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As an ongoing project, the team here at Jinglesource will be recording jingles for ILX posters, to be posted via YouSendIt on this thread. Requests posted on this thread will be honored on a first come, first serve basis. Offer subject to availability and change. Jingles may contain elements of copyrighted material and are intended for entertainment purposes. Commercial use prohibited. Jinglesource is in no way affiliated with Momus, Nicholas Currie, or the record album Stars Forever. By requesting a jingle, you are expressing your consent for Jinglesource to write and record a brief advertising jingle concerning your ILX posts, handle, habits, personality, and any other relevant elements of your public ILX interaction.

― John Jacob Jinglesmith, Thursday, 18 August 2005 17:50 (nineteen years ago) link

Jinglesource is in no way affiliated with Momus, Nicholas Currie, or the record album Stars Forever.

Worst disguise ever.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 18 August 2005 17:52 (nineteen years ago) link

me please. i'd like a 4/4.

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 18 August 2005 17:53 (nineteen years ago) link

I'd like something in a ballad along the lines of 'The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance'

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 18 August 2005 17:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Not Nick! He's en route to Edinburgh for some Festival-ing actually so is either on plane or train right now!

― suzy (suzy), Thursday, 18 August 2005 17:56 (nineteen years ago) link

i want something along the lines of "ch-ch-ch-CHIA"

― s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 18 August 2005 17:56 (nineteen years ago) link

Can I just use the "Big Bad Dom" advert they used to use to advertise Domestos?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 18 August 2005 17:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Yes please. Surprise me.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 18 August 2005 17:59 (nineteen years ago) link

Jinglesource would not lie about the Terms and Conditions of this special offer. Due to the non-commercial nature of this offer and the unfettered creativity of the Jinglesource team, Jinglesource cannot guarantee that specific requests about the nature of the jingle product will be honored. YouSendIt links will be provided as convenient for the Jinglesource Fulfillment Staff, whose hours are part-time and variable. Jingle fulfillment is scheduled to begin 19 August 2005, subject to change. Jinglesource makes no claims, representations, or guarantees concerning the quality or entertainment value of jingles. Any and all disappointment or remorse is the sole responsibility of the client. Jinglesource reserves the right to deny the request of any ILX poster, for any reason, at the sole discretion of the Jinglesource staff.

― John Jacob Jinglesmith, Thursday, 18 August 2005 18:01 (nineteen years ago) link

For Your Records

As we approach the close of the business day, Jinglesource would like to confirm requests submitted by the following individuals: "mark p," "The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior," "s/c," and "jaymc." Requests submitted after 5pm central time may not be received or processed until the following business day.

― John Jacob Jinglesmith, Thursday, 18 August 2005 20:12 (nineteen years ago) link

suddenly i'm a little scared!

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 18 August 2005 22:41 (nineteen years ago) link

No, a little *sacred*

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 18 August 2005 22:58 (nineteen years ago) link

yes and no.

― Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 18 August 2005 22:59 (nineteen years ago) link

I would also like one, thank you.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 18 August 2005 23:14 (nineteen years ago) link

me please

― anthony easton (anthony), Thursday, 18 August 2005 23:17 (nineteen years ago) link

I want a jingle based around "Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence" s'il vous plait.

― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (Eastern Mantra), Thursday, 18 August 2005 23:25 (nineteen years ago) link

i'd like something based on "fuck washing a hat" inna paul hardcastle stylee

― strng hlkngtn, Thursday, 18 August 2005 23:27 (nineteen years ago) link

Thanks to unprecedented rates of production by the Jinglesource staff, we are able to offer the following ILX poster jingles not only on time but ahead of previously announced schedules.

mark p

The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior

s/c

jaymc

― John Jacob Jinglesmith, Friday, 19 August 2005 05:18 (nineteen years ago) link

holy crap. great stuff.
jaymc's jingle is supoib.

― g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 19 August 2005 07:31 (nineteen years ago) link

I darent ask...

Oh go on then...

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 19 August 2005 07:35 (nineteen years ago) link

oh my

― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 19 August 2005 07:38 (nineteen years ago) link

so who has *really* made these?

― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 19 August 2005 07:43 (nineteen years ago) link

i'd sell my granny* for my own jingle

*possibly not true

― g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 19 August 2005 07:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Blimey. These are really good!

― RickyT (RickyT), Friday, 19 August 2005 07:49 (nineteen years ago) link

"I darent ask...

Oh go on then..."

-- mark grout (mark.grou...), August 19th, 2005 9:35 AM. (later)

Me too.

Or how about a combined one for the entire Reading Massive (that's me, Mark and Dr. C - who doesn't appear to be here to defend himself but I'm sure it'll be just fine, honest)?

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Friday, 19 August 2005 07:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Can I have one too? I am convinced whoevers doing this doesnt know anything about me, so I await being impressed.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 19 August 2005 08:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Lynskey sometimes records custom happy birthday tracks for people.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Friday, 19 August 2005 08:33 (nineteen years ago) link

I'd love one too. Really love one.

(but, like Trayce, I don't think anyone knows anything much about me, so.....)

― C J (C J), Friday, 19 August 2005 08:36 (nineteen years ago) link

Post 5 things for the jingle writer to latch onto.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Friday, 19 August 2005 08:49 (nineteen years ago) link

I would also like one, if that's ok.

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 19 August 2005 08:54 (nineteen years ago) link

hahaha holy fuck.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 19 August 2005 13:21 (nineteen years ago) link

The Jody one is bizarrely catchy!

― nabiscothingy, Friday, 19 August 2005 13:27 (nineteen years ago) link

I'd like to place a request, with Jinglesource

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 19 August 2005 13:33 (nineteen years ago) link

for a jingle

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 19 August 2005 13:33 (nineteen years ago) link

This thread keeps popping up and I rush to it but no jingles further!

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 19 August 2005 13:35 (nineteen years ago) link

now i want michael f. gill to remix mine!

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 19 August 2005 13:37 (nineteen years ago) link

I want something dirge-like. Death sells.

― Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 19 August 2005 13:38 (nineteen years ago) link

momus is in edinburgh? haha, he's not hard to spot.

― N_RQ, Friday, 19 August 2005 13:39 (nineteen years ago) link

Jinglesource regrets that its office location deep below the waters of the Pacific prevents its staff from producing and distributing new jingles during European or American daytime hours. The Jingle Fulfillment Staff estimates delivery of further jingles within approximately 24 hours, subject to change.

Currently confirmed jingle requests include the following individuals: forksclovetofu, anthony easton, Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement, strng hlkngtn, Reading Massive, g-kit, Trayce, C J, Ronan, RJG, and Hurting.

― John Jacob Jinglesmith, Friday, 19 August 2005 15:25 (nineteen years ago) link

Mine is weird!

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 19 August 2005 15:30 (nineteen years ago) link

I guess John Jacob Jinglesmith doesn't know anything about me. :(

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 19 August 2005 15:30 (nineteen years ago) link

Don't I get my individual one?

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 19 August 2005 15:36 (nineteen years ago) link

OK, I'll have one.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Friday, 19 August 2005 15:42 (nineteen years ago) link

OK, I just listened to mark p's and I'm no longer sure if I do want one.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Friday, 19 August 2005 15:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Jaymc's is quite sad.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Friday, 19 August 2005 15:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Mark P's is great!

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 19 August 2005 15:48 (nineteen years ago) link

And true. I could eat him with a fork.

I don't really understand Jimmy The Mod's.

I suppose a whole CD of these one after the other would be pretty good.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Friday, 19 August 2005 15:50 (nineteen years ago) link

Do I have to slip someone a crisp $20 to get one? Do I?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 19 August 2005 15:52 (nineteen years ago) link

I'd like mine to be really sexxxy, like Prince.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Friday, 19 August 2005 15:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Also I'd like mine to be all "Carmina Burana".

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 19 August 2005 15:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Cause that would be Orffsome.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 19 August 2005 15:54 (nineteen years ago) link

: )

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 19 August 2005 15:55 (nineteen years ago) link

This is so weird.

― Leon C. (Ex Leon), Friday, 19 August 2005 15:56 (nineteen years ago) link

If Ian's includes the lyrics "a casualty of social estrangement," I'm going on a shooting rampage.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 19 August 2005 15:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Reading Ian's posts is enough to make me go on a shooting rampgae

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Friday, 19 August 2005 16:00 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't have the profile of prolificacy of other ILX posters, but I have been in the market for a jingle. And the price seems to be right.

― BanjoMania (Brilhante), Friday, 19 August 2005 16:00 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm quite excited. I wonder what my "ILX posts, handle, habits, personality, and any other relevant elements of your public ILX interaction" are?

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 August 2005 16:01 (nineteen years ago) link

mine contains the words "moscow", "d'elicious" and "fork" = i can't really complain

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 19 August 2005 16:02 (nineteen years ago) link

I wonder what my "ILX posts, handle, habits, personality, and any other relevant elements of your public ILX interaction" are?

Apparently mine are non-existent!

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 19 August 2005 16:03 (nineteen years ago) link

Yes but your jingle is really cool.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 19 August 2005 16:08 (nineteen years ago) link

WOW

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Saturday, 20 August 2005 00:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Yes but your jingle is really cool.

Yes I shouldn't complain, should I?

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 20 August 2005 00:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Its kind of like Daft Punk meets TMBG or something, these are.

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 20 August 2005 00:41 (nineteen years ago) link

forksclovetofu

anthony easton

Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement

strng hlkngtn RECOMMENDED

― John Jacob Jinglesmith, Saturday, 20 August 2005 21:21 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't think jess was serious. You DO know he could have you killed?

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Saturday, 20 August 2005 21:56 (nineteen years ago) link

STRONGO IS RECOMMENDED.

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Saturday, 20 August 2005 21:57 (nineteen years ago) link

IS TOMBOT DOING THESE?

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Saturday, 20 August 2005 22:06 (nineteen years ago) link

There's too much love in them for it to be Tombot.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Saturday, 20 August 2005 22:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Can I ask for one to be made in honor of GARU G?

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Saturday, 20 August 2005 22:11 (nineteen years ago) link

I JUST MIGHT EAT YOUR ASS.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 20 August 2005 22:14 (nineteen years ago) link

hi, do me.

― Jeff-PTTL (Jeff), Saturday, 20 August 2005 22:19 (nineteen years ago) link

Ooh ooh, I really want one too. I'm going to be offline for a week starting tomorrow though! So if I got one, my YSI link would probably expire before I got to hear it, oh no.

― JimD (JimD), Saturday, 20 August 2005 22:20 (nineteen years ago) link

i guess we need one for "dean gulberry" ... just because it would be interesting.

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Saturday, 20 August 2005 22:20 (nineteen years ago) link

This may be what ILX was for.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 20 August 2005 22:21 (nineteen years ago) link

uhh i'd like one, please

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Saturday, 20 August 2005 22:23 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm probably too late, but I'm rather interested for the same reasons as Trayce.

― I'm playing it cool but it's terribly cruel / Kate (papa november), Saturday, 20 August 2005 22:25 (nineteen years ago) link

oooooohhh, i want one

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Saturday, 20 August 2005 22:25 (nineteen years ago) link

I, for one, welcome our new Eugene Chadbourne overlord.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 20 August 2005 22:30 (nineteen years ago) link

my word.

― strng hlkngtn, Sunday, 21 August 2005 01:31 (nineteen years ago) link

jingle me, baby.

― tehRZA gibbons (tehresa), Sunday, 21 August 2005 01:44 (nineteen years ago) link

He's so tall!

― Leon C. (Ex Leon), Sunday, 21 August 2005 01:51 (nineteen years ago) link

i was wondering what the "even though he looks like a simpson" bit was about until i remembered mitch's old portrait of me

― strng hlkngtn, Sunday, 21 August 2005 01:58 (nineteen years ago) link

I can't understand the first couplet of anthony's. What are the lyrics?

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 21 August 2005 02:04 (nineteen years ago) link

i have my theories on who this is, btw.

― strng hlkngtn, Sunday, 21 August 2005 02:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Connor Smedley?

― Leon C. (Ex Leon), Sunday, 21 August 2005 02:09 (nineteen years ago) link

I would like a jingle plz

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 21 August 2005 02:10 (nineteen years ago) link

x-post, I hope that was a request!!

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 21 August 2005 02:10 (nineteen years ago) link

HI JINGLES! ME PLZ. I CAN WAIT FOR WEEKS

― I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Sunday, 21 August 2005 02:12 (nineteen years ago) link

I have jaymc's jingle stuck in my head! That means it's working.

― pullapartgirl (pullapartgirl), Sunday, 21 August 2005 02:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Quick, sell her something!

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 21 August 2005 02:18 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.google.co.uk/search?hs=hif&hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-GB%3Aofficial&q=%22indie+albums+since+1996%22&btnG=Search&meta=

― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 21 August 2005 02:22 (nineteen years ago) link

jaymc's is really pretty!
xpost

― tehRZA gibbons (tehresa), Sunday, 21 August 2005 02:22 (nineteen years ago) link

Sadly, http://www.jinglesource.org doesn't seem to lead to anything.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Sunday, 21 August 2005 02:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Did you mean: single source

― tehRZA gibbons (tehresa), Sunday, 21 August 2005 02:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Me too, plz.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Sunday, 21 August 2005 15:39 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm suddenly excited about the dance music renaissance!

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Sunday, 21 August 2005 15:50 (nineteen years ago) link

The last line on Anthony's is a killer.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Sunday, 21 August 2005 15:52 (nineteen years ago) link

I'd like one please.

― Anna (Anna), Sunday, 21 August 2005 16:03 (nineteen years ago) link

Dear Causistry: the Jinglesource web development team would like to apologize for the state of our website, which is currently under repair and inaccessible.

We would also like to note that while Jinglesource makes every effort to provide only the highest-quality jingles, we are also working to tackle increasing demand with a very limited staff. If you are dissatisfied with your jingle, we apologize.

SPECIAL PROJECT: Official Ronan Walking into the Club in Slow Motion Like a Badass Theme Music

RJG RECOMMENDED

Hurting

Still to come: Adam in Real Life; Causistry; Jeff-PTTL; "dean gulberry"; I'm playing it cool but it's terribly cruel / Kate; Fetchboy; tehRZA; the most mysterious regular ilxor; I'm Hi, Jared Fogle; Paunchy Stratego; and Anna.

― John Jacob Jinglesmith, Sunday, 21 August 2005 23:02 (nineteen years ago) link

I doff my cap to you, sir.

― Leon C. (Ex Leon), Sunday, 21 August 2005 23:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Haha I would like one.

― The Lex (The Lex), Sunday, 21 August 2005 23:12 (nineteen years ago) link

I take back all the other times I've bandied the phrase "best thing ever!" about. This is it for sure.

(I don't think I want one, it would be odd)

― ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 21 August 2005 23:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Ronan's entry theme is amazing.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 21 August 2005 23:26 (nineteen years ago) link

Okay, I give in. I would like a jingle, please.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 21 August 2005 23:26 (nineteen years ago) link

HAHAHA! I love mine! Sir Jinglesmith, you are a treasure.

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 21 August 2005 23:43 (nineteen years ago) link

And OMG the Ronan one!!!

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 21 August 2005 23:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Do I detect Orbital samples within? It really is marvellous.

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 21 August 2005 23:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Our sample-selection director has asked me to note that the alternate title for Ronan's "jingle" is "Skinner Box." She is very proud of this wordplay.

― John Jacob Jinglesmith, Sunday, 21 August 2005 23:58 (nineteen years ago) link

i'll have one, please :D

― fe zaffe (fezaffe), Monday, 22 August 2005 00:05 (nineteen years ago) link

RJG is recommended for good reason. But they're all sweet.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 22 August 2005 00:19 (nineteen years ago) link

Do you think John Jacob Jinglesmith rues the day he offered to write jingles for ILX?

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Monday, 22 August 2005 00:35 (nineteen years ago) link

Either that, or Jandek was really out of ideas.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 22 August 2005 00:39 (nineteen years ago) link

Well he seems to be enjoying it still.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 22 August 2005 00:39 (nineteen years ago) link

Listening to some of these in a row makes me think of "Fingertips" by TMBG. For saying which, I fear I will be soundly beaten up.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 22 August 2005 00:51 (nineteen years ago) link

I got your back on that one Trayce.

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Monday, 22 August 2005 00:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Heh phew, its not just me! =)

I keep listening to the Ronan one, it is really good! Even if it is ripped off "The Box" ;) The rapping... ok, who is making these!? Ach... mein curiositi!

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 22 August 2005 00:59 (nineteen years ago) link

To triple J of the awesome way: couldja ysi an MP3 of "Clean" when you get a chance? I've lost it. Thanky-vous.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 22 August 2005 01:19 (nineteen years ago) link

I'd like one, but as many others have said, nobody knows nuthin' about me.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Monday, 22 August 2005 01:24 (nineteen years ago) link

Mike Stuchbery,
he's a mystery to me,
he might be a kiwi
or an austraaaaaaalian!

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Monday, 22 August 2005 01:31 (nineteen years ago) link

Kickaaaaaaaaaaaaass.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Monday, 22 August 2005 01:36 (nineteen years ago) link

is this over? can i get one? oh man, that would be great. thanks.

― maura (maura), Monday, 22 August 2005 01:37 (nineteen years ago) link

the ronan one is great! and yeah, i heard the box the second it started... but still fantastic!

― tehRZA gibbons (tehresa), Monday, 22 August 2005 02:03 (nineteen years ago) link

Did Daddino give us a clue?

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Monday, 22 August 2005 02:06 (nineteen years ago) link

should we study the comma roundatble thread for clues or is there general disagreement with rjg's use of commas?

― tehRZA gibbons (tehresa), Monday, 22 August 2005 02:09 (nineteen years ago) link

I would like to request a jingle if it's not too much trouble, I know there are a lot of requests out there already.

― Leon C. (Ex Leon), Monday, 22 August 2005 02:24 (nineteen years ago) link

I suppose I should ask, please, for one as well.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 22 August 2005 03:05 (nineteen years ago) link

(UmyesIwouldlikeonetooIthoughtyougotmyprivatemessagebutapparentlyyoudidn'tsoyeahpleaseonethanks.)

― The Edge Of America (Dee the Lurker), Monday, 22 August 2005 03:57 (nineteen years ago) link

Dear all:

Jinglesource is staffed by some of the finest jingle artists available on this planet. Many of them have even worked for advertising and television stations, in the former Soviet republics. Each of them has decided to turn his or her back on the jingle-industry limelight and live here in seclusion, beneath the grand Pacific Ocean, writing jingles for you. You will understand if they decline to be identified by name. Take only from them their most inspirational jingle to date:

Adam in Real Life

― John Jacob Jinglesmith, Monday, 22 August 2005 05:18 (nineteen years ago) link

totally bonkers. they're all pretty good tho.

― geoff (gcannon), Monday, 22 August 2005 05:28 (nineteen years ago) link

JJJ, please may I have a jingle?

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Monday, 22 August 2005 05:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh, and can i? Please?

Also, can i get one for Amber and Alice? It'd make their day!

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 22 August 2005 06:34 (nineteen years ago) link

I'd love one.

― C0L1N B... (C0L1N B...), Monday, 22 August 2005 07:03 (nineteen years ago) link

haha!
i have jingle! thanks so much, that rules.

― g-kit (g-kit), Monday, 22 August 2005 07:14 (nineteen years ago) link

I'll bite. Please.

― Sasha (sgh), Monday, 22 August 2005 07:25 (nineteen years ago) link

now i want michael f. gill to remix mine!
-- mark p (mark.p****...)

Sorry Mark, missed that post. Here is your remix that I just did in 10 minutes :)

― Michael F Gill (Michael F Gill), Monday, 22 August 2005 07:37 (nineteen years ago) link

I'd like one too, though whoever it is probably doesn't even know who I am.

― estela (estela), Monday, 22 August 2005 07:41 (nineteen years ago) link

My word, these are all manner of brilliance!

― Sasha (sgh), Monday, 22 August 2005 07:43 (nineteen years ago) link

Mine had boobs in it!

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 22 August 2005 07:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Ah, I think the Adam one is the best so far!

― Michael F Gill (Michael F Gill), Monday, 22 August 2005 07:47 (nineteen years ago) link

i guess i'll go for one too.

― Lupton Pitman (Chris V), Monday, 22 August 2005 09:00 (nineteen years ago) link

"Oh, and can i? Please?"

Mark, what's the Reading Masive one like? I'm stuck at work with no speakers so I can't hear it!

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Monday, 22 August 2005 09:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Me too.

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 22 August 2005 09:13 (nineteen years ago) link

haha, very good

: )

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 22 August 2005 09:54 (nineteen years ago) link

OMG, I'm on the list

― Jeff-PTTL (Jeff), Monday, 22 August 2005 13:03 (nineteen years ago) link

Can I have one please?

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Monday, 22 August 2005 13:14 (nineteen years ago) link

i reckon Jinglesource is gonna STORM up the ILX Audioscrobbler charts.

― g-kit (g-kit), Monday, 22 August 2005 13:45 (nineteen years ago) link

I love mine!

(though the "working like a dog" part may be somewhat erroneous)

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Monday, 22 August 2005 13:55 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah, i liked Adam's and Jimmy the Mod's jingles best.

― g-kit (g-kit), Monday, 22 August 2005 13:56 (nineteen years ago) link

Please find below our current list of confirmed requests. It is somewhat long. Further requests are welcome, but please be advised that wait time for jingle fulfillment may increase along with demand. Thank you for your patience. We are working harder than ever to provide you with world class jingle products.

1. Causistry
2. Jeff-PTTL
3. "dean gulberry"
4. I'm playing it cool but it's terrible cruel / Kate
5. Fetchboy
6. tehRZA
7. the most mysterious regular ilxor
8. I'm Hi, Jared Fogle
9. Paunchy Stratego
10. Anna
11. The Lex
12. Rock Hardy
13. fe zaffe
14. Mike Stuchbery
15. maura
16. Leon C
17. Ned Raggett
18. The Edge of America
19. Jerry the Nipper
20. Amber and Alice
21. C0L1N B ...
22. Sasha
23. estela
24. Lupton Pitman
25. Onimo

― John Jacob Jinglesmith, Monday, 22 August 2005 14:22 (nineteen years ago) link

Aw, and i Still didn't make the list...

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 22 August 2005 14:23 (nineteen years ago) link

The Reading Massive product is a sprightly triple-jingle, with one verse applicable to each of the three Reading residents mentioned. You are in there. Get off my jingle-jock.

― John Jacob Jinglesmith, Monday, 22 August 2005 14:37 (nineteen years ago) link

This is all going to see official release at some point, surely. The world demands it.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 22 August 2005 14:38 (nineteen years ago) link

.. ok fair enough.

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 22 August 2005 14:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Jinglemeister, you forgot me! I requested one right after Jeff-PTTL.

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Monday, 22 August 2005 15:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Dearest Homosexual: On behalf of Jinglesource and the Jinglesource Reception Staff, I would like to apologize for our error. Rest assured that the responsible party has been terminated and pumped via airlock out of Jinglesource's underwater bubble dome headquarters, to rest forever in the darkness of the deepest Pacific, his flesh and bones gnawed upon by bioluminescent monsters of the deep.

Dearest Mark: We hope that your feelings were not hurt by our very unprofessional joke. If you are unsatisfied by your role in the "Reading Massive" jingle, please let us know, and we will issue a gift card redeemable for one free jingle consultation and promotional Jinglesource "Dimples the Jinglechimp" plush doll (subject to availability).

Dear all: All further communications (excepting official requests) may be directed to the Jinglesource team via the following e-mail address:

jinglesource (at) gmail (dot) com

― John Jacob Jinglesmith, Monday, 22 August 2005 15:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh, I've changed my mind. I was sitting at work wondering how much better my life would be if I had a jingle. Can I find out, please?

― ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 22 August 2005 15:54 (nineteen years ago) link

OH, ALRIGHT, I'D LIKE ONE TOO. As long as it sounds like the seventies pop/rock group "Bread."

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 22 August 2005 16:10 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.magiclibrary.net/rarities/middle-ages-pied-piper.jpg

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 22 August 2005 16:26 (nineteen years ago) link

This is brilliant.

Could I have one that goes 'steve steve steve stevem' to the tune of 'D.I.S.C.O.'?

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Monday, 22 August 2005 16:38 (nineteen years ago) link

Alright, put me on the list for a jingle. I've held out long enough.

― Michael F Gill (Michael F Gill), Monday, 22 August 2005 16:43 (nineteen years ago) link

Dear John Jacob Jinglesmith,

Thank you so much! I'm completely knocked out with my jingle - it's like having all my birthday and Christmas presents at once!

I can't stop smiling :)

― C J (C J), Monday, 22 August 2005 16:44 (nineteen years ago) link

"Dimples the Jinglechimp".
And yes, thank you! Even if my coprophragic tendencies ARE somewhat exaggerated, it's still classic to have a jingle!

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:00 (nineteen years ago) link

They're jingling, baby.

― k/l (Ken L), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:15 (nineteen years ago) link

i heart mine

― s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:21 (nineteen years ago) link

It's definitely not grody.

― Leon C. (Ex Leon), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:23 (nineteen years ago) link

the OPPOSITE of grody

― s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:27 (nineteen years ago) link

I know, I know.

― Leon C. (Ex Leon), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:30 (nineteen years ago) link

"leon, leon, she's cooler than freon"

― s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:34 (nineteen years ago) link

It would probably involve either drinking or inhaling the freon.

― Leon C. (Ex Leon), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Heavens.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:39 (nineteen years ago) link

We all know it's you, Ned.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:56 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't. I think Michael Costello went back to the woodshed and this is what he came up with.

― k/l (Ken L), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:57 (nineteen years ago) link

I am Mike Skinner now??!!

Thank you so much JJJ!

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 22 August 2005 19:05 (nineteen years ago) link

The Ronan Jingle will be on every MP3 blog tomorrow.

― I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Monday, 22 August 2005 22:30 (nineteen years ago) link

The Ronan one is pretty amazing.

I was listening to a bunch of these right now, and then, quite coincidentally, my iTunes jumped to "Milkman" by Aphex Twin. It seemed not entirely out of line.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 02:57 (nineteen years ago) link

I can't stop listening to Ronan's theme. It totally kicks ass.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 03:47 (nineteen years ago) link

These are awesome!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 03:48 (nineteen years ago) link

This is going to affect the last.fm ranking for sure!

― I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 04:39 (nineteen years ago) link

quite coincidentally, my iTunes jumped to "Milkman" by Aphex Twin. It seemed not entirely out of line.

Good call! I would love a jingle if John Jacob Jinglesmith would so oblige.

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 04:53 (nineteen years ago) link

The Ronan theme could be adapted into just a really good remix of 'The Box' - Skinner vox removed obv.

So anyway, my theory is that this is Lance Lockarm moonlighting...

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 10:35 (nineteen years ago) link

No, I think whoever it is does jingles for crackers and other assorted snack foods.

― Leon C. (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 12:23 (nineteen years ago) link

I didn't think anyone on ILX had that good a job.

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 12:26 (nineteen years ago) link

I know who it is, but I'm not telling.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 12:39 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh, wow. These are really good! Please add to me to the ever-growing list! I'm guessing this is an ILX regular, so you should know I normally go by Sarah McLusky. *mwah!*

― Kittens Licking Cakes (coco), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 12:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Haven't heard one of these yet, but 100 ILX posters can't be wrong.

Hey JingleCo! Plz to hook me up on the Jordy-fronting-AC/DC tip.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 13:01 (nineteen years ago) link

I'd like to be on the list! I'm not a regular, but I can change! Use my whole name - Simon Howell - if you do...make it j-pop!

― Simon H. (Simon H.), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 13:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Causistry

GARU G

SPECIAL PROJECT: The Official "People Talk Too Loud" Shut Up and Chill Out Dub

dean gulberry

― John Jacob Jinglesource, Tuesday, 23 August 2005 17:18 (nineteen years ago) link

yay!

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 17:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Dean's is like a Blueberry Boat outtake.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 17:28 (nineteen years ago) link

so thats what pttl stands for

― fe7 (FE7), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 17:35 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm afraid I am going to have to request that the Garu G jingle be taken down temporarily. As some of you already know, his grandmother passed away during the early hours of this morning. We are all quite shocked by this news, and feel maybe the lyrics to the Garu G jingle are a touch inappropriate. Of course, we do not blame Jinglesource as they could not have predicted this tragedy, yet we do suggest maybe as a gesture to Garu that a tribute to Meryl G is made instead.

On behalf of Garu, many thanks.

― CC, Tuesday, 23 August 2005 17:54 (nineteen years ago) link

http://base58.com/ilx/danashcroftnathanbarley.jpg

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 18:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh my god, these are fantastic. If I please could have a jingle too, it would make me love everything so much more...

― chrisco (chrisco), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 18:36 (nineteen years ago) link

Causistry's stirs my sould like a gentle summer breeze.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 18:52 (nineteen years ago) link

soul, even

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 18:52 (nineteen years ago) link

And Jeff's theme make me think of autumn nights when you can smell fireplaces.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 18:55 (nineteen years ago) link

And weed. Gotta have weed.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 18:55 (nineteen years ago) link

In the fireplace?

Anyhow, I'd like to add my name to the probably at this point impossible to complete massive pile of names to jingle-ize, please and thank you, sir(s).

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 19:10 (nineteen years ago) link

I love mine, except that I post as "Casuistry", not "Causistry", which isn't a word. Otherwise 100% awesome, am satisfied, will order from this jingleur again.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 19:29 (nineteen years ago) link

Dean's is highly appropriate.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 19:33 (nineteen years ago) link

OMG, i totally missed mine. I have to listen to it when I'm not at work though.

― Jeff-PTTL (Jeff), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 19:34 (nineteen years ago) link

Causistry's is also very beautiful.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 19:36 (nineteen years ago) link

Uhm, I'd like one, tho i do fear the results.

― kingfish (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 19:39 (nineteen years ago) link

oh, and if we are requesting sounds, could i get something like Stars' "Ageless Beauty" or M83's "Teen Angst"?

― kingfish fucked up his login (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 19:42 (nineteen years ago) link

No. You get superhero theme music.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 19:45 (nineteen years ago) link

Dean's is highly appropriate.

I'll have to take your word for it.

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 19:46 (nineteen years ago) link

(xpost) those are both great songs, though.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 19:46 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm playing to cool but it's terribly cruel / Kate RECOMMENDED

Fetchboy

― John Jacob Jinglesmith, Tuesday, 23 August 2005 20:57 (nineteen years ago) link

tehRZA (sorry)

the most mysterious regular ilxor

― John Jacob Jinglesmith, Tuesday, 23 August 2005 20:58 (nineteen years ago) link

d'oh!

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 23 August 2005 21:02 (nineteen years ago) link

Sweet Jeebus, this is the good stuff. And, yeah, it's like so obvious who this is, NED.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 22:36 (nineteen years ago) link

On behalf of our staff, I'd like to ask that those of you who think you know the identities of Jinglesource employees please keep this thread clear of hinting, speculation, and the like. Is it not enough that these fine people have dedicated their lives to providing high-quality jingles for you, gratis? Must they also be dragged into the light, subjected to your poking and prodding and evaluation? Leave them be, friends, leave them be.

― John Jacob Jinglesmith, Tuesday, 23 August 2005 22:39 (nineteen years ago) link

i keep being forgotten :(

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 22:51 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh thankyou thankyou thankyou for my jingle John Jacob Jinglesource. It is wonderful. I think I will put it on a CD and play it all day in the car. If making people smile is a powerful thing, by god you've harnessed it!

― I'm playing it cool but it's terribly cruel / Kate (papa november), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 23:19 (nineteen years ago) link

:-D

Wow. This is really amazing stuff. I'm in love with Hurting's, Kate's and GARU's jingles (and aside from heavily lurking I don't even really *know* them :-)).
Listening to all these in a row gives me a Magnetic Fields - 69 Love Songs feeling. 'Cause obviously, these all are really just plain, gorgeous love songs.

And perhaps for a first as a lurker, I'd like to aply for a jingle, if that at all is possible.

― Gerard (Gerard), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 23:45 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh Jingler! Wow!

I'm afraid you already have too many requests than you can handle, but I would like to request one on my husband Scott Seward's behalf anyway.

Then if you have time one for me, Maria :D, or actually not for me but for the nascent radio station I'm trying to start, WVVY, that would be grand. Your rules expressly stipulate noncommercial use. I assure you that WVVY would never *ever* use the jingle except for noncommercial purposes, like raising money. As WVVY is not a person or a poster on ILX, perhaps this request does not qualify. If it doesn't, then I would love one for myself, the person Maria :D

I'm really loving listening to them. Your underwater studio must be sweet!

― Maria :D (Maria D.), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 01:02 (nineteen years ago) link

Dearest Homosexual II: Once again, I offer my sincerest apologies, even as another valuable member of our staff is launched via airlock into the briny deep. That's two down and fourteen to go. Thankfully, our Jazz-Themed Jingle specialist is working late this evening, and was able to whip up a jingle, with apologies, just for you.

Homosexual II

Dear all: Thank you so much for your kind comments. I have shared them with the Jinglesource staff and they are highly appreciated. I believe the boost to their morale will result in even finer jingles in future. The list of jingle requests is, as you can all see, quite long, but we will work steadily toward honoring all requests. Check back often, and thank you for your patience.

― John Jacob Jinglesmith, Wednesday, 24 August 2005 01:44 (nineteen years ago) link

hahaha, Mandee's is great. Hell, they're all great.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 01:56 (nineteen years ago) link

holy shit

my life's been made!!

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 02:00 (nineteen years ago) link

If you ever decide to change your screen name, it should be to "Jewel of the Rockies."

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 02:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Might Keullah and I have one, at all? The three of us have been listening to Mandee's and Adam's all night, they're incredible.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 02:34 (nineteen years ago) link

These are so gay.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 03:03 (nineteen years ago) link

Please add me to the list.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 03:05 (nineteen years ago) link

holy shit, mandee's is completely 1988 sierra/leisure suit larry soundtrack

― kingfish fucked up his login (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 03:29 (nineteen years ago) link

Okay, I give in. Me too. Please.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 04:12 (nineteen years ago) link

I just discovered this thread! I'd like to add my jingle request to the Jinglesource queue. My preference is for something minimal that would sound good when looped (but I'll accept whatever the JS folks deem appropriate).

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 05:21 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm considering changing my nick just so's I can get another.
I don't suppose you're down with double dipping, are you jinglemaster?

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 05:38 (nineteen years ago) link

this is fantastic.

― Lupton Pitman (Chris V), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 09:01 (nineteen years ago) link

fantastic! please to put my name down too

― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 09:08 (nineteen years ago) link

I would like a jingle very much thank you please.

― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 09:43 (nineteen years ago) link

All hail John Jacob Jinglesmith!

― Kittens Licking Cakes (coco), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 13:00 (nineteen years ago) link

please can I have one? Something grinding and rumpyish if at all possible. thanks.

― Rumpie, Wednesday, 24 August 2005 13:11 (nineteen years ago) link

Please find below the current jingle queue. As it is somewhat long, fulfillment of the most recently requested jingles may take up to two weeks. Our jingleers and jinglists do, of course, have paid projects and busy private lives to attend to. All requests on the attached list will be honored, in sequence. You may feel free to request further jingles, but I'm sorry to announce that fulfillment of new requests cannot be guaranteed. We will make every effort to accommodate rising demand, but obviously we have lives and stuff.

1. I'm Hi, Jared Fogle
2. Paunchy Stratego
3. Anna
4. The Lex
5. Rock Hardy
6. fe zaffe
7. Mike Stuchbery
8. maura
9. Leon C
10. Ned Raggett
11. The Edge of America
12. Jerry the Nipper
13. Amber and Alice
14. C0L1N B ...
15. Sasha
16. estela
17. Lupton Pitman
18. Onimo
19. ailsa
20. Michael Daddino
21. Sociah T Azzahole
22. Michael F Gill
23. Kittens Licking Cakes
24. David R
25. Simon H
26. chrisco
27. Thermo Thinwall
28. kingfish
29. Gerard
30. WVVY
31. Gravel Puzzleworth
32. Pleasant Plains
33. luna
34. MindInRewind
35. Ste
36. aldo_cowpat
37. Rumpie

― John Jacob Jinglesmith, Wednesday, 24 August 2005 15:09 (nineteen years ago) link

what kind of lives do you have at the bottom of the Pacific?

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 15:11 (nineteen years ago) link

I writhe in sweaty anticipation.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 15:26 (nineteen years ago) link

Thanks for accepting WVVY's order!

― Maria :D (Maria D.), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 15:27 (nineteen years ago) link

WOFS: writhing on floor sweating

― Maria :D (Maria D.), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 15:28 (nineteen years ago) link

I'd love one too.

― RR (restandrec), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 16:30 (nineteen years ago) link

I want one so bad I can taste it.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 16:35 (nineteen years ago) link

Okay, I'm gonna press my luck and request a theme song for the Tofu Hut. At your leisure.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 19:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Thanks john jacob!!!
though i can't make out the third line, i like that im bare-bones bluesy!

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 21:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Resistance obv. useless. Please add me to the list for whenever the Jingleteam is available.

Bonus points if the jingle artisans can work in the source of my handle.

(and can't wait to see your impact on the Scrobblelist)

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 22:31 (nineteen years ago) link

i would also cherish a jingle, while fully understanding that you and The Staff are both overwhelmed and have no idea who i am.

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 22:54 (nineteen years ago) link

HOLY CRAP MAY I PLEASE HAVE A JINGLE? MY NAME IS GIBOYEUX.

I would cherish it forever. And ever and ever. OMG. Please!

― giboyeux (skowly), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 23:11 (nineteen years ago) link

...I hope I'm not coming on too strong. These are amazing.

― giboyeux (skowly), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 23:14 (nineteen years ago) link

I decided I just figured this out

; )

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 25 August 2005 00:55 (nineteen years ago) link

heck i don't want to feel left out. electric sound of jim would like one too.

― jimmy glass (electricsound), Thursday, 25 August 2005 00:57 (nineteen years ago) link

gone quiet...

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 25 August 2005 08:26 (nineteen years ago) link

Press "play" again then.

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Thursday, 25 August 2005 08:31 (nineteen years ago) link

I would like one, please, but I don't know if I'm enough of a character.

― Cathy (Cathy), Thursday, 25 August 2005 10:21 (nineteen years ago) link

I made the list! :-) John Jacob Jinglesmith I kiss you!

― Gerard (Gerard), Thursday, 25 August 2005 10:35 (nineteen years ago) link

It's a bit like the Residents' "Commercial Record" vs The Might be giantsism.

I said it was quiet. On this thread it is. On other threads it's blummin noisy.

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 25 August 2005 11:29 (nineteen years ago) link

I think I recognise the voice on this. In fact I'm almost sure I know ...

― Anna (Anna), Thursday, 25 August 2005 14:45 (nineteen years ago) link

i'd like to be on the list too though i'm rather late to all this....

― juliaaa, Thursday, 25 August 2005 15:19 (nineteen years ago) link

Dearest Anna: I'm sure whoever you think it is is way too cool to waste his or her time at the bottom of the Pacific, writing jingles.

Dearest Fetchboy: The third line of your jingle is "a book-pulping hermit." Our reference librarian informs me that this is a reference to someone named Horrible, or Horrable, or Hrabal, or something. I should also take this opportunity to answer a previous lyric question. The first line of Anthony Easton's jingle is "the pinkest of the meeses."

Dearest all: We apologize for not providing further jingles today. The Jinglesource staff was given leave to celebrate Plankton Day, a popular Pacific holiday. They are currently sleeping it off. More fine products coming soon.

― John Jacob Jinglesmith, Thursday, 25 August 2005 15:28 (nineteen years ago) link

-Jimmy the Mod's is a stone cold classic.
-jaymc's: lovely. misunderstood.
-Ronan's theme music is a tru banger.
-The "he's delicious"x100 portion of MF Gill's mark p remix is disturbingly awesome.
-Adam in Real Life is the best one so far, both moving and catchy.
-STRONGO'S OMG -- the only one I had to listen to twice.
-kate's is truly beautiful!
-I eagerly await every single one of these.
-I have a theory.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 25 August 2005 17:31 (nineteen years ago) link

yes, i like mine the more i listen to it!

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 25 August 2005 17:33 (nineteen years ago) link

I think it's n/a

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 25 August 2005 17:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Ha ha, I can't even LISTEN to these (due to technical problems/barriers, not psychological ones), let alone write and record them all.

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 25 August 2005 17:53 (nineteen years ago) link

I will take it as a compliment though.

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 25 August 2005 17:54 (nineteen years ago) link

i thought it was n/a too. but then it didn't seem like that's what n/a's voice would sound like.

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 25 August 2005 17:54 (nineteen years ago) link

But --
1. why wouldn't n/a ask for one?
2. something about sarah's post above...cant put my finger on it
3. has to be someone who, i don't know, WRITES SONGS?!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 25 August 2005 17:56 (nineteen years ago) link

(i have no idea what n/a's voice does or should sound like, by the way)

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 25 August 2005 17:57 (nineteen years ago) link

We know its an American, so that rules out a lot of crumps right there.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 25 August 2005 17:57 (nineteen years ago) link

"crumps", while an interesting word (and fun to say!) is not the one I meant to type there by a longshot

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 25 August 2005 17:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Roxy, dear, please remember that it hurts Mr. Jinglesmith for you to speculate.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 25 August 2005 17:58 (nineteen years ago) link

well, whoever it is is a genius for that strongo theme alone.

xpost AGH! I'm just intrigued! It's out of love and affection! All speculation will now occur offboard through IRC

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 25 August 2005 18:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Heh, just teasing!

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 25 August 2005 18:03 (nineteen years ago) link

I now wish I had just let the rumors perpetuate, but I didn't ask for one because:
a. as noted above, I have had technical problems (no music at work, internet at home broken) which kept me from being able to listen to these, so I thought it would be dumb to ask for a jingle I couldn't listen to, and
b. the line got really long really fast, and I am impatient.

BUT!
I am now officially requesting a jingle. SIGN ME UP.

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 25 August 2005 18:08 (nineteen years ago) link

i know who it is

― and I can walk out into the world, singing with my people (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 25 August 2005 18:14 (nineteen years ago) link

spillet

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 25 August 2005 18:16 (nineteen years ago) link

We know its an American, so that rules out a lot of crumps right there.

LOL, OMG, WTF?!

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 25 August 2005 18:17 (nineteen years ago) link

haha! just an extreme typo

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 25 August 2005 18:19 (nineteen years ago) link

I think john jacob jinglesmith is hitting on me via email.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 25 August 2005 18:19 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't think anyone should talk about who it is, any more, at all

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 25 August 2005 18:23 (nineteen years ago) link

i think it's rjg

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 25 August 2005 18:23 (nineteen years ago) link

xpost

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 25 August 2005 18:24 (nineteen years ago) link

I have a theory about who this is, but if so they have posted to this thread under their own name (and not asked for a jingle).

xxp ok I'll shut up

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Thursday, 25 August 2005 18:24 (nineteen years ago) link

It sounds like Strongo's theme says "writes for pitchfork, eat some of that"

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 25 August 2005 18:27 (nineteen years ago) link

i want one

― latebloomer's rectal mocha latte (latebloomer), Thursday, 25 August 2005 19:36 (nineteen years ago) link

haha holy crap these are the SHIT. The RJG one is going to be stuck in my head for DAYS.

Okay, so, like, DO ME, Mr. Jingleguy.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 25 August 2005 19:46 (nineteen years ago) link

After many more listens I have decided that "Adam's Real Life" is my current favorite song.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 25 August 2005 19:52 (nineteen years ago) link

It's like the theme song of a bad 80s teen movie, it's brilliant.

― Leon C. (Ex Leon), Thursday, 25 August 2005 19:54 (nineteen years ago) link

i have no idea who the jinglemeister is

oh well, he's loved anyway

i wouldnt mind him flirting with me, via e-mail

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Thursday, 25 August 2005 19:55 (nineteen years ago) link

The RJG one has been stuck in my head for days too.

― C0L1N B... (C0L1N B...), Thursday, 25 August 2005 19:58 (nineteen years ago) link

wow, these things really work!!

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 25 August 2005 20:00 (nineteen years ago) link

hurting's kinda sounds like Postal Service

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 25 August 2005 20:01 (nineteen years ago) link

i like adam in real life's song because it sounds like the theme tune to his SITCOM

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Thursday, 25 August 2005 20:11 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 25 August 2005 20:16 (nineteen years ago) link

I think I know what the holdup is. Jon's next, and how do you boil "The Three Faces of Eve" down to 20 seconds?

― Alex in Mississippi (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 25 August 2005 20:19 (nineteen years ago) link

i eagerly anticipate Jon's!

― latebloomer's rectal mocha latte (latebloomer), Thursday, 25 August 2005 20:43 (nineteen years ago) link

these are amazing btw!

― latebloomer's rectal mocha latte (latebloomer), Thursday, 25 August 2005 20:44 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.terencemichael.com/genepage3.jpg

― latebloomer's rectal mocha latte (latebloomer), Thursday, 25 August 2005 20:58 (nineteen years ago) link

WRONG THREAD SORRY

― latebloomer's rectal mocha latte (latebloomer), Thursday, 25 August 2005 20:59 (nineteen years ago) link

There is no wrong thread for random Pauly Shore pics.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Adam in Real Life needs to be extended into a full song.

― Michael F Gill (Michael F Gill), Thursday, 25 August 2005 23:31 (nineteen years ago) link

i agree

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 26 August 2005 00:10 (nineteen years ago) link

holy shit

― kingfish 'doublescoop' moose tracks (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 26 August 2005 00:43 (nineteen years ago) link

just listened to all of these in a row... awesome.

― jimmy glass (electricsound), Friday, 26 August 2005 00:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Special "Sort of More Songs than Jingles" Edition

The Many Names of Jonny Noize

― John Jacob Jinglesmith, Friday, 26 August 2005 04:30 (nineteen years ago) link

please do one for moi whenever my number comes up!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 26 August 2005 05:08 (nineteen years ago) link

Recommended from the above set = The Lex.

― John Jacob Jinglesmith, Friday, 26 August 2005 05:16 (nineteen years ago) link

I think Anna's could easily be re-worked into a 12 minute epic!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 26 August 2005 05:18 (nineteen years ago) link

i love the anna one.

― Lupton Pitman (Chris V), Friday, 26 August 2005 09:06 (nineteen years ago) link

oh wow i LOVE my jingle! thank-you x a million, mysterious jingle man!

anna's is super-awesome too.

― The Lex (The Lex), Friday, 26 August 2005 10:06 (nineteen years ago) link

the Rock Hardy one's guitar line and handclaps make me think of Brian Jonestown Massacre

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Mandee's is Seinfeldian magic

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:17 (nineteen years ago) link

once i figured out who was doing these, it made me wonder why it took me so long to figure it out! they are all wonderful.

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:56 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm quite transparent around here, but...

ihttp://www.scorps.ru/not/book/teasme1.jpg

― My life with Baaderonixx and the Choco-pops babies (Fabfunk), Friday, 26 August 2005 14:26 (nineteen years ago) link

oh well... PRETTY PLEASE...

― My life with Baaderonixx and the Choco-pops babies (Fabfunk), Friday, 26 August 2005 14:28 (nineteen years ago) link

HI DERE LLOL JHONATHON JCAOB JNIGELSAUCE HOW YUO MAEK JNIGEL?

― The Amazing Randy, Friday, 26 August 2005 14:33 (nineteen years ago) link

userip yo

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 26 August 2005 14:38 (nineteen years ago) link

haw

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 26 August 2005 14:40 (nineteen years ago) link

i for one hope randy gets a jingle

do i get one too?

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 26 August 2005 14:41 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm too scared to ask for one, mainly because I haven't been able to listen to a single one yet. How can JJJ afford the bandwidth?

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 26 August 2005 15:08 (nineteen years ago) link

It's all YSIs, Markelby.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 26 August 2005 15:10 (nineteen years ago) link

oh my i think i just figured out who it is.

― Lupton Pitman (Chris V), Friday, 26 August 2005 15:21 (nineteen years ago) link

How can JJJ afford the bandwidth?

It's not like hundred of people download 'em anyway ;)

I'm amazed by who appears to be knocking these out as I was totally unaware of their talents in this field previously. I hope they are able to continue once the reg only ILE kicks in though.

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 26 August 2005 15:24 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm sure JJJ has lots of money from writing jingles professionally.

― I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Friday, 26 August 2005 15:26 (nineteen years ago) link

well there goes my newest theory xpost

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 26 August 2005 15:27 (nineteen years ago) link

damn it...my guess was chaki.

― Lupton Pitman (Chris V), Friday, 26 August 2005 15:29 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't see why JJJ wouldn't take the time to register.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 26 August 2005 15:31 (nineteen years ago) link

erm it's clearly anthony easton

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 26 August 2005 15:36 (nineteen years ago) link

hahaha

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 26 August 2005 15:39 (nineteen years ago) link

OK I cave pls put me on the lengthy waitinglist.

Jinglesource you are TEH awesome.

we should use these as interstatials on an ILX cd.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 26 August 2005 15:40 (nineteen years ago) link

I would like to add my name to the queue. Please.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 26 August 2005 15:43 (nineteen years ago) link

add me too. mandee's jingle rules.

― sunny successor (he hates my guts, we had a fight) (katharine), Friday, 26 August 2005 15:45 (nineteen years ago) link

we should use these as interstatials on an ILX cd.

Also, at Poptimism.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 26 August 2005 15:54 (nineteen years ago) link

I think these should be distributed as their own cd!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:12 (nineteen years ago) link

And verily he spake unto them, saying "Yeah, though thou thinkest thou knowest me, thou art not knowest butt."

Rest assured that when the sum total of Jinglesource ILX products has reached standard CD length (possibly excepting longer "special product" pieces, for shuffling reasons), a YSI zip file of the full catalog will be provided.

It makes us sad that you, our honorable clients, would openly speculate as to our identities in a public forum, despite having every opportunity to contact us and interact with our fine staff directly.

― John Jacob Jinglesmith, Friday, 26 August 2005 19:42 (nineteen years ago) link

And a dozen "It's really you, ______, isn't it?" e-mails are unleashed.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:55 (nineteen years ago) link

So wait, Maria's radio station gets a jingle, but I don't? I cry foul! I demand a ScOtt La Rock epic!!!!

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 26 August 2005 22:22 (nineteen years ago) link

It's really sad that I'm counting how far away I am from getting my own jingle, but my new PC arrives tomorrow and I have plans to use it as my 'windows finally started' tune.

The jingles posted so far are all brilliant and ilx may well be finally attained the lofty heights it has so long aspired to, or something.

I think I need to have lie down.

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 26 August 2005 23:05 (nineteen years ago) link

THe orginal batch have expired! THat's sad! Luckily I have them all saved right here

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 27 August 2005 00:33 (nineteen years ago) link

I would like one, too.
Maybe next year when you get around to it.

By the way, nijoli ryhmes with stromboli -
just so you know how to say it outloud.

― nijoli (nijoli), Saturday, 27 August 2005 02:50 (nineteen years ago) link

Hello. One for me, please, despite my questionable value thanx.

― John Justen (johnjusten), Saturday, 27 August 2005 02:54 (nineteen years ago) link

can somebody host a torrent of them all or something?

― kingfish 'doublescoop' moose tracks (kingfish 2.0), Saturday, 27 August 2005 03:02 (nineteen years ago) link

oh yeah, and can mine be in the style of either lil wayne or young mc plz?

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Saturday, 27 August 2005 03:46 (nineteen years ago) link

this, i have to hear! send me one, plz. even if it belongs to another!

― ai lien (kold_krush), Saturday, 27 August 2005 05:19 (nineteen years ago) link

i reckon Jinglesource is gonna STORM up the ILX Audioscrobbler charts.

In a nailbiter, the new Rachel Stevens just barely edges out Jinglesource's "Official Ronan Entry Theme" on the new weekly tracks chart. "Adam in Real Life" also finishes in the top 10. Further down, amidst all the new Broken Social Scene and Kanye West tracks, "I'm playing it cool but it's terribly cruel / Kate" is at #28; "jaymc" and "Reading Massive" are at #49; and "Hi I'm Jared Fogle" is at #64.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 29 August 2005 16:40 (nineteen years ago) link

wooo!

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 29 August 2005 19:40 (nineteen years ago) link

nabisco?

― charltonlido (gareth), Monday, 29 August 2005 19:46 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm really regretting not posting to this thread when there were only two responses. I would therefore like to sign up for a "jingle"

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 29 August 2005 19:47 (nineteen years ago) link

It's Gareth, innit?

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 29 August 2005 20:27 (nineteen years ago) link

It seems Jinglesource has run out of gas?

― Michael F Gill (Michael F Gill), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:36 (nineteen years ago) link

It's not gareth. It's hanle y. sorry for the confusion.

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:45 (nineteen years ago) link

Come back, triple J.

― Leon C. (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:11 (nineteen years ago) link

haha holy shit. michael, i missed my remix! can you re-up?

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:16 (nineteen years ago) link

Mark -- e-mail me with your real address and I'll send it to you!

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:28 (nineteen years ago) link

We apologize for the delay. We've been busy dealing with a critical air-pump malfunction, and the octopus that plays the xylophone has a serious ink-sack infection. In addition, someone (who shall remain named Jimmy Tan) forgot to send in the check to our ISP, so they finally cut off our service, and we've been offline for the past few days. In the meantime, we've tried to steal time here and there to get started on the next batch of jingles, many of which are already complete. Look forward to a weekend mega-post.

― John Jacob Jinglesmith, Wednesday, 31 August 2005 15:43 (nineteen years ago) link

I will indeed look forward, JJJ.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 15:46 (nineteen years ago) link

your jinglin baby

― Lupton Pitman (Chris V), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 15:49 (nineteen years ago) link

If mine is not completed yet, I would also be happy with a jingle in the style of Special K.

thanks JJJ! We're all anticipating.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 15:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Can you somehow work the word "rodeo" into the WVVY jingle? The IRS thinks we're MV Community Rodeo.

― Maria :D (Maria D.), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 16:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Would the WVVY marketing team be content to have the station referred to in station-ID jingle form as double-YOU double-VEE WHY? Or is it important to say VEE VEE WHY?

― John Jocob Jinglesmith, Wednesday, 31 August 2005 16:56 (nineteen years ago) link

double You double Vee Why is oh-so-fine.

― Maria :D (Maria D.), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 17:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Raw. Stripped-down. Back to basics. Real, authentic, hardcore jingling. Four of these five tracks are recommended. Can you guess which ones?

Enjoy this rare peek inside the Jinglesource studios:
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b61/jinglesource/jinglesourcestudios.jpg

― John Jacob Jinglesmith, Thursday, 1 September 2005 02:43 (nineteen years ago) link

If one of them isn't Maura's, you're mad.

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Waiting for the return of the Lohan's titties (The Famo, Thursday, 1 September 2005 02:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Mikey's kicks some serious ass.

― Oh Lord, My God, is there no help for the widow's son? / Kate (papa november), Thursday, 1 September 2005 02:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Another excellent batch!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 1 September 2005 03:28 (nineteen years ago) link

...dude, that kicks ass, I'm so going to use that in capacity.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Thursday, 1 September 2005 04:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh dearie me. :-)

Major points for the Leon C one too!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 1 September 2005 04:32 (nineteen years ago) link

Ned's is delightfully surprising!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 1 September 2005 04:41 (nineteen years ago) link

I hope who ever is doing this knows that im chris v.

― Lupton Pitman (Chris V), Thursday, 1 September 2005 08:44 (nineteen years ago) link

my god...this is the best thread of all time.

― Lupton Pitman (Chris V), Thursday, 1 September 2005 08:50 (nineteen years ago) link

ned's raggae isn't surprising at all

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 1 September 2005 09:16 (nineteen years ago) link

I won't be able to listen to this until I get home from work, but thanks, Triple J.

― O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Thursday, 1 September 2005 12:40 (nineteen years ago) link

JJJ motivating the troops:

http://pc59te.dte.uma.es/cdb/series/marvel/bitmaps/jonahjameson.jpg

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 1 September 2005 12:45 (nineteen years ago) link

jjj - fe zaffe (buchstabiermonsterknarz mix)

― clarence boudica (FE7), Thursday, 1 September 2005 13:30 (nineteen years ago) link

^... link nsfw

― clarence boudica (FE7), Thursday, 1 September 2005 13:32 (nineteen years ago) link

KNARZ!

― Michael F Gill (Michael F Gill), Thursday, 1 September 2005 22:08 (nineteen years ago) link

Look forward to a weekend mega-post.

I was!

― chrisco (chrisco), Monday, 5 September 2005 19:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Does JJJ accept Paypal donations?

― Maria :D (Maria D.), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 11:38 (nineteen years ago) link

:) :) :) :) :)

― maura (maura), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 13:20 (nineteen years ago) link

We can't apologize enough for the delay. It's just that ... well, the infection got worse, and I'm sad to say the octopus wasn't doing very well, and nobody goes on forever, I'm not going to go on forever, you're not going to go on forever, and now the octopus has passed away. I would have posted a thread about it, but the last thing the octopus told me was "Don't bother ILX, they're enjoying their weekend. They're busy, don't spoil the weekend for them." The service was wonderful, though, very well-attended, and the pastor spoke beautifully. Like a friend. The food the first night wasn't so good, it was just deli, but after that people brought things over, and it was all delicious -- we still have some in the fridge.

As far as PayPal goes, surely you jest! I can't imagine why anyone would send us money. If anyone is seriously dying to give me stuff, I'll happily set up an account, but I think you're just being silly.

― John Jacob Jinglesmith, Tuesday, 6 September 2005 14:25 (nineteen years ago) link

do me!

― huell howser (chaki), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 14:32 (nineteen years ago) link

I would gladly donate $20 to help defray costs of putting this stuff on-line. I jest not.

― Maria :D (Maria D.), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 14:41 (nineteen years ago) link

I wanna hear a chaki jingle, cuz I think nobody knows chaki better than JJJ.

― Maria :D (Maria D.), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 14:48 (nineteen years ago) link

is it too late to ask for a jingle? i seriously need one for my radio program or just to hum along as i walk to work.

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 00:49 (nineteen years ago) link

you're serious, a lot of the time

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 00:51 (nineteen years ago) link

observant!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 14:54 (nineteen years ago) link

ha!

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 14:59 (nineteen years ago) link

haha

xpost

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 15:08 (nineteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

So sad it had to end.

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 23 September 2005 07:43 (nineteen years ago) link

this thread lies!

― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 23 September 2005 07:46 (nineteen years ago) link

I was so close too :-(

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 23 September 2005 07:49 (nineteen years ago) link

and no closer to finding out Jinglesource's true identity.
he stormed the audioscrobbler charts, then promptly disappeared.
i doff my cap to thee.

― g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 23 September 2005 09:13 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah jinglesmith you tease you.

― Lupton Pitman (Chris V), Friday, 23 September 2005 09:13 (nineteen years ago) link

I was just wondering what happened, to JJJ, when this thread was revived.

― O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Friday, 23 September 2005 10:14 (nineteen years ago) link

who still need a jingle? i'll do you one if you like

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 23 September 2005 10:22 (nineteen years ago) link

I'd still like one.... WHERE DID JJJ GO?!!?!

Dammit.

― giboyeux (skowly), Friday, 23 September 2005 11:42 (nineteen years ago) link

i wanted one to put as my ring tone, but it would have to be something pretty special to replace my ghostbusters hearse siren

― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 23 September 2005 11:44 (nineteen years ago) link

god i really am a fuckwit

― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 23 September 2005 11:45 (nineteen years ago) link

If anybody wants to change their screen name to Rock Hardy, they can have my jingle. I was not enormously impressed by it.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 23 September 2005 12:30 (nineteen years ago) link

Success has spoiled Rock Hardy.

― O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Friday, 23 September 2005 12:31 (nineteen years ago) link

talk about ungrateful

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 23 September 2005 12:32 (nineteen years ago) link

IT WAS/IS HANLE Y DO YOU SEE??? WHO ELSE AMONG US HAS THE TECHNOLOGY AND THE TWEE??

― Jimmy Mod Loves Alan Canseco (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 23 September 2005 13:11 (nineteen years ago) link

Rock Hardy you could get it remixed.

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 23 September 2005 13:12 (nineteen years ago) link

well, i do.
but it wasn't me.

― g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 23 September 2005 13:12 (nineteen years ago) link

I meant to e-mail JJJ, to thank him, for my jingle

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 23 September 2005 13:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Rock Hardy you could get it remixed.

See, I never think about things like that. I should add that I thought at least 80% of the jingles were brilliant, so whoever JJJ is, hats off to you.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 23 September 2005 13:16 (nineteen years ago) link

somebody needs to archive these somewhere. i missed everything, including my own remix!

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 23 September 2005 13:22 (nineteen years ago) link

I meant to e-mail JJJ, to thank him, for my jingle

I meant to as well, but I am terrible about remembering that sort of thing.

Mark, I think I have most of the jingles on my computer at home, I could do a ysi or something if you'd like.

― O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Friday, 23 September 2005 13:27 (nineteen years ago) link

I was waiting for the eventual CD release -- didn't JJJ mutter something about that? But a YSI would be spiff.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 23 September 2005 13:28 (nineteen years ago) link

I KNOW WHO IT IS....HEHEHE.

― Lupton Pitman (Chris V), Friday, 23 September 2005 13:35 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm trying to just appreciate JJJ for what he did do instead of what he didn't do. He momentarily restored my love of the interweb.

― Maria :D (Maria D.), Friday, 23 September 2005 13:39 (nineteen years ago) link

When I last saw RJG in person we both thought it was the same person. I keep meaning to email him too. If he is actually JJJ.

― Anna (Anna), Friday, 23 September 2005 13:40 (nineteen years ago) link

Haha. And he IS a tease!

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 23 September 2005 13:48 (nineteen years ago) link

ach, it was only that Amber and Alice was one of the next ups.

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 23 September 2005 13:50 (nineteen years ago) link

Maybe, like Frosty the Snowman, he'll be back again some day.

― O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Friday, 23 September 2005 16:16 (nineteen years ago) link

i seriously doubt Frosty ever came back, by the way. there's no way he'd survive the summer. think about it.

― g-kit (g-kit), Saturday, 24 September 2005 07:57 (nineteen years ago) link

I was only 9 away from getting a jingle as well :( Perhaps having to encapsulate Ned in song was all too much for JJJ.

― ailsa (ailsa), Saturday, 24 September 2005 08:41 (nineteen years ago) link

Did anyone ever archive these?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 25 September 2005 14:56 (nineteen years ago) link

Perhaps having to encapsulate Ned in song was all too much for JJJ.

It was an overwhelming feat.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 25 September 2005 15:03 (nineteen years ago) link

I can't apologize enough for the delay. After the octopus passed, everything went downhill. It can get a little hectic down here. We're doing out best to provide all promised jingles. In the meantime, here's the full jinglesource archive.

― John Jacob Jinglesmith, Sunday, 25 September 2005 17:42 (nineteen years ago) link

hooray!

still patiently waiting for my jingle

― kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Sunday, 25 September 2005 17:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Wow, I totally forgot about this and finally just heard my jingle. Truly inspirational!

― Hurting (Hurting), Sunday, 25 September 2005 19:55 (nineteen years ago) link

just listened, to couple I hadn't, already, heard. v. v. good.

what did you want, rock hardy? something more descriptive?

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 26 September 2005 01:37 (nineteen years ago) link

You know, I never listened to any of the jingles before tonight but what strikes me about them is that they're a vote of confidence in every one of the subjects, even in some tiny way. Bravo.

― Laurel, Monday, 26 September 2005 02:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah, I guess so. I liked the music, but I was disappointed by lack of lyrics. You're right, I'm ungrateful. (xp)

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Monday, 26 September 2005 02:38 (nineteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

UNGRATEFULNESS KILLED THE JINGLEMAN

― chrisco (chrisco), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 04:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Jingle Dude = Chicken Shit.

― This Field Left Blank (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 04:12 (nineteen years ago) link

one month passes...

all i want for christmas is my own jingle. if the jingleman cant do it, will someone write me one? please?

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 18:00 (nineteen years ago) link

I was just wondering what happened to Triple J yesterday when I saw his list of jingles in my itunes.

― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 18:03 (nineteen years ago) link

i am ready to blow the whistle on who jinglesmith was.

― slow jamz and white guy indie acoustic shit (Chris V), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 18:04 (nineteen years ago) link

IT WAS JON WILLIAMS ALL ALONG.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 18:05 (nineteen years ago) link

IT WAS MIKE JONES

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 18:06 (nineteen years ago) link

(xpost) Please don't. Jinglesmith makes millions of children around the world happy. Let them believe.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 18:06 (nineteen years ago) link

IT WAS JT LEROY.

― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 18:07 (nineteen years ago) link

I Would never! im just busting chops.

― slow jamz and white guy indie acoustic shit (Chris V), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 18:08 (nineteen years ago) link

I asked for a jingle right up near the beginning and I never got one. :(

― JimD (JimD), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 18:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Can one of you people who knows who it is give him a kick up the arse and get him to start again where he left off please?

― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 18:46 (nineteen years ago) link

we all just got too greedy, i hope your'e all happy.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 7 December 2005 11:39 (nineteen years ago) link

i have jingle, ph34r m3.

― Sailor Kitten (g-kit), Wednesday, 7 December 2005 12:08 (nineteen years ago) link

Another Katrina victim.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 7 December 2005 12:46 (nineteen years ago) link

MAKE A JINGLE FOR MINI-TEENY

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 12 December 2005 01:54 (nineteen years ago) link

one month passes...

IT WAS BRIAN JONES

― öROXYMUZAKö (roxymuzak), Friday, 13 January 2006 21:30 (nineteen years ago) link

/RICHEY EDWARDS

― öROXYMUZAKö (roxymuzak), Friday, 13 January 2006 21:31 (nineteen years ago) link

i forgot all about this.

i never got to hear my remix!

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 13 January 2006 21:35 (nineteen years ago) link

three months pass...

me o my o mo these were the days ~ (Maria D too lazy to log scott out)

― scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 4 May 2006 03:11 (eighteen years ago) link

two months pass...

itunes shuffle just gave me "ian riese-moraine: a casualty" by jinglesource!

― tehresa, who will here remain anonymous (tehresa), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 05:05 (eighteen years ago) link

squee!

― estela (estela), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 05:08 (eighteen years ago) link

official ronan entry theme still rules!

― tehresa, who will here remain anonymous (tehresa), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 05:08 (eighteen years ago) link

That was my fave too!

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 05:12 (eighteen years ago) link

i wish these hadn't been ysi'd cause there's some i'm missing that i now really want!

― tehresa, who will here remain anonymous (tehresa), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 05:16 (eighteen years ago) link

think I have all of these, will check at home

― haitch (haitch), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 05:21 (eighteen years ago) link

yair i do too

― electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 05:21 (eighteen years ago) link

I still listen to mine!

― Looking through pattern skies (papa november), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 05:24 (eighteen years ago) link

I hope the air didn't run out in the jinglesource underground lair, that would be sad. the octopus dying was bad enough. ;___;

― haitch (haitch), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 05:24 (eighteen years ago) link

I only have two on my harddrive.

Mikey's:
http://www.eyecandyforthebrokenhearted.com/Jinglesource_Mike_Stuchbery.mp3

Mine:
http://www.eyecandyforthebrokenhearted.com/Jinglesource_Im_playing_it_cool_but_its_terribly_cruel_Kate.mp3

― Looking through pattern skies (papa november), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 05:31 (eighteen years ago) link

excellent. i'm stealing some from jon, too :)

― tehresa, who will here remain anonymous (tehresa), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 05:36 (eighteen years ago) link

i still have most of these, too.
three belated cheers for jinglesource.

― teh_kit has 22 friends (g-kit), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 10:31 (eighteen years ago) link

'mark p (mf gill remix)' sounds like basic channel!!

― haitch (haitch), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 11:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Y'know, if someone was to YSI a complete zip file of all of these it would be beyond glorious.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 11:54 (eighteen years ago) link

itunes shuffle just gave me "ian riese-moraine: a casualty" by jinglesource!

I think that or Adamrl's is my favorite, I can't decide.

― GILLY'S BAGG'EAR VANCE OF COUPARI (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 12:28 (eighteen years ago) link

It's been forever since I've heard any of these but I vaguely recall loving the mark p one.

― you can email me if you wish to challenge the truth (nickalicious), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 12:42 (eighteen years ago) link

I also still have them all on my computer (despite never getting my own jingle, boohoo). Favorites: Kate's and Hurting's.

― Gerard (Gerard), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 13:45 (eighteen years ago) link

here's what i have, zipped for your pleasure: http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=FE4F38673F0709E1

anthony easton
CJ
Causistry
dean gulberry
forksclovetofu
g-kit
GARU G
Homosexual II
Hurting
I'm Hi, Jared Fogle
i'm playing it cool but it's terribly cruel/kate
ian riese-moraine: a casualty
jaymc
mark p
mike stuchberry
ned raggett
official pttl chillout dub
official ronan entry theme
reading massive
rjg
s/c
strng hlkngtn
tehRZA
the most mysterious regular ilxor
The Original Jimmy Mod
Trayce

someone else please feel free to post the ones i'm missing!

― tehresa, who will here remain anonymous (tehresa), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 13:48 (eighteen years ago) link

how did i miss this before?!!

― Kim (Kim), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 14:23 (eighteen years ago) link

haha i completely forgot about these. "strongoooooooo."

― Bea Arthur - Lost COmic GEnius ? (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 14:33 (eighteen years ago) link

i forgot how great kate's is.

― teh_kit has 22 friends (g-kit), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 14:50 (eighteen years ago) link

Tehresa, in addition to your zip, i'll put up these ones not included in your batch. Jinglesource MUST LIVE ON!

Adam in Real Life
Fe Zaffe
Fetchboy
Leon C
Mark P (MF Gill Remix)
Maura

http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=17E3D3B678DED4E2

― Gerard (Gerard), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 16:07 (eighteen years ago) link

there was an Anna one iirc.

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 16:11 (eighteen years ago) link

my favorite one is adam in real life.
close second is the one about reading/dr. c/mark grout

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 17:21 (eighteen years ago) link

i was just thinking that if jinglesource did one for chuck eddy it totally would stand a chance of a grassroots campaign landing it at the top of the p&j singles list.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 18:30 (eighteen years ago) link

That would be great.

― GILLY'S BAGG'EAR VANCE OF COUPARI (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 18:36 (eighteen years ago) link

Adam in Real Life is still my favorite, but there are a bunch of other good ones too. Also, don't forget: "fe zaffe (buchstabiermonsterknarz mix)" which is linked to upthread.

― Michael F Gill (Michael F Gill), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 18:40 (eighteen years ago) link

i kind of want to write a sitcom called "adam in real life" and the jinglemeister's jingle can be the theme tune. it would soooo be a hit.

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 18:57 (eighteen years ago) link

all of these jingles are completely OTM.

I wish I had my own ;_;

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 22:03 (eighteen years ago) link

Wait a minute, that's hardly an innocent smile Allyzay...

;)

― Gerard (Gerard), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 23:39 (eighteen years ago) link

WOW THESE ARE AWESOME! :)

― ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ (chaki), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 23:41 (eighteen years ago) link

no, it is a sad, sad, innocent cry-ie face. ;_;

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Thursday, 6 July 2006 19:17 (eighteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Could somebody repost this? Since ILX will soon disappear I wanna have one last souvenir of all you guys.

― Das Spiel ist aus für Baaderonixx (baaderonixx), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 09:40 (eighteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I need Jimmy the Mod's jingle, and Adam in Real Life!!

Very badly.

I can't believe I missed this.

― Sundar (sundar), Thursday, 24 August 2006 01:45 (eighteen years ago) link

If I don't get to hear Adam In Real Life today, I will probably blow up ILX.

Killer.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 24 August 2006 14:32 (eighteen years ago) link

I mean preserve it for eternity.

Check your e-mail.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 24 August 2006 20:54 (eighteen years ago) link

I got an email from that jingle-making cat telling me he would give me jingle by the end of the day??

watch out, it might be that juggalo trying to psyche you our.

― genital hyphys (haitch), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 12:24 (eighteen years ago) link

he used punctuation. repeatedly!

I wonder if he is a sly stone-type figure, too much lavish jinglepraise early in his career leading to a crack habit and reclusiveness.

― genital hyphys (haitch), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 12:31 (eighteen years ago) link

this can go suck off, as i never got mine.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 14:26 (eighteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Does anyone have a collection of all of these? I'd like to amass them (now that Adam in Real Life is my most played last fm track this week)

WHERE'S MINE?!?!? MINE!?!?!

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Friday, 29 September 2006 16:06 (eighteen years ago) link

GIVE MICHAEL HIS DUE.

I have some of the mp3s Roxy, but I don't think I have the complete collection. Email me if you're interested.

― GILLY'S BAGG'EAR VANCE OF COUPARI (Ex Leon), Friday, 29 September 2006 16:19 (eighteen years ago) link

That's a real email ad?

i never got mine!

― how much, latebloomer? (latebloomer), Friday, 29 September 2006 16:29 (eighteen years ago) link

my vanity MUST BE SATISFIED

― how much, latebloomer? (latebloomer), Friday, 29 September 2006 16:32 (eighteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

I repeat: MINE?!?!?!

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 21 October 2006 22:14 (eighteen years ago) link

four months pass...

Similar Artists to Jinglesource:

The Fake Fictions
Disco Inferno
Kelley Polar
Justus Köhncke
Momus
Scott Walker
Annie
Michael Mayer
Morgan Geist
Saint Etienne
Ada
Yellow Magic Orchestra
Superpitcher
The Flirts

― jaymc, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 20:46 (seventeen years ago) link

arg "Ronan Entry Theme" is on my other computer - I need to get that back, shit wz dope.

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 20:47 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't remember anything about my own, on the other hand.

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 20:49 (seventeen years ago) link

I still have mine :D I like that it petulantly said I didnt show my boobs. That just made my day.

(Also I kind of think I know who it is, heh)

― Trayce, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 21:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Want to tell them to get their arses in gear and do the rest then?

― ailsa, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 21:07 (seventeen years ago) link

I never had one. ;_1

― Laurel, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 21:08 (seventeen years ago) link

But I could be wrong! But yes Mr Jinglesmith - get a move on. Maybe then I will show my boobs!

Maybe not.

― Trayce, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 21:08 (seventeen years ago) link

I just want all the old ones back. I don't know where they went. Repost?

― kenan, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 21:14 (seventeen years ago) link

I have a bunch at home I can send you...

― jaymc, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 21:17 (seventeen years ago) link

yay!

― kenan, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 21:17 (seventeen years ago) link

i never downloaded my mf gill remix

:(

― ^@^, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 21:35 (seventeen years ago) link

ursaved.xls

― David R., Tuesday, 27 February 2007 21:39 (seventeen years ago) link

I would like a personal jingle set to the tune of "Baby Got Back"

― milo z, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 21:43 (seventeen years ago) link

ysi.xls?

― ^@^, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 21:49 (seventeen years ago) link

I might have it, Mark. I'll check later.

― jaymc, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 21:50 (seventeen years ago) link

i'll zip em up and post em here in the next hour or so

― electricsound, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 22:00 (seventeen years ago) link

that would be awesome, jaymc!

― ^@^, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 22:00 (seventeen years ago) link

The Fake Fictions

Haw.

― n/a, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 22:10 (seventeen years ago) link

I only vaguely remember about peeing myself at the strongo one.

― nickalicious, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 22:13 (seventeen years ago) link

here you go

all the jingles

― electricsound, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 22:17 (seventeen years ago) link

you're welcome

― electricsound, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 23:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Crikey.

― Trayce, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 23:48 (seventeen years ago) link

omg I totally forgot about the GARU G one

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 23:50 (seventeen years ago) link

so these were all made by Adam Sparhawk right?

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 00:02 (seventeen years ago) link

WHO WAS REX THE JINGLESMITH? IDEAS NOW

― blueski, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 00:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, you guys.

― David R., Wednesday, 28 February 2007 01:20 (seventeen years ago) link

i have been accused but it was not me. this dude has way better production values than i could ever imagine.

― chaki, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 01:24 (seventeen years ago) link

I KNOW TEH ANSWER

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 01:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Mark P (MF Gill Remix)

― jaymc, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 02:00 (seventeen years ago) link

THANK YOU FOR POSTING THEM ALL JIM :)

(seeing as no one else seems to have noticed apart from Curtis)

― Trayce, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 02:05 (seventeen years ago) link

I thought it was Chaki but now I think the Jinglesource wears an eyepatch.

― Maria :D, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 02:59 (seventeen years ago) link

anyone figure out the accent

― JW, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 03:20 (seventeen years ago) link

But Maria, Jinglesource is in no way affiliated with Momus, Nicholas Currie, or the record album Stars Forever.

― jaymc, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 03:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Thanks, Jim -- I had lost these in the crash of '06.

I like mine better now.

― Rock Hardy, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 03:28 (seventeen years ago) link

I report for my doom.

― Windy G Moisture, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 03:29 (seventeen years ago) link

IT IS NOT MOMUS OR CHAKI

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 03:56 (seventeen years ago) link

If its who I think it is, it is impossible to figure out.

― Trayce, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 04:35 (seventeen years ago) link

WHISPER IT TO ME

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 04:36 (seventeen years ago) link

anyone figure out the accent

American (not sure which region)

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 04:36 (seventeen years ago) link

mine kind of tickled me (though i'm not sure anyone else) but i wonder if it would be better now or if my postings have made zero impact on ilx. probably the latter.

― tehresa, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 04:52 (seventeen years ago) link

haha mine was entirely based around the dumb screenname I had at the time (the most mysterious regular ilxor)

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 04:53 (seventeen years ago) link

yes, mine too! (tehrza gibbons)

― tehresa, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 04:56 (seventeen years ago) link

These are so amazing. Aw... I want a jingle now! Leave it to ILX to inform me of exactly what I really desire, but didn't know it before I clicked a link.

― Andi Mags, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 05:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Mine's embarrassing in how much it's encouraging and affectionate, but makes me sound like I'm in rehab or something.

― kenan, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 05:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Mine was fucking gangsta, Melbourne IS Mike's town. It's my startup sound.

...but I could easily take 10 minutes of Ronan's Entry Theme. 20, even. I keep wanting to type Ronin, because this is what this shit is, a masterless samurai with a sword that slices the cherry blossoms that fall onto it. Approximately two minutes of ass-mazingness.

― Mikey Bidness, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 06:31 (seventeen years ago) link

hm. who has the musical skillz and the knowledge of ilx0rs neede to pull this off?

― James Redd and the Blecchs, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 06:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Dont forget Ronan's one is a sample of an Orbital song.

― Trayce, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 06:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, I know he sampled the Box, it's still badass.

― Mikey Bidness, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 06:45 (seventeen years ago) link

thanks jim/jaymc.

ps i know who jinglesource is!

― ^@^, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 11:33 (seventeen years ago) link

seven months pass...

FAKE JINGLESOURCE

― jaymc, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 17:39 (seventeen years ago) link

lol

― kenan, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 17:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Umm, okay, it's not just a matter of "Jinglesource wrote jingles about ilxors" -- the claim being advanced here (and again, I'm not saying), is that he is a fake all the way through. That his entire self-representation on this board is fake, that he is not who he claims to be.

― kenan, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 17:43 (seventeen years ago) link

grrrrrrrrrrrrrARF ARF
grrr ARF grrrr ARF ARF

― a puppy, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 17:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Ronan Entry Theme still one of best songs of all time.

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 17:59 (seventeen years ago) link

I still love "Adam in Real Life", and need a new copy of it. :(

― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 18:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Upload all of these again. Someone.

― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 18:13 (seventeen years ago) link

nicka otm!

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 18:15 (seventeen years ago) link

http://download.yousendit.com/593D52CD34751E33

― en i see kay, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 18:45 (seventeen years ago) link

U RULE NICKAAAA!

― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 18:56 (seventeen years ago) link

ACTUALLY YOU ARE NOT HIM, BUT YOU RULE ANYWAY, EN I SEE KAYYYYY!

― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 18:57 (seventeen years ago) link

i have these.

― gbx, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 18:59 (seventeen years ago) link

my ipod really loves 'adam in real life" and 'g kit'

― homosexual II, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 19:02 (seventeen years ago) link

haha that other Nick is faster than me.

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 19:06 (seventeen years ago) link

'adam in real life' is genius because it sounds like it'd be the theme tune to a cartoon

― homosexual II, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 19:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Adam in Real Life is one of my favorite songs of all time.

Listening to these again, I realize that I've had Ian Riese-Moraine's tune in my head for ages, but did not know what it was.

― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 19:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Kate's is great, too!

― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 19:09 (seventeen years ago) link

I just took these off my ipod this morning, they were popping up too often. Need a break.

― n/a, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 19:12 (seventeen years ago) link

No wait I got them confused, I'm High, Jared Fogle is the one I'm thinking of.

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 19:17 (seventeen years ago) link

OMG. I FORGOT HOW FUNNY STRONGO'S IS.

― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 19:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Jinglesource sounds kinda like Frank Zappa on Mandee's song.

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 19:18 (seventeen years ago) link

SO TALL...STRONGO

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 19:19 (seventeen years ago) link

"he's...so tall"

― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 19:21 (seventeen years ago) link

i think my tune kind of gives away who jinglemeister is mostly in that he thinks i still live in greeley (which i havent in over 5 years).

― homosexual II, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

I smell a comeback.

― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 19:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Has Jinglesource's identity been firmly established? I kinda hope not.

― Casuistry, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

^^No.

Also, Nijoli and I listened to all of these jingles together yesterday morning. We loled at "The Original Jimmy the Mod".

― roxymuzak, Friday, 19 October 2007 16:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Jinglesource OTM

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 19 October 2007 17:32 (seventeen years ago) link

one month passes...

"Adam in Real Life" is great on headphones!

Lol @ whatever happens at the end of Mike Stuchberry's.

― roxymuzak, Thursday, 29 November 2007 07:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Dudes, on the new Ween album, there is a track that sounds IDENTICAL to "Anna." Even has some of the same words. Just saying.

― roxymuzak, Monday, 10 December 2007 04:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Dean "Gulberry" =

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 10 December 2007 04:23 (seventeen years ago) link

!!!!!

― roxymuzak, Monday, 10 December 2007 07:02 (seventeen years ago) link

i never got my jingle

― kingfish, Monday, 10 December 2007 07:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Kenan's post of Oct 18 is awesomely (not so) subtle as to being a clue heh.

― Trayce, Monday, 10 December 2007 07:15 (seventeen years ago) link

stop it!

― roxymuzak, Monday, 10 December 2007 07:30 (seventeen years ago) link

srsly, jingleheimer, you need to sue ween

― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 23:16 (seventeen years ago) link

three months pass...

what about for threads?

― gabbneb, Monday, 24 March 2008 20:45 (sixteen years ago) link

Wait...is a Ween lurking ilx?

― nickalicious, Monday, 24 March 2008 21:15 (sixteen years ago) link

I never got a jingle...but I don't think I asked for one either?

― nickalicious, Monday, 24 March 2008 21:15 (sixteen years ago) link

five months pass...

pingle.

― Mark G, Thursday, 18 September 2008 23:33 (sixteen years ago) link

i never got one ;_;

― I want to be your Dairy Queen (latebloomer), Thursday, 18 September 2008 23:35 (sixteen years ago) link

still have all of 'em

― the valves of houston (gbx), Friday, 19 September 2008 00:19 (sixteen years ago) link

yeah, i still have these on my old machine.

― #/.'#/'@ilikecats (g-kit), Friday, 19 September 2008 13:50 (sixteen years ago) link

three months pass...

Was listening to "Adam in Real Life" and a client came in and made a face.

― rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Saturday, 20 December 2008 03:20 (sixteen years ago) link

awwwwwwww

i wld like a new jingle now that the jinglesource has more to draw on for inspiration. just throwin' that out there.

― rock loop twist down loop twist (tehresa), Saturday, 20 December 2008 03:25 (sixteen years ago) link

spoiler alert

― rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Saturday, 20 December 2008 03:27 (sixteen years ago) link

http://dealbreaker.com/images/thumbs/siren.gif

― Sherlock HOOS's Baker Steen Motherfuckers (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 20 December 2008 03:33 (sixteen years ago) link

haha mine was entirely based around the dumb screenname I had at the time (the most mysterious regular ilxor)

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, February 27, 2007 11:53 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yes, mine too! (tehrza gibbons)

― tehresa, Tuesday, February 27, 2007 11:56 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― rock loop twist down loop twist (tehresa), Saturday, 20 December 2008 03:35 (sixteen years ago) link

not spoiler

― rock loop twist down loop twist (tehresa), Saturday, 20 December 2008 03:35 (sixteen years ago) link

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/SEA/AA32~No-Tease-Zone-Posters.jpg

― өөө (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 20 December 2008 03:36 (sixteen years ago) link

haha mine was entirely based around the dumb screenname I had at the time (the most mysterious regular ilxor)

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, February 27, 2007 11:53 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

haha i didn't realize this was about you

― rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Saturday, 20 December 2008 03:38 (sixteen years ago) link

i thinkt they were all done on display name instead of login

― rock loop twist down loop twist (tehresa), Saturday, 20 December 2008 03:46 (sixteen years ago) link

cause mine was tehrza gibbons

― rock loop twist down loop twist (tehresa), Saturday, 20 December 2008 03:47 (sixteen years ago) link

is adam nordicskilla still around?

― rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Sunday, 21 December 2008 00:22 (sixteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

'ned raggett' just came up on shuffle

― mookieproof, Friday, 16 January 2009 02:47 (sixteen years ago) link

haha i have it in my giant reggae playlist and it comes up sometimes

― roxymuzak, Friday, 16 January 2009 21:45 (sixteen years ago) link

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 16 January 2009 21:45 (sixteen years ago) link

"it"

― Carne Meshuggah (libcrypt), Friday, 16 January 2009 21:48 (sixteen years ago) link

what are you implying, libcrapt

― roxymuzak, Friday, 16 January 2009 21:52 (sixteen years ago) link

Nothing I thought I would request a song about information techolology if that is ok.

― Carne Meshuggah (libcrypt), Friday, 16 January 2009 22:39 (sixteen years ago) link

it's 2009, don't you think it's time for a new jingle?
this is the project I have waited my whole life for
-also can someone upload Adam In Real Life so I know what this is all about anyways?

― ❤ⓛⓞⓥⓔ❤ (CaptainLorax), Friday, 16 January 2009 22:44 (sixteen years ago) link

there are many of us that never received jingles as Jinglesmith took an early retirement

"Adam in Real Life" is one of my most listened-to tracks in iTunes. Top 3.

― roxymuzak, Friday, 16 January 2009 22:45 (sixteen years ago) link

I was asking you to make me a jingle roxy pls.

― Carne Meshuggah (libcrypt), Friday, 16 January 2009 22:47 (sixteen years ago) link

I was thinking of the canadian hockey night theme contest - was the jingles anything like that but with singing? no singing?

― ❤ⓛⓞⓥⓔ❤ (CaptainLorax), Friday, 16 January 2009 22:47 (sixteen years ago) link

Ned's is completely and awesomely weird, by the way. Like, why is he stuck down in a well and happy about it?! The well represents ILX, but is this appropriate?

― roxymuzak, Friday, 16 January 2009 22:47 (sixteen years ago) link

Ned was in a Murakami book?

― How can there be male ladybugs? (Laurel), Friday, 16 January 2009 22:49 (sixteen years ago) link

I've heard stranger.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 16 January 2009 22:49 (sixteen years ago) link

one month passes...

1. Is there a way I can download or hear these jingles?

2. covet covet covet

― i'm shy (Abbott), Monday, 16 February 2009 19:16 (fifteen years ago) link

NB I like waltzes.

― i'm shy (Abbott), Monday, 16 February 2009 19:16 (fifteen years ago) link

I only have my own now, I think ;_; Oh I might have Ro's entry theme somewhere too.

― one art, please (Trayce), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 09:10 (fifteen years ago) link

i could probably up them tomorrow

― a transitional transitionalistic woman dat is transitionally great (tehresa), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 09:13 (fifteen years ago) link

uploading now

― electrodribble sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 09:14 (fifteen years ago) link

http://rapidshare.com/files/199119922/ilx_jingles.zip.html

― electrodribble sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 09:42 (fifteen years ago) link

seven months pass...

i was always really pleased i got one

― EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I’M A FAN OF REAL POP CULTURE! (forksclovetofu), Monday, 21 September 2009 04:43 (fifteen years ago) link

i need these again.

― heave haw (roxymuzak), Monday, 21 September 2009 05:20 (fifteen years ago) link

Have them all, still. But never got one myself ;_;

― young depardieu looming out of void in hour of profound triumph (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 21 September 2009 09:35 (fifteen years ago) link

seven months pass...

strongo and adam in real life always seem to come up on my itunes

― homosexual II, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:56 (fourteen years ago) link

Mine's awesome. I think I need a new one though, I've undergone many changes since 2005

― admrl, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 18:27 (fourteen years ago) link

I think I've lost mine too =(

― admrl, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 18:28 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh, I want a jingle. Can it have klezmer influences? Either a major scale with the second note flat or a minor scale with the fourth note sharp?

― Mordy, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 18:29 (fourteen years ago) link

this needs a big revival

― i never promised you a whinegarten (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 18:32 (fourteen years ago) link

what it needs is some new songs.

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 18:59 (fourteen years ago) link

*cough*

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 18:59 (fourteen years ago) link

eleven months pass...

anybody got these in a handy zip file?

― forks (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 16:46 (thirteen years ago) link

four months pass...

There ought to be a Jinglesource revival. Jaymc came up on my itunes shuffle this morning and was epic.

― ¯\(°_o)/¯ (Nicole), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 13:01 (thirteen years ago) link

Totally. Have them all still, they make me irrationally happy whenever they come up.

― Vision Kreayshawn Newsun (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 13:03 (thirteen years ago) link

I would like to make jingles for people

― Splendid Curving Oasis of Ivory (Latham Green), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 13:04 (thirteen years ago) link

LBI, can you repost? I lost all mine.

― Reddit Me Bro (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 13:32 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, no prob. Will be tonight or tomorrow morning.

― Vision Kreayshawn Newsun (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 13:48 (thirteen years ago) link

awesomes

― Reddit Me Bro (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 14:27 (thirteen years ago) link

eight months pass...

ahem?
never did get mine.

― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 18:28 (twelve years ago) link

LOL I can still sing mine without even thinking too hard and I havent heard it in years. POWER OF THE JINGLE

― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Thursday, 10 May 2012 06:23 (twelve years ago) link

two months pass...

89.

MINE?!?!? MINE!?!?! MINE!?!?!

― Michael Daddino, Monday, 6 August 2012 03:00 (twelve years ago) link

Pleeeeeeeease can someone rehost these?

― I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 August 2012 03:51 (twelve years ago) link

three weeks pass...

does anyone still have these

― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 05:49 (twelve years ago) link

I do. I'll need to upload the zip somewhere and wont be able to leabe it there for bw reasons, but I'll ul it later unless'n someone else already has it up?

― frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 06:32 (twelve years ago) link

PS why does Daddino keep numbering all his posts lately?

― frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 06:32 (twelve years ago) link

haha hadnt noticed

― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 13:37 (twelve years ago) link

I was wondering that too!

― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 13:41 (twelve years ago) link

Whenhe's at zero: killing rampage

― This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 14:19 (twelve years ago) link

I still have them

― tropical storm mysac (crüt), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 14:20 (twelve years ago) link

I figured Daddino is back on ILX for 100 posts & then is vanishing again.

― tropical storm mysac (crüt), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 14:21 (twelve years ago) link

ysi crut?

― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 16:40 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, please SOMEBODY

― This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 17:12 (twelve years ago) link

Crap I forgot to upload and I wont have a chance now for a while as I wont be home - but if C already has em up somewhere theres no point I guess.

― frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 22:11 (twelve years ago) link

two years pass...

AHEM CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE POST THE ZIP OF THESE

― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 September 2014 15:36 (ten years ago) link

i also need them again

― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, 22 September 2014 19:48 (ten years ago) link

adam in real life esp

― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, 22 September 2014 19:48 (ten years ago) link

i think i have them on an old computer. i'll see if i can retrieve them when i get home. it might not turn on though.

― example (crüt), Monday, 22 September 2014 19:56 (ten years ago) link

i was thinking about strongo's recently and actually loled remembering "he's SO TALL" and "even tho he looks like a simpson"

― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, 22 September 2014 19:57 (ten years ago) link

please dropbox these someone, this has been bothering me for years now.

― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 September 2014 20:34 (ten years ago) link

hey I rly want a jingle u guys!!!

― EMA Sumac (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 22 September 2014 23:34 (ten years ago) link

where's strongo?

― licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 09:00 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, no prob. Will be tonight or tomorrow morning.

― Vision Kreayshawn Newsun (Le Bateau Ivre), dinsdag 30 augustus 2011 15:48 (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

... time flies iirc. Oops.

Can have them up tonight. For reals this time.

― definite classic, predicting a solid 8/10 from the p-fork boys (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 12:20 (ten years ago) link

Please!

― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 14:08 (ten years ago) link

On it. #TCB

― definite classic, predicting a solid 8/10 from the p-fork boys (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 17:50 (ten years ago) link

Without further ado: download away!

― definite classic, predicting a solid 8/10 from the p-fork boys (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 18:07 (ten years ago) link

Kate's and Hurting's still my faves. Hurting's has become somewhat of a mantra, it is forever nestled in my head.

― definite classic, predicting a solid 8/10 from the p-fork boys (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 18:07 (ten years ago) link

yay, thanks! excited to hear these again!

― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 18:32 (ten years ago) link

np! <3

― definite classic, predicting a solid 8/10 from the p-fork boys (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 18:34 (ten years ago) link

OMG this is amazing. How did I not know about this until now!

I would write you a jingle, Stevie.

― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 19:05 (ten years ago) link

\(^o^)/

― EMA Sumac (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 24 September 2014 17:44 (ten years ago) link

dammit i missed the download. could someone zip and email to me?

― jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Friday, 3 October 2014 14:01 (ten years ago) link

I'd email it to you (19mb) if you can give me your email address (on here, my ilx mail is dead)

― definite classic, predicting a solid 8/10 from the p-fork boys (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 6 October 2014 19:24 (ten years ago) link

if that don't work out let me know.

― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 October 2014 19:25 (ten years ago) link

I missed it too :( does anyone who has it and also knows my legal name send it to me at (my last name)(at)gmail.com?

― rad het chilly poppers (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 7 October 2014 12:58 (ten years ago) link

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