Blind yourself with science! Sex is officially four times as good as masturbation

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LOVERS know only too well that men usually need a "recovery period" after orgasm, and that sexual intercourse with orgasm is more satisfying than an orgasm from masturbation alone. Now scientists think the two phenomena might be linked.

Following orgasm, the hormone prolactin is released into the bloodstream in both men and women. The hormone makes us feel satiated by countering the effect of dopamine, which is released during sexual arousal.

Stuart Brody of the University of Paisley, UK, and Tillmann KrÃ¼ger of the Swiss Federal Institute of Technology in Zurich, measured blood prolactin levels in male and female volunteers who watched erotic films before engaging in masturbation or sexual intercourse to orgasm in the laboratory.

Surprisingly, after orgasm from sexual intercourse, the increase in blood prolactin levels is 400 per cent higher in both sexes compared with after orgasm from masturbation (Biological Psychology, vol 71, p 312).

This explains why orgasm from intercourse is more satisfying than masturbation, says Brody. Since elevated levels of prolactin have been linked to erectile dysfunction, this may also explain why most men need a recovery period after sex.

― Cunga (Cunga), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 23:38 (nineteen years ago)

i object.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 23:41 (nineteen years ago)

uh yeah.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 23:49 (nineteen years ago)

...male and female volunteers who watched erotic films before engaging in masturbation or sexual intercourse to orgasm in the laboratory.

I wonder if good looks was part of the criteria for acceptance. If I was a porn director, I would create a biopic about one of the subjects.

― josh in sf (stfu kthx), Thursday, 16 March 2006 00:00 (nineteen years ago)

So the key is to masturbate five times as much when you're not getting any.

― Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Thursday, 16 March 2006 00:02 (nineteen years ago)

MAYBE twice as good. four times as good is just untrue.

― killy (baby lenin pin), Thursday, 16 March 2006 01:36 (nineteen years ago)

MAYBE twice as good. four times as good is just untrue.

Wow. I think you need a new partner.

― Call Me!, Thursday, 16 March 2006 01:40 (nineteen years ago)

being 1/4 as good as sex is still pretty good, tho. i mean, for things you can do for free in your spare time, something 1/4 as good as sex is a pretty hot deal.

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Thursday, 16 March 2006 01:42 (nineteen years ago)

Now all we need are some prolactin tablets to take after a wank session, and we'd be getting there.

― o. nate (onate), Thursday, 16 March 2006 01:56 (nineteen years ago)

So the key is to masturbate five times as much when you're not getting any.

Diminishing returns...

― Jingo, Thursday, 16 March 2006 06:38 (nineteen years ago)

even though i am drunk, i am restraining myself from posting on this thread.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 16 March 2006 06:42 (nineteen years ago)

Fuck science! I can fuck all night without breaks!

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 16 March 2006 06:45 (nineteen years ago)

Course, if you haven't had sex for long enough you forget what 4 times better feels like anyway.

― I'm thinking six, six, six (noodle vague), Thursday, 16 March 2006 06:47 (nineteen years ago)

but it wasn't ... oh never mind.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 16 March 2006 06:48 (nineteen years ago)

I suppose this also explains why sex can be more disappointing than masturbation...

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Thursday, 16 March 2006 07:00 (nineteen years ago)

jaymc, refraining from posting on a thread also involves not announcing you are not posting! I mean come on, either spill it or don't.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 16 March 2006 15:33 (nineteen years ago)

So to speak.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 16 March 2006 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

shit, does this mean i have to try and find a way of having sex some time in the next 5 years instead of being happy with a lonely wank???!!?

fuck thought i could just try and forget about it...

― ambrose (ambrose), Thursday, 16 March 2006 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

being 1/4 as good as sex is still pretty good, tho. i mean, for things you can do for free in your spare time, something 1/4 as good as sex is a pretty hot deal.
-- gypsy mothra (meetm...), March 16th, 2006 1:42 AM. (gypsy mothra) (later) (link)

things you can do for free!

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 16 March 2006 17:43 (nineteen years ago)

are we talking cost of condoms for sex or prostitutes?

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 16 March 2006 17:43 (nineteen years ago)

dude, i have an 18-month-old. sex ain't free.

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Thursday, 16 March 2006 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

you use condoms when you jerk off?

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 16 March 2006 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

i wonder if the kleenex industry has ever estimated the importance of wanking to their bottom line?

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Thursday, 16 March 2006 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

Do these scientists take into consideration that most women don't have orgasms from intercourse? Which is more satisfying intercouse without orgasm or masturbation with?

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Thursday, 16 March 2006 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, and what about multiple orgasms in women? This "proactin" stuff doesn't sound like it's anything to do with us.

― The Boring Machine (kate), Thursday, 16 March 2006 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

From what I know of men in my social circle, the kleenex industry is making exactly zippo dollars off of wanking.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 16 March 2006 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

the sock industry on the other hand....

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Thursday, 16 March 2006 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

paper towels, brah.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Thursday, 16 March 2006 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

rosemary OTM.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 16 March 2006 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

thre are specific problems with toilet paper that i will not go into on this forum

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 16 March 2006 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

Haha. Yes.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 16 March 2006 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

OK now i'm really upset that i even said that

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 16 March 2006 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

I don't know why it took me so long to convert from tissue to socks, which happened sometime at the end of college, I think. Socks are both less wasteful and less conspicuous, since they just get thrown back in with your dirty clothes rather than wadded up in a pile behind the bed.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 16 March 2006 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

I am still sort of horrified about the popularity of socks as post wank clean up tool. I will never really understand men.

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Thursday, 16 March 2006 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

they are there

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 16 March 2006 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

OK this thread.

― Dan (My Own Fault For Clicking But Still) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 16 March 2006 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

I was about to say, Dan.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 16 March 2006 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

I have heard that a sneeze is like an eighth of an orgasm, so which of the following equations is true?

w = 8sn
se = 4w
therefore
se = 32sn

se = 8sn
se = 4w
therefore
w = 2sn

― Mädchen (Madchen), Thursday, 16 March 2006 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

If it's the latter, for all the effort involved, I think I'd rather have a sneeze.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Thursday, 16 March 2006 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

You people must have really soft socks

― Ned T.Rifle (nedtrifle), Thursday, 16 March 2006 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

Do these scientists take into consideration that most women don't have orgasms from intercourse? Which is more satisfying intercouse without orgasm or masturbation with?

that was the post i was originally OTMing but it worked out well either way

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 16 March 2006 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

madchen i think i get the derivation of your other abbrevs but what about "w"?

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 16 March 2006 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

WANK

― Mädchen (Madchen), Thursday, 16 March 2006 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

it occurs to me that there is a market for some new absorption tissue, for both post-wank and post-coitus cleanup. something more hardy than toilet paper, but flushable (unlike paper towels). the paper industry is missing a bet. (don't forget the tasteful floral-print holders to sit unobtrusively bedside.) (and i know socks and washcloths and whatever are more environmentally conscious.)

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Thursday, 16 March 2006 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

You're not wanking into the socks, Ned. Or, um, I'm not.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 16 March 2006 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

Wouldn't one of these do?
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0009F3P4O.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

― Mädchen (Madchen), Thursday, 16 March 2006 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

derrr (sorry i am american)

xpost OW OW OW OW

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 16 March 2006 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

it's the lysol douche for men.

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Thursday, 16 March 2006 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

It would seem the first couple of posts on this thread typed with one hand.

xpost - okay how does this sock thing work???

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 16 March 2006 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

ok socks and t-shirts are totally conspicuous unless y'all have a complete dearth of white socks and t-shirts going on. HELLO GROSS STAINS THAT DON'T COMPLETELY COME OUT WITH BLEACH EVEN.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 16 March 2006 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

also I don't understand the issues with toilet paper. You can't convince me jizz is somehow hardier than, I dunno, crap.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 16 March 2006 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

That's not the issue.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 16 March 2006 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

i already said i'm not getting into it

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 16 March 2006 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

uh yeah.

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), March 15th, 2006 5:49 PM. (jaymc) (link)

How did I know I would find you here?

I usu. use underwear as opposed to socks. Also, I often flush paper towels.

xpost x2--

how socks work-- you clean up the mess with the sock. end of story.

TP--jizz is stickier than poo. you wind up with tp glued to your tummy and head of your wang-chung.

sock stains--i usually only wear black socks.

― whiskeytangofoxtrot (unclejessjess), Thursday, 16 March 2006 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

I often flush paper towels

allow me to discourage this practice, based on personal experience. (i don't think the paper towels in question had been used for these purposes, but it doesn't matter, they're not designed to flush.)

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Thursday, 16 March 2006 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

ok if you're only doing this with dark colored clothing, you escape my pointing and laughing.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 16 March 2006 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

Jaymc----was that the issue you were talking about (w/ TP)?

― whiskeytangofoxtrot (unclejessjess), Thursday, 16 March 2006 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

So you save the black socks for the poo then?

xpst

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 16 March 2006 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

whiskey (aka Chicago Chicano): Yes. Yes it was.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 16 March 2006 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

Then you flush the socks down the toilet, right? THat's good for the plumbing?

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 16 March 2006 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

Why are people confused about the use of socks in the first place? Now I'm confused.

xpost--ha ha allyzay

― whiskeytangofoxtrot (unclejessjess), Thursday, 16 March 2006 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

To be honest whenever people mentioned them (socks) I pictured them being implemented more like a condom than a paper towel.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 16 March 2006 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

sock stains--i usually only wear black socks.

Unless your chisolm is some color other than white, I think black socks would be *worse*, not better.

― Joe Polniaczek (kenan), Thursday, 16 March 2006 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

No, white's for jizz and black's for poop

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 16 March 2006 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.starshop.de/bilder1/ramp0773.jpg

xpost KENAN. Black/dark colors is worse ie shows up more for the PRE-WASHING portion of the clothing life cycle. HOWEVER post-washing the disgusting yellow stains do not show up on black/dark colors. UNLIKE WHITE CLOTHING. I mean, you realize it's not like snow-white purity you're shooting out of there, right? And that it turns yellow when it dries?

This is why I don't get a man wearing white underpants. Between the not wiping yourselves when you piss and the jizz, it's like a whole disgusting collage of yellow dick stains up in that bitch.

YES I HAVE HAD TO DO A LOT OF MEN'S LAUNDRY IN MY TIME

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 16 March 2006 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

And yet men's yellow underpants? Not a big seller.

― phil d. (Phil D.), Thursday, 16 March 2006 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

But what if your chisholm is black?

http://www.jfklibrary.org/images/chisolm_tn.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 16 March 2006 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

HOWEVER post-washing the disgusting yellow stains do not show up on black/dark colors. UNLIKE WHITE CLOTHING. I mean, you realize it's not like snow-white purity you're shooting out of there, right?

Hey, I wash my own socks, and I have never had the yellowing problem. What are your boyfriends eating?

― Joe Polniaczek (kenan), Thursday, 16 March 2006 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

Kenan sweat causes yellowing too. So obviously you are some kind of freak.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 16 March 2006 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

Between the not wiping yourselves when you piss and the jizz, it's like a whole disgusting collage of yellow dick stains up in that bitch.

That all gross. I DO wipe when I pee. Or I at least dab. Or at least when I'm not in the bathroom at a movie theater.

― Joe Polniaczek (kenan), Thursday, 16 March 2006 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

Hate to break it to you, but those dudes are peeing in their socks.

― Eazy (Eazy), Thursday, 16 March 2006 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

who, the Chili Peppers? I already knew that.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 16 March 2006 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

There is no need to wipe when you pee (if you're male) because squeezing and shaking take care of that. There is hardly a molecule left.

OH! I MEANt to mention-----the worst thing in the world----chisolm (ha ha) mixed with water. It turns to glue. ANYTHING is better for cleanup than water.

― whiskeytangofoxtrot (unclejessjess), Thursday, 16 March 2006 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

yeah I've been told this but then wtf is up with dudes who jerk off in the shower (presumably they're trying to save socks)

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 16 March 2006 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

also i call shenanigans on this "shaking and squeezing" leaving a person spotless theory.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 16 March 2006 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

Kenan sweat causes yellowing too. So obviously you are some kind of freak.

I hope not. I get ring around the collar, sure. Pit stains, of course. But yellowed underwear?

ANYTHING is better for cleanup than water.

boys across the world have discovered the secret, and are cleaning up with pee. Apparently.

― Joe Polniaczek (kenan), Thursday, 16 March 2006 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

also i call shenanigans on this "shaking and squeezing" leaving a person spotless theory.

So do I. There's always that last drop.

― Joe Polniaczek (kenan), Thursday, 16 March 2006 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

We were discussing SOCKS, not UNDERWEAR. Don't pull that shit, cos I am watching you like a hawk!!! Even girls socks change color over time thanks to foot sweat and you just swore you NEVER saw anything like that. Freak.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 16 March 2006 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

You were talking about stains. Like, there's this big yellow blotch. Never seen that.

― Joe Polniaczek (kenan), Thursday, 16 March 2006 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

There's always that last drop.

http://www.gasolinealleyantiques.com/images/Radios%20Page/radio-folgersboxed.JPG

― Dan (Yay Old Slogans) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 16 March 2006 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

also i call shenanigans on this "shaking and squeezing" leaving a person spotless theory.

Thirded - I can shake and squeeze all evening - slap the thing against the wall, squish it with a rolling pin and threaten it all i like but there will always, ALWAYS be that last drop in there.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 16 March 2006 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

Now that you know, you can go ahead and skip the rolling pin. Ouch.

― Joe Polniaczek (kenan), Thursday, 16 March 2006 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

while it is unsurprising that kenan is in his element on this thread, it is strange that 'rumpie' hasnt set up base camp here

― mike barium (gareth), Thursday, 16 March 2006 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

Where's jaymc? He needs to come back and open his trenchcoat to us again. John, tell us about yellowing!

― Joe Polniaczek (kenan), Thursday, 16 March 2006 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

wash underwear at 90' and u should be ok

― ambrose (ambrose), Thursday, 16 March 2006 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

I have experienced yellowing.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 16 March 2006 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

Discuss this thread all you like but the bottom line is this,
I guarantee four of my wanks beat one of your fucks.

― dr lulu (dr lulu), Thursday, 16 March 2006 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

(xp) But mostly with tighty-whities (which I don't even wear anymore) and very rarely with socks.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 16 March 2006 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

Scientists are such incredible perverts. Especially the English, the Swiss and those naughty Dutch.

― ratty, Thursday, 16 March 2006 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

can underthings yellow just from oxidization, like paperback books do?

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 16 March 2006 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

can underthings yellow just from oxidization, like paperback books do?

Dude. Just do some laundry.

― Joe Polniaczek (kenan), Thursday, 16 March 2006 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

good thing i never wear socks

― POOP BITCH (Mandee), Thursday, 16 March 2006 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, cause they would turn yellow. and that's gross.

― Joe Polniaczek (kenan), Thursday, 16 March 2006 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

hi mandeeeeee!

― Joe Polniaczek (kenan), Thursday, 16 March 2006 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

hi kenan!

― POOP BITCH (Mandee), Thursday, 16 March 2006 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

it occurs to me that there is a market for some new absorption tissue, for both post-wank and post-coitus cleanup. something more hardy than toilet paper, but flushable (unlike paper towels).

This exists. The director of Men In Black wrote an Esquire column about how much he loves some kind of moist cleaning wipes (for teh poo) and how he had to buy Will Smith an entire case of them because Will was embarassed to buy them himself (vs. being written about in Esquire?).

― Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Thursday, 16 March 2006 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

I fail to see how sturdy, pre-moistened ass-wipes are embarassing. I mean, you don't have to call them "ass-wipes".

― Joe Polniaczek (kenan), Thursday, 16 March 2006 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

But Will Smith is an asswipe.

― dr lulu (dr lulu), Thursday, 16 March 2006 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

I've never wiped with a moist towelette. I bet that's great.

― Joe Polniaczek (kenan), Thursday, 16 March 2006 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

Mmmmmm, moist towelette.

― dr lulu (dr lulu), Thursday, 16 March 2006 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

OK THIS THREAD

― Dan (Gah) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 16 March 2006 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

ILX: Continually proving why some people actively avoid sex with others.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 16 March 2006 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

Just be glad y'all aren't using aspen leaves like our pioneer forefathers er summat.

― Abbott (Abbott), Thursday, 16 March 2006 21:08 (nineteen years ago)

I wear socks but that's it

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 16 March 2006 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

Aspen leaves? Couldn't afford those in my day lad etc

― dr lulu (dr lulu), Thursday, 16 March 2006 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

oh, I wash socks, too

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 16 March 2006 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

Do you clean up with them while they are still on yr feets?

― Abbott (Abbott), Thursday, 16 March 2006 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

RJG, don't act like wiping semen on socks is some kind of special activity unknown to you.

― Joe Polniaczek (kenan), Thursday, 16 March 2006 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

Some guys don't rub their dicks with scratchy, thick, filthy, used items of clothing dude, contrary to what you seem to believe.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 16 March 2006 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

Others do that all the time.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 16 March 2006 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

My roommate told me once he had a surprise in the bathroom. I asked, "Is it a bidet?" He said, "No, it's a poodle, but it serves the same purpose."

― Abbott (Abbott), Thursday, 16 March 2006 21:24 (nineteen years ago)

also i call shenanigans on this "shaking and squeezing" leaving a person spotless theory.

-- Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyza...), March 16th, 2006 2:29 PM. (later) (link)

Fourthded, if that were true us gals would just be shaking too.

Also they make moistened "personal cleansing" towelettes for women now, with post-coital cleanup being one of the intended uses.

The guy I am currently seeing has no kleenex in his room which causes me to wonder.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 16 March 2006 21:26 (nineteen years ago)

I don't know if a person who has trained a poodle to shoot water up one's ass should be awed or killed.

― Dan (Leaning Towards Killed) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 16 March 2006 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

do not wonder any longer about the kleenex! None of them can be bothered to use them! They're filthy, gross creatures! I'm going to start wiping my crotch on the curtains post sex. < /rumpie>

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 16 March 2006 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

http://scottnicholson.com/travel/europe2003/kleenex.jpg

FOR MEN

― Abbott (Abbott), Thursday, 16 March 2006 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

Some guys don't rub their dicks with scratchy, thick, filthy, used items of clothing dude, contrary to what you seem to believe.

You don't rub your dick on it! I'm tired of arging this with someone who does not even own the equipment.

― Joe Polniaczek (kenan), Thursday, 16 March 2006 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

Even the background is sort of boxer-print-ish, isn't it? Slightly scary silk boxers, maybe, but a textile all the same. (XP)

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 16 March 2006 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

The guy I am currently seeing has no kleenex in his room which causes me to wonder.

he's saving all his love for you.

xpost: i should've known kleenex would be way ahead of me.

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Thursday, 16 March 2006 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.ilike.org.uk/stuff/sweets/japan/images/menspocky.jpg

xpost kenan I think 99% of ilx trusts my opinion on sexual matters more than they trust yours, despite your supposed owning of some type of equipment.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 16 March 2006 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

pulling rank, eh?

― Joe Polniaczek (kenan), Thursday, 16 March 2006 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

Better than pulling... no, too easy even for me.

― Dan (Heh) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 16 March 2006 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

do not wonder any longer about the kleenex! None of them can be bothered to use them! They're filthy, gross creatures! I'm going to start wiping my crotch on the curtains post sex. < /rumpie>

-- Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyza...), March 16th, 2006 4:28 PM. (later) (link)

ROFFLES.

And guys have the nerve to complain that we smell. YOU HAVE BEEN RUBBING YOUR PENIS ON DIRTY SOCKS. YOU HAVE STINKY FEET DICK.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 16 March 2006 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

I can't imagine using clothing for cleanup in anything but an emergency (whence it would be thrown away) - Ally OTM about stains.

― Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Thursday, 16 March 2006 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

lol dan

― Joe Polniaczek (kenan), Thursday, 16 March 2006 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

Doesn't anybody own handkerchiefs anymore?

― Why does the birds always shitting on me? (noodle vague), Thursday, 16 March 2006 21:53 (nineteen years ago)

It's true. You can put it in your pocket afterwards.

― Joe Polniaczek (kenan), Thursday, 16 March 2006 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

Comes in handy.

― dr lulu (dr lulu), Thursday, 16 March 2006 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

Oh ow.

― Dan (Worst Pun Ever) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 16 March 2006 21:58 (nineteen years ago)

with all this cleanup kerfuffle it's no wonder that wanking is so unsatisfying.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 16 March 2006 22:06 (nineteen years ago)

hence the woody harrelson orgasm-without-ejaculation routine...

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Thursday, 16 March 2006 22:08 (nineteen years ago)

That article doesn't make it clear whether the sex needs to be penetrative. Sex 4x better than C on Ts? I think not.

― Why does the birds always shitting on me? (noodle vague), Thursday, 16 March 2006 22:10 (nineteen years ago)

wot, yer own?

― dr lulu (dr lulu), Thursday, 16 March 2006 22:13 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.dooyoo.co.uk/health-therapies-treatments/kleenex-for-men-tissues/433231/

Another excellent use for these tissues is as a condom. Again, the strength of the tissues and their absorptive capabilities come into play as well as their softness on the skin. When I run out of condoms or want some softer protection, I will grab about ten of these lovely tissues and wrap them around my love tool. I will then take a rubber band and wrap it around the tissues on my love tool to make sure that the tissues stay on tight while I make love to my girlfriend. My girlfriend enjoys the soft feel of the tissues against her and I find the soft tissues combined with the pressure of the rubberband to be both comforting and exhilarating at the same time. You just need to be careful not to put the rubberband on too tightly for this could cause one to experience severe pain and potential long-term injury. The first time I tried this, I had the rubberband on too tight and my love tool b egan to turn purple and I was afraid it was going to fall off. Once I adjusted it, however, it was a most pleasurable sensation.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 16 March 2006 23:16 (nineteen years ago)

oh baby!

― dr lulu (dr lulu), Thursday, 16 March 2006 23:53 (nineteen years ago)

Sex 4x better than C on Ts? I think not.

more like 100x better.

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Friday, 17 March 2006 02:49 (nineteen years ago)

i remember being made aware of this prevalent cumsock by jaymc awhile ago and i still don't get it. i'm a guy and i still think it's fairly gross. once that stuff is out of me it needs to disappear ASAP. wtf why would you want to preserve the remains like some sort of disturbing amber fossil?

― oops (Oops), Friday, 17 March 2006 03:50 (nineteen years ago)

You guys have it all wrong, socks are nature's napkins, not jizzmops. And I've never had that yellow stain issue with sweat or anything else, weirdos.

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Friday, 17 March 2006 03:57 (nineteen years ago)

I fail to see how sturdy, pre-moistened ass-wipes are embarassing. I mean, you don't have to call them "ass-wipes".

I use baby wipes frequently. Dry TP LEAVES A RESIDUE OF FECES ON EVERY MAN AND WOMAN WHO POOPS. I don't want residue. If I don't have a baby wipe handy, I use other means.

Some guys don't rub their dicks with scratchy, thick, filthy, used items of clothing dude, contrary to what you seem to believe.

You don't rub your dick on it! I'm tired of arging this with someone who does not even own the equipment.

Exactly! After coming semen is not on your dick--it's either on your belly or thumb or floor, so sock to cock contact is minimal.

Re. Shaking off pee---I don't wear white underwear, but I never had stains when I did. When a dude shakes there is leverage (resulting from the length of the penis as--opposed to females' internal urethra) that slings pee away. Sure there might be a minute drop, but not enough to stain.

― whiskeytangofoxtrot (unclejessjess), Friday, 17 March 2006 07:45 (nineteen years ago)

Well, but TS: Shooting vs. Dribbling [You should know by now its not very work safe here]

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 17 March 2006 08:11 (nineteen years ago)

When a dude shakes there is leverage [...] that slings pee away

Onto the wall, your trousers, your face, ANYWHERE. Just dab it!

― JimD (JimD), Friday, 17 March 2006 14:21 (nineteen years ago)

...and people object to threads about menstration? WTF?

― The Boring Machine (kate), Friday, 17 March 2006 14:25 (nineteen years ago)

Were are discussing important issues here!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 17 March 2006 15:39 (nineteen years ago)

Were are discussing importan tissues here!

― dr lulu (dr lulu), Friday, 17 March 2006 16:22 (nineteen years ago)

I don't think that people object to CLEARLY-MARKED threads about menstruation, Kate, which if you'll remember was the actual bone of contention.

Or rather, people who click on clearly-marked menstruation threads to go "EW MENSTRUATION" are probably bored and trying to amuse themselves as opposed to attempting to surpress your rights a WWM (Woman With Menses).

― Dan (Just Saying) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 17 March 2006 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

Exactly! After coming semen is not on your dick--it's either on your belly or thumb or floor, so sock to cock contact is minimal.

why the fuck do I seem to know more about where cum goes than dudes do. WTF is the matter with you people? Psycho internet shut ins. IF THIS IS TRUE THEN WHY ARE YOU ALL ARGUING THAT WE CAN'T USE TISSUES FOR THIS PURPOSE COS YOU DON'T WANT TISSUE BITS STUCK TO YR KNOB HEAD, DIRECT QUOTE FROM UP THREAD??? Hello??? Get one (1) consistent excuse for being disturbing, disgusting, filthy bastards. Or get one (1) paper towel or wet wipe for fuck's sake! I know for some of you that might get to be a verrrrrrry expensive thing but jesus god how gross is this? Seriously? If you guys ran out of TP would you A) grab a paper towel B) wipe shit on your pants? Come on.

xpost

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 17 March 2006 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

Even shooters dribble the last couple bits usually. And even dribblers sometimes shoot. The idea that you're all just magically dick-clean when you jerk off and you're rubbing filthy socks on your bellies (sooooooo much better, you're all correct btw) is actually making me laugh almost as hard as that ATF Kids site did.

Well not really but kind of.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 17 March 2006 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

so, these people are coming on their stomachs and wiping off w/ a sock

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 17 March 2006 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.muchmusic.com/tv/personalities/images/content/img_ed.jpg

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 17 March 2006 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

apparently!! hottt

xpost

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 17 March 2006 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

kenan I think 99% of ilx trusts my opinion on sexual matters more than they trust yours, despite your supposed owning of some type of equipment.

Um.... I dunno. Kenan is pretty open about his considerable interest in the prurient arts, whereas you state publicly that hate sex. So I kinda trust Kenan more I think.

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 17 March 2006 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

that YOU hate sex, sorry.

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 17 March 2006 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

uh ally said that like 5 years ago! i think she's prob changed her mind since then.

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 17 March 2006 17:49 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, she broke up with that dude.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 17 March 2006 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

are tom and ally still engaged? i feel like i missed about 1 1/2 years of the ilx soap opera.

― amateurist0, Friday, 17 March 2006 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

blowjob = sex x 16

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 17 March 2006 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

anal = sex x 5,483

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 17 March 2006 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

well, "the new world" IS a long movie.

xpost that sounds fairly accurate

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 17 March 2006 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

i bet 9/10ths of the ilx soap opera never really even gets alluded to on here, which is prob for the best. (xxxpost)

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 17 March 2006 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

i cant believe some of these guys actually use socks.

― AaronK (AaronK), Friday, 17 March 2006 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

Exactly! No inconsistency at all. I said sock-cock contact was MINIMAL, not non-existant. So you can use the leg part of the sock for a quick dab.

This is all really not complicated, except in the explanation.

Also, slinging pee is really not a problem. Certainly less splashing than what you get just from peeing.

― whiskeytangofoxtrot (unclejessjess), Friday, 17 March 2006 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

Since I went low carb I stopped using bread for cleanup and switched to lettuce.

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Friday, 17 March 2006 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

Iceberg or endive?

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 17 March 2006 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

Romaine, it's softer.

― Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Friday, 17 March 2006 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.tasteuk.com/store/images/salad.gif

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 17 March 2006 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

i just eat my slurry.

― whiskeytangofoxtrot (unclejessjess), Friday, 17 March 2006 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

I don't think you'd wanna do it with arugala because that is already pretty bitter, you'd need like maybe boston butterhead for ultimate satisfaction.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 17 March 2006 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

(unclejessjessjess I am really just teasing you but I think the point you are missing that a couple people including myself are making is that even taking the cleanest sock and only doing minimal rubbing is really pretty disgusting to some of us)

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 17 March 2006 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

The sock brigade could solve their tissue problems by not being cheap rolls. You have to go with that Charmin three-play lotion-soft-aloe shit.

― Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Friday, 17 March 2006 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

Ah, the vaunted "luxury wank."

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 17 March 2006 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

xp: "by not buying" not being.

― Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Friday, 17 March 2006 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

I say go with wet wipes. Disinfect that shit, yo, you don't know where yr hand's been.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 17 March 2006 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

I keep a goose around the house for the 'luxury wank'.

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Friday, 17 March 2006 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

luxury wank:
http://www.askmen.com/love/product_guide/pictures/39_product_review.JPG

― Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Friday, 17 March 2006 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

how do you even get the sock in there?!

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 17 March 2006 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

the chicago thread folks were just talking about this in a bar recently.

― whiskeytangofoxtrot (unclejessjess), Friday, 17 March 2006 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

The sock people are helping save the rainforest. It's okay by me, but I don't need to know about it.

I used to know a guy that had a "special towel" that he always used for this purpose, and never washed. He had some kind of emotional attachment to it I think. I only found out about this because his girlfriend told everyone at school. Then some of his friends dared each other to try and steal it from his room. They found it, eventually, and it was like a big crispy bath towel.

― c a t h y (Cathy), Friday, 17 March 2006 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

God bless Phil Hartman

http://snl.jt.org/arc/imp/PhHa-Telly%20Savalas.jpg

So, what are you waiting for? Take it from Telly - this card opens a lot of doors! Well, I gotta go. I have a date with a Marilyn Chambers classic. [ kisses videotape ] Oh, yeah.. ohhhh, yeah!!

― kingfish da notorious teletabby (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 17 March 2006 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

The 'special crusty towel' just made my stomach turn. ugh ugh ugh.

― Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Friday, 17 March 2006 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

oh my god that towel story is so gross. He never WASHED it? I'm ok with this special towel concept of not being that gross however you gotta wash that at least once a week.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 17 March 2006 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

tho since this occurred at school, this might just mean he didn't know how to do laundry himself and didn't want his mom to find out what he was doing to her nice towel. TS just being a disgusting typical male vs being horribly, horribly ashamed. Nice!

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 17 March 2006 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

which would be better as substitute catch-sock: extra towel or extra pillow case?

― kingfish da notorious teletabby (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 17 March 2006 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

that towel could probably make more people than there are in china

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 17 March 2006 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

i think sexual pleasure may be percieved on a log scale. so 4x the enzymes for some people may only be slightly better feeling for some.

― AaronK (AaronK), Friday, 17 March 2006 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

ok well that just told everyone in the world what kingfish does with his spermies.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 17 March 2006 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

hey, even sea monkeys get lonely and need some new friends from time to time

― kingfish da notorious teletabby (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 17 March 2006 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

OH! I started to write this last night but forgot. It is a disturbing story involving socks, stains and masturbation, but not in the way you think.

I got a phone call from a former co-worker who was a gaaaaay really stupid country boy, but he didn't know he was gay. He asked me if I was and then awkwardly asked for me to show him the ropes. He was 24 and a virgin and horny.

He came over and we talked. He didn't know very basic sexual terminology. He didn't know what "cumming" meant. When he talked about orgasming (also a word he didn't know) he called it "jacking off."

He showed me his underwear which were (at one point) white. They were thoroughly yellow b/c he would come in them and then leave them on.

He asked me to have sex with him b/c he was really desperate to try sex. BUT he really wanted me to wear colored socks while we did it b/c that is what his uncle would wear while he touched him when he was a kid.

Rural NC was a special place.

― whiskeytangofoxtrot (unclejessjess), Friday, 17 March 2006 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

Brokeback Laundry

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 17 March 2006 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

Hi Jesse.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 17 March 2006 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

All I'll say is that I had no idea people were so anti-sock. I'm just thinking of all the tissue I would waste, though.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 17 March 2006 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

Hi John! We're being open!

― whiskeytangofoxtrot (unclejessjess), Friday, 17 March 2006 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

I walked past your place of employment about an hour ago, btw.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 17 March 2006 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

BUT he really wanted me to wear colored socks while we did it b/c that is what his uncle would wear while he touched him when he was a kid.
I really want to excelsior this, but on the other hand...

― Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Friday, 17 March 2006 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

maybe it's the not washing things immediately that causes the staining though I have a hard time believing a bunch of dudes who'd jizz up spare socks are THAT dilligent about their laundry.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 17 March 2006 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, I totally didn't log out then. If you ever google my name and find this thread, towel boy, I am sorry.

what's even worse about the towel story is that the girlfriend knew about the towel because he insisted on using it for cleanup every time they had sex.

― Cathy (Cathy), Friday, 17 March 2006 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

For a second I thought you said *SHE* insisted on using it and my vision of the universe was about to die.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 17 March 2006 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

"no, wipe me with your special towel"

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Friday, 17 March 2006 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

one girlfriend i had would always get up after sex, go to the bathroom and come back with a warm washcloth to clean us both up. nothing else about that relationship was all that great, but the warm washcloths were nice.

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Friday, 17 March 2006 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

Can we take a moment to back up to:
"boston butterhead for ultimate satisfaction"
which is better-than-excelsior-quality?
It's neighborhoodie-goodie.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 17 March 2006 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

The warm washcloth thing sounds really sweet.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 17 March 2006 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

My experience is that after cleanup they have more of a salty taste.

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Friday, 17 March 2006 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

jizz is totally not salty. i can tell you that that is a common misconception. i have NEVER encountered a salty taste, and i've tasted samples from more than a few sources.

― whiskeytangofoxtrot (unclejessjess), Saturday, 18 March 2006 06:40 (nineteen years ago)

more bitter if anything

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Saturday, 18 March 2006 07:22 (nineteen years ago)

It, you know, depends.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 18 March 2006 10:17 (nineteen years ago)

That reminds me of a joke.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 18 March 2006 17:04 (nineteen years ago)

If there's some yellow dried stuff, someone's not drinking enough water! Try comparing mid-afternoon piss when you've been drinking water all day (nearly clear) to post-drinking hangover piss (dark enough to make you wonder if the beer even digested).

― mike h. (mike h.), Saturday, 18 March 2006 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

Uh, semen, not piss, is staining things yellow. Is the theory. I think.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 18 March 2006 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

i never have piss stains and i certainly do NOT dab.

― whiskeytangofoxtrot (unclejessjess), Sunday, 19 March 2006 08:01 (nineteen years ago)

The best thing is to combine sex with masturbation:
Probably to biggest contribution of pornography to real-life sex (cumshot that is)

― dare there, Wednesday, 22 March 2006 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

Yes society has improved muchly for that.

I actually don't understand people who make a big effort to clean up post sex. I mean, it seems kinda clinical?

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 16:10 (nineteen years ago)

Well, only if it involves having a shower and that (almost 'let's return to the pre-sex clean state')

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

Actually that's the kind of clean up that disturbs me the most, wiping off drip from down your legs is one thing but like the ultra-thorough wet washcloths or shower people kind of weird me a little bit. Obviously there are some exception circumstances, and I guess if you are having sex in the shower that's different.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 16:22 (nineteen years ago)

Ally, I dated someone who was really into the clean-up and the return to fully-dressed normalcy and could NOT chillax, which made me very sad. But I think the washcloth is a different and much more thoughtful sort of gesture and sort of an enjoyable thing on its own so I give that a pass.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 16:26 (nineteen years ago)

"chillax"!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 16:41 (nineteen years ago)

Dude I dated a guy who made us take a shower every time we had sex. Like, I mean, if we had sex 3 times in a row they'd have to be interrupted with showers. If it was 3 am, so what, showers. It was weird as hell. It was really, really creepy actually.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

YOU WIN.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

Gawd, was there brillo involved? Did he insist on shedding a whole epidermal layer each time?

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

I don't even remember there being soap involved! Just him sitting in the shower, staring off into space. GALLERY OF WINNERS.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

Be nice, Tracer -- you are going to be stuck in a car with me for hours and hours.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 17:48 (nineteen years ago)

I knew a couple of people who both insisted on taking a bath before sex - they didn't want to touch those dirty parts on anyone unless they were fresh from a bath.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

Sex IN the shower is far more fun then pre- or post-coital washing.

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

there is something to be said for the taste & smell of a freshly washed vagina that can not be said for an unwashed one.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

Laurel I was not makin fun! You need to CHILLAX

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

NO FIGHTING NEXT WEEKEND

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

Where are you guys going?

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

Colombia.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

Hee. BUT MOOOOOOM, TRACER THREW MY SHOE OUT THE WINDOOWWWW.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

I need to post this picture of Tom Ford and this thread seems like a winner.

http://kollegedaily.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/tomford2.jpg

― Je4nne Æ’urÂ¥ (Je4nne Fury), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

OTM!

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

Is that a steering wheel or a car buffer?

― Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

Showers? Baths? Buffers? WTF ever happened to rolling over and going to sleep?

― phil d. (Phil D.), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

gone, with all shreds of our masculinity.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

Rolling over!? Be a man! Just pass out in whatever position you were in when you came.

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

Well, there's momentum to deal with, that'll usually roll you over on its own.

― phil d. (Phil D.), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

If you're doing it correctly, anyway.

― phil d. (Phil D.), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

Good ol' Mo Mentum.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

I had a NSFW dream concerning Tracer Hand that was most likely inspired by this thread :/

― Mary (Mary), Thursday, 23 March 2006 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

What were you doing dreaming at work?

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 23 March 2006 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

I think it's pretty hot to nestle in each other's love juices, but if I'm alone I don't really want it on me. And if cum is allowed to linger for a few hours without drying it STINKS TO HIGH HEAVEN. (If you ever have a quickie and quickly put away your wang or cooch in underwear and pants, the drippings will just sit there and ferment. Especially if you're a dude with plenty of foreskin. GAK.)

― whiskeytangofoxtrot (unclejessjess), Thursday, 23 March 2006 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

You're uncut? Or you've been with uncut guys?

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 23 March 2006 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

Alone clean up vs sex clean up are two totally different things. I understand dude aloneness clean up.

xpost jaymc party foul

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 23 March 2006 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

File -> Save

― Dan (File Updated) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 23 March 2006 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

For the record, I wouldn't ask that question of most ILXors, except Jesse has been known to shove his tongue down my throat upon occasion, so I figure it's fair game.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 23 March 2006 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

You're uncut? Or you've been with uncut guys?

I'm cut, but I bunch up a lot when flaccid (ultra-grower, not show-er). And I have been with uncut guys. And they fucking rock my world. I love uncut dingdong like I love life itself.

― whiskeytangofoxtrot (unclejessjess), Thursday, 23 March 2006 21:08 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.cybercandy.co.uk/acatalog/1720.jpg

― Dan (Knock Yerself Out) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 23 March 2006 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.brushcreek.com/images/mags/fq35full.jpg

― whiskeytangofoxtrot (unclejessjess), Thursday, 23 March 2006 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

That's not me, btw.

― whiskeytangofoxtrot (unclejessjess), Thursday, 23 March 2006 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

I seriously thought that said "Ian Chappell's My Wonderful Foreskin". Crikey!

― dr lulu (dr lulu), Thursday, 23 March 2006 21:48 (nineteen years ago)

http://search.liga.kiev.ua/IMAGES/tretya_sila_med.jpg

― StanM (StanM), Thursday, 23 March 2006 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

I seriously thought that said "Ian Chappell's My Wonderful Foreskin". Crikey!

It does, doesn't it?

― Daddy's Little Duder (unclejessjess), Thursday, 23 March 2006 22:34 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, Chappell.

― Daddy's Little Duder (unclejessjess), Thursday, 23 March 2006 22:34 (nineteen years ago)

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