Kirsten Dunst - pwoar! Love them breasts! [not safe for work obviously]

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Seriously - does she get nekkid in Wimbledon or is this just a hell of a teaser trailer?

― .Perverted Pete., Thursday, 21 October 2004 12:09 (twenty-one years ago)

"perverted"

― :|, Thursday, 21 October 2004 12:12 (twenty-one years ago)

no, she doesn't. or at least, her nakedness is concealed to the cinema-goer (there is a brief shower scene).

now run along calum, you little scamp.

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Thursday, 21 October 2004 12:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Bah!

Anyone know her? Can they tell her to take roles which require gratuitious and unneccessary nudity?

― Perverted Pete.., Thursday, 21 October 2004 12:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Ewwww do you want to see a woman's tits you are a true sicko and sexist TO BOOT

― Andrew Blood Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 21 October 2004 12:19 (twenty-one years ago)

P-woar? Say this out loud.

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Thursday, 21 October 2004 12:19 (twenty-one years ago)

P-Funk? Let's sing this all together

― Andrew Blood Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 21 October 2004 12:20 (twenty-one years ago)

P-Diddy? Push me off a cliff!

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 21 October 2004 12:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Who cares about breasts? Let's talk about PENISES!!!!

― Kissing Time At The Pleasure Unit (kate), Thursday, 21 October 2004 12:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Now I never posted any nudity - that's fat ass doing that one. Sexist as hell I say.

I just wanted to talk about how cute Kirsten Dunst's breasts are. Sexiest chest ever?

― Perverted Pete.., Thursday, 21 October 2004 12:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Why is the choice on ILX always between Kirtsten Dunst etc. and dirty drone rock boys?

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Thursday, 21 October 2004 12:25 (twenty-one years ago)

We need more Diana Rigg

― Andrew Blood Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 21 October 2004 12:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually it's the "dirty drone rock" prefixing the "boys" that vexes me. I feel like making a thread for just posting head shots of clean cut guys from second tier TV shows.

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Thursday, 21 October 2004 12:27 (twenty-one years ago)

DIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTY!

ihttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v26/PennyLane128/The%20Libertines/omfg.jpg

― Kissing Time At The Pleasure Unit (kate), Thursday, 21 October 2004 12:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Damn.

― Kissing Time At The Pleasure Unit (kate), Thursday, 21 October 2004 12:28 (twenty-one years ago)

kirsten dunst's vadge is much cuter than her breasts.

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 21 October 2004 12:29 (twenty-one years ago)

http://hqpics4ufree.xratedcities.com/pics/0304.html

― Perverted.. Pete, Thursday, 21 October 2004 12:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Now why can't I post pics of cute naked girls?

― Perverted Pete.., Thursday, 21 October 2004 12:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Did someone say "Perverted Pete"? Your wish is my command!

― Kissing Time At The Pleasure Unit (kate), Thursday, 21 October 2004 12:32 (twenty-one years ago)

kristen DUMPSTS in a big banana suit, perhaps.

For you, calum, this is as close as you'll get, I fear:

http://members.fortunecity.com/noops242/fcnoops_kirsten_dunst_spiderman.html

I note, in the approx 50s it took to find this, that r0bbs c3l3bs has a "celebrity gossip" yahoo group. Perhaps it wd be worth you singing up, calzer? I also not that alphabetically, next to kirsten d, is kitten natividad, who i find to be abt 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 x more attractive, meself.

(x-post, you are unable to post images b/c your html skillz are k-lame haha haha haha haha)

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 21 October 2004 12:35 (twenty-one years ago)

What's annoying is that if fat ass Kate did a thread about, I dunno, Keanu Reeve's schlong I'd not troll on it and post pics of naked girls. I'd ignore it. But poor old Kate is obviously so full of self-loating as she approaches the big 40 that she has to sit on ILX and decide that threads on Kirsten dunst need spammed beyond belief. Very sad and unfortunate.

Kitten Natitivad really says everything about Pash's taste in women. She's a minger dude.

― Perverted Pete.., Thursday, 21 October 2004 12:38 (twenty-one years ago)

How about a rousing chorus of "Perverted Pete Saw Another Man's Penis (And He Quite Enjoyed That)!!!"?

― Kissing Time At The Pleasure Unit (kate), Thursday, 21 October 2004 12:39 (twenty-one years ago)

18 months on, what has everyone learned?

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Thursday, 21 October 2004 12:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh that's original. How long did that take you to think up?

― Perverted Pete..., Thursday, 21 October 2004 12:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Peter Saw Another Man's Penis (And He Quite Enjoyed It)

― Kissing Time At The Pleasure Unit (kate), Thursday, 21 October 2004 12:45 (twenty-one years ago)

The only thing wrong w/stevem's pronouncement is that it's s.th. like 3 yrs, not 18 months. I DON'T CARE IT'S JUST A BREAK FROM FIXING BROKEN DYSON DC07S ANYWAY.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 21 October 2004 12:46 (twenty-one years ago)

That dyson, he's such a nuisance.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 21 October 2004 12:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I am bored out of my mind with doing dyslexic marketing statistics and no one has posted anything funny on SleepingWithTheNME in several hours. :-(

― Kissing Time At The Pleasure Unit (kate), Thursday, 21 October 2004 12:47 (twenty-one years ago)

did someone say "Diana Rigg"?
http://www.ideal-hosting.co.uk/~go-quick/pics/avenge01.jpg

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 21 October 2004 12:47 (twenty-one years ago)

but isn't it depressing to think that 18 months from now all this may still be happening?

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Thursday, 21 October 2004 12:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I've met Diana Rigg!

― Perverted Pete..., Thursday, 21 October 2004 12:49 (twenty-one years ago)

It's not really depressing, Steve, I don't really care enough, to be honest. "the damage has been done", sort of.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 21 October 2004 12:53 (twenty-one years ago)

We just playing... ;-)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/milkyeros/489.jpg

― Kissing Time At The Pleasure Unit (kate), Thursday, 21 October 2004 12:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Well you can't really complain about any pic of The Libertines...

― Perverted Pete.., Thursday, 21 October 2004 12:54 (twenty-one years ago)

PETE DOHERTY'S BITCH TITS!!!! - PHWOAR!!! LOVE THOSE BREASTS!!!

― Kissing Time At The Pleasure Unit (kate), Thursday, 21 October 2004 12:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Wait, Calum, you're actually a fan of the Libertines' *music*?!?!?

Suddenly something makes sense...

― Kissing Time At The Pleasure Unit (kate), Thursday, 21 October 2004 12:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Icky, perverted sense, but still.

― Kissing Time At The Pleasure Unit (kate), Thursday, 21 October 2004 12:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I love The Libertines dumbass.

But this was a thread about Kirsten Dunst and I honestly do think she has the best breasts ever.

― Perverted Pete..., Thursday, 21 October 2004 12:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Awww, do we see a beautiful friendship blossoming?

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 21 October 2004 12:57 (twenty-one years ago)

You utter fool!

::rolls on the floor laughing::

x-post, obviously not to PinX0r.

― Kissing Time At The Pleasure Unit (kate), Thursday, 21 October 2004 12:58 (twenty-one years ago)

It's so sweet how you two play fight!!

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 21 October 2004 13:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Kate and Calum, sitting on at tree...

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 21 October 2004 13:01 (twenty-one years ago)

::snog::

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v155/TearJerkDirk/CarlPete.jpg

― Kissing Time At The Pleasure Unit (kate), Thursday, 21 October 2004 13:04 (twenty-one years ago)

::IT'S KISSING TIME INDEED!!!::

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-8/812082/petecarlluv.jpg

― Kissing Time At The Pleasure Unit (kate), Thursday, 21 October 2004 13:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Ha ha - it took me a while to figure out Pashmina was talking about a vacuum!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 21 October 2004 13:11 (twenty-one years ago)

::GRAB MY BITCH TITS, BABY!!!::

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-8/812082/whatiscarlgrabbingexactly.jpg

― Kissing Time At The Pleasure Unit (kate), Thursday, 21 October 2004 13:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I wonder why Calum doesn't like my Libertines photos...

― Kissing Time At The Pleasure Unit (kate), Thursday, 21 October 2004 13:13 (twenty-one years ago)

It's a question of endowment, see.

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Thursday, 21 October 2004 13:15 (twenty-one years ago)

For example, Calum doesn't fancy Mandy Moore or Venus Williams. But he likes Kirsten, Lil Kim, RuPaul and Meatloaf.

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Thursday, 21 October 2004 13:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Are the Libertines the male tATu? I've never understood the gay thing.

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 21 October 2004 13:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Did somebody say MALE TATU?!?!?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/venusbird/The%20Libertines/libertines33.jpg

Man, why have none of these ever made it to Up The Ass Corner? I might read Viz if they did!

― Kissing Time At The Pleasure Unit (kate), Thursday, 21 October 2004 13:19 (twenty-one years ago)

http://images.google.com/images?q=dyson+dc07&hl=en&btnG=Google+Search

see them cone-shaped things above the clear recovery bin? If you have a pet animal in yr house, or a deep pile carpet, or long hair or suchlike, they get blocked up & the machine stops sux0r|ng. This is very boring indeed, but fixing it is a decent source of income for me at the moment.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 21 October 2004 13:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I agree about one thing here though - MORE DIANA RIGG!

http://www.poster.net/rigg-diana/rigg-diana-photo-diana-rigg-6204023.jpg

http://www.candyguns.com/dianarigg7.jpg

http://jamesbond007.net/galerie/diana2.jpg

http://www.autographs-ink.com/Rigg.jpg

http://www.poster.net/rigg-diana/rigg-diana-photo-diana-rigg-6202319.jpg

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Thursday, 21 October 2004 13:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Calum will call you over to fix his pump soon. Beware, I hear he's a lousy tipper.

x-post

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Thursday, 21 October 2004 13:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Ha ha ha ha

(I agree w/r/t diana rigg)

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 21 October 2004 13:23 (twenty-one years ago)

His pump? His LICK MY LOVE PUMP?!?!?!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/milkyeros/824.jpg

(Ok, it's a microphone not a lovepump, but still.)

― Kissing Time At The Pleasure Unit (kate), Thursday, 21 October 2004 13:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Kate, I don't give a shit about your Libertines pics. I have one of them on my wall, actually, and my own girlfriend is the one who goes "yuech, two guys almost-kinda-kissing" rather than myself or any of my friends. This is the thing: I don't even give a shit about your pics of naked guys. Why would it bother me?

I do wonder, however, why a thread about Kirsten Dunst's breasts should have to be spammed with such pictures so that a fat-assed near-forty year old internet henk can carry some kind of half-witted agenda against heterosexual desire. At least that is what seems like to me.

― Perverted Pete..., Thursday, 21 October 2004 13:29 (twenty-one years ago)

SMOOCH!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/milkyeros/782.jpg

― Kissing Time At The Pleasure Unit (kate), Thursday, 21 October 2004 13:30 (twenty-one years ago)

These Libertines are repulsive. Please no more.

― Cathy (Cathy), Thursday, 21 October 2004 13:31 (twenty-one years ago)

PLEASE, no more.

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Thursday, 21 October 2004 13:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Middle fingah to the haterz!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/venusbird/The%20Libertines/05d8025d.jpg

― Kissing Time At The Pleasure Unit (kate), Thursday, 21 October 2004 13:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Please?

― Cathy (Cathy), Thursday, 21 October 2004 13:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Were you really reading this thread?

That's an honest question.

― Kissing Time At The Pleasure Unit (kate), Thursday, 21 October 2004 13:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I mean, come on! Bitch tits and chocolate!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/milkyeros/np.jpg

― Kissing Time At The Pleasure Unit (kate), Thursday, 21 October 2004 13:39 (twenty-one years ago)

ihttp://www.redlighthost.com/voyeur/xeonpiter/jma/04_jma.jpg

― Hot Blonde Girl Naked, Thursday, 21 October 2004 13:41 (twenty-one years ago)

ihttp://www.redlighthost.com/voyeur/xeonpiter/jma/02_jma.jpg

― Hot Blonde Girl Naked, Thursday, 21 October 2004 13:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Hard to believe Kate is almost 40. It is sad really.

― Perverted Pete,, Thursday, 21 October 2004 13:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Soooooooooooooo, who here hasn't kissed a man?

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Thursday, 21 October 2004 13:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Man, I love deja-vu.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 21 October 2004 13:45 (twenty-one years ago)

+ yeah, i mean no-one who is over the age of, say, 35 is allowed to fancy anyone anymore haha.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 21 October 2004 13:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey, they say a woman reaches her sexual peak at the age of 39... can't wait!

― Kissing Time At The Pleasure Unit (kate), Thursday, 21 October 2004 13:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh those English teeth...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/milkyeros/153.jpg

Clearly Albion comes with an NHS dentist shortage, too...

― Kissing Time At The Pleasure Unit (kate), Thursday, 21 October 2004 13:52 (twenty-one years ago)

AAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS dimples!!!

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v289/albionsailor/329.jpg

And look, is that Calum, to the left of Pete, begging an autograph?

― Kissing Time At The Pleasure Unit (kate), Thursday, 21 October 2004 13:56 (twenty-one years ago)

and who is that, further back, saying "DON'T TRY IT!!!"

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 21 October 2004 14:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Diana Rigg's sexier than that Pete Libertine.

xpost I've never kissed a man. Does that make me emotionally stunted?

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Thursday, 21 October 2004 14:12 (twenty-one years ago)

(Actually, I think that Diana Rigg's toothbrush is sexier than Pete Libertine, but you know... I'm always a sucker for boyboylove :-) )

― Kissing Time At The Pleasure Unit (kate), Thursday, 21 October 2004 14:18 (twenty-one years ago)

oh god, no more pics of carl barat half naked please.

― DVD (dickvandyke), Thursday, 21 October 2004 15:18 (twenty-one years ago)

more of diana rigg though.

― DVD (dickvandyke), Thursday, 21 October 2004 15:18 (twenty-one years ago)

What? More pictures of Carl Barat naked please, did you say?

Your wish is my command!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v129/Anjoely/The%20Libertines/40a2a848.jpg

― Kissing Time At The Pleasure Unit (kate), Thursday, 21 October 2004 15:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Is Kate the new obnoxious picture posting fule???!?!

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Thursday, 21 October 2004 15:22 (twenty-one years ago)

oh my god, nooooooooo. i could tolerate them if they didnt all have pete looking so unhealthy.

ive seen carl get naked onstage by the way, and it sent the girls all around me into delirium. i think the collective moisture in the audience increased ten fold.

― DVD (dickvandyke), Thursday, 21 October 2004 15:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Have you ever seen a human being this colour before? I mean, they're so grey they looks positively Burroughsian, like they're gonna turn into giant insects and start milking arab boys for mugwump any second...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v129/Anjoely/The%20Libertines/7828bcd2.jpg

― Kissing Time At The Pleasure Unit (kate), Thursday, 21 October 2004 15:25 (twenty-one years ago)

he looks so gross. yuck. he looks like the fly. or as if hes gonna much the mic any second. UGH.

hes fucked up his voice too, idiot.

― DVD (dickvandyke), Thursday, 21 October 2004 15:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Any second now that microphone is gonna start sprouting insect wings and fly up their asses cause it's not a microphone, it' STEELY DAN NUMBER 4!¬!! MWAH HAH HAH HAH!!!

― Kissing Time At The Pleasure Unit (kate), Thursday, 21 October 2004 15:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Last one, I promise...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v129/Anjoely/The%20Libertines/197ac159.jpg

I can't believe he can practically get that whole mic in his mouth. He must be HOTT at teabagging.

― Kissing Time At The Pleasure Unit (kate), Thursday, 21 October 2004 15:32 (twenty-one years ago)

honestly, that guy makes me want to hurl.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 21 October 2004 15:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Kate P-Woar.

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Thursday, 21 October 2004 15:32 (twenty-one years ago)

The way he is sucking that mic makes me wish I were a bloke. Seriously.

― Kissing Time At The Pleasure Unit (kate), Thursday, 21 October 2004 15:34 (twenty-one years ago)

carl is something of a beautiful man. i can say that without flinching.

― DVD (dickvandyke), Thursday, 21 October 2004 15:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought he was a girl the first time I saw him. It almost turned me gay!

― Kissing Time At The Pleasure Unit (kate), Thursday, 21 October 2004 15:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I was kinda disappointed to scroll down after reading that second-to-last Kate post and find it wasn't Calum.

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Thursday, 21 October 2004 15:36 (twenty-one years ago)

can i just use this opportunity to say that the new babyshamble single sounds like something pete shat out in about 7.3 minutes? i mean, apart from the odd flash of lyrical cleverness, its another sign that hes wasting his talents (and yes, im one of the few who think he actually had some!). stay off that crack, you nob.

― DVD (dickvandyke), Thursday, 21 October 2004 15:37 (twenty-one years ago)

If you can't ~~beat off~~ beat em, join em!

x-post ... WHO CARES WHAT THEY SOUND LIKE?!?!? NO ONE (except maybe Calum) ACTUALLY LIKES THEM FOR THE MUSIC!!! IT'S LIVING FAN FICTION!!!! IT'S HOLLYOAKS WITH LEATHER JACKETS AND BETTER DRUGS!!! COME ON!!!!!!!!

― Kissing Time At The Pleasure Unit (kate), Thursday, 21 October 2004 15:39 (twenty-one years ago)

OI, I LIKE THE LIBERTINES AND IM NOT AFRAID TO ADMIT IT! I DONT CARE IF THE INTRO TO THE NEW SINGLE IS PLAYED WITH ABOUT AS MUCH SKILL AS IF IT WAS STRUMMED BY A HAMSTER, I STILL LIKE IT!

― DVD (dickvandyke), Thursday, 21 October 2004 15:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I sort of like them. I guess I've only heard one song.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 21 October 2004 15:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Now can we get opinions on Kirsten Dunst's gorgeous boobs?

― Perverted Pete.., Thursday, 21 October 2004 16:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Who's Kirsten Dunst? Is she that chick what plays drums for Babyshambles?

― Kissing Time At The Pleasure Unit (kate), Thursday, 21 October 2004 16:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Her boobs are nice.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 21 October 2004 16:07 (twenty-one years ago)

has she really got great breasts though? they dont seem that great. shes been looking dowdier and dowdier in the spiderman films though, not sure why. she was nice in the 1st one.

now josie moran, SHE has great breasts.

― DVD (dickvandyke), Thursday, 21 October 2004 16:08 (twenty-one years ago)

i like the scene in Eternal Sunshine where Dunst is stoned

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Thursday, 21 October 2004 16:09 (twenty-one years ago)

or rather her character is

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Thursday, 21 October 2004 16:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Penises are horrible.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Thursday, 21 October 2004 16:09 (twenty-one years ago)

As are man nipples.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Thursday, 21 October 2004 16:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Tell that to architecture xpost

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 21 October 2004 16:11 (twenty-one years ago)

ARGH stop talking about Kirsten Dunst!!!!askldjfa;slkdfj

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Thursday, 21 October 2004 16:14 (twenty-one years ago)

stop talking about the Libertines or I'll throw a fucking bag of nickels at you

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Thursday, 21 October 2004 16:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Make it a nickel bag and it's a deal. ;-)

― Kissing Time At The Pleasure Unit (kate), Thursday, 21 October 2004 16:18 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www2.zonnet.nl/gallery2/albums/album26/nickelback.jpg

"hello"

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Thursday, 21 October 2004 16:21 (twenty-one years ago)

AAACCKCKCKCKCKCKKKK!!! AAACCCCKKKKK!!! MY EYES!!!!

DUDE, THAT IS THE MOST WORK UNSAFE THING I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!!

― Kissing Time At The Pleasure Unit (kate), Thursday, 21 October 2004 16:23 (twenty-one years ago)

ihttp://www.cyberxxxhost.com/users/sxi/joanne/joanne02.jpg

― Joanne Fan, Thursday, 21 October 2004 16:30 (twenty-one years ago)

a moderator needs to rename this thread to "LIBERTINES HOMOEROTICISM THREAD #987498237498"

― still bevens (bscrubbins), Thursday, 21 October 2004 18:38 (twenty-one years ago)

WOMEN AND THE MALE HOMOEROTICISM FETISH

― DVD (dickvandyke), Thursday, 21 October 2004 18:44 (twenty-one years ago)

(wishing I could go back to the slightly shameful -- yet exciting -- moment right before I clicked on this thread)

― Clusterfuck at the Baja Fresh Salsa Bar (Ben Boyer), Thursday, 21 October 2004 21:25 (twenty-one years ago)

this is as good as i could get on google image search:

http://www.thisisbradford.co.uk/bradford__district/leisure/cinema/jpg/getoverit.jpg

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 21 October 2004 21:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh wait:

http://www.alexfish.com/kirsten_d/kirsten_dunst008.jpg

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 21 October 2004 21:30 (twenty-one years ago)

closer to the nipple:
http://www.celeb-galleries.com/celebs/kirsten_dunst/kirsten_dunst02.jpg

― Loose Translation: Sexy Dancer (sexyDancer), Thursday, 21 October 2004 21:36 (twenty-one years ago)

scratch that link doesn't work

― Loose Translation: Sexy Dancer (sexyDancer), Thursday, 21 October 2004 21:37 (twenty-one years ago)

omg that kirsten dunst photo with the most unfortunate background shade

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 21 October 2004 22:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I like how every picture C*l*m has tried to post under various pseudonyms on this thread are from paysites, which is why they don't show up.

But you guys had figured that out already, right?

I especially liked the one that said "By clicking 'YES' you confirm you are over 18 and accept the call charges of £1.50 a minute while connected to this service."

― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Friday, 22 October 2004 09:39 (twenty-one years ago)

If The Libertines ever decide to charge for linking to images from their site, I'm in deep shit. ;-)

― Kissing Time At The Pleasure Unit (kate), Friday, 22 October 2004 09:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Or you might just have to give up?

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 22 October 2004 09:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I think the rest of us would be relieved, however.

x-post

― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Friday, 22 October 2004 09:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Just for that... you know the Frinkiness thread has about 6 new pages on it overnight... I'm sure there's some LOVELY stuff there!

― Kissing Time At The Pleasure Unit (kate), Friday, 22 October 2004 09:49 (twenty-one years ago)

How can Callum afford these paysites on his reduced income?

― What did you do in the war, Dadaismus? (Dada), Friday, 22 October 2004 09:51 (twenty-one years ago)

They are not from paysites you fool. Jeez, they all came from the same site links that I got from a quick Google for nude Jo Guest. Jeezy pheeps... pay for porn, REALLY.

― Perverted Pete..., Friday, 22 October 2004 10:17 (twenty-one years ago)

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-10/860717/petecarlbeer.jpg

What about this girl? Are her legs good enough for ya?

― Kissing Time At The Pleasure Unit (kate), Friday, 22 October 2004 10:17 (twenty-one years ago)

"I got from a quick Google for nude Jo Guest."

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 22 October 2004 10:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe they just don't appear to be from paysites if you already have the cookies from paysites on your hard drives...

Otherwise Calum, how do you explain:

"By pressing "ENTER SITE" you agree to the terms and a connection price of £1.50 per min.

Terms of Service
I am over 18 years old and:
I declare myself to be in physical and mental condition to view sexually explicit adult-oriented material without psychological damage to myself.
I understand that on clicking on "ENTER SITE" a dialer software will be installed on my computer, terminate my current internet connection and dial a premium-rate number 09090242044 with connection price of £1.50 per minute.
The software that installs on your computer changes or destructs absolutly nothing on your computer and deinstalls fully after the call.
The laws of my country allow me to view adult-oriented material. "

That's what comes up off your first link. I'd guess if it doesn't for you then you must already have the dialer installed.

Which means reading this has cost you well over a pound.

― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Friday, 22 October 2004 11:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Uh-oh calum.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 22 October 2004 11:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Callum's Cookies are probably a stone best left unturned

― What did you do in the war, Dadaismus? (Dada), Friday, 22 October 2004 11:49 (twenty-one years ago)

"I declare myself to be in physical and mental condition to view sexually explicit adult-oriented material without psychological damage to myself."

Hahaha oh good grief.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 22 October 2004 11:51 (twenty-one years ago)

My friends cousin looks identical to Kirsten Dunst. A good friend of mine snogged her one night and kept telling her to call him "Spidey" when he was hittin it.

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Friday, 22 October 2004 11:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Your search - "calum's cookies" - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:

- Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
- Try different keywords.
- Try more general keywords.

― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Friday, 22 October 2004 12:02 (twenty-one years ago)

If you aint got no modem installed/plugged in that dialler is going to have a hard job charging you.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Friday, 22 October 2004 12:17 (twenty-one years ago)

OI!!! NOODLES, YOU COULD AT LEAST HAVE LEFT IT AS A LINK!!!

NO FAIR!!!!!!!

― Kissing Time At The Pleasure Unit (kate), Friday, 22 October 2004 13:23 (twenty-one years ago)

ihttp://www.jemiah.com/pix/andybutt.JPG
How about some Sloan ass. I swear to god, this was the first site that came up in google.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 22 October 2004 13:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, that's lovely. But man, it took me AGES to dig that picture back out, and now I've lost the link.

Not that I, ha-HEM, have ever wanted to look at it. Or anything.

Cupid come from coffeecup... sickly heavy eeeeeeyyyyeeesss...

― Kissing Time At The Pleasure Unit (kate), Friday, 22 October 2004 13:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude I don't know but I aint paying for anything! Must be your dialer...

― Perverted Pete..., Friday, 22 October 2004 13:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Either that or they're the sites his dad had already signed up for...

― Kissing Time At The Pleasure Unit (kate), Friday, 22 October 2004 13:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm so disappointed that Jem's picture is too large.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 22 October 2004 13:33 (twenty-one years ago)

HA HA, I didn't even notice whose site that was on! I was too busy contemplating the wonder of Andrew's ass.

― Kissing Time At The Pleasure Unit (kate), Friday, 22 October 2004 13:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Uh... hold on I see what's happened. I just clicked on the links and -urm - these aint the links I posted. I tried to post pics of cute topless Jo Guest and now they go straight to a hardcore pay site. I'm as baffled as anyone...

P.S. Kate my father is not with us anymore. Get a grip.

― Perverted Pete,, Friday, 22 October 2004 13:35 (twenty-one years ago)

"Us" = Relocating Ron and you, of course.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 22 October 2004 13:53 (twenty-one years ago)

urm - these aint the links I posted

Worst. Denial. Ever.

― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Friday, 22 October 2004 13:58 (twenty-one years ago)

"Grip". This thread is officially mutually-masturbatory.

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Friday, 22 October 2004 14:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually Ned "us" would mean my friends and family, including my girlfriend. Which, of course, you do not have but clearly want one judging by your pathetic Friendster profile.

― Perverted Pete..., Friday, 22 October 2004 14:40 (twenty-one years ago)

You seem awfully fixated on my Friendster profile for a guy with an alleged girlfriend.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 22 October 2004 14:44 (twenty-one years ago)

You've got a nerve considering you obsess over everything I post. Tell me a thread of mine you don't jump onto. You spend all your time on here. I feel pity for you Ned of the doughnut-eating tribe.

― Perverted Pete,, Friday, 22 October 2004 14:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Translation: "Ned, I wanna do nothing but eat doughnuts all day with you."

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Friday, 22 October 2004 15:03 (twenty-one years ago)

But Calum, you are a complete loser we all want to just fuck off and leave us alone. Dude, Ned doesn't like you, not that way, and I'm sure if you'd like to show your girlfriend your contributions to ILX you'll quickly find yourself needing love more than ever.

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 22 October 2004 15:40 (twenty-one years ago)

The relationship between Calum and his girl is a lot like the Narrator-Marla-Tyler Fight Club triangle. Except played out by only one person.

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Friday, 22 October 2004 15:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Suddenly I realize that, if you just imagine "Perverted Pete"'s posts as being rapped by Marga Man, much humor is possible.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 22 October 2004 16:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Nickalicious I kiss you. You are a fine genius.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 22 October 2004 16:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Sigh. My girlfriends posted on here before under a moniker. Just a couple of times mind. Whenever we talk about misinformed psuedo-liberal know it alls we use the term "ILX-types", which has become well used among my friends too. A couple of them have posted here before as well. They don't like Ned either.

― Perverted Pete.., Friday, 22 October 2004 16:41 (twenty-one years ago)

EXAMPLE: "ILX types would say you were homophobic for saying that you'd find viewing gay sex unpleasant".

Or maybe:

"ILX types would say that that girl who is clearly a slapper is not really a slapper at all and that you're just being sexist".

― Perverted Pete.., Friday, 22 October 2004 16:43 (twenty-one years ago)

you have many girlfriends now? and wtf's a slapper?

― Sympatico (shmuel), Friday, 22 October 2004 16:50 (twenty-one years ago)

haha me and my flatmate once had an epic discussion that started when I accused him of "acting a bit Calum"

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Friday, 22 October 2004 16:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Calum, poor boy. You're one of the walking wounded; a self-righteous, emotionally retarded, whinger with the graceless self-absorption of a 13 year old. When not plain puerile, your posts are only mildly amusing and usually only with a heavy seasoning of irony that I am forced to supply myself. Other than that, I love ya like a brother. Please start more threads about female body parts so we can help you learn about the wonderous female form.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 22 October 2004 17:08 (twenty-one years ago)

not enough kirsten dunst on this thread

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Saturday, 23 October 2004 01:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Sigh. My girlfriends [RANDY] posted on here [SMOTHERED HIMSELF] before under a moniker [IN WARM FECES]. Just a couple of times mind ["BI"WEEKLY]. Whenever we talk [FANTASIZE] about misinformed [LONG-HAIRED] psuedo-liberal [SOUTHERN CALIFORNIAN] know it alls [BOARD REGULARS] we use [FORGET ABOUT USING]the term "ILX-types" [LUBRICANTS {err, vegetable based because we love animals}] which has become [AND SPUNK FURIOUSLY ON OURSELVES] well used among my friends [AND ON MY FRIENDS] too. A couple of them [THIS OTHER GUY] have posted here before as well [ABOUT WEREWOLVES]. They don't like Ned [FUN] either

― Remy (x Jeremy), Saturday, 23 October 2004 01:46 (twenty-one years ago)

well done!

― Sympatico (shmuel), Saturday, 23 October 2004 08:28 (twenty-one years ago)

All too accurate, I fear. (Not that I fear for Remy, of course.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 23 October 2004 14:20 (twenty-one years ago)

wait, Remy, in what alternate universe would Calum be anywhere near cool enough to hang with the allmighty Conner Smedley????

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Saturday, 23 October 2004 16:26 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

last youtube link I promise

http://www.youtube.com/w/Bring-It-On-Wardrobe-Tests?v=656S5anhwPc&search=bring%20it%20on

― Serge Protecteur (nordicskilla), Saturday, 28 January 2006 23:06 (twenty years ago)

Also some much-needed words of caution:
http://www.voanews.com/specialenglish/2006-01-25-voa1.cfm

― Serge Protecteur (nordicskilla), Saturday, 28 January 2006 23:09 (twenty years ago)

why must you post something i can't access at work that i can only access at work?

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 28 January 2006 23:24 (twenty years ago)

This is probably my favourite Calum thread (not saying much, but still.)

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Saturday, 28 January 2006 23:25 (twenty years ago)

it's perhaps the only one where our tastes converge

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 28 January 2006 23:25 (twenty years ago)

i cant believe she fucked THAT adam levine

― howell huser (chaki), Sunday, 29 January 2006 02:15 (twenty years ago)

yeah

― Serge Protecteur (nordicskilla), Sunday, 29 January 2006 02:53 (twenty years ago)

i almost bummed a cigarette off her at some club in la

― team jaxon (jaxon), Sunday, 29 January 2006 05:53 (twenty years ago)

You know it would be good to see Kirston Dunst's duff nude in a film. What's with so many fuckin films these days happily providing MAN ASS that no on e really wants to see while a woman's has not been seen since the 80s!?

― Mr. Latham Green (hanle y 3000), Sunday, 29 January 2006 06:06 (twenty years ago)

Hanley, rent an R movie already, you goober.

― David R. (popshots75`), Sunday, 29 January 2006 06:22 (twenty years ago)

I'm just saying if I have to see kostner's ass one more time I am going to go big in it! I miss the days of movies liek this

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091165/

that featured random T and A!!!!! OF WOMEN - In I married an Axe Murderer I saw MIKE MYERS BUTT! AAARRGH!!!

― Mr. Latham Green (hanle y 3000), Sunday, 29 January 2006 09:13 (twenty years ago)

I'm just saying if I have to see Costner's ass one more time I am going to go big in it!

― kit brash (kit brash), Sunday, 29 January 2006 13:04 (twenty years ago)

Re: Kirten Dunst's erect nipples in Spiderman, I have a question. Why do women's nipples get bigger in the cold, but men's willies shrink down to nothing? ANSWER ME THAT.

― Mike W (caek), Sunday, 29 January 2006 14:40 (twenty years ago)

Because babies need food in the cold but penises don't.

― Mr. Latham Green (hanle y 3000), Sunday, 29 January 2006 16:46 (twenty years ago)

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f50/macca71/dunst.jpg

― sean gramophone (Sean M), Sunday, 29 January 2006 17:45 (twenty years ago)

"Out of the way! Spider man needs his food!"

― Mr. Latham Green (hanle y 3000), Monday, 30 January 2006 01:22 (twenty years ago)

They shrink in perimeter to compensate for the pointitude.

― Abbott (Abbott), Monday, 30 January 2006 01:48 (twenty years ago)

Kirsten D's attractivity is directly proportional to her obviousness, fools.

― Madam, I Am Not a Doctor (noodle vague), Monday, 30 January 2006 01:56 (twenty years ago)

her boobs shoot web

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 30 January 2006 01:59 (twenty years ago)

Well, they make Calum shoot web.

― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Monday, 30 January 2006 09:36 (twenty years ago)

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