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― teeny (teeny), Friday, 6 May 2005 14:53 (nineteen years ago) link

CONGRATS DUDERZ!

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 6 May 2005 14:54 (nineteen years ago) link

congrats!

― Huk-L, Friday, 6 May 2005 14:54 (nineteen years ago) link

IT WASN'T ME

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 6 May 2005 14:54 (nineteen years ago) link

congratulations! wow, exciting!

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 6 May 2005 14:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Preggers to the MAX. Congratulations.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Friday, 6 May 2005 14:55 (nineteen years ago) link

! Amazing! :-)

Jeez, first no marriage, then no kids -- never make promises you can't keep. ;-) Yay Teeny and incipient Teenier!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 6 May 2005 14:55 (nineteen years ago) link

who did this dastardly deed?

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 6 May 2005 14:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Teeny squared, you (both) are awesome.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 6 May 2005 14:55 (nineteen years ago) link

I suppose right now it's 'Teeniest' though.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 6 May 2005 14:55 (nineteen years ago) link

YES! WELCOME TO TEH CLUB! CONGRATULATIONS!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 6 May 2005 14:56 (nineteen years ago) link

That little baby icon up there seems to be smiling with extreme glee.

― Jimmy Mod Knows You Eat Your Own Farts (ModJ), Friday, 6 May 2005 14:56 (nineteen years ago) link

oh boy, now we can start threads about cute baby clothes!

congrats teeny and mr. teeny!

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Friday, 6 May 2005 14:56 (nineteen years ago) link

Wow. Congrats!

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Friday, 6 May 2005 14:57 (nineteen years ago) link

who did this dastardly deed?
-- Amateur(ist) (amateurist@gmail.com), May 6th, 2005 10:55 AM. (Amateur(ist)) (later)

http://www.citynetmedia.com/client/jayskids/photos/hawkinsnew.jpg

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 6 May 2005 14:57 (nineteen years ago) link

L'ILX FAB (Fancy a "Bottle")

― Jimmy Mod Knows You Eat Your Own Farts (ModJ), Friday, 6 May 2005 14:57 (nineteen years ago) link

!!!
http://schools.sd68.bc.ca/ruth/Classes/mrtaylor/class20022003/idioms/idioms2003/a%20bun%20in%20the%20oven.jpg

― Madchen (Madchen), Friday, 6 May 2005 14:59 (nineteen years ago) link

Congrats the Teenys!

― robster (robster), Friday, 6 May 2005 15:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Just in time for Mother's Day!

― Huk-L, Friday, 6 May 2005 15:01 (nineteen years ago) link

(This is gonna sound a bit out of sorts, but suddenly I'm reminded of our own Chris V and his long desire now for kiddom with his wife. I hope he has good news to announce soon. :-) )

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 6 May 2005 15:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Congrats! STL is a great place to have kids, Teeny; there's lots of cool and free stuff to keep them entertained. And be thankful you don't have to go through the third trimester during a hot St. Louis summer (oy, my wife can tell you stories).

― mike a, Friday, 6 May 2005 15:03 (nineteen years ago) link

Hey cool, congratulations!

― Curious George (Bat Chain Puller) (Rock Hardy), Friday, 6 May 2005 15:10 (nineteen years ago) link

And so is ILX!

Yay!

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 6 May 2005 15:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Rock and roll, sister!

This is great news. You're gonna be good at this.

― slightly more subdued (kenan), Friday, 6 May 2005 15:11 (nineteen years ago) link

Congratulations! Was it planned?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 6 May 2005 15:12 (nineteen years ago) link

(Not that it should've been, just curious...)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 6 May 2005 15:12 (nineteen years ago) link

yay!

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 6 May 2005 15:13 (nineteen years ago) link

i would maybe recommend against google image searching 'knocked up'.

congrats teeny! i totally didn't read about this on another thread.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 6 May 2005 15:14 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm gonna gain 25 pounds in the next six months in commisseration with Teeny. Also, because I am lazy.

― slightly more subdued (kenan), Friday, 6 May 2005 15:14 (nineteen years ago) link

i've already put on 20 within the past year. if i gain any more, i'm gonna cry.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 6 May 2005 15:15 (nineteen years ago) link

JAYMC IS PREGNANT OMG IT'S AN EPIDEMIC

― slightly more subdued (kenan), Friday, 6 May 2005 15:16 (nineteen years ago) link

Congrats teeny!

YES! WELCOME TO TEH CLUB! CONGRATULATIONS!
-- nickalicious (nickaliciou...), May 6th, 2005 3:56 PM. (nickalicious) (later)

hang on a minute.. you're trying to say you got knocked up also??

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 6 May 2005 15:19 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh wow, congratulations Teeny!

― miccio (miccio), Friday, 6 May 2005 15:19 (nineteen years ago) link

Congrats! Make sure you don't ask ilx to name him/her.

― beanz (beanz), Friday, 6 May 2005 15:20 (nineteen years ago) link

Fantastic news! Huge congratulations to you and Mr Teeny!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 6 May 2005 15:20 (nineteen years ago) link

Congrats! Make sure you don't ask ilx to name him/her.

I've always planned to call my kid "Phantom", but since it's unclear when, if ever, I'm gonna have one, you can take the name. It's a gift.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 6 May 2005 15:22 (nineteen years ago) link

You should name it 'Lexi' if it's a girl. Geddit?

― Jimmy Mod Knows You Eat Your Own Farts (ModJ), Friday, 6 May 2005 15:23 (nineteen years ago) link

whoop whoop congratulations again

― Jeff-PTTL (Jeff), Friday, 6 May 2005 15:24 (nineteen years ago) link

Congratulations, I was trying to think of a way to re-compose magical birthing day and all day! Anyway, here's to the magical birthing day! wahoo.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 6 May 2005 15:25 (nineteen years ago) link

Success!! That's great news, congrats.

― andy --, Friday, 6 May 2005 15:28 (nineteen years ago) link

yay!

― Chris 'The Nuts' V (Chris V), Friday, 6 May 2005 15:30 (nineteen years ago) link

I was trying to think of a way to re-compose magical birthing day and all day!

"Celebrate! Today is the day ___________'s mom squirted him/her out of her vag."

― Jimmy Mod Knows You Eat Your Own Farts (ModJ), Friday, 6 May 2005 15:32 (nineteen years ago) link

Congrats Teeny! And Mr. Teeny! So proud!

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Friday, 6 May 2005 15:36 (nineteen years ago) link

If it's a girl, you may want to refer to this thread:

women's names that make you think they must be sexy foxes

― slightly more subdued (kenan), Friday, 6 May 2005 15:36 (nineteen years ago) link

ooh! congratulations!

― kelsey (kelstarry), Friday, 6 May 2005 15:44 (nineteen years ago) link

I suggest Tina Teeny if a girl, Tony Teeny if a boy.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 6 May 2005 15:49 (nineteen years ago) link

or tranny teeny if it's a ...

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 6 May 2005 15:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Ned is always a good name for a boy. It has a certain something.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 6 May 2005 15:54 (nineteen years ago) link

The Age of Virtual Children fades ever further toward the far horizon. Congratulations.

― Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 6 May 2005 16:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Rad.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 6 May 2005 16:36 (nineteen years ago) link

pwned in the best possible sense, congrats

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Friday, 6 May 2005 16:43 (nineteen years ago) link

CONGRATS ... SOON A LI'L TEENY ("teenier"?)!!!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 6 May 2005 16:44 (nineteen years ago) link

C'mon, Eisbar, I already made that joke! ;-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 6 May 2005 16:45 (nineteen years ago) link

And Jeanne made it three days ago :)

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 6 May 2005 16:48 (nineteen years ago) link

I gotta get me one of these baby things at some point.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 6 May 2005 16:49 (nineteen years ago) link

me too

― Chris 'The Nuts' V (Chris V), Friday, 6 May 2005 16:50 (nineteen years ago) link

ihttp://www.merpots.co.uk/acatalog/Q017.jpg

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 6 May 2005 16:50 (nineteen years ago) link

SPWNED

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 6 May 2005 16:50 (nineteen years ago) link

niiiice! congratulations.

― g e o f f (gcannon), Friday, 6 May 2005 16:51 (nineteen years ago) link

fuck it - congratulations! I'm so happy for all of you!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 6 May 2005 16:51 (nineteen years ago) link

oh wow that thing updates!! what will they think of next

― g e o f f (gcannon), Friday, 6 May 2005 16:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Dan gets a gold star.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 6 May 2005 16:53 (nineteen years ago) link

http://espn.go.com/i/mlb/profiles/players/4762.jpg WordUpThome: CHILDBIRTH IS A SPECIAL OCCASION

― THIRD2FIRST (Gear!), Friday, 6 May 2005 16:55 (nineteen years ago) link

if i knew mr. teeny i'd punch him in the arm and say "nice work there, killer"

― g e o f f (gcannon), Friday, 6 May 2005 16:56 (nineteen years ago) link

And Jeanne made it three days ago :)

Where IS this other thread, anyway.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 6 May 2005 16:56 (nineteen years ago) link

The progress bar up top seems to suggest that your baby is the size of a flower. Does it up date as it goes along and the baby grows, like (baby's face on mobile phone) -> (baby's face on football) -> (baby's face on small turkey)?

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 6 May 2005 16:59 (nineteen years ago) link

hee!

i am happy to add mine to the list of congratulations and well wishes.

(someone needs to get emily to post pics of clementine, speaking of babies.)

― sugarpants: baby's face on football! (sugarpants), Friday, 6 May 2005 17:04 (nineteen years ago) link

http://images.apple.com/r/store/infoblock/ipodshuffle/images/measurements_050111.jpg

http://a248.e.akamai.net/7/248/2041/753/store.apple.com/Catalog/US/Images/beautyshot_ipod_050223.jpg

http://a248.e.akamai.net/7/248/2041/753/store.apple.com/Catalog/US/Images/beautyshot_macmini_050111.jpg

http://images.apple.com/r/store/infoblock/emac/ib_emac_050503.jpg

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 6 May 2005 17:04 (nineteen years ago) link

"Emac" would be a good name for a boy.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 6 May 2005 17:05 (nineteen years ago) link

sounds kind of irish.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 6 May 2005 17:05 (nineteen years ago) link

This is so cool, congratulations.

― Leon Federline (Ex Leon), Friday, 6 May 2005 17:08 (nineteen years ago) link

baybee!
m.

― msp (mspa), Friday, 6 May 2005 17:14 (nineteen years ago) link

man, keeping this secret was KILLIN' me

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 6 May 2005 17:17 (nineteen years ago) link

thanks guys! yeah it was planned, and I know I said I didn't want to have kids, but what the hell. It is totally unreal and bizarre.

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 6 May 2005 17:23 (nineteen years ago) link

oh and my boobs are bigger!

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 6 May 2005 17:24 (nineteen years ago) link

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 6 May 2005 17:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Change your email to teeny@biggerbust.com!

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 6 May 2005 17:29 (nineteen years ago) link

notsoteeny@bust.com

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 6 May 2005 17:30 (nineteen years ago) link

Aw, now I wish I had been in on the secret. But then like Haiku sez I probably would have been all biting my tongue forever!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 6 May 2005 17:31 (nineteen years ago) link

omg omg omg you guys did you hear teeny is preggers omg omg murmur murmur psst didja hear psst psst omg

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 6 May 2005 17:32 (nineteen years ago) link

*PSST* Did Teeny get a boob job?

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 6 May 2005 17:35 (nineteen years ago) link

Yes, she got NATURE'S BOOB JOB

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 6 May 2005 17:36 (nineteen years ago) link

(Also I keep singing this thread title to the tune of "Caught Up".)

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 6 May 2005 17:36 (nineteen years ago) link

oh and my boobs are bigger!

I'll believe it when I see it.

― *prepares for a black eye* (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 6 May 2005 17:40 (nineteen years ago) link

I said it on the fashion thread, and I'll say it again,
Congrats on the wee t!

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 6 May 2005 17:42 (nineteen years ago) link

CONGRATS TEENY AND CONGRATS LIL' TEENY ON SCORING SUCH A COOL MOM!

― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 6 May 2005 17:45 (nineteen years ago) link

At first I thought jocelyn wrote "Congrats on the wee !!"

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 6 May 2005 18:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Isn't it the wee that tells you?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 6 May 2005 18:02 (nineteen years ago) link

I'M SOOOO (knocked up!)
GOT ME FEELIN' IT (knocked up!)
BOOBS ARE OUT OF CONTROL
THIS KID'S GOTTA HOLD

Congrats to the Teeny clan & the up-&-coming Pre-Teeny!

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 6 May 2005 18:05 (nineteen years ago) link

(Isn't it the wee that tells you? -- Ned Raggett
(*Your* wee won't tell us nuthin, Ned!)

TEENY - C_C_C_C_CONGRATULATIONS!

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Friday, 6 May 2005 18:12 (nineteen years ago) link

(*Your* wee won't tell us nuthin, Ned!)

*dances about* You egregious Estonian, you bitter Balt, I shall have none of this!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 6 May 2005 18:16 (nineteen years ago) link

man, this girl in my program who weighs like 45 pounds was pregnant this winter. she didn't show for MONTHS, except her boobs were suddenly DDDDD. very alarming!

― g e o f f (gcannon), Friday, 6 May 2005 18:18 (nineteen years ago) link

This is wonderful. Best of wishes to you, Mr. Teeny, and the forthcoming Li'l Teeny!

― Doobie Keebler (Charles McCain), Friday, 6 May 2005 18:20 (nineteen years ago) link

(*phears Ned's wee from now on*:(

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Friday, 6 May 2005 18:23 (nineteen years ago) link

yay! baby!!!

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 6 May 2005 18:23 (nineteen years ago) link

CONGRATZ. D20, D12, etc will now be known as 'choking hazards'!

― Zebra, Alpha Go! (cprek), Friday, 6 May 2005 18:26 (nineteen years ago) link

I know I've already said my congrats, but may I just say again that this makes me feel kinda warm and fuzzy? Teeny is soooo awesome, and her baby is going to rock so hard, it's ridiculous.

― slightly more subdued (kenan), Friday, 6 May 2005 18:44 (nineteen years ago) link

oh here's the pregnancy test story (on april 1 no less!)--

the test says it's SO EASY, you pee on a stick, and it gives you a symbol...

- if you're not pregnant
+ if you're pregnant

guess what I got?

| WTF???

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 6 May 2005 18:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Congratulations!

Possible baby names

Girl: Julia is a nice name
Boy: Chemical Ali

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Friday, 6 May 2005 18:49 (nineteen years ago) link

Go teeny! It's your birthday!

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Friday, 6 May 2005 18:50 (nineteen years ago) link

Don't know about that last one, laurence.

Boy: Ned
Girl: Nedwina

― Ken L (Ken L), Friday, 6 May 2005 18:50 (nineteen years ago) link

More pregnancy tests should say "WTF??? LOL U R PGZ"

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 6 May 2005 18:50 (nineteen years ago) link

haha, teeny, that sucks. did you redo it or just go to the doc?

(congrats again btw)

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Friday, 6 May 2005 18:52 (nineteen years ago) link

"WTF??? LOL U R PGZ"

For an unwanted pregnancy, that seems rather in bad form.

― slightly more subdued (kenan), Friday, 6 May 2005 18:53 (nineteen years ago) link

I freaked out all day and then bought another DIFFERENT test and did it that night. I was already pretty sure. The second one said it would take two minutes to show the results and it took about 15 seconds, I must be chock full of preggo hormones.

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 6 May 2005 18:55 (nineteen years ago) link

A NEW BABY FOR ILX

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 6 May 2005 18:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Heck, we went through 3 or 4 separate brands of pregnancy tests before we believed the results. Next time this is an issue, we're getting that new one that actually says "Pregnant" or "Not Pregnant" in plain English.

― mike a, Friday, 6 May 2005 19:19 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah that's the one I got the second time. Digital! (Jeanne recommended it to me, I was all like OMG what do I do and she's like WTF it's april fool's day, get out and I'm like no really etc)

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 6 May 2005 19:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Like I said, chica - any questions you have, feel free to ask me. Any time, day or night, if they're gross or not. I'm here for you!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 6 May 2005 19:50 (nineteen years ago) link

LUNA WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM?

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 6 May 2005 19:51 (nineteen years ago) link

Don't you love how the lesbian knows about digital prg tests and the married girl is all like, "REALLY??" And yes, I totally thought you were April fooling me with THE lamest April fool ever.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 6 May 2005 19:53 (nineteen years ago) link

First this news made me happy, then seeing how obviously happy everyone else is made me even more happy!

And following on from Jeanne, if you need advice on morning sickness and the like, obviously I'm your man.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 6 May 2005 20:03 (nineteen years ago) link

I just read a fantasy book that described the sensatio of childbirth as feeling like you have to take the largest shit of your life. Is that at all accurate?

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 6 May 2005 20:03 (nineteen years ago) link

sensatio? That sounds like fun!

― Ken L (Ken L), Friday, 6 May 2005 20:04 (nineteen years ago) link

believe it or not, when I was like five and asked my mom what it feels like to give birth, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT SHE SAID.

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 6 May 2005 20:04 (nineteen years ago) link

I just read a fantasy book that described the sensatio of childbirth as feeling like you have to take the largest shit of your life. Is that at all accurate?

Yeah, it's that kind of pressure. And then you get scared when you realize that the shit is gonna weigh at LEAST six pounds.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 6 May 2005 20:05 (nineteen years ago) link

Well, from my experience, it feels like an agonising pain low in the back. (I started to explain that thinking, then realised it would just make things worse.)

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 6 May 2005 20:06 (nineteen years ago) link

I'd be more scared that the shit is gonna start crying and sucking on me.

― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 6 May 2005 20:07 (nineteen years ago) link

You've clearly never taken a 6 pound shit.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 6 May 2005 20:07 (nineteen years ago) link

My mom said something to the effect of, "Well, you know the worst cramps you've ever had in your whole life? It's much much much worse than that."

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 6 May 2005 20:09 (nineteen years ago) link

I was actually referring only to the word "sensatio" and not the description that followed.

― Ken L (Ken L), Friday, 6 May 2005 20:10 (nineteen years ago) link

You know the cramps you get when diarrhea is imminent? Those gut wrenching stomach cramps? Labor pains feel a lot like those. They just last longer and hurt more.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 6 May 2005 20:11 (nineteen years ago) link

AND WHAT COMES OUT IS ALIVE

― Jimmy Mod Knows You Eat Your Own Farts (ModJ), Friday, 6 May 2005 20:11 (nineteen years ago) link

AND WANTS TO SUCK ON YOU

― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 6 May 2005 20:12 (nineteen years ago) link

That's not even a bad part, oops.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 6 May 2005 20:13 (nineteen years ago) link

WHAT COMES OUT IS ALIVE AND TAKES SHITS OF ITS OWN!!!

― Jimmy Mod Knows You Eat Your Own Farts (ModJ), Friday, 6 May 2005 20:14 (nineteen years ago) link

it's a bad part if it's a sentient shit!!!

― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 6 May 2005 20:15 (nineteen years ago) link

if it's a cute lil baby, not so much then yeah

― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 6 May 2005 20:16 (nineteen years ago) link

Settle down, you two.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 6 May 2005 20:29 (nineteen years ago) link

SHIT!

― Jimmy Mod Knows You Eat Your Own Farts (ModJ), Friday, 6 May 2005 20:30 (nineteen years ago) link

Not bad for once a month...

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 6 May 2005 20:39 (nineteen years ago) link

haha okay that figure wasn't really accurate after we got married. I am pretty sure I know the exact time it happened; we hadn't been using protection for a while but we'd still been avoiding my fertile time, and that time I was like oooh we're cutting it close and then we were both like what the hell. I'm glad all those years and years of condoms weren't wasted.

Also sex is really extra great now, there's all this extra blood circulating in the area or something, it pumps the g-spot all up!

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 6 May 2005 20:43 (nineteen years ago) link

W... was that an over share or not...?

― Jimmy Mod Knows You Eat Your Own Farts (ModJ), Friday, 6 May 2005 20:44 (nineteen years ago) link

dude, this is just the beginning of TMI time.

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 6 May 2005 20:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Wait'll you get to the mucous plug.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 6 May 2005 21:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Luna, don't give the bloody show away!

― Ken L (Ken L), Friday, 6 May 2005 21:08 (nineteen years ago) link

I was being facetious. I am happy that Mr Teeny's sperm works.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 6 May 2005 21:22 (nineteen years ago) link

You make it sound like you're the one overseeing the warranty, Matt

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 6 May 2005 21:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Also sex is really extra great now, there's all this extra blood circulating in the area or something, it pumps the g-spot all up!

Oh, jeez, when my wife was pregnant there was that eight weeks in the middle when I finally had to scream "I GIVE UP, I'LL TELL YOU WHERE THE MICROFILM IS, YES I'M THE UNABOMBER, I GREENLIGHTED ISHTAR -- JUST GIVE ME A BREAK!!" Hormones flyin' all over the place.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 6 May 2005 22:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Coudn't you have simplified things and just bought the Tutti-Frutti ice cream like on the sitcoms in days of yore?

― Ken L (Ken L), Friday, 6 May 2005 22:41 (nineteen years ago) link

Hell no, the sex was too good.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 6 May 2005 22:44 (nineteen years ago) link

(Place from which I am posting prohibits me from replying to this)

― Ken L (Ken L), Friday, 6 May 2005 22:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Welcome to the club! (My wife's take on childbirth: "It's definitely the most physically difficult thing I've ever done in my life... but then there was a BABY! And as soon as it was over I was like yeah, that was totally worth it.")

― Douglas (Douglas), Friday, 6 May 2005 23:11 (nineteen years ago) link

Congratulations teeny and Mr. teeny on your anticipated teenette! :)

― Goodbye Indian Summer (Dee the Lurker), Saturday, 7 May 2005 00:02 (nineteen years ago) link

well done!

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 7 May 2005 00:03 (nineteen years ago) link

Mr. Crump, you are a wonder.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 7 May 2005 00:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Congratulations!!

― Cathy (Cathy), Saturday, 7 May 2005 00:07 (nineteen years ago) link

congratulations teeny! (i love that the thread title was for real!)

― Maria (Maria), Saturday, 7 May 2005 00:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Because he greenlighted Ishtar?

― Ken L (Ken L), Saturday, 7 May 2005 00:38 (nineteen years ago) link

Fantastic news! Congratulations!

― Rumpy Pumpkin, Saturday, 7 May 2005 06:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Fuck how did I miss this!!!

Congratulations Teeny! Woooo! :D Fantastic. World teeny domination begins!

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 7 May 2005 06:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Here, Ive even picked you an outfit for the lil tacker:

http://www.susumama.co.uk/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/goth5BG.jpg

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 7 May 2005 06:43 (nineteen years ago) link

(My wife's take on childbirth: "It's definitely the most physically difficult thing I've ever done in my life... but then there was a BABY! And as soon as it was over I was like yeah, that was totally worth it.")

Apparently having a vacuum job in your ears is even worse than having kids!?! I can hardly believe that's the case, but then I only had the vacuum job. Hopefully soon I'll be able to compare.

Anyway, congratulations! :-)

― nathalie in a bar under the sea (stevie nixed), Saturday, 7 May 2005 06:45 (nineteen years ago) link

babytini! congrats!

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Saturday, 7 May 2005 11:35 (nineteen years ago) link

yay! that is fantastic teeny! having just popped a small person out myself, i have to say that the pain is worth it. oh, and enjoy the pregnancy.......i still wish that i were pregnant sometimes when i am around a heavy object that needs to be lifted!

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Saturday, 7 May 2005 13:29 (nineteen years ago) link

haha excellent! luckily so far I am having an enjoyable pregnancy, no morning sickness to really speak of. I hope you find time to post more, I'd love to hear how you're doing with Clementine!

― teeny (teeny), Saturday, 7 May 2005 14:03 (nineteen years ago) link

You've got a child now, Emily - make her lift it!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 7 May 2005 14:05 (nineteen years ago) link

ha! it is about time that she started earning her keep. she is currently mastering the art of rolling over. which has caused some jealousy with the dog, who attempts to gain our attention by rolling over each time she does. poor baxter, it just isn't as thrilling when he does it. although i have to say he is much better at it.

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Saturday, 7 May 2005 14:45 (nineteen years ago) link

Old enough to crawl is old enough to dust the low furniture, right?

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 7 May 2005 14:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Baxter can train Clementine in doggie ways while you take care of the human, and together, a new era of understanding!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 7 May 2005 14:54 (nineteen years ago) link

here is a photo, if i did this right....
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/emilymv/Clementine020.jpg

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Saturday, 7 May 2005 15:12 (nineteen years ago) link

yay it worked! now i must be obnoxious and start an offspring photo thread!

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Saturday, 7 May 2005 15:13 (nineteen years ago) link

That wouldn't be obnoxious at all! I really like seeing photos of ILXers' kids.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 7 May 2005 15:22 (nineteen years ago) link

She's a cutie! A bit dubious about the camera, though.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 7 May 2005 15:25 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh my goodness, it's Clementine!! I love baby-face expressions!!

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Saturday, 7 May 2005 15:33 (nineteen years ago) link

i was going to say that clementine sure is a pretty name but then i realized that henry fonda already said that at the end of "my darling clementine." but it is a really pretty name. maybe she'll take "clem" as a nickname like the girl in the movie?

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Saturday, 7 May 2005 15:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Congrats, teeny!

I'm scheduled for a C-section in 9 days, but I feel like my water could break ANY MINUTE. It just feels like he's ready to get out of there. He'll probably wait. I'm sure Scott will start a "we just had a baby" thread when it happens. If all goes well with both of us, we'll have kids more or less the same age! Cyber-playdate, anyone?

― Maria :D (Maria D.), Sunday, 8 May 2005 02:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Make that 8 days according to the ILX date.

― Maria :D (Maria D.), Sunday, 8 May 2005 02:14 (nineteen years ago) link

That's right! I had forgotten new small one was due. :-) Hope all is well leading up to that, I assume you're a bit less nervous than before given this is number two.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 8 May 2005 02:27 (nineteen years ago) link

you MUST post a pic of the teeny weeny when she's born!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 8 May 2005 02:32 (nineteen years ago) link

Poor Teenier, she'll have to remember all these aunts and uncles wanting to know her daily progress. (I sorta assume Teenier will be female for some reason.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 8 May 2005 02:44 (nineteen years ago) link

What's the spread on a grrl/boi?

― Jimmy Mod, Sultan of Sexxitime (ModJ), Sunday, 8 May 2005 02:59 (nineteen years ago) link

Teeny, as I have already said on another thread congratulations to you & Mr Teeny. I am so excited for you both!

Oh & great picture of Clementine!!

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Monday, 9 May 2005 08:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Woah, I go away for ten days and this is what happens. Congratulations on the forthcoming teeny-weeny one, teeny! And good luck Maria and Scott too, and hi Clementine!!

― Archel (Archel), Monday, 9 May 2005 14:25 (nineteen years ago) link

Apparently having a vacuum job in your ears is even worse than having kids!?!

No.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 9 May 2005 15:41 (nineteen years ago) link

Wtf is a vacuum job?

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Monday, 9 May 2005 16:05 (nineteen years ago) link

Sister, if you have to ask...

― Jimmy Mod, Sultan of Sexxitime (ModJ), Monday, 9 May 2005 16:15 (nineteen years ago) link

one month passes...

mr (for the 4th time in ten minutes): You are so *cute*!
me: you must have pregnancy goggles or something, what's with all the compliments? (mock-sweetly) Am I glowing, darling?
mr: no, your tits are ENORMOUS!

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 20 June 2005 23:40 (nineteen years ago) link

Hahahah. An honest but loving man.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 20 June 2005 23:41 (nineteen years ago) link

pics plz

― miccio (miccio), Monday, 20 June 2005 23:41 (nineteen years ago) link

Perv.

At least teeny now can live up fully to the rest of her e-mail address.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 20 June 2005 23:41 (nineteen years ago) link

just wait til they are filled with milk after the baby is born! imagine fitting the atlantic into a tiny water balloon! you will never look at your boobs the same way again.

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 04:44 (nineteen years ago) link

And they'll never look quite the same way again, either. ASK ME HOW I KNOW.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 06:42 (nineteen years ago) link

how

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 06:52 (nineteen years ago) link

haha, that is so funny Teeny!

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 07:26 (nineteen years ago) link

I went from a B to a double D. I have lots of tight t-shirts which are even tighter now. I don't mind though. But now that I know they'll grow even bigger. *yikes* Good luck with the ultrasound, Teeny. :-)

― nathalie's post modern sleaze fest (stevie nixed), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 08:14 (nineteen years ago) link

The appeal of MILFs radically demonstrated.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 11:52 (nineteen years ago) link

"MILFs"?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 11:54 (nineteen years ago) link

New thread title: OMG KNOCKERS!

― Je4nne ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 12:35 (nineteen years ago) link

one month passes...

OMG I'M HAVING A BOY!

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 17:29 (nineteen years ago) link

yay!

― t0dd swiss (immobilisme), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 17:31 (nineteen years ago) link

Congrats!!

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 17:32 (nineteen years ago) link

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yay teeny! You're halfway there - how are you feeling?

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 17:32 (nineteen years ago) link

Did Tuomas ever find out what MILFs are?

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 17:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Yaaaay Teeny! Ned was wrong!

― The Milkmaid (of Human Kindness) (The Milkmaid), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 17:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Teeny, your excitement is quite endearing! Congratulations!

― Draw Tipsy, ya hack. (dave225.3), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 17:34 (nineteen years ago) link

That's great, Teeny!

― Leon C. (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 17:38 (nineteen years ago) link

Awesome! (And I find out in two weeks what gender my second child is going to be...)

― mike a, Wednesday, 3 August 2005 17:42 (nineteen years ago) link

I feel fucking great, this may be the easiest pregnancy on record. Plus hott pregnancy sex.

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 17:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Congrats, Teeny!

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 17:46 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't think I ever properly congratulated you in the first place, so here are some well wishes for the pregnancy and some hearty congratulations on having a boy, an easy pregnancy, and hott pregnancy sex!!!

― pullapartgirl (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 17:48 (nineteen years ago) link

I am just a little terrified that all the bad karma my husband built up being a hellion of a little boy is going to rebound on MY ass.

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 17:53 (nineteen years ago) link

From what I understand, boys are much easier to raise than girls, even if they are so-called "trouble".

You are going to be the bestest mommy, omg.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 17:57 (nineteen years ago) link

Did Tuomas ever find out what MILFs are?

I didn't.

Congrats, Teeny! Any thoughts on the name, now that sex is confirmed?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 17:58 (nineteen years ago) link

I am just a little terrified that all the bad karma my husband built up being a hellion of a little boy is going to rebound on MY ass.

During the hott pregnancy sex, you mean?

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 17:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Yaaaay Teeny! Ned was wrong!

I tell you there was something clouding my vision.

Yay the Teeny! Remember that if he sasses back you can school his ass.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 18:01 (nineteen years ago) link

(milf - mother I'd like to fuck)

I am just a little terrified that all the bad karma my husband built up being a hellion of a little boy is going to rebound on MY ass.

Welcome to my world. Boys are easy, though, just watch out when you open up that diaper. Boys will be on anyone at anytime, they do not care.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 18:01 (nineteen years ago) link

They will also PEE on anyone at anytime, which I think might've been what you meant to type there.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 18:03 (nineteen years ago) link

hahaha - yes, yes I did. I r a stupidhead. THIS IS WHAT MOTHERHOOD DOES TO YOU. ONCE YOU DELIEVER THE PLACENTA, YOU ARE STUPID.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 18:05 (nineteen years ago) link

Also, 'deliver'

Jesus christ.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 18:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Teeny's going to get all paranoid over her spelling now...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 18:07 (nineteen years ago) link

aww i make preggers jokes quite a lot. for some reason, mr dahlin does not laugh!

― dahlin (dahlin), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 18:09 (nineteen years ago) link

He fears getting pregnant, you see.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 18:10 (nineteen years ago) link

(milf - mother I'd like to fuck)

Huh, why do you need an abbreviation for that? Is "mother I'd like to fuck" a commonly used term in English?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 18:10 (nineteen years ago) link

It caught on from use in the American Pie movies - I don't know if they originated it or picked it up from porn (where it is very common) or what.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 18:19 (nineteen years ago) link

DAYDREAM DELIEVER

― If The Monkees ate roasted placenta! (nickalicious), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 18:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Also - using "fuck" in everyday conversation is often frowned upon in other parts of the world, Tuomas.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 18:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Okay so I imagine you guys are doing some kinda lamaze or summat?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 18:22 (nineteen years ago) link

During the hott pregnancy sexx?

(CONGRATS BTW TEEEEEENYYYYYY!)

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 18:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Also - using "fuck" in everyday conversation is often frowned upon in other parts of the world, Tuomas.

David, that was funny. :-)

Teeny, I'm so happy for you! YAY! A boy!

I'll be finding out in about three weeks. But alas we won't be giving away the gender to anyone (unless I blab of course). Everyone's convinced I'm having a girl. Why I don't know. My belly's growing slightly but only on the left side. ha! I'm still worried. As my gyno said I would start to feel movement (but need not worry if I didn't), I am now worried cause I don't feel it yet. I realize it's much too early but ah I'm a constant worrier. :-)

― nathalie sans denouement (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 18:29 (nineteen years ago) link

YAY ON THE GREAT NEWS, TEENY!!!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 18:31 (nineteen years ago) link

I have a home movie of my mother, pregnant with me, holding a pink outfit up to the camera. She shakes her head (no sound on these movies) and throws it over her shoulder. She then picks up a blue outfit, shakes her head again, and then tosses it away to the side.

Finally, she holds up a yellow outfit. She smiles and then makes the outfit do a little dance in front of the camera.

Not knowing the gender of your child may have been charming back in the day, but I can easily see the advantage to not having to come up with two wardrobes, two names, two sets of anxieties....

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 18:34 (nineteen years ago) link

oh man I dunno nicka, I wanna be prepared for a natural childbirth but if circumstances dictate that I need some heavy meds and/or a c-section, so be it, whatever. I don't think you can plan a childbirth, you can only be as prepared as you can manage. Poor mr teeny is kinda squeamish, I'm more worried about him.

oh, nath, that's funny about the asymmetrical growth, I kinda notice that sometimes on me too. I'm only getting kicked on my right side so far! And I started feeling movement very very early. And the movement is so small at first, it's easy to miss. At today's ultrasound, the technician kept poking at the baby, trying to get him to move, and he was having none of it (even though he was kicking up a storm in the waiting room). We got to see his little mouth open and close though, he looked like the Cryptkeeper.

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 18:41 (nineteen years ago) link

haha I just realized something

http://www.citizenlunchbox.com/monkey/famous/pix/mrteeny.jpg
MR TEENY

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 18:49 (nineteen years ago) link

We got to see his little mouth open and close though, he looked like the Cryptkeeper.

And there you have the name for him!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 18:49 (nineteen years ago) link

Congrats on the continued good health and easy pregnancy, Teeny! I do fondly recall my wife's horny middle trimester, holy jesus do I remember it.

― Truckdrivin' Buddha (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 18:53 (nineteen years ago) link

This is about the tenth time I have started to think "I must knit something for the forthcoming TinyTeeny..." then I realise I can't knit.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 18:54 (nineteen years ago) link

You still have four months to learn.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 19:03 (nineteen years ago) link

oh that reminds me, I'm embroidering newborn t-shirts and would love to send you one, nathalie! Email your address to this email if you want one. You're also invited, Mike, although we should meet up for the exchange--my husband has some killer notes for the bar when you get to that point, too.

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 20:01 (nineteen years ago) link

pullapartgirrl, your moniker on this thread makes me slightly uncomfortable...

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 21:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh yay teeny, congrats hon!

― Pink (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 4 August 2005 07:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Do you have any boy's names or is it a secret?

― Pink (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 4 August 2005 07:09 (nineteen years ago) link

no real idea yet, we've got a bit I guess.

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 4 August 2005 11:42 (nineteen years ago) link

i love baby threads. onya teeny!

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Thursday, 4 August 2005 11:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Name him Mark or Martin or something like that, and call him Marteeny for short.

― Truckdrivin' Buddha (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 4 August 2005 11:55 (nineteen years ago) link

i love baby threads too gaz! i wish alex in nyc would post more photos of his baby in that thread he used to post to, i loved watching her change from month to month

― gem (trisk), Thursday, 4 August 2005 11:57 (nineteen years ago) link

mullygrubbr, was that a name suggestion? Name the kid Onyong!

― Draw Tipsy, ya hack. (dave225.3), Thursday, 4 August 2005 11:59 (nineteen years ago) link

haha. many good nights ahead teeny where people yell suggestions of names at you and you just keep shaking yer head.

and nathalie too? so many babys.

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Thursday, 4 August 2005 12:00 (nineteen years ago) link

name him Minimus Blowjob Teeny.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 4 August 2005 13:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Clearly Ned is a wonderful name for a baby. I am not biased in this at all.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 4 August 2005 13:58 (nineteen years ago) link

http://ipodmybaby.com/

Great way to combine two of my favorite (and high-maintenance) things in life - my daughter and my iPod!

― mike a, Thursday, 4 August 2005 14:00 (nineteen years ago) link

My last ultrasound was amazingly clear. It's the latest machine, I think, so everyone's amazed at the details. We immediately thought of Geiger (sp?) because it resembles his style. hah! I do feel something, but I'm not sure if it's really movement. But I saw that he/she's moving around, so I'm happy.

Ned, Kerr came up with Nedwyna for my baby. I don't think so but heck maybe for a second name? ;-)

― nathalie sans denouement (stevie nixed), Thursday, 4 August 2005 14:01 (nineteen years ago) link

two months pass...

How're you feeling, teens?

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 23:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Still feeling great, thanks! Honestly I think I might prefer being pregnant to not overall--I've had no mood swing issues and it's really nice not having a period. I do miss wearing cute clothes though. But I was so nervous about pregnancy making me miserable, it's been a pleasant surprise.

The baby is superactive and I really enjoy feeling him move, part of me wishes I could just tote him around in my belly forever. I'm sure I'll be wanting to get him out in a few weeks though. I can't believe my due date is only 7 weeks away. Also I have gained 40 pounds! But you can't really tell, I'm carrying way out in front and have only put a little of that weight on my ass. That's what mr teeny says anyway. He's been great, he's excited and supportive and even watched the scary video in lamaze class last week.

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 00:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Yay the scary video! Maybe. And rah to wee late November/December baby. :-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 00:45 (nineteen years ago) link

mmm... Sagittarius.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 00:48 (nineteen years ago) link

teeny, can't wait for pix. Are you doing the traditonal go to hospital route or are you planning on home birth? Forgive me if it's too personal a question from a stranger.

― Wiggy (Wiggy), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 02:00 (nineteen years ago) link

the scary video is even better on rewind

― sunny successor (he hates my guts, we had a fight) (katharine), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 02:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh great, Sagittarians RULE!

― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 02:51 (nineteen years ago) link

as a late november baby, i say YAY

― glasgow coma score (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 02:57 (nineteen years ago) link

I CALL NOVEMBER 23 at 11:00 A.M., who's in

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 03:53 (nineteen years ago) link

I remember that feeling - I said at the time that I'd be pregnant all the time if I didn't have to keep having babies.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 04:37 (nineteen years ago) link

November 30, 4:30 PM.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 04:38 (nineteen years ago) link

Kids, kids... let's keep this civil...

The Teeny Pregnancy Pool

― Jimmy Mod wants you to tighten the strings on your corset (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 04:45 (nineteen years ago) link

even watched the scary video in lamaze class last week.

Did you see the actual delivery? I saw a program on delivery - both caesarian and natural - and it freaked me out. I of course realized that the baby has to be pushed through your vagina but actually SEEING it on a screen. Eek. :-) My gyno thinks I'll probably have a natural delivery which is fine with me. :-)

We attended one lecture about delivery and breastfeeding but the next one is up for the 27th of december, a mere two weeks before my delivery. If all goes as planned. heh. The midwife was funny:" Don't have any romantic expectations about the first few weeks!" She was also adamant about breastfeeding and only keeping the baby for three weeks in your bedroom. After that it's out of the room and into her/his babyroom.

My baby's hyperactive as well. It has a sleep cycle which is mostly sleeping during hte day and being awake at night. Every few hours it'll start kicking and moving about. My husband and I have a *feeling session* every night: we play some music, put a light on my belly and then wait for the baby to move.

I already gained about 20 pounds which is a bit much. :-( I love being pregnant. I already start mourning the day s/he'll pop out. But not really, I wanna see our baby. :-)

― nathalie, a bum like you (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 06:58 (nineteen years ago) link

November 30, 4:30 PM.

just a few hours off from my birth time!

― glasgow coma score (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 07:04 (nineteen years ago) link

She was also adamant about breastfeeding and only keeping the baby for three weeks in your bedroom. After that it's out of the room and into her/his babyroom.
People lay down all kinds of laws. Don't be bullied. Our babies slept in a bassinet right beside our bed—I don't remember how long, but longer than that. They turned out fine. After all, most people on the planet don't have a separate room for the baby.

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 13:41 (nineteen years ago) link

so teeny, you and mr. teeny are gonna have a laptop set up next to the delivery room yes?!?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 13 October 2005 05:55 (nineteen years ago) link

WEBCAM

― glasgow coma score (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 13 October 2005 06:02 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.tuaw.com/images/2005/10/QuickTime%20Player002.png

Apple's Photo Booth

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Thursday, 13 October 2005 06:08 (nineteen years ago) link

nooooo!

not that its not gonna be lovely...just: nooooo!

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Thursday, 13 October 2005 06:10 (nineteen years ago) link

one month passes...

OMG A BABY TOTALLY CAME OUT OF MY VAGINA!

― teeny (teeny), Sunday, 11 December 2005 19:06 (nineteen years ago) link

CONGRATS!!

― Juulia (julesbdules), Sunday, 11 December 2005 19:07 (nineteen years ago) link

way to go, teeny's vagina!!!

― 'Twan (miccio), Sunday, 11 December 2005 19:09 (nineteen years ago) link

YAY!

― robster (robster), Sunday, 11 December 2005 19:10 (nineteen years ago) link

HURRAY!!!!

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Sunday, 11 December 2005 19:11 (nineteen years ago) link

OMG A BABY TOTALLY CAME OUT OF MY VAGINA!

my some margin, the funniest thing i've read all week. well done teeny/teenier!

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Sunday, 11 December 2005 19:11 (nineteen years ago) link

hooray!

― kingfish trampycakes (kingfish 2.0), Sunday, 11 December 2005 19:12 (nineteen years ago) link

http://static.flickr.com/34/72476706_784102a0c7_d.jpg

― teeny (teeny), Sunday, 11 December 2005 19:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Aww! Congrats!

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Sunday, 11 December 2005 19:13 (nineteen years ago) link

HE WAS NINE POUNDS THREE OUNCES FOR REAL DUDES.

― teeny (teeny), Sunday, 11 December 2005 19:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Even congratzer then!

― StanM (StanM), Sunday, 11 December 2005 19:18 (nineteen years ago) link

Congrats!!!!!!!

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Sunday, 11 December 2005 19:20 (nineteen years ago) link

Congratulations Teenys! He's gorgeous.

― luna (luna.c), Sunday, 11 December 2005 19:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Lilypie.com thinks there's another one on the way because the graphic on the opening post says you're still pregnant! Feel anything yet?

― StanM (StanM), Sunday, 11 December 2005 19:23 (nineteen years ago) link

yay! nice job!

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 11 December 2005 19:24 (nineteen years ago) link

Fantastic news! I'm really happy for you!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 11 December 2005 19:26 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh wow, congratulations! What a wee cutie!

― ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 11 December 2005 19:26 (nineteen years ago) link

Congratulations! Yay for babies!

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Sunday, 11 December 2005 19:27 (nineteen years ago) link

teeny are you posting FROM HOSPITAL???

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Sunday, 11 December 2005 19:37 (nineteen years ago) link

CONGRATULATIONS!!

― lauren (laurenp), Sunday, 11 December 2005 19:41 (nineteen years ago) link

nah I just got home. I had my laptop there though but for the first time in my life couldn't be arsed to turn it on.

― teeny (teeny), Sunday, 11 December 2005 19:41 (nineteen years ago) link

YAY TEENY! What a beautiful little guy! Congrats to you and Mr. Teeny!

― Jaq (Jaq), Sunday, 11 December 2005 19:50 (nineteen years ago) link

OMG A BABY TOTALLY CAME OUT OF MY VAGINA!

Twat's that you say? CONGRATULATIONS!

― I do feel guilty for getting any perverse amusement out of it (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 11 December 2005 19:53 (nineteen years ago) link

congratulations, teeny!

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Sunday, 11 December 2005 19:53 (nineteen years ago) link

fantastic! congratulations!

― thorstein veblen (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 11 December 2005 20:12 (nineteen years ago) link

last night I dreamt I was giving birth. hm.

Congratulations!

― stet (stet), Sunday, 11 December 2005 20:16 (nineteen years ago) link

So, details? Date, weight etc ~~so we can see who won the pregnancy pool~~

― ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 11 December 2005 20:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Good work, fella!

― Falling down the stairs again (noodle vague), Sunday, 11 December 2005 20:32 (nineteen years ago) link

HURRAH! :-) The last week or so I have been saying that line "i gotta push a baby through my vagina" to all my friends showing shock-horror-scaredy face. :-)

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Sunday, 11 December 2005 20:35 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh, you already told us the weight. OW!

― ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 11 December 2005 20:36 (nineteen years ago) link

Hey! Congratulations! And happy birthday to tiny teeny!

― D.I.Y. U.N.K.L.E. (dave225.3), Sunday, 11 December 2005 21:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Awesome!

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 11 December 2005 21:03 (nineteen years ago) link

yay!!!!!!!!!!!@@~~~~~~

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Sunday, 11 December 2005 21:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Woohoooooo congrats mama Teeny :D

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 11 December 2005 21:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Congratulations!!

This thread makes me happy.

― Cathy (Cathy), Sunday, 11 December 2005 21:08 (nineteen years ago) link

I note however that you have paid no real attention to the thread attempting to name Tiny Teeny! And there were so many great suggestions!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 11 December 2005 21:20 (nineteen years ago) link

Congratulations, teeny & mr. teeny & tiny teeny! Bliss!

― youn, Sunday, 11 December 2005 21:27 (nineteen years ago) link

:):):):):)

― geoff (gcannon), Sunday, 11 December 2005 21:27 (nineteen years ago) link

yaaay! :)

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Sunday, 11 December 2005 21:34 (nineteen years ago) link

Best wishes. Quite a head of hair on that baby, too.

― Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Sunday, 11 December 2005 21:40 (nineteen years ago) link

hooray teeny bairn!

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Sunday, 11 December 2005 21:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Congrats, Teeny.

― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Sunday, 11 December 2005 21:49 (nineteen years ago) link

Teeny, congrats :)

― dali madison's nut (donut), Sunday, 11 December 2005 21:52 (nineteen years ago) link

i think hallmark needs to make birth announcments that says "OMG A BABY TOTALLY CAME OUT OF MY VAGINA!"

congratulations, teeny!

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Sunday, 11 December 2005 21:56 (nineteen years ago) link

Reincarnation of Eugene McCarthy or Richard Pryor?

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Sunday, 11 December 2005 22:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Maria OTFM!

― dali madison's nut (donut), Sunday, 11 December 2005 22:05 (nineteen years ago) link

YAY TEENY!!!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 11 December 2005 22:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Congratulations!!

― M. White (Miguelito), Sunday, 11 December 2005 22:14 (nineteen years ago) link

NINE POUNDS??? You have an Olympic-quality vagina. Congrats!! You both look beautiful. (He looks like so much fun ALREADY!!!)

― Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Sunday, 11 December 2005 22:15 (nineteen years ago) link

What a beautiful beautiful boy!!!!! Kisses to the top of his downy head!

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Sunday, 11 December 2005 22:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Congrats. This Buds to You!

― kephm (kephm), Sunday, 11 December 2005 23:02 (nineteen years ago) link

This is great, congrats to all three of you! Judging from his early hair he's going to be a real DUDE.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 11 December 2005 23:05 (nineteen years ago) link

ps that is the very best picture evar

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Sunday, 11 December 2005 23:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Yay, I just noticed this! Happy baby hurrah! :-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 11 December 2005 23:46 (nineteen years ago) link

oh boy!!!

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Sunday, 11 December 2005 23:50 (nineteen years ago) link

congratulations, Teeny!

― baby i'm waiting (cis), Sunday, 11 December 2005 23:51 (nineteen years ago) link

2 am Thursday morning wake up with some pretty good contractions.
5 am they start getting close together, wake mr teeny up, we sit around for a while, they start getting further apart. He calls in to work anyway to say he's not going to come in.
11 am contractions have pretty much stopped, go to previously scheduled dr appt at the hospital, he confirms I'm not in labor, go home, take nap.
4pm sit up in bed, water breaks. Leap out of bed before a drop hits it, yeah! It's an unbelievable amount of fluid, it just keeps coming. I stip off my long underwear and stuff a towel between my legs before I put on sweat pants, it almost lasts all the way to the hospital. (They always want you to come in asap when your water breaks because the risk of infection goes way up 24 hours afterward if you haven't delivered in that time.)

Here the timeline gets a little fuzzy, we get to the hospital around 5 maybe (it is snowing and rush hour of course), they check me in, confirm that my water's broken, get me all hooked up to an IV and get me up to my labor and delivery room. The contractions are about five minutes apart, they hurt but it's not too horrible. Because my water has already broken, they don't want me moving around a bunch. Since I can't move around and deal with the pain that way, there's not a lot of upside to me going through this w/o pain relief (which I wasn't really planning on anyway but hey anything's possible)...I wait until I think the time is right (a couple of hours of contractions) and then request the epidural. I'm only at about 2 or 3 centimeters dilated at this point, but apparently that's far enough along to get an epidural.

I'm glad I went through some contractions unmedicated because it gave me a really good idea of how everything was working in there. But indeed the epidural is an incredible thing, they gave me the perfect amount of painkiller. I really couldn't feel anything unless I was really concentrating. They gave me a bit of pitocin to make sure the labor didn't stall and then checked my progress every so often. Again, the timeline is fuzzy, but I was at 4 cm for a while and getting concerned about lack of progress, and then all of a sudden I started feeling some new pressure--I mentioned it to the doc, he checked me out and said I was fully dilated and ready to go! I pushed for about an hour and a half and only felt pain for the last couple of pushes. No episiotomy but I did have a little tear, easily stitched up, pretty remarkable given the size of the baby and that he was my first. Recovery has been going well also. It was a remarkably easy and enjoyable experience, helped by having an awesome husband and a great doctor and nurse to help me through it.

We named him Louis (french pronunciation like king louis, it's a family name), and he was born a little after midnight on the ninth, 9 pounds 3 ounces, 22.5 inches long.

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 12 December 2005 01:02 (nineteen years ago) link

oh and thanks everyone!

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 12 December 2005 01:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Yay! Yay!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 12 December 2005 06:43 (nineteen years ago) link

!!!!!!!!!
yay teeny!
congrats to all 3 of you!

― tres letraj (tehresa), Monday, 12 December 2005 07:02 (nineteen years ago) link

I didn't say yay before. I love to say yay! Yay!

― Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Monday, 12 December 2005 08:36 (nineteen years ago) link

i approve of this breeding.

― anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 12 December 2005 09:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh Teeny, I'm nearly in tears! That's so wonderful. I have all of this to look forward to next June & I can't wait!! xxxx

― Panther Pink (Pinkpanther), Monday, 12 December 2005 09:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Fantastic and wonderful news! All the best to all three of you :)

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 12 December 2005 10:42 (nineteen years ago) link

congratulations, teeny!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 12 December 2005 10:51 (nineteen years ago) link

wow! congrats teeny!

― slow jamz and white guy indie acoustic shit (Chris V), Monday, 12 December 2005 11:26 (nineteen years ago) link

Your search - louis teeny - matched one image.

http://vodila.net/sketch_images/424.jpg

(1st birthday present obv)

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Monday, 12 December 2005 11:57 (nineteen years ago) link

Congrats!!! The very best to all of you!!!

― scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 12 December 2005 13:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah, baby, yeah!

Congrats, Teeny!

― Kate Classic (kate), Monday, 12 December 2005 13:16 (nineteen years ago) link

YAY! :)

― sgs (sgs), Monday, 12 December 2005 13:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Hurrah!!

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 12 December 2005 13:21 (nineteen years ago) link

yay! vaginas are great and so are babies! so congrats!

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 12 December 2005 13:24 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.jigglejaggle.com/img/cards/baby1.gif

(i know it wasn't brought by a stork, but congrats!)

― latebloomer: Deutsch Bag (latebloomer), Monday, 12 December 2005 13:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Teeny, I second the assertion above that he already looks so fun! Congrats, congrats, congrats x a zillion

― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Monday, 12 December 2005 14:08 (nineteen years ago) link

So the key question -- is he one of those handy babies that actually sleeps through the night?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 12 December 2005 14:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Hah! I doubt it: My baby - still wrapped inside my belly - is mostly awake in the middle of the night. Then again my husband was apparently a very good baby: sleeping almost the whole night after a week or three! Can you imagine! I hope our baby inherits this habit. :-) I only screamed and cried when I was hungry.

Teeny, you and Louis look so DARLING. I wish I could pinch your baby's cheeks. :-) He has lots of hair!

Your delivery sounds just plain amazing! I hope mine goes as easily. :-) I'm tempted not to take an epidural but I think, if I don't wanna murder my husband, I better take all the drugs I can take. heh.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Monday, 12 December 2005 14:38 (nineteen years ago) link

Congratulations! I love that the picture shows you both looking absolutely knackered and thoroughly content at the same time.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Monday, 12 December 2005 14:51 (nineteen years ago) link

teeny: add my love for your family here. you know how happy I am for you and yours.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Monday, 12 December 2005 15:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Well done! And congratulations.

― Anna (Anna), Monday, 12 December 2005 15:03 (nineteen years ago) link

Amazing! Look at all that hair he has!

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Monday, 12 December 2005 15:30 (nineteen years ago) link

Yay for teeny! Congratulations!

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Monday, 12 December 2005 16:32 (nineteen years ago) link

that pic is wonderful. way to go, teeny and family.

― Thea (Thea), Monday, 12 December 2005 16:54 (nineteen years ago) link

I love that the picture shows you both looking absolutely knackered and thoroughly content at the same time.

It's the best way to be :)

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 12 December 2005 17:03 (nineteen years ago) link

this is true. i am inspired...um, excuse me please

― Thea (Thea), Monday, 12 December 2005 17:06 (nineteen years ago) link

looking absolutely knackered and thoroughly content at the same time.

-- Mädchen

OTM!

― StanM (StanM), Monday, 12 December 2005 17:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Aww, yay, rah rah rah and wow!

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 12 December 2005 17:32 (nineteen years ago) link

Congratulations Teeny! :) Yay Sags!

I love how birthing women immediately report back to ILx.

― Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Monday, 12 December 2005 17:35 (nineteen years ago) link

I love how Teeny was all "yeah, I had to put down my laptop for a second cause some kind of baby was trying to crawl out of my vagina or something, but that's all taken care of, so I'm back on the computer now!"

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 12 December 2005 18:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Good on you, Teeny! Congrats.

― mike a, Monday, 12 December 2005 18:46 (nineteen years ago) link

congrats, teeny! Glad to hear it all went so well. I think Louis is a cool name. Please keep us posted on how things go for you, I'm going to keep bugging you for advice.

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Monday, 12 December 2005 18:57 (nineteen years ago) link

Yay, teeny and mr. teeny! SO exciting!

― Sarah Kittensmew McLusky (coco), Monday, 12 December 2005 19:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Congratulations! You make it all look good!

― aimurchie (aimurchie), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 06:30 (nineteen years ago) link

nabisco otm!

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Hahahah. Teeny, you are a wonder. :-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 18:06 (nineteen years ago) link

two years pass...

uhoh

― gbx, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 14:08 (sixteen years ago) link

u preg bro?

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 14:12 (sixteen years ago) link

This is not gbx:

http://www.maltastar.com/UserFiles/15(8).jpg

― suzy, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 14:13 (sixteen years ago) link

Looking for a 2BR in Brooklyn, y'all...

― sexyDancer, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 14:47 (sixteen years ago) link

???

― sunny successor, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 16:25 (sixteen years ago) link

i think it means congratulations!

whether gbx is april fooling or not i do not know b/c yknow this day and age..

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 16:32 (sixteen years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/45/RabbitTestEnglishDVD.jpg/200px-RabbitTestEnglishDVD.jpg

― suzy, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 16:34 (sixteen years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a6/R_J_short_churchills.jpg

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 16:44 (sixteen years ago) link

the suspense is killing me
but i think gbx would be a rad dad!

― homosexual II, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 17:45 (sixteen years ago) link

http://petegraham.files.wordpress.com/2006/11/arnie_preggers.png

― omar little, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 17:48 (sixteen years ago) link

thought gbx was single

― deej, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 18:06 (sixteen years ago) link

give the man some credit

― Jordan, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 18:08 (sixteen years ago) link

http://believingthomas.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/mrmom.jpg

― gr8080, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 18:14 (sixteen years ago) link

Mr. Mom was my favorite movie as a kid. I have probably seen it over 100 times. "My Wobby!"

― ENBB, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 18:19 (sixteen years ago) link

We have the Mr. Mom DVD on the tour bus. It's one of the best movies ever. It's set in Michigan, where I'm from. Michael Keaton gets laid off from the auto industry and basically has to become the woman of the house, and it's just the most hilarious, wonderful, heartwarming thing. John Hughes, who wrote the script, created an entire feeling of America. You'll notice in his movies this upper-middle-class East Coast or Midwest thing. It's a really particular vibe, and it's so good, man.

ANDREW W.K.
(August 28, 2003)

― 69, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 18:24 (sixteen years ago) link

HA!

Also, I had no idea that John Hughes wrote the script.

― ENBB, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 18:48 (sixteen years ago) link

^_^

― gbx, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 20:46 (sixteen years ago) link

I haven't checked but surely we should see a "lil gbx" sockpuppet soon

― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 20:54 (sixteen years ago) link

River Wolf Cub

― max, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 20:57 (sixteen years ago) link

http://images.darkhorse.com/covers/l/lwc1.jpg

― Laurel, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 20:59 (sixteen years ago) link

http://images.darkhorse.com/covers/l/lwc1.jpg

― Laurel, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 20:59 (sixteen years ago) link

thought gbx was single

-- deej, Tuesday, April 1, 2008 1:06 PM (Tuesday, April 1, 2008 1:06 PM) Bookmark Link

someday you'll understand deej.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 21:04 (sixteen years ago) link

el lobo rio solo

― max, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 21:04 (sixteen years ago) link

wait so was this an april fools joke or what because beeps needs a skiing buddy

― sunny successor, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 13:28 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=mpreg

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 13:59 (sixteen years ago) link

teeny is pregnant again. i saw the scan on flickr. HURRAH!

― stevienixed, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 14:04 (sixteen years ago) link

Yay!

― sunny successor, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 14:37 (sixteen years ago) link

four months pass...

http://www.fet.us/Sonogram2005.04.29a.jpg

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 15 August 2008 19:21 (sixteen years ago) link

would have been funnier if you posted that to the WDYLL thread.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 15 August 2008 19:22 (sixteen years ago) link

Nice looking image there! (Congratulations!)

― Sara R-C, Friday, 15 August 2008 20:13 (sixteen years ago) link

a lil catsupppp packet?

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 15 August 2008 20:14 (sixteen years ago) link

fet.us

― Steve Shasta, Friday, 15 August 2008 20:15 (sixteen years ago) link

uh did anybody look at the date?

― Edward III, Friday, 15 August 2008 20:20 (sixteen years ago) link

that baby coulda been born 3 times by now

― Edward III, Friday, 15 August 2008 20:20 (sixteen years ago) link

it's trying to stuff it back in that causes problems.

― remy bean, Friday, 15 August 2008 20:21 (sixteen years ago) link

congratulations camille diamond you have a 3 yr old!

― harbl, Friday, 15 August 2008 20:21 (sixteen years ago) link

it looks like it's wearing goggles

― harbl, Friday, 15 August 2008 20:21 (sixteen years ago) link

Oh good god I just flipped shit thinking that John was about to be a daddy.

― quincie, Friday, 15 August 2008 20:49 (sixteen years ago) link

I mean I don't even know the guy off ILX but y'know.

― quincie, Friday, 15 August 2008 20:50 (sixteen years ago) link

If I change my phone number how hard is it to track someone down to make them pay child support if they don't know my last name?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 15 August 2008 20:50 (sixteen years ago) link

o_O

― harbl, Friday, 15 August 2008 20:53 (sixteen years ago) link

it depends, are they friends with jaymc?

― Jordan, Friday, 15 August 2008 20:53 (sixteen years ago) link

do you realize that is a shitty thing to do

― harbl, Friday, 15 August 2008 20:54 (sixteen years ago) link

jw i will adopt yr baby

― Mr. Que, Friday, 15 August 2008 20:54 (sixteen years ago) link

Theoretical post.

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 15 August 2008 20:59 (sixteen years ago) link

jw i will adopt yr baby

-- Mr. Que, Friday, August 15, 2008 8:54 PM (5 minutes ago)

um ANTI-COSIGN

― quincie, Friday, 15 August 2008 21:00 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.studiolo.org/Mona/images/WhosTheDaddy2.jpg

― harbl, Friday, 15 August 2008 21:00 (sixteen years ago) link

leonardo davinci you are... not the father

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 15 August 2008 21:04 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0Ve4ijoL0U&feature=related

― tehresa, Friday, 15 August 2008 21:04 (sixteen years ago) link

http://packphour.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/not_the_father.gif

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 15 August 2008 21:05 (sixteen years ago) link

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You stupid nigger!

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 15 August 2008 21:05 (sixteen years ago) link

one month passes...

ironing

― html tsar (Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃), Wednesday, 17 September 2008 18:26 (sixteen years ago) link

o_O

― CHENG AND ENG PALIN BOOK TOUR (John Justen), Wednesday, 17 September 2008 18:28 (sixteen years ago) link

Teeny must be in her last term with nr two, right?

― stevienixed, Wednesday, 17 September 2008 18:33 (sixteen years ago) link

so is gbx having baby?

― homosexual II, Wednesday, 17 September 2008 19:18 (sixteen years ago) link

four months pass...

oh boy :/

― steve goldberg variations (omar little), Friday, 30 January 2009 07:53 (sixteen years ago) link

not good, not good

― steve goldberg variations (omar little), Friday, 30 January 2009 07:55 (sixteen years ago) link

omg

― mad loli vamp bone (cankles), Friday, 30 January 2009 08:00 (sixteen years ago) link

― cupcakes off the shoulder of orion (latebloomer), Friday, 30 January 2009 08:05 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.surprisepregnancy.info/images/cover.jpg

― velko, Friday, 30 January 2009 08:06 (sixteen years ago) link

yeah it's rough

― steve goldberg variations (omar little), Friday, 30 January 2009 08:12 (sixteen years ago) link

just wasn't feeling this movie AT ALL

― steve goldberg variations (omar little), Friday, 30 January 2009 08:13 (sixteen years ago) link

why u

― estela, Friday, 30 January 2009 08:17 (sixteen years ago) link

LOL

― gr8080, Friday, 30 January 2009 08:18 (sixteen years ago) link

lolllllllllllllllll

― mad loli vamp bone (cankles), Friday, 30 January 2009 08:26 (sixteen years ago) link

¯\(°_o)/¯

― steve goldberg variations (omar little), Friday, 30 January 2009 08:30 (sixteen years ago) link

http://205.158.108.67/stuff/ROFL.jpg

― cupcakes off the shoulder of orion (latebloomer), Friday, 30 January 2009 08:30 (sixteen years ago) link

i like and never tire of the note of omar little's posts.

― estela, Friday, 30 January 2009 08:30 (sixteen years ago) link

best revive of 2009!

― tehresa, Friday, 30 January 2009 13:22 (sixteen years ago) link

Ha! I was all concerned for you for a second there.

― Too Into Dancing to Argue (ENBB), Friday, 30 January 2009 13:28 (sixteen years ago) link

But before I opened thread I saw that Tehresa had posted last and was was OMG for a second there too!

― Too Into Dancing to Argue (ENBB), Friday, 30 January 2009 13:29 (sixteen years ago) link

omar little bundle of joy

― O Supermanchiros (blueski), Friday, 30 January 2009 13:29 (sixteen years ago) link

HAHAHA
xpost

― tehresa, Friday, 30 January 2009 13:35 (sixteen years ago) link

But before I opened thread I saw that Tehresa had posted last and was was OMG for a second there too!

The same happened to me right now!

― Tuomas, Friday, 30 January 2009 14:12 (sixteen years ago) link

i'm just gonna post after every other person's post now so it keeps happening.

immaculate conception is coming back in 09, u know.

― tehresa, Friday, 30 January 2009 14:13 (sixteen years ago) link

But do you really want to have sex with God? I've heard the guy is a creep.

― Tuomas, Friday, 30 January 2009 14:15 (sixteen years ago) link

three cheers

― max, Friday, 30 January 2009 14:31 (sixteen years ago) link

omar, come to my next He-Man Apatow Haters Club meeting

― Dr Morbius, Friday, 30 January 2009 14:38 (sixteen years ago) link

― tacos, fettucini, linguini, martini, bikini. (sunny successor), Friday, 30 January 2009 14:43 (sixteen years ago) link

# OMG KNOCKED UP! [Started by teeny (teeny) in May 2005, last updated Friday, January 30, 2009 8:43 AM by tacos, fettucini, linguini, martini, bikini. (sunny successor) on I Love Everything] 24 new answers

Don't do this to me, baby.

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 30 January 2009 15:58 (sixteen years ago) link

"So how did you find out about your second one?"
"Well, I had just closed the tab on a thread about the Predator remake..."

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 30 January 2009 16:00 (sixteen years ago) link

lol!

― tehresa, Friday, 30 January 2009 16:27 (sixteen years ago) link

last time you found out in front of a shell gas station. keep yr eyes and ears peeled.

― tacos, fettucini, linguini, martini, bikini. (sunny successor), Friday, 30 January 2009 17:23 (sixteen years ago) link

Every fast food joint in Little Rock that he passes could be the site of something special.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 30 January 2009 17:25 (sixteen years ago) link

you just never know

― tacos, fettucini, linguini, martini, bikini. (sunny successor), Friday, 30 January 2009 17:27 (sixteen years ago) link

lolling here

― Safe Boating is No Accident (G00blar), Friday, 30 January 2009 17:31 (sixteen years ago) link

"Son, this Waffle House holds special memories, memories that it will take manhood to fully understand."

"Thanks Dad, can I order this smothered?"

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 30 January 2009 17:32 (sixteen years ago) link

# OMG KNOCKED UP! [Started by teeny (teeny) in May 2005, last updated 4 minutes ago by Ned Raggett]

OMG Ned! Congratulations!

― StanM, Friday, 30 January 2009 17:37 (sixteen years ago) link

posting on this thread is like looking at medusa

― Safe Boating is No Accident (G00blar), Friday, 30 January 2009 17:41 (sixteen years ago) link

o shit

― Safe Boating is No Accident (G00blar), Friday, 30 January 2009 17:42 (sixteen years ago) link

oh i see you guys thought that

― steve goldberg variations (omar little), Friday, 30 January 2009 18:00 (sixteen years ago) link

i was talking about...no, no, no

― steve goldberg variations (omar little), Friday, 30 January 2009 18:00 (sixteen years ago) link

see i was actually trying to explain

― steve goldberg variations (omar little), Friday, 30 January 2009 18:00 (sixteen years ago) link

doesnt matter. youre pregnant now.

― tacos, fettucini, linguini, martini, bikini. (sunny successor), Friday, 30 January 2009 18:01 (sixteen years ago) link

well my gf is pregnant

― steve goldberg variations (omar little), Friday, 30 January 2009 18:01 (sixteen years ago) link

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c69/byronfrazier/yourenotthefather.gif???

― Sarah Jessica Parkour (Batty), Friday, 30 January 2009 18:08 (sixteen years ago) link

PREGNANT WITH LOVE for this movie xpost

― steve goldberg variations (omar little), Friday, 30 January 2009 18:09 (sixteen years ago) link

Your baby shower will be the social event of the season.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 30 January 2009 18:09 (sixteen years ago) link

In these hard times.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 30 January 2009 18:09 (sixteen years ago) link

Babby is a shower of blood! I keep making these babbies that are blood! You cannot hold them. They have short gestation period. They are a disappointment to my parents who don't want to see anymore photos of the dozens of baby I have made. This is weird.

― Abbott of the Trapezoid Monks (Abbott), Friday, 30 January 2009 18:34 (sixteen years ago) link

http://images.contentreserve.com/ImageType-100/1071-1/%7B882951DF-F543-4FFA-8274-B756B12A930C%7DImg100.jpg

― velko, Friday, 30 January 2009 18:37 (sixteen years ago) link

Why isn't that man Nick Cave?

― Abbott of the Trapezoid Monks (Abbott), Friday, 30 January 2009 18:38 (sixteen years ago) link

Unfortunate last name.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 30 January 2009 18:39 (sixteen years ago) link

yeah 'From her to paternity" would have been better (xp)

― tacos, fettucini, linguini, martini, bikini. (sunny successor), Friday, 30 January 2009 18:42 (sixteen years ago) link

Out of her nightmare, and back into mine!
Mine!
MINE!

― Abbott of the Trapezoid Monks (Abbott), Friday, 30 January 2009 18:50 (sixteen years ago) link

Knocked Up Episode I: The Phantom Menses

― as much dandelion as you can put in there (latebloomer), Friday, 30 January 2009 18:53 (sixteen years ago) link

lol this too short looking dude on maury just said I ONLY MAKE GIRLS and his ex had a boy. punk

― there was zarana (tremendoid), Friday, 30 January 2009 22:40 (sixteen years ago) link

he's the father

― there was zarana (tremendoid), Friday, 30 January 2009 22:41 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.bfi.org.uk/features/polanski/images/enlarged/bfi-00m-y3z.jpg

I think I'm prega-nent.

― Nurse Detrius (Eric H.), Friday, 30 January 2009 23:16 (sixteen years ago) link

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wGr8njEWjtI/SX5LMrb-ZVI/AAAAAAAABus/mzYKAF6zbAc/s1600/Erica%2BC%2B-%2Bow%2B-%2Bits%2Ba%2Bgirl.JPG

― welcome to the own zone population you (cankles), Sunday, 1 February 2009 20:03 (sixteen years ago) link

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