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sorry about that

― david acid (gareth), Saturday, 18 September 2004 09:26 (twenty-one years ago)

mines okay though. its a bit short i admit

― david acid (gareth), Saturday, 18 September 2004 09:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I knew this would be a Gareth thread.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Saturday, 18 September 2004 09:32 (twenty-one years ago)

you are an ostentatious self conscious hipster cunt, david acid

― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 18 September 2004 09:33 (twenty-one years ago)

IT IS PSOSSIBLE THAS I HAVE BEEN BUSTED

― david acid (gareth), Saturday, 18 September 2004 09:40 (twenty-one years ago)

nice hair, but let's talk financials biotch.

― gygax! (gygax!), Saturday, 18 September 2004 09:41 (twenty-one years ago)

WHY S MYT DC UP AT TYHJIS TIME? IT ,,MAKES NO SNESE

I QWNRT TO JAXIONS HGOUSERR, IURT IS TGH3 XCOOLESTY IB THW3 ORNWLDS

― david acid (gareth), Saturday, 18 September 2004 09:41 (twenty-one years ago)

i figured as much.

― gygax! (gygax!), Saturday, 18 September 2004 09:42 (twenty-one years ago)

i am pretending to be drunken because i am a hipster

― david acid (gareth), Saturday, 18 September 2004 09:42 (twenty-one years ago)

let's face it: you are a dripster.

― gygax! (gygax!), Saturday, 18 September 2004 09:42 (twenty-one years ago)

It is 11.30 Gareth.

Dammit, the Americans have turned him into a noise dude.

I have shit hair. I will admit this.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Saturday, 18 September 2004 09:43 (twenty-one years ago)

GARETH SHOTGUNNED ONE SPARX = NOIZE DUDE 4 LIFE

― gygax! (gygax!), Saturday, 18 September 2004 09:43 (twenty-one years ago)

maatt dc us a toteengham ffnba. hahahaha.l;iofe a piefox

nio sparks for tghe g-child, w3hn des barcelina occur?

i am very happty

― david acid (gareth), Saturday, 18 September 2004 09:46 (twenty-one years ago)

matt dc hair good

― david acid (gareth), Saturday, 18 September 2004 09:46 (twenty-one years ago)

i am scared to go to room3e and meet cxsary guy qatgqain, he talk cia

― david acid (gareth), Saturday, 18 September 2004 09:46 (twenty-one years ago)

That makes me happy.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Saturday, 18 September 2004 09:47 (twenty-one years ago)

The hair, not the crazy guy.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Saturday, 18 September 2004 09:47 (twenty-one years ago)

freddy fresh thread on ilm good

freddy fresh record bad

where is terry durham record?

― david acid (gareth), Saturday, 18 September 2004 09:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I am going out in Shoreditch tonight to try and pull glacial electroclash girls. Before that I am going to walk around London and look inside the masonic temple. It won't be the same without you.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Saturday, 18 September 2004 09:48 (twenty-one years ago)

i wjnt to deset, i wnt eo mountain, i went to sea, matt edc, he ioboy go to souht esat lonon,d whgen we takedrubgfs agaiub?

― david acid (gareth), Saturday, 18 September 2004 09:49 (twenty-one years ago)

americans have thge shite hair, and the fat problem. i dont suffer from this.

why americans not beautiful like the charlton stepper?

― david acid (gareth), Saturday, 18 September 2004 09:51 (twenty-one years ago)

david acid, you are coming to Dublin in November

― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 18 September 2004 09:53 (twenty-one years ago)

is this this year's "i kill you with guns"?

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Saturday, 18 September 2004 09:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I haven't left London in months :(

I met Kilian though. We talked about Irish football.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Saturday, 18 September 2004 09:54 (twenty-one years ago)

What is a piefox?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Saturday, 18 September 2004 09:56 (twenty-one years ago)

david acid: do you like TEH CAJMERE?

cuz it's time for TEH PERKOLATOR

― gygax! (gygax!), Saturday, 18 September 2004 09:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, this is definately this year's 'I kill you with guns'.

― Anna (Anna), Saturday, 18 September 2004 11:13 (twenty-one years ago)

i have no hair dude, keep up.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 18 September 2004 11:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I am worried about Gareth. What if the insane phone smashing man has killed him?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Saturday, 18 September 2004 11:49 (twenty-one years ago)

or if the phone smashing man smashes up the phone..

what would gareth have to stare at then!!!?

― ken c (ken c), Saturday, 18 September 2004 12:12 (twenty-one years ago)

david acid, you are coming to Dublin in November

YES.

― lauren (laurenp), Saturday, 18 September 2004 13:23 (twenty-one years ago)

yes, I do

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 18 September 2004 13:27 (twenty-one years ago)

This is bemusing.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 18 September 2004 13:30 (twenty-one years ago)

The concept of Gareth, Ronan and I all together in one place is too horrific to contemplate.

― Alba (Alba), Saturday, 18 September 2004 13:33 (twenty-one years ago)

i'd like to see what happens.

― lauren (laurenp), Saturday, 18 September 2004 13:38 (twenty-one years ago)

They would form Voltron.

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Saturday, 18 September 2004 13:39 (twenty-one years ago)

a voltron that would dance really endearingly.

― lauren (laurenp), Saturday, 18 September 2004 13:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Do I dance endearingly? I don't think that is good.

― Alba (Alba), Saturday, 18 September 2004 13:41 (twenty-one years ago)

"...And I'll form THE HEAD!"
"Nah mate, your hair is shit."
"OMNIPOTENT BABY! RAVERAVERAVERAVE FORE!"

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Saturday, 18 September 2004 13:42 (twenty-one years ago)

imagine voltron dancing. that's pretty endearing, right?

― lauren (laurenp), Saturday, 18 September 2004 13:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I need to work on my catchphrases.

― Alba (Alba), Saturday, 18 September 2004 13:43 (twenty-one years ago)

You could try "I don't agree with that in the workplace!"

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Saturday, 18 September 2004 13:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Hate it.

― Alba (Alba), Saturday, 18 September 2004 13:45 (twenty-one years ago)

"ooh Betty!"?

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Saturday, 18 September 2004 13:50 (twenty-one years ago)

No.

― Alba (Alba), Saturday, 18 September 2004 13:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Why can't I have something street tough?

― Alba (Alba), Saturday, 18 September 2004 13:54 (twenty-one years ago)

"I'M PACKIN' IT!"

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Saturday, 18 September 2004 13:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, I think that could work.

― Alba (Alba), Saturday, 18 September 2004 13:58 (twenty-one years ago)

OMG, WTF?

― trolly troll troll, Saturday, 18 September 2004 17:13 (twenty-one years ago)

A friend told me last night night that I have hair like an Etonion.

― Wooden (Wooden), Saturday, 18 September 2004 18:19 (twenty-one years ago)

im sorry, about this thread. i got overzealous

― the great doxology of heckmondwike town (gareth), Saturday, 18 September 2004 18:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Fuck it, I am coming to Dublin.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 19 September 2004 02:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Also what is going on with that comma? What exactly are your ideological differences?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 19 September 2004 02:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW MY HAIR IS LOOKING WELL TODAY.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Sunday, 19 September 2004 13:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, right, we need proof.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 19 September 2004 13:04 (twenty-one years ago)

pervert.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Sunday, 19 September 2004 13:05 (twenty-one years ago)

:-(

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 19 September 2004 13:05 (twenty-one years ago)

MOTHFUCKERS

― GARU G, Sunday, 19 September 2004 13:31 (twenty-one years ago)

two sides to every story

i just love what you've done with your hair

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 19 September 2004 15:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I just don't know what to do with my hair.

I want to get grey streaks put in, so I can fulfill my dirty old woman destiny. But people might think I was trying to do highlights or something.

― The 120 Days Of Streatham (kate), Monday, 20 September 2004 07:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe a nice Ann Bancroft style strip of hair will have the desired effect, without anyone thinking you're putting in highlights?

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Monday, 20 September 2004 07:51 (twenty-one years ago)

That's exactly what I was thinking of, ever since I read The Graduate last week.

― The 120 Days Of Streatham (kate), Monday, 20 September 2004 07:52 (twenty-one years ago)

OMG TEH RETAERDED FAEC

― why do old people and old users of ILX such bastardos (deangulberry), Monday, 20 September 2004 07:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Drunks!

― The 120 Days Of Streatham (kate), Monday, 20 September 2004 07:54 (twenty-one years ago)

i do have shit hair, i hate it. it has its own life which is apparently completely separate and independent from mine.

― gem (trisk), Monday, 20 September 2004 08:18 (twenty-one years ago)

My hair is very shit right now. I intended to go to the hairdressers on Saturday, but this plan was put paid to by a skip fire.

― Ricardo (RickyT), Monday, 20 September 2004 08:23 (twenty-one years ago)

i reckon 90% of any down-ness i feel about the way i look is hair-related... or increasing lack thereof. ;(

― stevie (stevie), Monday, 20 September 2004 08:36 (twenty-one years ago)

remember when Scott Robinson didn't pass his Maths exam? yeah

― teh pow! (blueski), Monday, 20 September 2004 09:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Was that cos of his really, really shit hair?

― Ricardo (RickyT), Monday, 20 September 2004 09:08 (twenty-one years ago)

hurtful

― teh pow! (blueski), Monday, 20 September 2004 09:10 (twenty-one years ago)

eight months pass...

wear a hat

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Sunday, 12 June 2005 20:03 (twenty years ago)

I had shit hair for a while. I didn't actually realise it, I wish somebody had told me. Thankfully those days are behind me now, I have fantastic hair. Trust your instincts, ILXers: if you have a suspicion your hair is shit, it probably is.

― rainy (rainy), Sunday, 12 June 2005 21:02 (twenty years ago)

i need a haircut badly.

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 12 June 2005 21:05 (twenty years ago)

Don't go to any salon that has a name ending in Z

― rainy (rainy), Sunday, 12 June 2005 21:05 (twenty years ago)

haha well of course.

also i kind of meant i badly need a haircut. i don't really want my hair cut badly

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 12 June 2005 21:08 (twenty years ago)

darling, in hair today, bad is the new good!

― rainy (rainy), Sunday, 12 June 2005 21:10 (twenty years ago)

mine is crap today

― kyle (akmonday), Sunday, 12 June 2005 21:39 (twenty years ago)

I must now ask what the current Rainycut is.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 12 June 2005 21:39 (twenty years ago)

http://www.collegeboredom.com/pics/Animals/hair%20day.jpg

― mark s (mark s), Sunday, 12 June 2005 21:42 (twenty years ago)

You madman!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 12 June 2005 21:43 (twenty years ago)

Ned, he's right!

― rainy (rainy), Sunday, 12 June 2005 21:47 (twenty years ago)

Wow, even the ears? I R amazed!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 12 June 2005 21:48 (twenty years ago)

so much for assz

― mark s (mark s), Sunday, 12 June 2005 21:53 (twenty years ago)

is that the name of yr salon?

― rainy (rainy), Sunday, 12 June 2005 21:54 (twenty years ago)

yes what do you think?

― mark s (mark s), Sunday, 12 June 2005 21:55 (twenty years ago)

ok if you also specialise in Brazilan Waxes

― rainy (rainy), Sunday, 12 June 2005 21:58 (twenty years ago)

Oh my.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 12 June 2005 21:59 (twenty years ago)

http://www.exit109.com/~hubcity/PpG_Base.jpg

― mark s (mark s), Sunday, 12 June 2005 22:00 (twenty years ago)

http://www.mcphee.com/pixlarge/11467.jpg

― rainy (rainy), Sunday, 12 June 2005 22:02 (twenty years ago)

Your search - powerpuff bald - did not match any documents.

― mark s (mark s), Sunday, 12 June 2005 22:03 (twenty years ago)

'it will grow back' on kingsland rd = best name for haircutplace (i shrink from the word "salon") evah. shall i go there for my next haircut?

― emsk, Sunday, 12 June 2005 22:06 (twenty years ago)

http://www.art-21.org/images/Romantic/BaldHead.jpg

= what you find when you google rainy bald

― mark s (mark s), Sunday, 12 June 2005 22:06 (twenty years ago)

why do hair places always try for the funniest names?

― mark s (mark s), Sunday, 12 June 2005 22:08 (twenty years ago)

fear me and my bald wrath

― rainy (rainy), Sunday, 12 June 2005 22:08 (twenty years ago)

^ good name for salon

― rainy (rainy), Sunday, 12 June 2005 22:08 (twenty years ago)

fear me and my bald wrathZ

^less good

― mark s (mark s), Sunday, 12 June 2005 22:09 (twenty years ago)

precisely

― rainy (rainy), Sunday, 12 June 2005 22:10 (twenty years ago)

http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/6048.jpg

― mark s (mark s), Sunday, 12 June 2005 22:14 (twenty years ago)

what you get when you google "mark's hairstyle"

http://www.realclassic.co.uk/kawa03061002.jpg

― rainy (rainy), Sunday, 12 June 2005 22:15 (twenty years ago)

It is exchanges like this that remind me when Mark S got my attention at Tom's wedding party to show that Rainy had sent a happy message along to all. I am filled with merriment. :-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 12 June 2005 22:18 (twenty years ago)

mark s hair

http://sc.msn.com/5%5B/S5PC1Q%7BFDI2R8G%5B3J!S3JR.jpg

― mark s (mark s), Sunday, 12 June 2005 22:18 (twenty years ago)

chewie, is that you?

― Roz (Roz), Sunday, 12 June 2005 22:19 (twenty years ago)

shaved mark

http://www.shinyplasticbag.com/permalink/2004082201.jpeg

― rainy (rainy), Sunday, 12 June 2005 22:22 (twenty years ago)

ned's hair

http://www.actionfigurefactory.com/images/httroy3.jpg

― mark s (mark s), Sunday, 12 June 2005 22:22 (twenty years ago)

i have never been convinced by aubrey beardsley's hair

― mark s (mark s), Sunday, 12 June 2005 22:24 (twenty years ago)

no i like 'it will grow back' for a name, it feels not like awful zany-type thing but reassuring "it'll all come right chicken, what's for you won't go by you"-type thing. it's calm.

― emsk, Sunday, 12 June 2005 22:30 (twenty years ago)

how about Snip-Snip-Oops

― rainy (rainy), Sunday, 12 June 2005 22:30 (twenty years ago)

hair fear

http://www.rpgamer.com/games/rpgm/rpgm2/screens/rgm2_117.jpg

― mark s (mark s), Sunday, 12 June 2005 22:33 (twenty years ago)

er, i would love that hair.

― emsk, Sunday, 12 June 2005 22:36 (twenty years ago)

except it would take too much taking care of.

― emsk, Sunday, 12 June 2005 22:37 (twenty years ago)

Wimp. Show some backbone with your hair.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 12 June 2005 22:38 (twenty years ago)

that's what i would think ken c looks like if he didn't post to wdyll threads

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 12 June 2005 22:38 (twenty years ago)

low maintenance hair:

http://www.roombacommunity.com/images/exploded_med.jpg

― rainy (rainy), Sunday, 12 June 2005 22:39 (twenty years ago)

http://schools.sd68.bc.ca/ruth/Classes/mrtaylor/class20022003/idioms/idioms2003/idioms2/A%20Big%20Wig%20(2).jpg

― mark s (mark s), Sunday, 12 June 2005 22:42 (twenty years ago)

I have liked my hair for twenty-one years but now it has decided to reward me by TURNING WHITE. I blame finals.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Sunday, 12 June 2005 22:43 (twenty years ago)

my hair went curly in the last year and today it's SO BIG, I'm almost embarrassed to go out into public again.

― gunther heartymeal (keckles), Sunday, 12 June 2005 22:46 (twenty years ago)

Wayne has sage advice for us all:

http://www.cs.toronto.edu/~wayne/haircut/haircut.html

― rainy (rainy), Sunday, 12 June 2005 22:47 (twenty years ago)

ok now i feel persecuted

― emsk, Sunday, 12 June 2005 22:47 (twenty years ago)

This thread makes me happity

― Masked Gazza, Sunday, 12 June 2005 22:48 (twenty years ago)

http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/kalle-bzweb.jpg

― Frogm@n Henry, Sunday, 12 June 2005 22:52 (twenty years ago)

Now that is punk rock.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 12 June 2005 22:52 (twenty years ago)

http://www.phys.virginia.edu/Education/Bitmaps/Hair1.jpg

― rainy (rainy), Sunday, 12 June 2005 22:57 (twenty years ago)

http://gaia.ecs.csus.edu/~sturdevk/ares/jpg/furies.jpg

alecto, tisiphone and meghaera, not nec.respectively

― mark s (mark s), Sunday, 12 June 2005 22:57 (twenty years ago)

the kindly ones meet 80s-style mousse products!!

― mark s (mark s), Sunday, 12 June 2005 22:58 (twenty years ago)

haha oh that's actually FROM xena not just a lookalike

o am tryin to find a good snakes-for-hair pic

― mark s (mark s), Sunday, 12 June 2005 23:03 (twenty years ago)

this guy frequently has shit on his hair:

http://www.cityofdunedin.com/cityimg/robbie_burns_photo2.gif

― rainy (rainy), Sunday, 12 June 2005 23:05 (twenty years ago)

ha!

http://www.beagleton.com/toon/sub/christina.jpg

― mark s (mark s), Sunday, 12 June 2005 23:06 (twenty years ago)

http://www.partybox.co.uk/data/images/troll.jpg

― mark s (mark s), Sunday, 12 June 2005 23:09 (twenty years ago)

http://www.mulletlovers.com/images/holyshit.jpg

― Frogm@n Henry, Sunday, 12 June 2005 23:19 (twenty years ago)

GP that's so awesome that you're getting gray hair already. i want gray hair, it's sexxxy

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 12 June 2005 23:36 (twenty years ago)

Holy shit, that Wendy's picture was taken a few streets over from me. I was NOT expecting to see that Blockbuster again tonight

― chrisco (chrisco), Monday, 13 June 2005 01:51 (twenty years ago)

http://www.thecoyoteworesideburns.com/images/COYLOGO11.jpg

― metal assembly (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 13 June 2005 01:58 (twenty years ago)

Just call me the Road Runner.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 13 June 2005 01:59 (twenty years ago)

http://www.bald.com.au/images/hallofshame/EltonJohn.jpg

― metal assembly (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 13 June 2005 02:15 (twenty years ago)

http://www.cnn.com/US/9606/21/fringe/pc.patter.moos/letterman.lg.jpg

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 13 June 2005 02:24 (twenty years ago)

Someone should start a salon called Down Not Across Cutters.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 13 June 2005 02:30 (twenty years ago)

http://www.syracuseataglance.com/list_salon.htm?SL=h

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 13 June 2005 06:19 (twenty years ago)

i just moved in near "the temple of groom"

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 13 June 2005 06:20 (twenty years ago)

My hair looks great for approximately one day a week, the rest of the time it's just rubbish. I live for that day

― seuss, Monday, 13 June 2005 07:25 (twenty years ago)

i used to live near "hair player 2000"

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 13 June 2005 17:01 (twenty years ago)

I've learned to accept my shit hair.

― o. nate (onate), Monday, 13 June 2005 17:17 (twenty years ago)

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