teh WTF down south neighbouring counties genuine middle-class roffles all round thread with no londoners plz except ken c

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another regional thread! fuck solidarity!

so liek, nice weather we're having down here. and the air seems kinda clean, too.

― the kit! (g-kit), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:15 (nineteen years ago)

Hi dere!

Through the trees outside the window, I can see youths playing cricket.

― melton mowbray (adr), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:16 (nineteen years ago)

youths, they should be banned from pubs too. oh wait, they are. UNLESS THEY ARE DINING.

― the kit! (g-kit), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:17 (nineteen years ago)

WTF? Was the UK Watercooler thread too exclusive for you? Humph!

― She's In Parties (kate), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:17 (nineteen years ago)

hi dere! wow i feel all special now.

but then i guess i'm from milton keynes anyway! :D

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:17 (nineteen years ago)

I LIKE DRIVING IN CARS!

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:18 (nineteen years ago)

so much FREEDOM!!111

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:18 (nineteen years ago)

Rugby is moving south. Last time I went home there was a Monsoon in the town centre. Keep out of my Midlands, you southerners!

― Cathy (Cathy), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:19 (nineteen years ago)

i smell london people. FITE!

― the kit! (g-kit), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:20 (nineteen years ago)

There was a Monsoon here last night too, it was dreadful. I had the window open, and all my stuff got soaked.

― melton mowbray (adr), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:20 (nineteen years ago)

i plaid Monsoon last nite too, but i got 22 and went bust lol

― the kit! (g-kit), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:21 (nineteen years ago)

no mancs then?

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:22 (nineteen years ago)

GTFO.

so, i assume we all drink in BARS, yah? not those awful... pubs?

― the kit! (g-kit), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:23 (nineteen years ago)

I wore a dress from Monsoon last night! In a trendy London BAR!!!!

― She's In Parties (kate), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:26 (nineteen years ago)

only with a designated driver because we don't USE public transport

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:26 (nineteen years ago)

xpost

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:26 (nineteen years ago)

kate, you totally mocked me for buying something from Monsoon on a fashion thread about a year ago! the wound obviously hasn't yet healed...

― Cathy (Cathy), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:27 (nineteen years ago)

The landlord in the pub up the road shot his wife while she was sleeping.

― melton mowbray (adr), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:28 (nineteen years ago)

i went to a posh restaurant last night, it was so posh that my food came with a little zigzag of sauce instead of a BLOB. and i drank WINE. and it was SO DAMN POSH that they didn't even cater for vegetarians and i had to eat fish, because in posh restaurants, fish is a vegetable *nods sagely*.

― the kit! (g-kit), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:29 (nineteen years ago)

Rugby's famous sons...

http://www.poetryconnection.net/images/Rupert-Brooke.gif
http://www.metrotimes.com/sb/63508/NDSpiritualized.jpg
http://www.nowtoronto.com/issues/2001-11-15/music_feature-1.jpg

― She's In Parties (kate), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:30 (nineteen years ago)

*nods in thyme with teh kit's sage*

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:33 (nineteen years ago)

The landlord in the pub up the road shot his wife while she was sleeping.

how does he shot head?

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:34 (nineteen years ago)

Rupert Brooke was pretty hot.

― Cathy (Cathy), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:34 (nineteen years ago)

Watch out Ken, he might think you're Cumin onto him. xpost

― melton mowbray (adr), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:35 (nineteen years ago)

how does he shot head?

b 2 1 , , , mouse1

― melton mowbray (adr), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:37 (nineteen years ago)

How about we just agree on hott pictures of Rupert Brooke and bury the hatchet over the disagreement about Monsoon hippie scarves vs. actual hippie scarves bought in Africa or India or Green Point? ;-)

Cup of tea?

http://www.ricarda.ndo.co.uk/mikeread/rubertbrooke.jpg

― She's In Parties (kate), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

oh you're right actually melton! we're awfully homosensitive up in the 'burbs.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:39 (nineteen years ago)

I'll settle for that, kate : )

― Cathy (Cathy), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:39 (nineteen years ago)

yknow we'll have to have a FAGOW (glass of wine, obv, poshos) since we all live so close and like don't live in london so we'll actually be able to get some decent transport to the venue.

― the kit! (g-kit), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:41 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.english.emory.edu/LostPoets/Brooke

― Cathy (Cathy), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:42 (nineteen years ago)

FANCY A PICNIC?

― melton mowbray (adr), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:43 (nineteen years ago)

i.e. our CARS

xpost

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:43 (nineteen years ago)

RB had some really great ties.

― Cathy (Cathy), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:43 (nineteen years ago)

and his initials are the same as red bull

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:44 (nineteen years ago)

yah, since, outside of london, motor cars can move faster than people can walk.

omg picnic! HAMPER! ANTS!!!1

― the kit! (g-kit), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

Another lovely tie:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/de/thumb/0/05/Brooke1913.jpg/180px-Brooke1913.jpg

― She's In Parties (kate), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:46 (nineteen years ago)

Why even bother with motor cars? The air's still fresh enough to ride horses, people.

― melton mowbray (adr), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

but cars gives you so much FREEDOM

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

and produces less poolution than horses!

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

Oh. I bet people like you would have horses banned from pubs.

― melton mowbray (adr), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

hello!

― Vintage Latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

Oh fantastic, one of us!

― melton mowbray (adr), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

people: all rise for our THREAD MASCOT:

http://www.nationalledger.com/artman/uploads/mr__eko.jpg

MR EKO

he will use his jesus stick to ward off any sepia-looking motherfuckers.

― the kit! (g-kit), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 15:13 (nineteen years ago)

Mr Eko has warded off everybody :(

― melton mowbray (adr), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 16:31 (nineteen years ago)

how DARE you blame Mr Eko? you're using him as a scapegoat, THREADKILLAH.

― the kit! (g-kit), Thursday, 16 February 2006 10:23 (nineteen years ago)

I am from Middlesex.

― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Thursday, 16 February 2006 10:31 (nineteen years ago)

more like SUXsex.

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 16 February 2006 10:52 (nineteen years ago)

(s)explain yourself

― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Thursday, 16 February 2006 10:57 (nineteen years ago)

if it has to be explained, honey...

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 16 February 2006 11:07 (nineteen years ago)

it's celebrity spotting week for teh middle class rofflers. last night i went to see Goldie Lookin Chain and i saw D4nny W4ll4ce in the crowd, the geezer who did Join Me and then said Yes to everything for ages, then made his own country in his flat. Also, as a special birthday treat, i saw J0hnny 4ll3n from teh Eastenders doing some middle-class down south shopping in teh L4k3s1d3 shopping centre. which reminds me, we'll have to have a middle class down south FAGOW at BLU3W4T3R someday. i'm not actually googleproofing the names of these shopping centres btw, i'm just making them look l33t. about two years ago i saw G4Ry Nu|v|4n at L4k3s1d3, too. what celebs have YOU seen while you were shopping in a southern, middle-class way?

next time i'll use paragraphs. i promise.

― the kit! (g-kit), Thursday, 16 February 2006 11:40 (nineteen years ago)

I used to see T0m B4ker in Sainsburys ALL THE TIME, but I haven't seen him in ages. He'd always be causing a scene and swearing at the checkout bloke or something. Also, T0ny H4rt, in the very same supermarket, and V1c R33v3s in MVC, of all places. He was probably buying Shooting Stars DVDs.

― melton mowbray (adr), Thursday, 16 February 2006 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

ALL THE TIME

FUNNY THAT!

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 16 February 2006 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

but do you visit teh 81u3w4t3r?

― the kit! (g-kit), Thursday, 16 February 2006 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

Haha, I have done, but I don't make a hobby of it. The cinema's open late there, which is nice, but I can't use my UGC season card, so I don't really go.

― melton mowbray (adr), Thursday, 16 February 2006 16:40 (nineteen years ago)

do you guys both live in K3N7????

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 16 February 2006 16:40 (nineteen years ago)

it sounds a bit like kenc!

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 16 February 2006 16:40 (nineteen years ago)

some girl gave me her phone number at 81u3w4ter once. i was playing with a pikachu balloon and i guess that was quite endearing or something. so i told her to go away before kat came out of the shop and stomped her.

xpost i am ESSEX but it's like neutral ground. it's the switzerland of greater london.

― the kit! (g-kit), Thursday, 16 February 2006 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

OMG WAS IT ZOE?

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 16 February 2006 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

dunno, she FALED to give me her name. like i was gonna call her and go "lol is this teh desperate blu3w4t3r girl?"

who's Z03?

― the kit! (g-kit), Thursday, 16 February 2006 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

z03's k47's daughter innit!

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 16 February 2006 17:10 (nineteen years ago)

i think i may get a SNES this weekend. just for SF2 and Super Tennis.

― the kit! (g-kit), Friday, 17 February 2006 10:23 (nineteen years ago)

I'm in Hampshire this weekend.

― robster (robster), Friday, 17 February 2006 10:48 (nineteen years ago)

super tennis roolz

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 17 February 2006 10:51 (nineteen years ago)

i think i may get a SNES this weekend. just for SF2 and Super Tennis.

Wise. We're overdue for a FAGOSF2.

― melton mowbray (adr), Friday, 17 February 2006 13:43 (nineteen years ago)

well, i'm noobified after like 10 years away from it, so i'm gonna have to rekindle the pwnflame first.

― the kit! (g-kit), Friday, 17 February 2006 13:44 (nineteen years ago)

http://yoganerd.com/wp-images/dhalsim-4.gif

― melton mowbray (adr), Friday, 17 February 2006 13:46 (nineteen years ago)

lol

rofl

revive!!!111

IT IS TIME LOL

― the kit! (g-kit), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 14:25 (nineteen years ago)

HELLO LINKERS. IT'S SATIRE. I GOT THERE FIRST ETC (LOL)

― the kit! (g-kit), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 14:28 (nineteen years ago)

http://ilx.wh3rd.net/newanswers.php?board=96

There is a whole board for East Anglia/Herts Beds and Bucks and environs and everywhere else that isn't london or oop north and everyone else.

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 14:30 (nineteen years ago)

Sigh. This makes me feel more left out than I already do. :-(

― I ate myself. I want a pie. (kate), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 14:32 (nineteen years ago)

but this one is mine. and i'm in Essex. and my one isn't serious. and i can muck about here and not get told off.

but look! it's Sailor Moon!!!1111lol

http://www.kittenrecords.co.uk/slypics/sailor_moon01.jpg

― the kit! (g-kit), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 14:34 (nineteen years ago)

oh kate, you're welcome here. as long as you PRETEND TO BE KEN C.

― the kit! (g-kit), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 14:36 (nineteen years ago)

that goes for the rest of you smoggy londoners, too.

― the kit! (g-kit), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 14:36 (nineteen years ago)

rule#1: no rhyming slang
rule#2: no popel shoting the kitten out the window

― the kit! (g-kit), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

omigod, lol! wanna go bowling?

― I ate myself. I want a pie. (kate), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 14:42 (nineteen years ago)

hey ken! fancy some CS tonight?

― the kit! (g-kit), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 14:43 (nineteen years ago)

give him a spray for me

― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 14:46 (nineteen years ago)

GUVNOR

― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 14:46 (nineteen years ago)

yesterday i was playing as CT for the first time in months, on prodigy of all maps, and i was pwning it up pretty good, but the rest of my team were kinda reluctant to rush, so i was basically leading the charge down the tunnel to T spawn every round and getting gunned down after a kill or two, but paving the way for my teammates.

but one round, i charged in, mp5 in hand (Eco round), and saw two terros dash to the right hand side of the cement bags. so i charged diagonally toward the gap between the bags and the chain link fence, and started firing as i entered the wee gap. as luck would have it, they both jumped out at exactly the right moment and i double headshotted BOTH of them in the same split second. then i got gunned down by some camping cunt hiding behind the barrels at the top of the slope. but it was WORTH IT.

― the kit! (g-kit), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

i kilt my pwn thread lol

― the kit! (g-kit), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

kate, you should start spelling your name kaet.

― the kit! (g-kit), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

I used to, when I was younger and more pretentious.

― I ate myself. I want a pie. (kate), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

really? that owns.

― the kit! (g-kit), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

http://img366.imageshack.us/img366/3364/603718349451jj.gif

― melton mowbray (adr), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 15:25 (nineteen years ago)

to quote the Melton himself: AMAZING

― the kit! (g-kit), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 16:41 (nineteen years ago)

Fantastic!

― melton mowbray (adr), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

Ned, Ned, you must post to our thread.

POETRY. use your scrollbar to make it POETRY IN MOTION. kthxbibi.

― the kit! (g-kit), Friday, 3 March 2006 15:21 (nineteen years ago)

http://backofthehead.com/img/Lost/Lost%20Hurley%20golf.jpg

― melton mowbray (adr), Friday, 3 March 2006 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

are they Eko wannabe noobs?

― the kit! (g-kit), Friday, 3 March 2006 15:28 (nineteen years ago)

somebody alert Ned plz. this is beyond a joke now.

― the kit! (g-kit), Friday, 3 March 2006 16:12 (nineteen years ago)

Can we have a Barnet/Herts thread for stevem, ambrose and I?

― Adam Rice Lacucaracha (nordicskilla), Friday, 3 March 2006 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

you can have two.

― the kit! (g-kit), Saturday, 4 March 2006 09:52 (nineteen years ago)

NED!!!111

jesus, what do i have to do to get the Raggetmeister's pawprint on mah thread?

― the kit! (g-kit), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

Write a letter to the Evening Bastard?

― I'm Not Afraid Of Electricity (kate), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 15:08 (nineteen years ago)

teh Ned just haets me, Kaet. ;_;

― the kit! (g-kit), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 15:11 (nineteen years ago)

DON'T HAET THE KIT!!!

― I'm Not Afraid Of Electricity (kate), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 15:20 (nineteen years ago)

words to live by, yo.

― the kit! (g-kit), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 15:20 (nineteen years ago)

Maybe we can make a t-shirt and get one of Ned's favourite bands to wear it.

(Where is Noodles when you need him?)

― I'm Not Afraid Of Electricity (kate), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

i'm still waiting for your gmail chat, the kit!

red
bull
dozers
at
gmail
dot
cum

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 9 March 2006 16:14 (nineteen years ago)

lol

― the kit! (g-kit), Friday, 10 March 2006 11:59 (nineteen years ago)

HELLOS

― melton mowbray's APOCALYPTO! (adr), Friday, 10 March 2006 12:11 (nineteen years ago)

OH NOES.

still no Ned on our wonderful thread :(

― the kit! (g-kit), Friday, 10 March 2006 12:37 (nineteen years ago)

where have you gone kit?

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 10 March 2006 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

lol don't cry ken.

― the kit! (g-kit), Friday, 10 March 2006 16:07 (nineteen years ago)

go fuck yourself

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 10 March 2006 17:20 (nineteen years ago)

yay! i had a nice fish soup today at my work colleague's leaving do, she's leaving but everyone were nice so it's all lovely. aw. yay!

and then later i'm going out to get drunk. even though i only had 3 hours sleep last night but who needs sleep when you have booze and fun!

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 16 March 2006 14:26 (nineteen years ago)

i watched PP episode 10 at lunchtime, it owned. strongbad reference! AMAZING.

btw, AMAZING is our official thread superlative. so feel free to photoshop a pic of Mr Eko saying "AMAZING" because that would totally make my day. which won't be hard, cos it's a pretty good day already. and it's nearly 3pm! and i have band practice tonight! then when i get home, i'm totally gonna play CS Source and drink beer. today is gonna be AMAZING.

― teh_kit! (g-kit), Thursday, 16 March 2006 14:34 (nineteen years ago)

ou est le mowbray svp?

― teh_kit! (g-kit), Thursday, 16 March 2006 15:23 (nineteen years ago)

band practice???? that's AMAZING :D

my day is getting better and better. everyone at work are being nice to me because i've fixed all their problems.. yet still have time to post to ilx!

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 16 March 2006 15:25 (nineteen years ago)

lol i just swallowed part of my pen cos i chewed it and it broke. that'll teach me!

pretty funny though.

― teh_kit! (g-kit), Thursday, 16 March 2006 15:27 (nineteen years ago)

still no Ned.

Ned haets us rofflers :(

― teh_kit! (g-kit), Thursday, 16 March 2006 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

ned haets fun!!!!!!!!!!111

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 16 March 2006 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

What happened now?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 16 March 2006 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

YES!!!!11 SCORE!!!!!11111

we just wanted you to post on our lil thread, that's all. it's like a brush with ILX royalty.

ROFFLERS BE RECOGNIZED, YO

― teh_kit! (g-kit), Thursday, 16 March 2006 16:20 (nineteen years ago)

ps don't be a stranger

― teh_kit! (g-kit), Thursday, 16 March 2006 16:20 (nineteen years ago)

be a sloane ranger

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 16 March 2006 16:22 (nineteen years ago)

Madness!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 16 March 2006 16:22 (nineteen years ago)

can you say that something is AMAZING for us, Ned?

― teh_kit! (g-kit), Thursday, 16 March 2006 16:22 (nineteen years ago)

madness are londoners innit

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 16 March 2006 16:22 (nineteen years ago)

We are all amazing in this life.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 16 March 2006 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

madness are londoners innit

wasn't Suggs born in Northampton?

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Thursday, 16 March 2006 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

thanks, Ned! amazing! wait til snowboy sees this!

― teh_kit! (g-kit), Thursday, 16 March 2006 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

apparently not, the answer is Hastings! wtf (xpost)

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Thursday, 16 March 2006 16:25 (nineteen years ago)

yeah but london is a multi-cultral city innit

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 16 March 2006 16:25 (nineteen years ago)

Suggs could post on this thread though, no problem.

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Thursday, 16 March 2006 16:26 (nineteen years ago)

why are you here actually

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 16 March 2006 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, Suggs would be welcome.

― teh_kit! (g-kit), Thursday, 16 March 2006 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

are you our ned?
xpost

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 16 March 2006 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

stevem should post on the mongrels thread before someone goes radio rental

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 16 March 2006 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

why are you here actually

it's a bloody good point. i do qualify though.

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Thursday, 16 March 2006 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

i kinda get a warm feeling from Stevem, like he's friendly and fun. he's welcome.

― teh_kit! (g-kit), Thursday, 16 March 2006 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

*huggles*

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 16 March 2006 16:31 (nineteen years ago)

lol u fag

― teh_kit! (g-kit), Thursday, 16 March 2006 16:31 (nineteen years ago)

haha i thought i woz banned from teh noize bored

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 16 March 2006 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

don't be fooled, I R RITE CNUT.

this thread is exactly like the down south neighbouring counties I gotta say.

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Thursday, 16 March 2006 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

off topic, u r banned now xpost ken obv

― teh_kit! (g-kit), Thursday, 16 March 2006 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

lol im on teh enemy list amirite?

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 16 March 2006 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.kittenrecords.co.uk/slypics/enimilist.jpg

read it and weep lal

― teh_kit! (g-kit), Thursday, 16 March 2006 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

big up South Mimms crew

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Thursday, 16 March 2006 16:41 (nineteen years ago)

South Mimms!
you guys have a nice service station.

― teh_kit! (g-kit), Thursday, 16 March 2006 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

ellos

srsly u guyz. Ned posted here, and you all just ignore it like it's nothing special. 4 shame.

― teh_kit! (g-kit), Friday, 17 March 2006 10:35 (nineteen years ago)

lolz.. HI NED!

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 17 March 2006 10:39 (nineteen years ago)

truth: i once considered having "Hi Ned" tattooed on my nads.

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 17 March 2006 10:40 (nineteen years ago)

i tried to see the staff physio today about my ankle, but noppers the physio wasn't in :( so i have to go in next week instead. but that's cool cos they let me put my name on the priority list for next week so i'll deffo be seen.

winner.

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 17 March 2006 10:41 (nineteen years ago)

what's up with your ankle?

i was a bit late for work and got kinda told off a little bit but like whatever, i'm gonna drink Guinness til i fall over and be sick on myself later, so it's all good. ps my gf is half irish so i'm allowed to do this without feeling like a twat

pps i won't though, because i AM a twat. but that's cool too (lule)

― teh_kit! (g-kit), Friday, 17 March 2006 10:46 (nineteen years ago)

plus i am teh_kitman of essex.

― teh_kit! (g-kit), Friday, 17 March 2006 10:48 (nineteen years ago)

which would explain why people always want to take pictures of me.

― teh_kit! (g-kit), Friday, 17 March 2006 10:48 (nineteen years ago)

or maybe it's just cos i'm a hunk lol

― teh_kit! (g-kit), Friday, 17 March 2006 10:48 (nineteen years ago)

i'm going karaoke later! and then dance to some like motown or something. yeaaahh might drink guinness because like erm er i like b*witched innit.

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 17 March 2006 10:52 (nineteen years ago)

teh kit does that mean you're only allowed to drink half-pints of guinness later??!?!?!?!?

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 17 March 2006 10:53 (nineteen years ago)

b*witched fucking OWN.

yes ken, but i have two half pints at the same time in a pint glass. it saqves trips to the bar.

― teh_kit! (g-kit), Friday, 17 March 2006 12:02 (nineteen years ago)

LOL :))))))))))))))))))))))))

― melton mowbray's APOCALYPTO! (adr), Friday, 17 March 2006 14:36 (nineteen years ago)

LOLOFL!!! you totally googleproofed your email addy there, snowboy. no more worrying about that, eh?

ps what is apocalypto and can we eat it lol

― teh_kit! (g-kit), Friday, 17 March 2006 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

APOCALYPTO is in capitals... and it is COMING!

― melton mowbray's APOCALYPTO! (adr), Friday, 17 March 2006 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

gross

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 17 March 2006 14:46 (nineteen years ago)

http://blackzarak.co.uk/adi/upload/upload_files/apocalypto.jpg

OBV YOU CAN'T SEE THAT PICTURE, G-UNIT.

so Mel Gibson's APOCALYPTO! (thanx Ned :))

― melton mowbray's APOCALYPTO! (adr), Friday, 17 March 2006 14:47 (nineteen years ago)

MELTON UR WEB SPAEC HAETS ME

ffs why?

btw i think we should all have lots of respect on MCR for... FUTURE-ILX

fuck old-ilx
fuck nu-ilx
we adore the unreachable! FUTURE-ILX 4TW!

OMFG that reminds me!!! brb with roflpix!

― teh_kit! (g-kit), Friday, 17 March 2006 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

aw, denied. tomorrow.

― teh_kit! (g-kit), Friday, 17 March 2006 15:03 (nineteen years ago)

aw, antilol :(

― melton mowbray's APOCALYPTO! (adr), Friday, 17 March 2006 15:12 (nineteen years ago)

it's great though. worth the wait.

― teh_kit! (g-kit), Friday, 17 March 2006 15:15 (nineteen years ago)

lol sorry but:

the kit! says:
ban!
melton mowbray says:
oh!!! shit!
melton mowbray says:
don't ban
the kit! says:
U R BNA
melton mowbray says:
I almost just fell down the stairs!!
the kit! says:
lol k post vid

― teh_kit! (g-kit), Friday, 17 March 2006 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

lolz

where r u kit?

I am liek THIS FAR

http://www.digicamhistory.com/01_01085%20Ruler%20D_%20%2020X%20zoom.jpg

away from playing CS SAUCE!

― melton mowbray's APOCALYPTO! (adr), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 13:46 (nineteen years ago)

lolz

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 13:57 (nineteen years ago)

i haven't plaid since that SLEDGE level

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 14:01 (nineteen years ago)

OMG Ken we should play again! I am on windows and SAUCE IS GO :)

― melton mowbray's APOCALYPTO! (adr), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 22:24 (nineteen years ago)

we should dude! although i only just got this message and have to do WORK :( this evening also..

maybe tomorrow night!q

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 01:08 (nineteen years ago)

!"£$%^&*()REVIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― melton mowbray's APOCALYPTO! (adr), Thursday, 23 March 2006 15:12 (nineteen years ago)

()|v|6!!!11 where is ken c plz he skanked us on Sauce the fucker.

― teh_kit!!1 has 0 friends (g-kit), Thursday, 23 March 2006 15:15 (nineteen years ago)

woe is me u guyz, srsly.

― teh_kit!!1 has 0 friends (g-kit), Thursday, 23 March 2006 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

lol i tried to join! but i hadn't plaid for so long it took ONE HOUR!!!11 to update my sauce!!! haha. and you guys buggered off to sl33p by then lolz

maybe tonite

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 23 March 2006 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

guys, i'm becoming soooo counties middle class that soon i'll have TWO mobiles!

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 23 March 2006 16:11 (nineteen years ago)

lol we r playing sauce tonight 5:30pm - 6:30pm for me, melton may stay longer mebbe. come join us we will pwn yr face.

― teh_kit!!1 has 0 friends (g-kit), Thursday, 23 March 2006 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

lolk i'll still be wokring then but if you'll play later in the night then phaps!

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 23 March 2006 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

lol ken

-6 for 14 gg

― teh_kit!!1 has 0 friends (g-kit), Friday, 24 March 2006 12:18 (nineteen years ago)

lolz! i totally pwn3d that dude and he got really annoid and kept teamhitting me lolz so i AWPed him lol

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 24 March 2006 12:30 (nineteen years ago)

lololol are you playing again tonight? I got pwnt last night too.

― melton mowbray's APOCALYPTO! (adr), Friday, 24 March 2006 12:41 (nineteen years ago)

lol not unless i want a game when i'm DRUNNK after tonight! it might improve my aim

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 24 March 2006 13:09 (nineteen years ago)

it TOTALLY WILL.

see: gin skillz

― melton mowbray's APOCALYPTO! (adr), Friday, 24 March 2006 13:16 (nineteen years ago)

haha did i play at all? i can't remember but i was quite drunk so i might have.

i can totally average 1 pwn per level now!

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 12:15 (nineteen years ago)

― teh_kit!!1 has 2 friends (g-kit), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 12:18 (nineteen years ago)

Who's up for battling tonight? Our connection's still playing up, but it tends to be more reliable later in the day. Around 11am-3pm's the worst.

Grats on the friends kit!

― melton mowbray's APOCALYPTO! (adr), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 12:24 (nineteen years ago)

wow how do you got friends?

tonight maybe!! like i can only play for a bitttt because i have to do werk but maybe during the footie! like 7:30-10 sometime???

when do we play SLEDGE?

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 12:29 (nineteen years ago)

lol@pals

― teh_kit!!1 has 2 friends (g-kit), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 12:32 (nineteen years ago)

i may play, i dunno.i will be pretty messed up tonight if all goes to plan, so i may come for some pwnage. but OBLIVION has a grip on me, so maybe not. kthxbai.

― teh_kit!!1 has 2 friends (g-kit), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 12:35 (nineteen years ago)

obl1v10n

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 12:42 (nineteen years ago)

U GUYZ

TEH_KIT HAS 18 FRIENDS STOP
MESSAGE END STOP

― teh_kit says 'dont fight u nubs just run in teh instance!' (g-kit), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 10:29 (nineteen years ago)

loads of bands?

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 11:32 (nineteen years ago)

teh_kit hax @ myspaec

― melton mowbray's APOCALYPTO! (adr), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 11:35 (nineteen years ago)

lol @ myspac3

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 11:37 (nineteen years ago)

lolpwnt

― teh_kit says 'dont fight u nubs just run in teh instance!' (g-kit), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 12:24 (nineteen years ago)

don't pudding myspaz

― melton mowbray's APOCALYPTO! (adr), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 12:47 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

REVIVEZ0R!!!1

new rules:
NO talking about EUROVISION. you may discuss Terry Wogan, OBVIOUSLY, but do not mention any Eurovision stuff.

NO talking about LOST for Luddites. if you're going to talk about LOST, you can only talk about Season 2, and only episodes from less than 5 weeks ago.

LONDONERS (except ken c) are now allowed to post, as long as they first APOLOGISE for being londoners. ken c can do what he pleases, obv.

NO talking about gaming if you own a Mac. we've all played Lemmings to death, we don't want to talk about it AGAIN.

NO questioning these rules, or i'll take a picture of my cock and email it to you, FUCKERS.

― teh_kit has 21 friends (g-kit), Friday, 19 May 2006 10:24 (nineteen years ago)

HEAR HEAR

― melton mowbray's APOCALYPTO! (adr), Friday, 19 May 2006 10:45 (nineteen years ago)

has anyone else heard TEH_WOGAN doing his a rap on a Radio2 trailer for that song contest that mustn't be mentioned?

today is like your LAST CHANCE to hear it, so i suggest you tune in to R2 or the LISTEN AGAIN LOL feature on the BBC website. it's WOGAN. RAPPING. you'll be BLAZED.

― teh_kit has 21 friends (g-kit), Friday, 19 May 2006 11:14 (nineteen years ago)

YSI?

― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Friday, 19 May 2006 11:42 (nineteen years ago)

lol? noes! make the effort!

― teh_kit has 21 friends (g-kit), Friday, 19 May 2006 11:48 (nineteen years ago)

ATTENTION, ATTENTION:

TODAY'S TRAILER HAS KEN BRUCE AND WOGAN DOING SOME KIND OF RAP DUET OMFG TBH

― teh_kit has 21 friends (g-kit), Saturday, 20 May 2006 08:19 (nineteen years ago)

YSI?

― melton mowbray's APOCALYPTO! (adr), Saturday, 20 May 2006 10:44 (nineteen years ago)

MAH BALLS

― teh_kit has 21 friends (g-kit), Saturday, 20 May 2006 11:56 (nineteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

This thread sucks! Too many rules! I don't understand what's going on here! Why doesn't anyone ever pay attention to me? Waaaaah.

― Sundogs at 22 Degrees (kate), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

lol

― teh_kit has 21 friends (g-kit), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

fite!

― melton mowbray's APOCALYPTO! (adr), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

I kiss you!

http://www.peripheralanomaly.co.uk/Photos/Photobands/SecretMachines190106/photos/MancAcad190106_Secret_Machines_056.JPG

― Sundogs at 22 Degrees (kate), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

love at last

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

xpost

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

+1 x

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 15:19 (nineteen years ago)

fortified with vitamins and irony.

― teh_kit has 21 friends (g-kit), Thursday, 15 June 2006 06:58 (nineteen years ago)

give your lover multi-vitamin O's

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 15 June 2006 07:49 (nineteen years ago)

― teh_kit has 21 friends (g-kit), Thursday, 15 June 2006 08:26 (nineteen years ago)

yeahhhh baby yeahhhhhhhhhh

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 15 June 2006 08:32 (nineteen years ago)

how to get imagespam deleted

― teh_kit has 21 friends (g-kit), Thursday, 15 June 2006 10:32 (nineteen years ago)

NEW RULE BTW:
no imagespamming

― teh_kit has 21 friends (g-kit), Thursday, 15 June 2006 10:33 (nineteen years ago)

who's been imagespamming?

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 15 June 2006 11:04 (nineteen years ago)

i had a really good day today. the lady at KFC was really smiley and nice.

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 15 June 2006 11:05 (nineteen years ago)

same here, i didn't even have to use my AK.

― teh_kit has 21 friends (g-kit), Thursday, 15 June 2006 13:27 (nineteen years ago)

http://img.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/060118/111349__eko_l.jpg

it's like a metaphor or something!

― teh_kit has 21 friends (g-kit), Thursday, 15 June 2006 13:34 (nineteen years ago)

btw, has anyone else noticed that Melton Mowbray and Sam from BB are the same person? they both say "AMAZING" all the time! and have you EVER seen them in the same room at the same time?

I THINK NOT.

― teh_kit has 21 friends (g-kit), Thursday, 15 June 2006 13:59 (nineteen years ago)

is this sam from new BB? i haven't watched it. or was it the old BB the one with nice boobs?

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 15 June 2006 14:02 (nineteen years ago)

i mean the Sam from the new BB. the one with the willy.

― teh_kit has 21 friends (g-kit), Thursday, 15 June 2006 14:08 (nineteen years ago)

sorry 2 luddites for possible lost spoilers btw.

― teh_kit has 21 friends (g-kit), Friday, 16 June 2006 09:46 (nineteen years ago)

does melton's willy look like sam's willy?

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 16 June 2006 09:58 (nineteen years ago)

YOU TELL ME.

― teh_kit has 21 friends (g-kit), Friday, 16 June 2006 10:02 (nineteen years ago)

You're a cunt, tbh.

― melton mowbray's APOCALYPTO! (adr), Friday, 16 June 2006 10:20 (nineteen years ago)

does sam's cunt look like the cunt that teh kit is?

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 16 June 2006 10:31 (nineteen years ago)

he meant you!

― teh_kit has 21 friends (g-kit), Friday, 16 June 2006 10:48 (nineteen years ago)

verrily, a cunt you are, as such, with, indeed, meltang, with a shovel, of course.

― teh_kit has 21 friends (g-kit), Friday, 16 June 2006 10:51 (nineteen years ago)

AMIRITE?

― teh_kit has 21 friends (g-kit), Friday, 16 June 2006 10:51 (nineteen years ago)

NO WAI

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 16 June 2006 10:54 (nineteen years ago)

I MEANT YOU KIT, NETHERTHELESS, YOU TO CARE FORTHWITH.

― melton mowbray's APOCALYPTO! (adr), Friday, 16 June 2006 11:02 (nineteen years ago)

innit

― teh_kit has 21 friends (g-kit), Saturday, 17 June 2006 07:31 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

http://img77.imageshack.us/img77/5162/s02e10jesusstick5fq.png

MCR WEAPON OF CHOICE

2 ARMS PPL

lol

― teh_kit is jayne without the tits (g-kit), Monday, 24 July 2006 09:40 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.mcr-club.com/images/mcr-club-logo-anime.gif

― melton mowbray's APOCALYPTO! (adr), Monday, 24 July 2006 11:36 (nineteen years ago)

YOU FUCKING TELL THEM, MELTANG

― teh_kit is jayne without the tits (g-kit), Monday, 24 July 2006 11:39 (nineteen years ago)

they spelt "haetth" wrong

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 24 July 2006 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

forsooth?

― teh_kit is jayne without the tits (g-kit), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 06:43 (nineteen years ago)

two months pass...

lolo1lo1lo1lo1l1ol1ol1o1l1o11ol revi3v

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 14:36 (nineteen years ago)

lol metlong 2 thread?

― teh_kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

so ken, how was bluewater?

― teh_kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 14:52 (nineteen years ago)

ROFLROFL it was greb1t!!!!!!

you totally missed out mang!

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

three months pass...

LOLOL

we didn't go anywhere, u just frogrot us

― teh_kit never wins (g-kit), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

http://img366.imageshack.us/img366/3364/603718349451jj.gif

lolol had 2 repost that tbh so i don't have to scroll up. still hilarious.

― teh_kit never wins (g-kit), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

HELLO MCR!!!!!

― melton mowbray's APOCALYPTO! (adr), Thursday, 8 February 2007 13:13 (nineteen years ago)

hi dere plz
kinda disappointed tht ken isn't clicking the thread with his name on it tbh

― teh_kit never wins (g-kit), Thursday, 8 February 2007 13:19 (nineteen years ago)

ORLFORLFL!

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 8 February 2007 13:20 (nineteen years ago)

i've quit ilx innit

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 8 February 2007 13:20 (nineteen years ago)

haven't we all?

today, this thread is a tmpry home for UK L O S T fans that want to bitch about not having seen new L O S T episode yet.

FUXACHE FUCKING WANT 2 GO HOEM AND WTACH IT INNITffs

― teh_kit never wins (g-kit), Thursday, 8 February 2007 13:41 (nineteen years ago)

it's also for ken c to claim independence.

― teh_kit never wins (g-kit), Thursday, 8 February 2007 13:44 (nineteen years ago)

lol why don u download lost episodes on torrent?

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 8 February 2007 13:46 (nineteen years ago)

also important stuff like why does Terry O'Quinn have a moustache in EVERY SINGLE ROLE he plays, excpet J.Locke?

― teh_kit never wins (g-kit), Thursday, 8 February 2007 13:47 (nineteen years ago)

bcuz it's illegalz, ken
i am most certainly NOT DLing L O S T S3_07, and deffo am not waiting out this REALLY SLOW DAY so I can go home and watch it while I eat my dinners. Deffo not.

― teh_kit never wins (g-kit), Thursday, 8 February 2007 13:48 (nineteen years ago)

lol press F10

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 8 February 2007 13:49 (nineteen years ago)

lol why don u download lost episodes on torrent?

Doing that. Still can't watch until I get home.

Oh, and hi dere, I once lived in Kent for a couple of months before Bluewater even existed and Lakeside was the only monster shopping centre around so.

― case of the mutual heart friendship (onimo), Thursday, 8 February 2007 13:50 (nineteen years ago)

so what? why did i say "so"?

― case of the mutual heart friendship (onimo), Thursday, 8 February 2007 13:50 (nineteen years ago)

"press f10" is teh nu "let go"

onimo we welcome yr fake kentish ways with open arms.

― teh_kit never wins (g-kit), Thursday, 8 February 2007 13:51 (nineteen years ago)

yay! nu-mdlclax0r

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 8 February 2007 13:54 (nineteen years ago)

thread title is way off the mark wrt to actual thread description, but i think changing it would be sacrilege

― teh_kit never wins (g-kit), Thursday, 8 February 2007 13:57 (nineteen years ago)

How come Branson isn't getting th David Blaine teatment?

http://joinin.virginmedia.com/

Pelt him with kebabs! (or some posho Covent Garden food)

― case of the mutual heart friendship (onimo), Thursday, 8 February 2007 14:04 (nineteen years ago)

lololwtf

pelting branson is possibly worth going to london for

― teh_kit never wins (g-kit), Thursday, 8 February 2007 14:08 (nineteen years ago)

i hovered over and nearly clicked the damn L O S T thread twice in the last ten minutes. automatic, unconcious reaction to seeing it. stupid fucking brain can't adjust to the idea that it's just NOT FOR CLICKING today.

― teh_kit never wins (g-kit), Thursday, 8 February 2007 14:10 (nineteen years ago)

I've almost read it a few times.

― case of the mutual heart friendship (onimo), Thursday, 8 February 2007 14:11 (nineteen years ago)

but that's just because you're WEAK, amirite?

― teh_kit never wins (g-kit), Thursday, 8 February 2007 14:12 (nineteen years ago)

Yup.

I never noticed "hateth" on Ecko's Stick before.

Hateth not the player, hateth the game.

― case of the mutual heart friendship (onimo), Thursday, 8 February 2007 14:16 (nineteen years ago)

Lift up yr eyez and go down south, Onimo 3:16

― teh_kit never wins (g-kit), Thursday, 8 February 2007 14:19 (nineteen years ago)

Why teh "coleslaws"? Is that a shopping stick?

― case of the mutual heart friendship (onimo), Thursday, 8 February 2007 14:21 (nineteen years ago)

Sry O, you'll have to wait til ZOMBIE SEASON to find out the answer to that one.

― teh_kit never wins (g-kit), Thursday, 8 February 2007 14:41 (nineteen years ago)

All shows should have a ZOMBIE SEASON! If I was a commissioner at NBC/ABC/OtherBigWankyAmericanChannel I'd make that a fuckin rule before anyone even got to pitch a show to me.

Have you been watching Heroes kit? It filled a nice L O S T shaped space in my life for a few months.

― case of the mutual heart friendship (onimo), Thursday, 8 February 2007 14:52 (nineteen years ago)

I haven't! I've heard lots of positive things, but I can say that about a lot of shows, 24 being a prime example. Everyone says I'll love them, but I have L O S T at the moment, and I really don't do much in the way of watching TV for various reasons; the obvious one being well, look how fucking obsessive I am about L O S T. Do I really want that with 4 or 5 different shows? (tbh answer = yes, but I'm a v.strict mistress)

Maybe I should just get over it and take the plunge with 24 and Heroes.

― teh_kit never wins (g-kit), Thursday, 8 February 2007 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

I'm kind of more stoked about Heroes than L O S T atm but I'm sure that will change once I see Ep7 tonight.

― case of the mutual heart friendship (onimo), Thursday, 8 February 2007 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

haha branson answered my question!

Q. Can you stick it out as long as David Blaine?
onimo, Glasgow, By Email

A. Well, we have a few more amenities than Mr Blaine - food, kettle, teabags and a toilet! So if we were snowed in, which is possible today, I reckon we could last for a while.

― case of the mutual heart friendship (onimo), Thursday, 8 February 2007 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

OMG wow!
I want to ask him "why 2 haet teh_kit???" now. Maybe BRANSON is the one with the answer!

― teh_kit never wins (g-kit), Thursday, 8 February 2007 15:09 (nineteen years ago)

i'm sure there's some kind of thread rule about liking a TV show (or oxygen, h2o, food) more than L O S T.

― teh_kit never wins (g-kit), Thursday, 8 February 2007 15:10 (nineteen years ago)

pls 2 show how to email brans0n!

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 8 February 2007 15:34 (nineteen years ago)

lol ive done it.. or my mate lisa did but no replys yet

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 8 February 2007 15:41 (nineteen years ago)

http://joinin.virginmedia.com/askrichard.aspx

I'm down to page two or three now.

― case of the mutual heart friendship (onimo), Thursday, 8 February 2007 15:41 (nineteen years ago)

I should've asked why NTL sucked balls and if he was going to sort out my home internets instead of sitting in a fucking box all day.

― case of the mutual heart friendship (onimo), Thursday, 8 February 2007 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

first real lol of the day! ty.

― teh_kit never wins (g-kit), Thursday, 8 February 2007 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

lol gg

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 8 February 2007 15:54 (nineteen years ago)

I have asked him the question on everybody's lips:

When you're romantically interested in someone, is it a turn-off to find out he's not a vegetarian?

― I don't know whether to play the trumpet, read a book or be a lesbian. (aldo_cow, Thursday, 8 February 2007 15:59 (nineteen years ago)

if he answers "lol carcrash" then we'll know he's a secret ilx0r

― teh_kit never wins (g-kit), Thursday, 8 February 2007 16:09 (nineteen years ago)

Branson's lost the plot :/

Q. Hi Richard, Is there anything that you would like to do that you haven't already done?
A. Everyone deals with break ups differently. Do your best to leave her to it. It will be painful for a while until you find a new lady yourself. Good luck.

― case of the mutual heart friendship (onimo), Thursday, 8 February 2007 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

lol the answer keeps changing:

A. I suspect it would be wise to keep pleasure and business separate unless you think it could be a long term relationship.

― case of the mutual heart friendship (onimo), Thursday, 8 February 2007 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

I wonder if he's chatting with someone and typing in the wrong box.

― case of the mutual heart friendship (onimo), Thursday, 8 February 2007 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

plus what the fuck would he know, being a virgin and all?

― teh_kit never wins (g-kit), Thursday, 8 February 2007 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

Q: Did you start your L O S T torrent before locking yrself in a box tbh?

― teh_kit never wins (g-kit), Thursday, 8 February 2007 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

There was one a second ago I didn't get to copy that said something like "WALK AWAY! Rise above it! Do not put a girl above your friendship!"

― case of the mutual heart friendship (onimo), Thursday, 8 February 2007 16:40 (nineteen years ago)

p.s.: OMG guys we managed to kill off the vegetarian thread with CS:S talk!

Well done, team!

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 8 February 2007 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

wp gg

I just got home to find that my LOST torrent isn't finished. CUNT IT.

― teh_kit never wins (g-kit), Thursday, 8 February 2007 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

still not seen L O S T. fuckitty shit it.

― teh_kit never wins (g-kit), Friday, 9 February 2007 08:44 (nineteen years ago)

lol

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 9 February 2007 11:17 (nineteen years ago)

futbh! :(((

― teh_kit never wins (g-kit), Friday, 9 February 2007 11:22 (nineteen years ago)

futbhall?

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 9 February 2007 12:14 (nineteen years ago)

now now no futbhall on this thread!

i have seen L O S T :)

― case of the mutual heart friendship (onimo), Friday, 9 February 2007 12:16 (nineteen years ago)

i had the urge to rush home at lunchtime and check my torrent :(((

― teh_kit never wins (g-kit), Friday, 9 February 2007 12:45 (nineteen years ago)

lol still not seen it

ETA: 2 HOURS

― teh_kit never wins (g-kit), Saturday, 10 February 2007 11:23 (nineteen years ago)

AER YUO ALOWWED TO POST HEAR IF YUO ARE IN FCACT NOT FROM TEH HOEM CUONTIES BUT FROM H TE GRIMM UP NROTH??!?!//1

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 10 February 2007 11:25 (nineteen years ago)

Hi dere, I used to live in Cambridge for four months, can I come and play with you? (aldo lives in CIDERLAND and he's here)

Dear teh_kit, please watch Heroes, it is better than L O S T which I still haven't seen despite Onimo waving a memory stick thingie with it on it at me in the pub last night going "OMG, BETTER THAN HEROES WOAH" a lot. Heroes is teh greatest thing ever. I wuv Hiro Nakamura more than anyone ever.

Obsession geeky telly: 24 (but it is shit, do not watch it, really, it's rubbish but I can't stop), Heroes, L O S T, nu-Who, Torchwood (also shit), LIFE ON MARS! These are enough to be going on with, I believe.

LIFE ON MARS IS BACK! I R TEH EXCITED.

― ailsa (ailsa), Saturday, 10 February 2007 11:39 (nineteen years ago)

Shurrup luv and get us a packet of pink wafers.

[ bashes nonce ]

― I don't know whether to play the trumpet, read a book or be a lesbian. (aldo_cow, Saturday, 10 February 2007 12:13 (nineteen years ago)

I spent large amounts of last night trying to convince Onimo he should watch Life On Mars. He wasn't having it. Fool.

(I wuv Gene Hunt almost as much as Hiro, but not quite. By tomorrow I'm guessing they'll both be usurped by Sawyer again)

― ailsa (ailsa), Saturday, 10 February 2007 12:40 (nineteen years ago)

I tried to tell him on Friday too. HE'S ONLY HIMSELF TO BLAME.

― I don't know whether to play the trumpet, read a book or be a lesbian. (aldo_cow, Saturday, 10 February 2007 12:44 (nineteen years ago)

it's so cute that people are trying to justify posting here! why 2 warm hart tbh. all r welcoem. even londoners, i guess.

― teh_kit never wins (g-kit), Saturday, 10 February 2007 13:00 (nineteen years ago)

I R scared of threads with RULES and I want to be sure you aren't going to ban/haet me for going outwith the remit of your thread :-)

― ailsa (ailsa), Saturday, 10 February 2007 13:08 (nineteen years ago)

HI DERE

― I Tried to Use My Cock as a Bong (noodle vague), Saturday, 10 February 2007 13:08 (nineteen years ago)

i saw L O S T at last! awesomes. now i'm going to bed.

― teh_kit never wins (g-kit), Saturday, 10 February 2007 14:25 (nineteen years ago)

I still haven't seen it due to luddite husband and my deference to his ludditish ways (he is not ludditish about Heroes and Studio 60 and the like, but his justification for L O S T is that it's on the telly in a few days anyway. That's all very well for him who doesn't live on teh internets, but it makes my life difficult, inconsiderate fool)

I just watched Primeval. It was teh crap, and shall not be joining that there list of geeky programmes I watch.

I think I've convinced Onimo on Life on Mars, or maybe he just said he'd watch it to shut me up.

― ailsa (ailsa), Saturday, 10 February 2007 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

LOL RVIVE

― ken c, Thursday, 22 February 2007 11:25 (eighteen years ago)

otm.
once again, this can be a temporary holding place for non-US folx what are waiting for L O S T torrents and/or their working day to finish before they have watched them.
or just a bullshit thread for bullshit pplz. U DECIED.

― g-kit, Thursday, 22 February 2007 11:49 (eighteen years ago)

Woo yeah! We're having a late one tonight afaik, watching last week's mental one again @ 10:30 cos we need some loser island action before the new one which I believe is hott island folks.

Also in bullshit news: kit, did you get the photo I sent you on my wii? (not to be confused with a photo OF my wii plz)

― melton mowbray, Thursday, 22 February 2007 12:41 (eighteen years ago)

OMG WTF MELTON SEND ME UR WII NO.

― ken c, Thursday, 22 February 2007 12:54 (eighteen years ago)

HI DERE KEN

I can't find the thread on ILG so it'll just post it here. It's 6942 2474 7704 6829

Whass yours?

― melton mowbray, Thursday, 22 February 2007 13:03 (eighteen years ago)

need to play wii! i have birthday games i still haven't plaid.

― g-kit, Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:27 (eighteen years ago)

Kit, why not to be on MSN?

Also, what are the birthday games!?

― melton mowbray, Thursday, 1 March 2007 10:12 (eighteen years ago)

LOLOL!
Excellent revive, Meltang. 5 points.

Once again, UK Lost addicts and pplz what spell funny, unite here 4 fun and hiding from LOST thread antics.
Meltang, i shall activate MSN.

― g-kit, Thursday, 1 March 2007 10:17 (eighteen years ago)

lol @ MSN

wii bought Street Fighter II for the wii lol or maybe it was gamecube dunnlol

― ken c, Thursday, 1 March 2007 13:13 (eighteen years ago)

mns is teh nu black

― g-kit, Thursday, 1 March 2007 13:32 (eighteen years ago)

Dis thred make hart warm.

― kv_nol, Thursday, 1 March 2007 13:41 (eighteen years ago)

LOL @ indigezchion

― kv_nol, Thursday, 1 March 2007 13:41 (eighteen years ago)

WA<3RM

― g-kit, Thursday, 1 March 2007 13:53 (eighteen years ago)

i just secured a ukulele player.

― g-kit, Thursday, 1 March 2007 14:38 (eighteen years ago)

same as usual: UK Losties, bullshit bullshit, bad spelling, wahtever.

― g-kit, Thursday, 8 March 2007 11:47 (eighteen years ago)

I am here to register my disgust about the fact that I cannot seem to download Lost faster than 2kb/s. I will not be able to read the L O S T thread until next cocking week at this rate.

― blueski, Thursday, 8 March 2007 11:52 (eighteen years ago)

mine was fine when i left this morning, averaging 9/10k or so. toe rent is from pir at e ba y dot comshapes. look on the bright side: if you can't read/post to LOST torrent, you can read/post to this AWESOMES thread instead. AMAZINGS.

― g-kit, Thursday, 8 March 2007 11:56 (eighteen years ago)

I get the same torrents as most other people, I don't know why they don't speed up anymore - used to be fine.

― blueski, Thursday, 8 March 2007 11:59 (eighteen years ago)

maybe you need to open some ports or some shit. i seem to remember doing that.

― g-kit, Thursday, 8 March 2007 12:04 (eighteen years ago)

maybe. i think the Heroes i got the other week was fast enough tho (less seeds and leechers tho).

― blueski, Thursday, 8 March 2007 12:07 (eighteen years ago)

Everything's fucked. We may not be watching LOST until tomorrow because we all made plans by accident!

― melton mowbray, Thursday, 8 March 2007 13:28 (eighteen years ago)

you tool.

― g-kit, Thursday, 8 March 2007 13:29 (eighteen years ago)

Impatient L O S T toe-rent ppl! Those dat can't spell! FALLOUT SURVIVORS! Romans, countrymen!

Gather here! Or not!
Wahtever.

― g-kit, Thursday, 15 March 2007 08:55 (eighteen years ago)

lolololololoololololollollolol

― ken c, Thursday, 15 March 2007 08:59 (eighteen years ago)

I got my toe-rent started this morning before I left for work. I told my wife last night to tell me to get lost in the morning, and she remembered :)

― onimo, Thursday, 15 March 2007 12:32 (eighteen years ago)

I think I'm averaging only 3-5kb a second again. But the stuff I got via UK N0va last night was supersonic. Donunnerstand.

― blueski, Thursday, 15 March 2007 12:34 (eighteen years ago)

I got mine from ex-tee-vee-eye and it was at 30k and rising within minutes.

― onimo, Thursday, 15 March 2007 12:35 (eighteen years ago)

Do you check seed numbers before starting? Peer:seed ratio is U&K.

― onimo, Thursday, 15 March 2007 12:36 (eighteen years ago)

yes, but there's only one or two torrents you can go for anyway (unless you want the .rar versions or the avis that are twice the size/quality of the regular ones, which i don't)

seed/peer ratio was about 1:5 which is fairly typical and has allowed for faster downloads in the past. just don't get what has changed since then. wouldn't mind as long as it would still finish by 10pm or so tonight but it probably won't sob.

― blueski, Thursday, 15 March 2007 12:39 (eighteen years ago)

You should get a fast toe-rent having friend to forward it to you via slsk or something, it would probably work out quicker.

― onimo, Thursday, 15 March 2007 12:59 (eighteen years ago)

My toe-rent was working fine when I left this morning. I'm praying I don't have a repeat of last week, when, upon returning home, I found that my gf's PC had frozen about an hour after I left the house.

― g-kit, Thursday, 15 March 2007 13:06 (eighteen years ago)

must. not. click. L O S T. thread.

― onimo, Thursday, 15 March 2007 15:17 (eighteen years ago)

I automatically point & hover over it every time I see it. I am like Pavlov's cat or some shit.

― g-kit, Thursday, 15 March 2007 15:29 (eighteen years ago)

o hi dere thx 4 stop by
UK L O S T holding yadda yadda
spel bad yapyapyap
rofl fun lol bai!

― g-kit, Thursday, 22 March 2007 11:31 (eighteen years ago)

Middle class home counties education has gone to the dogs.

― onimo, Thursday, 22 March 2007 11:40 (eighteen years ago)

deffo not gone to teh_kits

― g-kit, Thursday, 22 March 2007 11:42 (eighteen years ago)

Don't pudding spaz!

― onimo, Thursday, 29 March 2007 11:08 (eighteen years ago)

lol

― ken c, Thursday, 29 March 2007 11:31 (eighteen years ago)

yapyapyap!

― melton mowbray, Thursday, 29 March 2007 11:41 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

k lol this is place 2 b if u waitin for lost plus yr britsh u can talk about stuff and even not talk about stuff and all r welcome no rules POLAR BEARS and just in case you didnt get it first tiem POLAR BEARZ, i say.

― g-kit, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:03 (eighteen years ago)

lock thred

― g-kit, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:03 (eighteen years ago)

five months pass...

revive!

let's start a new controversal topic here, WTFers!

― ken c, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 11:52 (eighteen years ago)

what possible controversial topics could there be?

― darraghmac, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 11:57 (eighteen years ago)

darraghmac is in fact an arsenal fan

― ken c, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 12:16 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, like i care what fake ken c thinks. i'm calling you out, man.

― darraghmac, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 12:17 (eighteen years ago)

lock thread

― DG, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 12:20 (eighteen years ago)

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