Hey. Holly Hunter Know How To Have A Hamburger By Herself. DC XVI

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Category: Sports, because that's where William Hurt came from.

Albert Brooks reminds me of our own Brian Miller for some reason, BTW.

― FACTS: I'M A WAITER (TOMBOT), Thursday, 2 November 2006 16:41 (eighteen years ago)

yes good idea tom. uh brian in case you don't check the end of the last thred what i wanted to say is that i hope the final SALT was fun, i was gonna be there but was sidetracked by the flu.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 2 November 2006 16:44 (eighteen years ago)

I was sidetracked by baked fingerling potatoes with olive oil and blackened buffalo sirloins. And a memory like a cheese grater.

― FACTS: I'M A WAITER (TOMBOT), Thursday, 2 November 2006 16:51 (eighteen years ago)

I wasn't feeling so hot anyway :(

pete sorry i didn't call you back, wanna go see borats????

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 2 November 2006 16:59 (eighteen years ago)

YES DEF SEE BORAT WHEN?

― PETE SMITH!!!! (plsmith), Thursday, 2 November 2006 19:33 (eighteen years ago)

friday??? sat bad for me in many ways ;_;

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 2 November 2006 19:34 (eighteen years ago)

or early next week when borat fever dies down to midweek depression?

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 2 November 2006 19:34 (eighteen years ago)

hmm - me and mark were talking about seeing american hardcore friday - maybe ill see two movies that night?

anyone interested in a double feature?

― PETE SMITH!!!! (plsmith), Thursday, 2 November 2006 19:35 (eighteen years ago)

ahc anyone? ahc? a...h...c?

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 2 November 2006 19:36 (eighteen years ago)

actually, i think i wanna hold off and see borat when it's quieted down. maybe next tuesday after house, ally?

― PETE SMITH!!!! (plsmith), Thursday, 2 November 2006 19:38 (eighteen years ago)

yeah!!!!! i wanna see borat too especially after this crappy week but I will do hardcore as well. We doin' hardcore?

xpost hahahaha HOUSE!!!!!

― TROGDOR (Mr.Que), Thursday, 2 November 2006 19:38 (eighteen years ago)

yes lets do borat but perhaps not post-house, that's getting a bit late. let's do it...WEDNESDAY and snazzy up the whole damn week.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 2 November 2006 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

LOST IN HOUSE

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 2 November 2006 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

MUSIC

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 2 November 2006 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

HARDCORE FRIDAY DUDES WE HAVE TO SRT8 EDGE OUR HANDS OR AT LEAST FAKE BLACK FLAG BARS ON OUR SHOULDERBLADES I'LL BRING THE SHARPIE

― TROGDOR (Mr.Que), Thursday, 2 November 2006 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

UH HOLY SHIT TONIGHT IS THE LAST NIGHT OF AMER HARDCORE!

― PETE SMITH!!!! (plsmith), Thursday, 2 November 2006 19:41 (eighteen years ago)

WAT

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 2 November 2006 19:42 (eighteen years ago)

dude tonight at 930 at e street be there or be so lame

― PETE SMITH!!!! (plsmith), Thursday, 2 November 2006 19:42 (eighteen years ago)

if i am not vomiting i am there

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 2 November 2006 19:43 (eighteen years ago)

FUCK OK. I KNEW THAT WAS GONNA HAPPEN THO

― TROGDOR (Mr.Que), Thursday, 2 November 2006 19:44 (eighteen years ago)

if you are vomiting, and NOT at a hardcore doc, u r so lame again

― PETE SMITH!!!! (plsmith), Thursday, 2 November 2006 19:45 (eighteen years ago)

ok well then that frees up fri :D

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 2 November 2006 19:49 (eighteen years ago)

u ready to face crowds for borat tomorrow, poppet?

― PETE SMITH!!!! (plsmith), Thursday, 2 November 2006 19:51 (eighteen years ago)

im in if u r

― PETE SMITH!!!! (plsmith), Thursday, 2 November 2006 19:51 (eighteen years ago)

did you just call me poppet????

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 2 November 2006 19:51 (eighteen years ago)

― PETE SMITH!!!! (plsmith), Thursday, 2 November 2006 19:51 (eighteen years ago)

so ur in PS u make movie 2night PS? Fo sho, doc appt. and all?

― TROGDOR (Mr.Que), Thursday, 2 November 2006 19:54 (eighteen years ago)

I'm gonna beat you up now pete

― FACTS: I'M A WAITER (TOMBOT), Thursday, 2 November 2006 19:54 (eighteen years ago)

I think this kitty's name is Poppet:

http://www.lcsc.edu/humanities/images/Poppet-couch.jpg

― TROGDOR (Mr.Que), Thursday, 2 November 2006 19:55 (eighteen years ago)

MW: yes im out at 830, ill go str8 there
TM: aw cmon

― PETE SMITH!!!! (plsmith), Thursday, 2 November 2006 19:56 (eighteen years ago)

NO FYTING BOYOS, WE'RE ALMOST AT GRANDMAS AND THEN YR UNCLE JOEY WANTS 2 "PLAY" W/EWES

― TROGDOR (Mr.Que), Thursday, 2 November 2006 19:57 (eighteen years ago)

pete I THINK I'm down for it but it also seems terrifying.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 2 November 2006 19:58 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.sjogy.nu/.../2nd-20-korea-italy-red-card.jpg

― PETE SMITH!!!! (plsmith), Thursday, 2 November 2006 20:00 (eighteen years ago)

ok - we should get tix tonight if possible - lets stay in touch this afternoon/evening. i can buy em, and suckas can hit me back

― PETE SMITH!!!! (plsmith), Thursday, 2 November 2006 20:01 (eighteen years ago)

maybe we should just do something low key, like see Devil Wears Prada which is inexplicably still playing

xpost yeah yeah def if we are going to do this borat we need to get tix in advance

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 2 November 2006 20:02 (eighteen years ago)

I think going to Borat on Friday would be asking for at, honestly. Esp. if going to Georgetown Loews. Insane.

― FACTS: I'M A WAITER (TOMBOT), Thursday, 2 November 2006 21:45 (eighteen years ago)

I wanna do something tomorrow (Fri)! After work-ish.

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 2 November 2006 22:38 (eighteen years ago)

Who the fuck made it all cold and shit

― FACTS: I'M A WAITER (TOMBOT), Thursday, 2 November 2006 22:58 (eighteen years ago)

Also, guess what I got in the mail today. It contains the following:

The Great Car Wrestling Match
Motorcycles Apaches
Car With A Brain
Junk Car Grand Prix
The Car In The Sky
The Trick Race
Race Around The World Part 1
Race Around The World Part 2

― FACTS: I'M A WAITER (TOMBOT), Thursday, 2 November 2006 22:59 (eighteen years ago)

Is it National Visit Your Visit Your Library Day? There are so many people here:(

Target shoppers: I fulfilled my dream of purchasing a tacky leopard-print coat. The Benitez Whatchamacalit Line is actually pretty cool in person, though their ads were not promising. Lots of kinda Gothic Lolita Grows Up a Little--but the cuts didn't fit me well.

I want to see Borat. No hardcore.

― Mary (Mary), Friday, 3 November 2006 00:03 (eighteen years ago)

I don't know if it is National Visit Your Library Day, but it is most definitely Have A Drink With KLG After Work Day. C'mon--who's in?

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 3 November 2006 13:55 (eighteen years ago)

I was out all yesterday and have many things to address:

1. ZR, it's totally OK that you missed the last SALT. Pete repped for the FA's. The remainder of you are lamers. I had a very good time.

2. Damn I missed Hardcore

3. I am seeing Borat this Sunday in NY

4. Disco City was pretty dead last night, but they were totally playing Logan's Ron on the projection screen

5. Happy hour!

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 3 November 2006 14:12 (eighteen years ago)

It is National Visit Your Bartender Day today, and I honor this holiday.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Friday, 3 November 2006 14:54 (eighteen years ago)

also, black tea sorbet turned out dud but cherry cardamom sorbet = classic

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 3 November 2006 15:00 (eighteen years ago)

I thought my boss was holding a happy hour this afternoon, but it's next week. 3 != 10.

― FACTS: I'M A WAITER (TOMBOT), Friday, 3 November 2006 15:17 (eighteen years ago)

ill drink this afternoon, q

― PETE SMITH!!!! (plsmith), Friday, 3 November 2006 15:20 (eighteen years ago)

that's it, you're fired.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 3 November 2006 15:20 (eighteen years ago)

wait no xpost shit

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 3 November 2006 15:21 (eighteen years ago)

FIRED FOR BEING A FRIEND TO Q! GODDAMN IT ALLY UR LATINISM IS REALLY GETTING OLD

― PETE SMITH!!!! (plsmith), Friday, 3 November 2006 15:25 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/2003/Apr-04-Fri-2003/photos/charo.jpg

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 3 November 2006 15:26 (eighteen years ago)

Is that what a poppet looks like

― FACTS: I'M A WAITER (TOMBOT), Friday, 3 November 2006 15:27 (eighteen years ago)

btw ally you are very fiery

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 3 November 2006 15:28 (eighteen years ago)

who the fuck is fired around here? and why? do we need to replace them? can someone email me an excel spreadsheet w/all our job descriptions, thx?

― TROGDOR (Mr.Que), Friday, 3 November 2006 15:30 (eighteen years ago)

I would email you a spreadsheet but I broke Excel with my 3 is not 10 error

― FACTS: I'M A WAITER (TOMBOT), Friday, 3 November 2006 15:34 (eighteen years ago)

When people say poppet I think of this thing, a "popple"

― TROGDOR (Mr.Que), Friday, 3 November 2006 15:36 (eighteen years ago)

Brian Miller: President and CEO
Allyzay Eisenschefter: Fiery HR Manager
TOMBOT: The IT Dude Acting All Smug And Shit
TROGDOR: Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links
PETE SMITH!!!!!: Stoned Receptionist
ZR: Guy Who Runs Around Telling Everyone About The Deadlines (ie Middle Management)
Stephen X: CFO Who Is Always Away On Business
Dar1a: "Executive Assistant" Who Basically Runs The Damn Place
Mary & Q: The Marketing Team, Writes And Edits All Our Press Releases
mookieproof, Dan Perry: Outside Sales Reps

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 3 November 2006 15:37 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.aliviastoys.com/popples/puffballt2.gif

― TROGDOR (Mr.Que), Friday, 3 November 2006 15:38 (eighteen years ago)

That list is PERFECT, thanks!

― TROGDOR (Mr.Que), Friday, 3 November 2006 15:39 (eighteen years ago)

my first act as president will be to change my job title to "presidetn"

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 3 November 2006 15:42 (eighteen years ago)

aw, middle management?!?!

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 3 November 2006 15:42 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha ZR as middle management

― PETE SMITH!!!! (plsmith), Friday, 3 November 2006 15:43 (eighteen years ago)

Dude, you're next in line for a promotion, I just didn't wanna say.

http://img304.imageshack.us/img304/2991/brosbeforehosmanvm6bw6.gif

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 3 November 2006 15:43 (eighteen years ago)

Don't complain, it could be worse

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwXS8-jLcXU

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Friday, 3 November 2006 15:43 (eighteen years ago)

Ed: chief, London bureau

― FACTS: I'M A WAITER (TOMBOT), Friday, 3 November 2006 15:43 (eighteen years ago)

you have made the DC thread hard to find, get with the programme, more CAPS

― Ed (dali), Friday, 3 November 2006 15:44 (eighteen years ago)

years from now, youll all remember me as the visionary who loved house when no one else did, before he ascended into heaven, etc

― PETE SMITH!!!! (plsmith), Friday, 3 November 2006 15:44 (eighteen years ago)

And is seated at the right hand of the father, who will come again in glory to judge the living and the dead. . .

― TROGDOR (Mr.Que), Friday, 3 November 2006 15:45 (eighteen years ago)

I want to open a theme bar that has Chick Tracts on every table with the condiments and the specials menu.

― FACTS: I'M A WAITER (TOMBOT), Friday, 3 November 2006 15:46 (eighteen years ago)

I just found CREATOR OR LIAR ? lying around in the office and I forgot how awesome these things are.

― FACTS: I'M A WAITER (TOMBOT), Friday, 3 November 2006 15:47 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah those things are awesome.

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Friday, 3 November 2006 15:49 (eighteen years ago)

Ha ha that description. Where and when might possible drinks take place?

― Merry Marketer (Mary), Friday, 3 November 2006 15:51 (eighteen years ago)

yeah I will maybe come for one.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter: Fiery HR Latin (allyzay), Friday, 3 November 2006 15:53 (eighteen years ago)

oh reply-to-all, you are an endless source of workplace laffs

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 3 November 2006 16:27 (eighteen years ago)

today's edition:

From: (CEO)
Sent: Friday, November 03, 2006 10:56 AM
To: LIST Global All Staff
Subject: Urgent Staff Announcement
Importance: High

I promised to keep you informed about any major developments regarding (other company mebbe tryna buy us out).

Today we did receive a final proposal of (decentish sum of money I think but since our parent is British and I don’t do the pence conversion thing too quickly I dunno) per share in cash for the entire company from them. Given our excellent results this year and the budgets for next year, we believe that this significantly undervalues (our company) and our excellent future prospects. The board has consequently rejected this offer and terminated all discussions with (other company).

(OTHER BOSSISH GUY) and I have every confidence that with more opportunities in front of us than ever, and the fabulous plans you’ve been presenting to us over the last few weeks that we will go from strength to strength. We look forward to building this great company even more ambitiously than before, exploiting the increased opportunities we have from our enlarged group and doing it ourselves – so let’s crack on!

Kind regards,

(CEO)

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

From: (redacted), Barbara
Sent: 03 November 2006 16:10
To: OTHER BOSSISH GUY;
Subject: RE: Urgent Staff Announcement

Hi David,

And you think you work for ‘sketchy’ people. Let’s crack on? Oh jolly hockey sticks.

Love me

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From: (Redacted), Igor
Sent: Friday, November 03, 2006 11:19 AM
To: (Redacted), Barbara
Cc: LIST Global All Staff
Subject: RE: Urgent Staff Announcement

Sorry, what does it mean “hockey sticks”? I am Russian and did not get the idea.

Yours sincerely, с уважением, hochachtungsvoll
Igor (Redacted)/Игорь (Anyone know Cyrillic for “redacted”?)

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 3 November 2006 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

hahahahahahahahahaha

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 3 November 2006 16:44 (eighteen years ago)

Ha ha ha awesome. MY NAME IS IGOR I AN ENGINE DRIVERRRR

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jo01Y48Q9XQ

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Friday, 3 November 2006 16:44 (eighteen years ago)

oh man, we only ever get emails to everyone asking about lost pens.

― Igor (Redacted) (Brian Miller), Friday, 3 November 2006 16:46 (eighteen years ago)

I email everyone about lost books that PEOPLE DONT CHECK OUT THEIR BOOKS WITH CARDZ PISS OFF AND THEN BORROW FROM THEIR NEIGHBOR SO WHEN WE UPDATE IT WE HAVE TO GO OFF LOOING FOR IT THANKS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XvAakX__cQ

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Friday, 3 November 2006 16:49 (eighteen years ago)

what does it mean, hockey sticks??????

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 3 November 2006 16:54 (eighteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/85/DnD_Dice_Set.jpg

― FACTS: I'M A WAITER (TOMBOT), Friday, 3 November 2006 16:54 (eighteen years ago)

HEY GUYS LOOK WHERE I GET TO FLY OUT OF NEXT MONTH

http://www.airport-transfer-paris.com/orly-transfer.jpg

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 3 November 2006 16:58 (eighteen years ago)

Man why you get to go to france and shit

― FACTS: I'M A WAITER (TOMBOT), Friday, 3 November 2006 16:58 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80XtsExBaBk

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Friday, 3 November 2006 17:02 (eighteen years ago)

May I fill out an application to join this fine establishment? You can see from my resume that I have extensive experience in barging into peoples offices to bug them about overdue reports, making fresh pots of coffee, and surfing the Internet while appearing to do real work.

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 3 November 2006 17:04 (eighteen years ago)

Man why you get to go to france and shit

BLISS eurotour 2006 w/ DJs Will Eastman and Brian Miller

Friday Dec 1 - Stockholm (Spy Bar)
Saturday Dec 2 - London (TBD)
Tuesday Dec 5??? - Paris (TBD)
Thursday Dec 7 - Berlin (8mm Bar)
Saturday Dec 9 - Berlin (Privat Club)

EVERYONE IS INVITED

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 3 November 2006 17:10 (eighteen years ago)

j.lu, you are hired to work with ZR on strategic implementation!

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 3 November 2006 17:25 (eighteen years ago)

fine, i'll just organize a hostile takeover

― ken noizewater (Pareene), Friday, 3 November 2006 17:38 (eighteen years ago)

Request that my job description be edited to remove the "IT" part

― FACTS: I'M A WAITER (TOMBOT), Friday, 3 November 2006 17:38 (eighteen years ago)

argh alex I know I forgot someone :(

you are our field researcher: capitools division

TOMBOT: requested, denied.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 3 November 2006 17:39 (eighteen years ago)

Wikipedia contains 518 "stubs" for NFL offensive linemen

― FACTS: I'M A WAITER (TOMBOT), Friday, 3 November 2006 17:41 (eighteen years ago)

Re: Your message

I am currently traveling and unable to respond.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Friday, 3 November 2006 17:53 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.google.com/search?q=bennigans+bernie+kosar+murder+&sourceid=mozilla-search&start=0&start=0&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official

these are weird search results, no?

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 3 November 2006 18:11 (eighteen years ago)

LET US DRINK AT THE BIG HUNT, OR SOMEWHERES IN THE BIG HUNT ENVIRONS, OR OTHER ENVIRONS MAYBE. I DON'T CARE NOW THAT I WORKIE IN CITY WHEEEEEEEE

DRINKING SHOULD COMMENCE NO LATER THAN 5:30ish OR ELSE U R ALL FIRED

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 3 November 2006 18:11 (eighteen years ago)

Oh and Ally Mary and I request clothing allowance b/c marketing chicks have to look all stylish and stuff.

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 3 November 2006 18:12 (eighteen years ago)

I HAVE COSIGNED THIS DECLARATION OF BIG HUNT

xpost yeah I'm ok with that

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 3 November 2006 18:13 (eighteen years ago)

Oh god speaking of clothing, WHY do clothing stores around here have completely different shit than anywhere else? There is some really nice stuff at the Banana Republic website I wanted to buy but noooooooooowhere in the stores????? Do all of the chain stores just send DC their seconds or something? Because they had a lot of old stuff that is now on sale on the website, or gone completely.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 3 November 2006 18:14 (eighteen years ago)

Answer: Move to LA. Everything is new here. Except for the homeless and the smog.

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Friday, 3 November 2006 18:18 (eighteen years ago)

ill be at the hunt no later than 530

― PETE SMITH!!!! (plsmith), Friday, 3 November 2006 18:21 (eighteen years ago)

i'll stop by unless six more republicans turn out to be secretly gay at 4:30, which is almost certain to happen.

― ken noizewater (Pareene), Friday, 3 November 2006 18:26 (eighteen years ago)

I work until six but I should go home and finish my crappy book for class so it doesn't ruin my weekend.

Alan is a Cowboy Killer
Alan is a Cowboy Killer
Alan is a Cowboy Killer
Alan is a Cowboy Killer
Alan is a Cowboy Killer
Alan is a Cowboy Killer
Alan is a Cowboy Killer
Alan is a Cowboy Killer

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Friday, 3 November 2006 18:29 (eighteen years ago)

Tower's CD's & DVD's are now 30% off. Bought We Jam Econo. Sending the Bro Signal out aloft, let's watch sometime.

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:03 (eighteen years ago)

http://img438.imageshack.us/img438/1856/minutemen1984big0gv.jpg

― Guy In Accounting Who IS FUCKING IDIOTIC WHEN IT COMES 2 IMAGES (Mr.Que), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

how do you fuck up yr img posts so consistently?

― FACTS: I'M A WAITER (TOMBOT), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

I'd say 66% stupidity, 33% distracted/not paying attention while posting.

― Dummy (Mr.Que), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:12 (eighteen years ago)

ok so my deal is that i'm going to run back to s. spring after work to pick up my ladylove. if y'all are still hanging, then we'd be in for a few beerz.

― what does it mean “hockey sticks”? (teenagequiet), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:14 (eighteen years ago)

awesome snag marcus

― PETE SMITH!!!! (plsmith), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:15 (eighteen years ago)

SMUGNESS

― FACTS: I'M A WAITER (TOMBOT), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:15 (eighteen years ago)

i think im sayin fuck borat tonight btw bro - IV is freakin at the beacon right now about planning, and i have no patience for planning myself.

― PETE SMITH!!!! (plsmith), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:16 (eighteen years ago)

uh ok...i mean we'd be way into just drinking some and rockin out if that's what's on the agenda

― what does it mean “hockey sticks”? (teenagequiet), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:18 (eighteen years ago)

is that different in a lot of ways from "fakin it with bacon"

― FACTS: I'M A WAITER (TOMBOT), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:19 (eighteen years ago)

One is kosher, one is questionably so.

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:20 (eighteen years ago)

hi dc, what's going on? i'm bored.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:22 (eighteen years ago)

it's fucking friday and we'd all much rather be drinking ourselves stupid, that's what

― what does it mean “hockey sticks”? (teenagequiet), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:32 (eighteen years ago)

yeah ZR that sounds like my fave plan in a planless '06

hey otto

― PETE SMITH!!!! (plsmith), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:33 (eighteen years ago)

I should be writing a thesis proposal but I'm doing work and fucking around on the internet instead

― FACTS: I'M A WAITER (TOMBOT), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:33 (eighteen years ago)

I HAS CHOCOLATE CAKES

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:34 (eighteen years ago)

it's fucking friday and we'd all much rather be drinking ourselves stupid, that's what

-- what does it mean “hockey sticks”? (teenagequie...), November 3rd, 2006. (teenagequiet)

IMAGINE WHAT HED BE SAYING IF HE SAW AMHC LAST NITE

― PETE SMITH!!!! (plsmith), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:35 (eighteen years ago)

HOSPITALIANG

― FACTS: I'M A WAITER (TOMBOT), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:35 (eighteen years ago)

why do you keep adding letters to what should rightfully only be "AH"

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:36 (eighteen years ago)

xpost

He'd be saying Holy Shit Keith Morris is a prophet.

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:36 (eighteen years ago)

The change through
the left and robbed and
the public
accomplish to
armchair in the
decrease to

^^ this is the entirety of an e-mail I just got. why do they leave hanging?

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:36 (eighteen years ago)

http://interpunk.com/itemimages2/11556.jpg

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:36 (eighteen years ago)

AZR: amand@ h@rr!s0n /= american hardcore, no matter what zack says

― PETE SMITH!!!! (plsmith), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:38 (eighteen years ago)

it's 1:38 central time and i'm still hungover. i also seem to have somehow bent my specs and as a result am having severe depth perception problems.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:38 (eighteen years ago)

What about Anne Hathaway?

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

SHES A SEX BOMB

― PETE SMITH!!!! (plsmith), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

why did she apparently go to an awards show with her titties out?

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:41 (eighteen years ago)

one moment

― PETE SMITH!!!! (plsmith), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:42 (eighteen years ago)

that answer doesn't make sense.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:42 (eighteen years ago)

keith morris was sort of my fave bf singer (and them first two circle jerks albums are nothin to sneeze at) but he is a chump of very large proportions

― what does it mean “hockey sticks”? (teenagequiet), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:43 (eighteen years ago)

many xposts

― what does it mean “hockey sticks”? (teenagequiet), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:43 (eighteen years ago)

Send link to picture immediately, but do not sully this thread with actual picture - must be safe for work. Since I'm working.

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:43 (eighteen years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38266000/jpg/_38266609_princess300.jpg

pictures show up just by typing "Anne Hathaway" into googles, bro.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:45 (eighteen years ago)

a simple google image search for her name makes it seem as if it is v. difficult for her to go to anything without her boobs out

― FACTS: I'M A WAITER (TOMBOT), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:45 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.rockstar84.com/images/hermione.jpg
^^^ whoa fuck yeah Hermione

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:46 (eighteen years ago)

xxp - now see all that girl needs is a haircut and a few posture lessons and she'll shine like a motherfuckin diamond i tells ya

― what does it mean “hockey sticks”? (teenagequiet), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:46 (eighteen years ago)

aww man btw so much hotter before contacts and de-semitization in TPD

― PETE SMITH!!!! (plsmith), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:46 (eighteen years ago)

WOLF SHIRT WITH SNOOPY ON IT ALERTS

― FACTS: I'M A WAITER (TOMBOT), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:47 (eighteen years ago)

THROW THE JEW DOWN THE WELL, PLS

― what does it mean “hockey sticks”? (teenagequiet), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:47 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.doctormacro.com/Images/Hepburn,%20Audrey/Annex/Annex%20-%20Hepburn,%20Audrey%20(My%20Fair%20Lady)_01.jpg

xpost HER SHIRT IS FUCKING AMAZING BRO

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:47 (eighteen years ago)

what else is a good random person to gis, i don't feel like working anymore due to chocolate cakes

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:49 (eighteen years ago)

Negative - I liked her as the horse-riding daddy's little girl OOPS here's my boobs in Brokeback.

That was a fine, fine scene - it almost seemed as if it were there to make up to the "guys" who went to see the movie with their "ladies" and were pissed because it was a "queer" movie. Still - some boadacious tatas that woman has.

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:49 (eighteen years ago)

mass xpost to ZR:

The whole Morris rant started out with yr standard issue Maximum Rock and Roll rant "America works 40 hr a week at their shitty job/marriage/ has 2.5 kids/cats/dog/listens to Fleetwood Mac, fuck that" to justify punk's existence, saying that you know most punks don't want to do that sort of thing. And that when Friday rolls around everyone in America wants to get fucked up b/c they hate their life, etc.

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:50 (eighteen years ago)

fuck that idea, they coulda showed a 5 minute montage of her, Uma Thurman, Liz Hurley, and Rebecca Romijn topless and it wouldn't have made up for that movie.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:51 (eighteen years ago)

HOW DID I MISS THIS ISSUE OF VANITY FAIR

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:52 (eighteen years ago)

yeah that was pretty righteous, except everybody picking mostly on fleetwood mac made me cringe a little...

― PETE SMITH!!!! (plsmith), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:52 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah those old punks sure did hate Journey.

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:53 (eighteen years ago)

lindsey and mandy stand so far out in front of that pack, its not even FUNNY

― PETE SMITH!!!! (plsmith), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:54 (eighteen years ago)

speaking of vanity fair you never lent me the naked ladies being jumped by tom ford issue.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:54 (eighteen years ago)

what else is a good random person to gis, i don't feel like working anymore due to chocolate cakes
-- Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyza...), November 3rd, 2006.

karl lagerfeld

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:57 (eighteen years ago)

its still in the back passenger-side pocket of my car, yo. anytime.

― PETE SMITH!!!! (plsmith), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:57 (eighteen years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/1576872513.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:58 (eighteen years ago)

THAT IS EXACTLY WHY I HATE BOOT-CUT PANTS.

― PETE SMITH!!!! (plsmith), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:00 (eighteen years ago)

because of Karl Lagerfeld? That's...specific.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:01 (eighteen years ago)

like 3/4 of those VF girls look all fetal alcoholy

― what does it mean “hockey sticks”? (teenagequiet), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:02 (eighteen years ago)

i need a haircut SO BAD i look like one of my NEPA cousins. when i get to bar i'm gonna be all "HAY I HOPE THIS IS YOU"

― what does it mean “hockey sticks”? (teenagequiet), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:02 (eighteen years ago)

is that a roadhouse joke?

― PETE SMITH!!!! (plsmith), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:03 (eighteen years ago)

Your search - peyton manning cereal - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:

* Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
* Try different keywords.
* Try more general keywords.
* Try fewer keywords.

fuck i ran out of googles

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:05 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.stray-toaster.co.uk/jpgs/flaming_carrot.jpg

― FACTS: I'M A WAITER (TOMBOT), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:05 (eighteen years ago)

apparently this is jake delhomme
http://www.rollick.fi/images/Kike_1.jpg

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:06 (eighteen years ago)

aw flaming carrot...memories...

― what does it mean “hockey sticks”? (teenagequiet), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:07 (eighteen years ago)

oh shit i remember him!!!!

― PETE SMITH!!!! (plsmith), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:08 (eighteen years ago)

Guys you have to click these three links in order from top to bottom

http://www.desperadopublishing.com/images/FlamingCarrot3_pg01(525).jpg
http://www.desperadopublishing.com/images/FlamingCarrot3_pg02(525).jpg
http://www.desperadopublishing.com/images/FlamingCarrot3_pg03(525).jpg

― FACTS: I'M A WAITER (TOMBOT), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:08 (eighteen years ago)

http://earthangelsragdolls.com/images/mom.......there%20is%20cat%20hair%20in%20my%20cereal.jpg

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:08 (eighteen years ago)

Wow those links got fucked up

― FACTS: I'M A WAITER (TOMBOT), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:09 (eighteen years ago)

Mary-Kate Olsen & Tom Brady???

Filed Under: Exclusives!

splashnews_ihpla010905f_01.jpg
27th Street in Chelsea, also known as club row, suddenly turned into Wisteria Lane on Saturday night when the police closed the block down (and we're not sure why). While chaos prevailed outside, inside the confines of Bungalow 8 a coterie of celebs mingled (or attempted to) with each other.

Seen inside the club: Paris Hilton, Tom Brady, Greg Littley, Scott Sartiano, Richie Akiva and Mary-Kate Olsen.

What exactly is MK doing in New York? Weren't we under the impression that she was going to be going to school in California this fall? I guess the tabs were wrong.

"Mary-Kate was there without the Giant," a source tells us. "She was hanging out with her artsy friends and at one point Tom Brady came up to her and was trying to hit on her."

Tom Brady and Mary-Kate Olsen??? Maybe he thought she has a thing for taller guys?!

"Mary-Kate was so not interested, and at one point she told Tom, 'Do you want a drink? The cocktail waitress is over there!'" Meow. We are lovin' the new bitchy MK!

The Patriots quarterback must be newly single - or have an open relationship with actress Bridget Moynahan - because earlier in the evening the pretty football player was seen getting quite cozy with an unidentified woman at the Maritime.

^^^ lol

xpost THAT'S THE BEST CAT!

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:09 (eighteen years ago)

pretty football player

Awesome.

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:11 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.mikeschuster.com/Patriots/SuperBowlXXXVI/TomBrady.jpg
^^ hahahaha waht

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:12 (eighteen years ago)

doing a GIS on Tom Brady is possibly the best thing I've done all day.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:12 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.finaledesserts.com/images/photos/tom_brady.jpg

hahahahahahaha waht!!!!!!

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:14 (eighteen years ago)

mary kate looks awes in that picture dude

― PETE SMITH!!!! (plsmith), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:14 (eighteen years ago)

she's put on a few pounds

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:15 (eighteen years ago)

its good for her

― PETE SMITH!!!! (plsmith), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:17 (eighteen years ago)

i dunno she looks good here

http://www.huladans.dk/images/Fat-suit.jpg

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:19 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.masslive.com/images/weblogs/blogbeat/bradypeyton.jpg
^^^ why is peyton's head 18x the size of brady's?

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:21 (eighteen years ago)

also what is going on there

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:21 (eighteen years ago)

Peyton totally looks like George Allen in that pic

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:24 (eighteen years ago)

gettin leid

― PETE SMITH!!!! (plsmith), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:24 (eighteen years ago)

GUYS WHAT IS THIS
http://www.theauburner.com/AUvsTOM.html

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:24 (eighteen years ago)

I am never GISing hydrocephalus again

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:24 (eighteen years ago)

damn he really does look like george allen. weird.

― what does it mean “hockey sticks”? (teenagequiet), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:25 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.victorynh.com/images/allen-football.jpg

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:26 (eighteen years ago)

why are there so many pix of these two dudes broing out
http://www.freewebs.com/jfox6/perfect.jpg

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:26 (eighteen years ago)

also why are they at the old folks home

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.theauburner.com/images/tom/30.jpg

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

Zegna Si is not a real fraternity, also

― PETE SMITH!!!! (plsmith), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

NEW USERNAME

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:28 (eighteen years ago)

GUYS I SHOULD NOT HAVE EATEN THE CHOCOLATE CAKES I'M INTOLERABLE NOW!!!!

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.djaero.com/images/Ben_Roethlisberger_aero.jpg
^ icy hot stunnaz

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:30 (eighteen years ago)

You need a little boost

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00009Y3QI.01._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V1056810326_.jpg

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:31 (eighteen years ago)

http://customcurbingdesigns.com/supperhank/Hank_Jr,_Ben_Roethlisberger,_and_Kid_Rock.jpg
^ there is not a single thing about this that isn't amazing

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:32 (eighteen years ago)

I'm at home in bed so it's not looking likely that I'll make DC happy hour, team.

That doesn't even look like Evan Rachel Wood, hottie.

― Mary (Mary), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:35 (eighteen years ago)

hank jr, ben, and kid rock??

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:36 (eighteen years ago)

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h293/keevin33/The_New_Ben_Roethlisberger.jpg
^ haha wath

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:37 (eighteen years ago)

aww you ok, mary?

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:37 (eighteen years ago)

GUYS NO ONE TOLD ME ABOUT THIS

SUN NOV 5- THE SLITS, THE APES, EYES OF THE KILLER ROBOT $12 mainstage 8:00

― ken noizewater, field researcher: capitools division (Pareene), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:39 (eighteen years ago)

so ok amanda ditched me ;_;

now i am drinking immediately after i get off of work :D

― what does it mean “hockey sticks”? (teenagequiet), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:39 (eighteen years ago)

tho i guess it's just ari up + god knows who, isn't it.
xpost

― ken noizewater, field researcher: capitools division (Pareene), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:40 (eighteen years ago)

lame-anda

(JK for the record but lame)

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:40 (eighteen years ago)

yeah i mean dude. esp. the god knows who part

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:41 (eighteen years ago)

im vaguely tempted to go to that alex

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:41 (eighteen years ago)

http://foto.mau.ru/albums/userpics/10246/i-188.jpg

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:41 (eighteen years ago)

dudes, tonight is the night for drinking cider, eating dill pickles and eating beef viennas

― Ed (dali), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:42 (eighteen years ago)

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs GIS "kitty titty"

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:42 (eighteen years ago)

i think the apes hold that "eh these guys are all rightish though not all that good and yet they somehow manage to open like every cool show in town" title that i one day hope to clutch for the FAs

― what does it mean “hockey sticks”? (teenagequiet), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:43 (eighteen years ago)

what is a "beef vienna"?

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:44 (eighteen years ago)

Kosher knosh

― Ed (dali), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:44 (eighteen years ago)

eh these guys are all rightish though not all that good and yet they somehow manage to open like every cool show in town

SHUT UP: YOU ARE BETTER THAN THAT. ALSO HURRY UP PLEASE AND RECORD THAT NU SLO ONE OF YRS AND L.F.O., PDQ

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:45 (eighteen years ago)

btw this cat is RIDICULOUS
http://www.risaka.com/catalog/mt_images/40607aa.jpg

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:45 (eighteen years ago)

ZR, you guys could be "the fake ape scents"

HAHAHAHAHA

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:46 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.redbrush.net/images/drunk%20dog.jpg

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:47 (eighteen years ago)

that sounds disgusting, andy

― what does it mean “hockey sticks”? (teenagequiet), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:47 (eighteen years ago)

I got sent a parcel of condiments from chicago with an insistence on viennas for a chicago style hotdog experience.

― Ed (dali), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:47 (eighteen years ago)

the cider was already in the fridge

― Ed (dali), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:48 (eighteen years ago)

tonight's the night for bad breath, apparently

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:48 (eighteen years ago)

http://imagers.gsfc.nasa.gov/ems/ircat.gif

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:49 (eighteen years ago)

ed, was it from the vienna factory? did you get sport pickles and celery salt and the neon relish and poppy seed buns?

fuck, i want a dog now. hangover's finally passed and i need to scarf.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:50 (eighteen years ago)

COLD NOSE OH NOES

― FACTS: I'M A WAITER (TOMBOT), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:52 (eighteen years ago)

aww you ok, mary?

I'm fine! Just lazy.

― Mary (Mary), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:55 (eighteen years ago)

your excuse is inadequate

― what does it mean “hockey sticks”? (teenagequiet), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:55 (eighteen years ago)

no actually that's the best excuse for being in bed ever

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:56 (eighteen years ago)

ok - im done working for the day. im gonna play texttwist here until people are ready to go to the BH

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:59 (eighteen years ago)

guys this cat is proud
http://home.earthlink.net/~dirigo3/pollyad1.jpg

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:00 (eighteen years ago)

yeah it's all from the vienna factory (bar the viennas which are local) I have never seen anything the colour of that relish.

― Ed (dali), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:05 (eighteen years ago)

hey pete you wanna leave like right now?

― what does it mean “hockey sticks”? (teenagequiet), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:05 (eighteen years ago)

lets leave at 430 - i wanna play some TT

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

aw fuck you ok

― what does it mean “hockey sticks”? (teenagequiet), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:07 (eighteen years ago)

the vienna factory is 16 blocks north of my apartment. i went to their once-a-year-direct-to-the-public factory sale this spring. the place smelled like an abottoir.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:09 (eighteen years ago)

i put in a search on the word "cute" and got this
http://media.knuttz.net/0605/cute_food/cute_food_03.jpg

f u very much 2, gis

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:10 (eighteen years ago)

OH NO NOT THE OL SWITCHEROO

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:11 (eighteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/105/287972110_b87922cfae.jpg?v=0

― Ed (dali), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

that ain't right

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

As presidetn and CEO I just want to take a minute to thank you for the great job you've all been doing. A 200-post day doesn't come along that often, and each and every one of you helped us get there. I'd also like to thank the crew over at GIS for their invaluable efforts in indexing the celebrity, foodstuff, and kitty photos upon which we rely. Now who's ready for some brewskis?

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 3 November 2006 22:03 (eighteen years ago)

*hand raised*

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 3 November 2006 22:08 (eighteen years ago)

i'll bring tr3nh0lm

― ken noizewater, field researcher: capitools division (Pareene), Friday, 3 November 2006 22:13 (eighteen years ago)

Re: Congratulations

To all: Keep up the good work! Let's all have a great 2005.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Friday, 3 November 2006 22:14 (eighteen years ago)

Did you all have fun last night? I have reported for my first day of academic lib work. I hope students don't ask too many scary questions.

― Mary (Mary), Saturday, 4 November 2006 15:13 (eighteen years ago)

excuse me, could you help me with the printer please

― -- (688), Saturday, 4 November 2006 16:35 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.wers.org

MY WIFE IS ABOUT TO SING ON THIS STREAM, LISTEN NOW LIKE RIGHT NOW

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Saturday, 4 November 2006 16:49 (eighteen years ago)

YOU MISSED IT

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Saturday, 4 November 2006 16:53 (eighteen years ago)

I did not. (OK I only caught the last couple of tunes)

― Ed (dali), Saturday, 4 November 2006 16:55 (eighteen years ago)

Yay!

J0ei was singing "Smoke Gets In Your Eyes".

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Saturday, 4 November 2006 16:58 (eighteen years ago)

People are asking hard questions. It would be nice if my institution provided me with any training.

― Clueless Mary (Mary), Saturday, 4 November 2006 17:15 (eighteen years ago)

Also, old dude with a jones for the Wash Post that did not arrive today. Go and buy one. It costs like 50cents.

― Mary (Mary), Saturday, 4 November 2006 17:16 (eighteen years ago)

Information wants to be free, Mary.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Saturday, 4 November 2006 17:31 (eighteen years ago)

Annoying creepy dude from one of my classes who also happens to "work" here on Saturdays--pls leave me alone.

― Mary (Mary), Saturday, 4 November 2006 18:02 (eighteen years ago)

hey dudes I think we are def still on for 51st State @ 1pm so give a holla if you are still coming (or just show up)

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Sunday, 5 November 2006 15:44 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.cyberpresse.ca/article/20061105/CPMONDE/611050592/5050/

Alex Pareene est en train de révolutionner l'univers politique américain.

― ken noizewater, field researcher: capitools division (Pareene), Sunday, 5 November 2006 23:18 (eighteen years ago)

Le babelfish n'est pas de good translator

Alex Pareene is revolutionizing the American political universe. On line of its modest apartment to the dirty walls, in the heart of a district of Washington where one would not risk oneself with foot the fallen night, it seems in measurement to make or demolish political careers. This sympathetic nerve young man 21 year old, affublé of glasses to thick black mounting in Buddy Holly, is the author of one of the political blogists most popular in the United States: Wonkette. "I think that the blogueurs currently have a more important effect on the American policy than the journalists", it has says yesterday to the Press. Perhaps it is not wrong. Blogists, with the Youtube site - where one briskly diffuses not very flattering video recordings on various candidates - became this year of the political instruments impossible to circumvent and pitiless. If the democratic Party showed the door with the senator Joe Lieberman last summer, they is partly because the liberal blogueurs wanted his skin and broke out against him. Lieberman lost the democratic primary educations of its State, Connecticut. It is today forced to be presented in the form of an independent candidate to preserve his seat at the Senate. The republican senator George Allen also tasted with the medicine of the blogueurs and could lose his seat in Virginia. After having treated "macaque" a young American of Indian origin, it was descended in flames on the Web the video recording from his blunder was diffused on many blogists. "Our goal is to sow the disorder. We want to take the aspects more embarrassing each one as of the these corrupted bastards and to put them under the projectors so that everyone can show them finger and make fun of them ", lance Alex Pareene without turning. "My blogist, it is like a chronicle with at the same time pewters, opinions and satire", explains it. Alex Pareene became editor of Wonkette at the beginning of year. The founder of the blogist, Ana Marie Cox, threw sponge after being recruited by the Time magazine, write a novel and obtain a lucrative contract for the publication of a test. Wonkette is today one of the 25 most popular blogists to the country, all confused sectors, and one the most read of by impassioned of policy. Its author thinks however that, in spite of the increasing influence of the blogueurs, their work will never replace that of the journalists. "We need them, says it. These is their reports that we use to make our comments." What makes the force of the blogists, according to him, it is that they are able to modify the cycle of life of a news. "They cannot revolutionize what is covered and the way in which one covers it, but they can exploit the lifespan of a news and the importance which it will have", underlines the bloguor. It was the case with the insults uttered recently by the senator George Allen. "That was on all the Web sites during weeks, not only one day. The traditional media have even due to cover the cover that made the blogueurs of them." Will the blogists play, in 2008, a part as important as the primary educations of New Hampshire or the caucus of Iowa in the choice of the candidates to the presidency? Certain strategists think it already, indicates Alex Pareene. That Hillary Clinton is held it for known as.

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:33 (eighteen years ago)

awesome

― RISK ONESELF WITH FOOT THE FALLEN NIGHT (TOMBOT), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

thick black mounting in Buddy Holly

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:38 (eighteen years ago)

Alex, we must know more about the thick black mounting in Buddy Holly.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:39 (eighteen years ago)

Damn you, Miller!

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:40 (eighteen years ago)

they is partly because the liberal blogueurs wanted his skin

― FACTS: I'M A WAITER (TOMBOT), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:40 (eighteen years ago)

Certain strategists think it already, indicates Alex Pareene. That Hillary Clinton is held it for known as.

???

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:41 (eighteen years ago)

threw sponge

― FACTS: I'M A WAITER (TOMBOT), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

i don't need a fucking foreigner to tell me that hilary clinton is held it for known as.

― what does it mean “hockey sticks”? (teenagequiet), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:44 (eighteen years ago)

"Our goal is to sow the disorder" is some pretty metal shit to say to a Canadian dude

― FACTS: I'M A WAITER (TOMBOT), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:48 (eighteen years ago)

Whoops. Le Title of the article, ici, en bold, je suis forgot it:

Never Internet had such an amount of weight on a vote

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:48 (eighteen years ago)

On line of its modest apartment to the dirty walls, in the heart of a district of Washington where one would not risk oneself with foot the fallen night, it seems in measurement to make or demolish political careers.

― ken noizewater, field researcher: capitools division (Pareene), Monday, 6 November 2006 17:02 (eighteen years ago)

this is the single best thing that has happened to me as a result of this job.

― ken noizewater, field researcher: capitools division (Pareene), Monday, 6 November 2006 17:03 (eighteen years ago)

I am grateful to have tasted with the medicine of the blogueurs and survived.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Monday, 6 November 2006 17:03 (eighteen years ago)

Perhaps it is not wrong.

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Monday, 6 November 2006 17:03 (eighteen years ago)

*The Internet's never had so much influence on the vote*

Al3x P4r33ne is in the process of revolutionizing the world of US politics.

From his modest apartment with shabby walls, in the heart of a DC neighborhood where one doesn't risk walking around after dark, he seems to be in the course of making or breaking political careers.

This nice young man of 21, [decked out with] black glasses a la Buddy Holly, is the author of one of the most popular political blogs in the United States: Wonkette.

"I think that bloggers actually have a more important effect on American politics than journalists," he said yesterday to La Presse.

Maybe he's not wrong. The blogs, along with the site YouTube - where unflattering video recordings of various candidates are freely distributed - have become, this year, indispensable and unforgiving political tools.

When the Democratic party showed the door to Sen. Joe Liberman the past summer, it was, in part, because the liberal bloggers wanted his hide and went on the attack against him.

Liberman lost the Democratic primary in his state of Connecticut. Today, he's standing as an independent candidate to hold his Senate seat.

The Republican senator George Allen also got a taste of the bloggers' medicine and might lose his seat in Virginia. After calling a young American of Indian origin "macaca," he was on fire on the Internet. The video recording of his gaffe was played on many blogs.

"Our goal is to shake things up. We want to take the most embarrassing aspects of each one of these corrupt [bastards] and put the spotlight on them so that the whole world can point fingers and make fun of them," declares Al3x P4r33ne, getting straight to the point.

"My blog, it's like a chronicle of gossip, opinions, and satire all at once," he explains.

Al3x P4r33ne became editor of Wonkette at the beginning of the year. The founder of the blog, Ana Marie Cox, threw in the towl after being recruited by Time magazine, writing a novel and obtaining a lucrative contract for publishing an essay.

Wonkette today is one of the 25 most popular blogs in the country, across all demographic groups, and one of the most-read by political junkies.

Its author nevertheless believes that, despite the growing influence of bloggers, their work will never replace that of journalists. "We need them," he says, "it's their reporting that we use to do our commmentaries."

What makes the blogs powerful, according to him, is that they're involved in affecting the news cycle. "[The blogs] can't revolutionize what's covered and the way it's covered, but they can affect the duration of a news story and the importance that it has," he emphasizes.

Such was the case for the insults recently made by the senator George Allen. "That was on every Web site for weeks, not just a day. The traditional media even had to cover the coverage that the blogs gave it."

Will the blogs, in 2008, play such an important role on the New Hampshire primaries or the Iowa caucus in the choice of Presidential candidates? Some strategists already think so, says Al3x P4r33ne. Hillary Clinton takes it as such. [se le tienne pour dit]

--Al3x P4r33ne's picks--

The author of Wonkette says that he reads four political blogs which he sees as particularly indispensable:

dailykos.com
instapundit.com
redstate.com
and Eschaton: atrios.blogspot.com

― dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 6 November 2006 17:04 (eighteen years ago)

quick and dirty translation, it's sort of awkward. :)

― dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 6 November 2006 17:05 (eighteen years ago)

"I think that bloggers actually have a more important effect on American politics than journalists"

did not say this

― ken noizewater, field researcher: capitools division (Pareene), Monday, 6 November 2006 17:13 (eighteen years ago)

quelle surprise!

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Monday, 6 November 2006 17:15 (eighteen years ago)

let me double check my translation, it could be me

― dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 6 November 2006 17:17 (eighteen years ago)

it's in both translations, is what I'm saying.

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Monday, 6 November 2006 17:21 (eighteen years ago)

MSM STRIKES AGAIN

― ken noizewater, field researcher: capitools division (Pareene), Monday, 6 November 2006 17:30 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, it's not the translation there, pretty cut and dried

― dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 6 November 2006 17:57 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.knitemare.org/cats/270915352_2ab32e8792.jpg

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 6 November 2006 18:57 (eighteen years ago)

hey i know you guys are totally tryna come see the FAs playing 3rd out of 4 bands on a monday night at the R'n'R hotel right?

― what does it mean “hockey sticks”? (teenagequiet), Monday, 6 November 2006 19:09 (eighteen years ago)

this amadou & mariam CD is most excellent! "senegal fast food" is a treat

by the way, I am wondering all of a sudden if we accidentally shorted the depressed server guy at 51st state on the tip? I wasn't even thinking about it but if you all put in cash, and then the rest was split on my card & alex's.. I only put as much tip as I owed on my part. didn't even think of it until I got home & was like.. d'oh.

― dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 6 November 2006 19:17 (eighteen years ago)

i gave sad waiter like 25% of my portion of the check, but yeah, we probably did short poor dude. didn't think of that at all.

― ken noizewater, field researcher: capitools division (Pareene), Monday, 6 November 2006 19:19 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, me either! I'm just sayin if we go back there I will chip in extra next time & also to warn you all that he might be more depressed than usual next time we show up! man, I feel bad

― dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 6 November 2006 19:24 (eighteen years ago)

klg bought that body spray freebie shit home that you guys got at the bar and i sprayed it on myself this morningas i left the house and these dogs started humping my legs before i even got to work so that was a crazy way to start the week, covered in dog jizz.

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Monday, 6 November 2006 19:27 (eighteen years ago)

to MW: http://www.knitemare.org/cats/270911970_db35fdd4ca.jpg

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 6 November 2006 19:29 (eighteen years ago)

"senegal fast food" is a rad tune indeed.

― what does it mean “hockey sticks”? (teenagequiet), Monday, 6 November 2006 19:29 (eighteen years ago)

ally: where my sloth show me yr pokemans pic. also, have you seen the HARBL cats music video.

you know what's an awesome song, is the first wipers record.

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Monday, 6 November 2006 19:32 (eighteen years ago)

not a song, bro. record = not a song.

http://static.flickr.com/92/280749641_b30ca0f0fe.jpg

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 6 November 2006 19:35 (eighteen years ago)

awwwww so cuet.

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Monday, 6 November 2006 19:36 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.knitemare.org/cats/astronaut.jpg

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 6 November 2006 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

Anyone know anything about Ulysses, Kansas?

― Ed (dali), Monday, 6 November 2006 20:03 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.cityofulysses.com/_borders/ulysseswheatlogo.jpg
had no arrests for forgery in the first half of 2006

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Monday, 6 November 2006 20:07 (eighteen years ago)

dammit

http://www.cityofulysses.com/_borders/ulysseswheatlogo.jpg

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Monday, 6 November 2006 20:07 (eighteen years ago)

We got an enquiry from a local TV station run by the local paper:

http://www.grantcountygazette.com/

Could be my next stateside trip.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 6 November 2006 20:16 (eighteen years ago)

dudes today is going slow

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 6 November 2006 20:58 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha 6 p.m. load in @ rnrh? so not gonna happen.

― what does it mean “hockey sticks”? (teenagequiet), Monday, 6 November 2006 20:59 (eighteen years ago)

Mr. P@r33n3 plz to compliments the interns on wading through LNS for amazing shit again thx

― LISTEN U TURBO CROUTON (TOMBOT), Monday, 6 November 2006 21:33 (eighteen years ago)

MY SHIRT ARRIVED!

i will be wearing this:
http://www.wonkette.com/politics/late-night-shots/lns-watch-be-the-hippest-staff-ass-in-the-sp-mens-room-212041.php
on CNN tomorrow night.

but can i ask local design expect brian miller to design a better one? because this shit is fucking arial.

i am thick black mounting in Buddy Holly! i demand better fonts denunciating me!

― ken noizewater, field researcher: capitools division (Pareene), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 05:56 (eighteen years ago)

uhhh... how was the show, FA's?

― ken noizewater, field researcher: capitools division (Pareene), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 05:56 (eighteen years ago)

Heveltica Neue or nothing, dude.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 07:44 (eighteen years ago)

i was just hungover and cranky on national radio.

the shower gel DOES NOTHING.

― ken noizewater, field researcher: capitools division (Pareene), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 13:17 (eighteen years ago)

Hey there was tentative plan to do Asylum (or, say, BEDROCK BILLIARDS) to watch our favorite blogger get drunk on CNN tonight. . . any ppls interested in said plan?

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 14:12 (eighteen years ago)

http://img474.imageshack.us/img474/971/blogueurkf2.jpg

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 14:34 (eighteen years ago)

I drove through adams morgan today and there are already satellite trucks setting up stuff outside tryst

good lord, nagourney is awful. does he have to be such a damn miserable sad sack about everything? I mean, milbank is cynical but the guy is at least funny and seems to relish the ridiculousness of it all.

brian! that is great!

― dar1a g (daria g), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 14:35 (eighteen years ago)

I am sort of bummed out (here's my cynical side) that we won't get to see George Allen make a presidential run with the slogan "Team America"

― dar1a g (daria g), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 14:37 (eighteen years ago)

Hahaha I totally want that shirt, Brian!

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 14:37 (eighteen years ago)

xxxp - well, aside from telling us at 4 that load-in was at 6, finding out when we got there that we'd been moved from 3rd to 2nd on the bill and my mic not working until the last song, great. four drink tickets each! also there is a bitchin fish fry place two blocks away.

i gotta go perform my civic duty after work but i may be in touch re: drinkin after.

― what does it mean “hockey sticks”? (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 14:38 (eighteen years ago)

hahahahaha

― ken noizewater, field researcher: capitools division (Pareene), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 14:44 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah sorry we missed the Boys Life reunion, bros

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 14:47 (eighteen years ago)

haha someone mentioned boys life during b. butler's set and he was like "boys life was a bunch of fags"

― what does it mean “hockey sticks”? (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 14:58 (eighteen years ago)

yeah their 2nd full length was called Departures and Landfalls and I stopped paying attention to them after that. If you ever run into Brandon Butler though ask him about living in KCMO. I don't know if he was shitting us or not, but he lived near this lady whom he claimed owned alligators that lived indoors and he had to feed them. . . ?

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 15:02 (eighteen years ago)

I have ~9 beers in the fridge, no work to do today, and its going to be like 90 and sunny here.

Who wants to take bets on either drunkeness or set the over/under for beers consumed by this guy (points at self with underemployed thumbs) today?

Also - I must dispute the "Don't fruit the beer" man law. Corona and Tecate are almost MADE to be consumed avec limes.

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 18:34 (eighteen years ago)

Also - Enter the Dragon is on HBO. I am not moving for at least two hours.

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 18:37 (eighteen years ago)

I am anti beer-fruiting, and I am sick of removing citrus wedges from my wheat beers like I ordered an iced tea.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

I dunno if Asylum disenfranchisement FAP is a good idea, beer + my country going round the bowl and down the hole thanks to the worst IT project ever forced on the American people ever is probably a good way to wind up pathological

― LISTEN U TURBO CROUTON (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah in the 2004 election we had a party that got real sad real quick when it became apparent that Kerry was gonna lose. Depress-o-rama.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 18:57 (eighteen years ago)

Well at least with Kerry losing was explicable. DC Insider vs. Incumbent.
This year I won't be able to help chalking any and all unwanted results up to the inevitable "Government + Komputors =
http://www.marvelfamily.com/images/logos-comics/InfiniteCrisis_logo.gif

― LISTEN U TURBO CROUTON (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 19:10 (eighteen years ago)

Also when did Wonder Woman get really, really bad fake titties?
http://comicsmedia.ign.com/comics/image/article/598/598330/infinite-crisis-guide-20050526033619952-000.jpg

― LISTEN U TURBO CROUTON (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 19:12 (eighteen years ago)

boo new company policy means i must take online sexual harrassment prevention course ;_;

is it because my officemate and i call each other "sugartits"?

― what does it mean “hockey sticks”? (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 19:14 (eighteen years ago)

When did (ANY COMIC BOOK/VIDEO GAME CHARACTER WHO IS FEMALE HERE) get really, really bad fake titties?

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 19:15 (eighteen years ago)

woah. HI DERE WONDER WOMANS YOUR ROPE IS MAGIKAL AND GOLDENZ

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 19:17 (eighteen years ago)

i still can't believe voting is this fucked up by the way.

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 19:18 (eighteen years ago)

Your search - busty orphan annie - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:

* Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
* Try different keywords.
* Try more general keywords.
* Try fewer keywords.

^^^ only exception

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 19:19 (eighteen years ago)

Computer coloring in comic books has really gotten out of control w/ the light effects. Gradients like woah.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 19:21 (eighteen years ago)

Wonder Woman looks angry. I think she's mad at me.

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 19:21 (eighteen years ago)

John has a tattoo of a woman in a bikini on his upper arm. When John flexes his bicep, the woman seems to move in a sexually provocative way. Andrea finds the tattoo disgusting and files a harassment complaint with the human resources department. John believes that he has a First Amendment right to display his tattoo.

What should the human resources department do to resolve the conflict?

A. Transfer Andrea to another department
B. Have John wear a shirt that covers the tattoo
C. Require John to have his tattoo removed
D. Have John wear a patch that covers the tattoo

― what does it mean “hockey sticks”? (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 19:25 (eighteen years ago)

Have John wear a patch covering the tattoo. The patch should have message printed on it regarding Andrea's frigidity.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 19:27 (eighteen years ago)

John is such a turbo.

― ken noizewater, field researcher: capitools division (Pareene), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 19:28 (eighteen years ago)

When John flexes his bicep, the woman seems to move in a sexually provocative way.

http://www.rit.edu/~cgs2794/files/pub/crappers/wtf.jpg

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 19:29 (eighteen years ago)

Liz frequently wears “low rise” jeans. When she bends over, her thong underwear is visible. Alfonso tells her how hot she is and makes comments about her underwear. Liz finds Alfonso’s behavior offensive and contacts the human resources department.

Could Liz’s choice of clothing imply that she welcomes Alfonso’s behavior?

― what does it mean “hockey sticks”? (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 19:30 (eighteen years ago)

Lisa and Patti work in an all-female department of a large company where the conversation often revolves around men and sex. The next five questions will explore some of their “hot” topics of conversation.

― what does it mean “hockey sticks”? (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 19:30 (eighteen years ago)

When John flexes his bicep, the woman seems to move in a sexually provocative way.

http://www.cs.indiana.edu/~jfrens/pete-and-pete/pictures/petunia.jpg

― what does it mean “hockey sticks”? (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 19:32 (eighteen years ago)

I still don't get it. I thought that only happened in cartoons? So when he flexes his bicep, she jiggles her boobs? John should be put in tattoo jail for having a dumb tattoo. Don't even get me started on Lisa and Patty.

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 19:34 (eighteen years ago)

When he flexes his bicep she takes her dress off. It's pretty amazing, actually.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 19:38 (eighteen years ago)

Could Liz’s choice of clothing imply that she welcomes Alfonso’s behavior?

Surprisingly according to course the answer to this is YES?

― what does it mean “hockey sticks”? (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 19:38 (eighteen years ago)

Wait, really?

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

Some courts have ruled that employees who wear provocative, tight, or revealing clothes may be found to be “welcoming” sexual comments or advances. Employees do not have the right to wear whatever they want to wear at work or to employer-sponsored events if company policy determines certain clothing to be inappropriate. Liz’s thong-revealing outfits might be considered proof that she welcomes sex-related comments.

― what does it mean “hockey sticks”? (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 19:43 (eighteen years ago)

^^^^ UH

― what does it mean “hockey sticks”? (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 19:43 (eighteen years ago)

Absolutely. While it doesn't absolve Al's behavior, there is at least some element of contributory fault to that equation.

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 19:45 (eighteen years ago)

As in professional basketball and lacrosse parties, so in the workplace?

― LISTEN U TURBO CROUTON (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 19:46 (eighteen years ago)

Also BLAM I know that's the law but let's not go about agreeing with it.
Maybe I drive a small car instead of an SUV - this does not make anybody who hits my vehicle less liable for my hospital bills. Whatta lotta busheet.

― LISTEN U TURBO CROUTON (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 19:48 (eighteen years ago)

(ok cars are regulated for impact safety by a federal body, low-rise jeans not rated by federal bodies for anything CF LOVELY EXPERIENCE IN 51ST STATE THIS SUNDAY WTF but still that is heavily dumb)

― LISTEN U TURBO CROUTON (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 19:50 (eighteen years ago)

No, that's a true point - but you have to admit that, by driving a smaller car which can absorb less damage than a larger one or behaving in a way that creates a sexually-charged situation (wearing clothing that is revealing/suggestive, etc.), you are at least accepting that you are in a situation that might expose you to more harm than otherwise.

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 19:52 (eighteen years ago)

(Also haha maybe that should read "federal bodies are not rated for low-rise jeans" zing on civil servants do you see what I did there)

― LISTEN U TURBO CROUTON (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 19:52 (eighteen years ago)

Don't shoot the messenger, that's just the lovely precedent of our centuries-long American tradition of the fucked up intersection between sexuality and authority. They might as well be straight with women about that.

On Halloween I saw a little kid with a Batman costume on, the kid was probably about six years old, holding onto his mommy's hand, and I noticed the shirt part of the costume had, like, grotesquely defined adult-shaped pectoral and abdominal muscles molded into the shirt??! I am so fucking glad that was not going on when I was little.

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 19:52 (eighteen years ago)

Seriously - I greatly prefer the Adam West Batman to the Christian Bale model.

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 19:55 (eighteen years ago)

ok, no more after this one: In a misguided attempt to tell the world he is not Muslim, Marco posts a sticker on his company truck that is derogatory to the Islamic faith.

Is it appropriate for Marco to display such a sticker on his company truck?

― what does it mean “hockey sticks”? (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 20:02 (eighteen years ago)

Wait, why did the rumor that Marco is muslim start anyway?

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 20:02 (eighteen years ago)

Agreed, Tracer. Its like the unspoken rule in the NFL that, 9 times out of 10, the guy that hits back after being suckerpunched gets in trouble.

Women walk a fine, fine line in the workplace if they want to display their sexuality in any way. I, for one, would probably not have the guts to do so - I would be wearing outfits that were as unsexy-as-possible. Like long underwear under long sleeve shirts and pant suits all the time.

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 20:03 (eighteen years ago)

that woman at the 51st state was sitting with not-quite-turbos and her entire ass was hanging out. She was way too old for that.

xpost that's not true at all, re: suckerpunches. CF last night's kneeing incident.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 20:04 (eighteen years ago)

oh right, shoulda mentioned that Marco is a Sikh.

― what does it mean “hockey sticks”? (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 20:05 (eighteen years ago)

9 times out of 10, AM. Last night represents the 10th.

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 20:05 (eighteen years ago)

No, it really doesn't.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 20:08 (eighteen years ago)

But I'm not going to argue with a messenger spreadin the law gospels abouts how women need to wear burkas to go to the office.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 20:08 (eighteen years ago)

Dude, Ally - can you present a counter, please? Instead of just contradicting? I'm bored as fuck at home and I need an argument.

I'm not saying that women need to wear burkas. Women can do what the fuck they want. But, were I a woman, I would not want to enter into a question like the one ZR posted. Just leave that out of the work environment, thank you very much.

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 20:14 (eighteen years ago)

Women are pretty much guarenteed some form of harassment and or condescending behavior, whether they wear thongs or not, to the office or elsewhere. This doesn't mean that an evolved human being like Z. should have to take a test that sounds like it was worded by an adolescent start-up internet company.

― Mary (Mary), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 20:19 (eighteen years ago)

also I want to know, if Zach and his coworkers can actually pass the test, why do they need HR?

― LISTEN U TURBO CROUTON (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 20:22 (eighteen years ago)

WE DIDNT START THE FIRE YO

http://www.avatune.com/pics/260205138.jpg

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 20:22 (eighteen years ago)

Mary, entirely agreed. As a pure subordinate in my career right now, I am also open to condescention at every turn, but at least the harassment is something I don't ever have to deal with.

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 20:26 (eighteen years ago)

thx mary. i mean as phenomenally stupid as all this is, the idea that there are people out there who would, you know, actually NEED to be reminded of this stuff ('cept for the thong thing, which even if legally correct is fucking moronic) is waaaaaay lamer.

sorry to be all eris here dudes.

― what does it mean “hockey sticks”? (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

I'll jump on the apology bandwagon, too. I'm a little pent up over here - too much time spent around the house.

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

What's the beer countdown down to, BLAM?

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 20:31 (eighteen years ago)

EQUAL EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITY VIII

(Zack is idly wandering through a fluorescent-lit cubicle farm. Suddenly, battle music plays. Fast zoom on the back of Zack's head)

Thongs appear!
A Tattoo appears!
A Hot Conversation appears!

> Attack
> Magic
> Flee
> Report To Supervisor

― LISTEN U TURBO CROUTON (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 20:33 (eighteen years ago)

haha

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 20:34 (eighteen years ago)

Magic.

Only one beer with lunch thus far.

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 20:37 (eighteen years ago)

guys did anyone read CityPaper this week? They're against sex and dating now. Crazy shit.

http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/display.php?id=236&navCenterTopImg

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 20:40 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, one of their periodic writer-is-an-asshole-who-bitches-about-stuff-that-everyone-else-manages-just-fine stories.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 20:49 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.knitemare.org/cats/270907180_0273cec806.jpg

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 20:53 (eighteen years ago)

why is the woman in the city paper carticle wearing nothing but scanty underpants and not even a blanket while the dude is A) exiled from bed B) bundled up?? Confusing women-are-teasy-whores graphic from bitter bastards shocker.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 20:55 (eighteen years ago)

I sat behind her on the bed and started to knead her ass. Lust descended on me like a sickness; I almost felt like vomiting. As the massage went on, though, I began to appreciate it on its own merits. I’d never been able to admire a girl’s ass without the simultaneous distraction of being hilt-deep in it. On a purely aesthetic level, it was spectacular. Before long, my erection had gotten so painfully intense that it felt like it was going to explode.

But as I was about to ease her underwear down, she turned and said, “Lie down here and let’s just talk for a while.”

I was shocked. Talk? We’d been talking all night. The only thing I wanted to do even less than talk was to pretend that I wanted to talk. Her request was almost certainly one of token resistance—perhaps something to make her feel like she hadn’t given it all up at once—but it was one hoop too many.

I refused. There was a moment of silence, and then she asked, “What?”

“I don’t want to talk. I have no interest in talking right now.”

She seemed to consider this. “Then you can’t stay in bed with me,” she said.

I rolled off the bed and lay on the floor. It was childish and petty, but I didn’t see any alternative. What was I supposed to do, lie there and talk about the weather until she deigned to open the gates? I suppose the hard-boiled thing to do would have been to put my shoes on and walk out. But it was late, I was tired and drunk, and I’m ashamed to admit that I still clung to some shred of hope that she’d drop her bluff.

No such luck. I lay on the floor as she lay on the bed. She gave me a couple more chances to repent, but I refused.

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 20:57 (eighteen years ago)

BTW Ally that cat rules

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 21:00 (eighteen years ago)

Guys let's not repost badly written softcore from City Paper writers ever again.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 21:03 (eighteen years ago)

babelfish makes everything better... and switches genders.

I sat down behind it on the bed and started to mix his ass. Covetousness is descended on me like a disease; I almost smelled myself like the vomiting. While the massage continued, although, I started to appreciate it on his own merits. I not ever been able to admire the ass of a girl without simultaneous distraction to be handle-deep in it. On a purely aesthetic level, it was spectacular. Before long, my construction had become so much painfully intense that it felts as it was going to burst. But because I was about to relieve his underclothing to the bottom, it turned and said, "lie down here and left us maintenance right during one moment." I was shocked. Maintenance? Speaking all during the night to us. The only thing that I wanted to make even less than maintenance was to pretend that I wanted to speak. Its request was almost certainly one of resistance symbolic system -- perhaps something to create its sensation as it had not very given it to the top immediately -- but it was a circle a too great number. I refused. One moment ago of silence, and then it asked, "what?" "I do not want to speak. I do not have any interest while speaking in this moment." It seemed to consider this. "then you cannot remain in the bed with me," it said. I fell the bed and the configuration on the floor. It was childish and small, but I did not see any alternative. There which did I was suppose to make, be and to speak about surviving until it condescended to open the doors? I suppose that the thing lasts to make would have been to put my shoes above and goes outside. _ but it be late, I be tire and drunk, and I have shame to admit that I me hang always with a certain scrap of hope that it drop tomber its bluff. A no such chance. I extend on the floor while it extend on the bed. It gave me a couple more chances of repentance, but I refused.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 21:04 (eighteen years ago)

oops sorry ally

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 21:04 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha "my construction"

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 21:04 (eighteen years ago)

I be tire and drunk, and I have shame to admit that I me hang always with a certain scrap of hope that it drop tomber its bluff.

SORRY ALLY I MAKE IT UP 2 U

http://grza.net/GIS/Jumping%20Cat.jpg

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 21:09 (eighteen years ago)

http://img1.travelblog.org/Photos/14193/63636/f/377776-A-Burmese-kitten-jumping-at-the-cat-temple-0.jpg

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 21:10 (eighteen years ago)

WAU!!!!!!!!!!

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 21:17 (eighteen years ago)

Nice 1994 alt-weekly story, City Paper! Like bitter dumped bastards ever leave the house anymore.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 21:19 (eighteen years ago)

BRITNEY/K-FED SPLIT: THE ULTIMATE NOVEMBER SURPRISE?

― what does it mean “hockey sticks”? (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 21:34 (eighteen years ago)

I KNOW, RIGHT! I JUST HEARD!

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 22:02 (eighteen years ago)

I don't know if I'm more astounded by the Britney/K-Fed split or the monk shooting kittens out of his crotch.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 22:04 (eighteen years ago)

whoa whoa Brits and K-Fed SPLIT!!!!??? Nikki is going to be so pissed

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 22:06 (eighteen years ago)

Hey anyone want to tell me some exit poll data so I can turn off the computer and go home?

― dar1a g (daria g), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 22:15 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.avantnews.com/modules/news/article.php?storyid=281

― LISTEN U TURBO CROUTON (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 22:56 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.wonkette.com/politics/exit-polls/network-news-guy-tells-wonkette-these-numbers-are-best-ive-seen-213129.php

these are good, the rest are (mostly) bullshit

― ken noizewater, field researcher: capitools division (Pareene), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 23:37 (eighteen years ago)

I read that City Paper article at Sparky's. The people at the booth behind me were also reading it aloud. Next I want to read their article about College Park that Aman. recommended to me.

― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 00:07 (eighteen years ago)

at this point I dunno, I won't count on anything 'til I know for sure that Karl Rove hasn't pulled six million new evangelical voters out of his ass

I am supposed to go w/a friend to DCCC results watching party, I wonder if they lost my rsvp. that would be a treat. in such case we'll just have to wander around the hill with open containers, you know, maybe soap the windows at teh Congress and stuff

― dar1a g (daria g), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 00:20 (eighteen years ago)

jesus christ

― ken noizewater, field researcher: capitools division (Pareene), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 14:32 (eighteen years ago)

srsly dude

― what does it mean “hockey sticks”? (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 14:38 (eighteen years ago)

I was really expecting to be disappointed this morning.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 14:45 (eighteen years ago)

But we still have to wait for MT and VA, right?

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 14:57 (eighteen years ago)

I'M HUNGOVER, THANSK DEMOCRATS

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 15:19 (eighteen years ago)

yeah i was up til 2:30 drinkin wine and feelin fine.

― what does it mean “hockey sticks”? (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 15:23 (eighteen years ago)

and while it's not even close to impossible for mt and va to go rep. on final tally/recount, they are somewhat outside the margins where that tends to happen. va more than mt, obvs.

― what does it mean “hockey sticks”? (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 15:24 (eighteen years ago)

Why did Allen give a psuedo confession speech last night only to do the "WE'RE GONNA ASK FOR A RECOUNT, NOT OVER TIL IT'S OVER" bullshit this morning? CONFUSING. Was he just tired? What a pussy.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 15:29 (eighteen years ago)

MT can't go to a recount unless the margin is less than 0.25% it's around 0.5% now

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 15:31 (eighteen years ago)

I didn't hear a word of concession in Macaca Man's remarks last night, and neither did the barful of obnoxious 30-year-old Brooklyn Dems.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 15:33 (eighteen years ago)

this election will keep going until we all die

― ken noizewater, field researcher: capitools division (Pareene), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 15:33 (eighteen years ago)

no, there's no concession...yet. but dude's fucked. i take back everything i ever said to dave mocking him for moving to virginia.

― what does it mean “hockey sticks”? (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 15:36 (eighteen years ago)

ok more like i take back about 40%. let's not get crazy here.

― what does it mean “hockey sticks”? (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 15:36 (eighteen years ago)

this election will keep going until we all die
-- ken noizewater, field researcher: capitools division (etc.ale...), November 8th, 2006.

That's what I'm afraid of.

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 15:41 (eighteen years ago)

Alex, what were the final drink totals from "Night Of A Thousand Bloggers"?

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 15:42 (eighteen years ago)

liberals drank more than conservatives, tho most still stuck to water and coffee. i had 10,000 beers, then went home and drank a bottle of rye.

drunk middle-aged lady bloggers be hittin' on wonkette.

― ken noizewater, field researcher: capitools division (Pareene), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 15:54 (eighteen years ago)

Someone just asked me to my face, as I am sitting behind a desk in front of a computer underneath a sign that says "Children's" -- "Is anybody working here today in the children's department?"

― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 16:16 (eighteen years ago)

Morbius get off this fucking thread.

http://static.flickr.com/116/292268372_8031f05c73.jpg
^^ Ed I give you kudos.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 16:29 (eighteen years ago)

ZR: he definitely didn't concede, very late last night he gave this weird "And you too, Scarecrow" speech, oddly depressed and then was like "Good night" and left. It was totally weird???? What I'm saying is to wake up this morning with the mad recount fire is retarded after giving such a ho-hummy oh well we suck speech.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 16:31 (eighteen years ago)

someone on the LNS boards called do make say think "face-melting."

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 16:32 (eighteen years ago)

GLUH? zorb!

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 16:35 (eighteen years ago)

hmm, can kudos cure the flu? Prince Charles' beetroot an dill soup hasn't worked.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 16:37 (eighteen years ago)

oh no ally i know. but "retarded" has been the overriding theme of allen's campaign so it's just par for the course. still, a 6,000+ margin isn't just going to go away, recount votes all you want (and they will).

― what does it mean “hockey sticks”? (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 16:39 (eighteen years ago)

haha man my precoffee and postcoffee election thoughts are so different. before = "well, it's really too early to say anything definitive," after = "THEY'RE DEAD THEY'RE FUCKING DEAD WE KILLED THEM"

― what does it mean “hockey sticks”? (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 16:48 (eighteen years ago)

kudos cure neither the flu nor hangovers, I think :(

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 16:49 (eighteen years ago)

hey zack where/what you wanna eat? im in for anything but greek deli.

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 16:54 (eighteen years ago)

not even when they're coming from this fiesty little fella?

http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/4281/tynan6in.gif

― what does it mean “hockey sticks”? (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 16:54 (eighteen years ago)

you FA dudes should go to couscous cafe on 20th, it is great

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 16:56 (eighteen years ago)

NO HUNANS????????????????????????????????

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 16:59 (eighteen years ago)

wow, that was awesome

on the hill = lots of young dems all dressed up. a few where, you think, this is why they had to write up intern dress codes.. lots of open bars and lots of news cameras. everyone goes crazy when webb/allen results come up on cnn, and then emanuel, schumer, reid, pelosi come out to speak (speeches were fairly lame although nobody cared, emanuel was on point.. and seemed to be losing his voice..)

― dar1a g (daria g), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:05 (eighteen years ago)

why oh why don't I work near hunan. i'm starving.

hey did adam nagourney figure out a way to talk about why democrats are nervous and feel like losers again?

― dar1a g (daria g), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:14 (eighteen years ago)

UH why the long faces?

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:14 (eighteen years ago)

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:58 (eighteen years ago)

WHY MUCH NEWS ON DAY WHEN HEAD HURT

― ken noizewater, field researcher: capitools division (Pareene), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 19:08 (eighteen years ago)

hahahahahahahahahahahaha funniest day ever. Never forget

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 19:12 (eighteen years ago)

RE: Top 20 DC Area Private Schools
Posted By: reality on 11-08-2006 2:37 pm

I’ve never met a guy from Maret or GDS who a)wasn’t jewish or b)whose hairstyle looked like disheveled pubic hair

ZING

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 19:14 (eighteen years ago)

does reality know that what he just said was "I've never met a guy from Maret or GDS whose hairstyle looked like disheveled pubic hair"???

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 19:14 (eighteen years ago)

(i imagine this poster means "didnt look like" for part b)

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 19:14 (eighteen years ago)

http://cache.wonkette.com/assets/resources/2006/11/wikipediagraves.jpg
^^ Also this is hysterical, kudos to you Alex

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 19:15 (eighteen years ago)

his next post corrects...

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 19:15 (eighteen years ago)

plus I got my WOWOUT WOWEEZOWEE TODAY HELLO PERFECT LONG CAR DRIVE CD UP TO PENNSYLVANIA THIS WEEKEND WHERE I WILL GO AND BLAST FALSE SCORPOION 2 BILLIONZ TIMES

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 19:17 (eighteen years ago)

today is awesome.

WZ reish = XD
elections obv. = XD
rumsfeld outttt = XD
morphius studio done (aka locale of next FAs album recordage) = XD
boss gone = XD

what else could go right? WHAT ELSE, I ASK?

― what does it mean “hockey sticks”? (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 19:19 (eighteen years ago)

Are y'all doin yr new recordings by yrselves in yr practice space?

Also:

False Scorpions, also called Pseudoscorpions, are small arachnids (rarely more than 3-4 mm long), related to the true scorpions, spiders and mites. They resemble scorpions in having the terminal segments of the palps modified into relatively large pincers for catching prey, but they lack the stinging tail of true scorpions and are completely harmless. Those found indoors, often among undisturbed books and papers, are perhaps the only species generally noticed and sometimes called 'book scorpions'.

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 19:21 (eighteen years ago)

i think we're gonna have the same dude record us in this new balt space

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 19:27 (eighteen years ago)

false scorpions are pretty cool. no velvet ants, but they ain't bad.

no no next album will be recorded @ this studio that was just built by morphius records of baltimore (they are bunch of fuckin bros). we were pretty sure it was never going to happen because they've been building it for like seventy years and shit kept going wrong. this would've presented a problem because the home studio where we did stuff last time is no longer an option since the guy whose house we recorded at got divorced and moved out. this way we can work w/the engineer we used last time only we can do basic tracking to 2" tape instead of digitally. will be sexcellent.

― what does it mean “hockey sticks”? (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 19:27 (eighteen years ago)

Awesomeness can't wait! Title of punk song that I don't know! Let's Fuck Ourselves! That slow one! That other one that sounds like Drive Like Jehu meets King Tubby! Just kidding! I'm so happy! About everything! Someone take away! My punctuation!

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 19:31 (eighteen years ago)

What's the ETA on the next album, FAs?

So, not to be an asshole, but 80 and sunny makes the underemployment tolerable, I gotta tell ya.

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v56/captainkasunic/donaldtheshitter.jpg

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 20:21 (eighteen years ago)

ZR said may-june today while we were at lunch. i predict similar timing to this year's album (september 1?) with fewer delays in getting artwork finished...

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 20:45 (eighteen years ago)

Morbius get off this fucking thread.

-- Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyza...) (webmail), Today 11:29 AM. (allyzay) (later) (link)

Can you guys please just stop fighting? Let's agree that BOTH of you are EQUALLY good at meeting men on the internet.

― manute lol (sanskrit), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 21:10 (eighteen years ago)

uh zing?

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 21:13 (eighteen years ago)

2.7

― what does it mean “hockey sticks”? (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 21:14 (eighteen years ago)

http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0VgDrAkYbhcu92tbxFugwL4AV*1jUrEPtB*Byr4kev115rlYcHXmyNWBrBH1Cigt2OLAxbeMO9YtWB8PTySRiLEnF7yoaN6KJ7ssy156S*4SqeViVSzo*kxLPdjU!VjNc/Pirate-Cat-Portrait.jpg

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 21:14 (eighteen years ago)

A) people who don't live in $city trolling city threads for no apparent reason: waht?
b) sanskrit: why are you the worst zinger of the noize board? it's kind of sad but i think i give points for continuing to try.
c) that cat: photoshopped?

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 21:17 (eighteen years ago)

a) bored at work?
b) he's not very clever?
c) obvs.

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 21:20 (eighteen years ago)

a) me too but i spend my time reading espn.com and chattin with my new roommate instead
b) harsh, bro
c) :(

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 21:21 (eighteen years ago)

a) no social skills
b) not really, sis, dude's a tool
c) i know but it was the best GIS "pirate kitty"

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 21:22 (eighteen years ago)

a) you might be onto something but i just don't get the interest in reading a thread that is nothing but in-jokes and party plans of a clique. this is also why i am not as fascinated by lns as everyone else here i think :\
b) TOOL, man now that IS harsh. i mean sanskrit seems nice, can't help it if dude's a little "Huk-L" with the zinging.
c) check it out these are infant kitties:
http://www.fozboot.com/pix/morgana-kittens.jpg

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 21:25 (eighteen years ago)

a) yeah no shit! don't understand this at all
b) there is no try, only do. also dude was a major player on the IM the librarian thread=lame
c) I see you and raise you a

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_nov2004/CatBrush.jpg

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 21:27 (eighteen years ago)

a) i find lns boring save for when they freak out over al3x, then i find them funny and stupid.
b) m and sanskrit have longstanding beef.
c) i have no cat pictures to offer at this juncture.

― what does it mean “hockey sticks”? (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 21:29 (eighteen years ago)

1. whatevs, i want them to be more brotastic like ed and dan is all. you can come hang but you gotta be cool.
2. oh yeah, i don't even remember that thread. it was kind of lame though, from what i recall.
3. holy damn that is fantastic. this little dude would like to play you some chemical brothers.
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/Matted_Prints/MP_FN00414~DJ-Cat-Posters.jpg

xpost
2. ohhhh i did not know of this long-standing beef. my only beef with sanskrit (and like 2 other noizers) is their peaked interest with morbius and i "fighting" which is more like morbius "Huk-El zinging" and me replying "go away creepy old man", which admittedly isn't really a beef re: sanskrit so much as it is confusion.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 21:31 (eighteen years ago)

wait who has a long standing beef with sanskrit? morbius? not me.

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 21:32 (eighteen years ago)

a) I mainly come for the cats
b) this is impenetrable
c) sloths are also acceptable:

http://uts.cc.utexas.edu/~gilbert/teaching/zoo369/lec6graphics/sloth.jpg

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 21:33 (eighteen years ago)

http://linn.img.jugem.jp/20060524_180631.jpg
^^^ he is the one with the beef with sanskrit.

xpost whoa that sloth is freak-kay.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 21:34 (eighteen years ago)

http://members.shaw.ca/pelorian/rrcjail.jpg
^^^ haha waht

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 21:36 (eighteen years ago)

I would like more non-photographic representations of cats on this thread. Example below.

http://pbskids.org/lions/lionel/images/gallery/kidart/nina_0302.jpg

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 21:36 (eighteen years ago)

b) hm maybe "y'all don't really like each other much" is a better way of stating the situation.

― what does it mean “hockey sticks”? (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

http://members.shaw.ca/pelorian/flp04.jpg
^^ otm little dudes

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 21:39 (eighteen years ago)

No one, it seems makes little prisoner outfits for sloths

http://critterimages.com/COSTA%20RICA/Images/large-sloth-image.jpg

or hedgehogs

http://www.daisymeadows.com/hhimg/emeril.jpg

we must tell

http://waxidermy.com/images/sina.jpg

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 21:40 (eighteen years ago)

oh okay yeah i don't even remember what it was. my new years resolution=no arguing on ilx about ANYTHING.

Here's the story of GOLDEN EGGS

http://www.saigan.com/kidscorner/creations/gitanj1.jpg

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 21:40 (eighteen years ago)

http://members.shaw.ca/pelorian/flp01.jpg

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 21:41 (eighteen years ago)

oh btw pete - check this shit out - from s3ntiment chick via lamespace bulletin:

subj: k8ie is sad she is losing her job

I liked my job and I liked my boss, the current speaker, and will be sad to have to start the job hunt again. This may be partially motivated by the fact it took 4 months to find this job, which is about as long as I've been here..but not entirely motivated by that.
I'll be unhappy today but I'm glad for people who took the time to be informed and vote and wont resent anyone for having things turn out the way they did. I don't talk about politics...ever really unless i'm at work but I guess my one thought is that I think people too easily follow the political affiliation to which they are accustomed. It's hard not to but as someone who's fairly moderate and, I think, very fair I just hope people consider what they're voting for other than political parties...not that it matters as much now that parties are gravitating towards the center.

so congrats to everyone else since i don't think i have one republican friend on my myspace. :)

― what does it mean “hockey sticks”? (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 21:44 (eighteen years ago)

http://members.shaw.ca/pelorian/chkunta.jpg
^^^^ most awesome thing

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 21:44 (eighteen years ago)

OHMYCHRIST. Nice cats. Also the Onion today

"If this is what you want, America, fine," Carey continued. "But if you don't like them, then you can suck my fucking dick, because this is it—no more veggie crisps after this. None. You hear me? None."

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

http://members.shaw.ca/pelorian/chchase.jpg

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 21:47 (eighteen years ago)

xpost i will console her

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 21:47 (eighteen years ago)

http://members.shaw.ca/pelorian/nccig.jpg
creepin' out the dc thread

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 21:49 (eighteen years ago)

is that TOMBOT?

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 21:49 (eighteen years ago)

ok you didn't even know him when he wore all those stupid ass Hawaiian shirts, word musta got around.

http://members.shaw.ca/pelorian/ncrock2.jpg
TRANVESTITISM

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 21:50 (eighteen years ago)

DENNIS FUCKING HASTERT, PETE. GET YR DICK OUT OF YR HEART

― what does it mean “hockey sticks”? (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 21:50 (eighteen years ago)

zr OTM

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

kittyz playin a paul mccartney bass

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 21:55 (eighteen years ago)

http://members.shaw.ca/pelorian/flb04.jpg
^^ i find this one...disquieting.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 21:57 (eighteen years ago)

o noes little bunny foo foo!

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 22:00 (eighteen years ago)

bunny dead. kitty knife bunny, make bunny kibble.

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 22:02 (eighteen years ago)

http://members.shaw.ca/pelorian/flk03.jpg
^^^ last one, they ruin it for everyone. dummies.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 22:03 (eighteen years ago)

http://img65.imageshack.us/img65/8217/dummiesoc1.jpg

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 22:18 (eighteen years ago)

brian that's amazing

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 22:31 (eighteen years ago)

yep. Rumsfeld especially

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 22:33 (eighteen years ago)

best to imagine them singing "Memories"

http://mirrorimageorigin.collegepublisher.com:80/media/paper410/stills/ej6r80zc.jpg

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 22:34 (eighteen years ago)

was trying to find a better image of Santorum but GIS was a bad option.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 22:37 (eighteen years ago)

Guys is this sentence absolutely terrible:

Despite an abundance of published principles, guidelines and methodologies being readily available, the distillation of collected data on threats, assets, impacts and countermeasures into actionable forms and the final decision making processes remain completely up to the imagination of people who may or may not possess the bare minimum of technical knowledge needed to properly evaluate their systems, threat environment, available countermeasures, or other circumstances that weigh on the risk management equation.

― LISTEN U TURBO CROUTON (TOMBOT), Thursday, 9 November 2006 00:06 (eighteen years ago)

god yes. I've been at it for too long.

― LISTEN U TURBO CROUTON (TOMBOT), Thursday, 9 November 2006 00:07 (eighteen years ago)

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h191/curion123/m60/mmss3z/d3/14.gif

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 9 November 2006 00:42 (eighteen years ago)

http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/9996/santorumfi3.jpg

― ken noizewater, field researcher: capitools division (Pareene), Thursday, 9 November 2006 04:03 (eighteen years ago)

http://jj.am/gallery/d/7081-1/cat2.gif

― am0n (am0n), Thursday, 9 November 2006 05:10 (eighteen years ago)

it's Viktor & Rolf collection launch at H&M today!

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 9 November 2006 12:57 (eighteen years ago)

omg santorum's son is like the most pathetic kid ever!

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 9 November 2006 14:31 (eighteen years ago)

as said on other thread: that shit (santorum pic) is totally Arbus.

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Thursday, 9 November 2006 14:36 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, Viktor & Rolf.. I sent myself a reminder.. but didn't have time this morning. maybe after work. where is it, Metro Center? tyson's as well?

― dar1a g (daria g), Thursday, 9 November 2006 15:37 (eighteen years ago)

http://scoopsnoodle.com/lix/santorum5.jpg
^^^ hahaha

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 9 November 2006 16:04 (eighteen years ago)

LOL @ wayne

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Thursday, 9 November 2006 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

(xp) Dunno about Tyson's, but I got to Metro Center about 5 minutes before they opened and there was a 3/4 block line. They had all the stuff right up front, but weren't carrying the whole men's collection (no shoes ;_;). All the men's stuff except for the large sizes was sold out in the first 10 minutes, it looked like the women's stuff was stocked much better and there was a lot still on the racks when I left. At least I got the trenchcoat I was after, but those were the first to go.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 9 November 2006 16:08 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.timemachinetoys.com/toypics/addamsfam.JPG

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Thursday, 9 November 2006 16:08 (eighteen years ago)

i need new clothing hella bad. will v&r's teutonisms increase or decrease the general chumpiness of my workplace wardrobe?

― what does it mean “hockey sticks”? (teenagequiet), Thursday, 9 November 2006 16:10 (eighteen years ago)

my dad's pretty much out of 25 yo shirts for me to steal; crisis imminent.

― what does it mean “hockey sticks”? (teenagequiet), Thursday, 9 November 2006 16:11 (eighteen years ago)

yessssss....

http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/8263/trenchhe7.jpg

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 9 November 2006 16:14 (eighteen years ago)

By the way, standing in line for an H&M clothing launch was probably the gayest thing I've done since high school.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 9 November 2006 16:15 (eighteen years ago)

"gayest thing I've done since high school"

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Thursday, 9 November 2006 16:21 (eighteen years ago)

i know thats why you said it cause it was a funny thing to say but i was just thinking of a bunch of funny ways for it to be true

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Thursday, 9 November 2006 16:23 (eighteen years ago)

I take it all this v &r stuff will be for skinny wretches and be gone by the time I drag myself from my sickbed to the west end?

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 9 November 2006 16:23 (eighteen years ago)

re: 3/4 block lines - why? that's absurd. I wonder how many were buying to wear and how many buying to resell?

― dar1a g (daria g), Thursday, 9 November 2006 16:23 (eighteen years ago)

man dudes seriously all i wanna do for the next six years is listen to "black out" on repeat.

also hm i think i am too shlubby for such sleek lines. maybe salv. army would be better.

― what does it mean “hockey sticks”? (teenagequiet), Thursday, 9 November 2006 16:24 (eighteen years ago)

I'm gonna check it out in about an hour, I'll report on the situation.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 9 November 2006 16:25 (eighteen years ago)

man dudes seriously all i wanna do for the next six years is listen to "black out" on repeat.

FUCK YES! That seven inch version! Holy Fuck!

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Thursday, 9 November 2006 16:29 (eighteen years ago)

dear dar1a:

You are just like George W Bush.

*high fives*

xo
Ally

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 9 November 2006 16:41 (eighteen years ago)

You've all changed the political landscape I knew forever

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Thursday, 9 November 2006 17:19 (eighteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/118/293126431_d7ad116cfd_m.jpg

― LISTEN U TURBO CROUTON (TOMBOT), Thursday, 9 November 2006 17:24 (eighteen years ago)

thanks Ally.. I think it's time for me to step away & go have a sandwich. but srsly, it's like damn, dude, why you gotta make yourself miserable and parade it around? there's more to life than this! I mean, I used to think about politics "they're all crooked, nobody is any damn good," but the prob with that idea is not that it's accurate or inaccurate, it's that it's boring. I object. It's like watching football and bitching about how every single guy on the field sucks and the game is worthless - so, why bother?

― dar1a g (daria g), Thursday, 9 November 2006 17:55 (eighteen years ago)

ALL ABOARDZ

http://www.sugar-glider-rescue-railroad.org/images/SGRRlogosm.jpg

http://www.sugar-glider-rescue-railroad.org/

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Thursday, 9 November 2006 18:00 (eighteen years ago)

dar1a:

1) OTM, it's more annoying because it just doesn't ADD anything to the discourse at all.
2) Unless you've gained 30lbs since Sunday, I don't know if you should bother with H&M MetroCenter :\

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 9 November 2006 18:29 (eighteen years ago)

Well done, Brian. Did you get anything else? I can't believe there is such a clamoring for V&R in DC!

I have a vague recollection of seeing something of theirs that I wanted, but I can't remember what it was, so I think I'll stick with the Route 1 Target as the depositor of my paycheck.

Has anyone hit Leesburg Corner Premiere Outlets lately? I have a hankering to do but never seem to feel like wasting a whole day to do so.

― Mary (Mary), Thursday, 9 November 2006 18:39 (eighteen years ago)

I also bought a couple of pairs of underwear, because they were awesome. Between that and the trenchcoat, it's pretty much a full outfit. There were some other shirts and pants I wanted that weren't being carried.

I went to Leesburg outlets last month for the first time and it's pretty good. Williams-Sonoma has some serious deals, Puma did too, Saks outlet sucked, Barney's was OK, I am depressed that the Theory outlet only had women's clothes.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 9 November 2006 18:54 (eighteen years ago)

I also bought a couple of pairs of underwear, because they were awesome. I also bought a couple of pairs of underwear, because they were awesome. I also bought a couple of pairs of underwear, because they were awesome. I also bought a couple of pairs of underwear, because they were awesome. I also bought a couple of pairs of underwear, because they were awesome. I also bought a couple of pairs of underwear, because they were awesome.

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Thursday, 9 November 2006 18:58 (eighteen years ago)

I used to be gaga for the Burberry Outlet, back in my Japanese schoolgirl muffler phase.

― Mary (Mary), Thursday, 9 November 2006 19:01 (eighteen years ago)

yeah whatever Guy don't be jealous just because you don't have underwear

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 9 November 2006 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

I was not too sold on V&R's women's selection at H&M actually. The pants were all unlined (UH? That actually makes them WORSE made than the rest of H&M's women's pants?). There were some dresses, two were cute but in a "So Not Ally" kind of way, but they were pretty and well made and 100% silk. BUT the two other dresses, which were medium-cute on the rack, were made out of the flimsiest, most-see through knit possible. They weren't MEANT to be like that. There was a cute black silk tie-neck blouse but it was only in size XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL at this point. OH! There was a pair of shoes in my size but they weren't particularly nicely made for $100. Brian OTM on the underpants, and the men's coats looked kind of cool.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 9 November 2006 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

I am intrigued by these "Leesburg Outlets" of which you all speak.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 9 November 2006 19:05 (eighteen years ago)

yeah whatever Guy don't be jealous just because you don't have underwear Brian OTM on the underpantsyeah whatever Guy don't be jealous just because you don't have underwear Brian OTM on the underpantsyeah whatever Guy don't be jealous just because you don't have underwear Brian OTM on the underpantsyeah whatever Guy don't be jealous just because you don't have underwear Brian OTM on the underpantsyeah whatever Guy don't be jealous just because you don't have underwear Brian OTM on the underpantsyeah whatever Guy don't be jealous just because you don't have underwear Brian OTM on the underpants

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Thursday, 9 November 2006 19:05 (eighteen years ago)

re: H&M - damn! I totally forgot this morning. I mean.. eh.. maybe things will turn up again later. viktor & rolf isn't my fave label but still, some of the pieces looked really cute. I guess I could try and gain 30lb..

Never been to Leesburg. I don't need to spend the $$ though.. Maybe I could go find the Goodwill instead and hunt for vintage..

― dar1a g (daria g), Thursday, 9 November 2006 19:09 (eighteen years ago)

MW are you trying to write an underworld song

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 9 November 2006 19:11 (eighteen years ago)

Dude "shut" up.

-- Mr. Que. (pelagi...) (webmail), November 9th, 2006 11:12 AM. (Mr.Que) (later) (link)

^^^^ haha *high fives*

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 9 November 2006 19:17 (eighteen years ago)

That "quote" is "funnier" with Dr. M.'s "post" above it.

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Thursday, 9 November 2006 19:20 (eighteen years ago)

Hey DC! I'm still trying to get N3lli3 on here.

I totally forgot about V&R but for those who failed to score, H&M has embarrassing tendency to fall apart sharpish.

― suzy (suzy), Thursday, 9 November 2006 19:21 (eighteen years ago)

I wasn't posting it to make everyone laugh, I was posting it to congratulate you on your wittiness but if it isn't going to be appreciated I'll take myself elsewhere!!

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 9 November 2006 19:24 (eighteen years ago)

Hi Suzy! Do you shop at Primark?

― Mary (Mary), Thursday, 9 November 2006 19:26 (eighteen years ago)

For Ally, they have cheap Burberry and other stuff:

http://www.premiumoutlets.com/outlets/outlet.asp?id=14

― Mary (Mary), Thursday, 9 November 2006 19:27 (eighteen years ago)

Oh sorry "sorry" Ally God I am such a "dickhead" and I'm sorry and now I will really "apologize" with this picture of a cats doing "Swan" Lake

http://data1.blog.de/blog/m/miezen/img/dancing_cats.jpg

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Thursday, 9 November 2006 19:28 (eighteen years ago)

:D :D :D :D

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 9 November 2006 19:31 (eighteen years ago)

what on earth does a Claire's Accessories outlet look like??? Intriguing

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 9 November 2006 19:33 (eighteen years ago)

haha good point.

― Mary (Mary), Thursday, 9 November 2006 19:36 (eighteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/47/145055114_89d0b286b2.jpg?v=0

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Thursday, 9 November 2006 19:38 (eighteen years ago)

is that Jon Williams??

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 9 November 2006 19:43 (eighteen years ago)

maybe. i was trying to flickr dancing cats and I got that.

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Thursday, 9 November 2006 19:44 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.chroniclebooks.com/Chronicle/catalog/0811824152-24152h.gif

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 9 November 2006 19:47 (eighteen years ago)

whoever he is he needs to join the santorum family, possibly licking the eldest daughter.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 9 November 2006 19:48 (eighteen years ago)

OTM

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 9 November 2006 19:49 (eighteen years ago)

RE: 90210
Posted By: nope on 09-28-2006 5:06 pm

steve ended up with the chinese girl. it was a very formulaic move. it’s the same in every movie and tv show — whenever the producers want to show that a loose-cannon type character has “settled down” or “turned over a new leaf” they illustrate this by having him marry a chinese girl. it happened in 90210 with steve, forrest gump with lieutenant dan, etc. etc.

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Thursday, 9 November 2006 19:52 (eighteen years ago)

Is that from the House email list serve?

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Thursday, 9 November 2006 19:56 (eighteen years ago)

LNS

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Thursday, 9 November 2006 19:58 (eighteen years ago)

That is crazy shit

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Thursday, 9 November 2006 19:58 (eighteen years ago)

aw, goodbye George ;_;

http://www.thecostumer.com/upload/football_fanatic.jpg

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 9 November 2006 20:19 (eighteen years ago)

My boss is supposed to be off this week and she's forwarding me shit from her Blackberry--some of which I've already taken care of, some of which I haven't, most of which isn't really that urgent and if it was, hell, she has an out of office thing on her email and people know to come to me--and I hate blackberries now.

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Thursday, 9 November 2006 20:28 (eighteen years ago)

ohhhhhhhh god that is the worst.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 9 November 2006 20:32 (eighteen years ago)

MY NEW JOBBIE IS KINDA HARDIE. KEEPS ME BUSIE.

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 9 November 2006 22:37 (eighteen years ago)

Disco City is totally awesome.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 10 November 2006 05:56 (eighteen years ago)

was it fun last night?

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Friday, 10 November 2006 15:05 (eighteen years ago)

i'm pretty hungover today thanks to pete and his motherfuckin "let's do shots!"

― what does it mean “hockey sticks”? (teenagequiet), Friday, 10 November 2006 15:07 (eighteen years ago)

awesome. it's omlette and hash browns time.

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Friday, 10 November 2006 15:10 (eighteen years ago)

am i the only person with a job today.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 10 November 2006 15:12 (eighteen years ago)

no way yo - im at work

BUT I DO WANNA SHOP WITH U AFTER

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Friday, 10 November 2006 15:12 (eighteen years ago)

ohhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!! ok I thought that you were NOT at work today. that makes the AA thing make more sense.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 10 November 2006 15:13 (eighteen years ago)

i got a job, man. i got a job. hey, this pounding in my head reminds me - who wants to get drinks tonight?

― what does it mean “hockey sticks”? (teenagequiet), Friday, 10 November 2006 15:14 (eighteen years ago)

i'm at work, hi dere

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Friday, 10 November 2006 15:14 (eighteen years ago)

i cant drinkTOO much - i have to go to ashburn VA tomorrow at like 9 to clear out my paintings from my brother's garage - but ill stay out, and get some dunkin donuts coffee on the way

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Friday, 10 November 2006 15:16 (eighteen years ago)

(xp) yeah I was at Bourbon/Disco City for a few hours last night and it was wicked awesome. Heard Peech Boys, D Train, Cerrone, many more. Good crowd. People steady dancing form about 11:30 on.

Also, I should not have had six beers.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 10 November 2006 15:16 (eighteen years ago)

i'll have a beer post six o clock if people want, but like pete i have to hit the road tomorrow am early for PA and pack tonight so yeah. but if people don't want to wait that late it's cool.

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Friday, 10 November 2006 15:18 (eighteen years ago)

UH remember last week? we'll still be out

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Friday, 10 November 2006 15:19 (eighteen years ago)

http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/4281/tynan6in.gif
many xposts but it's really to all of you, my brothers in working today.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 10 November 2006 15:20 (eighteen years ago)

we're goin shoppin first, dude.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 10 November 2006 15:20 (eighteen years ago)

totes

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Friday, 10 November 2006 15:22 (eighteen years ago)

and if any of you who are posting are not working today, then WTF are you doing awake and on the internets?

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 10 November 2006 15:22 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, ok. So. . .same place, yes? Fun times. No KLG, KLG on plane to Chicago. What time? 6:30/7:30/Whenever is cool with me.

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Friday, 10 November 2006 15:22 (eighteen years ago)

i think i got 2 hours of sleep today, i should be in the perfect "buying the entire store" mood by 4pm today.

xpost no not same place, because of women and pete be shopping. probably in gtown??? u should call pete or me (three four seven five two four oh nine three one) when u ready to hit the beer.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 10 November 2006 15:24 (eighteen years ago)

ok koolness.

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Friday, 10 November 2006 15:24 (eighteen years ago)

anyone here wanna see some kate moss softcore porn directed by Mike Figgis? A STORE just e-mailed it to me.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 10 November 2006 15:26 (eighteen years ago)

ONLY AS LONG AS ITS DIRECTED BY MIKE FIGGIS YEAH EXACTLY

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Friday, 10 November 2006 15:28 (eighteen years ago)

listen I don't understand it either.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 10 November 2006 15:29 (eighteen years ago)

Dammit what sort of shopping am I missing? Please find awesome sweaters for me kthx.

Note: I am at work until I have to get on plane. This Chicago trip appears fully booked so I will not gets to FAP w/jaymc et al., but I will be returning next month so hopefully FAPing will happen then.

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 10 November 2006 15:30 (eighteen years ago)

http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k28/Gatsu000/1157082658605.gif

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 10 November 2006 15:45 (eighteen years ago)

the fuck kind of internet do you have over there

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Friday, 10 November 2006 15:48 (eighteen years ago)

I WORK FOR SCIENCE, WE HAVE ALL THE INTERNETS

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 10 November 2006 16:02 (eighteen years ago)

Allyzay works for science

― what does it mean “hockey sticks”? (teenagequiet), Friday, 10 November 2006 16:04 (eighteen years ago)

KRAZY CAT KICTHEN SCIENCE, OBVS

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Friday, 10 November 2006 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

http://sciencecareers.sciencemag.org/ about/ contact

delete spaces cos I don't want to hyperlink directly. THAT KIND OF SCIENCE. WE KNOW CATS AND TOAST.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 10 November 2006 16:08 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, I know where you work, I was just saying, like, how did you even find that?

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Friday, 10 November 2006 16:10 (eighteen years ago)

It's AMAZINGS

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Friday, 10 November 2006 16:10 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, Dan Perry gave it to me.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 10 November 2006 16:11 (eighteen years ago)

haha I like how my "not hyperlinking" totally worked up there. Fuck U ILX

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 10 November 2006 16:12 (eighteen years ago)

ALLYZAY CAT POST OF THE WEEK: WINNER

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Friday, 10 November 2006 16:12 (eighteen years ago)

Ally, that's the Agent Provocateur advert, I do believe.

― suzy (suzy), Friday, 10 November 2006 16:24 (eighteen years ago)

Yes, indeedy it is! I'm not a big fan of some of their newer lines btw, which I guess bully for them and +$1000 in my bank account this season for me.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 10 November 2006 16:28 (eighteen years ago)

All I am doing today is selection sets in Photoshop. And it's not even for ILX :(

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 10 November 2006 17:12 (eighteen years ago)

Waste of time, bro.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 10 November 2006 17:13 (eighteen years ago)

That "quote" is "funnier" with Dr. M.'s "post" above it.
-- Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (pelagi...), November 9th, 2006.

You "need" to "eat" out more "cunts."

― Mr Dorbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 10 November 2006 17:18 (eighteen years ago)

HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG

― Mr. Don't Give a Shit About Tired Old Drama Queens (Mr.Que), Friday, 10 November 2006 17:18 (eighteen years ago)

Jesus fucking christ, you old psychopath.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 10 November 2006 17:20 (eighteen years ago)

I "wonder" who that "was"

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Friday, 10 November 2006 17:22 (eighteen years ago)

Seriously is that actually supposed to be a zing to a straight dude???

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 10 November 2006 17:22 (eighteen years ago)

You "need" to have "sex" with your "wife" some "more"

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 10 November 2006 17:23 (eighteen years ago)

and where's a good budget hotel near Dupont Circle? let's all meet up!

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 10 November 2006 17:23 (eighteen years ago)

go ask gabbneb.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 10 November 2006 17:23 (eighteen years ago)

WTF XM radio why U R playing Mendelssohn's "Wedding March"?!?!?!?

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 10 November 2006 17:25 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&safe=off&q=1000+USD+per+peck+in+VEB+per+UK+pint&btnG=Search

― Ed (dali), Friday, 10 November 2006 17:58 (eighteen years ago)

ok holy shit are the protestors outside the building across the street ever loud today.

― what does it mean “hockey sticks”? (teenagequiet), Friday, 10 November 2006 18:39 (eighteen years ago)

yeah cause so many people are off work and can support them - the picket line is OUTRAGEOUSLY long

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Friday, 10 November 2006 18:49 (eighteen years ago)

what are they protesting?

― Ed (dali), Friday, 10 November 2006 18:49 (eighteen years ago)

umm i think si3rra construction is dicking over union carpenters (is the claim, at least)

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Friday, 10 November 2006 18:52 (eighteen years ago)

they've been out there for around seven weeks or so now. i'm pretty amazed at how long they've been able to keep it up, frankly, and i got solidarity and all that but it's also annoying as shit.

― what does it mean “hockey sticks”? (teenagequiet), Friday, 10 November 2006 18:57 (eighteen years ago)

some construction firm downtown is always dicking over some trotskyite gang of labourers for realido

― LISTEN U TURBO CROUTON (TOMBOT), Friday, 10 November 2006 19:00 (eighteen years ago)

That group has a schedule - they do our building from about 10-noon and then head over to 1700 K. It's the drywallers - I can understand the idea of an electricians union, or a plumbers union, but drywalling for serious?

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 10 November 2006 19:19 (eighteen years ago)

Oh we've got those people in a building near my place too~!!!

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 10 November 2006 19:25 (eighteen years ago)

I think you should not be allowed to unionize any trade that you can learn from watching This Old House.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 10 November 2006 19:32 (eighteen years ago)

fascist

― Ed (dali), Friday, 10 November 2006 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

;-)

― Ed (dali), Friday, 10 November 2006 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

im pretty sure the main gp at 1700K is carpenters - theyre there all morning - maybe the drywallers join at noon?

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Friday, 10 November 2006 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

Over here drywalling is a first fix carpenting job.

― Ed (dali), Friday, 10 November 2006 19:41 (eighteen years ago)

AND ELEVATORS ARE LIFTS AND PUNK IS POP AND POP IS PUNK AND INDIE IS COMFUSING

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Friday, 10 November 2006 19:44 (eighteen years ago)

AND PRAMS R STROLLERZ

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Friday, 10 November 2006 19:48 (eighteen years ago)

i wonder if i would like pram

― what does it mean “hockey sticks”? (teenagequiet), Friday, 10 November 2006 19:49 (eighteen years ago)

mike has3nfus always like pram

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Friday, 10 November 2006 19:51 (eighteen years ago)

that dude never emailed me. i must have offended him in high skul.

― Mr. que (Mr.Que), Friday, 10 November 2006 19:52 (eighteen years ago)

Now, if you want higher wages let me tell you what to do
You got to talk to the workers in the shop with you.
You got to build you a union, got to make it strong,
But if you all stick together, boys, it won't be long.
You get shorter hours, better working conditions,
Vacations with pay. Take your kids to the seashore.

It ain't quite this simple, so I better explain
Just why you got to ride on the union train.
'Cause if you wait for the boss to raise your pay,
We'll all be a-waitin' 'til Judgment Day.
We'll all be buried, gone to heaven,
St. Peter'll be the straw boss then.

Now you know you're underpaid but the boss says you ain't;
He speeds up the work 'til you're 'bout to faint.
You may be down and out, but you ain't beaten,
You can pass out a leaflet and call a meetin'.
Talk it over, speak your mind,
Decide to do somethin' about it.

Course, the boss may persuade some poor damn fool
To go to your meetin' and act like a stool.
But you can always tell a stool, though, that's a fact,
He's got a yaller streak a-runnin' down his back.
He doesn't have to stool, he'll always get along
On what he takes out of blind men's cups.

You got a union now, and you're sittin' pretty,
Put some of the boys on the steering committee.
The boss won't listen when one guy squawks,
But he's got to listen when the union talks.
He'd better, be mighty lonely
Everybody decide to walk out on him.

Suppose they're working you so hard it's just outrageous
And they're paying you all starvation wages.
You go to the boss and the boss would yell,
"Before I raise your pay I'd see you all in hell."
Well, he's puffing a big seegar, feeling mighty slick
'Cause he thinks he's got your union licked.
Well, he looks out the window and what does he see
But a thousand pickets, and they all agree:
He's a bastard, unfair, slavedriver,
Bet he beats his wife!

Now, boys, you've come to the hardest time.
The boss will try to bust your picket line.
He'll call out the police, the National Guard,
They'll tell you it's a crime to have a union card.
They'll raid your meetin', they'll hit you on the head,
They'll call every one of you a goddam red,
Unpatriotic, Japanese spies, sabotaging national defense!

But out at Ford, here's what they found,
And out at Vultee, here's what they found,
And out at Allis-Chalmers, here's what they found,
And down at Bethlehem, here's what they found:
That if you don't let red-baiting break you up,
And if you don't let stoolpigeons break you up,
And if you don't let vigilantes break you up,
And if you don't let race hatred break you up,
You'll win. What I mean, take it easy, but take it!

― Ed (dali), Friday, 10 November 2006 19:58 (eighteen years ago)

that dude never emailed me. i must have offended him in high skul.

-- Mr. que (pelagi...), November 10th, 2006. (Mr.Que)

nah - hes just not an A#1++ responsive email buddy

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Friday, 10 November 2006 20:09 (eighteen years ago)

DUDE DC 17 MUST BE "MIKE VALLELY SHREDS THE CAPITOL"

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Friday, 10 November 2006 20:20 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04Azz80fcJ4

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Friday, 10 November 2006 20:20 (eighteen years ago)

end day ennnnnnnnddddddd

― what does it mean “hockey sticks”? (teenagequiet), Friday, 10 November 2006 20:23 (eighteen years ago)

hey guys I uploaded a song illegally or something, over on the techno heck no thread on noize. it's a corker go check it out.

― LISTEN U TURBO CROUTON (TOMBOT), Friday, 10 November 2006 20:28 (eighteen years ago)

alright - im listening

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Friday, 10 November 2006 20:41 (eighteen years ago)

mmmm pretty corking yo

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Friday, 10 November 2006 20:47 (eighteen years ago)

ok - texttwist time!!!!

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Friday, 10 November 2006 20:47 (eighteen years ago)

ally/zack/tom/mark just call me - im thinkina bouncin at 420/430 to amerapp/H&M

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Friday, 10 November 2006 20:48 (eighteen years ago)

yeah i'm gonna go home for a minute i guess since i got nothin to do between getting out of work and drinkin time, but i'll call

― what does it mean “hockey sticks”? (teenagequiet), Friday, 10 November 2006 20:49 (eighteen years ago)

i already been sayin i am going to hunt you down at 4:30

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 10 November 2006 20:52 (eighteen years ago)

Pete - I just realized. I think part of that was filmed at Rutgers. I'm not even kidding.

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Friday, 10 November 2006 20:53 (eighteen years ago)

http://jj.am/gallery/d/10543-1/Eagle911.gif

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 10 November 2006 20:57 (eighteen years ago)

i already been sayin i am going to hunt you down at 4:30

-- Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyza...), November 10th, 2006. (allyzay)

WELL YOU CLEARLY WERE THE ONLY INTENDED RECIPIENT OF THAT POST

jkbro

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Friday, 10 November 2006 20:58 (eighteen years ago)

i love that thing.

ok, so i'm out - see you all around 6ish maybe?

― what does it mean “hockey sticks”? (teenagequiet), Friday, 10 November 2006 20:58 (eighteen years ago)

YOU ARE COMING TO AMERICAN APPEARANCE: IT IS LIKE A BLOCK FROM MY WORK: CLEARLY YOU ARE COMING TO MEET ME, NUMBERO UNO. SRSLY LET'S BUY SOME SILVER SPANDEX PANTS.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 10 November 2006 20:59 (eighteen years ago)

as long as i get some under-17 tail WHATEVER

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Friday, 10 November 2006 21:00 (eighteen years ago)

i have a dateline reporter i think you simply must meet!

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 10 November 2006 21:01 (eighteen years ago)

ho snaps my boss is demanding we all leave immediately

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 10 November 2006 21:07 (eighteen years ago)

fucking thesis bullshit fuck ass shit crap HYPOTHESES fuck you

― LISTEN U TURBO CROUTON (TOMBOT), Friday, 10 November 2006 21:10 (eighteen years ago)

serious bros I am on 3.9 out of like 4.1

― LISTEN U TURBO CROUTON (TOMBOT), Friday, 10 November 2006 21:11 (eighteen years ago)

whatever that means

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 10 November 2006 21:12 (eighteen years ago)

These five influence diagrams will be evaluated for overlapping content and then combined to form a mental model belonging to a completely incompetent notional information security manager.

― LISTEN U TURBO CROUTON (TOMBOT), Friday, 10 November 2006 22:03 (eighteen years ago)

Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed. A yellow dressinggown, ungirdled, was sustained gently behind him by the mild morning air. He held the bowl aloft and intoned:

--- Introibo ad altare Dei.

Halted, he peered down the dark winding stairs and called up coarsely:

-- Come up, Kinch! Come up, you fearful jesuit!

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Friday, 10 November 2006 22:06 (eighteen years ago)

dude I was going to buy those silver spandex pants.. well actually I like the bronze better
http://www.style.com/slideshows/fashionshows/S2007RTW/BALENCIA/RUNWAY/00340m.jpg

― dar1a g (daria g), Friday, 10 November 2006 22:08 (eighteen years ago)

DO IT

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Friday, 10 November 2006 22:23 (eighteen years ago)

In case you haven't heard, after an hour and a half delay boarding stupid plane to Chicago, we proceeded to push off from gate and then SAT ON FUCKING TARMAC LIKE TEN YARDS FROM GATE FOR FUCKING TWO AND A HALF HOURS.

After which we basically had no gas left and O'Hare was closed anyway with their stupid thunderstorms and so flight was cancelled, we got off plane, I fetched luggage from baggage claim and caught a cab home. So I am back where I was at 3 this afternoon, when I left to go to that stupid fucking city.

Now I have been on hold with travel agent for twenty minutes trying to get flight tomorrow. Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.

― quincie (quincie), Saturday, 11 November 2006 02:36 (eighteen years ago)

"Fuck" me gently "with" a "chainsaw"

― LISTEN U TURBO CROUTON (TOMBOT), Saturday, 11 November 2006 02:58 (eighteen years ago)

dar1a: this is Ally. You know the spandex silver bodysuit with the boobies hanging out everywhere that makes no sense that AA also sells? Guess who owns that (not by my own decision). The bronze pants: awesome.

― LISTEN U TURBO CROUTON (TOMBOT), Saturday, 11 November 2006 03:00 (eighteen years ago)

Also, an update for those of you wondering about the health of the filament in Ally's big ol' Philips Full Color 36" Cathode Ray Tube television, it passed on tonight. We love you filament. Rest in peace.

― LISTEN U TURBO CROUTON (TOMBOT), Saturday, 11 November 2006 03:25 (eighteen years ago)

CRT BFF

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Saturday, 11 November 2006 03:32 (eighteen years ago)

"I am pretty fucking certain that otters do not get 600 TV channels on their eyeballs."

- my wife

― LISTEN U TURBO CROUTON (TOMBOT), Saturday, 11 November 2006 04:24 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.nationalgeographic.com/ottercam/images/otter_big.jpg

― Ed (dali), Saturday, 11 November 2006 07:22 (eighteen years ago)

it is only 7:15 saturday morning and this weekend is pretty much already unsalvageable.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Saturday, 11 November 2006 12:18 (eighteen years ago)

Why are you even awake? Or did you never go to sleep?

My excuse: STILL TRYING TO GET TO CHICAGO

― quincie (quincie), Saturday, 11 November 2006 12:53 (eighteen years ago)

I went to sleep early! so tired.. grr

Ally, that rules - I don't think they had those last time I was in there but I may stop by today.. uh, not to get that, though.. but I do like the robot leggings

― dar1a g (daria g), Saturday, 11 November 2006 14:14 (eighteen years ago)

(I'm still guessing Tom.)

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Saturday, 11 November 2006 14:19 (eighteen years ago)

My excuse: I'm at work. I just sent a girl south when she was supposed to go north; oops.

― Mary (Mary), Saturday, 11 November 2006 15:00 (eighteen years ago)

RE: THE SUPER BOWL PARTY I INVITED Y'ALL TO YESTERDAY NIGHT

WE BOUGHT YOU A BIG HDTV. YOU'RE WELCOME. BRING BEERS, FEB 2. (?? I think)

XO
ALLY

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Saturday, 11 November 2006 20:45 (eighteen years ago)

http://romankozak.ic.cz/foto/zvirata/zuzka_v_bote.jpg

― am0n (am0n), Saturday, 11 November 2006 21:00 (eighteen years ago)

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Saturday, 11 November 2006 21:01 (eighteen years ago)

I don't think it even has any filaments
http://static.flickr.com/122/294774526_2f64a8b297_o.jpg

― LISTEN U TURBO CROUTON (TOMBOT), Saturday, 11 November 2006 22:54 (eighteen years ago)

onscreen: Discovery Health Channel, obv

― LISTEN U TURBO CROUTON (TOMBOT), Saturday, 11 November 2006 22:55 (eighteen years ago)

Who the fuck brought this weather? Ugh.
In other news, lol skins.

― LISTEN U TURBO CROUTON (TOMBOT), Sunday, 12 November 2006 23:34 (eighteen years ago)

I listened to a lot of Billy Joel involuntarily this weekend, but other than that it was pretty boss.

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Monday, 13 November 2006 00:31 (eighteen years ago)

You did WHAT?

― quincie (quincie), Monday, 13 November 2006 00:54 (eighteen years ago)

I mean, I go away on a business trip and you listen to BILLY JOEL?

― quincie (quincie), Monday, 13 November 2006 00:54 (eighteen years ago)

it's like i don't even know you anymore

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 13 November 2006 01:16 (eighteen years ago)

Good god, how hard is it for you people to no understand the word INVOLUNTARILY LISTENED. It's like I wouldn't have listened on my own, I was at someone's house and they were PLAYING IT ON THE STEREO and then some guy from New Mexico starting playing the piano and since we were close to Allentown, PA would throw in a few bars of "Allentown" every now and then really fast or slow so you couldn't tell what it was right away to piss off his girlfriend who was also from the area. JESUS CHRIST YOU PEOPLE.

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Monday, 13 November 2006 01:27 (eighteen years ago)

MORE LIKE "GUY IN ACCOUNTING WHO WANTS TO LISTEN TO BILLY JOEL ALL DAY LONG" AMIRITE?

― DRAGON BONG Z (teenagequiet), Monday, 13 November 2006 01:50 (eighteen years ago)

dude im kicking so much ass in text twist today - score so far is 95660 - will update

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Monday, 13 November 2006 03:27 (eighteen years ago)

final: 119,090 (missed HEINOUS) - LEVEL 31

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Monday, 13 November 2006 03:43 (eighteen years ago)

Hahahahaha what kind of dickbag sings Allentown just because you're close to Allentown. My dad is from PA, it ain't like he's walking around serenading the world with Allentown. SELF-RESPECT.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 13 November 2006 04:02 (eighteen years ago)

hey dudes, first post-SALT mix is done, I still have to set it up as a poscast and all that fancy internets suff, but in the meantime, YSI?

http://www.yousendit.com/download/fw0yCO%2BxQa8%3D

NOT FOR CORNY INDIE FUXX. This one's mostly electrohouse, and it's my first Ableton 6.0 enabled mix.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Monday, 13 November 2006 04:48 (eighteen years ago)

Speed Racer looks so good on this new TV. Like kind "Holy Shit" looks good. Philips, yr technology is all right.

― LISTEN U TURBO CROUTON (TOMBOT), Monday, 13 November 2006 08:31 (eighteen years ago)

Everybody who has ever posted to this thread, ever, is invited to come and watch any Speed Racer they desire on our new TV. Including Dr. Morbius. That's how transcendental this technology is. It makes me want to give everyone the opportunity to witness it, in a Speed Racer context, even if they have to be beaten to death right afterwards on principle.

― LISTEN U TURBO CROUTON (TOMBOT), Monday, 13 November 2006 08:34 (eighteen years ago)

Cartoons upscale, live action SD upscales ARSE.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 13 November 2006 08:40 (eighteen years ago)

I am very excited about the new TV! Am I invited to the bowlz, too?

Actually fuck an invite I know where you live and I know when the Superbowl is happening. I also know my Colties will be there yay!

― quincie (quincie), Monday, 13 November 2006 13:30 (eighteen years ago)

Also: if getting out of Chicago is anywhere near as difficult as getting in to Chicago, I am just going to go ahead and open up a vein at O'Hare.

It was really great knowing all of you, for realz.

― quincie (quincie), Monday, 13 November 2006 13:31 (eighteen years ago)

Hahahahaha what kind of dickbag sings Allentown just because you're close to Allentown.

What's funny is in theory, I should have thought this guy was a total douchebag, there were so many things going against him. But I think I learned a lot about douchebags: namely, that they have to go out of the way to be annoying. If they are quiet, and are very polite smokers, and try not to hard to be the center of attention, then you've just got a dude.

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Monday, 13 November 2006 14:38 (eighteen years ago)

DUDE ZR RC IS COMING HOME FOR THANKSGIVING MFFFFFF AWESOME

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Monday, 13 November 2006 15:23 (eighteen years ago)

Yes, polite people are just dudes, not douchebags, I'm glad you learned something this weekend.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 13 November 2006 15:23 (eighteen years ago)

WAHT ABOUT RUDE DUDES

― ken noizewater, field researcher: capitools division (Pareene), Monday, 13 November 2006 15:50 (eighteen years ago)

Guys how is it that Peyton Manning is not in an ad for something people eat, like every other football player who is in ads

― LISTEN U TURBO CROUTON (TOMBOT), Monday, 13 November 2006 15:51 (eighteen years ago)

little known fact: peyton manning eats nothing

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Monday, 13 November 2006 15:51 (eighteen years ago)

Word

― LISTEN U TURBO CROUTON (TOMBOT), Monday, 13 November 2006 15:53 (eighteen years ago)

No - Peyton Manning eats the souls of kittens. True fact.

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Monday, 13 November 2006 16:12 (eighteen years ago)

Peyton Manning eats pancakes, you imbeciles. He audibles for them when Eli drops eggs. DUH.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 13 November 2006 16:15 (eighteen years ago)

Also maybe Peyton's mom doesn't want to whore herself for chunky soup like every other NFL mom, did you guys think about this? Maybe she makes her own soup, and doesn't want to sell her body to Campell's. In fact, she probably wants to punch Donovan McNabb's lazy non-own-soup-makin' mom in the nuts. THINK ABOUT IT.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 13 November 2006 16:16 (eighteen years ago)

Fact: MOMZ DONT HAVE NUTZ

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Monday, 13 November 2006 16:16 (eighteen years ago)

YOUR MOM DOES, OHHHH BURN!!!!!!!!

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 13 November 2006 16:17 (eighteen years ago)

I'm not going to let this manorexia slander of Peyton stand, dudes.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 13 November 2006 16:17 (eighteen years ago)

WRONG, MRQ:

http://www.anaitgames.com/wp-content/imatges/1078657688junior2.jpg

― DRAGON BONG Z (teenagequiet), Monday, 13 November 2006 16:18 (eighteen years ago)

sonned by arnold in a maternity beef

― DRAGON BONG Z (teenagequiet), Monday, 13 November 2006 16:19 (eighteen years ago)

little known fact: Arnold is Donovan McNabb's mom.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 13 November 2006 16:21 (eighteen years ago)

dude arnold having a baby doesnt make him a mom. it expands P, the set of possible baby-havers to {mother, father} from {mother}.

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Monday, 13 November 2006 16:21 (eighteen years ago)

you expand p, daggnt

― DRAGON BONG Z (teenagequiet), Monday, 13 November 2006 16:22 (eighteen years ago)

TS: Differences between movies and reality.
TS: Regular BONGZ v. DRAGONBONGZ

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Monday, 13 November 2006 16:23 (eighteen years ago)

dude yr miscapitalization is gonna get you knocked the fuck out one of these days

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Monday, 13 November 2006 16:23 (eighteen years ago)

ZR not MW

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Monday, 13 November 2006 16:24 (eighteen years ago)

Guys Bill Belichick dresses like a fuckbag.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 13 November 2006 16:24 (eighteen years ago)

xxp oooh "yr" yeah i'm real scared. i'll play courtney love to your kathleen hanna any day.

― DRAGON BONG Z (teenagequiet), Monday, 13 November 2006 16:26 (eighteen years ago)

dude thats gross

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Monday, 13 November 2006 16:27 (eighteen years ago)

dude don't acknowledge it, I mean he has a fucked up mom definition.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 13 November 2006 16:28 (eighteen years ago)

says SMEGMA PI

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Monday, 13 November 2006 16:28 (eighteen years ago)

Meadow MistÂ®
The velvety scent of sweet meadow flowers freshly touched by the coolness of a misty morning.

^^^^^^^ what the fuck does this mean, what is this going to smell like in reality?

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 13 November 2006 16:28 (eighteen years ago)

What miscapitalization? lower case style? I'm cool with it.

bellechucks does the whole headband thing right?

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Monday, 13 November 2006 16:29 (eighteen years ago)

"My fist met her rat head, and it was orgasmic!"

― DRAGON BONG Z (teenagequiet), Monday, 13 November 2006 16:29 (eighteen years ago)

Pete,

Whats up with next Wednesday? You got me and your sister-in-law with a ride to M&D's?

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Monday, 13 November 2006 16:29 (eighteen years ago)

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20061112/i/r2186458296.jpg?x=259&y=345&sig=NquPDL6gZO0rjw6anQ6K4Q--

― DRAGON BONG Z (teenagequiet), Monday, 13 November 2006 16:29 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.post-gazette.com/images3/20050124ap_fbn_belichick_trophyPJ_450.jpg
^^^^^^^^ hello grandma what a nice trophy you have found

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 13 November 2006 16:29 (eighteen years ago)

wow that tillman statue ftw

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 13 November 2006 16:30 (eighteen years ago)

also ZR and PS have you ever listened to The Punch Line and then Project Mersh back to back style? HOLY SHIT. Project Mersh is baaaaaaaaad.

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Monday, 13 November 2006 16:31 (eighteen years ago)

dude no this thread is about awesome shit, not that kind of thing.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 13 November 2006 16:32 (eighteen years ago)

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20061112/capt.9029bdc3932248ecbca778525d2790e0.cowboys_cardinals_football_pnp101.jpg?x=380&y=255&sig=LqSFxl1Xff7WOMp3BaWTkw--

― DRAGON BONG Z (teenagequiet), Monday, 13 November 2006 16:32 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah. I saw that on SportsCenter - Highly confusing.

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Monday, 13 November 2006 16:32 (eighteen years ago)

that statue commemorates the filming of Wax's video for "California".

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Monday, 13 November 2006 16:33 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.bofunk.com/media/images/_tillman.jpg

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Monday, 13 November 2006 16:34 (eighteen years ago)

It's like the statue is him actually getting shot or something.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 13 November 2006 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/ww/news/2006/11/12/tillman-full.jpg

but yes project: mersh is not very good at all. i totally luv double nickels but i think their best stuff is actually buzz or howl under the influence of heat and what makes a man start fires?

― DRAGON BONG Z (teenagequiet), Monday, 13 November 2006 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

hey andy - yeah i can def give you guys a ride! we'll probably leave around 630 or so - maybe a little earlier if we can. you dudes just metro to columbia heights, and ill come pick you up.

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Monday, 13 November 2006 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p257/HedgePigLove/Baby%20Bunnies/061103-Trouble18-LowRes.jpg
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ I love him.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 13 November 2006 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

hey brian i'm liking yr mix even though i'm a corny indie fuq

ps i turn up the bass, not the treble

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 13 November 2006 17:27 (eighteen years ago)

http://va.siameserescue.org/Imagegallery/va4455.jpg
DUDES I'M BORED

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 13 November 2006 18:12 (eighteen years ago)

DUDES I'M BORED

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p257/HedgePigLove/Hedgies/061012-HerbieCheetahdog10-LowRes.jpg
MWAHAHAHAAHAA, My plans are coming to fruition.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 13 November 2006 18:17 (eighteen years ago)

the only website loading for me at work right now is this one UH WTF

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Monday, 13 November 2006 18:21 (eighteen years ago)

what else do you need.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 13 November 2006 18:24 (eighteen years ago)

http://va.siameserescue.org/photos/VA4569_2.jpg
^^^^^^^^^^^ I love him.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 13 November 2006 18:26 (eighteen years ago)

dude he looks a little diseased i gotta say

― DRAGON BONG Z (teenagequiet), Monday, 13 November 2006 18:27 (eighteen years ago)

http://va.siameserescue.org/Imagegallery/va4505.jpg
perhaps you prefer non-diseased cats.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 13 November 2006 18:30 (eighteen years ago)

http://va.siameserescue.org/photos/VA4560_2.jpg
^^^^^^^^^^^^ i would name this cat peyton manning on account of his giant head

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 13 November 2006 18:34 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.themoggy.com/olympics/internet-cat-on-hangers.jpg http://www.themoggy.com/olympics/internet-couch-hog.jpg

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Monday, 13 November 2006 19:09 (eighteen years ago)

wow that cat is HUGE

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 13 November 2006 19:10 (eighteen years ago)

this one didn't make it somehow

http://www.themoggy.com/olympics/internet-cat-kitchen-chair.jpg

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Monday, 13 November 2006 19:12 (eighteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/25/66054083_dad1504c2f_m.jpg
xpost wtf is wrong there

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 13 November 2006 19:13 (eighteen years ago)

Allyzay just go here I could post them all

http://www.themoggy.com/internet.htm

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Monday, 13 November 2006 19:14 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.neatorama.com/images/2006-02/fat-cat.jpg

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 13 November 2006 19:30 (eighteen years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/1416924892.01._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_V52734502_.jpg

― Mary (Mary), Monday, 13 November 2006 19:30 (eighteen years ago)

I like that they had to author that together.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 13 November 2006 19:32 (eighteen years ago)

that poor fat cat! that's cruel. poor thing.

― dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 13 November 2006 19:44 (eighteen years ago)

I can't even imagine how that cat can walk.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 13 November 2006 19:52 (eighteen years ago)

hey Guy In Accounting, what's the current situation at Tower? I'm thinking of running over for a bit.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Monday, 13 November 2006 20:40 (eighteen years ago)

also, this is going on tonight:

> Though you may not wish to hear it, there will be yet another
> episode of the F.W. Thomas Performances to take place MONDAY NOV. 13,
> at 7:30PM, at the Warehouse Theater.
>
> We hope you will come and experience the artistic and/or
> literary vibrations of:
>
> "David" Glenn Dixon, sharing a personal (and A/V-enhanced)
> "trek"into the music of Leonard Nimoy.
>
> Matthew Summers-Sparks, a/k/a Ol' Sparky, reading fiction. Did
> you know he recently wrote about secret rooms for the New York Times?
>
> T.M. "Mike" Lowery, presenting scenes from a marriage through
> the sheer veil of the cartoon form.
>
> And "Yours Truly," Adam Mazmanian, who promises to defend his
> chosen hairstyle using examples from ancient Egyptian Art.
>
> There will be beer and other drinks for sale. You will need them.
> Artwill be bought and sold. Special guests may be summoned as if from
> thin air.
>
> Please inform your friends, colleagues, and acquaintances to plan
> to attend the event that the literary press has termed, "D.C.'s most
> comprehensive multimedia performance evening."
>
> The Warehouse Theater is located at 1017-1021 7th Street NW. It is
> ashort and not altogether unpleasant walk from the
> Chinatown/GalleryPlace Metro. Phone is 202-783-3933. Admission is
> still only three
> freaking dollars (US). Proceeds go to the F.W. Thomas Memorial Moo
> Goo GaiPan Fund.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Monday, 13 November 2006 20:42 (eighteen years ago)

Hey yo it's 40% today. I looked for the Politics of Time, but they didn't have it.

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Monday, 13 November 2006 20:45 (eighteen years ago)

40% off CD's that is

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Monday, 13 November 2006 20:45 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.ny-petrescue.org/Tipper/tipper1sm.jpg
^^^^^^^ adorable

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 13 November 2006 20:53 (eighteen years ago)

ally that is not even a cat.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Monday, 13 November 2006 20:55 (eighteen years ago)

also, I am going to tower. Will report back after ransacking.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Monday, 13 November 2006 20:57 (eighteen years ago)

Okay I really thought until I clicked on that picture that it was going to be Tipper Gore and I was beyond horrified.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Monday, 13 November 2006 20:58 (eighteen years ago)

ok well if we're opening up the floor to non-cat entries, then:

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/babyanddog.jpg
http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/babyanddog1.jpg

― DRAGON BONG Z (teenagequiet), Monday, 13 November 2006 21:01 (eighteen years ago)

that is pretty fuckin cuet

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Monday, 13 November 2006 21:02 (eighteen years ago)

Oh my holy god christ that is the best thing I have ever seen.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 13 November 2006 21:02 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.ineedtostopsoon.com/blog_images/images/01_31_06/cute_cats/Big_kitty_pic.jpg

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Monday, 13 November 2006 21:04 (eighteen years ago)

http://washhumane.org/adoptpix/WHSdog_cat/FuzzyPuppy1.jpg

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 13 November 2006 21:12 (eighteen years ago)

so hey pete are you ready to demolish some chumps @ trivia tonight?

― DRAGON BONG Z (teenagequiet), Monday, 13 November 2006 21:39 (eighteen years ago)

yes please

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Monday, 13 November 2006 21:44 (eighteen years ago)

"macacalypse now" will reign triumphant over all bullshit fakers, get its bar tab comped.

― DRAGON BONG Z (teenagequiet), Monday, 13 November 2006 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.kittenbreak.com/kittenbank/216.161.122.91.babymama.jpg
^^ what

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 13 November 2006 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/249500/249829eJmi_w.jpg
^^ dudes this cat is so tiny

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 13 November 2006 21:58 (eighteen years ago)

http://tinyrevolution.com/mt-static/images/kitten-guilty.jpg
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ lol

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 13 November 2006 21:59 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.petswithdisabilities.org/Images/tinytim.jpg
;_;

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 13 November 2006 22:05 (eighteen years ago)

+ Soul Jazz ACID comp (2 disc)
+ Tom Moulton Mix comp (2 disc)
+ Nitzer Ebb - That Total Age
+ James Figurine - Mistake Mistake Mistake Mistake
+ Roll Deep - The Avenue (single)
+ Jaydee - Plastic Dreams (2006 single)
+ Stock Aiken Waterman - Gold (3 discs!!!)

discounted total: $75

most was 40% off, the dance section was 50%

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Monday, 13 November 2006 22:44 (eighteen years ago)

d'oh, maybe I should've waited. last time I went:

+ amadou and mariam - dimanche @ bamako
+ isolee - rest
+ disiz la peste - histoire extraordinaire
+ assassin - touche d'espoir (100% rap francais)
+ three six mafia - da unbreakables (file under "last thing anyone would think I'd be listening to @ work")
+ t.i. - trap musik
+ x-ray spex - anthology (germfree + bonus live disc)

nitzer ebb are way cool

― dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 13 November 2006 22:52 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, there was actually a lot of stuff I put down today because they had a few copies left - I figure I'll go back when they hit 60%

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Monday, 13 November 2006 23:00 (eighteen years ago)

Hey Ally I am seeing yr gregggg tonight! Anyone wanna meet up for drinks and admire my new haircut u-streetish?

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 14:58 (eighteen years ago)

Also: everyone is giving me a hard time because apparently I am supposed to take off the day after an out-of-town work trip. Which I thought I did, yesterday, when all I did was fly home (no work).

I LOVE THIS JOBBIE!

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 15:00 (eighteen years ago)

Dude where is everyone today?

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 17:43 (eighteen years ago)

weekly me + boss + guvvie super "still elbows-deep in molten bullshit but at least we aren't these other guys" meeting

― LISTEN U TURBO CROUTON (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 18:02 (eighteen years ago)

waht a "guvvie super"?

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 18:04 (eighteen years ago)

I am going to TJs to get me some lunch. huh.

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 18:04 (eighteen years ago)

lessons learned: David Dandar is a lying, backstabbing little worm - again

― LISTEN U TURBO CROUTON (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 18:06 (eighteen years ago)

How'd trivia go last night, fellas?

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 18:06 (eighteen years ago)

Also can anybody tell me reasons not to bomb all of McLean, VA into glass

― LISTEN U TURBO CROUTON (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 18:08 (eighteen years ago)

you'd get arrested and thrown in the hoosegow.

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 18:09 (eighteen years ago)

besides "they helped kick Allen out of the Senate"

― LISTEN U TURBO CROUTON (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 18:11 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, hoosegow avoidance, that is true

― LISTEN U TURBO CROUTON (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 18:12 (eighteen years ago)

2nd, andy. so close, lost out to some old dudes who run trivia games in san fran. HOWEVER, i am claiming moral victory because the mofos asking the questions misidentified "boyz-n-the hood" as an NWA track when it was very, very clearly an eazy-e release. assholes.

― DRAGON BONG Z (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 18:14 (eighteen years ago)

http://digitalretrograde.com/Photos/manatee26js_small.jpg

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 18:33 (eighteen years ago)

that animal appears to have terrible gas

― LISTEN U TURBO CROUTON (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 18:36 (eighteen years ago)

that is clearly a victory for you all. Eazy Duz It, track 5.

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 18:39 (eighteen years ago)

hahahaha

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 18:40 (eighteen years ago)

that manatee was not an editorial comment on ZR and PS's getting robbed at trivia by the way. it was just random

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 18:40 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.childstoryhour.com/images/coloring/manatee.gif

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 18:46 (eighteen years ago)

Also KG you must tell me how hair appt goes. I haven't been in a while, I should probably go but am being lazy :\

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 18:47 (eighteen years ago)

manatees be humpin

― DRAGON BONG Z (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 18:49 (eighteen years ago)

http://media.igt.com/images/G2E2002_LorettaSwit_HiRes.jpg

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 18:52 (eighteen years ago)

http://bestmessageboardever.com/uploads/post-1528-1161814454.jpg

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 18:54 (eighteen years ago)

a new addition to my adblock filter! Thanks, J.W. Morbius III!

― LISTEN U TURBO CROUTON (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 18:54 (eighteen years ago)

Sorry Hot Lips is so big.

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

Hot Lips is HUGE

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 18:59 (eighteen years ago)

Your search - lifesize alan alda - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:

* Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
* Try different keywords.
* Try more general keywords.
* Try fewer keywords.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 19:02 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.naughtysecretaryclub.com/images/necklaces/nostalgicnotions/hotlips.jpg

― LISTEN U TURBO CROUTON (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 19:03 (eighteen years ago)

Any of you crackers know anything about skis and skiing?

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 19:07 (eighteen years ago)

I AM NOT A CRACKER

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 19:08 (eighteen years ago)

I've also never been skiing.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 19:08 (eighteen years ago)

ALLY IS A SPIC GET IT STRAIGHT ED!

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 19:10 (eighteen years ago)

http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/11/cwiipy.jpg

― LISTEN U TURBO CROUTON (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 19:12 (eighteen years ago)

looking ood there T&A

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 19:13 (eighteen years ago)

Skiing!

Shorter, softer skis are easiest to learn, and the slowest. The longer and stiffer the ski, the faster you go, and the more you really have to know what you're doing. The most important thing, above all, is to keep them parallel, which is really, really easy to fuck up.

Have fun, don't die.

― LISTEN U TURBO CROUTON (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 19:15 (eighteen years ago)

b-b-but he has to learn snowplow stops to start off with, which does not=parallel!

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 19:18 (eighteen years ago)

haha the first time i went skiing i was the only dude on the slopes with poles bigger than his skis

if you know what i mean

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 19:18 (eighteen years ago)

Also: the TJs salad that looked so good on display was rather a disappointment :(

I think I will make up for it with awesome potatoes at Bar Pilar tonight post-haircut.

xpost hi mookie!

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 19:19 (eighteen years ago)

I'm a fairly competent self taught intermediate skier

I've just seen these big planks on eBay and I'm wondering whether they will break my legs or not:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ih=015&sspagename=STRK%3AMEWA%3AIT&viewitem=&item=250049903207&rd=1&rd=1

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 19:21 (eighteen years ago)

to coworkers whom it may concern: I am not a project manager. The projects I am working on have project managers. Just because they are not here does not mean that I am the project manager.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 19:54 (eighteen years ago)

Haha Brian that shit never works.

― LISTEN U TURBO CROUTON (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 19:58 (eighteen years ago)

I totally hear you on that one, esp. since my boss had baby two days ago and is out for three to four months! 'Tis only my third week at job--give me a break, ppls!

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 20:00 (eighteen years ago)

I wonder when our new HD receiver from DirecTV will arrive.

― LISTEN U TURBO CROUTON (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 20:00 (eighteen years ago)

All three of my project managers are on vacation this week. Convenient!

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 20:03 (eighteen years ago)

Brian don't you leave soon? That'll show 'em!

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 20:06 (eighteen years ago)

Yup. 2 weeks. No phone. No mercy.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 20:09 (eighteen years ago)

also, the boquerones at Pilar are the jam right now.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 20:10 (eighteen years ago)

http://bestmessageboardever.com/uploads/post-1528-1163535047.jpeg

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 20:21 (eighteen years ago)

"Profit!" should be a step in every recipe.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 20:26 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.postercrazy.com/fun/parodies/animals/cats/cat-detention.jpg

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

MrQ, there is nothing good about that image.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 20:33 (eighteen years ago)

http://bestmessageboardever.com/uploads/post-1528-1163530878.jpeg

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 20:34 (eighteen years ago)

Can you imagine how big that cat's litter box is???

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 20:35 (eighteen years ago)

Pretty big, at least.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 20:36 (eighteen years ago)

hey y'all it's Tuesday - that means the sommelier at Vidalia (20th & M) does tastings of 3 wines (free!) and there are 20 other wines available by the glass under $7 (5-7pm).

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 22:05 (eighteen years ago)

6oz pours, proper stemware, and free bar snacks, too. 3rd favorite swank & cheap downtown happy hour after Taberna and Corduroy.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 22:09 (eighteen years ago)

and then I did not go

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 23:21 (eighteen years ago)

however, last night I did make best sorbet yet:

LONG LEAD TIME IMPROVISATIONAL CRANBERRY SORBET:
1. Simmer fresh cranberries in simple syrup for 45 mintues (use double boiler)
2. Keep candied cranberries and syrup on in container on counter for a few days
3. Put them in fridge for a week or so
4. Realize your original intention of garnishing drinks with them was a bad idea
5. Add cranberries & syrup to ice cream maker (leave cranberries whole)
7. Add half a cup of super cranberry concentrate
6. Add a couple ounces of lime juice
7. Realize you're out of chilled bottled water, add a cup and a half of chilled sparkling water instead (THIS PART IS KEY)
8. Throw in a little more simple syrup, what the hey
9. Turn on ice cream maker

1/2 hour later... awesomeness. So fluffy! Better than champagne jello.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 23:32 (eighteen years ago)

Wait is there really such a thing as champagne jello?

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 13:59 (eighteen years ago)

Also: pork belly is the best bar food EVER!

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 14:00 (eighteen years ago)

where is this bar with belly pork, how was it prepared?

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 14:03 (eighteen years ago)

Bar Pilar in the U St. area of DC. Never having prepared pork belly myself I do not feel qualified to assess the preparation (it was square and crispy on top, on a pool of something green); Brian will be able to provide better details, I am sure.

All I know is that it was AWESOME and every bar in the universe should serve it!

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 14:05 (eighteen years ago)

The JELL-O® brand introduced Sparkling White Grape Flavor, known as "The Champagne of JELL-O®™." This new gelatin flavor was so popular that it was joined by Sparkling Berry and Sparkling Mandarin Orange.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 14:05 (eighteen years ago)

the chef said they slow cook it for about 12 hours - this time it was prepared with poblano pepper sauce, but I've also had it there with rosemary. It's cut as a block maybe about the size of a deck of cards but twice as thick. And much more flavorful.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 14:12 (eighteen years ago)

My cousin is giving me electronic email shit about not driving 12 hours to see them in Florida next week. Should I ask if they want to buy us 600 dollar plane tickets? That'll show 'em.

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 14:32 (eighteen years ago)

Be nice about it - send them a link to the tickets you're looking at and tell them they're welcome to purchase those or to look around for a better deal.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 14:46 (eighteen years ago)

The JELL-O® brand is also proud to introduce the bargain-priced Sparkling Malt Liquor flavor, a natural match with its popular Salty Beef Jerky and Philips® Milk of Magnesia flavors.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 15:10 (eighteen years ago)

I would totally eat Salty Beef Jerky Jello.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 15:33 (eighteen years ago)

Should I ask if they want to buy us 600 dollar plane tickets?

nah, just say FLORIDA SUX AMIRITE

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 16:40 (eighteen years ago)

NO SHIT IT SURE DUZ

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 16:46 (eighteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/108/298148565_14a146144a.jpg

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 16:49 (eighteen years ago)

hahahaha

dudes, the DVD section at Tower right now seems to be pretty well stocked still when you look at it (40% off), but if you look through it you'll find the lowest quality selection of DVDs ever assembled in one place.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:35 (eighteen years ago)

xpost Brian I was just there and didn't see you. Browsing was fun but browsing is not fun when you're forced to listen to a Westerberg solo album.

LADELS LOOK OUT

http://stereogum.com/img/kfed_shower.jpg

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:37 (eighteen years ago)

Dear professional client who has lines from "Putting On The Ritz" in his signature file: you made my day.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 22:15 (eighteen years ago)

HAHAHAHHA LADLES!

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 16 November 2006 03:30 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.asc.upenn.edu/usr/cassidy/pix/paw/2006/47/pirates.jpg
^^^^^^^^^ dudes!!! so cute

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 16 November 2006 03:36 (eighteen years ago)

tonight i wrote a song it goes: janga janga janga janga janga da-jang.

also this just in: wine gets you drunk. now i'm gonna go eat some motherfucking black olives.

― DRAGON BONG Z (teenagequiet), Thursday, 16 November 2006 05:10 (eighteen years ago)

Damn - ZR, did you wake up with heartburn or what, bro? The olive/red wine combo is appealling, but needs to be offset by some flatbread or some such shit.

Also - I wrote that song in college. Your publication of it on this here message board is in violation of my property rights thereto. You owe me $6 million dollars.

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Thursday, 16 November 2006 14:39 (eighteen years ago)

The song in question is actually a remix, of MY a cappella version of "all indie rock ever."

So you need to be suing the original composers and performers of "all indie rock ever," not him. They probably have more money, anyway.

― LISTEN U TURBO CROUTON (TOMBOT), Thursday, 16 November 2006 14:44 (eighteen years ago)

UH LAST TIME I CHECKED, ZR BELONGS TO I, THE SET OF ALL COMPOSERS AND PERFORMERS OF ALL INDIE ROCK EVER

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Thursday, 16 November 2006 14:49 (eighteen years ago)

Guys, you litigious freaks, "janga janga janga" is, like, in the public domain by now, it's been around so long.

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Thursday, 16 November 2006 14:50 (eighteen years ago)

I am litigious by necessity, not by nature. I needs money.

And I wrote janga janga janga janga janga da-jang. I realize that some indie bands have played the following:

1. janga janga janga janga janga janga da-jang
2. janga janga janga janga janga da-jang da-jang
3. *snap* *crackle* BRMMMMMMMMMMMMPpppppfh (this is an approximation of all of ZR's amp troubles)

I am owed money for my creative efforts! FUCKIN' PAY ME!!!
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:qDRu3h9kwMIaTM:http://handson.provocateuse.com/images/photos/dave_chappelle_01.jpg

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Thursday, 16 November 2006 15:06 (eighteen years ago)

I saw a show last night with a Princess Janga on it.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 16 November 2006 15:07 (eighteen years ago)

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/1256/dajangyo8.jpg

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 16 November 2006 15:08 (eighteen years ago)

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:QBsx8baBP_j7kM:http://maidkiss.com/pc/interview/princess/jenga_raid.jpg

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Princess Jenga?

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Thursday, 16 November 2006 15:09 (eighteen years ago)

Wait, I'm confused, is the first janga a pick-up janga or am I just reading this in the wrong time signature?

Also, last night we watched Untold Stories Of The E.R. and there was one where African royalty came to the hospital, all VIP and security detail and shit, and after like 6 hours of bullshit the princess finally admitted to the resident in charge that she was just hungover but didn't want to tell anyone because her daddy the King had very strong opinions about drinking and she was afraid he wouldn't let her finish American College.

― LISTEN U TURBO CROUTON (TOMBOT), Thursday, 16 November 2006 15:10 (eighteen years ago)

marital xposting

― LISTEN U TURBO CROUTON (TOMBOT), Thursday, 16 November 2006 15:10 (eighteen years ago)

Pls to clarify relationship between janga and jenga.

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 16 November 2006 15:10 (eighteen years ago)

Janga or Jangi-Tau is a summit in the central part of the Greater Caucasus Mountain Range. It lies on the border of Svaneti (Georgia) and Kabardino-Balkaria (Russia). The elevation of the mountain is 5,051 meters (16,572 feet) above sea level. The slopes of the mountain are heavily glaciated.

Jenga is a game of physical and mental skill, marketed by Hasbro, in which players remove blocks from a tower and put them on top. The player who causes the tower to collapse loses. The word jenga is derived from kujenga the Swahili verb "to build"; jenga is the imperative form.

― LISTEN U TURBO CROUTON (TOMBOT), Thursday, 16 November 2006 15:11 (eighteen years ago)

OK but where does Pete fit into all that?

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 16 November 2006 15:11 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, Princess Janga, the party princess.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 16 November 2006 15:11 (eighteen years ago)

I love the phrase "heavily glaciated"

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 16 November 2006 15:12 (eighteen years ago)

It sounds like something W would say.

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 16 November 2006 15:12 (eighteen years ago)

Pete = From Planet Earth
Jenga = Invented By Earthians
Janga = Part of Planet Earth

― LISTEN U TURBO CROUTON (TOMBOT), Thursday, 16 November 2006 15:12 (eighteen years ago)

Proximity in the alphabet between the first vowels of each word would be the most succinct explanation.

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Thursday, 16 November 2006 15:12 (eighteen years ago)

http://web.mit.edu/guarrera/www/cam/cam-Thumbnails/13.jpg

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Thursday, 16 November 2006 15:13 (eighteen years ago)

L-R: Jenga, PS, Princess Jenga

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Thursday, 16 November 2006 15:13 (eighteen years ago)

What is the deal with Jenga's boobings???

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 16 November 2006 15:15 (eighteen years ago)

scalloped boobies

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Thursday, 16 November 2006 15:16 (eighteen years ago)

well all of those costumes are crap but it is Princess Jenga who is the crappest, what is she supposed to be?

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 16 November 2006 15:26 (eighteen years ago)

Scalloped boobies.

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Thursday, 16 November 2006 15:26 (eighteen years ago)

OK I see how this is going to be.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 16 November 2006 15:37 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.fishermansexpress.com/scallop-shell.jpg

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 16 November 2006 15:57 (eighteen years ago)

http://society.django-jp.com/images/sw_django.jpg

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Thursday, 16 November 2006 16:50 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.rachelleb.com/images/2005_08_12/packalope.jpg

― LISTEN U TURBO CROUTON (TOMBOT), Thursday, 16 November 2006 17:03 (eighteen years ago)

Ah, the elusive Green Bay Mardi Gras Elk, rearing its head in the parking lot of Packer Stadium, ready to mate with another cheesehead in full estrus.

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Thursday, 16 November 2006 17:08 (eighteen years ago)

it's going down

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/5118/hitparadevy8.jpg

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 16 November 2006 17:13 (eighteen years ago)

"privat club"=awesome. Stuff your face in a german bakery for me.

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Thursday, 16 November 2006 17:15 (eighteen years ago)

yo pete let's hear it for COLLEGE PARK reppin' steny hoyer, namesake of the illustrious steny hoyer reading room @ my former employer the national archives, taking house dem maj leader.

― DRAGON BONG Z (teenagequiet), Thursday, 16 November 2006 17:15 (eighteen years ago)

no.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 16 November 2006 17:18 (eighteen years ago)

well clearly i'm just trying to humor him here

― DRAGON BONG Z (teenagequiet), Thursday, 16 November 2006 17:21 (eighteen years ago)

attn: dc bros

please check out the picture and first sentence of the caption included with this story: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061116/ap_on_he_me/anti_obesity_charter.

thank you.

― DRAGON BONG Z (teenagequiet), Thursday, 16 November 2006 17:27 (eighteen years ago)

Another sing of the End Days

http://news.yahoo.com/photos/ss/photos_highlight_fp

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20061116/i/r1391296501.jpg?

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Thursday, 16 November 2006 17:41 (eighteen years ago)

bill murray to thread

― DRAGON BONG Z (teenagequiet), Thursday, 16 November 2006 17:45 (eighteen years ago)

hooray for steny hoyer, also reppin southern MD where I went to college. and for pissing off some of the crazy people in the political blogosphere who think pelosi should get whatever she wants b/c they are, like, kind of fascist

― dar1a g (daria g), Thursday, 16 November 2006 17:54 (eighteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/112/298859871_4eb1ac812a.jpg

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 16 November 2006 17:59 (eighteen years ago)

HAHAHAHA

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Thursday, 16 November 2006 18:01 (eighteen years ago)

! wicked

― dar1a g (daria g), Thursday, 16 November 2006 18:02 (eighteen years ago)

Z, you worked at the National Archives? Or was that part of a deeply embedded joke that I misinterpreted?

― Mary (Mary), Thursday, 16 November 2006 18:08 (eighteen years ago)

that just made my day.

I am currently sitting outside in Montrose, CA, utilizing a free public wifi set up at the Black Cow Cafe.

Damn, its really nice to be out of the house.

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Thursday, 16 November 2006 18:09 (eighteen years ago)

Also, when it gets colder shall we go ice skating by the National Gallery? Maybe around Christmas so Californians who may be returning to visit can attend?

― Mary (Mary), Thursday, 16 November 2006 18:14 (eighteen years ago)

yo im in for skating mary! and yeah, ZR spent a long time at the archives (based in college park or adelphi or whatever).

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Thursday, 16 November 2006 18:36 (eighteen years ago)

yeah mary, i worked there betwixt 16 and 21 or so, before ditching for the greener pastures of cdepot. i will probably never be employed anywhere weirder.

skating sounds rad.

― DRAGON BONG Z (teenagequiet), Thursday, 16 November 2006 18:43 (eighteen years ago)

Oh wow, I want to hear about next time in person.

― Mary (Mary), Thursday, 16 November 2006 18:49 (eighteen years ago)

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/5629/watermd6.jpg

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 16 November 2006 19:02 (eighteen years ago)

hey everyone -- friend of friend coming to DC this summer for unpaid world-saving job. anyone know of super-cheap rooms/sublets available this summer? or where i should recommend she look?

― ken noizewater, field researcher: capitools division (Pareene), Thursday, 16 November 2006 19:41 (eighteen years ago)

dc, can i hang out here for the rest of the afternoon? the chicago thread is boring the shit out of me today.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 16 November 2006 20:08 (eighteen years ago)

Sure. We're just taking it easy, though.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 16 November 2006 20:10 (eighteen years ago)

that's fine with me, the only ones on my adoptive city's thread are busy turning coal into diamonds via their sphincters.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 16 November 2006 20:12 (eighteen years ago)

I NEED NAMES

― RONNIE MERVIS (teenagequiet), Thursday, 16 November 2006 20:20 (eighteen years ago)

Also, otto, our city is floodin', FYI.

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Thursday, 16 November 2006 20:21 (eighteen years ago)

ha, ZR.

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Thursday, 16 November 2006 20:22 (eighteen years ago)

Do you think that this flood will prevent me having to go into work at 5? Flood, Alexandria, flood.

― Mary (Mary), Thursday, 16 November 2006 20:25 (eighteen years ago)

QUESTION: is this one of the stranger bills the black cat has ever hosted?

SUN DEC 10- PETER YARROW of Peter, Paul, and Mary (This is a seated show) $65 backstage 9:00

ANSWER: yes

― DRAGON BONG Z (teenagequiet), Thursday, 16 November 2006 20:30 (eighteen years ago)

my older sister lived in the dc area for a while, she lived in alexandria in fact. i used to go to the dc area for work a lot when i lived in massachusetts being that i was the only one without a felony dui conviction at my company i was the only one who could get a security clearance. i have not been back there in years however.

not flooding in chicago, but it is windy enough to knock you down if you're not ready. the tree outside my building is whistling with the wind.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 16 November 2006 20:31 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha that Peter Yarrow show is only so $$$ because they're going to have to rent chairs.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 16 November 2006 20:39 (eighteen years ago)

HOLY GODDAMN HOW DID I MISS THE FACT THAT THAT SHOW IS $65 THE FIRST TIME I LOOKED??

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Thursday, 16 November 2006 20:41 (eighteen years ago)

Haha wait, how come everyone at your job had a DUI?

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 16 November 2006 20:43 (eighteen years ago)

Was it a construction company?

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 16 November 2006 20:45 (eighteen years ago)

it's just how it was there. at the time i think i was the youngest one there at 25, the oldest was marc who was 28. we grew up together and in northeastern massachusetts there really isn't a lot to do for half the year except abuse stuff.

it was a computer company, i used to build RAID arrays.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 16 November 2006 20:47 (eighteen years ago)

wait, i forgot, the sales guys. there were a bunch of the sales force who were adults (i.e. not one of us who grew up together) but bender, frank, rick, dianne all had dui's as well.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 16 November 2006 20:49 (eighteen years ago)

i hope you took good notes.

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Thursday, 16 November 2006 20:50 (eighteen years ago)

the last trip i took to dc me and the sales guy were sitting at the airport bar at bwi and asked the bartender to tell us when it was 6:30 as our flight was at 7 and we were out of earshot of the gate. so we drink for a bit and i figure, shit, we've had a few, i wonder what's the time so i ask the guy. "it's uh, 7:35." awesome. we missed our flight back to manchester (the sales guy lived in new hampshire i lived in northern mass so it was easier for him to get to manchester) and the only thing back to new england was a flight to providence. so we flew into rhode island, i rented a car, and drove absolutely shit-faced from providence to new hampshire.

that was my last serious attempt at drunk driving and my last trip to dc.

the end,
otto midnight.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 16 November 2006 20:55 (eighteen years ago)

That's quite an achievement! I tend to get horribly drunk here without ever making it out of the city.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 16 November 2006 20:58 (eighteen years ago)

Man did I just luck out? I came home and there is no rain, no appearance of flooding, + 2min wait for train!

― LISTEN U TURBO CROUTON (TOMBOT), Thursday, 16 November 2006 21:04 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.wimblebees.com/img/450Parting-of-the-Red-Sea.jpg

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Thursday, 16 November 2006 21:05 (eighteen years ago)

xp for the sake of my equipment, i sure as hell hope you didn't

― DRAGON BONG Z (teenagequiet), Thursday, 16 November 2006 21:05 (eighteen years ago)

I hope those leaves aren't all still piled up outside, that could end up really bad :\

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 16 November 2006 21:10 (eighteen years ago)

Approximately 27% of my job these days is showing people how to log into the Wall Street Journal on our portal.

― Guy In Accounting Who Just E-mails Around YouTube Links (Mr.Que), Thursday, 16 November 2006 21:12 (eighteen years ago)

dudes i think i want a haircut, just to get my shit in shape, so i can streamline its continued growth.

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Thursday, 16 November 2006 21:14 (eighteen years ago)

what the hell does that mean

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 16 November 2006 21:15 (eighteen years ago)

he wants his hair cut by tony blair

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 16 November 2006 21:16 (eighteen years ago)

like trim ends, put it in some different shape, so "growing it out" doesnt mean "adopting a mullet," which im over

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Thursday, 16 November 2006 21:17 (eighteen years ago)

i need a haircut. KLG's new haircut is short!

― Dude That Spends A Confusing Amount Of Time Focusing On A Band He Hates (Mr.Que), Thursday, 16 November 2006 21:18 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SC1XvG4WjI4

xpost how did the haircut go though?????????? i cut my own hair last night.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 16 November 2006 21:21 (eighteen years ago)

OH YES I LIKE IT. Especially the climbing.

uh haircut? I told her it was too short, and tried to be nice about it, but it was late and i probably wasn't as nice as I should have been. next morning she gets out of the shower and says: "THIS IS TOO SHORT."

― Dude That Spends A Confusing Amount Of Time Focusing On A Band He Hates (Mr.Que), Thursday, 16 November 2006 21:29 (eighteen years ago)

UH OH ;_;

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 16 November 2006 21:30 (eighteen years ago)

Also, she told him/her to do whatever he/she wanted=EVEN I AS A DUDE KNOW THATS A BIG MISTAKE

― Dude That Spends A Confusing Amount Of Time Focusing On A Band He Hates (Mr.Que), Thursday, 16 November 2006 21:32 (eighteen years ago)

http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/4384/mixex2.jpg

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 16 November 2006 21:34 (eighteen years ago)

Oh if you tell someone to do whatever they want you invariably end up with super short hair.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 16 November 2006 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

maybe I should stop telling hairdressers that

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 16 November 2006 21:40 (eighteen years ago)

It is actually a well-executed cut and yeah, I said something like "oh no I'm not averse to going shorter" but dude, the back is SHAVED! It is very early-90s skate Betty.

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 16 November 2006 21:40 (eighteen years ago)

Which would be fine if it were the early 90s and I, you know, skated.

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 16 November 2006 21:41 (eighteen years ago)

One time I went and told a hairdresser, do whatever, and ended up with like 14 inches of hair lopped off and it was dyed white blonde. WTF?

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 16 November 2006 21:43 (eighteen years ago)

i have had three haircuts since june of 2004.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 16 November 2006 21:44 (eighteen years ago)

dude chicks skating = hottsville

― DRAGON BONG Z (teenagequiet), Thursday, 16 November 2006 21:44 (eighteen years ago)

It is actually a well-executed cut and yeah, I said something like "oh no I'm not averse to going shorter" but dude, the back is SHAVED! It is very early-90s skate Betty.

Which would be fine if it were the early 90s and I, you know, skated.

CUE WACKY TIME TRAVEL SEQUENCE!

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 16 November 2006 21:44 (eighteen years ago)

lol if only the skate park at Potomac Mills were still open! MW and I were all over that!

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 16 November 2006 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

history tells me that it doesn't matter what i tell people when i'm getting my hair cut, as they're going to freak out because it's curly and just scalp me anyway.

i could perhaps avoid this problem by spending more than $12 on said haircuts but that feels fundamentally wrong so i'm probably fucked.

― DRAGON BONG Z (teenagequiet), Thursday, 16 November 2006 21:47 (eighteen years ago)

One time I went and told a hairdresser, do whatever, and ended up with like 14 inches of hair lopped off and it was dyed white blonde. WTF?
-- Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyza...), November 16th, 2006.

AAAAHAHAAHAHAAAAAA

Also: that skatepark had fuckin' ROLLERGAMES pinball, a total classic.

― Dude That Spends A Confusing Amount Of Time Focusing On A Band He Hates (Mr.Que), Thursday, 16 November 2006 21:47 (eighteen years ago)

history tells me that it doesn't matter what i tell people when i'm getting my hair cut, as they're going to freak out because it's curly and just scalp me anyway.

HI DERE.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 16 November 2006 21:48 (eighteen years ago)

There can be only one haircut:

http://www.stonewalldemocrats.org/trailmix/testerfarm.jpg
http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Unknown/Annie-Lennox-Pre-made-Frame-C12160414.jpeg

for boys and girls

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 16 November 2006 21:49 (eighteen years ago)

Well, thank you for your concern over my pain, MW!!!!!!!!!!!!! No more little superstar for you.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 16 November 2006 21:49 (eighteen years ago)

Who has a skateboard? I feel like breaking a wrist with my skate Betty haircut.

xpost otto you can come hang with dc any time, although I don't imagine we are particularly exciting.

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 16 November 2006 21:49 (eighteen years ago)

i have paid for exactly one haircut in six years!

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Thursday, 16 November 2006 21:50 (eighteen years ago)

In the back, my hair is as short as Annie's. Longer in the front.

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 16 November 2006 21:50 (eighteen years ago)

MW has laughed at it repeatedly, btw.

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 16 November 2006 21:51 (eighteen years ago)

Do you guys feel like watching Al Roker lose at video game tennis to a mom

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qHvWII9KI8

― DOCTOR METH KING (TOMBOT), Thursday, 16 November 2006 21:51 (eighteen years ago)

i will be getting my haircut soon as it was being blown into my cigarette and burning during lunch time today.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 16 November 2006 21:51 (eighteen years ago)

Ed, you don't even have that haircut!

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 16 November 2006 21:52 (eighteen years ago)

No more little superstar for you.

I am not sure what this means.

― Dude That Spends A Confusing Amount Of Time Focusing On A Band He Hates (Mr.Que), Thursday, 16 November 2006 21:52 (eighteen years ago)

I have no idea.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 16 November 2006 21:53 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLa6dzVN_AU

― DRAGON BONG Z (teenagequiet), Thursday, 16 November 2006 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

my hair currently looks exactly like Annie's, except blonde and receeding and with unsightly matting from wearing headphones all day.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 16 November 2006 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

unsightly matting?

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 16 November 2006 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

xpost ALLY Well you said it, "bro," explain yourself Did it look like this

http://www.united-mutations.com/m/mp_bestof.jpg

― Dude That Spends A Confusing Amount Of Time Focusing On A Band He Hates (Mr.Que), Thursday, 16 November 2006 21:55 (eighteen years ago)

go the whole hog then, quincie, I like that look and it goes down well in montana.

I don't have any kind of haircut, but the last haircut I did have was something approaching the tester barnet (number 3 all over).

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 16 November 2006 21:55 (eighteen years ago)

i got a haircut on saturday! i have a problem similar to ZR's, but i usually get my hair cut by a) drunk friends or b) drunk me

― ken noizewater, field researcher: capitools division (Pareene), Thursday, 16 November 2006 21:56 (eighteen years ago)

Guys MW is trying to ruin Thanksgiving by banning his sister's famous corn puddin'.

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 16 November 2006 21:56 (eighteen years ago)

I cut my own hair for years and it looked awful, I think.

xpost: FUCK THAT PUDDIN

― Dude That Spends A Confusing Amount Of Time Focusing On A Band He Hates (Mr.Que), Thursday, 16 November 2006 21:56 (eighteen years ago)

"famous"

― Dude That Spends A Confusing Amount Of Time Focusing On A Band He Hates (Mr.Que), Thursday, 16 November 2006 21:57 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEVySnVoRKQ
^^^^^^^^^^ this is what my haircut looked like

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 16 November 2006 21:57 (eighteen years ago)

That puddin has the potential to be AWESOME!

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 16 November 2006 21:58 (eighteen years ago)

'unsightly matting' meaning that my limp thin hair has no natural spring and when I take my headphones off I have a matted trough running from ear to ear like someone rolled a tire across a wet lawn.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 16 November 2006 21:59 (eighteen years ago)

I have discovered the best booze ever in ikea:

FESTBRäNNVIN

Orange and ginger schapps.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 16 November 2006 21:59 (eighteen years ago)

Wait, IKEA is selling BOOZE now?

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 16 November 2006 22:00 (eighteen years ago)

Holy shit that sounds good!

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 16 November 2006 22:00 (eighteen years ago)

I request that ZR's next song be FUCK THAT PUDDIN

― DOCTOR METH KING (TOMBOT), Thursday, 16 November 2006 22:00 (eighteen years ago)

THIS IS WHAT MY HAIRCUT LOOKED LIKE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-ndkJ9WKDs

― Dude That Spends A Confusing Amount Of Time Focusing On A Band He Hates (Mr.Que), Thursday, 16 November 2006 22:00 (eighteen years ago)

YOU ARE FULL OF CRAP YOUR HAIR DIDN'T LOOK LIKE THAT BECAUSE THAT'S PRETTY AWESOME HAIR AND YOU JUST SAID IT WAS NOT AT ALL AWESOME!!

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 16 November 2006 22:01 (eighteen years ago)

It was not particularly awesome. I've seen pictures.

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 16 November 2006 22:02 (eighteen years ago)

THIS IS WHAT MY HAIR PUDDIN LOOKED LIKE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apuLs_ayKRM

― Dude That Spends A Confusing Amount Of Time Focusing On A Band He Hates (Mr.Que), Thursday, 16 November 2006 22:03 (eighteen years ago)

IKEA has always sold booze, but they are pulling the stops out this christmas, with spiced brandy Glog suchlike

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 16 November 2006 22:05 (eighteen years ago)

"of sorts"

http://www.cowart.info/blog/uploaded_images/glog%20cover2-745437.jpg

― Dude That Spends A Confusing Amount Of Time Focusing On A Band He Hates (Mr.Que), Thursday, 16 November 2006 22:06 (eighteen years ago)

MY HEAD SNAKES LOOK LIKE THAT:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ie0GqL7ktY8

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 16 November 2006 22:06 (eighteen years ago)

In the US IKEA doesn't sell booze :(

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 16 November 2006 22:07 (eighteen years ago)

goddamn it they should. actually it should come packaged in all their crappy furniture. the last step of the picto-directions should be a dude guzzling from a bottle until he's passed out with his tongue hanging out of his mouth with x's for eyes and birds and stars circling his head.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 16 November 2006 22:09 (eighteen years ago)

MY HAIR LOOKED LIKE THIS BUT EXCEPT REALLY BLONDE SO I DYED IT BACK ASAP
http://www.cinematical.com/images/2005/10/lg_keira.jpg

ALSO I BECAME A BOUNTY HUNTER WHEN THIS OCCURRED

xpost otto that is the most sensible thing I've heard all day.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 16 November 2006 22:09 (eighteen years ago)

i swear i saw lingonberry wine last time i was there

― Dude That Spends A Confusing Amount Of Time Focusing On A Band He Hates (Mr.Que), Thursday, 16 November 2006 22:10 (eighteen years ago)

(xpost) I think that's pretty much assumed in Sweden.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 16 November 2006 22:10 (eighteen years ago)

The payoff for getting round their store is gravadlax, ginger biscuits pickled herrings, red liquorice and esoteric booze.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 16 November 2006 22:11 (eighteen years ago)

I had an open face shrimp sandwich once at an IKEA

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 16 November 2006 22:12 (eighteen years ago)

Speaking of bounty hunters, I used to HAVE MY BOSSK LOOK LIKE THIS WHERE IS MY BOSSSK FIGURE

http://users3.ev1.net/~rfet/swchpics/bossk.jpg

― Dude That Spends A Confusing Amount Of Time Focusing On A Band He Hates (Mr.Que), Thursday, 16 November 2006 22:12 (eighteen years ago)

Another time a friend of ours spent his entire trip to IKEA singing Where Eagles Dare out loud.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 16 November 2006 22:13 (eighteen years ago)

I punched the air to the climax in Hawkwind's space is deep. (never go to ikea without headphones)

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 16 November 2006 22:14 (eighteen years ago)

I went to the IKEA in Elizabeth and feared I would never get out.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 16 November 2006 22:15 (eighteen years ago)

Martin Landau shops at IKEA, when he's not shooting at Eva Marie Saint on Mount Rushmore

http://www.space1999.net/catacombs/main/merc/card/ivmbarratt3.jpg

― Dude That Spends A Confusing Amount Of Time Focusing On A Band He Hates (Mr.Que), Thursday, 16 November 2006 22:15 (eighteen years ago)

Dear D.C.,
Have any of your thread titles come from Random Hearts yet?
Yrs in Chicago,
Eric

P.S. Or The Contender?

― Eazy (Eazy), Thursday, 16 November 2006 22:16 (eighteen years ago)

Another time a friend of ours spent his entire trip to IKEA singing Where Eagles Dare out loud.

that's awesome.

the last time i was at ikea was with my ex-girlfriend. we'd split up and she was keeping the plates, the flatware, and the car so she drove me out to schaumburg to ikea. it was horrible, worst shopping trip ever. me trying not be be bitter, her trying to hide the fact that her new dude was calling her cell every 10 minutes. gah, i need some lingonberry wine.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 16 November 2006 22:17 (eighteen years ago)

I went to edmonton ikea and it was full of lubavitchers, (the Hassidim and orthodox go to the one in wembley), truly thursday night is jewish night at ikea. Is building flatpack furniture sabbath breaking if you don't use an electric screwdriver?

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 16 November 2006 22:18 (eighteen years ago)

Eric, I have no idea what Random Hearts even is! I looked it up and it looks...terrible, wow.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 16 November 2006 22:19 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah Eric why don't you suck it.

― Dude That Spends A Confusing Amount Of Time Focusing On A Band He Hates (Mr.Que), Thursday, 16 November 2006 22:21 (eighteen years ago)

Because Sydney Pollack and Harrison Ford did in your own backyard.

― Eazy (Eazy), Thursday, 16 November 2006 22:24 (eighteen years ago)

mr. que is trying to start district/chicago beef again

― DRAGON BONG Z (teenagequiet), Thursday, 16 November 2006 22:28 (eighteen years ago)

RH has a bad plot but a lot of local color. The production design is full of really perfect details.

― Eazy (Eazy), Thursday, 16 November 2006 22:28 (eighteen years ago)

xpost ZR No, just a little. I'm actually discussin' the Superchunk and the Oblivians with people over on Chicago as we speak.

― Dude That Spends A Confusing Amount Of Time Focusing On A Band He Hates (Mr.Que), Thursday, 16 November 2006 22:29 (eighteen years ago)

NOTHING BUT LOVE OVER THERE!

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 16 November 2006 22:30 (eighteen years ago)

"BEFFSTARTER" would be a band I'd avoid

― DOCTOR METH KING (TOMBOT), Thursday, 16 November 2006 22:30 (eighteen years ago)

"BEEFSTARTER" would be something I'd use to save time in cooking.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 16 November 2006 22:33 (eighteen years ago)

BEEFSTARTER sounds like down market viagra.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 16 November 2006 22:34 (eighteen years ago)

TWISTED BEEFSTARTER

― Keith from The Prodigy (Dan Perry), Thursday, 16 November 2006 22:35 (eighteen years ago)

OK I'm putting a ban on "Beefstarter"

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 16 November 2006 22:45 (eighteen years ago)

Beefs tartare
http://www.buergerhof.at/menu/13.jpg

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Thursday, 16 November 2006 23:04 (eighteen years ago)

why did someone weave a strand of spaghetti through that tartare?

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 17 November 2006 13:52 (eighteen years ago)

because they thought if they did that, the spaghetti would magically turn into onions. looks like it worked.

― DOCTOR METH KING (TOMBOT), Friday, 17 November 2006 14:12 (eighteen years ago)

my favorite garnish in that pic is the foil wrapped butter

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 17 November 2006 14:24 (eighteen years ago)

how do you know it's BUTTER if it's wrapped in FOIL
maybe it's a BOUILLON HEXAHEDRON

― DOCTOR METH KING (TOMBOT), Friday, 17 November 2006 14:31 (eighteen years ago)

(do you see what I'm doing? it starts with a B)

― DOCTOR METH KING (TOMBOT), Friday, 17 November 2006 14:32 (eighteen years ago)

I see what you're doing. Will try some recipes this weekend.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 17 November 2006 14:38 (eighteen years ago)

The butter is the truck bomb rebel humans are crashing into the giant alien invader supermind. The spaghetti onions are the initial blast wave. The cucumber slices are just garnish.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Friday, 17 November 2006 14:54 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.poster.net/starship-troopers/starship-troopers-big-brain-bug-captured-3700149.jpg

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 17 November 2006 14:58 (eighteen years ago)

guys I think I kind of hate the noize board, a lot?

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 17 November 2006 15:41 (eighteen years ago)

SPECIFICS

― Dude That Spends A Confusing Amount Of Time Focusing On A Band He Hates (Mr.Que), Friday, 17 November 2006 15:44 (eighteen years ago)

Pete, wait, you actually go all the way to Mr. Chen's to pick up chinese food? Place is nowhere near your house??

-- Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyza...), November 17th, 2006. (allyzay) (admin)

dude youve forgotten about ROCK CREEK PKWY!! 5-6 min drive from my house!

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Friday, 17 November 2006 15:51 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.mccullagh.org/db9/d30-32/rock-creek-parkway-tunnel-2.jpg

― Dude That Spends A Confusing Amount Of Time Focusing On A Band He Hates (Mr.Que), Friday, 17 November 2006 15:52 (eighteen years ago)

I don't really have specifics, it's just this over-time realization that the people on that board are more petty and obsessed with what other ILXors are doing than any of the people they're making fun of. I clicked on like bummerz or whatever face emoticon and it's like 3 posts that are genuine bummers or strange situations, then 3 posts bitching about thread titles and Louis Jagger. I shouldn't say I hate the noize board cos it's only about 10 people on there who seem to be doing this but it's enough to make me not want to bother, even to keep touch with the people I like on there??

PS FUCKBAGS I KNOW YOU'RE ALL READING THIS, DON'T WORRY, I AM ACTUALLY NOT TRYING TO TALK BEHIND YOUR BACKS BECAUSE YOU ALL LURK HERE, CONSTANTLY, OBSESSIVELY, YOU LOT READ MORE OF THE ILX THREADS THAN NED EVEN.

xpost TRUE, I forget you have the magical car contraptions.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 17 November 2006 15:52 (eighteen years ago)

I agreed totally w/you Allyzay. Like the constant bitching still about our thread titles. Yawn.

― Dude That Spends A Confusing Amount Of Time Focusing On A Band He Hates (Mr.Que), Friday, 17 November 2006 15:54 (eighteen years ago)

MARK THAT IS BEAUTIFUL

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Friday, 17 November 2006 15:54 (eighteen years ago)

it's just like, guys, don't be gay. I will just stick to posting on this thread forevermore.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 17 November 2006 15:56 (eighteen years ago)

im looking forward to snow, dudes!

ps yes i know you will all throw this in my face when its grey and shitty and the slush wont go away. im prepared for that eventuality.

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Friday, 17 November 2006 15:57 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, that's my new screen saver/background I think.

― Dude That Spends A Confusing Amount Of Time Focusing On A Band He Hates (Mr.Que), Friday, 17 November 2006 15:59 (eighteen years ago)

I can't wait for snow either, we didn't get enough last year. (Like, one day?) It's too warm for November.

― Dude That Spends A Confusing Amount Of Time Focusing On A Band He Hates (Mr.Que), Friday, 17 November 2006 16:00 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, it's like 60 out there today. I am wearing a short-sleeved shirt.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 17 November 2006 16:02 (eighteen years ago)

we need some real November

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 17 November 2006 16:02 (eighteen years ago)

yeah dude - last year, i had to go to colorado to get my snow fix, which was awesome, cause it was like 0°F with a bitchin windchill, and five straight days of glorious snow.

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Friday, 17 November 2006 16:03 (eighteen years ago)

http://home.pacific.net.au/~tal/bad_kitten.jpg

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 17 November 2006 16:04 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah yeah yeah "cat spaghetti." How about CAT LASGANA!!!!

― Dude That Spends A Confusing Amount Of Time Focusing On A Band He Hates (Mr.Que), Friday, 17 November 2006 16:05 (eighteen years ago)

how about cats in your hippie sandals???
http://badgas.co.uk/animals/cats/sandal_kitten.jpg

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 17 November 2006 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

AWESOME YES

http://blogs.citypages.com/canderson/images/lasagnasecurity.jpg

― Dude That Spends A Confusing Amount Of Time Focusing On A Band He Hates (Mr.Que), Friday, 17 November 2006 16:08 (eighteen years ago)

results for cat lasagna are very disappointing.

xpost ok well you found something I didn't.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 17 November 2006 16:08 (eighteen years ago)

http://peter.stillhq.com/jasmine/blog/ny-maine-coon3-tn.jpg
IT'S A LION!!!!

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 17 November 2006 16:10 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.worldhum.com/images/uploads/catpostcard.JPG

― Dude That Spends A Confusing Amount Of Time Focusing On A Band He Hates (Mr.Que), Friday, 17 November 2006 16:13 (eighteen years ago)

We should move to Los Angeles, dudes. Though that might impact the snow-wanters in the group.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 17 November 2006 16:13 (eighteen years ago)

Gotta remember to water the cat this weekend.

http://z.about.com/d/paranormal/1/0/G/T/giant_cat.jpg

― Dude That Spends A Confusing Amount Of Time Focusing On A Band He Hates (Mr.Que), Friday, 17 November 2006 16:14 (eighteen years ago)

That cat is getting too MUCH water, look at how huge he is

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 17 November 2006 16:15 (eighteen years ago)

Random Hearts was filmed at the house of an attorney I used to work for. They put he and his wife up at like the Four Seasons or some such shit during the entire shoot. He said they almost didn't want to move back in.

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Friday, 17 November 2006 16:19 (eighteen years ago)

Where'd everybody else go? xpost oh hey dude, just in time!

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 17 November 2006 16:19 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.users.qwest.net/~mgmartin6245/scary%20cat.jpg

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 17 November 2006 16:20 (eighteen years ago)

This picture totally rules.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 17 November 2006 16:23 (eighteen years ago)

that cat is somewhat disturbing.

― Ed (dali), Friday, 17 November 2006 16:25 (eighteen years ago)

I think cats making that face are basically adorable, there's something very wrong with me.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 17 November 2006 16:26 (eighteen years ago)

what is the pink pustule on its left paw?

― Ed (dali), Friday, 17 November 2006 16:26 (eighteen years ago)

oh whoa, I didn't even notice that. Opposable thumb, I'm guessing.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 17 November 2006 16:27 (eighteen years ago)

I think cats making that face are basically adorable, there's something very wrong with me.
-- Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyza...), November 17th, 2006.

No, I'm in total agreement. It's really cute.

― Dude That Spends A Confusing Amount Of Time Focusing On A Band He Hates (Mr.Que), Friday, 17 November 2006 16:30 (eighteen years ago)

unlike this cat which is terrifying and will steal your soul from you
http://www.stuffonmycat.com/media/2/20060718-Caley%20Mae_blueberry_kiki.jpg

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 17 November 2006 16:35 (eighteen years ago)

You've just realized this? :)

― Mary (Mary), Friday, 17 November 2006 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

not really, it's just gone from like Jon's random bitch fits, which were kind of funny, to like people who just consistently, constantly moan about shit on ILE. And not even like "Someone was mean to me!", like really bizarre petty shit, trying to start fights cos I guess their lives suck. They remind me of this little bro:
http://img167.echo.cx/img167/9845/scary20cat1of.jpg

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 17 November 2006 16:39 (eighteen years ago)

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT BESIDES BEEZLEBUB AT A RETRIEMENT HOME

― Dude That Spends A Confusing Amount Of Time Focusing On A Band He Hates (Mr.Que), Friday, 17 November 2006 16:40 (eighteen years ago)

WHY YOU ASKING ME IF YOU KNOW THE ANSWERS

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 17 November 2006 16:40 (eighteen years ago)

Hey dudes anyone up for a beer after work? BH? Other?

Also: noize board is way more twee and emo than anything on ILE for realz.

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 17 November 2006 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

I will get 1-4 beers.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 17 November 2006 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

that fucking cat is the single grossest thing i've ever seen.

― DRAGON BONG Z (teenagequiet), Friday, 17 November 2006 16:43 (eighteen years ago)

It always bemuses me how people get riled by other people on the internets, they don't even exist. Mind you I rarely get riled with people who do exits in 3d so maybe I should shut up.

― Ed (dali), Friday, 17 November 2006 16:43 (eighteen years ago)

Ed I wish you could come for beers after work! Otto, too.

OK allyzay where we going? Anywhere Dupont-ish works for me, but I guess I could do Pharmacy or other AM bar although wait it is Friday that would be insane, yes?

Also: footbalz on Sunday? Where/when?

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 17 November 2006 16:45 (eighteen years ago)

http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/2004/reviews/583527_20041129_screen002.jpg

― DOCTOR METH KING (TOMBOT), Friday, 17 November 2006 16:46 (eighteen years ago)

ah well, I'm getting sent to Dublin next week, and Brussels the week after. DC can't be far off. (NB if someone can persuade someone in DC to buy some advanced television playout software this could happen faster)

― Ed (dali), Friday, 17 November 2006 16:47 (eighteen years ago)

ADAMS MORGAN NO. That place is like crazy balls on a Friday, even earlyish I'd be wary of the turbos. Where are you working, what are the cross-streets? Though maybe downtown on a Friday is a bad idea too. HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 17 November 2006 16:49 (eighteen years ago)

I am 24th and N, so anywhere in g'town or Dupont fair game.

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 17 November 2006 16:50 (eighteen years ago)

DUDE the human version of that cat with the birds on it is EXACTLY how i want to look.

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Friday, 17 November 2006 16:59 (eighteen years ago)

lol pete wants to be gaydalf

― DRAGON BONG Z (teenagequiet), Friday, 17 November 2006 17:03 (eighteen years ago)

q: ok so then Dupont seems best?? Unless people really wanna do Gtown again.

re: Sunday, I'm not sure, Giants play Monday so I have no hard and fast plan.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 17 November 2006 17:04 (eighteen years ago)

i think me and mark and zack are bro-ing on some chen's and indie rockumentary at my place at like 7. everyone is welcome, but we ARE WATCHING A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT THE MINUTEMEN, so caveat chillaxor.

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Friday, 17 November 2006 17:16 (eighteen years ago)

KG: Colts play Dallas at 4:15 and will probably be only game on TV (the 4pm tv time competition is SEATTLE VERSUS SAN FRANCISCO in the battle of "WTF is this on my tv for, put on the Colts and Cowboys") so we could probably go just about anywhere and see the Colties??

xpost that sounds like a recipe for me not coming to your house, bro.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 17 November 2006 17:16 (eighteen years ago)

just RING A DING DING if you change your mind

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Friday, 17 November 2006 17:20 (eighteen years ago)

http://photo.adoosimg.com/200604/38d50e7f99122fcc28419dc43ccc-4.jpg
^^^^^^^^lol dog is tiny

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 17 November 2006 17:21 (eighteen years ago)

Yay Colties? Maybe Muttley's? Or not? For footballz, not tonight. Big Hunt tonight? Childe Haroldeeee?

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 17 November 2006 17:29 (eighteen years ago)

Ok yeah I didn't make much sense just now.

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 17 November 2006 17:29 (eighteen years ago)

http://home.gwu.edu/~tombot/WME.png

― DOCTOR METH KING (TOMBOT), Friday, 17 November 2006 17:35 (eighteen years ago)

http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/7675/likekantkv3.jpg

― ken noizewater, field researcher: capitools division (Pareene), Friday, 17 November 2006 17:42 (eighteen years ago)

that sounds like a recipe for me not coming to your house, bro

http://www.southern.com/BURNINGFLAGS/pics/minutemen.gif

^^^ BUT THIS BAND COULD BE YOUR LIFE, ALLY. YOUR LIFE.

― DRAGON BONG Z (teenagequiet), Friday, 17 November 2006 17:45 (eighteen years ago)

It made sense to me KG. I am ok w/Big Hunt tonight, personally. When do you get out of works??

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 17 November 2006 17:46 (eighteen years ago)

also tom "worst monster ever" = a+ #1 for all time

― DRAGON BONG Z (teenagequiet), Friday, 17 November 2006 17:48 (eighteen years ago)

"warhol" ha ha ha, what's his secret weapon: fame?

― Dude That Spends A Confusing Amount Of Time Focusing On A Band He Hates (Mr.Que), Friday, 17 November 2006 17:52 (eighteen years ago)

warhol is adept at incantations and may summon many different familiars during battle

― DOCTOR METH KING (TOMBOT), Friday, 17 November 2006 18:09 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.theatlantic.com/unbound/sage/images/belichick_defense.gif
^^^^^^^ guys what

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 17 November 2006 18:12 (eighteen years ago)

you blew everyone's mind.
if we are going to do something after the jobs are done, I need to go home and resurrect my phone.

― DOCTOR METH KING (TOMBOT), Friday, 17 November 2006 20:03 (eighteen years ago)

You've gotten by as long as I've known you without bothering to keep your phone alive, why is it so important today?

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 17 November 2006 20:07 (eighteen years ago)

I AM THE RESSURECTION

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/31/Grunewald_-_christ.jpg/180px-Grunewald_-_christ.jpg

― Dude That Spends A Confusing Amount Of Time Focusing On A Band He Hates (Mr.Que), Friday, 17 November 2006 20:08 (eighteen years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/200000/images/_200016_ian_brown_300.jpg

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 17 November 2006 20:09 (eighteen years ago)

man that took me a long time to figure out

― DOCTOR METH KING (TOMBOT), Friday, 17 November 2006 20:16 (eighteen years ago)

you are probably a better person for that

― DRAGON BONG Z (teenagequiet), Friday, 17 November 2006 20:20 (eighteen years ago)

come on Ally you know DC threads are crowded enough with lead singers named Ian already.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 17 November 2006 20:24 (eighteen years ago)

HI WE'RE THE OVERRATED BAND FROM ENGLAND, OI, SAYING THAT'S A WEE BIT REDUNDANT, INNIT?

― Dude That Spends A Confusing Amount Of Time Focusing On A Band He Hates (Mr.Que), Friday, 17 November 2006 20:24 (eighteen years ago)

― DOCTOR METH KING (TOMBOT), Friday, 17 November 2006 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

WOT COR BLIMEY INNIT GUV

― DOCTOR METH KING (TOMBOT), Friday, 17 November 2006 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

EH, BOB'S YR UNCLE, FANNY'S YR AUNT, EH LOVE? CUPPA TEA?

― Dude That Spends A Confusing Amount Of Time Focusing On A Band He Hates (Mr.Que), Friday, 17 November 2006 20:30 (eighteen years ago)

hah, i like (parts of) that first album. over-vocal ZR SST/Amerindiepunk luv = covering secret teenage anglophile shame

― DRAGON BONG Z (teenagequiet), Friday, 17 November 2006 20:32 (eighteen years ago)

"Fool's Gold" and "I Wanna Be Adored" pwn you and you know it.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 17 November 2006 20:33 (eighteen years ago)

Fool's Gold is crap.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 17 November 2006 20:35 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah me too, ZR, "parts" but man did people freak out over them. i.e. people="the press"

FOOLZ GOLD SUCKS I AM THE RESSURECTION POWNS IT

― Dude That Spends A Confusing Amount Of Time Focusing On A Band He Hates (Mr.Que), Friday, 17 November 2006 20:35 (eighteen years ago)

She Bangs the Drums is pretty sweet.

― Dude That Spends A Confusing Amount Of Time Focusing On A Band He Hates (Mr.Que), Friday, 17 November 2006 20:37 (eighteen years ago)

when i had a brief dalliance with learning how to play pete's drums the opening to "i wanna be adored" was one of the beats i used to teach myself

― DRAGON BONG Z (teenagequiet), Friday, 17 November 2006 20:37 (eighteen years ago)

"Fool's Gold" is simple and obvious, it isn't crap. I reserve the right to love any song containing the line "The Marquis de Sade never had no boots like these".

"She Bangs The Drums" is kind of overrated but "Waterfalls" is awesome.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 17 November 2006 20:37 (eighteen years ago)

. . . .i mean uh . . .yeah i like this much more really! I'm HARDCORE
http://www.theweathermen.com/acatalog/black_flag_slip_it_in.gif

― Dude That Spends A Confusing Amount Of Time Focusing On A Band He Hates (Mr.Que), Friday, 17 November 2006 20:38 (eighteen years ago)

Fool's Gold IS crap. I have heard it very recently, multiple fucking times, in the Big Hunt and let me tell you, I hate that song so much. Tom likes it and it always results in a mini-argument because I HATE that song soooooo much.

OK fucking Modest Mouse is on the radio again, I don't get this radio station my coworker listens to, sometimes it plays Danii Minogue and this retarded euro-trance-Ibiza stuff, then it'll slip in Modest Mouse. WHY?

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 17 November 2006 20:40 (eighteen years ago)

xp - wvs bro if you were hardcore you'd know everything that's good on that album is better here:

http://home.pacbell.net/fire_elf/secondary_pages/images/BLACK%20FLAG.jpg

― DRAGON BONG Z (teenagequiet), Friday, 17 November 2006 20:41 (eighteen years ago)

Also I like the ten-count beat overlaid on top of the 4/4 song.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 17 November 2006 20:42 (eighteen years ago)

Modest Mouse doesn't even have that, Dan.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 17 November 2006 20:42 (eighteen years ago)

Fools Gold more like Fool's Crap aimrite

― Dude That Spends A Confusing Amount Of Time Focusing On A Band He Hates (Mr.Que), Friday, 17 November 2006 20:47 (eighteen years ago)

I see what you did there

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 17 November 2006 20:48 (eighteen years ago)

Bah, I'm right but I don't feel like arguing.

Instead, I feel like bragging because someone who is married to me just got an audition with Cincinnati Opera. WOOT

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 17 November 2006 20:49 (eighteen years ago)

yea ZR I am not hardcore in the slightest. I have the Germs and Minor Threat and I think that's it. I owned the Black Flag w/rise above for like ten minutes.

― Dude That Spends A Confusing Amount Of Time Focusing On A Band He Hates (Mr.Que), Friday, 17 November 2006 20:49 (eighteen years ago)

whoa, Dan, give her my congrats and good-luck-wishes!!

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 17 November 2006 20:50 (eighteen years ago)

http://img131.imageshack.us/img131/6020/iansaa7.jpg

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 17 November 2006 20:51 (eighteen years ago)

Dan, you don't live in Cincinnati.

― DOCTOR METH KING (TOMBOT), Friday, 17 November 2006 20:52 (eighteen years ago)

THAT IS FUCKING AWESOME. BRIAN

― Dude That Spends A Confusing Amount Of Time Focusing On A Band He Hates (Mr.Que), Friday, 17 November 2006 20:52 (eighteen years ago)

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLLERSKATES

― DRAGON BONG Z (teenagequiet), Friday, 17 November 2006 20:53 (eighteen years ago)

No, but her folx do. Also I think this is just for gigs, not for a full-on young artist program. (If it's for an artist program... um, I might be moving.)

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 17 November 2006 20:54 (eighteen years ago)

You picked the BEST pictures, too Brian.

― Dude That Spends A Confusing Amount Of Time Focusing On A Band He Hates (Mr.Que), Friday, 17 November 2006 20:55 (eighteen years ago)

The secret to being a quality ian = hold microphone in front of face!!

― DOCTOR METH KING (TOMBOT), Friday, 17 November 2006 20:56 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.enkiri.com/joy/members/i_curtis1.jpg

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 17 November 2006 20:57 (eighteen years ago)

all britishes ians the same

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 17 November 2006 21:00 (eighteen years ago)

fite

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 17 November 2006 21:02 (eighteen years ago)

Ian Curtis != Ian Riese-Moraine

― The Low Blow Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 17 November 2006 21:03 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.enkiri.com/joy/members/i_curtis1.jpg

thing is, dude was fucking his mom

― DRAGON BONG Z (teenagequiet), Friday, 17 November 2006 21:03 (eighteen years ago)

Hey allyz I gets out of work five-ish or whatever.

WHO ELSE BE DRINKING BEERZ WITH US?

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 17 November 2006 21:04 (eighteen years ago)

i think i hurt myself stifling laughter ow

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 17 November 2006 21:04 (eighteen years ago)

lol @ ian curtis-moraine

q, gimme a call or txt when you get out and I will meet you at big hunty.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 17 November 2006 21:05 (eighteen years ago)

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 17 November 2006 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

I cannot go drinking tonight as I have to venture to the land of TYSON'S CORNER

ugh

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 17 November 2006 21:09 (eighteen years ago)

http://home.gwu.edu/~tombot/SRvsIANS.png

― DOCTOR METH KING (TOMBOT), Friday, 17 November 2006 21:12 (eighteen years ago)

(hell yes I saved that shit as a template in publisher)

― DOCTOR METH KING (TOMBOT), Friday, 17 November 2006 21:13 (eighteen years ago)

I like how Ian Curtis=0 so he's dead, awesome

― Dude That Spends A Confusing Amount Of Time Focusing On A Band He Hates (Mr.Que), Friday, 17 November 2006 21:15 (eighteen years ago)

WHO ELSE BE DRINKING BEERZ WITH US?

i will, in spirit. i'll be 1,000 miles away but i'll be there in spirit.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 17 November 2006 21:17 (eighteen years ago)

This discussion has totally inspired me to play the 808 State mix of "Made Of Stone" next time I DJ.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 17 November 2006 21:20 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.sculpturegallery.com/africa2/cool_cat.jpg

― Dude That Spends A Confusing Amount Of Time Focusing On A Band He Hates (Mr.Que), Friday, 17 November 2006 21:22 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.morbid.demon.co.uk/boneyard-fx-cat.jpg

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 17 November 2006 21:24 (eighteen years ago)

wtf is that.

either of them actually.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 17 November 2006 21:24 (eighteen years ago)

Mine's a picture of what I look like when I'm playing drums. I dunno about Dan's.

― Dude That Spends A Confusing Amount Of Time Focusing On A Band He Hates (Mr.Que), Friday, 17 November 2006 21:25 (eighteen years ago)

Mine is the husband of this person:

http://www.jaxbooks.com/cat%20face.jpg

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 17 November 2006 21:26 (eighteen years ago)

MW I am pretty much 100% certain you look nothing like that when playing drums being as you are white, beardless, and have a body.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 17 November 2006 21:28 (eighteen years ago)

And to my knowlege does NOT own a blue beret.

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 17 November 2006 21:40 (eighteen years ago)

Hey MW do/did you know of an MO band called MU330 or something like that?

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 17 November 2006 21:40 (eighteen years ago)

Maybe he means when he plays drums actual notes fly out of the kit?

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 17 November 2006 21:41 (eighteen years ago)

Hey MW do/did you know of an MO band called MU330 or something like that?
-- quincie (quinci...), November 17th, 2006.

YES WHY

― Dude That Spends A Confusing Amount Of Time Focusing On A Band He Hates (Mr.Que), Friday, 17 November 2006 21:41 (eighteen years ago)

SKA BAND They were

― Dude That Spends A Confusing Amount Of Time Focusing On A Band He Hates (Mr.Que), Friday, 17 November 2006 21:41 (eighteen years ago)

GREAT YOUR INTO SKA NOW I HAVE TO DEAL WITH YOU SKANKING AROUND THE HOUSE ASKING IF I HAVE DESMOND DEKKER BOOTLEGS

― Dude That Spends A Confusing Amount Of Time Focusing On A Band He Hates (Mr.Que), Friday, 17 November 2006 21:45 (eighteen years ago)

You overreact to things regularly.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 17 November 2006 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

Remember I told you one of my new coworkers is from St. Louis? She is/was friends with ppl in that band. Or maybe she was actually in the band??? Didn't get the details.

xpost I can understand overreacting to ska, tho.

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 17 November 2006 21:47 (eighteen years ago)

touche

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 17 November 2006 21:48 (eighteen years ago)

And I already skank around the house so really, how would that be different?

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 17 November 2006 21:48 (eighteen years ago)

Also MW what is the actual name of that band?

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 17 November 2006 21:49 (eighteen years ago)

And allyz what time you get off workie?

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 17 November 2006 21:49 (eighteen years ago)

leavin basically now, dude, I could've left a while ago but I was working on a couple things (that have nothing to do with actually working)

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 17 November 2006 21:50 (eighteen years ago)

OK I will leave soon. Any interest in checking out benetton?

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 17 November 2006 21:51 (eighteen years ago)

Or whatever that store is in dupont. I think benetton.

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 17 November 2006 21:51 (eighteen years ago)

I might be down for that, the one by Sette Osteria on Connecticut? Give me a buzz when you are in the hood and we can check that out.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 17 November 2006 21:52 (eighteen years ago)

lol women be etc.

― DRAGON BONG Z (teenagequiet), Friday, 17 November 2006 21:53 (eighteen years ago)

You overreact to things regularly.
-- Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyza...), November 17th, 2006.

Chuckle. Um. Yeah, noted without comment.

MU330 is the name of the band. Man the ska girl @ my radio station was soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cuet.

― Dude That Spends A Confusing Amount Of Time Focusing On A Band He Hates (Mr.Que), Friday, 17 November 2006 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

Since I'm at home now I cannot work up a quick shot of semi-famous people facing off against "lol women"

― DOCTOR METH KING (TOMBOT), Friday, 17 November 2006 22:01 (eighteen years ago)

OK band drummer and my coworker dated for a long time.

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 17 November 2006 22:02 (eighteen years ago)

DAEREST Q

i am in a different country, called nova scotia, and therefore cannot come to teh big cunt tonight. nor respond to your SMS TEXT MESSAGe, because i'm pretty sure sprint would charge me 400000 dollar for even trying. "digital roam" wtf.

i am gdrunk

― ken noizewater, field researcher: capitools division (Pareene), Friday, 17 November 2006 23:44 (eighteen years ago)

Going to bed just after 4am fri nite/sat morning - new record early! Also, sober enough to type - somewhat disappointing!

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Saturday, 18 November 2006 09:11 (eighteen years ago)

also, Tyson's Corner is irredeemable. Except for the rolls at Coastal Flats.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Saturday, 18 November 2006 09:13 (eighteen years ago)

What were you doing at Tyson's until four in the morning? I know, scoping out the VA H&M offerings.

― Mary (Mary), Saturday, 18 November 2006 17:59 (eighteen years ago)

IM IN UR DRUMS MUFFLING YOUR BEATZ

http://myspace-702.vo.llnwd.net/00912/20/79/912239702_l.jpg

― Ed (dali), Monday, 20 November 2006 14:45 (eighteen years ago)

weekend recap:

1. Tyson's Corner = sucks ass
2. Service at The Brickskeller has improved - went from being seated to getting first beer in only half an hour!
3. "Treasures of American History", the temporary American History exhibit at the Air & Space Museum = GREAT!
4. The weather = perfect fall, even if it's only a week long
5. 2 Amy's = perpetually OTM
6. James Bond = awesome
7. Dupont Farmer's Market = all you got is apples and broccoli?
8. Brunch at Bebo Trattoria = epic
9. rapini at Bebo Trattoria = cooked in sardine juice???
10. Sunday night work meetings = dud

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Monday, 20 November 2006 15:12 (eighteen years ago)

1. That seems correct
2. THAT fuckin place, why is there always a huge 400-person line outside of it? Shit ain't that great, and they're always out of whatever beer you initially order. No matter what it is, I think they're lying to be honest, just to mess with you.
3. :( when does it go away?
4. No, it is pretty cold today dude.
5. It seems overrated and full of strollers, I will be disappointed mightly if I ever deem it worthy of inspection I think.
6. Pretty OTM except for that ridiculous googly eye faffing about interlude. Also too much Craig pubes.
7. You must've missed the awesome looking whole chickens and the bacon and the buffalo, dude. That and milk and eggs are the only reason I am still going at this point, fuck the idea that I can tell the difference between "store broccoli" and "farm broccoli" consider they are, either way, pretty DO NOT WANT unless you prepare them in such a fashion that the taste doesn't resemble "broccoli" per se but rather "chinese food" or "vinegary."
8. No opinion
9. THAT I have an opinion about.
10. OTM x 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 20 November 2006 15:18 (eighteen years ago)

Our James Bond experience featured a $25 lunch at McCormick & Schmidt's where a CIA dude talked about being a CIA dude for a while and then free movie passes!! Was tempted to turn in my Bond tickets for Borat tickets when the idiots at Gallery Place Regal made us all stand in a line that basically ended up GOING DOWN THE ESCALATOR instead of letting us line up AFTER the ticket takers (ie allowing people to use the bathroom and, importantly, buy overpriced foods and drinks while waiting interminably for a "6.20" movie?? What were they thinking?). Pretty funny to watch people try to queue up on an escalator though.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 20 November 2006 15:20 (eighteen years ago)

Escalator queueing sounds like instant CLASSIC.

Also, the time and place for 2 Amy's is around 3 or 4pm sitting at the bar. Exclusively.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Monday, 20 November 2006 15:25 (eighteen years ago)

2 amys! i forgot about there

― -- (688), Monday, 20 November 2006 15:29 (eighteen years ago)

I will definitely take that into consideration, does that go for weekends as well? We were going to stop into Jaleo over the weekend after teh Bond but place was POUNDED, the bar area looked like Smith Point or something. WTF?

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 20 November 2006 15:29 (eighteen years ago)

I think "escalator queueing" is the name of one of the dance moves used in the "Around The World" video

― DOCTOR METH KING (TOMBOT), Monday, 20 November 2006 15:29 (eighteen years ago)

BTW Brian do you remember what else was in Bond's ridiculous invented cocktail? 3 oz. Gordon's, 1 oz. Vodka, something, something else, and a twist of lemon, right?

― DOCTOR METH KING (TOMBOT), Monday, 20 November 2006 15:30 (eighteen years ago)

That cocktail sounded horrible, no matter which way I looked at it.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 20 November 2006 15:33 (eighteen years ago)

Not an invented cocktail! It's a very old cocktail that is actaully called a Vesper - I think it was around before the Casino Royale book, even, as it's featured in the book Vintage Spirits and Forgotten Cocktails. I felt like such an alcoholic dork when he gave the order for it and I recognized it. 3 parts gin, 1 part vodka, 1/2 part Lillet blanc and a twist. Great cocktail.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Monday, 20 November 2006 15:39 (eighteen years ago)

Ally, it's greater than the sum of its parts. Unless you don't like gin.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Monday, 20 November 2006 15:40 (eighteen years ago)

"alcoholic dork"

― Dude That Spends A Confusing Amount Of Time Focusing On A Band He Hates (Mr.Que), Monday, 20 November 2006 15:41 (eighteen years ago)

I do not like gin.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 20 November 2006 15:44 (eighteen years ago)

it's just a gin martini w/twist, except with some of the gin surgically replaced with vodka

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Monday, 20 November 2006 15:44 (eighteen years ago)

that's more vermouth than I normally prefer I think. Then again I am of the "Diamond Juice" school of "give me a glass of vodka from some country where vodka exports = 25% of GDP and put a piece of a lemon in it"

― DOCTOR METH KING (TOMBOT), Monday, 20 November 2006 15:47 (eighteen years ago)

you can leave the lemon on the side in my case.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 20 November 2006 15:48 (eighteen years ago)

Or if there has to be vermouth and nobody is expecting me to behave like anything more civilized or animated than a dead homo habilis then bombay sapphire will do.

― DOCTOR METH KING (TOMBOT), Monday, 20 November 2006 15:49 (eighteen years ago)

haha "when I drink gin I turn into a musty-smelling bipedal progenitor, you don't want that"

― DOCTOR METH KING (TOMBOT), Monday, 20 November 2006 15:50 (eighteen years ago)

Speaking of diamonds, I really wanna see that Leo DiCaprio movie where he plays a diamond smuggler with a bad accent. It looks awful.

― Dude That Spends A Confusing Amount Of Time Focusing On A Band He Hates (Mr.Que), Monday, 20 November 2006 15:50 (eighteen years ago)

Hendricks and Noilly Prat is a pretty Killer combination.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 20 November 2006 15:51 (eighteen years ago)

this weekend i decided that i wanna drink a lot of vodka gimlets over the winter

― come on baby let's go downtown (teenagequiet), Monday, 20 November 2006 15:51 (eighteen years ago)

I want to see if the rosehip orange and ginger schnapps from ikea will work in place of gin in a negroni or in place of the orange liquer in a Florian.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 20 November 2006 15:53 (eighteen years ago)

I always thought when you drank gin you turned into an asshole, I didn't know there was a scientific term.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 20 November 2006 15:54 (eighteen years ago)

Also MW OTM on the awful-looking-ness of that movie.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 20 November 2006 15:55 (eighteen years ago)

3 parts Miller's Westbourne Strength Gin
1 part Carpano Antica Vermouth
dash of orange bitters

= martini awesomeness

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Monday, 20 November 2006 15:55 (eighteen years ago)

The dash of bitters is a good touch. The winston churchil martini calls for a dash of aangosturas bitters to be swirled round the glass to coat in and the excess discarded.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 20 November 2006 15:57 (eighteen years ago)

>:[ these drinks all sound terrible

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 20 November 2006 15:58 (eighteen years ago)

I had to do a bunch of school stuff this weekend, but no big deal because I'm all jacked up about this week, relaxing time with just enough family, taking Wednesday off to make a pumpkin ginger cheesecake type thing and read this motherfucker's new book:

http://www.hyperarts.com/pynchon/images/Pynchon_Simpsons.jpg

― Dude That Spends A Confusing Amount Of Time Focusing On A Band He Hates (Mr.Que), Monday, 20 November 2006 15:58 (eighteen years ago)

No MW the movie you want to see is where the director of Mad Max got stoned out of his mind and watched "March of the Penguins" and thought "Man if I could get Robin Williams to voice a baby penguin in a movie about a huge number of penguins acting like they're in a greek council step competition at a black college that would be GREAT"

― DOCTOR METH KING (TOMBOT), Monday, 20 November 2006 15:59 (eighteen years ago)

no you're right tombot, I wanna see that one too.

― HAPPY FEETS (Mr.Que), Monday, 20 November 2006 15:59 (eighteen years ago)

NO. NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THAT.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:00 (eighteen years ago)

TOMBOT and I do. Guess who is not invited?

― Dude That Spends A Confusing Amount Of Time Focusing On A Band He Hates (Mr.Que), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:01 (eighteen years ago)

Fine, go see it on a Sunday afternoon and leave the rest of us to our normal people pursuits.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:01 (eighteen years ago)

swirled round the glass to coat in and the excess discarded

I have always preferred this method in martini prep, if you have to add shit

― DOCTOR METH KING (TOMBOT), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:02 (eighteen years ago)

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m134/johnjusten/ohcaatci0.png?t=1163988168

― Dude That Spends A Confusing Amount Of Time Focusing On A Band He Hates (Mr.Que), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:08 (eighteen years ago)

that's horrific

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:09 (eighteen years ago)

Set in an Antarctic emperor penguin colony, the film begins with the premise that every penguin must sing a unique song to attract a soul mate. Mumble, the son of Memphis and Norma Jean, is a terrible singer due to Memphis dropping Mumble while he was still in his egg. He discovers a talent for tap dancing, saying that he has happy feet, which develops with him into adolescence. The other penguins do not approve of this, and he is eventually exiled from the community by the leader of the penguin theocracy. He finds friendship in five small Adelie penguins and one Rockhopper penguin. Together they set off in search of the reason why all of the fish are disappearing. In the process they must cross the land of the elephant seals, save their friend Lovelace, and cross a valley of blizzards. Eventually, Mumble discovers that the fish are being taken by humans in huge amounts, so he chases after their ship until he is washed up on shore somewhere in North America. When he awakes, he believes he is in heaven, but he is actually in a zoo. After trying to communicate with the humans for a while, Mumble gives up until a girl taps on the glass in rhythm and he begins to tap dance. Once his talent is seen, he is returned to the wild and tracked by nature conservationists, who film the penguins all dancing in rhythm. Astounded and charmed by this amazing display, the humans eventually stop the fish industry in Mumble's home and restore the natural order of things.

― DOCTOR METH KING (TOMBOT), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:10 (eighteen years ago)

from the noize board, just wanted to make sure everyone had a chance to see it.

― Dude That Spends A Confusing Amount Of Time Focusing On A Band He Hates (Mr.Que), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:10 (eighteen years ago)

WHY IS THAT THING WITH GARFIELD FUNNY, IT IS BUT WHY

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:11 (eighteen years ago)

ZR: SERIOUSLY PETE, ILM IS FINE - ITS BETTER THAN ITS EVER BEEN BEFORE
PS: Which bands had a definite control freak among their ranks?
What hip hop song is best for back pain?
worst 007 theme ever!
Let's have a conversation...using song titles!
How good can it be if it's "fake"?

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:11 (eighteen years ago)

"restore the natural order of things" CANT WAIT

― Dude That Spends A Confusing Amount Of Time Focusing On A Band He Hates (Mr.Que), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:11 (eighteen years ago)

whatchall doing on thursday (besides watching football)?

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:11 (eighteen years ago)

http://img421.imageshack.us/img421/7144/unhappyfeetbg6.jpg

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:12 (eighteen years ago)

EATING FISH
TRANSVERSING VALLEY OF BLIZZARDS
AVOIDING SEA LIONS, DUMBASS BRITISH EXPLORERS

oh, wait, I'm not a penguin.

― VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:13 (eighteen years ago)

TAKE THAT BOND. POWNED YOU

― VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:14 (eighteen years ago)

check that theater count again mr. literature

― DOCTOR METH KING (TOMBOT), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:16 (eighteen years ago)

oopz. i don't do numbers.

― VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:17 (eighteen years ago)

WHO GIVES A SHIT??????

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:18 (eighteen years ago)

http://diveintomark.org/public/2006/07/you-make-bunny-cry.jpg

― VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:19 (eighteen years ago)

SERIOUSLY. I MEAN I HATE TITANIC BUT IT WAS AT THE TOP OF THE BOX OFFICE FOR LIKE 3 YEARS. PEOPLE BE WATCHIN SOME SHIT WITH A LOT OF COMMERCIALS ON THE TV, NEWS AT 11.

XPOST THAT IS REALLY CUTE

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:20 (eighteen years ago)

i said that there were actually a few sort of decent threads on ILM last week, which was true - not that it's "better than it's ever been before." jesus louiseus.

― come on baby let's go downtown (teenagequiet), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:23 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.whoisthatwithjeremy.com/sites/A/843/photos/843_37528_1133483806365.jpg
^^^^^^^^ uh

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:25 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.tmz.com/2006/11/20/kramers-racist-tirade-caught-on-tape/

― come on baby let's go downtown (teenagequiet), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:26 (eighteen years ago)

NO NO YOU DID SAY THAT - i wouldnt make that up

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:26 (eighteen years ago)

that's funny, because you just did!

― come on baby let's go downtown (teenagequiet), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:27 (eighteen years ago)

i mean its true that you remembered everything on friday night so what do i know??

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:29 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.whoisthatwithjeremy.com/sites/A/843/photos/843_19850_1112566624085.jpg
guys I am entranced by this creepy fucking website

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:29 (eighteen years ago)

haha holy shit kramer

― DOCTOR METH KING (TOMBOT), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:30 (eighteen years ago)

yeah thats crazy shit

― VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:31 (eighteen years ago)

xp BAND'S OVER

― come on baby let's go downtown (teenagequiet), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:32 (eighteen years ago)

;_;

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:32 (eighteen years ago)

NO YOU CANT BREAK UP ON THE INTERNETS

― VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:33 (eighteen years ago)

XP SAVE YOUR TEARS FOR ENDLESS BOOGIE BRODOG

― come on baby let's go downtown (teenagequiet), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:33 (eighteen years ago)

I'm ok with this, I think it's a good way to go about breaking up.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:35 (eighteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/af/Buzzorhowl.jpg

― VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:35 (eighteen years ago)

TRIVIA TEAM NAMES TONIGHT WILL ALL BE KRAMER REFS

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:37 (eighteen years ago)

yeah because you hate those topical references don't you?

― come on baby let's go downtown (teenagequiet), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:38 (eighteen years ago)

http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/408/orhitlerjo8.jpg

― ken noizewater, field researcher: capitools division (Pareene), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:39 (eighteen years ago)

(is this what it's like to be you taunting me for interminable tuning breaks? it's fun!)

― come on baby let's go downtown (teenagequiet), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:39 (eighteen years ago)

pete you're supposed to playing the most annoying beat possible turning "tuning" breaks, you should know that.

― VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:41 (eighteen years ago)

that is fun!

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:41 (eighteen years ago)

well xposts both are fun

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:41 (eighteen years ago)

I think Devo started suing people for that, and then the Rolling Stones started suing Devo for the same thing, so you now actually have to play the 2nd most annoying beat possible

― DOCTOR METH KING (TOMBOT), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.crystal-fox.com/webart/products/4768_b.jpg

― VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:43 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.whoisthatwithjeremy.com/sites/A/843/photos/843_19846_1112567037275.jpg

guys seriously you are missing out on a completely batshit insane website

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:43 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.wonkette.com/assets/resources/2006/11/72601694.jpg

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:44 (eighteen years ago)

this guy just takes his kid around and forces famous people to pose with him. and the entire site is written in the "voice" of the baby. it's fucking creepy and hilarious esp the one with G Gordon Liddy.

xpost ok see, all that needs is a 4-year-old and it's set.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:45 (eighteen years ago)

The Vesper, to kick it back a few posts, is actually quite good. It featured prominently in my martini-fueled debacle of saying Pete's friend was a secret agent and needed to be killed.

I prefer Manhattans.

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Monday, 20 November 2006 17:42 (eighteen years ago)

Most vermouth + spirit cocktails are pretty classic.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 20 November 2006 17:52 (eighteen years ago)

I mean, no namby pamby messing around with fruitjuice and the like

― Ed (dali), Monday, 20 November 2006 17:53 (eighteen years ago)

I'm so bored, wtf does anyone have to work during this week for.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 20 November 2006 18:03 (eighteen years ago)

i have an issue to put out tomorrow afternoon and i have absolutely nothing done. can't see the situation improving much between now and the end of the day.

― come on baby let's go downtown (teenagequiet), Monday, 20 November 2006 18:04 (eighteen years ago)

stupid informal survey: will traffic between here and Charlottsville be worse

a) Wednesday night
b) Thursday morning

KLG and I were thinking b.

― VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Monday, 20 November 2006 18:06 (eighteen years ago)

manhattan > martini seconded

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Monday, 20 November 2006 18:08 (eighteen years ago)

traffic will be worse weds night, i think (hope)

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 20 November 2006 18:18 (eighteen years ago)

manhattan > martini thirded

― ken noizewater, field researcher: capitools division (Pareene), Monday, 20 November 2006 18:19 (eighteen years ago)

traditionally worse wed evening, and even though i understand people are starting to drive on thursday morning more these days, still probably wed night is worse.

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Monday, 20 November 2006 18:23 (eighteen years ago)

places in DC I have had memorably good manhattans:

Library Bar at the St. Regis (closed)
Off the Record at the Hay-Adams
Palena (before Derek left, and even up until Jeff left)
Firefly (before Derek left)
Agraria (before Derek left)
Round Robin Bar at the Willard
Aroma
Bourbon

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Monday, 20 November 2006 18:34 (eighteen years ago)

ah, that Derek and his Manhattans.

― VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Monday, 20 November 2006 18:53 (eighteen years ago)

I NEVER suggested that Thursday a.m. would be worse! I've been suggesting Thursday a.m. for LACK OF WORSENESS all along!

― quincie (quincie), Monday, 20 November 2006 19:00 (eighteen years ago)

oops. I meant we think Wednesday's going to be worse. sorry!

― VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Monday, 20 November 2006 19:01 (eighteen years ago)

i ordered at manahttan at teh big hunt a while back and i think tombot and allyzay laughed at me

― ken noizewater, field researcher: capitools division (Pareene), Monday, 20 November 2006 19:01 (eighteen years ago)

i'm laughing at you right now.

― VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Monday, 20 November 2006 19:02 (eighteen years ago)

It is something only very elderly ladies drink, in my experience.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 20 November 2006 19:02 (eighteen years ago)

I feel lucky to get a properly served beer at The Big Hunt. I would have laughed, too.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Monday, 20 November 2006 19:03 (eighteen years ago)

"When you said Manhattan, you must've meant IPA, here"

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 20 November 2006 19:03 (eighteen years ago)

wait, add PS7's to my list of good manhattans

also, very elderly ladies drink rob roys.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Monday, 20 November 2006 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.forpeaceofmind.com.au/vol8/media/images/regular_features/news/thumbnails/senior.jpg

― VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Monday, 20 November 2006 19:05 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah right. Old ladies do not drink frou frou drinks. They get right to the point.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Monday, 20 November 2006 19:08 (eighteen years ago)

OTM, again in my experience. Old ladies who drink drink hard shit that even pirates wouldn't touch.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 20 November 2006 19:11 (eighteen years ago)

in my defense, i was already v. drunk.

― ken noizewater, field researcher: capitools division (Pareene), Monday, 20 November 2006 19:12 (eighteen years ago)

DRUNK PIRATE

http://dcrenfaires.rensites.com/images/pb05/0925pir027.jpg

― VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Monday, 20 November 2006 19:15 (eighteen years ago)

It's time for a new thread. Have we done St. Elmo's Fire yet?

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Monday, 20 November 2006 19:19 (eighteen years ago)

who can even remember???????

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 20 November 2006 19:20 (eighteen years ago)

NOPE
JUST CHECKED

― DOCTOR METH KING (TOMBOT), Monday, 20 November 2006 19:23 (eighteen years ago)

They Stuck Rob Lowe's Head In The Toilet: DC XVII

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Monday, 20 November 2006 19:26 (eighteen years ago)

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