this is the thread where we make random but semi-educated guesses about what ilx0rs do for a living

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― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 8 September 2005 12:54 (twenty years ago)

tuomas = committee member of a university debate group

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 8 September 2005 12:56 (twenty years ago)

maria tessa sciarrino = photographer

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:01 (twenty years ago)

ken c = butter maker

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:14 (twenty years ago)

momus = retired pirate of the caribbeans

― Baaderonixx and the choco-pop babies (baaderonixx), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:15 (twenty years ago)

ken c = International Playboy

― mcd (mcd), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:16 (twenty years ago)

teeny - lawyer or something?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:16 (twenty years ago)

Gygax = professional footballer representing Switzerland at international level

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:19 (twenty years ago)

Gygax - regional VP for marketing for Levis jeans

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:20 (twenty years ago)

john darn1elle - something to do with music

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:20 (twenty years ago)

nickalicious - sandwich artist

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:20 (twenty years ago)

The Lex = Tennis pro

― mcd (mcd), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:21 (twenty years ago)

Le Coq - murderer

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:21 (twenty years ago)

amazing randy = semi-professional wrestler

― Baaderonixx and the choco-pop babies (baaderonixx), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:21 (twenty years ago)

GARU G - Syndicated advice columnist

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:21 (twenty years ago)

stevem = Jason Donovan lookielikey.

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:21 (twenty years ago)

garu G: old folks' care assistant

xpost, damn!

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:22 (twenty years ago)

Alex In NYC = zookeeper

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:22 (twenty years ago)

Sean Carruthers = trees beatnik

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:23 (twenty years ago)

nickalicious - Gypsy fortuneteller

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:24 (twenty years ago)

nabisco - interlocutor

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:24 (twenty years ago)

Tracer Hand = travelling mime artist

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:24 (twenty years ago)

Bryan - Lumberjack and art critic

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:24 (twenty years ago)

jaymc - fluffer

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:24 (twenty years ago)

Dan Perry - member of Insane Clown Posse

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:25 (twenty years ago)

roxymuzak = chicken lover

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:26 (twenty years ago)

Stevem = stuntman

― Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:27 (twenty years ago)

wait is that some kind of porn career or something?

xpost

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:28 (twenty years ago)

Mike Hanle y = Jinglesmith

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:28 (twenty years ago)

dog latin = drugs pusher

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:29 (twenty years ago)

Rumpie = Prison Chef

― smee (smee), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:33 (twenty years ago)

ken c = skin creme manuf.

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:34 (twenty years ago)

Roger Fidelity = head of FEMA

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:35 (twenty years ago)

Dog Latin - Bez

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:36 (twenty years ago)

actually I take that back about Roger F, that was stupid

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:37 (twenty years ago)

Bryan = canal swing bridge operator

― Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:42 (twenty years ago)

The Obligatory Sourpuss = u-turning politician

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:46 (twenty years ago)

TOMBOT - MECH PILOT

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:46 (twenty years ago)

Rumpie = chief taster for Walker's crisps ? Crisp flavours - which ones taste most like the food they're supposed to?

― beanz (beanz), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:47 (twenty years ago)

Beanz - she's a prison chef I tells ya!

― smee (smee), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:48 (twenty years ago)

I wish the truth was as interesting as those guesses on me.

Hari = Street magician

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:48 (twenty years ago)

haha chicken lover

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:49 (twenty years ago)

Andrew Farrell - swarth consultant

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:51 (twenty years ago)

I was a sandwich artist in a past life.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:53 (twenty years ago)

Andrew - shirt salesman

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:55 (twenty years ago)

Kingfish - Machinist's Mate 2nd Class, USS Enterprise

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:56 (twenty years ago)

Don Weiner - Firefighter, USDA Forest Service

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:59 (twenty years ago)

c. waddell - Blockbuster Video

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 8 September 2005 13:59 (twenty years ago)

hahaha

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 8 September 2005 14:00 (twenty years ago)

Dr. Morbius - Child psychologist

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 8 September 2005 14:00 (twenty years ago)

charltonlido = radical urban theorist

― Baaderonixx and the choco-pop babies (baaderonixx), Thursday, 8 September 2005 14:01 (twenty years ago)

Gabbneb - Contract Killer, Deloitte Touche Tohmatsu

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 8 September 2005 14:02 (twenty years ago)

hstencil: MSNBC correspondent

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 8 September 2005 14:02 (twenty years ago)

j0n williams - something to do with computers
dan perry - something to do with owning lots of santa hats

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 8 September 2005 14:05 (twenty years ago)

james blount, machinist

― N_)RQ, Thursday, 8 September 2005 14:06 (twenty years ago)

chaki = super freak

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 8 September 2005 14:07 (twenty years ago)

Dom Passantino = dolphin assassin.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 8 September 2005 14:10 (twenty years ago)

spencer chow, publicist

― N_RQ, Thursday, 8 September 2005 14:12 (twenty years ago)

Logged-Out=peep show manager

― nathalie's pocket revolution (stevie nixed), Thursday, 8 September 2005 14:14 (twenty years ago)

Ned Raggett: chicken inspector

― Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 8 September 2005 14:16 (twenty years ago)

alba the dentist

― Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 8 September 2005 14:20 (twenty years ago)

dave boyle, inner london councillor

― N_RQ, Thursday, 8 September 2005 14:23 (twenty years ago)

Ian J0hs0n - summer camp counselor

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 8 September 2005 14:24 (twenty years ago)

Gear: upholstery cleaner

― g-kit (g-kit), Thursday, 8 September 2005 14:25 (twenty years ago)

B4r1m4 - hand model

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 8 September 2005 14:27 (twenty years ago)

Elvis Telecom - NSA field operative

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 8 September 2005 14:28 (twenty years ago)

Marissa Marchant works for google.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 8 September 2005 14:28 (twenty years ago)

suzy: call centre work, seasonal fruit-picking

― N_RQ, Thursday, 8 September 2005 14:30 (twenty years ago)

THE AMAZING RANDY - surgeon

― Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Thursday, 8 September 2005 14:30 (twenty years ago)

Ken C - prop comic

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 8 September 2005 14:31 (twenty years ago)

Teh HoBB - Spawny bastard

― g-kit (g-kit), Thursday, 8 September 2005 14:31 (twenty years ago)

Jeanne Fury - member of L7

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 8 September 2005 14:32 (twenty years ago)

Teh HoBB - Spawny bastard

{snigger}

― Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Thursday, 8 September 2005 14:33 (twenty years ago)

NRQ, Spectator columnist

― middleclassarse, Thursday, 8 September 2005 14:36 (twenty years ago)

I like the fact I am a Bez and a drug pusher.

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 8 September 2005 14:36 (twenty years ago)

which is the same thing i suppose

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 8 September 2005 14:37 (twenty years ago)

stevem - gondolier

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 8 September 2005 14:41 (twenty years ago)

TOMBOT -- owner of a robot-friendly tapas bar
Allzay -- professional smackdown artist
nickalicious -- hippie chef
Alex in NYC -- punk club owner
Luna -- animal rescuerer and dominatrix to the stars

― Je4nne ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Thursday, 8 September 2005 14:46 (twenty years ago)

Ned -- hairstylist
Dan Perry -- ringleader

― Je4nne ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Thursday, 8 September 2005 14:47 (twenty years ago)

tombot - luggage inspector

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 8 September 2005 14:48 (twenty years ago)

I have genuinely always imagined Nickalicious as a hippie chef, or at least a guy who does vegetarian craft service for like Jack Johnson or something. Thus I was shocked -- shocked! -- when he didn't like the one young guy on Hell's Kitchen.

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 8 September 2005 15:01 (twenty years ago)

nabisco I saw a guy that looked just like you on MSNBC last night being interviewed, a policy analyst or something!!! He was on the show that precedes The Situation With HStencil. nabisco--policy analyst.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 8 September 2005 15:04 (twenty years ago)

hey, don't knock that second class ranking! i get access to a WHOLE lot more holodeck scenarios. now i can have "Tea with the Queen (Pt. 2)" or "10AM College Radio Show"...

― kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 8 September 2005 15:08 (twenty years ago)

B4r1m4 - hand model
-- nickalicious (nickaliciou...), September 8th, 2005.

I did it with a roffle ball bat!

― BARMS, Thursday, 8 September 2005 15:10 (twenty years ago)

Nick Southall- kindly old sweet shop owner

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 8 September 2005 15:11 (twenty years ago)

Leon Bluth - toy dealer
Jeff W - shadow head of MI5
Dom Passantino - Patrick Bateman
Pete B - Oompa Loompa stand-in
William Bloody Swygart - Topo Gigio

― BARMS, Thursday, 8 September 2005 15:13 (twenty years ago)

Ally, you just made me waste way too much time googling to figure out what precedes Tucker Carlson (Scarborough County?), who was on it last night (Ernie Allen, J. Ben Renfroe, David Vitter, Tony Perkins, and Marc Seigel?), and what they all look like (a bunch of blonde guys?).

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 8 September 2005 15:14 (twenty years ago)

spencer, idea man

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Thursday, 8 September 2005 15:20 (twenty years ago)

Dom Passantino - Patrick Bateman

Hah, that was my first year of university nickname...

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 8 September 2005 15:21 (twenty years ago)

OK maybe it wasn't the show that precedes Situation. I mean do you really expect me to know what show is on when, who is interviewing who, and who is even being interviewed when Anderson Cooper needs to be freed? WTF. I mean it might've been on any channel. Perhaps HSN. But he was a policy analyst, and he was your evil news network twin.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 8 September 2005 15:26 (twenty years ago)

Hah, that was my first year of university nickname...

So, not just me, then!

― BARMS, Thursday, 8 September 2005 15:33 (twenty years ago)

Dom Passantino - importer/exporter
Spencer Chow - matchmaker
Jody Beth Rosen - consultant (what do you mean, what kind of consultant?)
Mr. Noodles - Mr. Blonde
Barima - barrister
LeCoq - barista
Anna - oceanographer
Ailsa - court reporter
roxymuzak - health benefits administrator

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 8 September 2005 15:36 (twenty years ago)

well, I am in healthcare.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 8 September 2005 15:38 (twenty years ago)

archel - medical editor
terry lennox - data analyst

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 8 September 2005 15:40 (twenty years ago)

kate masonic - something in an office about computers that I don't understand

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 8 September 2005 15:42 (twenty years ago)

http://www.thoseshirts.com/images/square-large-coulter.jpg

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 8 September 2005 15:47 (twenty years ago)

markelby - back-up singer for Art Garfunkel

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 8 September 2005 15:48 (twenty years ago)

You are right Roxy. Kate has told me her job title and I still think "something in aoffice with computers that I don't understand."

Anna - oceanographer
This is the cooolest thing ever.

― Anna (Anna), Thursday, 8 September 2005 15:48 (twenty years ago)

The closest thing to my job description:

terry lennox - data analyst

― Luminiferous Aether (kate), Thursday, 8 September 2005 15:49 (twenty years ago)

markelby, silly sailor

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 8 September 2005 15:53 (twenty years ago)

NRQ - fluffer

― suzy (suzy), Thursday, 8 September 2005 15:56 (twenty years ago)

Suzy - gossip columnist

Ed - professional cyclist

Alex in NYC - Billy Joel stand-in

Phil-two - travel photographer and pRon film extra

― Bob Six (bobbysix), Thursday, 8 September 2005 16:02 (twenty years ago)

Martin Skidmore - private dick

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 8 September 2005 16:06 (twenty years ago)

Frank Kogan - first bassoon, Cheyenne Symphony

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 8 September 2005 16:07 (twenty years ago)

Anthony Miccio - VH1 veejay

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 8 September 2005 16:10 (twenty years ago)

Nabisco - do you mean Michael, the tattoo-y guy? I loved him!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 8 September 2005 16:10 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

amateurist - something to do with films

― wordy rappinghood (roxymuzak), Thursday, 16 November 2006 07:32 (nineteen years ago)

ilxors have jobs?

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 16 November 2006 07:38 (nineteen years ago)

M. White - also something to do with films, but mostly professional bon vivant.

― Django Blowhardt (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 16 November 2006 14:32 (nineteen years ago)

jaymc - viral marketing for Microsoft Excel

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Thursday, 16 November 2006 15:10 (nineteen years ago)

Esteban Buttez - professional wrestler

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Thursday, 16 November 2006 15:10 (nineteen years ago)

jon williams -- something to do with computers

― benrique (Enrique), Thursday, 16 November 2006 15:14 (nineteen years ago)

j0n williams - something to do with computers
dan perry - something to do with owning lots of santa hats
-- roxymuzak (emilysu...), September 8th, 2005.

ctrl-f'd

― benrique (Enrique), Thursday, 16 November 2006 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

Martin Skidmore - private dick

Public dick, if the underwear thread was anything to go by.

― ONIMO feels teh NOIZE (GerryNemo), Thursday, 16 November 2006 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

michael jones -- something to do with film or tv.

― benrique (Enrique), Thursday, 16 November 2006 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

Imagine our surprise when we learn that JW is actually like a night club owner or a skydiving instructor or something.

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Thursday, 16 November 2006 15:19 (nineteen years ago)

nickalicious = bottle rocket scientist.

― teh_kit (g-kit), Thursday, 16 November 2006 15:36 (nineteen years ago)

amateurist = professional amateur

― am0n (am0n), Thursday, 16 November 2006 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

Louis Jagger - MP (in the future)

Incidentally, I did some hand modelling for a bud's artwork 6 years back, so nickalish was technically otm.

― Badrock Example (Barima), Thursday, 16 November 2006 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

Elvis Telecom - NSA field operative

I drank coffee from a NSA coffee mug this morning, so at the very least I could be a sleeper agent.

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Thursday, 16 November 2006 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

not if you keep drinking coffee!

― lk (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 16 November 2006 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

I'm not a dentist!

― Alba (Alba), Thursday, 16 November 2006 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

trayce is a violin instructor

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Thursday, 16 November 2006 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

hstencil harvests beards

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Thursday, 16 November 2006 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

I'm actually technically an administrator at a large private university.

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Thursday, 16 November 2006 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

the university of sky-diving!

― Sam rides the beat like a bicycle (Molly Jones), Thursday, 16 November 2006 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

dan perry - boston tour guide

Trayce - hacker (does it count if i remember her grumbling something about computers & work on a thread a few years ago?)

― lyra (lyra), Thursday, 16 November 2006 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

For the record, I never got paid for the santa hat thing unless you call "crappy free sandwich" a form of payment.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 16 November 2006 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

what does that mean!

― wordy rappinghood (roxymuzak), Thursday, 16 November 2006 21:40 (nineteen years ago)

hahahaha

― I'll Never Tell! (Dan Perry), Thursday, 16 November 2006 21:40 (nineteen years ago)

Dan Perry - contestant on that INXS rock singer show, season 2
roxymuzak - helicopter pilot traffic reporter

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Thursday, 16 November 2006 21:42 (nineteen years ago)

trayce is a violin instructor

:D That sounds like way more fun that what I actually do!

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 16 November 2006 23:55 (nineteen years ago)

(my work incidentally involves satellites, for an clue)

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 16 November 2006 23:55 (nineteen years ago)

trayce is a satellite instructor

― electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Thursday, 16 November 2006 23:57 (nineteen years ago)

Esteban Buttez - professional wrestler

MR. ASS?!?

― wordy rappaport (EstieButtez1), Thursday, 16 November 2006 23:57 (nineteen years ago)

trayce is a futurama porn comic illustrator

― wordy rappaport (EstieButtez1), Thursday, 16 November 2006 23:58 (nineteen years ago)

Haw.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 16 November 2006 23:59 (nineteen years ago)

- roxymuzak is a techie at a bass repair shop
- dan perry is an event planner for political parties (and his business name has an appropriately nifty pun on the "parties" bit)
- jon williams is a cultural relations attache for the united states embassy in japan
- trayce is a tattoo artist

― gear (gear), Friday, 17 November 2006 00:10 (nineteen years ago)

-esteban buttez is an australian spy sent to infiltrate the US.

― researching ur life (grady), Friday, 17 November 2006 00:23 (nineteen years ago)

nabisco - that highschool teacher who like, changes yr life

― Kim (Kim), Friday, 17 November 2006 00:25 (nineteen years ago)

OTM

― researching ur life (grady), Friday, 17 November 2006 00:27 (nineteen years ago)

http://img.timeinc.net/time/magazine/archive/covers/1988/1101880201_400.jpg

― gear (gear), Friday, 17 November 2006 00:29 (nineteen years ago)

me, an MP? actually, I'd love to be prime minister (or whatever), but I don't have the hard-as-nails, calculating streak to ascend the political ladder. I also don't really have any staunch political beliefs, except unfashionable (and reasonably vague) liberal ones (conservative libertarianism is regrettably the 'in thing' atm). What I do believe is that politics should be more about intellectual debate and the collation of all available ideas rather than party-versus-party wrangling and petty sloganeering.

anyway, as for this thread... Charlie Howard - dingo exterminator

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Friday, 17 November 2006 01:05 (nineteen years ago)

Sorry Louis, you lost me at "actually,"

― Django Blowhardt (Rock Hardy), Friday, 17 November 2006 01:38 (nineteen years ago)

gear- softcore photographer

― researching ur life (grady), Friday, 17 November 2006 03:15 (nineteen years ago)

JBR - traveling miracle elixir saleswoman

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Friday, 17 November 2006 03:18 (nineteen years ago)

Ned Raggett - submarine captain (retired)

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Friday, 17 November 2006 03:19 (nineteen years ago)

Louis Jagger- rich white kid.

― dommy p is alright WHICH IS A LOT MORE THAN I CAN SAY ABOUT A LOT OF PEOPLE (Dom, Friday, 17 November 2006 03:20 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah but you're not supposed to guess if you know what they do, Dom.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 17 November 2006 03:42 (nineteen years ago)

Sebastien Shikira: biofutures trading envirotechologiatician

― Chesty Joe Morgan (Chesty Joe Morgan), Friday, 17 November 2006 05:12 (nineteen years ago)

alex in nyc: "tough love" personal motivator

― Chesty Joe Morgan (Chesty Joe Morgan), Friday, 17 November 2006 05:13 (nineteen years ago)

JBR - traveling miracle elixir saleswoman

miracle ilxor?

― lsd sky chefs (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 17 November 2006 05:19 (nineteen years ago)

Nude Spock - Video Store Clerk.

― researching ur life (grady), Friday, 17 November 2006 05:21 (nineteen years ago)

i would have said librarian

― electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Friday, 17 November 2006 05:22 (nineteen years ago)

same thing.

*ducks*

― researching ur life (grady), Friday, 17 November 2006 05:23 (nineteen years ago)

grady, grady, grady...

― Totally Different Guy Now (Dick Butkus), Friday, 17 November 2006 10:24 (nineteen years ago)

DJ Martian = pub landlord

― 2 american 4 u (blueski), Friday, 17 November 2006 10:43 (nineteen years ago)

Dom Passantino: neck model

― 2 american 4 u (blueski), Friday, 17 November 2006 10:43 (nineteen years ago)

Darramouss: Duke of Edinburgh?

― teh_kit (g-kit), Friday, 17 November 2006 10:47 (nineteen years ago)

These really aren't so much "semi-educated guesses" as simply another way to insult people.

― Bobby Ganush (Uri Frendimein), Friday, 17 November 2006 11:01 (nineteen years ago)

^^ bitter drycleaner with a comb tucked into his sock

― estela (estela), Friday, 17 November 2006 11:06 (nineteen years ago)

rumbled!

― 2 american 4 u (blueski), Friday, 17 November 2006 11:06 (nineteen years ago)

xpost I can't be both a video store clerk and a dry cleaner.

... or can I?

― Bobby Ganush (Uri Frendimein), Friday, 17 November 2006 11:08 (nineteen years ago)

bobby ganush=... and a game keeper

― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 17 November 2006 11:09 (nineteen years ago)

I'm sorry but I do not know what that means. I do not own many games. I have never posted on ILG.

― Bobby Ganush (Uri Frendimein), Friday, 17 November 2006 11:13 (nineteen years ago)

Not in the "Lady Chatterly" sense then?

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 17 November 2006 11:15 (nineteen years ago)

Game Keeper"

― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 17 November 2006 11:15 (nineteen years ago)

btw, you're fired!

― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 17 November 2006 11:16 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, so it has nothing to do with that song "Keeper of the Games" by Sagittarius?

― Bobby Ganush (Uri Frendimein), Friday, 17 November 2006 11:23 (nineteen years ago)

Ken C: pro 10-pin bowler.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Friday, 17 November 2006 11:26 (nineteen years ago)

If you want to know my official title, just highlight this white text: Design Director... Well, it should've been white, but we'll see how the fascinating ILX code deals with it.

― Bobby Ganush (Uri Frendimein), Friday, 17 November 2006 11:28 (nineteen years ago)

Just strips it out. Good job, ILX code!

― Bobby Ganush (Uri Frendimein), Friday, 17 November 2006 11:29 (nineteen years ago)

BNRQ - I-D Magazine pundit
Rodney - Ghost Dog

― Badrock Example (Barima), Friday, 17 November 2006 12:12 (nineteen years ago)

haha i was once a pundit, for teh face, about teh drukqs.

― benrique (Enrique), Friday, 17 November 2006 12:14 (nineteen years ago)

Gear - Motorcycle racer/Story editor for "According to Jim"
Roxymuzak - Conductor of trains, electricty and writer of a best-selling series of horror novels for pets. Champion balloonist.
Ned Raggett - Almanac/Phone book consultant, winner of 3 cable ace awards

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 17 November 2006 12:23 (nineteen years ago)

dom passantino - runs a miniature MacDonalds, perched atop his shoulder

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Friday, 17 November 2006 12:40 (nineteen years ago)

Louis Jagger -- zingmeister

― benrique (Enrique), Friday, 17 November 2006 12:41 (nineteen years ago)

enrique - trapeze artiste

roll up, roll up!

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Friday, 17 November 2006 12:44 (nineteen years ago)

waht

― benrique (Enrique), Friday, 17 November 2006 12:46 (nineteen years ago)

zingmeister = sounds a little like ringmaster

...

Louis Jagger - cracker joke writer :-(

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Friday, 17 November 2006 12:47 (nineteen years ago)

dom passantino - runs a miniature MacDonalds, perched atop his shoulder

Photoshop pls

― Mickey Neuman Snr (Ferg), Friday, 17 November 2006 12:50 (nineteen years ago)

Louis Jagger - Subway Sandwich Artiste

― wordy rappaport (EstieButtez1), Friday, 17 November 2006 12:52 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.eyecandyforthebrokenhearted.com/dom.jpg

― It's a hard world for little things... (papa november), Friday, 17 November 2006 13:17 (nineteen years ago)

He looks like he's on the rob, too!

― teh_kit (g-kit), Friday, 17 November 2006 13:23 (nineteen years ago)

Or being pursued by a bear with a Burger King on its shoulder.

― chap who would dare to welcome our new stingray masters (chap), Friday, 17 November 2006 13:28 (nineteen years ago)

haha i was once a pundit, for teh face, about teh drukqs.
-- benrique (miltonpinsk...), November 17th, 2006.

My first thought on seeing your old "25-year old slacker cokehead" handle was "Muy confessional."

x-post: "You picked the wrong Wimpy's to FUCK WITH!"

― Badrock Example (Barima), Friday, 17 November 2006 13:31 (nineteen years ago)

teh_kit: Works with miniature orcs and space armies and shit?

Ste: working on book detailing all areas in computer games no one else ever sees/bothers going to to be called "Unloved easter eggs". Day job as oyster-shucker in San Fierro.

Melton: game designer?

Why are all the people I guess at from ILG?

― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Friday, 17 November 2006 13:45 (nineteen years ago)

Kv_nol: captain of over-achieving northern football team.

― dommy p is alright WHICH IS A LOT MORE THAN I CAN SAY ABOUT A LOT OF PEOPLE (Dom, Friday, 17 November 2006 13:56 (nineteen years ago)

Is Dom's left leg broken or something?

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Friday, 17 November 2006 14:17 (nineteen years ago)

I have no idea. In the real world, my left leg is as fat as the rest of my body, no idea why it appears Kare Carpenter on that photo.

― dommy p is alright WHICH IS A LOT MORE THAN I CAN SAY ABOUT A LOT OF PEOPLE (Dom, Friday, 17 November 2006 14:18 (nineteen years ago)

Momus - member of the DHARMA Initiative
teh_kit - werepolarbear

xpost it's mostly the angle, it's almost like you're dragging it behind you

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Friday, 17 November 2006 14:22 (nineteen years ago)

no, wait...

teh_kit: Pokeman (let me show you him)

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Friday, 17 November 2006 14:22 (nineteen years ago)

These really aren't so much "semi-educated guesses" as simply another way to insult people.

Mine have only been meant affectionately.

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Friday, 17 November 2006 14:23 (nineteen years ago)

Orcs and shit OTM.

― teh_kit (g-kit), Friday, 17 November 2006 14:25 (nineteen years ago)

That's not to say that I'm not a Pokemans/WerePolarBear, too.

― teh_kit (g-kit), Friday, 17 November 2006 14:25 (nineteen years ago)

That Dom picture reminds me of this, for some reason:

http://www.moderntoss.com/shop/images/uploads/alanbadge.jpg

― Mickey Neuman Snr (Ferg), Friday, 17 November 2006 14:29 (nineteen years ago)

He looks like he's on the rob, too!
-- teh_kit (kittenslikemil...), November 17th, 2006 1:23 PM. (g-kit) (link)
Or being pursued by a bear with a Burger King on its shoulder.

-- chap who would dare to welcome our new stingray masters (joe.goode...), November 17th, 2006 1:28 PM. (chap) (link)

all your wishes answered
http://lolrider.com/images/domrobbear2.jpg

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 17 November 2006 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

Needs "ska punk" reference.

― wordy rappaport (EstieButtez1), Friday, 17 November 2006 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

kv otm with mine, looking for oysters has now become a part time job at least.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 17 November 2006 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

That picture needs Badly Drawn Kit smashing up a building in the background.

― teh_kit (g-kit), Friday, 17 November 2006 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

I am still dying at "neck model"!

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 17 November 2006 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

"Neck model" is wreckin me, too!

For what it's worth, while I do live next door to the Rambler, I have never conducted trains and I have been living a life of leisure since June. All I do for money is play music! GAY

― wordy rappinghood (roxymuzak), Friday, 17 November 2006 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

other words for that: AWESOME LUCKY SWEET WANT

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Friday, 17 November 2006 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

get one band and sell out immediately! and learn to play stupid indie songs acoustically

― wordy rappinghood (roxymuzak), Friday, 17 November 2006 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

Tombot: CIA agent
Allyzay: double agent

― Maria :D (Maria D.), Friday, 17 November 2006 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

Eric H: ageist mirror-ball repairman

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 17 November 2006 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

Mr. Noodles - Mr. Blonde

For the record I hate Stealers Wheel.

― Rufus 3000 (Mr Noodles), Friday, 17 November 2006 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

kingfish - Larry the Cable Guy

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 17 November 2006 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

louis, i've actually travelled more extensively in the uk than in australia! never really seen a dingo - think i would have to go to the desert/northern territory to find them. by the way, the ashes starts on thursday. i know what i'll be doing all weekend.

― Charlie Howard (the sphinx), Sunday, 19 November 2006 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

cursing ian bell, hopefully

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Sunday, 19 November 2006 15:32 (nineteen years ago)

two months pass...

only found myself cursing kp and hoggard for very brief intervals, but felt predominantly comfortable throughout the series.

― Charlie Howard (the sphinx), Monday, 29 January 2007 13:02 (eighteen years ago)

i was beyond cursing for most of the series

― to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Monday, 29 January 2007 14:49 (eighteen years ago)

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