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late 2005 soft opening.

― inger lynde (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 24 December 2005 00:56 (twenty years ago)

pain medication + bottle of sangiovese = holiday cheer

― inger lynde (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 24 December 2005 01:00 (twenty years ago)

i am feeling really grumpy and like drinking a bottle of wine, but i'm too lazy and grumpy to get dressed and go get one.

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 24 December 2005 01:02 (twenty years ago)

go get one.

― inger lynde (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 24 December 2005 01:21 (twenty years ago)

maybe i will scavenge around the house for random alcohols

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 24 December 2005 01:27 (twenty years ago)

I have four cases of beer in the house, but what I really want is some schnapps out of the freezer to go with it.

― I do feel guilty for getting any perverse amusement out of it (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 24 December 2005 01:34 (twenty years ago)

i just bought snow day off the pay-per-view.

― inger lynde (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 24 December 2005 01:38 (twenty years ago)

i am watching moulin rouge and feeling sorry for myself. i think booze is definitely in order.

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 24 December 2005 01:41 (twenty years ago)

I am about to
wreck a bottle of spanish
torrontes wine...blam!

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 24 December 2005 01:53 (twenty years ago)

working through my secret santa present and cleaning/wrapping presents. (mostly drinking, however.)

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 24 December 2005 01:54 (twenty years ago)

"legend have it his snow chains are made from the braces of kids who didn't get out of his way"

― inger lynde (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 24 December 2005 01:57 (twenty years ago)

has it

― inger lynde (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 24 December 2005 01:57 (twenty years ago)

very nice, get loose
with that vodka called grey goose
hit it like bruce bruce

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 24 December 2005 01:57 (twenty years ago)

it's been a rough-ass week, man

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 24 December 2005 01:58 (twenty years ago)

it's been a rough-ass ~~week~~life, man

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 24 December 2005 01:58 (twenty years ago)

OTFM

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 24 December 2005 01:59 (twenty years ago)

i kinda want to crawl into a coma until jan. 2 but 4 my family, i will persevere

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 24 December 2005 02:00 (twenty years ago)

it's been a rough assweek, man
vs.
it's been a rough assman, week

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 24 December 2005 02:00 (twenty years ago)

hugglez 2 all

― inger lynde (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 24 December 2005 02:01 (twenty years ago)

yeah I love you guys
now I will stop posting and
return when effed up

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 24 December 2005 02:01 (twenty years ago)

godspeed.

also: fuck christmas.

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 24 December 2005 02:02 (twenty years ago)

christmas can go to hell and die.

i found a yuengling in the fridge... hmmmm.... i'll have to dig deeper.

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 24 December 2005 02:02 (twenty years ago)

"i heard in los angeles they get off on bad AIR days"

― inger lynde (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 24 December 2005 02:02 (twenty years ago)

i am listening to 2pac and wanting to go out and kill people with my bare hands.

when "dear mama" comes on i will likely cry like baby.

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 24 December 2005 02:05 (twenty years ago)

drunk

― melton mowbray (adr), Saturday, 24 December 2005 02:14 (twenty years ago)

I am doing my best to join you all! 8 Oranjebooms and I'm nearly drunk but I need more... there's whisky in the cupboard...

― Colonel Poo (Colonel Poo), Saturday, 24 December 2005 02:16 (twenty years ago)

god this wine is good
its so good I cannot count
all my sylabbles

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 24 December 2005 02:39 (twenty years ago)

note to self: marvin gaye's hear, my dear not particularly good at relieving depression

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 24 December 2005 02:41 (twenty years ago)

vodka and pomegranate juice is good

― I do feel guilty for getting any perverse amusement out of it (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 24 December 2005 02:43 (twenty years ago)

oooh that does sound delicious!

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 24 December 2005 02:50 (twenty years ago)

i wish i had some armagnac.

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 24 December 2005 02:57 (twenty years ago)

beer is solid and boring but it will never steer you wrong.

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:00 (twenty years ago)

I just got sound working on my computer using nothing but WHISKEY and COMMON SENSE!

― melton mowbray (adr), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:01 (twenty years ago)

goddamn, this is a long ass album. homeboy needed to edit.

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:02 (twenty years ago)

i am drinking beer but i just took a random shot of JD (no chaser!)

there is cranberry vodka and jager and vermouth hiding somewhere but i'm not up for those right now.

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:03 (twenty years ago)

i dont wanna do hard stuff because cleaning got bagged hours ago which means i gotta get up early tomorrow and do it now.

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:05 (twenty years ago)

yeah i have to get up early tomorrow and i only slept 3 hours last night and i know i'm going to regret this but i'm pissy right now so i don't care. jack makes me feel like a natural woman!

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:07 (twenty years ago)

you're more of a woman than i am

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:07 (twenty years ago)

I'm so glad other people are drunk besides me.

― Halloween Spooky Party Hints! (Bimble...), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:08 (twenty years ago)

still working on the wine, taking breaks

― inger lynde (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:08 (twenty years ago)

i should hope so!!
xxpost

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:10 (twenty years ago)

daer alcohol:

Take the ribbon from your hair
Shake it loose, let it fall
Lay it soft against my skin
Like the shadow on the wall

Come and lay down by my side
Till the early morning light
All I’m taking is your time
Help me make it through the night

I don’t care what’s right or wrong
I won’t try to understand
Let the devil take tomorrow
’cause tonight I need a friend

Yesterday is dead and gone
And tomorrow’s out of sight
And it’s sad to be alone
Help me make it through the night

I don’t care what’s right or wrong
I won’t try to understand
Let the devil take tomorrow
’cause tonight I need a friend

Yesterday is dead and gone
And tomorrow’s out of sight
And it’s sad to be alone
Help me make it through the night

I don’t want to be alone
Help me make it through the night

― inger lynde (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:10 (twenty years ago)

i'm in touch with my feminine side plenty

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:11 (twenty years ago)

I had really fucking crap bottle of wine that was supposed to be a lot better. Now you think I'm not going to open up a bottle of the good stuff?

― Halloween Spooky Party Hints! (Bimble...), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:11 (twenty years ago)

she's in a pit in the basement

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:11 (twenty years ago)

oh that's ok, some girls like it rough!

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:13 (twenty years ago)

put the lotion in the fucking basket, theresa

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:13 (twenty years ago)

rowr

― inger lynde (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:14 (twenty years ago)

also, it bears repeating: fuck christmas

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:14 (twenty years ago)

Hey there's a really good song where they keep saying Basement, real post punk quirky what the fuck is it? Please kill me...okay that is going to bother me all night.

― Halloween Spooky Party Hints! (Bimble...), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:14 (twenty years ago)

please don't say "post punk quirky" on my nice thread

― inger lynde (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:15 (twenty years ago)

xxpost

Okay well let's not get technical and argue about 60's music vs. '78-'82.

Also, yes fuck the hell out of christmas by the way. Goddamn the traffic.

― Halloween Spooky Party Hints! (Bimble...), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:16 (twenty years ago)

fuck christmas. in the basement.

don't mind me.
xpost a lot

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:17 (twenty years ago)

oh my heavens this first ronee blakley lp

it's killing me

― inger lynde (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:18 (twenty years ago)

skating movie with d.b. sweeney and the adorable moira kelly ,what was its name, anyway its awesome, I am three galsses in

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:18 (twenty years ago)

Kate Bush says...'We Dive Down...We diiiiiiiiive down..." et cet cteetc.

― Halloween Spooky Party Hints! (Bimble...), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:19 (twenty years ago)

OH EM GEE MEAD IS MADE FROM HONEY AND IN MY BELLY IN VAST QUANTITIES.

AKA I AGREE

― friendly neighborhood nklshs, Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:19 (twenty years ago)

THE CUTTING EDGE

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:20 (twenty years ago)

THE CUTTING EDGE!!!!!

damn it you beat me!

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:20 (twenty years ago)

haha

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:20 (twenty years ago)

a new low

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:21 (twenty years ago)

APPLAUDING
http://www.dudehisattva.com/applause.jpg

― friendly neighborhood nklshs, Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:21 (twenty years ago)

The Cutting Edge stars TERRY O'motherfuckin'QUINN.

― nklshs, Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:22 (twenty years ago)

(i actually liked that movie in middle school? what a nerd!)

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:22 (twenty years ago)

i'm plowed

― inger lynde (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:23 (twenty years ago)

i wish i had some pot.

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:25 (twenty years ago)

How many people would agree it was possible to dance to the last song on Aerial? Do you think even the Haterz would agree?

― Halloween Spooky Party Hints! (Bimble...), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:26 (twenty years ago)

wtf is wrong with you?

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:27 (twenty years ago)

i know it's christmas and all, but serious

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:27 (twenty years ago)

What is that supposed to mean?

― Halloween Spooky Party Hints! (Bimble...), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:28 (twenty years ago)

it's a simple question

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:28 (twenty years ago)

hahahaha i just found a BLUE LIGHT in my fridge

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:28 (twenty years ago)

Why is anything WRONG with me? Do explain.

― Halloween Spooky Party Hints! (Bimble...), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:29 (twenty years ago)

no fighting on the drunk thread. take it outside.

― inger lynde (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:29 (twenty years ago)

pound that shit

xxpost

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:30 (twenty years ago)

i have never lost a carbomb race!

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:31 (twenty years ago)

oh man, i dont mess with that shit anymore

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:32 (twenty years ago)

you reach a certain age and there's blood involved and its not a good scene

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:33 (twenty years ago)

should i watch saturday night fever even though it's friday?

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:35 (twenty years ago)

yes.

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:35 (twenty years ago)

should i go to tgifriday's even though it's friday?

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:36 (twenty years ago)

NO.

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:36 (twenty years ago)

you should watch thank god it's friday tomorrow, for balance (goddammit xpost)

― inger lynde (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:36 (twenty years ago)

only go to tgi fridays on tuesdays to piss off the ruby tuesday's crowd.

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:37 (twenty years ago)

the cuting edge totally fetishizez moira kelly's ass

i agreee withthee cutting edge

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:37 (twenty years ago)

but...the bloomin onion

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:37 (twenty years ago)

xpost

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:37 (twenty years ago)

maybe

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:37 (twenty years ago)

Watch FRIDAY. Eat a couple heaping spoonfuls of nutmeg.

― nklshs, Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:40 (twenty years ago)

this soundtrack is already making me less grumpy!
i think jack helped, too.

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:40 (twenty years ago)

i thought of friday for tomorrow (to even things out like jbr said), but i don't own that.

also, why do i sometimes like NEXT FRIDAY better?

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:41 (twenty years ago)

what about freaky friday (orig. jodie foster version)

― inger lynde (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:42 (twenty years ago)

I love the name MOIRA. It is...pleasing...to say.

Don't do what I sad to do up there. I was wrong to, um, judge?

this...

hahahaha i just found a BLUE LIGHT in my fridge

...makes me laugh

x-post the lohan FF is regertably NOT BAD

― nklshs, Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:42 (twenty years ago)

best!!!!

when the new lohan version came out i kept asking people if they rememberd the old one and i felt all ancient because they were remaking a movie from my childhood and no one even remembered it.
xpost

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:43 (twenty years ago)

i almost got herbie: fully loaded instead of snow day tonight

― inger lynde (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:44 (twenty years ago)

guilty pleasures!

i love MY GIRL.

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:46 (twenty years ago)

i think i'm starting to fall asleep

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:46 (twenty years ago)

EDDIE MURPHY'S THE HAUNTED MANSION

― st nklshs, Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:46 (twenty years ago)

macaulay got stung to death by bees

― inger lynde (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:47 (twenty years ago)

noooooo thomas j wake up!!!!!

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:47 (twenty years ago)

In which other movies does the Culkinator DIE?

― st nklshs, Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:48 (twenty years ago)

he needs his glasses! he can't see without his glasses!!!!!

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:48 (twenty years ago)

he's gimpy in saved
xpost

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:48 (twenty years ago)

i was kind of hoping macauly would get stung to death by bees at the end of "saved" too

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:48 (twenty years ago)

and he kills people in the good son if i remember correctly

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:49 (twenty years ago)

i can think of one where he KILLS

― inger lynde (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:49 (twenty years ago)

I want to do a FILM FESTIVAL!

I wish Ashton Kutcher had got stung to death by bees at the end of BUTERFLY EFFECT.

― st nklshs, Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:49 (twenty years ago)

i was thinking of party monster

― inger lynde (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:50 (twenty years ago)

i wish ashton kutcher got killed by the bee-covered sodomizing stick

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:50 (twenty years ago)

he gets to fuck eva amurri in saved!

eva amurri: hot or not?

i say HOT

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:51 (twenty years ago)

i never saw party monster :(

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:51 (twenty years ago)

christ are we gonna whip out mystery date next?

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:51 (twenty years ago)

sorry i am out of cigarettes and getting cranky now

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:53 (twenty years ago)

:-( it is still early - is there a store within walking distance or are you in suburbs/boonies?

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:54 (twenty years ago)

I'm completely out of beer, and I've drunk all the gin, but I still have whisky and HARD SKIN on the stereo! Santa Claus is a CUNT.

― Colonel Poo (Colonel Poo), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:55 (twenty years ago)

nah i'm in for the night. it's cold out, man. i am supposed to go to a coworker going away party at midnight but i doubt i am.

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:56 (twenty years ago)

i am officially drunk now.

yay!!!

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:57 (twenty years ago)

damn that wine i s gone
and i'm in no whape to drive
hahaha "no whape"

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:59 (twenty years ago)

http://www.helendesignsaz.com/products/WAY%20TO%20GO!.JPG

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:59 (twenty years ago)

"the whape i'm in"

― I do feel guilty for getting any perverse amusement out of it (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 24 December 2005 04:00 (twenty years ago)

Im in pretty bad whape ight now

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 24 December 2005 04:01 (twenty years ago)

this whape we're in

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 24 December 2005 04:02 (twenty years ago)

the whape of the lock

― inger lynde (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 24 December 2005 04:03 (twenty years ago)

"whape of a... of a... fuck.. whape of a good italian red!"

― I do feel guilty for getting any perverse amusement out of it (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 24 December 2005 04:04 (twenty years ago)

wheeeeee

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 24 December 2005 04:05 (twenty years ago)

whape it, whape it good

you wanna see something toog go see the '11 songs, fuck' thread, it think i posthed

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 24 December 2005 04:05 (twenty years ago)

doesn't anyone have a family waiting for them at home?

― Mika, Saturday, 24 December 2005 04:10 (twenty years ago)

i'm home you mikca abastard\
the whole family liked the sakaiting movie
now e go to bed in pajamas while drunk

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 24 December 2005 04:11 (twenty years ago)

no.

FUCK CHRISTMAS

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 24 December 2005 04:11 (twenty years ago)

this thread reminded me of another holiday favorite:

ARE YOU REALLY READY FOR SOME BLOOOOCLAAAAT JUNGLE TECHNO???

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 24 December 2005 04:12 (twenty years ago)

if my typing is still legible does it mean i should drink more?

― inger lynde (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 24 December 2005 04:13 (twenty years ago)

"you told me how horny a man gets when he's 19. how much his balls whape..."

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 24 December 2005 04:13 (twenty years ago)

family's in the living room watching MUPPET XMAS MOVIE. aside from "light the lamp, not teh rat" I'm not interested.

― I do feel guilty for getting any perverse amusement out of it (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 24 December 2005 04:13 (twenty years ago)

YES
xxpost

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 24 December 2005 04:13 (twenty years ago)

ususally my drunk typing is hella legible, tinight i am having problems

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 24 December 2005 04:14 (twenty years ago)

I don't have family this year. The holiday season is suck.

And I don't even feel like drinking.

― Mika, Saturday, 24 December 2005 04:14 (twenty years ago)

and its superior prequel in which i try to describe how my face smells

i have the apartment to myself for the next 36 hours...

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 24 December 2005 04:14 (twenty years ago)

i am not a fast reader in general, but i'm even worse after a few drinks, but so far i have to say i totally agree with your views on grilled cheese.

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 24 December 2005 04:16 (twenty years ago)

i used all my cheese making macaroni and cheese tonight but if i had some more cheese i would make one right now

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 24 December 2005 04:18 (twenty years ago)

or some bread

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 24 December 2005 04:18 (twenty years ago)

or butter

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 24 December 2005 04:18 (twenty years ago)

buttez

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 24 December 2005 04:19 (twenty years ago)

i made scooby doo shaped macaroni and cheese tonight!

the only cheeses in my fridge are havarti dill and some brie. and the only breadstuffs i have are pita pockets. plus, there is still macaroni left. and, i'm not hungry.

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 24 December 2005 04:19 (twenty years ago)

i had PIEROGIES for dinner!

― inger lynde (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 24 December 2005 04:20 (twenty years ago)

dude 9i'm coming over, and i'm a viegan aso i don't even eat thea t stuff

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 24 December 2005 04:21 (twenty years ago)

fading now

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 24 December 2005 04:21 (twenty years ago)

one more for the road

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 24 December 2005 04:21 (twenty years ago)

i expect to pass out after this glass

― inger lynde (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 24 December 2005 04:22 (twenty years ago)

drink some water first

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 24 December 2005 04:23 (twenty years ago)

yum!
(about pierogis)

beer is gone.

choices: tequila, jager, vermouth, cranberry vodka, grapefruit vodka (i did not purchase the latter 2). i found some vanilla mudslide stuff but it says refrigerate after opening and i know that my roommate bought that in june and it's been sitting on the counter since then, so i'm not even considering that.

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 24 December 2005 04:23 (twenty years ago)

yeah this is the glass that does it

― inger lynde (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 24 December 2005 04:25 (twenty years ago)

i feel like i am contributing to some form of delinquency offering any suggestion at all

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 24 December 2005 04:26 (twenty years ago)

vanilla mudslide = chick juice?

― Mika, Saturday, 24 December 2005 04:26 (twenty years ago)

vodka vodka vokda

― I do feel guilty for getting any perverse amusement out of it (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 24 December 2005 04:26 (twenty years ago)

yeah i have never actually had vanilla mudslide and i think i've only had 1 regular mudslide in my years of drinking. i'm not overly fond of the sugary sweet beverages.

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 24 December 2005 04:27 (twenty years ago)

vodka tonic it is!

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 24 December 2005 04:27 (twenty years ago)

i should go to the liquor store before it closes, stock up for xmas day.

that said, i'm still sore from the tequila two days ago.

― Mika, Saturday, 24 December 2005 04:33 (twenty years ago)

good choice

all right you catrazy alcoholicxs im gonna go wathc 'hush hush sweet sharlotte' on the dvr

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 24 December 2005 04:33 (twenty years ago)

pass out now

― inger lynde (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 24 December 2005 04:34 (twenty years ago)

night, drunkies

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 24 December 2005 04:35 (twenty years ago)

this beer is taking a lot longer than normal

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 24 December 2005 04:37 (twenty years ago)

savor the flavor

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 24 December 2005 04:38 (twenty years ago)

do i have to swish it like a wine tasting?

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 24 December 2005 04:39 (twenty years ago)

it will make your cheeks tingle!

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 24 December 2005 04:41 (twenty years ago)

"a nutty bouquet with hints of licorice and autumn"

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 24 December 2005 04:42 (twenty years ago)

cranberry vodka tastes like koolaid

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 24 December 2005 04:43 (twenty years ago)

ecto-cooler

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 24 December 2005 04:49 (twenty years ago)

"a nutty bouquet with hints of licorice and autumn"

"nutty, with a hint of citrus and autumn"

-- benito mussolinington (dubplatestyl...), June 29th, 2004. (dubplatestyle) (link)

face smelling and beer swishing go hand in hand?

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 24 December 2005 04:52 (twenty years ago)

i pretty much smell like beer 24/7

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 24 December 2005 04:53 (twenty years ago)

Blackthorn Cider tastes almost exactly like Strongbow. Who knew?

― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Saturday, 24 December 2005 04:54 (twenty years ago)

but citrus in summer, licorice in winter.
interesting.
xpost

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 24 December 2005 04:54 (twenty years ago)

i molt.

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 24 December 2005 04:56 (twenty years ago)

i melt.

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 24 December 2005 05:01 (twenty years ago)

your face smells of beer.

― Mika, Saturday, 24 December 2005 05:04 (twenty years ago)

alright the beer is now gone which means i should probably go to bed and await the arrival of my family in the am

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 24 December 2005 05:06 (twenty years ago)

bah family! bah christmas! bah! bah!

ok goodnight!

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 24 December 2005 05:08 (twenty years ago)

drink responsibly, kids

also: fuck christmas

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 24 December 2005 05:09 (twenty years ago)

GIVE IT THE HOSE!!

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 24 December 2005 05:10 (twenty years ago)

I almost choked (and coughed for a very long time) because I attempted to intermittently eat bites of raspberries and chocolate and then bites of chips and salsa. Now I don't want to eat anything. Where's the wine?

― Halloween Spooky Party Hints! (Bimble...), Saturday, 24 December 2005 05:15 (twenty years ago)

for real... i am drunk enough now that i couldn't drink wine at the moment, but i wish i'd been drinking wine the whole night instead of assorted beers and liquors.

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 24 December 2005 05:18 (twenty years ago)

This particular record, Chilling Thrilling Sounds of The Haunted House is not intended for young , impressionable children from three to eight. It is intended for other children, teenagers, and adults.

― Chilling, Thrilling Sounds of The Haunted House (Bimble...), Saturday, 24 December 2005 05:23 (twenty years ago)

Hrm 2.50 wine from Albertson's.....................

― svend (svend), Saturday, 24 December 2005 05:27 (twenty years ago)

is it wrong that i am drinking (cough) michelob ultra (cough)

― maura (maura), Saturday, 24 December 2005 05:31 (twenty years ago)

yes.

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 24 December 2005 05:33 (twenty years ago)

Dubplatestyle: get out of my house

― maura (maura), Saturday, 24 December 2005 05:33 (twenty years ago)

:( :( :(

― maura (maura), Saturday, 24 December 2005 05:33 (twenty years ago)

granted, i had a blue light earlier, so i shouldn't be too critical. although, i didn't actually purchase the blue light, i just drank it cause it was there.

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 24 December 2005 05:36 (twenty years ago)

Kmart sells drinks now?

― svend (svend), Saturday, 24 December 2005 05:37 (twenty years ago)

what's a blue light? that sounds like it should be a shot.

― maura (maura), Saturday, 24 December 2005 05:38 (twenty years ago)

the light version of labbatt blue
it's big in western ny/canada

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 24 December 2005 05:41 (twenty years ago)

i tried to pass out. didn't work.

― inger lynde (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 24 December 2005 05:45 (twenty years ago)

ROACKATANG BAZEEABAZONG.

― TOMBOT, Saturday, 24 December 2005 05:45 (twenty years ago)

ALLY AND I ARE GETS THE MARRIED ON A APRIL FOOLS DAY...

― TOMBOT, Saturday, 24 December 2005 05:46 (twenty years ago)

WHOOPS

― TOMBOT, Saturday, 24 December 2005 05:46 (twenty years ago)

Fool

― svend (svend), Saturday, 24 December 2005 05:47 (twenty years ago)

drink more!
xxxxpost

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 24 December 2005 05:47 (twenty years ago)

notdrunk, but still altered consciousness... does that count:?

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 24 December 2005 06:14 (twenty years ago)

'still'?

― Mika, Saturday, 24 December 2005 06:17 (twenty years ago)

St Pauli Girl =4.99 super bargain :)

― svend (svend), Saturday, 24 December 2005 06:33 (twenty years ago)

i love this thread. (sorry i am not drunk -- i just got back from the gay cowboy pudding movie -- but i have lots of love for my fellow drinkers.)

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 24 December 2005 06:37 (twenty years ago)

jaymc i like your town!

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 24 December 2005 06:40 (twenty years ago)

maybe a little drunk. spent the night baking and drinking. going to bed now. love to all.

― scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 24 December 2005 06:42 (twenty years ago)

oh yeah, tehresa, what did you do while you were here, anyway?

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 24 December 2005 06:55 (twenty years ago)

amstel light :( still gets one drunk, right?

― Jena (JenaP), Saturday, 24 December 2005 09:15 (twenty years ago)

OK, drunk now.

Why are so many bars open on Christmas Eve alright!

― Mika, Saturday, 24 December 2005 16:43 (twenty years ago)

Wow - some guy I ran into on the way home was so drunk. I felt so sorry for him I almost gave him my Santa hat. And then he told me about how he got kicked out of a backbacker bar because someone 'stole' his drink, and how his parents were bastards, and then scammed cigarettes from me.

― Mika, Saturday, 24 December 2005 16:56 (twenty years ago)

I kept my hat.

― Mika, Saturday, 24 December 2005 17:07 (twenty years ago)

hold on I'm coming
slowly getting hip-deep in
gray's oatmeal stout

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Sunday, 25 December 2005 00:02 (twenty years ago)

hello guyz im drunk plz soeak to me its me im so lonely ths time to year love from josh xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

― JTS (JTS), Sunday, 25 December 2005 00:56 (twenty years ago)

hi boringstandardaddress@gmail.com i would really like 2 kmow u, im a lonleuy guy iand bkeive me the other girl has had her hsaew................. love josh ..........

― JTS (JTS), Sunday, 25 December 2005 01:02 (twenty years ago)

I'm working on it

― Mr Straight Toxic (ghostface), Sunday, 25 December 2005 01:03 (twenty years ago)

glasses of wine: 2.

still got a bottle of bourbon on hand, just need someone to share it with now.

― joseph (joseph), Sunday, 25 December 2005 01:18 (twenty years ago)

dunston checks in is on fmc

― inger lynde (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 25 December 2005 03:38 (twenty years ago)

HI FRIENDS I AM DUNRK.

― giboyeux (skowly), Sunday, 25 December 2005 04:05 (twenty years ago)

I SHOT MY EYE OUT

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Sunday, 25 December 2005 04:08 (twenty years ago)

I still have all the wrapping to do!

WHAT GIVES???!?!?!

― giboyeux (skowly), Sunday, 25 December 2005 04:08 (twenty years ago)

ANSWER: I DO!

XPOST: OH NOES@!

― giboyeux (skowly), Sunday, 25 December 2005 04:08 (twenty years ago)

Do not shoot out eyes, plz.

― giboyeux (skowly), Sunday, 25 December 2005 04:10 (twenty years ago)

the whole foods near my parents has dogfish head raison d'etre!!!!!!!!

i am having smoe & listening to hour 5 of jon solomon's 24 hour christmas show on wprb

― maura (maura), Sunday, 25 December 2005 04:33 (twenty years ago)

Hello,
I wish happiness and prosperity to all! Merry Christmas and Happy new Year.

― humanist777, Sunday, 25 December 2005 09:11 (twenty years ago)

yes. drunk, posting, yet sitting. about ot applaud.

― nein Socken (nein Socken), Sunday, 25 December 2005 09:32 (twenty years ago)

BOTIQUE BEERS + BRANDY AND COKE + RED BULL AND VODKA + CHRISRNAS = FUCK

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!! (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Sunday, 25 December 2005 13:58 (twenty years ago)

THANK GOD I CAN DRINK AGAIN MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERY ONE!

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 26 December 2005 03:49 (twenty years ago)

yay teeny can drink!

hi deres!

― tres letraj (tehresa), Thursday, 29 December 2005 07:04 (twenty years ago)

I was walking to work today in the rain and for about 3 blocks I was just staring at my hands and thinking really hard about how small they are compared to bigger people's hands, and suddenly I realized--I'm still wicked drunk.

Can we fast forward to eight hours from now please God

― Laura H. (laurah), Thursday, 29 December 2005 15:00 (twenty years ago)

My boss just called me in for a morning meeting but I couldn't really keep track of what she was saying, so I just made incomprehensible scribbles on my notepad, like Jon Stewart at the beginning of the Daily Show, while nodding knowingly

― Laura H. (laurah), Thursday, 29 December 2005 15:07 (twenty years ago)

i like wine.

jesus, it's only 8:30...

― tres letraj (tehresa), Friday, 30 December 2005 01:29 (twenty years ago)

inspired by this thread
I will go watch 'spanglish' now
and have many beers

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 30 December 2005 01:35 (twenty years ago)

i am drinking a spanish white whine and watching arlington road.
movies + booze = goodness.

― tres letraj (tehresa), Friday, 30 December 2005 01:45 (twenty years ago)

it would be cool if someone started a list of which alcohols compliment which movies instead of 'this wine is good with seafood.'

― tres letraj (tehresa), Friday, 30 December 2005 01:46 (twenty years ago)

Smokey and the Bandit = Coors

― truck-patch pixel farmer (Rock Hardy), Friday, 30 December 2005 01:49 (twenty years ago)

my personal favorite: smirnoff ice smuggled into american horror films (opening day midnight shows when possible)

― nein Socken (nein Socken), Friday, 30 December 2005 01:52 (twenty years ago)

all alcohol is good with movies! you don't eat movies, silly.

― born-again christians in the old corral (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 30 December 2005 01:53 (twenty years ago)

i imagine chardonnay would be good for chick flicks like the ya ya sisterhood

― tres letraj (tehresa), Friday, 30 December 2005 01:54 (twenty years ago)

yes but certain alcohols put you in certain moods, and certain moods are better/more appropriate for certain movies.
xpost

― tres letraj (tehresa), Friday, 30 December 2005 01:55 (twenty years ago)

rum = pirate movies (DUH)
vodka = tarkovsky (DOUBLE DUH)
everclear = tarantino (only because I'm out of crack)

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 30 December 2005 01:58 (twenty years ago)

cranberry/vodka = short circuit

― tres letraj (tehresa), Friday, 30 December 2005 01:59 (twenty years ago)

cosmos = bridget jones

― born-again christians in the old corral (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 30 December 2005 02:00 (twenty years ago)

sparkling mineral water = earnest documentaries

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 30 December 2005 02:01 (twenty years ago)

40z of Schlitz = reallllly bad horror movies (or friday and any of its sequels. see also: don't be a menace...)
budwesier or fuzzy navel wine coolers = american pie

― tres letraj (tehresa), Friday, 30 December 2005 02:06 (twenty years ago)

oh no!!!!!! so incredibly drunk!!!!!

― tres letraj (tehresa), Sunday, 1 January 2006 08:19 (twenty years ago)

WHAT THE EFF. WHERE ARE THE GIRLS? NOT HERE. CHICAGO CAN FUCK TSELF.

― gbx (skowly), Sunday, 1 January 2006 08:47 (twenty years ago)

IAM ONEGIRL> FUCK YOU!

― tres letraj (tehresa), Sunday, 1 January 2006 08:50 (twenty years ago)

i am slightly sobering up BUT STILL posting! standing! clapping!

― joseph (joseph), Sunday, 1 January 2006 09:34 (twenty years ago)

its 950am, i just got home, and have cracked open the last beer of the night

― terry lennox. (gareth), Sunday, 1 January 2006 09:50 (twenty years ago)

i've put on section v from steve reich's music for 18 musicians. been wanting to hear this all the way home, and its totally hitting the spot

― terry lennox. (gareth), Sunday, 1 January 2006 09:55 (twenty years ago)

CHICAGO CAN FUCK TSELF.

Sounds like tonight, that's exactly the score.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Sunday, 1 January 2006 10:05 (twenty years ago)

I have to meet a friend at 2 pm tomorrow. Which means I MUST SOBER UP. But I AM ON AN 80'S OBSESSION. 80'S 80's 12" DANCE POP MUSIC YEAH!!!!!

― Tomato Voyeur (Bimble...), Sunday, 1 January 2006 11:19 (twenty years ago)

can i mix vodka with honey or baguette? i seem to have no obvious mixer...

― nein Socken (nein Socken), Sunday, 1 January 2006 11:19 (twenty years ago)

Mix the vodka with the baguette and then add your favourite spread. It's anything goes tonight muthafuckahs!! Kick out the JAMS etc.

― Tomato Voyeur (Bimble...), Sunday, 1 January 2006 11:24 (twenty years ago)

I=rock show+massive drunkeness+unexpected drug frenzy+more drunkeness+more drugs+uncerimoniously deposited on my doorstep+posting here

Please solve for X, where X equals me going to sleep. At some point.

― John Justen (johnjusten), Sunday, 1 January 2006 11:27 (twenty years ago)

vodka + milk? vodka + pomegranate juice? vodka + carrot? vodka + peanutbutter? do i really need to continue drinking?

― nein Socken (nein Socken), Sunday, 1 January 2006 11:33 (twenty years ago)

i love you all.

― jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 1 January 2006 12:10 (twenty years ago)

4:30 Am, just staggered home, so totally wasted . . .

made grilled sandwiches, took vitamins and aspirin

begged the angry hangover spirits for forgiveness

love on ya . . .

― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Sunday, 1 January 2006 12:31 (twenty years ago)

yes. 2006, ilx, applause.

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Sunday, 1 January 2006 14:26 (twenty years ago)

I still feel slightly pissed. I'm certainly relaxed!

― fandango (fandango), Sunday, 1 January 2006 15:15 (twenty years ago)

I drank two sips of champagne last night. That's all!

― Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Sunday, 1 January 2006 19:58 (twenty years ago)

Taco Bell 1/2 pound cheesy bean burrito hangover cure DOES NOT COMPUTE.

― John Justen (johnjusten), Sunday, 1 January 2006 20:06 (twenty years ago)

...the girls finally showed up, btw. In case anyone was wondering. Not the right ones, but girls all the same.

― gbx (skowly), Sunday, 1 January 2006 22:45 (twenty years ago)

i drank, but not enough.

― it was jody that killed the beast (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 1 January 2006 23:05 (twenty years ago)

Red wine, Guinness, vodka, champagne. Still not drunk, but it can't be too far away.

― ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 1 January 2006 23:20 (twenty years ago)

started lunchtime saturday. just finished. can't work out whether my lungs or my liver is going to pack in first. met half my street last night by walking into they houses. i feel pukey.

― I Am Sexless and I Am Foul (noodle vague), Monday, 2 January 2006 00:10 (twenty years ago)

And I spent 10 minutes hammering on the front door and throwing pennies at the bedroom window to get in the house before I checked my trouser pocket and found my keys. Classic.

― I Am Sexless and I Am Foul (noodle vague), Monday, 2 January 2006 03:35 (twenty years ago)

coleman cooler sangria say what box wine and cans of fruit
kickass
nerry who cheer!

― nklshs, Monday, 2 January 2006 03:51 (twenty years ago)

Noodle's got the right idea.

― Tomato Voyeur (Bimble...), Monday, 2 January 2006 11:20 (twenty years ago)

am waiting for my housemate to end the potentially-relationship-ending flirting with one of my nyc friends and come downstairs. i myself am drunk and am currently drinking more to steel myself for the outcome of this situation

blah

― nervous (cochere), Thursday, 5 January 2006 10:47 (twenty years ago)

just opened a sangiovese. good times ahead.

― yvette yreka (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 13 January 2006 03:07 (twenty years ago)

wife, life, etc.

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Friday, 13 January 2006 03:09 (twenty years ago)

can't decide if i should go out to gay bar tonight...
drinks are expensive and i probably can't drink enough to get drunk becuase it's at least a 15 min drive from my house... fucking suburbs

― tres letraj (tehresa), Friday, 13 January 2006 03:16 (twenty years ago)

drunk now.

hi dere.

― yvette yreka (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 13 January 2006 05:07 (twenty years ago)

i stayed in.
jealous!

― tres letraj (tehresa), Friday, 13 January 2006 05:08 (twenty years ago)

i stayed in too. basic cable is my friend.

― yvette yreka (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 13 January 2006 05:10 (twenty years ago)

no cable. no booze. boooooooo!

― tres letraj (tehresa), Friday, 13 January 2006 05:14 (twenty years ago)

I REALLY WANT A BOTTLE OF WINE RIGHT NOW.

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 13 January 2006 05:17 (twenty years ago)

if i took 1200 mg of ibuprofen before drinking, is that going to prevent a hangover?

― yvette yreka (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 13 January 2006 05:22 (twenty years ago)

Probably not! :D

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 13 January 2006 05:22 (twenty years ago)

I AM TYPING IN A LOUD VOICE.

xpost--you're about to die. enjoy your last few moments of awareness.

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Friday, 13 January 2006 05:23 (twenty years ago)

it won't prevent hangover, but you'll be crazy drunk!

― tres letraj (tehresa), Friday, 13 January 2006 05:27 (twenty years ago)

i already am!

― yvette yreka (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 13 January 2006 05:28 (twenty years ago)

it's ok, i don't have to work tomorrow.

― yvette yreka (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 13 January 2006 05:28 (twenty years ago)

me either! but not drunk :(

― tres letraj (tehresa), Friday, 13 January 2006 05:35 (twenty years ago)

i shouldn't be reading that cioran thread while i'm in this state.

― yvette yreka (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 13 January 2006 05:55 (twenty years ago)

hi,

i just got back from the bar and some girl told me that i was cute and that i have good hair... but i have a girlfriend.

i am drunk.

― t0dd swiss (immobilisme), Friday, 13 January 2006 07:11 (twenty years ago)

she likes the new strokes album, so it wouldnt work anyway.

― t0dd swiss (immobilisme), Friday, 13 January 2006 07:14 (twenty years ago)

fuck its 6:30am im wasted just got home and i have a meeting with venture capital banker dudes in 3 hours fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck what was i thinking why did i do that last line ugh ugh ugh venture capital dudes please dont look badly upon our company that i show up wasted and saggy eyed.

― phil-two (phil-two), Friday, 13 January 2006 11:24 (twenty years ago)

Its friday night and I'm drinking and watching my bf play Halo which we both agree is the most shite console game ever in the boringness stakes, pls kill me.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 13 January 2006 11:42 (twenty years ago)

hey phil keep it real man
ill be in town on feb 2
don't die before then aite

― LC, Friday, 13 January 2006 11:46 (twenty years ago)

no hangover.

― yvette yreka (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 13 January 2006 16:58 (twenty years ago)

i have a bottle of cab-sauv and a bottle of pinot noir.

which to drink?

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 14 January 2006 00:02 (twenty years ago)

Both.

― Sinister Oink Kingpin (noodle vague), Saturday, 14 January 2006 00:03 (twenty years ago)

Pinot Noir first, Cab-Sauv might as well be swilled drunk.

― Sinister Oink Kingpin (noodle vague), Saturday, 14 January 2006 00:03 (twenty years ago)

wee bit drunk

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 14 January 2006 00:04 (twenty years ago)

I'm detoxing! no booze for me.

― adamrl (nordicskilla), Saturday, 14 January 2006 00:04 (twenty years ago)

i got a sample of the pinot noir in the store - very tasty!

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 14 January 2006 00:04 (twenty years ago)

Pinot Noir! All the cool kids are smoking that.

― LC, Saturday, 14 January 2006 00:20 (twenty years ago)

pinot noir is open!

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 14 January 2006 00:43 (twenty years ago)

I only have one beer left :(

― Colonel Poo (Colonel Poo), Saturday, 14 January 2006 00:48 (twenty years ago)

get thee to a liquor store!

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 14 January 2006 00:49 (twenty years ago)

It might actually be open now we have 24 hour licensing! My local offy is one of the only law-abiding off-licenses in north London.

― Colonel Poo (Colonel Poo), Saturday, 14 January 2006 02:00 (twenty years ago)

attention american drunks: the angelina jolie true hollywood story is just starting.

― yvette yreka (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 14 January 2006 02:02 (twenty years ago)

oh damn it, why do you tell me this when i don't have cable?!?!?!

i wonder if it's updated to include her pregnancy...

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 14 January 2006 02:11 (twenty years ago)

also, i had a 40 min break in drinking because the dog jumped on the couch and broke my mouse so i ran across the street to buy a new one. wireless! wooh! (yes, i am just joining the 21st century. last week i purchased my very first dvd player!)

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 14 January 2006 02:13 (twenty years ago)

i had no idea she's only a year older than i am! she's been around so long i figured she was in her late 30s or something.

― yvette yreka (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 14 January 2006 02:13 (twenty years ago)

but then drew barrymore is only a year older too.

― yvette yreka (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 14 January 2006 02:14 (twenty years ago)

i hate finding out celebrities are around my age or, worse, younger. it makes me feel so unaccomplished!

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 14 January 2006 02:18 (twenty years ago)

Not drunk yet!

― gbx (skowly), Saturday, 14 January 2006 02:20 (twenty years ago)

this is happening to me with distressing regularity these days. i'm 30 this year so I'd better get used to it!

xpost

― Colonel Poo (Colonel Poo), Saturday, 14 January 2006 02:21 (twenty years ago)

I'm drinking + making beer.

― Jordan (Jordan), Saturday, 14 January 2006 02:21 (twenty years ago)

oh, way to show us all up!

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 14 January 2006 02:23 (twenty years ago)

i also never realized what an uncanny resemblance her speaking voice has to janeane garofalo's!

― yvette yreka (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 14 January 2006 02:36 (twenty years ago)

getting closer to drunk!!

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 14 January 2006 03:17 (twenty years ago)

i missed the meeting with the bankers, which actually turned out ok since i dont know how my coworkers would have explained why i was vomitting in the corner. was totally incapable of speech until about 3pm

― phil-two (phil-two), Saturday, 14 January 2006 03:27 (twenty years ago)

bottle 1 is done. do i drink more or just wait for insane drunkeness to take over?

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 14 January 2006 04:21 (twenty years ago)

hi. i'm new. just wanted to let you know that i'm home alone and drinking, too. solidarity 4eva.

― killy (baby lenin pin), Saturday, 14 January 2006 04:32 (twenty years ago)

great now it sounds like i'm a lame hermit alcoholic!
ok maybe i am.
actually no.
i am slightly hermit-like, but that's because people and rochester bars annoy me.
also, this is like the first time i've drunk more than 2 drinks since new year's, so not really alcoholic. just lazy in that i like to stay home and drink. but hey, it's cheaper, too!

what are you drinking tonight, killy?

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 14 January 2006 04:35 (twenty years ago)

WHISKEY

out of a mug.

the cat is next to me.

― killy (baby lenin pin), Saturday, 14 January 2006 04:42 (twenty years ago)

oh that's hot.

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 14 January 2006 04:43 (twenty years ago)

i was perusing the cognacs at the liquor store tonight, but alas, i couldn't afford anything worthwhile.

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 14 January 2006 04:45 (twenty years ago)

euhhh, cognac :(

my mom gave a half-drunk bottle of cognac away at a white elephant over christmas. i won some freezer-pops and expired v8.

― killy (baby lenin pin), Saturday, 14 January 2006 04:47 (twenty years ago)

no one has answered the 'do i open 2nd bottle now' question!!!!!

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 14 January 2006 04:57 (twenty years ago)

What kind of whisky, killy?

I'm drinking scotch and soda, but maybe not alone for too much longer.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Saturday, 14 January 2006 05:02 (twenty years ago)

eh... "Labrot & Graham Woodford Reserve"

my ex-boyfriend/roommate (til the 25th) (a situation that makes it impossible for me NOT to drink) got it from his brother for christmas.

the mug is a LEXIS NEXIS mug. i realize you didnt' ask about that, but.

― killy (baby lenin pin), Saturday, 14 January 2006 05:05 (twenty years ago)

hey TRES you don't really need an answer to that, do you?!

― killy (baby lenin pin), Saturday, 14 January 2006 05:06 (twenty years ago)

booze from a mug is always a good time.

maybe i don't need an answer... put input is good.

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 14 January 2006 05:08 (twenty years ago)

open it!

― killy (baby lenin pin), Saturday, 14 January 2006 05:09 (twenty years ago)

Ooh, that sounds good. The whisky, that is, not the situation.

I'm drinking my whisky from a Shiner Bock rocks glass. Yes, a rocks glass from a brewery.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Saturday, 14 January 2006 05:12 (twenty years ago)

I'm drinking some Danish beer called Elephant or whatever

― van igloo (van smack), Saturday, 14 January 2006 05:23 (twenty years ago)

i'm not drunk, but i might as well be because i'm watching mr. and mrs. smith. gah, it's worse than gigli!

― yvette yreka (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 14 January 2006 05:28 (twenty years ago)

stephen, are you in texas?

― killy (baby lenin pin), Saturday, 14 January 2006 05:31 (twenty years ago)

I'm kinda drunk. What a wasteful night, I suppose.

I've never seen either of those movies. Bad, huh?

― van igloo (van smack), Saturday, 14 January 2006 05:32 (twenty years ago)

eh, i've seen worse. but... yes, bad.

― yvette yreka (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 14 January 2006 05:33 (twenty years ago)

Maybe you should be drinking then, eh

― van igloo (van smack), Saturday, 14 January 2006 05:36 (twenty years ago)

i don't have anything! i finished my bottle of wine last night and had a small martini at dinner.

― yvette yreka (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 14 January 2006 05:42 (twenty years ago)

Improvise

― van igloo (van smack), Saturday, 14 January 2006 05:43 (twenty years ago)

i have some vermouth in the pantry.

― yvette yreka (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 14 January 2006 05:45 (twenty years ago)

Hmm, you need to work on your stockpile. Always have good backups

― van igloo (van smack), Saturday, 14 January 2006 05:49 (twenty years ago)

im drunk!! INM HSDF HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― POOP BITCH (Mandee), Saturday, 14 January 2006 05:49 (twenty years ago)

real alcoholics don't have stockpiles.

― yvette yreka (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 14 January 2006 06:07 (twenty years ago)

COSTCO!

― van igloo (van smack), Saturday, 14 January 2006 06:08 (twenty years ago)

hootie-hooooo!

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 14 January 2006 06:43 (twenty years ago)

i love that tehresa is all over this thread. it makes me happy.

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 14 January 2006 06:46 (twenty years ago)

Those Charlie Rich songs are killin' me tonight.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Saturday, 14 January 2006 06:48 (twenty years ago)

ooooh.

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 14 January 2006 06:48 (twenty years ago)

I didn't want to say it over there, but I'll say it here: My grandfather used to bowl with Charlie Rich.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Saturday, 14 January 2006 06:56 (twenty years ago)

Not drunk, but drunk-like.
jaymc's "hootie-hoooo!" and Mandee's exclamations made me laugh a lot.

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Saturday, 14 January 2006 07:04 (twenty years ago)

what is drunklike? (i am writing it as one word, not hyphenated, per webster's, although someone once said that doing this makes words look like transliterated japanese.)

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 14 January 2006 07:11 (twenty years ago)

drunklike! I'm a fan of making everything oneword, sure. Drunklike is tired/still slightly jetlagged (wtf, agh) and cold-medicine medicated. And hungry! Yet I have no will to eat. (plus I don't really have any desirable food in the house oh well for me.)

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Saturday, 14 January 2006 07:17 (twenty years ago)

wtf, sign back in.

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 14 January 2006 07:20 (twenty years ago)

i fell off.

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Saturday, 14 January 2006 07:22 (twenty years ago)

I'm so glad to be sitting down now.

― Bryan (Bryan), Saturday, 14 January 2006 07:52 (twenty years ago)

Hope everyone's feeling better this morning. Better than me, that is.

Killy, I'm in DC now, but lived in Austin for many happy, humid years. DC's kind of the anti-Austin, except for the humidity.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Saturday, 14 January 2006 15:35 (twenty years ago)

i'm down to my last 12 days in Austin (and happy about that). relocating to the beauuuuuutiful suburbs of philadelphia. do you ever miss sipping on a lone star tallboy? i know i will... *sigh* more than that, though, i will miss real ale full moon pale rye ale. so bitter.

― killy (baby lenin pin), Saturday, 14 January 2006 16:35 (twenty years ago)

Barf. I think I'm still drunk. And now I'm meeting dudes for a very, very long bike ride.

BARFOPOLIS

― gbx (skowly), Saturday, 14 January 2006 16:49 (twenty years ago)

how come i thought killy was in stephenage?

― POOP BITCH (Mandee), Saturday, 14 January 2006 17:37 (twenty years ago)

i don't know, POOP BITCH!

― killy (baby lenin pin), Saturday, 14 January 2006 18:36 (twenty years ago)

i dont know neither! ANYWAY, HI

― POOP BITCH (Mandee), Saturday, 14 January 2006 18:51 (twenty years ago)

ugh i went to my room and watched movieand was sooo tired but i got that terrible wine tiredness but you can't sleep thing......bblahhhhhh

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 14 January 2006 19:16 (twenty years ago)

My new white wine rule:

Table Wine is fine as long as it's really dry and fairly cold.

And not from Eastern Europe.

― Sinister Oink Kingpin (noodle vague), Saturday, 14 January 2006 23:32 (twenty years ago)

I just got home. Tonight I tried to sang "Ice Ice Baby" on a Playstation karakoke game and got pretty bad "rap points", whatever that means. So where's my drunk comrqdes?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 15 January 2006 00:40 (twenty years ago)

Rap, not sing.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 15 January 2006 00:41 (twenty years ago)

I also did "The Power of Love" by Frankie Goes to Gollywood, and sucked with that too. But goddamn if it isn't the best ballad of them of all, so touching. I have the record at home, should probably listen to it.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 15 January 2006 00:43 (twenty years ago)

Tuomas, I've finished the wine and I'm back on the vodka and craneberry. Big Up the Finnish Massive!

― Sinister Oink Kingpin (noodle vague), Sunday, 15 January 2006 00:50 (twenty years ago)

Yahee!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 15 January 2006 00:50 (twenty years ago)

I tried this new beer that was supposed to be made to flavour whisky but was so good they decided to sell it. It's not all that great.

― Colonel Poo (Colonel Poo), Sunday, 15 January 2006 02:06 (twenty years ago)

i went to big gay disco tonight but had only one drink (the horror!). am thinking of opening wine, but not sure...

― tres letraj (tehresa), Sunday, 15 January 2006 07:01 (twenty years ago)

Dammit now I have that Frankie song stuck in my head Tuomas ;P

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 15 January 2006 07:13 (twenty years ago)

what the ... oh hi gay bar, oh i mean no no no

― jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 15 January 2006 09:57 (twenty years ago)

I thnilnk I saw sommethinr I shouldn't have...

in other news i mardy ge ta free diijnner out ofi t

― french diplomacy (french diplomacy), Sunday, 15 January 2006 10:36 (twenty years ago)

I SAW IT TOO

god what a night

― nervous (cochere), Sunday, 15 January 2006 10:37 (twenty years ago)

helllooooo!

― tehresa (tehresa), Monday, 16 January 2006 04:23 (twenty years ago)

I will commence drinking in four hours.

― chips rofflety (haitch), Monday, 16 January 2006 04:25 (twenty years ago)

no, commence now!!!!

― tehresa (tehresa), Monday, 16 January 2006 04:26 (twenty years ago)

We're still working our way through the leftover booze from the xmas party. Two bottles of cheap champagne later, I'm eyeing the 1.75l bottle of Jack Daniel's.

Any cocktail recommendations?

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Monday, 16 January 2006 04:29 (twenty years ago)

I'm at work tehresa!! (real reason: no alcohol in this building, I'd be so tempted to otherwise.)

― chips rofflety (haitch), Monday, 16 January 2006 04:30 (twenty years ago)

do you have anything besides the jd? i wouldn't really recommend jack after champagne... my new year's eve experience says "NO NO NO DON'T DO IT!'

chips, i understand. before i quitmy job, i was tempted to go buy sparks or 40s on my lunch break allll the time!

so i ran out of wine and mixed somecranberry vodka with some blackberry soda.. it's revolting but i'll probably finish it anyway.

and, for the record - the weird lack of spaces between some words is not because i'm drunk but because my space bar is fucked and i don't feel like fixing those spaces right now!

― tehresa (tehresa), Monday, 16 January 2006 04:33 (twenty years ago)

Tehresa, I understand; I use that space bar excuse all the time.

I've got vermouth to go with the Jack, so I'm most of the way to a (few) Manhattans. But your advice is sound, so maybe after the champagne I should go to work on the crap Chardonnays people brought to the party.

Do you think cranberry vodka would be enought to fend off urinary tract infections? They should mention that on the label.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Monday, 16 January 2006 04:45 (twenty years ago)

no for real, see upthread and you will know that the dog likes to knock down my keyboard and mouse all the time, so this space bar is fucked.

definitely go for the chardonnay and not the jack -- keep it in the wine family. you'll thank me tomorrow!

i don't think cranberry vodka would be effective in fending off the ole uti because i belive they only use cranberry flavor, not anything actually derived from a cranberry.

― tehresa (tehresa), Monday, 16 January 2006 04:48 (twenty years ago)

I think I'll thank you now, not tomorrow--I poured a little of the Jack, and it tasted like varnish, so I'm remaining faithful to the grape family for tonight.

I wonder if this Alexander movie would be any better if I were more sober. As it is, Angelina Jolie is pretty fucking hilarious.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Monday, 16 January 2006 04:55 (twenty years ago)

I got maggoted and watched Scrubs for ages last night and boy am I paying for it today :(

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 16 January 2006 04:56 (twenty years ago)

yay grapes!

my 'grey's anatomy' experience was ruined by a phone call that lasted 45 min so i have no idea what happened :(

― tehresa (tehresa), Monday, 16 January 2006 04:58 (twenty years ago)

HI! Today is my birthday!!! I'm bored and wide awake and trying very hard to be drunk!

ANYONE

― gbx (skowly), Monday, 16 January 2006 07:12 (twenty years ago)

TRY HARDER! even if it is Sunday night. IT IS YOUR SUNDAY NIGHT.
Happy Birthday!!

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Monday, 16 January 2006 07:18 (twenty years ago)

happy birhtdya!

― tehresa (tehresa), Monday, 16 January 2006 07:19 (twenty years ago)

oooh spoken like a true drunk!

― tehresa (tehresa), Monday, 16 January 2006 07:19 (twenty years ago)

I"M TRYIGN!

― gbx (skowly), Monday, 16 January 2006 07:29 (twenty years ago)

What are you tryign with?

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 16 January 2006 07:31 (twenty years ago)

A BEER.

A bomber of beer, specifically. I should have gotten a bottle of wine, now that I think about it.

― gbx (skowly), Monday, 16 January 2006 07:35 (twenty years ago)

wine is far superior to beer

but beer is easy

― tehresa (tehresa), Monday, 16 January 2006 07:38 (twenty years ago)

Wine is superior. I don't know what I was thinking.

― gbx (skowly), Monday, 16 January 2006 07:40 (twenty years ago)

the beer clouded your judgment
i'll forgive it this once

― tehresa (tehresa), Monday, 16 January 2006 07:41 (twenty years ago)

I MADE A MISTAKE.

― gbx (skowly), Monday, 16 January 2006 07:43 (twenty years ago)

Beer will hurt less tomorrow tho.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 16 January 2006 07:44 (twenty years ago)

That is true.

― gbx (skowly), Monday, 16 January 2006 07:45 (twenty years ago)

beer is gassier, though

― tehresa (tehresa), Monday, 16 January 2006 07:46 (twenty years ago)

I have finally commenced drinking!

― chips rofflety (haitch), Monday, 16 January 2006 11:17 (twenty years ago)

well done, son!

― tehresa (tehresa), Monday, 16 January 2006 11:57 (twenty years ago)

I've invented a new cocktail involving vodka, port, vermouth and cranberry/raspberry smoothie. It's lush. When Naomi gets home in the next half hour I'm off to my local for Student Night (£1.25 a pint for students and regulars.)

YEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

― Sinister Oink Kingpin (noodle vague), Monday, 16 January 2006 17:52 (twenty years ago)

evening fellas

― danielle the animal steel (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 19 January 2006 02:25 (twenty years ago)

well herro dere.

― chips rofflety (haitch), Thursday, 19 January 2006 11:40 (twenty years ago)

at 9pm last night i went out for a quiet pint with a couple of friends. i got home at 3.30am. haven't had one of those "accidental" nights out in ages. i must do it more often.

i remember buying jagermeister. jagermeister! i don't even know what it is, other than vile.

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Thursday, 19 January 2006 11:49 (twenty years ago)

FINALLY! No longer sick, I chose to go out with people and drink/sm0ke things to make up for the absence. I'm totally inhaling and also drinking fake-coffee right now. Good!

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Saturday, 21 January 2006 06:52 (twenty years ago)

like bob dylan said, i'm not drunk yet...but i'm getting there

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Saturday, 21 January 2006 06:56 (twenty years ago)

holy moly.

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 21 January 2006 07:26 (twenty years ago)

yaay! and yeah.

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Saturday, 21 January 2006 07:27 (twenty years ago)

Yes, jagermeister = vile. Please please please there are 95% of other alcoholic drinks to mess with besides that, you can live without it folks. Drink something else for god's sake. But that's just my opinion.

― Silver Coffee (Bimble...), Saturday, 21 January 2006 12:11 (twenty years ago)

HELLO ILX!

― van igloo (van smack), Sunday, 22 January 2006 04:58 (twenty years ago)

Let's hear it for generic whisky! Just water it down a bit and you're good to go!

― Colonel Poo (Colonel Poo), Sunday, 22 January 2006 05:04 (twenty years ago)

I drank some kind of
blue alcohol stuff tonight
don't know what it was

had two more of them
and some wine and some more wine
and then had some wine

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Sunday, 22 January 2006 06:08 (twenty years ago)

and yet your meter is impeccable!

― stockholm cindy (winter version) (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 22 January 2006 06:15 (twenty years ago)

only slightly tipsy. this must be remedied

― nervous (cochere), Sunday, 22 January 2006 08:05 (twenty years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v335/gypsyfrocksbedlam/lasrocas.jpg

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Sunday, 22 January 2006 08:12 (twenty years ago)

PERFECT> I love a lot of things, in the world.

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Sunday, 22 January 2006 08:13 (twenty years ago)

i applaud gypsy's wine selection. even if the company logo is in comic sans.

― stockholm cindy (winter version) (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 22 January 2006 08:32 (twenty years ago)

bought this champange for new year's and didnt even open it untill tonight. it's all that's making SNL bearable. :(

― one time gaffled 'em up (one time gaffled 'em up), Sunday, 22 January 2006 08:46 (twenty years ago)

"What does SNL stand for?"

― Mr. Latham Green (hanle y 3000), Sunday, 22 January 2006 09:04 (twenty years ago)

"it stands for Saturday Night Live, american tv show"

― one time gaffled 'em up (one time gaffled 'em up), Sunday, 22 January 2006 09:32 (twenty years ago)

that was a rhetorical kwestion

― Mr. Latham Green (hanle y 3000), Sunday, 22 January 2006 09:41 (twenty years ago)

how odd

― one time gaffled 'em up (one time gaffled 'em up), Sunday, 22 January 2006 09:44 (twenty years ago)

not if you are fan of Don Lennon!
http://www.donlennon.com/routine.html

― Mr. Latham Green (hanle y 3000), Sunday, 22 January 2006 09:55 (twenty years ago)

oh yes

― jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 22 January 2006 09:58 (twenty years ago)

Drunk, posting, standing, applauding.

― Bimble brings a lawn chair to antartica so he can sit and drink silver coff (Bim, Sunday, 22 January 2006 19:09 (twenty years ago)

went to a whisky tasting straight afer work silly me

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 23 January 2006 20:43 (twenty years ago)

I searched for this, on a tuesday, with a j(Unt in my mouth, maybe; it's 2:22am. what, hangon. wait. when will then stop and when will it. etc.

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 07:23 (twenty years ago)

IT BEGINS

― one time gaffled 'em up (one time gaffled 'em up), Saturday, 28 January 2006 09:25 (twenty years ago)

ihttp://www.cojeco.cz/attach/photos/3b59391c54472.jpg

told me how stoned he was! i am so famous!

(and drunk)

― yuengling participle (rotten03), Thursday, 2 February 2006 07:12 (twenty years ago)

hi dere, applause please.

― weekly handle change (haitch), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 13:34 (twenty years ago)

should I go another can? I do have to work in the morning, you know.

― weekly handle change (haitch), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 13:39 (twenty years ago)

ooooooh ... on the jmc tip!

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 11 February 2006 09:31 (twenty years ago)

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― xDanniel, Saturday, 11 February 2006 09:39 (twenty years ago)

um yeah ok

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 11 February 2006 09:43 (twenty years ago)

i am eating goldfish crackers and just announced such at high volume out front the flat and all alnog the route home. i am drunk.i have been drinking budweiser :(

― nein Socken (nein Socken), Saturday, 11 February 2006 10:10 (twenty years ago)

i just read that i posted previously in this thread and dont recall such currentluy

― nein Socken (nein Socken), Saturday, 11 February 2006 10:15 (twenty years ago)

applause please

― nervous (cochere), Friday, 17 February 2006 06:18 (twenty years ago)

i can't even get a golf clap? fuck ile

― nervous (cochere), Friday, 17 February 2006 06:52 (twenty years ago)

congrats, nervous, even though it's a bit late!

― tehresa (tehresa), Friday, 17 February 2006 15:53 (twenty years ago)

Drunk'd.

― jeffrey (johnson), Friday, 17 February 2006 18:26 (twenty years ago)

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Saturday, 18 February 2006 06:07 (twenty years ago)

Well, the keyboard has been drinking.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Saturday, 18 February 2006 06:18 (twenty years ago)

The cellphone is on the make.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Saturday, 18 February 2006 06:18 (twenty years ago)

the webcam needs some eyedrops.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Saturday, 18 February 2006 06:18 (twenty years ago)

The USB can't find the brakes.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Saturday, 18 February 2006 06:19 (twenty years ago)

yr computer needs commander cody

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Saturday, 18 February 2006 06:19 (twenty years ago)

the picket fences just look like dots.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Saturday, 18 February 2006 06:20 (twenty years ago)

But not me.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Saturday, 18 February 2006 06:21 (twenty years ago)

Not me.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Saturday, 18 February 2006 06:22 (twenty years ago)

YAAAY DRUNKARDS

― POOP BITCH (Mandee), Saturday, 18 February 2006 06:22 (twenty years ago)

Not me.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Saturday, 18 February 2006 06:24 (twenty years ago)

pp i LOVE THAT SONG.

you get major bonus drunk points!

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 18 February 2006 18:08 (twenty years ago)

Drunk.

― jeffrey (johnson), Saturday, 18 February 2006 18:26 (twenty years ago)

good day.

― i always wondered where my mandibula was! (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 19 February 2006 04:25 (twenty years ago)

i feel like i should be drinking mass quantities of booze right now but alas, i have none.

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 19 February 2006 04:32 (twenty years ago)

wahey

― jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 19 February 2006 06:54 (twenty years ago)

hi guys what's up.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Sunday, 19 February 2006 06:55 (twenty years ago)

hi ian.

― jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 19 February 2006 06:56 (twenty years ago)

sup dude.
why are you drunk tonight?

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Sunday, 19 February 2006 06:58 (twenty years ago)

ummm well jordan was in town, so we went out to a bar, but it turns out dude couldn't make it b/c he's doing all sorts of brass-band gigs downtown! so we just decided to get drunk anyway.

― jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 19 February 2006 07:00 (twenty years ago)

sup kids. i'm not drunk but i'm about to start
and this is the natural late night conversation thread anyway

― nervous (cochere), Sunday, 19 February 2006 07:01 (twenty years ago)

sweet. what are the prices of drinks like in your neighborhood?

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Sunday, 19 February 2006 07:04 (twenty years ago)

ian: xp?

― nervous (cochere), Sunday, 19 February 2006 07:05 (twenty years ago)

tonight i had 1 rogue dead guy ale, 3 bell's winter whites, and 2 pbrs. i think the rogue and bell's were $4 each, and the pbr was $2 each.

― jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 19 February 2006 07:06 (twenty years ago)

drinks here are FREEEEEE because i am raiding my housemates' liquor cabinet

― nervous (cochere), Sunday, 19 February 2006 07:08 (twenty years ago)

I've got crappy white wine, but why should I whine? It's better than nothing, and I'm poor.

― I've got a scuzzfox and I'm gonna use it (Bimble...), Sunday, 19 February 2006 07:13 (twenty years ago)

whoa i'm finally drunk! and chain smoking! i love the internet

― nervous (cochere), Sunday, 19 February 2006 09:49 (twenty years ago)

Drun k! An accident. It's not even the weekend. Weel almost.

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 24 February 2006 01:41 (twenty years ago)

A Miller High Life tallboy, a shot of wild turkey rye, and three pints of Paulaner Dopplebock (Salvator?)=austin posting google image results for corbread diagram on ile at 2 am.

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Saturday, 25 February 2006 08:14 (twenty years ago)

heyoooooooooo

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 25 February 2006 09:22 (twenty years ago)

last night i had 1 glass of wine and got mad at my father. why did i move here and why is my money in a cd and i can't touch it, ie i can't move?! and why must they ruin my wine time!?

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 25 February 2006 18:27 (twenty years ago)

not really drunk/h1 anymore, not after the WALK HOME (night bus beat me by 1 block only), but i haven't posted to this thread in so long. I had a good noise night, places where noise comes from, goes to, does donuts in a vacant lot in a snowplow. Montreal is neat and weird.

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Sunday, 26 February 2006 10:34 (twenty years ago)

white Russians + Big Lebowski = so dizzy! whoo!

― horsehoe (horseshoe), Monday, 27 February 2006 05:51 (twenty years ago)

HELLO DERE

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 2 March 2006 03:27 (twenty years ago)

hey, it's me again!

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Saturday, 4 March 2006 04:08 (twenty years ago)

tomorrow. tomorrow i will be so drunk.

but not today :(

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 4 March 2006 04:38 (twenty years ago)

i was drunk for like a minute but it's all over now

― Autonomous University of Zacatecas (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 4 March 2006 04:47 (twenty years ago)

come back!

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Saturday, 4 March 2006 05:10 (twenty years ago)

this is the only time i'll be drunk this weekend (i swear) so i'm enjoying it while i can.

actually i'm not. but whatevs.

― joseph (joseph), Saturday, 4 March 2006 06:31 (twenty years ago)

drunk or enjoying it?

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 4 March 2006 06:32 (twenty years ago)

latter. i dunno. vague sorta "meh" feeling. it'll pass.

― joseph (joseph), Saturday, 4 March 2006 07:02 (twenty years ago)

come back to the five and dime, jimmy dean, jimmy dean

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 4 March 2006 08:26 (twenty years ago)

hi ^__^

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 5 March 2006 03:50 (twenty years ago)

hi i'm drunk.

― killy (baby lenin pin), Sunday, 5 March 2006 04:06 (twenty years ago)

omg tehresa my noise friend hello

― killy (baby lenin pin), Sunday, 5 March 2006 04:07 (twenty years ago)

hi dere!

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 5 March 2006 04:08 (twenty years ago)

oh man i have to call senegal to tell my little sister that my parents' flight is delayed 3 hours but it's 4:11 am there and i don't want to call too early and be drunk pretending i can speak french to ask for her

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 5 March 2006 04:12 (twenty years ago)

your sis is in senegal? mine is in new zealand! hello parallel lives!

― killy (baby lenin pin), Sunday, 5 March 2006 04:13 (twenty years ago)

like woah!

the sad thing is that i took like 5 years of french and after 2 years of not using it i'm like 'durrrrrrrr'

plus it's awkward that it's so early there but the flight was supposed to get in at 6:35 and i don't want call after she's left for the airport

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 5 March 2006 04:15 (twenty years ago)

You sweet drunks.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 5 March 2006 04:46 (twenty years ago)

i need to open more wine i think

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 5 March 2006 04:49 (twenty years ago)

A fine idea.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 5 March 2006 04:50 (twenty years ago)

And if this doesn't make you want to drink, nothing will.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 5 March 2006 04:51 (twenty years ago)

why are you using french amazon?

also:http://www.amazon.fr/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000BHNLXA/qid=1141534567/sr=1-3/ref=sr_1_24_3/171-0306337-4393843

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 5 March 2006 04:56 (twenty years ago)

I wasn't using it, but this page led me thither.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 5 March 2006 04:57 (twenty years ago)

you know, i saw ice-t on conan talking about a special ice-t malt liquor like, 2 years ago and have never been able to find it in stores :(((

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 5 March 2006 04:58 (twenty years ago)

You must do an investigation, or else hire minions to find it for you.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 5 March 2006 05:00 (twenty years ago)

if i couldn't find it in rochester, i'm surely not going to find it in SC.

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 5 March 2006 05:03 (twenty years ago)

Alack. Protest your local Walmart.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 5 March 2006 05:07 (twenty years ago)

i went to wine stash and there was nothing that looked cheap enough to drink rioght now but there is beer. but maybe beer is a bad idea considering i've already mixed white and red tonight...

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 5 March 2006 05:12 (twenty years ago)

It would be a risk. Make sure it is by default the lightest beer about.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 5 March 2006 05:13 (twenty years ago)

DRINK VODKA I AM DRINKING IT NOW

― killy (baby lenin pin), Sunday, 5 March 2006 05:15 (twenty years ago)

my parents have COORS LIGHT OMGWTFLOLBBQ

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 5 March 2006 05:16 (twenty years ago)

DRINK COORS LIGHT THEN

my daddy always buys me fancy beer when i'm home
he hasn't drunk beer since he was in a drunk drivnig accident when i was a baby
so he vicariously gets trashed on teh finest of beers through his lovely daughter.

― killy (baby lenin pin), Sunday, 5 March 2006 05:18 (twenty years ago)

there is some yuengling in the pantry that is from your neck of the woods, yes?! when my sis lived in philly she gave me a quart of yuengling in a fancy bottle.

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 5 March 2006 05:19 (twenty years ago)

Fancy schmantz?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 5 March 2006 05:20 (twenty years ago)

totally drinking a coors light.
i feel like i'm in highschool!

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 5 March 2006 05:26 (twenty years ago)

yeah yuengling! i buy that when im at the beer distributor, b/c pennsylvania is fucked up and u can only buy beer at a distributor or at a "deli"

― killy (baby lenin pin), Sunday, 5 March 2006 05:31 (twenty years ago)

my dad's sis was complaining about that cause she has to buy beer by the case and sometimes you don't want a whole case of one beer. wtf, man.

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 5 March 2006 05:37 (twenty years ago)

yeah!!!!!!!!! WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

― killy (baby lenin pin), Sunday, 5 March 2006 05:39 (twenty years ago)

don't you mean your "aunt" was complaining about that.... ?

― killy (baby lenin pin), Sunday, 5 March 2006 05:39 (twenty years ago)

touche!
i don't really call her my aunt cause of old family beef. she was kind of a megabitch until their mom died in dec and i'm just now getting to know her...

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 5 March 2006 05:43 (twenty years ago)

awwwwwwwwwww

― killy (baby lenin pin), Sunday, 5 March 2006 05:44 (twenty years ago)

s'all good. oh and by 'getting to know her' i mean i saw her for the funeral and have talked to her once on the phone for 5 min since then. heh.

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 5 March 2006 05:45 (twenty years ago)

that was a downer.

more drunk fuN!

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 5 March 2006 05:49 (twenty years ago)

ok im depressed now.

― killy (baby lenin pin), Sunday, 5 March 2006 05:54 (twenty years ago)

don't be! drink more state-sanctioned beer!

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 5 March 2006 05:54 (twenty years ago)

sike im fuckin trashed and happy.

― killy (baby lenin pin), Sunday, 5 March 2006 05:55 (twenty years ago)

i'mnot trashed wtf!? but this beer, despite its "light" moniker, is FILLING.

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 5 March 2006 05:57 (twenty years ago)

"sike"

― ham'ron (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 5 March 2006 06:37 (twenty years ago)

http://www.kasama.or.jp/english/haichi/gif/rei03.gif

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Sunday, 5 March 2006 06:41 (twenty years ago)

sike. his real name was benjamin raspell.

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 5 March 2006 06:41 (twenty years ago)

roffle

― ham'ron (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 5 March 2006 06:43 (twenty years ago)

i am in my fourth decade. i should not be drinking anything blue.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Sunday, 5 March 2006 06:46 (twenty years ago)

no one should ever drink blue curacau
fuckikng sugar water

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 5 March 2006 06:47 (twenty years ago)

i had one of those nights where you drink all night but you just end up tired and retaining water minus the buzz

― ham'ron (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 5 March 2006 06:48 (twenty years ago)

this is me right now. i'm feeling old cause i'm trying to be drunk but i know i'm juust gonna have to go to the gym tomorrow to make up for it.

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 5 March 2006 06:49 (twenty years ago)

...gym...?

― ham'ron (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 5 March 2006 06:49 (twenty years ago)

call me yupster

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 5 March 2006 06:52 (twenty years ago)

After consuming most of a bottle, I am reminded just how tasty a good riesling is! Why am I not drinking more often?!

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Sunday, 5 March 2006 07:48 (twenty years ago)

hahaha i am going to the gym tomorrow too!! and i am going to sleep in my jeans because I DESERVE IT

― killy (baby lenin pin), Sunday, 5 March 2006 08:08 (twenty years ago)

Fuck the gym! I am slender like a fox!

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Sunday, 5 March 2006 08:17 (twenty years ago)

that does not make me feel any better

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 5 March 2006 08:19 (twenty years ago)

I have to go to bed with a sick girl and in the viral sense, not the good way.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 5 March 2006 08:20 (twenty years ago)

i hope she has a cold and not another... virus...

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 5 March 2006 08:22 (twenty years ago)

Do you like it when they're so drunk they barf in your car and pass out on the toilet? (note: I actually had a date end like this once. But not before she went on and on about her ex boyfriend.)

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Sunday, 5 March 2006 08:22 (twenty years ago)

oooh. You meant, like, "sick minded."

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Sunday, 5 March 2006 08:23 (twenty years ago)

so dronk

― mark p (Mark P), Sunday, 5 March 2006 08:39 (twenty years ago)

IN PRINCE LANGUAGE : U ARE DRUNK

-__+_+_+_+_+_+_+_-_-___-________________________

― Bimble The Nimble (Bimble...), Sunday, 5 March 2006 09:58 (twenty years ago)

DRUNK

― Bimble The Nimble (Bimble...), Sunday, 5 March 2006 09:59 (twenty years ago)

http://www.boulderhumane.org/images/gen/pic_reptile.jpg

― WHAT THE HELL IS ART ANYWAY? (Bimble...), Sunday, 5 March 2006 10:04 (twenty years ago)

GODDAMNIT WHY DID A MOSQUITO HAVE TO FLY INTO, AND DIE, IN MY VODKA + OJ?

― continues the continuation of the continuous continuity (haitch), Sunday, 5 March 2006 13:19 (twenty years ago)

is this even drinkable now?

― continues the continuation of the continuous continuity (haitch), Sunday, 5 March 2006 13:19 (twenty years ago)

the answer was yes!!

― continues the continuation of the continuous continuity (haitch), Sunday, 5 March 2006 22:36 (twenty years ago)

oscar buzzed.

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Monday, 6 March 2006 00:49 (twenty years ago)

fighting the urge to drink cause if i start my cleaning streak will die

― tehresa (tehresa), Monday, 6 March 2006 00:59 (twenty years ago)

I have been drinking Chilean pisco from an Amish country shot glass whilst watching "A FISTFUL OF DOLLARS" and now I am inebriated and hiccuping

― n/a (Nick A.), Saturday, 11 March 2006 03:23 (twenty years ago)

also i am lonerly

― n/a (Nick A.), Saturday, 11 March 2006 03:26 (twenty years ago)

awww

hiccups suck!

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 11 March 2006 03:43 (twenty years ago)

hey they went away!

I THINK I'LL COOK SOME BOCA BURGERS

― n/a (Nick A.), Saturday, 11 March 2006 03:44 (twenty years ago)

I am 'baggadix' if anyone wants to chat with a drunkard

― n/a (Nick A.), Saturday, 11 March 2006 03:44 (twenty years ago)

bastaf fukin bouncers kicked me out of BOM BORA IN HITCHIN for buying my friend a drink because he accidentally broke a glass. very wack.

― dog latin (dog latin), Saturday, 11 March 2006 03:58 (twenty years ago)

i'm drunk on red bull! a short film is being shot in my apartment right now and i'm supposed to act in it, as a ghastly spectre of some sort. i can't drink until it's over, at midnight, at which point i'll be too tired.

― gear (gear), Saturday, 11 March 2006 04:02 (twenty years ago)

I AM LISTENING TO CHERRY COLOURED FUNK BY COCTEAU TWINS AND PRETENDING I KNOW THE WRODS AND SINGING!!!!

― dog latin (dog latin), Saturday, 11 March 2006 04:04 (twenty years ago)

i am drinking. i am not drunk yet, but i am not going out tonight, and i am drinking, so i will be back later.

― killy (baby lenin pin), Saturday, 11 March 2006 04:44 (twenty years ago)

i'm hungry now

― gear (gear), Saturday, 11 March 2006 04:59 (twenty years ago)

this is not a big drunk night on ILE.

― killy (baby lenin pin), Saturday, 11 March 2006 05:25 (twenty years ago)

i had a little wine but i'm not drunk :(

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 11 March 2006 05:34 (twenty years ago)

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

― yuengling participle (rotten03), Saturday, 11 March 2006 07:56 (twenty years ago)

killy you get drunk too early. or i mean, i was drunk when you posted, but i wasn't at home to post about it. then when i come home, everyone's gone to bed.

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 11 March 2006 08:25 (twenty years ago)

Bad headache derailed my drinking plans!

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Saturday, 11 March 2006 08:31 (twenty years ago)

in russia, hangover happen before drinking!

― gear (gear), Saturday, 11 March 2006 09:25 (twenty years ago)

in soviet russia, alcohol problem has YOU. hi dere!

― electrogrouse (haitch), Saturday, 11 March 2006 09:34 (twenty years ago)

DRUNKEN LURKERS REPRESENT

― Ark Hopping (avoid80), Sunday, 12 March 2006 00:53 (twenty years ago)

sorry to ruin your drunk posting opportunities, jaymc! U_U

― killy (baby lenin pin), Sunday, 12 March 2006 00:56 (twenty years ago)

You lush.

I am not drunk. But last night I had a pleasant buzz on.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 12 March 2006 00:56 (twenty years ago)

D R U N K

― All The Furniture Is In The Garage (Bimble...), Sunday, 12 March 2006 02:15 (twenty years ago)

PUNK ROCK!!!!!!!

― All The Furniture Is In The Garage (Bimble...), Sunday, 12 March 2006 02:16 (twenty years ago)

aw, drunken lurkers! This is where it often begins, btw. Posting with regularity in t minus 5 4 3 ...

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Sunday, 12 March 2006 02:25 (twenty years ago)

I had some of this:
http://www.aalborgakvavit.dk/gfx/sort_taffel.jpg
It was good... Doing nothing but laundry and CD reviews...
I think this calls for a Martini.

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Sunday, 12 March 2006 03:16 (twenty years ago)

I had a little bit of whiskey and now have horrible heart burn. I think I may move on to some pinot

― van igloo (van smack), Sunday, 12 March 2006 04:31 (twenty years ago)

have had a whiskey and coke and some kind bud.not drunk yet -but getting there. a nice clear night for outdoor smoking. i once drank a very old bottle of peruvian pisco and underwent a night of hallucinations

― kephm (kephm), Sunday, 12 March 2006 06:18 (twenty years ago)

okay but how about now?

― jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 12 March 2006 06:47 (twenty years ago)

HOW ABOUT
NOW

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Sunday, 12 March 2006 07:09 (twenty years ago)

I had some scotch and then much beer, including several doppelbocks. Marry me, doppelbock.

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Sunday, 12 March 2006 07:56 (twenty years ago)

the funk soul brother check it out now

― jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 12 March 2006 09:24 (twenty years ago)

What exactly IS that Aalborg stuff pictured above?

― All The Furniture Is In The Garage (Bimble...), Sunday, 12 March 2006 20:48 (twenty years ago)

right. i have the ability to get drunk should i choose.

pros: drunkenness
cons: i am alone

― steal compass, drive north, disappear (tissp), Sunday, 12 March 2006 20:56 (twenty years ago)

not drunk yet, but time will tell

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Friday, 17 March 2006 02:04 (twenty years ago)

you know what, i have absolutely no idea how many people are on ILX when it's, well "runnin at peak" or whatever... would i be shocked?

having some frangelico after dinner. not a good way to start. i feel like having a proper drink but it's hard to follow frangelico, eh? and i don't have any beer. but there is vodka. it's good enough for the russians and the swedes and.. well a lot of cultures like vodka. and bouze in general. FUCK i'd love to have a beer lao right now.

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Friday, 17 March 2006 02:10 (twenty years ago)

hiya hiya hiya

― s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 23 March 2006 03:08 (twenty years ago)

It's a multi 50 Wednesday.

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 23 March 2006 03:25 (twenty years ago)

i am not an alcoholic yet. i just found out that i didn't get a much-anticipated job today, one that would have solved 90% of my problems and that i figured i was a lock for. I am self-medicating my disappointed with several cans of cheap beer and most of the run of Transmetropolitan.

― kingfish da last ubermensch (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 23 March 2006 07:06 (twenty years ago)

hullo ossifer

― the man from mars won't eat up bars where the tv's on (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 6 April 2006 00:34 (nineteen years ago)

HALLO.

― haitch (haitch), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 12:27 (nineteen years ago)

IT'S A 'SCHOOL NIGHT' AND ALL. GOOD LORD.

― haitch (haitch), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 12:37 (nineteen years ago)

and again!

― lil' merzbow wow (haitch), Thursday, 20 April 2006 15:27 (nineteen years ago)

this would be me now, kind of, i think.

― kyle (akmonday), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 06:51 (nineteen years ago)

well sure

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 07:00 (nineteen years ago)

WELL WHY SURE????

― kyle (akmonday), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 07:01 (nineteen years ago)

kyle why are you drunk on a monday night? i have an excuse.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 07:08 (nineteen years ago)

beers, jameson, bowls, bikes

drunko

#$@@#Q$#!@#$#@Q$E#@QW

― kephm (kephm), Sunday, 30 April 2006 05:11 (nineteen years ago)

TUESDAY MOTHERFUCKERSESES!

I have been unemployed for two weeks, which is why I am not at Emo's right now watching Mark E Smith self destruct. But my friend Abe came by with a bottle of rye and some ginger ale, which I countered with my Monopolowa and tonic, so we got pretty tore up, me especially cause I'd alread had a couple of High Life tallboys. Then he left to see the Fall and I stayed to tell you fuxxors about it.

Is there anything quite as exciting as showing up to your second day of a temp job with a tater and grain hangover? Only showing up on the first day, I reckon!

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 03:21 (nineteen years ago)

having been sober as a judge the entire evening, upon a late-night summons I proceeded round to my drunk girlfriend's at approximately 12.40. Whereupon I proceeded to be broken up with (i think). While she was vomiting into the bathroom sink I proceeded to proceed home. Where I have since proceeded to drink several mugfuls of tequila because it's all i have in my liquor cabinet (it's not a cabinet but i have proceeded to not not give a fuck about that minor detail). I just wanted to drink enought to numb myself to sleep but i don't think i've gotten tehre yet but i have proceeded to do pretty well. And I don't give two shits if i've spelt the word "proceeded" wrong six times over the course of this post.

― uptoeleven (uptoeleven), Thursday, 11 May 2006 05:24 (nineteen years ago)

I feel like another mugful is necessary. There is enough in the bottle to turn this situation from "numbing" to extrememely messy indeed. We shall see.

― uptoeleven (uptoeleven), Thursday, 11 May 2006 05:28 (nineteen years ago)

OKay, I'm starting to enjoy this now. (BTW i'm drinking Souza rather than jose cuervo). And any time someone would like to applaud that would be grand. i have to be up and go to work at 9:30 club far sooner than i would like. but that's beside the point. the POINT is that she can FUCK off. CLINGY? moi? Je pense pas. When I first said "I love you too" I was half (more like nine tenths) asleep and your hand was on my cock. Kinda hard to retract that one.

― uptoeleven (uptoeleven), Thursday, 11 May 2006 05:34 (nineteen years ago)

*golf clap*

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 11 May 2006 05:36 (nineteen years ago)

Appreceiated but what is a golp clap?

Hmm. I'm not entirely sure i'm usingin this thread for its intended purpose but i can't be fucked to find the "I'm miserable cos I've just broken up with my girlfriend" thread. And I am drinking at quite a rate so this will do. Call it therapy for freaks.

― uptoeleven (uptoeleven), Thursday, 11 May 2006 05:39 (nineteen years ago)

Another thing right. I wish she'd fucking explained her cunting issues befpre i spent $338 (182 pounds cos i am english) on flights to seattle to spend two weeks with her - i only bought the fucking tickets on monday.

― uptoeleven (uptoeleven), Thursday, 11 May 2006 05:42 (nineteen years ago)

BTW while i realise that i am likely to be subject to derision in a few short hours time (because for the most part both england and americar are alseep) i would lik to point out that i am aware that this is not the most sensible way to deal with such an event. however, i do feel better about myself. sooooooothing ilx.

― uptoeleven (uptoeleven), Thursday, 11 May 2006 05:49 (nineteen years ago)

there is perhaps an irony here in that i have today beeen listeinging to the latest casiotone for the painfully alone album and feeling somewhat msug slash cocky and now, all of a sudden i can relate again. woooo. he's gonna get a "this guy knows me" review.

― uptoeleven (uptoeleven), Thursday, 11 May 2006 05:53 (nineteen years ago)

Anyone feel like explainging this shit to me?

I'm Creedence Clearwater Wright
best friend of Elodie Eye
we've been tight since Percy Elementary
class of 1985
we moved together out to Philly after college
took a two bedroom at South & 9th
I sold my violin so we could have it easy
El got her grandmother's money when she died

we laughed like we were queens
& split our ballgowns at the seams
& every single time I'd dream
it was only El & me
but then she slipped away from me
she met a boy from New Jersey
& they fell fast in love of course
I swear it felt like a divorce

this September I'll be 26 years old
& El's the only one besides my dad
who's ever said I love you Creedence

took got a job downtown
it's an hour on the bus each way
typing letters for a lawyer in a bad toupee
it's dumb I know but it pays okay

& did I mention I moved out
I got my own place off of South
& I've been living hand to mouth
for going on a year by now
& yes I still see El around
it's different but I can't say how
she cut her hair it's back to brown
she's living with her boyfriend now

& since September I've been 26 years old
she's still the only one besides my dad
who's ever said I love you Creedence

― uptoeleven (uptoeleven), Thursday, 11 May 2006 06:02 (nineteen years ago)

I mean, is he Creedence? Tequila!

― uptoeleven (uptoeleven), Thursday, 11 May 2006 06:03 (nineteen years ago)

Wht sucks is that i have to sober up at some point. soon as well. chancs are sleep will intervene but i am nonetheless irritated by this fact. and i have to go to work. for my last day.

― uptoeleven (uptoeleven), Thursday, 11 May 2006 06:13 (nineteen years ago)

welllllllllll herro!

― lil' merzbow wow (haitch), Thursday, 11 May 2006 11:23 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

omg appletinis and beers and margaritas and waffle house

WTF!?!

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 27 May 2006 03:55 (nineteen years ago)

there was this dude mc-ing at this bar who was like "HEY GUYS I JUST WON THE AUDITION TO FOR THE NATIONAL VOICEOVERS FOR LITTLE DEBBIE AND I GOT LIKE 6 CASES OF LITTLE DEBBIES" and started throwing little debbies out to the bar patrons

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 27 May 2006 04:01 (nineteen years ago)

DRYBJ!!

― 31g (31g), Saturday, 27 May 2006 04:55 (nineteen years ago)

rahfull.

― gbx (skowly), Saturday, 27 May 2006 04:56 (nineteen years ago)

humorless

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 27 May 2006 05:05 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.frontiernet.net/~tdreyer/leinies/TN_Leinies_Label_Honey_Weiss_Bottom.gif + http://www.mindspring.com/~zipf-williams/beer/images/sn.pale.jpg + http://www.marianrubin.com/images/Black%20Coffee.jpg = http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v48/w1nt3rmut3/nervousdrunk.gif

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Saturday, 27 May 2006 05:12 (nineteen years ago)

i've had one beer tonight: a steinlager. contemplating whether to have another.

― helix aspersa (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 27 May 2006 05:18 (nineteen years ago)

Drink tickets at the Entry=do what thou wilt etc.

― John Justen, the archetypal shit head generation (johnjusten), Saturday, 27 May 2006 05:39 (nineteen years ago)

tehresa, i love you: appletinis and little debbies??? awesome
gin, jamesons, beers, etc, talking, giving nubmers to guys too young for me, beer, waht, home.
fun!!

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Saturday, 27 May 2006 06:42 (nineteen years ago)

haha rrrobyn i was all giving my contact info to an old friend (who just happens to have a gf that everyone hates and is bitchy, and who i just happen to have hooked up in the past) because i am moving and it's nice to keep in touch and another friend was like 'oooh theresa's giving out her digits!' not quite!

my sister was a little debbie freak. like, running around trying to get one of the ones he was throwing. she caught it between her legs! also they were MOON PIES! and apparently the little debbie kind have cherry in the middle!

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 27 May 2006 14:15 (nineteen years ago)

HI I"M DRUNK AGAIN AND THIS TIME IT WAS GIN AND TONICS AT MY HOUSE AND MY HIGH SCHOOL PROM DATE CAME OVER AND HUNG OUT AND HE IS ALL ADULT NOW -- HIS VOICE FINALLY CHANGED!! ROFFFFLES

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 28 May 2006 02:33 (nineteen years ago)

:D - that's totally cute

am not actually drunk tonight but am teh heigh. and though i have maybe had little debbies once or twice in my life, i really would like some now. where is the snackcake faerie delivery service?? where?

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Sunday, 28 May 2006 06:25 (nineteen years ago)

From here: http://theory.lcs.mit.edu/~elwolf/SONGS/Little_debbie.html :

Little Debbie
For 20 dollars the palm reader told me
The spirits say there's a girl named Debbie for you.
She didn't see my girlfriend Penny sitting at the next table
I said I loved her. To make her happy
And cover up I'm thinking of
All the Debbies I knew

One week- no Debbies
Then a Debbie from my past appeared on the scene.
But her number was unlisted, I conjured an email
A little story- 'bout fate and fortunes
Four years, not one reply
She's not the Debbie for me

Debbie, Debbie- what's your name
Just the last one, the one the Tarot wouldn't explain
Debbie, Debbie- I got half a plan
The gods chose you, tattooed in the palm of my hand
You're in the palm of my hand

Suddenly it's clear to me
I know my true Debbie.
God flashed a sign in red and white
Little Debbie can I have a bite
Of a Fudge Round or a Zebra Cake
Plastic wrapped- I know she's safe.
Single serve or multi-pack
Just a quarter each, you can't beat that.
I love Little Debbie, and I'd love to share
Come worship with me at the shrine of her Devil's Square.

Only 9 percent fat, says RDA values
Can't keep my hands off those Little Debbie Honey Buns.
Even more than other girls, she's made of everything nice (like...)
Sugar and spices. Red number 7.

Corn syrup... vegetable shortening, partially hydroginated soybean and cottonseed oils, enriched bleached flour, niacin, thiamine mononitrate, riboflavin, folic acid, vegetable emulsifiers, sorbatin monostearate, monoglycerides.

Little Debbie's the one.

Suddenly it's plain to see
I've met my Destiny.
Don't need no more astrology
I read the Star Crunch. Then I eat.
She's artificial through and through
But I've always been a sucker for her Figaroos.
Tastes so good- Oatmeal Creme Pie
Without you sugar I'd surely die.
A new constellation in the stars
The little dipper replaced by Little Debbie's Peanut Butter Bars.

Hostess got nothing on you Little Debbie!

Now I married a girl, her name's Deborah
But I can't get that Little Debbie out of my dreams
I know my Deborah's sweet and nice. She's got a big heart inside
Along with two kidneys, one liver
Little Debbie's insides are filled with sugary cream

God flashed His sign in red and white
Little Debbie give me one more bite
Of a Fudge Round or a Zebra Cake
Plastic wrapped- I know she's safe.
Tastes so good- Oatmeal Cream Pie
Without you sugar I'd surely die.
Single serve or multi-pack
Just a quarter each, you just can't beat that.

― Twitchety Twitch Manic Toy System (Bimble...), Sunday, 28 May 2006 08:15 (nineteen years ago)

Drunk on a Sunday night! One of the vbetter parts of student life.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 28 May 2006 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

Though I was supposed to just go to a picnic/brunch, but it mutated into a party. And I tried to prove my noexistent breakdancing skills on a wooden floor.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 28 May 2006 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

not drunk tonight, but will be tomorrow afternoon to avoid awkwardness over talking to other soccer parents at my daughter's team's end-of-year party, which means I will say some stupid shit but it doesn't matter because my daughter's changing teams next year anyway, but it kind of does because she'll be in jr. high next year with four of these families, but it really doesn't because it will be memorial day and that doesn't count does it? anyway, just wanted to warn everyone

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Monday, 29 May 2006 02:05 (nineteen years ago)

o dear.

― lil' merzbow wow (haitch), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

o man i did overdo it a bit yesterday with the margaritas but it was fine, no fistfights or anything

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

aw man. the five (?) pbrs were plenty, and then someone had to buy me a shot of whiskey. and then i had to end up at someone's house where all they had was more whiskey. and then i had my arm around a lesbian drummer, singing brian wilson songs, wtf.

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 3 June 2006 09:11 (nineteen years ago)

drunk + loudly announced the fact repeatedly in the last two hours.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Saturday, 17 June 2006 06:29 (nineteen years ago)

am now fixing fried egg sandwich in desperate attempt to sober up. hot sauce?

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Saturday, 17 June 2006 06:30 (nineteen years ago)

omg this is two nights in a row, amps OFF living room rowdies!

― you can email me if you wish to challenge the truth (nickalicious), Friday, 23 June 2006 05:25 (nineteen years ago)

omg this guy needs to get off the "juicy funk" patch

― you can email me if you wish to challenge the truth (nickalicious), Friday, 23 June 2006 05:27 (nineteen years ago)

I can't believe I even own a keyboard with a "juicy funk" patch, ffs.

― you can email me if you wish to challenge the truth (nickalicious), Friday, 23 June 2006 05:27 (nineteen years ago)

In case ILMer startrekman is watching this thread, it's a Roland JX-3P.

― you can email me if you wish to challenge the truth (nickalicious), Friday, 23 June 2006 05:29 (nineteen years ago)

Okay, he's on the Crumar now.

OMG my living room is totally Days Of Our Lives for first-time synthesizer jammers right now haha. "Why don't YOU turn the knob while IIIIIIIIIII play!?!?!".

FFS!

― you can email me if you wish to challenge the truth (nickalicious), Friday, 23 June 2006 05:31 (nineteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Friday Night + Whiskey & Coke + Voodoo Ray = VE ARE TERRING IT UP IN ZE JUNGLE

― More Tongue Feldman (noodle vague), Friday, 14 July 2006 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

Hi Dere.

― Dxy (Danny), Monday, 24 July 2006 00:24 (nineteen years ago)

Two weeks in now working the graveyard shift from Monday to Friday (6 pm to 5am) and I like it. But it leaves me absolutely clueless w/regards to what to do on my weekends. Except drink? Too hot to work on music (machines get HOT!). I wake up at 2 pm every day and stay up until 7 am. I am now going thru my 2nd bottle of red and listening to The Stones. And I'm growing a beard (!).

Maybe this graveyard shift isn't doing my head any good!

― Jay Vee's Return (Manon_69), Monday, 24 July 2006 00:34 (nineteen years ago)

hi. god I am sloshed! on a monday nite!!

― HPSTRKRFT (haitch), Monday, 24 July 2006 10:25 (nineteen years ago)

I woke up drunk this morning (after 3 hours sleep) and I've been drinking for 8 hours today..

oh dear..

must stay away from e-mail...

― jellybean (jellybean), Sunday, 6 August 2006 22:28 (nineteen years ago)

three months pass...

its almost time for anw=ew one of thse

― the car, the hole, and the peekskill meteorite (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 20 November 2006 22:46 (nineteen years ago)

June 23rd 2006 was a lot more fun than I made it out to be.

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Monday, 20 November 2006 22:49 (nineteen years ago)

monday drinking since 3pm for friend's graduation party afternoon-evening
now watching heroes
work accomplished=none
feelin fine

haven't seen this thread in a while; thought i was reformed, feel like holiday season begins now

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 02:35 (nineteen years ago)

my friend told me on the something awful forums they ban you if you ever say youre drunk while posting

― anticon jemima (ooo), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 02:41 (nineteen years ago)

aw drunk posting is fun

― Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 02:43 (nineteen years ago)

straight gin = ewww

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 03:52 (nineteen years ago)

HI DERE MMM,MMMMMMMMMMMMM,MMMMMM THIS PINOT IS DELISH

― if you ain't got the yolk, you can't emulsify the hollandaise (fauxhemian), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 10:20 (nineteen years ago)

two months pass...

wehre's the 2007 thred.

― 31g (31g), Sunday, 4 February 2007 06:52 (nineteen years ago)

SHUT IT YOU LUSH

― grbchv! (skowly), Sunday, 4 February 2007 07:24 (nineteen years ago)

hi evan! i just saw shaarxxxxx play.

― jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 4 February 2007 07:27 (nineteen years ago)

hi drunk thread
don't even try to be 5 am and jogging drunk after your drunk friend in the snow so he does'nt die and you don't die either, and then the laughter

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Sunday, 4 February 2007 10:38 (nineteen years ago)

how can you say he will haunt you
you can go back to him anytime you want to

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Sunday, 4 February 2007 10:48 (nineteen years ago)

two months pass...

Tonight's drink count -

At home, a martini before dinner and a shiner bock with dinner

At the Poodle Dog, three MGDs and a Bud

At Barfly's, three Maker's on the rocks.

Back at home, a glass of water, a slice of multi-grain bread, and an ibuprofin.

Tomorrow morning's forecast: PAIN.

― Oilyrags, Sunday, 22 April 2007 07:14 (eighteen years ago)

HAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

― max, Sunday, 22 April 2007 09:33 (eighteen years ago)

i just drank glenlivett 12 yo with my oldest cousin and youngest uncle for two hours in a holidae inn barr.

― g®▲Ðұ, Sunday, 22 April 2007 09:39 (eighteen years ago)

GRADY ARE YOU IN HAWAII OR ARIZON NA

― max, Sunday, 22 April 2007 09:46 (eighteen years ago)

I think I might still be a little drunk. :/

― jessie monster, Sunday, 22 April 2007 13:58 (eighteen years ago)

im in AZ till wednesday.

― g®▲Ðұ, Sunday, 22 April 2007 17:23 (eighteen years ago)

i had something really important to tell you about hawaii las tnight but i cant remember what it was

― max, Sunday, 22 April 2007 17:50 (eighteen years ago)

Hi dere guys beers on sUndays in dry coutnies are important! And the naalso bourbon, pronounced bo-YUR-bawn and drank without chaser but the pinano banged ont!

― nickalicious, Monday, 23 April 2007 04:06 (eighteen years ago)

AM i now logge din?

― nickalicious, Monday, 23 April 2007 04:06 (eighteen years ago)

ok gnight friends

― nickalicious, Monday, 23 April 2007 04:23 (eighteen years ago)

two months pass...

applaud

― Ronan, Sunday, 22 July 2007 01:12 (eighteen years ago)

It seems to be a slow night.

― Bimble, Sunday, 22 July 2007 02:44 (eighteen years ago)

sigh I'm off to a seedy pool hall, I'm not sure why, I think I want a better coke connection.

― wanko ergo sum, Sunday, 22 July 2007 03:11 (eighteen years ago)

eight months pass...

Being unable to see the screen properly without closing on eye, yet still being determined to a) spooge your opinions all over the board and b)finish the can of beer you just misguidedly cracked open C/D.

― chap, Friday, 28 March 2008 02:17 (seventeen years ago)

― chaki, Friday, 28 March 2008 02:19 (seventeen years ago)

Yes, that's what I thought.

― chap, Friday, 28 March 2008 02:19 (seventeen years ago)

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