― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 14:05 (twenty years ago)
― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 14:08 (twenty years ago)
― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 14:08 (twenty years ago)
― k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 14:09 (twenty years ago)
― mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 14:11 (twenty years ago)
― Mädchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 14:12 (twenty years ago)
― On one hand I've got myself to blame (Lynskey), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 14:39 (twenty years ago)
― Onimo (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 14:41 (twenty years ago)
― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 14:42 (twenty years ago)
― Frogm@n Henry, Tuesday, 21 June 2005 14:43 (twenty years ago)
― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 16:03 (twenty years ago)
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 17:00 (twenty years ago)
― Aimless (Aimless), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 17:03 (twenty years ago)
― Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 17:08 (twenty years ago)
Sorry.
― tissp! (the impossible shortest specia), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 17:11 (twenty years ago)
― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 17:12 (twenty years ago)
― Sadly, he will be the next Alexis Petridish. (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 23:58 (nineteen years ago)
― disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Thursday, 26 October 2006 00:13 (nineteen years ago)
― joggin' with the devil (kenan), Thursday, 26 October 2006 00:21 (nineteen years ago)
― King-a-Ling (King-a-Ling), Thursday, 26 October 2006 00:32 (nineteen years ago)
― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 26 October 2006 00:35 (nineteen years ago)
― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 26 October 2006 00:37 (nineteen years ago)
― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 26 October 2006 00:42 (nineteen years ago)
― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 26 October 2006 00:50 (nineteen years ago)
― PappaWheelie, don't fuck this up (PappaWheelie 2), Thursday, 26 October 2006 01:36 (nineteen years ago)
― Abbott (Abbott), Thursday, 26 October 2006 02:26 (nineteen years ago)
― cocksure triumphalism at its most vacant (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 26 October 2006 02:27 (nineteen years ago)
― badg (badg), Thursday, 26 October 2006 03:13 (nineteen years ago)
― You've Had Your Chances (noodle vague), Thursday, 26 October 2006 08:02 (nineteen years ago)
― Sir Tehrance HoBB (the pirate king), Thursday, 26 October 2006 08:03 (nineteen years ago)
"Marianne, I said you're only supposed to blow the bloody Doors off."
― Treblekicker (treblekicker), Thursday, 26 October 2006 08:13 (nineteen years ago)
― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Thursday, 26 October 2006 08:19 (nineteen years ago)
"WELL, YOU ALWAYS TOLD ME THAT ONE DAY I WOULD END UP FARTING MY GUTS OUT, AND TODAY IT FINALLY HAPPENED. BUT BY THE GRACE OF GOD, SOME VASELINE AND TWO FINGERS. I THINK I GOT MOST OF THEM BACK IN."
― jergïns, Saturday, 24 November 2007 21:56 (eighteen years ago)
"Fuck off!"
― snoball, Sunday, 25 November 2007 00:05 (eighteen years ago)
"can you fill it full of urine?"
― snoball, Sunday, 25 November 2007 00:07 (eighteen years ago)
"he was hit by a bouncing brick"
― darraghmac, Sunday, 25 November 2007 06:23 (eighteen years ago)
schtupp and down and schtupp and down
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 25 November 2007 07:05 (eighteen years ago)
"It was no great loss and it certainly wasn't a fucking accident"
― Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 25 November 2007 07:18 (eighteen years ago)
So tell me, sport, do you believe that?
― milo z, Sunday, 25 November 2007 07:24 (eighteen years ago)
fuck you, clown
― gbx, Sunday, 25 November 2007 07:28 (eighteen years ago)
Que te importa si yo tomo o no?!
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 25 November 2007 07:37 (eighteen years ago)
Nothing, you already done told her twice.
― milo z, Sunday, 25 November 2007 07:40 (eighteen years ago)
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
― Abbott, Sunday, 25 November 2007 07:56 (eighteen years ago)
(Abbott! I was just coming here to post that! That is completely bizarre!)
― roxymuzak, Sunday, 25 November 2007 09:46 (eighteen years ago)
"Bass solo."
― Noodle Vague, Sunday, 25 November 2007 10:39 (eighteen years ago)
"It was like a Gusher!"
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 25 November 2007 10:44 (eighteen years ago)
"It's a nick-nack, Paddy Wack, give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone!"
― ledge, Sunday, 25 November 2007 10:46 (eighteen years ago)
"Now Hans that does dishes is as soft as Gervais with a mild green furry-lipped squid."
"because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken"
― snoball, Sunday, 25 November 2007 10:52 (eighteen years ago)
"That's okay, I'm just an ex-tractor fan."
― Noodle Vague, Sunday, 25 November 2007 10:53 (eighteen years ago)
SWINGIN SWORDS LIKE SHINOBI!
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 25 November 2007 11:03 (eighteen years ago)
uh, glaucoma
Silly Rabbi, kicks are for trids!
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Sunday, 25 November 2007 11:06 (eighteen years ago)
No, the brick.
....and so the farmer says to the him, "Taste the other side!"
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Sunday, 25 November 2007 11:07 (eighteen years ago)
"Didn't you know? You always get tulips from hamster jam."
― Noodle Vague, Sunday, 25 November 2007 11:10 (eighteen years ago)
"I did. And they had such a great time so now I'm taking them to the seaside!"
― ledge, Sunday, 25 November 2007 11:21 (eighteen years ago)
"got you back"
― snoball, Sunday, 25 November 2007 11:38 (eighteen years ago)
My silkboxers in your mommy's hamper
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 25 November 2007 11:45 (eighteen years ago)
"eh, it could be worse. could a been cancer"
― darraghmac, Sunday, 25 November 2007 13:31 (eighteen years ago)
poTAYtoes?!?!
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 25 November 2007 13:33 (eighteen years ago)
A pig that smart, you can't eat it all at once.
-- Abbott (Abbott), Thursday, October 26, 2006 2:26 AM
that shit is hilarious
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 25 November 2007 13:34 (eighteen years ago)
"your mother was up on the roof"
― snoball, Sunday, 25 November 2007 14:21 (eighteen years ago)
Here's a quarter, take four of your friends with you.
― nickn, Sunday, 25 November 2007 19:21 (eighteen years ago)
I keep on wanting to post
"And I thought they smelled bad on the OUTside!"
Someone please write joke with that puncline kthx
― ledge, Sunday, 25 November 2007 20:23 (eighteen years ago)
http://bp1.blogger.com/_rpyxj2cXabk/R0kr5uXYxEI/AAAAAAAABGk/yYjKJlXe_Eo/s320/Marmaduke+has+a+posse+jaypeg.jpg
― Abbott, Sunday, 25 November 2007 20:40 (eighteen years ago)
The Pope died a virgin.
― melton mowbray, Sunday, 25 November 2007 22:06 (eighteen years ago)
bubbles is his dog
― impudent harlot, Sunday, 25 November 2007 22:29 (eighteen years ago)
Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald
― Oilyrags, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 19:21 (seventeen years ago)
"Really?? You have a drink named Fred?"
― Race Against Rockism (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, 1 January 2010 10:12 (sixteen years ago)
"You're very clever, young man, very clever", said the old lady. "But it's Roombas all the way down!"
― un(!)registered (unregistered), Friday, 1 January 2010 15:22 (sixteen years ago)
The film my 2005 punchline came from has just been on telly :)
― Madchen, Friday, 1 January 2010 15:24 (sixteen years ago)
"Through a tube inserted in the back of its head."
― Cricket riding a tumbleweed (Plasmon), Saturday, 2 January 2010 05:14 (sixteen years ago)
"Because they have no attachments!"
― Without Curves, I would feel deflated. I like Curves. They are best. (Stevie D), Saturday, 2 January 2010 07:25 (sixteen years ago)
("Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners?")
"I didn't say she was acting crazy, I said she was fucking Goofy!"
― mikebee (BATTAGS), Saturday, 2 January 2010 07:27 (sixteen years ago)
― Without Curves, I would feel deflated. I like Curves. They are best. (Stevie D), Saturday, 2 January 2010 07:25 (7 minutes ago) Bookmark
jeez thread premise ain't simple enough forya?
― Not a reactionary git, just an idiot. (darraghmac), Saturday, 2 January 2010 07:34 (sixteen years ago)
Am trying to work out what this joek is, I'm curious.
― millivanillimillenary (Trayce), Saturday, 2 January 2010 07:35 (sixteen years ago)
"That's a hot pizza ass!"
― latebloomer, Saturday, 2 January 2010 17:31 (sixteen years ago)
It was a shit zoo.
― Communi-Bear Silo State (chap), Saturday, 2 January 2010 17:39 (sixteen years ago)
The eight year-old in my basement!
― Communi-Bear Silo State (chap), Saturday, 2 January 2010 17:41 (sixteen years ago)
"Silly rabbi, kicks are for Trids!"
― I X Love (Abbott), Saturday, 2 January 2010 19:12 (sixteen years ago)
"and then for my final wish i just asked for my head to be an orange"
― Not a reactionary git, just an idiot. (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 11:49 (sixteen years ago)
"^^ suggest ban"
― striker, currently playing for Italian Serie A club Milan (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 11:51 (sixteen years ago)
― I X Love (Abbott), Saturday, January 2, 2010 2:12 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Yes!
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Wednesday, 6 January 2010 12:38 (sixteen years ago)
And that was before I noticed:
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Sunday, November 25, 2007 6:06 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
: )
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Wednesday, 6 January 2010 12:40 (sixteen years ago)
"i've still got my tights on!"
― jed_, Saturday, 9 October 2010 03:01 (fifteen years ago)
"Well... I'm a rapist."
― not everything is a campfire (ian), Saturday, 9 October 2010 03:09 (fifteen years ago)
Because you can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on your face.
― (Simple) (Elegant) (Stevie D), Saturday, 9 October 2010 03:09 (fifteen years ago)
"no, but I speak Coyoyote!"
― why delonge face? (unregistered), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 19:16 (fourteen years ago)
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
― kkvgz, Tuesday, 5 July 2011 19:18 (fourteen years ago)
"For fucks sake, by a ticket this week"
― SB OK (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 19:53 (fourteen years ago)
"Because his dick tastes like shit."
― the tune is space, Tuesday, 5 July 2011 19:55 (fourteen years ago)
Apple Sauce!
― skinny arbuckle (latebloomer), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 19:56 (fourteen years ago)
"Because [celebrity name] doesn't have a dead boy in the trunk of his car."
― the tune is space, Tuesday, 5 July 2011 19:59 (fourteen years ago)
"You only get four fingers in a Kit Kat"
― SB OK (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 20:00 (fourteen years ago)
"Because they're mine."
― the tune is space, Tuesday, 5 July 2011 20:08 (fourteen years ago)
"i just love crushed pineapple"
― Looking for that #Swagu? (contenderizer), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 21:36 (fourteen years ago)
there are twenty of them
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 5 July 2011 23:09 (fourteen years ago)
a drummer
― a man is only a guy (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 23:12 (fourteen years ago)
"Dear Joan, thanks for the new ears, love Niki Lauda"
― SB OK (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 23:15 (fourteen years ago)
your dad's cock taste funny
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 5 July 2011 23:18 (fourteen years ago)
the other molests little boys
― sarahel, Tuesday, 5 July 2011 23:21 (fourteen years ago)
I really want to write a long, shaggy dog story joke that ends with "Manny Rivers took off, and I can't seem to find my grape soda"
― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Monday, 9 April 2012 01:27 (thirteen years ago)
Better make it 8. I don't think I can eat 10.
― andrew m., Monday, 9 April 2012 01:31 (thirteen years ago)
that was when i hovered
― the kids are alt right (darraghmac), Monday, 31 October 2016 05:26 (nine years ago)
you should be used to people making jokes about it by now.
― sarahell, Monday, 31 October 2016 05:35 (nine years ago)
Two plains
― flappy bird, Monday, 31 October 2016 05:42 (nine years ago)
"Fuck 'em"
― nom de grrrrr (Noodle Vague), Monday, 31 October 2016 06:37 (nine years ago)