kwon, Spiderman--who is that guy in the back? Mr. Clean? Sinbad? The Scorpion King?

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Thursday, 22 June 2006 14:09 (twenty years ago)

― gbx (skowly), Thursday, 22 June 2006 14:11 (twenty years ago)

Persian MC Hammer?

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Thursday, 22 June 2006 14:13 (twenty years ago)

I think I've kind of decided it's Vin Diesel.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Thursday, 22 June 2006 14:14 (twenty years ago)

Vin Diesel Hammerpants

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Thursday, 22 June 2006 14:14 (twenty years ago)

I'm sure Tom knows who it is, what with his Mangina Z and all.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Thursday, 22 June 2006 14:16 (twenty years ago)

Maybe it's a Dragonball Z character?

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Thursday, 22 June 2006 14:23 (twenty years ago)

Vingina Z

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Thursday, 22 June 2006 14:24 (twenty years ago)

WINNER

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Thursday, 22 June 2006 14:39 (twenty years ago)

Dude, Michelle Kwon is doing that shit in ICE SKATES! Tiny dancing Michelle Kwon gif is yoga flame for all time!

― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Thursday, 22 June 2006 14:43 (twenty years ago)

I'd say Karnov, but the guy is way too skinny, and Karnov had red pants instead

― kingfish du lac (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 22 June 2006 15:04 (twenty years ago)

Michelle Kwon has undies. Ha ha!

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 22 June 2006 15:54 (twenty years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/47/Streetfighter_sagat_illust.png
http://www.geocities.com/alpha96_ex/Animated/a7/sagat3.gif

― Persecuted Decals (ex machina), Thursday, 22 June 2006 16:48 (twenty years ago)

Sagat is not so keen on the long pants; maaaan, funk dat.

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Thursday, 22 June 2006 17:12 (twenty years ago)

ITS KARNOV YOU IDOITS

― ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ (chaki), Thursday, 22 June 2006 17:30 (twenty years ago)

http://www.tomheroes.com/images/nes%20karnov.jpg

― ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ (chaki), Thursday, 22 June 2006 17:46 (twenty years ago)

the pants are wrong, karnov wears boots & sports a moustache, etc

― kingfish du lac (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 22 June 2006 18:04 (twenty years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUAYghLQcXM

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Thursday, 22 June 2006 18:59 (twenty years ago)

Which is more pathetic: That I recognized that as the WoW Night Elf dance, or that I recognized it as the Alizée dance?

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 22 June 2006 21:19 (twenty years ago)

http://twinker2.tripod.com/my_flickas/alize.jpg

― Persecuted Decals (ex machina), Thursday, 22 June 2006 21:20 (twenty years ago)

I READ WWW.TRIPOD.COM TOO

― kingfish du lac (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 22 June 2006 21:26 (twenty years ago)

lol @ jw

― ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ (chaki), Thursday, 22 June 2006 21:34 (twenty years ago)

"Night Elf Dance"??? That's just gay.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Friday, 23 June 2006 13:58 (twenty years ago)

No way dude, Night Elf is hot!

― you can email me if you wish to challenge the truth (nickalicious), Friday, 23 June 2006 13:59 (twenty years ago)

That post is gay.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Friday, 23 June 2006 13:59 (twenty years ago)

And yes, I understand that that doesn't make it not gay.

xpost

― you can email me if you wish to challenge the truth (nickalicious), Friday, 23 June 2006 13:59 (twenty years ago)

FYI don't bother gis'ing "spiderman gif" unless you wanna see some Nick Cave look alike totally naked with a giant schlong. WTF.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Friday, 23 June 2006 14:00 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

http://www.andy-stevenson.com/images/gay_nazi.jpg

― am0n, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 20:25 (eighteen years ago)

what is this all about

― jeff, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 21:30 (eighteen years ago)

tom is a gay nazi or didnt u know?

― jhøshea, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 21:32 (eighteen years ago)

oh, ok

― jeff, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 21:33 (eighteen years ago)

http://workgroups.cwrl.utexas.edu/visual/files/pink.jpg

― ian, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 21:45 (eighteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/48/Ilan_Ramon%2C_NASA_photo_portrait_in_orange_suit.jpg/480px-Ilan_Ramon%2C_NASA_photo_portrait_in_orange_suit.jpg

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 21:55 (eighteen years ago)

seems like a pretty straight up dude to me

― homosexual II, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 22:37 (eighteen years ago)

although didnt he like give RJG pneumonia or something

― homosexual II, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 22:37 (eighteen years ago)

staph infection

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 2 May 2008 18:26 (eighteen years ago)

whenever i hear 'jailbreak' i think of TOMBOT

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 19:48 (eighteen years ago)

tonight there's gonna be a jailbread
somewhere in the town

you mean, like, the jail maybe? somewhere like that?

― ian, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 19:50 (eighteen years ago)

jailbread?

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 19:50 (eighteen years ago)

do not want jailbread ;_;

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 19:51 (eighteen years ago)

d'oh.

― ian, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 19:51 (eighteen years ago)

I think he might be speaking metaphorically.

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 20:03 (eighteen years ago)

TS: jailbread vs monkeybreak

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 20:04 (eighteen years ago)

sweetbreads.

― ian, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 20:04 (eighteen years ago)

I SMELL LIKE JAIL.

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 20:12 (eighteen years ago)

TONIGHT I'M GONNA EAT SOME SWEETBREADS
SOMEWHERE IN THIS TOWN
SEE ME AND THE ORGANS, I LIKE THEM
SO MY NAME IS I DIED AND I'M GOING TO PHOTO-BLOG IT

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 20:13 (eighteen years ago)

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