WAR OF WORLDS MOVIE.

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pretty good!

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 00:54 (twenty years ago)

scary

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 00:54 (twenty years ago)

http://www.antibet.ukonline.co.uk/cruivamp.jpg

Gear! (Ill Cajun Gunsmith) (Gear!), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 00:57 (twenty years ago)

im looking forward to it! even tom cruise can't ruin my love of malevolent extraterrestrials!

Mr. Vas Djifrens (byzantum), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 00:57 (twenty years ago)

i hope only the aliens win of course, if they be sons of the void.

Mr. Vas Djifrens (byzantum), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 00:58 (twenty years ago)

pretty good!

*looks askance*

So how much does it clone Signs anyway?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 00:59 (twenty years ago)

it was like signs if signs was good.

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:00 (twenty years ago)

i mean there were DEFINITELY a lot of problems, especially in the last act when the movie is stuck in a cellar for like 30 hours. but the opening invasion + terrified fleeing + mini-titanic style is scary and exciting!

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:01 (twenty years ago)

i liked that it copped signs' ant's-eye-view thing. no president, no scientist, very few "news reports"

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:02 (twenty years ago)

Deus ex machina? Or is it faithful to the book this time?

Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:03 (twenty years ago)

xxx-post

how can it be a clone of signs if signs itself was a war of the worlds rip-off?

i really liked signs in its own cheesy way.

no doubt it will be better than independence day, but that's not difficult.

still i am anticipating this movie.

im looking forward to it! even tom cruise can't ruin my love of malevolent extraterrestrials!

-- Mr. Vas Djifrens (THEWARLOCK8...), June 28th, 2005.

what he said.

latebloomer: now with 20% less cetacean content (latebloomer), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:04 (twenty years ago)

crankypants your question doesn't make sense.

and actually i thought signs DID have some stuff going for it (though it was, as pointed out, a war of the worlds ripoff--AND an owen meany ripoff!)

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:05 (twenty years ago)

cruise is used well here. he's actually pretty dece.

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:06 (twenty years ago)

crankypants your question doesn't make sense.

How so?

Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:08 (twenty years ago)

cuz the original's ending is total deus ex machina! (in a good way)

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:09 (twenty years ago)

The original's ending is well clever though. The original Hollywood film ended in some wacky agenda-driven divine providence.

Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:10 (twenty years ago)

slocki do the aliens look cool?

latebloomer: now with 20% less cetacean content (latebloomer), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:18 (twenty years ago)

I was gonna say, Adam, when is the sudden onset of a vulnerability to earth's micro-organisms not a deus ex machina?

It's all like

TRIPOD: "BAM, BAM, TAKE THIS MOTHAFUCKAS, AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE A MARTIAN PARTY!"

*blasts of heat ray, destruction of London*

TRIPOD 2: "THIS IS HOW WE MOTHERFUCKING RO...HEY, XBALU'AHNTH, I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD. I'M A LIE DOWN."

* tripod 2 crashes to the ground*

TRIPOD 1: "WHAT THE...*SNEEZE*...AW HELL NAW!"

*tripod 1 crashes to the ground*

NARRATOR: "Ahah, DO YOU SEE, the tiny micro-organisms destroyed the GIGANTIC WAR MACHINES, DO YOU SEE?

FIN.

Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:19 (twenty years ago)

latebloomer: the tripods look AWESOME, the aliens themselves... well... they kinda suck.

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:20 (twenty years ago)

it's like enough with the humanoid, two-eyes-and-a-mouth overly CGIish aliens already!!

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:21 (twenty years ago)

Aren't they like three legged vag-mouthed things?

Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:22 (twenty years ago)

you're thinking of the tripods!

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:22 (twenty years ago)

awww:-/ well obviously these things are subjective, so hopefully i'll disagree when i see it, but i wouldnt'be surprised if you were right.

so they aren't reminiscent of the critters in Wells' novel (basically giant octopi)?

latebloomer: now with 20% less cetacean content (latebloomer), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:24 (twenty years ago)

No, from what I've heard I thought they were mini-tripods themselves? Don't tell me they've got arms and legs and such? Daaamn.

Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:24 (twenty years ago)

when you first see them they seem like mini-tripods but then you quickly realize they're kind of boring movie aliens. i don't think he should've shown them at all actually.

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:26 (twenty years ago)

Anyhoo, does the film live up to the 'American Holocaust' talk bandied about? Like, is it more a film about survival and a huge diaspora, rather than action and saving the world?

Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:29 (twenty years ago)

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well i guess the poster gives part of it away:

http://www.cinemasavvy.com/w/images/waroftheworlds.jpg

but the 1953 War of the Worlds had humanoid martians:

http://www.chokingonpopcorn.com/popcorn/wp-uploaded/WOTW-4.jpg

slocki are they similar to the 1953 critters?

latebloomer: now with 20% less cetacean content (latebloomer), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:30 (twenty years ago)

Anyhoo, does the film live up to the 'American Holocaust' talk bandied about? Like, is it more a film about survival and a huge diaspora, rather than action and saving the world?

-- Mike Stuchbery (michael.stuchber...), June 28th, 2005.

yeah i'm interested in that angle too! is it done well?

latebloomer: now with 20% less cetacean content (latebloomer), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:31 (twenty years ago)

i should just shut and ee it shouldn't i?

latebloomer: now with 20% less cetacean content (latebloomer), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:32 (twenty years ago)

shut and ee!!

it's definitely more about survival and alien-avoidance than alien-fighting. which is pretty cool although it definitely has its own dramatic disadvantages.

but fuck!! there's some seriously dark, scary stuff. spielberg definitely impressed me on that count.

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:33 (twenty years ago)

(would not go so far as to say "american holocaust," though!!)

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:34 (twenty years ago)

arrgh "shut up and see it" i meant. lol.

but damn i cant wait. i love me science fiction movies.

latebloomer: now with 20% less cetacean content (latebloomer), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:35 (twenty years ago)

me too!!

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:35 (twenty years ago)

it's pretty awesome that he went the saving private ryan camerawork route for this. well, almost. i wish he'd committed to that more actually.

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:38 (twenty years ago)

s1ocki, I know we don't always agree on everything, but I want you to know that I had NO intention of seeing this until you said it was good. I AM TRUSTING YOU NOW.

I'm bad and dirty and going to hell (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:52 (twenty years ago)

you mean the jittery strobe effects and so on? the hyperreal stuff?

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:54 (twenty years ago)

NO intention?!?! i always thought it looked pretty good, cruise notwithstanding

ryan (ryan), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:55 (twenty years ago)

To be honest, I was planning an out and out BOYCOTT! Like in the good old days!

I'm bad and dirty and going to hell (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:56 (twenty years ago)

I'm so glad Tom Cruise hasn't turned Dakota Fanning into a scientologist.

Ian Riese-Moraine has been xeroxed into a conduit! (Eastern Mantra), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:56 (twenty years ago)

She narrated the Henry Darger movie!

I'm bad and dirty and going to hell (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:58 (twenty years ago)

i have no interest in seeing this because i'm sure it will give me nightmares

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:58 (twenty years ago)

xpost

ew

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:58 (twenty years ago)

I'm so glad Tom Cruise hasn't turned Dakota Fanning into a scientologist.

Bet she's got the xenu playing cards though.

Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:59 (twenty years ago)

ew

Depends on your perspective!

I'm bad and dirty and going to hell (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 02:01 (twenty years ago)

http://www.abcd-artbrut.org/IMG/doc-741.jpg

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 02:04 (twenty years ago)

you mean the jittery strobe effects and so on? the hyperreal stuff?

yeah, kinda. not as intense, not as strobey though. but it's very subjective camerawork, shakey, not a lot of nice shots of the aliens.

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 02:08 (twenty years ago)

the aliens were a bit pointless

jones (actual), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 02:15 (twenty years ago)

i loved it but its major flaws are very weird ones

jones (actual), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 02:19 (twenty years ago)

TRIPOD 2: "THIS IS HOW WE MOTHERFUCKING RO...HEY, XBALU'AHNTH, I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD. I'M A LIE DOWN."

bahahaha. "Yo, CH'UXTHANLGSE, let's go blastin' on some fools!"

kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 02:23 (twenty years ago)

i don't trust anyone to judge spielberg films but me but this is encouraging news!

ryan (ryan), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 02:23 (twenty years ago)

i wish it had been ice cube instead of tom cruise

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 02:28 (twenty years ago)

"What is this tripod shit?" *scowls meanly at aliens, busts some caps*

latebloomer: now with 20% less cetacean content (latebloomer), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 03:26 (twenty years ago)

"scowls meanly" is pretty much ice cube's only facial expression. really someone could just make the "generic ice-cube closeup" and then shoot various kinds of movies around it: romance, action, historical, etc.

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 04:38 (twenty years ago)

[shot of deer wandering through woods]

http://www.all-pictures-photos.com/images/ice-cube/ice-cube-011-img.jpg

[shot of woman tossing about a bed in a negligée]

http://www.all-pictures-photos.com/images/ice-cube/ice-cube-011-img.jpg

[a helicopter makes a desperate escape from a erupting volcano]

http://www.all-pictures-photos.com/images/ice-cube/ice-cube-011-img.jpg

[cornwallis surrenders at yorktown, surrounded by his troops]

http://www.all-pictures-photos.com/images/ice-cube/ice-cube-011-img.jpg

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 04:41 (twenty years ago)

WELCOME TA ERF

kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 04:53 (twenty years ago)

roffle!

latebloomer: now with 20% less cetacean content (latebloomer), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 05:03 (twenty years ago)

mike, your synopsis rules with a mighty fist.

s1ocki, as a take on Wells, how would you say it compares to League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Volume 2?

rogermexico (rogermexico), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 05:26 (twenty years ago)

Say, I thought the orig novel was set in england. The movie's all set in the US innit? And never even shows a war of THE WORLD.

I dunno... call it a thing, but it always annoys me when films do that.

Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 05:33 (twenty years ago)

a little known fact is that the original draft was set in papua new gunea, but then Welles realized, "oh i live in england, don't i?" and thus history was made.

latebloomer: now with 20% less cetacean content (latebloomer), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 05:50 (twenty years ago)

HAHAHA, TRAYCE, YOU GET TO SEE NEWS REPORTS OF ATTACKS ACROSS EUROPE IN THE FILM!

Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 05:56 (twenty years ago)

germs are not a deus ex machina (unless you the viewer have never heard of the concept of germs before and therefore consider them to be somehow a supernatural item): the point is being made that even beings from another star find themselves Slaves to the Real

as is well-known (to the point of being tedious), up to the 20th century at least, more soldiers at war died of disease than wounds sustained in combat

mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 07:01 (twenty years ago)

hey, where are the aliens in the movie supposed to be from? i assume they're not from mars anymore...

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 07:12 (twenty years ago)

A virus kills the aliens. Hang on, how is this different from Independance Day again?

*flees*

Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 07:17 (twenty years ago)

Aw come on Justin they have to be from mars! Otherwise how can Rick Wakeman sing THE SONG!

... if they dont have that song in the movie I am not seeing it. I wanted to air-keyboard.

Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 07:18 (twenty years ago)

*sadly watches Trayce fleeing as he didnt understand that joke and needs it explaining but she is now far*

mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 07:18 (twenty years ago)

THE CHANCES OF MY JOKE MAKING EXCELSIOR
WAS A MILLION TO ONE
BUT STILL, I TYPED IT.

Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 07:21 (twenty years ago)

... I'm sorry. I'm on the night shift, and my brain's fried.

Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 07:21 (twenty years ago)

FAREWELL TRAYCE YOU LAAAME-ARRRR!

*keyboard flourish*

Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 07:48 (twenty years ago)

Does the movie have the mad artillary man, proposing his idea of a 'brave new world' underground? i will despair if this has been left out.

"Come and look! I've already started digging.."

Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 08:21 (twenty years ago)

Yes it does.

Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 10:10 (twenty years ago)

I want you to know that I had NO intention of seeing this until you said it was good.

you told me last week that you'd probably see it! CAUGHT! You see everything!

kyle (akmonday), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 12:45 (twenty years ago)

you fux0rz are making me want to see this even though it's got that shithead tom cruise in it. Grrr.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 12:51 (twenty years ago)

mad artillary man: check. but you will wish you didn't hope for this.

pashmina it's one of the great modern meta-cruise roles, where his the character's cruiseness irritates even his own family and very quickly proves itself useless (it is actually very good casting)

jones (actual), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 13:38 (twenty years ago)

does scientology have a concept of blasphemy?

jones (actual), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 14:11 (twenty years ago)

mad artillary man: check. but you will wish you didn't hope for this.

How come? Next you'll be telling me that it *isn't* David Essex.

Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 14:16 (twenty years ago)

(ho ho ho)

Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 14:20 (twenty years ago)

I generally like Spielberg (and could tolerate Cruise in all but the ACTING crap-end of Minority Report), but I wish half the Opening Weekend audience could resolve to delay seeing it for a week. That would launch a real apocalyptic panic in Hollywood.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 14:23 (twenty years ago)

There was a similar "oh if only people would just STAY AWAY" rant in an Esquire two months back re: Star Wars III's opening weekend. You can measure the success of that plea.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 14:26 (twenty years ago)

It looks like Signs with lots of homosexual longing between father and Rob Thomas-looking son.

Leon C. (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 14:31 (twenty years ago)

Well the "I WISH" pins it as exactly that.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 14:36 (twenty years ago)

it actually seems like spielberg got so fed up with m.night making all those "i'm the next spielberg" comments circa Signs that he made this movie as a smackdown

morbius are you wishing hollywood would only make bad blockbusters??

jones (actual), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 14:41 (twenty years ago)

"scowls meanly" is pretty much ice cube's only facial expression.

no!! he also has "sweet smile." SEE ONE ARE WE THERE YET.

s1ocki, as a take on Wells, how would you say it compares to League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Volume 2?

obviously not as inventive (in its divergences) and ridonkulous--much more straightforward. but good in that way. i mean it's 180 degrees away from alan moore's version (unsurprisingly).

germs are not a deus ex machina (unless you the viewer have never heard of the concept of germs before and therefore consider them to be somehow a supernatural item): the point is being made that even beings from another star find themselves Slaves to the Real

i dunno! the calvalry arriving still counts as deus ex machina even if you've heard of calvalry before, doesn't it?

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 14:41 (twenty years ago)

There was a similar "oh if only people would just STAY AWAY" rant in an Esquire two months back re: Star Wars III's opening weekend. You can measure the success of that plea.
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), June 28th, 2005 8:26 AM. (Ned) (later) (link)


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It looks like Signs with lots of homosexual longing between father and Rob Thomas-looking son.
-- Leon C. (nicole.kessle...), June 28th, 2005 8:31 AM. (Ex Leon) (later) (link)


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Well the "I WISH" pins it as exactly that.
-- Dr Morbius (wjwe...), June 28th, 2005 8:36 AM. (Dr Morbius) (later) (link)


HAHAHAH is this an xpost? or not?

kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 15:01 (twenty years ago)

The thing that irritates me is that Tom's recent bugfuckery will have no bearing on people's desire to go see this movie.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 15:03 (twenty years ago)

as well it shouldn't!

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 15:04 (twenty years ago)

Yes it should. Everyone should realize that Tom Cruise sucks ass and ashouldn't be put into otherwise perfectly enjoyable movies.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 15:12 (twenty years ago)

but he's good in this!

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 15:40 (twenty years ago)

I'd rather have weasels eat my eyes than find that out for myself.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 15:45 (twenty years ago)

obviously not as inventive (in its divergences) and ridonkulous--much more straightforward. but good in that way. i mean it's 180 degrees away from alan moore's version (unsurprisingly).

So Hyde doesn't rape the invisible man in this one then... sigh...

rogermexico (rogermexico), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 15:48 (twenty years ago)

:(

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 15:52 (twenty years ago)

anyway, dan, i think the best point i can make here is that you love hayden christensen. you looooooove him.

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 15:56 (twenty years ago)

I do??? Since when???

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 15:57 (twenty years ago)

since you were a baby!

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 16:01 (twenty years ago)

Me on "Revenge Of The Sith":

Okay, so I saw this on Saturday and my main thoughts are:

1) WOW WHAT A GREAT MOVIE!!!
2) It's really too bad that Hayden Christensen has the acting chops of a bundt cake.

I mean, Natalie Portman is by no means the world's greatest actress, BUT if she'd been paired up with someone who could actually GIVE energy to a scene rather than sucking all of the energy out of it like a gigantic sponge, leaving a vacuous pit of uneasy glower reminsicent of the expression on the face of someone with rampant diarrhea waiting in a long restroom line in place of emoting and connecting with the other people in the scene, both II and III would have been MUCH MUCH better.

Having said that, the bits at the end where completely lost his shit and was chewing up the lava planet were awesome; the rest of the movie needed more of that in order to make his fall believeable.

[...]

See, Hayden was so ridiculously awful to me that everyone else seemed to be operating at the master thespian level, including the random Twi'lek Jedi who got gunned down like she was some kind of dog.

[...]

(hahaha I hadn't read the rest of this thread but I see that the "Hayden C is gorgeous ergo he must be a good actor" brigade is in full effect upthread)

(at least that was what was going on with the one person in our group who didn't think he completely, totally, utterly sucked ass on a level specially invented for his performance in the movie, so I'm just going to apply it to everyone who liked him in the movie because that's the only explanation that makes any rational sense to me for any positive commentary about any scene he had before the lava planet)

[...]

I went into this movie looking for:

a) an explanation of what led Anakin to the dark side;
b) an explanation of how Padme died;
c) lots and lots of cool lightsaber duels;
d) Yoda kicking ass.

The movie delivered on all four and added as a bonus gave some of the best performances in a Star Wars movie to date (Ewan MacGregor, Ian McDirmand). Furthermore, the entire showdown between Anakin, Padme and Obi-Wan was stellar.

HAVING SAID ALL OF THAT, part of the fun of these movies is how campily AWFUL certain aspects are, like Luke the Irredeemable Whiner from the first trilogy and Anakin the Jedi Mannequin in the second trilogy. There isn't a moment in the movie where I thought that Anakin actually gave a shit about Padme's existence, even in the selfish "I must have you at any cost" way that needed to be conveyed in order for his turning to make any sense; poor Natalie Portman spent the whole movie wringing anguished tears from her vagina and Hayden just kind of looked at her like she was maybe hiding a particularly quenching Orange Julius under her shirt and maybe after he finished his workout he'd be thirsty enough to pay attention to her. Conversely, Mark Hamill played Luke as if he was a six-year-old stuck in a post-pubescent body, ping-ponging wildly between "OOOH TOYS!" and "OOOH BOOBIES!" for the first two movies.

The Ghost of Sticks And Stones Etc (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 16:03 (twenty years ago)

You've got a Bruce Willis/Cybill Shepard love-hate vibe going. I bet 10 minutes after writing those posts you were making out in the broom closet.

n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 16:06 (twenty years ago)

Wow I hate you.

The Ghost of David Addison (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 16:07 (twenty years ago)

Or do you love me?

n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 16:09 (twenty years ago)

Mwah mwah mwah!

n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 16:09 (twenty years ago)

Let's see what you look like in orange Reeboks.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 16:09 (twenty years ago)

dan my admittedly clumsy point is (now, at least) that you could enjoy a movie while hating its star

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 16:25 (twenty years ago)

sounds like loooooooove to me!

kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 16:27 (twenty years ago)

Oh, I agree with that. I just don't want any of my money going to Tom Cruise in any way, shape or form, ergo I will avoid this movie for as long as humanly possible.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 16:29 (twenty years ago)

i would suggest doing a sneak-in because i think there's a lot about this movie i imagine you'll enjoy!

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 16:30 (twenty years ago)

Really? I just can't see how it would be any good -- it has that creepy Dakota Fanning, for starters...

Leon C. (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 16:31 (twenty years ago)

i am going to go out on a limb here and suggest that nicole and dan might not like this.

jones (actual), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 16:38 (twenty years ago)

Was anyone else out there a fan of the War Of The Worlds TV show from the late 80s? It started off relatively normal - the aliens were defeated (as portrayed in the 1953 movie) but years later began taking covert action. Interestingly, despite all the destruction most people have forgotten the invasion and some even dispute that it took place (shades of people denying the moon landing ever happened)

So far so good - and a pretty good proto X-Files show but midway through the series two of the main characters are killed off and it turns into a completely bat shit urban wasteland war story a la Terminator.

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 17:36 (twenty years ago)

i remember that show! i thought it was great!

kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 17:46 (twenty years ago)

the Onion review is up. They like it, except for the ending.

kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 20:33 (twenty years ago)

I am certain that I would enjoy this movie if I saw it, I just refuse to support Tom Cruise.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 20:35 (twenty years ago)

I think a sneak-in may be how I see this. I don't want to contribute to Cruise's church tithe.

Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 20:43 (twenty years ago)

nobody has answered my blasphemy question yet - isn't this a little like selling jesus&mary snuff tapes at the church bakesale??

jones (actual), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 20:56 (twenty years ago)

Er. Why would this be blasphemous at all? Has the script been rewritten to fall in line with Scientology's dogma?

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 21:01 (twenty years ago)

i fear i have not got a grasp of scientology's dogma - i thought the aliens were good??

jones (actual), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 21:04 (twenty years ago)

The point is that "War Of The Worlds" existed before Scientology and has nothing to do with Scientology, so why would a movie version of it have anything to do with Scientology? "They both have aliens" seems to be a tenuous link.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 21:05 (twenty years ago)

tom cruise, famous scientologist, starring in a mega-huge movie about terrifying aliens laying waste to the earth is the link i'm wondering about

jones (actual), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 21:18 (twenty years ago)

i guess it was more of a rhetorical question than i thought

jones (actual), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 21:20 (twenty years ago)

this is fiction!! why should tom confuse it with scientology fact?

mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 21:30 (twenty years ago)

Particularly since it's fiction that doesn't have anything to do with Scientology.

Also, how does your question work if you substitute "Battlefield: Earth" and John Travolta?

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 21:47 (twenty years ago)

SPOILER SORT OF MAYBE


in Wells' version the aliens and their crafts came to earth via meteors, whereas in the film their ships are already buried and laying in wait, whilst the aliens themselves are delivered via lightning bolts.

Gear! (Ill Cajun Gunsmith) (Gear!), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 21:53 (twenty years ago)

sort of like kiss in their 1977 stage show

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 22:05 (twenty years ago)

dan i don't know enough about scientology to know how battlefied earth fits into it, that's why i'm asking!! i was under the impression that most religions tended to frown upon counter-message fictional variations on their scriptural themes, and wondered why scientology didn't appear to do the same.

anyway i've signed up for a personality test and light info session which i hope will explain all this and more

jones (actual), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 22:17 (twenty years ago)

there's bad aliens in scientology too!! i guess as long as it's a positive message about human resilience in the face of bad aliens it's ok!

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 22:34 (twenty years ago)

seriously tom cruise should have taken the ice cube role in ghosts of mars and ice cube should have starred in this

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 22:35 (twenty years ago)

sort of a hollywood-actor homestay-exchange program

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 22:36 (twenty years ago)

travolta should be in all films w.aliens, as one - he is awesome in BE (even tho it suXoRZ mightily)

mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 22:37 (twenty years ago)

i was hoping the answer to my question was that this movie = "The Passion Of The Martian"

jones (actual), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 22:50 (twenty years ago)

Are there any winky ORSON Welles refs?

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 14:10 (twenty years ago)

I could live a full and happy life without any refs to Orson Welles' winky.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 14:12 (twenty years ago)

ebert hates it. I'm surprised!

kyle (akmonday), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 16:05 (twenty years ago)

Well, I assume Dakota Fanning keeps her shirt on. (Yeah, I went there.)

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 16:08 (twenty years ago)

http://movietrailers.studiostore.com/images/p/MUP/pzBUMUP0009.jpg

Leon C. (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 16:13 (twenty years ago)

It looks like Signs with lots of homosexual longing between father and Rob Thomas-looking son.
Wow! That's interesting considering that rumour...



nobody has answered my blasphemy question yet - isn't this a little like selling jesus&mary snuff tapes at the church bakesale??
No, it's more like selling Jesus and Mary Chain tapes at the church bakesale.

Ian Riese-Moraine has been xeroxed into a conduit! (Eastern Mantra), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 16:15 (twenty years ago)

Well, I assume Dakota Fanning keeps her shirt on. (Yeah, I went there.)

DON'T DO THAT TO ME!!!

Ian Riese-Moraine has been xeroxed into a conduit! (Eastern Mantra), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 16:18 (twenty years ago)

i can't believed ebert compared this UNFAVOURABLY with "the day after tomorrow"!!! he is SO on CRACK!!

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 16:44 (twenty years ago)

Director: Speilberg
Lead Actor: Cruise

This sounds like the most excruciating thing in the world.

tissp! (the impossible shortest specia), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 16:45 (twenty years ago)

I still think Ice Cube shoulda been in this movie.

"Keep yo baby off the street! 'Cuz Martians is comin'!"

kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 16:47 (twenty years ago)

yes, yes.

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 16:52 (twenty years ago)

Dear me.

(I will simply note that I fully support Dan's approach to this movie due to Cruise because I have a similar problem re: one Mr. K. Reeves, as is well known.)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 16:56 (twenty years ago)

i will simply note that i will probably post again to this thread at some point.

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 17:05 (twenty years ago)

:-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 17:05 (twenty years ago)

ebert is one fickle bitch

ryan (ryan), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 17:19 (twenty years ago)

No he isn't. Showing him a tittie will get you a minimum of two stars.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 17:23 (twenty years ago)

totally!! dick up = thumb up

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 17:25 (twenty years ago)

Director: Speilberg
Lead Actor: Cruise
This sounds like the most excruciating thing in the world.

Except that "Minority Report" was pretty good.

o. nate (onate), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 17:28 (twenty years ago)

NRO demi-film crit Podheretz sez:

Just back from seeing it. Fantastic--fantastic--first hour. Incredibly powerful, involving, scary, exhilarating. Then, unfortunately, Tim Robbins shows up and nearly wrecks it. Cruise is pretty good. Dakota Fanning, as his daughter, is sensational. Ending stinks. But man, that first hour. Wow!

(Mind you, he claimed there was no humor in Batman Begins.)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 19:01 (twenty years ago)

i actually agree with him, largely.

(about this movie, haha)

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 19:04 (twenty years ago)

Except that "Minority Report" was pretty good.

Fair point.

tissp! (the impossible shortest specia), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 19:11 (twenty years ago)

just saw it. pretty damn good! the first half is wonderfully INTENSE. the tripods are really threatening and scary. the movie does lose some momentum in the second hour, but it never goes bad or anything.

the FX are really good. the aliens were better-looking than slocki described IMHO, but he's right that they had a disappointingly humanoid look. once again, though, those tripods were BADASS.

tom cruise basically played a variation of the same character he always plays: the self-absorbed dick who through some circumstance or another learns to be a not-dick. within that very narrow range he was pretty good in this.

overall, very well-done and entertaining. it feels overwith and done a bit too quick, ending semi-abruptly, but even the ending isnt' overly schmaltzy or anything.

latebloomer: now with 20% less cetacean content (latebloomer), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 20:05 (twenty years ago)

(though the ending could've been better, certainly).

latebloomer: now with 20% less cetacean content (latebloomer), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 20:07 (twenty years ago)

slocki pretty much OTM.

latebloomer: now with 20% less cetacean content (latebloomer), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 20:07 (twenty years ago)

SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS

dude how about the "grandparents" shot? LOL

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 20:07 (twenty years ago)

(i really kind of died at that point)

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 20:08 (twenty years ago)

yeah that made me roffle too! especially the look on cruise's face:

"is that who...weren't you in...*shakes head* whatevah!*

latebloomer: now with 20% less cetacean content (latebloomer), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 20:11 (twenty years ago)

Clearly you are both Scientologists. ;-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 20:14 (twenty years ago)

hahahaha Xenu is My Homeboy

latebloomer: now with 20% less cetacean content (latebloomer), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 20:15 (twenty years ago)

Clambos

Leon C. (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 20:18 (twenty years ago)

Vampyros Clambos

latebloomer: now with 20% less cetacean content (latebloomer), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 20:20 (twenty years ago)

Now THAT would be a movie

latebloomer: now with 20% less cetacean content (latebloomer), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 20:20 (twenty years ago)

this is pretty interesting, it's an interview with the screenwriter david koepp about adapting the novel.

*WARNIN': CONTAINS SPOILERS*

http://chud.com/interviews/3522


latebloomer: now with 20% less cetacean content (latebloomer), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 20:36 (twenty years ago)

it is! thanks!

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 20:41 (twenty years ago)

seeing that still of the ferry scene makes me want to see the movie again!!

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 20:43 (twenty years ago)

yeah, i promised my friend sean we'd go see this again and land of the dead tommorow. we're having an apocalyptic genre movie mini-fest.

latebloomer: now with 20% less cetacean content (latebloomer), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 20:46 (twenty years ago)

that scene was not too plausible for a lot of reasons but it was SCARY!

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 20:51 (twenty years ago)

hhahaha here's cruise on Scientology and aliens:

http://chud.com/interviews/3533

"Q: One of the things changed from the novel was having the aliens laying dormant for eons rather than coming out of the sky…

Cruise: I was there when he came up with that idea. It was instantaneous. I remember that. I thought it was a great idea, because the machines are lying dormant.

Q: So what resonance did that have for you as a Scientologist?

Cruise: In what way?


Q: Well, in that some of the tenets of Scientology deal with the past of aliens on this planet…

Cruise: That’s not true.

Q: No?

Cruise: You’re like “Huh? What?” What paper are you from?

Q: Boston Phoenix.

Cruise: Boston what?

Q: Boston Phoenix.

Cruise: Is that… okay… a good paper? I don’t know how to answer that. It has no resonance whatsoever. There’s absolutely no relation to that whatsoever.

And if you’re interested in Scientology you should read Evolution of a Science. I don’t know if you’ve ever read that, or Fundamentals of Thought. That’ll give you a greater understanding of what Scientology is. Read that for yourself."

hahaha liar

latebloomer: now with 20% less cetacean content (latebloomer), Thursday, 30 June 2005 03:17 (twenty years ago)

but fuck!! there's some seriously dark, scary stuff. spielberg definitely impressed me on that count.

otm.

just saw it. pretty damn good! the first half is wonderfully INTENSE. the tripods are really threatening and scary. the movie does lose some momentum in the second hour, but it never goes bad or anything.

otm.

Also, does the tripods' signature noise remind anyone else of that dnb track Wax Doctor - "Magnum Fusion" or am I just weird?

sleep (sleep), Thursday, 30 June 2005 04:12 (twenty years ago)

totally!! dick up = thumb up

actually, this is a known physiological disorder.

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 30 June 2005 04:16 (twenty years ago)

Ebertosis

latebloomer: now with 20% less cetacean content (latebloomer), Thursday, 30 June 2005 04:18 (twenty years ago)

(http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00000I4FI/ - track 8!)

sleep (sleep), Thursday, 30 June 2005 04:21 (twenty years ago)

i see what your talking about!

latebloomer: now with 20% less cetacean content (latebloomer), Thursday, 30 June 2005 04:32 (twenty years ago)

the aliens love their drum n bass

latebloomer: now with 20% less cetacean content (latebloomer), Thursday, 30 June 2005 04:35 (twenty years ago)

sound design was off the chain!!

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 30 June 2005 16:45 (twenty years ago)

Is it just me, or does anybody else get the sense that the whole War of the Worlds story is like a failed parable about pollution: if our air, food and water is so bad it kills ALIENS, think about what it's doing to us!!!

(Not really sure "parable" is the right word here.)

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 30 June 2005 16:51 (twenty years ago)

sound design was off the chain!!

Oh shit, yeah, I was going to mention that.

sleep (sleep), Thursday, 30 June 2005 16:55 (twenty years ago)

Is it just me, or does anybody else get the sense that the whole War of the Worlds story is like a failed parable about pollution: if our air, food and water is so bad it kills ALIENS, think about what it's doing to us!!!
(Not really sure "parable" is the right word here.)


(spoiler)

My impression was that it was the natural microorganisms that we live with, not pollution? Unless that's what you meant by the "failed" part?

sleep (sleep), Thursday, 30 June 2005 16:58 (twenty years ago)

Uh...it's more what I meant by the "like" part.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Friday, 1 July 2005 00:06 (twenty years ago)

If that makes any sense.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Friday, 1 July 2005 00:12 (twenty years ago)

isn't it less of a reference to pollution and more of a reference to the way that certain germs and viruses than decimate certain populations and leave others untouched? which is a major fact of world history.

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 1 July 2005 00:46 (twenty years ago)

it's pretty awesome that he went the saving private ryan camerawork route for this. well, almost. i wish he'd committed to that more actually.
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you mean the jittery strobe effects and so on? the hyperreal stuff?

It's like cinema du Spielberg (screwed & chopped remix).

Eric H. (Eric H.), Friday, 1 July 2005 00:52 (twenty years ago)

not cinéma à la Spielberg? or cinéma selon Spielberg?

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 1 July 2005 00:55 (twenty years ago)

I can't see Spielberg off to the side of any of his movies like some melting scoop of ice cream.

Speaking of melting, can anyone tell me if Dakota gets a big teary death scene in this movie?

Eric H. (Eric H.), Friday, 1 July 2005 00:57 (twenty years ago)

I really enjoyed this movie a lot. Very surprised. Way fewer annoying Spielbergisms than I expected, and even then, they're pretty muted. Cruise does a good job of being an A-type everyman, as usual. Perhaps another actor could have improved on the part, but hey. Dakota Fanning was actually really good in a part that asked her to be as annoying as possible -- success! The brooding son wasn't too good... Tim Robbins seemed to still be playing his part from Mystic River.

The scene in the basement was almost exactly the same scene as the raptor scene in JP and the bathtub scene in Minority Report, but it was still pretty neat. I LOVED the scene when Tom Cruise blindfolded his daughter and then...

polyphonic (polyphonic), Friday, 1 July 2005 01:09 (twenty years ago)

raped her.

Eric H. (Eric H.), Friday, 1 July 2005 01:10 (twenty years ago)

xpost:

No, I was thinking of the pollution angle as a comic misinterpretation of the movie. Lately I've been making way too many jokes on ILx that border on senselessness and trying to explain what I meant to others feels like quicksand folly.

Anyway, for a more thoughtful exegesis, Wikipedia says:

The book has been viewed as an indictment of European colonial actions in Africa, Asia, Australasia, and the Americas. Justification of the conquest of non-European peoples was usually along the lines of might-makes-right; i.e., the Europeans had vastly superior technology and so must be naturally superior people and so are perfectly justified in taking the lands for themselves. This argument gets flipped on its head with the arrival of comparatively technologically superior Martians who, according to the colonizers' own arguments, must therefore have every right to subjugate Europeans.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Friday, 1 July 2005 01:13 (twenty years ago)

the thing about germs is that remember when this book was written. Germ Theory was a pretty new thing, ripped from the headlines.

kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 1 July 2005 03:47 (twenty years ago)

the best scene is when she disappears from the house and he leaves the basement and everything is covered in those weird veins...like EVERYTHING...and the tripod pops up and he runs over the veiny landscape and past the broken tractor and the DEAD COW and hides in the OLD TRUCK and looks out the broken WINDOW HOLE and sees his daughter framed perfectly on the horizon! This whole sequence is really gorgeously shot and composed and the colors and the setting are really 50s and cool.

kyle (akmonday), Friday, 1 July 2005 04:24 (twenty years ago)

just saw it. great entertainment! the 9/11 stuff was sort of OTT, and i totally agree with some sentiments upthread that he showed a bit too much - like the aliens are much scarier as shadows than when you finally see them. the death-ray looks good until you see an extreme closeup, then it just looks too much like CGI. lots of nonsensical plot holes, too, but whatever.

one thing nobody on this thread has mentioned: there is a scene dealing with the "mob mentality" that contains no aliens and is one of the rawest and scariest things in the movie.


***OK SPOILER***

the flaming train is totally off the fucking hook. i jumped out of my seat!

vahid (vahid), Friday, 1 July 2005 08:23 (twenty years ago)

Saw this yesterday, not having the same problems with contributing to Tom C.'s current manic episode that husband is having (love ya, babe). Thought it was very good overall. Better than I expected, really. Legitimately frightening in many places and honestly touching in a few without being manipulative.

Cruise does a good job playing slightly against type as a not particularly admirable ordinary guy thrust into extraordinary circumstances. Spielberg makes some wonderful choices along the way. There's a scene, for instance, where "heroic" action is called for and you'd figure Cruise would leap into the fray and take care of business. But he doesn't. Who *does* is a mild surprise, and the look on Cruise's face is wonderful. One of my wibble moments, must say.

The alien machines are way cool and scary. The aliens themselves are okay. But the images that revisited me in dreams last night were the mob scene, the flaming train, the river, and parts of the ferry scene. Those are gonna hang around for a while. Damn Spielberg. ::rueful laugh::

Hey Jude, Friday, 1 July 2005 13:26 (twenty years ago)

The NOISE they make. It's wonderful. I keep wanting to hear it again and again.

Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 1 July 2005 13:45 (twenty years ago)

Am going to see it tonight, I can’t wait.

not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Friday, 1 July 2005 13:48 (twenty years ago)

oh god i so want to watch this film, i may have to convince my mate tonight that our plans for the evening need to be 'altered'

Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 1 July 2005 13:50 (twenty years ago)

oh god i so want to watch this film, i may have to convince my mate tonight that our plans for the evening need to be 'altered'

alter him if he doesn't want to go!

not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Friday, 1 July 2005 14:01 (twenty years ago)

true vahid, I think the mob scene was my favorite part.

sleep (sleep), Friday, 1 July 2005 14:05 (twenty years ago)

vahid otm! and the train!! nightmarish, literally, it was really out of a dream. great stuff.

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 1 July 2005 19:26 (twenty years ago)

the more i think about it, the more i like this film. this is the first film since "kill bill 2" that i have wanted to drag my parents (who never go to the theatre) to.

vahid (vahid), Friday, 1 July 2005 19:41 (twenty years ago)

It was uh-mazing watching what's essentially my 'hood get shredded in the first part of the film (Ferry Street in Newark, NJ = where the first tripod pops out + Jersey City/Pulaski Skyway = elevated highway behind Cruise's home where first cloud shows up). Made me proud. I really enjoyed Dark Spielberg's restrained direction, Janusz Kaminzski (sp?)'s cinematography perfect in this, Cruise was good, kid who played his son ok, Li'l Dakota Fanning should've been blasted in the first reel, TV newsvan scene had some awful dialogue, Tripod Foghorn Blast gave me the heebiejeebies. I liked the basement section and the aliens sniffing the photos. I also agree that the first hour of the film is pretty incredible as is the whole mob ---> ferry section. But it craps out once they're in cages and then just ...ends. Poorly. Boo.

Jay Vee (Manon_70), Friday, 1 July 2005 21:18 (twenty years ago)

i thought dakota fanning was fine! it was the son who really bugged.

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 1 July 2005 21:22 (twenty years ago)

are there any books that explain why people want to go see movies where lots of people die horrible deaths?

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 1 July 2005 21:24 (twenty years ago)

I honestly thought at one point her high pitched shrieks were going to be the "secret weapon" vs. the Tripods!

Very offtopic but after watching this I started thinking "What was Spielberg's last great SF film?" and I decided AI still rules (dude). I watched it last week for the first time in a bit and it held up beautifully. Don't know if same can be said for this one or Minority Report .

Jay Vee (Manon_70), Friday, 1 July 2005 21:25 (twenty years ago)

i hate both ai and minority report!!

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 1 July 2005 21:27 (twenty years ago)

is this anywhere near as good as mars attacks?!?!

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 1 July 2005 21:29 (twenty years ago)

yes and no, and in different way for both answers

very dark

ps mars attacks rules

c/n (Cozen), Saturday, 2 July 2005 00:08 (twenty years ago)

half-life II: thief or stolen from?

c/n (Cozen), Saturday, 2 July 2005 00:12 (twenty years ago)

are there any books that explain why people want to go see movies where lots of people die horrible deaths?
-- Amateur(ist) (amateurist@gmail.com), July 1st, 2005 3:24 PM. (Amateur(ist))

i don't know - but i do think that sort of seeing is one of the few things that films-seen-in-theatres do better than books or television or paintings or landscape architecture or whatever.

vahid (vahid), Saturday, 2 July 2005 01:27 (twenty years ago)

i thought dakota fanning was fine!

pervert

Jerry Kozminkski, Saturday, 2 July 2005 01:36 (twenty years ago)

I saw it. It was just okay, I thought.

Hand Shapes (nordicskilla), Saturday, 2 July 2005 02:03 (twenty years ago)

are there any books that explain why people want to go see movies where lots of people die horrible deaths?

I feel your antsiness, amst. I don't really get how or why someone might feel pleasure, even vicarious pleasure, from seeing a depiction of humanity under the hammer; as a member of the class of items to be annihilated, a viewer is essentially watching a dramatization of not only his own destruction but that of his friends, family, country etc. etc. (I mean, even in The War of the Worlds or Independence Day where YAH! HUMANITY WINS! everything is still amazingly fucked for the survivors.) That sounds like some serious death-wish shit there that I don't want to get near.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 2 July 2005 02:05 (twenty years ago)

i don't think the self-destructive drive in art is uniquely confined to summer action movies (or is particularly unusual or even harmful)!

s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 2 July 2005 02:18 (twenty years ago)

No, it's no confined to summer action movies, nor is it unusual, but as for harmful...well, it's always had the faint tang of the pathological to me, but relly I just don't know because I don't really understand the desire for it at all.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 2 July 2005 02:22 (twenty years ago)

well it's the ultimate in tension and release, isn't it?

s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 2 July 2005 02:24 (twenty years ago)

Well if I wanted tension and release, I'd choose really good sex over a fucking Tom Cruise film.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 2 July 2005 02:28 (twenty years ago)

i'm sure if everyone could go to their local movie theatres this weekend and pay $10 for really good sex then that'd beat war of the worlds!!

s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 2 July 2005 02:31 (twenty years ago)

Sigh. Sometimes I think I just don't understand straight people.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 2 July 2005 02:34 (twenty years ago)

this has been a wonderful exchange!

s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 2 July 2005 02:40 (twenty years ago)

there are snacks in the green room.

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Saturday, 2 July 2005 04:03 (twenty years ago)

loved it. gorgeous looking too, LOVED the prism style colors.

ryan (ryan), Saturday, 2 July 2005 04:09 (twenty years ago)

Don't forget to take your gift basket.

k/l (Ken L), Saturday, 2 July 2005 04:10 (twenty years ago)

humankind's obsession with its own demise is hardwired (pls give me a new word, thx) in uh humanity. like, y'know, read one revelations. to me it's proof that nothing will ever happen.

hstencil (hstencil), Saturday, 2 July 2005 05:16 (twenty years ago)

are there any books that explain why people want to go see movies where lots of people die horrible deaths?
-- Amateur(ist) (amateurist@gmail.com), July 1st, 2005 3:24 PM. (Amateur(ist))

there is lots written abt battleship potemkin!

vahid (vahid), Saturday, 2 July 2005 06:16 (twenty years ago)

saw this yeaterday. agree with s1ocki and latebloomer pretty much.

major gripe apart from the ending: why all the different methods used by the aliens to dispatch humans, each new one seemingly less efficient than the previous one? (apart from the obvious reason of giving the audience something different - and nastier - to see)

zebedee (zebedee), Saturday, 2 July 2005 12:25 (twenty years ago)

Watched it last night, V good part from rushed ending.

The bit where he gets to his x’s house at the end was a little weird, her house and herself looked impeccable considering the world have just had its arse kicked.

not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Saturday, 2 July 2005 12:45 (twenty years ago)

humankind's obsession with its own demise is hardwired (pls give me a new word, thx) in uh humanity. like, y'know, read one revelations.

Revelations? Never heard of it.

Saying something's a persistent feature of culture isn't really giving an explanation for the satisfaction it gives people. It's kinda backwards, since the satisfaction could explain the persistency.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 2 July 2005 12:59 (twenty years ago)

i think there is a certain pleasure derived, somehow, from getting a sense of the fragility of our civilization. maybe a sense of freedom? getting back to basic survival, getting free from all the bullshit obligations we are tied to.

ryan (ryan), Saturday, 2 July 2005 13:34 (twenty years ago)

but it cuts both ways of course. the fear of a movie like this is imagining all the comforts and safety of your life vanish. but that's also exciting for the reasons above. the movie gives a taste of that freedom, and the inevitable real terror it would cause, and offers some catharsis, a break from humdrum existence.

i am totally bullshitting here, btw! it's a very interesting question tho.

ryan (ryan), Saturday, 2 July 2005 13:39 (twenty years ago)

i mean surely everyone feels disgust towards civilization at some point, as freud says we are kind of uneasy in it, too many compromises, and the desire for a clean slate is only outweighed by our fear of anarchy.

ryan (ryan), Saturday, 2 July 2005 13:55 (twenty years ago)

is this anything like V: the Series?

kingfish (Kingfish), Saturday, 2 July 2005 14:43 (twenty years ago)

No, I don't think that sounds like total bullshit, but it still seems like what desires these movies speak to is closer to, er umm chopping one's leg off than liberation. It may be liberating in a sense, but to my mind there's nothing especially "free" about all of a sudden having to refocus on the basics of living -- life is suddenly much much harder. At least with the Biblical end-times you get eventually get Christ's reign. Here you get mere 'survival' admist the rubble. Or is it more the case that any thoughts of aftermath just don't factor in the thrill of these kinds of movies at all?

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 2 July 2005 15:07 (twenty years ago)

what desires these movies speak to is closer to, er umm chopping one's leg off than liberation

Actually, I wanted to say something like "suicide" or "castration" -- that getting a thrill from civilization GETTIN IT is like a wish for self-mutilation or self-destruction.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 2 July 2005 15:11 (twenty years ago)

the risk of death is always exciting!! when all of humanity is being destroyed the risk is even greater, thus so is the excitement of vicariously witnessing it (and surviving, obv)

s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 2 July 2005 19:44 (twenty years ago)

Here you get mere 'survival' admist the rubble.

Yes, b-b-b-but also the oportunity to build a *new* civilization which is tons better than the one that preceded it (cf: the "I think we all learned something today" speech that the vice prez gives in "The Day After Tomorrow")

Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Saturday, 2 July 2005 20:11 (twenty years ago)

can i just say again that this movie is awesome?

i think spielberg takes us away from the family's point of view like maybe three times, and only one comes to mind where we see something they dont.

ryan (ryan), Saturday, 2 July 2005 20:23 (twenty years ago)

tom cruise basically played a variation of the same character he always plays: the self-absorbed dick who through some circumstance or another learns to be a not-dick.

He doesn't really, he still a pretty shitty father. And I did like that his ex didn't come running over to him or anything.

why all the different methods used by the aliens to dispatch humans, each new one seemingly less efficient than the previous one?

I don't quite follow. They use their heat rays (which seem more like spontaneus combustion rays - they leave the clothing okay) to kill people, and then when humanity's subjugated, they keep them as cattle (the sucking blood out scene was them feeding).

I agree about the real actual aliens being disappointing.

I was impressed by the relative fidelity of it, including the murder of the priest/artillaryman figure (Tim Robbins).

Two additions which don't match up: the machines arose in each metropolitan area AND they were planted millions of years ago?

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Saturday, 2 July 2005 23:05 (twenty years ago)

today i'm thinking that i'm a little unsatisfied with the underground machines/ride the lightning thing. having them arrive in comets or big spaceships that CRASH or whatever would've been better, i think...

s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 2 July 2005 23:42 (twenty years ago)

i like that in wells's they crash, not go into orbit and send down death machines. it's mystifying and scary and a good way to start things...

s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 2 July 2005 23:42 (twenty years ago)

omg they changed that part? that sucks, kinda.

still fired up to watch this next week! but buzzing off batman begins right now

Ste (Fuzzy), Saturday, 2 July 2005 23:47 (twenty years ago)

Two great nods to that: (SPOILERS, ALSO MY PREVIOUS POST WAS SPOILERS)

are the fact that the first tripod arrives by unscrewing a cylinder a bity block wide, and the scene where Tom Cruise wakes up in his wife's home, and goes outside to survey the wreckage, and the first thing he sees is OMG a giant silver cylinder with the top rotating! Which turns out to be a jet engine. . . OMG a jet engine!

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Sunday, 3 July 2005 00:30 (twenty years ago)

was it protozoa that killed them? the alien's death scene was touching. 'turn on your heartlight' buddy.
did they run out money and this is why it just sorta ended? all of these alien movies where the aliens are invulnerable but then suddenly just die are starting to get on my nerves, slim pickens, water, cholera, email, who knew it could all be so txic. if they were so mart wouldn't they practice strict quarantine like on 'enterprise'? nice that they evolved to breathe comfortably in our atmosphere. and always the smei-biped aliens, would be cool if someone made aliens with wheels.

keith m (keithmcl), Sunday, 3 July 2005 02:01 (twenty years ago)

Wow! I just saw this, fucking fantastic! Am I saying this? Are my expectations just so lowered by my last few (dozen) blockbuster experiences that I'll like anything? I mean of course it had flaws, but what film doesn't? Surprisingly good acting from almost everyone involved, especially Cruise, though I didn't particularly like the wife. I actually think Robbins did a fine job, I'm just not sure his part was written or directed quite right. Very surreal and strange, in any case.

Psyched about all the Jerseyana stuff (they even mentioned the Pine Barrens). For a blockbuster movie, I think they did a reasonably good job of portraying a realistic Bayonne (or whatever Hudson County town it was) NJ. The people looked and sounded enough like people I see and meet here in Jersey City that I was able to forgive any slight hollywood refinements on them.

One thing: did anyone catch the references to the 1970s Phil Kaufman version of Invasion of the Body Snatchers (which is fantastic itself)? Spielberg still likes to prove that he knows him some film.

Hurting (Hurting), Sunday, 3 July 2005 02:29 (twenty years ago)

Other things that I don't think are mentioned already:

-I like the tripods a lot, especially in the first scene where it looks just 50s sci-fi enough that you don't quite take it seriously (you start to soon though.)

-I actually found the way that the people were vaporized both frightening and very beautiful

-I also like the kind of stupified curiosity the people approach the thing with at first -- even when there appears to be danger, everyone wants a look at it as much or more than they want to go to safety.

-I agree that the mob scenes are actually more terrifying than the alien scenes, but I think that's the idea, isn't it? You know, the terror, what it does to people, how it tears the social fabric, is more frightening than the threat itself, etc.

Hurting (Hurting), Sunday, 3 July 2005 02:33 (twenty years ago)

Also, I thought it was beautifully shot, especially the beginning. What a relief it is to the eyes to actually see some grayness and dullness on the big screen.

Hurting (Hurting), Sunday, 3 July 2005 02:33 (twenty years ago)

Fuck, I'm never going to be able to go to sleep now.

Hurting (Hurting), Sunday, 3 July 2005 03:39 (twenty years ago)

I agree about the real actual aliens being disappointing.

one of the things that scared me about the old '50s war of the worlds when i was a kid was that you never saw the aliens that clearly (i think there's one encounter in a dark room where you see one of them for a split-second). of course, wells' description of them in the novel is so scary it's hard to imagine any movie monster living up to it.

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Sunday, 3 July 2005 07:02 (twenty years ago)

the aliens in the 50's version had that cool tri-color lens grafted to their face.

latebloomer: now with 20% less cetacean content (latebloomer), Sunday, 3 July 2005 07:37 (twenty years ago)

oh yeah! shit i'd forgotten about that. weird as hell.

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Sunday, 3 July 2005 07:43 (twenty years ago)

http://www.chokingonpopcorn.com/popcorn/wp-uploaded/WOTW-4.jpg

latebloomer: now with 20% less cetacean content (latebloomer), Sunday, 3 July 2005 07:47 (twenty years ago)

Yeah it's alright if you is blind I think and can't get into mensa

Frankist Swedeerheaerville, Monday, 4 July 2005 11:56 (twenty years ago)

when's the other version (the not so big budget) one out?

not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Monday, 4 July 2005 12:14 (twenty years ago)

I won't stand for anyone dissing Miranda Otto.

Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 4 July 2005 12:41 (twenty years ago)

They use their heat rays (which seem more like spontaneus combustion rays - they leave the clothing okay) to kill people, and then when humanity's subjugated, they keep them as cattle

that explanation makes little sense either! is that in the book? we're two days into the invasion, humanity is hardly subjugated at this point in the movie (as later scenes bear witness). and it's the planet they're supposedly after, not humans (who weren't even around when they buried the spaveships - see below)? and how could they know humans were worth "consuming" (to the extent that they had devices to catch/eat them!!)? and..., and..., etc.

Two additions which don't match up: the machines arose in each metropolitan area AND they were planted millions of years ago?
yes, and we're required to assume that the germs that kill them off at invasion time didn't exist when they buried the ships. hmmmm.

zebedee (zebedee), Monday, 4 July 2005 12:51 (twenty years ago)

how could they know humans were worth "consuming"

"We know now that as human beings busied themselves about their various concerns they were scrutinized and studied, perhaps almost as narrowly as a man with a microscope might scrutinize the transient creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water"

Yeah, it's from the book, which is without this "buried for millions of years" nonsense, and is just here they come, in their giant metal spaceships.

humanity is hardly subjugated at this point in the movie (as later scenes bear witness).

??? Humanity's pretty fucked, Boston aside.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 4 July 2005 13:24 (twenty years ago)

It's also grimly amusing to note that if the deus-ex-machina ending hadn't happened, humanity's only hope would have been suicide freedom bombers.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 4 July 2005 13:30 (twenty years ago)

I won't stand for anyone dissing Miranda Otto.

she's looking mighty fine for a 38 year old

not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Monday, 4 July 2005 13:58 (twenty years ago)

My gf and I agreed that while the buried-aliens thing worked well on a horror/plot/visual level, it just made absolutely no logical sense.

Hurting (Hurting), Monday, 4 July 2005 14:10 (twenty years ago)

There's a fair bit of comic book guy-ism going on here. Perhaps the tripods are so abundant that they're as common under the badlands of Montana as they are under NYC? Don't forget that the first place affected by the "lightning storms" was Ukraine - Kiev's a happenin' place, sure, but I doubt that's the implication.

Perhaps the aliens have time travel? They're aliens, it's not impossible. HG had already used it, don't forget.

Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 4 July 2005 14:13 (twenty years ago)

Somewhat disappointing, But I'm guessing that the main problem with my reaction to the film is my sky-high expectations - No film could ever have been as good as the film I was expecting.

The beginning build-up and 1st appearance of tripods: great; creepiness in cellar: okay. I was disappointed by the flaming train, it struck me as very "Mars Attacks" rather than terrifying.

There was a bit too much directorial showing off - which Sielberg does seem to indulge in, to let everyone know that he's the most technically (and techniquely) proficient director of his generation. I find it a bit distracting.

Stone Monkey (Stone Monkey), Monday, 4 July 2005 14:14 (twenty years ago)

The shots framed in broken glass were out of Hitchcock, right? I recognized them from somewhere.

Hurting (Hurting), Monday, 4 July 2005 14:16 (twenty years ago)

yeah esp the shot of Dakota Fanning on the farm is from somewhere.

i had to see this again with friends and i love the first appearance of the tripod so much, esp the music that starts playing.

ryan (ryan), Monday, 4 July 2005 16:10 (twenty years ago)

one thing i can see bothering spielberg detractors so much is that the guy can obviously do whatever he wants on film. and maybe this naked display of pure skill rings hollow to them.

ryan (ryan), Monday, 4 July 2005 16:14 (twenty years ago)

naked display of pure skill

miccio (miccio), Monday, 4 July 2005 16:16 (twenty years ago)

The discovery of the crashed jet hit me viscerally - the fact that it was just *there*, no big deal being made, no sounds of crashing (that I noticed, anyway), that this is just how it is in the new alien nightmare world. Same as the flaming train in a way, but far more scarily, emptily real.

(I have a phobia of air crashes fwiw)

Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 4 July 2005 16:27 (twenty years ago)

I think we are meant to hear the plane crash--it's what destroys the house while the three of them hide in the boiler room overnight. Only when they flee into it and barely escape some kind of fire and approaching lights and gigantic noise, we don't know if what's causing it is a tripod outside or what.

sgs (sgs), Monday, 4 July 2005 16:37 (twenty years ago)

scary scene, the plain one. and the train one!

it's like planes, trains, & automobiles: the TRUE STORY

s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 4 July 2005 18:48 (twenty years ago)

Much better than expected until the lame-o ending (blow up that one and then WE'RE SAFE for no apparent reason until Morgan Freeman pipes in), some of the 9/11 nods were a little heavy-handed (Cruise being covered in ash) but the political elements were handled much better than Land of the Dead.

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 4 July 2005 20:18 (twenty years ago)

The looking in the mirror covered in ash is also a Dr. Zhivago reference, I'm pretty sure.

Hurting (Hurting), Monday, 4 July 2005 20:40 (twenty years ago)

it's funny, totally a coincidence by i started reading john christopher's "tripods" trilogy at the cottage this weekend. so many similarities & i'm not sure how much of it comes from the wells, as i haven't read it in years: the tripods (obv), the snaky "arm" they have, even the grenade scene is almost exactly the same

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 01:22 (twenty years ago)

s1ocki, it's funny you say that - I saw this yesterday, take a look at it (and obviously keep looking at it until something actually changes, but you get the drift).

Huey (Huey), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 06:17 (twenty years ago)

I thought this was both fantastic and pretty average. The first section of the movie, essentially everything up to the tearful oh-god-conflicted! section on the hill, was full of such whipquick energy, such fierce feeling. The sequence that starts with Tom running into town, leading into the tripod rise and the totally-unexpected holy shit death-ray attack, is all so masterful and believable and unspeakably nightmarish. Tom's emergence into desolatte wrecked-plane zone is also so airy, awful and surprising a shot - really remarkable and memorable.

The whole last part of the movie, though (with the exception of the ferry sequence) was not compelling to me at all, however. The bit with Tim Robbins underground was sludgily assembled and felt neither fresh, true or interesting. The very end of the film happened much too fast, with only the obvious notes being given weight (ie, dad and son reunion), rather than images of greater poignancy or subtle interest. I don't have any complaints with what happens (ie, the way the aliens are defeated), just with the way the end of the film was assembled by Spielberg. Really underwhelming after the direct-to-your-heart-thump opening minutes.

sean gramophone (Sean M), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 11:33 (twenty years ago)

Boo hiss, people; by going to this movie, all of you have ensured that Tom Cruise will continue to blight high-profile action films for many more years to come.

The Ghost of Tom Cruise Must Go (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 13:33 (twenty years ago)

He might die, Like Princess Diana.

Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 13:35 (twenty years ago)

sean i think you're right about the first part being a lot better than the second. especially since the second part just suffers in comparison!

i think the movie basically peaks with the ferry scene (but wow!) but i found the robbins scenes pretty cool in a different way. it's a let down in way, but the scene where he blindfolds his daughter, and the shot of her through the windshield, are just fantastic.

ryan (ryan), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 15:47 (twenty years ago)

and no one has really mentioned how funny the first 20 minutes are! "you should get tivo. it's awesome." great delivery!

ryan (ryan), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 15:50 (twenty years ago)

but the scene where he blindfolds his daughter, and the shot of her through the windshield, are just fantastic.

hahaha. I love how people see things differently. The blindfolding daughter scene was to me classic Spielbergian awfulness, melodramatic and unsubstle and almost pathetically unresonant. (Like Schindler's List's much-ballyhooed Girl-in-the-Red-Dress.)

sean gramophone (Sean M), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 16:25 (twenty years ago)

ha!

ryan (ryan), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 16:31 (twenty years ago)

Sean OTM. The blindfold scene was probably my least favorite bit in the whole movie (as was the red sweater in Schindler's)

Hurting (Hurting), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 20:53 (twenty years ago)

the big problem with the tim robbins sequence was the strange need to remain faithful to the original. it was the only part of the film where i felt like i was watching an update or a remake and not a standalone work, and consequently, it really suffered.

i am sort of surprised by the weight of negative reaction to the ending. there are really good parts in the final quarter - my favorite is the scene where cruise is speaking to a soldier, in the background we can see a tripod that's toppled into a building. i don't think i will ever forget that scene.

vahid (vahid), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 22:48 (twenty years ago)

that's a good moment.

jones pointed out that the soldiers in that final sequence were very "'50s army"

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 22:52 (twenty years ago)

another favorite moment: the soldiers in the hilltop scene, the way they are posed like toy soldiers or something.

then there is the amazing part where suddenly all of the soldiers freeze, one of them points a finger upward, and they all look up, the camera follows, and we see helicopters firing rockets at the tripods. i know i'm watching violence happening but the "rocket's red glare" is so gorgeous, like a sunset, everything seems to pause.

it ties in neatly with something someone said upthread about the rapture of looking, wrt the guy who can't put down the camera even though he is abt to be zapped by alien death-rays.

i'm thinking - and i'm not an educated observer or really even a movie buff so what do i know - that this movie is one of the best american movies, in terms of tricks with light and color and texture, since "far from heaven". (of course since todd haynes did it all without digital fx he pisses on spielberg from many miles but whatever).

vahid (vahid), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 23:00 (twenty years ago)

I didn't get that. The EMP zapped every piece of electronic equipment in the area except for one dude's video camera?

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 23:02 (twenty years ago)

no, not everything. cause flashlights worked OK, too.

vahid (vahid), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 23:03 (twenty years ago)

HUGE NERD DIGRESSION: ok i am thinking it has to do with faraday's law. the induced voltage from the magnetic pulse is proportional to the amount of flux through the area bounded by the path of wire. so the phone lines, TV lines, power lines all get fried by huge voltage. this is because they make a huge ring around the EMP pulses, so there is a huge flux through the wires and so there is a big current. similarly the car solenoids get fried because even though they are small there are hundreds of coils and so the induced voltage is really big. but there's not much copper wire in a camera and even the path of the circuits on the board isn't very big, there's not much flux so it doesn't get fried by a big voltage.

vahid (vahid), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 23:10 (twenty years ago)

aliens with TWO EYES

latebloomer: the Clonus Horror (latebloomer), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 23:19 (twenty years ago)

but the storm also zapped his wristwatch.

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 23:38 (twenty years ago)

I assumed the flashlight was easily explained - it didn't have a battery when the storm hit, so there was no electrical current to kill.

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 23:39 (twenty years ago)

from http://www.bigempire.com/filthy/waroftheworlds.html

...I know it's popular right now to pile on Tom Cruise, and I don't just mean for gay men. I mean to make fun of and ridicule him because of his religious views and bizarro behavior. Still, he is weird. He's a terrible actor because he never even seems like a person acting. He's more like some tightly wound inorganic matter pretending to be a person acting. He doesn't seem to have a reserve of genuine emotion to tap into. Fanning is the same way; she's preternaturally creepy, like Haley Joel Osment because she is unusually bright for her age, but also not childlike at all...

kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 23:50 (twenty years ago)

I couldn't disagree more. I thought Cruise was incredibly believable in that movie, as though he were playing his uncle or friend or something.

Hurting (Hurting), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 23:52 (twenty years ago)

they were both fine!! (xp)

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 23:53 (twenty years ago)

There's not been much on this thread about the awesome cinematography throughout WOTW, so I thought I'd just chip in with a couple of favourite moments:

*VERY VAGUE SPOILERS*

1. When Cruise and his kids are making their escape down the freeway in the truck, with all the arguing and shouting and the camera is in the vehicle, panning round it, overhead tracking shots, then back in and so on, all in one seamless take. I can only assume it was "done with computers", but it looks amazing nonetheless.

2. The sequence when Cruise comes out of the ruined house and confronts the tripod, and the whole landscape is shattered and infested with weed. There's a really lavish technicolor look to it that echoes the 1950s version of the movie (to my mind) and also ties in totally with Vahid's Far From Heaven ref above. It's so beautiful and eerie.

I thought the whole film looked incredible though.

Bill A (Bill A), Wednesday, 6 July 2005 09:58 (twenty years ago)

I really enjoyed the EYES motif running throughout the movie (SPOILERS):

(1) The fact that, as mentioned above, the audience only ever sees what Cruise and his family see. Obviously there's many other events happening concurrently with their story, but you only ever see from their POV. Even when the plane crashes, you don't actually see it, because they themslves didn't see it. And even the massive widescreen vistas are only what they see; so you never get a full visual picture as to what's happening elsewhere, only anecdotally, which is exactly the experience of the Cruise Three.

(2) The way that Cruise (I think at least twice or 3 times) shields his daughter's eyes so she can't see, and therefore won't be harmed - once or twice during the carnage, and also when he sorts out Tim Robbins. And also at the beginning?

(3) The son's main arc is that he just wants to SEE what's happening - he makes that clear at least twice, until he finally disappears over the hill. He's doesn't seem particularly interested in taking part, but just wants to observe. And of course once he does leave, we never get to see what he sees. (I'm not sure I understand the point of the son to be honest - why would he have left his sister, when he was convinced Cruise was such a bad dad?)

(4) There are constant references to eyes in the dialogue, although I seem to have mislaid the the script. I remember small fragments such as a conversation Robbins has with Cruise where he refers several times to eyes.

(5) And there's the obvious visual motifs such as the tripod's eyes, the search lights, the "roving" alien eye in the basement, as well as visual tricks such as the shots through the windscreen, mirrors etc.

I think what Spielberg is trying to ram home is that there are maybe 5 billion human versions of the story, and this is Cruise and his daughter's. Which may go some way to explaining the suddenness of the ending - the alien deaths were nothing to do with Cruise, he didn't save the day (for mankind, at least). He just did his bit to save his immediate loved ones. (Let's just pray this doesn't mean 4,999,999,998 sequels though, eh?)

Did anyone else pick up any more references like this?

Huey (Huey), Wednesday, 6 July 2005 11:35 (twenty years ago)

great take Huey. that helps explain the repeated motif of views through broken glass.

ryan (ryan), Wednesday, 6 July 2005 13:24 (twenty years ago)

Colleague: "I think the son's motivation had something to do with the idea that for humans, to see is somehow to own. I think Spielberg left this element of the story ambiguous simply because it is a mysterious aspect of human behaviour: the need to own everything, to experience everything, to have perspective."

Myself: "But to the point that he neglects - nay, completely forgets - the sister that he has been so protective of, particularly with reference to how he sees his dad as a parent to her? Or maybe despite his earlier protestations, he's actually the person he accuses his dad of being, i.e. self-serving."

Huey (Huey), Wednesday, 6 July 2005 16:47 (twenty years ago)

I think the son's motivation had something to do with the idea that for humans, to see is somehow to own.

A nice idea, bit it requires ignoring the extreme shorthand of the handful of shots of Cruise's son, the look on his face clearly registering he's getting his rage on.

Eric H. (Eric H.), Friday, 8 July 2005 22:35 (twenty years ago)

This movie really upset me. A sort of superfluous upset feeling. I guess this is how many people felt after watching Jaws in the day.

Eric H. (Eric H.), Friday, 8 July 2005 22:36 (twenty years ago)

And the ending is almost... precious?!

So, too, is the subext. Not the 9/11 one but the one where Tom Cruise demonstrates the explosive productiveness of unleashing his load up the rectum of the tripods.

Eric H. (Eric H.), Friday, 8 July 2005 22:51 (twenty years ago)

Watching it a second time I noticed that the scene with Cruise looking at Fanning through the windscreen has a twin earlier where he's staring in through the hole he's just made in his own window with the baseball.

Also it gave me the chance to actually watch the camera work. The opening zoom in from miles away to Cruise in the crane is nice, and that one-shot conversation in the car is amazing.

There are a few moments when the plot gets a bit lazy EG when the car magically finds one clear path through the freeway, and also the same through the ruins of the jet plane.

I liked that it established early on that Cruise was both a master crate-stacker and drove a sharp car, both of which were of no use whatsoever.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 8 July 2005 23:11 (twenty years ago)

[quote]There are a few moments when the plot gets a bit lazy EG when the car magically finds one clear path through the freeway, and also the same through the ruins of the jet plane.[/quote]
OTM. Also that the downed jet destroyed (apparently) an entire block of homes but left the van intact (even the windows).

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Friday, 8 July 2005 23:14 (twenty years ago)

I think rewatching it just to pay attention to the camera and effects is a great idea... as for this business about them being buried millions of years ago, I didn't take that seriously - the person who says that is Tim Robbins and he's a raving loonie.

dave k, Friday, 8 July 2005 23:28 (twenty years ago)

well when were they buried?

I liked that it established early on that Cruise was both a master crate-stacker and drove a sharp car, both of which were of no use whatsoever.

totally! either that was a good red herring or it was something left over from an earlier draft of the script (the crate-stacking stuff, i mean). pop-cult palimpsest thread to... uh, thread.

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 8 July 2005 23:29 (twenty years ago)

I liked that it established early on that Cruise was both a master crate-stacker

haha i was so watching this scene thinking "oh right yeah, i wonder when we get to see toms crate stacking skills put to martian beating use"

i thought this movie was actually all right, having been a huge fan of the whole WOTW scenary from when i was but a child I had high expectations. I even digged tom in this and i usually hate him, as did my mate. i agree about the plot being a bit lazy at times, yeah thought this was so uncharacteristic of speilberg.

Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 8 July 2005 23:40 (twenty years ago)

I thought the point of the crate stacking was to see Tom Cruise high up working the controls in tall machine, like the martians would be doing later on. I might be wrong, I'm new at all the referencing-stuff-from-earlier-in-the-film spotting lark.

Cressida Breem (neruokruokruokne?), Friday, 8 July 2005 23:50 (twenty years ago)

how are you enjoying it?

s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 9 July 2005 00:09 (twenty years ago)

In mid 1990's it was announced that the College Board would begin altering the grading scale to reflect today's "diverse pool of test-takers." Though there was mention of making the grades easier to understand, in actual fact the change was designed to support the sagging scores of minorities, to assuage bruised egos and smooth ruffled self-esteem. Therefore, from the mid 1990's on, students have been led to believe that their grades are higher than their predecessors when they are in fact lower. With an average addition of fifty points on the math portion of the SAT and seventy on the verbal, even Jethro Bodine can now be perceived as a genius. Chester Finn, former assistant U.S. secretary of education, said of the decision, "The College Board is administering the largest dose of educational Prozac in the history of the country."

Walter E. Oliu, Saturday, 9 July 2005 01:44 (twenty years ago)

Uh, I'm guessing wrong thread.

Hurting (Hurting), Saturday, 9 July 2005 02:07 (twenty years ago)

That, or I totally didn't "get" this film.

astropatty (adr), Saturday, 9 July 2005 02:24 (twenty years ago)

haha

s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 9 July 2005 02:34 (twenty years ago)

WOTW as allegorical commentary on the state of standardized testing?

Hurting (Hurting), Saturday, 9 July 2005 02:35 (twenty years ago)

the real enemy is grade inflation!!

s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 9 July 2005 02:36 (twenty years ago)

See, Tim Robbins's character is like the test-prep industry -- seemingly there to help, but watch out!

Hurting (Hurting), Saturday, 9 July 2005 02:44 (twenty years ago)

my friend poitned out that tim robbins's character might've been taken straight from mystic river--he's in the same basement he got molested in as a kid!!

(and they're going to BOSTON, remember?!)

s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 9 July 2005 03:57 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...
i agree w nearly everyone i guess. robbins sequence was terrible.

what i really liked was that the flight to nowhere turned it into a road movie, where the movement is a string to hang difft ideas on "now we explore this kind of social breakdown, here... ok moving along..."

also agreed that the ending is real deflationary (at the very least, the stepdad survived too, and they don't invite TC in, so it's like, all this shit and then back to life as is) but it wasn't the son being alive (too literary i guess) or the private ryan grandparents, but the BUILDINGS being totally fine that really broke my heart. thru the whole thing "boston" is this reflexive thing, a lie to yr 9 yr old, a talisman etc; when he says he's going there to robbins he gets no answer and it read to me as totally ridiculous, like it was clear they were running from nowhere to nowhere. but then at the end Boston really was the place to go! like fuck.

i esp liked the orange muck that flopped out of the tripod at the end. teh nasty!! i bet the fx ppl had a great old time brewing that up, various colors and viscosities, spielberg coming thru the shop one day, "oh, yeah, the orange, that's fucking IT"

geoff (gcannon), Saturday, 30 July 2005 04:14 (twenty years ago)

steven spielberg does NOT have a filthy mouth like that.

s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 30 July 2005 04:17 (twenty years ago)

We saw this last night!

It was very, very exciting, I even found the cellar scene kind of thrilling, despite tim robbins = rubbishness. The bloody racket of the alien machinery when they were hiding in the cellar was evective It kind of reminded me of Peckinpah's "Cross of Iron" in that it had this kind of relentlessness about it, and you kind of almost felt like you'd actually been through it at the end. Scariest bit = on the ferry, where the captian looks out of the wheelhouse & sees the martian war machine under the water!! OMG will the pwnj never end! (plus, I have this weird thing where machinery seen under water makes me feel really uneasy) Cruise was bizarrely convincing, and he didn't do the look @ my expressive eyes thing too much, the little girl was very convincing, which kind of added to the scariness, I suppose. The teenage son was lame. It wasn't really about the acting, though, was it.

The scene w/the uneathly red weed was good, and a little more of the aliens colonising the planet, even changing the look of the place would have been better, perhaps.

Also, effective scene in Wells' book - the black gas dome! The scene in the book where the guy is at the top of the church tower, just above the top of the gas, and as the level of the gas lowers over 3 or 4 days, he sees features of the landscape poking out through the top of it was really effective & creepy.

I look forward to the sequel - WOTW2 - now the've brought penecillin!!

Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 30 July 2005 08:26 (twenty years ago)

... eddie from stealth will save us!!

geoff (gcannon), Saturday, 30 July 2005 13:25 (twenty years ago)

This movie really haunted me for a few weeks. Like while I was fucking awake.

Hurting (Hurting), Saturday, 30 July 2005 15:28 (twenty years ago)

I just sort of remembered this bit - when they first get into the cellar w/tim robbins in it, cruise briefly looks out of the window and sees the war machines doing - what? It looks like they're dancing around in a circle or something! Great moment of inexplicable weirdness.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 5 August 2005 16:33 (twenty years ago)

when they first get into the cellar w/tim robbins in it, cruise briefly looks out of the window and sees the war machines doing - what? It looks like they're dancing around in a circle or something!

http://www.monpa.com/dwc/images/sabine.gif

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 5 August 2005 17:03 (twenty years ago)

I just sort of remembered this bit - when they first get into the cellar w/tim robbins in it, cruise briefly looks out of the window and sees the war machines doing - what? It looks like they're dancing around in a circle or something! Great moment of inexplicable weirdness.

-- Pashmina (vietgrov...), August 5th, 2005.

aliens gotta blow off some steam and get funky sometimes.

latebloomer: i hate myself and want to fly (latebloomer), Friday, 5 August 2005 20:26 (twenty years ago)

Finally got around to seeing it tonight, best thing Spielberg has done in several years, and I liked both AI and Minority Report. The scene with the flaming train and the haunted spectators, who'd no doubt seen worse will be hard to shake.

It's almost a compendium of his best work, the eviscerated cityscapes from AI, the indomitable predator from Jaws, the feeling of never being able to relax from Duel, a blasted dystopian vision of urban moral and social decay from Schindlers list.

He does suspense probably better than any director since Hitchcock and this felt like a companion piece to the Birds, though big fuck off ones with death rays. My son, who loves war movies had to leave after an hour shaking with fear, Spielberg's created something really visceral and unsettling with this film.

Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 20:49 (twenty years ago)

i just gotta have that martian horn sound as my message ring tone.

Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 08:21 (twenty years ago)

i just gotta have that martian horn sound as my message ring tone

Ha ha! Imagine the look on people’s faces when you get a call?
http://www.movie-pix.com/War-of-the-Worlds-2005-Family.jpg

not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 09:39 (twenty years ago)

this film should have been scored with 'kid a', yes?

N_RQ, Wednesday, 17 August 2005 09:51 (twenty years ago)

Eh, maybe just the last minute or so of "The National Anthem."

Eric H. (Eric H.), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 11:00 (twenty years ago)

three months pass...
I was almost going to prematurely start the "end of the year of the 2005 cinema" catch-all thread, but instead I'll just bump for what's right now my #1 movie this year. (... of the piddling 45 I've seen.)

Eric H. (Eric H.), Friday, 25 November 2005 14:52 (twenty years ago)

I didn't see nearly that many, but most of them were a lot better than this one.

Some movies I really liked in 2005

Wallace and Grommit and the Curse of the Wererabbit
The Aristocrats
In the Realms of the Unreal
Batman Begins
Kungfu Hustle
40 Year Old Virgin

Austin Still (Austin, Still), Friday, 25 November 2005 15:01 (twenty years ago)

god i hardly saw anything

Theorry Henry (Enrique), Friday, 25 November 2005 15:02 (twenty years ago)

Last time a blockbuster was my favorite movie of the year: Jurassic Park... when I was 12.

x-post In the Realms of the Unreal:

Urg! Urrrrg!! Make it stop. There was a thread around here somewhere about this Dakota Fanning movie, but I'm not bumping it.

Eric H. (Eric H.), Friday, 25 November 2005 15:02 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, the voiceover shit was pretty weak, and I'm ambivalent about the animation, but it's such an outrageous story and the artwork is so powerful that it gets bumped up.

Austin Still (Austin, Still), Friday, 25 November 2005 15:04 (twenty years ago)

And, obviously, if Kings and Queen counts as an '05 film instead of its IMDB '04, it's the real #1 and WotW is #2.

Eric H. (Eric H.), Friday, 25 November 2005 15:07 (twenty years ago)

crash's my movie of the year, with war of the worlds coming in at 2nd.

saying that though, haven't seen Kink Kong yet.

not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Friday, 25 November 2005 15:07 (twenty years ago)

Kink Kong!

Eric H. (Eric H.), Friday, 25 November 2005 15:08 (twenty years ago)

I'm going for Batman Begins

Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 25 November 2005 15:09 (twenty years ago)

oops, king!

not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Friday, 25 November 2005 15:23 (twenty years ago)

ugh, I finally saw this and kind of hated it. But loved how it looked! Accolades for that at least are deserved. I like Speilberg's take on disaster - and interesting to see how it's evolved throughout his films. I like Huey's "eyes" point - but why oh why did the story have to revolve around boring and dumb Cruise et family when there were so many other stories?! That was my problem with it - I'm fine with films about characters who aren't likable or relatable, but here we were supposed to relate, weren't we? But I found that impossible, though I tried. I was more interested in other people throughout the film as well as the aliens. But yes, all the alien and disaster!survival! scenes were cool (and their coolness made me dislike the distraction that the Cruisefam story became.)

omg, Kink Kong. Yeah, I think that may be a "download only" release...

rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Friday, 25 November 2005 15:36 (twenty years ago)

I suspect I haven't seen a more "well-directed" Spielberg film, kinetically speaking... though I can think of a few others I think are admittedly far far better. (A.I., Poltergeist... um, yeah just those two.)

Eric H. (Eric H.), Friday, 25 November 2005 15:50 (twenty years ago)

Last time a blockbuster was my favorite movie of the year: Jurassic Park... when I was 12.
x-post In the Realms of the Unreal:

Urg! Urrrrg!! Make it stop. There was a thread around here somewhere about this Dakota Fanning movie, but I'm not bumping it.

-- Eric H. (ephende...), November 25th, 2005.

lol ur old, Friday, 25 November 2005 16:03 (twenty years ago)

Last time a blockbuster was my favorite movie of the year: Jurassic Park... when I was 12.
x-post In the Realms of the Unreal:
Urg! Urrrrg!! Make it stop. There was a thread around here somewhere about this Dakota Fanning movie, but I'm not bumping it.

-- Eric H. (ephende...), November 25th, 2005.

-- lol ur old (lo...), November 25th, 2005 10:03 AM.

omg i just killed myself (Eric H.), Friday, 25 November 2005 16:20 (twenty years ago)

three months pass...
I re-watched last night; I underrated it. Won't be topped as a big-budget September 11th movie. Dakota F and the last 5 minutes still bug me a wee bit, but ehhhh.

That Tim Robbins' perf in indisputably better than his Damaged Guy in Mystic River splendidly illustrates the poison of the "Oscar aesthetic."

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 17:17 (nineteen years ago)

I liked it a lot – more than your beloved Munich.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

Tim Robbins's "Damaged Guy" list:
-------
-this
-Bull Durham
-Jacob's Ladder
-????

kingfish da notorious teletabby (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

i re-watched it recently too! it's pretty awesome. the last 5 minutes are fucking awful though, truly embarrassing. and the tim robbins stuff is still pretty bad.

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

You crazy, s1ock! (A friend of mine who frequently hates Spielberg loved it, ending included, I suspect cuz he's a dad.)

Cruise has definitely learned to cry better. Did Spielberg actually figure out how to say "Turn it the fuck down" in Tom Talk?

did anyone catch the references to the 1970s Phil Kaufman version of Invasion of the Body Snatchers (which is fantastic itself)?

If you're around, Hurting, I loved that Kaufman movie but haven't seen it in eons; please amplify.

Didn't always know which locations were Bayonne and which the Ironbound, but NEWARK REPRAZENTS!

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 17:43 (nineteen years ago)

I wish Tim Robbins had played a variation on Leonard Nimoy's New Age schlock-peddler than a reprise of his Mystic River boogieman.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

it was insanely mystic river! even down to the dank traumatic basement!

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

i liked it but for some reason, can't bring myself to purchase it.
anyone know why?

not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

Hey Daddy-o, I don't wanna go down to the dank traumatic basement!

btw, The Spiel sez the aliens came from "a darker place in E.T.'s neighborhood."

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

They were the ones E.T. phoned.

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, he was pissed at the FBI! "Smoke em ALL!"

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

the last 5 minutes are fucking awful though, truly embarrassing.

It was a shame, I was enjoying the movie up until the end, and then the ending was so trite it ruined things for me.

My Psychic Friends Are Strangely Silent (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

Dude, it's Spielberg. Just expect that.

Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

I know! The endings seem to get progressively worse.

My Psychic Friends Are Strangely Silent (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

Did the Eric Bana sex scene come at the very end of Munich, or did he meet his case officer on the bridge afterward? If it was at the end, that's the bad ending to end all bad endings.

Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

he meets Geoffrey Rush on the bridge.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

The most truly ruinous Spielberg ending I can recall from memory was Saving Private Ryan's.

Eric H. (Eric H.), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

I'd say AI but I don't want to get lynched.

Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

Oh yeah, Minority Report's wasn't that great either.

Eric H. (Eric H.), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

I am alone in liking AI and Minority Report more than any other recent Spielberg films I can think of.

I'm not saying they are perfect or anything, though.

Adamrl (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

I liked both of them, but they both had crummy endings.

My Psychic Friends Are Strangely Silent (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

yes

Adamrl (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

AI and Minority Report were fine right up until the end. Minority Report's last 20-25 minutes wasn't even that bad (whereas the end of SPR was unforgivable), it was just confusing and didn't fit into what came before it.

Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

Minority Report is really good right up until the last thirty minutes. Fuck Max Von Sydow's character as the evil baddie.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

Is there a big difference in the original book/story?

Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

Yes. It's completely different plotwise from the get-go though.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

max von sydow as the villain in Minority Report is the least surprising "plot twist" evah

latebloomer: keeping his reputation for an intense on-set presence (latebloomer), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

oh Catch Me If You Can was quite fun.

Adamrl (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

I am alone in liking AI and Minority Report more than any other recent Spielberg films I can think of. I'm not saying they are perfect or anything, though.

Count me in. Minority Report is almost a masterpiece.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

I didn't see any bridge in the Bana-Rush finale, just the semi-industrial East River bank (Long Island City, I think).

All the dissing of S.S.'s endings are wrong except Minority Report. How about setting your monthly chorus to music?

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

Catch has a great ending.
AI may have one of the greatest endings ever! (i know i know, let's not do that one again.)
Minority Report has a poor ending. but it's not really that good to begin with.
WotW has a silly ending BUT only the actual grandparent part! stuff before that is straight Wells and very good and funny and keeping with the themes of the flick.

ryan (ryan), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

Catch's ending is fine. Catch is a pretty good movie actually (although the confrontation in the 'hometown' is pretty tiresome.) I just didn't like AI in general and I could have cared less about any of it by end. Same with WOTW. My biggest problem with these particular Spielberg films (and ET) is that I think I may hate children (or at least the way Spielberg uses children.)

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

minority report goes bad about halfway through, i think. the climax was def'ly unforgiveable. worse than war of the worlds.

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

"I just didn't like AI in general and I could have cared less about any of it by end."

According to what I wrote on the other thread I DID CARE, but yeah blech on this movie.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

I will stil defend Saving Private Ryan. AT SOME LEVEL something really interesting about debt and gratitude is being said, something pretty interesting about ethics but yeah it gets drowned out by jingoism. which is actually kind of fascinating now that i think about it....

ryan (ryan), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

I'm actually not sure how people think that some of these films in question are good "until" the ending! I mean, this isn't a judgement call on any of the films, like a "Haha ALL of it is crap!" joke, I mean I'm not sure how you can enjoy the entirety of AI, or SPR, or Schindler, etc and then find the ending distasteful. They're not particularly inconsistent. Oh wait unless by SPR's ending you all mean the awful "real people" bookends tacked on, that is OTM, those are terrible and I actually know two people who were OFFENDED by them of all things.

I haven't seen Minority Report, WotW, or Munich yet so I might be completely wrong, but if previous films are anything to go on I "don't get it," the Speilberg-is-great-but-for-endings meme.

xpost I find Haley Joel Osment and Jude Law both disturbing so that might be my problem with AI. Not so much hating children as hating completely disturbing actors, I guess.

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

AI is willies inducing all the way through. another reason it is GREAT!

ryan (ryan), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

"oh poor little Haley robot boy...oh wait EW!"

ryan (ryan), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

That's not exactly the kind of disturbing I meant.

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

I saw AI at midnight in a theater beneath Wenceslas Square in Prague that served huge pitchers of cold beer to patrons. This might explain why I enjoyed it so much.

Adamrl (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

that sounds like the best theatre ever!!!

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 22:01 (nineteen years ago)

Well...it was a good one.

Adamrl (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 22:01 (nineteen years ago)

The Schindler "I could've saved one more person" hug scene is worse than most of the Spielberg endings you guys hate.

Also, the shark shoulda eaten Richard Dreyfuss. And the Close Encounters Special Edition inside-the-starship footage, BOOOOOOOOO.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 22:01 (nineteen years ago)

have i explained anywhere in this thread that i wished the alien that falls out of the tripod in wotw had turned out to be ET? and that it turns out that OG ET was just a scout for an invasion 20 years later?

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 22:03 (nineteen years ago)

that sounds about as good as the sequel to jurassic park that i wrote in junior high.

ryan (ryan), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 22:04 (nineteen years ago)

you wrote the lost world? dude that was a piece of shit, no offense

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 22:05 (nineteen years ago)

I wrote a sequle to the original batman when I was about 14. It had speedboats in it

Adamrl (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 22:05 (nineteen years ago)

hey what about the aliens in close encounters? (xxpost)

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 22:06 (nineteen years ago)

hey i was 13 cut me some goddamn slack

ryan (ryan), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 22:06 (nineteen years ago)

I fucking hate that Schindler ending. That is a movie where the ending really does undermine the film.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 22:07 (nineteen years ago)

Not that I was in love with the film before the end though, I will admit.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 22:12 (nineteen years ago)

I kinda think "Catch" is his best recent movie, in that it works fine from start to finish without ever becoming majorly embarassing. And Dakota Fanning is way less annoying than Samantha Morton.

I haven't seen The Terminal. Is it the shite?

Chuck_Tatum (Chuck_Tatum), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 22:13 (nineteen years ago)

s1ocki that is the most brilliant idea I may have ever heard.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 22:17 (nineteen years ago)

And Dakota Fanning is way less annoying than Samantha Morton.

This is some feat though, isn't it?

Adamrl (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 22:19 (nineteen years ago)

War of the Worlds goes wrong by having Cruise make his heroic suicide-bomber run only to then cut to the tripods falling and going "just kidding, it was germs." Keep the hero/savior element or follow Wells closely, I don't care which - but don't do both.

WotW wasn't as interesting, scene for scene and action-wise, as Minority Report. There was nothing as cool the eyeball extravaganza.

And then the grandparents in Boston, yeah - apparently aliens are Red Sox fans.

Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 22:20 (nineteen years ago)

War Of The Worlds is only good when it is scary! And it wasn't scary often enough.

Adamrl (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 22:21 (nineteen years ago)

yeah Erick i forgot about that "hero" scene, you're right about that. i dont get the point of that scene.

i like Dakota Fanning. there i said it.

ryan (ryan), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 22:21 (nineteen years ago)

Cruise can only be a hero in keeping his kid(s) out of harm's way -- like everyone else, all he can do is flee.

I believe I am the only ILXer who liked The Terminal, the first part of Spielberg's 9/11 trilogy. "America is CLOSED."

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 22:30 (nineteen years ago)

War Of The Worlds is only good when it is scary! And it wasn't scary often enough.

I would modify "good" to "almost Spielberg career best", or some variation of, but otherwise, yeah, needs more holocaust

Chuck_Tatum (Chuck_Tatum), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 22:35 (nineteen years ago)

I kinda think "Catch" is his best recent movie, in that it works fine from start to finish without ever becoming majorly embarassing.

I read this as "I kinda think 'Crash' is his best recent movie...

Eric H. (Eric H.), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 23:39 (nineteen years ago)

I concede that I would admit to being wrong about many things in Spielberg films if his most virulent detractors would at least admit that they, moreso than the films of so many other more respected filmmakers currently working, are worth the debate. (Three words: score. say. zee.)

Eric H. (Eric H.), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 23:42 (nineteen years ago)

Casino, Bringing Out The Dead and even Aviator for all their flaws (and there are a lot of them) are still better than any of Spielberg films mentioned on this thread. Spielberg is still better than Oliver Stone though if that's any consolation.

Spielberg is OBV worth the debate though! That's why everyone debates about him! And as I've said many times before the main reason I find him so disappointing is that he so frequently takes projects I am very interested in and does far less than I would like with them.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 23:50 (nineteen years ago)

Casino, Bringing Out The Dead and even Aviator for all their flaws (and there are a lot of them) are still better than any of Spielberg films mentioned on this thread.

ooooooh, you really know how to push my buttons! ;)

Adamrl (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 23:51 (nineteen years ago)

that came out weird.

Adamrl (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 23:51 (nineteen years ago)

Bringing Out The Dead and Aviator = not as good as Catch Me If You Can, about par with AI and Minority Report.

In my opinion!

Adamrl (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 23:52 (nineteen years ago)

Casino is better though

Adamrl (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 23:55 (nineteen years ago)

I really ought to see Bringing Out the Dead.

Eric H. (Eric H.), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 23:57 (nineteen years ago)

I really liked Bringing Out The Dead, but I've know a few EMT and they were all pretty insane and I thought the movie reflected the extremity (and the nearly messianiac desire to "save") required to numb yourself to a job that horrific really well.

Aviator's one of those movies which I thought was going to be terrible and then surprised myself by thinking was really good (it's the anti-Crash.) I should watch it again.

Catch is the only film mentioned that's even close though. I don't rate the other two at all.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 23:59 (nineteen years ago)

hey what about the aliens in close encounters? (xxpost)

-- J.D. (aubade8...), March 8th, 2006.

baby Predators.

latebloomer: keeping his reputation for an intense on-set presence (latebloomer), Thursday, 9 March 2006 01:50 (nineteen years ago)

xxxxpost

The "I could've saved one more" scene was key, to me, in Schindler, because, you know, he could have.

Pete Scholtes (Pete Scholtes), Thursday, 9 March 2006 01:59 (nineteen years ago)

but did he have to be such a pussy about it?

gear (gear), Thursday, 9 March 2006 04:49 (nineteen years ago)

i agree completely with Alex in SF, since I expected The Aviator to be a completely boring, nothing film and I found it to be very entertaining, well-paced, beautifully directed, and the ending was nicely eerie for some reason (overall is was admittedly a shallow biopic, style over substance etc). I love Bringing Out the Dead and Casino. But I wouldn't consider them to be clearly better than Spielberg's best over the past 15 years, with Schindler's List and Munich being right up there (although the Neeson breakdown/two speeches at the end take SL down a notch, and there are elements of Munich that bug me).

gear (gear), Thursday, 9 March 2006 04:55 (nineteen years ago)

[WOTW]needs more holocaust

It's got more holocaust in it than anyone else would've dared to put in a mega-budget "Cruise vehicle." What makes things easy for S.S. critics is they demand the impossible.

I kinda think "Catch" is his best recent movie, in that it works fine from start to finish without ever becoming majorly embarassing.

I read this as "It's the least adventurous."

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 9 March 2006 14:29 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i mean... more holocaust? what, you wanna see some death camps? race laws?

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 9 March 2006 15:32 (nineteen years ago)

Um, yeah, guys, way to take his comment completely out of context to make a weird niggly point that doesn't make any sense if you actually read the entire post (which isn't hard, it's two sentences).

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 9 March 2006 15:37 (nineteen years ago)

"What makes things easy for S.S. critics is they demand the impossible."

No what makes it easy for S.S. critics is that S.S. can't deliver the possible.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 9 March 2006 15:41 (nineteen years ago)

The only recent-ish Scorsez movie I rate is Gangs of New York, which everyone hates. But I don't think even that stands up to any Beard flick from J-Park onwards.
WotW ending = Jaws ending.

Merryweather (scarlet), Thursday, 9 March 2006 15:48 (nineteen years ago)

I read this as "It's the least adventurous."

But "adventurous" doesn't naturally equate with "good", and "unadventurous" doesn't natuarally equate with "boring", or we'd all be discussing Domino and Roger Avary films.

Chuck_Tatum (Chuck_Tatum), Thursday, 9 March 2006 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

I rate both GONY and The Aviator, but the acting's pretty lousy in both (Diaz, Blanchett, Jude Law, ugh). Leo's okay in The Aviator, but only in the sense that it's a relief he's not as a bad as he was in Gangs of New York.

Chuck_Tatum (Chuck_Tatum), Thursday, 9 March 2006 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

like i've said a million times before, i think they're both awful, awful movies. gony worse obviously.

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 9 March 2006 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

OTM

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 9 March 2006 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

Yes, I didn't like either of those.

we'd all be discussing Domino and Roger Avary films.

OMG I knew Domino was probably bad but it's ROGER AVARY bad????

Adamrl (nordicskilla), Thursday, 9 March 2006 17:00 (nineteen years ago)

It's Gang Related starring Tupac and Jim Belushi-bad.

Chuck_Tatum (Chuck_Tatum), Thursday, 9 March 2006 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

Is that when Tupac gets someone to shoot him for some weird reason?


I remember sort of liking that.

Adamrl (nordicskilla), Thursday, 9 March 2006 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

No, that's Gridlocked and I think Tupac shoots Tim Roth but I don't quite remember. The real Tupac gem is BULLET with Mickey Rourke.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 9 March 2006 17:20 (nineteen years ago)

Chuck, we define "adventurous" differently.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 9 March 2006 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

Anyone who 'rates' Gangs of New York should not be talking shit about Domino.

Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Thursday, 9 March 2006 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

Hahaha!

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 9 March 2006 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

I saw a guy watching Domino on the BART train to-day, on his laptop.

andy --, Thursday, 9 March 2006 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

You know, I forgot I saw Gangs on TV a while back, and it seemed much much worse than I remembered.

Chuck_Tatum (Chuck_Tatum), Thursday, 9 March 2006 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

i liked the music in GONY ergo i enjoyed watching it.

ryan (ryan), Thursday, 9 March 2006 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

ergo you enjoyed LISTENING to it.

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 9 March 2006 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

uh, yeah. GONY didn't strike me as that bad though. i dont like scorcese that much in the first place though so maybe it's a comparative thing.

ryan (ryan), Thursday, 9 March 2006 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

GONY was disappointing enough to be a Spielberg film.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 9 March 2006 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

Spielberg obv needs a beautiful 15-year-old South American girl turning cartwheels in a field in his movies. The key to ILE LOVE.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 9 March 2006 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

Not making films that disappoint me would be enough to get my love.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 9 March 2006 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

But Alex, it sounds like you haven't liked anything he's done since, I dunno, the last Indiana Jones? How can he possibly disappoint you with the low expectations you must go in with?

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 9 March 2006 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

BECAUSE he comes along every couple of years (in between taking projects that I couldn't give a shit about like The Terminal and Jurassic Park 1 & 2 and whatever) and picks up a project that I would normally really really be interested in because it's a great idea (see: AI, Minority Report, Munich) and then people like you cream your pants over it and I think okay this time it'll be a little different, this one will be good and then I see it and I remember why I hate his guts.

Note: I like Catch Me If You Can and the first part of Minority Report a lot. I also quite liked Empire of the Sun. So it's not all Indiana Jones.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 9 March 2006 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

It's hardly Spielberg's fault you've got such shit taste in films.

Merryweather (scarlet), Thursday, 9 March 2006 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

Is it his fault that you are a rude douchebag?

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 9 March 2006 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

lol. oh man.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 9 March 2006 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

See, Crash mighta worked if they were arguing about Amistad.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 9 March 2006 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

Wait, can we go back to beautiful South American girls flipping wheelies? Cos that WOULD improve most of SS's work.

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 9 March 2006 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

Crash 2 should be a group of people arguing about Crash!

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 9 March 2006 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

Soderbergh can make it! with all of us as the hatas!

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 9 March 2006 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

the worst thing about crash is the chutzpah in naming a movie crash when another movie named crash came out not so long ago.

also basing ANOTHER movie around a car crash that affects a bunch of intersecting characters' lives. so lazy.

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 9 March 2006 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

It could end with the whole lot of us being released bewildered onto the streets of Bangkok.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 9 March 2006 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

Maybe they were hoping to look good in comparison.

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 9 March 2006 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

i'd like to see a mash-up of cronenberg's crash with the haggis one. that shit would get kinky.

it's weird, because i really thought munich was pretty great, but one shot sticks out for me as being fairly awful. it's gonna sound weird, but when they're stalking that one guy down that street and the middle-aged chap with the glasses has his umbrella and opens it and he's hiding a gun underneath it...it struck me as being a "cool reveal shot" without any purpose. stash it in your overcoat, bro. other than that, though, i was okay with the movie.

gear (gear), Thursday, 9 March 2006 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

So does anyone know if the WOTW shots through the holes in windows were a quote, and if so, of what? or what Hurting meant by the Kaufman Invasion homage?

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 9 March 2006 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...
You know what I was going to read through this WHOLE THREAD before posting to it but then everyone was hopping on this "WOW PRETTY GOOD JOB THERE SS & TC!" and it made me throw up diarrhea out of my fucking mouth and there were parts of fetuses in it. Which is exactly the response I had to this movie, after I emptied five revolvers into our TV, the DVD player, the laptop we use to make Netflix selections, all of it. Total destruction is the only thing this film deserves. It made me hate the human race, I just wanted everyone to die at the end, especially the director.

1. The FX were SPOTTY, not AMAZING.
2. OK I can see what people mean about the 1st hour being WOWZER!!! YAY!!! but after this part

News Producer: [at the site of a plane crash] Were you on that plane?
Ray Ferrier: No.
News Producer: Too bad. It would have made a hell of a story.
[shuts news van door and drives off]

none of it mattered. Spielberg aims all of his films squarely between the ideas of the most mentally impaired moviegoers the world has to offer. Luckily for him this nets big cash because the american adult population is comprised of 51% fucking insipid morons with nothing better to do than watch a little girl scream and cry while people are murdered in fantastic ways for 2 hours, or whatever this fucking piece of shit waste of celluloid and computer cycles was supposed to be about.

I fucking hated this piece of shit. I can't believe all of you liked it. It is DEFINITELY not on par with Independence Day, I TOTALLY agree with Ebert that it compares unfavorably with The Day After Tomorrow, and the chatter comparing Signs unfavorably with this movie boggles my fucking mind, slocki, I am not sure what your definition of scary is but it ain't anything like mine.

I was having a hard time last night thinking of a movie we had seen recently that was worse than this one, and then I remembered:

Catwoman.

Thank you and good afternoon.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 14:10 (nineteen years ago)

haha "squarely between the ideas" wtf tom obv part of the 51%

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 14:16 (nineteen years ago)

nah man, that's not right at all.

ryan (ryan), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 14:21 (nineteen years ago)

pixel farmer (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 14:27 (nineteen years ago)

no it is right, this is the worst movie I have seen since we watched Catwoman. The fucking Tripods were crap. If you have stupid looking CGI aliens, try and hold off the reveal until the climax, when you're supposed to be ditching all the tension anyway. Even a mediocre twist merchany like Shyamalan knows that.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 14:37 (nineteen years ago)

It really wasn't THAT bad.

1) one of the only good Tom Cruise performances I've EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE (this makes approximately 2, 3 if you include Top Gun for its WTFOTT factor) and the FIRST time I've ever had sympathy for a character he is playing--this is good
2) the first half is pretty good and exciting
3) terrible ending is not the film's fault.

But on the other hand, yeah, I dunno what these fx looked like on the big screen but they look like absolute hell on the tv dudes, like Jurassic Park looks better and that film is like 40 years old now. What is that about? Also I'm one of the few ILXors who likes Dakota Fanning but she was really grating for 60% of the movie (basically until the brother disappears). Also I would've appreciated a TINY bit of backstory as to why his kids treated him like utter shit, to the point of like disbelieving his story while they were WATCHING ALIEN TRIPODS DESTROY ALL OF BROOKLYN WITH THEIR OWN EYES. He didn't seem like that horrible of a douchebag that he deserved that and no backstory was given besides that pathetic "I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU!" you-don't-care-about-meeeeeeeeeee stereotype of a teenager speech his son gives apropos of little.

Oh and how comes if the aliens kill all the electricity and even Tom Cruise's WATCH someone's camcorder still works for them to film the destruction, drop it, and allow Spielberg to do "arty" film-the-scene-through-camcorder-double-shot thing? Plz to be keeping one (1) sense of continuity with everything else you got going on. Unless this person had some kind of magic hand-cranked digicam or something. That is small niggling point but it really annoyed me!

xpost haha those were not aliens, they were a laptop techno act, remember?

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 14:44 (nineteen years ago)

WOW : almost everything up to the ferry scene is fine (although am I the only one who thought that the burning train looked shit?) after that the film is a series of missed opportunities to do interesting things.

Minority Report : the only way one can take the ending even slightly seriously is if you assume it was an hallucination - the fact that Spielberg so obviously does not want you to do this is what ruins the film for me

AI: is a better film on 2nd viewing and is a truly fantastic film up until the end of the scene where Robot Boy's mother abandons him in the woods. Even the ending would have worked had Spielberg been able to keep his genetic predisposition to schmaltz in check - I suspect that had Kubrick made the film the ending would have been almost unbearably bleak and therefore (to my mind) good.

Saving Private Ryan: is ruined by it's attempt to be a prper film with a beginning,middle and end. Had it kept it's subject to the Normandy landings it would have been perfect. The other flaws it has ie extreme jingoism pale into insignificance beside this.

The problem I have with Spielberg is that his technical proficiency is pretty much unrivalled by any living director, but his instincts are always going to be flawed. I'm still kinda hoping that one day David Fincher will grow up to be the Spielberg of his generation; but one who's actually prepared to take his films to interesting places.

Stone Monkey (Stone Monkey), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 14:47 (nineteen years ago)

Went slightly mad with the italics there, it would appear.

Stone Monkey (Stone Monkey), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

I mean really it had plenty of faults but comparing it to Catwoman is ridiculous. That was truly the worst movie ever made, this was half and half. Granted Day After Tomorrow is better, especially the whole wtf thing with the wolves and the penicillin, also Jake Gyllenhaal. But really who CAN best a film with wolves and penicillin and Jake Gyllenhaal, in all fairness.

xpost no you are not the only person that thought the burning train looked shit, I believe that was the exact moment in the movie where Tom lost his shit completely with it TBH.

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

Dudes check it out I ran the foghorn sample through the alienizer plugin

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

"The fucking Tripods were crap"

http://movies.nnov.ru/Covers/What%20Planet%20Are%20You%20From.jpg

latebloomer: band to the planet mars (latebloomer), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

no the train is where I kind of gave up and just started asking the obvious questions, like how did the INSIDE of the train just all catch aflame when there was no obvious damage to the OUTSIDE and we had already seen that the effect of the death ray could tear a highway overpass out of the ground and flip it over.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

I think the Tripods probably looked better on the big screen than the small, FWIW. Because they did look kind of crap in a lot of sequences on the small screen. Mostly towards the end when they were spewing out all the blood and then crashing and stuff.

BUT they played laptop techno noize whenever they walked so that was pretty cool.

xpost I told you to not think about it so hard, I mean if we want to get all technical about things I really doubt those aliens actually exist.

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 14:52 (nineteen years ago)

It looked great (r some of it did anyway) on the big screen, we didn't buy the dvd b/c we figured it's just a big spectacle film really and it would lose most of what it's got on the little screen.

"Worse than Catwoman" Wow, that's the ultimate put down!

Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

I'm going to start using "worse than Catwoman" the way people say "worse than Hitler."

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

x-post

yeah...now there's a movie with crappy CG! they have CGI cats in a scene (the part where shes revived by the kitties licking her up and reborn as... catwoman!) that could have used live trained cats for the cost.

latebloomer: band to the planet mars (latebloomer), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

for *half the cost

latebloomer: band to the planet mars (latebloomer), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

I'd have put on a George Galloway style catsuit and licked Halle berry back to life for nothing!

Stone Monkey (Stone Monkey), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha tombot are you saying you liked M NIGHT SHYAMALAN'S SIGNS BETTER?!

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

I KNOW! I was absolutely perplexed with the whole CGI cat thing...and it's throughout the film, not even just the revival licking scene. WTF is that about? Are cats at a premium these days? I mean as far as I can tell you can basically just get them on the street, for free, why are they making CGI cats?? Halle Berry also was bad CGI for about 40% of the movie. Why even hire an actress? No cats, no credibility.

Is it just me actually or is CGI getting crappier by the year?

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

(ALTHOUGH I DO AGREE SIGNS HAD A COUPLA GOOD SCENES.)

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

and the film would've been at least 2.5 times more enterating!

no the train is where I kind of gave up and just started asking the obvious questions, like how did the INSIDE of the train just all catch aflame when there was no obvious damage to the OUTSIDE and we had already seen that the effect of the death ray could tear a highway overpass out of the ground and flip it over.

-- TOMBOT (tombo...), March 29th, 2006.

heh how can you watch tv without getting a heart attack!! ;-)

latebloomer: band to the planet mars (latebloomer), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

i like Signs a lot. its complete hokum and doesnt make any real sense, but its got a good sense of atmosphere, at least in the first two acts.

but i'm also a sucker for things with a cheesy
'sightings'/x-files/unsolved mysteries vibe...

latebloomer: band to the planet mars (latebloomer), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

i did not mean to italicise my response to TOMBOT's post...i'm sick, and its messin wif mah HEAD

latebloomer: band to the planet mars (latebloomer), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

I am saying I liked M SHYAMALAN'S SIGNS better.
that is definitely in no way meant to imply I ever plan to see The Village or his new Paul Giamatti vehicle thing.
it is just meant to imply that among movies I have no wish to ever watch again, because I can think of forty billion better ways to spend my time, SIGNS is not as ranked as low as WOTW.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 15:15 (nineteen years ago)

And to answer latebloomer, I can watch TV without getting a heart attack because most of the time TV is not so insultingly bad that I start enumerating the various ways in which my suspension of disbelief is being trounced.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

Is it just me actually or is CGI getting crappier by the year?

-- Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyza...), March 29th, 2006.

i think it is! its prolly due to rushing the process to get movies out, and thinking that just having an effect done CGI will automatically make it satisfactory. this really sucks, since CG can look really amazing when done right.

i mean, the first Jurassic Park movie still holds up pretty well, effects-wise.

latebloomer: band to the planet mars (latebloomer), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

the first Star Wars was holding up pretty well FXwise until they put that fucking CGI IN IT.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 15:21 (nineteen years ago)

maybe they should do special editions for every movie with cgi in it and replace it all with photochemical/stop motion!

latebloomer: band to the planet mars (latebloomer), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.viewonline.com/pages/editorials/images/lucaslove.jpg

latebloomer: band to the planet mars (latebloomer), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

harryhausen 4evah

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

YES how do we make this happen?

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

STORM THE VAULTS!

http://www.unmuseum.org/rayskel.jpg

latebloomer: band to the planet mars (latebloomer), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.sfgate.com/blogs/images/sfgate/dailydish/2006/03/28/ga_dish_holmes250x245.jpg

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 15:32 (nineteen years ago)

ROBBLE

latebloomer: band to the planet mars (latebloomer), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 15:37 (nineteen years ago)

it looks like he's attaching the stomach to her.

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 15:41 (nineteen years ago)

otm, it almost looks like he's adjusting a picture frame on the wall

latebloomer: band to the planet mars (latebloomer), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

while making an incredible crazy face and posture.

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 15:45 (nineteen years ago)

I didn't think the train on fire looked fake, because I was mostly struck by how it was A TRAIN ON FIRE, and the ultimate ender of the stupid argument between Tom and the kid. Imagine how much better Annie Hall would have been if instead of pulling otu Marshall McLuhan, Woody Allen just pushed the other guy into the street as a train on fire went past. It's like Spielberg unleashed his inner Jon Williams for 10 seconds.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 15:53 (nineteen years ago)

That's actually a good point.

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 15:56 (nineteen years ago)

I can see what people mean about the 1st hour being WOWZER!!! YAY!!! ...

I fucking hated this piece of shit... I was having a hard time last night thinking of a movie we had seen recently that was worse

Same Tom, same post. Swing the mood much? (or just OMG I'M SPOSED TO HATE SPIELBERG)

how did the INSIDE of the train just all catch aflame when there was no obvious damage to the OUTSIDE

A graduate of the Vertigo Literalist "How Did the Villain Know James Stewart Wouldn't Make It Up the Stairs" Institute.

they were WATCHING ALIEN TRIPODS DESTROY ALL OF BROOKLYN

That was Jersey (Bayonne/Ironbound Newark/Elizabeth). You lived here long enough to notice the Pulaski Skyway isn't in Brooklyn, oui?

The Bizarro Haskell & Sarris, ladies and gents.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 16:29 (nineteen years ago)

Were they or were they not driving to the ex-wife's house? I got up and left the room for 5 minutes during the drive scene and was under the impression they were Long Island-bound.

Plz to feel free to defend the camcorder shot, Spielberg's Girlfriend.

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

(Sincerest apologies if I was wrong and they were not indeed driving to Long Island to try to catch ex before she headed to Boston, that's a very relevant part of what I was actually saying)

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

Would EMP discharge batteries that were not part of a completed circuit? So if someone had a charged camcorder battery sitting around but put it in the camera after an EMP? I honestly don't know, but it's a potential explanation, just like changing the solenoid allowed them to start the car.

Otherwise I don't lose any sleep over it because I can overlook "continuity errors" that don't have anything to do with the actual damned plot. So he stuck in an artsy-fartsy camera shot that relies on OH NOES BAD CONTINUITY!!! Big deal.

phil d. (Phil D.), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

Morbs you can try all you like, my disregard is undissectable.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

saw it several times on a 24-hr plane trip - after the initial opening sequences yeah it just goes to total shit.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

I can't decide if this movie was worse than Hook.

Zwan (miccio), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

then you are insane.

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

x-post

ouch

latebloomer: band to the planet mars (latebloomer), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

It was definitely more exciting, but possibly (possibly) more evil. I think its funny that Spielberg got all pissed at Kathy Griffin making jokes about Dakota Fanning being a junkie when he pimped a 9-year-old's screams for two hours.

Zwan (miccio), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

Also as an older brother with a deadbeat dad, the "I HAVE TO GO SEE!!!" scene was kind of a final straw. And the rendezvous with Tim Robbins didn't exactly re-earn my respect.

Zwan (miccio), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

But at least Dakota Fanning is, by nature, a scary thing. I was more offended when he pimped a 10-yr-old girl in Munich to make those terrorists that much more cuddly.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

Worse than Shyamalan, worse than 4-hour video geek Uma jerkoff movies... there must be a support group.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

I haven't seen Munich - actually, I think I haven't seen any Spielberg films in their entirety between this and Hook, save the Jurassic Parks.

Signs was definitely better. That movie waited a long time to reveal JUST how fucking stupid it was.

Zwan (miccio), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

here let's play switcheroo. The scene where Tom Cruise and Tim Robbins are wrestling with the rifle and Tim Robbins is all like crazy serious "I don't think you and I are on the same page" will now be performed with the dialogue from the scene in Hook where Robin Williams and the King of the Lost Boys trade insults at the dinner table.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

And Dakota Fanning plays Tinkerbelle!

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

And ILX the Lost Boys.

Eric H. (Eric H.), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

you people are insane, this movie is good til the last five minutes. if emmerich and others had some balls we might get alien disaster movies that didn't suck more than once per decade.

gear (gear), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

They need to make a movie where the aliens are killed by something that human's have actually come up with rather than "germs" or "water." They should be killed by something a highly intelligent group of alien conquerors might have missed being all over this fucking planet. Like the voice of Slim Whitman, proving that Mars Attacks!, which isn't great, is still better than either of these films.

x-post gear do you like snuff

Zwan (miccio), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

Snuff is pretty bad, actually.

Eric H. (Eric H.), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

Mars Attacks! is a flawed classic! Anything that involves decapitating Pierce Brosnan is automatically good.

Dan (Yay) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

anything that doesn't involve jack nicholson is automatically better

mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

x-post gear do you like snuff

pretty rich from an avowed depalma fan

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

Would EMP discharge batteries that were not part of a completed circuit? So if someone had a charged camcorder battery sitting around but put it in the camera after an EMP? I honestly don't know, but it's a potential explanation, just like changing the solenoid allowed them to start the car.

Well see that makes sense to me except of everything else that got switched off. It basically affected every single thing, including battery powered items? It was just a really glaring continuity error to me.

Ending of Mars Attacks >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ending of War of the Worlds. Also this Hook nonsense is insane.

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

depalma films have been about snuff, and I'd like to thank the guy for never having made a "deadbeat dad redeemed by magic" film yet. that i can think of.

x-post Hook is probably worse, but only because I enjoy "panicky idiots in chaos" scenes.

Zwan (miccio), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

I think we can all agree on one thing: The Village is shit.

Dan (The Slow Guy Should Have Stabbed Everyone) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

I haven't seen that yet, and I'm afraid to.

Zwan (miccio), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

anything that doesn't involve jack nicholson is automatically better

Like fuck. "Yuh give up pork!?"

ILX version of Mars Attacks! I know whose head I see on the dog...

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

Wait, people actually saw The Village?

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

yes :(

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

But you were paid to do it, so it's not the same thing. I hope?

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

We saw The Village by accident. We were flipping channels and were transfixed by the stupidity.

Actually when the slow guy got stabby with it I thought the movie was going to pick up but he only got one person. The subsequent scene where he was then beaten up by a blind girl was the last moment that had any vestige of bossness in the movie; it then turned into "Papa, can I go in the woods?" "No, you're blind and it's forbidden." "Well fuck you, I have MOXIE!" bullshit as opposed to the Colonial House cosplay bullshit that filled the first half of the movie.

I think having the "monsters" be rather obviously people in stupid porcupine costumes undercut the tension of the first half of the movie just a tad.

Dan (Sonned By A Blind Girl In A Stabbed Fiance Beef) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

I don't even understand what that last line means but it sounds hysterical.

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

yeah the village sabotages itself more brutally than any other movie i've ever seen.

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

The most frustrating thing about the movie is that it REALLY should have been either A) creepy and claustrophobic; or B) campy and hilarious, but it wound up being C) FUCKING BORING (except for the bit where the slow guy stabbed the blind girl's fiance repeatedly in the chest and the blind girl beat the shit out of him, which was simultaneously an "Okay, movie" moment and really inappropriately hilarious).

Dan (More Of That, M) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

I'm not expecting his new "bedtime story" to be a step up.

Zwan (miccio), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

Like I said before on another thread, the only way I would have liked this movie was if Cruise was killed in the opening attack and then have the kids be the focus for the remainder.

People who like this AND/OR Signs are obviously insane.

The Equator Lounge (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

I'm not even sure what Signs is. Is that the one with Mel Gibson and crop circles or something to that effect? Mel Gibson is ten times more frightening than crop circles, really theatrics are unnecessary there.

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

I'm not expecting his new "bedtime story" to be a step up.

hahah shudder

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

http://mp3how.com/photos/madonna-bedtime-stories.jpg

Dan (Travelling...) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

Better than anything discussed on this thread so far.

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

SPOILER: M. Night Shyamalan initially had a different concept for the "Those We Do Not Speak Of" Creatures. They were originally conceived to be monsters similar to the rock drawings featured in the movie trailers: similar to a Lion walking on its hind feet, complete with shaggy mane. When the creatures were built to full scale and brought on set, M. Night Shyamalan felt that the design was completely unbelievable. The creatures were quickly redesigned, most noticeably with the addition of the red cloak.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0452637/board/nest/38916082

kingfish ubermensch dishwasher sundae (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

shorter spoiler: M. Night Shyamalan

mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

People who like this AND/OR Signs are obviously insane.

-- The Equator Lounge (quartzcit...), March 29th, 2006.

http://www.oneposter.com/UserData/Poster/Poster_7278.jpg

latebloomer: band to the planet mars (latebloomer), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

His recent credit card commercial (AmEx? help me out) was easily the best thing he's been involved with since The Sixth Sense.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

Since when do LIONS have PORCUPINE QUILLS????

(xpost: Alfred OTM, which is sad because that commercial is viciously awful.)

Dan (Someone Failed Biology) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

It WAS awful, but it was the slowest-paced commercial I've seen in months. Shyamalan is doing for commercials what he did for the horror genre (and the Mel Gibson genre)!

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

Lions grew quills the same time Bananas put on pajamas, Dan, keep up!

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

"Hmm, these bananas are completely unbelievable now I that I see them first-hand. But if they were wearing pajamas..."

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

http://img79.imageshack.us/img79/1249/att401916dx.jpg

kingfish ubermensch dishwasher sundae (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

ILX encounters The Village; The Village loses.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

Holy smokes, The Village cost $71.5 million dollars?????????

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

"$20 million for Night's coke habit..."

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

Oh and how comes if the aliens kill all the electricity and even Tom Cruise's WATCH someone's camcorder still works for them to film the destruction, drop it, and allow Spielberg to do "arty" film-the-scene-through-camcorder-double-shot thing?

I was bitching about this in July and no one had a good answer.

Big Willy and the Twins (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

"$3.45 for the rubber quills to put on the 'lion' costumes"

Dan (Stupid Fucking Movie) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

"$10 for Souplantation to provide tossed salads."

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

That's cheap, to get your salad tossed.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

milo thank you for not making me be alone in being the person who was distracted but what appears to be a ginormously glaring error.

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

ok stop the catwoman hate people.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 22:47 (nineteen years ago)

Sterling sometimes I feel like you are the only other sane person in the world.

Dan (Halle Berry + Leather Pants, People!) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 22:51 (nineteen years ago)

She doesn't need the leather pants to make you happy, Dan:

http://graphics7.nytimes.com/images/2004/06/30/business/30WAL.jpg

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 22:52 (nineteen years ago)

She doesn't need them, no.

Dan (So Pretty) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 22:56 (nineteen years ago)

perhaps the guy with the camcorder wasn't in the immediate vicinity of the EMP lightning or whatev when it hit, and came to the scene afterward. or maybe he had bought the "alien invasion power surge protection" plan from Circuit City.

latebloomer: band to the planet mars (latebloomer), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 23:06 (nineteen years ago)

they never get that kind of shit right in any movie ever.

Zwan (miccio), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 23:09 (nineteen years ago)

Maybe it was an Apple camcorder? We already know from "Independence Day" that aliens can't fuck with Apple.

Dan (Hardcore) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 23:09 (nineteen years ago)

APPLE: Alien Punkass Protection, Liquidation & Extermination

latebloomer: band to the planet mars (latebloomer), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 23:15 (nineteen years ago)

TRUE DAT, that hadn't occurred to me.

Sterling and Dan, would you guys defend Swordfish also??? Pretty or no, Halle Berry is in several of the most awful movies ever made. She'd be better if she just was photographed and never spoke, or "acted," ever.

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 30 March 2006 00:34 (nineteen years ago)

swordfish wasn't a very good movie, no.

but catwoman actually was. i posted all about it on that thread. it wasn't particularly bad or groanworthy or anything and it sort of was funny and skipped along. i don't get the hate.

(omg tho you guys heard the killer line from BI:2, right "even Oedipus didn't see his mother coming." yipe.)

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 30 March 2006 00:58 (nineteen years ago)

At least Halz showed up to claim her Razzie for Cat Woman, i thought that was cute.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 30 March 2006 01:06 (nineteen years ago)

You know what movie really got it all right?

No, me neither.

Eric H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 30 March 2006 02:51 (nineteen years ago)

I liked this movie at the time but the more distance I gain on it the less I ever ever want to see it again.

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Thursday, 30 March 2006 04:34 (nineteen years ago)

Sterling and Dan, would you guys defend Swordfish also???

The computer stuff in "Swordfish" was a gigantic pile of crap. However, Halle does flash her breasts. Hmm.

Dan (Tossup) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 30 March 2006 11:04 (nineteen years ago)

Always jack the 'standards' to infinity for Mr. Amblin.

WOTW, Mars Attacks! and Independence Day have hardly a sodding thing in common except their plots are 'about' alien invasions. (It's like lumping The Silence of the Lambs, Persona and Born Yesterday together cuz they're about the shifting dynamics of relationships.)

Spielberg = humanist
Burton = misanthrope
Roland Emmerich = please spend $12 at the concession stand

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 30 March 2006 13:31 (nineteen years ago)

Well I tend to prefer misanthropy and red twizzlers to Spielberg's brand of humanism, then.

WOTW, Mars Attacks and Independence Day are all based on the same source material. If you really believe that Spielberg is the humanist of the three, then why does his movie stick to the original denouement of airborne pathogens, instead of replacing it with something like actual human ingenuity or achievement? I like a good epic battle. Not so much a fan of the "survive by whatever means necessary until this all blows over" school of storytelling.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Thursday, 30 March 2006 13:40 (nineteen years ago)

WOTW, Mars Attacks and Independence Day are all based on the same source material.

"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but not their own facts."
-- Daniel P. Moynihan

A celebration of human ingenuity or achievement is a technocrat's idea of humanism.

I had no idea what this mortally sinful "camcorder shot [sic]" was until it was specified. Everyone who was disturbed by it, please confine your exegeses to "Everybody Loves Raymond."

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 30 March 2006 13:49 (nineteen years ago)

If that camcorder thing turned up in a Michael Haneke movie people would be all WHAT A CLEVER OBSERVATION ON IMPLICATING THE VIEWER IN THE VIOLENCE BEING PERPETRATED. Or in Kubrick, WOW THE PERSON IS GONE BUT THE CAMERA LIVES ON TO RECORD HIS DEMISE. For Spielberg it's OMG GET ONE CONTINUITY SPIELBEARD.

phil d. (Phil D.), Thursday, 30 March 2006 13:56 (nineteen years ago)

Haneke and Kubrick get away with bullshit, yes.

Zwan (miccio), Thursday, 30 March 2006 14:40 (nineteen years ago)

I feel kind of compelled to point out that I would be the first person pointing out bullshit in a Haenke/Haneke/H-whatever-ke movie if you could convince me to willingly watch another one.

Dan (Overrated Douche) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 30 March 2006 14:43 (nineteen years ago)

Oh the camcorder thing and the "why are they blowing them up if they want the blood" thing and the burning train and the completely inexplicable incineration of the basement are all the fucking same issue, people. It would be perfectly fine getawaywithable bullshit if it weren't for the fact that you, the viewer, feel your intelligence is so insulted by the other contents of the movie (the dialogue, the setup, the characters, their actions) that you no longer have the energy or the interest in maintaining a suitable suspension of disbelief. As I already explained.

Does anybody have anything to say for why this movie is worth watching yet, besides the sepcial effects?

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Thursday, 30 March 2006 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

And BTW Morbius, your problem is with me, not Ally, if you didn't notice, because she thought the film wasn't THAT bad and in fact you were on record as saying you thought it wasn't THAT great - I'm the guy who fucking hates the shit out of "Spielbeard" save Indian Jones & The Duel, you want to follow somebody around on the internet and be a total inexcusable dick to them, it's me, you got that, fuckwad?

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Thursday, 30 March 2006 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

Does anybody have anything to say for why this movie is worth watching yet, besides the sepcial effects?

There's the hoped-for thrill that Dakota Fanning might die.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 30 March 2006 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

"why are they blowing them up if they want the blood"

And this whole thing leads me to believe that people are just incapable of watching and understanding a fucking movie anymore. When we invade a country, do we do the exact same thing to every single person we encounter? No, no we do not.

So one can surmise that the plan is to first cull the population in the major population centers, then start herding up and harvesting the survivors for whatever nefarious purposes. Note that the destructo-rays are only busted out in the cities. By the time they're getting on the ferry, the tripods have started pulling people out of the water and rounding them up, only using the rays on the people who are shooting at them.

completely inexplicable incineration of the basement

Huh?

phil d. (Phil D.), Thursday, 30 March 2006 15:10 (nineteen years ago)

"oh here's a house out in the middle of the hamptons or wherever this is"
"think there might be people in it"
"can't tell, probably just abandoned"
"let's blow up the basement except for the crawlspace by the water heater"
"why"
"because we can"
"oh and it's scary, too, if you happen to be hiding inside thinking you're going to survive."
"yeah I didn't even think of that, good one"

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Thursday, 30 March 2006 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

it's pretty to look at i thought. also funny at times. i liked the music early on when the first tripod appeared. i thought the tripods were kinda cool. i loved the fact that it was all about survival (mostly) and not fighting back. im not sure what it's saying about 9/11 or other modern catastrophes, but i dont mind the allusion and think that it's actually interesting that the movie would dare do that in something so seemingly superficial (obv some will disagree and find it maniupulative or crass). i like the focus on the small family, that it's about a man winning the trust of his children in a crisis. i thought the action was exciting and really well done. and the special effects were cool!

ryan (ryan), Thursday, 30 March 2006 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

this whole thing leads me to believe that people are just incapable of watching and understanding a fucking movie anymore

Yep. "People" being delusional juvie name-callers on the internets, esp.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 30 March 2006 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

I'll be at I Love Film.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 30 March 2006 15:19 (nineteen years ago)

ryan I am commissioning you to write a book.
ILE Film Threads For Dummies.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Thursday, 30 March 2006 15:19 (nineteen years ago)

It did not look at all to me like the basement had been blown up or incinerated or any such thing. Do you mean the Tim Robbins basement or the one at his ex-wife's house?

phil d. (Phil D.), Thursday, 30 March 2006 15:20 (nineteen years ago)

you asked why people liked it! i gave you concrete reasons.

not sure why anyone should bother talking to you at all. your basic move is to explode in rage and try to make them look like an idiot by shouting them down rather than, you know, discussing things.

it's fine though. im sure this all does something for your ego. so we'll continue to play along.

ryan (ryan), Thursday, 30 March 2006 15:23 (nineteen years ago)

No I meant you should help other people like my best friend ever to understand how to address other human beings on the internet about movies. I wasn't calling you a dummy at all.

(man, imagine how stressful the divorce is gunna be)

-- Dr Morbius, March 29th, 2006 3:37 PM. (Dr Morbius) (link)

That's from a thread about making plans to meet people for drinks in SF on our honeymoon. Great guy.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Thursday, 30 March 2006 15:25 (nineteen years ago)

I really like your response ryan! I'm sorry I am a poor communicator with a bad reputation.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Thursday, 30 March 2006 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

oh! man im sorry. fuck i've done that now a few times here, blown up at people for no reason. i need a break.

ryan (ryan), Thursday, 30 March 2006 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

Jesus Christ, Tom. That basically reinforces my feeling from a while ago that ILE would lose nothing but unnecessary ill will if Morbius was banned.

Dan (Useless Human Being) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 30 March 2006 15:30 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, that's spectacularly awful. :-(

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 30 March 2006 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

im sure everyone could try to be a little more civil at times, without losing any edge on the debate. (with, um, me included obviously. sorry again)

ryan (ryan), Thursday, 30 March 2006 15:33 (nineteen years ago)

BTW Dan we determined last night that you are definitely not a gay ninja.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Thursday, 30 March 2006 15:33 (nineteen years ago)

Good to know!

Dan (Load Off My Mind) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 30 March 2006 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

No ryan, you nailed it, in fact.

Rageboy, let it go. The Lovely Lady has posted falsehoods about me regularly, I didn't know when you were getting married or that you personally reserve threads, and I really hope yer together for 60 years "Paradise by the Dashboard Light"-style. Dan and Ned, stick around and keep cornholing yr pals.

THE END

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 30 March 2006 15:40 (nineteen years ago)

Go away.

Dan (And So On) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 30 March 2006 15:41 (nineteen years ago)

Dan and Ned, stick around and keep cornholing yr pals.

My pals thank me for not cornholing them, as I lack that 'special touch.'

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 30 March 2006 15:41 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.showrods.com/images/flameout/flameout_big

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 30 March 2006 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

If that camcorder thing turned up in a Michael Haneke movie people would be all WHAT A CLEVER OBSERVATION ON IMPLICATING THE VIEWER IN THE VIOLENCE BEING PERPETRATED. Or in Kubrick, WOW THE PERSON IS GONE BUT THE CAMERA LIVES ON TO RECORD HIS DEMISE. For Spielberg it's OMG GET ONE CONTINUITY SPIELBEARD.

This is asinine because I, the person who SAID THIS HORRIBLE THING THAT I EXPECT VAGUE CONTINUITY, dislike all three of those directors. And yeah, all three of them get away with a lot of BS. What is your point?

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 30 March 2006 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

Also, for the record, I would really appreciate it if the three of you on this thread would just stop replying to Morbius.

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 30 March 2006 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

[I] dislike all three of those directors

Haha! Touche, I guess.

Srsly, the camcorder thing had absolutely no bearing on the plot whatsoever. I just don't see what the point of getting hung up on it is.

phil d. (Phil D.), Thursday, 30 March 2006 16:41 (nineteen years ago)

i think the basement thing was a result of the plane crash?

gear (gear), Thursday, 30 March 2006 17:04 (nineteen years ago)

oh right the plane crash, yeah. so as to set up the sweet encounter with the media.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Thursday, 30 March 2006 17:07 (nineteen years ago)

that was all very important to the humanism of the story.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Thursday, 30 March 2006 17:07 (nineteen years ago)

fuck a humanism

Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 30 March 2006 17:08 (nineteen years ago)

spielberg's humanism seems to intervene when his cynicism/special fx reaches an impasse. this is not necessarily a bad thing.

ryan (ryan), Thursday, 30 March 2006 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

ok now i see what ppl were talking about - is there any serious reason morbs shouldn't be banned from ilx?

j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 30 March 2006 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

If that camcorder thing turned up in a Michael Haneke movie people would be all WHAT A CLEVER OBSERVATION ON IMPLICATING THE VIEWER IN THE VIOLENCE BEING PERPETRATED. Or in Kubrick, WOW THE PERSON IS GONE BUT THE CAMERA LIVES ON TO RECORD HIS DEMISE. For Spielberg it's OMG GET ONE CONTINUITY SPIELBEARD.

OK, I likes me some Kubrick (mostly late-model - The Shining onward), but no one's taking the camcorder shot to task for being a camcorder shot - it's just the insult to our collective intelligence. Spielberg makes a point out of showing that all electronic devices don't work - in Spielbergian style, he beats you over the head with this fact (OH NOES WHAT WILL WE DO IN THIS MODERN WORLD), and then for no particular reason decides that hey, camcorders totally work great just so I can fit in this one irrelevant shot.

I also complained that the 35mm photographs in Closer later showed up printed full-frame and square. Little things like that can totally take me out of the film (which is rather important in a big sci-fi epic, no?).

Big Willy and the Twins (miloaukerman), Thursday, 30 March 2006 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, I see what you -- and apparently everyone else -- is saying, I just . . . there's perfectly reasonable "in-movie" explanations, and it's funny that people are like a thousand times more incensed over that than over getting the car to start.

phil d. (Phil D.), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

He actually had a good explanation for the car, I think. The alternator or battery wasn't in at the time or something.

Big Willy and the Twins (miloaukerman), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

Solenoid. Which is why I asked if EMP would discharge a camcorder battery if it wasn't actually in the camcorder.

phil d. (Phil D.), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

i could read about this camcorder thing for hours

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

AND YOU WILL.

phil d. (Phil D.), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

six years pass...

rewatched this due to many vocal fans in the tom cruise thread. found about a billion things to say about it:

Okay, so I tried watching Spielberg's War of the Worlds last night, but only got about half an hour in. Watched the rest today, but I can't say I enjoyed it much. The photography and cinematography are amazing, absolutely gorgeous, wall-to-wall with striking and inventive imagery. It's honestly one of the best-looking and most cinematically creative action movies I've ever seen, especially when it comes to the "senselessness of war" stuff that dominates the midsection of the film. The cast is solid and the kids are cute, but I just can't relate. That's my real problem.

Cruise's Ray Ferrier is set up as off the bat as an underachieving and irresponsible everyman of the emasculated blue-collar variety. He may be a king in his working life (something we see very clearly in that wonderful opening crane shot of Ray in his tripod-like crane, looking down on the shipyard, the only world he masters), a cheerfully cocky adolescent rebel of the sort Tom Cruise has always loved to play, but he lacks the maturity and conviction necessary to impress and manage his own estranged family. Ray's dick has been cut off by his selfish failure to rise to the demands of fatherhood and by his ex's "cool" new man, a placid rich-guy cipher whose gormless white-collar sophistication is telegraphed by slick black casual wear and an expensive new ride. Perhaps someone like Bruce Willis could have made Ray's rise from isolated loser to heroic family man appealing, but Cruise can't conceal an off-putting glint of striving, Napoleonic desperation.

Not only is Ray obviously going to find his inner "good father" and prove that his wearily noble working-class masculinity is a fit match for whatever this world or any other can throw at him, his character is immediately associated with America herself, most obviously in an early shot where Cruise is photographed from below and framed by a row of stridently hopeful American flags. "Is it the terrorists?" Dakota Fanning pointedly asks as Ray and his family attempt to flee the carnage in a stolen minivan. This is a 9/11 movie, after all. That topical connection is made perhaps too ghoulishly clear when Ray runs through the powdery remains of his vaporized neighbors during the first moments of the alien attack, the images immediately evoking the dust clouds that enveloped lower Manhattan and caked shell-shocked New Yorkers in the aftermath of the Tower collapses. This is powerful stuff, but I have to admit that the manipulative obviousness of Spielberg's visual strategy repels me somewhat.

When watching the Hitchcock films The Man Who Knew Too Much and Shadow of a Doubt, I'm troubled by the xenophobia and political implications, but I'm also sufficiently far removed from the Cold War context in which they were created to overlook my reservations in favor of simply appreciating the stories and cinema. I find it harder to do that here. When the alien war machine first begins to rise out of the pavement in front of a quaint old church, i'm distracted by Spielberg's ham-handed (but visually clever) attempt to create a hybrid of Brooklyn's celebrated high-density "grit" and a nostalgic vision of small town America that wouldn't have seemed out of place in Back to the Future, Ray's goofy neighborhood buddies at once "streetwise" and cheerfully innocent. It's like Spike Lee meets Mayberry.

Just to be clear, I don't find anything terribly objectionable in the film's apparent politics, such as they are. In fact, in the dangerously distracting fascination that the useless military seems to exert over Justin Chatwin's good son Robbie, we might see a subtle repudiation of the marketing of Bush Jr.'s Gulf War as a response to 9/11. Tim Robbins' basement-dwelling lunatic makes the rather subversive point that "occupations always fail." Even Welle's conclusion makes an interesting point in this context, national threat becoming less the existential crisis it seems and more a kind of weather, a storm that will pass like any other. My problem is not that Spielberg's approach seems intolerably xenophobic or jingoistic in the maner of Hitchcock's (it doesn't), but rather that I simply can't relate to his style and concerns. I can't relate to Cruise's "built Ford tough" secondhand Springsteen protagonist, can't relate to the crushingly obvious way the story announces Ray's need to prove his masculine potency and claim the authoritative mantle of fatherhood, can't relate to Spielberg's insistently silly symbolism, and I can't relate to the sensibility that might find any of this thematic material satisfying or even engaging.

Where Spielberg's 9/11 movie contrasts the personal struggles and grudging decency of "little guy" Americans with monstrous space evil, David Cronenberg, using similarly hackneyed representations of American innocence and family at threat in his A History of Violence, at least manages to say something interesting about the construction of "heroic" narratives and the relationship of past transgressions to present circumstances. Children of Men addresses the burdens and perhaps futile-seeming hopes that attend fatherhood in an all-too-often senselessly violent world without blocking everything out in such tediously predictable terms. Hell, even Hitchcock let Doris Day do 90% of the thinking in The Man Who Knew Too Much.

I realize I'm focusing primarily on what I see as the associative implications of the text and not the story itself, but while I am inclined to this type of analysis, Spielberg's directorial choices strongly encourage it. In War of the Worlds, he makes the strange decision to foreground the medium itself, relentlessly calling attention to the sometimes physically impossible camerawork and shifting nervously between film stocks and degrees of (ersatz?) grain so that the viewer is constantly reminded that they're watching a movie on a screen. I found that his use of these sort of self-consciously "cinematic" devices made narrative immersion almost impossible, so that instead of being carried along by the story, I was trapped outside it, considering how it had been constructed, at what cost and to what end.

Nevertheless, and like I said earlier, this is in many ways a brilliant action and suspense thriller. The scenery and nature of the family's overland adventure are constantly in flux, and Spielberg is equally adept at fleshing out character and building tension as he is at orchestrating the big blockbuster effects sequences. "Little Deuce Coupe" is heartbreaking. The landscape painted in blood is horrifying. While the last act is a bit of a letdown after the big chase that dominates the middle of the film, if it weren't for the overstated manner in which the first act draws its topical parallels and in which Spielberg signals the growth-steps along Ray's journey from callow man-child to heroically responsible "real father", then I'd probably have enjoyed the ride. And maybe if I'd watched it with children of my own my perspective would be different. But I didn't, and so be it.

contenderizer, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 20:53 (thirteen years ago)

tl/dr, i know, but i didn't know what else to do with it, so...

[countdown to zings]

contenderizer, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 20:54 (thirteen years ago)

This is powerful stuff, but I have to admit that the manipulative obviousness of Spielberg's visual strategy repels me somewhat.

his career in a nutshell imho

your petty attempt at destroying me is laughable (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 3 July 2012 20:57 (thirteen years ago)

no way i'm reading all that, just gonna assume u loved it

am0n, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 21:08 (thirteen years ago)

I'll be at I Love Film.
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, March 30, 2006 10:19 AM

lol

am0n, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 21:10 (thirteen years ago)

http://venturebeat.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/last-man-on-earth.jpg

^ morbs

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Tuesday, 3 July 2012 21:31 (thirteen years ago)

I find it harder to do that here. When the alien war machine first begins to rise out of the pavement in front of a quaint old church, i'm distracted by Spielberg's ham-handed (but visually clever) attempt to create a hybrid of Brooklyn's celebrated high-density "grit" and a nostalgic vision of small town America that wouldn't have seemed out of place in Back to the Future, Ray's goofy neighborhood buddies at once "streetwise" and cheerfully innocent.

Just in the industry of pedantry, it's Jersey, not Brooklyn. What with Cruise's house being right at the foot of the Bayonne Bridge, and said bridge's destruction being the heart of the movie's early ad campaign.

Julie Derpy (Phil D.), Tuesday, 3 July 2012 21:37 (thirteen years ago)

that also doesnt really mean anything to me, what are examples that support that vague point besides the buddies being goofy? your criticisms are all completely vague

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Tuesday, 3 July 2012 21:40 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/n-z/wotw/wotwse_shot5l.jpg

am0n, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 21:43 (thirteen years ago)

contenderizer you've mastered the art of criticism that is more about you than the movie

always thought the 50s alien looked very sad with his mismatched eyes and frowning clown mouth

the late great, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 21:47 (thirteen years ago)

would play Simon on that face

your petty attempt at destroying me is laughable (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 3 July 2012 21:49 (thirteen years ago)

haha totally

i can't relate to the sensibility that might find any of this thematic material satisfying or even engaging

negative capability get into it

the late great, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 21:50 (thirteen years ago)

i guess negative capability also plays into

focusing primarily on what I see as the associative implications of the text and not the story itself

but in a not very convincing way

the late great, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 21:51 (thirteen years ago)

would play Simon on that face
― your petty attempt at destroying me is laughable (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, July 3, 2012 5:49 PM

yeah thats what i think of too

am0n, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 21:53 (thirteen years ago)

this would be like simon jr though since it only has three buttons

the late great, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 21:54 (thirteen years ago)

this movie is so great.

scott seward, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 21:54 (thirteen years ago)

you don't wanna know where the yellow button is, trust me (xp)

am0n, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 21:57 (thirteen years ago)

no way i'm reading all that, just gonna assume u loved it

― am0n, Tuesday, July 3, 2012 5:08 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

this, really, glad you loved the movie on your second viewing and were able to admit you were wrong w/ your initial opinion! :)

now all my posts got ship in it (dayo), Tuesday, 3 July 2012 23:33 (thirteen years ago)

lol

contenderizer, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 23:42 (thirteen years ago)

Just in the industry of pedantry, it's Jersey, not Brooklyn. What with Cruise's house being right at the foot of the Bayonne Bridge, and said bridge's destruction being the heart of the movie's early ad campaign.

― Julie Derpy (Phil D.), Tuesday, July 3, 2012 2:37 PM (2 hours ago)

yikes, i might have caught that if i'd bothered to fact-check before posting, but probably not. mea culpa, the central eastern seaboard isn't really my beat.

contenderizer, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 23:44 (thirteen years ago)

contenderizer you've mastered the art of criticism that is more about you than the movie

thanks?

contenderizer, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 23:46 (thirteen years ago)

that also doesnt really mean anything to me, what are examples that support that vague point besides the buddies being goofy? your criticisms are all completely vague

― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Tuesday, July 3, 2012 2:40 PM (2 hours ago)

well, i'm not trying to say that it's a bad movie. i don't think it is, and don't believe in that kind of thing anyway (except where prometheus is concerned). just talking about why it didn't work for me, personally.

contenderizer, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 23:49 (thirteen years ago)

dude that ashton kutcher movie with sad r.i.p. manger babies woman just married? check it out sometime its a bad fucking movie.

scott seward, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 23:54 (thirteen years ago)

dude that ashton kutcher movie with sad r.i.p. manger babies woman just married

took a long time to parse this

the late great, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 00:00 (thirteen years ago)

wondering how much the codeine affected my prose style...

contenderizer, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 05:39 (thirteen years ago)

you used capital letters

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Wednesday, 4 July 2012 05:42 (thirteen years ago)

you were posting from 2001

the late great, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 05:53 (thirteen years ago)

The ending of this movie, where TC first realises how the martians are dieing and the tripod falls through the building, is great and reminds me of the Half Life 2 game.

PSOD (Ste), Wednesday, 4 July 2012 11:57 (thirteen years ago)

(might have something to do with the rocket launcher i guess)

PSOD (Ste), Wednesday, 4 July 2012 11:57 (thirteen years ago)

I just watched this for the first time since ... the first time, and I had totally forgotten that the ships come out of the ground, one of the all-time "this makes no sense" moments. Granted, if this was "Prometheus," those moments would just keep coming, but still ...

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 5 July 2012 15:00 (thirteen years ago)

ya that was one of those like... ideas they prob thought were clever at the time

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Thursday, 5 July 2012 15:08 (thirteen years ago)

i liked the olde timey sci fi flourishes like that

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 July 2012 15:12 (thirteen years ago)

what do they call it hard scifi, everything does not need to be that

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 July 2012 15:12 (thirteen years ago)

i mean aliens cant get to our planet anyway so throw it all out the window

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 July 2012 15:13 (thirteen years ago)

its not about it being 'hard' or not its about why are the martians underground and not from space, space is cooler

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Thursday, 5 July 2012 15:13 (thirteen years ago)

theyre from space they just went underground for min geez

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 July 2012 15:14 (thirteen years ago)

there are no hard sci-fi movies anyway. Not really

Number None, Thursday, 5 July 2012 15:14 (thirteen years ago)

one thing that happened over n over again that was kind of lol is crowds of people stopped to watch stuff they wouldve been running from in terror irl

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 July 2012 15:15 (thirteen years ago)

it's not that it's bad sci-fi, but that it's a weird choice. it suggests a backstory that's never fleshed out. was it supposed to have "they came from within" resonance or something? spielberg probably just thought it'd make for a more impressive intro scene.

contenderizer, Thursday, 5 July 2012 15:17 (thirteen years ago)

apparently u can visit the boeing crash @ universal studios

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/22/WarOfTheWorlds-Set.jpg/799px-WarOfTheWorlds-Set.jpg

am0n, Thursday, 5 July 2012 15:18 (thirteen years ago)

spielberg probably just thought it'd make for a more impressive intro scene.

― contenderizer, Thursday, July 5, 2012 11:17 AM (49 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i assumed it was from the book

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 July 2012 15:19 (thirteen years ago)

remind me of the sequence of events when the first alien popped up, because now I can't remember if I was thinking that they were dormant underground and were awakened by lightning bolts or if I thought the metal plate was a teleport pad that allowed them to materialize underground

I see you, Pineapple Teef (DJP), Thursday, 5 July 2012 15:19 (thirteen years ago)

People staring in awe at stuff instead of running is Spielberg's Achilles Heel.

The space aliens hiding underground makes no sense on several mind boggling levels. How did they get there? Were they put there pre-people? Why? What triggered them? How in the world, after all this construction - in the city of the Big Dig, no less! - did no one notice them there? Etc. It's a cool reveal nonetheless, but totally bonkers.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 5 July 2012 15:20 (thirteen years ago)

there are no hard sci-fi movies anyway. Not really

primer springs to mind, but yeah, films of that sort are the exception. and it doesn't spend much time on the science, anyway.

contenderizer, Thursday, 5 July 2012 15:20 (thirteen years ago)

Forgot how much explicitly 9/11 related stuff is in this too. People covered in ash really creepy on several levels.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 5 July 2012 15:21 (thirteen years ago)

didn't the lightning imply their traveling here? they just didn't stick the landing and ended up underground for a min

am0n, Thursday, 5 July 2012 15:21 (thirteen years ago)

the aliens were shot down via lightning bolts to the tripods which were buried undergournd was the popular consensus in the movie

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 July 2012 15:21 (thirteen years ago)

But the ships being down there is what makes no sense.

"Moon" is sort of hard sci-fi, whatever that means.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 5 July 2012 15:21 (thirteen years ago)

but it was never explained definitively

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 July 2012 15:21 (thirteen years ago)

so it couldve actually made sense in some way

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 July 2012 15:21 (thirteen years ago)

How the aliens got in there is the least of the nonsensicalness.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 5 July 2012 15:22 (thirteen years ago)

anyway aliens attacking from below is a nice way to flip the script

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 July 2012 15:22 (thirteen years ago)

Not that they needed the element of surprise, either.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 5 July 2012 15:23 (thirteen years ago)

nah the tripods were beamed down too. cuz why the hell not. beam everything if you're gonna beam

am0n, Thursday, 5 July 2012 15:23 (thirteen years ago)

there was some mid-movie exposition with a dude in a tv production truck, 'member?

it must have been implied that the alien ships were there *imposing voice* before the dawn of civilization

goole, Thursday, 5 July 2012 15:23 (thirteen years ago)

yup

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 July 2012 15:24 (thirteen years ago)

same lame prometheus bs

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Thursday, 5 July 2012 15:25 (thirteen years ago)

WHY CANT ANYONE MAKE A MOVIE ANYMORE WHERE THE ALIENS DONT HAVE A CRUSH ON HUMAN CIVILIZATION SINCE FOREVER

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Thursday, 5 July 2012 15:25 (thirteen years ago)

aliens put down a bunch of equipment on planets all the time, it's just how those things work duh

goole, Thursday, 5 July 2012 15:26 (thirteen years ago)

aliens luv us deal w/it

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 July 2012 15:26 (thirteen years ago)

mac and me

am0n, Thursday, 5 July 2012 15:26 (thirteen years ago)

i am totally fine w/war of the worlds 'not making sense' but being creepy 'they were here all along'

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 July 2012 15:27 (thirteen years ago)

WHY CANT ANYONE MAKE A MOVIE ANYMORE WHERE THE ALIENS DONT HAVE A CRUSH ON HUMAN CIVILIZATION SINCE FOREVER

― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Thursday, July 5, 2012 10:25 AM (36 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is one of those things that i honestly think wd be different if hollywood had more women and minorities running things. like, i think romcoms would still be poison and action movies would be militarist and racist. but aliens would not care about america.

goole, Thursday, 5 July 2012 15:28 (thirteen years ago)

wiki:

Although accepting the script, Spielberg asked for several changes. Spielberg had been against the idea of the aliens arriving in spaceships, since every alien invasion movie used such a vehicle.[6] The original Martian cylinders were discarded, where Spielberg replaced the origins of the Tripods with stating they were buried underground in the Earth long ago.[4][6]

am0n, Thursday, 5 July 2012 15:28 (thirteen years ago)

doesnt really add anything for me but since it never really comes up otherwise in the movie i shrug at it

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Thursday, 5 July 2012 15:28 (thirteen years ago)

i assumed it was from the book

― lag∞n, Thursday, July 5, 2012 8:19 AM (1 minute ago)

remind me of the sequence of events when the first alien popped up, because now I can't remember if I was thinking that they were dormant underground and were awakened by lightning bolts or if I thought the metal plate was a teleport pad that allowed them to materialize underground

― I see you, Pineapple Teef (DJP), Thursday, July 5, 2012 8:19 AM (1 minute ago)

in welles' novel, the invaders arrive from space (from mars, tbp). spielberg's movie suggests that the aliens' war machines have been waiting underground on earth for who knows how long. the newly-arrived alien pilots are delivered to their subterranean craft by means of lightning. somehow.

contenderizer, Thursday, 5 July 2012 15:29 (thirteen years ago)

there should be more movies along the lines of the relationship between humans and Silurians in Doctor Who, where there was an indigenous species on Earth with a civilization that we supplanted/destroyed

I see you, Pineapple Teef (DJP), Thursday, 5 July 2012 15:29 (thirteen years ago)

why would u wait till humanity developed nukes and drained a bunch of its resources to invade it, why not just take it over when we're all cavepeople

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Thursday, 5 July 2012 15:30 (thirteen years ago)

there should be more movies along the lines of the relationship between humans and Silurians in Doctor Who, where there was an indigenous species on Earth with a civilization that we supplanted/destroyed

― I see you, Pineapple Teef (DJP), Thursday, July 5, 2012 11:29 AM (17 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is def a more interesting idea

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Thursday, 5 July 2012 15:30 (thirteen years ago)

still waiting...

When Is Someone Gonna Make A Sci-Fi Show Or Movie Without Any People In Them?

scott seward, Thursday, 5 July 2012 15:30 (thirteen years ago)

also if they were here before why didnt they clock the whole bacteria thing then

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Thursday, 5 July 2012 15:30 (thirteen years ago)

and on battlestar it turned out that everyone from space ended up being us! which is kinda dumb but whatever i love that show now.

scott seward, Thursday, 5 July 2012 15:31 (thirteen years ago)

why would u wait till humanity developed nukes and drained a bunch of its resources to invade it, why not just take it over when we're all cavepeople

― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Thursday, July 5, 2012 11:30 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

idk maybe they had other things on their schedule

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 July 2012 15:32 (thirteen years ago)

aliens are stupid

am0n, Thursday, 5 July 2012 15:32 (thirteen years ago)

earthlings always gotta get involved. would kill for a space wars movie or show set far far FAR away from earth. somewhere where they've never even heard of earth!

scott seward, Thursday, 5 July 2012 15:32 (thirteen years ago)

what abt in a place where they have heard of earth but are totally dismissive of earth like 'ew earth w/e who would ever want to go there'

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 July 2012 15:33 (thirteen years ago)

if i can live with the fact that tom cruise actually worships alien gods in real life, i can live with plotholes in this movie. cuz this movie is awesome. did i mention how much i like this movie?

scott seward, Thursday, 5 July 2012 15:34 (thirteen years ago)

it would be great if there were no humans in the film at all! and it was all in alienese/predatorese à la the passion of the christ
― s1ocki, Wednesday, March 17, 2004 1:39 AM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(re: alien vs preds)

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Thursday, 5 July 2012 15:34 (thirteen years ago)

what abt in a place where they have heard of earth but are totally dismissive of earth like 'ew earth w/e who would ever want to go there'

― lag∞n, Thursday, July 5, 2012 11:33 AM

hipster galaxy

am0n, Thursday, 5 July 2012 15:34 (thirteen years ago)

well in a lot of sci-fi books and stories earth is kind of the backwater joke planet. i enjoy those.

scott seward, Thursday, 5 July 2012 15:34 (thirteen years ago)

Good questions from s1ocki.

Also, if beaming the tripod operators down to their dormant ships by lightning is a bit of disbelief too far,maybe they were down there too, in cryo-sleep a la Prometheus, and the lightning was just the alarm clock going off.

(/takes it too seriously)

Neil Jung (WmC), Thursday, 5 July 2012 15:35 (thirteen years ago)

of course in those SAME stories its always the earthling who saves the day/tricks the aliens and they're all like HUH??? how that savage backwater dude do that? with his primitive earth mind? and on that day the Q'euebgjea learned about...earth courage.

scott seward, Thursday, 5 July 2012 15:36 (thirteen years ago)

(i can't believe i'm trying to go to bat for this but)

i think it's a "guns germs and steel" kind of thing. they didn't come at us when we were cave people because there weren't enough of us (why other kinds of animals can be turned into fungus-chum, idk)

but then when there are enough of us, there are diseases (yes i don't know why the aliens weren't prepared for that)

goole, Thursday, 5 July 2012 15:36 (thirteen years ago)

it was the alien hubris, so hubristic

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 July 2012 15:37 (thirteen years ago)

they got jealous of our apps

am0n, Thursday, 5 July 2012 15:38 (thirteen years ago)

that makes sense. they might have even created us to be future food source.

scott seward, Thursday, 5 July 2012 15:38 (thirteen years ago)

"how come we don't have touchscreen tech??"

am0n, Thursday, 5 July 2012 15:38 (thirteen years ago)

they might grow lots of animals on different planets and just wait until there is a ripe harvest.

scott seward, Thursday, 5 July 2012 15:39 (thirteen years ago)

they were waiting for us to build up a civilization so they could knock it down, for fun

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 July 2012 15:39 (thirteen years ago)

and then they have their ships there ready to go. what they didn't count on was...earth gumption!

scott seward, Thursday, 5 July 2012 15:40 (thirteen years ago)

and deadly bacteria...

scott seward, Thursday, 5 July 2012 15:40 (thirteen years ago)

and tome cruises lameo son

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 July 2012 15:40 (thirteen years ago)

they came looking for Earth gumbo; the found Earth gumption

^^^ copyrighted by me

I see you, Pineapple Teef (DJP), Thursday, 5 July 2012 15:40 (thirteen years ago)

and 9/11

am0n, Thursday, 5 July 2012 15:41 (thirteen years ago)

i'm still trying to figure out last episode of battlestar logic...i should stop trying.

scott seward, Thursday, 5 July 2012 15:41 (thirteen years ago)

aliens found out america was no lay-down sally

am0n, Thursday, 5 July 2012 15:42 (thirteen years ago)

of course in those SAME stories its always the earthling who saves the day/tricks the aliens and they're all like HUH??? how that savage backwater dude do that? with his primitive earth mind? and on that day the Q'euebgjea learned about...earth courage.

Reminds me of the Niven/Pournelle book Footfall, where we beat the alien invasion because the bad guys couldn't get their heads around the concept of lying. When some people said "we surrender" it didn't occur to them that we'd unsurrender when we saw an opening.

Neil Jung (WmC), Thursday, 5 July 2012 15:43 (thirteen years ago)

they got jealous of our apps

― am0n, Thursday, July 5, 2012 11:38 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

planet of the apps

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Thursday, 5 July 2012 15:43 (thirteen years ago)

i'm still trying to figure out last episode of battlestar logic...i should stop trying.

― scott seward, Thursday, July 5, 2012 11:41 AM

pls don't. not here. too painful

am0n, Thursday, 5 July 2012 15:48 (thirteen years ago)

i know.

scott seward, Thursday, 5 July 2012 15:52 (thirteen years ago)

Did I really come back from a 15-minute walk to find more than 100 new messages wtf is wrong with all of you?

earthlings always gotta get involved. would kill for a space wars movie or show set far far FAR away from earth. somewhere where they've never even heard of earth!

― scott seward, Thursday, July 5, 2012 11:32 AM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://www.border7.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/starwars-a_long_time_ago.jpg

what abt in a place where they have heard of earth but are totally dismissive of earth like 'ew earth w/e who would ever want to go there'

― lag∞n, Thursday, July 5, 2012 11:33 AM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This movie is called Alien: Resurrection. "Earth? That shithole?!"

Julie Derpy (Phil D.), Thursday, 5 July 2012 15:54 (thirteen years ago)

Maybe the aliens had the ships buried as some sort of failsafe, for when they needed to conquer a new planet. And maybe they had to wait for their "crop" to mature to a population of, say, 6 billions before it was worth their while to wake up. And maybe the aliens were too dumb to realize that such a huge number of people meant previously minimal levels of bacteria were suddenly lethal. Regardless, still smarter than having the aliens in "Signs" susceptible to fucking water.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 5 July 2012 16:13 (thirteen years ago)

BTW, the staring at scary stuff is what I retroactively term the Harry Potter Effect. That is, if you're a fucking wizard and you're surrounded by fucking wizards and you go to fucking wizard school, there should be nothing on this earth that makes your jaw drop as you stare in awe. Like, once you see giant alien attack ships emerge from the ground and start vaporizing people, really nothing after that should be beyond the pale.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 5 July 2012 16:14 (thirteen years ago)

(Harry Potter in the movies, at least)

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 5 July 2012 16:15 (thirteen years ago)

Worst Belle and Sebastian song.

Julie Derpy (Phil D.), Thursday, 5 July 2012 16:16 (thirteen years ago)

harry potter was in this?

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Thursday, 5 July 2012 16:16 (thirteen years ago)

Man, I hate the kids in this movie, but I concede they act pretty kid-like.

If you pause the film around the 88 minute mark, you can clearly see Harry Potter vaporized in the background. A predator, too.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 5 July 2012 16:18 (thirteen years ago)

Regardless, still smarter than having the aliens in "Signs" susceptible to fucking water.

we should have a poll on who the dumbest aliens are

The aliens from independance day failing to secure their wifi network (or whatever happened there) should be up there

aspiring barkitect (silverfish), Thursday, 5 July 2012 20:12 (thirteen years ago)

Keanu in "Day the Earth Stood Still" = easily swayed from his mission by lady and kid, and John Cleese (who leaves his TV on standby despite being environmentalist type professor). Aliens shoulda done better psychometrics before sending him on blow up the earth mission.

I remember seeing War of the Worlds, it was okay.

jel --, Thursday, 5 July 2012 21:36 (thirteen years ago)

keanu's mission is to observe though, he was observing the lady and kid and john cleese

the aliens buried their ships on earth via time machine and descended via lightning bolts as a simple shock-and-awe tactic

the late great, Thursday, 5 July 2012 21:38 (thirteen years ago)

I remember seeing War of the Worlds, it was okay.

wrong thread. this one's for WAR OF WORLDS MOVIE.

contenderizer, Thursday, 5 July 2012 22:32 (thirteen years ago)

five months pass...

Technically a marvel but utterly embarrassing from Tim Robbins appearance on, and you have to put up with Cruise for the duration

Number None, Saturday, 8 December 2012 01:16 (thirteen years ago)

how hated is Janusz Kaminski generally? cos most of his work with Spielberg makes me feel ill

Number None, Saturday, 8 December 2012 01:21 (thirteen years ago)

cruise is the man, jankam is the man

turds (Hungry4Ass), Saturday, 8 December 2012 01:51 (thirteen years ago)

three years pass...

There are at least five threads for this movie. Hope this is the one to use.

I watched this for a second time this weekend and it just edified my feelings from the first time I saw it. The first half is very strong and I would put it up there with Spielberg's best work. The moment when Robbins welcomes Cruise and Fanning into his basement is when Spielberg welcomes the audience into a much lesser movie where the creators don't try as hard and where the unstoppable and ruthless aliens become decreasingly ruthless and increasingly stoppable for reasons that aren't made at all clear within the world of the movie and everything is wrapped up with an INCREDIBLY lazy 'tell, don't show' Morgan Freeman voiceover (which is the only blemish on the first hour). It's a real shame.

Beef Wets (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 5 January 2016 20:59 (nine years ago)

three years pass...

THE MAN IS RIGHT

A troll opinion I’m thinking of developing is that The Steven Spielberg war of the worlds is better than children of men

— Max Read (@max_read) November 4, 2019

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 02:11 (six years ago)

this is so wrong, and I like the speilberg WOTW

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 02:20 (six years ago)

CoM went down a couple notches on second viewing

too much of a videogame aesthetic

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 02:24 (six years ago)

max is 100% right that it’s a troll opinion

non-euclidean lenin (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 06:46 (six years ago)

I have to admit that I agree with the hot take that war of worlds movie is better than children men movie imho

“Hakuna Matata,” a nihilist philosophy (One Eye Open), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 13:47 (six years ago)

Per my previous post, I might be willing to concede that hour one of WotW is on equal footing with CoM.

Feed Me Wheat Thins (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 13:52 (six years ago)

Thought his revive would be about this... coming soon...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-yas0yPbLU

Michael Oliver of Penge Wins £5 (Tom D.), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 13:57 (six years ago)

enh, it's no tripods

non-euclidean lenin (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 13:59 (six years ago)

That's what I thought when I first saw the trailer, why are they setting Tripods in the Edwardian era?

Michael Oliver of Penge Wins £5 (Tom D.), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 14:00 (six years ago)

Cool, it's about time someone adapted the H.G. Wells novel The War of the Worlds. The wait is over!

Hey, you know what's actually really good? The '50s adaptation. I think it tends to get overlooked in the midst of the '50s sci-fi shuffle but it's solid.

Feed Me Wheat Thins (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 14:02 (six years ago)

Both great movies, would date them both simultaneously.

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 14:17 (six years ago)

(re: Morbs-bait)

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 14:17 (six years ago)

Cool, it's about time someone adapted the H.G. Wells novel The War of the Worlds. The wait is over!

Actually, the Peter Harness version has been waiting so long to TX that a) both Canada and New Zealand have been able to air it already despite presumable BBC holdback provisions, and b) a Howard Overman version has since been written, shot, post-produced & released in full in France, and started airing in other European countries & Africa, with TX in the US and fifty Fox territories to come.

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 16:46 (six years ago)

OL you should watch alternating episodes of each & threadblog ‘em

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 16:56 (six years ago)

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71WO69YKeiL._SY445_.jpg

lol, anyone remember this shite?

calzino, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 16:58 (six years ago)

Hey, you know what's actually really good? The '50s adaptation. I think it tends to get overlooked in the midst of the '50s sci-fi shuffle but it's solid.

― Feed Me Wheat Thins (Old Lunch), Tuesday, November 5, 2019 2:02 PM (three hours ago)

yeah i agree w/ this, it's excellent

the actual novel is good too, fwiw

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 17:40 (six years ago)

I kid, but as adapted properties go, WotW has had an surprisingly-high hit rate. Although I need to revisit the late-'80s series and see how much it drags down the average.

I'm scared my but won't fit in it. (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 18:00 (six years ago)

the 1950s movie is a fav of mine, was very young when i saw it and had nightmares for years about alien camera eyes chasing me through my house. the scene where the priest gets vaporized was an early "i didnt know you could do that in a movie" moment for me.

“Hakuna Matata,” a nihilist philosophy (One Eye Open), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 20:10 (six years ago)

Yeah, that movie is shockingly untimid about reducing its bit players to ash.

I'm scared my but won't fit in it. (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 20:18 (six years ago)

trailer for the Overman version fwiw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYeqzI-EZe0

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 21:09 (six years ago)

Liked that the new BBC version actually went with the early-20th-Century setting, disliked that it fucked up almost everything else

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 00:32 (six years ago)


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