The Teeny Pregnancy Pool

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Date, Time of Delivery and Duration of Labor, only please.

Closest Man, Wo-man, or Child wins.

― Jimmy Mod wants you to tighten the strings on your corset (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 04:45 (nineteen years ago) link

For reference,

OMG KNOCKED UP!

Also, Teeny, is there any sort of family history regarding pregnancies that the betting public should know about?

― Jimmy Mod wants you to tighten the strings on your corset (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 04:46 (nineteen years ago) link

NOVEMBER 26TH, 2:00AM

― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 04:47 (nineteen years ago) link

I will repeat: NOVEMBER 30th, 4:30 PM.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 04:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Dec 1, 2:54 am

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 04:48 (nineteen years ago) link

5 HOURS LABOR, BTW

― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 04:49 (nineteen years ago) link

December 3rd, 10:30 PM, 12 Hrs of labor

― Jimmy Mod wants you to tighten the strings on your corset (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 04:50 (nineteen years ago) link

December 1st, 6:40 AM.

― glasgow coma score (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 07:05 (nineteen years ago) link

November 28, 4:45 p.m.

― William Paper Scissors (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 11:19 (nineteen years ago) link

November 27, 2.22 pm (as that is that date and time I was born!)

― JTS, Wednesday, 12 October 2005 11:23 (nineteen years ago) link

hahah you guys!

since some people have already gone, I'm not going to give anyone any help.

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 11:45 (nineteen years ago) link

4th December, 11.15am.

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 11:49 (nineteen years ago) link

how are you guys measuring labor? from check-in at the hospital? from first contraction?

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 12:01 (nineteen years ago) link

You choose!

I'll go for 2 hours 3 minutes labour.

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 12:02 (nineteen years ago) link

oh I'm sure it wouldn't come down to that anyway, nobody's going to pick the same day and time.

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 12:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Nov 29th, 10.35am. 21 hours labour.

― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 12:13 (nineteen years ago) link

i keep reading the thread title as "the teen pregnancy pool."

― glasgow coma score (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 12:14 (nineteen years ago) link

teeny, what starsign are you?

― sunny successor (he hates my guts, we had a fight) (katharine), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 12:33 (nineteen years ago) link

and are you going natural or planned date c-section?

― sunny successor (he hates my guts, we had a fight) (katharine), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 12:36 (nineteen years ago) link

I've already called it for November 23, 11:00 AM

I think your labor will be quick and intense, like Speedy Gonzalez

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 12:43 (nineteen years ago) link

Nov. 29, 12:00 noon, 8 hours.

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 12:45 (nineteen years ago) link

my husband and I are both cancers, I'm going for a natural birth at the hospital if the fates are willing.

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 12:53 (nineteen years ago) link

NOVEMBER 15, 7:30am, 6.5 hours

― when something smacks of something (dave225.3), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 15:41 (nineteen years ago) link

anybody who calls 20+ hours of labor is going to feel bad when they jinx it.

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 15:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Yes, Jody -- before you hazard a guess, you should keep in mind that there's a whole National Campaign to Prevent Teeny's Pregnancy. The government just might be that crucial X factor that tips this one way or the other.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 15:49 (nineteen years ago) link

december 5, 7:22pm

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 21:49 (nineteen years ago) link

That's why I didn't include time of labor - I'm pretty sure only a couple people on the board have ever been in labor, and I wouldn't wish that hours and hours and hours of shit on anyone. I DON'T WANT TO JINX YOU, TEENY.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 21:58 (nineteen years ago) link

December 6th, 10.14 am, 5 1/2 hours labour.

― ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 22:14 (nineteen years ago) link

TEENY time to change your nick to MIDDLEAGEY

― lolz am i right?!, Wednesday, 12 October 2005 22:17 (nineteen years ago) link

People will talk if it's 8am on November 28th, so don't do it then.

― don weiner (don weiner), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 23:21 (nineteen years ago) link

if the baby is born on my birthday, November 22, can i name it?

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 23:59 (nineteen years ago) link

Hey, November 22nd is my birthday too!

When I first saw this thread title, I thought it was going to be about water births.

― C J (C J), Thursday, 13 October 2005 07:04 (nineteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

if you're cancers this kid will def be a scorp. i say nov 18th. 4.17am.

― sunny successor (he hates my guts, we had a fight) (katharine), Friday, 28 October 2005 22:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Everytime I see this thread I thought it says Teenage Pregnancy Pool.

― MissMisery, Saturday, 29 October 2005 01:12 (nineteen years ago) link

15, homecoming, 'he said he was sterile'

― Are You Nomar? (miloaukerman), Saturday, 29 October 2005 02:43 (nineteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

how's it going, teeny?

― stockholm cindy is in your extended network (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 13 November 2005 02:33 (nineteen years ago) link

it's going fine, I'm still preggo!

― teeny (teeny), Sunday, 13 November 2005 14:24 (nineteen years ago) link

youve got til friday, kiddo.

― sunny successor (he hates my guts, we had a fight) (katharine), Sunday, 13 November 2005 19:07 (nineteen years ago) link

sunny successor and dave225, take a seat.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 21:54 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.entry-magazin.de/Images/alive.jpg

― bato (bato), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 22:48 (nineteen years ago) link

ms and mrs teeny, congratulations on having a bun in the oven. i call 29th november, 12:30pm.

― di, Wednesday, 23 November 2005 23:01 (nineteen years ago) link

TEENYBUN

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 23:09 (nineteen years ago) link

"BORN AGAIN!"

― do knut (donut), Thursday, 24 November 2005 00:36 (nineteen years ago) link

I had a doctor's appointment today and I'm 90% effaced!

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 24 November 2005 00:41 (nineteen years ago) link

November 24, 5 p.m.

Way to keep my powder dry till the last sonometer's effaced, huh?

― M. V. (M.V.), Thursday, 24 November 2005 01:08 (nineteen years ago) link

haha I have to work tomorrow actually, that would be funny. I really don't think this baby's coming until December.

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 24 November 2005 01:16 (nineteen years ago) link

the doctor put me back at 50% effaced. Apparently this wiggling-fingers-around-in-my-cooch business is an inexact science.

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 11:47 (nineteen years ago) link

My husband predicts xmas baby for me. That'd be too early but not premature.

Anyway, good to know that you have effacement! :-)

When do you stop working? I'm probably going to do pregnancy leave (or whatever you call it) even though it's a bit silly as I'm self-employed and hence *loose* money.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 11:52 (nineteen years ago) link

December 2nd, 13:30pm.

Is there a price for the winner? Perhaps you coudl mail the placenta, Teeny?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 11:55 (nineteen years ago) link

today is probably my last day at work, it's the last day I'm scheduled anyway. I'm hourly so I'll also be losing that money when I stop. I tend to think that you should take off afterward as long as is practical, but I like working up until the event--it's nice and distracting. Otherwise I'd just be sitting around looking at my fat feet. (Although I have a pretty sedentary job, if I was on my feet the whole day I think I'd change my tune pretty quickly!) When is your due date again nath?

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 12:14 (nineteen years ago) link

december 3rd between 3-4 pm

― latebloomer: Do I have a large frog in my hair? (latebloomer), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 12:32 (nineteen years ago) link

How are you getting on Teeny?

― Panther Pink (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 12:35 (nineteen years ago) link

I have gained over fifty pounds! enormousy! But feeling okay really.

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 12:39 (nineteen years ago) link

Glad to hear it! (the doing okay part, not the weight gain!) :-)

― Panther Pink (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 12:40 (nineteen years ago) link

My expected due date is 11th of January, I think. Or was it the tenth? I don't remember. Doesn't matter cause the first baby is usually late. Sometimes up to two weeks. My mum had me three weeks late. hah. I felt great inside her belly, I guess.

I gained a lot of weight. :-( I think more than 10 kilos already, which is about 25 pounds or something? I am not looking forward to the next checkup on friday cause it'll probably be up to 30 pounds. I do eat healthy meals but I also tend to snack in between meals, such as crisps. Bad, I know.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 13:00 (nineteen years ago) link

My guess is in about 20 minutes.

― Jeff-Beetle (Jeff), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 13:34 (nineteen years ago) link

I have gained over fifty pounds!

Well then just imagine you'll have a fifty pound baby. Er, wait.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 13:34 (nineteen years ago) link

ooh that's coming up then! Don't worry about the weight, you're thin and could stand to gain some extra.

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 13:35 (nineteen years ago) link

My guess is in about 20 minutes.

someone told me her friend delivered in 30 minutes! including contractions! WTF! actually she apparently didn't feel the contractions, it just felt like *rumble in her tummy*. half an hour later the baby was there. lucky woman!

i'm not really thin, teeny, i was actually slightly over my weight when i became pregnant. but i don't worry about it too much. :-)

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 14:11 (nineteen years ago) link

Good luck, Teeny! My wife is due with baby #2 on January 9, which will probably turn out to be a week or two later if #1 was any guide.

― mike a, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 14:26 (nineteen years ago) link

way to blow my chances in the pool, you weirdo!

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 15:10 (nineteen years ago) link

the doctor put me back at 50% effaced. Apparently this wiggling-fingers-around-in-my-cooch business is an inexact science.
Kick him/her in the face the next time they try. Sheesh. Since pregnant women can carry on partially dilated for weeks without breaking their water or going into labor, I don't see why all that physical intrusion is called for. The state of the cervix is not a predictor of anything. You'd think it was a holdover from the days before the midwifery movement humanized the experience, but midwives do it too. WTF?

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 16:08 (nineteen years ago) link

OK, cat's out of the bag on the due date for anyone wading through TITTWIS thread still.

― ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 2 December 2005 20:41 (nineteen years ago) link

December 17th, 5:32am

― GET EQUIPPED WITH BUBBLE LEAD (ex machina), Friday, 2 December 2005 20:44 (nineteen years ago) link

induction does not guarantee delivery!

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 2 December 2005 20:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Thank you, Dr. Bonner!

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 2 December 2005 20:57 (nineteen years ago) link

I just meant for anyone wanting a late "educated" guess. Are you going to take your laptop into the delivery room to let us all know straight away?

― ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 2 December 2005 20:57 (nineteen years ago) link

Or, in fact, to just update this thread with, erm, updates.

― ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 2 December 2005 20:58 (nineteen years ago) link

TS: effaced vs shitfaced

― Dan (Lil Baby Kegstand) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:01 (nineteen years ago) link

dude after this baby comes out I am getting totally hammered.

― teeny (teeny), Saturday, 3 December 2005 00:20 (nineteen years ago) link

JUST FUCKING DROP IT ALREADY!

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Saturday, 3 December 2005 00:41 (nineteen years ago) link

december 4th 5pm

― kingfish crab trampycakes (kingfish 2.0), Saturday, 3 December 2005 02:48 (nineteen years ago) link

dec. 4th 5:01 pm

― i have been watching the price is right (anthony), Saturday, 3 December 2005 03:49 (nineteen years ago) link

dude after this baby comes out I am getting totally hammered.

Aha! You can't if you wanna breastfeed! :-)

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Saturday, 3 December 2005 08:34 (nineteen years ago) link

I bet he's going to weigh NINE POUNDS THREE OUNCES.

― StanM (StanM), Sunday, 11 December 2005 21:26 (nineteen years ago) link

dude after this baby comes out I am getting totally hammered.
Aha! You can't if you wanna breastfeed! :-)

Beer is very good for lactation.

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Sunday, 11 December 2005 22:48 (nineteen years ago) link

i believe ailsa wins.

― Penis, NV (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 11 December 2005 22:57 (nineteen years ago) link

Yay! I win! Can I have Teeniest as a prize?

― ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 12 December 2005 01:10 (nineteen years ago) link

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