Christopher Walken Signs All The Money: DC Metro Area Thread 9

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― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 13:18 (nineteen years ago)

"Even so, washing after intercourse is at least some precaution against AIDS

Um, I can't imagine that the kind of washing that would be required for this to be true would be preferable to, you know, condom.

Oh god, now I have "Lysol Douche" in my head. Great.

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 13:35 (nineteen years ago)

Ally it is so nice outside, maybe that is a little bit happy face emoticon? But hey we should drink, that makes everything so much better.

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 13:36 (nineteen years ago)

for what it's worth i liked the other thread title

― ...122 hours of beer (part 2) (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 13:37 (nineteen years ago)

I heard on NPR this morning that if we all drink four cups of coffee a day our livers will be just fine with the alcohol abuse. PROVEN BY SCIENCE.

Hi ZR? Are you happy with your life?

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 13:37 (nineteen years ago)

Coffee everyone--seriously! Get some now! (Tea no good, by the way).

http://archinte.ama-assn.org/cgi/content/short/166/11/1190

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 13:39 (nineteen years ago)

The book also states that the douche is an acceptable method of woman's contraception, the only problem being that teenage girls do not tend to carry these with them.

Feel better Allz.

― Mary (Mary), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 13:41 (nineteen years ago)

So basically if you just work your kidneys to the bone and piss 40 times a day you have less chance of toxins sticking around long enough to do lasting damage.

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 13:48 (nineteen years ago)

In Jr. High it was generally accepted that a can of Diet Coke would do the job in a pinch. Fortunately kids seem to have ready access to those things.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 13:50 (nineteen years ago)

xpost

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 13:53 (nineteen years ago)

Oddly, Stephen, it made sense either way.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 13:54 (nineteen years ago)

SODA DOUCHE.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 14:28 (nineteen years ago)

POP DOUCHE?

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 14:31 (nineteen years ago)

POP DOUCHE TO HAWKWIND

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 14:31 (nineteen years ago)

hawkwind are so awesome

― ...122 hours of beer (part 2) (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

Fort Reno schedule is up. Set aside Thursday, August 3 as a day of feasts and celebration.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

Sometimes I feel like Fort Reno Schedule announcement day is a bigger deal then any of the individual shows. BUT NOT THIS YEAR. Hard Tomorrows, Georgie James, The Fake Accents? I wouldn't want to be the "TBA" to follow that.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

More like TBPwned.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

also q, yeah, i think i'm fairly happy with my life at the moment. i'm a little on the poor end of things right now thanks to recording costs (DIY is fucking expensive!), and of course i have a whole host of neuroses and complexes and self-defeating behaviors that are never going away just like everyone else does, but i've got my shit together about as well as i've ever had it right now. i'm happy w/my girlfriend, i'm happy with my friends and social life and housing situation, work is at least bearable if boring, i love my band and everyone in it, and i actually might accomplish a legitimate thing-i've-always-wanted-to-do (releasing record). but i just drank a lot of coffee so some of this is probably the dopamine talking.

also this is something to be very happy about: http://abclocal.go.com/wtvd/story?section=triangle&id=4265345

― ...122 hours of beer (part 2) (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 15:14 (nineteen years ago)

But hey we should drink, that makes everything so much better.

so--who's gonna be thirsty this evening?

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 15:23 (nineteen years ago)

I am always thirsty! And I am upping my coffee consumption for just this reason!

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

I LIKE MY LIFE TOO

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 15:59 (nineteen years ago)

http://stobie.home.sprynet.com/image/pro-life.gif

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

GET THAT SHIT OFF THE BOARD, YO!

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 16:22 (nineteen years ago)

I'm sorry I said "yo." Just bear in mind that I work in HIV for an administration that doesn't condone the condom.

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

p3t3's got a quasi-d4+3, pete's got a quasi-d4+3

(don't tell anyone)

― ...122 hours of beer (part 2) (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

I imagine you stomping around in the HIV in waders like you're making wine

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 16:25 (nineteen years ago)

I imagine me taking a whole minute to decipher ZR's pizost

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 16:26 (nineteen years ago)

ahahah mookie look who is a drunkie:

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/draft2006/news/story?id=2482061

ahahahahaha!

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 16:31 (nineteen years ago)

this calls for respek knuckles.

http://www.infonexus.com/respek-knuckles.gif

go p3+3!!!!!!!

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 16:31 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.awn.com/mag/issue1.4/images/disney-hunchback/disney16.gif
Quasi date.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

I'm confused about this Pete/date thing. Clarification, plz!

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 16:40 (nineteen years ago)

haha, when he's done with whatever he's doing he's probably gonna be pissed off at me.

― ...122 hours of beer (part 2) (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

Next FAP at the site of Pete's date, obv.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

ZR, A. never got you for "Pope Yes," did she? So maybe you will be safe!

Probably not, though.

xpost to SX ahahahahaha (at quasi, too)

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

Guys if I was single I would totally go on dates with random dudes from matchdotcom just so that ya'll could have FAP amusement.

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

THAT'S HOW MUCH I HEART YOU!

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 16:46 (nineteen years ago)

You know what, I'ma start doing that anyway. Except I'll use eHarmony cos I'd like my objects of ridicule to be emotionally compatible with me on the 37 levels, you know?

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 16:46 (nineteen years ago)

p3+3 = d4+3?
p3 = d4
p = d4*(1/3)

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

jesus, people really want a place to live in DC, don't they? i posted an ad for a new roomie for my house about two hours ago and already have 11 responses.

― ...122 hours of beer (part 2) (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

That would be great if all of the people attempting to fuck around with eHarmony got matched together.

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

OK maybe I'd up the ante and go nervedotcom. Because the chances of my pulling a total freak would be pretty good, I bet.

xpost ZR, pls to post answers to roomie questionnaires here and we will pick perfect roomie for you!

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

get a new roomate on eharmony!

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

Let's just go to the "Anything Goes" section of CraigsList and see what that scores us.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

^^^ not too far from my other roommate's ideal scenario

― ...122 hours of beer (part 2) (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

jesus, people really want a place to live in DC, don't they? i posted an ad for a new roomie for my house about two hours ago and already have 11 responses.

which explains why, when i was looking for a sublet, all the inquiries I sent to craigslist ads could've just as usefully gone into a black hole.

― pleased to mitya (mitya), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

hi, dc thread.

does anyone want a late night shots invite? i want to give a bunch away before they delete my profile again.

― p@reene (Pareene), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 17:23 (nineteen years ago)

Judging from what my observations at Ms. Significant's alma mater this weekend, going to strangers' high school reunions would be a great way to find your soulmate, especially if you're into emotionally vulnerable divorcees with kids.

After a few free beers total strangers kept trying to convince me we'd sat next to each other in Mechanical Drawing II during the first Bush administration.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

Stephen you must have gotten about a lifetime's worth of exemplary-significant points for going to that thing!

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

plz to explain 4lex?

― ...122 hours of beer (part 2) (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

I hope so, but teasing her sullen ex-boyfriends was really reward enough. Plus watching cowboys dance to "Word Up".

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

HEY BROS!

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

ju5+ 4 pr05p3¢+ dud35

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

you referred to it as a pr0+0 d4+3, so that's not too big a leap to qu4$1, is it?

― ...122 hours of beer (part 2) (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 17:41 (nineteen years ago)

also are you driving tomorrow? and do you have any interest in seeing anyone other than pissed jeans? i don't really care, but obvs the earlier we can get back the better for my thurdsay crunch.

― ...122 hours of beer (part 2) (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

i wanna see TNV for sure, but not necessarily the country teasers - noize advises we do, but driving logistics seems to say we shouldnt. ill totally drive - maybe you and IV can gimme a couple bucks for gas, but no biggie, cause im gonna go no matter what

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

yeah yeah toll/gas money was part of the equation i figured. but i plan on being in no shape to drive, neither up nor back, so that's good news.

― ...122 hours of beer (part 2) (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

late nite shots = the capitools pseudo-facebook social networking site. invite only, and countless douchebag pics for hours of amusement. or like 20 minutes of amusement and then despair for the rest of the afternoon.

― p@reene (Pareene), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

OOH OOH DESPAIR

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

i could use 20 minutes of amusement and then despair for the rest of the afternoon!

― ...122 hours of beer (part 2) (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

20min. amusement + despair for N sounds like every morning at my job

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

wow, this is already annoying and i haven't even looked at a picture yet

― ...122 hours of beer (part 2) (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

oh I wanna invite

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

― ...122 hours of beer (part 2) (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

god

― ...122 hours of beer (part 2) (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pandora's_Box

― p@reene (Pareene), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

the pictures for the people who like to go to the big hunt are kind of awesome. the pictures for the bars around the big hunt (lucky, esl, etc) remind me why we never go there ever. for a closed social network it would appear the only requirement for entry is that you be white

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

oh wow some guy actually posted "I'd Duke her" irt a photo of a girl with cleavage drinking straight from a fifth of jack daniels upstairs at the reef. bombs over baghdad.

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

ok Tuomas.

I can't figure out this website for the life of me, maybe I should do this tomorrow instead of today.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

ooh god nevermind. I never want to go to the big hunt again.

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

what should I put for my varsity sport, guys?

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

ferret-legging

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

Where shall we fete Tim H. then? Dupont is fine with me. Anywhere is fine with me.

Geez, how many girlfriends does Pete need? :)

If I wanted to go on a date, which site should I use (besides Ilx obviously)?

― Mary (Mary), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

I'll fete Time H. anywhere, anytime!

OKOK I want an invite too!!

Mary, were it me I'd use salon's personals. Maybe. I haven't really investigated this. Not craigslist, that's for sure!

Pete you R heartbreaker.

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

yep, yep, there's that despair i was waiting on

― ...122 hours of beer (part 2) (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

Happy Hours
Drink Specials
Bar Pictures
Restaurants
Bars
Party Photos
Events
Parties

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

That's from the LNS Web site, btw.

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

I thought that Salon and Nerve were the same thing? Let me check.

― Mary (Mary), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

Patrick Bateman

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

screenshot pls!

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

That chick is everywhere with the LNCapitools.

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

Y'all are mean.

― Mary (Mary), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

Oh yeah I think salon and nerve merged. Geez, there must be a better dating site somewhere! FWIW, I've been to at least one matchdotcom wedding. And, you know, A&T are kinda an internet couple, n'est pas?

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

http://home.gwu.edu/~tombot/LNS.JPG

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

http://home.gwu.edu/~tombot/spinningFM.gif

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

Daer Eric Patlovich,

Get well soon! Sorry about yr teeth! Wear a helmet next time!

xo
Ally

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

What's going on with that garter pic?

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

"Hunt Hackett"

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

"Age 3"

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

this site seems much less of a hivemind thing than I thought. Then again anything that isn't in like the 8 major white kid bar 'hoods and Rosslyn (Ecch) is "The Boonies."

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

"Mr. Potomac"

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

Geez, how many girlfriends does Pete need? :)
Pete you R heartbreaker.

PLEASSE DELETE ZR

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

SERIOUSLY - I TRIED TO SAY I LIVED IN COLUMBIA HEIGHTS (MORE OR LESS THE TRUTH), AND IT WAS ALL, "DONT YOU MEAN CAPITOL HILL??!!!1"

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

Pete you R heartbreaker.

OTM

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahahahahaha wtf

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

Pls to list 8 major white kid bar 'hoods! I've not counted!

Pete, you can't delete jesus.

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

DELETE INTERNET

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

haw
Brookland and Columbia Heights can't be chosen as home neighborhoods, but U Street can, which should put to rest the notion that that area remains on the hip fringe.

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

I don't see why Pete is not entitled to have a girlfriend.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

it's cause he lives in THE BOONIES

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

I don't care if he does live in Capitol Hill, he's not a jackass, I've never seen him wear a striped shirt OR a polo, and he plays drums. He should have one girlfriend. Leave him alone, dudes!

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

SAVE A BRO RIDES AGAIN

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

GET ONE (1) GIRLFRIEND, BRO

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

MAYBE TWO.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

2 HOES IS 2 MUCH 4 1 BRO

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

I HAVE NO GIRLFRIENDS

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

or is that 2 hoes R 2 much 4 1 bro? damnz.

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

Neither do I ;_;

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

KILLY HAS A BOYFRIEND

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

yo john

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

aight im out

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

ASIA HIPSTERS SAY RELAX

http://photo-origin.tickle.com/image/115/7/3/O/115731852O889976744.jpg

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 00:49 (nineteen years ago)

PEACE DUDE

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 01:16 (nineteen years ago)

YR SONGS WERE SO AWESOME

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 01:21 (nineteen years ago)

hi guys,

looks like i'm going to be up in heeere soon

http://state.starcrossonline.com/images/doug.jpg

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 02:39 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/area51/cavern/8747/douglock1.jpg

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 03:47 (nineteen years ago)

DARIA I HAVE GOOGLE ANALYTICS INVITE FOR YOU DO YOU STILL NEED IT

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 11:45 (nineteen years ago)

wow today is the day everything is crowded and I don't get my coffee until after 9am and I'm wearing pants that I forgot they fit fit so tight amongst the kiwis and I just got shooting pains from my abdomen into my chest and shoulder!

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 12:21 (nineteen years ago)

NO ITS OK THEY SENT IT THE SAME DAY
thx

― dar1a g (daria g), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 13:29 (nineteen years ago)

what the hell is google analytics?

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 13:32 (nineteen years ago)

toy for webmonkey

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 13:44 (nineteen years ago)

coffee!!

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 13:45 (nineteen years ago)

ok now someone who isn't drunk.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 13:48 (nineteen years ago)

its all these google programs that havent been publically released, like beta-testing, i guess? my friend's sister works there, so im on the inside.

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 13:58 (nineteen years ago)

analytics isn't a beta though.
it's basically a fancy hitcounter you can use on your webpages. urchin.js!

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 14:02 (nineteen years ago)

i use notebook - isnt that still in beta?

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 14:03 (nineteen years ago)

oh wait am i thinking of google labs, which maybe is totally publically accessible?

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 14:05 (nineteen years ago)

it's like sitemeter with a billion extra toys and features.

is one of you "WhatWhat" on the late nite shots thing? because you are now my "drinking buddy."

first one of you to become a pillar of the community get a drink on me.

― p@reene (Pareene), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 14:19 (nineteen years ago)

check yr email al3x

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 14:26 (nineteen years ago)

dirrty pillars

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

wtf zr has a drinking buddy who looks like one of the people who belong on there.
who is whatwhat? thoiiiid base! etc.

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 14:52 (nineteen years ago)

who are these people?

― ...122 hours of beer (part 2) (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

laser friends from outer shamgod

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

I don't have any drinkingbuddies? How does this site even work?

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

You have 3 drinking buddies, me, p3+3 and Zachary.

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 15:03 (nineteen years ago)

oh.

hrm.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 15:03 (nineteen years ago)

I want in! Ally do you have invites to hand out now that you are in with the LNS crowd?

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 15:14 (nineteen years ago)

whatwhat is a bro to end all seasons

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 15:22 (nineteen years ago)

man, my head hurts like a bitch

― ...122 hours of beer (part 2) (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 15:25 (nineteen years ago)

I sent an invite!

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 15:25 (nineteen years ago)

THX BUDDY

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 15:27 (nineteen years ago)

THX BUDDIEYS:

http://img.slate.com/media/1/123125/2120134/050612_sm_thx1138_ex.jpg

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.wfa.org/newsletter/archive/2003/0329_030718/thankfulness.gif

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 15:33 (nineteen years ago)

hey guys this picture is called "thankfulness for doors"
http://imago.hitherby.com/archives/thanks-doors.jpg

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

I can't wait to have kids so I can cover my house in crap like that and be like, "Do you see my child's staggering achievements?"

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 15:36 (nineteen years ago)

SENSATIONAL

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 15:38 (nineteen years ago)

"Do you see my child's staggering breaks from reality?"

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 15:38 (nineteen years ago)

my parents were really proud of my elementary school "what i'm thankful for" drawing due to my choosing tow very, very important things to celebrate: peanut butter and my skull.

― ...122 hours of beer (part 2) (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 15:40 (nineteen years ago)

two, rather

― ...122 hours of beer (part 2) (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 15:40 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/28/66410584_b6c0fe3789_m.jpg

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 15:40 (nineteen years ago)

MY PRECIOUS

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 15:40 (nineteen years ago)

ZR, you should change the name of yr band to Peanut Butter Skull.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 15:41 (nineteen years ago)

you know, i just might do that. actually it has a pleasing sound to it, maybe pete and i can start yet another theoretical side project.

― ...122 hours of beer (part 2) (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

Guys, Screech needs our help!

http://getdshirts.com/the_story.html

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 15:56 (nineteen years ago)

wow that's a jacked up story.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

Q are you "drunkie drinkie"?

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

I mean that's not even really a question that anybody should have to ask, is it. What a rude selection of hangouts, tho.

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 17:48 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah I was having a hard time deciding between Hooters and ESPNZone as my #1.

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

Why isn't there an entertaining message bored or something on that site? Or is there one and I'm just missing it???

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

I like that ESPNZone is actually listed as some kind of establishment you'd want to enter while Wonderland is AWOL.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

there's nothing. ppl post dumb comments under dumb pictures and they regurgitate headlines of interest to dc area law students/capitools.

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

Polly Esther's is on there too and it's been closed since the spring FFS.

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

wow Ally going to Columbia puts you in the gang with the karate attorney and some girl with a 24-karat name

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

WTF is up with "brush up against"? Someone brush me so I can see what happens!

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

dude now there are two drunkie drinkies.

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

I'm so confused.

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

They're both me. I forgot my first password and used a fake e-mail so I couldn't access my profile again. Who R U? Where R Ally and ZR and Petey?

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

Ahahah got it!

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

the preformatted message selections for "brush up against" are, like, whoa.

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

GUYS CHECK OUT THE MSGS INVOLVED IN BRUSHING UP AGAINST SOMEONE WTF!!! XPOSTS!!!

q make me yr drinking buddy already!

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

http://dc.latenightshots.com/photos/mp_2270.jpg

I wanna brush up against this guy, he looks sensitive.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

caption on photo: Me playing some Dave Matthews on my new guitar.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

OMG FOR REAL??

i just told someone that i liked what was developing. should we message random people??

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

YES I'm gonna target this guy http://dc.latenightshots.com/profile.php?pid=1119

I mean his 8th favorite bar/club is RFK Stadium, he's gotta be awesome!!!

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

dude dude I saw that dave matthews guy too. my jesus

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

I am so so tempted to msg random ppl. Ally I will add you as soon as I figure out how to do that. How did ZR end up with that blondie as a drinking buddy???

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

ZR is some kinda pimp.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

http://dc.latenightshots.com/photos/mp_2216.jpg

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

That's a Bud Light, isn't it?

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

wow you got past the shorts and the tucked in jersey?

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

I wonder how long before we all get deleted

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

I go away for an afternoon of meetings and this is what I find.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

Stephen are you cool enough to be in our LNS circle?

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

Alex Dolat 06/13/06 2:37 PM
I'm sorry to see J.J. get that terrible DWI. I knew he blew....it, but I didn't know he could blow above a 1.5 on the breathalizer.

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

6/13 a day that will live in infamy

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

Things I'm Good At: I live in ARLINGTON, don't know why they don't have that as an option! and I'm good at everything, I am the freakin MASTER

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

HAS ANYONE SEEN THE 92 PERSONAL PHOTOS OF MR. TRENHOLM BOGGS?

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

http://dc.latenightshots.com/photos/mp_1510.jpg

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

http://dc.latenightshots.com/queryview.php?type=GoodAt&val=Flip%20Cup
http://dc.latenightshots.com/queryview.php?type=GoodAt&val=Beer%20Pong

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

HEY COULD SOMEBODY GOOGLE-PROOF TBOGGS' NAME FOR ME?

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

I CAN BLOW 6.0 ON A BREATHALYZER.

My 8th favorite hangout is the yachting-supply store w/bowtie annex.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

OMG OMG TR3NH0LM HAS A FRIEND NAMED TA¢K RI¢HARDSON

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

http://dc.latenightshots.com/profile.php?pid=175

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

couldn't be

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

If I still had Visio I could so go to town making photo-comics of these people captioned by dead kennedys or NWA lyrics.

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

WHOA OK - IM OD'ED ON LNS

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

Oh man either I've been booted for LNS or I've forgotten my pwd AGAIN!

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

I'm so bored already I'm adding comments to all your profiles

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

FAFR?

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

Where are my buddies?

― Seersukkkah Motherfukkah (Stephen X), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

TOM, does this do enough of what visio does? http://dia-installer.sourceforge.net/

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

No I need to be able to import photos and handle text better than I think that will. I don't have local admin on my workbox anymore either :P

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

q what up with you and passwords dude?

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

Goddammit this is LMs fault for making me have six katrillion logins and passwords--I can't remember anything anymore ;_;

OK guys I'm off to the Dogfish Head Alehouse! Is Blob's still happening on Sunday???

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

Oh shit bloblslslb

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah so do we seriously wanna do Blob's on Sunday? WHat time?

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

How am I supposed to afford Rachel's tailgate party at the Courage Cup? It's $85 just for the bus ride!
http://www.mollyguard.com/event/30876352

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.sparkletags.com/Religious/F/fatherpleaseblessmyfriends.gif

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

my current profile page proves I have the coolest friends in the world. Space pancakes #1.

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

WHAT is going ON

send me one (1) invite plz

― dar1a g (daria g), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

If I still had Visio I could so go to town making photo-comics of these people captioned by dead kennedys or NWA lyrics.

SEND ME ONE (1) INVITE I HAVE VISIO, I THINK TEH ORGANIZATION CHART COULD WORK HERE

― dar1a g (daria g), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

Blah, blah, blah, offer, acceptance, foreseeability, follow the directions, everyone passes the bar, blah, blah, blah, I could be a great asset to your company, blah, blah, blah....

Fuck this is NOT the way to be intro'd to a city.

― BLAM, lonley and over-worked in LA (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

what e-mail? I will send invite!

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

Pete, a female friend of yours told me in very decisive terms that you DID NOT live in Arlington. It's so hard to keep up with your locale and romantic status.

Pete's Bro: What type of law would you like to practice?

Q: I got a black-and-white giraffe print bathing suit from Mr. Mizrahi, so let me know when you want to hit the pool.

― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

I would currently like to practice any kind of law which I can get paid for.

Ultimately, I would like to practice estate planning or some related field.

Or Winning-the-Lottery Law. Thats a really lucrative field.

― Big Loud Ape Mountain (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 22:06 (nineteen years ago)

Mary (and other sun [or shade] bathers): yes, pool! I am ready with my way way way overpriced olive bikini! And my awesomely awesome 4X4 inch thigh bruise that Mr. Q says looks like the crab nebula! Which I got crashing my bike into a curb!

Seriously, let's check the forecast for this weekend.

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 23:26 (nineteen years ago)

OK I'm on my third acct at LNS. As quincie. I'm a gonna remember my password this time. Buddy me up, bros.

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 23:48 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/47/167458272_2377efd61b_o.jpg

― Q('.'Q) (eman), Thursday, 15 June 2006 02:36 (nineteen years ago)

buffalo sirloin not all that different from beef sirloin save ease of finding suitably un-marbled lean strip in Mr. Cibola Farmses' icebox.

Q and others: The best passwords are the longest passwords. Like this:
the#1passwordsarelong!
ask NIST.

also will LNS be like Mean Girls? Will we join up as a joke and then turn into capitools ourselves? Turgid.

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Thursday, 15 June 2006 02:43 (nineteen years ago)

I SHARE TOM'S CONCERN - (I DONT WANNA BE) TR3NHOLM B0GGS

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Thursday, 15 June 2006 12:13 (nineteen years ago)

yeah mary, 2005 was tough to pin down for me

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Thursday, 15 June 2006 12:15 (nineteen years ago)

i have no idea how blondie got on my friends list.

― ...122 hours of beer (part 2) (teenagequiet), Thursday, 15 June 2006 12:35 (nineteen years ago)

"no idea"

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Thursday, 15 June 2006 12:37 (nineteen years ago)

last night in philadelphia

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Thursday, 15 June 2006 12:59 (nineteen years ago)

and in Sargento Pimienta

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Thursday, 15 June 2006 13:01 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.achewood.com/comic.php?date=10032002

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Thursday, 15 June 2006 13:02 (nineteen years ago)

the hell! oh no.

ally I will send you gmail when I get a chance

have I mentioned work is making me crazy?

http://members.aol.com/johnmscalzi/explodycat.jpg

― dar1a g (daria g), Thursday, 15 June 2006 13:03 (nineteen years ago)

the song, i believe, was "out of step."

― ...122 hours of beer (part 2) (teenagequiet), Thursday, 15 June 2006 13:05 (nineteen years ago)

btw guys the D4v3 D4nd4r of the pope hat fuckers corporation saga is still ongoing! Yesterday there was a big stupid emergency meeting and the government had to basically chew out d4v3 and his vatican headpiece comrades behind closed doors to get them to share some really frankly pedestrian data with us so that we can, y'know, do our motherfucking job.

I need to get that setup we discussed with Matt @ the TH, with the two shoulder-mounted loudspeakers and the drum machine strapped on my chest, so next time that fucker asks me a stupid question I can just go BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM and complain that he's too quiet.

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Thursday, 15 June 2006 13:09 (nineteen years ago)

guys what is up with this animal srsly

http://photo-origin.tickle.com/image/116/2/9/O/116299241O904896445.jpg

Tom please get a new job.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Thursday, 15 June 2006 15:08 (nineteen years ago)

We need to articulate the problem statement in a little more detail

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Thursday, 15 June 2006 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

whatever

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Thursday, 15 June 2006 15:27 (nineteen years ago)

Ally I agree that floppy lil' doggie doesn't really look like an ACTUAL real, live doggie.

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 15 June 2006 15:39 (nineteen years ago)

I mean it looks like a dog head was photoshopped onto one of those dead animal skins Brian was advertising.

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 15 June 2006 15:40 (nineteen years ago)

eeew yuck. I had blocked that out of my mind.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Thursday, 15 June 2006 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

Weekend sunbathing sounds good. I managed to remove the giant foam implants from my suit so fortunately (or unfortunately) you will not be able to see me with falsies.

― Mary (Mary), Thursday, 15 June 2006 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

Black Cherry Vanilla Coca Cola tastes a lot better than it has any right to.
Also, it is way too nice out today to be at work instead of drinking on a patio. I'm with the two guys I saw earlier hangin' in the shade on a bench here downtown with the forties and the paper bags.

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Thursday, 15 June 2006 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

guys, i feel like im going to die!

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Thursday, 15 June 2006 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

Cholesterol?

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Thursday, 15 June 2006 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

Ladies?

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Thursday, 15 June 2006 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

If you owned this you'd feel better:
http://myspace-012.vo.llnwd.net/00735/21/04/735464012_l.jpg

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Thursday, 15 June 2006 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

not really either - i almost broke my neck in philadelphia last night, and my weeklong participation in the death race has me feeling like dog's shit

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Thursday, 15 June 2006 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

AWWWWWWWW

although yeah ladies too

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Thursday, 15 June 2006 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

Philadelphia is the kind of place where you go to break yr neck, yeah. I still say yr totally a real American hero for taking off postwork to go all the way to Philly, rock out, and then rush back for work today. That's completely savage and what's a few hours of wishing you were dead for legendary "savage" status for, like, weeks?

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Thursday, 15 June 2006 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

dude you guys saw this right? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdXTDovB9K8&search=robot%20kitten

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Thursday, 15 June 2006 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

dude you guys saw this right? http://youtube.com/watch?v=eY7j8XJIn9w

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Thursday, 15 June 2006 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Thursday, 15 June 2006 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

that cat is seriously cuet

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Thursday, 15 June 2006 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

ZR and that cat could trade places in those videos and they'd be virtually identical!

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Thursday, 15 June 2006 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

I wish my kitty played like crazy computer kitty. Or ZR :(

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 15 June 2006 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

dam u camryphones

― ...122 hours of beer (part 2) (teenagequiet), Thursday, 15 June 2006 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

i wont post it anymore times promise

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Thursday, 15 June 2006 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

amazing. my computer at work's got no audio, but i think it works better without it. was there actually minor threat playing at the time?

― matlewis (matlewis), Thursday, 15 June 2006 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

yo bro!

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Thursday, 15 June 2006 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

MAT WITH ONE T YOU ARE THE DUDE!

― ...122 hours of beer (part 2) (teenagequiet), Thursday, 15 June 2006 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

yes yes there was minor threat - theres another video where ivy and zack are simultaneously rocking out

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Thursday, 15 June 2006 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

need to do drinking tonight

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 June 2006 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

I'm quitting drinking.

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 15 June 2006 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

KIDDING!

AAHAHAHAHA

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 15 June 2006 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

I mean, I really don't want to get kicked out of LNS.

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 15 June 2006 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

omg I was concerned!

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 June 2006 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

did you go to DOGFISH HEAD?

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 June 2006 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

Yes! It was v. loud and full of NIST guys in white shirts + ties, but the Shelter Ale was grebt!

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 15 June 2006 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

I think I may Birreria this evening and then over to Aar0n Gr055man's swank bar at Agraria.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 June 2006 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

by the way guys here's Andy W's latest update from his sojourn in LA.

I saw W1n0n4 Ryder yesterday. I was outside her trailer by accident. A movie friend of mine introduced me to a security guard so that I might get on a set as an extra. It was funny, because they were all 'brothers' and the subject 'sex' and 'booty calls' came up. So we were talking about "ass" and "bending his ol' girl over" the way traditional black guys talk about sex, outside her trailer. Then W1n0n4 stuck her head out. It was cool because she scanned my face to see who I was. We actually locked eyes. But I played it cool and kept talking about something else. She actually seemed not too stuck up. Then I got on the net and checked out imdb to see what movie she was filming. Sure enough, character name on her trailer was the same for the movie that was under the title "currently filming". It was all within an hour, so that was kind of surreal.

WELLENSPAWS, everybody.

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Thursday, 15 June 2006 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

traditional black guys???

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 15 June 2006 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

you know, the way they talk about sex.

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Thursday, 15 June 2006 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

um wow dude.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Thursday, 15 June 2006 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

http://img478.imageshack.us/img478/7290/2blmilhisrr2eb.jpg

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 June 2006 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

I was thinking more African tribal. Or something.

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 15 June 2006 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

I must say I have been privileged to never hear anyone say anything about "bending his 'ol girl over" in my life.

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Thursday, 15 June 2006 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

dude that e-mail is really fucked up and not because he was talking to some dude about ass sex.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Thursday, 15 June 2006 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

I know, it's because he's from Wisconsin.

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Thursday, 15 June 2006 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

He totally lost me with the last two sentences.

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 15 June 2006 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

whatever. I'm glad meeting a washed up talentless cap'n bed-an-indie was important enough to repost that, because I'm actually pissed off now. Cheers!

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Thursday, 15 June 2006 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

okay well that's definitely why I reposted it, because I have a crush on winona ryder. cheers.

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Thursday, 15 June 2006 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

Wait is the washed up talentless cap'n bed-an-indie WR or AW?

So confused!

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 15 June 2006 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

Tom, please tell me that by "have a crush" you meant "HAD a crush"!

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 15 June 2006 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

AW is more cap'n save-japan.

xpost plz tell me he meant neither because I already know enough about his taste to be realy offended that he thinks I'm attractive sometimes, never mind if now WR is in the mix, yikes.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Thursday, 15 June 2006 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

fuck this

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Thursday, 15 June 2006 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/276/huh3oc.jpg

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 June 2006 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

What will I do at 6pm? drink or sleep? I do not know yet!

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 June 2006 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

Birreria it is!

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 June 2006 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

oh SNAP I was thinking it was Wednesday. Well, straight to Agraria then.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 June 2006 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

AHAHAHAHAHA! Brian, whenever you post creations my life is improved 600%, srsly!

All I know is that I will never forgive Winona or Ethan Hawke for fucking "Reality Bites."

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 15 June 2006 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

I made a date with Luis at Prat Pratners for tomorrow afternoon--I hope he is good. I just did a 5th grader's social studies homework--it was fun. I want to re-enroll in 5th grade. What is Agraria?

WR is mad hot.

― Mary (Mary), Thursday, 15 June 2006 22:12 (nineteen years ago)

Mary, that's called cheating. I'm afraid this is going to have to go on your permanent record.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Thursday, 15 June 2006 23:17 (nineteen years ago)

So I was in town not five minutes and I saw a LAMERS bus

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 16 June 2006 00:38 (nineteen years ago)

And it looks like I may overlap with Tim here

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 16 June 2006 00:43 (nineteen years ago)

Dammit I wish I was in DC.

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Friday, 16 June 2006 00:44 (nineteen years ago)

I gotta say, I luh dis town

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 16 June 2006 01:09 (nineteen years ago)

Hey - Hopkins St!

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 16 June 2006 01:10 (nineteen years ago)

HAPPY FRIDAY EVERYONE

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Friday, 16 June 2006 12:48 (nineteen years ago)

hey I think I figured out the cure for my insomnia & way to become a morning person! it is five (5) beers + ten (10) cigarettes the night before. then I wake up at 6:15am and get to the office by 8. amazing

― dar1a g (daria g), Friday, 16 June 2006 12:52 (nineteen years ago)

DUDE DAR1A DINOSAUR JR FOR BREAKFAST WORKS TOO

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Friday, 16 June 2006 12:54 (nineteen years ago)

awesomeness afoote at the black cat tonight, dudes. motherfucking BLUE CHEER on the mainstage, and my friendses' sleaze/electro/gay/booty/italo/jack dance nite REACH UP! on the backstage for free.

― ...122 hours of beer (part 2) (teenagequiet), Friday, 16 June 2006 12:58 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.labproductions.com/news/authors/jason/dinosaurjr.jpg

― dar1a g (daria g), Friday, 16 June 2006 13:01 (nineteen years ago)

^^^ GR8ST THING EVER

― ...122 hours of beer (part 2) (teenagequiet), Friday, 16 June 2006 13:05 (nineteen years ago)

Hi hi hi hi hi hi

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 16 June 2006 13:05 (nineteen years ago)

^^^ GR8ST THING EVER

― ...122 hours of beer (part 2) (teenagequiet), Friday, 16 June 2006 13:07 (nineteen years ago)

Hey it's gonna be sunny and hot this weekend so POOL PARTY! I can do either sat or sun. I'll be gone next weekend (Richmond) so get while the getting is good! Although I could always just hand over my passes--teenage lifeguards could not care less who you are.

xpost OH MY GOD I HEART YOU ZR!!! YOU MADE MY DAY, BRO

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 16 June 2006 13:08 (nineteen years ago)

Hmm...no meetings, no honchos; gonna be tough to stay out of the Tune Inn this afternoon. Have they started that soccer tournament yet?

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Friday, 16 June 2006 13:15 (nineteen years ago)

Quincie you have pool passes? Do you have an "in" at the hotel pools?

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Friday, 16 June 2006 13:15 (nineteen years ago)

whoa Brian's pic totally improved WR 28x.

gabbs, u r in town right now????!

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Friday, 16 June 2006 13:28 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.volny.cz/mhledik/obaly/nirvana31.jpg

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Friday, 16 June 2006 13:32 (nineteen years ago)

wait is that a lunch suggestion?

― ...122 hours of beer (part 2) (teenagequiet), Friday, 16 June 2006 13:35 (nineteen years ago)

because if so it's a good one!

― ...122 hours of beer (part 2) (teenagequiet), Friday, 16 June 2006 13:40 (nineteen years ago)

also pete i gotta pick up my car still

― ...122 hours of beer (part 2) (teenagequiet), Friday, 16 June 2006 13:54 (nineteen years ago)

yeah come to my house with me after work

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Friday, 16 June 2006 13:54 (nineteen years ago)

Quincie you have pool passes? Do you have an "in" at the hotel pools?

No "in" at hotel pools, sadly. Just the condo assn. pool--no cabana boys, sadly.

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 16 June 2006 14:06 (nineteen years ago)

Guys I'm have Korean for lunch today! GO GO KIMCHEE

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 16 June 2006 14:07 (nineteen years ago)

I think I might be down for pool

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Friday, 16 June 2006 14:08 (nineteen years ago)

Cabana boys are okay, but most important question: Is there a bar at pool?

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Friday, 16 June 2006 14:09 (nineteen years ago)

Dammit I wish I was in DC.

Not a sentiment you hear everyday.

Q, right now either Sat or Sun is fine for me. Anyone else joining in? Also, can I bring a dress to try on for your because I think it might be too big but my mom says it's fine but she is the one who dressed me in oversized clothes my whole life.

G, I may be able to hang out but I also may have to do homework, so let me know what you're up to.

Will A. be at Reach Up?

― Mary (Mary), Friday, 16 June 2006 14:12 (nineteen years ago)

maybe. busy Sunday though..

so, I am listening to LastFM radio and I didn't know how to find a station, so I picked out station tagged "LIARS" and so far mostly good stuff - shellac, sonic youth, beefheart, nico, john zorn. then xiu xiu comes on. What is this? this is awful! People like this band?

― dar1a g (daria g), Friday, 16 June 2006 14:32 (nineteen years ago)

I KN0W

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Friday, 16 June 2006 14:34 (nineteen years ago)

Is there a bar at pool?

Not at the pool, but the drinkies be flowing at my place two blocks away!

M, my mother also has a curious sense of clothing proportions!

Let's shoot for tomorrow, then. Any time fine by me, but if we wait until late-ish afternoon the water will be warmer and the kiddies will have gone home.

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 16 June 2006 14:35 (nineteen years ago)

OK. How do I get there (and is there parking)?

― Mary (Mary), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

I is here working for indeterminate number o daze, but probably thru at least mid-next week. May get museum time Sunday.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:49 (nineteen years ago)

Maybe I will go see the POEMCEES

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:49 (nineteen years ago)

Plenty of parking. I'll e-mail you directions!

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 16 June 2006 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

Mary that e-mail address didn't work--will you text it to me :)

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 16 June 2006 17:08 (nineteen years ago)

YOU TRIED "SURNAME," HUH?

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Friday, 16 June 2006 17:10 (nineteen years ago)

I DUNNO FROM "SURNAME"! HEP ME!

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 16 June 2006 17:14 (nineteen years ago)

Brian's suggestion of a DC phone tree becomes more relevant by the day

― ...122 hours of beer (part 2) (teenagequiet), Friday, 16 June 2006 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

Hahaha yes we need phone tree! Also: where are we drinking with Tim next week? I feel pressured to show him a better time than those NYC ilxors. DC reprezent!

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 16 June 2006 17:17 (nineteen years ago)

OH NO "QUINCIE" DOESNT KNOW SOMEONE'S REAL NAME! CRYEY FACE!

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Friday, 16 June 2006 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

JK I LOVE YOU GIRL

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Friday, 16 June 2006 17:19 (nineteen years ago)

Oh yeah I forgot, Mary - Amanda's gonna be in Bmore tonight, no sleaze disco for her, sadly.

― ...122 hours of beer (part 2) (teenagequiet), Friday, 16 June 2006 17:21 (nineteen years ago)

PETE I WILL GIVE YOU 300 DOLLARS IF YOU CAN TELL ME MY LAST NAME--SPELLING COUNTS!

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 16 June 2006 17:22 (nineteen years ago)

Just to report, the Pour House has 13 TVs dating from 1975-2001 in one room, all showing the same thing. Someday my living room is going to look like that. Everyone was very disappointed by the Ivory Coast.

Speaking of disappointing teams, shouldn't there be a cheap-seats smuggled-flask baseball outing in our future?

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Friday, 16 June 2006 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Friday, 16 June 2006 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Friday, 16 June 2006 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

TITTY

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Friday, 16 June 2006 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

Wait so are you posting from a bar at 2:30 on a Friday afternoon! WHY CAN'T I B U?

xpost

Ohhhhhh, first two letters. Bring on the rest!

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 16 June 2006 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.domainsi.com/images/Logos/logo_GE.gif

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Friday, 16 June 2006 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

Holy shit! I can't believe it! At the very least I thought I was going to have to give you a Dan Quayle-style hint on the last letter!

OK by 300 dollars I meant three (3) beers. You can collect any time!

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 16 June 2006 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

Jesus, what have I barged in on now?

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Friday, 16 June 2006 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

friday is for true confessions

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Friday, 16 June 2006 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

― ...122 hours of beer (part 2) (teenagequiet), Friday, 16 June 2006 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

Plus Wheel of Fortune.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Friday, 16 June 2006 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

COOL EVERYBODY LETS BE BORING AND NOT TALK! AWESOME!

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Friday, 16 June 2006 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

BRA-VO

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Friday, 16 June 2006 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

BRAH-VO

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Friday, 16 June 2006 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

I think we're all too shaken up about this prune-based dough factory that's apparently coming to town.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Friday, 16 June 2006 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

oh its a good store - my friend worked at the original in OC for a while

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Friday, 16 June 2006 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

Hey I just read that Cowgril Creamery is now open on F Street between 9th and 10th! Let's get a bunch of cheese and have a PICNIC!

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 16 June 2006 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

you bring the beers

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Friday, 16 June 2006 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

SNAP

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Friday, 16 June 2006 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

WHAT KIND BEER U WANT?

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 16 June 2006 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

jk dude we cheated anyway

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Friday, 16 June 2006 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

B-but...prunes? That can't be right.

I vote for a picnic on that sticky stretch of pavement in front of MLK library.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Friday, 16 June 2006 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

although i think i mightve been able to do it even w/o help from an unnamed member of ILXOR.com

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Friday, 16 June 2006 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

"we"? Was this a group effort?

Ally, Brian decided that you are to eat ham at dcilxor picnic. Just so's you knows.

oh xpost. CHEATER CHEATER PUMPKIN EATER!

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 16 June 2006 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

OK can we picnic in graveyard or is that, you know, "frowned upon"?

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 16 June 2006 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

ham????????????

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Friday, 16 June 2006 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

Yes. Brian's idea! Shoot not the messenger!

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 16 June 2006 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

hey guys next thurs http://www.francedc.org/en/Article.aspx?id=103

costs $75 per person but food + wine? will this be really fruity tho?

xpost I will take the ham and ram it down the throat of whomever tries to force me to eat it, I'll tell you that much. So don't be the person trying to feed it to me? Unless yr into that.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Friday, 16 June 2006 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

I kinda am, now.

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 16 June 2006 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

ok yeah, it's pretty hott.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Friday, 16 June 2006 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

i bet some people'd pay a lot of money for that sorta thing, ally

― ...122 hours of beer (part 2) (teenagequiet), Friday, 16 June 2006 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

oh man

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Friday, 16 June 2006 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

oh ham

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 16 June 2006 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

ham ramming?

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Friday, 16 June 2006 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

YOU HAVE EITHER WON OR ARE DISQUALIFIED - I'M NOT IMMEDIATELY SURE WHICH

― ...122 hours of beer (part 2) (teenagequiet), Friday, 16 June 2006 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

That pruney donut place is going in right across the steet from my apartment.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 16 June 2006 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

zack - wanna bail? ally?

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Friday, 16 June 2006 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

I have never eaten a laxative donut.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Friday, 16 June 2006 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

i can't bail until 5 :(

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Friday, 16 June 2006 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

(Insert "maple log" reference here.)

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Friday, 16 June 2006 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

I wish my boss would leave already.

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 16 June 2006 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

no, please, there's nothing i'd rather do than continue to sit here at fucking work half an hour after it's cool to leave on fridays. YEZ.

― ...122 hours of beer (part 2) (teenagequiet), Friday, 16 June 2006 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

OK BYE DUDES ILYOU.COM

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Friday, 16 June 2006 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

Ally, that french wines thing at Kinkead's probably won't be too impressive for the $$$ - it's kind of a dull place and you'd be better off going to Vidalia (also not the most thrilling place, but hey) and ordering some of their great wines by the glass. Free tasting and snacks every Tuesday evening!

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 16 June 2006 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah it seems like I missed the better Embassy outings earlier in the month, judging by rumors about restaurants I've never been to at least. Thank you for the tip re: Tuesdays though!

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Friday, 16 June 2006 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

If the subject matter is illegal, the agreement is void. If the subject matter is legal but the purpose is illegal, the agreement is enforceable only by the person who did not know of the illegal purpose.

A contract to kill someone = illegal, and the agreement is therefore void.
A contract to fly somewhere (a plane ticket) to kill someone = enforceable by the airline if the airline didn't know.

So, tell your airline the next time you fly to kill someone, and, if you have to cancel, they cannot enforce the contract and make you pay for the ticket.

I am, heretofore, going to be completely absurd about this bar study thing. Absurd and disdainful (thanks, Pete). Fuck this test - it can't fail me.

Have a great weekendm, y'all!

― Big Loud Ape Mountain (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Friday, 16 June 2006 22:40 (nineteen years ago)

Weekendm = Sort of like an addendum, only days added to a week, not extra terms added to a writing.

― Big Loud Ape Mountain (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Friday, 16 June 2006 22:43 (nineteen years ago)

I'm sending whatever is left of my exam study skills your way, BLAM! Hang in there! Take naps (there is some evidence to suggest that catching some ZZZs immediately after study helps burn the new info into your memory).

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 16 June 2006 22:43 (nineteen years ago)

Unfortunately, I know of no studies suggesting that consumption of beer is helpful :(

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 16 June 2006 22:44 (nineteen years ago)

This is probably true.

I appreciate the good wishes, Q. I will take all that I can get.

― Big Loud Ape Mountain (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Friday, 16 June 2006 22:50 (nineteen years ago)

When is the big day?

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 16 June 2006 23:48 (nineteen years ago)

Three big days - the 25 - 27th of July. Essays, multiple choice, and problem solving. About six hours each day - three hours on each side of lunch.

Its going to be AWESOME.

― Big Loud Ape Mountain (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Friday, 16 June 2006 23:51 (nineteen years ago)

WHAT ABOUT THE CHARACTER EXAM?

Or the ethics interview, or whatever they call it? Or maybe CA does not have this???

― quincie (quincie), Saturday, 17 June 2006 00:01 (nineteen years ago)

the Determination of Moral Character is submitted prior to the exam - its a list of references, past addresses, statements as to solvency, criminal records, etc.

― Big Loud Ape Mountain (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Saturday, 17 June 2006 00:09 (nineteen years ago)

If you click on the link, it should send through to me, but that's not my real e-mail, which is m@ryj@cobi@earthlink.net.

My 16-year-old cousin who is here for a leadership conference in D.C. is frighteningly intelligent.

No Amanda = No Fun

― Mary (Mary), Saturday, 17 June 2006 00:50 (nineteen years ago)

lemme tell you, BLAM has no shortage of character witnesses.

additionally, THAT TEST IS A WASTE OF YR TIME. YOU GOT THIS, DUDE.

ps call dad sunday

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Saturday, 17 June 2006 05:16 (nineteen years ago)

which leadership conference, mary?

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Saturday, 17 June 2006 05:16 (nineteen years ago)

My former boyfriend almost failed his character interview by showing up half an hour late. Interviewer was not at all pleased and unleashed a tirade about how irresponsible and inconsiderate people such as him (the bf) were what gave lawyers such a bad name and formed the basis of sleazy-lawyer jokes.

BF was actually neither irresponsible nor inconsiderate--just not very organized. He's a judge now.

― quincie (quincie), Saturday, 17 June 2006 13:42 (nineteen years ago)

Damn, Q, you dodged a bullet there. "Would you please pass the salt, your honor? Where's the goddamn remote, your honor?" etc.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Saturday, 17 June 2006 14:04 (nineteen years ago)

I think that, the way that CA runs their show, if an interview is needed, I will be fucked.

Compared to some classmates, filling my app out was really really easy. I haven't been caught for shit by the law, and not for lack of opportunities.

― Big Loud Ape Mountain (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Saturday, 17 June 2006 14:18 (nineteen years ago)

Although our breakup was rather acrimonious, I have to give him credit for this:

Judge [REDACTED TO PROTECT THE DUDE] ordered deputies Wednesday to go to the department store [THAT WOULD BE THE LOCAL WAL-MART] after he failed to find enough possible jurors for a murder trial set to begin Monday. About half of the 150 jurors summoned for the case were excused or had their duty deferred, a court clerk said.

I can totally see him telling the sheriffs: "get on down to the Walmart and summon whoever you can find!"

― quincie (quincie), Saturday, 17 June 2006 14:41 (nineteen years ago)

I don't know what it is exactly, P., but it is a week long and takes places this week in D.C. and seems to involve large numbers of very precocious rising high school juniors.

Re Tim, it's this Wednesday, so pick a place DCers.

― Mary (Mary), Saturday, 17 June 2006 15:25 (nineteen years ago)

That Wal-Mart story is pretty awesome, actually. I'll bet those guys browsing for band saws never expected to get empanelled that day. "Department store"! It's like Nordstrom's with shotguns.

On her high-school reunion weekend, Ms. Significant's luggage was lost by the airlines and she ended up cobbling together an outfit for a semi-formal dance at the only store in town, a Wal-Mart Super Center. Tank top + bolero-ish jacket + fun skirt + colorful shoes = $36. Affordable! I kept advocating the "I'm breaking up with your boyfriend" novelty tees, but she showed restraint.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Saturday, 17 June 2006 15:37 (nineteen years ago)

Nice shopping chops. Wal*Mart is the closest shopping store to my house, but I haven't been in since over five years ago when my mom bought me towels there for my new NYC apartment.

I met Mr. Q today, who is completey awesome, except for a slight internet phobia he appears to suffer from.

― Mary (Mary), Sunday, 18 June 2006 01:17 (nineteen years ago)

Damn, you won the golden ticket to Q-land! I hope this is just the first stage in a staggered rollout of Mr. Q, and that we'll all get to meet him before the market gets saturated.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Sunday, 18 June 2006 01:24 (nineteen years ago)

Haha classic exchange yesterday:

Mary: So you're coming out with us Wednesday, right?

Mr. Q: Uh, no.

Mary: Rude!

However, Mr. Q is a sucker for a rock show and will no doubt be in evidence at Ft. Reno throughout the summer. And he threatened to actually come on here and post once in a while!

― quincie (quincie), Sunday, 18 June 2006 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

Heh, if he could only find it. Last night's sushi plus ice cream cone was so perfect; we'll have to test and see if Heritage plus ice cream can be nearly as good.

― Mary (Mary), Sunday, 18 June 2006 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

Yes yes yes! Also: the first firefly spotting of summer! In Bishop's garden!

― quincie (quincie), Sunday, 18 June 2006 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

Oh you know how Mr. Q. was kind of walking by himself in the garden after sushi/ice cream? Turns out he was concentrating on not wetting his pants!

Me: duh, why didn't you just say you had to pee?

Mr. Q.: I didn't want to say that in front of Mary--it would be rude!

???

― quincie (quincie), Sunday, 18 June 2006 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

A gentleman!

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Sunday, 18 June 2006 22:17 (nineteen years ago)

I walked through a cloud of fireflies on New Hampshire the other night, and when I got home I found one was still caught in my shirtsleeve. I didn't need a nightlight, though, so I let it go.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Sunday, 18 June 2006 22:21 (nineteen years ago)

Dudes, we live in the best neighborhood, solid. We just ate like 15 continents' worth of appetizers and drank, uh, some wine and some margaritas and a buncha burrs. life. it's like that. and then you go home and watch Matrix Reloaded 'cause yeah.

PS:
stop licking yr balls dr. rofflesberger. stop licking yr balls you big fuckbag. little kitty.

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Monday, 19 June 2006 02:10 (nineteen years ago)

Haha, and I thought he was in a sort Emersonian/contemplative trance.

― Mary (Mary), Monday, 19 June 2006 02:25 (nineteen years ago)

d'oh. I was just in your neighborhood. sorry I have been missing everything lately, including sushi and ice cream! it's that I have a shit load of work. web dev stuff and it's like ok guys I do what I can though I have taken exactly one (1) class in this shit like ever. arrg. :( how do I shot information architecture &/or interface design course in dc area?

― dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 19 June 2006 02:34 (nineteen years ago)

i'm trying to find a cold fusion class near me. my last teacher told me about this place but fuck paying a grand for a 3-day course. i might have to hit up a community college at this point. montgomery college aka "harvard on the pike"?

― Q('.'Q) (eman), Monday, 19 June 2006 03:10 (nineteen years ago)

passing it every day on the metro has made me very interested in the montgomery college planetarium. also i am sick as hellz today, yet i am at work?

― ...122 hours of beer (part 2) (teenagequiet), Monday, 19 June 2006 12:28 (nineteen years ago)

cold fusion was the answer to a trivia question at wonderland last week

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Monday, 19 June 2006 12:29 (nineteen years ago)

When the Segue scooter first came out, there was an announcement by the inventor that his new product would "revolutionize society" and "change cities fundamentally" without saying what it actually was. I was riding in my friend's car back from Seven Springs and the entire three hour ride he was saying "It's cold fusion. It's totally cold fusion."

No. It was just a rechargeable idiot cart.

― Big Loud Ape Mountain (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Monday, 19 June 2006 12:32 (nineteen years ago)

tourist groups on segways bring the lolz

― ...122 hours of beer (part 2) (teenagequiet), Monday, 19 June 2006 12:35 (nineteen years ago)

my immediate boss and i were in charge of planning a team-building activity, and our first inclination was the segway tour, which EVERYONE ELSE hated. oh well, fuck them if they cant see the visionary future of team-building. the research group is always on the cutting edge.

HEY ANDY

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Monday, 19 June 2006 12:41 (nineteen years ago)

Hey Pete. Rolling along here. How's by you?

― Big Loud Ape Mountain (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Monday, 19 June 2006 12:44 (nineteen years ago)

pretty good - had lunch with m!ke m!chaelson yesterday, which ruled.

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Monday, 19 June 2006 12:46 (nineteen years ago)

fancy a pint? wednesday, atomic billiards, cleveland park, after 5pm.

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 19 June 2006 12:52 (nineteen years ago)

is Wednesday the only day we can do this ie is that the only day that's good for Tim? Cos I have word that Wednesday is very terrible, like MGD, for at least four of us. :(

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Monday, 19 June 2006 13:17 (nineteen years ago)

sorry not Cold fusion, but ColdFusion

http://www.shopfoodex.com/catalog/images/00704CF%20frustrw2.gif

― Q('.'Q) (eman), Monday, 19 June 2006 13:18 (nineteen years ago)

this week is fairly awful for me re: drinking. maybe friday, i could do friday. anyway, dont plan around me if that seems too restrictive.

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Monday, 19 June 2006 13:23 (nineteen years ago)

Oh you know how Mr. Q. was kind of walking by himself in the garden after sushi/ice cream? Turns out he was concentrating on not wetting his pants!
Me: duh, why didn't you just say you had to pee?

Mr. Q.: I didn't want to say that in front of Mary--it would be rude!

UHHHHH. Not a good way to encourage me to post, detailing my urinary discomfort. I could share a few stories about you, "quincie"!!!!!!

Nice to meet you Mary.

Quincie, you're in the doghouse.

― Mark Walters (Mr. Q.), Monday, 19 June 2006 13:40 (nineteen years ago)

WELCOME MARK! this is pete from the fake accents - hang out, dude; we need more drummers around here.

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Monday, 19 June 2006 13:55 (nineteen years ago)

wait, YOU'RE pete from the fake accents???? I love yr band!!! OMG!1

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Monday, 19 June 2006 13:58 (nineteen years ago)

PS this is me
http://jovan.ru/pics2/kittens/biocat.jpg

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Monday, 19 June 2006 13:58 (nineteen years ago)

PEOPLE DO LOVE US

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Monday, 19 June 2006 13:59 (nineteen years ago)

I HAVE A FRIEND WHO LOVES YR BASS PLAYER

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Monday, 19 June 2006 13:59 (nineteen years ago)

dude ally could you pull together a big folder of all your favorite cute cat pics?

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Monday, 19 June 2006 14:00 (nineteen years ago)

I could try. Do you, like, need it for something?

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Monday, 19 June 2006 14:01 (nineteen years ago)

yeah Mark, you should totally post/hang! what ft. reno shows are you interested in? i would highly recommend EYEBALL SKELETON. and us, but yeah. oh right, we're also playing thursday at dc9 fer everyone's info.

― ...122 hours of beer (part 2) (teenagequiet), Monday, 19 June 2006 14:01 (nineteen years ago)

SMALL WHOLE MILK SPICED CHAI YOU ARE MY NEW GIRLFRIEND

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Monday, 19 June 2006 14:04 (nineteen years ago)

... Ew?

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Monday, 19 June 2006 14:05 (nineteen years ago)

i hate yr girlfriend

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 19 June 2006 14:05 (nineteen years ago)

At least I now know that if I'm in DC and I see some dude out humping a chai, I KNOW HIM.

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Monday, 19 June 2006 14:07 (nineteen years ago)

YOUD KNOW ME EVEN IF I WERENT HUMPING A CHAI

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Monday, 19 June 2006 14:08 (nineteen years ago)

I don't even know who you are anymore.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Monday, 19 June 2006 14:14 (nineteen years ago)

EYEBALL SKELETON. Isn't that the group of eight year olds and their dad? Sounds hottt.

P.S. Drummers rule!

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 19 June 2006 14:17 (nineteen years ago)

Also why is that cat made out of Legos?

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 19 June 2006 14:17 (nineteen years ago)

HAVE ANY OF YOU GUYS EVER SEEN A LITTLE CAT BUILT OUT OF LEGOS?
YOU HAVE TO BUILD IT UP, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME.
THE CAT DOESN'T JUST HAPPEN OUT OF NOTHING.

- John Gruden, coach of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers (pic courtesy Tom)

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Monday, 19 June 2006 14:18 (nineteen years ago)

I would kill for a little cat with Lego wheels for legs.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Monday, 19 June 2006 14:18 (nineteen years ago)

oh last week you said youd kill for a diet pepsi

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Monday, 19 June 2006 14:20 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.nextbrick.net/images/stuffcatlego.jpg

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 19 June 2006 14:21 (nineteen years ago)

gmail rss feed:
Ask Yahoo! - If your college roommate dies, do you really get a 4.0 for the semester? - 11 hours ago

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Monday, 19 June 2006 14:21 (nineteen years ago)

OMG that poor cat

also: I don't drink soda.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Monday, 19 June 2006 14:26 (nineteen years ago)

neither does my new officemate - she's from Ohio so she drinks POP

― ...122 hours of beer (part 2) (teenagequiet), Monday, 19 June 2006 14:27 (nineteen years ago)

Cool so this is the part of the internet where I go if I want to make fun of disabled felines with Lego legs and also Georgetown preppies.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 19 June 2006 14:28 (nineteen years ago)

oh dude i playfully berated one of our interns for calling it pop last week

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Monday, 19 June 2006 14:29 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, you can say that we've found our "niche" here. xpost

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Monday, 19 June 2006 14:30 (nineteen years ago)

Haha it's Mark "the Internet is for tools" Q.

Ally, as far as I know, Wednesday is the only day/night that Tim is going to be here, what with his concert-going schedule. If you guys can't make it, I am sure he'll understand.

The rest of you, does Cleveland Park Atomic Billiards work? It's fine for me as long as I don't have to play billiards.

― Mary (Mary), Monday, 19 June 2006 14:41 (nineteen years ago)

I used to think that flyovers were cool until I realized that the presidential choppers nuke our cell phones and wireless network for a couple minutes

― beep beep i'm a jeep (beepbeep), Monday, 19 June 2006 14:42 (nineteen years ago)

I AM SO EXCITED THE MR AND I ARE NOW AMONG THE COUPLES OF ILX!

HI HUSBAND!!!

― quincie (quincie), Monday, 19 June 2006 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

Also: Cleveland Park on Wednsday works for me, and should also work for Mr. Q because it is in our damn neighborhood, for god's sake!

― quincie (quincie), Monday, 19 June 2006 14:52 (nineteen years ago)

Welcome, Mr. Q! Good to have you with us.

Please don't feel you're limited to making fun of Georgetown preppies; Hill preppies are also eligible.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Monday, 19 June 2006 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

guys superchunk is the best - can i get an amen?

(i guess just from ZR)

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Monday, 19 June 2006 16:40 (nineteen years ago)

yep

― you make chatting lame (teenagequiet), Monday, 19 June 2006 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

that is not authorized

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Monday, 19 June 2006 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

I've got a soft spot for those catchy kids.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Monday, 19 June 2006 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

xp - amen?

― you make chatting lame (teenagequiet), Monday, 19 June 2006 17:19 (nineteen years ago)

YOUR MOVEMENT IS TURNING BROWN. YOU WILL BEGIN TO FEEL IT SOON.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 19 June 2006 17:19 (nineteen years ago)

i believe we have critical mass to make this a permanent superchunk thread.

xp zr you are not authorized right now

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Monday, 19 June 2006 17:22 (nineteen years ago)

Jon Wurster=awesomest drummer ever.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 19 June 2006 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

superchunk is pretty much my favorite band. am i a corny indie fuq?

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 19 June 2006 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

Yes. Yes you are.

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Monday, 19 June 2006 17:43 (nineteen years ago)

i never knew that mookie!

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Monday, 19 June 2006 17:43 (nineteen years ago)

what are you guys doing to this thread. don't tear us apart this way.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Monday, 19 June 2006 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

Yes. Yes you are.

i knew it. :(

actually, it makes me an old cornyindiefuq.

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 19 June 2006 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

Oh I guess we should be busy trolling the internet for pictures of cats with Legolegs instead of drooling over how awesome On The Mouth is. Right. Cool.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 19 June 2006 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

No, you should be trolling the internets for pictures of Dan Perry, Age 16.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Monday, 19 June 2006 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

Also, please don't make fun of me, my legs were crippled in a horrible accident and in Soviet Russia, they only have legos to rebuild you with. Ok??

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Monday, 19 June 2006 17:48 (nineteen years ago)

I was going to ask you about your legs and why they were so boxy looking.

I need to see that Hunter picture too. I've never seen it. K. has not shown it to me yet because she's a slacker.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 19 June 2006 17:49 (nineteen years ago)

No, you should be trolling the internets for pictures of Dan Perry, Age 16.

oh snap running and hiding now

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Monday, 19 June 2006 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

wait i have a solution to this division.

MARK JOIN THE NOIZE BORED

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Monday, 19 June 2006 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

Oh dear god. I'm not sure he really "needs" the noize bored, ya know? Plus Ally is noize too and she doesn't want to hear any of this fanboy crap.

I'd take cat pictures over superchunk every day of the week!

― quincie (quincie), Monday, 19 June 2006 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

I AM A INDIE

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Monday, 19 June 2006 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

The reason I haven't put up Hunter's masterpiece is because I don't know how to post images, so you will have to ask someone else nicely to do it. I bet pete will do it! Pete, I caught M. looking at DRUM PORN on e-bay the other day!

― quincie (quincie), Monday, 19 June 2006 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

CONCRETE KITTY

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Monday, 19 June 2006 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

why i no authorized? ;_;

― you make chatting lame (teenagequiet), Monday, 19 June 2006 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.atf.gov/kids/graphics/art_contest/dsc_554820%25.jpg

dan, no run and hide necessary--those pics were GREAT. Though I will be honest and the first one, I had absolutely no idea that was a real photo of you guys.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Monday, 19 June 2006 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

Hahahaha yeah, I look back at that picture and of course the first thing that pops into mind is "OH NOES LOW-RENT BREAKFAST CLUB". I'm still inordinately proud of my haircut, though.

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Monday, 19 June 2006 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.flickr.com/photos/44179431@N00/165329070/

― Mary (Mary), Monday, 19 June 2006 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

Dear Mark,

Perhaps you will feel more comfortable over here

http://ilx.wh3rd.net/newanswers.php?board=54

― Mary (Mary), Monday, 19 June 2006 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

FIGHT OVER THE NEW GUY

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Monday, 19 June 2006 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

what time will the fa be playing on thursday?

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 19 June 2006 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

ear-ly in the evenin, prolly 9:30, 9:45 or so.

― you make chatting lame (teenagequiet), Monday, 19 June 2006 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

Dudes, I had five (5) meetings today.

― quincie (quincie), Monday, 19 June 2006 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

Also: ZR has been known to lie about start times, so proceed with caution.

Who are ya'll playing with this time? Any chance of red spacesuit? 'Cause that was totally hotttttt.

― quincie (quincie), Monday, 19 June 2006 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

no, i'm relatively confident about the time this go-round, because we're on first and will make it stick. we're playing with the sentiment and carol bui, and it's at dc9 again, which is surprising - i was sure that we'd been semi-banned after the last show.

as re: red spacesuits...just you wait, q.

― you make chatting lame (teenagequiet), Monday, 19 June 2006 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

what happened at the last show?

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Monday, 19 June 2006 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

Poor Hunter. Does he have a show at the Hirschorn?

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 19 June 2006 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

poor hunter nothin - hes got an internet posse, and hes like 3

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Monday, 19 June 2006 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

I'd take cat pictures over superchunk every day of the week!

Hey sweetie, how's that Paula Abdul CD you have in the car? Am I a Cold Hearted Snake for mentioning it?

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 19 June 2006 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

no, you are an MC Skat Kat

― you make chatting lame (teenagequiet), Monday, 19 June 2006 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

THAT IS MY BOSS'S PAULA ABDUL CD. I CAN'T GIVE IT BACK TO HIM BECAUSE I KIND OF THREW UP ON IT A LITTLE BIT ON THE WAY HOME FROM CUZ'S WEDDING, REMEMBER?

― quincie (quincie), Monday, 19 June 2006 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

aww this is cute

― you make chatting lame (teenagequiet), Monday, 19 June 2006 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

Pledge your allegiance to Superchunk and all will be forgiven. On the other hand, I hear that Opposites do Attract.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 19 June 2006 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

I hate superchunk, even if they are from chapel hill. If you keep teasing me you're gonna be one your own for dinner, mister!

j/k I WUV YOU!

― quincie (quincie), Monday, 19 June 2006 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

i think im going to the cats cradle tomorrow night

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Monday, 19 June 2006 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

wait, for realz?

― quincie (quincie), Monday, 19 June 2006 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

For Tilly & The Wall? Are they doing all Superchunk covers? Zen Frisbee? Small? Pipe? Butterglory?

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 19 June 2006 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

Small is no more, dude. Hasn't been for years.

― quincie (quincie), Monday, 19 June 2006 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

And Zen Frisbee is insufferable; I hope they're gone, too.

― quincie (quincie), Monday, 19 June 2006 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

oh i didnt know who was there - im going down for this work thing (my org is based in durham), and my friend wants to go - im not sure he knew who was playing - what is tilly and the wall? ive heard of them i know.

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Monday, 19 June 2006 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

aww butterglory

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Monday, 19 June 2006 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

I think I prefer Paula Abdul to Superchunk. HATE ME!

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Monday, 19 June 2006 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

I checked the Cat's Cradle website and it said they (Tilly & The Wall) were playing tomorrow. I have no idea what they sound like. All those other bands were me just showing off my seven inch collection.

SMALL STAYED AT MY HOUSE HOW MANY INDIE ROCK POINTS DO I GET

Also I think Tilly & The Wall tapdance during their set--avoid at all costs.

Brian, I hate you in an indie rock sorta way.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 19 June 2006 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

^^^^^^ cosign 10,000%

shit xpost

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Monday, 19 June 2006 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

6/19 - the day we indie-fuxxed up the dc thread. never forget.

― you make chatting lame (teenagequiet), Monday, 19 June 2006 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

― quincie (quincie), Monday, 19 June 2006 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

Do you seriously have a Zen Frisbee 7-inch? Because if so, I'm kicking it out.

― quincie (quincie), Monday, 19 June 2006 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

I do not own a Zen Frisbee 7 inch. I do have a Small & (2) Butterglory 7 inches. Also, when you say "UH" do you really mean

straightupnowtellmeisitgonnabeyouandmeforever

oh oh oh

or are you just caught in a hit and run?

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 19 June 2006 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

ACK ACK ACK

I'm going home now; you have sole custody of ilxdc for the moment.

― quincie (quincie), Monday, 19 June 2006 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

zen frisbee? superchunk? psh. q has room in her life for polvo and polvo only.

― you make chatting lame (teenagequiet), Monday, 19 June 2006 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

i mean, i gotta say. i DO like "straight up."

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Monday, 19 June 2006 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

CELEBRATE THE NEW!
DARK!
AGE!
WITH!
US!

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Monday, 19 June 2006 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

"Straight Up" is good, but I think for today "Cold Hearted Snake" is my fave.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Monday, 19 June 2006 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

aight, see you dudes

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Monday, 19 June 2006 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING MUMBLE MUMBLE MUMBLEDYPEG

We just bought a sitar, so be prepared.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 19 June 2006 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

Anything I say about polvo will win me old points, not indie points.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Monday, 19 June 2006 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

Can someone explain to me what the mister is on about?

I do like Polvo, 'tis true.

― quincie (quincie), Monday, 19 June 2006 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

Dude, if you don't understand him....

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Monday, 19 June 2006 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

Dudes. I really hope that LA gets better than it is right now. B/c having no job, studying for the bar exam and never seeing my wife is not cool, regardless of the palm trees and sun.

Anyway, play well FAs. I hope to see you all live sooner than later.

― Big Loud Ape Mountain (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Monday, 19 June 2006 21:40 (nineteen years ago)

Tilly and the Wall are part of Connor O'berst's factory scene--don't you guys know anything about music?

― Mary (Mary), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 00:18 (nineteen years ago)

Wisconsin Thread is making fun of your lack of representation.

― Chicago Thread (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 03:17 (nineteen years ago)

I fixed them good.

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 12:10 (nineteen years ago)

This has become the worst thread we've ever--EVER--done and I blame it on the lesser thread title.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 13:08 (nineteen years ago)

DC GAVE ME $5000 TO MOVE THERE. WHAT HAS WISCONSIN DONE FOR YOU LATELY?
Actually it was the fed gov. that gave us the cash, so maybe that doesn't count in favor of DC per se.

-- quincie (quinci...), June 20th, 2006. (later)

Where's my $5000?

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 13:10 (nineteen years ago)

You have to buy property. Then you get your $5000 when you file your federal tax return.

Mr. Q and I have spent it already, of course.

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 13:22 (nineteen years ago)

This has become the worst thread we've ever--EVER--done and I blame it on the lesser thread title.

It's my fault.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 13:23 (nineteen years ago)

No no it is the thread title's fault.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 13:28 (nineteen years ago)

What movie does this thread title reference, anyway?

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 13:31 (nineteen years ago)

Wedding Crashers

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 13:31 (nineteen years ago)

so hey how do you guys get jobs.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 13:32 (nineteen years ago)

I just saw an ad that says "knowledge of the European language a must"

OK then.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 13:53 (nineteen years ago)

Aren't you on disability? For the Lego legs?

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 13:54 (nineteen years ago)

No, it ran out years ago :(

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 13:55 (nineteen years ago)

Ally, feel free punch him the next time you see him.

I have been job searching primarily in the Post, but I fear I need to do some of this dread "networking" I keep hearing about.

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 13:56 (nineteen years ago)

Q, I saw two science editor jobs for you under 'Writer' in the Sunday post--did you see them?

― Mary (Mary), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 13:57 (nineteen years ago)

I don't think there ARE jobs for me in this town, to be totally honest. I'm not a policy person or a scientist or an engineer, and I have neither a master's degree nor a military background so I'm not sure why I'm bothering. Maybe I could become a wedding planner, I saw an ad for that and they didn't seem to have any requirements whatsoever besides "being nice"??????

Because I don't like my current job at all. This was a really bad mistake.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 13:59 (nineteen years ago)

Mary--I did not! I've only looked online, and I haven't figured out if different ads run in print!

Darling husband, does your library have a copy of the Sunday post, or just weekdays?

Ally I am sad for your sucky job situation. You would be a badass and terrifying wedding planner, btw.

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 14:03 (nineteen years ago)

I just love that I quit a really high paying job to go to school to better myself, and then moved to DC...to become a glorified admin with a 2/3 pay cut. WELL PLAYED ALLYZAY, WELL PLAYED. Truly, I am a master of champions. Maybe I should become the "hospitality coordinator" for the Evermay Society? I fear that will be a similar "glorified admin" type of thing though--there's a LOT of that in DC, what is up with giving admins ridiculous titles?

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 14:08 (nineteen years ago)

Maybe I should stop looking for a fancy titled seemingly interesting position and bite the bullet and become an EA again. Those seem to be the only things in DC that pay over $30k if you aren't a scientist or engineer???

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 14:09 (nineteen years ago)

ally you should run for city council. you could sit next to marion berry holding a sign saying O RLY?

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 15:38 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.engadget.com/media/2006/06/teddy_usb_big.jpg

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 15:40 (nineteen years ago)

I've been out of work for TWO FUCKING years and I've got two Ivy League degrees. Master's degrees are a fucking waste of time: please take on tens of thousands in debt just to be considered for a job paying $10K more. Maybe.

― pleased to mitya (mitya), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 15:54 (nineteen years ago)

Mitya have you moved/are you still moving to the area?

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

Ally, would you like to design the website for the national zoo? Because I saw that job on Sunday and thought of you.

― Mary (Mary), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

Haven't moved yet -- I made a visit last month for a couple of interviews and to look for a sublet, and about all I got out of a was a nice brunch at Kramerbooks. I'm still torn between DC and NY, and more importantly, nothing has happened yet to convince me that I'll find a job quicker, or even be better off financially in the short term than where I am now. That said, at this point, i'm probably really only one major crisis short of becoming some kind of sordid crime statistic if I stay here much longer.

― pleased to mitya (mitya), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

I want to hear none of this job dread. I am 150+ in debt with a LAW degree. And no job thusfar.

Sweet. No good nights of sleep in about a month.

― Big Loud Ape Mountain (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

Good god this thread is depressing today.

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

from wonkette:

Tomorrow is the first official day of summer. Summer spells hotness for D.C. — and we’re not just talking about the weather. Yes, that’s right: it’s intern season on Capitol Hill.

Given the fact that most Hill intern duties could be performed by trained monkeys, a high proportion of interns are selected based on factors other than intellectual ability — factors like cup size for women and musculature for men. This explains why interns as a group are of above-average hotness, and intern season is Washington’s program in urban beautification.

So here’s our next competition: a “Hill Interns Hotties” contest. It’s open to both men and women, who will compete in separate categories, but the nominees must be interns on Capitol Hill. Sorry, no permanent staffers, and no non-Hill interns.

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

gotta pay the bills

― p@reene (Pareene), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

― you make chatting lame (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

Well, what can we look to as good things:

Beer
The World Cup
The NBA Finals
Music
Sunny weather
That Pete exists (this is a constant source of smiles for me)
my dog

word.

― Big Loud Ape Mountain (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

I would like to trade in my own brother for Pete, please. He's in California and has a medical marijuana card! Come on man, let's trade!

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

I seriously don't even understand Wonkette. Or other people, I think. Do I have different eyeballs from all of you? Are my standards just really, really high? I feel like I'm warped out of my mind sometimes.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah I can only hope the Hill interns are better looking than the white house crowd:

OK some more good things:

Kinda nice outside today
FAP tomorrow
Better half finally on ILE
Sour cherries from the farmer's market (fuck a sweet cherry)
Going home soon :)

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

UH DID YOU CLICK THE LINK TO LAST YEAR'S CONTEST??? SCROLL TO THE MEN

http://www.wonkette.com/politics/hotties/white-house-hotties-the-winners-181661.php

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

oh yeah white house hotties, not hill. WTF ever. ugly republicans are ugly republicans.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

too much dayquil, I wanna go home. that fuckin dude tho! He's everywhere I look now.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

What is the point of a sour cherry?

It sounds like that disgruntled poster from Glasgow/ILX/I forget his name has taken to writing the Wonkette. You remember, the guy who was convinced he couldn't get a job because he lacked mammaries.

Why do Hill staffers leave their little badges on when they have left work? The first thing I do is take that thing off, if I have even remembered to put it on in the first place.

Is there a consensus on tomorrow? Is it really at the billiard place? Is Tim even going to come? :)

― Mary (Mary), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

Mary, pretty much every food/drink with "sour" in the name is great!

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

Why do they make ppl wear so many badges around here anyway! I have always wondered that, I don't see it nearly as much anywhere else. What are they for??

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

"bored washingtonians: white house 'hotties' not." I WANNA GO HOME TOO TUESDAY SUX.

hill staffers leave their badges on because they are operating under the delusion that people are actually impressed that they work on the hill.

also y'all know this thread is graced by one half of w@shingtonienne, right?

― you make chatting lame (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

Why do they make ppl wear so many badges around here anyway! I have always wondered that, I don't see it nearly as much anywhere else. What are they for??

So what you're saying is, we don't need no stinkin' badges?

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

yes ZR you've told me that like 3 times now! it doesn't really change my not getting it at all.

and I don't need a badge so I'm not sure why everyone else does! I mean you don't need to wear a security card, do you?

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

jesus, apparently i'm hitting the dayquil too hard too: w0nk3++3, not w@$h1ng+0n13nne.

― you make chatting lame (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

dayquil v whiskey

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

a little from column a, a little from column b. in any case, my brain isn't working very well today, sorry.

― you make chatting lame (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

Last time I saw my dad he was really proud to show me his new badge holder that (A) hold TWO badges and (B) lets you take the badges out really easily to swipe through if necessary.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

i'm the one that clicked on a link dated JUNE 19, 2006 and declared it "last year"

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

Whiskey, and

While a medicinal marijuana card is VERY tempting, I like Pete. He's a good one. No deal, Q.

― Big Loud Ape Mountain (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

Hello chums! I have achieved a beachhead in the District of Columbia and I shall commence invasion procedure.

Seeing you folks tomorrow night is pretty much the only fixed point of my stay but I can't work out from this gargantuan thread where you want me to be and my internets access is limited at best. I'm relying on someone to self-appoint as steering committee and be very clear about where I should put myself and when. Is that alright?

― Tim (Tim), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

Hi Tim! Welcome to Washington.

We may be meeting at Atomic Billiards in Cleveland Park at some time in the evening tomorrow, but could someone please confirm or deny?

http://www.clevelandpark.com/atomicbilliards/

― Mary (Mary), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

BUFFALO COOKING FOR CIBOLA FARMS/DUPONT CIRCLE "EGG GUY" FANS

http://www.thebuffaloguys.com/recipes.asp

TONIGHT I MAKE THE KEBAB - FOR LOVE

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 21:22 (nineteen years ago)

Should I post my brother's address and just have you all crash his place? He might not be there but you could look at his building and pretend you're drinking...?

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

don't want to throw a wrench into proceedings, esp. as the carpetbagger, but would it make sense to meet in Dupont (say, at the fountain) and then proceed to Cleve Park if that's the plan? i'd say default to meeting at Atomic Billiards, but maybe this is a better alternative?

hope to make it there tomorrow and see/meet some of y'all

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

I think a bunch of people trying to meet at the Circle could prove confusing.

How about the Raven, which is I think near where Tim is staying, in Friendship Heights? Is this place still good?

― Mary (Mary), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

I mean, in Mount Pleasant.

― Mary (Mary), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 22:19 (nineteen years ago)

i'll be at atomic around 5, as we're meeting some other people for sort of a going-away happy hour. but if y'all are going elsewhere for tim, maybe (if i'm not lame again) i'll see you thursday at dc9.

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 23:41 (nineteen years ago)

I will do wherever. But early (6-7) would be way preferable to late (10-11). Bonus points for easy Metro access!

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 12:16 (nineteen years ago)

gabbneb, your suggestion makes no sense! It sounds like a sneaky way to get ppl to meet somewhere else.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 13:04 (nineteen years ago)

OK, so do we want to glom on to M.'s affair, or set off in our direction? Sixish is fine by me. Make decisions, people!

― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 13:05 (nineteen years ago)

It seems like you and q and m are the only ppl who can maybe attend. But hell, I'll decide for y'all. Atomic Billiards at 6 it is!!!

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 13:07 (nineteen years ago)

OK THEN

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 13:11 (nineteen years ago)

I WILL BE THERE. But not playing billiards. Air hockey, maybe.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 13:19 (nineteen years ago)

OK, I will be there at 6. I texted Tim, but I'm not sure it went through. Er, what is the clientele like at AB?

― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 14:07 (nineteen years ago)

Mary, are you spoiling for a poolroom brawl?

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 14:09 (nineteen years ago)

Rather, searching for a fashion directive.

― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

I'll probably be coming straight from work, so there'll be at least one person there wearing a dork costume.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

SPANDEX AND BAND-AIDS

(You didn't say "sensible fashion directive"!)

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

Beehive + pool hall = match made in heaven.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 15:33 (nineteen years ago)

men's style

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/8/8c/180px-00newman.jpg

lady's style?

― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 15:40 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.loveme.com/images/p46203-1.jpg

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

(Finally a post to match the thread category!)

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

it's pretty laid back and will be smoky. mary, you will shine style-wise no matter what you wear.

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.lazerengravedkeychains.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/rf/RF13741.jpg

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

Is there pinball, by any chance? I'm trying to lure Mr. Q out. Pinball might do the trick.

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

FORGET IT SISTER

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

Oh man you should all go to Thai Tanic and order "Bird Nest on Fire". Oh wow.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

That sounds like 302% better than the frozen palak paneer I just ate:(

xpost I'M NOT YOUR SISTER! THAT WOULD BE GROSS!

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

Q, it probably would have been better if you defrosted it.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

I used sister in the more casual sense, of course. As in "We are all brothers and sisters here on this Earth."

Does this Bird Nest come w/birds?

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 17:00 (nineteen years ago)

It was sauteed chicken with garlic and (very hot) chili sauce ringed with leaves of FRIED KALE.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 17:08 (nineteen years ago)

Mmm...I'll eat any green leafy vegetable if it's battered and fried.

That sounds much better than the seven Hershey's kisses that made up my lunch.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

So wait, now Mr. Que posts here, but wants to maintain the illusion that he is too cool for school?

Whatever!

― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

It's hard to argue against Whatever.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

I've got a bag full of kale in the fridge: time to fire up the DeLonghi Roto-Fryer!

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

cheers to those who fapped this evening; sorry if (as is par for the course) my bald friend offended you.

mr.que, where where you? i'll bet your favorite superchunk song is 'marquee'.

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 22 June 2006 02:23 (nineteen years ago)

Mr. Que is gonna be lonely tonight, cause his wife went to Late Night Shots.

Great to see everyone!

― Mary (Mary), Thursday, 22 June 2006 04:22 (nineteen years ago)

hey! I was out of town, is there a FA show tomorrow?

Georgetown preppies; Hill preppies
this is my entire world right now pretty much, except I did notice tonight when I got on the metro after return to DC.. the place was crawling with lots of clueless teenagers looking for Adams Morgan.. so it is intern season that explains it?

Look what I read about in an in flight magazine!
http://www.orlythematchmaker.com/

― dar1a g (daria g), Thursday, 22 June 2006 04:36 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.orlythematchmaker.com/media/images/orlyadmalibu_05.gif

― dar1a g (daria g), Thursday, 22 June 2006 04:37 (nineteen years ago)

All custom design introductions are taylor made & one on one personal touch is the top of the line.

Get one (1) copyeditor, ORLY!

Great to see many of you last night, and especially a treat to meet Tim and gabbneb. I hope your travels bring you back to us soon!

Daer military dudes at the bar:

I'm sorry that you just left the shit and were assigned to a town you don't know very well. I wish you well on your search for "professional girls who like to party," thus my recommendation that you check out Late Night Shots. Best of luck. XOXONEVERFORGET, q.

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 22 June 2006 12:27 (nineteen years ago)

Also: great to see mookie and the missus--your crowd was super-friendly! Thanks for feeding us!

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 22 June 2006 12:29 (nineteen years ago)

quick return from exile to note the following: 1) yep dar1a, we're playing tonight at DC9, 9:45ish. 2) orly got her ass sued: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/5037188.stm

― you make chatting lame (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 June 2006 12:51 (nineteen years ago)

BACK TO WORK, YOU!

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 22 June 2006 12:53 (nineteen years ago)

mr.que, where where you? i'll bet your favorite superchunk song is 'marquee'.

Not even close. Try like two, three albums back.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 22 June 2006 12:54 (nineteen years ago)

Hey hon, you know there are dcilxors who would actually like to partake of baseball games, yes? You should sign up for tix again!

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 22 June 2006 13:41 (nineteen years ago)

OH THAT WOULD BE THE FUNNEST

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Thursday, 22 June 2006 13:47 (nineteen years ago)

DO IT HUSBAND!

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 22 June 2006 13:49 (nineteen years ago)

dammit ghana

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Thursday, 22 June 2006 13:50 (nineteen years ago)

WE ONLY HAVE FOUR SEATS TOGETHER. IT WOULD BE FUN BUT WE SHOULD ALL PICK A GAME AND ALL GET TICKETS AT THE SAME TIME BCUZ THERE WILL PROBABLY BE MORE THAN FOUR WHO WANT TO GO SEE THE NATS CHOKE.

Maybe the Cubs in July?

http://washington.nationals.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/schedule/index.jsp?c_id=was&m=7&y=2006

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 22 June 2006 13:53 (nineteen years ago)

What's Ghana got to do. . .Oh. World Cup.

We should go see the Cards in September. 4th and 6th are day games. Hooky!

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 22 June 2006 13:55 (nineteen years ago)

july is busy for me, but a couple games in aug/sept sounds awesome.

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Thursday, 22 June 2006 14:03 (nineteen years ago)

Well it's not like I want to go. As I recall, I was not even INVITED to the last bro baseball outing!

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 22 June 2006 14:08 (nineteen years ago)

That's because no one wanted to explain to you why people don't slide into first base.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 22 June 2006 14:11 (nineteen years ago)

they sometimes do headfirst if they can leap with the quickness

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Thursday, 22 June 2006 14:18 (nineteen years ago)

I still think people are totally pussies for not sliding into first base. I would TOTALLY slide into first base were I making that kind of mad cash.

xpost ORLY? My better half has led me to believe this never happens!

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 22 June 2006 14:18 (nineteen years ago)

some of my marriage's biggest arguments have revolved around bunting--i say that any major leaguer should be able to get a bunt down, the missus disputes this.

sorry about the "marquee" insult; the correct answer is "from the curve" (at the moment, anyway).

xp SLIDING INTO FIRST BASE JUST SLOWS YUO DOWN

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 22 June 2006 14:22 (nineteen years ago)

its ONLY ONLY useful in a few situations:

1) runner can dive/slide faster than he can run
2) no one is on first, and fielder will go for a high tag to get out the runner

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Thursday, 22 June 2006 14:24 (nineteen years ago)

waht high tag? I have no idea what #2 means.

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 22 June 2006 14:25 (nineteen years ago)

See why my beloved does not like to watch the baseball with me?

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 22 June 2006 14:25 (nineteen years ago)

sorry about the "marquee" insult; the correct answer is "from the curve" (at the moment, anyway).

YOU ARE CORRECT SIR. THIS IS MY FAVORITE SUPERCHUNK SONG EVER. GOOD ONE, CHEERS!

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 22 June 2006 14:26 (nineteen years ago)

You two should get married.

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 22 June 2006 14:27 (nineteen years ago)

Sorry that the song does not involve Venus in Furs, shooting heroin, S&M, or slicin' up eyeballs

HOHO

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 22 June 2006 14:28 (nineteen years ago)

I like at least three bands. Maybe four. Not just VU!

Actually mookie is pondering becoming a mets fan just to antagonize his wifey, who luvs the YANKEES.

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 22 June 2006 14:29 (nineteen years ago)

So you should marry her and I will get mookie. It would be a monumental blue devil-tar heel union.

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 22 June 2006 14:30 (nineteen years ago)

Not a wise idea, being a met fan. Then he would have to deal with this:

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2005/players/04/05/mascots0411/t1_mascot.jpg

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 22 June 2006 14:31 (nineteen years ago)

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 22 June 2006 14:32 (nineteen years ago)

That's the dumbest mascot I've ever seen!

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 22 June 2006 14:34 (nineteen years ago)

Dare I ask what it is called?

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 22 June 2006 14:34 (nineteen years ago)

MR. MET, DUH

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 22 June 2006 14:35 (nineteen years ago)

Look out, Hunter Age 3:

http://www.barrison.net/mascots/ElaynasMrMet.jpg

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 22 June 2006 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

Thanks, now I'm going to have night terrors!

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 22 June 2006 14:39 (nineteen years ago)

Mr. Met gets some from Kitty:

http://image04.webshots.com/4/6/64/66/70266466NVdREh_ph.jpg

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 22 June 2006 14:39 (nineteen years ago)

Do not be afraid of Hydroencephalitis.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 22 June 2006 14:44 (nineteen years ago)

YARLY

http://www.tageo.com/get_map.php?lat=39.217&long=48.283&name=Yarly&tag=1

― XD (eman), Thursday, 22 June 2006 14:46 (nineteen years ago)

That link's done broke, pa!

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 22 June 2006 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

I'm going to Yanks/B'more in August. But, uh, I don't think there's actually tickets left for those games and I doubt anyone wants to go through the rigamarole of Craigs List :(

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Thursday, 22 June 2006 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

yo dudes come at 930, not 945 just to be safe

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Thursday, 22 June 2006 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

ugh fucking yankees

― XD (eman), Thursday, 22 June 2006 23:24 (nineteen years ago)

Sorry I'm missing the FA's show tonight but I've gotta stay home and prepare for my guest DJ spot on Sunday:

http://blisspop.com/images/OPENERS/DL2_web.jpg

Come out if you're one of the one or two DC ilxor's who will actually be in town this weekend.

In other news, a new promoter has taken over Bohemian Caverns but kept the 6-10pm Tuesday Belgian beer happy hour - hurrah! Next happy hour neighborhood crawl will be U St, obv.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 23 June 2006 00:40 (nineteen years ago)

that last message shouls read "guest DJ spot on SATURDAY"

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 23 June 2006 00:42 (nineteen years ago)

FA'S ROCK. although, Z, the gin and tonic with the straw is less so. at least you didn't spill it!

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 23 June 2006 03:03 (nineteen years ago)

great to see/meet you all! sorry i wasn't a good eavesdropper when i encountered the military doods on the metro home.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 23 June 2006 03:09 (nineteen years ago)

MY military dudes?

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 23 June 2006 12:31 (nineteen years ago)

Or just, you know, random military dudes.

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 23 June 2006 12:31 (nineteen years ago)

Yes, YOUR military dudes

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 23 June 2006 13:11 (nineteen years ago)

I told them they should go to Smith Point. Maybe that's where they were headed?

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 23 June 2006 13:40 (nineteen years ago)

I've been real sick otherwise I woulda come to teh show. I will try to make Sat Black Cat tho.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Friday, 23 June 2006 13:42 (nineteen years ago)

The military dudes! Got to check Late Night Shots to see if they've already joined and made lifelong hunt-club friends.

Good drinking the other night--it was a pleasure to finally meet the legendary gabbneb, and our Peckhamian pal Tim was a delight to chat with. I found the Marxian discussion of housing cost trends both entertaining and terrifying.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Friday, 23 June 2006 13:46 (nineteen years ago)

When I told them about LNS they were all "are you on there"? And I'm all, "yeah, totally!" What I did not tell them is that I'm on there at least three times under fake names and fake e-mail addresses because I keep forgetting passwords.

Why has no one asked about p3+3 = d4+3? Inquiring minds want to know!

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 23 June 2006 13:49 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.thegreekshop.com/images/nalia/nonchalant.jpg

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Friday, 23 June 2006 13:52 (nineteen years ago)

how was yr trip?

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Friday, 23 June 2006 13:53 (nineteen years ago)

NOT A SATISFACTORY ANSWER, BRO!

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 23 June 2006 13:54 (nineteen years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0767913981.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Friday, 23 June 2006 13:59 (nineteen years ago)

oh shit hahaha i didnt read the subtitle!

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Friday, 23 June 2006 13:59 (nineteen years ago)

goddamn my newfound sense of discretion

― you make chatting lame (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 June 2006 13:59 (nineteen years ago)

lol @ pete coming out

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Friday, 23 June 2006 14:00 (nineteen years ago)

i had a great date, is the answer.

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Friday, 23 June 2006 14:00 (nineteen years ago)

How was he?

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 23 June 2006 14:08 (nineteen years ago)

I don't need to talk to you about HIV, do I?

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 23 June 2006 14:08 (nineteen years ago)

YO ITS NOT JUST A GAY THING

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Friday, 23 June 2006 14:08 (nineteen years ago)

Coming out as both gay and black in a single post is pretty brave, bro.

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 23 June 2006 14:09 (nineteen years ago)

KUDOS!

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 23 June 2006 14:09 (nineteen years ago)

whatever i am "straight"

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Friday, 23 June 2006 14:10 (nineteen years ago)

But black?

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 23 June 2006 14:12 (nineteen years ago)

http://eil.com/newGallery/Prince-Controversy-334949.jpg

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Friday, 23 June 2006 14:13 (nineteen years ago)

do you get high, dude? does your daddy cry?

― you make chatting lame (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 June 2006 14:16 (nineteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v309/plsmith/dad.jpg

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Friday, 23 June 2006 14:19 (nineteen years ago)

NICE

― you make chatting lame (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 June 2006 14:21 (nineteen years ago)

whoa yr dad has a 'stache!

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Friday, 23 June 2006 14:23 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.veltz.dk/jpg/extras/magnum-01.jpg

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Friday, 23 June 2006 14:26 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.thepalmbeachtimes.com/Pictures%20folder/Pictures/Saddam-Hussein-01.jpg

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Friday, 23 June 2006 14:28 (nineteen years ago)

IT'S TOO HOT FOR MUSTACHES

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 23 June 2006 14:29 (nineteen years ago)

THE SEASON CALLS FOR BEARDS

― you make chatting lame (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 June 2006 14:30 (nineteen years ago)

I've been making do with mutton chops.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Friday, 23 June 2006 14:30 (nineteen years ago)

Mmm...mutton.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Friday, 23 June 2006 14:33 (nineteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v309/plsmith/allyzack.jpg

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Friday, 23 June 2006 14:34 (nineteen years ago)

I didn't realize this board promoted the use of facial hair. I wish someone had told me.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 23 June 2006 14:39 (nineteen years ago)

whoa it looks like i got a disco ball hanging out my ear.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Friday, 23 June 2006 14:40 (nineteen years ago)

It's chop-envy that's making Zack look so queasy.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Friday, 23 June 2006 14:40 (nineteen years ago)

AWW THAT WAS OUR FIRST DATE, EVERYBODY

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Friday, 23 June 2006 14:46 (nineteen years ago)

I don't even still have those glasses.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Friday, 23 June 2006 14:47 (nineteen years ago)

mspaint you are yoga flame for all time

― you make chatting lame (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 June 2006 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

finally ordered my UH shirt

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Friday, 23 June 2006 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

Bruce Hornsby and the Range are not good being-on-hold-on-the-telephone music, just as an FYI.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 23 June 2006 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

thats just the way it is, mark

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Friday, 23 June 2006 16:13 (nineteen years ago)

HAHAHA DIS THREAD FUNNY TODAY! GOOD GOOD BRING ON MORE FUNNY!

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 23 June 2006 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

my dad's birthday is tomorrow. recommend a gift plz

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 23 June 2006 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

My better half's birthday is coming up, and now that he is here I can't solicit ya'll for gift recommendations.

WHAT YOU WANT HONEY?

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 23 June 2006 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

Live Superchunk CD!

And the song was Every Little Kiss.

xpost--Gift suggestion is for Mookie.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 23 June 2006 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

OK pete was your first date with mystery gal better or worse than your first date with us lot?

xpost: fine, but what do YOU want? Other than a day off.

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 23 June 2006 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

umm both were really fun

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Friday, 23 June 2006 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

Band members.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 23 June 2006 17:00 (nineteen years ago)

Aw, I would totally get you drums, but where would you put them :(

Maybe the FAs know of people looking for a drummer?

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 23 June 2006 17:19 (nineteen years ago)

whoa I read that totally wrong and thought you were rippin on Pete.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Friday, 23 June 2006 17:21 (nineteen years ago)

not off-hand, but ill keep my eyes open for sure.

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Friday, 23 June 2006 17:21 (nineteen years ago)

I would never rip on someone with a right foot like Pete's.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 23 June 2006 17:22 (nineteen years ago)

I'll bet the members of the Range are available.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Friday, 23 June 2006 17:22 (nineteen years ago)

aww geez

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Friday, 23 June 2006 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

yeah that's one sexy fucking foot

― you make chatting lame (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 June 2006 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

i mean

― you make chatting lame (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 June 2006 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

no no, go ahead. tell them.

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Friday, 23 June 2006 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

I'll bet the members of the Range are available.

YUCK

x-post

Are you guys on the Indie Rock Down Low?

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 23 June 2006 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

im tired, guys

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Friday, 23 June 2006 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

That right foot must be why Pete's dates go so well.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Friday, 23 June 2006 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

Isn't this the time of day on Friday when Ally posts that she's never been so bored in her entire life? ALLY ARE YOU BORED?

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 23 June 2006 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

we have GOT to delete/unindex this thread when we get to 1000

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Friday, 23 June 2006 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

why wait?

― you make chatting lame (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 June 2006 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

Don't be embarrased about your foot. You have a gift.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 23 June 2006 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

mark do you like flipper?

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Friday, 23 June 2006 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

OH. UH.

I sold my copy of Generic Flipper when I moved up to DC a few years back. I didn't really listen to "Sex Bomb" all that much. They're okay. I sold the stuff I didn't want to haul up here. Are you guys going to cover Sex Bomb?

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 23 June 2006 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

They won't even cover Careless Whisper, they aren't going to cover Sex Bomb. Apparently covers aren't the thing to be done ;_;

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Friday, 23 June 2006 17:41 (nineteen years ago)

nah not unless 1/2 of the band quits (in which case maybe i could step over to bass and you could play drums or vice versa whatever)

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Friday, 23 June 2006 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

Covers are so fun though. All cover show!

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 23 June 2006 17:43 (nineteen years ago)

OMG I would rip out a kidney to hear the FAs do Careless Whisper!

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 23 June 2006 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

Wait wait markey weren't you in a band that did all Bruce Springsteen covers or something?

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 23 June 2006 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

xp - your own kidney, or someone else's?

― you make chatting lame (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 June 2006 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

Someone once told me that guilty feet got no rhythm.

x-post. JCM. John Cougar Mellancamp. We were called Scarecrow.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 23 June 2006 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

suggestions:
Careless Whisper
Sex Bomb
Court of the Crimson King
Dance Commander
Born Slippy (NUXX)
That one song on the car commercial where like cartoons come out of the indie kid driver and passenger's mouths
Dukes of Hazzard theme song
We Built This City

feel free to jump in, dudes!

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Friday, 23 June 2006 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

if you guys covered Careless Whisper then maybe our friend Nikki can finally use her bassoon skills to imitate the sax solo???? She asked if you guys needed a basoonist.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Friday, 23 June 2006 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

Oh oh and the Speed Racer theme song, but I think that Tom had planned to do that as part of his contribution to your now-electronic side project.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Friday, 23 June 2006 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

vulnerable cardigans v2.0

― you make chatting lame (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 June 2006 17:49 (nineteen years ago)

Careless Whisper could easily segue into a c&w Purple Rain.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Friday, 23 June 2006 17:49 (nineteen years ago)

He kind of just invited himself to join, you can kick him out if you want. Especially since apparently he's under the impression that I, too, joined this side project. Pretty soon the vulnerable cardigans will be more like the vulnerable polyphonic spree.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Friday, 23 June 2006 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

Two words:

Slow Ride

― Big Loud Ape Mountain (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Friday, 23 June 2006 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

I Want Candy
Hanging on The Telephone or I Didn't Have The Nerve To Say No

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 23 June 2006 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

I just called to say i love you.

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 23 June 2006 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

I would rip out someone else's kidney plus my own to hear Zack sing "MY FIRST NAME AIN'T BABY. IT'S JANET. MISS JACKSON IF YR NASTY".

On stage, btw. Just singing it at me next time I see you won't count.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Friday, 23 June 2006 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

Mark you play bass a litte, right? So really, we have all we need for an ilxdc cover band. Summer project, people!

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 23 June 2006 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

Esp in Kriss Kross "Krossed-up" matching pants 'n' shirts.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Friday, 23 June 2006 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

SHINY RED BODYSUITS!

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 23 June 2006 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 23 June 2006 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

Everybody wants to dress the band.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Friday, 23 June 2006 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

the FAs should start dressing like this:

http://www.cyberprincess.com.au/dna/ANONanim_SuperHeroes.gif

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Friday, 23 June 2006 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

So will Tom perform that particular dance on demand? There's totally beer in it for him.

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 23 June 2006 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

xp - I CALL MANGINA Z

― you make chatting lame (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 June 2006 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

fine im spider-man

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Friday, 23 June 2006 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

What is the other one called? Not princess lea

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 23 June 2006 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

whatever dude you totally want to be spiderman anyway

― you make chatting lame (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 June 2006 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

Tom will perform any number of dances on demand, and quite often well after you demand he STOPS doing them. Oh the memorable nights in Heaven & Hell when Tom decided it was "breakdance" time and did sit-spins without emptying his pockets first. Good times, my friends. How we all loved being pelted with flying electronics and pens and change. If you want an interactive experience, buy one (1) beer for him and then request the kahuka!!!

re: the other dude, I have no idea, I'm assuming it's Vin Diesel.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Friday, 23 June 2006 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

I really wish I was home right now so I could post up the pix of Spencer Chow and Jess and Paul Eater all attempting the kahuka with Tom.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Friday, 23 June 2006 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

WTF is kakuka? I googled without sucess!

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 23 June 2006 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

success, whatever.

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 23 June 2006 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

I...don't actually know how to explain it? It has something to do...with mormons, clapping??? And "always looking talented and cool" (this claim is debated)? He made me learn this dance too. It seemed to me kind of like modified syncronized skanking but I was assured by Tom and Gordon that it was "totally different."

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Friday, 23 June 2006 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

I don't actually know what the mormons have to do with it, just that they were involved somehow.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Friday, 23 June 2006 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

I read that as "momus, clapping."

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 23 June 2006 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

I wonder if that's what they meant because that actually might make a little bit of sense.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Friday, 23 June 2006 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

haha D4v3 just brought this to my attention:

"He doesn't socialize. He's very real, like, he's from a pretty ghetto place in Maryland. . . . I like that."

-- Teen starlet Hilary Duff, describing her boyfriend of two years, Good Charlotte lead singer Joel Madden, a native of Waldorf, in the July issue of Elle magazine.

― you make chatting lame (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 June 2006 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

I'm just reposting this here to remember to use for future, so I don't lose the URL
http://home.gwu.edu/%7Etombot/WDZAPT.jpg

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Friday, 23 June 2006 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

WDZAPT

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 23 June 2006 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

WAT

― you make chatting lame (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 June 2006 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

dude check yr email

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Friday, 23 June 2006 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

god i hate him

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Friday, 23 June 2006 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

Pretty soon the vulnerable cardigans will be more like the vulnerable polyphonic spree.

Holy shit this made me laugh.

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Friday, 23 June 2006 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

Montesquieu is an International Wine Brokerage with multiple offices in the United States. We focus on sourceing small production, premium wines for our clients. We have access to rare and unique wines which are not made available to the general public. We have just opened our 8th U.S. office here in Washington D.C. and are currently seeking motivated and energetic individuals with a strong work ethic to join our dynamic and rapidly growing sales team.

Responsibilities Include:
- Generating and developing new business
- Maintaining and nurturing existing accounts
- Participating in occasional tastings, auctions and wine events
- Continually developing personal wine and product knowledge

Compensation and Benefits:
- Competitive incentive based income
- Paid Training
- Full health coverage (medical, dental, vision, chiropractic)
- Wine allowance
- Paid vacation
- 401k
- Management opportunities

*Successful applicants will possess excellent communication skills, be committed to success and personal growth, and have an upbeat personality. Sales and/or wine industry experience is a plus, but not required.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Friday, 23 June 2006 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

you gotta admit is sounds pretty fuckin sweet.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Friday, 23 June 2006 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

apply now!

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Friday, 23 June 2006 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

that's what you said about the semi-pro football cheerleading gig!

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Friday, 23 June 2006 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

And you didn't apply? WTF?

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 23 June 2006 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

They only wanted to compensate me in FUN, and not wine :(

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Friday, 23 June 2006 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

- Competitive incentive based income

Red flag! Red flag!

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 23 June 2006 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, it means they compensation you in FUN :(

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Friday, 23 June 2006 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

I should apply for a job at the Society for Tobacco-Free Children

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Friday, 23 June 2006 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

OK I really want some peep-toes shoes in a color other than black. Just thought I'd mention that.

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 23 June 2006 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

I have bright red ones from BCBG. They have heels like 5 inches tall though, just to forewarn.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Friday, 23 June 2006 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

WHEN ARE WE LEAVING ALLISON

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Friday, 23 June 2006 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.peepresearch.org/smoking/peep14.jpg
Peep-toes?

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Friday, 23 June 2006 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

I JUST POSTED THAT ON ANOTHER THREAD!!! I am leaving RIGHT NOW for once in my life!! I need to stop home 1st tho and get changed

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Friday, 23 June 2006 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

OH, PEEPTOES

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Friday, 23 June 2006 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

ILL MEET AT YOUR HOUSE

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Friday, 23 June 2006 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

BETTER THAN CAMEL TOES

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 23 June 2006 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

We're off to Richmond and Charlottesville. Turns out my favorite dog-in-law is nearing the end, so time to say goodbye ;_;

Have a good weekend, ya'll.

― quincie (quincie), Saturday, 24 June 2006 11:30 (nineteen years ago)

oh man - sorry q and mr q - see you dudes soon!

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Sunday, 25 June 2006 00:47 (nineteen years ago)

Whoa, that's some rain.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Monday, 26 June 2006 01:11 (nineteen years ago)

defend the indefensible: THE PENNSYLVANIA TURNPIKE

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 26 June 2006 02:33 (nineteen years ago)

Well, at least it doesn't have those Delaware tolls.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Monday, 26 June 2006 02:47 (nineteen years ago)

Guys, favorite dog-in-law was SAVED by MIGHTY DOG BRAND DOG FOOD!

Well OK he's still not in great shape but perked up considerably after some MIGHTY DOG!

― quincie (quincie), Monday, 26 June 2006 11:56 (nineteen years ago)

Thank you DC for showing me a good time, underground. Now I am back in the UK and it is cold and raining. Just the way I like it.

― Tim (Tim), Monday, 26 June 2006 12:06 (nineteen years ago)

Tim, hope we managed to deliver you some good footie and some acceptable subterranean beer. Come back any time.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Monday, 26 June 2006 13:17 (nineteen years ago)

Tim it was wonderful to meet you. Here in DC it is hot and raining, just the way I DON'T like it! Please come back soon!

― quincie (quincie), Monday, 26 June 2006 13:26 (nineteen years ago)

fucking basement flooded three times last night. gaaaaaah.

― you make chatting lame (teenagequiet), Monday, 26 June 2006 13:27 (nineteen years ago)

Urgh, that sucks Zack. Do you have a WET-VAC?

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Monday, 26 June 2006 13:41 (nineteen years ago)

hey ZR, whered you read about flipper reissues?

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Monday, 26 June 2006 13:48 (nineteen years ago)

eh, i dunno, i heard things. things, i tells ya.

no vac, just a mop and a bucket. also considering the whole "i'm showing the place to prospective roommates right now" thing the timing could be better.

― you make chatting lame (teenagequiet), Monday, 26 June 2006 13:54 (nineteen years ago)

Guys, the t-shirt gauntlet has been thrown:

http://www.zazzle.com/hastingsthread

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Monday, 26 June 2006 14:21 (nineteen years ago)

Sorry, I don't think kitty cat tees count as throwing down the gauntlet nor do they approach the incredibleness of Hunter Age 3.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 26 June 2006 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/8213/hunterrules1qt.jpg

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Monday, 26 June 2006 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

Not to mention "kitties don't even talk like that" was uttered by none other than DCilxor Ally, did it not?

xpost YES! Devil kitty freaks me out, but not in, you know, a GOOD way.

― quincie (quincie), Monday, 26 June 2006 15:48 (nineteen years ago)

You will all be blown away once I get Tom's new computer and open MY Zazzle store.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Monday, 26 June 2006 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

weekend notes & news:

1. There has been a lot of weather
2. Thanks to TOM and ALLY for coming to BLISS - my first set wasn't very good, but later in the night all the regulars showed up and it got much better and you missed it! But it also got MUCH more crowded and sweatier.
3. Maker's Mark should not be used as a thirst quencher.
4. Aaron Grossman is starting a Sunday night house/techno party at Bohemian Caverns. Huzzah!
5. Anyone have an LNS invite for me? firstname.lastname@gmail.com
6. ILX trip to Bohemian Caverns for Belgian Beer happy hour tomorrow night? (until 10pm!)
7. ILX trip to National Portrait Gallery/American Art museum?

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Monday, 26 June 2006 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

1. Yes. It should stop.
2. We needed more people to show up, like people who were with us and not people from Vice's don'ts section. Mainly cos of the way those people were like psuedo-dancing, they were taking up so much room doing it and in order to combat that and be able to dance yourself in a situation like that, you need to be able to create your OWN circle--imposiblity with only two people. Next time, I know to be prepared. And also to wear the stupidest outfit I own. Your set was good though, I was enjoying it!
3. No.
4. That's pretty cool.
5. Upcoming.
6. What is with you people and the Mondays/Tuesdays/Wednesdays thing?
7. YES whenever sounds good to me!

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Monday, 26 June 2006 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

rain rain go away

beer! Tomorrow! let's see if I can remember that. I seem to forget everything else lately

― dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 26 June 2006 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

1. Better now. But not by much
2. Instead of BLISS, my Saturday evening was spent watching the MISS VIRGINIA pagent with mr. q and his sisters. It was fucking hysterical on so many levels that I can't even get into it. Maybe mr. q will describe, but honestly, it was kind of beyond words.
3. DUH! (Which is not to say I've never made this mistake myself)
4. Where BoCave?
5. Sounds like Ally has you covered. Send me a drinking buddy invite once you're on and I will add you!
6. DUH! (By which I mean, "of course!")
7. Yeah that too, esp. if it is followed by cocktail hour as per last ILX museum outing.

― quincie (quincie), Monday, 26 June 2006 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

CNN breaking news headline an hour ago: "Washington too wet to work"

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Monday, 26 June 2006 17:09 (nineteen years ago)

I wish someone had sent me the memo this morning cos I don't feel like doing squat.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Monday, 26 June 2006 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i'm not particularly bummed or nothin but man, i can't even pretend to pretend to care today

― you make chatting lame (teenagequiet), Monday, 26 June 2006 17:20 (nineteen years ago)

The Bo Cave is here, a couple blocks east of U St. Metro. Look for the cobwebs.

People are still trailing damply into the office complaining about their four-hour commutes etc. Whatever happened to calling in sick and staying home?

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Monday, 26 June 2006 17:21 (nineteen years ago)

I will be at black cat with a law school fren on tues, but maybe we'll stop by pre-show?

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 26 June 2006 17:23 (nineteen years ago)

STOP RAINING

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Monday, 26 June 2006 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

I hate Mondays.

― Garfield The Cat (Mr.Que), Monday, 26 June 2006 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

It better not be fucking raining like this tomorrow or I ain't going NOWHERE!

IS THAT YOU HUSBAND! WHAT WITH YOU AND GARFIELD, FFS?

― quincie (quincie), Monday, 26 June 2006 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

I went across the street for lunch sans umbrella like five minutes before it started pouring. Now I'm staring forlornly across the street trying to decide if I want to buy a paper for the trip across.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 26 June 2006 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

GARFIELD RULES, OK?

― TOO WET TO WORK (plsmith), Monday, 26 June 2006 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

HE HAS TAUGHT US ALL ABOUT LOVE, LIFE & LASAGNA.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 26 June 2006 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

Man, I hate Odie.

― garfield the kat (Mr.Que), Monday, 26 June 2006 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

Happy 5th birthday, guys!! I loved Garfield too when I was your age.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Monday, 26 June 2006 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

TOO CRANKY TO WORK

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Monday, 26 June 2006 17:43 (nineteen years ago)

THATS THE NAME OF THE BIOGRAPHY IM WRITING ABOUT ALLY

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Monday, 26 June 2006 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

TAKE A NAP, OR PESTER JON

x-post

― Garfield the kat gives advice to the graduate (Mr.Que), Monday, 26 June 2006 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

Takings Sides: Garfield vs Get Fuzzy when Get Fuzzy is in one of its just awful periods?

― quincie (quincie), Monday, 26 June 2006 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

Rivers Cuomo
English Czr
Kyoko Mori
10/18/04

A Mad and Furious Master

Flavor Flav: What you out for?
Ice Cube: I’m only out for one thing.
Flavor Flav: What you out for, man?
Ice Cube: Yo, I’m out for the p***y, the money, and the mic . . .
--Ice Cube, From Amerikka’s Most Wanted

When I first became successful, I never had physical relations with fans. Even when women came to my hotel room, sometimes ten or fifteen at a time, I never made a move. The women would forget that I was there and talk excitedly amongst themselves, often about other bands, as they raided the mini-bar.
“Isn’t Green Day great??” one would ask, cracking open her tenth Heineken.
“Omigod, yeah, and the lead singer’s soooo cute!!”
I would just lie in bed until I fell asleep, alone.
Then one night, I plucked up my courage and boldly proclaimed, “OK, whoever wants to stay in the room has to . . . uhh . . . take off their clothes and…uhh…get on the bed”. The women tittered and most of them left, but four of them stayed, and to my amazement, did as I asked.
For a while, I thought I had found the way to ease my loneliness. Then one day, my friend Todd called and said, “Rivers, have you seen this website?” He was laughing. “It’s girls telling their stories about being backstage with you. You’re on the front page with devil’s-horns!” I knew then that I would have to find another way.
On the next few tours I started going to massage parlors instead. This gave me privacy, and a reliable way to satisfy my physical desires, but in time, the feeling of loneliness came back. Many nights, after leaving one of these establishments, I would wander around the seedy district of some strange, foreign city with thousands of dollars in my pocket, trying to find the way back to my hotel, afraid to ask anyone for help.
When the tours were finally over, I went home and spent a lot of time by myself. I thought that if indulging my desires only led to more suffering, then maybe resisting them would bring me peace. I remembered that once I had met a man who told me he had been completely celibate for ten years.
“You mean you don’t even . . .?” I asked.
“No,” he said. “I don’t even . . .”
I had stared out the window at the barren trees, thinking, How one could be so cruel to oneself? Now, deep in the emptiness of my own excess, I was ready to give this “cruelty” a try. I stopped returning phone calls from women looking be with me. I packed up whatever pornography I had accumulated over my life and left it to be taken out to the trash (incidentally, the box was mistaken as belonging with some others and was taken by an assistant to Salvation Army, where, surely, the male employees high-fived each other until their hands bled). Finally, one day I knelt down on the floor, placed my hands together in front of my chest, closed my eyes, and repeated three times, softly, the words, “I will not engage in sexual activity of any kind, whatsoever, for the next . . . two years.” I waited a few moments, let the words sink in, and then got up and started living out my experiment.

JERRY: But are you still master of your domain?
GEORGE: I am king of the county. You?
JERRY: Lord of the manor.
--Seinfeld, The Contest

At first I felt very strong and enjoyed the challenge of disciplining myself. When friends asked in amazement if I found it difficult to abstain under these conditions, I answered stoically, “It’s difficult, but probably not as difficult as kicking heroin”. Things got more difficult, however, as my body realized that it wasn’t going to get any release for a long, long time. I started exhibiting the classic signs of physical frustration: I tossed and turned in bed all night. I hung on for too long when girlfriends hugged me hello or good-bye (they had to pry me off). I spent extra time in the shower, soaping and scrubbing, wistfully. I even had my very first night-time accident, waking up and rolling over onto my back, tears filling my eyes.
I didn’t make it any easier on myself by occasionally cheating a little, “accidentally” stumbling onto an adult site while surfing the internet.
“What’s this??” I asked myself. “Rate-my-camel-toe.com? Disgraceful! I’d better click on some more pictures here just to make sure my eyes aren’t deceiving me.”
One time, I even made the incredibly stupid decision of going to a “pajama” party at the Playboy Mansion. I sat by the dance floor the whole night, twitching and drooling, slightly, as hundreds of nearly-naked women writhed en masse to the music. When a warm, wet, female mouth suddenly whispered in my ear, “Let me know if you see anything you like—I can make it happen,” my glasses fogged over completely.
I seemed again to be experiencing more suffering than peace. I concluded that modern society was just not conducive to celibate living for a single, successful musician. Marriage, which once had seemed as undesirably permanent as a tattoo, now seemed to be the one, clear hope for my coming out of my longing. It would allow me to have a peaceful physical relationship with one person and continue my work in society without constantly having to fight or give in to the temptations all around. I promised myself to remain celibate until either my wedding day or the end of my vow, whichever came first, and set about trying to find a wife.

“. . . There is nothing nobler
or better than this,
When two people, who think alike, keep house
As man and wife . . .”
--Homer, Odyssey

First I tried internet dating. I spent three hours filling out answers to questions like “Would you describe yourself more as: outgoing, personable, extroverted, or just plain jolly?” After submitting this application, I was immediately rejected with the explanation, “We are sorry, but there is no one in our database, anywhere in the world, that is appropriate for you. Thank you!!” I felt humiliated. In retrospect, I probably should not have described myself as someone who is all 5’s looking for someone who is all 10’s.
I then turned to online social networks, like Friendster.com. I quickly found someone that seemed like wife-material. She was beautiful, talented, and appeared to have the same values as me. I wrote many messages to her trying to get her attention but she didn’t respond. This, of course, made me even crazier for her, so I started uploading songs that I had recorded for her. Even after radio stations started downloading the songs and playing them on the air, she still wasn’t impressed. Then, a friend of mine, who also happened to know her, contacted me and said, “What are you doing, man? She is totally wrong for you!!” I was incredulous.
“Why?” I asked.
“Let me tell you,” he said, and then recited a massive litany of reasons which I had to agree, albeit reluctantly, were totally legitimate. Apparently, I hadn’t really seen the woman but rather the projection of my own desires onto her online profile. Perhaps the internet wasn’t the best place to meet someone with whom I was planning to spend the rest of my life. I needed to find someone the old-fashioned way, face to face. College, which I had never quite finished before, was probably my best bet. I made all the arrangements and busied myself writing out a list of the qualities I sought in a partner, so that I could be sure to recognize her as soon as I saw her.
Before I left for school, however, I suddenly, miraculously, met someone. On our first date, I reviewed all of the points on my checklist and concluded, “She’s perfect!!!” I very quickly started planning our future life together, including where we were going to live, how many kids we were going to have, and what instruments our kids would play. I didn’t let her come into my apartment at first, however, because I didn’t want to endanger my vow of celibacy. Then one night, as she dropped me off, she said, “Can I just come in and use your bathroom?”
Bathroom-use led to showing–of-the-apartment which then led to frantic groping on the couch, rendered comical by the fact that I wouldn’t let myself kiss her or touch her anywhere important. “How does that feel, baby?” I said, fondling her elbow. When she finally asked, “Isn’t there anything else we can do?” my brain went into overdrive and worked out the various permutations: “Let’s see,” I said. “According to the strict definition of celibacy: I am not allowed to touch you [“you” meaning . . . well, you know], you are not allowed to touch me, I am not allowed to touch myself . . .and you . . .Wait a minute!”
We scrambled up the stairs to my loft and dove onto my bed. She rolled onto her back and put her hand to herself as I climbed on top and brushed my mouth against hers and all over her face and neck. I didn’t touch her down there, but I ran my hand up and down her arm, feeling her muscles tense up and twitch as she worked herself more and more furiously. She kept going until finally she let out a big moan and relaxed. I looked down on her, whimpered, and then fell over onto my back and stared at the ceiling, fire-like sensations bursting from every cell in my body. I had heard that Buddhist monks only had a few precepts to follow originally —for example, no killing, no stealing, and no sexual relations—but that eventually, their list grew to many hundreds in order to accommodate all the ingenious ways they had devised to get around them, for example, by having sex with trees. I thought that if I were a monk, after that night in the loft, they might have had to add one more to their list.
Sadly, within a few weeks of that night, we broke up. The woman moved away and quickly got herself a new boyfriend. Although there are many reasons why our relationship didn’t work out, it certainly couldn’t have helped that I had started scouring the internet for new friends again. I had to conclude that perhaps marriage wasn’t going to satisfy my longing. Here I had someone who seemed so perfect, relative to the checklist in my mind, and then quickly started longing for something else. I was devastated that my desires, it appeared, had led me again into pain, and caused pain for someone else. All alone in my apartment, now, I decided to try a new tack to escape my longing. I made a strong determination to avoid the sight of women altogether.

"Be careful not to look at women. If you happen to see them, do not look at them. Be careful not to talk to them. If you talk to them, be sure to guard your minds and behaviors.” -- Buddha, to the monks.

After a few days of not seeing any women at all, I started feeling a greater sense of inner peace. I could see why a monk in seclusion might actually be happier than those of us who indulge in the pleasures of the flesh. I remembered that Sophocles, one of the best-looking men in ancient Athens, was asked in his old age, "How does love suit with age -- are you still the man you were?” and replied, "Peace, most gladly have I escaped the thing of which you speak; I feel as if I had escaped from a mad and furious master." I felt that I too was escaping from a mad and furious master. My night-time accidents were occurring less and less frequently and my explicit fantasies started to wane. That part of my mind and body was shriveling from lack of use.
I wondered if Muslim women veil their faces at least partly in an attempt to promote this kind of peace in both themselves and the men around them. I knew that Qawwali singers in Pakistan don’t even allow women to attend their concerts, believing that the sight of women distracts them from devoting their performance to God. Contemplating this, I wondered what my concerts would be like with no women in the audience. Would I dress the same? Would I move the same? Would I write the same words? Would I even bother to give concerts? Would I even bother to write songs? I wondered how many of my supposedly artistic or philosophical efforts, from songwriting, to performing, to trying my hardest in school, were really just base attempts to attract a mate. These questions troubled me, but I figured I would find the answers, for better or for worse, now that women were no longer a part of my life.
Then I began to ask myself a question even more troubling: what if I wasn’t physically able to go back to sexual activity if, one day, I changed my mind. My meditation teacher once said that a celibate meditator slowly loses his ability to have children. Was this okay with me? I put it to myself this way: If there were a switch I could flip that would forever turn off my sex drive, would I do it? I wasn’t sure that I would. I had always thought I would have kids someday. When I was a child, my step-dad told me that his mother had thrown out his comics, which I otherwise would have inherited. I swore that I would never let this happen to mine; I would save mine for my kids. Although I let go of almost all my possessions, including my car, my house, and my bed, I still had those comics, three thousand miles away, locked in storage. What would I do with them if I never had kids? My life yawned out before me, no wife, no kids, and seemed unbearably lonely. I decided that I had to at least keep my life open to the possibility of meeting someone and starting a family. With this vague resolution in mind, I headed back to school.

“So high, you can’t get over it
So low, you can’t get under it
So wide, you can’t get around it
You must come in at the door.”
--Negro Spiritual

During the first week, I went to check out a class on women’s literature mostly because it would help me meet the requirements for my degree. I went to the lecture with an open mind, but when I opened the door, arriving a little late, all thirty students, all women, turned and looked at me, and I realized that I might be in for trouble. “Heh,” I said, and slinked into a seat in the back. After the teacher, pacing furiously back and forth in front of the class used both the phrases “dead white men” and “the POWER of female sexuality!” within thirty seconds of my sitting down, my old defense mechanism of spacing out kicked in and I didn’t hear much else of what she said.
“Pssshh!” I thought, later, as I walked back to my room. “What I could really use some help with is my sexuality.” I kept my head down and watched my feet fall in front of me, left, right, left, right. “After all this time supposedly mastering my cravings, I’m still just as confused, frustrated, and lonely as ever. On top of that, my vow is almost up and I’ll soon have to choose what to do next.” I crossed the street and went over one bridge and under another. “Am I going to high-tail it back to the next party at the Playboy Mansion? Am I going to find the love of my life by some miracle? Am I going to renew my vow for another two years, or ten years, or life? I have no idea!!” I was walking without awareness of my surroundings. “And you know what? It doesn’t even matter which path I choose when my vow is over, I’m still going to have to face my completely incompatible cravings for promiscuity, companionship, and solitude. There is no one right choice that will magically bring me peace and ease the longing in my heart.”
I sighed, looked around, and realized that I was totally lost. I couldn’t recognize any of the buildings or landscaping around me. The people that walked by seemed totally unfamiliar, more mature and business-like, than the people I usually see on campus. I collapsed onto a bench.
Leaning back, I sensed the sun setting behind my head. “Ehh . . .” I thought. “I guess there’s a kind of comfort in uncertainty. All I can do in the end is embrace it.” I smiled. “And buck up, cowboy, there have been a few positive changes since you’ve been a celibate. You’re not quite as desperate for action as you were when you first became a star. You’re not quite as desperate to find someone to make you feel complete. You’re not even as desperate to be alone. You’re doin’ okay, buddy.”
I noticed the moon starting to shine in the sky and then I heard a female voice from my left. A woman was standing there, with slightly wavy hair, dark against her white skin. She looked at me inquisitively.
“Excuse me, are you Rivers Cuomo?” she said.
“Yes,” I said
“Hi,” she said. “My name is ****” There were a few moments of silence.
“Nice to meet you,” I said.
“Nice to meet you!” she said. “What are you doing out here?”
“I was going back to the Quad. I . . . got lost.”
She held out her hand to me and smiled. “Let me take you there. That’s where I’m

going!”

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Monday, 26 June 2006 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

Does that mean you're voting for Garfield?

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Monday, 26 June 2006 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

AHAHAHAHAH. HUH.

― quincie (quincie), Monday, 26 June 2006 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

If Rivers Cuomo finally went ahead and made a music video in which he actually dressed up as C3P0, some rageful guitar/D&D dork will finally shoot him, cold up in the side of the head.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Monday, 26 June 2006 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

GET FUZZY HAS JUMPED THE SHARK, IMHO.

The best way to read Garfield is to only read what Jon says and ignore what Garfield says. It makes the comic quite strange and put-up-with-able.

I read Garfield, Mutts, Zippy and Pearls Before Swine. So I'm into animals, is what I'm sayin'. And pinheads.

― I DONT WANNA BE A PINHEAD NO MO (Mr.Que), Monday, 26 June 2006 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

I miss Luann.

― quincie (quincie), Monday, 26 June 2006 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.achewood.com/comic.php?date=07142003

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Monday, 26 June 2006 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

Mr Q: Marmaduke vs. Howard Huge.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Monday, 26 June 2006 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

Mr. X: They are both weak.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 26 June 2006 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

what was that rivers cuomo thing for???!!!

June in DC = RAIN + CREEPY

― dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 26 June 2006 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

my friend sent it to me, and i thought it merited some attention

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Monday, 26 June 2006 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.achewood.com/comic.php?date=08132003

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Monday, 26 June 2006 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

The characters in those talking-animal strips must think the animals in Mark Trail are total fucking idiots.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Monday, 26 June 2006 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

Oh man I swear to god if it doesn't stop raining I'm gonna go stand outside and just start screaming real loud, STOP RAINING, see what happens.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Monday, 26 June 2006 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

i am so bored i am looking at vacuum tube varieties for "fun."

― you make chatting lame (teenagequiet), Monday, 26 June 2006 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

oh shit steven segal's playin at the birchmere tomorrow

― you make chatting lame (teenagequiet), Monday, 26 June 2006 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

Hi everyone! How nice to be back in DC where there is an active internet community that does not involve noize boiz,

I'll try and come to the Tuesday thing but I have to finish a project that may give me a bit of trouble first. And I am definitely down for museum(s).

Should I go to my class at the LOC tonight or is DC flooded?

What is fun to do 4th of July?

― Mary (Mary), Monday, 26 June 2006 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

oh bossman, sometimes i think you're a pretty all right dude and sometimes i want to punch you in the throat, but when you say that we can leave early today because of probable metro delays you approach brodom.

― you make chatting lame (teenagequiet), Monday, 26 June 2006 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

bossman, I may hate LM but I love that you just brought me the latest issue of US Weekly and insisted I read it "immediately!"

― quincie (quincie), Monday, 26 June 2006 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

Oh and hi Mary! How were the mermaids and mermen?

Mr. Q is abandoning me for the beach July 4th weekend, so I will lounging by the pool all by my lonesome unless people come to keep me company!

― quincie (quincie), Monday, 26 June 2006 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

Holy shit, we're all going to have to get on the ark that we visited this weekend. ILXors, please line up two by two: britishes, mongrels and sheepfuxxors, noizers, etc.

― quincie (quincie), Monday, 26 June 2006 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

I'm not abandoning you. You just don't have any vacation. And you've been invited to the beach. So don't play all-poor-look-at-me-my-husband's-off-at-the-beach.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 26 June 2006 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

I'll come keep company as I don't have any time off either! Assuming DC hasn't sank underneath the ocean by then.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Monday, 26 June 2006 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

Everywhere will be the pool by this weekend.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Monday, 26 June 2006 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

I'll go to the pool too, I don't have anywhere to go.. well, I could've gone to NYC, but would have to keep pace with high energy person who knows a ton of people, for three-four days, and I am not feeling up to it right now, so I'm sticking around.

― dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 26 June 2006 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

Srsly I need to find a picture of that ark. It's for the new movie with Steve what's-his-face from The Office (US version); he plays like some congressman who gets a wild hair to build an ark in his suburban development. Said suburban development happens to be where my sister-in-law works with the builder. She's had to put up with all manner of insanity, such as getting stopped on her way to work to let the elphants and giraffes cross the street!

― quincie (quincie), Monday, 26 June 2006 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

STEVE CARELL

the movie is

EVAN ALMIGHTY

It's called GOOGLE, KATIE-G

http://www.readthehook.com/stories/2006/06/15/PHOTOPHILE%20crozetEvanFilming-C.doc.aspx

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 26 June 2006 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

OK here, you gotta scroll down a bit:

http://www.chud.com/index.php?type=news&id=6744

Anyway, I'm gonna need one of these things to float down 270.

x-post SEE, I READ GOOGLE, TOO!

― quincie (quincie), Monday, 26 June 2006 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

YOUR PICS ARE SO MUCH BETTER. GOOD JOB

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 26 June 2006 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

Here on ILX, we prefer KUDOS

― quincie (quincie), Monday, 26 June 2006 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

I MAKE MY OWN RULES, BABY.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 26 June 2006 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

Yay, it stopped raining! For the fifth time today.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Monday, 26 June 2006 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

http://image.weather.com/images/maps/current/cur_ec_720x486.jpg

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 26 June 2006 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

Mary, be advised:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/hp/images/beltwaymap_290b.gif

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Monday, 26 June 2006 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

What about me? There is a yellow triangle between me and home, dammit!

― quincie (quincie), Monday, 26 June 2006 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

Better drive over it slowly so it doesn't puncture your tire.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Monday, 26 June 2006 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

So instead of trying to negotiate the yellow triangle I cut through Bethesda and stopped at the hardware store to get AC filters. The place was mobbed, with every other person buying mops and wet-vacs.

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 12:05 (nineteen years ago)

Steven Segal learned at the laps of unknown Mississippi Bluesmen who travelled north to Michigan to work in the steel mills.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/06/26/AR2006062601509.html

This may go down as the single biggest regret of moving to LA. I would SO be at the Birchmere tonight if I were still in town.

― Big Loud Ape Mountain (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 12:06 (nineteen years ago)

We're gonna pitch a wang dang doodle all night long.

― Howlin' Wolf (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 12:48 (nineteen years ago)

BLAM, won't he be playing LA? Or have Buddhist hitmen put out a contract on him there?

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 12:56 (nineteen years ago)

What the fuck to I have to do to get a minimally competent desktop publisher. Anyone? We should have fired this person two years ago--WHY IS SHE STILL HERE FUCKING UP MY STUFF?

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 13:27 (nineteen years ago)

For a second there I thought Tombot was back.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 13:34 (nineteen years ago)

Apparently this is what LM does to people.

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 13:44 (nineteen years ago)

That sux, though--is there any way you can route work around her? Or plant empty Zima bottles in her wastebasket?

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 14:04 (nineteen years ago)

Oh my god the Zima thing is genius!

I tried very hard to route this pub around her, going so far as to poach someone from another group to do the layout. But incompetent DTP is the only one who has the EndNote library for the bibliography, so it had to end up in her hands just to dump in the citations. Whereupon she started moving shit around manually, which I specifically told her NOT to do because she always screws stuff up in the process, and now I'm faced with an enormous techincal document whose update should have been simple but is now a big mess. Fuck me.

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

Ugh! That sounds like a nightmare. Hopefully someday she'll screw up something so big it'll inconvenience some high-level honchos and she'll get her comeuppance. In the meantime, maybe you'd better start hitting the Zima yourself.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

I say take it how it is directly to her supervisor and have him/her fix the document. Like, every single time she fucks up. Unless you are her direct supervisor, in which case you should fire her!

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

Are any higher-ups aware of the amazing productivity sink this person is? 'Cause even if they're not able/willing to fire her, it sounds like she needs to have all exclusive resources taken from her so she can be cut out of workflow.

But that's in an ideal universe where supervisors pay attention to the needs of their employees.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

you should gather all the stakeholders, run it up the flagpole and see who salutes.

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 15:30 (nineteen years ago)

tell her she's wasting your time and you'd like to see her try and give it back.

yeah

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 15:36 (nineteen years ago)

WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOO

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 15:41 (nineteen years ago)

She's not my direct report or she'd have been out long ago. Her supervisor is sympathetic to my plight and agrees that she sucks, but head honcho (project director) just keeps telling us to document this shit, that things will change, she's working on an exit strategy, blah blah blah IT'S BEEN THREE FUCKING YEARS, LET'S EXIT ALREADY!

Huh, sound familiar?

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 16:21 (nineteen years ago)

Head honcho is working on a strategy for her own exit.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

Guys should I be an assistant science editor for MACNEIL LEHRER PRODUCTIONS? It pays in the low 30s! What's not to love?

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

David Brooks!

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

David Brooks. I mean, who loves him?

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 17:00 (nineteen years ago)

It could suck if you got the McNeil end of the stick. Sitting around waiting for an elderly Canadian to finish his breakfast and decide if he's going to do something that day, I mean.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 17:10 (nineteen years ago)

Psst! I think McNeil's dead!

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

Makes it suck even more if you get the McNeil end of the stick, then.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 17:19 (nineteen years ago)

fuck that, easiest job ever

― you make chatting lame (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 17:21 (nineteen years ago)

mark pls to hurry up and sell book so i can quit job to work for dead guy. Thx!

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

WILL DO, THX

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

If dead ppl can have AOL accounts then they can have assistants too.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

Dudes if I wanted to live somewhere it rained for days on end I'd move to Portland, thank you very much.

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

YO DUDES

― WORKING FROM HOMEY (plsmith), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

WATCHING TWIN PEAKS AND "SOMETHING NEW" AND CURRENTLY UNABLE TO CHECK WORK EMAIL ;__;

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

Oh man you and your "working from home"

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

I'm not dead. Want a job?

― R. MacNeil (Stephen X), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

Dude, I coulda sworn you were dead. Why you lettin' Jimmy Lehrer get all the credit, yo?

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.hawkpub.com/busmyown.gif
You don't fuck with a man who owns his own bus.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah,I'm pretty sure you're dead. Or good as.

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

OK that's the new thread title, people. Jim Lehrer Has His Own Bus.

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

WOW TEMPS ARE SO GREAT. YET ANOTHER WONDERFUL ASPECT OF MODERN AMERICAN OFFICE LIFE, WHICH ALSO INCLUDES THE WONDERS OF THE SUPPLY ROOM, FREE WATER/COFFEE AND LAME ELEVATOR CHAT.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

Just think how thrilled that temp is. Poor sod. Are you being nice to him?

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

Guys I think I have a tapeworm because I can't stop eating!

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

Hello Mudduh Hello Fadduh: ILX Rolling Parenting Thread

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

COOL IT JUST STARTED RAINING AGAIN SWEET

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

Hahaha NO! I will never be a poster on that thread. I'd rather have a tapeworm than a fetus all parasiting off of me.

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

I mean, being forced to knock of the booze would be bad enough, and then you'd have labor, and then, a kid! WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS?

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

You know what was awesome today was when a coworker went on for a while about how a certain job skill ISN'T EVEN A SKILL and it's so stupid that people get paid a lot to do it especially in government jobs. (skill in question is one of the main jobs I do, right)

Next team meeting is when I ask, "OK, WHY do I put up with your crap again?"

― dar1a g (daria g), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

Does this person actually have the skill he/she disparages?

I'm about to go on a workplace rampage so if you want to give me the address to your office I can just swing by and take care of some things.

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

From reading the parenting thread I learned that pregnant people can eat all the fatty foods they want because apparently baby branes are made of cheese. So that's a plus.

Dar1a you could mention that refraining from killing your coworkers is technically not even a skill and that you might consider not using it for a while.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

MY ASS IS SOAKED.
WHERE IS CAPTAIN FEDEX WITH MY $2K OF SHINY WHITE TRANSISTORS

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

Are you building a weather machine or are the transistors unrelated to the soaked ass?

― matlewis (matlewis), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

he is preparing a super soaker the likes of which the world will tremble before

― you make chatting lame (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

wtf it is raining sideways AGAIN. Dar1a was OTM describing this weather as 'creepy'.

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

ok zack, "dive" is pretty awesome

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

yeah it is!

― you make chatting lame (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

xpost to quincie - Yeah, coworker does know it as well, it's just markup language stuff, not so difficult - I'm not that techie and it's OK considering I was a literature student until about a year ago. And I know this, though even work that isn't that technically difficult isn't necessarily work you could hire anyone to do and they'd do it without messing it up. It was more about the insulting-me-to-my-face part, which seemed quite graceless and unnecessary. Ya know? It's like, if you're so great and know everything, what are you doing here? Why aren't you running your own consulting firm?

― dar1a g (daria g), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

My big boss just stopped by my office and noted that between the transition (from little company to LM) and the weather, this spring is "bringing to the surface all the subclinical pathologies." I hope I'm not actually acting as batshit crazy as some of the people around here!

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

all this rain is coming between me and beer :(

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

Bohemian Caverns tonight? Anyone? Half price Belgian beer until 10pm?

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

Guess not. I may stick close to home and do the Brickskeller.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

Brian you know that as a rule I am always game, but the weather has me cowed and I am now home diligently searching for a job that doesn't involve blowing shit up. Will BoCave belgian beer happy hour occur regularly, or am I missing my only opportunity???

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

It happens every Tuesday. I was going to stay home because of the rain, but if I keep doing that I may end up never going out again.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

Update: Rain has stopped! Mark is trapped on a bus in G'town!

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 22:30 (nineteen years ago)

The merpeople were a bit skanky.

I haven't started the project I was supposed to finish tonight, so can't come out drinking.

Count me in for Independence Day sunbathing, assuming the deluge has ended.

― Mary (Mary), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 23:29 (nineteen years ago)

q is mark ok yet??? should we rescue him?

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 00:24 (nineteen years ago)

Is that what happened to my 30 bus this evening? I got to the stop and people had been waiting 45 minutes to an hour!

― dar1a g (daria g), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 00:33 (nineteen years ago)

I'm safe! My normal thirty minute bus ride was almost two hours. Lucky me, I always have a book on my person so hey, not my problem.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 01:03 (nineteen years ago)

You're a 30 bus rider, too, Darla? PARTYBUS is more like it.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 01:03 (nineteen years ago)

30 bus goes by my work, so I take it a lot, though there are other crosstown bus lines I have to use to get to wisconsin ave first. wish we had a metro.

yesterday there were five rowdy teenagers on the 30 bus, they were LOUD & probably had seen too much south park, and going on and on about some charlie guy (??), most people were looking pretty annoyed about it (I guess their swearing like crazy didn't help). then they were like "look at these white people, I bet they go home and watch soap operas all day" and I had such a hard time not busting out laughing the whole time.

― dar1a g (daria g), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 01:28 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha - one night i rode the E bus from CT to 16th, and these 17-18 year-olds kept saying over and over again, "whos gonna sell me some drugs? whos gonna sell me some drugs?"

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 12:44 (nineteen years ago)

LOUD Teenagers + End of the Workday + Small Confined Space in which Voices Echo Sharp & Loud=Relief when Said Loud Teenagers Get Off Bus. I have nothing against teenagers.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 13:07 (nineteen years ago)

Doesn't sound like it!

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 13:13 (nineteen years ago)

Whatever, babyhater.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 13:39 (nineteen years ago)

Freak Out Hell Bus

― dar1a g (daria g), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 13:42 (nineteen years ago)

OK does anyone here know what the hell this means? I'm trying to decide if this is a job I want to apply for or not, and I think knowing wtf the company even does might be helpful:

WHO WE ARE: TimeBanks USA (TBUSA) is dedicated to creating communities that reward decency, caring and a passion for justice. To achieve this goal, we have developed a framework and approach, called Time Banking, that has been adopted by communities throughout the US and in more than 20 countries. With Time Banking, acts of helping become occasions where those who receive help become partners in rebuilding community and advancing social justice.

The work of TBUSA centers on nurturing and supporting a movement in support of the vision. To that end, we bring Time Banking to organizations and communities throughout the US via the internet, workshops, presentations, training and conferences. We work closely with new and existing Time Banks as they seek out and develop new ways of using Time Banking. And we promote Time Banking, its values and its aims, to philanthropic foundations, governmental and non-profit organizations and individuals who resonate with our vision.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 14:46 (nineteen years ago)

ally i dont even want to talk to you right now

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

Oh well I've already decided against that job anyway now that I've found one with a title, "Centennial Worship Coordinator"

PS Metallica sux!!!!!!!!

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 14:52 (nineteen years ago)

A. It sounds kind of like a gussied-up version of those barter-exchange networks from the 90s, where you get points for building someone a Web site and then later on someone else regrouts your bathroom.

B. All those capital letters make it seem like a self-realization cult.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, I kind of read through the whole description and everything sounded ok except for, like, the way the person who wrote this ad writes which was verging on psychotic.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

you should see if you can find a job as a harvester of sorrow, dude

― you make chatting lame (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

Stephen X OTM; may be scientology-related!

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

you should see if you can find a job as a harvester of sorrow, dude

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AWESOME.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 15:13 (nineteen years ago)

How awesome is it to have someone pop in during your work day to bring you NEW SHOES! Shall I close my office door and try them on?

FYI: there are people out there who believe that the plural of 'analogue' is 'analogous'. Some of these people work in publishing. You have been warned.

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

Sin-eater!

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 15:49 (nineteen years ago)

Do they order clothes from catalogous?

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 15:54 (nineteen years ago)

hahahaha

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

Guys I'm pretty happy with my shoe purchases. But I don't think Mr. Q will like at least one (1) pair.

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.hipark.austin.isd.tenet.edu/recent/2004-05/slippers/MVC-021S.jpg

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 17:07 (nineteen years ago)

I can't be the harvester of sorrow, it's a job that requires you to be at least 35 and have years of public service experience, or rich parents. Please don't dangle jobs that are impossible for me to have at this point in time in my face. ;_;

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 17:10 (nineteen years ago)

I thought to be a Harvester of Sorrow all you had to do was know how to plant seeds of hate. And speak language of the mad.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 17:21 (nineteen years ago)

No, that's the requirements to be an intern.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 17:23 (nineteen years ago)

OK scratch what I said about being happy with my shoe purchases--I just took the Dr. Scholl's for a stroll over to the next building and honest to god they are harder to walk in than my highest heels! I mean Mary totally warned me about this but come on! Their whole deal is "oh look cute retro comfort shoes!" Bullshit--now I know why our moms were all so cranky in the '70s.

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

Or maybe that was just MY mom.

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

If it makes you feel better, almost any pair of flat shoes makes me start walking like I'm Kevin Spacey in the Usual Suspects. I dread trying these Dr. Scholl's if they are as bad as you say, I'd probably just break my leg.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

maybe you should be gellin'
http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000052XX3.01._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

Mookie are you really leaving us tomorrow?

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

yes i am. unless the rain washes away all the uhaul trucks.

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

i will miss u all. ;_;

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.networkworld.com/gif/2002/0401ap1.gif

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 17:48 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.anticoemoderno.it/Antico/Vinile/ingrandimenti/Kc%20and%20the%20Sunshine%20Band%20-%20Please%20don

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 17:48 (nineteen years ago)

and finally, I think I speak for everyone here when I say:
http://www.bingoweekly.com/cards/cards/pets/th/th_6.jpg

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 17:49 (nineteen years ago)

Mookie you have to keep posting here, OK? Esp. during hoops season. Fuck an NYC thread!

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

http://ewancient.lysator.liu.se/pic/art/d/a/daydream/dontgo.jpg

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

oh dude if you weren't the godfather of my invisible baby I'd hurt you for that one.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

come up to nyc and we'll go see BEISBOL

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

um, xxp

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

pete, you are NOT AUTHORIZED

― you make chatting lame (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, that kind of post hurts everyone.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

You guys can look at my sister's pix from Hiroshima if you want, to take your mind off that...thing...Pete did: http://community.webshots.com/user/jkearney3

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

dudes did everyone leave because of the pic upthread? I am back to my haircut quandry.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, we should probably just start a new thread. Thanks, Pete.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

I think everyone left because of those elves.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

Can we call the new thread YIFF ME I'M PETE

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

whatta bunch prudes

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

alright, a few shy of a thousand but let's ditch this bitch

Tim Robbins is blowing up yr NoVa McMansion: DC10 (Cos SOMEONE Ruined the Other one)

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

YIFF?

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

you don't wanna know dude. consider yourself blessed that you just don't know.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

Ah, the bliss of hide images--I still have no idea what's going on.

Q, what color did you get Dr. S?

I have these other shoes that I wore today that I bought from a cobbler on West 5th street. They are sort of Dr Schollish but from Germany and they are actualy really comfortable.

Original Worishoffer is the name, if you like corked heels. I'm kinda regretting I got them in white.

http://www.dales-shoes.com/worishofer/images/140_blk.jpg

― Mary (Mary), Thursday, 29 June 2006 00:00 (nineteen years ago)

you guys are pretty quick to judge me i noticed. anyway, i see some of you are interested in wine. if you are actually interested in some good stuff, let me know as i just dropped off a friend of mine to fly out to washington state before she heads to south america for the next season of crushing - she has started her winery in both areas. she's a cool girl, having survived a 35 foot fall when she was rock climbing in japan and yes, i find that amazing. anyway, she is going to crush it (yes, very funny) and i suggest you grab her first bottles this year as she has estimated that if she sells out, she will make a total of $8,000 for the year. let me know if any of you are interested, otherwise keep up with the capitool talk. i like it.

-mr (107 photos now) tr3nh0lm b0ggs

― gee t bee (geetbee), Thursday, 29 June 2006 04:09 (nineteen years ago)

tr3nh0lm we're over on the new ILXDC thread now--come join! We're, like, indie rock capitools!

Oh and did you see what we did with the Capitool Club? LNS got off waaaaay easy.

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 29 June 2006 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

Also: I like wine and drink lots and lots of it. Too much, some may argue.

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 29 June 2006 14:39 (nineteen years ago)

Don't listen to the naysayers.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Thursday, 29 June 2006 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

Why can't I find a more recent DC thread? Anyhoo, I'm back on ILX after a long and inadvertant absence. Anybody out there???

― quincie, Monday, 3 September 2007 16:22 (eighteen years ago)

HI DERE

― daria-g, Monday, 3 September 2007 16:34 (eighteen years ago)

HI DERE!!!

So I'm not the only one working (albeit from home) today?

How the hell are ya? Let's SHOP for fabulous fall fashions (have I missed any fabulous fall fashion threads?)

― quincie, Monday, 3 September 2007 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

i don't think there is an official fall fashion thread but i am all about ripping off balenciaga's look wherever possible!

i'm not actually working today.. more like cleaning up my new place b/c it's a total mess. and searching craigslist for furniture.. bought a couple small ikea chairs off someone a couple blocks over, so have to get those this afternoon

― daria-g, Monday, 3 September 2007 16:38 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.whitehouse.gov/easter/2005/eggsbystate/images/washingtondc.jpg

― I DIED, Monday, 3 September 2007 16:56 (eighteen years ago)

Hahahah Brian was that you Labor Day project?

I would very much like to eat at the new Queen Makeda. Going to SF this week--next week???

― quincie, Monday, 3 September 2007 17:00 (eighteen years ago)

― I DIED, Monday, 3 September 2007 17:00 (eighteen years ago)

but maybe in October I'll be visiting friends there

― I DIED, Monday, 3 September 2007 17:01 (eighteen years ago)

I mean *I* am going to SF this week. With MW. But totally down for ethiopian upon my return.

Dar1a where are you living? I am sooooo out of the loop.

― quincie, Monday, 3 September 2007 17:06 (eighteen years ago)

hi dere! i went to SF four weeks ago. i love microclimates.

― mookieproof, Monday, 3 September 2007 17:13 (eighteen years ago)

Hi everyone. I want to eat all the Ethiopian. I'll be starting a a job in Queens in at the end of October and I'd love to see everyone before that.

― Virginia Plain, Monday, 3 September 2007 17:16 (eighteen years ago)

i want ethiopian food

― river wolf, Monday, 3 September 2007 17:17 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1342/558339023_94f2abffaa.jpg

― I DIED, Monday, 3 September 2007 17:23 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.dukemrestaurant.com/Entertainment/Entertainers/Ethiopian_Music_Artist%5B1%5D.jpg

― I DIED, Monday, 3 September 2007 17:24 (eighteen years ago)

q - i moved to dupont!
maybe i will get some carryout from dukem tonight

― daria-g, Monday, 3 September 2007 17:24 (eighteen years ago)

thanks to all the ILX talk I am seriously craving ethiopian, and I've had it four times in the last two weeks.

― I DIED, Monday, 3 September 2007 17:33 (eighteen years ago)

oh good dupont! do you need help with any moving-related stuff? because I owe the moving-help bank big time.

Brian that is making me hungry, and I just ate my Indique leftovers.

River wolf, MW and I are recently back from a trip to Acadia NP. Halfway up some ridiculously beautiful climb, one of us (I forget which one) was like "you know who would love this? RIVER WOLF would love this."

So yeah, ILX has been temporarily gone for me, but not forgotten.

HI MOOKIE!!!!!

― quincie, Monday, 3 September 2007 17:35 (eighteen years ago)

Virginia are you Mary??? Now a fully hatched librarian? With a jobbie and everything???

― quincie, Monday, 3 September 2007 17:37 (eighteen years ago)

thx, i'm already all moved in actually! currently unpacking (i have been here about 2 weeks.. didn't bother to open half the boxes until today)

― daria-g, Monday, 3 September 2007 17:56 (eighteen years ago)

Yes, I am Mary, and all set to be inititiated into librarian sect.

― Virginia Plain, Monday, 3 September 2007 18:03 (eighteen years ago)

http://dcist.com/attachments/dcist_ian/2007_03_16_stonecutters.jpg

― Mr. Que, Monday, 3 September 2007 18:09 (eighteen years ago)

Aww man, the NYers are getting you? ;_;

― quincie, Monday, 3 September 2007 18:44 (eighteen years ago)

I had to go where the jobs are. But seriously, we should hang out!

― Virginia Plain, Monday, 3 September 2007 19:24 (eighteen years ago)

Yes! Out of town this week, but then back for the long haul. What is the jobbie?

― quincie, Monday, 3 September 2007 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

Children's Libr@ri@n for a br@nch of the Queens Libr@ry.

― Virginia Plain, Monday, 3 September 2007 20:48 (eighteen years ago)

Oh that sounds perfect! What is Queen's lib like (obv. answer: 10000X better than DC's libraries)?

― quincie, Monday, 3 September 2007 22:00 (eighteen years ago)

i am listening to go-go show on wpgc and thus far have heard go-go covers of "umbrella" and that jay-z/linkin park version of "encore".

and this awesome song i keep hearing is actually by a band called mambo sauce. excellent

― daria-g, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 01:57 (eighteen years ago)

hi q!

daer virginia: why are the queens library, the brooklyn library and the other-three-boroughs library separate?

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 02:38 (eighteen years ago)

It all has to do with the library systems developing independently before the boroughs joined together. Not sure why NYPL got the Bronx and S.I. though.

Queens Libr@ry has a good reputation (#1 circulating library in America) though what it's actually like to work there I guess I'll have to find out for myself. QL also brought a blimp to ALA:

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1050/640289513_7e00803f63_m.jpg

― Virginia Plain, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 05:03 (eighteen years ago)

A) THIS IS ALLY
B) THE MINNESOTA STATE FAIR: AWESOME.
C) HI QUINCIE!! YOU ARE ALIVE!!

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 13:55 (eighteen years ago)

I have TWO signage review meetings this week. I'm number 17 on the agenda for one and number 31 on the other. How does a review board even schedule a meeting with 31 items on the agenda?
http://sparror.cubecinema.com/beingll/archive/jun06/its_just_a_mystery.jpg

― I DIED, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 14:03 (eighteen years ago)

how LONG is this meeting?!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 5 September 2007 14:44 (eighteen years ago)

Last night they got to us (#18, as it turned out) about 2 1/2 hours into the meeting.

Tomorrow's meeting starts at 9am, but we're not expected to be up until after lunch.

http://sparror.cubecinema.com/beingll/archive/apr04/i_shouldnt_be_too_long_i_hope.jpg

― I DIED, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 14:56 (eighteen years ago)

dude that sucks. what the hell??

on an unrelated note: sunday eve @ smith point to watch the giants probably get their asses kicked by the cowboys y/n anyone anyone

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 5 September 2007 14:57 (eighteen years ago)

(xpost) also, there is certainly nothing more fun than sitting in a review board meeting after 9pm listening to the commissioners make parlimentary procedure jokes.

― I DIED, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 14:59 (eighteen years ago)

sooo tired

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 16:15 (eighteen years ago)

http://slothville.smugmug.com/photos/42573886-S.jpg

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 16:15 (eighteen years ago)

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 5 September 2007 16:15 (eighteen years ago)

i mean ;_; that you are tired but :D at otter

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 5 September 2007 16:16 (eighteen years ago)

oh man busiest day ever for poor tired wankette

― I DIED, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 19:51 (eighteen years ago)

http://img39.picoodle.com/img/img39/9/9/5/f_congressm_9fc3634.jpg

― I DIED, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 20:01 (eighteen years ago)

LOL

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 20:02 (eighteen years ago)

oh man that is awesome

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 5 September 2007 20:05 (eighteen years ago)

dear brian:

you are needed on this thread for photoshopping a snorg girl: Labor Day, Minnesota

thxs u,
ally

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 5 September 2007 20:07 (eighteen years ago)

haha that pic already looks photoshopped

― I DIED, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 20:09 (eighteen years ago)

hahahahahaha you can tell by the pixels and also by the fact that they're clearly on three different rides

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 5 September 2007 20:09 (eighteen years ago)

Alex is clearly on a trip, I dunno about a "ride" per se.

― Laurel, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 20:10 (eighteen years ago)

alex is on the SMUGINATOR

― I DIED, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 20:14 (eighteen years ago)

John is on the STICKSYERBALLSINYERASSINATOR

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 20:16 (eighteen years ago)

I just want you all to know that that was in very very small print on the sign under "no pregnant ladies".

― John Justen, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 20:17 (eighteen years ago)

http://schefterblogz.blogspot.com/2007/09/voters-schef-most-fukkable.html

― jhøshea, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 20:19 (eighteen years ago)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 5 September 2007 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

ok i hope pete still reads this thread: does schefter-surfer look like andy w3ll3ns???????

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 5 September 2007 20:28 (eighteen years ago)

surfer = mcconaughey fyi

― jhøshea, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 20:32 (eighteen years ago)

sweet

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 5 September 2007 20:32 (eighteen years ago)

LOL

― 69, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 20:50 (eighteen years ago)

hey I DIED i am stealing your picture for use on my blog

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 20:58 (eighteen years ago)

okay, sorry I would add a hidden snorg girl to it but I am too snorged out for today.

dear brian:

you are needed on this thread for photoshopping a snorg girl: Labor Day, Minnesota

DONE

― I DIED, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 21:01 (eighteen years ago)

THX THX THX.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 21:01 (eighteen years ago)

ROLLERCOASTER LAP DANCE

― I DIED, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 21:03 (eighteen years ago)

schefterblog now #2 google hit for "adam schefter"

― I DIED, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 21:13 (eighteen years ago)

im pretty disappointed that real adam schefter hasnt gotten in touch

― jhøshea, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 21:14 (eighteen years ago)

i mean is one little cease and desist letter too much to ask

― jhøshea, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 21:15 (eighteen years ago)

http://wtop.com/?nid=25&sid=1239758

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 21:26 (eighteen years ago)

smith point??
i'll go for the evening game.. skins play in the afternoon, right? i have class then :( :( :(

hahah! holy crap garrett county! a friend of my dad's lives out there in some big old farmhouse and they had a bear get in downstairs.. so the dude grabbed a shotgun and chased it away (i think everyone in garrett county keeps a shotgun hidden under the bed)

― daria-g, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 21:28 (eighteen years ago)

DARIA CHECK YR GMAIL

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 5 September 2007 21:32 (eighteen years ago)

A rabid black bear trying to rip out a window air conditioner lost its tug-of-war with a terrified housewife when her husband blasted the beast with a shotgun

YEAH BUT WHAT ABOUT THE BEAR???

HAHAHAHAHAHA

― I DIED, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 21:35 (eighteen years ago)

lolllersk8s

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 5 September 2007 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

http://data.tumblr.com/10784480_500.jpg

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

WAU

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 21:47 (eighteen years ago)

one of these headlines is ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING

http://img35.picoodle.com/img/img35/9/9/7/f_latem_bee584e.jpg

― I DIED, Friday, 7 September 2007 17:55 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, i hate reading about lay-offs :\

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 7 September 2007 17:55 (eighteen years ago)

Hi theres we are in San Francisco! Yesterday I met a chick who is from here originally, then moved to NoVa for three years, is now back in SF and WANTS TO MOVE BACK TO FAIRFAX???

― quincie, Saturday, 8 September 2007 14:37 (eighteen years ago)

does she like lns?

― mookieproof, Saturday, 8 September 2007 16:20 (eighteen years ago)

are you all on a corporate retreat this week?

also, is Jimmy the Mod in town (NYC) this weekend? I figure this is the fastest way to get an answer.

― Dr Morbius, Friday, 14 September 2007 15:23 (eighteen years ago)

http://blog.silive.com/sportsspotlight/TomCoughlin.jpg
tom coughlin jumpstyle

― El Tomboto, Friday, 14 September 2007 15:33 (eighteen years ago)

lolololololol

― HI DERE, Friday, 14 September 2007 15:33 (eighteen years ago)

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