[ADMIN] Future hosting of ILXor.com

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As you are probably all aware, the server that ILX is hosted on is located in Australia, and it uses bandwidth donated by Eftel/Keypoint.

Earlier this year, Andrew received notice from the hosts that this was under review, as detailed in this thread:

ADMIN: ILX may have to find somewhere else to live.

At which point a sum of money was raised by ILX people, via Stet, to assist in a move, should it be necessary. Since this time, Andrew appears to have been kept waiting for a decision as to wether the free hosting/bandwidth would be continued or not. On top of this, we have had an ongoing situation with the code the board runs on - as you've all seen, it has a habit of crapping out at seemingly random times, the search function consumes way more resources than it should, and so on.

We now have a solution to all this pending.

The board server is to be hosted, and the board's bandwidth provided by Paper Thin Walls:

http://www.paperthinwalls.com/

Which is an independent music-based community. The server will be located in Alberta, Canada. PTW's facility is secure, reliable, and has plenty of bandwidth to spare for ILX's needs. In return for hosting the site, we will be providing links to PTW on the front page, replacing the "Sponsored by Keypoint" .gif, and the "hosted by wh3rd.net" text link. In addition, there'll be a text link to PTW at the top right of the other forum pages.

Stet is speccing and obtaining a server, using the funds raised to help in the move. Raising a little bit more would be useful, for reasons Stet can explain, I'm crap w/tech-related stuff.

Since Andrew's announcement, there has been a group of ILX people working on a new forum code, this coding affort stalled a bit when Andrew fixed it last time, so Keith, one of the coding group went ahead and wrote new forum code, which we'll be using.

The move looks likely to be happening very soon - in the next 2 weeks, by the look of things.

The following people have all worked to keep the board going:

Stet has been the main mover in keeping this thing (the transition) on the go.

Keith has written the code.

Ned has kept things moving by prodding us when progress has stalled.

Tombot was "cat-herder"/co-ordinator for the coder's group, and the coder's group themselves put together a schema for the new code.

Gerry, Al and Chris W from PTW set us up with a new home.

Andrew has been a great host and admin.

Alan T, Andrew & Zack have kept the thing going when it's crapped out in the past.

ILX people have all made it worth keeping this thing going.

I'm sorry if I forgot anyone!

............

Stet, Ned, Andrew may have more to add, but that's the gist of it.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 23:22 (eighteen years ago)

Nothing to add at present except forward into the future! Etc.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 23:30 (eighteen years ago)

Nothing to add at present

wheres that ile epitaphs thread

^@^ (map), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 23:32 (eighteen years ago)

Hooray!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 23:33 (eighteen years ago)

Trusting the server to Canadians, eh?

Thanks for the effort so far guys - without it I would be getting too much done at work.

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 23:35 (eighteen years ago)

Thanks for all your hard work and effort, helpful people!

Tiki Theater Xymposium (Bent Over at the Arclight), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 23:35 (eighteen years ago)

Hooray. The new codebase looks really clean and efficient. I can't wait to see it in action.

Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 23:36 (eighteen years ago)

I have no idea what happened to the formatting on my post.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 23:37 (eighteen years ago)

Awesome. Thanks to everyone behind this.

Rodney... (R. J. Greene), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 23:38 (eighteen years ago)

Hurrah to all involved!

Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Kerr), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 23:40 (eighteen years ago)

i will miss poxy fule

manute lol (sanskrit), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 23:41 (eighteen years ago)

Whoa, crazy. Thanks so much guys!!

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 1 November 2006 23:41 (eighteen years ago)

hooray for canada!

srsly, though, thanks!

derrick (derrick), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 23:43 (eighteen years ago)

if keith is anything like as good at coding as he is at playing air-bass (which he was doing when i first met him, many years ago) then nuILX will rock.

get the fuck in, say i. top work, sinister high-level ILX cabal dudes :)

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 23:44 (eighteen years ago)

who the fuck is keith

roc u like a § (ex machina), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 23:45 (eighteen years ago)

Thank you all!

Abbott (Abbott), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 23:45 (eighteen years ago)

Keith = KeefW

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 23:47 (eighteen years ago)

was any of the sandbox code used?

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 2 November 2006 00:34 (eighteen years ago)

is it true nu-ILX is going to be 100% Flash based?

manute lol (sanskrit), Thursday, 2 November 2006 00:41 (eighteen years ago)

ihttp://community.computerhistory.org/scc/projects/FORTRAN/emulator-pitts-screenshot.jpg

M. V. (M.V.), Thursday, 2 November 2006 00:45 (eighteen years ago)

Hey!

M. V. (M.V.), Thursday, 2 November 2006 00:45 (eighteen years ago)

I wuv Allan and Keith and anyone else I know from real life generally that is doing this. I really love all of you all else for whatever you have done to make this still work.And, Pash, you too. xxxx

Andrew, Alang, Zack, DG, Ned, whoever (my ILX history knowledge is rubbish), consider yourself recipients of lots of "we're not worthy" signs.

ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 2 November 2006 01:00 (eighteen years ago)

Hooray, thanks to everyone who's been working on this, esp. the code group, and stet for giving us a place to play when the main park is rained out.

Django Blowhardt (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 2 November 2006 01:38 (eighteen years ago)

(i will miss poxy fule
ay, poxy fule's way overrated! good riddance, says i!)

many thanx to doers n' makers!

tiit (tiit), Thursday, 2 November 2006 02:12 (eighteen years ago)

This is great news; I had no idea people were so organised and all behind the scenes. Praise be to admins and those involved, and pro-activity generally.

salexandra (salexander), Thursday, 2 November 2006 02:18 (eighteen years ago)

Awesome, thanks to everyone involved, you guys rule!

StanM (StanM), Thursday, 2 November 2006 02:37 (eighteen years ago)

Nice work all :)

Do we expect to see anything different GUI-wise? Or will it look business as usual on the surface, only work better?

Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 2 November 2006 02:40 (eighteen years ago)

Not so good news for the trolls... :-(

Scorpion Tea (Dick Butkus), Thursday, 2 November 2006 02:52 (eighteen years ago)

Any relation between Thermo and Paper Thinwall?

StanM (StanM), Thursday, 2 November 2006 03:00 (eighteen years ago)

put a glass up and have a listen

estela (estela), Thursday, 2 November 2006 03:03 (eighteen years ago)

Do we expect to see anything different GUI-wise? Or will it look business as usual on the surface, only work better?

There is a different GUI on offer, but from what I understand you'll be able to switch to an ye olde stylesheet. The new interface looks pretty nice, though.

Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 2 November 2006 03:18 (eighteen years ago)

Apologies if I'm asking something obvious that I have missed somehow also - but what will the new URL be? Does www.ilxor.com actually still work? I am assuming wh3rd and p3r won't be the domains anymore, or will they?

Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 2 November 2006 03:26 (eighteen years ago)

The URL's will remain the same.

ilx.wh3rd.net, ilx.p3r.net, and ilxor.com will all point to the new server.

Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 2 November 2006 04:09 (eighteen years ago)

Oh ok, cool :)

Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 2 November 2006 04:11 (eighteen years ago)

Thanks to everyone involved in this! Will the fundraising be reopened to make things easier (did I miss Stet's explanation)? It closed last time before I had a chance to contribute.

patita (patita), Thursday, 2 November 2006 04:27 (eighteen years ago)

Thanks all. New GUI looks v nice, although I suspect that people who post from work will definitely value being able to switch back to the old style.

toby (tsg20), Thursday, 2 November 2006 06:15 (eighteen years ago)

will the Line Rider plug-in work?

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 2 November 2006 06:16 (eighteen years ago)

pics, plz

gbx (skowly), Thursday, 2 November 2006 06:16 (eighteen years ago)

Yes how do we get to see the new site before it deploys! Is there a test bed?

Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 2 November 2006 06:20 (eighteen years ago)

It's either running smoothly in beta on the sandbox @ thehold, or that's still the old code :-)

StanM (StanM), Thursday, 2 November 2006 06:58 (eighteen years ago)

Someday, there will be a generation who never knew the original UI.

I.M. From Hollywood (i_m_from_hollywood), Thursday, 2 November 2006 06:59 (eighteen years ago)

"In my days, see, we didn't have it so easy. We could go for days being poxy fuled..."

is anyone anticipating the new Baaderonixx? (baaderonixx), Thursday, 2 November 2006 08:37 (eighteen years ago)

There will be plenty threads about the old style by then!

mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 2 November 2006 08:38 (eighteen years ago)

I suspect that people who post from work will definitely value being able to switch back to the old style

i have to say - the text thing is the one aspect that makes it possible for me to hang out here due to hardcore boss alert. so fingers crossed that there is such a switch in the new version.

having said that - the community that maintains this corner of the wired world does a fantastic job.

ta muchly.

mark e (mark e), Thursday, 2 November 2006 08:48 (eighteen years ago)

mad props to all the, uh, cats and whatnot.

benrique (Enrique), Thursday, 2 November 2006 09:04 (eighteen years ago)

Bomb Canada. Good work guys, I'll hopefully get the ILX 60's poll up before the end of the year then :-)

Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Thursday, 2 November 2006 09:05 (eighteen years ago)

IS this the beginning of nu-nu-ilx?! Seriously though, thanks all, very much appreciated.

Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Thursday, 2 November 2006 09:07 (eighteen years ago)

"You've all done very well"

Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Thursday, 2 November 2006 09:16 (eighteen years ago)

Awesome work everyone involved.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 2 November 2006 09:22 (eighteen years ago)

IS this the beginning of nu-nu-ilx?! Seriously though, thanks all, very much appreciated.

This be nu-nu-ilx, did you not here tell of the exodus from greenspun in ought-three.

Ed (dali), Thursday, 2 November 2006 09:24 (eighteen years ago)

I stand corrected. Yay nu-nu-nu-ilx!

Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Thursday, 2 November 2006 09:31 (eighteen years ago)

will paper thin walls be linking back to ILM on their website? makes sense

DJ Martian (djmartian), Thursday, 2 November 2006 09:41 (eighteen years ago)

I've been told, by people who know about these things, that the nu-code is a thing of beauty and wonder. Well done Keef! And everyone else. Stet (who is sleeping just now) will no doubt show up later on to let you know how you can donate if you were too late to help out last time.

Mädchen (Madchen), Thursday, 2 November 2006 09:44 (eighteen years ago)

great news.

i would also like to see some snapshots of this GUI you speak of

Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 2 November 2006 09:47 (eighteen years ago)

Does it bring the G to the ILX ooo-eee?

Ed (dali), Thursday, 2 November 2006 09:52 (eighteen years ago)

Stet (who is sleeping just now)

go on, wake him up. throw water in his face. kick him in his bollocks. tell him to get his arse on here and start posting.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Thursday, 2 November 2006 09:57 (eighteen years ago)

I'm at work, Grimly.

Mädchen (Madchen), Thursday, 2 November 2006 10:27 (eighteen years ago)

you mean you haven't set up some kind of automated water-throwing/bollock-kicking machine in his flat yet, set off by SMS?

(it occurred to me that you'd be at work 4.5 seconds after i hit "send". ach.)

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Thursday, 2 November 2006 10:41 (eighteen years ago)

No, I do sopy things like setting the central heating to come on in the middle of the day so the flat's not too frosty when he gets up. Must learn to treat him meaner.

Mädchen (Madchen), Thursday, 2 November 2006 10:45 (eighteen years ago)

Thanks all!

Raw Patrick (Raw Patrick), Thursday, 2 November 2006 11:02 (eighteen years ago)

much gracias y'all

m coleman (lovebug starski), Thursday, 2 November 2006 11:04 (eighteen years ago)

This be nu-nu-ilx, did you not here tell of the exodus from greenspun in ought-three.

Eh what? This is nu-ilx. There has only been this one and the original greenspun board.

Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 2 November 2006 11:07 (eighteen years ago)

thankinyou

secondhandnews (secondhandnews), Thursday, 2 November 2006 11:07 (eighteen years ago)

the nu-era starting soon will be nu-nu, we are currently only once nu.

Ed (dali), Thursday, 2 November 2006 11:08 (eighteen years ago)

Will we have avatars in the nu-nu ilx world?

Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Thursday, 2 November 2006 11:10 (eighteen years ago)

I bloody hope not.

Ed (dali), Thursday, 2 November 2006 11:10 (eighteen years ago)

Ed knows not of what he speaks! Burn the false prophet!

Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Thursday, 2 November 2006 11:20 (eighteen years ago)

Hurrah for nu-nu-ILX and its nu Canadian home!

Thanks to everyone involved.

I think I'll carry on with the old skool interface; I'm quite fond of it.

Going Through The Motions (kate), Thursday, 2 November 2006 11:21 (eighteen years ago)

i would also like to see some snapshots of this GUI you speak of

http://wow.stratics.com/content/events/gencon/ogre01.jpg

L-R: Ian Johnson, Dom Passantino, Jon Williams, Mickey

=== temporary username === (Mark C), Thursday, 2 November 2006 11:31 (eighteen years ago)

gah blocked!

Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 2 November 2006 11:32 (eighteen years ago)

oh it was a joke pic

Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 2 November 2006 11:32 (eighteen years ago)

I hope the new code somehow expresses Keith's personality.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Thursday, 2 November 2006 12:21 (eighteen years ago)

Yore Questions Answered
The new interface: is all done with CSS, so if you switch that off (will be in settings) you get something very similar to the current one. Plus it means greasemonkeying around will be much easier.

The new server: Because the new code is much more hardcore -- lots of ILX will run in memory now -- we need a beefy server to host it. The money we've raised is enough for a basic server, but with a bit more, we can get a really good one. I know there were lots of people who missed the last donation drive, so I'll set up another one in a bit. More cash == faster ILX, essentially.

The plan: It depends a bit on the current hosts, but it sounds like Nov 14th is a deadline. While the new code works, it hasn't yet been properly stress-tested. As soon as the new box is in place, we'll ask everybody to start hammering it to see if we can find the cracks. If we find big problems, there might be a weekend of downtime after the old one is down and the new one is up ... but that won't be anything unusual :)

stet (stet), Thursday, 2 November 2006 12:41 (eighteen years ago)

where can i see the new GUI (as Toby appears to have done)?

;_; (blueski), Thursday, 2 November 2006 12:51 (eighteen years ago)

You can see an early version here

stet (stet), Thursday, 2 November 2006 12:54 (eighteen years ago)

needs more avatars ;)

;_; (blueski), Thursday, 2 November 2006 12:56 (eighteen years ago)

Is that an edit button I see before me? Or is that for mods only?

ONIMO's losing the plot (GerryNemo), Thursday, 2 November 2006 12:56 (eighteen years ago)

Dammit, what, no "BLOCK USER" for the fabled "careerist trolls"?

Going Through The Motions (kate), Thursday, 2 November 2006 12:58 (eighteen years ago)

Thanks to all of you who have put so much into keeping ILX going.

Maria :D (Maria D.), Thursday, 2 November 2006 12:59 (eighteen years ago)

Plus it means greasemonkeying around will be much easier.

ooh, good!

toby (tsg20), Thursday, 2 November 2006 13:07 (eighteen years ago)

[ADMIN] DONATE now to make ilx zoom (Part II)

stet (stet), Thursday, 2 November 2006 13:07 (eighteen years ago)

please add:

'was this post helpful you - Y/N?' or 'rate this post' function

;_; (blueski), Thursday, 2 November 2006 13:08 (eighteen years ago)

You can see an early version here

I am amused by the thought that people will think "wow! I want to try it!" and go to http://192.168.0.4 to try to play with it.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Thursday, 2 November 2006 13:10 (eighteen years ago)

Yay! Thanks to all the whipper-snappers who've actually put WORK into this thing!

g00blar (gooblar), Thursday, 2 November 2006 13:13 (eighteen years ago)

it looks good

the new one that is

secondhandnews (secondhandnews), Thursday, 2 November 2006 13:19 (eighteen years ago)

can we stress test the nu-ilx by advertising it on the observer again?

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 2 November 2006 13:20 (eighteen years ago)

well done all! i like the way its shaping up in those screenshots and looking fwd to the grand switch over.

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Thursday, 2 November 2006 13:27 (eighteen years ago)

that css version looks like ass

manute lol (sanskrit), Thursday, 2 November 2006 13:31 (eighteen years ago)

why are noise dudes all uppity about this?

;_; (blueski), Thursday, 2 November 2006 13:32 (eighteen years ago)

THIS IS THE HIGH-TECH LYNCHING OF AN UPPITY BLACK MAN

manute lol (sanskrit), Thursday, 2 November 2006 13:34 (eighteen years ago)

"why are noise dudes all uppity about this?"

it is their job to be uppity. about anything.

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Thursday, 2 November 2006 13:38 (eighteen years ago)

Will the function whereby any thread you click on starts from your last read post (that we had to turn off a while ago) work in nu-nu-ILX?

=== temporary username === (Mark C), Thursday, 2 November 2006 13:40 (eighteen years ago)

That works now!

ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 2 November 2006 13:41 (eighteen years ago)

it is their job to be uppity. about anything.

they should learn to chill out like us Brits

;_; (blueski), Thursday, 2 November 2006 13:43 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, i turned that back on! i don't recall the exact details, but it was the indicator of that on newanswers that was causing the slow down, which is still off, but it should still jump to #unread in the thread if you have that option ticked in user prefs!

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Thursday, 2 November 2006 13:43 (eighteen years ago)

I was going to specifically ask for the indicator on new answers :(

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 2 November 2006 13:44 (eighteen years ago)

ilx2 looks sweet

the new answers tally was pretty useful, would be nice to have it back.

Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 2 November 2006 13:46 (eighteen years ago)

i'm sure it could be restored in ilx2 (ilx3?) i never bit the bullet and worked out just why the sql was so slow when it added in the join of personal user last-reads

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Thursday, 2 November 2006 13:55 (eighteen years ago)

Cheers!

Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 2 November 2006 14:01 (eighteen years ago)

i'm looking forward to nu-nu-ilx, so i can get misty-eyed behind my rose-tinted VR headset about the good old days of nu-ilx, when everything was 8bit, and then start whaling on noobs for being nu-nu-noobs. for no good reason.

teh_kit returns! (g-kit), Thursday, 2 November 2006 14:03 (eighteen years ago)

i dislike the boxes for each message, the fake buttons instead of underlined blue links, and the italics.

a.b. (alanbanana), Thursday, 2 November 2006 14:04 (eighteen years ago)

jumping to unread has been working again for a long time.

hopefully we can have number of unread posts on ilx 2, or someone can write a new version of sterling's greasemonkey workaround (which has never worked for me). it's a feature i miss.

toby (tsg20), Thursday, 2 November 2006 14:05 (eighteen years ago)

actually is there a thread somewhere for making requests about nu-ilx features, or is that not on? e.g. it just occurred to me that i'd like to be able to carry on viewing ilx on my phone (although perhaps it might be good for my productivity if i was unable to).

toby (tsg20), Thursday, 2 November 2006 14:06 (eighteen years ago)

You'll definitely be able to use it on yr phone -- the whole interface thing is just a stylesheet, which phones will ignore, and which you can turn off so it looks virtually the same.

Requests should probably come after we get the basics up and sturdy, because time's pretty tight.

stet (stet), Thursday, 2 November 2006 14:08 (eighteen years ago)

Glad to hear that about the phone, thanks. Everything I've read about this makes it sound like it's been designed extremely well.

toby (tsg20), Thursday, 2 November 2006 14:23 (eighteen years ago)

can't wait to switch that off (too much whitspace, horrid font) but otherwise looking good! (i.e. f*ck an avatar/signature right?)

new new wave of new wave new rave (fandango), Thursday, 2 November 2006 14:46 (eighteen years ago)

thanks for all the work, everybody!

geoff (gcannon), Thursday, 2 November 2006 15:23 (eighteen years ago)

[yay]

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 2 November 2006 16:05 (eighteen years ago)

Duty Now For the Future!!

jel -- (jel), Thursday, 2 November 2006 18:13 (eighteen years ago)

[spiderman will make you gay]

roc u like a § (ex machina), Thursday, 2 November 2006 18:48 (eighteen years ago)

hahahahaha awesome

Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 2 November 2006 18:50 (eighteen years ago)

Does the text version really help people mask their activities at work? I have the misfortune to have always worked with suspicious people who come up behind my back and read the little thread title on the top of the page out loud in an incredulous voice. And I always take pains to look away from my coworkers computers, in case they would even think that I was spying on their web activity.

Mary (Mary), Thursday, 2 November 2006 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

[img spam removed]

roc u like a § (ex machina), Thursday, 2 November 2006 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

so proud...

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 2 November 2006 19:01 (eighteen years ago)

[img spam removed]

roc u like a § (ex machina), Thursday, 2 November 2006 20:06 (eighteen years ago)

that's funny. i've got images turned off, but i can still visualise this picture of a really, really, really tiny penis.

attached to a total fucking cock.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Thursday, 2 November 2006 20:08 (eighteen years ago)

Will current board and sitewide bans (Blanchard, whoever else) carry over?

Django Blowhardt (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 5 November 2006 04:23 (eighteen years ago)

as the wormtongue of ilx i applaud it's continued existence. good luck.

Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Sunday, 5 November 2006 04:31 (eighteen years ago)

http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/3619/narcat6.gif

manute lol (sanskrit), Sunday, 5 November 2006 04:36 (eighteen years ago)

Will current board and sitewide bans (Blanchard, whoever else) carry over?
No. Neither will current registrations ... so be there fast to get your name!

It's worth pointing out too that on the launch the first version of the software isn't going to have anything like as many features as current ilx does, and we'll need to do some real testing/bug fixing for a bit. After that it should be fast and stable though, and then we can cruft it up with oddities like before, ha.

stet (stet), Monday, 6 November 2006 01:34 (eighteen years ago)

Will we be able to have avatars?

Darramouss (Darramouss ftw), Monday, 6 November 2006 01:37 (eighteen years ago)

haha no

stet (stet), Monday, 6 November 2006 01:37 (eighteen years ago)

Well good cos I couldn't think of one!

Darramouss (Darramouss ftw), Monday, 6 November 2006 01:38 (eighteen years ago)

Neither will current registrations ... so be there fast to get your name!

Oh dear. This better not give anyone daft ideas about namestealing.

Trayce (trayce), Monday, 6 November 2006 01:40 (eighteen years ago)

They better effing not!

Darramouss (Darramouss ftw), Monday, 6 November 2006 01:40 (eighteen years ago)

i've already got a backup plan.

gear (gear), Monday, 6 November 2006 01:44 (eighteen years ago)

Oh dear. This better not give anyone daft ideas about namestealing.
Yeh, am bit worried about that. Could be comedy fun though -- and we'll still have access to the old db, so will be able to hack up some "prove you're you" thing for mods to use if there are any serious fights over a name.

stet (stet), Monday, 6 November 2006 01:46 (eighteen years ago)

After that it should be fast and stable though, and then we can cruft it up with oddities like before, ha.

A working statscock? Imagine!

Django Blowhardt (Rock Hardy), Monday, 6 November 2006 02:01 (eighteen years ago)

um...do i need to do anything? like register somewhere else.

i know this is shitty to say, but i don't have time to read all of this read. can someone do a FAQ on the changes??

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Monday, 6 November 2006 04:15 (eighteen years ago)

amateurist otm

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Monday, 6 November 2006 04:17 (eighteen years ago)

new url, dates, rule changes, feature differences

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Monday, 6 November 2006 04:18 (eighteen years ago)

Mini faq (without qs)
The urls will stay the same; you won't have to do anything different to get to ilx.

The server move will happen on or around Nov 14. If it goes down for a bit then, that's why.

The new server will run the old code for a bit until everything's across and stable. Then we'll start talking about moving to the new code. No rule changes that I can think of. Feature differences, yes, but more nearer that time.

stet (stet), Monday, 6 November 2006 04:21 (eighteen years ago)

(not cos I'm being coy but because keith's still churning on the code)

stet (stet), Monday, 6 November 2006 04:22 (eighteen years ago)

Yes I too would like to request reimplimenting a working statscock.

Trayce (trayce), Monday, 6 November 2006 05:12 (eighteen years ago)

and what about number of unread messages?

wordy rappinghood (roxymuzak), Monday, 6 November 2006 05:14 (eighteen years ago)

Why is everyone so obsessed with stet's cock? (or what ARE you talking about?)

StanM (StanM), Monday, 6 November 2006 05:20 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, that ranking thing, right? I remember now. Nevermind.

StanM (StanM), Monday, 6 November 2006 05:24 (eighteen years ago)

it should be renamed stet's cock

wordy rappinghood (roxymuzak), Monday, 6 November 2006 05:41 (eighteen years ago)

i request that statcock be near the bottom of to-do list

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Monday, 6 November 2006 06:00 (eighteen years ago)

but do you know what would be cool feature? if my cookie said i had been on a thread previously, it would load to the end of the page instead of to the top. kind of lazy for the user, but i think it's the point of the developer to accomodate the laziest user imaginable = accessibility

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Monday, 6 November 2006 06:04 (eighteen years ago)

It does that now.

Trayce (trayce), Monday, 6 November 2006 06:16 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, it does that now

wordy rappinghood (roxymuzak), Monday, 6 November 2006 06:30 (eighteen years ago)

I take it the old DB will move across at some point?

Ed (dali), Monday, 6 November 2006 08:42 (eighteen years ago)

The eternal struggle to get near the top of stet's cock, eh?

StanM (StanM), Monday, 6 November 2006 08:46 (eighteen years ago)

stet's cock's to-do list is usually near someone's bottom

ken c (ken c), Monday, 6 November 2006 09:12 (eighteen years ago)

Oh Kenpaws.

Trayce (trayce), Monday, 6 November 2006 09:29 (eighteen years ago)

Even for you, that was laboured.

Hi There! Dear Johnney B (stigoftdump), Monday, 6 November 2006 09:30 (eighteen years ago)

Heh.

Trayce (trayce), Monday, 6 November 2006 09:33 (eighteen years ago)

(PS we love you Ken srsly)

Trayce (trayce), Monday, 6 November 2006 09:33 (eighteen years ago)

Can we rename it KeithFM?

PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Monday, 6 November 2006 10:21 (eighteen years ago)

What, if anything, do we need to do about reapplying for mod priveleges?

Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 6 November 2006 10:21 (eighteen years ago)

"No. Neither will current registrations"

this means that the old posts aren't going over too then? :-(

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Monday, 6 November 2006 11:05 (eighteen years ago)

if they are, and surely the old posts must live on somewhere we need some continuity of identity of the who posted what with reg'd users.

if there is a problem with reusing the md5 passwords in the user db, how about mailing out reset codes/new passwords to the private e-mail addresses of reg'd users? Any accounts not claimed after X weeks could be wiped.

sorry to suggest work for someone who's not me when i dropped any rights to care about this some time back

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Monday, 6 November 2006 11:10 (eighteen years ago)

What, if anything, do we need to do about reapplying for mod priveleges?

Provide evidence of never having abused your mod privileges previously?

=== temporary username === (Mark C), Monday, 6 November 2006 11:24 (eighteen years ago)

Of course all the threads are being migrated across. I have already proposed something like what you describe to Keith. Whether he decides to implement it is up to him, of course.
(xpost)

Andrew (enneff), Monday, 6 November 2006 11:24 (eighteen years ago)

> this means that the old posts aren't going over too then? :-(

no, there is an import script for the old messages which is working (new schema is slightly different but should handle everything). keith's done quite a bit in ensuring data integrity (foreign keys etc), i gather.

new code, which i haven't actually seen, is java running on tomcat and mysql 5. i think this is a bit harder on the system but means you can have things like pages and searches cached in memory.

Koogy Yonderboy (koogs), Monday, 6 November 2006 11:24 (eighteen years ago)

I'm actually quite excited by nu-ilx (I have little social life). Will the cached pages speed things up lots? Do we have any stats on how much traffic is current vs archive?

Hi There! Dear Johnney B (stigoftdump), Monday, 6 November 2006 11:34 (eighteen years ago)

ok, thanks andrew!

woo, java ilx! HARDCORE! can we call it jlx?

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Monday, 6 November 2006 11:35 (eighteen years ago)

Java is sooo Web 1.0

roc u like a § (ex machina), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:25 (eighteen years ago)

Is there a good reason why current registrations won't carry over.... like a change in the way passwords are stored in the DB? Why not create user records for existing logins and then force people to get password reminders to reinitialize the password db?

roc u like a § (ex machina), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:27 (eighteen years ago)

That is what's going to happen. Current regs will carry over; admins will not. Things still in a bit of flux, sorry.

stet (stet), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:31 (eighteen years ago)

But the reason to not copy everything over is that there are like 15,000 users, most of whom are inactive/pointless.

stet (stet), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:32 (eighteen years ago)

java may be clunky garbage but web 2.0 sucks donkey dick

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:33 (eighteen years ago)

Web 2.0 just means this:

http://msig.info/web2v2/(reflect)ILXORBETA.png

roc u like a § (ex machina), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:36 (eighteen years ago)

this might be more accurate:

http://msig.info/web2v2/(reflect)ILXrBETA.png

roc u like a § (ex machina), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:37 (eighteen years ago)

java may be clunky garbage but web 2.0 sucks donkey dick

http://www.tequestadistrict.org/JPEG/Famulari216.jpg

manute lol (sanskrit), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:43 (eighteen years ago)

:D

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:45 (eighteen years ago)

we demand wet-floor look throughout ilx-3. we should adopt the offical ILXoR name too - sounds way more Web 2.2 (or whatever it is this week)

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 19:21 (eighteen years ago)

I don't see why we don't migrate to using ilxor.com as the canonical url for everything

roc u like a § (ex machina), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 20:10 (eighteen years ago)

1. What happens to satellite boards (ILC, ILBB, et al)? Will sub-board admins still be admins after the transition?

2. I rilly rilly want to be able to ignore specific users. (Pot kettle black.)

c('°c) (Leee), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 20:31 (eighteen years ago)

because that would reduce pointless confusion!

kirby, i find it quite easy. i have an ignore feature - IN MY MIND.

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 20:32 (eighteen years ago)

xpost, hand OTM

we've discussed killfiles before and the opinion was that it would be more disruptive than helpful.

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 20:32 (eighteen years ago)

No killfiles, PLZ.

John Justen will insert a ship in your cat for no additional fee (johnjusten), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 20:35 (eighteen years ago)

It strikes me that that opinion was held by about 50% of the people in the discussion each time, hardly a consensus thought.

Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 20:36 (eighteen years ago)

No new features at first! At all! The code to keep huge chunks of ilx in a cache is complex, and making it work and testing it is going to take up a lot of time before/after the move.

stet (stet), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 20:43 (eighteen years ago)

Anyone know the answers to Kirby's question #1? (re: sub-board mod situation.)

John Justen will insert a ship in your cat for no additional fee (johnjusten), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 20:45 (eighteen years ago)

why are you guys calling Leee "kirby"

Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 20:51 (eighteen years ago)

Also FYI killfiles were already approved as far as I know. if search function worked I'd go find the exact post that said this was definite and approved by the mods as a "this is going to happen once we start doing features" thing.

Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 20:51 (eighteen years ago)

Tracer, you are like a Jedi!

Nobody (specially ILE) knows who I am anymore, Ally, IF THEY EVER DID.

c('°c) (Leee), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 20:58 (eighteen years ago)

perhaps on nuILX I can go back to being Ms Misery.

Sam rides the beat like a bicycle (Molly Jones), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 20:59 (eighteen years ago)

We're calling him kirby because it's fun!

Anyone who is truly SO annoying as to need a special little computef function just so you can block them out without ever having to have read their post - or registered their existence - in the first place should just be banned. Like Nude Spock, for instance.

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

Think about it, it's like pizza - isn't it more fun to argue about what toppings we should all get than everyone just getting a little personal pan pizza for themselves?

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 21:07 (eighteen years ago)

No beta run on thehold.net at all then?

StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 21:07 (eighteen years ago)

No beta run on thehold.net at all then?

AFAIK that host doesn't have the requisite software to run the new site.

Andrew (enneff), Friday, 10 November 2006 00:10 (eighteen years ago)

We will, hopefully, have the new machine up before we have to take this one down. That'll give us some overlap in which to nail any showstopping issues. Time is of the essence, though, so we're just going to have to take the plunge when the time comes.

Andrew (enneff), Friday, 10 November 2006 00:10 (eighteen years ago)

WILL THE NEW BOARD HAEV PENGUINS THAT IS WHAT WE WANT TO KNOW

Aja/Dante 2.0 (Robert T), Friday, 10 November 2006 02:57 (eighteen years ago)

so, november 14. that's today.

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 05:22 (eighteen years ago)

The switchover will happen in two weeks' time, as I've last heard it.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 05:23 (eighteen years ago)

so it's always just going to be '2 weeks' away? or were you kidding?

Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 09:36 (eighteen years ago)

If the future weren't always infinitely distant, it wouldn't be the future.

alext (alext), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 10:05 (eighteen years ago)

Ach, shit, should have updated everyone on this. It changes so quickly I always forget to come to this thread, sorry.

Update: Andrew managed to cajole some extra time out of the hosting people so the final, fixed, move date is November 29. The new server has been ordered from Sun, and we're just waiting on delivery, which should be sometime this week. It'll be configured with both the current software and the environment for nuNuILX.

Once it is in place in Canada, the database has been copied over and the URLs switched to it and everything's cool, we'll start looking at a transition to the new code.

stet (stet), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 11:39 (eighteen years ago)

Q: what is the situation re the downloads paperthinwalls provides? are they all artist/label approved?

if not, would linking directly to illegally uploaded music (ala the old YSI threads) be less frowned upon/forbidden as it currently is on ILX?

2 american 4 u (blueski), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 16:47 (eighteen years ago)

I think the YSI thing is more about the exposure to all kinds of legal shit that anyone involved in the admin or hosting could be at risk of. IT's more about protecting the continued existence of ILX rather than will they let us. We shouldn't even ask the question IMHO.

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 16:54 (eighteen years ago)

why are you guys calling Leee "kirby"

THE SECRET REVEALED!

c('°c)

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 17:00 (eighteen years ago)

The new server has been ordered from Sun

Wow, that was a good use of our money. FUCKING SUN.

What is being done with the old server?

roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 17:01 (eighteen years ago)

The old server is Andrew's personal server. He can do whatever he wants with it.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 17:02 (eighteen years ago)

from the website:

Rules of Conduct
You agree that you will not use the Site for any purpose that is unlawful or not permitted by this Agreement. By way of example, and not as a limitation, you agree that when uploading to or communicating via the Site, including in respect of any forums, chat-rooms or other exchanges (a “Forum”) accessed on or through the Site, you shall not do any of the following:

...
* Upload or otherwise transfer files that contain software or other material protected by intellectual property laws (or by rights of privacy or confidentiality) unless you own or control the rights thereto or have received all necessary consents.
...

whether linking to a file somewhere else breaks this clause i wouldn't like to say... 'otherwise transfer'?

Koogy Yonderboy (koogs), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 17:07 (eighteen years ago)

Wow, that was a good use of our money.

so you did donate in the end?

whether linking to a file somewhere else breaks this clause i wouldn't like to say... 'otherwise transfer'?

i think this requires clarification, ideally from PTW

2 american 4 u (blueski), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 17:10 (eighteen years ago)

blueski, why are you obsessed with turning ilx into fluxblog 2.0?

songs and ballads of the bituminous miners (sanskrit), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 17:12 (eighteen years ago)

NO LIST NOVEMBER > NO YSI 2006 clearly

ledge (ledge), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 17:13 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, so now "you didn't donate" means I can't bitch? FWIW, I'm not all that aware of Sun's x86 server offerings but in the past, but I've been less than impressed with the value of the SPARC machines.

roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 17:13 (eighteen years ago)

Anyroad, all those old YSI links are deader anyway.

mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 17:14 (eighteen years ago)

No reinstatement of YSI threads please. It got very annoying the way threads on new releases kept rapidly deteriorating into requests for MP3s.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 17:16 (eighteen years ago)

Andrew already said no, so there is no reason to reopen this debate.

songs and ballads of the bituminous miners (sanskrit), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 17:18 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, so now "you didn't donate" means I can't bitch?

of course you can bitch, but 'our money' seemed a funny term given your stance

blueski, why are you obsessed with turning ilx into fluxblog 2.0?

if you really want to know (and i had a feeling you would), YSI threads were a v popular, successful and useful element on ILM for quite some time before Andrew asked for songs not to be directly linked to anymore. in my experience i find the msg board to be perfect environment for that sort of thing (more than a blog or a p2p client), bar the legal concerns (which affect blogs and p2p clients also of course).

so why are you so against it?


No reinstatement of YSI threads please. It got very annoying the way threads on new releases kept rapidly deteriorating into requests for MP3s

Er, the whole point of YSI threads was to re-route that from threads on releases (which was already happening and has partly curtailed since because of the board becoming reg-only anyway)

2 american 4 u (blueski), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 17:19 (eighteen years ago)

Andrew already said no, so there is no reason to reopen this debate.

different server/host, possibly different rules. there is no harm at all in merely asking the question.

2 american 4 u (blueski), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 17:20 (eighteen years ago)

Er, the whole point of YSI threads was to re-route that from threads on releases

Yeah, but it didn't work though. In fact, once it got round that ILM was a great place to request Justice vs Simian - Never Be Alone any MP3 you wanted, it started attracting people here purely for that purpose.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 17:22 (eighteen years ago)

that was when the board wasn't reg-only

2 american 4 u (blueski), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 17:23 (eighteen years ago)

so why are you so against it?

No reinstatement of YSI threads please. It got very annoying the way threads on new releases kept rapidly deteriorating into requests for MP3s.

-- Matt DC (runmd...) (webmail), Today 12:16 PM. (Matt DC) (later) (link)

songs and ballads of the bituminous miners (sanskrit), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 17:26 (eighteen years ago)

i mean, ilm is barely readable as is. why pull it off life support?

songs and ballads of the bituminous miners (sanskrit), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 17:27 (eighteen years ago)

ysi's still happening anyway, only now it's occurring in the context of a discussion between ilxors that might 'know' each other instead of just some flea market gloryhole discussionkilling combo. the ysi situ was worse than lists, keeping that restriction in place seems u+k (it's not like ilxors can't ysi stuff to each other off board), it mandates some discretion.

j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 17:33 (eighteen years ago)

I think the YSI thing is more about the exposure to all kinds of legal shit that anyone involved in the admin or hosting could be at risk of.

I'd like to see the current rule w/r/t YSIs and suchlike continued, for the reason Ed states, above. I'll email and ask Gerry from PTW what their position is on this tomorrow. Even if they're ok w/it (which I very much doubt), I'm not keen - even with reg-only I can see loads of people registering just to exploit the board for free music if it gets around that it's ok here. I think this is one of those "in an ideal world...." situations that in the real world will get screwed over by people basically taking the piss.

in the past, but I've been less than impressed with the value of the SPARC machines.

I believe Allan shopped around a bit, and the Sun machine was the best deal.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 17:33 (eighteen years ago)

Sorry if this is already mentioned on the thread, but what will ILX's new address be? ilx.thehold.net?

Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 17:36 (eighteen years ago)

Yes.

ONIMO ph34rz teh NOIZE (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 17:36 (eighteen years ago)

Go there from end Nov onwards.

ONIMO ph34rz teh NOIZE (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 17:36 (eighteen years ago)

otoh it's pretty annoying that eg there have been threads discussing technical music theory issues that have cried out for illustrative mp3s. is there no plausible middleground? eg allowing posts along the lines of the posts of blogs like this:

http://destination-out.com/

toby (tsg20), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 17:42 (eighteen years ago)

Jon: I started with Sun because a) I kno Solaris, b) they offered us a discount. Even before that, the x86 stuff is a shade cheaper than Dell and HPs, and we get three years same-business-day onsite service thrown in. So it does work out a fairly good use of the money, in my opinion.

stet (stet), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 17:44 (eighteen years ago)

more like Slowlaris amirite?!?!?!?!?! (jk, I know it got better on x86 in recent versions)

roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 17:46 (eighteen years ago)

Toby: middleground = only use legally downloadable material.

=== temporary username === (Mark C), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 17:47 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.creativecommons.se/images/highquality.jpg

roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 17:48 (eighteen years ago)

http://craphound.com/images/drmphotocuffs.jpg

roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 17:50 (eighteen years ago)

posters' own lengthy mixes are still linked to directly on ILM of course, without any real drawbacks. crazy ol' world.

2 american 4 u (blueski), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 17:56 (eighteen years ago)

The PTW downloads and streams are all legally cleared, so i v. much doubt that they would look kindly on YSIs.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 17:57 (eighteen years ago)

i wonder how they feel about links to mixes.

2 american 4 u (blueski), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 17:59 (eighteen years ago)

How does the server being located in fascist Canada effect copyright law?

roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 18:00 (eighteen years ago)

Also, iirc I don't believe that "linking→linker is infringing" has been conclusively established in US law.

roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 18:01 (eighteen years ago)

keith's done quite a bit in ensuring data integrity (foreign keys etc), i gather.

I'm afraid this isn't the case. MyISAM doesn't support referential integrity. I don't think it's a massive deal and still think it's likely the right choice for this; at least, right now. I might look into InnoDB at some stage, for both transactions and RI constraints, but at the same time I'll probably shift the data access to stored procedures to avoid runtime access path calculation and to neatly centralise data logic (though, it's all in one class for now). At a guess, InnoDB is likely to be slower, but support more throughput. Didn't write stored procedures for now as I figured it was more sensible to maintain compatibility with earlier versions of MySQL. Lack of transactional control resulted in the loss of a total of two threads out of ~130,000 on existing ILX, so hardly anything to get keyed up about.

KeefW (kmw), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 18:06 (eighteen years ago)

Lack of transactional control resulted in the loss of a total of two threads out of ~130,000 on existing ILX, so hardly anything to get keyed up about.

just out of curiousity, how does that cause a whole thread to die

roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 18:08 (eighteen years ago)

Because it inserts both into the threads table and the messages table, in two separate transactions. What happened in the case of both the failures was that the second transaction failed (i.e. the write to the messages table), so it looked like it worked, but ILX couldn't read it, since it expects that there's an entry on both. Transactions would (at least) have rolled back both, and the user might've had an idea that the request failed (and perhaps try again).

They weren't existing threads, incidentally, more like new questions... I should've maybe been a bit clearer.

KeefW (kmw), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 18:10 (eighteen years ago)

This happens in my new version too, mind you. If it were more frequent we could:

- move to InnoDB... Would require a good bit of thought and performance testing
- write a stored procedure, instead of several pieces of dynamic SQL, which would turn the whole thing into a transaction
- or least invasively, write a compensatory transaction (i.e. remove the duff record if the second transaction fails). This is a bit shitty, because the compensatory transaction could possibly fail too, but it is an option that is used in the real world.

I'm not doing anything for now based on the previous failure rate and the fact that there are more important things to do.

KeefW (kmw), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 18:21 (eighteen years ago)

Yo -- Keef drops the science!

alext (alext), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 07:20 (eighteen years ago)

alext drops his/her pants

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 07:21 (eighteen years ago)

What sort of time do you call that, Alex?!

KeefW (kmw), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 08:58 (eighteen years ago)

Terrible omens, Aja/Dante fans... :-(

http://www.fettemama.org/wp-content/keiner_mag_linux.jpg

StanM (StanM), Friday, 17 November 2006 16:48 (eighteen years ago)

two years pass...

now what?

akm, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 01:11 (sixteen years ago)

gangsta hug (omar little), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 01:14 (sixteen years ago)

lol

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 01:34 (sixteen years ago)

http://status.ilxor.com

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 01:38 (sixteen years ago)

I'll post another update on Monday. Yours in SB.

shit, is this what happens when admins get sb'd?

is it ok to oscarbait 'million dollar baby'? (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 01:39 (sixteen years ago)

Pretty much what I said on status -- our current deal runs out at the end of June. I am trying to get in touch with the hosts to work out exactly how much cash they're looking for to keep us on. I'm also chasing up a couple of sponsorship possibilities.

What we need: space for a 1U server with bandwidth greater than 120gb a month. Because of the way the code works (lots of in-memory caches) we really need a machine to ourselves, so shared hosting is pretty much out. We own our server anyway, so that's not a problem.

Last I heard we were looking at a bill of $1200 a year to stay where we are. That figure is pretty out of date though, so I need to get an update on that. Quick comparisons have that being pretty cheap -- there are cheaper 1U colos, but that's usually on way less bandwidth than we need.

Anyway, it's late here, so more tomorrow.

stet, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 01:49 (sixteen years ago)

Cool -- but the front page still shows just a link to the status site!

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 01:51 (sixteen years ago)

that's yr cache: shift-reload

stet, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 01:52 (sixteen years ago)

pwned

mookieproof, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 01:53 (sixteen years ago)

That's my name (plus a prefix).

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 01:58 (sixteen years ago)

$1200 a year? that is nothing. throw google adsense on here and that'll pay for that, probably. I know we've had that discussion before and no-one wants it, but c'mon.

akm, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 01:59 (sixteen years ago)

or 100 people donating $12 each, which seems at least as easy as relying on adsense.

would you ask tom petty that? (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 02:07 (sixteen years ago)

(i wonder if it would be a tax-deductible donation...)

would you ask tom petty that? (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 02:08 (sixteen years ago)

Can we petition Obama for stimulus money?

Bud Huxtable (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 02:09 (sixteen years ago)

tbh ilx is worth wayyyy more to me than $12/year.

hugging used to mean something (call all destroyer), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 02:16 (sixteen years ago)

ya it's worth at least $13.50

iatee, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 02:18 (sixteen years ago)

Can we petition Obama for stimulus money?

Too bad the UK expenses scandal happened when it did, we probably could have gotten a few grand from some MP.

resistance is feudal (WmC), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 02:26 (sixteen years ago)

i would totally donate $12 to keep google ads away.

i'm too hardcore to be bourgeois (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 04:20 (sixteen years ago)

xp tipsy: if you had self-employment income from writing about music, film, whatever you could probably write it off as a business gift.

giving a shit when it isn't your turn to give a shit (sarahel), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 04:26 (sixteen years ago)

there was a point where the idea of raising money through ads for non logins was an option. does anyone know if that would still work (on at least a supplemental level?)

just saying that since we require login to post, it would just be an incentive to join. also, 1p3 would be our driving economic power, which is pretty awesome.

AMYL NATHRAKH (jjjusten), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 04:33 (sixteen years ago)

we should charge to be on 77

cat as cap can (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 04:50 (sixteen years ago)

$7.77

cat as cap can (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 04:50 (sixteen years ago)

Oh yeah, almost forgot about 77. Thanks for reminding me. I already helped pay for the server your secret board is on, I'm not paying for your traffic.

StanM, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 05:31 (sixteen years ago)

good post

let free dom ring (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 05:34 (sixteen years ago)

i will only donate in memory of deeznuts

bnw, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 05:35 (sixteen years ago)

Stan makes an interesting point but for $12 (or even double) I'm not particularly bothered.

Brandy Frotte and Reel De La St-Jean (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 07:43 (sixteen years ago)

As we love them so much how about getting Pitchfork or the NME to sponsor us?

DJ Angoreinhardt (Billy Dods), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 07:49 (sixteen years ago)

Or The Guardian?

Brandy Frotte and Reel De La St-Jean (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 08:00 (sixteen years ago)

With such a large userbase I'd expect that ILX could survive on donations from users, could it not? It's more than worked on other sites I've used in the past (#it, DFFD and a local cycling forum).

krakow, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 09:00 (sixteen years ago)

won't go above $5, if i'm honest.

U2 raped goat (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 09:10 (sixteen years ago)

How many users are there on here? In both the #it and DFFD cases, when hosting issues struck and donations were opened up and brought to the fore, the amount collected was significantly above that needed I believe. I'd hate to think things would be any different here.

A small amount from lots of people adds up, to state the obvious. I wouldn't pay vast sums either, but would be happy to do my bit and reckon lots of others would too.

krakow, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 09:14 (sixteen years ago)

We've raised money before - I seem to remember Stet set up one of those justgiving pages or something similar and I'm pretty sure we reached whatever amount it was very quickly.

Brandy Frotte and Reel De La St-Jean (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 09:19 (sixteen years ago)

I'm still trying to figure out how Ned (Raggett) posted while still getting a link to the status site on the front page.

Bathtime at the Apollo (G00blar), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 09:22 (sixteen years ago)

ask TOMBOT

U2 raped goat (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 09:26 (sixteen years ago)

Obama's new Raggetczar

U2 raped goat (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 09:26 (sixteen years ago)

Raggetttzar

snoball, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 09:30 (sixteen years ago)

I'd be happy to donate 12$ or more, but I'm not sure if I can do that since I don't have a Visa or any other proper credit card. Can you donate money online using Visa Electron? I do have that one.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 09:53 (sixteen years ago)

^^^ this, but using Maestro/Cirrus

snoball, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 10:01 (sixteen years ago)

I guess that paying for ILX would mean the end of SBs?

Enemy Insects (NickB), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 10:02 (sixteen years ago)

how about #dollarspaid = #votes needed before ban

man saves ducklings from (ledge), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 10:06 (sixteen years ago)

Read only fee.

Brandy Frotte and Reel De La St-Jean (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 10:10 (sixteen years ago)

full refund upon being SB'd

U2 raped goat (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 10:14 (sixteen years ago)

One way of ensuring that ILx doesn't get caught out financially is maybe to set up an annual fee (with login privileges dependent upon paying the fee, otherwise it's strictly read/lurk only) - if we say $5 per poster then a minimum of 600 posters would be enough to keep it going.

Dingbod Kesterson, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 10:15 (sixteen years ago)

reject likely bannees payments

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 10:16 (sixteen years ago)

http://i43.tinypic.com/2j3shhc.png

StanM, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 10:21 (sixteen years ago)

Can I just add that MS Paint suxx majorly?

StanM, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 10:22 (sixteen years ago)

I would happily pay $5, pretty much without thinking. $10 might give me pause, though I'd probably still pay. More than that could put me off.

krakow, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 10:23 (sixteen years ago)

Compared to movies/tv/books/games/relationships/price per hour, even $100/year would still be some of the cheapest entertainment ever.

StanM, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 10:25 (sixteen years ago)

Not that everything here (cursing cancer thread, e.g.) is entertainment, obviously, but you know what I mean

StanM, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 10:27 (sixteen years ago)

$5 you get an avatar, $10 post editing, $20 suggest ban immune, $50 your own board, $100 sitewide admin privs

man saves ducklings from (ledge), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 10:27 (sixteen years ago)

I think we should probably wait for Keith or Stet to come back to us on how much this is going to cost, whether they can get another sponsor, and what they intend to do about it before speculating on the implications for this that and the other. It's just a waste of time otherwise.

Tits Bramble (Matt DC), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 10:28 (sixteen years ago)

$100 sitewide admin privs

I'd rather keep the admins we have now instead of whoever gives the most money. :-/

StanM, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 10:32 (sixteen years ago)

just for the record, i was totally kidding about the $5.

you guys.

U2 raped goat (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 10:32 (sixteen years ago)

for $100 you get ownership of Martin Jol

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 10:33 (sixteen years ago)

(I know most of you are joking by the way, I just want to avoid a lengthy discussion about ads or admin privs or suggest bans that may turn out to be largely irrelevant to the matter in hand)

Tits Bramble (Matt DC), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 10:33 (sixteen years ago)

OMG what have I done - that totally looks like I LIKE the admins we have now! Edit post! Undo! :-)

StanM, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 10:34 (sixteen years ago)

(we know) (xpost) :-)

StanM, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 10:34 (sixteen years ago)

for $100 you get ownership of Martin Jol

wouldn't let him drive the train to cork for that money

U2 raped goat (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 10:38 (sixteen years ago)

I didn't realise how much I missed ILX - even just as a resource to research music - until it was gone.

Give us a paypal account to throw our money at. Anything to keep it ad free.

If My Body's A Club You're My Disco Ball (Masonic Boom), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 10:44 (sixteen years ago)

It's just a waste of time otherwise.

Posts that effortlessly sum up, etc...

Brandy Frotte and Reel De La St-Jean (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 10:50 (sixteen years ago)

It's just a waste of time otherwise.

j/k
seriously though, this place is one of the main reasons that I'm not running down the street naked yelling obscenities at people

snoball, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 10:53 (sixteen years ago)

Wasting time is one of the main points of ILX, be that a good thing or a bad thing.

krakow, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 11:07 (sixteen years ago)

The main point surely?

Dante ... Bruno . Vico .. Passantino (Tom D.), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 11:09 (sixteen years ago)

Been away for a few days and nearly wept when I tried to access ILX yesterday (before the resurrection). Echoing those above, I'd absolutely pay a few quid/$$$ into the hosting pot.

Bill A, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 11:44 (sixteen years ago)

Sorry about that. Took it down to get a database backup. Slightly nervous that the restart they did on Friday may have screwed some stuff up on the computer, so want to get a database backup to ensure it can all be recreated should the worst happen.

Keith, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 12:08 (sixteen years ago)

keith: caek.css has disappeared from the list of stylesheet options.

caek, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 12:21 (sixteen years ago)

waaaahhhh!

caek, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 12:22 (sixteen years ago)

Oh dear... Sorry. Can you email it to me, please?

Keith, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 12:22 (sixteen years ago)

i don't think i have a copy. not kicking around in backups anywhere? if not, i'll redo it (which will take me over thirty seconds)

caek, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 12:24 (sixteen years ago)

I think what must've happened is that it was put up on the live site but not on my development copy. This is my backup, so I don't have it here. That said, you probably emailed it to me before... Just looked, no. Did you email it to Stet? If so I can get him to pass it to me later (he's not around at the moment).

Keith, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 12:27 (sixteen years ago)

(In that I don't back up the software, as there's typically no need; just the database... These things are just stored as files in a directory).

Keith, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 12:28 (sixteen years ago)

sorry, it's here: New stylesheet: old.css without image resizing

caek, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 12:28 (sixteen years ago)

OK, should be there now.

Keith, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 12:30 (sixteen years ago)

thanks!

caek, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 12:39 (sixteen years ago)

Can't we just subtly amend our posting styles to rake in lucrative marketing dollars? I was thinking about just now while listening to my awesome MICROSOFT ZUNE, a great piece of technology that is changing the way we view and interact with media and one that I highly recommend.

"too worldly to compete on /b/" (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 12:57 (sixteen years ago)

guys dont worry we can totally use my worldwide zombie computer spambot network to host ilx

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 12:57 (sixteen years ago)

I guess that paying for ILX would mean the end of SBs?

you have to donate 1200 bucks to be able to SB, but everybody you SB is permabanned

worm? lol (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 12:59 (sixteen years ago)

(donated before & will happily donate again obviously)

worm? lol (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 13:00 (sixteen years ago)

I was just about to go to BURGER KING when I noticed ILX was back. What a wonderful restaurant and message board respectively.

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 13:02 (sixteen years ago)


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| style.css | 3623 |
| old.css | 204 |
| kenan_style.css | 39 |
| blueski.css | 35 |
| keith.css | 34 |
| caek.css | 28 |
| iPhone.css | 18 |
| style-monochrome-no-borders.css | 16 |
| style2.css | 15 |
| black.css | 8 |
| style3.css | 7 |
| style-monochrome.css | 6 |
| test.css | 4 |
| keith2.css | 3 |
| naus.css | 1 |
| 3270.css | 1 |
+---------------------------------+----------+

Keith, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 13:05 (sixteen years ago)

If it wasn't for ILX I would surely have never found out about what a great newspaper The Daily Mail is. I read it from cover to cover stopping only to take a sip from my Innocent smoothie.

ned trifle (Notinmyname), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 13:06 (sixteen years ago)

3270.css | 1

This person is a baller.

Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 13:06 (sixteen years ago)

28 fans of giant images, Caek.

1 mainframe programmer, Dan.

Keith, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 13:07 (sixteen years ago)

And 1 Naus.

Keith, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 13:08 (sixteen years ago)

I just tried 3270 and now I have a headache.

ned trifle (Notinmyname), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 13:08 (sixteen years ago)

This is what I'm talking about! I think we can make a slight adjustment which nobody will notice and won't affect anybody's enjoyment of the boards. In fact, it might be refreshing - just like Coca-Cola!

"too worldly to compete on /b/" (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 13:09 (sixteen years ago)

I kind of like naus but the penguins are distracting.

ned trifle (Notinmyname), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 13:09 (sixteen years ago)

^^ rong

"too worldly to compete on /b/" (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 13:12 (sixteen years ago)

Although I fancy a tasty PENGUIN biscuit now.

Keith, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 13:12 (sixteen years ago)

Can we cut the idiotic fucking humour and get back to the matter in hand please?

This hardman mod post was bought to you by ASP - unequalled in police baton design

Tits Bramble (Matt DC), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 13:16 (sixteen years ago)

Matt, joking aside, you're probably right here. We've got four weeks or so to sort this out, and it's not going to be as easy as last time, because we need ongoing donations this time, not one-offs, as it's the hosting fees we need to pay, not just buy a computer.

Keith, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 13:17 (sixteen years ago)

maybe we can get a sponsorship deal with Custos Holdings Inc.!

EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 13:21 (sixteen years ago)

I can kick a couple dollars in this time around, but I am 100% behind using Google Ads and Guess Papers lurkers to finance this bitch after the first year.

resistance is feudal (WmC), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 13:23 (sixteen years ago)

If we went with the subscription model, who would actually be in charge of the money side of things? In fact, how much coding would be required to implement a subscription service?

"too worldly to compete on /b/" (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 13:24 (sixteen years ago)

Maybe the Guess Papers dudes can go legit and we can get a cut as commission?

"too worldly to compete on /b/" (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 13:24 (sixteen years ago)

This is one Dom P you won't want to cast out:

http://images.winecommune.com/lotImage/169151644.jpg

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 13:24 (sixteen years ago)

Provocative taste and refreshing zing in every glass

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 13:26 (sixteen years ago)

I don't know it had lard in it??

"too worldly to compete on /b/" (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 13:27 (sixteen years ago)

I think a subscription model would be kinda problematic, because how would posters like me who don't own a credit card pay the subscription?

Tuomas, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 13:30 (sixteen years ago)

with your blood

the ring toun (electricsound), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 13:31 (sixteen years ago)

I mean, I'd be happy to pay it, but I don't know how to do it. Would it work with Visa Electron?

Tuomas, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 13:31 (sixteen years ago)

You wouldn't want to pay subscriptions from credit cards anyway, they're a total b****** to stop, in that you can't, you rely on the people at the other end being nice enough to stop them.

Keith, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 13:32 (sixteen years ago)

i've had a platinum ilx account for like two years - i have enjoyed a significant speed boost on page loads, it's also much funnier than when i use my work account

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 13:33 (sixteen years ago)

PayPal or something like that?

"too worldly to compete on /b/" (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 13:34 (sixteen years ago)

You wouldn't want to pay subscriptions from credit cards anyway, they're a total b****** to stop, in that you can't, you rely on the people at the other end being nice enough to stop them.

Well how should we do it then?

Tuomas, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 13:36 (sixteen years ago)

I don't know.

Keith, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 13:37 (sixteen years ago)

being completely genuine tuomas, i'll pay for you if it means you stop asking.

U2 raped goat (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 13:38 (sixteen years ago)

subject to the SB refund discussed upthread

U2 raped goat (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 13:38 (sixteen years ago)

Suggest bank?

Enemy Insects (NickB), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 13:39 (sixteen years ago)

asking what, though?

Mark G, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 13:39 (sixteen years ago)

I mean, I think it's quite complex, like the fact that if you were to pay, then assuming we keep it hosting where we are we have one of two options:

  • You make a payment in US dollars, which means the fees could be covered, but that what you actually pay in Europes is going to change with the exchange rate
  • You make a payment in Europes, which means that we potentially don't cover the fees
This is beyond the complexities of international payments etc. I dunno really. I'm hoping someone has experience of this sort of thing.

Keith, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 13:40 (sixteen years ago)

i'm trying to get my head around the evident fact that tuomas can charge people not to ask questions, in a reversal of the UK MP scandal

U2 raped goat (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 13:41 (sixteen years ago)

if the cost is in dollars, then i guess it makes sense to pay that and we yurpeens will just have to go with the exchange rate on it.

U2 raped goat (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 13:41 (sixteen years ago)

i think we should just set up stalls in major cities where people can pay any way they like.

s1ocki, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 13:42 (sixteen years ago)

That said, I doubt the amount of money we'll need is that massive, though we're waiting on a reply from the hosts on that one, so it shouldn't really be a problem if we can figure out the logistics.

Keith, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 13:42 (sixteen years ago)

charge per minute fees for use of MRF and IMP

U2 raped goat (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 13:45 (sixteen years ago)

What would we do with the surplus?

Keith, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 13:45 (sixteen years ago)

MODFAP

U2 raped goat (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 13:45 (sixteen years ago)

Blow it all on custom smilies.

Enemy Insects (NickB), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 13:49 (sixteen years ago)

does anyone who has experience w/ ads on websites know how much revenue we could potentially generate from ads for nonregistered/logged out users?

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 13:52 (sixteen years ago)

$100/nonregistered user

s1ocki, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 13:53 (sixteen years ago)

imo

s1ocki, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 13:53 (sixteen years ago)

does anyone who has experience w/ ads on websites know how much revenue we could potentially generate from ads for nonregistered/logged out users?

Read this in a Fagin/Malcolm McLaren voice.

Mark G, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 13:54 (sixteen years ago)

I can kick a couple dollars in this time around, but I am 100% behind using Google Ads and Guess Papers lurkers to finance this bitch after the first year.

― resistance is feudal (WmC), Tuesday, June 2, 2009 9:23 AM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 13:59 (sixteen years ago)

What's going to happen with you after this year then?

ned trifle (Notinmyname), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:03 (sixteen years ago)

I'm expecting to be better off next year what with Cameron being PM and all.

ned trifle (Notinmyname), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:03 (sixteen years ago)

prob just ascend to a higher state of consciousness or whatever

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:04 (sixteen years ago)

yeah we should all be evolving into a new species by then right?

hugging used to mean something (call all destroyer), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:05 (sixteen years ago)

Surely we could get a whip around happening at l0u1s jagg3r's local chapter of the Young Tories?

"too worldly to compete on /b/" (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:05 (sixteen years ago)

if you're going subscription then you should take payment in the currency your costs are incurred in.

Paypal does subscription and recurring payments, btw: https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=p/xcl/rec/subscr-intro-outside

caek, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:05 (sixteen years ago)

why not just have ads?

FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:09 (sixteen years ago)

cuz it would be better if there weren't.

s1ocki, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:09 (sixteen years ago)

dunno about setting up subscription payments?

surely just bumping the thread in december every year will do it, allied with automatic banning of those that haven't paid up by Jan?

U2 raped goat (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:10 (sixteen years ago)

love those 28 caek.css bros, but can i charge a subscription too?

caek, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:10 (sixteen years ago)

i mean, bronsonator, that i'm sure most people agree that the lack of internetty visual clutter like ads and shit is one of ILX's main attractions. if it can be avoided it should.

s1ocki, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:10 (sixteen years ago)

because they'll just end up being for christian fundamentalists and abortion 'advice' clinics, etc.

Mark G, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:10 (sixteen years ago)

^^ not the actual reason

s1ocki, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:11 (sixteen years ago)

i am totally fine with:

1) pledge drive now to get us through the next year/this difficult time
2) google ads for non-registered users
3) see where what kind of money this brings in, and if it's falling short then subscriptions

caek, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:11 (sixteen years ago)

it's one of them, surely? (xpost)

Mark G, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:12 (sixteen years ago)

logistics involved in subscriptions are not inconsiderable, and i'd be staggered if it could be set up within a month

caek, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:12 (sixteen years ago)

ads might brighten the place up a bit

FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:13 (sixteen years ago)

Well, that's why you do a pledge drive now and develop the subscription model over the next 12 months.

Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:14 (sixteen years ago)

I second caek, but I really doubt this would ever come down to subscriptions. Unless there are going to be recurring costs beyond server hosting, a yearly pledge drive would probably do it, unless I'm dramatically overestimating the giving potential here.

mh, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:14 (sixteen years ago)

If anything, funding drives have usually been oversuccessful.

Mark G, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:15 (sixteen years ago)

ads might brighten the place up a bit

Yes, let's have some ads for Challops Weekly, the Daily Troll and the Contrarian, that'll brighten up your day

Dante ... Bruno . Vico .. Passantino (Tom D.), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:16 (sixteen years ago)

you wouldn't want a situation where exiled former posters were taking out garish attack ads

EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:17 (sixteen years ago)

Is the subscription model being seriously considered? I can only see that putting people off and heavily discouraging new posters.

Whip-round this year seems like the best and quickest solution, maybe with a voluntary monthly donation or whatever from then on. Like when people adopt donkeys in Iraq or whatever.

Tits Bramble (Matt DC), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:17 (sixteen years ago)

you wouldn't want a situation where exiled former posters were taking out garish attack ads

― EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Tuesday, June 2, 2009 2:17 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol

s1ocki, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:19 (sixteen years ago)

that has so much potential

s1ocki, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:19 (sixteen years ago)

THIS THREAD IS PROBABLY SHIT

EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:20 (sixteen years ago)

If there's any money left we could still adopt half an Iraqi donkey, right?

StanM, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:21 (sixteen years ago)

sorry I meant to post that on the UK Watercooler 36: ANATOLIAN BREAKFAST thread

EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:21 (sixteen years ago)

How much does shilling zwinkies make?

Prince of Persia (Ed), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:24 (sixteen years ago)

i do pretty good

s1ocki, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:26 (sixteen years ago)

Whip-round this year seems like the best and quickest solution, maybe with a voluntary monthly donation or whatever from then on. Like when people adopt donkeys in Iraq or whatever.

― Tits Bramble (Matt DC), Tuesday, June 2, 2009 10:17 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

maybe we could pay to adopt a poster?

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:27 (sixteen years ago)

I am also vehemently opposed to a subscription model, and I'll be willing to drop $20.

ti's girl on the outside (musically), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:27 (sixteen years ago)

i am totally fine with:

1) pledge drive now to get us through the next year/this difficult time
2) google ads for non-registered users
3) see where what kind of money this brings in, and if it's falling short then subscriptions

― caek, Tuesday, June 2, 2009 10:11 AM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^ i think this is a good way to go for now

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:27 (sixteen years ago)

U2 raped a goat?

am0n, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:28 (sixteen years ago)

It keeps The Edge's fingers supple and young.

Prince of Persia (Ed), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:29 (sixteen years ago)

when we do the pledge drive we have to have a rolling pledge drive thread where the mods post and do songs (HI D@N) and comedy routines for the amusement of the potential pledgers.

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:29 (sixteen years ago)

Only if the songs are in the style of Lawrence Welk.

Prince of Persia (Ed), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:31 (sixteen years ago)

why not just have ads?

― FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Tuesday, June 2, 2009 9:09 AM (17 minutes ago)

cuz it would be better if there weren't.

― s1ocki, Tuesday, June 2, 2009 9:09 AM (16 minutes ago) [IP: 74.59.88.98] Bookmark

But they won't show up for us! Soaking lurkers seems like such an obvious solution, I just don't see why there's any opposition.

resistance is feudal (WmC), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:32 (sixteen years ago)

and if u donate enuf u get an ILX tote and a cafepress book of all of john ds posts

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:32 (sixteen years ago)

and threads would be interrupted in the middle of long awesome clusterfuck discussions for important pledge drive information

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:32 (sixteen years ago)

http://students.usm.maine.edu/patricia.kamp/pbs_logo.gif

am0n, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:33 (sixteen years ago)

and threads would be interrupted in the middle of long awesome clusterfuck discussions for important pledge drive information

oh snap, I am totally doing this from now on

Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:34 (sixteen years ago)

subscriptions would kill ilx absolutely

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:34 (sixteen years ago)

Way too many people know about ad blockers to still seriously consider ads as a viable long term solution, or do these things just hide the ads and you still get paid for their visits?

StanM, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:35 (sixteen years ago)

people who put google ads on their site make money

caek, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:35 (sixteen years ago)

well if we went w/google which would be the best solution wed get paid for clicks

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:36 (sixteen years ago)

not a lot, but we don't need a lot

xpost

Prince of Persia (Ed), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:36 (sixteen years ago)

oh, ok.

StanM, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:36 (sixteen years ago)

most people who use the internet are not smart enough to use the internet. WE CAN TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THESE PEOPLE

resistance is feudal (WmC), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:37 (sixteen years ago)

subscriptions would kill ilx absolutely

― ice cr?m, Tuesday, June 2, 2009 10:34 AM

i vote for subscriptions!

am0n, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:38 (sixteen years ago)

Another idea, could we do something to generate iTunes/Amazon/whatever affiliate money. Auto generate a link to a track or book or DVD for non logged in types?

Prince of Persia (Ed), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:38 (sixteen years ago)

$1200 a year would be no problem w/google

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:38 (sixteen years ago)

subscriptions would kill ilx absolutely

― ice cr?m, Tuesday, June 2, 2009 10:34 AM

i vote for subscriptions!

― am0n, Tuesday, June 2, 2009 10:38 AM (25 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i suspected this might be the basic motivation

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:39 (sixteen years ago)

most people who use the internet are not smart enough to use the internet. WE CAN TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THESE PEOPLE

Just put up an ad on townhall.com saying donations appreciated to fund criticism of Obama. (If questioned, we will point to Dr. Morbius's various posts.)

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:39 (sixteen years ago)

everyone is right, subscriptions are a bad idea, i would like to revise my three point plan:

1) pledge drive now to get us through the next year/this difficult time
2) google ads for non-registered users
3) have a good time all the time

caek, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:39 (sixteen years ago)

i think the real question we need to be asking ourselves is what to do with the profit we make of adverts after hosting is covered

caek, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:40 (sixteen years ago)

colony on mars

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:40 (sixteen years ago)

ferrari raffle twice a year

U2 raped goat (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:40 (sixteen years ago)

get me through grad school

caek, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:41 (sixteen years ago)

Any money left over could just be kept in surplus for mods' hookers and cocaine expenses the next time we need cash to keep everything going, surely?

Tits Bramble (Matt DC), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:42 (sixteen years ago)

My goodness, the Horrrors album is quite spiffing. You shold buy one now. Or download it off Itunes.

Mark G, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:42 (sixteen years ago)

ILXor 1: Yes, but what about that 'bloated' feeling I get in the moning?

ILXor 2: Suggest Bran.

Mark G, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:43 (sixteen years ago)

Huge surplus -- pay for eats and drinks at WORLD FAP.

resistance is feudal (WmC), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:46 (sixteen years ago)

YESS

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:47 (sixteen years ago)

I think getting to still laugh at chumps is incentive enough

Bad Gaygay (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:49 (sixteen years ago)

I would log out and click around ilx a few minutes a day just to throw a few pennies into the pot. I'm cash-poor but time-rich.

resistance is feudal (WmC), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:52 (sixteen years ago)

eh keep in mind someone has to pay for those ads often unrich small business people - having some experience myself using google adwords im confident well get enough $$$ from people who actually want to visit the sponsor sites - or at least target yr clicking to lol hueg multinationals

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:55 (sixteen years ago)

does anyone who has experience w/ ads on websites know how much revenue we could potentially generate from ads for nonregistered/logged out users?

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, June 2, 2009 8:52 AM Bookmark

So we do need to bring back Heave Ho.

···◊··· (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:56 (sixteen years ago)

haa yes

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:57 (sixteen years ago)

Is the subscription model being seriously considered? I can only see that putting people off and heavily discouraging new posters.

tbh there are some people who need to be put off and discouraged from posting to ilx ;-) the other way is pay-per-post a la oyster card. this would wheedle out all the trolls, spammers, freaks and ingrates and encourage regulars to think a little more before they posted something. i've no idea of the logistics involved but can't imagine they're that insurmountable.

on digital spy if you're on an anonymous email address (i.e. hotmail, yahoo etc.) you have to pay a £5 verification fee before they'll let you log on their boards and that seems to work pretty well.

then again i guess the salon idea of watching a 30 second ad before viewing the boards might be workable.

Dingbod Kesterson, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:58 (sixteen years ago)

or we could just use google ads for unlogged ins and roll around in the money

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 15:01 (sixteen years ago)

google ads seems like the least intrusive, the ads could be in a column that takes up a quarter of the width of the page

snoball, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 15:02 (sixteen years ago)

joining fees are only any use if you want to weed out potential posters who aren't taking things seriously or whatever. i don't think there's much need or desire to do that. they're no good at paying ongoing hosting fees, which is why sites that use them also carry ads.

caek, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 15:02 (sixteen years ago)

ilxors in the 2009

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/0205_diddy_wi.jpg

鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 15:03 (sixteen years ago)

we jus throw away ones + fives

鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 15:04 (sixteen years ago)

tbh there are some people who need to be put off and discouraged from posting to ilx ;-)

i've actually been waiting for MC to drop this line of thought on the thread for a few hours now.
happy now.
also, amazed to hear that googleads may actually bring in enough $$ to pay bills.

mark e, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 15:07 (sixteen years ago)

having a subscription model is going to complicate our desire to kick people off.

akm, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 15:07 (sixteen years ago)

having a subscription model is going to complicate our desire to have people post to ilx

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 15:09 (sixteen years ago)

Have opt-in subscriptions where subscribing quadruples your SB strength and lets you view saucy pictures.

Enemy Insects (NickB), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 15:11 (sixteen years ago)

I'm almost positive goodle adsense will bring in at least this amount of money, even from unregistered users only, because I remember there being some stats posted here about the amount of traffic ilx actually gets and it is flabbergasting. It's hard to tell what the click through rate would be but I think the average everywhere is about 1%.

akm, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 15:12 (sixteen years ago)

yeah it's obvs the first thing to try and if it doesn't work for whatever reason we'll just figure out something else.

hugging used to mean something (call all destroyer), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 15:13 (sixteen years ago)

i am totally fine with:

1) pledge drive now to get us through the next year/this difficult time
2) google ads for non-registered users
3) see where what kind of money this brings in, and if it's falling short then subscriptions

THIS, lock thread. Also I'm using caek's stylesheet. The dude is full of sensible ideas!

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 15:14 (sixteen years ago)

so:

1 find new home
2 fund raise for move
3 code some google adsense in this bitch
4 profit

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 15:15 (sixteen years ago)

Oh wait, I don't agree with the second half of caek's part 3. Subscriptions are not a good idea. The dude is 99.5% full of sensible ideas!

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 15:15 (sixteen years ago)

i revised my plan later!

caek, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 15:15 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.sportsmansdaily.com/images/ana-ivanovic11_001.jpg

btw this is our subscription model

Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 15:16 (sixteen years ago)

Popular poster subscription fee: $5/year
Annoying poster subscription fee: $50/month

StanM, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 15:17 (sixteen years ago)

suggest ban = put a dollar in the jar

caek, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 15:18 (sixteen years ago)

Oh wait, I don't agree with the second half of caek's part 3. Subscriptions are not a good idea. The dude is 99.5% full of sensible ideas!

― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Tuesday, June 2, 2009 11:15 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

no hes 83.3% full of sensible ideas

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 15:18 (sixteen years ago)

Popular poster subscription fee: $5/year
Annoying poster subscription fee: $50/month

― StanM, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 15:17 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

What, you gonna do a 'popular poster' poll?

Mark G, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 15:20 (sixteen years ago)

No SB's, no threadkilling posts, polls with more than x votes = popular
Me = $50/month

:-)

StanM, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 15:23 (sixteen years ago)

Hmm, well 2 out of 3...

Mark G, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 15:25 (sixteen years ago)

I wonder how much money could be raised by putting google ads ONLY on clusterfuck threads?

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 15:25 (sixteen years ago)

Seriously, throw a google ad at the top of this growing monster right now, we could all be ordering free pizzas by the end of this thing.

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 15:26 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.fairplaygames.com/pics/heaveho.jpg

am0n, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 15:27 (sixteen years ago)

http://http.cdnlayer.com/futurehosting/logo.jpg

StanM, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 15:31 (sixteen years ago)

eh keep in mind someone has to pay for those ads often unrich small business people - having some experience myself using google adwords im confident well get enough $$$ from people who actually want to visit the sponsor sites - or at least target yr clicking to lol hueg multinationals

Ah, I didn't realize it depended on clickthroughs, I thought just seeing the ad was enough.

resistance is feudal (WmC), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 15:31 (sixteen years ago)

still wanna argue for a tiered system where subscribers who pay more get increased SB'ing power

worm? lol (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 15:35 (sixteen years ago)

or increased SB armour.

this could turn into an arms race.

U2 raped goat (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 15:39 (sixteen years ago)

Premium rate gets every post auto-excelsiored.

Enemy Insects (NickB), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 15:40 (sixteen years ago)

more like an RPG

xpost

go and put your f'kin torn jeans on (onimo), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 15:40 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic ad link every time darraghmac posts:

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i19308

StanM, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 15:41 (sixteen years ago)

In favour of Adwords

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m76/deshigh/pimp.jpg

Against Adwords

http://www.rufandreddy.co.uk/images/StreetGang/swampy.jpg

I Got Great Gusto, but Only Some I Can Trust Yo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 15:45 (sixteen years ago)

What, if any, are the real objections to using google ads which would be visible only to non-logged-ins? Serious answers only please.

resistance is feudal (WmC), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 15:58 (sixteen years ago)

No serious objection from me other than that it would be better if we could manage it without ads.

Keith, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 16:02 (sixteen years ago)

Unless the ways of managing without ads were worse, surely?

I Got Great Gusto, but Only Some I Can Trust Yo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 16:03 (sixteen years ago)

i have no objections, my objections are to ads for logged-inners

s1ocki, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 16:03 (sixteen years ago)

Are there any ideas on how much money google ads for unregistered users would raise? I'd offer an estimate but I don't know the amount of non-logged-in traffic, or the amount of revenue that google ads generates per view (or click through).

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 16:04 (sixteen years ago)

Subscriptions are a terrible idea. I'm not totally opposed to ads appearing for people who aren't logged in, but if we're not after a massive amount of cash then why not do an annual fundraising drive?

emil.y, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 16:05 (sixteen years ago)

Possible objections to 'verts:

They generally look horrible.
We might not agree with the ethics of some of the businesses or products being promoted.

Enemy Insects (NickB), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 16:05 (sixteen years ago)

We're not going to see them, being members and all. But I agree with emil.y

StanM, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 16:06 (sixteen years ago)

i've got to agree with emily here, but then i'm not gonna be lumped with the task of begging for cash every year.

U2 raped goat (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 16:06 (sixteen years ago)

its funny google adwords are exactly the ilx aesthetic

http://i41.tinypic.com/i51y7k.jpg

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 16:07 (sixteen years ago)

In an hour after I restarted it at midday, there were about 10,000 hits. Can't tell the difference between logged in and not without making code changes, but I'd guess that 75% of these are logged in people, so 2,500. Guessing this translates into about 150,000 per day, which squares up with the roughly 3-4 million hits a month I've looked at in the past.

It looks like Google Ads only generate cash on click through.

Keith, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 16:07 (sixteen years ago)

We can demand that Google only delivers beautiful Doritos ads.

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 16:07 (sixteen years ago)

Option 3 is we make a charity record.

Enemy Insects (NickB), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 16:08 (sixteen years ago)

singin' through nylon w/the dickhole crew

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 16:09 (sixteen years ago)

A fundraising drive feels unnecessarily uncertain if Adwords can be proved to generate the money the site needs. It wouldn't particularly bother me whether I can see them or not, and I probably get exposed every day to lots and lots of ads from businesses whose ethics I disagree with. I don't think ads appearing on a site imply that you endorse the advertisers.

I Got Great Gusto, but Only Some I Can Trust Yo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 16:10 (sixteen years ago)

Forced pledge: "we've only got 70% of the required amount at the moment so we're only showing 70% of"

StanM, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 16:10 (sixteen years ago)

we keep repeating the same shit here but i think we should pause and actualy figure out how much google ads for nonregistered users would raise (cuz no one seems to be opposed to that) and work from there

xp using keith's numbers there, someone who knows their shit tell me what this mean$

is it ok to oscarbait 'million dollar baby'? (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 16:10 (sixteen years ago)

Yeah, it's about 3 million a month. It's been 30,000 since midday (here - that's five hours ago).

Keith, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 16:11 (sixteen years ago)

Of course problem is it's tricky to tell, as it's not views, it's clickthroughs that get you the cash.

Keith, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 16:12 (sixteen years ago)

how bout a code that blocks people if they don't click on the google ads

worm? lol (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 16:14 (sixteen years ago)

singin' through nylon w/the dickhole crew

also, whatever this means, I feel it is the greatest ilx post of all time so it effectively ends the whole experiment

worm? lol (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 16:15 (sixteen years ago)

i have not done the math - which is pretty complex and not definitive since every ad pays a different price based on an auction + google logarithmic magic model - but if ads were displayed on every non logged in page w/the amount of traffic this site gets it seriously would be not a prob

just google for some articles talking abt how much people are making on their bloggz n whatnot and youll see

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 16:15 (sixteen years ago)

how about we spam the site with bots that click on the ads

(presumably that idea is obviously flawed somehow or everyone would be doing it)

man saves ducklings from (ledge), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 16:16 (sixteen years ago)

In an hour after I restarted it at midday, there were about 10,000 hits. Can't tell the difference between logged in and not without making code changes, but I'd guess that 75% of these are logged in people, so 2,500. Guessing this translates into about 150,000 per day, which squares up with the roughly 3-4 million hits a month I've looked at in the past.

Hmm. Well, using these example numbers from this article (estimates of a 1% click through rate and 25 cents per click), the amount of money generated per day would be:

150,000 visitors per day x .25 not logged in = 37,500 unregistered hits per day

37,500 x 1% click through rate = 375 click throughs per day

375 click throughs x 25 cents = $93.75 per day

$93.75 per day x 365.25 days in a year (including leap year) = $34,242 per year

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ok that article's assumptions of 1% click through rate and 25 cents per click must be wrong. But even if we assume significantly lower assumptions - 0.2% click through rate and 10 cents per click - the total would still come out to...$2739 per year!

WE'RE GONNA BE RICH

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 16:16 (sixteen years ago)

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/6/6c/Bling.jpg

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 16:17 (sixteen years ago)

sooner or later therell be a lurker revolution where they demand their money back

sonderangerbot, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 16:18 (sixteen years ago)

the lurkers are not paying any money tho

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 16:19 (sixteen years ago)

http://lovelyduckie.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/money-toilet-paper.jpg

is it ok to oscarbait 'million dollar baby'? (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 16:20 (sixteen years ago)

I rather think that 25¢ per click is not what google pays. It is probably of the order of 25¢ CPM, i.e. per thousand clicks.

Prince of Persia (Ed), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 16:21 (sixteen years ago)

the lurkers are not paying any money tho

yeah but sometimes somebody'll tell me "I've seen you on ilx" and I say "oh yeah who're you" and they say "I just lurk" - am happy to start beating these people up & taking their money at the board's say-so

worm? lol (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 16:22 (sixteen years ago)

if i ever see you im going to say that but then as soon as u start beating me up im going to whipe the blood from my nose look u in the eye and say "ice cr?m, bitch" then im going to beat u up and take all yr google adwords

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 16:23 (sixteen years ago)

the only thing is im not sure how to pronounce ice cr?m

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 16:24 (sixteen years ago)

I'd rather the pledge drive model. Permanent paypal link and then an annual drive to make up the difference when it comes to paying fees.

Prince of Persia (Ed), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 16:24 (sixteen years ago)

the what to do w/the extra $30k threads are going to be the most awesomest clusterfucks ever

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 16:26 (sixteen years ago)

I dunno Ed, take a look at this page:

http://blog.yieldbuild.com/2008/07/30/contextual-ad-rpcs-are-rising/

It shows that revenue per click (RPC) ranged from 8 to 14 cents from Nov. 2007 to June 2008.

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 16:26 (sixteen years ago)

i think IRE could support ilx single-handedly if it charged for guess papers

harbl, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 16:26 (sixteen years ago)

im pretty psyched to see what ads get served to ilx

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 16:28 (sixteen years ago)

if i ever see you im going to say that but then as soon as u start beating me up im going to whipe the blood from my nose look u in the eye and say "ice cr?m, bitch" then im going to beat u up and take all yr google adwords

if we could sell tickets to this fight it would raise so much revenue we wouldn't have to worry about ads

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 16:28 (sixteen years ago)

if i ever see you im going to say that but then as soon as u start beating me up im going to whipe the blood from my nose look u in the eye and say "ice cr?m, bitch" then im going to beat u up and take all yr google adwords

the last guy who tried to take my google adwords from me is presently doing 3-9 on a geocities page

worm? lol (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 16:28 (sixteen years ago)

to June 2008.

Yeah, but that was before the collapse of the end of the world economic capitalismic system thingy, I don't think this revenue rise has continued after that.

StanM, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 16:29 (sixteen years ago)

o plz dont throw me in the brier patch mr john

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 16:30 (sixteen years ago)

I think we should be looking at ads as a top-up rather than relying on them to pay to keep this thing afloat.

Tits Bramble (Matt DC), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 16:30 (sixteen years ago)

any time you wanna throw down meet me in fortune city

dot biz

worm? lol (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 16:31 (sixteen years ago)

Tits OTM!

StanM, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 16:32 (sixteen years ago)

i think the more money we can raise for global ilx fap @ mauritius, the better.

man saves ducklings from (ledge), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 16:32 (sixteen years ago)

If we have Adsense someone needs to create a mesothelioma thread and make sure it gets bumped every so often.

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 16:33 (sixteen years ago)

O ITS ON JOHN JUST CLICK ON THE SECOND LINK IN THE LEFT FRAME THERE YEAH OK NOW ARE YOU ON A PAGE W/LIKE A STARS AT NIGHT BACKGROUND OK SCROLL DOWN TO THE IMAGE OF THE WORLD OK DO U SEE MY HIT COUNT PRETTY SWEET RIGHT

btw i think we should use ads and the extra money all the money should be given to me to do w/as i please

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 16:35 (sixteen years ago)

OH FUCK IT'S SPINNING JAVA SKULL OF DOOM AND IT EVEN HAS A JOINT IN ITS JAW, FUUUUUCK

GONNA HAVE TO PULL OUT MY MIDI PACHELBEL CANON FOR THIS...DO YOU HEAR ME NOW? DO YOU HEAR THAT BEAUTIFUL MUSIC ICE???????

worm? lol (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 16:37 (sixteen years ago)

so... many... webrings...

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 16:38 (sixteen years ago)

OK, let's assume that pay per click has taken a dive in the last year. Now it's 7 cents per click. Also, we'll assume that ILX unregistered users click on ads less than most other people do, because they're too busy looking for guess papers, and use a mere 0.1% click through rate (1 out of every 1000 hits results in someone clicking on an ad). Also, we'll assume that Keith's estimate of 25% of ILX hits as unregistered/not-logged-in is too optimistic, and that the true figure is instead 15%.

With 3.5 million hits a month, that still results in:

3,500,000 hits per month x 15% unregistered = 525,000 unregistered hits per month.

525,000 unregistered hits x 0.1% click through rate = 525 clicks per month

525 clicks per month x 7 cents per click = $36.75 per month, or $441 per year.

And that's with the negative nancy assumptions all around.

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 16:38 (sixteen years ago)

if you squint so that click looks like dick, that last post is way funnier.

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 16:39 (sixteen years ago)

$441 per year? aw man that's barely gonna pay for one flight to mauritius

man saves ducklings from (ledge), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 16:40 (sixteen years ago)

well get 0.1% on stray clicks alone

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 16:41 (sixteen years ago)

If this jerk can make $100K+, surely we can make $500.

http://www.shoemoney.com/gallery/d/5222-6/adsensecheck.jpg

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 16:41 (sixteen years ago)

Horrible website but cheapest co-lo I have found:

http://calpop.com/colocation.html. Still looking for around $1200 a year.

Prince of Persia (Ed), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 16:43 (sixteen years ago)

To sum up:

I think that a reasonable estimate of the revenue from using AdSense on unregistered users only would be $1000-2000 per year. If negative nancy assumptions are used, drop that to $500 (which would still be almost half of the money needed and make fundraising less of a hassle), and if positive polly assumptions are used we could be on the internet together in tropical paradise.

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 16:46 (sixteen years ago)

so where do i sign up for the money?

is it ok to oscarbait 'million dollar baby'? (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 16:47 (sixteen years ago)

We could always let the guy from Lefora do it; they offered to.

Keith, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 16:48 (sixteen years ago)

It would be easy enough to run an experiment.

There are some staggeringly bad reviews of that company I just posted a link too.

Realistically I think we are probably looking at $2000 a year for our needs and if that gives us a little contingency cushion then so much the better.

Prince of Persia (Ed), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 16:49 (sixteen years ago)

If positive polly has a contingency cushion does negative nancy have a problem pillow?

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 16:54 (sixteen years ago)

you hush your hinkus or i'll smother you with a rubber baby buggy bumper

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 17:02 (sixteen years ago)

on that same site:

http://blog.yieldbuild.com/2009/05/26/when-will-online-advertising-pick-up/

blog is called YieldBuild, which makes them biased.

koogs, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 17:03 (sixteen years ago)

The biggest downside to using Adsense/Adwords, I think, is the big argument that would be sure to come if it brings in much more revenue than we need for expenses. I think all the other downsides mentioned crumble pretty quickly. I think it's an argument worth having, if only to spend a week nominating charities to give it to and then another month polling the top 30 nominations.

resistance is feudal (WmC), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 17:05 (sixteen years ago)

why don't we just stash the surplus and build enough that we can take the ads down for a couple years eventually?

hugging used to mean something (call all destroyer), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 17:06 (sixteen years ago)

that is if WORLDFAP doesn't look feasible.

hugging used to mean something (call all destroyer), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 17:07 (sixteen years ago)

it should be split up as prize money for the various fantasy leagues

EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 17:08 (sixteen years ago)

or for an ilxors make-a-wish foundation

Bathtime at the Apollo (G00blar), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 17:09 (sixteen years ago)

I want WORLDFAP to happen and I want Adsense clicker-throughers to help pay for it.

resistance is feudal (WmC), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 17:10 (sixteen years ago)

or when somebody gets 51'd we could hire a guy to visit their house/place of work and smash their computer

I Got Great Gusto, but Only Some I Can Trust Yo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 17:10 (sixteen years ago)

would rather give ~ £7 of my own money every fund drive than feel even slightly responsible for making people look at ads ~ 10 million times a year

thomp, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 17:12 (sixteen years ago)

unless we can make just one guy in a room somewhere be responsible for every instance of ad-viewing

thomp, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 17:13 (sixteen years ago)

Yeah, I looked at an ad once and I was in therapy for 6 months.

I Got Great Gusto, but Only Some I Can Trust Yo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 17:13 (sixteen years ago)

It was a nightmare, I tell ya.

I Got Great Gusto, but Only Some I Can Trust Yo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 17:13 (sixteen years ago)

Still wake up crying some nights.

I Got Great Gusto, but Only Some I Can Trust Yo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 17:14 (sixteen years ago)

To be fair, that's not because of the ads...

snoball, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 17:15 (sixteen years ago)

That's as maybe, I just know that like billions of other people I now make a point of never ever visiting any website carrying small unobtrusive text ads.

I Got Great Gusto, but Only Some I Can Trust Yo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 17:17 (sixteen years ago)

FYI the answer to not wanting to look at ads is adblock plus.

Suggest this user to be danned. (dan m), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 17:18 (sixteen years ago)

We could raise the money in a week if you charged admission to a mod-free Deadwood-style secret VIP board where anything goes--meta threads, sendspace links to new albums, SB'd posters running free, JW thread art, etc.

cat as cap can (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 17:20 (sixteen years ago)

aka all the fun we're not allowed to have

cat as cap can (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 17:21 (sixteen years ago)

(((none of us will have to see ads here)))

is it ok to oscarbait 'million dollar baby'? (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 17:21 (sixteen years ago)

The biggest downside to using Adsense/Adwords, I think, is the big argument that would be sure to come if it brings in much more revenue than we need for expenses. I think all the other downsides mentioned crumble pretty quickly. I think it's an argument worth having, if only to spend a week nominating charities to give it to and then another month polling the top 30 nominations.

― resistance is feudal (WmC), Tuesday, June 2, 2009 5:05 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this is really a "we should have such problems" situation

s1ocki, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 17:22 (sixteen years ago)

FYI the answer to not wanting to look at ads is adblock plus.

shhh, don't give our future revenue stream ideas

man saves ducklings from (ledge), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 17:24 (sixteen years ago)

there's so much money to make on the internets!

cat as cap can (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 17:24 (sixteen years ago)

Welcome to ILX - thank you for not registering!

StanM, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 17:24 (sixteen years ago)

TS: Ladies Of ILX Calendar vs. Men Of ILX Calendar

cat as cap can (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 17:25 (sixteen years ago)

still wanna argue for a tiered system where subscribers who pay more get increased SB'ing power

― worm? lol (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 16:35 (1 hour ago) Bookmark

Rich Spurs fans would have me dead and buried. Anyway, depending on what happens, I'd be willing to throw a few quid in the pot.

a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 17:27 (sixteen years ago)

Our 2009 ILX invite request form has been finalized, at the moment we have 23 ILX invites up for grabs. ILX invites will be given out only to those who post a request form here with completed answers in full. If you are incapable of following these instructions, how can we expect you to maintain respectable upload ratios?

a) requested username
b) first name (no surnames)
c) age
d) gender
e) geographic location

1) Name three polls (+100 votes only) that others have successfully enjoyed from you in the past month

2) What is rockism? (answer in paragraph format, eight sentence minimum)

3) Post a link to your favorite picture of Cat Power

4) Which artist is better, Sufjan Stevens or Deerhoof? Why? (answer in paragraph format, eight sentence minimum)

5) How many invites do you require?

Confirmed ILX invites (or rejections) will be posted here in 1-3 working days. Check back here at that time, requests to expedite the approval process will result in immediate rejection.

― ILX Administrator, Monday, January 29, 2007 4:32 PM (2 years ago)

StanM, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 17:30 (sixteen years ago)

someone should post that on craigslists around the world

gangsta hug (omar little), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 17:31 (sixteen years ago)

UPDATE: Have spoken to the hosts. To stay where we are -- which is pretty good: they're a small firm, v. helpful, the service has been mostly great and there'd be no moving hassles -- is going to cost $1500 a year.

stet, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 17:39 (sixteen years ago)

oh well

Miracle Powder! (jeff), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 17:44 (sixteen years ago)

cough it up jeff

s1ocki, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 17:45 (sixteen years ago)

we've never had any problems raising money in the past, and we won't this time either i bet

see u later oscillator (jergins), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 17:48 (sixteen years ago)

How many regulars do we have here? Seriously, set up a PayPal account, have everyone chip in $10 and call it a day. Why does this have to be such an agonizing process?

cat as cap can (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 17:49 (sixteen years ago)

what is agonizing about it

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 17:49 (sixteen years ago)

don't forget $100 per year for caek.css

caek, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 17:50 (sixteen years ago)

live strong whiney

caek, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 17:50 (sixteen years ago)

Is this June Xth (= day when we reach 1500) + 12 months or 2009's ($1500 / 12) * 7 remaining months?

(... is just one of the ways it can get agonizing on ILX) :-)

StanM, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 17:50 (sixteen years ago)

WAIT

what if we raise too much money

s1ocki, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 17:51 (sixteen years ago)

It'll cover us until the end of July 2010 xp

stet, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 17:51 (sixteen years ago)

1500...that's like £80,000 now right?

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 17:52 (sixteen years ago)

what if we raise too much money

I will think you all very much as I board my plane to Tokyo.

Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 17:52 (sixteen years ago)

I mean, I know its more fun to invent meritocracies and get all NO LOGO BAWWW about Google ads, but we could raise this money in a week if someone whould just start the paypal account already

cat as cap can (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 17:52 (sixteen years ago)

Alright! Every June = ILX's legendary famous chip in month!

StanM, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 17:52 (sixteen years ago)

so if we raise too much money you'll snap and go to tokyo? xxp

s1ocki, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 17:52 (sixteen years ago)

(I would also buy some spelling lessons)

Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 17:53 (sixteen years ago)

Can we break 2009's record, when we got to $1500 in just four hours?

StanM, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 17:53 (sixteen years ago)

I'll chip in $10 for the year. I've definitely gotten more than $10/year of enjoyment out of ILX.

Mordy, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 17:54 (sixteen years ago)

is every june gonna be like those npr fundraisers where lex and ned and mtn gts will just discuss what sorts of perks we can get if we just contribute $10

gangsta hug (omar little), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 17:54 (sixteen years ago)

I pledge $10

cat as cap can (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 17:54 (sixteen years ago)

That's $20 right there, with Mordy

cat as cap can (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 17:55 (sixteen years ago)

$1480 to go!

Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 17:55 (sixteen years ago)

ILX is supported by Entertainment Weekly, the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame, and Viewers Like You

Mordy, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 17:56 (sixteen years ago)

so with that $20 and hi dere's $1480 "to go" pledge, that should do it!

s1ocki, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 17:56 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.cooking.com/images/bake_sale2.jpg

···◊··· (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 17:56 (sixteen years ago)

wow dan!

gangsta hug (omar little), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 17:56 (sixteen years ago)

okay let's use their twenty dollars and raise the other 1480 with the infinitely more practical and easy google ad idea. thanks for your help guys

is it ok to oscarbait 'million dollar baby'? (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 17:57 (sixteen years ago)

ILX scout cookies! Get bakin'!

StanM, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 17:57 (sixteen years ago)

would rather give ~ £7 of my own money every fund drive than feel even slightly responsible for making people look at ads ~ 10 million times a year

Nobody who
a) can afford an internet connection, and
b) has time to look at ILX, and
c) doesn't bother to register
deserves such consideration.

imho.

resistance is feudal (WmC), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 17:57 (sixteen years ago)

what can I say, I'm a baller

Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 17:58 (sixteen years ago)

for just a 50 dollar pledge, you'll get this delicious set of hipster bacon cookies, delivered fresh to your door. . . Call NOW!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v154/sub81/FoodDecember/P1110477.png

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 17:58 (sixteen years ago)

You know, k3vin, some of us don't want ads on ILX.

Mordy, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 17:58 (sixteen years ago)

is anyone seriously kept up at night worrying about other people seeing ads on the internet?

s1ocki, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 17:58 (sixteen years ago)

I worry about myself seeing ads!

Mordy, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 17:59 (sixteen years ago)

yeah but you had to log in to post that comment mordy

iatee, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 17:59 (sixteen years ago)

google ads on ilx would be dire

gangsta hug (omar little), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 17:59 (sixteen years ago)

Hello, ILX 2009 pledge fund, how can we help you?

http://kuci.org/~nraggett/vpsotp/no32.jpg

StanM, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 17:59 (sixteen years ago)

lol

Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 17:59 (sixteen years ago)

^ HI DERE, Jjusten

xpost

Prince of Persia (Ed), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:00 (sixteen years ago)

mordy, the plan was to have ads only for users not logged in

is it ok to oscarbait 'million dollar baby'? (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:00 (sixteen years ago)

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2428/3579842867_281437a2ba_o.jpg

Pledge or the puppy gets it.

Prince of Persia (Ed), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:01 (sixteen years ago)

The plan can be amended to be users not logged in and Mordy, though.

Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:01 (sixteen years ago)

so unreg users get aids i mean ads

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:02 (sixteen years ago)

I think a subscription model would be kinda problematic, because how would posters like me who don't own a credit card pay the subscription?

― Tuomas, Tuesday, June 2, 2009 3:30 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i think we go with subs, big time.

FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:02 (sixteen years ago)

marital ads

Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:02 (sixteen years ago)

I don't always login tho. I guess I'd have to amend my current ILX browsing habits.

Mordy, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:02 (sixteen years ago)

Actually if you give the google ad revenues to me I have a sweet pyramid scheme plan to take over the internet and simultaneously raise several hundred thousand dollars, just sayin

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:03 (sixteen years ago)

That's more admin fan fiction. Why make them figure out how to make ads magically appear for some peopme. Everyone stfu and start pledging $10.

cat as cap can (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:03 (sixteen years ago)

Omar, why are you opposed to google ads that would appear only to unreg/unloggedin lurkers?

resistance is feudal (WmC), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:03 (sixteen years ago)

whiney youre being really aggressive here

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:04 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.johnsondiversey.com/NR/rdonlyres/ECFE96AB-9AA3-49A6-B11B-8D9CCCB81C3F/0/PledgeShineUP.JPG

Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:04 (sixteen years ago)

Let's not forget about the possibility of

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/6/6c/Bling.jpg

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:05 (sixteen years ago)

whiney youre being really aggressive here

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, June 2, 2009 2:04 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Because it's annoying that there's an incredibly easy solution here, and everyone's suggesting all these convoluted programmer nightmares

cat as cap can (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:06 (sixteen years ago)

Paypal/collection account please?

StanM, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:08 (sixteen years ago)

you have to be logged out to see it

Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:08 (sixteen years ago)

then click through the ads

Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:08 (sixteen years ago)

and with one of these but with a modem and 12 months or something

http://tickers.baby-gaga.com/p/dev334pr___.png

StanM, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:09 (sixteen years ago)

I would start it myself, but I think people would be more secure in seeing it started by stet or pashmina or a mod.

cat as cap can (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:11 (sixteen years ago)

hint

cat as cap can (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:13 (sixteen years ago)

I am guessing a US based mod would be easiest as they can write a cheque out to the hosting people.

Prince of Persia (Ed), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:13 (sixteen years ago)

why are people opposed to ads?
THIS SITE WOULD LOOK UGLIER
WE WOULD BE DEPENDANT ON OUTSIDE SOURCES INSTEAD OF OURSELVES

see u later oscillator (jergins), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:14 (sixteen years ago)

what if all of the ads featured John's new puppy

Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:16 (sixteen years ago)

It won't stay cute for long, look at those enormous paws... (now: pay or the puppy gets it / in 6 months: pay or this monster will get you)

StanM, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:17 (sixteen years ago)

I am guessing a US based mod would be easiest as they can write a cheque out to the hosting people.

people in the US can't write a "cheque"

sussing out the Slick Hustler (I DIED), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:18 (sixteen years ago)

I think we should decide this like real men and start a poll

iatee, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:18 (sixteen years ago)

THIS SITE WOULD LOOK UGLIER for people who don't log in
WE WOULD BE DEPENDANT ON OUTSIDE SOURCES INSTEAD OF OURSELVESsupplement our fundraising with ad revenues

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:18 (sixteen years ago)

WE WOULD BE DEPENDANT ON OUTSIDE SOURCES INSTEAD OF OURSELVES

tbh i trust outside sources more than ilx

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:19 (sixteen years ago)

can we put morbs in a dunk tank

Miracle Powder! (jeff), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:19 (sixteen years ago)

i don't know why you all are so set on uglifying the world

see u later oscillator (jergins), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:19 (sixteen years ago)

THIS SITE WOULD LOOK UGLIER

I wouldn't care what it looks like to unreg/unlogged.

WE WOULD BE DEPENDANT ON TAKING ADVANTAGE OF OUTSIDE SOURCES INSTEAD OF HAVING TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF OURSELVES

fixed.

xpost

resistance is feudal (WmC), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:21 (sixteen years ago)

^^word

is it ok to oscarbait 'million dollar baby'? (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:22 (sixteen years ago)

ILX tutorial:

Identify straw man:

http://www.emperorswithoutclothes.com/images/straw_man.jpg

DECIMATE THE STRAW MAN

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:23 (sixteen years ago)

but what about the fact that everyone will have to see the ads derrrr

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:23 (sixteen years ago)

I'll easy donate but I can't think of a good reason not to supplement that with adverts for the unregistered. Surprised that some folk seem so against it.

I am using your worlds, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:23 (sixteen years ago)

Am looking for a fundraising thing right now. Dropcash is dead, and fundable takes 10% (wtf). Got told about kickstarter.com, but it's US-only. Could just make a Paypal button, but harder to show the running total there.

stet, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:24 (sixteen years ago)

That means it's easier for it to 'rest in your account' whilst you're in Vegas.

Keith, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:24 (sixteen years ago)

fundable takes 10% (wtf).

god dang, that's robbery!

resistance is feudal (WmC), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:26 (sixteen years ago)

how many times have we had this argument i forget

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:26 (sixteen years ago)

Amazing change in position though - last time people were almost 100% against ads!

Keith, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:27 (sixteen years ago)

It's the new economy -- used to be we saw the name Getty and were comforted by the idea that J. Paul's heirs would let us suckle at the internet teat forever.

resistance is feudal (WmC), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:29 (sixteen years ago)

I don't think the "no ads for logged in users" was immediately brought up the last time (xpost)

StanM, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:31 (sixteen years ago)

good luck ILX

Reggiano Jackson (gabbneb), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:31 (sixteen years ago)

It was mentioned, unreg ads that was. Can't really remember how much time it was given:

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?showall=true&bookmarkedmessageid=41&boardid=40&threadid=51288

Keith, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:33 (sixteen years ago)

That seems like a brilliant option to me: seamless experience for the users and funding to keep us running. Is it, as Whiney suggests, impossibly nightmarish to code? Or practical?

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:34 (sixteen years ago)

just start a paypal collection. I'm sure there are enough users who would contribute money. I think asking upwards of 30 or 40 bucks isn't ridiculous. People who spend all day here and think it's ridiculous to be expected to pony up 10 dollars are being cheap.

dan selzer, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:36 (sixteen years ago)

Sorry, which option, Hoos? Although I don't see anything so far that would be a big deal to code. That said, thanks Whiney for considering it - it can get a bit annoying sometimes when people think it programs itself.

Keith, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:37 (sixteen years ago)

Hand-wringing about the ethical horrors of ads for non-registered users (or even registered users) is even funnier now than it was last time.

My vagina has a dress code. (milo z), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:40 (sixteen years ago)

i don't care if we have ads but this:

just start a paypal collection. I'm sure there are enough users who would contribute money. I think asking upwards of 30 or 40 bucks isn't ridiculous. People who spend all day here and think it's ridiculous to be expected to pony up 10 dollars are being cheap.

is seriously otm

hugging used to mean something (call all destroyer), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:41 (sixteen years ago)

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE CAPITALIST HEGEMONY???

Mordy, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:42 (sixteen years ago)

Do y'all gouge out your eyes when you see a billboard on the highway?

My vagina has a dress code. (milo z), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:42 (sixteen years ago)

But some of us live in communist countries like the UK

Keith, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:43 (sixteen years ago)

you have your perks, though, so ppppbbbbbththhhh

resistance is feudal (WmC), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:43 (sixteen years ago)

Actually I don't look at billboards, but I do gouge out my eyes whenever someone else looks at one. xxp

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:43 (sixteen years ago)

mordy ur a teenbro rite? so surely u like capitalist hegemony?

+ c'mon for UNREG users how is this even a thing?

FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:44 (sixteen years ago)

Because it's annoying that there's an incredibly easy solution here, and everyone's suggesting all these convoluted programmer nightmares

― cat as cap can (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, June 2, 2009 2:06 PM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol "convoluted programmer nightmares" do u even have any idea what yr talking abt

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:45 (sixteen years ago)

the only issue i see with it is that over time they'll wise up and reg to lurk.

hugging used to mean something (call all destroyer), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:46 (sixteen years ago)

wait can we just have a show of hands for ppl who are seriously opposed to haveing ads for unregistered users (note: if you are posting here, this does not include you)

is it ok to oscarbait 'million dollar baby'? (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:47 (sixteen years ago)

also lol @ google ads which look exactly like ilx ruining the ilx experience

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:47 (sixteen years ago)

at which time we can go back to telethons with Ned as Jerry Lewis, but in the meantime LET US MONETIZE EYEBALLS FOR CHRISSAKE

xxpost

resistance is feudal (WmC), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:47 (sixteen years ago)

i totally wouldnt mind ads for reg users too - itd be fnny and internty to see what they serve up

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:48 (sixteen years ago)

also lol @ google ads which look exactly like ilx ruining the ilx experience

ok this is the lol of the day, if there was a Suggest Unban button I would click it 4 u

resistance is feudal (WmC), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:48 (sixteen years ago)

anyway lets do paypal for the immediate needs then proceed forward w/a google financed self sufficient bord

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:49 (sixteen years ago)

I guess if we do it by individual contributions we can at least rely on ILXors never to bring up the fact that they donated in future shd there be some change to the board they don't like/one of their friends gets a good 51ing.

I Got Great Gusto, but Only Some I Can Trust Yo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:49 (sixteen years ago)

I am.

It is odd to me that we assume now that ads would be the default position. If we get enough in donations, then we can have it without ads, for however long the cash pays for it. If we don't get enough, then we'd better look into ads. This seems like the sensible way round to do it, rather than starting with ads. It's also possible neither or these options will raise enough money.

Keith, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:50 (sixteen years ago)

option 3: stripping

Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:51 (sixteen years ago)

actually we'd get more money if people paid us to keep our clothes on...

snoball, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:51 (sixteen years ago)

oh wait you meant paint and wallpaper

snoball, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:51 (sixteen years ago)

apparently you have never seen amateur pr0n

Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:52 (sixteen years ago)

Serious question for people pro-ads: Have you ever visited SomethingAwful's forums? If I were an unregistered visitor and I was confronted by that, I would be very moved to never register in the first place. And since I imagine we all want to attract new posters at some point, turning them away with ugliness might be something worth avoiding. Also, SA now charges for registration, I believe? I just feel like going down this route may have some ugly baggage attached. Tiers of readers seems like something worth avoiding. Obviously if we don't have another choice, I think we should implement ads because ILX + ads > no ILX. But if there's another option, why not use it?

Mordy, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:52 (sixteen years ago)

option 4

http://www.junkyardclubhouse.com/images/swayze-tattoo.jpg

he will save us all

Prince of Persia (Ed), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:52 (sixteen years ago)

just start a paypal collection.

This should be the new YAHHH TRICK YAHHH whenever someone has an idea about how to save ILX

cat as cap can (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:52 (sixteen years ago)

^speak for yourself (xp snoball)

also lol @ google ads which look exactly like ilx ruining the ilx experience

ok this is the lol of the day, if there was a Suggest Unban button I would click it 4 u

― resistance is feudal (WmC), Tuesday, June 2, 2009 2:48 PM (3 minutes ago)

this is called "being a mod" fwiw

is it ok to oscarbait 'million dollar baby'? (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:53 (sixteen years ago)

xp keith, i guess the fear is that if we have to do a yearly pledge drive to support ourselves that could create friction after a couple go-arounds since it's a lot like a subscription model.

hugging used to mean something (call all destroyer), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:54 (sixteen years ago)

if people want to pay to keep ilx up go right ahead u gift horse mouth lookin fools

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:55 (sixteen years ago)

Serious question for people pro-ads: Have you ever visited SomethingAwful's forums?

ffs of course not.

hugging used to mean something (call all destroyer), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:55 (sixteen years ago)

Call all, sure... But I guess if that happens, we could start using ads. Was suggesting not starting at that point.

Keith, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:56 (sixteen years ago)

xp keith, i guess the fear is that if we have to do a yearly pledge drive to support ourselves that could create friction after a couple go-arounds since it's a lot like a subscription model.

― hugging used to mean something (call all destroyer), Tuesday, June 2, 2009 2:54 PM (1 minute ago)

DING DING DING

is it ok to oscarbait 'million dollar baby'? (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:56 (sixteen years ago)

a completely voluntary subscription model

just start a paypal collection (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:58 (sixteen years ago)

Will people get a partial refund if they get 51'd during the year?

I Got Great Gusto, but Only Some I Can Trust Yo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:58 (sixteen years ago)

I've got two ideas.

···◊··· (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:59 (sixteen years ago)

Keith, I really feel like the majority opinion has been to do a fund drive to cover the next year's worth, whether or not we do ads beyond that. I'm one of the biggest ad boosters on this thread today, but I know we need to dig into our own pockets for the short term.

resistance is feudal (WmC), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:59 (sixteen years ago)

yeah in which ppl like you could forever hang "well SOME PPL donate to the site" over everyone else's heads every time there's a clusterfuck beef

is it ok to oscarbait 'million dollar baby'? (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 19:00 (sixteen years ago)

xp to whiney

is it ok to oscarbait 'million dollar baby'? (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 19:00 (sixteen years ago)

^has that happened?

Prince of Persia (Ed), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 19:00 (sixteen years ago)

and fwiw i would totally throw <25 bucks, i just dont see why it's necessary when ads would take care of it

is it ok to oscarbait 'million dollar baby'? (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 19:01 (sixteen years ago)

has the situation arisen yet? xp

is it ok to oscarbait 'million dollar baby'? (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 19:01 (sixteen years ago)

kevin lots of people have donated before and this has never been an issue

see u later oscillator (jergins), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 19:02 (sixteen years ago)

Anyone who gets self-righteous over how they spent $10 is a piece of human shit, k3vin, and I'm sure everyone would agree when some supposed strawposter hypothetically plays that card

just start a paypal collection (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 19:02 (sixteen years ago)

OMG ITS HIDEOUS LOOK AWAY CHILDREN

http://i40.tinypic.com/mcyc8m.jpg

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 19:04 (sixteen years ago)

The ads are hardly the most offensive thing about SomethingAwful.

1. The people who post there.
2. Their signature graphics
3. Their avatars.
4. The content of their posts.

If you can make it past those four, you don't give a shit about their ads.

My vagina has a dress code. (milo z), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 19:04 (sixteen years ago)

aaiiieeee, xp

resistance is feudal (WmC), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 19:05 (sixteen years ago)

whenever this gets decided there's gonna be an announcement not in this thread right? cuz i'm not really in the mexican standoff mood today personally

let free dom ring (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 19:05 (sixteen years ago)

I think we would write up exactly what you're entitled to (i.e. nothing) by donating. If that puts people off then that's up to them.

Keith, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 19:05 (sixteen years ago)

Come on ppl, my "send money to some people in another country I've never seen IRL and don't even know the full names of" finger is itching!

StanM, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 19:09 (sixteen years ago)

or is that a button?
that wouldn't itch, would it?

(need to rethink this, probably)

StanM, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 19:10 (sixteen years ago)

ilx = world's biggest 419 scam

iatee, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 19:10 (sixteen years ago)

My Dear Friend,

My name is Dr. Ben Mboye, an ILX national. I was the Permanent Secretary of Defense & Accounting Officer in ILX. One of my reasons for contacting you is to share my joy with you that I have been exonerated and cleared by TOMBOT from the probe that involves three junk Chopper Helicopter purchased from Russia. My second reason is to ask you about the possibility of investing in your country that I believe we can embark upon together.

Mordy, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 19:12 (sixteen years ago)

bob nope (bobnope) wrote this on thread Is it just me or is the noise board already better than ILX? on board I Love Everything on Jun 30, 2004
I'm so glad I gave money for that new server.

FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 19:12 (sixteen years ago)

Anyone know any russians we can buy some credit card numbers from?

Prince of Persia (Ed), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 19:13 (sixteen years ago)

also lol @ google ads which look exactly like ilx ruining the ilx experience

― ice cr?m, Tuesday, June 2, 2009 7:47 PM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

wait till you see them in caek.css

caek, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 19:20 (sixteen years ago)

but don't people have to register in order to choose alt css?

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 19:23 (sixteen years ago)

suggest caek.css becomes unreg default

caek, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 19:24 (sixteen years ago)

I guess if we do it by individual contributions we can at least rely on ILXors never to bring up the fact that they donated in future shd there be some change to the board they don't like/one of their friends gets a good 51ing.

There's no contract signed, there's no say. You donate to help keep it alive. The powers that be kick you off. Are you going to sue for breach of contract? You know what you're getting into.

So make it a subscription for those who want to keep it going. How much does this all cost? 100 responsible users with the tiniest amount of disposable income donate every year and keep the thing running for themselves and everyone else.

Or use google ads down the right side. They don't bother me, though I don't think they'll get any clickthroughs. I just think it's obnoxious for everybody to refuse to pay to keep something like this alive.

dan selzer, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 19:27 (sixteen years ago)

I think people mostly are okay with paying to keep it alive, but are mildly amused at some folks' dainty horror of adverts. Plus you can look at e.g. the threads discussing the workings of SBs and see plenty of people giving it the old "I donated how dare you do this?" schtick.

I Got Great Gusto, but Only Some I Can Trust Yo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 19:31 (sixteen years ago)

I just think it's obnoxious for everybody to refuse to pay to keep something like this alive.

― dan selzer, Tuesday, June 2, 2009 2:27 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

otm

personally i spend like $400 a year on sandwiches and i'd say ilx is at least 1/8 as important to me as sandwiches

let free dom ring (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 19:33 (sixteen years ago)

hey go right ahead dudes or... we could do it for free

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 19:35 (sixteen years ago)

suggest caek.css becomes unreg default

― caek, Tuesday, June 2, 2009 3:24 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

seconded! that old.ccs was retired from default status is one of the great tragedies of this young century

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 19:36 (sixteen years ago)

tbh if i have to pay only $20 it might as well be free

let free dom ring (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 19:36 (sixteen years ago)

Momus used to have an argument about how paying for anything ruins it so you can't be paying for webhosting or anything

good times

worm? lol (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 19:40 (sixteen years ago)

I really can't imagine how the adverts(itisements) would work. Has anyone ever clicked on a google ad?

dan selzer, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 19:41 (sixteen years ago)

Momus used to have an argument about how paying for anything ruins it

What about music? OMG he's a pirate! NOW I get the eye patch thing!

(sorry)

StanM, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 19:41 (sixteen years ago)

i think the mods should just pick whichever they think would less of a burden on their time: un-reg ads or annual pledge drive.

dan, seriously, one of the problems with Google ads would be what to do with the excess money -- or how many months of the year we could turn it off. no joke.

caek, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 19:42 (sixteen years ago)

No. (xpost)

Let's see how far we get with "everyone give what they want and if we don't get where we want by June XXth we'll go with ads" or something. No?

StanM, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 19:42 (sixteen years ago)

it would be fun to see if we could all agree on a charity

hugging used to mean something (call all destroyer), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 19:43 (sixteen years ago)

fund for sandwiches for J0rdan

horseshoe, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 19:43 (sixteen years ago)

here's a charity: poor music writers

is it ok to oscarbait 'million dollar baby'? (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 19:44 (sixteen years ago)

Momus OTM, food you've had to pay for just tastes like ashes and dogshit.

I Got Great Gusto, but Only Some I Can Trust Yo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 19:44 (sixteen years ago)

After sitting outside for an hour with a glass of wine and contemplating the universe, once again I'll advocate for a hybrid approach: quick (probably <2 days) donation campaign to raise the cash that is needed now, then a trial period for google ads for unregistered users. Do it for a month, see how much money comes in. Fuck, start a thread called "We're gonna be rich" where every month we post how much ad revenue came in. If it works, we don't have to worry about this every year. If it sorta works, we still don't need to raise as much cash the following year. And if it doesn't work at all (not likely btw), big whoop.

There's no need to choose for one over the other. Do both.

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 19:44 (sixteen years ago)

I really can't imagine how the adverts(itisements) would work. Has anyone ever clicked on a google ad?

― dan selzer, Tuesday, June 2, 2009 3:41 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

im not sure exactly what yr getting at here dan but just fyi google is the largest advertising business in the world - and yeah ive bought and clicked on plenty of google ads - its a pretty amzing system tbh

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 19:46 (sixteen years ago)

Announcement! We have collected too much money so we've gone and changed the default font to something more luxurious. Hope you all enjoy it!

http://i42.tinypic.com/mu6it.jpg

StanM, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 19:47 (sixteen years ago)

lol!

hugging used to mean something (call all destroyer), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 19:50 (sixteen years ago)

What about if when you clicked on the ads you got a warning first?

Please be aware that by confirming this action, you are registering your wish to see some horrible horrible business who sell products for money and probably they all eat babies or something. Once you have allowed yourself to become soiled with the foul dung of commerce, you will automatically be required to sell your firstborn into slavery and donate your home to be turned into a bordello for illegal child immigrants. And may God have mercy on your soul.

I Got Great Gusto, but Only Some I Can Trust Yo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 19:50 (sixteen years ago)

I just didn't think typical ILX users would fit the demographic. I've never seen a google ad that was interesting, or maybe mostly I just trained myself to ignore them as soon as I've seen them.

dan selzer, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 19:52 (sixteen years ago)

please confirm this debauchery
xp

is it ok to oscarbait 'million dollar baby'? (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 19:53 (sixteen years ago)

or maybe mostly I just trained myself to ignore them as soon as I've seen them.

^^^this

hugging used to mean something (call all destroyer), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 19:53 (sixteen years ago)

maybe we should make ads appear when your sb total goes over 30

Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 19:54 (sixteen years ago)

I really can't imagine how the adverts(itisements) would work. Has anyone ever clicked on a google ad?

i have google ads on a couple of weblogs, all of which get virtually no visitors, YET i make 10 bucks a year through these things... SO, with ILX getting all all that massive traffic + loads of accidental hits on google searches, those ads are bound to do fine.

(and i have no problem with ads on the site, as long as they are text ads)

Ludo, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 19:54 (sixteen years ago)

What about audio ads... Everyone loves ILX, especially in the bedroom.

Keith, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 19:56 (sixteen years ago)

I sense a terrifying future TMI thread

Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 19:57 (sixteen years ago)

yeah let's have those ads where you hear explosions when you accidentally hit them with the cursor.

Ludo, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 19:57 (sixteen years ago)

The "I don't click on google ads and can't believe anyone else who is on ILX would" argument is appealing, but like my "high school is so easy I can't believe someone wouldn't graduate from high school" argument, it ends up collapsing.

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 19:57 (sixteen years ago)

Okay, what about everybody who registers has to provide their bank account details, and every time you get an SB the system automatically deducts 5 bucks?

I Got Great Gusto, but Only Some I Can Trust Yo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 19:58 (sixteen years ago)

because I've heard about some people who reportedly didn't finish high school

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 19:58 (sixteen years ago)

actually if we can getting the nonsensical refinancing ads with the women getting caught dancing, I am 100% pro-ads

Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 19:58 (sixteen years ago)

pay up u cheapskates

gangsta hug (omar little), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 19:58 (sixteen years ago)

personally i spend like $400 a year on sandwiches and i'd say ilx is at least 1/8 as important to me as sandwiches

― let free dom ring (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, June 2, 2009 7:33 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark

quality post

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:00 (sixteen years ago)

I'm folding up bank notes and sticking them in my CD/DVD drive here! Come on, give us a paypal account or something!

StanM, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:00 (sixteen years ago)

i don't really see how the SB thing complicates the issue of a pledge drive — if you put money in the collection plate it doesn't entitle you to act a dick in church

thomp, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:03 (sixteen years ago)

people in confusing payment with entitlement shockah

hugging used to mean something (call all destroyer), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:04 (sixteen years ago)

can we get those insurance ads with the dancing people

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:06 (sixteen years ago)

I'll just let you guys hammer out a deal together to save the mesage board known fondly as ILX. You all seem to be right on the job, johnny on the spot, up to the mark and all that rot. Carry on. Write if you have the time.

Aimless, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:06 (sixteen years ago)

can we get those insurance ads with the dancing people

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, June 2, 2009 3:06 PM (40 seconds ago) Bookmark

^^

let free dom ring (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:07 (sixteen years ago)

HI DERE/max mind meld!

Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:07 (sixteen years ago)

can we get those ads that reveal IQs?

NABISCO'S IQ IS 160. ARE YOU SMARTER THAN NABISCO?

let free dom ring (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:08 (sixteen years ago)

hahahahah

hugging used to mean something (call all destroyer), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:08 (sixteen years ago)

looooool

is it ok to oscarbait 'million dollar baby'? (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:08 (sixteen years ago)

WHICH ONE OF THESE PEOPLE IS DAN PERRY

A. eminem.jpg

B. lisasimpson.jpg

C. dang.jpb

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:09 (sixteen years ago)

hey nobody's answered Tuomas's question about what if you don't have a credit card, can't get paypal, are opposed to Google Checkout, can't write a cheque, and are philosophically opposed to paper money

worm? lol (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:09 (sixteen years ago)

package yr bodily fluids and we'll sell them?

hugging used to mean something (call all destroyer), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:10 (sixteen years ago)

I enjoy how the ad argument is a clone of last time, down to "we understand that donations can and have paid for ILX in the past - but why turn down free money?!", chiding of those opposed as crypto-Marxist Utopians and fear of ruining the ILX aesthetic. Well played, all.

The subscription idea sucks, tho.

My vagina has a dress code. (milo z), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:10 (sixteen years ago)

Babies will pay good money to make you stop you masturbating in front of them.

My vagina has a dress code. (milo z), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:11 (sixteen years ago)

If he can promise 50 new Finnish members ever year, then he doesn't have to... (hold on, let me think about what I'm saying here)

StanM, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:11 (sixteen years ago)

xxp well pardon my ignorance but was the argument last time around buying a server? easy to do with a one-off, but for this we're going to need cash money every year right?

hugging used to mean something (call all destroyer), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:12 (sixteen years ago)

fear of ads is more some kind of comedy student anarchoTrustafarianism than Marxist tbf.

I Got Great Gusto, but Only Some I Can Trust Yo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:12 (sixteen years ago)

no, it's an aesthetic consideration

see u later oscillator (jergins), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:13 (sixteen years ago)

Fair Trade ILX!

My vagina has a dress code. (milo z), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:13 (sixteen years ago)

xpost nah I didn't mean as opposed to the aesthetic consideration, I meant considered as a political stance like milo was describing

I Got Great Gusto, but Only Some I Can Trust Yo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:15 (sixteen years ago)

High School analogy doesn't hold up. My mom doesn't make me post on ILX.

dan selzer, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:15 (sixteen years ago)

lucky you

Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:15 (sixteen years ago)

please purchase conflict-free ILX

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:16 (sixteen years ago)

Since Craigslist is cutting down on adult ads, we could start a pay-to-post I Love Hookers forum.

My vagina has a dress code. (milo z), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:16 (sixteen years ago)

YES^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:16 (sixteen years ago)

Nominate CONTROVERSIAL MODERATOR EDIT as a mod.

I Got Great Gusto, but Only Some I Can Trust Yo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:16 (sixteen years ago)

bill magill can mod

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:17 (sixteen years ago)

I'll advocate for a hybrid approach: quick (probably <2 days) donation campaign to raise the cash that is needed now, then a trial period for google ads for unregistered users

^ This is so sensible that only ILX could quibble with it.

Can I go to the pub with Stet now and start running up a tab based on potential ad profit?

a tiny, faltering megaphone (grimly fiendish), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:17 (sixteen years ago)

OMIGOD max went there

I Got Great Gusto, but Only Some I Can Trust Yo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:17 (sixteen years ago)

Should've suggested that earlier and I would've turned up too. x-post

Keith, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:19 (sixteen years ago)

fear of ads is more some kind of comedy student anarchoTrustafarianism than Marxist tbf

The difference between perpetual ads and ads-free is like the difference between when I am driving a bus full of 50 schoolkids and an empty bus. Empty is much quieter. It is easier to drive and less aggravating. Does that mean I "fear" kids?

Aimless, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:20 (sixteen years ago)

yes

Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:20 (sixteen years ago)

Also why would you drive an empty bus?

I Got Great Gusto, but Only Some I Can Trust Yo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:21 (sixteen years ago)

thx. cleared up for me now

Aimless, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:21 (sixteen years ago)

IT'S MEANT FOR CARRYING KIDS, MISTER

I Got Great Gusto, but Only Some I Can Trust Yo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:21 (sixteen years ago)

wait why are you posting from a schoolbus

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:22 (sixteen years ago)

If he drops below 50 SBs it's gonna blow up

I Got Great Gusto, but Only Some I Can Trust Yo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:22 (sixteen years ago)

er. an empty bus is what you drive from the yard to the first pickup and from the school back to the bus yard. etc.

Aimless, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:22 (sixteen years ago)

...why don't you just register so you can kick the 50 schoolkids off? Then you can be inside drinking martinis with the rest of us while looking outside the window and wondering why fools are driving buses filled with 50 children.

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:23 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.bollycircle.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/sppedmovie.jpg
xp dammit

hot boobs of lohna (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:23 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.exelement.co.uk/images/categories/68.jpg

WHY IS IT SO HOT IN HERE

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:24 (sixteen years ago)

ILXors are the schoolkids on the bus, lurkers are our parents who are staying at home and paying for our trip.

StanM, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:24 (sixteen years ago)

why don't they have 50 buses with one child each inside

harbl, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:24 (sixteen years ago)

The better bus analogy is that the idea is to put ads on the outside of the bus; people on the bus can't see them and you have to "buy a ticket" (ie, register) to get on the bus and therefore not see the ads on the sides.

Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:26 (sixteen years ago)

But I want to walk, and not see bus ads!

Keith, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:26 (sixteen years ago)

Wait, so where does the bomb fit into this analogy?

I Got Great Gusto, but Only Some I Can Trust Yo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:27 (sixteen years ago)

And there are webcams in the bus so the people on the outside can see what's going on inside, who gets thrown off and where the trip ends.

StanM, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:27 (sixteen years ago)

We could avoid this conversation if one of you would just get rid of your pet and use the money to support ilx.
not me of course

hot boobs of lohna (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:27 (sixteen years ago)

Wait, so where does the bomb fit into this analogy?

the bomb = the amt of money brought in from ad revenue; if it doesn't reach $1500, the bus blows up

Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:28 (sixteen years ago)

I could sell a child I guess.

I Got Great Gusto, but Only Some I Can Trust Yo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:28 (sixteen years ago)

who is driving the bus

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:29 (sixteen years ago)

tombot

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:29 (sixteen years ago)

will you guys shut the fuck up about the ads and someone start a paypal account already?

just start a paypal collection (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:29 (sixteen years ago)

^

StanM, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:29 (sixteen years ago)

^^^ Dennis Hopper

I Got Great Gusto, but Only Some I Can Trust Yo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:30 (sixteen years ago)

i hate google ads they make me fucking puke!

just start a paypal collection (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:30 (sixteen years ago)

your mom makes me puke!

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:30 (sixteen years ago)

YOU ARE

just start a paypal collection (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:31 (sixteen years ago)

No puking on the ILX bus!

StanM, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:31 (sixteen years ago)

why is whiney so MAD today?

hugging used to mean something (call all destroyer), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:31 (sixteen years ago)

just start a paypal collection and i will calm down i promise

just start a paypal collection (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:32 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ji8KeDPIN4

Aimless at work

I Got Great Gusto, but Only Some I Can Trust Yo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:32 (sixteen years ago)

tbh i like this being a site where i can jump to and not see any ads even when i am not logged in. i know the economy sucks but, i dunno, download a cd or two instead of buying them and use your savings on ilx

gangsta hug (omar little), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:33 (sixteen years ago)

xp stet posted that he is working on finding a fundraising site or doing a paypal collection, chill bro

hugging used to mean something (call all destroyer), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:33 (sixteen years ago)

OMAR you did not just suggest that we might.....not pay an artist even if their music is readily available to us???

hugging used to mean something (call all destroyer), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:34 (sixteen years ago)

actually can we redirect Whiney to a wall of ads, just for lols?

Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:36 (sixteen years ago)

if ppl donate can we have some say in who is a mod

Suggest this user to be danned. (dan m), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:37 (sixteen years ago)

IT BEGINS

I Got Great Gusto, but Only Some I Can Trust Yo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:38 (sixteen years ago)

NO

hugging used to mean something (call all destroyer), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:38 (sixteen years ago)

just asking

bring on the ads imo

Suggest this user to be danned. (dan m), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:39 (sixteen years ago)

if ppl donate can we have some say in who is a mod

― Suggest this user to be danned. (dan m), Tuesday, June 2, 2009 4:37 PM (1 minute ago)

see!

is it ok to oscarbait 'million dollar baby'? (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:39 (sixteen years ago)

at the moment, ilx has gone all schrodinger's cat; it disappears on a dime.

every post could be your last (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:40 (sixteen years ago)

Keith does not play dice.

StanM, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:41 (sixteen years ago)

I thought he was demonstrating what life without ILX is like.

I Got Great Gusto, but Only Some I Can Trust Yo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:42 (sixteen years ago)

if ppl donate can we have some say in who is a mod

― Suggest this user to be danned. (dan m), Tuesday, June 2, 2009 4:37 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

IT BEGINS

― I Got Great Gusto, but Only Some I Can Trust Yo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, June 2, 2009 4:38 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lolololol otm

"I won't donate until we unban [person I liked]"

worm? lol (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:44 (sixteen years ago)

see top of new answers

is it ok to oscarbait 'million dollar baby'? (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:46 (sixteen years ago)

1st to donate!

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:46 (sixteen years ago)

okay but how do i give u my $

Lamp, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:46 (sixteen years ago)

(just to demonstrate that donating and having ads for unregs are not mutually exclusive)

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:46 (sixteen years ago)

nobody I like is banned afaik but lol anyway

Suggest this user to be danned. (dan m), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:47 (sixteen years ago)

Hurry! Sale ends June 29! Everything must go!

Bathtime at the Apollo (G00blar), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:47 (sixteen years ago)

I can't click anything? Style.css here

StanM, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:47 (sixteen years ago)

also lol @ being able to adblock the ILX Hosting Drive widget

Suggest this user to be danned. (dan m), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:47 (sixteen years ago)

i donated

let free dom ring (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:48 (sixteen years ago)

Ah. Firefox -> Page info -> media -> http://widget.chipin.com/widget/id/bddf248eeb34b7f6

StanM, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:48 (sixteen years ago)

I've put up a donation widget. The total's $100 more than the bill, cos there's a cut to paypal, and then the conversion to GBP, and then back out to our Canadian pals etc.

I think ads are a worthwhile test, but if we raise the cash for a year's hosting right now that gives us a lot more breathing room to fight about them.

stet, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:48 (sixteen years ago)

Chippin', the new Broadway musical.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:49 (sixteen years ago)

we told jordan there would be a new thread

just start a paypal collection (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:49 (sixteen years ago)

tbh i like this being a site where i can jump to and not see any ads even when i am not logged in. i know the economy sucks but, i dunno, download a cd or two instead of buying them and use your savings on ilx

― gangsta hug (omar little), Tuesday, June 2, 2009 4:33 PM

yeah fuck paying people for doing their jobs when you can pay an internet company so you don't have to do yours.

pollster grifter (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:49 (sixteen years ago)

It still says $0 - not updating live?

StanM, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:49 (sixteen years ago)

donated even though my wife will kick my ass for it since we are buying a new house

worm? lol (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:50 (sixteen years ago)

Donated my measly ten dollars.

ian, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:50 (sixteen years ago)

BTW donations are definitely arriving w/our paypal -- the widget isn't updating for me here tho -- still says $0, but we're at about $300 already.

stet, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:50 (sixteen years ago)

or everyone's lying xxpost

Bathtime at the Apollo (G00blar), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:50 (sixteen years ago)

we told jordan there would be a new thread

we lied to jordan just to freak him out

worm? lol (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:50 (sixteen years ago)

I Donated to the ILX Hosting Drive

just start a paypal collection (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:51 (sixteen years ago)

Ah it's updating now

stet, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:51 (sixteen years ago)

I've donated (a mere trifle). I was a bit puzzled by this bit:

Contribution to ILX by ILX (s✧✧✧@il✧✧✧.c✧✧)

Teh Movable Object (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:51 (sixteen years ago)

Can we use donations to buy a faster ChipIn! widget?

xp Now we're rolling.

Brad C., Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:52 (sixteen years ago)

lol speedy donations good work guyz

I Got Great Gusto, but Only Some I Can Trust Yo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:52 (sixteen years ago)

Uh is the wee "ILX Hosting Drive:" thing at the top meant to link me to something? It isn't.

go and put your f'kin torn jeans on (onimo), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:52 (sixteen years ago)

Stet - I'll wipe that message with the next update, but I'm sorting it within the actual pages for now.

Keith, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:53 (sixteen years ago)

joeks ally~

gangsta hug (omar little), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:54 (sixteen years ago)

onimo have you tried clicking the "Chip In" button?

I Got Great Gusto, but Only Some I Can Trust Yo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:54 (sixteen years ago)

I see no chip in button

go and put your f'kin torn jeans on (onimo), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:54 (sixteen years ago)

for everyone's information paypal takes electron and solo

Prince of Persia (Ed), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:54 (sixteen years ago)

It should link to http://widget.chipin.com/widget/id/bddf248eeb34b7f6 somehow, but I'm only seeing http://i42.tinypic.com/4keloo.png

StanM, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:55 (sixteen years ago)

lol stet getting rich

Keith, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:55 (sixteen years ago)

Currently: 38%, $611 raised.

stet, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:56 (sixteen years ago)

zomg

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:57 (sixteen years ago)

If you don't see a button either, try the link to widget.chipin.com I posted or maybe another style sheet. That screenshot (no button) is what I see in style.css

StanM, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:57 (sixteen years ago)

I just paid my $10. Viva la ILX.

Mordy, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:57 (sixteen years ago)

donated, at which point ilxor immediately stopped functioning for me

thomp, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:59 (sixteen years ago)

I'm seeing an old version of the wee thing at the top. tried a force refresh in Firefox and it's stuck at "transferring data from widget.chipin.com" but I've opened it in Chrome and it's appearing properly.

go and put your f'kin torn jeans on (onimo), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:59 (sixteen years ago)

Dole payment doesn't come thru 'til tomorrow morn, will deposit then

kingfish, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:01 (sixteen years ago)

I need the university to cough up some expenses because otherwise I am stony broke till then. Please keep the donations pool running after we reach the target, we can have a headstart on next year.

Prince of Persia (Ed), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:02 (sixteen years ago)

The widget's in another place now, but still no buttons. I can't be the only one who doesn't see that button? (suggestion: text next to it that links to http://widget.chipin.com/widget/id/bddf248eeb34b7f6 ?)

StanM, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:02 (sixteen years ago)

This is going to be paid off before the end of the night.

every post could be your last (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:06 (sixteen years ago)

it's going to be done in ten minutes, man

caek, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:06 (sixteen years ago)

57% of it paid off in 17 minutes!

Keith, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:07 (sixteen years ago)

i'm in for 25.

every post could be your last (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:07 (sixteen years ago)

when can i make my withdrawal

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:08 (sixteen years ago)

Shouldn't have bothered making it part of the page, Stet.

Keith, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:08 (sixteen years ago)

Holy fuck, people, I just went to have my tea and when I came back there was a little widget thingy saying 47%. I thought it was a joke. Good work.

a tiny, faltering megaphone (grimly fiendish), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:08 (sixteen years ago)

ILX can I borrow $40? I will hit you back on the fifth

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:09 (sixteen years ago)

ILX is going to totally buy PaperThinWalls' new owners and then disconnect them!

StanM, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:09 (sixteen years ago)

57% now.

every post could be your last (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:09 (sixteen years ago)

we should totally have a war chest imho.
also shirts

every post could be your last (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:10 (sixteen years ago)

holy shit through $1000 in 25 mins

stet, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:11 (sixteen years ago)

we should really look into ads before we begin taking donations

Miracle Powder! (jeff), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:11 (sixteen years ago)

67%

Keith, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:11 (sixteen years ago)

I vote we get skull and bones rings.

I Got Great Gusto, but Only Some I Can Trust Yo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:12 (sixteen years ago)

skull and bone cockrings

every post could be your last (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:13 (sixteen years ago)

stet can you PM me a list of the highest donors so I know who to hit up for a loan

worm? lol (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:14 (sixteen years ago)

It still says zero at the top of my page.

Teh Movable Object (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:14 (sixteen years ago)

we should really look into ads before we begin taking donations

http://www.emperorswithoutclothes.com/images/straw_man.jpg

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:14 (sixteen years ago)

69 dude!

Keith, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:16 (sixteen years ago)

Everytime Z S posts a picture I spend ages waiting for it to move. Bloody scarecrow

a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:16 (sixteen years ago)

dude it's a JPEG

snoball, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:17 (sixteen years ago)

It's a strawman!

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:18 (sixteen years ago)

staticman

every post could be your last (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:19 (sixteen years ago)

I know. I just got hooked on this Hey, let me drunkenly animate your photos in about 15 minutes!

a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:19 (sixteen years ago)

71 - the excitement is wearing off.

Keith, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:21 (sixteen years ago)

I paid to get rid of that chipin ad at the top of the page.

StanM, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:23 (sixteen years ago)

Honestly, I'd pay 25 a year just for ILNFL and ILG.

every post could be your last (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:24 (sixteen years ago)

I saw if it levels off and people stop contributing, kill ILX and just leave the chipin there with a threatening note.

dan selzer, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:25 (sixteen years ago)

OK, I am being fucking dumb but how the fucking fuck do you donate money?

Brandy Frotte and Reel De La St-Jean (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:28 (sixteen years ago)

'cos I've been through this thread three times and it's starting to get old.

Brandy Frotte and Reel De La St-Jean (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:29 (sixteen years ago)

Press "ChipIn!", or can you not see that, like Stan... If you can't, follow Stan's link upthread.

Keith, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:29 (sixteen years ago)

You write a blank cheque made out to "Noodle Vague" and I'll mail you with the address to send it.

I Got Great Gusto, but Only Some I Can Trust Yo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:29 (sixteen years ago)

It's a Flash button -- might be AdBlocked, Ned.

stet, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:30 (sixteen years ago)

You write a blank cheque made out to "Noodle Vague"

Wow, is that actually your name?

Keith, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:30 (sixteen years ago)

i say leave the totaliser open and let's see exactly how much money people wanna throw in this bitch

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:31 (sixteen years ago)

in for 20

gangsta hug (omar little), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:31 (sixteen years ago)

Ok, so...er...how do I get around that? A Newbie Writes.

Brandy Frotte and Reel De La St-Jean (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:31 (sixteen years ago)

srsly guys let's buy Newcastle Utd

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:31 (sixteen years ago)

Even with adblock disabled I only see that half image, I suspect Ned sees the same...

Ned: http://widget.chipin.com/widget/id/bddf248eeb34b7f6 is a link to what we should be seeing

StanM, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:32 (sixteen years ago)

By the time Ned figures it out, we'll have enough money to buy him a new computer

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:33 (sixteen years ago)

average donation just under £27

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:33 (sixteen years ago)

srsly guys let's buy Newcastle Utd

Just be glad I'm not inclined to do a GIS for "spunking money up the wall".

I Got Great Gusto, but Only Some I Can Trust Yo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:33 (sixteen years ago)

Is anyone who sees the complete image, button and all, using style.css? Because this is what it looks like now:

http://i40.tinypic.com/2z8pafs.png

StanM, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:34 (sixteen years ago)

srsly guys let's buy Newcastle Utd

― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Tuesday, June 2, 2009 4:31 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

only if we can make Louis the gaffer

Suggest this user to be danned. (dan m), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:34 (sixteen years ago)

pretty sure Peter Lovenkrands lurks here

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:34 (sixteen years ago)

for some reason the widget doesnt load well enuf 2 tell me how much has been donated

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:34 (sixteen years ago)

Just under $1400

Keith, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:35 (sixteen years ago)

Ok, then I get this...
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2467/3590541384_97c84baeed_o.jpg

Why can't I just throw money at the screen!

Brandy Frotte and Reel De La St-Jean (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:35 (sixteen years ago)

And my computers not that old!

Brandy Frotte and Reel De La St-Jean (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:35 (sixteen years ago)

OK, you'll need to install Flash

Keith, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:35 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.adobe.com/products/flashplayer/

Keith, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:36 (sixteen years ago)

Hope ILX doesn't have any MP lurkers donating on expenses.

I Got Great Gusto, but Only Some I Can Trust Yo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:36 (sixteen years ago)

91 bucks shy of the goal

gangsta hug (omar little), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:36 (sixteen years ago)

1. Buy Newcastle
2. Put Loujagz in charge
3. Buy Bosko Balaban
4. ????????
5. Profit

a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:36 (sixteen years ago)

slide a tenner into the floppy Ned

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:37 (sixteen years ago)

Ok, got it - right click - show all - click on it in a random manner - takes you to paypal - woot.

Brandy Frotte and Reel De La St-Jean (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:37 (sixteen years ago)

"Floppy Ned" is not the kind of nickname you want.

I Got Great Gusto, but Only Some I Can Trust Yo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:37 (sixteen years ago)

better idea: buy Arshavin from Arsenal and make him endorse ILX offishal

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:38 (sixteen years ago)

94%
Can we get this done before I leave the office please? Make my commute easier.

every post could be your last (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:38 (sixteen years ago)

The southern-hemispherists are getting off easy here.

resistance is feudal (WmC), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:39 (sixteen years ago)

Or the AU/NZ people, I meant to say.

resistance is feudal (WmC), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:40 (sixteen years ago)

Well, am uploading a new version without the widget in anticipation of this closing shortly.

Keith, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:40 (sixteen years ago)

UKers are still in the pub...

snoball, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:40 (sixteen years ago)

if we get this done in five minutes, we'll have raised it all in under an hour.

every post could be your last (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:40 (sixteen years ago)

97%

Keith, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:41 (sixteen years ago)

GO GO GO

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:41 (sixteen years ago)

http://elitechoice.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/champagne.jpg

these bottles are ready to open!

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:42 (sixteen years ago)

Champagne Crut

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:43 (sixteen years ago)

ILX could decide the Christmas number 1 on this form

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:43 (sixteen years ago)

now what?

― akm, Tuesday, June 2, 2009 3:11 AM (20 hours ago) Bookmark

20 hours of nagging and then the amount is raised in 1 hour. Ladies and gentlemen, ILX. :-)

StanM, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:44 (sixteen years ago)

49¢ to go!

stet, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:44 (sixteen years ago)

so we're doing google ads then instead of donations. when do the ads go up

am0n, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:44 (sixteen years ago)

more ban for your buck

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:45 (sixteen years ago)

someone post a jpeg of what the widget looks like when we reach out goal. i'm on a shitty computer

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:46 (sixteen years ago)

xxxp, nagging mods to do what you tell them like it's obvious and trivial and getting whiney when things don't happen before you finish your packet of doritoes. Ladies and gentlemen, ILX.

thanks for sorting this out Keith and stet!

caek, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:46 (sixteen years ago)

also i'm logged in and can still see the ILX Hosting ad at the top. just a bug to be worked out?

am0n, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:46 (sixteen years ago)

http://i43.tinypic.com/2bzo9g.jpg

let free dom ring (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:46 (sixteen years ago)

This is all thanks to PaperThinWalls' new owners - if they hadn't cut off hosting without warning like that (and we'd had a month's warning) we wouldn't have remembered how empty our lives are without ILX.

StanM, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:47 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.e-cart.biz/stores/vintage-metal-art/images/jackpot.gif

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:47 (sixteen years ago)

Goddamn, will no one pay the last 49 cents?

every post could be your last (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:47 (sixteen years ago)

LOL caek - it's only because we wanted this to be resolved as soon as possible :-/

StanM, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:48 (sixteen years ago)

oh weird, the total's fluctuating a little bit. There are some echeques, that might be it.

stet, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:48 (sixteen years ago)

Holy fucking crap. We rule.

xpost Or perhaps we still suck a bit.

a tiny, faltering megaphone (grimly fiendish), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:48 (sixteen years ago)

Stan it doesn't seem very constructive to be laying blame on some guys we don't know for not wanting to give the site a free ride. Plus NB the site is up right now, dude.

I Got Great Gusto, but Only Some I Can Trust Yo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:49 (sixteen years ago)

echeques? oh tuomas.

(p.s. for future reference you can configure you ppal account to reject echeque transactions. they're not worth the bother.)

caek, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:49 (sixteen years ago)

This is like watching the 1985 snooker final now.

Keith, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:50 (sixteen years ago)

Hope I get mu money's worth.

Orin Boyd (jel --), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:50 (sixteen years ago)

It's there!

Keith, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:51 (sixteen years ago)

how is 49c short of $1600 98%. IT'S A CON

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:51 (sixteen years ago)

Okay it's just gone to 101% on my puter.

I Got Great Gusto, but Only Some I Can Trust Yo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:51 (sixteen years ago)

101%!

a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:51 (sixteen years ago)

Me too. I'm going to take it down and remove the widget.

Keith, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:51 (sixteen years ago)

so what are we going to do with the overage

Miracle Powder! (jeff), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:51 (sixteen years ago)

lol

Ant Attack.. (Ste), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:54 (sixteen years ago)

XD

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:54 (sixteen years ago)

great--mcdonald's is our new corporate sponsor

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:55 (sixteen years ago)

lmbo

gangsta hug (omar little), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:55 (sixteen years ago)

http://i43.tinypic.com/2e5sbux.png

let free dom ring (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:55 (sixteen years ago)

See what I was saying - a tiny little unobtrusive advert that doesn't really change the feel of the site at all.

I Got Great Gusto, but Only Some I Can Trust Yo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:56 (sixteen years ago)

ChipIn... That's alllll that liiiife isssss

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:56 (sixteen years ago)

Oh man this rules! I love you all, ILX, even the ones I don't love!

StanM, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:56 (sixteen years ago)

bow down to the 62

Suggest this user to be danned. (dan m), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:56 (sixteen years ago)

i bet if you left that up there you'd have another thousand by the end of the night.

every post could be your last (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:57 (sixteen years ago)

When are we gonna have the 1,000-post poll where we decide what charity to give the extra $24.51 to

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:57 (sixteen years ago)

can we put up blog ads to bring money in

am0n, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:57 (sixteen years ago)

For some reason I want to spend the $24.51 at McDonalds

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:58 (sixteen years ago)

But shouldn't we still collect money? At this rate we could not have to have this discussion again for 2 years, which would be fine.

Brandy Frotte and Reel De La St-Jean (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:58 (sixteen years ago)

we could've saved idolator

let free dom ring (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:58 (sixteen years ago)

Not subway, xpost?

every post could be your last (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:58 (sixteen years ago)

great--mcdonald's is our new corporate sponsor

fuck a Hamburglar tryin to steal the kitty

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:58 (sixteen years ago)

how much money is left in pending echeques

i'm sure it's much more than $24.51

Miracle Powder! (jeff), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:58 (sixteen years ago)

Whiney - that could get you some bread at the Fat Duck.

Brandy Frotte and Reel De La St-Jean (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:59 (sixteen years ago)

let's go save pets.com now.

pending echeques (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:59 (sixteen years ago)

But shouldn't we still collect money? At this rate we could not have to have this discussion again for 2 years, which would be fine.

― Brandy Frotte and Reel De La St-Jean (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, June 2, 2009 5:58 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I dunno, I bet somehow we can find another 45 minutes to have this conversation next June...

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:59 (sixteen years ago)

This is just from people who happened to be here right now - if you'd put up something that didn't have a total (and maybe didn't show the current result) for a week...

StanM, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 21:59 (sixteen years ago)

xpost, that could get me a spoonful of foam and an airborne illness

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 22:00 (sixteen years ago)

just another friday night

pending echeques (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 22:01 (sixteen years ago)

I wd like to see this process turned into some kind of elaborate Fisher King ritual where every June we gather the money, get drunk on the overspend, then kill and eat that year's mods.

ChipIn Dale (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 22:02 (sixteen years ago)

how about choose one of two sealed envelopes: "get drunk on overspend", "kill and eat teh mods"

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 22:03 (sixteen years ago)

srsly tho...
http://ipfunny.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/pat

Brandy Frotte and Reel De La St-Jean (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 22:04 (sixteen years ago)

Could somebody put up a sticky message on the top of new answers or something? For people who weren't here and aren't going to read this (very long, by now) thread and are still going to think we're gone at the end of the month? (or a "We're Saved For Another Year" floating image kinda thing?)

StanM, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 22:07 (sixteen years ago)

Nah, fuck 'em.

a tiny, faltering megaphone (grimly fiendish), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 22:08 (sixteen years ago)

Okay

Keith, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 22:09 (sixteen years ago)

Also, can it be a google ad that directs us to places we can learn more about Merriweather Post Pavillion

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 22:09 (sixteen years ago)

thx keith!

StanM, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 22:09 (sixteen years ago)

grimly otm

worm? lol (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 22:10 (sixteen years ago)

start an ilx deathwatch thread to fuck with em

gangsta hug (omar little), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 22:11 (sixteen years ago)

or a "We're Saved For Another Year" floating image kinda thing?

http://blog.buzzflash.com/articles/files/bush-mission.jpg

languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 22:11 (sixteen years ago)

rofl

StanM, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 22:12 (sixteen years ago)

Wow, well done guys. I actually just missed the donating, will have to be more on the ball next year. Bloody hell.

emil.y, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 22:14 (sixteen years ago)

And thanks to Stet for making it happen - (we nag because we care)

StanM, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 22:14 (sixteen years ago)

You were away for more than an hour!? (xpost) :-)

StanM, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 22:14 (sixteen years ago)

This was heroic work by 63 souls who are getting into heaven immediately etc etc, but I still think we should let ad-viewing lurkers do the heavy lifting next year.

resistance is feudal (WmC), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 22:20 (sixteen years ago)

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/9/9/1/991b4502ab9cad2014862726299cada2.gif

Miracle Powder! (jeff), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 22:20 (sixteen years ago)

Oh my gosh, I missed all the excitement! I go away for 3+ days and you lose all your money and die, Eh?

cant go with u too many alfbrees (Abbott), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 22:21 (sixteen years ago)

I still think we should let ad-viewing lurkers do the heavy lifting next year

Yeh: in all seriousness, we'd be crazy not to at least experiment with Google Ads now -- especially if the pressure's off.

a tiny, faltering megaphone (grimly fiendish), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 22:21 (sixteen years ago)

Woah, I completely missed this whole thing. Way to go guys though. That is seriously awesome.

Chaki Demus & Pliers (ENBB), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 22:22 (sixteen years ago)

We should have enough cash to host the site for another year.

one more year should do it. what do you think this is, wings?

Ømår Littel (Jordan), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 22:23 (sixteen years ago)

http://imagecache.allposters.com/images/pic/MCG/O356PF~Barack-Obama-Yes-We-Can-Posters.jpg

Tits Bramble (Matt DC), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 22:25 (sixteen years ago)

How about a poll to see if people think we should consider Google Ads for the unregistered lurkers?

I am using your worlds, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 22:26 (sixteen years ago)

This is a wonderful example of what we can achieve when we all work together

(Or in my case go to the pub and come back and find everything magically done already). Can I still donate?

Tits Bramble (Matt DC), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 22:27 (sixteen years ago)

Second Enbb after my wiseacre post. Thanks donors & admin peeps, and thanks all of ILX just for being you.

cant go with u too many alfbrees (Abbott), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 22:27 (sixteen years ago)

lol i donated to avoid seeing ads when i wasn't logged in tbqf

gangsta hug (omar little), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 22:27 (sixteen years ago)

Can I give people gifts that are certificates saying a charitable donation has been made in their name to ILX?

cant go with u too many alfbrees (Abbott), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 22:28 (sixteen years ago)

I still think we should let ad-viewing lurkers do the heavy lifting next year

Yeh: in all seriousness, we'd be crazy not to at least experiment with Google Ads now -- especially if the pressure's off.

Nah, I've already forgotten how much I donated. Let's go again!

Brandy Frotte and Reel De La St-Jean (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 22:29 (sixteen years ago)

ok, we're polling

resistance is feudal (WmC), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 22:30 (sixteen years ago)

I would have donated but I was watching a telly programme about monkeys and missed it ;(

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 22:34 (sixteen years ago)

lol

Keith, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 22:36 (sixteen years ago)

If the rest of the world cared about Africa as much as we care about ILX, we'd find ourselves a good step of the way towards ending world hunger in a matter of minutes.

Tits Bramble (Matt DC), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 22:43 (sixteen years ago)

If Africa would just agree to some ads...

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 22:44 (sixteen years ago)

adebayor can buck himself the fuck up first and then i'll chip in £6.20

a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 22:45 (sixteen years ago)

no one is hungry outside africa? ;)

bnw, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 22:45 (sixteen years ago)

I guess I just don't understand why we would suddenly want to use ads when we've only just raised enough money in an hour to host the thing for a year. This is with just over 60 or so people donating out of a community of more than 3000 active users and growing. It doesn't seem unreasonable to assume we could raise a similar amount of cash next year quite easily.

So out of interest, proponents of ads... Why do you want them? Do you think they would add to the site, or do you think we won't be able to raise enough money ourselves? Or some other reason?

Keith, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 22:47 (sixteen years ago)

Oops, wrong thread.

Keith, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 22:48 (sixteen years ago)

Don't feel strongly either way but am bemused at ad hatred. I kind of buy the aesthetic argument but I don't think Adwords are that intrusive. Prefer ads slightly to donations as it seems a more egalitarian and potentially consistent method of paying for hosting. Will probably enjoy zinging anybody in future who gets hissy cos they donated so maybe I should just leave it and go with the flow.

ChipIn Dale (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 22:51 (sixteen years ago)

Sure, but if you're addressing my point, it's not stuffed full of ad hatred, just asking why we would deliberately do it, if there doesn't appear to be a need.

Keith, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 22:53 (sixteen years ago)

Oh I don't think you were full of ad hatred I was just saying why I (slightly) preferred them to fundraising drives.

ChipIn Dale (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 22:54 (sixteen years ago)

Obviously we don't need the ads to pull the cash together every year, but I worry about donation fatigue in the future. If we raked in a huge sum from ads but couldn't agree on something fun to do with it (WORLD FAP is fun to talk about but I guess probably won't ever actually happen), it would be really gratifying to turn this timewasting site into money for charities.

resistance is feudal (WmC), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 22:55 (sixteen years ago)

I mean, the best Xmas gifts my wife and I gave last year were donations to Heifer Intl.

resistance is feudal (WmC), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 22:56 (sixteen years ago)

Well, there all the tax-related logistics and company-setting-up stuff there. We'd need a volunteer.

Keith, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 22:57 (sixteen years ago)

really looking forward to my ilx tote bag.

would you ask tom petty that? (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 22:59 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.enviroissues.com/images/kcts.jpg

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 23:01 (sixteen years ago)

we need an ilxor l to r for that, methinks.

pending echeques (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 23:37 (sixteen years ago)

really looking forward to my ilx tote bag.

― would you ask tom petty that? (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, June 2, 2009 5:59 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

read that as toe tag

bnw, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 23:45 (sixteen years ago)

"donated to ILX, couldn't pay gas, froze to death"

StanM, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 23:46 (sixteen years ago)

whoa, so i go to the gym, drive home, make dinner and miss this?

great job everyone, sorry i missed it. if we need money again i am down.

hugging used to mean something (call all destroyer), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 00:12 (sixteen years ago)

Where the hell even was the link to make a doan? I cant find anything. Oh well.

chk chk BOOM! (Trayce), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 00:20 (sixteen years ago)

it was in this thread--in typical ilx fashion it was hidden amongst a bunch of posts w/ppl arguing about stuff

hugging used to mean something (call all destroyer), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 00:20 (sixteen years ago)

are people actually mad that they didn't get the chance to donate?

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 00:22 (sixteen years ago)

not "mad" per se but i would like to pull my weight next year or whatever

hugging used to mean something (call all destroyer), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 00:23 (sixteen years ago)

I'm not mad but I feel sort of guilty about not doing so in time!

Chaki Demus & Pliers (ENBB), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 00:29 (sixteen years ago)

If the widget were to go back up for a few days or a week (giving everybody a shot at donating no matter what time zone they're in) and we got several years' worth of hosting money, I'd totally shut up about wanting ads on the site.

resistance is feudal (WmC), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 00:34 (sixteen years ago)

^^^cosign

hugging used to mean something (call all destroyer), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 00:35 (sixteen years ago)

^see discussion above about tax implications.

Prince of Persia (Ed), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 00:36 (sixteen years ago)

Does the IRS or UK equivalent snoop into Paypal accounts?

resistance is feudal (WmC), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 00:41 (sixteen years ago)

i guess tbf donation fatigue shouldn't be a problem since so many people missed this one.

hugging used to mean something (call all destroyer), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 00:41 (sixteen years ago)

if it will help, i'll auction off the right to my donation. you can send me the money, and i'll publicly give you credit for supporting ilx. (some handling fees may apply.)

would you ask tom petty that? (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 00:48 (sixteen years ago)

xxp not in my experience. onus is on paypal account holder to declare transactions. paypal is not switzerland though -- they will surrender info if asked.

another problem that just occured to me: this really would need to be set up as a limited company or equivalent to avoid legal liability. once you have an address you give people someone/thing to sue, and you really don't want to be personally liable for that, hence limited liability company.

again, in the strict legal sense all legal/tax concerns apply equally to an annual pledge drive.

caek, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 00:49 (sixteen years ago)

also another thing occurred to me: running ads on a site that has been known to violate copyright (or making a profit/having money in the bank) is not a good idea.

caek, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 00:50 (sixteen years ago)

- copyright violations are pretty strictly forbidden and have been for a couple of years now
- this donation thing stopped at the amount required for exactly one year of hosting. No profit for anyone.
- ads, well, only being considered at the moment, let's see what happens/if it could replace this kind of annual donation thing.

StanM, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 00:53 (sixteen years ago)

I feel like a happy freeloader now since I was in meetings all afternoon and the total went over fast. Thanks guys!

mh, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 00:58 (sixteen years ago)

forbidden != doesn't happen. plenty of music sharing still goes on here, and there's a lot of image borrowing too (just because you can hotlink doesn't mean you're necessarily not violating copyright).

i _think_ the site owner is not liable in most jurisdictions (this keeps changing), but i certainly wouldn't want my name on any ownership documents relating to this site, given what goes on here right now, and what could potentially happen on a public website like this in the future.

not making a profit doesn't mean you don't have money in the bank.

caek, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 00:59 (sixteen years ago)

No, it's still technically $1600 in profit for stet, regardless of whether he chooses to spend it on ILX or canned hams.

xxpost

resistance is feudal (WmC), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 01:01 (sixteen years ago)

$1600 in revenue, I guess, not necessarily profit. It's still income.

resistance is feudal (WmC), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 01:01 (sixteen years ago)

But not liable for income tax, unless I'm mistaken as it's already been income taxed. Perhaps IHT if it were UK rules, but not with the amount in question.

If everyone had just paid the hosts directly, would that not be effectively the same thing?

Keith, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 01:06 (sixteen years ago)

The cash raised today is effectively gifts (<3 ty), so no tax required. Different story for ad income. xp

Damn straight about not wanting to have yr name on ownership for this -- there have been threats of lawyers before and doubtless will be again. The current setup is nicely complex and multi-jurisdictional to boot.

stet, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 01:08 (sixteen years ago)

You're making it sound like Crimes happen on here all the time, but I honestly wouldn't know where to find "plenty of music sharing" on here anywhere.
- links to DJ mixes on other sites, ok, but that's quite grey already
- linking to images / copy/paste text without proper attribution, ok, but acting on that would mean the end of the entire internet

So there is no legally simple way a limited/non-profit community site like this can exist?

StanM, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 01:15 (sixteen years ago)

The current setup is nicely complex and multi-jurisdictional to boot.

ilx hq

http://weburbanist.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/the-infamous-micronation-of-sealand-close-up.jpg

would you ask tom petty that? (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 01:19 (sixteen years ago)

ILX Wireless HQ!

http://www.eylard.nl/OffShoreRadio/Caroline/Ross_September83.jpg

StanM, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 01:25 (sixteen years ago)

there have been threats of lawyers before and doubtless will be again.

i dunno, we sb'd dom

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 01:29 (sixteen years ago)

Look, all bullshit aside, what we've proven is that the next time we run into an issue with hosting, we can easily pull together the money to keep the site afloat, presuming there are enough people on here who give a shit. As it stands now, there's no point in trying to pull some grandiose "we got a barn, let's have a play!" fundraiser via paypal together and ads are simply superfluous. I was glad to donate and next year I'll be glad to see someone else donate. We have a sustainable model.

If there's anything to be learned here, it's that if anyone on this board ever has a kid with a life threatening illness that needs an operation (or if we all just need pizza), the community here is capable of providing a cash net under extreme circumstances. But we probably don't need to complicate stuff just because we CAN make money.

Also: unban cankles.

pending echeques (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 02:38 (sixteen years ago)

i need a pizza.

akm, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 02:56 (sixteen years ago)

NO LETS HAVE ADS!!!!

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 03:58 (sixteen years ago)

um I forgot to tell you guys about my kid w/ cancer

iatee, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 03:59 (sixteen years ago)

cankles informed me that he personally donated $1200 to the cause under multiple paypal addresses and asked i keep it confidential but i'm outing him because i think that's just about enough to bring him back.

gangsta hug (omar little), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 04:01 (sixteen years ago)

So, are we doing this again today or what?

StanM, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 20:48 (sixteen years ago)

I think we should wait until we're all sure of the implications of calling anyone else a tight cunt.

go and put your f'kin torn jeans on (onimo), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 20:50 (sixteen years ago)

Isn't that a good thing?

StanM, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 20:52 (sixteen years ago)

f) all about context innit

go and put your f'kin torn jeans on (onimo), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 20:52 (sixteen years ago)

lol

StanM, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 20:53 (sixteen years ago)

I totally can't read this whole thread but I thought I might suggest these guys: http://colopronto.com/ USD $30/month for 1U/100mbps/500gb.

Andrew, Thursday, 4 June 2009 12:33 (sixteen years ago)

this might just be a processing delay or something, but the $20 i (thought i) chipped in hasn't hit my checking account yet. i got a $1 paypal handling fee, but that's it.

did i do it wrong?

would you ask tom petty that? (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 4 June 2009 14:24 (sixteen years ago)

except the server is already in australia, isn't it?

akm, Thursday, 4 June 2009 14:24 (sixteen years ago)

That was a long time ago, when Andrew was the main man - since then it's been in Dallas and now Toronto, Canada.

StanM, Thursday, 4 June 2009 14:31 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.yougetsignal.com/tools/visual-tracert/ <- type ilxor.com into the "Remote Address" field and click the Proxy Trace button to see the route from your nearest proxy to the ILX server (patience, it can take a short while).

(My traceroute went from Belgium (where I am, obv.) -> Brea -> Culver City -> LA -> Dallas -> Toronto.)

StanM, Thursday, 4 June 2009 14:37 (sixteen years ago)

Heh, not exactly a straightforward route:

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b356/olem/trace1.jpg
...
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b356/olem/trace2.jpg

anatol_merklich, Thursday, 4 June 2009 15:06 (sixteen years ago)

this might just be a processing delay or something, but the $20 i (thought i) chipped in hasn't hit my checking account yet. i got a $1 paypal handling fee, but that's it.

Yeh, it's showing up as "pending" in the list. Processing delay, maybe.

stet, Thursday, 4 June 2009 15:09 (sixteen years ago)

ok well if it doesn't go through or something, lemme know and i'll try it again.

would you ask tom petty that? (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 4 June 2009 15:16 (sixteen years ago)

if that doesn't go through i'll pay $5 of it.

U2 raped goat (darraghmac), Thursday, 4 June 2009 15:27 (sixteen years ago)

(That visual traceroute always goes through LA, because that's where yougetsignal.com is, btw)

StanM, Thursday, 4 June 2009 15:32 (sixteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

I'm expecting to be better off next year what with Cameron being PM and all.

― ned trifle (Notinmyname), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:03 (11 months ago) Bookmark

Quick before the age of austerity kicks in.

Ned Trifle II, Friday, 14 May 2010 14:17 (fifteen years ago)


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