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I feel guilty when there are two threads with my name in them on the board at the same time.

Jaymc.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 17:45 (twenty years ago)

Now we are up to 4.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 17:47 (twenty years ago)

Is it pronounced Jay - MAC, or just jay m c? It's something that I've pondered from time to time.

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 17:51 (twenty years ago)

He has a unique laugh. Well, not unique, because I thought that other guy laughing was him, but a DISTINCT laugh.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 17:52 (twenty years ago)

He writes essays about noise and reads them aloud to crowds.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 17:53 (twenty years ago)

is jel pronounced 'gel' or 'j-e-l'?

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 17:54 (twenty years ago)

He once ate 3,000 steamed crayfish in two hours.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 17:54 (twenty years ago)

then stabbed a hobo

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 17:54 (twenty years ago)

"Jaymc" is short for Jay McDonald. Jaymc owns 2/7ths of the McDonalds Corporation.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 17:55 (twenty years ago)

He once saved me from plummeting into a prairie dog hole.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 17:55 (twenty years ago)

It's become gel, or Jel.

I used to say j-e-l, but I introduced myself as this at ths sinister vs ilx match and some people didn't know who I was.

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 17:55 (twenty years ago)

Jaymc once donated so much blood that he had to receive a blood transfusion from NBA champ Chris Webber in order to not die from blood loss. As a result, he is now 31% Chris Webber.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 17:56 (twenty years ago)

He sings like a teenage Alanis Morisette, and dances like he has a caterpillar in each shoe.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 17:58 (twenty years ago)

Or is it the other way around?

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 17:58 (twenty years ago)

He once challenged Vincent Gallo to a cockfight, but left the interpretation of "cockfight" up to Gallo. This proved to be a mistake.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 17:59 (twenty years ago)

Jaymc lives in a dried-up well on the edge of town.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:00 (twenty years ago)

Jaymc invented the "Purplesaurus Rex" flavor of Kool-Aid, but was fired after attempting to introduce "Pop That Cherry!"

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:01 (twenty years ago)

Jaymc is why they have that warning on the aspirin bottles.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:02 (twenty years ago)

Jaymc is a no-talent crackfiend.

― ryan battttttttttttttista (Oops), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:02 (twenty years ago)

He once told me that the dictionary is bourgeouis, but that the thesaurus borders on the divine.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:03 (twenty years ago)

When adventuring in Cambodia he contracted a rare disease of the foot that has come to be known in medical circles as "Jaymc Syndrome".

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:03 (twenty years ago)

I think I had too much sugar today.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:03 (twenty years ago)

Later, he himself discovered a cure for it utilising no more than toothpaste and the skin of a rotten plum.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:04 (twenty years ago)

His ass defies description.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:04 (twenty years ago)

Legend tells us that the last of the tree gnomes live in his beard.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:05 (twenty years ago)

Once he ran so fast that the treadmill retired and committed ritual hari-kari.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:06 (twenty years ago)

As a result, he is now 31% Chris Webber

and 31% of no time outs is still no time outs

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:06 (twenty years ago)

If I had a dime for every egg he's ever boiled, I'd be a rich man.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:07 (twenty years ago)

Oh Jesus.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:08 (twenty years ago)

The movie "Where the Buffalo Roam" was loosely based on his life story.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:08 (twenty years ago)

Tee hee.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:08 (twenty years ago)

A relatively harmless omnivore, among his natural predators are the werebear and liger.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:09 (twenty years ago)

I leave to do more sleuthing about Maya Keyes, and I come back to this!!

It's pronounced J-M-C. Initials, see? Like jel.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:09 (twenty years ago)

I will say that Purplesaurus Rex is my favorite Kool-Aid flavor, though in no uncertain terms did I invent it.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:10 (twenty years ago)

OR DID I???

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:10 (twenty years ago)

You're so modest.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:10 (twenty years ago)

Jaymc plays all the instruments on his band's cd.

(I pronounce it Jay, M.C., like he's an MC, obviously.)

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:12 (twenty years ago)

Modest Mouse named their band after Jaymc.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:13 (twenty years ago)

Jaymc can bring women to orgasm with only a cockeyed glance.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:13 (twenty years ago)

Ha ha eww.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:14 (twenty years ago)

"cockeyed"

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:14 (twenty years ago)

It's a really stupid name, isn't it?

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:14 (twenty years ago)

Like I'm in any position to judge.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:15 (twenty years ago)

Jaymc tells you what celebrity you look like (Supposedly! Humph!)

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:15 (twenty years ago)

Get those cocks out of your eyes before speaking to me.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:17 (twenty years ago)

Hmmm.

― John the Velveteen ROFFLE's Got to Pick Up Every neurotic awakening of Cunningha, Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:17 (twenty years ago)

No.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:19 (twenty years ago)

He visited the Museum of Gay Rights in San Francisco, and in an amusing mixup, was subsequently confused for a homosexual.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:21 (twenty years ago)

It was back in '04 when times were hard
He had a Colt .45 and a deck of cards
Jaymc.
He wore rat-drawn shoes and an old stetson hat
Had a '88 Ford, had payments on that
Jaymc.
His woman threw him out in the ice and snow
And told him, "Never ever come back no more"
Jaymc.
So he walked through the rain and he walked through the mud
Till he came to a place called the Bucket of Blood
Jaymc.
He said "Mr Motherfucker, you know who I am?"
The barkeeper said, "No, and I don't give a good goddamn."
To Jaymc.
He said, "Well bartender, it's plain to see
I'm that bad motherfucker called Jaymc."
Mr. Jaymc.
Barkeep said, "Yeah, I've heard your name down the way
And I kick motherfucking asses like you every day."
Mr Jaymc.
Well those were the last words that the barkeep said
'Cause Jay put four holes in his motherfucking head
Just then in came a broad called Nellie Brown
Was known to make more money than any bitch in town
She struts across the bar, hitching up her skirt
Over to Jaymc, she starts to flirt
With Jaymc.
She saw the barkeep, said, "O God, he can't be dead!"
Stag said, "Well, just count the holes in the motherfucker's head!"
She said, "You ain't look like you scored in quite a time.
Why not come to my pad? It won't cost you a dime,
Mr. Jaymc."
"But there's something I have to say before you begin--
You'll have to be gone before my man N/A comes in,
Mr. Jaymc."
"I'll stay here till N/A comes in, till time comes to pass
And furthermore I'll fuck N/A in his motherfucking ass,"
Said Jaymc.
"I'm a bad motherfucker, don't you know
And I'll crawl over fifty good pussies just to get one fat boy's asshole,"
Said Jaymc.
Just then N/A rolls in and he says, "You must be
That bad motherfucker called Jaymc."
Mr. Jaymc.
"Yeah, I'm Jaymc and you better get down on your knees
And suck my dick, because if you don't you're gonna be dead!"
Said Jaymc.
N/A dropped down and slobbered on his head
And Stag filled him full of lead
Oh yeah.

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:24 (twenty years ago)

He is anything but a bad motherfucker.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:25 (twenty years ago)

I think there are now three (?) true statements on this thread. Maybe two, because the LAUGH is subjective.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:27 (twenty years ago)

Hush your mouth!

― adam. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:28 (twenty years ago)

!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:31 (twenty years ago)

The Vincent Gallo thing is one of the true ones.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:31 (twenty years ago)

Right. That's when I was living with Jean-Michel Basquiat in 1982-83.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:32 (twenty years ago)

Okay then, accurately describe your ass.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:33 (twenty years ago)

jaymc likes beer.

― Ain't That Peculiar (kenan), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:33 (twenty years ago)

wtf am i saying?

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:33 (twenty years ago)

jaymc does not like moving boxes, but sometimes he does anyway.

― Ain't That Peculiar (kenan), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:33 (twenty years ago)

jaymc puts the bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-lomp and the dang in the diggy-diggy-dang.

― Ain't That Peculiar (kenan), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:34 (twenty years ago)

those 'baby on board' signs on suburban minivans? jaymc's idea.

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:35 (twenty years ago)

I made a mixtape for jaymc the other night, though I don't know if he has any use for cassettes.

― Ain't That Peculiar (kenan), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:35 (twenty years ago)

whenever you're feeling blue, whenever you're feeling down, just whisper his name, "jay...emmmmmmm....ceeeeeee", and he'll come 'round.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:36 (twenty years ago)

jaymc is better hung than Momus.

― Ain't That Peculiar (kenan), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:36 (twenty years ago)

xpost

but if you say his name three times, he'll come kill you. Like the Candyman.

― Ain't That Peculiar (kenan), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:37 (twenty years ago)

Or Mary Queen of Scots.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:38 (twenty years ago)

I made a mixtape for jaymc the other night, though I don't know if he has any use for cassettes.

Serious?? I still have a tape player in my room!

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:38 (twenty years ago)

This is a picture of jaymc.

― Ain't That Peculiar (kenan), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:39 (twenty years ago)

That's right: "403 Forbidden" is etched into my skull.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:40 (twenty years ago)

Serious. Though I have to finish it -- I fell asleep on the floor in the middle of side two. It's a very mellow tape.

― Ain't That Peculiar (kenan), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:40 (twenty years ago)

We'll try that picture again:

http://giganticmag.com/images/frontcover.jpg

― Ain't That Peculiar (kenan), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:42 (twenty years ago)

Nice. I've been told I have mellow tastes.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 18:44 (twenty years ago)

I think I will just send you Spaced anyway. I stole it from an old workplace so hopefully it will bring you the same joy that it brought to me and mine.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 19:12 (twenty years ago)

Send to me instead, I'll appreciate it more.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 19:26 (twenty years ago)

He can give it to you.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 19:27 (twenty years ago)

WARNING: It is a EURO DVD

― adam. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 19:27 (twenty years ago)

(In other words, it smells bad)

― adam. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 19:27 (twenty years ago)

well then it's useless, innit? we can't play your durn fureign dvds.

― Ain't That Peculiar (kenan), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 19:28 (twenty years ago)

It's ok, I speak some French.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 19:28 (twenty years ago)

"Putain."

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 19:28 (twenty years ago)

"Sal putain."

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 19:29 (twenty years ago)

"Voulez-vouz coucher avec moi ce soir, sal putain?"

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 19:29 (twenty years ago)

It's the language of love.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 19:29 (twenty years ago)

C'est comme pisser dans un violon.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 19:30 (twenty years ago)

I added him to the noise board enemy list, gave him a yellow card, then banned him, then unbanned him. i felt like vincent gallo (for about one minute).

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 21:01 (twenty years ago)

I feel guilty for this thread now. :(

― adam. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 21:02 (twenty years ago)

jaymc is nice and stuff

― todd swiss (eliti), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 21:39 (twenty years ago)

post-indie shame

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 21:40 (twenty years ago)

I'll take that.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 21:41 (twenty years ago)

I am listening to Yo La Tengo now, though.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 21:41 (twenty years ago)

The last thing I listened to was Superpitcher live @ Mayday, BLISTERING LOUD TECHNO.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 21:43 (twenty years ago)

I was in the gym, though.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 21:43 (twenty years ago)

you belong to the city

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 21:44 (twenty years ago)

You realize how gay that sounds, right?

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 21:45 (twenty years ago)

(xpost)

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 21:45 (twenty years ago)

I don't even know what that means.

xpost- of course I do.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 21:45 (twenty years ago)

You Belong to the City - Glenn Frey

The sun goes down, the night rolls in
You can feel it starting all over again
The moon comes up and the music calls
You're gettin' tired of starin' at the same four walls

You're out of your room and down on the street
Movin' through the crowd and the midnight heat
The traffic crawls, the sirens scream
You look at the faces, it's just like a dream
Nobody knows where you're goin'
Nobody cares where you've been

'Cause you belong to the city
You belong to the night
Livin' in a river of darkness
Beneath the neon lights

You were born in the city
Concrete under your feet
It's in your moves, it's in your blood
You're a man of the streets

When you said goodbye, you were on the run
Tryin' to get away from the things you've done
Now you're back again, and you're feeling strange
So much has happened, but nothing has changed
You still don't know where you're goin'
You're still just a face in the crowd

You belong to the city
You belong to the night
Livin' in a river of darkness
Beneath the neon lights

You were born in the city
Concrete under your feet
It's in your blood, it's in your moves
You're a man of the street

You can feel it, you can taste it
You can see it, you can face it
You can hear it, hey, you're getting near it, hey
You wanna make it, cause you can take it
You belong to the city, you belong to the night
You belong to the city, you belong to the night
You belong, you belong

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 21:46 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, exactly!

― adam. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 21:47 (twenty years ago)

Jaymc belongs to the night?

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 00:17 (twenty years ago)

john cunningham's a pimp.

― Ain't That Peculiar (kenan), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 03:58 (twenty years ago)

It's pronounced J-M-C. Initials, see?
Phew, I'm so glad. Then again if it had been Jay-Mac I'd still have pronounced it jay-emcee & just not told you!!

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 10:20 (twenty years ago)

JayMC was actually one of the four founding members of Run DMC. The others asked him to leave due to fears that his beard did not mesh well with their image. Thus in the grand workings of fate and the cosmos did JayMC avoid being shot fatally during the recording of the first Canasta demos.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 17:02 (twenty years ago)

Oh yeah, I remember that, I watched from the grassy knoll.

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 17:24 (twenty years ago)

JayMC is a man amongst grasshoppers.

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 17:28 (twenty years ago)

three months pass...

I recommend hanging out with robotsinlove and jaymc. They're good fun, those "c" boys!

― .adam (nordicskilla), Thursday, 6 January 2005 22:05 (twenty years ago)

Mama c should be proud.

― .adam (nordicskilla), Thursday, 6 January 2005 22:05 (twenty years ago)

I have only hung out with robotsinlove, and the guy is quality.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 6 January 2005 22:09 (twenty years ago)

Great hair!

― .adam (nordicskilla), Thursday, 6 January 2005 22:10 (twenty years ago)

He asked me where to get a haircut, and I was like "why?", your hair is way cooler than mine!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 6 January 2005 22:11 (twenty years ago)

You answered right, you answered right.

― .adam (nordicskilla), Thursday, 6 January 2005 22:12 (twenty years ago)

Mama c should be proud.

That's Mrs. C, of course.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Thursday, 6 January 2005 22:13 (twenty years ago)

That he shouldn't cut it, I mean. Not that his hair is (or isn't) way cooler than yours.

Anyway...

xpost

― .adam (nordicskilla), Thursday, 6 January 2005 22:13 (twenty years ago)

It was way cooler than mine!!! It is, It is!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 6 January 2005 22:15 (twenty years ago)

I have met robotsinlove and can confirm his hotness.
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), November 22nd, 2004.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 6 January 2005 22:16 (twenty years ago)

A dubious accolade, but probably deserved.

― .adam (nordicskilla), Thursday, 6 January 2005 22:17 (twenty years ago)

Forget Jaymc, he's yesterday's papers! This is a robotsinlove thread now!

― .adam (nordicskilla), Thursday, 6 January 2005 22:18 (twenty years ago)

That reminds me, I need to finish my "Robots in Love" mix CD (started before I even knew robotsinlove!)

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 6 January 2005 22:18 (twenty years ago)

Jaymc went out with the hula hoop and the high top fade!

xpost i bet it has "Run" by Air on it.

― .adam (nordicskilla), Thursday, 6 January 2005 22:19 (twenty years ago)

Mrs. C on T's?

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 6 January 2005 22:19 (twenty years ago)

NOOOOOOO.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 6 January 2005 22:21 (twenty years ago)

xpost i bet it has "Run" by Air on it.

Correct! and Data 80!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 6 January 2005 22:23 (twenty years ago)

jaymc has achieved better facial hair than i can even aspire to

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 7 January 2005 00:15 (twenty years ago)

whoa...
what happened here.
a bunch of dudes sitting around talking about my hair?!

― robots in love (robotsinlove), Friday, 7 January 2005 04:46 (twenty years ago)

You know you love it.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 7 January 2005 04:52 (twenty years ago)

Ha ha, I just remembered this thread the other day.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 7 January 2005 13:49 (twenty years ago)

everyone is saying "jaymc" this and "robots in love" that. they should be saying bible this and jericho that

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Friday, 7 January 2005 14:49 (twenty years ago)

Jaymc and Robotsinlove share great hair genes.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 7 January 2005 15:02 (twenty years ago)

http://www.bluegrass-gb.freeserve.co.uk/france-01/party/40th-06.jpg

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 7 January 2005 20:53 (twenty years ago)

One of the first best things I noticed about Jaymc is that his username reminds me of The Jesus and Mary Chain!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 7 January 2005 21:15 (twenty years ago)

http://cpeinaud.chez.tiscali.fr/Jaymc/04.jpg

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 7 January 2005 21:18 (twenty years ago)

Jaymc is only thirty-eight inches tall!

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 7 January 2005 21:20 (twenty years ago)

One of the first best things I noticed about Jaymc is that his username reminds me of The Jesus and Mary Chain!

Also I would compare being in his presence to being surrounded by a narcotic, ethereal wash of feedback.

― .adam (nordicskilla), Friday, 7 January 2005 21:20 (twenty years ago)

With a beard.

― .adam (nordicskilla), Friday, 7 January 2005 21:20 (twenty years ago)

Jaymc and Robotsinlove are like the nu-Reid brothers!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 7 January 2005 21:24 (twenty years ago)

I still think of them as the Frasier brothers.

― .adam (nordicskilla), Friday, 7 January 2005 21:25 (twenty years ago)

Course Bruvs!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 7 January 2005 21:35 (twenty years ago)

my sister should start posting more. I will tell her so.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 7 January 2005 22:12 (twenty years ago)

I actually have two sisters but three of us around here would be madness.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 7 January 2005 22:14 (twenty years ago)

My brother posted to ILM once:

Will Hakan Hellstrom ever come to the UK?

― .adam (nordicskilla), Friday, 7 January 2005 22:23 (twenty years ago)

Hahaha, and I was a bastard to him. Plus ca change!

― .adam (nordicskilla), Friday, 7 January 2005 22:27 (twenty years ago)

Why do you two have the same log-in?

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 7 January 2005 22:28 (twenty years ago)

WEIRD!

I never noticed that! I don't ever have logins visible. Why on earth is that????

― .adam (nordicskilla), Friday, 7 January 2005 22:29 (twenty years ago)

I swear I DO have a brother!

― .adam (nordicskilla), Friday, 7 January 2005 22:29 (twenty years ago)

Was he posting from a computer that you had previously used and had not logged off from?

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 7 January 2005 22:31 (twenty years ago)

Possibly.

― .adam (nordicskilla), Friday, 7 January 2005 22:33 (twenty years ago)

My sister appears on this thread as Homosexual I

Guess what I'm doing right now?

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 7 January 2005 22:37 (twenty years ago)

In a typically twee move, my wife posted about shortbread here:

Well, looks like I have the whole week off work...what shall I do?

― .adam (nordicskilla), Friday, 7 January 2005 22:40 (twenty years ago)

three months pass...

I'm drinking iced tea and listening to Will Oldham

― stupid fuckign carpet thing (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 22:31 (twenty years ago)

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 23:06 (twenty years ago)

I don't even like Will Oldham!

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 23:07 (twenty years ago)

Or iced tea! I like my tea HOT!

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 23:07 (twenty years ago)

I like to call him McJ.

― Spencer Chow in Rio, Wednesday, 13 April 2005 23:21 (twenty years ago)

You like to be all wrong.

― happy fun ball (kenan), Thursday, 14 April 2005 00:15 (twenty years ago)

He needs to fucking get me the ILX Comp II.
Also he needs to tell me if he thinks I should go see OUT HUD on Saturday, swallowing my pride in the process because I dissed their first album in print (kind of, it was online) but I listened to the new one at Tower and I have to say it sounds pretty good, leaving me to wonder if Out Hud has gotten better or if maybe, just maybe, I've grown up a little in the last few years, and in the process learned that I should never, never write CD reviews again.

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 14 April 2005 13:50 (twenty years ago)

awww. sweet, lil' jaymc.

― kelsey (kelstarry), Thursday, 14 April 2005 14:06 (twenty years ago)

I'm drinking tea and I brought a Pavement CD to work with me. Oh, and I'm going to see Will Oldham play tonight. In an art gallery.

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), April 15th, 2004.

― stupid fuckign carpet thing (nordicskilla), Thursday, 14 April 2005 14:26 (twenty years ago)

jaymc put an mp3 of "Since U Been Gone" on his site! "Random," too, but "Since U Been Gone"!!! Cuz seriously nobody's heard this track, it's gonna blow up ANYTIME...and I wanted a hard copy without actually buying Breakaway. I am very grateful.

― miccio (miccio), Thursday, 14 April 2005 14:31 (twenty years ago)

Whenever I hear Since U Been Gone,
I just smile and think of John.
aw.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Thursday, 14 April 2005 14:35 (twenty years ago)

Since you've been gone, all that's left is a band of gold, all that's left of the dreams I hold is a MEMORY of what used to be, when YOU WERE still HERE with ME.

― stupid fuckign carpet thing (nordicskilla), Thursday, 14 April 2005 14:44 (twenty years ago)

Ten words the Decemberists have, against all odds, not yet used in a song:

ballyhoo
fare-thee-well
lanolin
macaroon
paddleboat
parvenu
picayune
tantamount
turpentine
verily

-Jaymc

― happy fun ball (kenan), Thursday, 14 April 2005 14:58 (twenty years ago)

I'd like to see a pic of his short hair.

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 14 April 2005 15:11 (twenty years ago)

When I first saw his new haircut I was like, "WOW, John! You're looking goooood!" I think it took him a minute to figure out what I was talking about.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 14 April 2005 15:29 (twenty years ago)

i agree! it's very flattering! although, it did transform him into Captain Don't Mess With My Hair.

― kelsey (kelstarry), Thursday, 14 April 2005 15:31 (twenty years ago)

jaymc just called me. his internet is down, thus he is unavailable for comment.

― kelsey (kelstarry), Thursday, 14 April 2005 15:37 (twenty years ago)

Nick, I'm going to that show. But right now, I don't have anyone to go with. SO: you and me. Empty Bottle. Saturday. I will bring the ILX Comp II.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 15 April 2005 03:29 (twenty years ago)

this thread still makes me embarrassed...

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 15 April 2005 03:33 (twenty years ago)

Anthony: four people downloaded "Since U Been Gone" before I took it down an hour ago! I give the people what they want!

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 15 April 2005 03:40 (twenty years ago)

I was one of them! And I love that Basement Jaxx track, too, and downloaded it just to have it at work. I should bring more CDs to work.

― happy fun ball (kenan), Friday, 15 April 2005 03:41 (twenty years ago)

Hey, I downloaded the "Oh My Gosh" song this morning too, and I wanted to download "Random" but it wasn't there anymore so I had to get it elsewhere, then I ended up listening to Random three times in a row on my walk to the El. Such. a. good. song.

Um, can Sarah come to the OUt Hud show too?

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 15 April 2005 13:55 (twenty years ago)

I want to come to the Outhud show, but I'm going to be loaded from the Belgian beer fest, so I don't know if I should stumble there.

― Jeff-PTTL (Jeff), Friday, 15 April 2005 14:00 (twenty years ago)

*batting eyelashes*

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 15 April 2005 14:01 (twenty years ago)

for some reason this thread makes me think of jaymc as a pro wrestler

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 15 April 2005 14:02 (twenty years ago)

JAYMC VS X-PAC

― Samuel Glickstein (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:04 (twenty years ago)

five months pass...

HEY YOU
QUIT BEING A DICK TO JAYMC
HE IS A GENTLE AND CURIOUS SOUL

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

Oh no.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

ihttp://www.silverbulletcomicbooks.com/rage/images/050401/koolaidman.jpg

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

Best thread revival ever.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

I hope you take it to heart.

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

Guys I was actually trying to be a dick to M. White, for the record.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

Jaymc is a lost Son of Israel.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

No one was being a dick to me.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

I like JayMC so much I'd park my ass next to a fire hydrant for several hours just to be near him.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

Haha.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

IS JAYMC REAL? IS HE A MIRAGE? DON'T WAKE ME UP FROM THIS WONDERFUL DREAM

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

when i think of his ILX name i think of it as "Jamie C."

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

kinda like how I think of Adam as "Adam in Real Life"

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

I thought I was jonesing on this site too much until I checked the user board. JayMC, are you, like, under house arrest or something? What did you do?

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

I think the Users list is fucked up. (For example: where is Ned?)

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

(Also: not house arrest so much as office arrest.)

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

beth, that thing is all screwy, jaymc doesn't really post that much

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

At the same time, I wouldn't be surprised if I was pretty far up there, since I do post on the Chicago thread a lot, and that gets up to 1000 posts within a week, it seems.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 21:08 (nineteen years ago)

Jaymc is real, we hung out last weekend. He clapped his hands and said yeah.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

I don't think he's gentle or curious. He's like a wild ape, driven to near insanity by its own base and unchecked desires.

― Cristal Waters (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 22:05 (nineteen years ago)

That too.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 22:09 (nineteen years ago)

I think the Users list is fucked up. (For example: where is Ned?)

Yeah, I'm no more #2 than John is #1. I haven't posted that much for at least a month.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 22:09 (nineteen years ago)

He clapped his hands and said yeah.

I did, in fact! It was a sort of groan-worthy moment. After CYHSY's first song, I applauded and said "yeah!" which I often do at shows. Then I realized what I had done.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 22:11 (nineteen years ago)

haha.
i really think you chicagoans, esp. jaymc might legitimately be the top posters. the chicago threads are gigantic, and you seem to drive a lot of the other discussions around here. i haven't seen much of ned in the last month, really.
believe in the users list, believe in yourselves.

― carly (carly), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 22:13 (nineteen years ago)

xpost You're a wild ape, driven to near insanity by your own base and unchecked desires.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 22:13 (nineteen years ago)

I think HandyManda might actually be #1 now. At any rate, the statscock is fuxored.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 22:14 (nineteen years ago)

if i am #29, it's definitely fuxored.

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 22:17 (nineteen years ago)

Wow, I'm number TEN? That doesn't fit with my ILX self-image. Last time I looked at thing I was like #99.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

It's been completely wrong for ages, and the figures are vastly inflated as well as completely wrong - Ned may not have been at his busiest, and I'm not saying no one could have caught him, but his ranking there is still absurd. Don't trust any of it.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 22:19 (nineteen years ago)

Well, I don't know how many posts I've made, but I can easily check how many threads I've started. It says I've made 6 in the last 30 days, but I've only made 2.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 22:20 (nineteen years ago)

Also: Amateur(ist) is supposedly #11, even though he's been in grad school for the last month and I've seen a grand total of ONE post he's made (on the ILM 80s poll thread) since.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 22:22 (nineteen years ago)

that's strange. the internet is conspiring. :-) ned's still totally ahead in the of-all-time post rankings.

― carly (carly), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 22:22 (nineteen years ago)

Maybe the rankings are based on quality instead of quantity?

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 22:22 (nineteen years ago)

i got no problems with this guy.

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 22:22 (nineteen years ago)

Somebody is asleep at the user-list switch. If we were paying we could complain.
If they ranked us by word-count I would win. I am a WAY long-winded essayist, and I apologize. I'll restrain myself from delving deeper into the subject of my own boringness.

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 22:50 (nineteen years ago)

jaymc and beth took my names

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 29 September 2005 01:30 (nineteen years ago)

I'll use this thread to say it.

Jaymc its been too long. we should hang out again. Call my secretary.

― deej.., Thursday, 29 September 2005 03:22 (nineteen years ago)

Someday I will meet this mythic Jaymc.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 29 September 2005 04:58 (nineteen years ago)

jaymc is teh cuet.

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Thursday, 29 September 2005 05:05 (nineteen years ago)

douche bag. dud.

― robots in love (robotsinlove), Thursday, 29 September 2005 07:22 (nineteen years ago)

what did you decide to bring to your potluck, mark?

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 29 September 2005 12:18 (nineteen years ago)

JayMC has NO TIME for real time! Notice how he skillfully keeps his posts brief so he can sprint, lightning quick, to another ten threads AND BE BACK BEFORE WE REALIZE HE'S MISSING!!!!

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Thursday, 29 September 2005 12:28 (nineteen years ago)

Jaymc, what flavor of koolaid are you today?

― Kittens Licking Cakes (coco), Thursday, 29 September 2005 12:29 (nineteen years ago)

Purplesaurus Rex.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 29 September 2005 12:31 (nineteen years ago)

I am not gay, but if I were I would want it to be with jaymc. This is based only upon various pictures floating hereabouts. He is smoking.

― stewart downes (sdownes), Thursday, 29 September 2005 12:39 (nineteen years ago)

Whenever I read Jaymc's name now I think of his jinglesource song.

― O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Thursday, 29 September 2005 12:40 (nineteen years ago)

hi jaymc! guess who. i hope the annex was good to you. i was in line outside before 8:00 and the guy said sorry, sold out.

― timothy archer, Thursday, 29 September 2005 12:44 (nineteen years ago)

This is based only upon various pictures floating hereabouts. He is smoking
Wait a minute! Are you telling me that Jaymc actually exists on the physical plane?

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Thursday, 29 September 2005 12:46 (nineteen years ago)

Yes, I have probably touched him.

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 29 September 2005 12:49 (nineteen years ago)

he's got THE LOOK

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Thursday, 29 September 2005 12:53 (nineteen years ago)

Also, he's a great dancer. AND kareoke singer.

― Kittens Licking Cakes (coco), Thursday, 29 September 2005 12:54 (nineteen years ago)

How does he find the time? Does he have alien DNA? He should be cloned. The technology has arrived just in time.

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Thursday, 29 September 2005 13:02 (nineteen years ago)

I am not sure he really exists. Is it possible? Surely such a specimen can only exist in the realms of the imagination. Or of photoshop.

I also hope that jaymc, should he actually exist, is suitably honored by my above proclamation.

― stewart downes (sdownes), Thursday, 29 September 2005 13:09 (nineteen years ago)

I am, indeed.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 29 September 2005 14:00 (nineteen years ago)

And "timothy archer," I'm really sorry the show sold out. I wish I'd had the opportunity to see you!

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 29 September 2005 14:01 (nineteen years ago)

jaymc is awesome

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 29 September 2005 16:09 (nineteen years ago)

I have heard that Jaymc is not below average.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 29 September 2005 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

Whatever it used to be, from now on it's J-Mack.

― Eazy (Eazy), Thursday, 29 September 2005 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

two months pass...

WE'VE MET.

― giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

Jaymc is a character in a Scott Fitzgerald novel.

― Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

Jaymc only e-mails me when he's drunk.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

Jaymc is out conquering the world as we speak.

― The Milkmaid (of Human Kindness) (The Milkmaid), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

jaymc is clearly a techno by his appearance because he wears the techno "uniform" of black clothes

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

jaymc IM'd me the other night and it made me uncomfortable.

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

He sure doesn't techno for an answer!

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

Jaymc invented the "Purplesaurus Rex" flavor of Kool-Aid, but was fired after attempting to introduce "Pop That Cherry!"

-- n/a (nu...), September 28th, 2004.

oh man - that flavor rules! i remember when it first came out!

― petesmith (plsmith), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

Jaymc has one of those super small motorized mini-bikes and will let you ride it if you're really nice to him, whatever that means.

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 23:48 (nineteen years ago)

I feel for Jaymc.

― Jeff-Beetle (Jeff), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 23:49 (nineteen years ago)

Jaymc hates it when his friends become successful.

Jaymc, it was really nothing.

Please, please, please, let Jaymc get what he wants.

Some Jaymcs are bigger than others.

Jaymc in a coma.

Last night I dreamt that Jaymc loved me.

― FiFi (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 23:51 (nineteen years ago)

five months pass...

Ethan, the point of that thread wasn't "Look at me, I have a fetish!" -- because you're right, that'd be lame. It was more like a "Let's post photos of hot people" thread. The whole biracial angle was, as I said, inspired by the dumb interracial couple thread. The "best arguments for miscegenation" title was swiped from a comment gbx made to Laurel about a friend of his.

But yeah, it really had nothing to do with my own tastes. I like mixed girls, white girls, black girls, etc. As far as me needing to throw some white or Asian in there to make it palatable, I don't believe that's true. My first girlfriend in high school was straight-up black, and she was totally cute.

As far as me posting "creepy shit," yeah I don't know, that's a judgment call on your part whether I've really done that, or whether that's just a meme perpetuated by hstencil and Stormy Davis. I do stand behind whatever "gay personal shit" I've posted, though: I don't mind talking about that stuff on the Internet. I know you like to keep your private life a little more to yourself, and that's cool.

I agree with you that Slocki is awesome, though. I got the chance to meet him in Montreal a few weeks ago, and he def lived up to expectations. :)

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 26 May 2006 02:13 (nineteen years ago)

Also, Gear, unless it's all culled from a quick ILE search, your list of facts about me is pretty impressive! I know you prob knew the Edith Frost bit off the top of your head, since you like her, too.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 26 May 2006 02:16 (nineteen years ago)

it was all culled from a quick ILE search, except for the edith frost bit, which i knew off the top of my head : (

― gear (gear), Friday, 26 May 2006 02:21 (nineteen years ago)

See? John even knows WHAT YOU KNOW. He's good.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 26 May 2006 02:22 (nineteen years ago)

i agree about slocki

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 26 May 2006 02:39 (nineteen years ago)

Someday I will meet this mythic Jaymc.

This has since happened, but it didn't make him any less mythic.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 26 May 2006 03:10 (nineteen years ago)

You built him up in your mind, it was all you had left to cling to in this sad and weary world.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 26 May 2006 03:13 (nineteen years ago)

s1ocki is like my hero, to be honest. i think jaymc's a good kid too though.

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 26 May 2006 07:26 (nineteen years ago)

i probably shouldn't call him a kid seeing as he's probably older than me.

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 26 May 2006 07:26 (nineteen years ago)

I'm sorry for reviving that thread to make a snide comment, jaymc. FWIW while I agree with what ethan said vis a vis the "new craze" blabbity blah blah I don't think it applies to you and wasn't trying to accuse you of being a creepy fetishist.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 26 May 2006 13:04 (nineteen years ago)

so what is all this drama about?

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 26 May 2006 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

JAYMC

And no problem, Ally: it's cool. :-D

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 26 May 2006 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 26 May 2006 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 26 May 2006 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

why is jaymc making speeches? is he responding to the jaymc thread on the noise board?

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Friday, 26 May 2006 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah Mandee, I'm banned there, so.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 26 May 2006 17:19 (nineteen years ago)

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Friday, 26 May 2006 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

john seriously why the fuck do you care? ethan is the most humorless jackass on a board chock full of them. you're better than this! (note to sir padgett: i still gots the jungle fever for dem cute pickaninnies!)

― oops (Oops), Friday, 26 May 2006 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

Great, thanks.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 26 May 2006 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

*sigh*

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 26 May 2006 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

Andy -- I requested "Jungle Fever" at our 8th-grade graduation dance! The DJ didn't have it. :(

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 26 May 2006 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

a comment gbx made to Laurel about a friend of his.

aha!

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 26 May 2006 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

haha i forgot there was a song with that title.
are you going to the reunion??

Ned, is your name also ethan or john?????

― oops (Oops), Friday, 26 May 2006 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

i like how right on cue, 2 humorless goobs show up.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 26 May 2006 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

I'm not sure why Ned felt compelled to respond, but whatever. He's fine, and so is gbx.

Probably will go to the reunion, for morbid curiosity. Maybe this clown will show up.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 26 May 2006 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

i am full of humor wtf

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 26 May 2006 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

I think Ned felt compelled to respond because it's not everyday that you get to see someone spectacularly make a jackass out of themselves for absolutely no reason or point.

― Dan (Breathtaking) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 26 May 2006 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

(xpost) Yeah, you know, I agree there are a lot of "humorless goobs" on ILX, but really, gbx is one of the last people I'd describe in that way!

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 26 May 2006 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

"I'm not sure why Ned felt compelled to respond,"
^you must be new here.

my friend and I were trying to remember who is heading up the committee. sz0st@k, h0ffm@n (he sees here on the train occassionally), and....?

who's myspace is that? adam who? the one that you sorta hung around with? damn what was his name.
my other friend ran into adam mayshuk (i know that's not how it's spelled) at a FAMILY REUNION last weekend. they're somehow related now through marriage.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 26 May 2006 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

who's myspace is that? adam who? the one that you sorta hung around with? damn what was his name.

@D@M GYN@C. Yeah, I mean I hung around with him in like 7TH GRADE. And then I became embarrassed of him and his D&D-playing friends and got into a fight with him because of it in Mrs. Jan0ski's class, and we never really hung out after that.

Tenille is also on the reunion committee.

Adam M. -- I barely remember him. Big dude? Wrestler?

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 26 May 2006 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

And then I became embarrassed of him and his D&D-playing friends and got into a fight with him because of it in Mrs. Jan0ski's class,

JAYMC IS TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 26 May 2006 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

Haha, what's funny is that I really wanted to be friends with Oops and this kid Matt Wydr@ at the time.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 26 May 2006 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

i think dan felt the need to comment because it's everyday that he thinks he's superior to everyone on the planet.

he doesn't look as dorky!
yeah, other adam was a big dude. hung around a bunch of assholes, but was always cool to me.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 26 May 2006 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

i don't even know you gbx! i take it back! don't take anything here personally.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 26 May 2006 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

ILX meta-drama really has gone downhill in the past year.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 26 May 2006 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

The Chicago thread was pretty entertaining today. :-D

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 26 May 2006 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

I think Ned felt compelled to respond because it's not everyday that you get to see someone spectacularly make a jackass out of themselves for absolutely no reason or point.

Quite.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 26 May 2006 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

I ponder this.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 26 May 2006 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

ILX meta-drama commentating has really gone down the crapper in the last 10 minutes.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 26 May 2006 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

Sadly, I think it pretty much is every day.

xpost

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 26 May 2006 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

Am I banned from noise board?

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Friday, 26 May 2006 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

one guy went to HAHVARD and the other spends the daylight hours in a library, yet they can't find the reason or point. i am bemused.

so do you know of any other ex-bhsers myspace pages?

― oops (Oops), Friday, 26 May 2006 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

surely there's some french saying for that michael!

― oops (Oops), Friday, 26 May 2006 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

MALHEURUESEMENT, JE PENSE TOUT LES JOURS

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 26 May 2006 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

gbx, you realize that, apart from one little spelling error, you just wrote, "Unfortunately, I think every day." ;-)

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 26 May 2006 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

I was directed to Adam G's page via the other Adam G(r1eve), whom I was ecstatic to hear from since I'd lost touch with him a while ago and had always wondered what he was up to. He also gave me a ton of gossip (natch). R0nnie Fals0n also just found me on Myspace -- she's married and living in Seattle. I'm surprised there aren't more people from BHS on there, though. Oh yeah, and I'm friends with L1z Beav3r and B3cky R0senthal and N1na Or3chwa, too. Haven't seen Nina since high school, but I do see Liz and Becky periodically. (Liz and I lived a block away from each other for the better part of last year.)

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 26 May 2006 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

i know! i was just funnin'....in FRENCH!

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 26 May 2006 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

you know i'm still close friends with one of nina's old boyfriends, right? i wouldn't be surprised if he STILL has a thing for her. any pale, tall, skinny, attractive-in-an-unique-way girl makes him weak in the knees, and i know she's the reason why. last he heard she was living in texas i think?

― oops (Oops), Friday, 26 May 2006 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

I think she's in Ohio. Again, I haven't even spoken with her in years -- I suspect she added me because she saw me among Liz's friends. Who's the ex?

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 26 May 2006 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

d@n sp1n@b3ll@.
ohhh you meant "friends with" w/r/t myspace.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 26 May 2006 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah. MySpace friends.

I thought it might be Dan. I didn't know that they'd dated, but he seemed like the most likely candidate among people you still hang out with!

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 26 May 2006 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

Haha, Chr1s C@rl3y and I used to have fun pronouncing his last name. "Ssssssspin-a-bella."

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 26 May 2006 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

yeah. she was his first. i thought he was a huge stud cause he was dating a sophomore!
it's a great name. i first heard it in BCBascketball. My coach was warning us to watch out for him. I thought he dubbed him that himself, cause dan was was so light on his feet that he could wear glass sneakers and he had a wicked spin move. (trivia: he's doesn't have one drop of Italian blood in him)

do you get the feeling that someone's listening in on us?

― oops (Oops), Friday, 26 May 2006 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

Always.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 26 May 2006 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

they can't find the reason or point

You amuse me. But not for the reasons you intend.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 26 May 2006 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha you amuse me, but i'm not pompous enough to assume I know your intentions

― oops (Oops), Friday, 26 May 2006 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

You'd think.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 26 May 2006 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

Your mom would!

― oops (Oops), Friday, 26 May 2006 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

Not around as much as he used to be?

Good for him, really!

Of course he's reading this and feeling smug.

― admrl, Thursday, 12 July 2007 16:09 (seventeen years ago)

He's "around" in the Chicago thread, though not posting as much.

― n/a, Thursday, 12 July 2007 16:10 (seventeen years ago)

Also he's "around" town.

― n/a, Thursday, 12 July 2007 16:10 (seventeen years ago)

Nicholas, I feel like you're mocking my use of the word "around".

― admrl, Thursday, 12 July 2007 16:11 (seventeen years ago)

I think he's been getting laid... that always helps.

― kenan, Thursday, 12 July 2007 16:12 (seventeen years ago)

I'm not mocking you, I'm subtly questioning whether one could be said to be "around" the Interweb.

― n/a, Thursday, 12 July 2007 16:13 (seventeen years ago)

I think he's been getting laid

This is not a new development!

― Jordan, Thursday, 12 July 2007 16:14 (seventeen years ago)

This thread is really more about me and adam than it is about jaymc.

― n/a, Thursday, 12 July 2007 16:14 (seventeen years ago)

n/a - It's struck me lately that perhaps you're struggling with the idea of ILX as a "virtual" entity that cocoons real-world interaction.

― admrl, Thursday, 12 July 2007 16:15 (seventeen years ago)

I was just thinking about this use of "around" and your opinions thread.

― admrl, Thursday, 12 July 2007 16:15 (seventeen years ago)

I'm not being facetious.

― admrl, Thursday, 12 July 2007 16:16 (seventeen years ago)

Maybe you should be.

― n/a, Thursday, 12 July 2007 16:16 (seventeen years ago)

You don't have to worry about me, my friend.

― n/a, Thursday, 12 July 2007 16:17 (seventeen years ago)

I'm A-OK.

― n/a, Thursday, 12 July 2007 16:17 (seventeen years ago)

You got to gimme a fight
Why dont you just let me be

― kenan, Thursday, 12 July 2007 16:20 (seventeen years ago)

OK, I was just being facetious. Sorry.

― admrl, Thursday, 12 July 2007 16:28 (seventeen years ago)

I hope jaymc is in fighting shape when I see him in a couple of weeks.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Thursday, 12 July 2007 16:37 (seventeen years ago)

Dude's been training, that's why no-one's seen him. I heard he scored some cheap Mexican 'roids.

― dan m, Thursday, 12 July 2007 16:40 (seventeen years ago)

Awesome. I hadn't really realized that I wasn't posting as much to ILX until I saw the nu-statscock. But it does make sense: the gf means I don't post at night anymore, and my job has gotten somewhat busier in the last few months as well.

You're not around as much as you used to be, Adam. Take that to the bank.

― jaymc, Thursday, 12 July 2007 16:47 (seventeen years ago)

I will. I WILL take it to the bank and start a fucking high-interest savings account with it.

― admrl, Thursday, 12 July 2007 16:48 (seventeen years ago)

But seriously....hello.

― admrl, Thursday, 12 July 2007 16:48 (seventeen years ago)

I'm only around because I've only got a couple of weeks left at work and not much to do. That's my excuse.

― admrl, Thursday, 12 July 2007 16:49 (seventeen years ago)

I forgot to say hi when we were in SF last month.

― n/a, Thursday, 12 July 2007 16:57 (seventeen years ago)

(we = me and sarah, not me and jaymc)

― n/a, Thursday, 12 July 2007 16:58 (seventeen years ago)

I'm sorry, I'm being rude. This is the jaymc thread.

― n/a, Thursday, 12 July 2007 16:58 (seventeen years ago)

not the n/a thread.

― n/a, Thursday, 12 July 2007 16:58 (seventeen years ago)

Oh, you're talking to me? On the Jaymc thread? Shame on you.

No, that's fine. I didn't really expect you to, you were on your honeymoon! I've been on a honeymoon too so I know how it works. Hope it all went well!

― admrl, Thursday, 12 July 2007 17:00 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

have you been following this http://www.nytimes.com/2006/05/18/us/18heaven.html?fta=y

― and what, Monday, 10 November 2008 22:11 (sixteen years ago)

You mean like have I been watching the trend of Nevaeh in the two years since that article was published?

― jaymc, Monday, 10 November 2008 22:15 (sixteen years ago)

It's like #31 in the US now. #4 in New Mexico, wtf.

― jaymc, Monday, 10 November 2008 22:17 (sixteen years ago)

was reading that article and wondered how it was doing now

thats why i asked you

dont be a smart ass dogg

― and what, Monday, 10 November 2008 22:19 (sixteen years ago)

Not trying to be a smart-ass, just clarifying -- although I guess it does read a little gabbnebbish, sorry.

― jaymc, Monday, 10 November 2008 22:22 (sixteen years ago)

nahh its all love i figured your thing was tracking weirdo rise of baby names so id ask - any other ones like that from the last 5 yrs

― and what, Monday, 10 November 2008 22:26 (sixteen years ago)

Nevah Agayun.

― I Want to Change the Way The Site Looks... (libcrypt), Monday, 10 November 2008 22:27 (sixteen years ago)

Dear JMC:

I have met two women named Chelsea in the past month, each one in her early twenties. What has the trendline been for this name over the past century?

Thx,
Eric

― Eazy, Monday, 10 November 2008 22:28 (sixteen years ago)

Whoa I have been around a lot of freshly-made New Mexicans but no Neveahs! I do know however, two girls name Kahtia and two named Kaile (kai-ee-luh). Watch out, jaymc!

― Abbott of the Trapezoid Monks (Abbott), Monday, 10 November 2008 22:28 (sixteen years ago)

will jaymc be following this baby name trend?: http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/10/us/politics/10babies.html?_r=1&oref=slogin

― robotsinlove, Monday, 10 November 2008 22:29 (sixteen years ago)

Think of all the religious names you could spell backward! E.g., Dog! Reyarp! Pihsrow!

― I Want to Change the Way The Site Looks... (libcrypt), Monday, 10 November 2008 22:30 (sixteen years ago)

Susej!

― I Want to Change the Way The Site Looks... (libcrypt), Monday, 10 November 2008 22:31 (sixteen years ago)

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51P87Q85h-L._SS500_.jpg

― and what, Monday, 10 November 2008 22:32 (sixteen years ago)

y-trap

― Jordan, Monday, 10 November 2008 22:34 (sixteen years ago)

any other ones like that from the last 5 yrs

The other big one in the last five years is probably Addison, which has gone (since 2003) 190-160-106-28-11.

― jaymc, Monday, 10 November 2008 22:34 (sixteen years ago)

^^ all conceived in the allies around Wrigley Field, obv

― nabisco, Monday, 10 November 2008 22:36 (sixteen years ago)

Wait, don't fundies freak out whenever anyone inverts their holy shiz? They don't like the cross being upside down, why's heaven backwards get a pass?

― Trayce, Monday, 10 November 2008 22:38 (sixteen years ago)

Lleh

(That is one letter away from my ridic middle name btw, Leah, which is pronounced "lay," wtf mom & dad?)

― Abbott of the Trapezoid Monks (Abbott), Monday, 10 November 2008 22:41 (sixteen years ago)

Heal thyself, abbs.

― I Want to Change the Way The Site Looks... (libcrypt), Monday, 10 November 2008 22:43 (sixteen years ago)

namyohorendenkyo

― Abbott of the Trapezoid Monks (Abbott), Monday, 10 November 2008 22:44 (sixteen years ago)

I have met two women named Chelsea in the past month, each one in her early twenties. What has the trendline been for this name over the past century?

This is a really great question because I've never investigated this name and it's particularly interesting.

Chelsea debuted in the top 1000 in 1969 (#706), most likely because of the Joni Mitchell song "Chelsea Morning," which was released that year (along with a cover by Judy Collins). For the entire next decade, it hangs around the lower reaches of the chart, never higher than the 400s -- and then inexplicably surges to #171 in 1982. (I can't tell if there's a cultural explanation for that or not.) From then on, it slowly climbs up until peaking at #15 in 1992. Its fall has mostly been a mirror image of its rise, and it's currently at #209.

What I'm most curious about, however, is whether this was a natural trajectory, or whether the introduction to the public of Chelsea Clinton in 1992 had any effect on the name's popularity. Since the name was already #18 in 1991, it's hard to tell whether the slight jump up to #15 the following year was Clinton-related or not. Similarly, one could argue that the decline was because the name was too associated with the Clinton daughter, but that's not absolutely certain since the name doesn't drop as dramatically as, say, Monica does in 1999.

As far as these early 20s girls go, it's not too surprising, I guess. The name moved from #84 to #33 between 1984 and '88, and Minnesota rankings look to be fairly consistent with the national ones.

― jaymc, Monday, 10 November 2008 22:52 (sixteen years ago)

how the hell is leah ridiculous?
fairly common jewish name

― velko, Monday, 10 November 2008 22:54 (sixteen years ago)

i mean, as biblical names go, you could do a lot worse

― velko, Monday, 10 November 2008 22:55 (sixteen years ago)

Leah is not ridic at all but saying "no it is pronounced LAY"

is the silly part

IMO.

Plus it always reminded me of "laying on of hands" in church in which a bunch of old dudes would stack their hands on your head and pray (for healing, or the holy ghost, or other things...baptisms by proxy). This was an uncomfortable little endurance feat.

― Abbott of the Trapezoid Monks (Abbott), Monday, 10 November 2008 22:56 (sixteen years ago)

It's normally Lay-uh or Lee-ah, yes?

― Abbott of the Trapezoid Monks (Abbott), Monday, 10 November 2008 22:57 (sixteen years ago)

will jaymc be following this baby name trend?: http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/10/us/politics/10babies.html?_r=1&oref=slogin

Yeah, I read that last night. I'm mostly wondering whether it will have any effect on the 2008 data or whether these babies are coming too late in the year to make a noticeable impact. Although it wouldn't surprise me to see Michelle make a slight jump this year -- whereas parents may have been hesitant to name their kids "Barack" because the inspiration is too obvious (and may have waited until he was actually elected president, anyway, so as not to burden their child with the name of an also-ran), Michelle isn't linked as closely with the future First Lady but is nevertheless "in the air."

― jaymc, Monday, 10 November 2008 23:00 (sixteen years ago)

i usually hear Lay-uh

someone my wife grew up with is named Ian, pronounced Eye-on, wtf??

― velko, Monday, 10 November 2008 23:01 (sixteen years ago)

Thanks, J. -- when I met Chelsea #2 (a Lousiana native) last night, I knew I'd have to ask you.

― Eazy, Monday, 10 November 2008 23:01 (sixteen years ago)

You know, I only mentioned Minnesota because I mistakenly thought I was addressing Eric H.! Louisiana, along with the rest of the South, was a little slow on the Chelsea train, but by 1987 it had caught up with the rest of the country.

― jaymc, Monday, 10 November 2008 23:07 (sixteen years ago)

someone my wife grew up with is named Ian, pronounced Eye-on, wtf??

http://www.lacoctelera.com/myfiles/quefuede/Ian%20Ziering01.jpg

― jaymc, Monday, 10 November 2008 23:08 (sixteen years ago)

http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk277/testlog/motivators/ioncannon.jpg

― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Monday, 10 November 2008 23:12 (sixteen years ago)

Yeah, I guess Ian Ziering is "Eye-in" rather than "Eye-on."

― jaymc, Monday, 10 November 2008 23:13 (sixteen years ago)

yeah, it's like the charged particle. his parents were born in korea, so maybe they weren't sure about the pronounciation.

― velko, Monday, 10 November 2008 23:16 (sixteen years ago)

Catian or Anian?

― Abbott of the Trapezoid Monks (Abbott), Monday, 10 November 2008 23:16 (sixteen years ago)

one year passes...

I was actually thinking of this thread the other day! I had some time to kill on Sunday night, so I went down to the Velvet Lounge and had a couple beers and watched this jazz quartet. At one point, I was watching the drummer and I realized, why he's hitting the ride on every beat! And for a second it was kind of irritating, and then I stopped focusing on it and I was fine.
― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, May 6, 2005 12:00 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark

There's something really adorable about this post from the jazz drumming thread

― is breads of india still tite (admrl), Thursday, 15 July 2010 15:56 (fourteen years ago)

I think it's

1. The use of "why"
2. The fact that this was irritating only "for a second"...and then it was fine

― is breads of india still tite (admrl), Thursday, 15 July 2010 15:57 (fourteen years ago)

Haha. <3

― jaymc, Thursday, 15 July 2010 16:03 (fourteen years ago)

Someone should draw illustrations for this story a la Harvey Pekar

― is breads of india still tite (admrl), Thursday, 15 July 2010 16:07 (fourteen years ago)

Too soon.

― jaymc, Thursday, 15 July 2010 16:54 (fourteen years ago)

two months pass...

http://www.lrb.co.uk/v32/n18/james-davidson/flat-nose-stocky-and-beautugly

― snrub-n-tug (s1ocki), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 04:07 (fourteen years ago)

Super-interesting! I don't know much about the history of baby names, nor aabout situations outside the U.S., so that was a welcome read. Thanks, slocks.

― jaymc, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 05:02 (fourteen years ago)

four months pass...

OK Jaymc, this is freaking me out:

Casting Call for ILX: THE MOVIE

― ENBB, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 15:44 (fourteen years ago)

Haaa.

― Tyler/Perry's "Dude (Looks Like a Lady)" (jaymc), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 15:45 (fourteen years ago)

Is that British or American Skins?

― Tyler/Perry's "Dude (Looks Like a Lady)" (jaymc), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 15:46 (fourteen years ago)

British. I just stared watching it on Netflix. He's one of the teachers and the second they showed him I was like omg. Did you know about this?

― ENBB, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 15:47 (fourteen years ago)

No.

Other photos of the actor are less convincing, tho:

http://www.curtisbrown.co.uk/file.ashx?image=4435&height=272&width=272

― Tyler/Perry's "Dude (Looks Like a Lady)" (jaymc), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 16:12 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah I sort of thought that but on the show and with the glasses etc. he could be your not quite identical but pretty damn close twin.

― ENBB, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 16:13 (fourteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/YgnH1.jpg

― Neu! romancer (dayo), Sunday, 27 February 2011 01:59 (fourteen years ago)

a worthy addition

― kelpolaris, Sunday, 27 February 2011 02:41 (fourteen years ago)

Looking over at him at EMP as I type.

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 27 February 2011 02:59 (fourteen years ago)

six months pass...

he is getting married today

― congratulations (n/a), Saturday, 17 September 2011 19:52 (thirteen years ago)

Congratulations to him!

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 17 September 2011 19:54 (thirteen years ago)

Jaymc has new answers.

― Jeff, Saturday, 17 September 2011 19:58 (thirteen years ago)

Our little Jay is all grown up.

― Antonio Carlos Broheem (WmC), Saturday, 17 September 2011 19:59 (thirteen years ago)

awww congrats jaymc!

― your mom the burrito (ENBB), Saturday, 17 September 2011 19:59 (thirteen years ago)

Yaymc!

― some lady (La Lechera), Saturday, 17 September 2011 20:00 (thirteen years ago)

wow! congrats buddy.

― hardcore oatmeal (Jordan), Saturday, 17 September 2011 20:00 (thirteen years ago)

Congratulations to him!

― robocop last year was a 'shop (sic), Saturday, 17 September 2011 20:09 (thirteen years ago)

yo congrats homie

― markers, Saturday, 17 September 2011 20:11 (thirteen years ago)

hey yay jay

― incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 17 September 2011 20:20 (thirteen years ago)

On the way to the nuptials.

― Corn Maze to the Dark Side (Eazy), Saturday, 17 September 2011 20:47 (thirteen years ago)

He is getting married just one day after another popular crossword comstructor. Kudos!

― When I Stop Meming (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 17 September 2011 20:55 (thirteen years ago)

I've confirmed thar jaymc is indeed attending his wedding.

― Jeff, Saturday, 17 September 2011 21:45 (thirteen years ago)

Aw I could cry. Nice to see a wedding instead of a funeral. Best wishes!

― Gavin McLayoff (u s steel), Saturday, 17 September 2011 22:20 (thirteen years ago)

Didn't know it was so soon, congrats to jaymc!!!

― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Saturday, 17 September 2011 22:38 (thirteen years ago)

Ok. He's married now. Congratulations, I just live ilx'ed your wedding.

― Jeff, Saturday, 17 September 2011 22:45 (thirteen years ago)

congrats!

― tehresa, Saturday, 17 September 2011 22:46 (thirteen years ago)

Congratulations, jaymc.

― emil.y, Saturday, 17 September 2011 22:49 (thirteen years ago)

"This song, originally recorded by Chicago soul group The Marvelows, was revived in 1982 by The J. Geils Band."

― Pleasant Plains, Sunday, 18 September 2011 00:00 (thirteen years ago)

Thought it was Bobby Womack and the Valentinos. Oh wait

― When I Stop Meming (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 18 September 2011 00:05 (thirteen years ago)

Congrats jaymc! Marriage is awesome, am doing it (again) myself next month.

― quincie, Sunday, 18 September 2011 00:35 (thirteen years ago)

congratulation jaymc!

― partistan (dayo), Sunday, 18 September 2011 00:37 (thirteen years ago)

our little visicalc is all excel 2010

congrats dude!

― mookieproof, Sunday, 18 September 2011 00:51 (thirteen years ago)

how on earth will they choose babby names???

― quincie, Sunday, 18 September 2011 00:55 (thirteen years ago)

my wedding day was one of the happiest of my life, hope the same goes for you, jaymc

― some dude, Sunday, 18 September 2011 00:56 (thirteen years ago)

Jaymc.xls was mentioned in the first toast.

― Jeff, Sunday, 18 September 2011 01:12 (thirteen years ago)

Hahah brilliant.

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 18 September 2011 02:43 (thirteen years ago)

Congratulations!!

― NoTimeBeforeTime, Sunday, 18 September 2011 09:27 (thirteen years ago)

awesome jay!

― remy bean, Sunday, 18 September 2011 13:07 (thirteen years ago)

congratulations jaymc!

*makes note*

― zvookster, Sunday, 18 September 2011 13:12 (thirteen years ago)

Congrats Jaymc!

― Vision Kreayshawn Newsun (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 18 September 2011 14:11 (thirteen years ago)

congratulations, jay!

― Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 18 September 2011 14:30 (thirteen years ago)

Congratulations!

― starring EDWARD WOODWARD (Drugs A. Money), Sunday, 18 September 2011 14:40 (thirteen years ago)

― pullapartsquirrel (Jenny), Sunday, 18 September 2011 14:49 (thirteen years ago)

Thanks, everyone! The hangover has finally worn off...

The photos have also started to roll in:

http://oi54.tinypic.com/a09kjq.jpg

― America's Test Hitchens (jaymc), Sunday, 18 September 2011 20:28 (thirteen years ago)

awwwwww. congrats! you guys look radiant and i love Kr's dress!!!

― horseshoe, Sunday, 18 September 2011 20:30 (thirteen years ago)

Oh damn, I just thought people were bumping this to bother you into updating the dead pool results. I see you've been busy...

CONGRATS!

― rustic italian flatbread, Sunday, 18 September 2011 20:32 (thirteen years ago)

Ha, and I totally just updated the dead pool results, too.

― jaymc, Sunday, 18 September 2011 20:33 (thirteen years ago)

^^^Best of both worlds...Congrats dude.

― The Man With The Flavored Toothpick (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 18 September 2011 20:37 (thirteen years ago)

lol

― rustic italian flatbread, Sunday, 18 September 2011 20:39 (thirteen years ago)

Nice pic! I love your wife's dress too! :)

― ᒓᴥᒔ (ENBB), Sunday, 18 September 2011 20:42 (thirteen years ago)

congratulations!!

― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Sunday, 18 September 2011 20:49 (thirteen years ago)

Please note officant/chilxor Jenny in the background, and her ilx crowdsourced RED SHOES!!

― some lady (La Lechera), Sunday, 18 September 2011 20:57 (thirteen years ago)

omg Jenny! i love your dress, too!

― horseshoe, Sunday, 18 September 2011 20:58 (thirteen years ago)

officiant, not officant
traficant

awesome wedding pic btw, mister!

― some lady (La Lechera), Sunday, 18 September 2011 20:59 (thirteen years ago)

Aw, Jenny!

― ᒓᴥᒔ (ENBB), Sunday, 18 September 2011 21:12 (thirteen years ago)

Yes, Jenny totally officiated our wedding, and she rocked it as we knew she would.

― jaymc, Sunday, 18 September 2011 22:30 (thirteen years ago)

Sup.

That's a great picture. You look so happy!

― pullapartsquirrel (Jenny), Sunday, 18 September 2011 23:05 (thirteen years ago)

Congratulations!

― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 19 September 2011 08:20 (thirteen years ago)

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