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i bet im more common than people admit

i brush my teeth 2x/day
i comb my hair 2-3x/day
i never wash my car
i eat 2 meals & 2 snacks / day
i read 2 hrs / day

― Normal, Wednesday, 8 June 2005 02:38 (twenty years ago)

I brush my teeth 2x/day
I never comb my hair
I don't own a car
I eat 3 meals a day
I read 2 hours a day, not for pleasure.

(Interests of disclosure, 30 hours since last had sex)

― edward o (edwardo), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 02:40 (twenty years ago)

It's common, either that or you and I should form a posse.

― You fondle my trigger then you blame my gun / Kate (papa november), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 02:40 (twenty years ago)

I can't imagine going a year without sex. I don't think it's common.

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 02:41 (twenty years ago)

i passed the one year without sex milestone about 2 weeks ago.

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 02:49 (twenty years ago)

i've never had sex, it's been three years since i've been kissed/kissed any body (romantically, of course), probably a day since i've gotten hugged/hugged any body, and a few hours since i've touched somebody. (i'm fairly touchy with friends and family but have uncommonly few relationships.)

― Maria (Maria), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 02:53 (twenty years ago)

I had a gap of nearly two years, and I'm only 23, so it's not uncommon at all.

― edward o (edwardo), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 02:54 (twenty years ago)

You all aren't alone.

There were times when I'd look around a room and think, "Am I the only sumbitch who's not getting laid? Am I just that completely undesirable as a human being?"

I wasn't and I'm not. Neither are you.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 03:01 (twenty years ago)

See the worst thing is I don't even give a fuck anymore than I'm not getting laid. It's like sex doesn't even exist. I don't even feel like theres anything missing from life....that kind of freaks me out.

― You fondle my trigger then you blame my gun / Kate (papa november), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 03:03 (twenty years ago)

once i saw kurt vonnegut address a hall of college students. he told everyone not only is barely anyone in the room getting any, but that that's a good thing. at the end he danced off the stage.

― askdjfhak, Wednesday, 8 June 2005 03:04 (twenty years ago)

xpost: i often feel that too kate! that freaks me out sometimes for sure. i only ever feel like i might be completely undesirable as a human being when people are taken aback that anyone could ever go for a whole year without having sex.

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 03:05 (twenty years ago)

Why would you want to? It's not like having sex is difficult....

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 03:06 (twenty years ago)

I know I'm undesirable, but I also know there are shitloads of undesirable people getting laid. I think I just don't care enough....but by the same token, I think I'm a reasonably sexual person, it's just on the backburner right now.

xpost

― You fondle my trigger then you blame my gun / Kate (papa november), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 03:07 (twenty years ago)

gee Orbit way to make people feel like loserfreaks. that's not like you. (that's not sarcasm)

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 03:07 (twenty years ago)

speaking for myself, it isn't something i particularly 'wanted'. after my last relationship ended (18 months ago) i decided i wanted to be single for a while, then i realised that i didn't like how casual sex made me feel (cheap and dirty). so i stopped altogether.
also i do find it very difficult to meet people i might want to go out with.

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 03:08 (twenty years ago)

I think having sex is incredibly difficult at times.

xpost

― You fondle my trigger then you blame my gun / Kate (papa november), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 03:08 (twenty years ago)

(oh my)

― rett bratner (deangulberry), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 03:08 (twenty years ago)

actually i agree with kate, it can be hugely difficult for me too. i'm mega-shy.

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 03:09 (twenty years ago)

Oops, it is genuine bafflement. If you want to have sex, no matter what you look like, you can have it. It's a social skill, really. I am genuinely surprised. And I did NOT mean to say that if you haven't HAD sex that you are undesireable--that's just silly. Everyone is desireable in some way.

xpost to oops

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 03:10 (twenty years ago)

actually and the backburner thing is the same for me too! i'm focused on other stuff right now.

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 03:10 (twenty years ago)

i never have sex. I ALWAYS MAKE LOVE.

― vahid (vahid), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 03:10 (twenty years ago)

i think your attitude to how easy it is to have sex is poles away from mine orbit.

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 03:11 (twenty years ago)

Yes! Exactly. When you meet someone the same or in my case worse it's virtually impossible to get anything started.

xxxpost to gem

― You fondle my trigger then you blame my gun / Kate (papa november), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 03:11 (twenty years ago)

Maybe it's quality over quantity eh Gem? :)

― You fondle my trigger then you blame my gun / Kate (papa november), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 03:11 (twenty years ago)

gem are you female? if so, it's easy.

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 03:12 (twenty years ago)

admittedly i'm not focussed on much else. kinda gets old.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 03:13 (twenty years ago)

xpost i am female, and i don't think i'm particularly unattractive either. i think this may be a case of 'horses for courses'. congrats on how easy it is for you though! ;)

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 03:14 (twenty years ago)

Pimpin' ain't easy.

― You fondle my trigger then you blame my gun / Kate (papa november), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 03:15 (twenty years ago)

yeah, I want to modify my comment. Just because *I* am, relatively speaking,more concerned with sex, it doesn't mean that people who have better things to do are weird. Kate and gem, you are concentrating on other things--what's to worry about?

And gem, if you are female, you just need to go out with some friends and meet some people, that's all. It's probably your shyness that's getting in the way. There's nothing wrong with you.

And I am not so full of myself that I think I'm a sex goddess. Oh, wait.

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 03:16 (twenty years ago)

All that aside I would like to know what it is that makes you think it's easy for women? Like seriously, impart your amazing wisdom, I've always been shit at hooking up.

― You fondle my trigger then you blame my gun / Kate (papa november), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 03:17 (twenty years ago)

Girl! You are FEMALE! This is what the (straight) men want. Know this when you go out. Being female is all you need. Learn to recognize the spark in the eye of a guy, make eye contact, talk! One thing leads to another!

No matter what guys say or dream about their perfect sex partner, the one who is ready and willing will often do. And does.

PS No I am not a slut.

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 03:20 (twenty years ago)

ok maybe i gave the impression that i'm not social or that i think there is 'something wrong with me'. yes i am shy but i actually do go out with friends and meet people all the time. that doesn't mean i could or even want to jump every person with a penis who is introduced to me though. also, it actually doesn't really bother me that i don't have sex at the moment... except when other people are surprised by it.

the only time i've been good at hooking up is when i've been shitfaced. that's how i met my last three boyfriends. they all ended in tears.

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 03:20 (twenty years ago)

Gem whatever makes you comfortable is the best thing for you.

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 03:21 (twenty years ago)

sure i think anyone could go out and get sex if they really wanted to. that's relatively easy. the hard part is finding someone you *want* to have sex with. meaning it's not *just* about sex.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 03:27 (twenty years ago)

Now I feel really bad for my first reaction, but it was an honest one, and not intended to make anyone feel bad.

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 03:27 (twenty years ago)

I don't feel undesirable about never having sex, because that's based on choice. Takes a lot of the "I'm ugly and nobody likes me!" pressure off, although the lack of relationships can be an alternate measuring stick of failure at life.

― Maria (Maria), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 03:29 (twenty years ago)

like i said, didn't seem like you.
anyway, i think it's common with people who have STANDARDS, which is another word for those who don't get trashed at clubs/bars.
xpost

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 03:30 (twenty years ago)

you don't get trashed at bars? ;)

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 03:31 (twenty years ago)

Huh? I have standards. I've never picked anyone up at a bar, Oops. And I don't do one night stands or people I don't know.

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 03:33 (twenty years ago)

don't take me seriously

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 03:34 (twenty years ago)

Oops I like you. I bet you don't know the reason.

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 03:35 (twenty years ago)

huh???

― Amon (eman), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 03:46 (twenty years ago)

I do not.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 03:47 (twenty years ago)

It's been awhile since i had sex,
One and a half hours since I got kissed by my son before he went to bed,
Half an hour since I got hugged by my son, who is still awake,

I brush my teeth 3 times a day,
I comb my hair twice a day,
I wash my face twice a day,
I wash my car 2-3 times a month,
I eat 2 meals and 2 snacks a day,
I read 3-4 hours a day.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 04:02 (twenty years ago)

Hahaha! It shall remain a mystery.

xpost to oops

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 04:03 (twenty years ago)

I'm pretty mysterious too, yanno.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 04:05 (twenty years ago)

One year ain't shit.

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 04:06 (twenty years ago)

i never did the rest of these

I brush my teeth 3 times a day,
I comb my hair every 2 or 3 days,
I wash my face twice a day,
I never wash my car (water shortage or i would do it pretty often),
I eat 2 meals and 2 snacks a day,
I read 8-10 hours a day (combined work and uni total)

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 04:09 (twenty years ago)

you are unknown.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 04:09 (twenty years ago)

I brush my teeth twice a day
I comb my hair, at most, once a day
I wash my face twice a day
I don't own a car and probably wouldn't wash one if I did
I eat one meal and a whole lot of random bites of leftovers, a slice or two of cheese, a spoonful of ice cream, etc a day
I don't read regularly anymore (unless y'all are counting email and random websites, then it's probably like 2 hours)

― Allyzay flies casual (allyzay), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 04:14 (twenty years ago)

brush 2x day
comb 1x-2x day
wash face 2x day
wash car - 1x month (+2x coin-op self wash exterior only)
eat 2x day
read tons of text all day long but rarely books anymore

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 04:35 (twenty years ago)

I feel so sorry for all of you who cannot use gay.com to solve your problems.

― Vichitravirya XI, Wednesday, 8 June 2005 04:41 (twenty years ago)

Orbit OTM, it's not all that hard to find decent enough people to have sex with. But you can't expect that it's going to be in the context of a "serious relationship" and you do have to have the skill set to do it (and to be ok with having done it).

But it's perfectly fine not to want that. These days I have sex almost despite myself.

(xpost, why are you vaguely anon?)

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 04:44 (twenty years ago)

The last time I had sex was 10 months ago. Before that relationship, it was three years. Since then, I have had one brief hook-up -- I would say we kissed, but we didn't kiss, since she was sick. I kissed her elsewhere. I have no idea what is happening with her. I haven't heard from her since. It's weird, I've never had a brief hook-up like that before.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 04:45 (twenty years ago)

I really don't meet that many people I am interested in.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 04:46 (twenty years ago)

I think it's unfair to say that "it's easy to get laid if you're female". First of all, to some girls it isn't. Secondly, it's easy only if you're willing to accept offers from assholes too. And I assume most people aren't.

Maria, what sort of choice has made you not to have sex? I don't want to offend or anything, I'm just interested.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 07:40 (twenty years ago)

wow i only eat 1 meal a day. you are all so weird

― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 07:43 (twenty years ago)

first off, some people may just honestly find sex disgusting, and if he or she does, there's nothing wrong with that. He or she can survive without having sex. Obviously, thanks to almost any media outlet, people like this will be stamped as freaks.

Also, while there's certainly benefits to relieving sexual tension via having sex with someone (provided you're smart about it, etc.), it can be fortified via masturbation, and having close friends who you can hug and have physical contact with on a somewhat regular basis..

NOT that you should mix hugging that person, and your sexual thoughts, of course.. but there's something to be said about being touched "there", via your hand/toy on a regular basis if need be, and just being touched all over your body via a close friend's hug -- even if the contexts of the two are COMPLETELY different -- that really soothens one's primal being-touched anxiety vs. someone who doesn't bother with either...

Humans instinctly need to occasionally be near warm bodies; and they need to occasionally discharge sexual tension... however, there's more than one way to help with that, if the most popular way isn't available at the moment.

― donut debonair (donut), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 08:02 (twenty years ago)

http://www.fleshlight.com/main/images/products/productLg/lg_342.jpg

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 08:08 (twenty years ago)

When I told one can appreciate physical intimacy and caressing with friends without it necessarily being sexual in nature on this thread, people thought I was weird.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 08:13 (twenty years ago)

1 meal a day, I do hope it’s large?

The longest I’ve been without sex (not counting the virgin years) is 4 months. I didn’t think anything of it, as I don’t normally go without. The only reason I didn’t have sex was because I was felling a little low & couldn’t be arsed.

I agree with orbit, a girl only has to look at a guy and he’ll have sex with them.

Works on me anyway.

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 08:26 (twenty years ago)

do pies or pasties at lunchtime count as a meal?

― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 08:29 (twenty years ago)

Tuomas - i dont think they thought you were really 'weird," it's just that w/ the pictures of all your friends and you cavorting around and everything, it seemed kinda quirky-cute, and ppl had to comment on it (also bcoz then it became an ilx-trend, by that time, and everyone had to chip in since it was the "joke of the week" or whatever - i hate when that happens.)

i kind of pity ppl who feel like they "can't" go without sex for long periods of time at all, since they're pretty weak when it comes to building up the theoretical ojas. also, ramosi otm

― Vichitravirya XI, Wednesday, 8 June 2005 08:30 (twenty years ago)

I agree with orbit, a girl only has to look at a guy and he’ll have sex with them.

Works on me anyway.

But do you really think this works for every girl? And even if it does, it certainly doesn't work for every guy. So unless one's willing to have sex with any guy whosoever, no matter how pathetic the case, one can't have always sex with a snap of one's finger.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 08:38 (twenty years ago)

Anyway, to answer the original quation...

It's been five or six months since I last has sex.
It's been almost the same time since kiseed someone, if you don't count kisses with friends.
It's beem maybe three days since I last hugged someone.

However, in the past I've gone for more than a year without sex too.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 08:40 (twenty years ago)

It's been almost 4 years since I last had sex.
It's been about 2 years since I kissed someone.
I hug my best friend every night.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 08:47 (twenty years ago)

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― Vichitravirya XI, Wednesday, 8 June 2005 08:48 (twenty years ago)

It's been a week and a bit since I had sex (it is an issue at the moment)
I was kissed last night.
I was last hugged on Monday night.
I brush my teeth 2 times a day
I don't comb my hair at all, as it is very short
I wash my face once a day
I wash my car every three-four months
I eat 2 meals and 2 snacks a day on average
I read stuff on the internet all day - I rarely seem to read books
The longest I have been without sex was 19 years and 8 months (ha, and indeed, ha)
Since then the longest gap was a year, but there was sexual contact in that time, just not penetration

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 09:03 (twenty years ago)

It's been four days since I had sex
It's been four days since I was kissed
I was last hugged yesterday evening
I brush my teeth twice a day
I brush my hair once a day
I wash my face twice a day
I have no car
I eat 2 meals every day and sometimes some snacks

― Hanna (Hanna), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 09:46 (twenty years ago)

4 times this week (yay good week)

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 09:50 (twenty years ago)

But do you really think this works for every girl? And even if it does, it certainly doesn't work for every guy. So unless one's willing to have sex with any guy whosoever, no matter how pathetic the case, one can't have always sex with a snap of one's finger.
-- Tuomas (tuomas.alh...), June 8th, 2005 9:38 AM. (Tuomas) (later)

but hands-down-pants would have worked for you though? (from post from that hairy nipple thread)

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 09:58 (twenty years ago)

Teeth: twice a day
Hair: not since July 1996
Face: when necessary (summer makes a big difference)
Car: I get a nice Eastern European chap at Asda to wash it for me, he does a lovely job
Meals: 3 per day, almost never snack.
Touched/kissed: this morning, like every morning.

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 10:11 (twenty years ago)

Awright, who needs lovin'?

― Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 12:24 (twenty years ago)

You.

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 12:27 (twenty years ago)

Katie Holmes isn't worth saving.

― Ian Riese-Moraine. Exposing ambitious careerists as charlatans since 1986. (East, Wednesday, 8 June 2005 12:28 (twenty years ago)

one can't have always sex with a snap of one's finger.

i agree.

But what i was saying was, females can pull easier than males.

In situations where females have smiled and come up to me for what ever, it’s worked. (I ain’t easy before you say).

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 12:32 (twenty years ago)

14 months since I've last had sex
Two or three weeks since I've last kissed/been kissed
Maybe a week or two since I've last been hugged/hugged anybody
It's been twelve hours since I touched/got touched by anybody
Teeth: 2-3 times a day
My hair can't be combed (I have to style it to get it to do anything -- brushes only flatten it)
I don't own a car
I try to eat three meals a day but often only manage two
I wash my face everyday
I'm always reading online, but I have been picking up books more often lately.

― Ian Riese-Moraine. Exposing ambitious careerists as charlatans since 1986. (East, Wednesday, 8 June 2005 12:41 (twenty years ago)

Oh, whine whine whine.

I haven't had sex in about 5 months. That's actually pretty much by choice (except for a drunken misunderstanding.) Kissed... what kind of kiss are we talking about? I had a couple of kisses on the cheek on Monday night. Ditto hugs. Snogging kissing... not in months.

I don't really miss sex. I'm a modern woman, if I get horny, I know how to masturbate. But what I miss is the sensation of just being naked, holding someone. Snuggling. Cuddling. Playing with someone's hair and touching their skin. A lot. And I got in a bit of a mess this past weekend over all this. I have to *really* trust someone in order to let them do this, in a way I don't have to trust someone to just have casual sex.

I don't want a relationship. I want snuggling and a date for scifi films. Anyway...

I brush my teeth once a day
I comb my hair once, sometimes twice a day
I don't own a car
I eat 2 meals a day
I read anywhere from an hour to sixteen hours a day. Depending on how bored I am.

― The Square Root Of Negative Two (kate), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 12:44 (twenty years ago)

It's been...

ONE WEEK SINCE YOU LOOKED AT ME BLAH DIDDY BLAH AND YOU SAID YOU'RE SORRY

― bear nekkid laddies (nickalicious), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 12:46 (twenty years ago)

I am surprised how many people comb their hair. The only time mine gets a comb through it is when the hairdresser does it.

Also, I never ever wash my face. I mean, in the shower I put it in the water but I don't use any soaps or anything on it. Shaving, I suppose, may be a form of face washing.

In all other respects I am normal.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 12:48 (twenty years ago)

Brush teeth: once a day.
Comb hair: don't.
Wash my scooter: once every 6 months or so.
Eat: 2 meals, 2 snacks.
Read: Books for an hour a day before I sleep. Read newspapers, mags, webpages, emails almost constantly, say 6 or so hours a day.

Last had sex: 3 weeks ago.
Last kissed: 4 months ago [I didn't kiss the last two girls I had sex with. It wasn't prostitution, more a case of I didn't fancy them enough to kiss them. I have since revised this shameful attitude and have vowed to follow the standard lips ---> genitals route.]
Last hugged: I'm guessing, about 5 days [hugged by a drunk friend in a club].
Last touched: Depressingly, it may well be the above-mentioned hug. Or when giving coins to the person behind the counter at Kwik Save and my fingers accidentally touched the palm of his hand. I'm not a tactile guy.

― Affectian (Affectian), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 12:49 (twenty years ago)

sex: 6 months
kiss: 2 months
hug: 2 hours
touch: 2 hours
teeth: 2/day
comb: maybe 1/day, at best
carwash: when it rains
eat: 2 meals/day
read: anywhere between 0 and 16 hours/day

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 12:54 (twenty years ago)

i don't drive
i read randomly on trains or before i go to bed, mostly i read textual computer learning books
teeth get brushed once a day, unless i've had lots of sweets and then i brush vigorously afterwards
don't comb my hair
don't drink tea or coffee, mostly water
will never poo at work
only iron my clothes when i need to wear them, sometimes

― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 12:58 (twenty years ago)

Actually the last memorable touch would be on Saturday night, later than the hug. I was dancing with a short girl I know and slapped her hard across the face. All around guys recoil and make moves to get up and come over to deliver a beating but then the short girl kicks me hard in the shin, and smashes a punch to my gut. Then we continue dancing nicely until I grab her by by the back of her hair and shove her away, then she comes over and slaps me across the face. Then we continue dancing nicely until, etc etc.

All good clean fun.

― Affectian (Affectian), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:02 (twenty years ago)

Sex: 4 days
kiss: 4 days
hug: 4 days
touch: 45 seconds, woman from work hit me (jokingly)
teeth: 2 sometimes 3 times a day depending if I’m going out.
Hair: shave No 2 every 10 days at the latest
Car: don’t have one.
Eat: 2 meals + many many snacks
read: varies, no less than 3 hours a day thanks to ILX.

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:06 (twenty years ago)

Affectian, why does that not surprise me!

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:08 (twenty years ago)

Because I'm a sick fuck who has issues with his mother.

― Affectian (Affectian), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:10 (twenty years ago)

(not true)

― Affectian (Affectian), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:10 (twenty years ago)

-It's been a couple of days since I last had sex.
-The longest I have been without sex since age 16 is a couple of months at a time (both in and out of a relationship).
-I kissed someone last night.
-I was last hugged last night
-I brush my teeth 2 times a day
-I don't comb my hair, as that would just make it poofy.
-I wash my face at least once a day, more in the summer.
-I only washed my last car once, before I sold it. This car I have not yet washed. I should probably change the oil, though.
-I eat three meals a day.
-Not counting stuff on the internet, I read from 0-3 hours a day.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:22 (twenty years ago)

Two days since last sex
Longest period without sex was 4 months (excluding the 16 years it took me to get laid the first time)
I kissed someone this morning
I was hugged last night
I brush my teeth twice a day, sometimes thrice
I comb my hair in the morning
I wash my face once a day
I hardly ever drive my car so I don't wash it that often
I eat three meals a day
I read roughly 2-4 hours per day, often more on the weekends

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:28 (twenty years ago)

- I brush my teeth once a day.
- I comb my hair two or three times per day
- I eat three meals a day
- I wash my car maybe once a month, depending on how often I have to park it under the tree in the garden
- I read for 1-2 hrs per day
- I was last hugged two months ago
- I last had sex 20 months ago
- I was last kissed 20 months ago
- I was last touched, physical, yesterday. A co-worker poked me playfully, and I flinched and jumped back.
- All the people who above who claim that anyone who wants sex can get sex are talking shit.

― caitlin (caitlin), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:29 (twenty years ago)

Few days since sex
Longest period without sex was 1.5 years
I kissed someone last night
I cuddled last night
I last touched someone 2 hours ago when they handed me my coffee
I brush my teeth 2x day
I brush my hair once after shower if I put it up, way too much if it's down
I wash my face 2x day
I let the rain wash my car
I eat 2 meals a day + snacks
I don't read books as much as I used to. More on the weekends.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:37 (twenty years ago)

- I brush my teeth twice a day
- I never comb my hair
- I eat two meals a day plus the odd snack
- I washed my car a couple of years ago, I think. My wife washes it occasionally, but not often
- I read for 2+ hrs per day
- I was last hugged this morning by my youngest son
- I last had sex 15 hours ago (yowsa!)
- I was last kissed 14 hours and 58 minutes ago :-P
- I was last touched, physically, this morning

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:38 (twenty years ago)

sex: a little less than a month maybe. will be a lot longer now.
kiss: same as above, for the romantic type. probably a couple of days for the kissing-on-the-cheek type thing
hug/touch: last night
meals: 3 a day, usually
tooth brushing: i try for twice daily, but mostly it's once daily
combing my hair: lots, but it's still a mess
face washing: once or twice a day, try for twice
car not applicable right now
reading: not much of an attention span for it lately, so i read stuff on the internet and watch lots of tv/dvds

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:38 (twenty years ago)

- 3 days since sex
- 4 months longest period without sex since 18 yrs old
- kissed last night
- hugged 3 days ago
- brush teeth twice a day (plus mouthwash)
- two meals a day (plus snacks)
- never brush/comb hair (short)
- no car (when I did, once every 4 months)
- wash face/body once a day
- read 0-1 hours a day (non-internet)
- last touched last night (it's been an "up" week)

― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:44 (twenty years ago)

All the people above who claim that anyone who wants sex can get sex are talking shit

I’d have to disagree; all you have to do is chat someone up or make yourself approachable to the opposite sex. It may take a few attempts but it’ll happen in the end. If you don’t want to do either, you obviously don’t want sex that much.

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:51 (twenty years ago)

i realized, after my latest escapade that i keep yammering on about, that i don't think i can really do casual sex. i think i may have suspected this deep down, but was also like "casual sex would be awesome! none of the burden! just do it and go!" etc. but so with this girl, who i barely even know, i was suddenly all about holding and cuddling with her and telling her i liked her and silently imagining us together and all of this. which is also weird, because i think i'm so used to being single i don't constantly yearn for a relationship -- but when the opportunity is placed in front of me, i can't help myself.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:55 (twenty years ago)

key to casual sex is no numbers, no breakfast

― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:57 (twenty years ago)

sex: 3 days ago
kissed: this morning
touched: this morning
teeth: 2 times a day
comb hair: 1 or 2 times a day
no car
meals: 3 per day OR ELSE
read: 1 hour per day minimum

― Archel (Archel), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:57 (twenty years ago)

accepting you will never have sex again - DUD

― blahbariantheoriginal, Wednesday, 8 June 2005 14:00 (twenty years ago)

all you have to do is chat someone up or make yourself approachable to the opposite sex. It may take a few attempts but it’ll happen in the end.

I have tried. lots of times. it doesn't work.

If you don’t want to do either, you obviously don’t want sex that much.

Ha bloody ha ha.

― caitlin (caitlin), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 14:04 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, all this "it's EASY!" shit is really pissing me off. Maybe it's easy if you aren't painfully shy, suffering from chronic major depression, and completely broke all the fucking time.

Shut the fuck up if you don't know what your talking about, please.

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 14:06 (twenty years ago)

Maria, what sort of choice has made you not to have sex? I don't want to offend or anything, I'm just interested.

Nothing I could defend in a debate or anything. I just know how I've felt after breakups and have observed enough other relationships with and without sex that I'd rather wait for marriage, or at least a permanent-looking relationship. If my romantic future is as uneventful as the present, this (along with the whole idea of marriage and kids and stuff) may just start to look stupid after a few years, though.

and:
I brush my teeth twice a day
I comb my hair twice a day if it's up, 3-5 if it's down (it tangles like mad, how do y'all do it once or twice a day?)
I don't own a car
I eat 2-3 meals a day, sometimes a snack
I don't have an average reading time - sometimes none, sometimes like six hours

― Maria (Maria), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 14:09 (twenty years ago)

Caitlin, I didn’t mean to sound like I was being funny. It’s just that people that moan about something but don’t do anything about it (I do this) annoy me. But I see from your post that you do. Why do you think it doesn’t work for you, the chatting up?

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 14:10 (twenty years ago)

if i were a girl i'd get so much ass. but that's only because i'd totally put out easy.

hey i'm sure this was discussed on like 5 other threads in the past week.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 14:14 (twenty years ago)

I guess I never answered the other questions:

Sex: 10 months
Kiss: 10 days
Been kissed: 10 months
Hugged: 3 days
Teeth: twice a day
Comb hair: I style it with my hands in the morning
Wash face: once a day (but I'm starting to do twice now)
Meals: three a day
Wash car: never (rain, dudes)
Reading (non-Internet): usu. on the train, so 0-2 hours a day

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 14:15 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, all this "it's EASY!" shit is really pissing me off

i never said it was easy, it's far from easy.

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 14:16 (twenty years ago)

xpost: because i'm unattractive in both looks and personailty.

As Ken said, this has all been done to death recently, both by me and other people.

― caitlin (caitlin), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 14:17 (twenty years ago)

how do girls 'get ass'? don't answer that.

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 14:19 (twenty years ago)

Strapons?

― caitlin (caitlin), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 14:19 (twenty years ago)

with both hands

― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 14:20 (twenty years ago)

because i'm unattractive in both looks and personailty

is this what you think or is it what you've been told?

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 14:22 (twenty years ago)

Sex: 6 or 7 days
Kiss, Hug, Been Kissed, Been Hugged: 10 minutes ago
Teeth: once a day
Comb: once a day
Wash face: once a day
Meals: 2.5/day. I'm not sure I can count the coffee + pop tart in the morning as a real meal.
Wash car: I shoot for every year. Sometimes I achieve that.
Reading (non-internet): 1 hour/day, at night.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 14:22 (twenty years ago)

Oh, I forgot to answer the one that's most fun to answer! Excluding the 18 years it took me to lose my virginity, the longest I've gone without sex was 3 1/2 years.

What is the recommended course of action to quench one horn for someone who can't go out to bars/whatever at night because they have a 6-year-old child living with them? Find a babysitter? A BAD babysitter?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 14:26 (twenty years ago)

is this what you think or is it what you've been told?

Both.

― caitlin (caitlin), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 14:26 (twenty years ago)

"i never said it was easy"

"all you have to do..."

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 14:28 (twenty years ago)

"Find a babysitter? A BAD babysitter?"

http://www.cd4sale.it/files/thumbnails/t_20918.jpg

― blahbariantheoriginal, Wednesday, 8 June 2005 14:28 (twenty years ago)

Nicka:

http://www.dailyramblings.com/ramblings/491.php

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 14:30 (twenty years ago)

obvious answer: fuck the babysitter

― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 14:39 (twenty years ago)

It's been a while since sexing, but I eat well and frequently. And I take lots of showers.

― Je4nne ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 14:42 (twenty years ago)

xpost

i see your point, saying "all you have to do..." does kinda look like I’m saying it's easy. But it's not, i know. All i was saying is the only way you or anyone is gonna get anywhere is if you try.

As I’ve said on another thread, no one dies if they get blown out.

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 14:43 (twenty years ago)

haha NYQUIL RAG!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 14:48 (twenty years ago)

xpost: because i'm unattractive in both looks and personality.

Caitlin, I don't know about the former case (it's difficult for me to NOT find any female physically appealing, though!), but the latter? I don't know you too well yet but I can already tell you in all honesty that it's not true!

― Ian Riese-Moraine. Exposing ambitious careerists as charlatans since 1986. (East, Wednesday, 8 June 2005 14:58 (twenty years ago)

Sex: a year and a bit
Longest gap: 2 years
Last kissed: serious snogging, over a year ago.
Last hugged: Yesterday morning
Last touched: Yesterday morning, during the hugging
Teeth brushing: 3x a day
Hair combing: 2x a day
Eating: 3x a day
Reading: Not counting work stuff, probably um.. not much.

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 15:00 (twenty years ago)

I like Slayer.

I brush my teeth 2 times a day
I comb my hair sometimes
I wash my face once a day
I don't have a car
I eat 3 meals and 4 snacks a day
I read 1-2 hours a day

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 16:28 (twenty years ago)

sex, kissing etc - this morning
brush teeth - 2x a day
eating - 3x a day, 2 if really busy
hair - comb/brush 1x day
reading - not counting blogs/online articles etc, i prob only read once every 2/3 nights
almost never wash car
shower 1x day

― jermaine (jnoble), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 16:31 (twenty years ago)

listening to music - 5/6 hours a day
watching television - 3/4 hours a day
killing time on the internet - 2/3 hours a day
(NB: these tasks are often combined)
randomly worrying - 2/3 hours a day
walking - 1/2 hours a day

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 16:36 (twenty years ago)

last had sex (as in intercourse): in april, i think
last fooled around: couple a weeks ago stayed over at a girl's house, tho a month ago now there was some cunnlingus involved with a different girl
last kissed: two saturdays ago, on a dance floor
last hugged: saturday, i think
last date: maybe saturday was a date? i don't really know/care
brush a teeth: probably only once a day (gross i know)
meals: two to three a day
hair: brush 2 times or so with hairbrush, run hands through it all day long
reading: all the time, voraciously
car: don't own one any more, sorta wish i did again
shower: at least once a day, more in the summertime

would like to have sex/fool around/kiss/cuddle/all that good stuff: asap

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 16:40 (twenty years ago)

Jel OTM.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 16:42 (twenty years ago)

sexed 3 months ago, longest gap 10 months or so
kissed 2 months ago
hugged 1.5 weeks ago
touched don't remember? couple days?
brush teeth 2x/day
wash face 2x/day
eat many times/day
never brush hair
read many hours/day, counting math books, maybe 1 hr for pleasure (non internet)
wash car 1x/year
shower 1x/day

i'm pretty happy not having anybody around. i don't want to have sex with people i don't really like.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 16:43 (twenty years ago)

last had sex: three weeks ago
last fooled around: same
last kissed: same
last hugged: yesterday
last date: three weeks ago
brush teeth: 2/day
meals: 2-3/day
hair: don't brush/comb
reading: a few hours/day
wash car: a year and a half (don't own/use anymore)
shower: 1/day

― C0L1N B... (C0L1N B...), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 16:46 (twenty years ago)

also kate what sci-fi movies we talkin' 'bout?!?

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 16:49 (twenty years ago)

Sex: last week
Longest gap: over a year
Last kissed: this morning
Last hugged: this morning
Last touched: this morning
Teeth brushing: twice a day
Hair combing: maybe once a day
Eating: ~2.5 a day
Reading: a good bit, but never quite enough--too much interweb

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 16:50 (twenty years ago)

oh, i usually shower twice a day and i wash and wax my car like once a year.

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 16:51 (twenty years ago)

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