I HAVE HAD ALL THE MOUNTAIN DEWS

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I have experienced SIX different varieties of Mountain Dew, as of five minutes ago. I will now share with you my knowledge. Comments within parentheses are formatted as follows: ([color of liquid], [principle flavor], [comments])

MD (yellow, "...," the original)

MD Code Red (red, "..."

MD LiveWire (orange, "orange")

MD Pitch Black (black, "grape")

MD Baja Blast (turquoise, "lime" + "...," exclusively available at Taco Bell)

MD Pitch Black II (black, "grape," sour version of Pitch Black)

Code Red and Baja Blast are fairly refreshing. The rest of the list I'm not likely to ever seek out again. Mountain Dew has a weird enough cult following that they can perform these kind of social experiments and get away with it; I can't help thinking though that most folks aren't getting "bored" of the original flavor, however, so each time they come out with something new, they're just space-shifting sales from one section of the gas station cooler to another, and most of those sales are returned to classic Yellow by the end of the month.

All of them are sweeter than Lucozade itself. Mountain Dew is a bit like american-bottled Coca Cola - you could swear you can actually FEEL the corn syrup. The Pitch Black and LiveWire flavors are the worst offenders, for both excessive sweetness and poor balancing of acidity.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 9 September 2005 18:21 (twenty years ago)

The thread title makes it read like you've claimed their virginities.

― Ian Riese-Moraine: Let this bastard out, and you'll get whiplash! (Eastern Mantr, Friday, 9 September 2005 18:27 (twenty years ago)

You do realize you killed that thread, right?

― TOMBOT, Friday, 9 September 2005 18:36 (twenty years ago)

Where did you come upon the six varieties of Mountain Dew?

― Confounded (Confounded), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:38 (twenty years ago)

this is my favorite type of ILE thread

― petesmith (plsmith), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:39 (twenty years ago)

What is the goddamn matter with you!

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:39 (twenty years ago)

I thought this was going to be about how you were totally wired and climbing the walls because you had HAD ALL THE MOUNTAIN DEWS in the house, ALL THE MOUNTAIN DEWS you could possibly have, but in your crazed state you desired even ONE MORE MOUNTAIN DEW!

― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:40 (twenty years ago)

You seemed to have skipped Diet Mountain Dew and Caffiene Free Diet Mountain Dew.

― svend (svend), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:42 (twenty years ago)

The World of Mountain Dew

― Confounded (Confounded), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:43 (twenty years ago)

THe thing is I can never tell, by what he's saying, if he means he just had SIX MOUNTAIN DEWS, 5 minutes ago, or as of 5 minutes ago, he finally achieved the accomplishment of tasting the 6th.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:45 (twenty years ago)

go brush your teeth. yech.

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:45 (twenty years ago)

one of my bosses at work drinks diet code red

― petesmith (plsmith), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:46 (twenty years ago)

Tom I salute your achievement, FUCK THE HATERS.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:47 (twenty years ago)

YOU ALL NEED TO QUIT DRINKING HATORADE AND START DRINKING ALL THE MOUNTAIN DEWS, THEN YOU'LL HAVE SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:47 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, where's the diet? That's what I get at 7-11 at 2am when I've been really drunk - seems like a good idea.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:48 (twenty years ago)

Maybe it's time to move on to Green River?

― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:49 (twenty years ago)

TS: GATORADE VS. VITAMIN WATER

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:49 (twenty years ago)

I HAVE HAD ALL THE VITAMIN WADDERS

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:50 (twenty years ago)

Tom drinks all the gatorade too. Tom has never heard of water.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:51 (twenty years ago)

OMG I just bought a 2-liter of Pitch Black II. I am not encouraged by this negative report (although I did like the original Pitch Black).

So far Baja Blast pwns all. Code Red is for sucks.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:51 (twenty years ago)

THe thing is I can never tell, by what he's saying, if he means he just had SIX MOUNTAIN DEWS, 5 minutes ago, or as of 5 minutes ago, he finally achieved the accomplishment of tasting the 6th.

Doesn't matter. He's temporarily fucked when they release the seventh one.

― Ian Riese-Moraine: Let this bastard out, and you'll get whiplash! (Eastern Mantr, Friday, 9 September 2005 18:52 (twenty years ago)

i liked pitch black for a change of pace tho it was v. much like grape soda. code red was icky.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:53 (twenty years ago)

I think the word "icky" was pre-emptively coined for the flavor of Code Red, which could be charitably described as "the aftertaste in a downtrodden prostitute's mouth after eating an entire package of Luden's cough drops in a vain attempt to drown the taste of unwashed cock".

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:57 (twenty years ago)

you could swear you can actually FEEL the corn syrup.

Interestingly, I've been told that Mountain Dew was the last of the big brand sodas to make the switch from sugar to HFCS (aka diabetes in a bottle). I did love it back in the day, but, yeah, it's kinda nauseating nowadays.

― M. V. (M.V.), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:57 (twenty years ago)

That thing about the prostitute was so not necessary.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:00 (twenty years ago)

omg dan. you've finally gone too far.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:02 (twenty years ago)

As punishment, you will not be invited to the LesBarbie Wedding.

― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:04 (twenty years ago)

it figures that it'd take Mountain Dew's involvement for that to happen

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:04 (twenty years ago)

Dan, it was the frosting on the MD cake. really.

― kelsey (kelstarry), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:04 (twenty years ago)

Where did you come upon the six varieties of Mountain Dew?

I came upon the original elephant urine version in my childhood, as it was widely available, thought at the time I seem to recall preferring Mello Yello. That is no longer the case.

When I was 22 and in the military, I was ordered to travel from Monterey, CA, to San Angelo, TX, and I did this over a weekend, with the help of a cohort in a separate vehicle and many bottles of Mountain Dew: Code Red. Many times that summer and in the following months I would hear another of my colleagues, an enlistee from Guam, quote a line from "A Few Good Men" in my presence, trying to be funny.

When I was 25 and still in the military, living in a basement apartment in Maryland, I purchased two bottles of Moutain Dew LiveWire and started this thread.

Last weekend, we went to Taco Bell to get lunch in the middle of a road trip to North Carolina, and I acquired a mssive plastic cup of Mountain Dew Baja Blast. It hit the spot.

When I was 25 or 26 I discovered the original Mountain Dew Pitch Black in the cafeteria beverage coolers of the J. Edgar Hoover building. Now, almost a year later, I have found the sequel in almost exactly the same place, about 5 rows down and to the left just a bit.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 9 September 2005 19:05 (twenty years ago)

"we got mountain dew and clam juice."
"ewwww! i'll take the clam juice."

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:06 (twenty years ago)

You remember all THAT but not my birthday!

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:06 (twenty years ago)

about 5 rows down and to the left just a bit.

Saga of sagas! Glad I asked.

― Confounded (Confounded), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:07 (twenty years ago)

omg dan. you've finally gone too far

Nonsense! Carry on, sir.

― M. V. (M.V.), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:09 (twenty years ago)

"You Can't Handle the Dew?"

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:09 (twenty years ago)

Half the time I can't tell whether I am reading this thread or the Plan My Wedding thread.

― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:09 (twenty years ago)

(x-post, meant to be posted after Ally's post)

― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:10 (twenty years ago)

Mountain Dew was invented in Knoxville.

(This is mostly true.)

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:10 (twenty years ago)

oh there's no wedding.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:10 (twenty years ago)

i've tried diet and code red--both were disgusting. but the original is cherce.

perhaps we should toast with it at the WEDDING

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:13 (twenty years ago)

I really don't understand the massive amount of dislike for Code Red. I much prefer it to the original, though I think Dan might be right, Baja Blast is the kid at school that everybody likes.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 9 September 2005 19:14 (twenty years ago)

(There are so many points in that last post of mine where I wanted to stop but it felt like demons were egging me on.)

(And yes, if Code Red was the color of Baja Blast I would have much less of a problem with it.)

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:15 (twenty years ago)

omg dan. you've finally gone too far.

And people here complain about me. Sheesh. But he's actually not too far from truth. I had some last week because some eejit put it in the vending machine slot at work where Wild Cherry Pepsi was supposed to be, and it was, well, icky indeed.

― Ian Riese-Moraine: Let this bastard out, and you'll get whiplash! (Eastern Mantr, Friday, 9 September 2005 19:16 (twenty years ago)

Like Wild Cherry Pepsi is this huge improvement

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:17 (twenty years ago)

Drink That Funky Pepsi, White Boy.

― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:19 (twenty years ago)

God what is wrong with all of you people that you'd even consider putting these things into your bodies.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:20 (twenty years ago)

You're the one marrying Tom.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:21 (twenty years ago)

I'm not putting him in my body either!

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:21 (twenty years ago)

I guess your mom hasn't told you about what happens on the honeymoon yet.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:23 (twenty years ago)

I.e., YOU WILL BE FORCEFED ALL THE MOUNTAIN DEWS.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:23 (twenty years ago)

ALL YOUR DEWS ARE BELONG TO US

― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:24 (twenty years ago)

THERE WILL BE NO WEDDING

WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE IGNORING ME

I CANNOT MARRY A PERSON WHO HAS DRANK ALL THE MOUNTAIN DEWS

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:26 (twenty years ago)

I love this thread.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:27 (twenty years ago)

ALLY YOU NEED TO QUIT DRINKING HATORADE AND SUPPORT YOUR FIANCEE IN HIS GOALS. TAKE AN INTEREST IN HIS HOBBIES.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:29 (twenty years ago)

I have also drank all the Frescas and all of the Squirts. Grapefruit flavored sodas get a bad rap.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 9 September 2005 19:30 (twenty years ago)

HIS HOBBIES ARE STUPID

WHY DON'T YOU GO AND MARRY HIM IF YOU LOVE MOUNTAIN DEW SO MUCH

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:30 (twenty years ago)

I hated the kid in class everyone loved. I hate Baja Blast. High fructose window cleaner.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:31 (twenty years ago)

Thank you, Nick! I agree. I have also decided that I need to start playing World of WarCraft.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 9 September 2005 19:31 (twenty years ago)

I'M SURE TOM SUPPORTS YOUR GIRLY HOBBIES LIKE BUYING PRETTY DRESSES, DISCUSSING TAMPON ABSORPTION, AND LESBIAN BARBIES. RETURN THE FAVOR.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:32 (twenty years ago)

Are you going to be hitting the TAB next?

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:32 (twenty years ago)

I HAVE ONLY DISCUSSED TAMPON ABSORPTION WITH ANOTHER PERSON ONCE IN MY LIFE, STOP ACCUSING ME OF BULLSHIT THAT I AIN'T DONE. ALSO HE DOESN'T SUPPORT ME IN ANY WAY BESIDES GIVING ME ALL OF HIS MONEY.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:33 (twenty years ago)

Like Wild Cherry Pepsi is this huge improvement

I know, I know! But the other fucking Pepsi products available were much shittier, and at least it didn't taste like bleach (or tastes like the scent of bleach, as I've never knowingly consumed any), unlike the goddamned water fountains at the arena.

― Ian Riese-Moraine: Let this bastard out, and you'll get whiplash! (Eastern Mantr, Friday, 9 September 2005 19:34 (twenty years ago)

YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED TO THE UNION OF NICK & TOM

THERE WILL BE A MOUNTAIN DEW FOUNTAIN AND DANCING

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:34 (twenty years ago)

Plus, it was a free complimentary cup and I didn't have (money) to pay $1.50 for a bottle of Aquafina.

― Ian Riese-Moraine: Let this bastard out, and you'll get whiplash! (Eastern Mantr, Friday, 9 September 2005 19:35 (twenty years ago)

MD Pitch Black II (black, "grape," sour version of Pitch Black)

I am intrigued! Anyone know if this available in Canada?

― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:35 (twenty years ago)

You should've offered to french the bodega man, I mean that usually works to get a free beverage.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:36 (twenty years ago)

TAB is so dull.
Why don't other beverages come out with weird random assortments of made-up flavors?
I still haven't tried Sprite Remix Aruba Jam. The original Sprite Remix was pretty worthless.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 9 September 2005 19:36 (twenty years ago)

I don't even like Mountain Dew! I just think Tom's sticktoittiveness is admirable.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:36 (twenty years ago)

He sets a goal, and then he ACCOMPLISHES THAT GOAL.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:36 (twenty years ago)

Why don't you just buy a bottle of Karo and drink that.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:37 (twenty years ago)

I have also drank all the Frescas and all of the Squirts. Grapefruit flavored sodas get a bad rap.

Now I'll drink to that!

― Ian Riese-Moraine: Let this bastard out, and you'll get whiplash! (Eastern Mantr, Friday, 9 September 2005 19:37 (twenty years ago)

MEANT TO TELL YOU

I HAVE DRANK
THE MOUNTAIN DEWS
THAT WAS IN
THE FRIDGE

AND WHICH
Y'ALL PROBABLY
WAS GONNA HAVE
WITH YOUR PIZZA.

MY BAD.
THEY WAS PRETTY GOOD
SO SYRUPY
AND FROSTY.

(EXCEPT FOR THAT CODE RED,
DUDE THAT SHITS STANK)

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:37 (twenty years ago)

I only drink Coke Zero now.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:38 (twenty years ago)

Recipe for drink:

Bottle of Karo Corn Syrup
Whatever you feel like adding in to flavor with (examples: cherries, lychees, mandarin oranges, wasabi)
Coffee (for caffiene)

Mix in blender and drink. Any flavor you want!

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:38 (twenty years ago)

That just sounds like my steak marinade.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 9 September 2005 19:40 (twenty years ago)

I HAVE HAD ALL THE BOOTLEG SODAS

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:41 (twenty years ago)

God I miss Dr. Slice.

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:41 (twenty years ago)

MAYBE YOUR MOM BOUGHT ALL THE SODA IN HISTORY

WTF MORE LIKE YOUR BACON "MARINADE" EXCEPT THAT MIGHT'VE ALSO INCLUDED KOOL-AID POWDER AND A SHOT OF SAMBUCCA.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:42 (twenty years ago)

Dr. Pecker and Orange Crash

― huell howser (chaki), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:43 (twenty years ago)

I HAVE HAD ALL THE "SMARTLIFE" BRAND FAKE SANDWICH DELI MEATS.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:44 (twenty years ago)

Tombot, you never her birthday!!!

― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:44 (twenty years ago)

IF I HAD A FUNCTIONAL CUISINART, I WOULD MAKE MY OWN FUCKING SODA! BUT IT'S BROKEN! NOW I'LL HAVE TO COUNT TO TEN AND IF IT DOESN'T START BLENDING I'LL HAVE TO START THE BEATING OVER!

― Ian Riese-Moraine: Let this bastard out, and you'll get whiplash! (Eastern Mantr, Friday, 9 September 2005 19:44 (twenty years ago)

why doesn't ally post on the noize board anymore? :(

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:45 (twenty years ago)

N/A I COMMEND YOU. NEXT STOP ALL THE BOCA BURGERS

xpost cutty cos teh noize board is NSFW sometimes, without warning, and I have a big corner office that I share with someone else :(

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:46 (twenty years ago)

DRANK ALL THE "SQUIRTS"

― nklshs @ other desk omg, Friday, 9 September 2005 19:47 (twenty years ago)

IMPOSTER

http://static.flickr.com/4/5270009_038dfaa0f6.jpg

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:50 (twenty years ago)

ILM POSTER

http://vassifer.blogs.com/img_1905.jpg

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:50 (twenty years ago)

ALBERTSON'S SELLS "DR. PERKY!"

― Ian Riese-Moraine: Let this bastard out, and you'll get whiplash! (Eastern Mantr, Friday, 9 September 2005 19:51 (twenty years ago)

CANADA SELLS "TODAY SPONGES"

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:51 (twenty years ago)

Have you guys ever had Ale81!?!?!

http://www.bevnet.com/images/reviews/ale-8-one/ale81-bottle.jpg

― nklshs @ other desk omg, Friday, 9 September 2005 19:56 (twenty years ago)

that's good stuff.

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:57 (twenty years ago)

http://ww2.imagewiz.net/images/yosts5/mayra/155687_icp7.jpg

"I SAID FAYGO, FUCK MOUNTAIN DEW!"

― ICP home alone in your l'il innah-city ghetto zone! (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 9 September 2005 20:05 (twenty years ago)

i miss Pitch Black. i can only find "Livewire". WTF, if i want fizzy orange drink, i'm drink Orange Crush.

also, does anybody remember all the ad-man talk two years ago about how "code red" was their "urban"-oriented drink?

― kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 9 September 2005 20:10 (twenty years ago)

cherry coke!

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 9 September 2005 20:11 (twenty years ago)

Can't wait for Cherry Coke Zero! (not confirmed, but hopefully)

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 9 September 2005 20:12 (twenty years ago)

I want to try VANILLA SODA FOUNTAIN DR. PEPPER

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 9 September 2005 20:16 (twenty years ago)

Count me in as a decidely Pro-"Code Red" Dew-niac. I don't know that I can justify it; it tastes like straight grenadine and makes your teeth squeaky afterwards.

― Who Are You, Buster Gonad? (Bent Over at the Arclight), Friday, 9 September 2005 20:17 (twenty years ago)

Oh wait, Cherry vanilla sfdr.p

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 9 September 2005 20:17 (twenty years ago)

So I've drank literally one sip of Mounting Do, like, since Luk4s was born. Which was in 1999. I had the worst case of cottonmouth of all time, it was like my cottonmouth had cottonmouth. That one drink gave me the most wickedest of headaches.

I AM NOT EXTREME...PROVEN BY SCIENCE.

― nklshs @ other desk omg, Friday, 9 September 2005 20:18 (twenty years ago)

Spencer is right, though, Coke Zero is clearly the best thing to happen to soda in decades. I can't wait for them to put it in soda fountains at the movies and at restaurants!

― Who Are You, Buster Gonad? (Bent Over at the Arclight), Friday, 9 September 2005 20:18 (twenty years ago)

Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper's disappointing to me.

― Ian Riese-Moraine: Let this bastard out, and you'll get whiplash! (Eastern Mantr, Friday, 9 September 2005 20:23 (twenty years ago)

I do recall Code Red being heavily advertised on TV and radio by Busta Rhymes, but I don't know that that was so successful in getting "urban" people to drink it as much as it made me laugh, and also to drink it.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 9 September 2005 20:26 (twenty years ago)

Is your 6 yr old son going to google himself?!

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 9 September 2005 20:27 (twenty years ago)

Pleasant, when you gonna give us another trivia question?

― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 9 September 2005 20:31 (twenty years ago)

I have drunk all the Mountain Dews

― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 9 September 2005 20:37 (twenty years ago)

Your search - "flight of mountain dews" - did not match any documents.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 9 September 2005 20:46 (twenty years ago)

Pleasant, when you gonna give us another trivia question?

Is it my turn? Was it really Jimmy Hart?

I'd bet Jimmy Hart loves The Dew.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 9 September 2005 21:05 (twenty years ago)

The Mouth of the South, yes.

― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 9 September 2005 21:10 (twenty years ago)

Name one soda with a longer name than
http://store1.yimg.com/I/drsoda_1859_3063047

― M. V. (M.V.), Friday, 9 September 2005 21:56 (twenty years ago)

7 Ups original name is much, much longer but I can't remember it now.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 9 September 2005 23:06 (twenty years ago)

http://dogsdontpurr.diaryland.com/images/squirt1.jpg

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 9 September 2005 23:09 (twenty years ago)

From Snopes:

However, the uncola wasn't known as 7Up for the first few years of its existence. It was originally christened "Bib-Label Lithiated Lemon-Lime Soda."

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 9 September 2005 23:15 (twenty years ago)

next up:

http://images.usatoday.com/money/_photos/2004/08/16/inside2-b017up16.jpg

with CALCIUM AND VITAMIN C.

― TOMBOT, Saturday, 10 September 2005 13:53 (twenty years ago)

also now I know everything about the mountain dews

― TOMBOT, Saturday, 10 September 2005 13:56 (twenty years ago)

I thought this was a thread on the noize board..
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:cpkvhjg_2OkJ:www.freelake.mec.edu/FLMS/graphicsclass/sodalabels/2005sodalabels/sparks.jpg

― dar1a g (daria g), Saturday, 10 September 2005 15:02 (twenty years ago)

(you guys have no idea how pleased I am to have finally broken the camel's back)

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Monday, 12 September 2005 13:47 (twenty years ago)

Haha! Mr. Tombot! You have not experienced MOUNTAIN DEW X, an INTENSE NEW DEVELOPMENT in the MOUNTAIN DEW FAMILY! It is TO THE EXTREME and contains TAURINE! It is a test product only and NOT FOR RESALE! And yet I, with my high-level connections in the SNACK AND BEVERAGE INDUSTRY, have imbibed thereof! Suck on that! Tombot! All hail the NEW DEW MASTER!

― NABISCO HAS OUT-DEWED YOU, Saturday, 17 September 2005 19:19 (twenty years ago)

I hate you. I mean I love you, but I fucking hate you for the disruption to my life you are causing, man.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Sunday, 18 September 2005 03:44 (twenty years ago)

i don't believe taurine.

anyway, i could really go for some heee-haw right now. shit is good.

― geoff (gcannon), Sunday, 18 September 2005 05:50 (twenty years ago)

http://www.marion.ohio-state.edu/fac/schul/drp/heeehaw.jpg

YESSSSSS mmmmm where can i find a hy-vee around here

― geoff (gcannon), Sunday, 18 September 2005 05:54 (twenty years ago)

TOMBOT, have you ever had AMP? That is technically a Mt. Dew as well, da?

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 19 September 2005 03:23 (twenty years ago)

bump

twitch

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 19 September 2005 15:38 (twenty years ago)

I HAVE DRANK ALL THE FAKE DR. PEPPERS (and my kidneys have slowly disintigrated into a murky sugar-coated goo-like substance)

― zaxxon25 (zaxxon25), Monday, 19 September 2005 15:53 (twenty years ago)

I still have not tasted the Pitch Black II in my pantry.

(I am also very thankful that the 'R' key on my keyboard works.)

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Monday, 19 September 2005 16:15 (twenty years ago)

I have also had "Amp" but it is like $2.50 a can @ the only place I know that sells it. It is disappointingly conventional.

― TOMBOT, Monday, 19 September 2005 16:20 (twenty years ago)

a friend of mine once told me that mountain dew lowers your sperm count.

― Creez (Creez), Monday, 19 September 2005 18:06 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, if you inject it directly into your nuts.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Monday, 19 September 2005 18:07 (twenty years ago)

A VERITABLE MOUNTAIN OF DEW

― the son of dean cameron (dr g), Monday, 19 September 2005 18:12 (twenty years ago)

http://www.snopes.com/toxins/yellow.htm

― s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 19 September 2005 18:24 (twenty years ago)

Helluva punch line at the end of that.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 19 September 2005 18:33 (twenty years ago)

Okay, they just stocked the machines today at work.
"LIMITED EDITION" on the side of the bottles.

the taste is...odd. i liked the original better, and even Big League Chew had better sour grape taste.

― kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 16:17 (twenty years ago)

I like code red...it seems to have more of a kick, caffeine-wise, than regular old mountain dew. It's probably just my imagination.

― O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 16:32 (twenty years ago)

The best part about Pitch Black II is how the dye in the head turns your ice blue.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 16:34 (twenty years ago)

I thought it would give you eyes that glow in the dark like Vin Diesel in that movie.

― O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 16:36 (twenty years ago)

PITCH BLACK II -- Them Rat Lizards Is Pissed

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 20 September 2005 16:58 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...

I tried MDX a couple of weeks back. It was fuckin' undrinkable. Horrid. Worse than Pitch Black II.
Who knew there were so many official websites for all the different mountain dew brands?

Also, I really think they should bring back SURGE.

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 30 November 2005 19:48 (twenty years ago)

I had MDX today at lunch. Now i am surely playing with power.

― kingfish hobo juckie (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 19:53 (twenty years ago)

I STILL BEAT YOU BY OVER TWO MONTHS SUCK IT

― nabiscothingy, Wednesday, 30 November 2005 20:49 (twenty years ago)

What they should bring back is the Crystal Pepsi. For all I know it actually tastes like ass, but back in the day I was all about CrysPep and Corn Nuts, and I'd at least like the opportunity to verify whether my tastes have changed since, umm, age 13.

― nabiscothingy, Wednesday, 30 November 2005 20:50 (twenty years ago)

Crystal Pepsi was white Karo watered down and then carbonated. Shit was a little horrifying.

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 30 November 2005 20:57 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

ATTN: australian mountain dew does not taste the same as american mountain dew! also it contains reconstituted orange juice wtf

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

US dew has oj!

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

Diet Mt. Dew is the best diet soda by about a million miles. Much better than the non-diet version, too.

― Chris H. (chrisherbert), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

woah, this is a great great TOMBOT thread and that's sayin something.

― Interpreter of dreams predictor of weather (Mr.Que), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

ATTN: CURRENTLY LOOKING FOR NORTH AMERICAN SODA WITH A TASTE RESEMBLING THAT OF SCHWEPPE'S "LEMONADE" FROM AUSTRALIA... SPRITE NOR 7UP NEED NOT APPLY... CLUB SODA + LEMON JUICE NOT WORKING... PLEASE DO NOT CONTACT THE POSTER WITH ANY SPAM OR ADVERTISEMENTS NOT RELATED TO THIS POST.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

Anybody know what this summer's flavor is going to be? Are they going to bring back the Grape/Big League Chew-flavored one?

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 11 January 2007 22:04 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.simplyoz.com/products/aussie_food/groceries/cold_beverages/schweppes_lemonade

― svend (svend), Thursday, 11 January 2007 22:14 (nineteen years ago)

You guys need one of these and a supply of British Empire syrups.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 11 January 2007 22:16 (nineteen years ago)

omg hell

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 January 2007 22:16 (nineteen years ago)

Age: 19
Occupation: Skater

ROCK ON

― rock and roll for the rock and roll soul (nate_patrin), Thursday, 11 January 2007 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

Tom H OTM; no other diet soda comes close.

since gettin diagnosed as diabetic late last year, perhaps at least partially due to years of over-consumption of the sweetie-sweets including sodas and (uggggh) "energy drinks," the diet dew is a total staple.

― Michael J McGonigal (mike mcgonigal), Thursday, 11 January 2007 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

The Dew site looks like it's been teabagged by Fred Durst.

― Je4nn3 Fuhfuh (Je4nne Fury), Thursday, 11 January 2007 22:23 (nineteen years ago)

Pitch Black II tastes like the Kool-Aid in concentrated form I used to prepare to dye my hair purple in seventh grade. I always wanted to try Baja Blast but I don't wanna break my ~15 year no Taco Bell streak.

― A B C (sparklecock), Thursday, 11 January 2007 22:26 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.simplyoz.com/products/aussie_food/groceries/cold_beverages/schweppes_lemonade

Thanks for the link! We've got this place right up the street, but in the land of four-dollar twelve packs from the supermarket, buying soda online can get a little pricey.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 11 January 2007 22:29 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.mastodonrocks.com/store/items/blood-mountain-CD.png + http://www.nextcall.ch/img/news/mountain_dew1.jpg = ???

― dar1a g (daria g), Thursday, 11 January 2007 22:29 (nineteen years ago)

I really appreciate that this old thread brought mookieproof and teeny and jeanne out of the woodwork all at once! I am heart-bewarmed.

― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 11 January 2007 22:30 (nineteen years ago)

haha they should make Mountain Dew Burning Crusade

― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 11 January 2007 22:30 (nineteen years ago)

OMG THEY SHOULD

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 January 2007 22:30 (nineteen years ago)

I love Tom's least favorite Mountain Dews, and vice versa.

Diet Mountain Dew is really good for a diet drink, but I noticed this week that it's really markedly different from its sugary sibling -- the way Diet Coke isn't Diet Coca-Cola so much as "a diet cola brought to you by the Coca-Cola Corporation."

Pleasant Plains: I haven't had Australian quote-unquote lemonade, but the San Pellegrino Limonata (which the supermarkets here sell not in the soda aisle but in the organic goods cul-de-sac) has the kind of acidity and lemon flavor that it sounds like you're shooting for, if you were trying lemon juice and club soda. Pricy, about like Orangina, but much less pricy than ordering online.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 11 January 2007 22:50 (nineteen years ago)

The Pelegrino soft drinks are pretty good. Look our for the Chinoto, and the grapefruit flavours. There are two lemon flavours, a sweeter one and a bitter one.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 11 January 2007 22:51 (nineteen years ago)

Man, the Chinoto is gooooood. That's hard to find, though, one of the ones I actually have thought of buying online.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 11 January 2007 22:55 (nineteen years ago)

Thanks, y'all.

I was on an airplane recently, trying to stay awake, and I asked the stewardess for a Mountain Dew or Mello Yello or something. She gave me a Sierra Mist, a drink that is caffine-free. Great.

(I would've asked for coffee, but it was already pretty warm in that flying tube.)

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 11 January 2007 23:17 (nineteen years ago)

Sierra Mist is more like Sprite or Fresca!!!!

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Friday, 12 January 2007 14:30 (nineteen years ago)

Sierra Mist is nothing like Fresca

― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Friday, 12 January 2007 14:34 (nineteen years ago)

Jon Williams is more like a dork or a swimsuit model!

― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Friday, 12 January 2007 14:34 (nineteen years ago)

Hahahaha that stewardess was fucking with you!

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 12 January 2007 14:40 (nineteen years ago)

still want to change the D in thread title to a J

― reverto levidensis (blueski), Friday, 12 January 2007 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

The stewardesses always hate me. I asked for a beer on my Qantas flight, and they said they only had Foster's. That's like going into a restaurant in San Francisco's Chinatown and discovering that they only serve Rice-A-Roni.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 12 January 2007 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

six months pass...

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/08/09/business/10package-600.jpg

― teeny, Friday, 10 August 2007 19:55 (eighteen years ago)

Quoth Mojo Nixon, on his satellite radio show (which I had the good fortune to hear in a friend's car last week):

"PEOPLE GOTTA START DRINKING LESS WATER AND MORE BOOZE AND MOUNTAIN DEW."

Words to live by.

― en i see kay, Friday, 10 August 2007 22:01 (eighteen years ago)

is 'en i see kay' nickalicious, because he is the only ilxor who would listen to mojo nixon on the radio.

(half kidding!!!)

― wanko ergo sum, Friday, 10 August 2007 22:03 (eighteen years ago)

Uh oh. Cue identity crisis.

― en i see kay, Friday, 10 August 2007 22:09 (eighteen years ago)

OMG BAJA BLAST IS SO GROSS THAT ITS AMAZINGLY GOOD I LOVE IT IT LOOKS LIKE SCOPE I DRINK IT AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE

― chaki, Friday, 10 August 2007 22:41 (eighteen years ago)

I always get it when I'm dining in at Taco Bell. Which is pretty fucking often.

― wanko ergo sum, Friday, 10 August 2007 22:53 (eighteen years ago)

fuk those bottles

― mookieproof, Saturday, 11 August 2007 03:29 (eighteen years ago)

back when they put sugar in soft drinks, Mountain Dew had the most - ELEVEN TEASPOONS!!! in a 12-ounce can.

I am old. these new flavors confuse me.

― sleeve, Saturday, 11 August 2007 04:00 (eighteen years ago)

MAN alive I miss Pitch Black. Grape soda + Mtn Dew corn syrup caffeine rollercoaster + some kid's conception of an "evil potion" = SO GREAT.

― Abbott, Saturday, 11 August 2007 04:09 (eighteen years ago)

I need to get back to my game here

― El Tomboto, Saturday, 11 August 2007 06:54 (eighteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

ELEVEN TEASPOONS!!!

That's a little less than I would've thought. Eleven tablespoons, sure.

― Eric H., Friday, 31 August 2007 17:51 (eighteen years ago)

Also this new orange one:

http://www.mountaindew.com/about_dew/product_info/gf.php

Which is smoother than the other orange, which always tore the insides of my mouth out.

― Eric H., Friday, 31 August 2007 17:53 (eighteen years ago)

Bah no that one I just tries, it tastes like a tangerine peel that was left rotting in some regular dew. They do know their target audience, tho; new flavor is called GAMER FUEL:

http://www.thebbps.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/halo3-mountaindew.jpg

― Abbott, Monday, 3 September 2007 23:45 (eighteen years ago)

"This is the first time we've created a beverage for an entertainment property, in fact, we believe this the first time a soft drink has been created specifically for a video game," said Frank Cooper, VP of marketing for Mountain Dew. "Microsoft's Halo 3 is more than just a video game, it's become a cultural phenomenon that deserves its own special Mountain Dew extension."

― Abbott, Monday, 3 September 2007 23:47 (eighteen years ago)

next up on "cultural phenomenons that deserve their own special mountain dew extensions"

*cocaine usage
*choose your own adventure books
*garfield
*koosh balls
*werner herzog
*blogs

― lucas pine, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 00:17 (eighteen years ago)

You can only drink the Herzog dew during golden hour.

― Abbott, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 00:51 (eighteen years ago)

GAME FUEL tastes like cherry Smarties

― mh, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 00:54 (eighteen years ago)

I WENT TO TACO BELL BECAUSE OF THIS THREAD. I SPENT $2. 'BAJA BLAST' SHOULD HAVE BEEN CALLED 'BURRITO ABURRIDO.' THANKS A LOT ASSHOLES.

― Tape Store, Saturday, 8 September 2007 05:20 (eighteen years ago)

Nerd Fuel

― am0n, Saturday, 8 September 2007 05:45 (eighteen years ago)

the title of this thread alone just makes me happy
i do not even care either way re: mtn dew
by which i mean, con't

― rrrobyn, Saturday, 8 September 2007 06:20 (eighteen years ago)

yes, i have had this Werner Herzog Mountain Dew you speak of.
it tastes like a a thin layer of ice upon a deep ocean of chaos and darkness.

― sanskrit, Saturday, 8 September 2007 11:32 (eighteen years ago)

American "soda" was not nearly as good as I was expecting to be.

For a start, root beer sux ass.

― King Boy Pato, Saturday, 8 September 2007 18:14 (eighteen years ago)

xpost to lucas

can we now imagine the color and taste of Mountain Dew Blog Fuel

― swinburningforyou, Saturday, 8 September 2007 18:19 (eighteen years ago)

For a start, root beer sux ass.

LIES

― Tape Store, Saturday, 8 September 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

can we now imagine the color and taste of Mountain Dew Blog Fuel

they take the leftover flavoring from everything else and dump it in, so the flavor is always in flux. send PepsiCo a sample of something that doesn't taste awful, and YOU could have found the next official Mountain Dew variety

― lucas pine, Saturday, 8 September 2007 20:00 (eighteen years ago)

AllDressedMountainDew.blogspot.com DEW

― Abbott, Saturday, 8 September 2007 21:14 (eighteen years ago)

That would be hard to fit on a can, tho

― Abbott, Saturday, 8 September 2007 21:14 (eighteen years ago)

seven months pass...

http://www.savesurge.org/surge/jacob_petition_ME.jpg

― chaki, Sunday, 13 April 2008 10:24 (seventeen years ago)

there was no I HAVE HAD ALL THE MOUNTAIN GOATS parody thread -- i checked.

for shame, ilx, for shame.

― banriquit, Sunday, 13 April 2008 10:30 (seventeen years ago)

i like mountain dew

― strgn, Sunday, 13 April 2008 10:33 (seventeen years ago)

the real shit

― strgn, Sunday, 13 April 2008 10:34 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.jadecat.com/graphics/cruise99/roll2/2-11.jpg

― strgn, Sunday, 13 April 2008 10:35 (seventeen years ago)

haha, I never saw this thread, I used to be almost as obsessed with Mountain Dew variations at Tombot. I think I've had all those flavors except Pitch Black II. I'm actually a little jealous.

― Alex in Baltimore, Sunday, 13 April 2008 13:21 (seventeen years ago)

ah i love this thread

was thinking about it last sunday b/c i had a hangover and so wanted dr pepper (which i know is not mtn dew) and accidentally grabbed a diet dr pepper CHOCOLATE-CHERRY flavour.
first of all, how is this even a flavour of dr pepper that exists in the world. and second of all, could it be more awful. but hangovers do weird things to a person and i ended up drinking the whole thing, mostly of out confused curiosity. it kind of got better near the end.

― rrrobyn, Sunday, 13 April 2008 14:53 (seventeen years ago)

SURGE! This girl in my town won a Surge car, it was weird. Like this ten year old beat up fucking BOAT, but painted lime green with a big ass Surge logo. AWESOME.

― RabiesAngentleman, Sunday, 13 April 2008 15:08 (seventeen years ago)

What was that Mountain Dew flavor specific to some Xbox FPS or whatever? Was it called Game Fuel or something?

― RabiesAngentleman, Sunday, 13 April 2008 15:11 (seventeen years ago)

http://toolsblog.umwblogs.org/files/2007/09/picture-1.png
Yeah! It was Halo 3!

― RabiesAngentleman, Sunday, 13 April 2008 15:12 (seventeen years ago)

Oh...! Sorry guys. FAS

― RabiesAngentleman, Sunday, 13 April 2008 15:12 (seventeen years ago)

Oh my GOD, I had to see that ad for the Surge car all the time on "Channel One" news + Clearasil ads program in 6th grade! "Win a full SURGE CAB tricked out and fully loaded with SURGE!" This is still a thing I say to myself sometimes.

Does anyone remember the radio ad Busta Rhymes did for Code Red Mtn Dew? "Crack the code/crack the ode/do the Dew Dew/crack the code."

― Abbott, Sunday, 13 April 2008 18:25 (seventeen years ago)

I thought conventional wisdom was that Vault = Surge w/a minor color change?

― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 13 April 2008 18:30 (seventeen years ago)

Break the Vault/Break the Vault/Crack into the Vault/Break the Vault.\

― Abbott, Sunday, 13 April 2008 18:31 (seventeen years ago)

I want one of the black purple mt dews right now

― kingfish, Sunday, 13 April 2008 18:33 (seventeen years ago)

omg me too

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 13 April 2008 19:06 (seventeen years ago)

I thought conventional wisdom was that Vault = Surge w/a minor color change?

Q: Why is SaveSURGE.org supporting Vault? It's not SURGE and we shouldn't accept any non-SURGE substitute. Is this because they sent you free Vault and merchandise???
A: When we first heard about Vault and the rumors that it was the "next SURGE", we were very skeptical. Once it began test-marketing in May 2005, we started receiving reports from fans claiming that Vault was the real deal. That it was so similar to SURGE that you couldn't help but love and accept it. Still, we were skeptical — until we tried it! The fact is, Vault is indeed incredibly close to SURGE. And, after over three years of wrestling with Coca-Cola, we felt this was something to celebrate! While we didn't get the SURGE name, we did get a beverage that we don't mind calling the next incarnation of SURGE. In fact, our community was given credit for the existance of Vault!

― libcrypt, Sunday, 13 April 2008 20:30 (seventeen years ago)

existance

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 13 April 2008 21:05 (seventeen years ago)

after over three years of wrestling with Coca-Cola

― Alex in Baltimore, Sunday, 13 April 2008 21:35 (seventeen years ago)

I have had many of the Dr. Peppers, but not all.

― youn, Sunday, 13 April 2008 21:37 (seventeen years ago)

lol I forgot to update this when I drank the GAME FUEL

― El Tomboto, Sunday, 13 April 2008 22:10 (seventeen years ago)

EXTREEEEEEEEME
http://www.utopia.com.au/sections/toys/images/6.zakk_wylde.jpg

P.S. In my image search for Zakk Wylde a can of Dr. Pepper showed up. YEAH RIGHT

― RabiesAngentleman, Monday, 14 April 2008 02:07 (seventeen years ago)

i have had all the mountain jews

― get bent, Monday, 14 April 2008 02:10 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.marion.ohio-state.edu/fac/schul/drp/heeehaw.jpg
YESSSSSS mmmmm where can i find a hy-vee around here

-- geoff (gcannon), Sunday, September 18, 2005 12:54 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

That's where I work!

http://a442.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/84/l_757599bb3899d28955c3015b9386fdc9.jpg

I was asked to display my favorite item in the store, shamefully I did not pick a Mountain Dew.

http://a612.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/35/l_35336b64331fe2c5693062f8d81fc073.jpg

― RabiesAngentleman, Monday, 14 April 2008 02:20 (seventeen years ago)

can that second one be everyone's default mental image for kudos.jpeg from now on

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 14 April 2008 02:26 (seventeen years ago)

I have never had any of these Mountain Dews - not even the original!

― ENBB, Monday, 14 April 2008 03:27 (seventeen years ago)

I always thought that Mountain Dew had something to do with Appalachian morning outhouse wee-wee but maybe not huh?

― libcrypt, Monday, 14 April 2008 07:59 (seventeen years ago)

http://taurinerules.blogspot.com/

― czn, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 15:48 (seventeen years ago)

last week I was in Annapolis on a day when the whole town was being invaded by street teams for MONSTER ASSAULT ENERGY DRINK, which tasted totally disgusting. a list of ingredients runs along the top of the can, including "Taurine," so my friends and I took pictures of each other drinking it at an angle so it looked like it just said "urine." true story.

― Alex in Baltimore, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 15:56 (seventeen years ago)

My brother Bill runs a still on the hill
Where he turns out a gallon or two
And the buzzards in the sky get so drunk they can not fly
Just from sniffing that good old mountain dew.

Chorus
They call it that good old mountan dew,
And them that refuse it are few.
I'll hush up my mug if you'll fill up my jug
With that good old mountain dew.

My aunt Lucille had an automobile,
It ran on a gallon or two.
It didn't need no gas and it didn't need no oil,
It just ran on that good old mountain dew.

Repeat chorus

My uncle Mort, he is sawed off and short,
He measure 'bout four foot two,
But he thinks he's a giant when you give him a pint
Of that good old mountain dew.

Repeat chorus

Old Auntie June had a brand new perfume,
It had such a wonderful "pew"
But to her surprise, when she had it analyzed,
It was nothing but that good old mountain dew

Repeat chorus

I know a guy named Pete, his hair ain't so neat,
Though he fixes it with syrup and blue,
But it stays right in place when he uses just a trace
Of that good old mountain dew.

Repeat chorus

The preacher-he walked by, with a big tear in his eye
Said that his wife had the flu
And hadn't I ought just to give him a quart
Of that good old mountain dew

Repeat chorus

My uncle Klaus had a real mean old mouse
When they asked how it happened,
He said it was a lappin'
That good old mountain dew

Repeat chorus

There's an old hollow tree, just a little way from me
Where you lay down a dollar or two
If you hush up your mug, then they'll give you a jug
Of that good old mountain dew

Repeat chorus

You take a little trash and you mix it up with ash,
And you throw in the soul of a shoe,
Then you stir it awhile with an old rusty file,
And they call it that good old mountain dew.

Repeat chorus

During the last war, we couldn't get no more,
We didn't have no sugar for the dew
With a few old potaters and a few ripe tomaters,
We turned out some stuff, I'm tellin' you

Repeat chorus

Old Deacon Crane took a trip in the rain,
Said his wife had come down with the flu,
But she'll be all right if you give her a pint
Of that good old mountain dew.

Repeat chorus

Mr. Franklin Roosevelt, he told me how he felt
The day the old dry law went through:
If your likker's too red, it will swell up your head
Better stick to that good old mountain dew

― Abbott, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 15:58 (seventeen years ago)

New X-TREME Mountain Dew aluminum bottles:

http://www.energyfiend.com/wp-content/md-gla.jpg

― Abbott, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 15:59 (seventeen years ago)

we started receiving reports from fans claiming that Vault was the real deal

ok lol @ network of discerning surge connoisseurs

― sleep, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 16:00 (seventeen years ago)

And there, second from the left, acknowledgment of their hillbilly moonshine-tie-in roots!

http://bp1.blogger.com/_MDMA1ARKEDU/RrFWEWM5TpI/AAAAAAAAACM/YZS6xFj1dpY/s400/08_01_07mountaindew.jpg

― Abbott, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 16:01 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.pepsitown.com/images/md05_lg.jpg

http://www.bradshawwholesale.com/images/_products/iwds/sign_mountain_dew_35_md07.jpg

― Abbott, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 16:03 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.savesurge.org/surge/debbie.gif

― sleep, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 16:07 (seventeen years ago)

those bottles are fuckin bitchin but I am done with HCFS sodas, they just taste like shit.

― J0hn D., Tuesday, 22 April 2008 16:08 (seventeen years ago)

HFCS, even

― J0hn D., Tuesday, 22 April 2008 16:08 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

why do all the dewmocracy flavors have ginseng in them?

― Eric H., Saturday, 7 June 2008 04:21 (seventeen years ago)

I know! I like caffeine -- ok, I need it -- and sugar is ok, but ginseng and caffeine in concert do really weird tweaky scary shit to me. I go into a "g-hole." It's very unpleasant.

― kenan, Saturday, 7 June 2008 04:53 (seventeen years ago)

I like the ginseng flavor.

― Abbott, Saturday, 7 June 2008 05:32 (seventeen years ago)

I just got a bottle of the blue stuff ("Voltage"). I am going to mix it with this:
http://www.bluecoatgin.com/img/home_2.jpg
and see if that offers any amusement. I have strong doubts that it will.

― El Tomboto, Sunday, 8 June 2008 22:31 (seventeen years ago)

we are having an office taste test of all the dew-mocracy flavors. I have gotten my SWO addicted to the website where they're tracking the votes by state.

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 11 June 2008 19:55 (seventeen years ago)

my question is: why do these all have BERRY in them. ATTN MT DEW, PITCH BLACK I & II both SUCKED, stop with the berries already

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 11 June 2008 19:59 (seventeen years ago)

"revolution" better than either "voltage" or "supernova," according to me and like one other guy. Live Wire was included as a control - it was determined that Live Wire still tastes like somebody tried to make fizzy Tang and put too much powder in.

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 11 June 2008 23:41 (seventeen years ago)

out here we drink cactus cooler

― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 11 June 2008 23:46 (seventeen years ago)

http://rspress.home.comcast.net/~rspress/large_136.jpg

― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 11 June 2008 23:47 (seventeen years ago)

yeah I've had that too.

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 11 June 2008 23:48 (seventeen years ago)

And cheerwine and big red and I used to drink a bunch of DR ENUF.

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 11 June 2008 23:49 (seventeen years ago)

Ladies and gentlemen: Mountain Dew-flavored Doritos

― Pancakes Hackman, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 14:12 (seventeen years ago)

two weeks pass...

WANT

http://www.manhattanspecial.com/images/photo_pure_espresso.gif

― Ed, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 11:37 (seventeen years ago)

waht

― RabiesAngentleman, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 11:40 (seventeen years ago)

Espresso soda

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/07/nyregion/07coffee.html

― Ed, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 12:23 (seventeen years ago)

I still would like to see sweet iced tea with bubbles in it. Am I the only person who thinks this?

― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 20:43 (seventeen years ago)

Get one soda siphon and it can be so.

― Ed, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 20:45 (seventeen years ago)

i read that article on the plane yesterday and i'm totally getting some of that soda.

― Jordan, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 20:52 (seventeen years ago)

although it might be cheaper just to mix espresso, seltzer, and sugar?

― Jordan, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 20:52 (seventeen years ago)

Ed, like so?
http://www.tabletools.com/ttools/images/std_img/50611.jpg

― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 20:52 (seventeen years ago)

That espresso soda is so fucking sweet man, I bought one in Sal's Pizza and it was like drinking syrup.

― burt_stanton, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 20:59 (seventeen years ago)

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31ZVY6E114L._SS260_.jpg
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31b92hWs9NL._SS260_.jpg

Mine is red. with Sweet iced tea I would carbonate the tea then add sugar syrup.

― Ed, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 21:06 (seventeen years ago)

From Target BTW:

http://www.target.com/Liss-Quart-Soda-Siphon/dp/B0002Q6IKS/ref=pd_ecc_rvi_1/601-7585013-7147356

I fucking love mine, great with syrups and cordials.

― Ed, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 21:08 (seventeen years ago)

six months pass...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/6f/Mountain_Holler.jpg/100px-Mountain_Holler.jpg

― eman, Monday, 26 January 2009 01:29 (seventeen years ago)

two weeks pass...

a tribute to fallen sodas

― mookieproof, Friday, 13 February 2009 13:53 (sixteen years ago)

Oh man this is a fucking trip down memory lane.

― i'm shy (Abbott), Friday, 13 February 2009 17:26 (sixteen years ago)

three months pass...

re: throwback ... is this really how this shit used to taste?

― nu hollywood (Eric H.), Thursday, 28 May 2009 12:36 (sixteen years ago)

one year passes...

http://popsop.com/wp-content/uploads/mountain_dew_design_contest.jpg

anyone else been trying out the new flavors being voted on for 'Dewmocracy 2010'?

― Christina NAGLera (some dude), Saturday, 29 May 2010 18:06 (fifteen years ago)

hmmmm

― dud rock (crüt), Saturday, 29 May 2010 18:08 (fifteen years ago)

i'd rather drink piss than mountain dew offshoots

― J0rdan S., Saturday, 29 May 2010 18:09 (fifteen years ago)

i bought a 12 pack of each XD

― Christina NAGLera (some dude), Saturday, 29 May 2010 18:21 (fifteen years ago)

Mtn Dew Throwback was pretty good BTW, yum actual sugar. And I took adv of the chance to play AD&D while drinking some, just for the full effect.

― we live on bagels we are Wburg FC (Jon Lewis), Saturday, 29 May 2010 18:21 (fifteen years ago)

i feel my teeth rotting

― J0rdan S., Saturday, 29 May 2010 18:22 (fifteen years ago)

yeah my brother had the throwback stuff a while back and i tried it, tasted fine to me if not hugely different from the original.

i haven't even bought regular MD more than once or twice in the past few years, I just geek out on these limited edition variations like Tombot. with these, i thought White Out seemed the most promising but it's turned out to be my least favorite, Typhoon is the shit.

― Christina NAGLera (some dude), Saturday, 29 May 2010 18:24 (fifteen years ago)

did you order the code red?

You're goddamn right I did!

― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 30 May 2010 11:12 (fifteen years ago)

lol

― Christina NAGLera (some dude), Sunday, 30 May 2010 11:44 (fifteen years ago)

where i'm from we got a name for people who would willingly purchase and consume this beverage, and that name is chodeface

― iiiijjjj, Sunday, 30 May 2010 11:58 (fifteen years ago)

i have willingly purchased this beverage, all that sugar is yucky if you're hanging out at home but if you're hiking on a hot day it hits the spot.

― Band Fag X (u s steel), Sunday, 30 May 2010 15:26 (fifteen years ago)

o_O @ hiking on a hot day and chugging soda

― Christina NAGLera (some dude), Sunday, 30 May 2010 18:04 (fifteen years ago)

I remember the one time my dad brought Pepsi instead of water on a hot day of fishing...by the end of his day, it had made all of his children cry.

― breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Sunday, 30 May 2010 21:49 (fifteen years ago)

mormon pepsi

― sir mountebank (velko), Sunday, 30 May 2010 22:13 (fifteen years ago)

Just got Typhoon. I prefer White Out. Have not had Distortion yet, but I love the many flavors of Dew. Gamer Fuel had to be the worst though, it was just gross.

― Viceroy of the Daleks (Viceroy), Sunday, 30 May 2010 23:59 (fifteen years ago)

the typhoon mountain dew looks like it could be really disgusting.

the white out mountain dew looks like it might be OK.

― Aspergers Makes My Pee Smell Funny (Eisbaer), Monday, 31 May 2010 00:00 (fifteen years ago)

see that was my instinct before trying them, too, but imo it's pretty much the contrary

― Christina NAGLera (some dude), Monday, 31 May 2010 00:24 (fifteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

http://gothamist.com/attachments/jsaxena/050211dewlatta.jpg

― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 2 May 2011 19:34 (fourteen years ago)

but if you're hiking on a hot day it hits the spot.

― Band Fag X (u s steel), Sunday, May 30, 2010 11:26 AM (11 months ago) Bookmark

being thirsty as shit makes anything taste good... that's how gatorade stays in business!!

― cum dude (Princess TamTam), Monday, 2 May 2011 20:46 (fourteen years ago)

one year passes...

http://www.cynical-c.com/images/mtdewam.jpg

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 22:34 (thirteen years ago)

"Mixology"

― *sad hug eomticon* (Control Z), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 22:38 (thirteen years ago)

diet mountain dew is, in fact, one of the very best diet sodas.

― Carnage of PJ Soles (Pillbox), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 23:12 (thirteen years ago)

one month passes...

http://cdn.foodbeast.com.s3.amazonaws.com/content/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/mountain-dew-dark-berry.jpg

I HAVE HAD THE DARK KNIGHT RISES TIE-IN PROMOTION FLAVOR 'DARK BERRY' MOUNTAIN DEW

it's not very good though

― straight up now tell me will I be a fucking lump forever? (some dude), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:15 (thirteen years ago)

that just looks like something you're not supposed to drink unless you're batman

― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:17 (thirteen years ago)

Who's to say some dude isn't Batman?

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:18 (thirteen years ago)

shhhhhhhhhhh

― straight up now tell me will I be a fucking lump forever? (some dude), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:19 (thirteen years ago)

some batdude

― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:20 (thirteen years ago)

the adventures of batman & rrrobyn

― straight up now tell me will I be a fucking lump forever? (some dude), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:20 (thirteen years ago)

did it make your voice all deep and gravelly y/n

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 21:02 (thirteen years ago)

i already sound like tom waits because of a lifetime of drinking dew

― straight up now tell me will I be a fucking lump forever? (some dude), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 21:07 (thirteen years ago)

so you ARE batman

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 21:29 (thirteen years ago)

one month passes...

Mmmm, can't wait to enjoy a delicious Mountain Dew Diabeetus!

http://gawker.com/5934200/mountain-dew-asks-internet-to-name-its-new-drink-4chan-happily-obliges

― Darren Robocopsky (Phil D.), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 17:43 (thirteen years ago)

wd drink Sierra Mist

― Eric H., Tuesday, 14 August 2012 17:45 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hNu1I9r_1A

― snoball, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 17:50 (thirteen years ago)

fucking dying @ Mtn Dew Diabeetus

― Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 20:31 (thirteen years ago)

five months pass...

http://news.yahoo.com/mountain-dew-introduces-breakfast-drink-130828262--finance.html

― johnny crunch, Monday, 11 February 2013 16:33 (twelve years ago)

why do i need that when i have regular mountain dew

― mookieproof, Monday, 11 February 2013 16:49 (twelve years ago)

this is cracking me up:

[T]he idea for Kickstart came about after the company learned through consumer research that Mountain Dew fans were looking for an alternative to traditional morning drinks such as coffee, tea and juice.
"They didn't really see anything that fit their needs," he said.

thinking baout the hordes of hardcore Dew fans who won't drink anything that isn't Mountain Dew-flavored

― Arty, Noisy, Weird, Funky, Punky Pope (crüt), Monday, 11 February 2013 16:50 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnULchmqRIo

― johnny crunch, Saturday, 16 March 2013 02:50 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

http://www.factmag.com/2013/05/02/controversial-tyler-the-creator-advert-for-pepsi-pulled-after-backlash/

I guess they're gonna rethink releasing their new Pickaninny Punch flavor in the wake of this

― far too much asshole flesh (DJP), Thursday, 2 May 2013 19:37 (twelve years ago)

"Quick, get that Rick Ross gu...shit."

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 2 May 2013 20:06 (twelve years ago)

Tyler the Creator sucks. The critical lovefest OF inspired two years ago was the most surreal thing to watch.

― rock 'em sock 'em (Treeship), Thursday, 2 May 2013 20:08 (twelve years ago)

seven months pass...

Courtesy of former ILXor Ask Chaki:

http://i.imgur.com/vWOzNn9.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/E6fiYff.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/iSZYIES.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/XoLSjHl.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/6WLlkZE.jpg

― pplains, Friday, 6 December 2013 15:11 (twelve years ago)

four months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/dd8JNaq.jpg

― pplains, Friday, 25 April 2014 13:54 (eleven years ago)

five months pass...

https://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/8019B6/data.tumblr.com/3761ba5c03487d87be12020716695558/tumblr_nd5kjec0D31qe0lqqo1_1280.jpg

― mookieproof, Monday, 20 October 2014 02:05 (eleven years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/J6jENJ2.jpg

― 龜, Saturday, 8 November 2014 04:51 (eleven years ago)

one month passes...

http://i.imgur.com/gVd3KPS.jpg

Twisted stem glass makes this imo

― 龜, Saturday, 27 December 2014 14:16 (eleven years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://www.marriedtothesea.com/091514/the-simple-pleasure.gif

― celfie tucker 48 (s.clover), Thursday, 15 January 2015 21:05 (eleven years ago)

one month passes...

https://vine.co/v/OaadIjtttB9

― pplains, Monday, 16 February 2015 16:58 (ten years ago)

six months pass...

https://twitter.com/boring_as_heck :

http://i.imgur.com/wlZydlq.png

― pplains, Sunday, 23 August 2015 00:00 (ten years ago)

flavor designator

― brimstead, Sunday, 23 August 2015 00:09 (ten years ago)

http://kttv.images.worldnow.com/images/7234273_G.jpg

It tastes pretty good mixed with vodka.

― Frobisher, Sunday, 23 August 2015 01:51 (ten years ago)

one month passes...

http://i.imgur.com/3fWC7Zl.jpg

― pplains, Saturday, 26 September 2015 02:33 (ten years ago)

one year passes...

http://i.imgur.com/sm69U7E.jpg

― pplains, Sunday, 8 January 2017 03:21 (nine years ago)

one month passes...

No, I guess this is the wrong thread.

http://i.imgur.com/ovgZdtI.jpg

― pplains, Monday, 6 March 2017 01:46 (eight years ago)

omg

― example (crüt), Monday, 6 March 2017 01:52 (eight years ago)

epic

― El Tomboto, Monday, 6 March 2017 01:57 (eight years ago)

three months pass...

Today I'm trying the MTN DEW KICKSTART in ENERGIZING ORANGE CITRUS flavor (all of the flavors are ENERGIZING I think so perhaps the flavor is just ORANGE CITRUS). If nothing bad happens maybe later this week I will go back for the MIDNIGHT GRAPE.

Alternatively I could act my age and go back to drinking espresso shots with hot water and half & half added. Maybe when it's no longer 96F outside at 10am.

― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 13 June 2017 15:54 (eight years ago)

I tried the ENERGIZING MANGO LIME KICKSTART and it tasted like Pinesol, but it didn't necrotize my liver or poison my intestinal flora or anything. I find that the acrid, synthetic taste of most energy drinks is a helpful deterrent — you're really only supposed to drink this stuff every once in a while when you're feeling like shit and you happen to pass a convenience store, and I can't imagine having one every morning before work (especially with the $1.29 price tag). I can't stand coffee and tea so I usually just pop a caffeine pill or drink some Diet Mtn Dew when I need a cheap caffeine boost.

― the baby grew up to be a secessful kid (unregistered), Tuesday, 13 June 2017 16:53 (eight years ago)

I think it was a commercial for one of these things that I saw last night which made me and my gf totally crack up in a 'wtf are we even looking at right now' way. Which I guess is effective advertising but which isn't enough to make me buy a Dew product.

Oh, I see now it was a Super Bowl ad so the entire rest of the country has probably already seen it but still
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ql7uY36-LwA

― The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T & the Women (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 13 June 2017 16:56 (eight years ago)

Mountain Dew for sophisticated grown-ups!!!

http://i.imgur.com/NRTtF5Y.jpg

the black label stuff is a decent pseudo craft soda even though it's a bit disingenuous of them to market it as 'dark berry' when the only berries it contains are grapes. it tastes lie Mountain Dew mixed with grape juice and trace amounts of orange juice

the green label stuff tastes like green apple Jolly Ranchers. I hated it but ymmv

― the baby grew up to be a secessful kid (unregistered), Tuesday, 13 June 2017 16:59 (eight years ago)

ah i saw the white one at a store in chicago the other day, was wondering what the deal was

― maura, Tuesday, 13 June 2017 17:00 (eight years ago)

the white label one is unsweetened evaporated milk

― the baby grew up to be a secessful kid (unregistered), Tuesday, 13 June 2017 17:12 (eight years ago)

great now they are making craft dew

― Dean of the University (Latham Green), Tuesday, 13 June 2017 17:18 (eight years ago)

artisanal Mountain Dew

what a world

― a butt groove but for feet (DJP), Tuesday, 13 June 2017 20:45 (eight years ago)

five months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DQNt1HZUQAAzh1J.jpg:small

― mookieproof, Monday, 4 December 2017 16:13 (eight years ago)

^good stuff

― JRN, Monday, 4 December 2017 18:33 (eight years ago)

one month passes...

I just had Mountain Dew Ice, a clear variety of dew:

https://i.imgur.com/RT8biu5.jpg

It was good, it kinda tasted like sierra mist but better.

― Frobisher, Sunday, 21 January 2018 21:04 (eight years ago)

The "Holiday Blend" was good

― JRN, Sunday, 21 January 2018 21:25 (eight years ago)

A thread of renown:

I just walked in on my friends having a Mountain Dew tasting party and I thought they were joking but they've definitely tasted 15 kinds so far and they have 27 flavors altogether. one friend says: "this is worse than the worst SAW movie"
— priscilla page (@BBW_BFF) January 20, 2018

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 23 January 2018 00:18 (eight years ago)

#jelly

― calstars, Tuesday, 23 January 2018 01:12 (eight years ago)

I need some friends like that

― JRN, Tuesday, 23 January 2018 01:55 (eight years ago)

it's a fucking soda

― The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 04:30 (eight years ago)

pop

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 23 January 2018 04:37 (eight years ago)

one year passes...

That's right friends I'm looking at pictures of store brand Mountain Dew again pic.twitter.com/KeBno0lCPD
— weed opposer (@yerpalmildsauce) April 19, 2019

― mookieproof, Saturday, 20 April 2019 22:04 (six years ago)

Glad they added the extra 'e' to HEEE HAW to avoid litigation from the Roy Clark Estate.

― pplains, Saturday, 20 April 2019 23:53 (six years ago)

KNow what goes good with some Mountain Shoutin'?

https://i.imgur.com/BrXZRuC.jpg

― pplains, Sunday, 21 April 2019 04:10 (six years ago)

Dyin’

― calstars, Sunday, 21 April 2019 07:59 (six years ago)

incredible

― she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Sunday, 21 April 2019 11:31 (six years ago)

one month passes...

A thread of Eminem as bottles of Mountain Dew pic.twitter.com/B8CtTio5kM
— ☥Seymour Guapo🌅 (@MacheteBlak) April 17, 2019

― mookieproof, Thursday, 6 June 2019 15:41 (six years ago)

two years pass...

$SAM $PEP Boston Beer Partners w PepsiCo for U.S. Launch of New 'HARD MTN DEW' Alcoholic Offering. Adults of legal drinking age will experience the HARD MTN DEW bold flavors & distinctive branding, all w an Alcohol by Volume (ABV) of 5%, perfect for occasions to dial-up the fun pic.twitter.com/pIH1m5wfJv
— Hammerstone Markets (@HammerstoneMar3) August 10, 2021

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 10 August 2021 13:33 (four years ago)

That's gotta go against the "no advertising to minors" rule.

― pplains, Tuesday, 10 August 2021 15:09 (four years ago)

this is just four loko isn't it

― criminally negligible (harbl), Tuesday, 10 August 2021 15:32 (four years ago)

christ

― groovemaaan, Tuesday, 10 August 2021 15:56 (four years ago)

'Zero sugar' doesn't sound fun to me... it'll probably have aspartame or something gross like that.

― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 10 August 2021 16:40 (four years ago)

Those look excellent

― calstars, Tuesday, 10 August 2021 16:41 (four years ago)

two weeks pass...

Yes buuuuuut have you had this Mountain Dew

https://imagesvc.meredithcorp.io/v3/mm/image?url=https%3A%2F%2Fstatic.onecms.io%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2Fsites%2F20%2F2021%2F08%2F25%2Fflamin-hot-mtn-dew-2.jpg

https://avirtuouswoman.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/The-Seven-Seals-of-Revelation.jpg

― Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Friday, 27 August 2021 15:02 (four years ago)

I was tempted to wrack my brain in pursuit of the most disgusting mashup of various PepsiCo. products I could think of but I guarantee that PepsiCo. has already beat me to the punch somewhere along the line. I think maybe like a modified Arnold Palmer that's like half lemon Lipton and half ground up Funyuns is the only thing they have yet to try.

― Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Friday, 27 August 2021 15:18 (four years ago)

hmm, a hot cold drink...could be interesting

― calstars, Friday, 27 August 2021 15:39 (four years ago)

I'd certainly take Flaming Hot Mountain Drew over Cool Ranch Mountain Dew.

― MarkoP, Friday, 27 August 2021 20:07 (four years ago)

that little demon lighting the hills on fire is not gonna fly here in the west

― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 27 August 2021 20:15 (four years ago)

missed opportunity in thread title, should be MOUNTAINS DEW

― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Friday, 27 August 2021 20:19 (four years ago)

Throw some flamin' hot cheetos in there and call it a boba

― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 27 August 2021 20:25 (four years ago)

A road game my old band came up with driving back from shows was to try to top each other coming up with a more one up ridiculous combination of 3 things out of truck stop/convenience store. Usually a combination of food item, drink and then wild card.

Like I went into the Redimart and got me a Code Red Mt. Dew, a package of Ho Ho's and a bag of Spicy Corn Nuts.

One might reply with - I went into the Love's truck stop and got me a hot pickle in a bag, a pack of Cinnamon Dentyne and a King Cobra Malt Liquor.

Fun for the whole family or doom band roadtrip...

― earlnash, Friday, 27 August 2021 20:28 (four years ago)

one year passes...

i've preemptively named every mountain dew-based cocktail. please note I've only made like 3 of these combinations pic.twitter.com/GbaGQ8novD
— Jack Grimes (@Jackapedia_) September 19, 2022

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 21 September 2022 04:18 (three years ago)

Need tombot to have all the mountain dews cocktails and report back

― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Wednesday, 21 September 2022 04:22 (three years ago)

“Deaths Dynamic Grog “
DDS going mainstream huh

― calstars, Wednesday, 21 September 2022 05:15 (three years ago)

I've never made a Mtn Dew based cocktail, but recently tried a Gatorade Gimlet and it was pretty darn good

― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 21 September 2022 16:30 (three years ago)

not sure how it escaped comment, but the so-called Hard Mountain Dew not only has no sugar, it also has zero caffeine
a couple of them accurately present a MD-like flavor, the rest totally miss

― mh, Wednesday, 21 September 2022 16:35 (three years ago)

two months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FiLfn2bWIAAwitX?format=jpg&name=small

― mookieproof, Friday, 2 December 2022 10:32 (three years ago)

the cursed images thread is leaking (a brown viscous fruitcake-scented fluid)

― abyssalbussy (cat), Friday, 2 December 2022 19:14 (three years ago)

three months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FqljLj1acAEAxBC.jpg:small

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 03:53 (two years ago)

ooft

― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 08:50 (two years ago)

Hmmm, what is this. Summertime packaging, making the logo look like a beachball? Maybe it's iced tea-flavored Pepsi? Not my thing, but ...

Wait. Easter's coming up. Nooooooo, it can't --- nooooooo.

― pplains, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 14:56 (two years ago)

your post says oh no but your tummy says, actually it says oh no too

― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 15:18 (two years ago)

i shant be trying that one but in my mind it is sickly sweet even moreso than pepsi already is

― ciderpress, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 15:52 (two years ago)

Peeps essence

― calstars, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 16:28 (two years ago)

I'd rather eat a Pepsi marshmallow than whatever that is.

― pplains, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 16:28 (two years ago)

https://i.redd.it/uo5zl5w69mc81.jpg

― Kate (rushomancy), Tuesday, 7 March 2023 18:16 (two years ago)

they needed to call this peepsi and i am furious that they did not

― the royal y'all (cat), Thursday, 9 March 2023 06:33 (two years ago)

i kinda want to try the fruit cake one

― The field divisions are fastened with felicitations. (Deflatormouse), Thursday, 9 March 2023 06:37 (two years ago)

dew + rum + citron, top it off with a candied cherry, watch as your pancreas busts out of your gut and tumbles gibbering into the night 🍹

― the royal y'all (cat), Thursday, 9 March 2023 06:47 (two years ago)

i like the cut of your jib

― mookieproof, Thursday, 9 March 2023 06:58 (two years ago)

-bering pancreas <3

― the royal y'all (cat), Thursday, 9 March 2023 07:06 (two years ago)

four months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncgVwgV4KQw

― johnny crunch, Thursday, 20 July 2023 23:10 (two years ago)

That guy’s poor heart

― calstars, Thursday, 20 July 2023 23:43 (two years ago)

heroic

i'd be more impressed if he'd smooth-poured the dews so they were still fizzy tho

― mookieproof, Friday, 21 July 2023 00:52 (two years ago)

one year passes...

*bump*

― Thrapple from the Apple (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 22 July 2024 20:47 (one year ago)

will we accept Mtn Dew Kickstart as a Dew? I've had most of those. The orange one reminds me of Minute Maid Orange soda (rip) and the pineapple one has real pineapple juice

― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Monday, 22 July 2024 20:51 (one year ago)

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