Public School Newspaper Censorship late 2005 edition!

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'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Monday, 28 November 2005 17:07 (nineteen years ago)

Birth control and tattoos??? WTF, people still get het up about these topics? I feel like Hal Sparks should be narrating that article, with little sarcastic remarks about how wacky the '90s were.

That's so sad, that is seriously sad, and the guy's excuse, "We got 14 year olds reading this!" Does he seriously think 14 year olds have no familiarity with the concept of birth control and sex?

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 28 November 2005 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

they tried to do this shit back in h.s. when my gf wrote a front page article (w/ banner headline) on governor hodges taking condoms out of all the health clinics

oooh, Monday, 28 November 2005 17:20 (nineteen years ago)

Makes you wonder what sex ed in that school is like! "CONDOMS DO NOT PREVENT AIDS" perhaps?

'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Monday, 28 November 2005 17:21 (nineteen years ago)

unfortunately they also failed to censor my smarmy, joel stein-wannabe interview with a classmate who raised goats

oooh, Monday, 28 November 2005 17:22 (nineteen years ago)

however in my experience most schools dont give a fuck, our paper got read by like 15 ppl

oooh, Monday, 28 November 2005 17:23 (nineteen years ago)

My friend Jamie and I put out an underground school paper with lots of Hunter S. Thompson-inspired drug hinting and illustrations of winged eyeballs and satirical stories about our principal. I don't think it was censored, but Jamie had to go talk to the principal about it, I wonder if he got in trouble.

n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 28 November 2005 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

probably not!

oooh, Monday, 28 November 2005 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

The only time we ever got censored was when we created an entire special supplement about sex topics and illustrated every single story with photographs of Ken and Barbie (and Friends) in compromising positions. They weren't at all bothered by graphic stories and frank discussion, just, like, Barbie's boobies. Whatever.

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 28 November 2005 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

they should have done what i did: only print one copy at a time (on double-sided A4) and make sure they knew exactly who was reading it and when.

i've been a professional journalist since the mid-nineties, but i still think "the eccles" in 1992 and 1993 (number of editions made: six) will be the highlight of my career.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Monday, 28 November 2005 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

you guys and Dwight Teeter are totally overeacting.

Of course there has to be some censorship for H.S. papers

Also:
"the student had not told her parents about the tattoo"

"I have a problem with the idea of putting something in the paper that makes us a part of hiding something from the parents," he said.

This is not news. why is it on cnn?

A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 28 November 2005 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

The tattoo thing is merely asinine and pointless. It's a side issue thrown in by the school to distract.

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 28 November 2005 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

ok, well they could get in legal trouble for presenting/endorsing unauthorized biased sex education.

A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 28 November 2005 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

It just seems poorly organized of them to release it before they decide it's not ok to release.

A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 28 November 2005 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

A Nairn, please don't post on my threads.

'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Monday, 28 November 2005 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

they could get in legal trouble for presenting/endorsing unauthorized biased sex education.

so many choice bits here, but i'll just take this one:

...."biased"?

kingfish hobo juckie (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 28 November 2005 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

don't worry, I would post 1000 lines of the same word like you sometimes do.

anyway think if there would be legal trouble if there was an article in the school paper claiming Christianity as truth.

A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 28 November 2005 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

just because he's an unreasonable, conservative, religious, implacable, right-wing fucknut; doesn't mean he hasn't got a right to speak.

Ed (dali), Monday, 28 November 2005 17:41 (nineteen years ago)

In what way could they get into "legal trouble" for that? Please name some cases, etc.

Also claiming birth control as "truth" ie presenting statistics about whether or not it works versus claiming an unprovable entity exists are kind of two different things, right? I mean spermicide really does kill sperm dead!

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 28 November 2005 17:41 (nineteen years ago)

That all being said, no there really would not be legal trouble over that, I mean have you ever read a fucking editorial page?

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 28 November 2005 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

you can editorialize what the fuck ever you want

oooh, Monday, 28 November 2005 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

xpost with ally

_, Monday, 28 November 2005 17:43 (nineteen years ago)

Many states allow parents remove kids from sex education classes. Covering the same material in the school paper available to everyone goes against this.

A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 28 November 2005 17:43 (nineteen years ago)

This sucks. Unfortunately, it's hard for students to argue when there's a Supreme Court opinion backing the schools.

I do feel guilty for getting any perverse amusement out of it (Rock Hardy), Monday, 28 November 2005 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

Quick, burn all books in school libraries about the human reproductive system!!

'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Monday, 28 November 2005 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

Many states allow parents remove kids from sex education classes. Covering the same material in the school paper available to everyone goes against this.

No, it doesn't. Information on reproduction and most likely various forms of birth control would also be available in the school library.

XPOST

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 28 November 2005 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

Covering the same material in the school paper available to everyone goes against this.

how? are they physically compelling the kid to read it, clamping his eyeballs open w/ some Ludwig Van on the stereo, and forcing the text into his head?

kingfish hobo juckie (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 28 November 2005 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

I submitted a poem to my high school paper told from the point of view of a 14-year-old girl who liked being molested by her father. Aside from a "gee, I hope you didn't actually experience any sexual abuse" comment from the advisor, that got published with no comment and little fanfare. Also, the article I wrote where I asked the student body to rat out the kid who wrote racial epithets on my computer disk so that I could beat in his brains with a bat was published with minimal editing.

Dan (It Helps To Be The Golden Child) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 28 November 2005 17:48 (nineteen years ago)

"biased sex education"

Plz explain this notion.

rogermexico (rogermexico), Monday, 28 November 2005 17:48 (nineteen years ago)

some schools require parents permission to check out certain books. I remember at mine they had the sex education books stored behind the librarians desk. People have the right to let the family dictate sex education in place of the state.

A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 28 November 2005 17:48 (nineteen years ago)

didnt cali just rule that schools can teach kids certain aspects of sex ed w/o parental approval? how is this difft from parents who tell their kids the earth is 4000 years old? (aside from the fact that understanding birth control and std prevention is actually an important, practical, life-or-death matter more than creationism or scientific ignorance)

oooh, Monday, 28 November 2005 17:49 (nineteen years ago)

(XP) Uuhhh...that's horrifying. Can't string thoughts together but OUCH.

Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 28 November 2005 17:49 (nineteen years ago)

Thanks, Nairn, for giving another datapoint for why America should be burned to the ground and rebooted.

Dan (Fuck That Shit) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 28 November 2005 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

I once wrote an editorial advocating women walk around completely topless. No one raised an eyebrow! I guess it was clear that by women I did NOT mean Barbie, so it was ok.

xpost so then only hand out the newspaper to kids whose parents are complete wingjobs. I mean just look at the ones who need permission slips to check out books and exclude them. Then distribute the paper to EVERYONE ELSE, which would increase their readership by like 18 trillion-fold from 3 dorkpants up to the entire school so hey everyone wins.

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 28 November 2005 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

understanding birth control and std prevention is actually an important, practical, life-or-death matter

many people teach there kids to wait until marriage to have sex and to only ever have sex with their spouse.

A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 28 November 2005 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, and that works, too.

Dan (Premarital Sex? Doesn't Happen. Neither Does Adultery.) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 28 November 2005 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

yeah and many kids still fuck around and get knocked up (and disproportionately in the south & midwestern bible belt, regions where many parents deny their children any reasonable sex ed)

oooh, Monday, 28 November 2005 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

A Nairn,

"There" is not the same as "Their".

Also, people don't need to know that intravenous drug use spreads AIDS because they're not supposed to shoot junk anyways!

xpost

'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Monday, 28 November 2005 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

i dont want my kid to know that smoking causes cancer!! he shouldnt be smoking anyway!!!

oooh, Monday, 28 November 2005 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

the point is the school should err on the side of less violation of the rights of those who want to teach their own kids about sex than on the side of a student writing a newspaper article repeating information available in health class and the libraries.

A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 28 November 2005 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

many people teach there kids to wait until marriage to have sex and to only ever have sex with their spouse.

And the fact that those people have higher STD and teen-pregnancy rates than kids who understand birth control just doesn't matter to you, does it? Nairn, Jesus Christ has turned you into a tool.

I do feel guilty for getting any perverse amusement out of it (Rock Hardy), Monday, 28 November 2005 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

ignorance is not a right

oooh, Monday, 28 November 2005 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

People have the right to let the family dictate sex education in place of the state.

Yet the state has the right to legislate sexual behavior in place of the family. Fascinating. Hypocritical in the extreme, but fascinating.

rogermexico (rogermexico), Monday, 28 November 2005 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

Our point is that is a stupid, ignorant, dangerous point.

Dan (And So On) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 28 November 2005 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

rogermexico pwns again.

'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Monday, 28 November 2005 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

the point is the school should err on the side of less violation of the rights of those who want to teach their own kids about sex than on the side of a student writing a newspaper article repeating information available in health class and the libraries.

Home schooling then.

D.I.Y. U.N.K.L.E. (dave225.3), Monday, 28 November 2005 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

Bbbbut America is a CHRISTIAN NATION!@!@!@

A Nairn (ex machina), Monday, 28 November 2005 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

many people teach there kids to wait until marriage to have sex and to only ever have sex with their spouse.

What does this have to do with birth control?

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 28 November 2005 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

married and monogamous people use birth control, too!

tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Monday, 28 November 2005 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

ex machina, please don't post with my name.

A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 28 November 2005 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

No, fuck you.

A Nairn (ex machina), Monday, 28 November 2005 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

Aw.

Dan (TROO WUV) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 28 November 2005 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

if this was the sixth-form common room back home, the splash headline on the next edition of "the eccles" would be:

A NAIRN
IS A TOTAL
BELL-END

with the attributive subdeck:

"jesus christ has turned him into a tool"

but it's not. it's ILX, and i'm 30 years old. so i won't stoop so low.

oh, fuck.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Monday, 28 November 2005 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

Hahaha I thought that was a reply to my question about birth control versus premarital sex, I was like WHOA WAY TO GO A. NAIRN!!

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 28 November 2005 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

I think he has said stuff that amounts to "America is a Christian nation" before.

'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Monday, 28 November 2005 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

no, It's idealolgies are based in Christian philosophy, but it is not a Christian nation. It has freedom of religion. (i.e. secularism shouldn't over shadow any religion in the public square)

A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 28 November 2005 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

many people teach there kids to wait until marriage to have sex and to only ever have sex with their spouse.

What does this have to do with birth control?

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 28 November 2005 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

I CANET SPELL BECAUSE I WAS HOMESK00LED!!!!!2121!

A. Nairn (ex machina), Monday, 28 November 2005 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

birth control doesn't become a life-or-death matter for the monogamous.

A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 28 November 2005 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

Depends on who you're monogamous with, doesn't it?

Dan (It's Not Rocket Science) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 28 November 2005 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

some schools require parents permission to check out certain books. I remember at mine they had the sex education books stored behind the librarians desk. People have the right to let the family dictate sex education in place of the state.

Except that most conservative "WE'S ABOUT THE FAMILY N' SHIT! WE EVEN HAVE THE WORD 'FAMILY' IN OUR GROUP'S NAME!" groups get all het up about this shit, and go about doing WHATEVER they can to prevent anybody's kids from learning this stuff. That's why they push for shit like putting the naughty books under lock & key, or sex-ed classes that teach only abstinence(and elect folks who only allow abst-only stuff taught).

You can't let that subversive knowledge get out there to anybody's kids or its sinful nature will surely infect the minds of our precious infants. I don't want my Johnny hanging with that papist Mary, since her tongue like a cow will make him go "wow." Etc.

None of this has anything to do with supplants the parents' "right" to keep their kids as dumb as possible. Those folks can take their own personal crotch-spawnlings out of these classes, so they're not affected. (effected?)

kingfish hobo juckie (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 28 November 2005 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

"supplants" => "supplanting"

Xpost: wot Dan said.

kingfish hobo juckie (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 28 November 2005 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

birth control doesn't become a life-or-death matter for the monogamous.

How do you figure? Also, again, please tell me what what you said has to do with what is portrayed in this article as being the content of the censored information?

In other words, answer my fucking question.

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 28 November 2005 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

here are some articles to read for those interested:

http://www.probe.org/content/view/94/88/

http://www.probe.org/content/view/862/72/

A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 28 November 2005 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

You're like an illiterate Momus.

Dan (Answer The Question Already) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 28 November 2005 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

This has absolutely, utterly nothing to do with the topic at hand, Nairn.

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 28 November 2005 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

Aw.

A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 28 November 2005 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

x-post

A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 28 November 2005 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

ok, back to topic at hand...

A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 28 November 2005 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

School health clinics and entire sexual education curriculum /= one off articles mentioning contraceptive statistics in a newspaper.

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 28 November 2005 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

birth control doesn't become a life-or-death matter for the monogamous

it bloody well is for me and mrs fiendish. a nairn, have you ever actually had a functional relationship sex?

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Monday, 28 November 2005 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

http://files.blog-city.com/files/N04/80094/p/f/churchlady.jpg

oooh, Monday, 28 November 2005 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

Okay, if my sexual experience included a liason with Dana Carvey while he was dressed as The Church Lady, I would want to ruin sex for everyone, too.

Dan (Abstinence Forever) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 28 November 2005 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

nevermind birth control being a "life or death matter"

'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Monday, 28 November 2005 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

well wasnt that special

oooh, Monday, 28 November 2005 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

So A. Nairn are you like a marketing shill for Probe or something?

xpost WHOA

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 28 November 2005 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

Are condoms a safe and effective way to reduce pregnancy and STDs? Sex educators seem to think so. Every day sex education classes throughout this country promote condoms as a means of safe sex or at least safer sex. But the research on condoms provides no such guarantee.

oooh, Monday, 28 November 2005 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

At the 1987 World Congress of Sexologists, Theresa Crenshaw asked the audience, "If you had the available partner of your dreams and knew that person carried HIV, how many of you would have sex, depending on a condom for your protection?" None of the 800 members of the audience raised their hand. If condoms do not eliminate the fear of HIV infection for sexologists and sex educators, why encourage the children of America to play STD Russian roulette?

science!

oooh, Monday, 28 November 2005 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

condoms arent made to prevent the exchange of fluids between sexual partners, theyre to eliminate FEAR!

oooh, Monday, 28 November 2005 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

nevermind birth control being a "life or death matter"

Jesus Christ that's frightning.

Dan (Ashy Baby) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 28 November 2005 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

I did some research once, that proved that earthquakes don't actually happen, and everyone just shakes their body in unison and pretends there is an earthquake. It took a lot of Shatner but it was worth it when my thesis got purchased by Probe.com.

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 28 November 2005 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

Next I want to focus on state laws that require parental notification when minor children are given prescription birth- control drugs and devices.

Opponents refer to these requirements as "squeal rules" and denounce them as an invasion of privacy. This reaction illustrates how far our society has deviated from biblical morality.

oooh, Monday, 28 November 2005 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

i must admit www.probe.com is not what i thought it would be

oooh, Monday, 28 November 2005 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.rockrattlenroll.com/images/toyProbeGame.jpg

oooh, Monday, 28 November 2005 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.80scartoons.co.uk/duckula1.jpg

'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Monday, 28 November 2005 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

is that a darkwing duck villain

oooh, Monday, 28 November 2005 18:39 (nineteen years ago)


the article needed to be edited so it would be acceptable for the entire school

I'm not sure what the exact wording of the article is and I don't know if it was an editorial, but the superintendent judged it to not be acceptable. Some parents would prefer not to expose their children to contraceptives and the article did this. They should be free have preferences on this matter. Why are certain liberal ideas against the liberty of certain people?

A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 28 November 2005 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

World Congress of Sexologists

Words fail.

kingfish hobo juckie (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 28 November 2005 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

It is "freedom of", not "freedom from".

Dan (And So On) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 28 November 2005 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

[America] has freedom of religion. (i.e. secularism shouldn't over shadow any religion in the public square)

Dude, I am totally going to laugh about this with all the other Elders in my Secularist congregation.

rogermexico (rogermexico), Monday, 28 November 2005 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

some christian scientists prefer not to expose their children to general medical treatment, should we take nurses offices out of schools so they dont get offended?

oooh, Monday, 28 November 2005 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

dude you make it sound like the state is cramming diaphragms up 15 yr old coochiecoos (which wouldnt actually be a terrible jobidea)

oooh, Monday, 28 November 2005 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

Why are certain liberal ideas against the liberty of certain people?

Because certain people are dicks.

rogermexico (rogermexico), Monday, 28 November 2005 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

Why are certain liberal ideas against the liberty of certain people?

In what way is a fundie wacko's liberty affected by allowing an article, which they can choose not to read, be published?

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 28 November 2005 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

I mean, seriously, that makes utterly no sense. No one is impinging on your rights to keep your children barefoot and illiterate or whatever it is you feel is appropriate in this day and age. You ARE impinging on the rights of people to share information if, instead of choosing to boycott the infidel, you simply ban the information.

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 28 November 2005 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

maybe the article appeared like it was something the school was endorsing, and was falsely representing what really was the case.

A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 28 November 2005 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

www.talibarn.com

'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Monday, 28 November 2005 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

The sad thing...OK, among the sad things here is that Oak Ridge by reputation has some of the best and most progressive schools in Tennessee (because of all the scientists there). I once covered a "presentation" on sex and birth control at another Tennessee school by a "nationally known" Christian educator (from Texas, I think). Her basic message was, Sex is a wonderful gift from God but if you try to do it outside the sanctified bonds of marriage you will get horrible diseases and never be able to have children and no one will ever want to marry you, so when you get the urge, just have a candy bar instead. I think she recommended Snickers in particular. And they yanked kids out of class for a special assembly for this.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Monday, 28 November 2005 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

"what was really the case."

Monogamy and abstaining didn't help the Virgin Mary, I can't figure out why you people aren't more reasonable on this topic in light of that information.

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 28 November 2005 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

Ah yes, the best way to win an argument is to make up a hypothetical situation that panders to your thesis.

(xpost: No Snickers bar has ever given me an orgasm; maybe I should have stuck my dick in it as opposed to eating it.)

Dan (Nutty) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 28 November 2005 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

I laughed at the "1800 copies" thing. Gimme a fuckin' break.

"Lisa, you're sure to be a hero when the rest of the class sees these layouts and these fonts!"

kingfish hobo juckie (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 28 November 2005 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

when you get the urge, just have a candy bar instead.

A couple years of that should take care of the whole "people want to have sex with me" problem.

rogermexico (rogermexico), Monday, 28 November 2005 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

birth control doesn't become a life-or-death matter for the monogamous.

Birth control was banned on religious grounds in eras when and in places where it was indeed a matter of life and death for monogamous women.

E. Tehlointehwitandchtherawrobd (M.V.), Monday, 28 November 2005 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

In Prince v. Massachusetts (1944), the U.S. Supreme Court unmistakably declared that parents do not have the right, in the name of religion, to endanger the lives of their children:


"The family itself is not beyond regulation in the public interest, as against a claim of religious liberty. And neither the rights of religion nor the rights of parenthood are beyond limitation…The right to practice religion freely does not include the right to expose the community or the child to communicable disease or the latter to ill-health or death… "

"Parents may be free to become martyrs themselves. But it does not follow they are free, in identical circumstances, to make martyrs of their children before they can make that choice for themselves. "

oooh, Monday, 28 November 2005 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

If you want to experience freedom of the press, you must own the press. Nothing else works.

Aimless (Aimless), Monday, 28 November 2005 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

thats pretty deep, karl

oooh, Monday, 28 November 2005 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

I would rather pwn the press.

Dan (Haha! See What I Did There?) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 28 November 2005 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

And how is teaching abstinence in place of contraception endangering the lives of children?

kid A learns about abstinence, but doesn't follow it.
kid B learns about contraception, but does follow it.

They are in the same boat

kid A learns about abstinence, and does follow it.
kid B learns about contraception, and does follow it.

kid B is more at risk for STDs

A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 28 November 2005 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

are you fucking serious

oooh, Monday, 28 November 2005 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

Well, for one, abstintent children might get pregnant by God-rape, as I've already pointed out.

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 28 November 2005 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

XXXPOST extraordinaire

no, It's idealolgies are based in Christian philosophy, but it is not a Christian nation. It has freedom of religion. (i.e. secularism shouldn't over shadow any religion in the public square)

It makes me nauseous when uppity Christians embrace the free practice part of the first amendment, then TOTALLY ignore the establishment clause.

Go stuff your Christian ideaLOLogies. The Founding Fathers were deists and freemasons.

elmo (allocryptic), Monday, 28 November 2005 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

In Prince v. Massachusetts (1944)

This is no longer settled law; it was superseded by TAFKAP vs. Connecticut (1991).

M. V. (M.V.), Monday, 28 November 2005 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

But less risk for thinking grownups are full of shit.

xpost

rogermexico (rogermexico), Monday, 28 November 2005 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

A Nairn, I am suing you for injuries sustained while laughing like a crazed at your astounding lack of reasoning skills.

Dan (Ouch Ha Ha Ouch) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 28 November 2005 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

kid A learns about abstinence, and does follow it.
kid B learns about contraception, and does follow it

http://www.treefingers.com/gallery/gallery/thom/thom140.jpg

elmo (allocryptic), Monday, 28 November 2005 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

The Founding Fathers were deists and freemasons.

the members of the Constitutional Convention, the most influential group of men shaping the political foundations of our nation, were almost all Christians, 51 of 55--a full 93%. Indeed, 70% were Calvinists (the Episcopalians, Presbyterians, and the Dutch Reformed), considered by some to be the most extreme and dogmatic form of Christianity.
http://www.str.org/site/News2?page=NewsArticle&id=5243

A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 28 November 2005 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

A Nairn, where are you from?

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 28 November 2005 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

Is a teenager who is interested in having sex more likely to:

A) use birth control?
B) abstain from having sex?

Dan (HINT: It's Not B) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 28 November 2005 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

man i bet a nairns parents wish they had known about contraception

oooh, Monday, 28 November 2005 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

depends on their education

x-post

A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 28 November 2005 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

John F. Kennedy was a Catholic... Yet he DID NOT BOW TO THE POPE

TOMBOT, Monday, 28 November 2005 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

if they learned about self-control, consequences resulting from their actions, and morality then B

A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 28 November 2005 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

Should I keep asking "Where are you from?" the way I had to ask my previous question until you non-answer it?

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 28 November 2005 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

xpost Tom, that's the reason why he had to die, you realize that right? Pope mafia.

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 28 November 2005 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

Nairn: Just because they went to church doesn't mean they WEREN'T freemasons, too.

elmo (allocryptic), Monday, 28 November 2005 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

Obviously the extensive training in self-control, cause & effect, and morality was what stopped all those priests from sexually abusing minors

TOMBOT, Monday, 28 November 2005 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

but their philosophical foundations were very Christian

A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 28 November 2005 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

who says those priests had good training and understanding in those topics?

A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 28 November 2005 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

SO WERE GEORGE III'S
I'M SO CONFUSED NOW

TOMBOT, Monday, 28 November 2005 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

nairn do you know of any public school sex ed program that doesnt promote abstinence as the 100% reliable way to avoid stds and pregnancy? do you think theyre just throwin buttplugs at 13 yr olds and tellin em to get busy? self control and consequences are at the heart of every sex ed program ever taught

oooh, Monday, 28 November 2005 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

A 22nd-century historian using the standards of evidence in that str.org piece would conclude that I am a Christian.

M. V. (M.V.), Monday, 28 November 2005 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

THe Knights Templar believed in third-trimester abortion and various contraceptive methods

TOMBOT, Monday, 28 November 2005 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

nairn what do you think about masturbation?

oooh, Monday, 28 November 2005 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

please note i did not say when or how

oooh, Monday, 28 November 2005 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

but their philosophical foundations were very Christian

Accepting this as a given bassed purely on church membership, who cares? The laws they set in place restrict the power of the state to favor one religious belief system over another. End of story.

They also wore wigs and stockings. Fortunately, our constitution doesn't bind us to 18th century fashion any more than it binds us to 18th century morality.

rogermexico (rogermexico), Monday, 28 November 2005 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

buttplugs have nothing to do with contraception, either. Trust me. Don't y'all know how to make babies around here?!

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 28 November 2005 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

He never thinks about sex because he's learned "self-control, consequences resulting from their actions, and morality". He learned these things by reading Curious George upside-down and opting out of sex-ed classes. Unfortunately syphillis is rotting his brain.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 28 November 2005 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i know but id just clicked on the thread about that atari belt buckle

oooh, Monday, 28 November 2005 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

That's true roger. I was just responding to Elmo.


self control and consequences are at the heart of every sex ed program ever taught
This would be great if it was totally true.

re: mastrubation... I think lust is bad and self-control is good.

A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 28 November 2005 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

Nairn:

FYI, the Jeffersonian "wall of separation" between Church and State was established not only to protect the freedom to practice religion, but also to make sure that the government would not corrupt religion towards its own ends. The first amendment is in place to ensure that the practice of religious war that plagued europe for centuries would not savage America as well. (Which is exactly what we are seeing today, incidentally)

elmo (allocryptic), Monday, 28 November 2005 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

but their philosophical foundations were very Christian

Am i wrong in thinking that it's this kinda thinking that results when American schools don't teach anything about the English Civil War?(among other things)

kingfish hobo juckie (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 28 November 2005 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

I remember the first sex ed class I had to attend. They were telling us all about how at our age the boys only like girls who put out and how a lot of girls our age get pregnant cos they don't realize you can get pregnant the first time, or by letting a boy come on you, etc etc.

I was in 5th grade!!!!!!!!!

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 28 November 2005 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

kingfish OTM

elmo (allocryptic), Monday, 28 November 2005 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

The first amendment is in place to ensure that the practice of religious war that plagued europe for centuries would not savage America as well. (Which is exactly what we are seeing today, incidentally)

yup, exactly.

kingfish hobo juckie (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 28 November 2005 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

kid A learns about abstinence, but doesn't follow it.
kid B learns about contraception, but does follow it.

How the fuck is this the same boat? You did say "abstinence in place of contraception" so PRESUMABLY kid A has no clue about birth control. In other words, kid A is going to be a mother/father and kid B most likely won't. I think you mistyped.

mike h. (mike h.), Monday, 28 November 2005 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

If you think about it philosophically, we're all in the same boat, the world boat, at the end of the day, am I right or am I right?

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 28 November 2005 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

let's take a count. How many big wars were there in the UK and on the continent during the 17th & 18th centuries due to religion mucking up with the politickin'? I know that we can count the English & German Civil Wars, for two, but what else?

kingfish hobo juckie (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 28 November 2005 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

Which is exactly what we are seeing today, incidentally

Do you mean that religious ideas are having too much power? I think it could be the other way around. Look at the law suits to remove religion from the public over the recent years.

Positive neutrality insists that religious ideas should never be forced to hide themselves behind secular ones in order to participate in the public square. The government is not being neutral when it endorses a secular idea over a religious one in our schools or in other social programs.
http://www.probe.org/content/view/86/88/

A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 28 November 2005 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

buttplugs have nothing to do with contraception

Though come to think, Sex Ed 201 would have really come in handy.

rogermexico (rogermexico), Monday, 28 November 2005 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

nairn why do you argue christian principles of monogamy when the bible itself endorses you having multiple wives (i.e. solomon, jacob, isaac, etc)? does it infringe on the rights of christians to be taught monogamy in school?

oooh, Monday, 28 November 2005 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

kid A learns about abstinence, but doesn't follow it.
kid B learns about contraception, but does follow it.

also, as everybody else has mentioned, this is some sorta false-dichotomy bullshit. Al Franken keeps mentioning the "Abstinence education works....until it doesn't" when he talks about how his own kids had "Abstinence Plus" classes. Tell the kids not to fuck all you want, how it can screw up their lives to emotionally fuck around with folks when they're stupid and 15, but at some point, the kids is gunna fuck, and so that particular program took that into account. When you do do it, here's how you go about it safely etc.

Dammit, I wish Tep were still here. He knows more about how the latest "God doesn't want you fuckin' until you're like, married in a church n' shit" iteration came about, how it took some pretty involved Scriptural gymnastics to try to justify... Also, I've always wondered why folks concerned with this thought it sex after getting married in a civil/legal ceremony was okay.

kingfish hobo juckie (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 28 November 2005 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

If a man have two wives, one beloved, and another hated, and they have born him children, both the beloved and the hated; and if the firstborn son be hers that was hated. Then it shall be, when he maketh his sons to inherit that which he hath, that he may not make the son of the beloved firstborn before the son of the hated, which is indeed the firstborn. But he shall acknowledge the son of the hated for the firstborn, by giving him a double portion of all that he hath: for he is the beginning of his strength; the right of the firstborn is his. - deuteronomy 21:15-17

oooh, Monday, 28 November 2005 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

Nairn:

A case study: Justice Sunday, in which various fundamentalist leaders make common cause with Republican congressmen to stack the high courts with "moral" judges.

elmo (allocryptic), Monday, 28 November 2005 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

which connects with the whole "marriage legitimizes sex" hang-up that a lot of people still subscribe to, thus the visceral reaction/revulsion to letting gay folks be wed in some courtroom downtown...

kingfish hobo juckie (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 28 November 2005 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

oops, xpost

kingfish hobo juckie (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 28 November 2005 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

If a kid learns about contraception and becomes a follower are they a Contraceptian?

walter kranz (walterkranz), Monday, 28 November 2005 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

god blesses man w/ multiple wives-

And I gave thee thy master's house, and thy master's wives into thy bosom, and gave thee the house of Israel and of Judah; and if that had been too little, I would moreover have given unto thee such and such things. - 2 Samuel 12:8.

oooh, Monday, 28 November 2005 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

I don't think there is much scriptural gymnastics going on there. It's pretty strait forward in many places about sexual immorality. And I don't think those folks care about the civil/legal as much as they do the churches sanctification.

yeah, Tep would make good contrabutions.

A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 28 November 2005 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

Nairn, you're missing an important point here. The content of a student newspaper should not be considered "education." It's not part of the curriculum. Students aren't required to read it. They're not tested or graded on it. It's meant to be a voice for the student body, and an educational experience for the people who work on it. Administrators definitely have an interest in regulating its content -- they're presumably not going to let students print libel, complete falsehoods, racist tracts, outright obscenity, or anything along those lines. But this doesn't fall under that umbrella, does it?

By stepping in on this one, administrators are doing something much worse: they're trying to prevent students from sharing true, useful, and pertinent information about human sexuality. They're not just trying to keep it out of the classroom -- they're trying to keep that information from passing between the students themselves. All because of the obvious fear -- that parents can't tell the difference between the student newspaper as "the voice of the students" as "the voice of the school," and when their 14-year-olds come home with something they don't approve of, they'll be calling the principal first.

So while they might have the legal ability to do that -- and while they're probably making their own lives a lot more hassle-free by doing it -- they're doing a giant disservice to their students. At least some of the students are interested in safe sex and contraception. At least some portion of the student body wants to be armed with information about this stuff. And just imagine how dangerous and stupid it is to try to keep them from having it!

nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 28 November 2005 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

Can I be the asshole who makes the weird claim that some kids might have sex just because they're more comfortable with it because they talked about it in sex ed? This is the straw man argument that gets silently invoked every time by the pro-abstinence crowd. I bet there really are half a dozen kids that this is true for! I think they're also a lot more likely to practice "safe" sex, along with the kids who were going to do it anyway but learned that condoms are a good idea.

The kids that are actually pro-abstinence now have real facts and figured to argue with their friends and will be less shy about doing so since they're used to a dialogue on sex, no matter how awkward they choose to let it be. I'm sure they're going to argue that being able to talk even-handedly about sex issues removes the magic from the whole thing, but it might also remove the diseases! But, as nabisco just mentioned, in this case they're removing the dialogue between students. What's the good in that?

mike h. (mike h.), Monday, 28 November 2005 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

nairn has proved himself incapable of imagining how dangerous and stupid it is

oooh, Monday, 28 November 2005 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

"facts and figured" = "facts and figures", obviously

mike h. (mike h.), Monday, 28 November 2005 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

nitsuh otm.

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Monday, 28 November 2005 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

I think Nairn's position is completely untenable and I say this as someone who intentionally abstained from sex in high school, not for religious reasons but because if I got someone in my high school pregnant it was going to be blatantly obvious who the father was and I didn't want that hassle.

Dan (Only Three Black Men In The Whole School) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 28 November 2005 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha

oooh, Monday, 28 November 2005 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

and now youre on ilx

oooh, Monday, 28 November 2005 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

Some things never change.

Dan (One Of Four At My Company) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 28 November 2005 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

and when their 14-year-olds come home with something they don't approve of, they'll be calling the principal first.

This is what I understand the schools motivation is too. I was kind of saying it up at the top; that the school should err on the side of the parents to avoid legal hassle. Then I went off into a more general sex ed then seperation of church and state stuff.

A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 28 November 2005 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

legal hassle = protecting kids rights

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Monday, 28 November 2005 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

dialogue between students about sex often doesn't sound as intellectual or thought out as you would expect? Theses are the same students that everyone assumes are going to have sex no matter what their education is after all.

A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 28 November 2005 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

I just can't imagine anyone having this conversation --

KID: I wonder what it would be like to go to the beach.
DAD: Don't go to the beach. It's dangerous, you could get sunburned.
KID: Oh. But like, if I did go, aren't there things I could do to keep me from getting sunburned? Plus I heard from Julie in homeroom that you can't get sunburned your first time.
DAD: Don't go to the beach.
KID: Also I heard there's some kind of lotion you can put on that will keep you from getting sunburned.
DAD: Don't go to the beach.
KID: Is it just regular lotion? Like Jergen's, or something? Or is it like a cocoa butter thing?
DAD: I'm going to work now, honey. I'll be back tonight. Whatever you do, DON'T GO TO THE BEACH.

I mean, even leaving aside the issue of sex education itself -- when kids are clearly looking for information on this stuff, at what point do you stop stonewalling and just say it, just break it down and talk about what's actually at stake in going-to-the-beach, what's at risk and what safeguards a person can take and what kinds of decisions need to be made?

E.g. -- Nairn brings up the pro-abstinence line about the emotional repercussions of sex. And that's an important point, but then again -- how many pro-abstinence parents actually sit their kids down and talk about what exactly those repercussions are? (How many of them have any experience or understanding of those repercussions to talk about?) And as far as contraception goes, well, look at the big reversal among the abstinence crowd: suddenly they're teaching their kids all about condoms and spermicides, too -- only they're teaching them that they don't always work, that the risks are still there. The cause is pretty much lost right there. You can interpret the information however you want; you can point your kids in whatever direction you want, based on science or morals or emotion or anything else. But there's no good reason to stonewall, no good reason to try to keep them from getting accurate information.

The main drive behind preaching abstinence seems to be this idea that the kids shouldn't be thinking about this stuff at all, and that ship sailed long ago -- so far as I can tell, it's the sworn abstinent types who have to think about this stuff the most, because they've been preached at and sworn and made hyper-aware of the whole issue.

nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 28 November 2005 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

and changing one issue of a newspaper that probably not many students care about is not much of a a giant disservice

A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 28 November 2005 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

principles>>>>>>>>>principals

I do feel guilty for getting any perverse amusement out of it (Rock Hardy), Monday, 28 November 2005 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

love it or leave it!@#!@E@

A Nairn (ex machina), Monday, 28 November 2005 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

haha

A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 28 November 2005 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

xpost It being unsurprising that a school would cover its ass in a situation like this != it being OK for them to do it

giboyeux (skowly), Monday, 28 November 2005 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

nitsuhs dont-go-to-the-beach dialogue is almost as funny as his classic "enjoy your poop" "i believe i shall" one about voting for 3rd party candidates

oooh, Monday, 28 November 2005 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

meanwhile all my analogies is just me comparing situations to other ones with even more baggage than the first

oooh, Monday, 28 November 2005 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

KID: I don't want to learn about sex from the school.
TEACHER: You must not miss sex ed class. It's dangerous to miss, you could get STDs.
KID: Oh. But like, my parents are already teaching me about sex, and they don't want me to learn about it from the school either
TEACHER: Don't miss sex ed class.
KID: My parents taught me about abstinence, and how it is the best way to avoid STDs.
TEACHER: I'm going to lunch now, sport. I'll be back. Whatever you do, DON'T MISS SEX ED CLASS.

A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 28 November 2005 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

Nairn, the tactic of jumping into this argument about the issue at large and then narrowing it back down to this specific incident when you're faced with valid concerns is pretty transparent.

These are the same students that everyone assumes are going to have sex no matter what their education is after all.

What do you mean by "the same students?" No one here is assuming that the whole student body is interested in having sex or will have sex during high school. There are a number of kids that abstain from having sex because of religion, fear of consequences, emotional state, lack of interest in peers, or a combination of these and additional concerns (like Dan's!). Dialogue between students about sex is going to sound more intellectual from the crowd writing the paper (well, maybe -- my student paper was always written by the barely-literate who devoted the whole thing to the sports teams) and simpler in other groups. Anything more than calling some people sluts and gossip about "who's getting some" is a positive step.

mike h. (mike h.), Monday, 28 November 2005 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

I went to Catholic Elementary School and public High School and the sex ed classes were insanely different.
Catholic Sex Ed: Condoms cause cancer and only work 10% of the time, and if you have an abortion, no one will ever love you again.
Public Sex Ed: GRAPHIC AS ALL HELL STD SLIDESHOW

The fear of cauliflower dick resonated much more deeply than fear of not being loved.

Huk-L (Huk-L), Monday, 28 November 2005 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

KID: I don't want to learn about math from school
TEACHER: You must not blah blah blah

You get the idea.

giboyeux (skowly), Monday, 28 November 2005 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

Which I pretty much took for granted anyway, because I listened to too much Smiths records.

xpost

Huk-L (Huk-L), Monday, 28 November 2005 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

and now youre a stand-up comedian

oooh, Monday, 28 November 2005 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

What do you mean by "the same students?"

I meant a common argument for pro-contraception education is that kids are going to do it any way, we should prepare them to do it the safest way.

A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 28 November 2005 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

math >>>>>>>> health class

A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 28 November 2005 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

Sadly OTM, in my experience. Hence my earlier post re: "Sex Ed 201: Making It HOTT."

rogermexico (rogermexico), Monday, 28 November 2005 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

math >>>>>>>> health class

I don't think any sane person (or anyone who's had to sit through health class) is going to disagree with this statement.

Dan (This Does Not Mean Health Class Should Be Abolished) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 28 November 2005 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

Unlike most kids in high school, I really didn't want to drive that badly so I didn't take drivers education until the summer before my senior year. My parents dropped me off at school and I always was able to get rides from friends most of the time. During the class, we watched a half hour movie on how to drive safely near train tracks. There were absolutely no train tracks between my place and school, and I think I didn't actually drive near any active trains until I got to college.

They also showed seniors a film about drunk driving before the prom, followed by a short speech from someone who worked at the emergency room at a nearby hospital during which she recounted some of the accidents she'd seen injuries from, with graphic pictures. Even kids who didn't drive OR drink had to attend, the injustice! Of course, immediately after the presentation I heard people inviting each other to post-prom parties. I remember rolling my eyes and thinking they were idiots.

Obviously I should have opted out of both of these warning presentations, since they didn't apply to me.

mike h. (mike h.), Monday, 28 November 2005 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

our all-male sex ed class in grade 8 consisted of a borderline pro-date rape "go get 'em, boys" speech from a leering football coach/gym teacher who called us "ladies". there was a co-ed one the year before that was actually informative and worthwhile, so we were all just like "what the hell was that all about?" So in a way I can see how a parent wouldn't want school teachers to tell their kids about sex (based on how well they teach them to read and add, etc.). But - as has been pointed out - the question isn't about sex ed classes, it's about kids talking about sex ed in their newspaper. Now that I look back on that crazy sex ed episode, I wish we had our shit together enough back then to be trying to educate ourselves.

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Monday, 28 November 2005 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

Can I be the asshole who makes the weird claim that some kids might have sex just because they're more comfortable with it because they talked about it in sex ed?

Discussion of herpes, aids, condoms, diaphragms and childbirth made you more comfortable about sex at age 15?

walter kranz (walterkranz), Monday, 28 November 2005 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

Of course walter, that's why we need to keep sexual education out of the cirriculum!

mike h. (mike h.), Monday, 28 November 2005 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

I should probably disclose at some point here that I didn't have sex at any point during high school, but I didn't have any "health" classes either. I think I missed the one that we had in middle school because I missed a block of classes to go to some sort of accelerated reading/math thing.

mike h. (mike h.), Monday, 28 November 2005 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

I meant a common argument for pro-contraception education is that kids are going to do it any way, we should prepare them to do it the safest way.

Well, AREN'T they going to do it anyway? You're going to have to try really hard to convince me that high school students are not going to have sex because their parents / teachers / priests tell them not to.

(sndtrk: Frank Zappa - Joe's Garage Vol. I - Catholic Girls)

elmo (allocryptic), Monday, 28 November 2005 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

I don't think any sane person (or anyone who's had to sit through health class) is going to disagree with this statement.

Obviously. Still, if you're going to teach math, you teach ALL OF IT. Ditto sex ed: if you're going to bother teaching about sexuality AT ALL, then you have to cover both abstinence and birth control.

So, to ask yet another question of A Nairn: should we teach ANYTHING about sex in schools? Because they way I see it, it's all or nothing.


(and before you try "if you're going to bother teaching about science, you've got to cover both evolution and intelligent design," let me say this: DON'T.)

giboyeux (skowly), Monday, 28 November 2005 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.ncsl.org/programs/health/TeenBirthRatespc.gif

oooh, Monday, 28 November 2005 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

I missed a block of classes to go to some sort of accelerated reading/math thing

- hmmm... looks like we have a wee scheduling conflict

*looks at actual classes in conflict*

- oh, it's okay, those are the kids who won't be having sex or experimenting with drugs until college anyway

rogermexico (rogermexico), Monday, 28 November 2005 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

Hahahaha I just looked up my old health teacher and HE'S AN ASSISTANT PRINCIPAL NOW. This is the guy whom I got to tell a classroom of students that a broken arm was a disease!

Dan (Also A Guy From My Class Is An Art Teacher) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 28 November 2005 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

MAJ3SKI.

giboyeux (skowly), Monday, 28 November 2005 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

I was about to say that anyone from a white or yellow state on that map above has some sort of moral high ground but I'm sure that someone could pull out a map of abortion rates among teen girls to show flaws. It looks like there may be such a site, but ironically my workplace's web filter seems to block out sex education sites.

x-post, roger, that's depressingly close to correct..

mike h. (mike h.), Monday, 28 November 2005 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

People in warmer climates having more sex shocker!

walter kranz (walterkranz), Monday, 28 November 2005 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

POINT OF ORDER: People in warmer climates are having more babies.

Dan (Precision) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 28 November 2005 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

They've gotta do something to stay warm!

Huk-L (Huk-L), Monday, 28 November 2005 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

I'm surprised by that Alaska number. You'd think teenage boys and girls would have nothing better to do for the 11-month winter. Or maybe it's just that there are so few of each in close proximity?

Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Monday, 28 November 2005 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

Out-of-wedlock birthrate directly proportional to percentage of pirates named Cooter.

M. V. (M.V.), Monday, 28 November 2005 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

http://gokimonogo.com/donothump.jpg

'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Monday, 28 November 2005 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/92/teenbirthratespc4ly.gif

M. V. (M.V.), Monday, 28 November 2005 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

POINT OF ORDER: People in warmer climates are having more babies.

Sex = babies! Or are you one of those northeastern liberal secularists who believe that contraception actually works?

walter kranz (walterkranz), Monday, 28 November 2005 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

that tears it, I'm moving back to Chicago

Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Monday, 28 November 2005 22:19 (nineteen years ago)

isn't this moot anyway? i didn't see it mentioned on the thread before, but i'm pretty sure there's a supreme court ruling from maybe the 90s that states that minors, when it comes to school publications, have no free speech and can be censored by shool administrators...

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 28 November 2005 23:56 (nineteen years ago)

I mentioned it upthread.

Hazelwood School District v. Kuhlmeier, 484 U.S. 260, 1988

Argued: Oct. 13, 1987
Decided: Jan. 13, 1988

Issue: Whether school officials violated the First Amendment rights of staff members of a high school newspaper when they censored articles in the school newspaper.

Summary: Former staff members of the Hazelwood East High School's Spectrum, a student newspaper, filed suit against the Hazelwood, Mo., school district and its officials, alleging that their First Amendment rights had been violated when the school principal deleted articles from an issue of the school newspaper. The newspaper was written and edited by students in a journalism class. Pursuant to the school's practice, the teacher in charge of the paper submitted the paper to the school's principal for review. The principal objected to, and refused to print, two articles. One article described students' experiences with pregnancy. The principal objected to this article because even though the article did not name the pregnant students, they might be identified from the text. Further, the principal believed that the article's reference to sexual activity and birth control was inappropriate for the school's younger students. The second article discussed the impact of divorce on students attending school. The principal objected to this article because in the article a named student complained of her father's behavior without giving him opportunity to respond or consent to the article's publication.

Decision: In a 6-3 decision, the Court broke new ground by holding that a school need not sponsor or affirmatively support the sort of controversial expression that it must otherwise tolerate. The Court acknowledged a rich tradition of protecting students' rights to engage in their own expressive activities in school, such as the wearing of armbands. But it held that when schools are supervising or sponsoring expressive activities, such as publishing a newspaper, school officials may "exercise greater control" without violating the students' First Amendment rights.
The Court found that the school newspaper is not a forum for public expression as the public schools do not possess all of the attributes of traditional public forums. School facilities may be deemed public forums only if the school authorities have "by policy or practice" opened those facilities "for indiscriminate use by the general public." The teacher in charge of the newspaper had a great deal of control over the publishing of the newspaper and every issue was submitted to the principal for review. Therefore, neither the school nor the newspaper is a forum for public expression.
School officials do not violate the First Amendment "by exercising editorial control over the style and content of student speech in school-sponsored expressive activities" so long as the officials' actions are "reasonably related to pedagogical concerns." Pedagogical concerns include exposure to material that may be inappropriate for their level of maturity, an assurance that students learn lessons that an activity is designed to teach and that the views of individual speaker are not erroneously attributed to the school.
The Court found that the principal acted reasonably in deleting the articles from the schools newspaper and, therefore, the students' First Amendment rights were not violated.

I do feel guilty for getting any perverse amusement out of it (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 00:48 (nineteen years ago)

sorry, must've missed it, rh. thanks for posting the summary.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 01:00 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, this isn't an issue of whether they had the right to do it -- that's pretty well-established, and I don't think it's unreasonable that an official student paper (produced with the school's cooperation and resources) would be subject to review and control. The question is whether this is a good way to exercise that right -- by blocking students from sharing factual, medical information that some of them presumably want, and which could help them protect themselves from harm. The default here seems to be to steer clear of offending any parents at all, which will always be the easy way out. But there's some level on which I actually wish parents didn't have the right to control their children's access to information like this. I mean, usually parents are exercising that right to control what type of information their kids get, whose mouth it comes from, what sort of slant it has -- and yet this is one of few fields in which parents often collaborate to make sure their kids get no information at all. And that's just dangerous, especially when the kids are interested in that information -- when they want it, and it's kept a mystery, and they wind up more and more likely to accept bizarre scraps of rumor and hearsay because no one will sit down and explain it to them.

nabiscothingy, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 01:58 (nineteen years ago)

preaching to the choir, 'bisco.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 02:02 (nineteen years ago)

But you make a better preacher than most of us

kingfish hobo juckie (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 03:59 (nineteen years ago)

Ignorance Got Me Pregnant

I do feel guilty for getting any perverse amusement out of it (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 14:06 (nineteen years ago)

censorship got you pregnant ?!? are you sure it wasn't the sex?

A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, you tell him.

mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 15:56 (nineteen years ago)

haha

giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

Michael Resnick, M.D., et al., "Protecting Adolescents from Harm: Findings from the National Longitudinal Study on Adolescent Health," Journal of the American Medical Association, Vol. 278 (September 10, 1997). The effects of a virginity pledge in reducing sexual activity were statistically significant at the 99.9 percent confidence level.

Peter S. Bearman and Hanna Bruckner, "Promising the Future: Virginity Pledges and First Intercourse," American Journal of Sociology, Vol. 106, No. 4 (January 2001), pp. 861, 862. The effects of a virginity pledge were shown to be statistically significant at the 95 percent confidence level.


These are a couple out of the ten studies presented in this article ( http://www.heritage.org/Research/Family/BG1533.cfm ) giving evidence that education that exclusively promotes abstaining from premarital sex can actually reduce sexual activity among the students.

A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

The Heritage Foundation, ladies & gentlemen. Let's give 'em a big hand.

kingfish hobo juckie (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 16:22 (nineteen years ago)

no, it's the Journal of the American Medical Association, American Journal of Sociology

A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

what does the slacktivist have to contribute?

A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

citing the motherfucking heritage foundation!!! nairn that is next level for real

oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

"statistically significant" means "has SOME correlation" that cannot be explained by chance.

'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

Nairn:

You seem to be missing the point. Unless abstinence-only sex education is 100% effective in eliminating all sexual conduct among students who receive it -- which it obviously cannot be -- then those students who DO have sex will have NO clear information regarding birth control and disease prevention, and will be more likely to engage is risky sexual behaviors.

Or perhaps I can make my point more clear with spite: When your abstinence-educated daughter gets AIDS because she thought she could only get it through anal sex, don't ask "what happened."

elmo (allocryptic), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

At least she'll go to heaven.

I do feel guilty for getting any perverse amusement out of it (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

evidence that education that exclusively promotes abstaining from premarital sex can actually reduce sexual activity among the students

Jon OTM, but let's say we concede the point. Having teens make a pledge they can't possibly understand, and fussing over them for it, probably does prevent a couple of hook-ups. (More likely it leads to those weird high-school relationship agreements where anything goes except "all the way," making the issue much more about some ridiculous notion of purity than about delaying sexual activity or an emotional intimacy kids might not be ready to handle. But it's a losing battle against time and independence, and I suspect the cost is much higher than the authors acknowledge.

cf. the "Jusr Say No"/"This Is Your Brain" anti-drug campaign, which may indeed have stopped a kid or two from trying pot, but at the price of making everyone who did an instacynic when nothing bad happens. What did we learn from that campaign? That adults lie for no obvious good reason.

rogermexico (rogermexico), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

i cant believe i xposted saying the same thing as kingfish

oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

Unless contraception education is 100% effective in keeping those who would not have sex under the abstinence-only education from having sex, then why favor it? Seeing how safe safe sex seems to be is probably a big factor in pushing a student over the line where desire out-weighs understanding of consequences.

A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

if you want %100 effectiveness from preventing STDs the abstinence is the best choice.

A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

Abstinance-only education promotes chronic blue-balls.

remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 16:46 (nineteen years ago)

...And we come full circle. I hope you die.

xpost

'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

Unless contraception education is 100% effective in keeping those who would not have sex under the abstinence-only education from having sex, then why favor it?

Sex ed that covers contraception IS NOT INTENDED TO KEEP KIDS FROM HAVING SEX.

walter kranz (walterkranz), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

diseases abstinence will not prevent: cooties, mono, needle sharing, sanctimoniousness, jimmy leg, crotch rot, and chapped lips.

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

yes, and those having more sex have more STDs. Those having no sex have no STDs.

A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha.

xpost

kingfish hobo juckie (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

KIDS HAVE SEX. AND WILL FOREVER.

giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

I want to clarify the unspoken opinion underlying Nairn's point:

If you don't accept abstinence as the only method of disease prevention and contraception, then you deserve to get an STI because you're a filthy little depraved beast awash in original sin and who deserves to have his cock rot off / womb shrivel up because YOU DID NOT USE YOUR FILTHY ANIMAL PARTS TO GLORIFY JESUS AND MAKE CHRISTIAN BABIES.

elmo (allocryptic), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

Those having no sex have no STDs.

AIDS KILLS FAGS DEAD (AND BLOOD TRANSFUSION PATIENTS TOO!)

xpost

'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

ummm, elmo, you are the one that said if I do accept abstinence-only education then my daughter will get AIDS...

A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

Because she'll be a junkie, obv.

'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

Accept, ha.

mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

nairn how old are you?

oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

Actually, what about promoting lesbianism? That'd cut down the teenage pregnancy And the Aids rates. What you reckon?

mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

Exactly. So if your hypothetical daughter gets an STI because she had no idea how they are transmitted, is it her fault for having sex -- does she deserve what she gets? Or is it your fault for refusing to arm her with information that could have prevented her from getting an STI?

I would argue the latter, you daft fucker.

elmo (allocryptic), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

yes, and those having more sex have more STDs. Those having no sex have no STDs.

Nairn, I have more sex than you but we both have the same number of STDs!

walter kranz (walterkranz), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

dude has already told us he thinks "lust is bad"

oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:02 (nineteen years ago)

nairn should the school paper be allowed to discuss lust? do you think discussing attraction causes more of it?

oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:04 (nineteen years ago)

walter what about the statistical 'you' ? All the 3-million sexually active teens with STDs?

A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:04 (nineteen years ago)

(this year alone)

A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

blue balls isn't an std dude

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

Hey Nairn, what do you think about the Catholic church's disinformation about condoms in sub saharan africa? That has been VERY EFFECTIVE at curbing HIV!

'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

nairn how old are you?
-- oooh (...), November 29th, 2005.

nairn how old are you?
-- oooh (...), November 29th, 2005.

nairn how old are you?
-- oooh (...), November 29th, 2005.

nairn how old are you?
-- oooh (...), November 29th, 2005.

nairn how old are you?
-- oooh (...), November 29th, 2005.

nairn how old are you?
-- oooh (...), November 29th, 2005.

nairn how old are you?
-- oooh (...), November 29th, 2005.

nairn how old are you?
-- oooh (...), November 29th, 2005.

nairn how old are you?
-- oooh (...), November 29th, 2005.

oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

23

A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:07 (nineteen years ago)

I want to see the citation for that 3 million figure.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:08 (nineteen years ago)

if it helps, im 22

oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:08 (nineteen years ago)

are you a virgin?

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:08 (nineteen years ago)

xpost i know YOU'RE not a virgin

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:08 (nineteen years ago)

ok, first Catholic church
then we should go back to censorship...

A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:09 (nineteen years ago)

Fuck that: ARE YOU A VIRGIN

ANSWER THE QUESTION SIR

elmo (allocryptic), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:09 (nineteen years ago)

Hey that's a tough question for someone who hasn't had sex ed.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

yes, and for your credit, I did learn about contraception in school.

A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

what's the most you've ever done with a girl?

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

Wait wait wait! You learned about it?!?! And it didn't make you want to fuck Suzy Creamcheese?!?!? I don't get it?!?! That completely contradicts your entire stupid point!

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:14 (nineteen years ago)

are we talking hand holding? maybe a little over the fabric crotch rub? gazing fondly from behind them while fingering a length of rope in your pocket?

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:14 (nineteen years ago)

i dont think its nice or appropriate to ask that kinda shit but if nairn is comfortable answering then whatever

oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

Why is this so personal. I know you are all really upset about the ideas I am presenting, but you kept twisiting and turning the flow of the argument any way you can. Like a cat trying to escape getting it's hair combed.


(1st base, maybe some 2nd base)

A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

ile: nice and appropriate

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

That completely contradicts your entire stupid point!

again why is it so personal, why do I represent all these people? Just because I am one counterexample it doesn't mean the majority would be.

A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

"I know you are all really upset about the ideas I am presenting"

Yeah, I am upset that I live in a country backassward enough to produce people that believe the bullshit you do.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

I repeat:

Actually, what about promoting lesbianism? That'd cut down the teenage pregnancy And the Aids rates. What you reckon?

Based on the arguments so far?

mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:20 (nineteen years ago)

Is this turning into an early-career Tom Hanks movie where Jess takes Nairn to Vegas for wacky PG-13 hijinx involving a hooker with a heart of gold?

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:20 (nineteen years ago)

we find the one dude on ilx who doesnt constantly post fuck-me-luna flirt threads and lame dick jokes and look what yall do

oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:20 (nineteen years ago)

mark hes already said "lust is bad"

oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:20 (nineteen years ago)

Homeschool your kids, wingnut!

'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:21 (nineteen years ago)

"Risky Buddies" starring A. Nairn & Strongo Hulkington.

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:22 (nineteen years ago)

i would take a nairn to vegas as an excuse to go to vegas. he might be on his own once we got there, tho.

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:23 (nineteen years ago)

I live in a country backassward enough to produce people that believe the bullshit you do.
that sounds like a good democratic statement

I had parents that tought me along-side health class more realistic and morally based things.

mark, homeschool your 2 daughters that way.

A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:23 (nineteen years ago)

Just because I am one counterexample it doesn't mean the majority would be.

HALLELUJAH, you truly are one of the faithful!

Now excuse me while I spit bile: I refuse to credit as valid any opinion on sexuality from a dude who's never got his dick wet.

elmo (allocryptic), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:23 (nineteen years ago)

three days of non-stop keno and bloody marys

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

and I guess I refuse to credit as valid any opinion on abstinence from a dude who's already got his dick wet.

A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

elmo, are you married?

A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

b-but keno!

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

Xpost to ANairn..

Heck, have them not go out with horrible boys, it's tempting...

mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

strongo says: i would take a nairn to vegas as an excuse to go to vegas. he might be on his own once we got there, tho.

Nairn, the blueballs are in your court. It'll be like "Witness" meets "Porky's".

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

did you learn whatever you think you know about blue balls in government run health classes? and did it scare you away from not having sex?

A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

i learned about blue balls in a classroom yes. damn you, mrs. polisar.

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

Nairn, I've endured abstinence for varying stretches throughout my life -- sometimes voluntary, sometimes not. And I assure you, I'm much happier when I get to fuck something on a regular basis. And I'm still healthy and haven't gotten anyone pregnant!

P.S. I'm gay, so you'd never believe me about anything re: sex anyway, now would you?

elmo (allocryptic), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

I learned everything i know about blueballs from my balls, and no it didn't.

Are you up for this Vegas trip or what, Nairn? Quit being such a tease.

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

Does Nairn even understand what we mean by blue balls?

'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

elmo, strangly, that turns me on.


(i'm kidding, i'm kidding)

A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

and everything becomes clear.

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

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strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

Get fucked, Nairn. In the face. Until you choke. For the good of us all.

elmo (allocryptic), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

In the face. Until you choke.

strangly

Strangle-y?

giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

Also: yeeks!

giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000BI5MQS.01._PE35_SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

THE MINISTER!!!!

'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

walter what about the statistical 'you' ? All the 3-million sexually active teens with STDs?

They need to use some fucking condoms!

walter kranz (walterkranz), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

Is this turning into an early-career Tom Hanks movie where Jess takes Nairn to Vegas for wacky PG-13 hijinx involving a hooker with a heart of gold?

I'm this close to offering to pay for the tickets...

rogermexico (rogermexico), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

if everyone on ilx put in 20 bucks this could be the best thing ever.

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

I will donate $10.

giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

The movie would star Bad News Bears-era walter matthau as Strongo and Dakota Fanning as Nairn.

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/dreamworks_skg/road_trip/_group_photos/dj_qualls12.jpg

rogermexico (rogermexico), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

I guess I refuse to credit as valid any opinion on abstinence from a dude who's already got his dick wet.

Not for nothing, bro, you're on really thin ice with this line of reasoning.

*realizes he probably needs to spell it out*

What can anyone who hasn't had sex know about the consequences? And how can you trust the veracity and integrity of anyone who has?

NB: Not having sex before marriage greatly increases your risk of becoming Mr. Adolph bin Streisand.

rogermexico (rogermexico), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

we find the one dude on ilx who doesnt constantly post fuck-me-luna flirt threads and lame dick jokes and look what yall do

Dan (I Am Dying Here) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

Roger, you've been the voice of fuckin' reason but that last post (and those by elmo, et al) just doesn't fly: there's no reason a person can't know what they need to know about sex & protection against preg/STI/etc without actually having HAD sex (cf "don't have to be a chef to know when the toast is burned" etc etc).

In fact, if you insist that only a sexually-active person can offer comment, you're playing into the philosophy of people who want to take sex ed out of schools, etc, because you're supporting the idea that knowledge = action. For those of you who're just tuning in: IT DOESN'T. The survival of sex ed programs, it seems to me, actually DEPENDS on everyone agreeing that kids can handle knowledge about sex & protection of all kinds and still retain the option of NOT ACTING.

Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

thank you laurel! i think teen pregnancy rates prove that ppl can have lots of sex and still not understand the mechanics or consequences of it

oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

Also, you know, just cause you make kids take civics doesn't mean they're gonna vote.

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

arent most abstinence education advocates older married dudes anyway? you dont think pat robertson beat the pussy up??

oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

song of solomon to thread

oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

i mean the one by god not toni morrison

oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

but hers is a better read - thank u oprah!!!

oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

-- must resist donkey-joke --

Anyway I think ILX needs to be less mean to Nairn. I mean, he's practically saintly in these arguments, politeness-wise. So when his arguments fall apart and start cat-twisting and spitting out loads of nothing, it's like ... either we can delegate someone to patiently pick them apart, or we should all just leave it be and move to another thread. It's kind of depressing when a thread comes down to Nairn politely following really bad reasoning and everyone else tearing their hair out and yelling at him!

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

i like him!

oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

do you remember what thread with the porno version of the bluest eye

oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

yes, thanks. The question is then about what all or most kids can "handle." Research is split on this issue. What other questions are there to consider then?

I guess one problem I have is the possible traumatizing effects of certain mandatory sex ed, and no option/freedom for parents to prevent these. Sex ed classes I think could generally be R, NC-17, and/or X-rated.

A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

xxx-post

A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

I've been trying to get a collection together to get him laid in Vegas, how much nicer can I be?

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

The other day I got a request from someone apparently looking for the erotic writings of Toni Morrison - "bluest eye porn".
-- Josh (kortbei...), June 27th, 2001.

Pervs And Your Website

oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

no option/freedom for parents to prevent these.

But parents and kids can opt out of these classes. What you're proposing is to restrict everyone's access to the information!

walter kranz (walterkranz), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

If you start from the position that your opinions are not merely your opinions, but God's immutable truth, you necessarily, eh, cherry-pick evidence that supports your opinions.

One sinister corollary to this involves telling yourself the lie that all evidence, facts, statistics and science are cherry-picked, concocted or spun. This pre-Enlightenment worldview, should it prevail, has the potential to usher in a real-life Narnia far more retrograde than any retrovirus.

M. V. (M.V.), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

Wasn't Pat Robertson's wife pregnant when he married her? Maybe he needs to learn about birth control.

tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

or math.

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

7 months!

oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.carolynzane.net/images/Library/johnnypregnanrbride.jpg

oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

nabisco, people yelling at me doesn't bother me too much, but people just blindly sticking to their one-sided uberbiased self-righteous stance on issues without even stopping to consider what could be real or true in spite of whatever bad reasoning or grammar I use. Things are not as black & white as every one here holds. I am open for changing my views and really I am much more centrist then it seems, but all the one-sidedness kind of pushes me the opposite way to the other side. People just like to pick apart obvious faults in my reasoning ignoring the big picture.

A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

If you start from the position that your opinions are not merely your opinions, but God's immutable truth, you necessarily, eh, cherry-pick evidence that supports your opinions.

Man claiming his opinions are God's immutable truth is very unChristian, and much more along the lines of what an Athiest or Secularist would do.

One sinister corollary to this involves telling yourself the lie that all evidence, facts, statistics and science are cherry-picked, concocted or spun.

that would be a lie, but it would also be a lie to tell yourself that there is nothing more than evidence, facts, statistics and science. well maybe not a "lie" but loveless

A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

Anyway I think ILX needs to be less mean to Nairn. I mean, he's practically saintly in these arguments, politeness-wise.

This is entirely true. I'd probably be more ashamed if he weren't such a good sport, and that is a very very poor excuse for bad behavior.

So when his arguments fall apart and start cat-twisting and spitting out loads of nothing, it's like ... either we can delegate someone to patiently pick them apart, or we should all just leave it be and move to another thread.

Fuck moving to another thread. nabisco, I nominate you as our champion.

rogermexico (rogermexico), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

well yeah theres also premarital sex

xpost

oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

Roger, you've been the voice of fuckin' reason but that last post (and those by elmo, et al) just doesn't fly: there's no reason a person can't know what they need to know about sex & protection against preg/STI/etc without actually having HAD sex (cf "don't have to be a chef to know when the toast is burned" etc etc).

But I (and elmo too, I think) agree!* It's the reductio ad absurdum of A Nairn's refusal "to credit as valid any opinion on abstinence from a dude who's already got his dick wet."

So lectures on abstinence from anyone but virgins would be meaningless, presumably incl. married faculty.

*Not making any claims to voice-of-reason status though :-)

rogermexico (rogermexico), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

Ha ha, wtf. Of course you prefer the insults to the reasonable discussion. You have no response for the actual logical arguments while the insults reinforce your feeling of being righteous and oppressed.

big xpost.

walter kranz (walterkranz), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

such rustic denim on that book cover

kingfish hobo juckie (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

but everybody was a virgin once

oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

I put an "I guess" in front of that statement and used the same wording to be kind of sarcastic and make the person criticizing my statement maybe see if there is any connection to criticizing the original statemnet. I've done that a lot actually.

A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

What language are you speaking?

walter kranz (walterkranz), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

Do you think you could maybe work on the "obvious faults in [your] reasoning" before posting? Since you've already admitted that they're present? Because otherwise you're just feeding the frustration.

Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

A fundamentalist Christian's response to Pat Robertson's premarital sex would be

a) he has sinned, as we all have
b) he has repented and been born again
c) he has been forgiven by the only entity in the universe whose forgiveness ultimately matters.

There is scant difference, in a fundamentalist's view, between secret sin and sin committed proudly and in the open. Hypocrisy, while problematic as a form of lying, is not a significant or defining aspect of the underlying sin.

So unless you're content entertaining yourselves, you're wasting your time arguing with A. Nairn along these lines.

M. V. (M.V.), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

So unless you're content entertaining yourselves

Dan (Lady, If You Have To Ask...) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

You have no response for the actual logical arguments while the insults reinforce your feeling of being righteous and oppressed.


why is this about me? Are we playing a game where the one with the most logical responses wins (most of us probably are). I am just trying to learn some things. Why am I the only one who has to respond to the actual logical arguments. Other people could do that too. My views are not so strange and individual. I try to base them in a long standing tradition that is available to anyone. Maybe ILX is too one-sided.

I don't really care about the insults, either way. How so you know how I feel, I think you are just projecting some biased view of what you think I should feel onto me.

A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

Like a cat trying to escape getting it's hair combed.

????

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

I should add that A. Nairn, as a Calvinist, does not presume to assert point c.

M. V. (M.V.), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

it would also be a lie to tell yourself that there is nothing more than evidence, facts, statistics and science. well maybe not a "lie" but loveless

This is beautiful and true, especially that last bit. But it has absolutely no bearing on what we should be teaching da youf. Privately held beliefs need to stay that way, and the public sphere should remain concerned with things we can all agree on e.g. evidence, facts, statistics, science, the vexation of after-hours calls at home from loony parents, etc.

rogermexico (rogermexico), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.datingamy.com/kitten.jpg

oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

Why am I the only one who has to respond to the actual logical arguments.

*ahem* Because you're the only one willing to stand up and speak for inanity.

rogermexico (rogermexico), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

Nairn, the one with the most logical argument DOES win -- well, ideally. The fact that your argument isn't based on logic, really, is one of the central problems with this kind of thread. But if it's the case that your argument isn't "logic-based", you'd be much better off asserting that up top than letting people walk you in rhetorical circles because nothing good is happening here. Because basically this thread is Metafilter and if I wanted to read the blue, I would do that instead.

Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

I don't really like Pat Robertson, but it could be like this:

c) His sins have been washed away by the blood of Jesus.

A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

Are we playing a game where the one with the most logical responses wins (most of us probably are). I am just trying to learn some things.

1) Credit the most logical response to logic, not to the responder, and follow it where it leads you.
2) I suggest setting no preconditions on the things you might learn.

M. V. (M.V.), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

Jesus blood seems like not the best household cleanser, though.

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

Why am I the only one who has to respond to the actual logical arguments. Other people could do that too. My views are not so strange and individual.

I think you're the only one here advocating abstinence-only education so you're on your own.

walter kranz (walterkranz), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.wonderfulbuys.com/images/didiseven.jpg

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

So unless you're content entertaining yourselves, you're wasting your time arguing with A. Nairn along these lines.

Don't argue with me! argue or consider or learn about a hugly influential long lasting tradition that I try to follow.

A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

huggly.

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

"This is my blood of the new covenant, that shall remove mildew, rust, and other common household stains. Scrub with this in rememberance of me."

Dan (You're Soaking In It) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

I try to base them in a long standing tradition that is available to anyone.

Yet God remains as silent on the subject of 8th-grade health curricula as He does on the mystery of why his most-beloved creatures, made in his image, should have to suffer.

rogermexico (rogermexico), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

learn about a hugly influential long lasting tradition
http://userwww.sfsu.edu/~rhernand/slavery.gif

oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.dc.state.fl.us/oth/timeline/images/1900/electric_chair2.jpg

oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.bostonist.com/images/constitution.jpg

walter kranz (walterkranz), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

Privately held beliefs need to stay that way, and the public sphere should remain concerned with things we can all agree on e.g. evidence, facts, statistics, science, the vexation of after-hours calls at home from loony parents, etc.

"things we can all agree on?"


I'll quote this agian too:

Positive neutrality insists that religious ideas should never be forced to hide themselves behind secular ones in order to participate in the public square. The government is not being neutral when it endorses a secular idea over a religious one in our schools or in other social programs.
http://www.probe.org/content/view/86/88/

A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/a/a7/250px-Fgm_map.gif

oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

http://img.tfd.com/thumb/c/cd/Socrates.png

walter kranz (walterkranz), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

"This is my blood of the new covenant, that shall remove mildew, rust, and other common household stains. Scrub with this in rememberance of me."

ROF-L!

Say... you wouldn't be using this thread to score cheap Excelsior points would you?

rogermexico (rogermexico), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

mystery of why his most-beloved creatures, made in his image, should have to suffer.

“My grace is sufficient for you, for my power is made perfect in weakness.” Therefore I will boast all the more gladly of my weaknesses, so that the power of Christ may rest upon me. For the sake of Christ, then, I am content with weaknesses, insults, hardships, persecutions, and calamities. For when I am weak, then I am strong.

Count it all joy, my brothers, when you meet trials of various kinds, for you know that the testing of your faith produces steadfastness. And let steadfastness have its full effect, that you may be perfect and complete, lacking in nothing.

A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

http://image48.webshots.com/48/3/33/4/366833304zCkObv_ph.jpg

oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

Okay, (and you could have quoted Genesis, too, btw. Adam's Curse and all that) but what about 8th-grade health class?

rogermexico (rogermexico), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

is there any thread that Dan doesn't use for that?

A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

Positive neutrality insists that religious ideas should never be forced to hide themselves behind secular ones in order to participate in the public square. The government is not being neutral when it endorses a secular idea over a religious one in our schools or in other social programs.

This is a true enough statement, but I fail to see what bearing it has on this discussion. Discussing STDs, contraceptive choices, and similar topics /= advocation of sex-before-marriage. I don't see how you are conflating the two, and by your own logic via Probe.com, endorsing abstinence-only education would then therefore also be the government being non-neutral. You cannot have it both ways. Either you are advocating a system in which both viewpoints are presented or you are not, but don't play it when it's convenient to your side.

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

is there any thread that Dan doesn't use for that?

I was gonna say!

Dan (ILE Exists For My Amusement) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

ok, oooh re: post of picture. Learn something about that. Oft misinterpretaion of the Bible and falleness of man are two good things to learn.

A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

The government is not being neutral when it endorses a secular idea over a religious one in our schools or in other social programs.

See, the thing is, this is asinine.

A Nairn, do you want to be the one to open the door that lets the Flying Spaghetti Monster in? Are you comfortable with a more Krishna Consciousness-centered curriculum?

Sigh. Only nabisco can save us now. Why have you forsaken us?

rogermexico (rogermexico), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

Um, yeah. Nairn, please don't bother linking to that Probe site. In terms of offering logical arguments, you're hardly getting a headstart by using that as a source -- a missions organization based on the the belief that the bible is inerrant (in translation, natch) and the only final authority needed for teaching, chastizing, etc. It reads like the Covenant Church statement of doctrine, which would be making me nervous even if I BELIEVED in that stuff.

Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

Nairn, I'm not going to proof through my logic here, but you might find some merit in this:

By your own admission, you were taught your moral system by your parents. It dictates when it's appropriate to have sex and the inherent religious obligations. Would an individual of your caliber be more likely to break his or her resolve were they to learn more about some of the physical facts of sex in school? I understand your argument, but it really rings of "well, I was fine with this, but some of my weaker-willed brethren might be tempted by this curriculum.."

I really question claims that facts about the efficacy of birth control, statistics on number of abortions, etc. are going to lure otherwise morally proper individuals into some life of sin. Face it, everyone is going to have to face a fair amount of reality unless they live in an Amish-style community apart from the world at large, or make an extreme effort to temper their interactions with the world. If someone is bound to pick up a behavior merely because others are doing it, frankly, they suck at upholding their moral obligations according to the system they claim as their own!

mike h. (mike h.), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

Dammit, nabisco, I did the whole "lay off of A Nairn" thing yesterday on the troll thread, but somehow I get the feeling that you're still going to be one who's relentlessly OTM.

n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

Don't argue with me! argue or consider or learn about a hugly influential long lasting tradition that I try to follow.

Why, when you make no effort to understand or engage with the influential, long lasting traditions that I follow?

walter kranz (walterkranz), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

I have been to Catholic services and I have seen someone dribble actual non-metaphorical Jesus-blood in his tie: that stuff leaves a stain!

I'm suddenly realizing that my civics joke was astoundingly limited. Teaching kids about government doesn't mean they'll vote. Teaching kids long division doesn't keep them from using calculators. Teaching kids grammar doesn't appear to do much at all. Teach kids enough about sex -- hell, encourage it! -- and there's some slim chance you'll have a perfect world where goody-goody responsible kids are kickin it with dental dams and everyone else is too cool to even make out.

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

Either you are advocating a system in which both viewpoints are presented or you are not, but don't play it when it's convenient to your side.

I'd like it to be played for both sides, but possible the more passive side might be better when there is a conflict. Which is more passive? I'm not sure. I don't think the system could ever be perfect. Both sides are trying to push it slightly in their direction using the same idea of not letting the differing view over-shadow. I'm just advocating a push in the side I see as more reasonable just as most of you are. It's a democracy in the US not a utopia.

what I mean by this is that having abstinence-only is over shadowing for the kids where learning about contraception would be best, just like having contraception education is over shadowing for the kids where just learning abstinence would be best.

"best" not just being messured in STDs, but in the pursuit of happiness and religious freedom, etc.

A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

+ n/a surely you've noticed by now that my supposed on-the-moneyness mostly just has to do with summarizing what everyone else has been saying all thread???

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

Why, when you make no effort to understand or engage with the influential, long lasting traditions that I follow?

I said above that I am learning here. I am not just playing the rhetoric game

A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

Say, to back up a bit, what's the "big picture" that the rest of us are apparently ignoring?

kingfish hobo juckie (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

what I mean by this is that having abstinence-only is over shadowing for the kids where learning about contraception would be best, just like having contraception education is over shadowing for the kids where just learning abstinence would be best.

So what do you recommend? It seemed as though you were in favor of abstinence-only programs. Would you accept a balance between advocating abstinence and educating kids about contraception and stds? Or do you think that students and parents should vountarily divide into two separate programs that take different approaches? You talk about protecting the freedoms and interests of religious students but then you seem to be concerned about the sexual activities of all teenagers. So which is really your concern: keeping information about sex and contraception away from Christian students who don't want to hear about it or making sure that all teenagers live up to your Christian standards?

walter kranz (walterkranz), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

fredsanford.jpg

xpost

oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

lol

walter kranz (walterkranz), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

Nairn, can I approach this whole thing from a different angle? I want to talk about what this concept of "religious freedom" means to you. Because to me, religious freedom means the freedom to believe what you want to believe, and practice what you want to practice -- but it doesn't mean the freedom to shield your children from basic information.

For instance: many Christian Scientists believe that people should not use medicine. They believe that disease is natural, and that the response to it should be to pray to God for healing. However: when they send their children to school, we all accept that those children will be taught about medicine in the modern world -- they'll learn what causes diseases, how they're treated, and so on. They're free to believe what they want, and practice how they want, but they're expected to be informed about the facts, too. The same would go for anyone who didn't believe in secular math, or the English language.

So why should sex be different? The issue here isn't about abstinence, or STDs, or any of the junk we've been arguing here. The issue here is that many, many people just don't want anyone to talk about sex. They don't want sex public; they don't want their kids to hear about it; it has nothing at all to do with the effects of the education itself, or any of the statistics you've been tossing out.

Because: in what other context do these arguments come around, these arguments that talking about it leads kids to do it? When I was in high school, we had a representative of the D.A.R.E. program come to our health class. (Along with a low-level celebrity, no less!) He showed us drugs. He let us touch and smell them. He explained how they were used, what effects they had on the body (positive and negative), and what the legal and emotional consequences could be for using them. This is a fairly common thing, and yet I'd don't think I've ever seen anyone claim that these events encourage children to use drugs -- the whole point of them is that they accomplish precisely the opposite.

How exactly is sex different -- apart from the fact that so many people just don't like talking about it? Why are we drawing this line between only two options -- either "promoting" sex or strictly preaching abstinence? Why would it be so difficult to do what most sex-education classes already do -- something very much like the D.A.R.E. program, where the facts are laid out, the consequences are explained, abstinence is encouraged as the absolute safest route, and students walk out armed with a complete set of information about the issue?

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

my concern is keeping information about sex and contraception away from Christian students who don't want to hear about it.


The "big picture" as in not just rhetoric. Something more, like some part of an absolute truth.

A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

what I mean by this is that having abstinence-only is over shadowing for the kids where learning about contraception would be best, just like having contraception education is over shadowing for the kids where just learning abstinence would be best.

A) I don't think I understand what this means--how do you decide who is best to learn what?
B) Does this follow to include all subjects taught in school?

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

my concern is keeping information about sex and contraception away from Christian students who don't want to hear about it.

I think this would be better worded as "away from students whose Christian parents want to keep it away from their kids."

I do feel guilty for getting any perverse amusement out of it (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

my concern is keeping information about sex and contraception away from Christian students who don't want to hear about it.

Great! That's settled then. I'm pretty sure students and parents can already voluntarily opt-out of sex-ed classes and then we can keep the abstinence stuff out of it for the kids who actually want to learn something. I understand your stance on the newspaper article and it was the school's legal right to censor it. The issue is a little blurry though because at a certain point the article is not much different from overhearing a couple of students discussing sex in the hallway.

walter kranz (walterkranz), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

my concern is keeping information about sex and contraception away from Christian students who don't want to hear about it.

Why wouldn't they want to hear about it? Wouldn't it be good to get further information proving your point correct or your viewpoint valid?

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

my concern is keeping information about sex and contraception away from Christian students who don't want to hear about it.

STAY HOME. If the school system is expected to "respect" your rights w/r/t teaching dirty sex to Christians, then it should also respect the rights of any parent objecting to basically anything taught in a given curriculum. Virulent racists probably don't want their kids to learn that slavery was, you know, a bad idea and that Hitler had it wrong all along. School is, as it stands right now, a place for children to learn about the world, warts and all. If you're not down with that, cool. Teach them youself.

(...eek. did I just invoke Godwin's law?)

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giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

I'm pretty sure students and parents can already voluntarily opt-out of sex-ed classes and then we can keep the abstinence stuff out of it for the kids who actually want to learn something.

This is probably true. However, where do we draw the line at "opting out?" To knowingly pull out a far-fetched test case -- what if someone is morally opposed to math? Should we let them opt out on the bases that (a) their views should be respected and (b) they're a fringe case and you probably won't get a lot of others following suit?

giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

what if someone is morally opposed to math? Should we let them opt out on the bases that (a) their views should be respected and (b) they're a fringe case and you probably won't get a lot of others following suit?

As you pointed out in your previous post it's all basically voluntary anyway since parents can opt-out by choosing a private school or homeschooling. Of course math is a requirement for graduation while sex-ed isn't so it's a little different.

walter kranz (walterkranz), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

Well, to be more topical, should Christian parents have the right to opt their children out of biology classes that discuss evolution and don't give "fair time" to intelligent design?

(I don't want to open another can of worms here, but I think I might be.)

elmo (allocryptic), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

Nabisco, I think A Christian may have very different views about all aspects of life compared to a non-Christian. In a democracy the Christian views should have equal say, and they are not just limited to private practice and belief. Just as secular views are not just private.

One Christian view is that talking about sex could be bad.
Flee from sexual immorality. Every other sin a person commits is outside the body, but the sexually immoral person sins against his own body

and

But sexual immorality and all impurity or covetousness must not even be named among you, as is proper among saints. Let there be no filthiness nor foolish talk nor crude joking, which are out of place, but instead let there be thanksgiving.

"fleeing" and "must not even be named" goes against laying all the facts about sex out.

In a democracy this view which has influence on the public square should have equal say. The outcome will not be perfect, it may tip either way, but their should be equal say.


Look at the history of the first 150 or so years of the U.S. and how the Christian view was involved with the public square.
here is a quote from Lincoln just to give you an idea:

"We have been the recipients of the choicest bounties of heaven. We have been preserved, these many years, in peace and prosperity. We have grown in numbers, wealth and power, as no other nation has ever grown. But we have forgotten God. We have forgotten the gracious hand which preserved us in peace, and multiplied and enriched and strengthened us; and we have vainly imagined, in the deceitfulness of our hearts, that all these blessings were produced by some superior wisdom and virtue of our own. Intoxicated with unbroken success, we have become too self-sufficient to feel the necessity of redeeming and preserving grace, too proud to pray to the God that made us! It behooves us, then to humble ourselves before the offended Power, to confess our national sins, and to pray for clemency and forgiveness."

but it doesn't mean the freedom to shield your children from basic information.

But what is basic information? Who says what it is? I say Jesus dying on the cross to save people from their sins is the most essential basic piece of information. Should parents sheild their children from that?

A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

should Christian parents have the right to opt their children out of biology classes that discuss evolution and don't give "fair time" to intelligent design?

According to many (et tu, Nairn?): yes. And science usually IS required.

giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

That's what I was saying earlier! Even with home-schooling, there are basic factual things that children are obligated to learn, whether they "believe in" them or approve of them or not. You have to learn math as everyone else knows it. You have to learn English as everyone else knows it. You have to learn science as everyone else knows it. There are only two issues where there is even any disagreement on what "everyone else knows," and those issues are the origin of man and sexual health. And while you can exercise some sensitivity on those issues, in terms of presenting raw information and letting people interpret as they will, there's no excuse of "not wanting to hear it." I'm not sure Christians have any more right to not-learn about condoms than radical Old English speakers have to not-learn that bird is now spelled "bird."

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Nairn: no parent in the U.S. is able to shield his or her children from Christianity. So in response to your question, no -- every child who goes to school in this country walks away knowing that there is such a thing as Christianity, and knowing a great deal of the history and tenets of that religion. (The same cannot always be said for other religions.) I think you know full well what my definition of "basic information" would be -- testable or credibly-recorded non-religious information. "Jesus died for our sins" is not a testable or credibly-recorded piece of information; it's a belief, not a fact. What is a teachable fact would be something like: "Many people believe that Jesus died for our sins, and those beliefs have had a profound influence on our history and culture in terms of X, Y, and Z."

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

This probably isn't the time to break it to nabisco that a couple D.A.R.E. officers were caught selling marijuana to students in the district I now live in...

I learned about a lot of things I was either disgusted by or had little application to my life in school, but that doesn't mean it was a waste of my time. Even presuming these kids will never need the contraceptive methods presented and will never get a sexually transmitted disease they would need to identify, why would they be so afraid to hear about it? It seriously rings of the "sex is magic" attitude that poor Christian kids get called out on for being "prudish." Yes, sex can take on deep significance when between two loving, married individuals. That doesn't mean there can't be physical facts too, stop getting grossed out by them.

There are many topics that are outside the realm of public education but that shouldn't include issues that may affect many students' health should they not have the right information. The censorship this thread is about was in a high school paper -- by that point, kids should be able to make their own choices about whether they want to read the information presented. I know some people who were very religious in high school and probably wouldn't have read it. That's fine. If they really felt underrepresented, couldn't they have written a pro-abstinence article and submitted it to the same issue?

mike h. (mike h.), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

choosing a private school or homeschooling

Of course then you get the lawsuits whining about universities not accepting "The Spaghetti Monster's Influence in American History." Has there been a thread on that already?

rogermexico (rogermexico), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

i suggest everyone stop this foolishness and start posting on ethan and my masturbation thread

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

Well, to be more topical, should Christian parents have the right to opt their children out of biology classes that discuss evolution and don't give "fair time" to intelligent design?

Absolutely. As long as they don't expect to change the curriculum for everyone else just to suit their viewpoint. I guess the question is if a student should be allowed to graduate if they don't take biology. This probably depends on the state-by-state curriculum but I suppose it's possible to give Christian students a biology waiver and make them do some form of alternative biology tutoring that leaves out evolution. The parents shouldn't complain if their children don't perform well on standardized tests or in college though.

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walter kranz (walterkranz), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

there's no excuse of "not wanting to hear it."

hearing it goes against the verses from the bible I quoted above. especially the Ephesians 5:3-4

A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

Nairn:

I challenge that you are doing a huge disservice to Christianity by alleging that there is a continguous & cohesive "Christian" viewpoint, and a "true" definitive interpretation of scripture.

Christians, by and large, hold many disparate and varied beliefs, though I think the only thing you'll get them to agree on is the divine nature of the Christ.

So stop playing the Pharisee.

elmo (allocryptic), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

You have to learn math as everyone else knows it. You have to learn English as everyone else knows it. You have to learn science as everyone else knows it.

"have to"? on what basis?

I and many Christians say the only thing you have to learn is a saving belief in Jesus. I base this on the Bible which I claim is the word of God.

defining basic information as "a testable or credibly-recorded piece of information"

Again why is science more basic than religion? It is only more basic for the secularist. Religion is more basic for the religious.

A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

hearing it goes against the verses from the bible I quoted above. especially the Ephesians 5:3-4

At what point then do you realize that your situation is special and your needs are considered unreasonable by the majority so maybe the public school system isn't for you?

walter kranz (walterkranz), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

I challenge that you are doing a huge disservice to Christianity by alleging that there is a continguous & cohesive "Christian" viewpoint, and a "true" definitive interpretation of scripture.

Christians, by and large, hold many disparate and varied beliefs, though I think the only thing you'll get them to agree on is the divine nature of the Christ.

So stop playing the Pharisee.


ok, I agree about the many different things that fall under then name of "Christianity." I am talking of a Biblical view point.

I am often pharisitical. That is one of my weaknesses. See the verses above about the purpose of weakness.


(Some people caliming to be Christians don't even think of Christ as divine just a wise guy.)

A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

At what point then do you realize that your situation is special and your needs are considered unreasonable by the majority so maybe the public school system isn't for you?

it's a democracy, and much of the original intent of freedom of religion was to have religion have a say in public.

A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

pharisitical??!!?

oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

Nairn, if you could forget everything you've learned about sex in school, from television and movies, music, and from other less pure kids, would you?

Seriously, the attitude you're advocating, including what I think is an exaggerated view of what your religion restricts, ends up mythologizing sex and raising it to either a higher level than it need be, or makes it dirty enough that it remains forever taboo, causing issues with repression or dysfunction later in life. Look across ILX -- like I know you've probably done -- there's a continuum of people who are everything from sex fiends to nearly asexual. You're treating this issue like the establishment is cursing the world with this knowledge, while statistics and reasoning show that an open approach decreases indidence of disease and teen pregnancy.

Can you at least admit that you would rather have higher teen pregnancy and disease amongst those who live a lifestyle you disapprove of, rather than have the good kids hear some dirty things? That's what many of us hear when told you want to restrict teaching or remove teens from these classes.

mike h. (mike h.), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

The "big picture" as in not just rhetoric. Something more, like some part of an absolute truth.

in what way? what's the absolute truth that you see us as avoiding?

Also, along the lines of what Nabisco mentioned; if even the barest mention of education is overtly "promoting" it, does anyone else see this as going along with their reasoning that acknowledging that gay folks exist is somehow promoting the "gay agenda"?

kingfish hobo juckie (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

it's a democracy

Right, which is why your minority point of view is thankfully not public policy (yet).

walter kranz (walterkranz), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

I think I would. repression or even dysfunction is not bad if it helps the Christian flee from sexual immorality.

I guess a lot of it comes down to that I think those few verses in the Bible have much more authority than any research, and I trust God's soverignity in every individual situation that all will ultimately work out for the good, and that this world will never be fully good. Many other Christians think these too, and they have a say in a democracy.

A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

Again why is science more basic than religion? It is only more basic for the secularist. Religion is more basic for the religious.

Because our government has regulational power over science vested in it by the constitution, aligning the government with enlightenment principles of objectivity.

EAT MY ASS.

'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

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A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

EAT MY ASS.

He hasn't taken sex ed. He wouldn't even know where to start.

walter kranz (walterkranz), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

In a democracy this view which has influence on the public square should have equal say. The outcome will not be perfect, it may tip either way, but their should be equal say.

Does this mean that every idea which "has influence on the public square" gets "equal say"?

Do other Fundamentalists (Taliban-style Moslems or Ultra-orthodox Jews to name but 2) get "equal say"? Or just Christians?

What happens when 2 people with equal say disagree about what kids should learn?

And shouldn't it be the responsibility of the individual to educate children outside of the public system if they want the education to have a religious element?

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

repression or even dysfunction is not bad if it helps the Christian flee from sexual immorality.

THAT'S BEYOND FUCKED UP. THAT IS THE MOST FUCKED UP THING I'VE EVER HEARD.

"We had to destroy the village in order to save it."

I do feel guilty for getting any perverse amusement out of it (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

Just to clarify before I jump ship, Nairn:

"have to"? on what basis? -- You "have to" learn math and English on the basis that, duh, (a) all American children are required by law to be schooled, whether publically or privately, and (b) that schooling is required by law to cover commonly accepted fundamentals like arithmetic, reading, and so on. If "you and many Christians" say the only thing anyone "has" to learn is "a saving belief in Jesus," then I would totally encourage you to mount a campaign to abolish the mandatory schooling of children in things like basic literacy. Really, give it a shot, people will love that.

why is science more basic than religion? -- Where, exactly, did I say it was, Nairn? Right now, the assumption of schools is that people believe all sorts of different things -- and as such, it's better to leave the religious education of children to their families and churches. (This is similar to what you're asking for with sex ed, actually!) At the same time, religion is taught in school, in the same factual way as science -- kids learn what the major religions are, where they come from, some basics about what they believe, and how they've influenced history. This is the same stuff kids learn about science: what people have believed, historically, about how things work; what we believe now; what we've demonstrated and proven, and what we hypothesize for the future. If you're asking why there's more focus on teaching science than religious history, the obvious answer is that schools are designed to prepare kids to be productive members of society, and there's a lot more to be done with a working knowledge of science than with a working knowledge of theology. People are looking to train doctors, scientists, and engineers, and public schools are (wisely) happy to leave theological education to specialized theological institutions. This is the same reason schools teach more science than music, and more science than visual art; you can go to an arts school if you want to, but the government concentrates more on the practical applications of things like science, or education.

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

Do other Fundamentalists (Taliban-style Moslems or Ultra-orthodox Jews to name but 2) get "equal say"? Or just Christians?

it has to do a lot with numbers, and is not always totally accurate.


And shouldn't it be the responsibility of the individual to educate children outside of the public system if they want the education to have a religious element?

that would be a naked square and not Positive neutrality.

A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

Could you clarify what both those answers mean?

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

repression or even dysfunction is not bad if it helps the Christian flee from sexual immorality.

I'm glad you're speaking so openly about this. I'm wondering what your stance on self-mutilation is.

How do you see this desire to flee from sexual immorality justifying dysfunction, in this case, bodily damage? Would this also apply to a fundie Christian parent's desire to keep their children pure from such immortality justifying female circumcision(still going on nowadays) or male circumcision(as apparently started up again amongst Gentiles in the mid-late 19th-C)?

To be blunt, at what point do some apparently righteous ends justify the means?

kingfish hobo juckie (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

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And it's by that same token -- by the way -- that public schools have an interest in teaching kids about sex and STDs (which are public health concerns), drug use and drinking (which are both public health concerns and legal ones), and, say, civics (which is meant to prepare people for basic participation in our democracy). There are all things that are totally reasonable for public schools to mandate that students learn, both for their own education and for the health of the nation as a whole.

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

Could you clarify what both those answers mean?

Oh boy...

rogermexico (rogermexico), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

it has to do a lot with numbers, and is not always totally accurate

See, this is where math eduation comes in handy...

rogermexico (rogermexico), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

hint: Do other Fundamentalists (Taliban-style Moslems or Ultra-orthodox Jews to name but 2) get "equal say"? is a yes or no question.

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

To be blunt, at what point do some apparently righteous ends justify the means?

I believe in total depravity, that man can never be fully righteous enough. I also believe that everything follows God's plan to an ultimate good. some apparently righteous things contradict other apparently righteous things. "But if you are led by the Spirit, you are not under the law."

A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

TS: The Earth, now Entirely Covered In Leather! vs. shoes

rogermexico (rogermexico), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

it has to do a lot with numbers, and is not always totally accurate.

So what you're saying is that even though they are a minority, Christian fundamentalists should get an equal say to secular atheists (or pro-science Christians) because they are a larger minority than say rastafarians and satanists? So where is the cutoff in terms of numbers? You seem to be advocating some kind of parlimentary system of ideas where losing ideas still get a seat at the table.

walter kranz (walterkranz), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

I believe in total depravity

(hum to the tune of Whitney's "Greatest Love of All")

giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

It would also make some Utah public schools Mormon, certain Brooklyn public schools Hasidic, etc. etc. but with some vague multiplicity of "equal say" for secularists etc.

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

does total depravity follow God's plan to an Ultimate Good?

xpost: and don't forget us secular humanist Christians

kingfish hobo juckie (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

Every potential piece of public school curriculum should be subject to a ballot initiative system with different sides getting proportional representation. So if 80% of voters think that the earth is round, 15% think it's flat and 5% think it's hollow and we're on the inside, school classes can spend a proportional amount of time covering all three points of view.

walter kranz (walterkranz), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:03 (nineteen years ago)


Nairn likes to imagine that people find him "annoying" because he's CHALLNEGING THEIR BELIEF SYSTEMS! but actually it's 'cause he's IGNORING OBVIOUS THINGS FOR THE BENEFIT OF HIS ARGUMENT.

Nairn, your "it's also an ideology!" schtick is something you Christians are really fond of telling each other, but it's not true. Science doesn't "deny" God or any of that. There just really isn't any evidence, and your feelings, the Bible, etc., aren't "evidence."

OH NO I AM ARGUING WITH NAIRN WHO HAS NEVER LISTENED TO ANYONE EVER

-- Banana Nutrament (straightu...), August 4th, 2005.

Banana was completely OTM on another thread.

mike h. (mike h.), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

I believe in total depravity, that man can never be fully righteous enough. I also believe that everything follows God's plan to an ultimate good. some apparently righteous things contradict other apparently righteous things. "But if you are led by the Spirit, you are not under the law."
http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare6/se7en/poster3.jpg

oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

Ha, we've reached the ultimate end-point of these discussions, the part where the person on Nairn's side finally admits that he just doesn't believe in earth-bound law, period (and yet he still thinks it has some responsibility to cater to his non-belief in it). Boom, done.

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

does total depravity follow God's plan to an Ultimate Good?

less than total depravity would give some of the glory to man that is meant for God.

A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

You do realize that this will be raising the expectations for your Vegas trip with Strongo, right?

We expect pictures and police reports.

kingfish hobo juckie (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:08 (nineteen years ago)

Do other Fundamentalists (Taliban-style Moslems or Ultra-orthodox Jews to name but 2) get "equal say"?

Yes or no.

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

Ha, we've reached the ultimate end-point of these discussions,

b-b-but I'm not done avoiding work yet!

walter kranz (walterkranz), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

I guess a lot of it comes down to that I think those few verses in the Bible have much more authority than any research

No, to the extent you believe as a matter of faith in the inerrancy of Scripture, you believe those verses have absolute authority over any research; you know this and I know this, and it is disingenuous and dishonest (not to mention borderline gnostic) of you to qualify the nature of your belief. Okay?

M. V. (M.V.), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

he just doesn't believe in earth-bound law, period (and yet he still thinks it has some responsibility to cater to his non-belief in it)

I believe in earth bound law. It's purpose is to point to the depravity of man.

A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.cs.pitt.edu/~chang/365/senmap/point3.jpg

giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

nabisco OTM.

I do feel guilty for getting any perverse amusement out of it (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

Nairn, you've officially crossed over into proselytizing. Fuck you, biblethumper.

elmo (allocryptic), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

No, to the extent you believe as a matter of faith in the inerrancy of Scripture, you believe those verses have absolute authority over any research; you know this and I know this, and it is disingenuous and dishonest (not to mention borderline gnostic) of you to qualify the nature of your belief. Okay?

yes, but research such as hermeneutical research is still valuable at understanding the Bible. Other research is too. Man's understanding and research of the Bible is still in this world and faulty, but is still used by God to lead people under His plan.

A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

Googling Nairn's email address gives some interesting results.

'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

Seriously, Nairn? That's the point of modern law? Man, our laws aren't interesting enough then, except for those laws that U.S. Customs follows to keep certain german porn vids from coming into the country.

kingfish hobo juckie (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

you've officially crossed over into proselytizing

hey, I was pushed into it.

A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

why didnt god use a more effective way to teach his plan

oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

so what if I like John Zorn and David Bowie

A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

why didnt god use a more effective way to teach his plan

effective for man, or for God?

A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

because man is not the center of everything. God is.

A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

I would think that some of Zorn's stuff like Leng T'che might not sit well with you.

'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

either one, smartass

oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

less than total depravity would give some of the glory to man that is meant for God

This takes us down the road (and I can't remember now if this was a real heresy or invented by Borges or Sade) of glorifying God and exalting Jesus' sacrifice by sinning as frequently and grotesquely as possible.

rogermexico (rogermexico), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

so he can flood the earth and make it rain frogs but he cant edit a few typos and mistranslations which cause great suffering in his holy name?

oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

hey, I was pushed into it.

Jesus came and pushed him off the shelf

walter kranz (walterkranz), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:22 (nineteen years ago)

This takes us down the road (and I can't remember now if this was a real heresy or invented by Borges or Sade) of glorifying God and exalting Jesus' sacrifice by sinning as frequently and grotesquely as possible.

But I say, walk by the Spirit, and you will not gratify the desires of the flesh. 17 For the desires of the flesh are against the Spirit, and the desires of the Spirit are against the flesh, for these are opposed to each other, to keep you from doing the things you want to do. 18 But if you are led by the Spirit, you are not under the law. 19 Now the works of the flesh are evident: sexual immorality, impurity, sensuality, 20 idolatry, sorcery, enmity, strife, jealousy, fits of anger, rivalries, dissensions, divisions, 21 envy, [4] drunkenness, orgies, and things like these. I warn you, as I warned you before, that those who do such things will not inherit the kingdom of God. 22 But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, 23 gentleness, self-control; against such things there is no law. 24 And those who belong to Christ Jesus have crucified the flesh with its passions and desires.

A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:24 (nineteen years ago)

Nairn, what's your stance on either self-mutilation or self-pleasure?

kingfish hobo juckie (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:26 (nineteen years ago)

so he can flood the earth and make it rain frogs but he cant edit a few typos and mistranslations which cause great suffering in his holy name?


I don't know, the few typos might make a believer rely more on faith, which would give him more glory than suffering.

A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

shit, its almost like the world is totally random!

oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

DEAR NAIRN:

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU TO GIVE ME A DEEP SWIRLING RIMJOB.

elmo (allocryptic), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

Nairn, what's your stance on either self-mutilation or self-pleasure?

if these fall under self-control, I think they are fruits of the spirit. If they fall under sexual immorality, impurity, sensuality, idolatry, sorcery, enmity, strife, jealousy, fits of anger, rivalries, dissensions, divisions, envy, drunkenness, orgies, and things like these. I think they are bad.

A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

Fuck you, biblethumper.

More cursing to the choir.

I believe in earth bound law. It's purpose is to point to the depravity of man.

Laws have purposes. Facts do not. I acknowledge the possibility of knowledge of objective facts, which are facts whether or not I acknowledge them. Many of these facts are not earth-bound. The ancient light that shines into my eye when I look into the night sky through a telescope supports the assertion that the universe is older than seven thousand years. Contorting one's mind to reject facts that contradict one's beliefs is, I should think, itself utterly depraved.

M. V. (M.V.), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

shit, its almost like the world is totally random!

yeah I know, except for it's origin and other supernatural interventions by God.

A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

If they fall under sexual immorality, impurity, sensuality, idolatry, sorcery, enmity, strife, jealousy, fits of anger, rivalries, dissensions, divisions, envy, drunkenness, orgies, and things like these, I think they are bad.

why u read ilx???????/

oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

What if one pleasures oneself to prevent lapsing into total Quagmire mode?

also, how are "dissensions" bad?

kingfish hobo juckie (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

Dude, don't hate on sorcery.

walter kranz (walterkranz), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:33 (nineteen years ago)

why u read ilx???????/

I think this is the one comment that "got me" the most.
I need to go for now too.

A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

A. Nairn, I sense that you're a good person and I trust that you'll eventually come to your senses. Peace.

M. V. (M.V.), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

Children of the future Age,
Reading this indignant page;
Know that in a former time.
Love! sweet Love! was thought a crime.

William_Blake, Wednesday, 30 November 2005 01:11 (nineteen years ago)

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House Loan, Monday, 1 May 2006 13:03 (nineteen years ago)

two years pass...

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and what, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 17:58 (sixteen years ago)


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