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Name them here.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 9 November 2006 16:28 (eighteen years ago)

The dude on the Bowflex commercials.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 9 November 2006 16:30 (eighteen years ago)

http://ilx.wh3rd.net/users.php?board=1

― 2 american 4 u (blueski), Thursday, 9 November 2006 16:30 (eighteen years ago)

Shouldn't that be 'felindroid', Dan?

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 9 November 2006 16:30 (eighteen years ago)

Dear Katherine Harris:

Shut up, you crazy douchebag.

XOXOXO

(xpost ALLY OTM^INFINITY)

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 9 November 2006 16:31 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.bobbyrock.com/

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 9 November 2006 16:31 (eighteen years ago)

people who leave their SUVs running while their friend/partner/whatever runs into neighbourhood ("renowned") coffee place for lattes. just shut the engine off, douches.

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Thursday, 9 November 2006 16:34 (eighteen years ago)

Joe Theismann

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 9 November 2006 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

turning off/restarting engine = 8 minutes worth of gas. If you're running in somewhere is less than that, don't turn it off.

― Sam rides the beat like a bicycle (Molly Jones), Thursday, 9 November 2006 16:39 (eighteen years ago)

Who's the creep who does the ab workout ads on FSC?

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 9 November 2006 16:40 (eighteen years ago)

A douchebag!

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 9 November 2006 16:40 (eighteen years ago)

All the people that phone in and verbally abuse that guy on "Let's Paint, Exercise and Mix Drinks". DOUCHES. Wai 2 brake hart?

― teh_kit returns! (g-kit), Thursday, 9 November 2006 16:41 (eighteen years ago)

Whomever writes all those "easy credit FAST!" radio ads

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 9 November 2006 16:41 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.supplementgiant.com/images/enzyte1.jpg

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 9 November 2006 16:41 (eighteen years ago)

Sandra Bullock

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 9 November 2006 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

Napolean Bonaparte. What a tedious little douchebag.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 9 November 2006 16:43 (eighteen years ago)

http://media02.grouper.com/10/nw/gf/3o9h_yj_tnm.jpg
http://www.x-entertainment.com/downloads/newpics/13.jpg
http://img316.imageshack.us/img316/47/3887ey8.jpg

― manute lol (sanskrit), Thursday, 9 November 2006 16:48 (eighteen years ago)

the crab dude that owns the restaurant Sponge Bob works at.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 9 November 2006 16:52 (eighteen years ago)

Jamie Oliver is a douchebag chef.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 9 November 2006 16:54 (eighteen years ago)

Jedis, in general

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 9 November 2006 16:54 (eighteen years ago)

turning off/restarting engine = 8 minutes worth of gas

?!?!?!!! ten seconds more like

― ledge (ledge), Thursday, 9 November 2006 16:56 (eighteen years ago)

Bobby Flay is way higher than Jamie Oliver on the douchebag charts.

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 9 November 2006 16:56 (eighteen years ago)

but is "8 minutes worth of gas" in shutting engine of an turning it on again equal to the exhaust created? as in, shutting off/turning on creates an equal amt of exhaust? serious question, honestly!
big xpost

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Thursday, 9 November 2006 16:57 (eighteen years ago)

xpost. Woah. That encyclopedia guy. . .oh my god. And I shall call him. . .The Forgotten Douchebag!

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 9 November 2006 16:57 (eighteen years ago)

Oliver is a fat-tongued Saint.

― 2 american 4 u (blueski), Thursday, 9 November 2006 17:00 (eighteen years ago)

Terrell Owens

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 9 November 2006 17:00 (eighteen years ago)

Ben Roethl.. nevermind

― manute lol (sanskrit), Thursday, 9 November 2006 17:04 (eighteen years ago)

Here's one answer to the 'leaving your engine idling or not' question.
http://www.grist.org/advice/ask/2004/09/23/umbra-engine/

― Ned T.Rifle (nedtrifle), Thursday, 9 November 2006 17:04 (eighteen years ago)

Robert fucking Frost.

― Eppy (Eppy), Thursday, 9 November 2006 17:05 (eighteen years ago)

Criss Angel

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 9 November 2006 17:06 (eighteen years ago)

second criss angel

― Sam rides the beat like a bicycle (Molly Jones), Thursday, 9 November 2006 17:07 (eighteen years ago)

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9iby4R0YFNF_BAA.1OjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=122hkh8b6/EXP=1163178484/**http%3a//stephane.million.free.fr/brasillach.jpg

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 9 November 2006 17:08 (eighteen years ago)

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a242/PepeAmsterdam/morbius.jpg

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 9 November 2006 17:10 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.cristiano-ronaldo.org/cris-images/cristiano-ronaldo-new-photos/new-cristiano-ronaldo-photo-085.jpg

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 9 November 2006 17:13 (eighteen years ago)

Marcel Douchehumps

― NickB (NickB), Thursday, 9 November 2006 17:13 (eighteen years ago)

And here's a whole load of car advice (including something about 'idling').
http://www.cartalk.com/content/features/fueleconomy/

Anyways....whatever happend to the Jazz Douchebags? I loved those guys...

― Ned T.Rifle (nedtrifle), Thursday, 9 November 2006 17:14 (eighteen years ago)

these folks

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 9 November 2006 17:16 (eighteen years ago)

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/79/79tdouchebag.phtml

― manute lol (sanskrit), Thursday, 9 November 2006 17:17 (eighteen years ago)

ooh, interesting stuff! car talk is great.
xpost

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Thursday, 9 November 2006 17:19 (eighteen years ago)

If you're gonna have Ronaldo...
http://images.supersport.co.za/RooneyWayne060701WalksOffGbg.jpg

― Ned T.Rifle (nedtrifle), Thursday, 9 November 2006 17:20 (eighteen years ago)

I agree, Ned, though Rooney's more of an asshole than a douche.

http://images.supersport.co.za/040818LuisAragonesPortraitRbg.jpg

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 9 November 2006 17:26 (eighteen years ago)

Jimmy Fallon

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 9 November 2006 17:27 (eighteen years ago)

otm

― manute lol (sanskrit), Thursday, 9 November 2006 17:31 (eighteen years ago)

K-Fed.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 9 November 2006 17:33 (eighteen years ago)

George Allen

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 9 November 2006 17:35 (eighteen years ago)

non-German people who make a extended effort of pronouncing "Bach" as "Baacchockhh" (yes, i know they're correct in doing this)

― manute lol (sanskrit), Thursday, 9 November 2006 17:36 (eighteen years ago)

woman on metro who kept yelling at everyone yesterday

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 9 November 2006 17:37 (eighteen years ago)

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 9 November 2006 17:39 (eighteen years ago)

Chevy CHASE!

― Abbott (Abbott), Thursday, 9 November 2006 17:55 (eighteen years ago)

http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/5283/barbbushzd8.jpg

― svend (svend), Thursday, 9 November 2006 17:57 (eighteen years ago)

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9iby6I9bVNF2vkAFwyjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12ulg062j/EXP=1163181757/**http%3a//www.crooksandliars.com/images/2005/05/13/schlafly,%2520phyllis1.jpg

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 9 November 2006 18:03 (eighteen years ago)

Canada's contribution:

http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/pix/mackay_petr050518.jpg

http://a6.vox.com/6a00c114131a5722bd00c2251ce206f219-500pi

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 9 November 2006 18:34 (eighteen years ago)

criss angel, so true

― gear (gear), Thursday, 9 November 2006 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

people who stop in the far right lane, holding up traffic to wait for a super close parking spot when there's another one within sight half a block up. exception to douchebag rule: the handicapped (although sometimes...)

― gear (gear), Thursday, 9 November 2006 18:53 (eighteen years ago)

BMW drivers in general, it seems

― gear (gear), Thursday, 9 November 2006 18:53 (eighteen years ago)

Squirrel Police

― mucho (mucho), Thursday, 9 November 2006 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

Joe Theismann

-- Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyza...), November 9th, 2006.

O to the T to the muthafuckin M.

I will add Jon Pareles, James Blunt and the lead singer of Modest Mouse to the list.

― Ash (ashbyman), Thursday, 9 November 2006 19:02 (eighteen years ago)

James Blunt

Oh my GOD, yes.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 9 November 2006 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

Duder from Coldplay

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 9 November 2006 19:05 (eighteen years ago)

Scott Stapp.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 9 November 2006 19:06 (eighteen years ago)

film and music critics in general

― gear (gear), Thursday, 9 November 2006 19:08 (eighteen years ago)

reality television producers

― gear (gear), Thursday, 9 November 2006 19:08 (eighteen years ago)

Colin Quinn
Rachel Ray
Bill Sali
Carlos Mencia

― Abbott (Abbott), Thursday, 9 November 2006 19:09 (eighteen years ago)

dane cook

― gear (gear), Thursday, 9 November 2006 19:10 (eighteen years ago)

jay blanchard

― gear (gear), Thursday, 9 November 2006 19:10 (eighteen years ago)

those 'extreme home makeover' egomaniacs

― gear (gear), Thursday, 9 November 2006 19:11 (eighteen years ago)

man, I hate Colin Quinn.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 9 November 2006 19:11 (eighteen years ago)

Cannibals

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 9 November 2006 19:12 (eighteen years ago)

nazis

― gear (gear), Thursday, 9 November 2006 19:12 (eighteen years ago)

Illinois Nazis

― Ned T.Rifle (nedtrifle), Thursday, 9 November 2006 19:13 (eighteen years ago)

Wolverines

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 9 November 2006 19:13 (eighteen years ago)

that subaru-driving douchebag marc horowitz (congrats, you sold me on getting a honda)

― gear (gear), Thursday, 9 November 2006 19:13 (eighteen years ago)

I always wondered what Phyllis Schafly looked like-ever since that Dead Kennedys song Moral Majority back in the day when you couldn't just look on a computer to find out. A fine list of dbs on that track I seem to recall - although who Anita was I never did know...

― Ned T.Rifle (nedtrifle), Thursday, 9 November 2006 19:15 (eighteen years ago)

Jello Biafra

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 9 November 2006 19:17 (eighteen years ago)

Vincent Libretti

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 9 November 2006 19:19 (eighteen years ago)

Is this guy a douchebag or not? I say he's a douchebag with the bullhorn, but otherwise, he's just an asshole.

http://images.usatoday.com/life/_photos/2004/2004-03/19-ty-inside.jpg

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 9 November 2006 19:19 (eighteen years ago)

who the hell is that, Kato Kaelin?

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 9 November 2006 19:19 (eighteen years ago)

this guy:

http://www.blindbetpoker.com/img/players/phil-hellmuth.jpg

and pretty much anyone else famous for playing poker.

― gear (gear), Thursday, 9 November 2006 19:20 (eighteen years ago)

http://i5.ebayimg.com/04/i/07/b6/62/d9_1.JPG

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 9 November 2006 19:21 (eighteen years ago)

dudes who have soulpatches

― manute lol (sanskrit), Thursday, 9 November 2006 19:22 (eighteen years ago)

although who Anita was I never did know...

Anita Bryant?

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 9 November 2006 19:33 (eighteen years ago)

Michael Irvin

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 9 November 2006 19:38 (eighteen years ago)

http://images.ibsys.com/2005/0923/5012466.jpg

― gear (gear), Thursday, 9 November 2006 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

Anybody's who reads this is a douchebag times infinity plus one! No backsies! Crossed fingers don't count.

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 9 November 2006 20:08 (eighteen years ago)

SUCKERS

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 9 November 2006 20:09 (eighteen years ago)

I think Ty Pennington is probably not a douchebag but I haven't seen him in or on anything since his show got really big. He's severely ADHD and kind of a modern-day malcontent success story, by my possibly-somewhat-dated recolletion.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 9 November 2006 20:10 (eighteen years ago)

Carrie Underwood is probably the sweetest, nicest douchebag you'll ever meet.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 9 November 2006 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

Faith Hill, OTOH, is a vile, venomous douchebag.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 9 November 2006 20:34 (eighteen years ago)

Peggy Noonan.

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 9 November 2006 20:41 (eighteen years ago)

horseshoe = right about everything ever: why do Colin Quinn's fellow comedians seem to have some kind of respect for him? The guy is like unfunny-prick central.

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 9 November 2006 20:45 (eighteen years ago)

Comedians love Colin Quinn because his mere presence makes them seem orders of magnitude funnier. Also, comedians like douchebags (see also: Robin Williams).

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 9 November 2006 20:46 (eighteen years ago)

Robin was always nice to me, but that's probably because I'm part douchesque myself.

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 9 November 2006 20:49 (eighteen years ago)

Nobody actually likes Colin Quinn, people.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 9 November 2006 20:50 (eighteen years ago)

Bill Maher: screaming douchebag

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 9 November 2006 20:51 (eighteen years ago)

They like Quinn's connections, tho. To Ken Ober. And, um, Kari Wuhrer.

Who the hell in comedy likes Robin Williams?

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 9 November 2006 20:52 (eighteen years ago)

Whoopi Goldberg (who herself is a refreshing dash of water and vingar)

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 9 November 2006 20:53 (eighteen years ago)

I have to agree about Whoopi.

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 9 November 2006 20:54 (eighteen years ago)

why do Colin Quinn's fellow comedians seem to have some kind of respect for him? The guy is like unfunny-prick central.

dude, don't even get me started. one time I actually watched his awful, awful show (the one that was on after the Daily Show for, like, 2 seconds.) I watched because Jon Stewart was going to be on. so the whole show is unfunny and racist because that's Colin Quinn's "schtick" such as it is, and Jon Stewart is clearly super-uncomfortable and finally calls one of the other guests "Goebbels" when he says something really over-the-line. And he just gets blank stares because of course no one catches the reference. But anyway, why would people like Jon Stewart and Chris Rock even go on that show? I feel like Colin Quinn maybe has dirt on a lot of people and that's the secret to his entire career.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 9 November 2006 20:55 (eighteen years ago)

actually, Jon Stewart's demeanor whenever he interacts with Quinn is like Quinn is his idiotic, bigoted little brother or something, like, he's embarrassed by him, but he feels weirdly responsible for him.

anyway. kill me that I've devoted this much thought to Colin Quinn.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 9 November 2006 20:58 (eighteen years ago)

Remote Control was one of my favorite shows as a kid. I would obsessively watch it if they brought it back. I enjoyed "sing along with Colin" almost, but not quite as much as "Dead or Canadian".

With that said, I cannot imagine enjoying anything else Colin Quinn ever did, ever.

― Ash (ashbyman), Thursday, 9 November 2006 20:59 (eighteen years ago)

oh dudes Matt Pinfield

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:00 (eighteen years ago)

Quinn comes off like he doesn't understand that Dennis Leary was doing an over-the-top schtick.

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:03 (eighteen years ago)

Who knows, though -- by Boston standards you could maybe consider them sensitive and polite.

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:04 (eighteen years ago)

nabisco that's a douchey thing to say

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:05 (eighteen years ago)

http://rockphiles.typepad.com/blog/images/paulsimon.jpg

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:05 (eighteen years ago)

Tara Reid may have fixed her nipples but she's hasn't stopped being a douchebag.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:10 (eighteen years ago)

I feel like Colin Quinn maybe has dirt on a lot of people and that's the secret to his entire career.

Richard Dreyfuss. I've always been convinced he only got top roles in the 70s because he had photos of Spielberg doing lines or slapping a prostitute or something. Douchiest voice ever?

http://news.softpedia.com/images/news2/Richard-Dreyfuss-Says-Steven-Spielberg-Is-A-Genius-2.jpg

― manute lol (sanskrit), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:11 (eighteen years ago)

Colin Quinn has a lot of dirt on Richard Dreyfuss?

DOUCHE-ON-DOUCHE CRIME

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:13 (eighteen years ago)

I think it would be quicker to list commedians who aren't douchebags.

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:16 (eighteen years ago)

dave chappelle

― Sam rides the beat like a bicycle (Molly Jones), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:16 (eighteen years ago)

as in not a douchebag

― Sam rides the beat like a bicycle (Molly Jones), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:17 (eighteen years ago)

the Verizon guy

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:17 (eighteen years ago)

Ike Turner: old-skool douchebag

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:17 (eighteen years ago)

Rasputin.

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:18 (eighteen years ago)

BEN "DOUCHEUS MAXIMUS" STEIN

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:19 (eighteen years ago)

all singers in pop-punk emo bands

― diane airbus (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:20 (eighteen years ago)

Ben Stein OTM.

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:21 (eighteen years ago)

I promise I'll move on after posting this, but I just want to point out that Colin Quinn's douchey-ness (sp?) is over and above regular comedian douchey-ness. I imagine that many stand-up comedians are unpleasant to be around in life, but Colin Quinn's awfulness is qualitatively different.

xpost: okay, but Ben Stein is a total douche.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:21 (eighteen years ago)

Ron Livingston

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:22 (eighteen years ago)

Jim Belushi

― Beth S. (Ex Leon), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:23 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.bruindesign.com/images/douchebag_gannon.jpg

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:23 (eighteen years ago)

Ron Livingston

oh no! is there a story there, Ally? because he's so cute!

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:24 (eighteen years ago)

I really want to believe that Ron Livingston is not a douche, but what non-douchey reason could dude have for doing Verizon commercials when his crappy TV show hasn't even hit cancellation yet? It's like he's trying to pre-emptively sink to the bottom before he gets forced there.

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:25 (eighteen years ago)

nah, no story, I think he just seems like a douche in those phone ads.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:27 (eighteen years ago)

TOM CRUISE

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:27 (eighteen years ago)

HE IS THE KING OF DOUCHES

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:28 (eighteen years ago)

So far as I can tell, Livingston can still get decent movie roles, and yet he's rapidly sinking below the level of "Scrubs guest star" -- either he's a douche, a weirdo, has major financial issues, or (I hope) is secretly stockpiling cash so he can do something really cool, like buy me an apartment.

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:29 (eighteen years ago)

P.S. Tom Cruise is so far beyond douchebaggery that it's unduly complimentary to call him one.

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:30 (eighteen years ago)

http://debri.ru/temp/pics/060512-131529.jpg
^ this cat

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:30 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah GREAT CAT AKLLY WOW YR RIGHT DOCUHEKTTYY

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:31 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.smh.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1070732146147_2003/12/08/rhs-armin-meiwes.jpg

Armin Meiwes: German, cannibal, douchebag

(xpost: One of my friends sang with Ron Livingston in college; apparently he's a great baritone. Still, there's a hint of douchebag there.)

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:31 (eighteen years ago)

oh . . .dear. . .that cat

― Sam rides the beat like a bicycle (Molly Jones), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:31 (eighteen years ago)

MW there is a cat for every thread.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:31 (eighteen years ago)

also Lee Bollinger

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:31 (eighteen years ago)

If Tom Cruise is a douchebag, what is Mel Gibson? A douchesack?

LOL at a Lee Bollinger for every thread.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:32 (eighteen years ago)

Patricia Heaton

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:32 (eighteen years ago)

Wait I can't see that douchekitty! Now I'm the douchekitty

;_____;

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:32 (eighteen years ago)

MW you can NEVER see that kitty!! We've had this problem before now that I'm thinking about it :(

IT IS THE WORST CAT ANYONE EVER INVENTED.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:33 (eighteen years ago)

the client that tore me a new one this morning. yeah, he's a douchebag.

for that matter, about 98% of the people involved in medical seminars/ education courses that take place in hotels and convention centers are douchebags.

and most people who work desk jobs for the marines. almost all douchebags.

― researching ur life (grady), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:33 (eighteen years ago)

Justin Guarini: American Douchebag

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:33 (eighteen years ago)

oh, I didn't even know he was in phone ads. or had a crappy TV show, for that matter. oh, and now I'm remembering that he was in some horrible-looking movie with Brittany Murphy. why, Ron Livingston?

xp: I think, like, 10 years ago, Mel Gibson and Tom Cruise were douchebags. take note, Ron Livingston!

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:34 (eighteen years ago)

That cat, plus whoever knitted and forced him to wear that outfit.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:35 (eighteen years ago)

Zach Braff: goofy, affable all-American douchebag

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:36 (eighteen years ago)

John Stamos

― Beth S. (Ex Leon), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:36 (eighteen years ago)

Braff is a good choice.

― Beth S. (Ex Leon), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

Those bands that are called things like "I love you but I have chosen darkness"

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

grady this is totally unrelated to this thread but what do you do for a living? Event planning?

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

Tucker Carlson: bowtied douchebag.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

Allyzay.

Yes, the AV side of it only though. At a big hotel. This morning it was 6:00 AM breakfasts on "pain managment" and tonite its the fourth of seven Marines Birthday Balls this month.

― researching ur life (grady), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:39 (eighteen years ago)

Q: How are political pundits like comedians?
A: Both are complete and total douchebags.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:40 (eighteen years ago)

x-post -- And planning 2007 Hawaii FAPs.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:40 (eighteen years ago)

the first one turned into a drunken brawl before the birthday cake was even brought out.

xpost.

YES.

― researching ur life (grady), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:41 (eighteen years ago)

xpost YES YES YES I like that theory

Cokie Roberts: douchebag
David Brooks: douchebag
Carrot Top: douchebag
Gallagher: douchebag

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:41 (eighteen years ago)

Sorry

http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/entertainers/comic/gallagher/nudemelon.jpg

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:42 (eighteen years ago)

Bald Gallagher: More or Less Douchebaggey than Hat-and-Crazy-Hair Gallagher?

― researching ur life (grady), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:44 (eighteen years ago)

More. And I didn't think that was possible.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:45 (eighteen years ago)

who's more douchey, kelsey grammer or david hyde pierce?

― diane airbus (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:47 (eighteen years ago)

Tucker Carlson: bowtied douchebag.

I think he must be getting away from the bow tie...? Last two times I've seen him = no bow tie. Make that three, he's not wearing one today.

― Django Blowhardt (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:48 (eighteen years ago)

Kelsey Grammer.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:48 (eighteen years ago)

except, he has a producing credit on Girlfriends, which I love. but he grosses me out.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:49 (eighteen years ago)

Howie Mandel: Douchebag Or No Douchebag?

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:49 (eighteen years ago)

grady, I asked because one of my currents sales territories is meetings and those people are AWFUL. Stingy penny-pinchers, and demanding despite the fact they are nickle-and-diming you. It's a nightmare, I can't wait 'til I move full on to east coast sales, no meetings.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:51 (eighteen years ago)

Howie gets by on Walk like a Man douchebag exemption.

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:53 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.cineclub.de/images/2006/05/x-men-3-4.jpg

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:53 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.worldviewweekend.com/images/bios/coach_dave.jpg

also, i agree about Lee Bollinger. dude was in charge of my school for a while, would say completely WTF things whenever he addressed a crowd.

he did let a coupla hundred of us in to the president's home after a beating given to OSU, tho, so that was cool.

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

I didn't think it was possible for Gallagher to look like more of a child molester. That poor melon.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:55 (eighteen years ago)

ooh, speaking of dudes who are/were in charge of schools and say completely WTF things: Lawrence Summers.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:55 (eighteen years ago)

You know who's almost certainly a closet douchebag, is George Clooney. I don't even blame him for it. It would take a saint to be George Clooney and not be a giant douchebag about it.

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:57 (eighteen years ago)

also, those Jesus Camp people.

Fortunately, the camp is shutting down

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:59 (eighteen years ago)

also, david broder.

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 9 November 2006 22:01 (eighteen years ago)

Hulk Hogan is such a fucking douchebag for doing that horrible reality show.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 9 November 2006 22:02 (eighteen years ago)

I'm becoming unhealthily attached to this thread.

Ed Burns: ridiculously high-talking, ridiculously compared-to-Woody Allen douchebag
Christopher Hitchens: thinks "contrarian" is defined "douchebag" douchebag.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 9 November 2006 22:03 (eighteen years ago)

Clooney ain't a douche! Brad's a douche. Aaron Eckhart is a stealth douche in douche's clothing. And, um, Quentin Tarantino is a well-meaning douche.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 9 November 2006 22:05 (eighteen years ago)

"stealth douche" is the phrase of the week

― diane airbus (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 9 November 2006 22:07 (eighteen years ago)

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― diane airbus (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 9 November 2006 22:08 (eighteen years ago)

C'mon, Daver, you seriously think you could spend 10 minutes alone in a room with Clooney and he wouldn't be a total douche? Like I said, I'm not blaming him -- if I were George Clooney I'd be a gigantic douche, too. I'm not sure how he could possibly help it.

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 9 November 2006 22:08 (eighteen years ago)

Jamie Oliver

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 9 November 2006 22:09 (eighteen years ago)

I'm still trying to figure out what exactly a "stealth douche in douche's clothing" would be. so many layers!

on talk shows, Eckhart comes off as unambiguously douchey.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 9 November 2006 22:09 (eighteen years ago)

Jamie Oliver is a douchebag chef.
-- The Android Cat (djperr...), November 9th, 2006.

― I love to eat hot buttered chicken (Mr.Que), Thursday, 9 November 2006 22:10 (eighteen years ago)

Did you see Jamie Oliver throwing pasta and lettuce into the crowd on The Today Show this week???? What a douchebag.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 9 November 2006 22:11 (eighteen years ago)

Triscuit, I'd be too busy making sweet monkey love to that Clooney forehead to let douchiness even enter the fray.

I'd like to think that "stealth douche in douche's clothing" means he's someone that you'd hope isn't a douche, and seemingly exudes a non-douchey air, but is actually a big CostCo sized bottle of Massengill.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 9 November 2006 22:13 (eighteen years ago)

excellent!

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 9 November 2006 22:14 (eighteen years ago)

hi guys

― get yr coat luv uve jes bin pulld (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 9 November 2006 22:14 (eighteen years ago)

Ade, you're a douche for dumping your ASCII Manga FITE handle.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 9 November 2006 22:15 (eighteen years ago)

dabid (not fixing that) i totally just realized the other day that you are a rock critic. i felt so betrayed.

http://bestmessageboardever.com/uploads/post-1528-1163107471.jpeg

― get yr coat luv uve jes bin pulld (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 9 November 2006 22:18 (eighteen years ago)

Fucking hell Ade that ass-to-head pic made me laugh so hard you are so lucky no one's in my office right now YOU DOUCHE!

*rockcrit hugglz*

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 9 November 2006 22:20 (eighteen years ago)

Ryan Schreiber!

― Beth S. (Ex Leon), Thursday, 9 November 2006 22:20 (eighteen years ago)

Even though he employs half of this board, he should still count.

― Beth S. (Ex Leon), Thursday, 9 November 2006 22:21 (eighteen years ago)

You are Santorum

http://americablog.blogspot.com/santorumx.jpg

You are the frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex. You love man-on-dog action. You parade your weird brood around in public.

You are an ex-senator.

WHAT KIND OF DOUCHEBAG ARE YOU?

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 9 November 2006 22:38 (eighteen years ago)

Tucker Carlson has been bowtie-free for at least six months. Probably longer. MSNBC is on in my office every day. If only every day were mid-term election day.... sigh.

― researching ur life (grady), Thursday, 9 November 2006 22:38 (eighteen years ago)

Joey Lawrence

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 9 November 2006 22:39 (eighteen years ago)

Private security people who do parking enforcement

Clerks at the city parking bureau where you go pay tickets

Clerks at the impound lot where they tow your car

Tow truck drivers

James Blount

― Spanky McGee III (Spanky McGee III), Thursday, 9 November 2006 22:40 (eighteen years ago)

Geraldo

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 9 November 2006 22:40 (eighteen years ago)

I hate to say it, but Ive met some pretty radical tow truck drivers in my day. But your circumstance can certainly make you see them as Douchebags.

― researching ur life (grady), Thursday, 9 November 2006 22:42 (eighteen years ago)

Tommy Matolla

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 9 November 2006 22:43 (eighteen years ago)

The last tow-truck driver I had was a total bro. He took my car to the mechanic and then, since it couldn't be fixed until the next day, offered to drive me back home at no cost.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 9 November 2006 22:45 (eighteen years ago)

Mariah Carey has the voice of a douchebag.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 9 November 2006 22:45 (eighteen years ago)

Also, everyone in Hinder is an entire set of American Tourister packed full of douche.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 9 November 2006 22:48 (eighteen years ago)

OMG, dude who owns a car-booting company who dumped my friend three times, the last break-up executed while he was wearing an ankle-bracelet because he was serving his DUI under home arrest.

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 9 November 2006 22:50 (eighteen years ago)

Also, everyone in Hinder is an entire set of American Tourister packed full of douche.

god, so otm. this band isn't really real, is it?

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 9 November 2006 22:50 (eighteen years ago)

I really, really, really hope not.

The guy in this picture is a douchebag:

http://buffalobeast.com/69/bigpants.gif

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 9 November 2006 22:51 (eighteen years ago)

Okay I can't get over Hinder now. This is one of their promo pictures:

http://www.pluginmusic.com/contests/hinder.jpg

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 9 November 2006 22:53 (eighteen years ago)

their name is Hinder. I would believe anything of them.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 9 November 2006 22:55 (eighteen years ago)

adrenaline junkies

― jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 9 November 2006 22:58 (eighteen years ago)

white house press secretaries

― jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 9 November 2006 22:59 (eighteen years ago)

Could I possibly nominate this sorry fellow?

Guardian news story: Man injured by launching firework from his bottom

― NickB (NickB), Thursday, 9 November 2006 22:59 (eighteen years ago)

And in turn, every time I read the word "Hinder," I think of the phrase "cummy hinder" (copyright Dan Perry, 2004).

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 9 November 2006 23:00 (eighteen years ago)

Private security people who do parking enforcement
Clerks at the city parking bureau where you go pay tickets

Yes! Sounds like you and I had the same kind of day Spanky.

On the upside though, my anger made me do the proper research for the regional and municipal election (in Canada) this coming Monday. Anyone with a major public transit platform is getting my vote!

― shorty (shorty), Thursday, 9 November 2006 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

white house press secretaries

wow, good one (works for both parties)

― manute lol (sanskrit), Thursday, 9 November 2006 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

That dude who was shot in the face by Cheney who apologized to America for walking in front of Cheney's gun = douchebag.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 9 November 2006 23:05 (eighteen years ago)

george clooney is apparently well-known for NOT being a douchebag!

― gear (gear), Thursday, 9 November 2006 23:12 (eighteen years ago)

george clooney is apparently well-known for NOT being a douchebag!

Just imagine what kind of rampant douchebaggery it must take for him to keep up this impression!

(Ok see my accusation is based on the fact that yes, people seem to really like him, but WTF, is he an angel or a saint or the world's most well-adjusted man or something? I just can't fathom how someone could be George Clooney every day and wind up being an ass about it. You make me George Clooney for two hours and I guarantee I will be a giant prick about something. It'd be impossible not to. Hence I believe Clooney's either a secret douchebag or just superhuman.)

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 9 November 2006 23:17 (eighteen years ago)

(Pardon me: how someone could be Clooney every day and NOT wind up being an ass about it.)

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 9 November 2006 23:18 (eighteen years ago)

Haha, NickB, I was going to start a thread for that guy, but then thought I would include him in this thread, then I forgot all about it by the time I got home and near a computer.

I nominate 12-year-old simpering idiot who interviewed me for temping agency this afternoon as chief douchebag of my day. If I say I don't want to do data entry because it's boring and I'm not that desperate, don't sodding try to get me to do audio typing transcriptions all day. SAME BLOODY DIFFERENCE, innit? Also, being made redundant due to internal reorganisation of company roles does NOT mean I wasn't good enough at my job and therefore shouldn't be allowed to do it again somewhere else, OK? I am NOT taking a £5k drop in salary because you don't understand how businesses work.

― ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 9 November 2006 23:22 (eighteen years ago)

RICHARD MADELEY

http://www.virgin.net/lifestyle/celebrity/galleries/stickyfingers/pix/05_main.jpg

Man, what a douchebag

― Slumpman (Slump Man), Thursday, 9 November 2006 23:27 (eighteen years ago)

CHRIS NOTH

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 9 November 2006 23:30 (eighteen years ago)

WTF, is he an angel or a saint or the world's most well-adjusted man or something?

he is a NATIONAL TREASURE!

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 9 November 2006 23:35 (eighteen years ago)

Rupert Murdoch
Jim Shooter

― Django Blowhardt (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 9 November 2006 23:36 (eighteen years ago)

speaking of National Treasure, Nicholas Cage

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 9 November 2006 23:38 (eighteen years ago)

Sean "I Hate Everything" Penn is an overly serious douchebag.

(XPOST I ALMOST MADE THAT EXACT SAME POST)

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 9 November 2006 23:39 (eighteen years ago)

How can anyone hate Clooney in a world in which, say, Tom Cruise exists?

― ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 9 November 2006 23:40 (eighteen years ago)

I don't think anyone's hating on Clooney! Nabisco seems to be doing some serious "If I thought I was half as fly as Clooney, I would be a total shit" pontification and everyone else either admires him or wants to fuck him (HI DAVER).

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 9 November 2006 23:41 (eighteen years ago)

Somehow, that reminded me that Ice T is a greasy douchebag.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 9 November 2006 23:42 (eighteen years ago)

Ice-T is like, half-douchebag. he's not as douchebaggy as the rest of the usual suspects on all those VH1 countdown shows. maybe he's a non-douchebag in douche's clothes?

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 9 November 2006 23:44 (eighteen years ago)

xpost

Dude if we're basing everything on comparison to Tom Cruise then all standards are meaningless and we might as well put Travolta on the Supreme Court.

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 9 November 2006 23:44 (eighteen years ago)

people, Tony Danza

― Kim (Kim), Thursday, 9 November 2006 23:44 (eighteen years ago)

he'd add much-needed estrogen to the group xpost

― gear (gear), Thursday, 9 November 2006 23:45 (eighteen years ago)

Haha, NickB, I was going to start a thread for that guy, but then thought I would include him in this thread, then I forgot all about it by the time I got home and near a computer.

Let's face it, the guy could definitely use a douche or two what with the scorched colon and all.

― NickB (NickB), Thursday, 9 November 2006 23:46 (eighteen years ago)

I think Gear won the thread?

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 9 November 2006 23:47 (eighteen years ago)

The fact that Nabisco is even contemplating the douchiness of Clooney is scary. This is on a par with his whole stance on salting your food. My faith in Nabisco as the uberforce of world OTMness is crumbling.

― ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 9 November 2006 23:47 (eighteen years ago)

the man show, including that horrible kid

― estela (estela), Thursday, 9 November 2006 23:49 (eighteen years ago)

oh yeah, there's that little kid from Jerry Maguire. must be a HUGE douchebag by now.

― Kim (Kim), Thursday, 9 November 2006 23:51 (eighteen years ago)

JARROD FROM THE SUBWAY ADS

LESS THAN SIX GRAMS OF FAT, MORE THAN 180 POUNDS OF DOUCHEBAG

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 9 November 2006 23:53 (eighteen years ago)

God, yeah, him + Cruise + Zellweger + legions of people screaming "Show me the money" = Jerry Maguire AXIS OF DOUCHEBAGGERY

(xpost)

― ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 9 November 2006 23:54 (eighteen years ago)

denise richards

― estela (estela), Thursday, 9 November 2006 23:54 (eighteen years ago)

maybe this will be controversial like Clooney, but Sarah Silverman strikes me as a bit of a douchebag.

xpost: Cuba Gooding, Jr. has to go on that list.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 9 November 2006 23:54 (eighteen years ago)

It's not so much Cuba Gooding Jr as the legions of screaming asshats spawned from his character.

― ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 9 November 2006 23:55 (eighteen years ago)

but Cuba Gooding was a douche when he accepted the Oscar.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 9 November 2006 23:56 (eighteen years ago)

Everyone's a douche accepting an Oscar, which reminds me - Gwyneth Paltrow.

― ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 9 November 2006 23:57 (eighteen years ago)

horseshoe, the only controversial thing about that Sarah Silcerman post is the part where you wonder if it will be controversial!

Lawrence Llewellyn-Bowen is a douchebag dandy.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 9 November 2006 23:59 (eighteen years ago)

(except Clooney, obv)

xpost to myself re Oscar acceptance

― ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 10 November 2006 00:00 (eighteen years ago)

I get the feeling that Cuba Gooding Sr. once sat his son down and impressed upon him the value of hard work and not turning your nose up at a decent day's wage -- i.e., the kind of advice that's inspiring if you're John Amos on Good Times but just plain stupid when you have an Oscar and you're signing on for Snow Dogs.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 10 November 2006 00:01 (eighteen years ago)

in sort of a parallel way to Clooney: dudes I know think Silverman is hot. I'm relieved to be wrong.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Friday, 10 November 2006 00:01 (eighteen years ago)

SS is both hot and a douchebag

― get yr coat luv uve jes bin pulld (Adrian Langston), Friday, 10 November 2006 00:09 (eighteen years ago)

a steaming hot bag of douche :'(

― get yr coat luv uve jes bin pulld (Adrian Langston), Friday, 10 November 2006 00:10 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, she is hot. I didn't mean to suggest otherwise.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Friday, 10 November 2006 00:12 (eighteen years ago)

speaking of silverman, jimmy kimmel is an uber-douche.

― gear (gear), Friday, 10 November 2006 00:13 (eighteen years ago)

yes, man show

― estela (estela), Friday, 10 November 2006 00:17 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, it was estela's mention of the man show that made me think of Silverman.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Friday, 10 November 2006 00:19 (eighteen years ago)

I like how this thread traces a great chain of douche.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Friday, 10 November 2006 00:19 (eighteen years ago)

Ann Coulter isn't even a douchebag; she's a colostomy bag.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 10 November 2006 00:20 (eighteen years ago)

(xpost: hahaha CHAIN OF DOUCHE)

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 10 November 2006 00:21 (eighteen years ago)

Ben Affleck

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 10 November 2006 00:22 (eighteen years ago)

the circle of douche

― gear (gear), Friday, 10 November 2006 00:25 (eighteen years ago)

Simba was a total punk-ass douchebag.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 10 November 2006 00:35 (eighteen years ago)

you will know us by the trail of douche

― Kim (Kim), Friday, 10 November 2006 00:37 (eighteen years ago)

chain chain chaaaain

― daniel striped tiger (OutDatWay), Friday, 10 November 2006 00:43 (eighteen years ago)

Lou Reed

― don weiner (don weiner), Friday, 10 November 2006 00:43 (eighteen years ago)

Steven from Top Chef season 1. I realize this might be kind of obscure, but he just might have been the biggest douche that was ever bagged.

― daniel striped tiger (OutDatWay), Friday, 10 November 2006 00:44 (eighteen years ago)

Le Cercle Douche, 1970, Jean-Pierre Melville
Official Summary:

In post-war France, Alain Delon and Gian Maria Volontè play two hardened criminals undergoing parallel existential crises while planning the biggest heist of their lives, nabbing the jewel-encrusted "Circle Douche" on display at the Kotexerie Royale. Chasing them down is the local constable played by André Bourvil, and the three soon fine themselves trapped in a labyrinth of double-crosses and sanitary devices. Special cameos by Yves Montand and Serge Gainsbourg. (122 minutes)

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 10 November 2006 00:54 (eighteen years ago)

Law firm HR people. Fuck them all in the ear. With the barrel of a loaded shotgun.

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Friday, 10 November 2006 01:23 (eighteen years ago)

CONFERRION TIME:

I have to DRESS like a Douchebag for my job:

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c90/gradygillan/honolulu_harry.jpg

: (

― researching ur life (grady), Friday, 10 November 2006 02:15 (eighteen years ago)

that should read CONFESSION obv.

long day.

― researching ur life (grady), Friday, 10 November 2006 02:15 (eighteen years ago)

Nabisco I am surprised you haven't mentioned Jeremy Piven.

― Beth S. (Ex Leon), Friday, 10 November 2006 02:59 (eighteen years ago)

Piven is an asshole, not a douchebag.

Mentioned by name but worthy of a photo
http://www.cnn.com/ALLPOLITICS/stories/1999/02/07/blumenthal/hitchens.jpg

― milo z (mlp), Friday, 10 November 2006 03:01 (eighteen years ago)

I have to DRESS like a Douchebag for my job:

Great motivational poster there.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 10 November 2006 03:50 (eighteen years ago)

Richard Pombo

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 10 November 2006 03:56 (eighteen years ago)

every radio sports talk "personality" ever

also, Dave Eggers & the majority of the McSweeney's crew

― timmy tannin (pompous), Friday, 10 November 2006 04:01 (eighteen years ago)

James Lipton.
He sucks on the teats of douchebags.

― aimurchie (aimurchie), Friday, 10 November 2006 04:54 (eighteen years ago)

He should save the milk and make douche cheese!

― Django Blowhardt (Rock Hardy), Friday, 10 November 2006 05:05 (eighteen years ago)

timmy tannin

― if you ain't got the yolk, you can't emulsify the hollandaise (fauxhemian), Friday, 10 November 2006 05:47 (eighteen years ago)

joek

troy duffy (of boondock saints fame)

― if you ain't got the yolk, you can't emulsify the hollandaise (fauxhemian), Friday, 10 November 2006 05:55 (eighteen years ago)

dunno if nitsuh was playin about cuba gooding sr or whatever but the main ingredient is 1 of my fav groups of all time

― and what (ooo), Friday, 10 November 2006 05:55 (eighteen years ago)

boondock saints is the ultimate douchebag movie

― gear (gear), Friday, 10 November 2006 06:08 (eighteen years ago)

what about Fight Club?

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 10 November 2006 06:13 (eighteen years ago)

"He should save the milk and make douche cheese! "

If only he wasn't sucking so hard!

― aimurchie (aimurchie), Friday, 10 November 2006 06:13 (eighteen years ago)

Steven from Top Chef season 1. I realize this might be kind of obscure, but he just might have been the biggest douche that was ever bagged.

That guy was a fucking douche. But he almost redeemed himself in the last episode when he went out and got trashed with the high strung older dude and fucked up the stuck up loser girl's final showdown.

I get strong feelings of douchebaggery from guys who wear these kind of shirts:

http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000CB1PHO.01-A3DYB20QS3MEI2._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V65967237_.jpg

Particularly if they have long hair, shaved on the sides.

― joygoat (joygoat), Friday, 10 November 2006 06:43 (eighteen years ago)

Is Seth McFarlane of Family Guy fame a douche or not, I'm torn

― Adrienne Begley (sparklecock), Friday, 10 November 2006 07:34 (eighteen years ago)

what's wrong with that shirt, what would you wear to a club then

― Adrienne Begley (sparklecock), Friday, 10 November 2006 07:52 (eighteen years ago)

Oh also David Cross is a douchebag for sure

― Adrienne Begley (sparklecock), Friday, 10 November 2006 07:53 (eighteen years ago)

Steven from Top Chef season 1.

Yup.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 10 November 2006 14:53 (eighteen years ago)

Matthew Perry

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 10 November 2006 15:04 (eighteen years ago)

dutch from 'the shield'

― benrique (Enrique), Friday, 10 November 2006 15:06 (eighteen years ago)

Karl Lagerfeld

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 10 November 2006 15:08 (eighteen years ago)

Anna Nicole Smith

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 10 November 2006 15:09 (eighteen years ago)

the duck on the Afflak or whatever commercials

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 10 November 2006 15:10 (eighteen years ago)

No!

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 10 November 2006 15:11 (eighteen years ago)

DUTCH IS NOT A DOUCHE (much).

Acevedo is a douche.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 10 November 2006 15:12 (eighteen years ago)

judge reinhold [in 'beverly hills cop': proto-dutch]

― benrique (Enrique), Friday, 10 November 2006 15:14 (eighteen years ago)

DUTCH IS NOT A DOUCHE

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 10 November 2006 15:16 (eighteen years ago)

SO IS

― benrique (Enrique), Friday, 10 November 2006 15:17 (eighteen years ago)

Can we agree that Vic's redneck buddy is a douche?

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 10 November 2006 16:28 (eighteen years ago)

shane?

yes. because he's hella racist. but less *douchey* than dutch.

― benrique (Enrique), Friday, 10 November 2006 16:30 (eighteen years ago)

Microsoft Office

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 10 November 2006 16:31 (eighteen years ago)

Kate Moss +1

― suzy (suzy), Friday, 10 November 2006 16:35 (eighteen years ago)

both of the dudes in this commercial
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7449732737780788500&q=intel+core+duo

― LISTEN U TURBO CROUTON (TOMBOT), Friday, 10 November 2006 16:35 (eighteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7d/Jonathan_ross.jpg

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Friday, 10 November 2006 16:37 (eighteen years ago)

That's what Jonathan Ross looks like now? Horrific.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 10 November 2006 16:37 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.rjlsoftware.com/software/entertainment/clippy/screenshots/mainscreen.jpg

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 10 November 2006 16:38 (eighteen years ago)

Roger Clemens

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 10 November 2006 16:38 (eighteen years ago)

I met the original Verizon guy this past spring and he was a pretty big douchebag. On and on about some new-age awareness camp in California he went to, like anyone gave a shit.

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Friday, 10 November 2006 16:40 (eighteen years ago)

A-Rod
Curt Schilling

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 10 November 2006 16:40 (eighteen years ago)

http://images.scotsman.com/2003/08/31/3108alb.jpg

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Friday, 10 November 2006 16:41 (eighteen years ago)

By the way, fact-fans, "can you hear me now" guy has a TWIN BROTHER. Can you imagine a more annoying fate?

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Friday, 10 November 2006 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

oh fuckin a

xpost

― benrique (Enrique), Friday, 10 November 2006 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

Topher Grace

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 10 November 2006 16:43 (eighteen years ago)

http://pdc.csusb.edu/DellSteven.jpg

― manute lol (sanskrit), Friday, 10 November 2006 16:47 (eighteen years ago)

i think the dell dude was arrested on drug charges awhile back.

― Sam rides the beat like a bicycle (Molly Jones), Friday, 10 November 2006 16:47 (eighteen years ago)

Those borderline cases like Topher Grace are the douchiest of all, I think.

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Friday, 10 November 2006 16:49 (eighteen years ago)

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2006/09/frosties050906_175x125.jpg

"they gon taste gr8!"
DIE.

― teh_kit returns! (g-kit), Friday, 10 November 2006 16:49 (eighteen years ago)

Victoria Beckham

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 10 November 2006 16:50 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/WanadooFilms/ScienceFiction/AliensBurke.jpg

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Friday, 10 November 2006 16:54 (eighteen years ago)

Tom Hanks

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 10 November 2006 16:54 (eighteen years ago)

Elton John
Tobey Maguire

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 10 November 2006 16:56 (eighteen years ago)

Paul Atreides

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 10 November 2006 16:57 (eighteen years ago)

Steve Guttenberg

― teh_kit returns! (g-kit), Friday, 10 November 2006 16:57 (eighteen years ago)

Sean Combs

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Friday, 10 November 2006 16:57 (eighteen years ago)

leprechauns

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 10 November 2006 16:57 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2004/09/30/rem_wideweb__430x325.jpg

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 10 November 2006 16:58 (eighteen years ago)

Gary Oldman

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Friday, 10 November 2006 16:58 (eighteen years ago)

Richard Belzer

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 10 November 2006 16:58 (eighteen years ago)

We're gonna get through everybody at this rate.

― teh_kit returns! (g-kit), Friday, 10 November 2006 17:01 (eighteen years ago)

Allyzay Eisenschefter

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 10 November 2006 17:02 (eighteen years ago)

Wrong

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 10 November 2006 17:03 (eighteen years ago)

Can't remember if we've mentioned TECHNODOUCHE

http://image.listen.com/img/356x237/5/4/2/0/700245_356x237.jpg

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 10 November 2006 17:04 (eighteen years ago)

Adam Schefter, is who I meant to say

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 10 November 2006 17:05 (eighteen years ago)

Jason Biggs

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Friday, 10 November 2006 17:08 (eighteen years ago)

Rick Sutcliffe

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Friday, 10 November 2006 17:08 (eighteen years ago)

Whitney Houston

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 10 November 2006 17:08 (eighteen years ago)

Whitney Houston??

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Friday, 10 November 2006 17:09 (eighteen years ago)

Yes. Both her AND Serge Gainsbourg: DOUCHEBAGS

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 10 November 2006 17:10 (eighteen years ago)

Whitney Houston!

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 10 November 2006 17:10 (eighteen years ago)

WHITE GUYS WHO RAP* DIV:

ANTHONY KIEDIS
EMINEM
FRED DURST
ROBERT "VANILLA ICE" VAN WINKLE

*or in some cases "rap"

― diebold with a vengeance (nickalicious), Friday, 10 November 2006 17:11 (eighteen years ago)

Elizabeth Wakefield

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 10 November 2006 17:11 (eighteen years ago)

ORPAH WIFNREY

― diebold with a vengeance (nickalicious), Friday, 10 November 2006 17:12 (eighteen years ago)

Oprah's not just a douchebag, she is like the president of a whole nation of douche.

― diebold with a vengeance (nickalicious), Friday, 10 November 2006 17:12 (eighteen years ago)

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiCrslRFqBEACpmjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12uivvgtt/EXP=1163265067/**http%3a//www.calpoly.edu/%7erechols/astro101/astro101pics/Lab4pics/earth.jpg

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 10 November 2006 17:12 (eighteen years ago)

I disagree with that, she is pompous but not necessarily a douchebag.

Unlike Star Jones.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 10 November 2006 17:13 (eighteen years ago)

YEAH THER EARTSZ IS TH DOUCHEBAGSZ whatever dude.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 10 November 2006 17:14 (eighteen years ago)

I SWEAR i remember when stipe was just a mystery hippie artfag and i DIDN'T HATE HIM AT ALL!

http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/8171/remstipe5ne.jpg

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 10 November 2006 17:16 (eighteen years ago)

it's basically true. Everyone on earth, except George Clooney.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 10 November 2006 17:16 (eighteen years ago)

but that memory is fading fast.

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 10 November 2006 17:16 (eighteen years ago)

I mean, if you're gonna pick a douche planet, pick fucking Neptune. "OH HI I ROTATE ROUND THE SUN ONCE EVERY 164.79 YEARS LOOK AT ME, I"M MADE OUT OF HYDROGEN OOOOOO I HAVE EIGHT MOONS AND FOUR RINGS OF VARYING THICKNESS."

http://spacekids.hq.nasa.gov/osskids/animate/neptune.jpg

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 10 November 2006 17:17 (eighteen years ago)

I thought the asterisk is WHITE GUYS WHO RAP* was supposed to be a missing E.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 10 November 2006 17:17 (eighteen years ago)

fame is so cruel.

http://i.rollingstone.com/assets/rs/5/2045466/images/00314001_med.jpg

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 10 November 2006 17:17 (eighteen years ago)

ok wow wtf

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 10 November 2006 17:18 (eighteen years ago)

she is a douchebag by association.

http://images.absolutenow.com/rp/5943_burns_88587892.jpg

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 10 November 2006 17:19 (eighteen years ago)

Dude, Michael Stipe's not a douchebag, he is real life John Locke, adventuring the mysteries of the "island" that is homopossibility and political intrigue!

― diebold with a vengeance (nickalicious), Friday, 10 November 2006 17:19 (eighteen years ago)

Stipe transformed into a douche. Same with Peter Buck. Mike Mills was born a douche. Bill Berry is a bro.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 10 November 2006 17:20 (eighteen years ago)

OMG that is the funniest picture I've ever seen.

― diebold with a vengeance (nickalicious), Friday, 10 November 2006 17:20 (eighteen years ago)

Hey wait, why can't I do GIS from ilx toolbar?

― diebold with a vengeance (nickalicious), Friday, 10 November 2006 17:20 (eighteen years ago)

wtf kind of question is that.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 10 November 2006 17:21 (eighteen years ago)

Elizabeth Wakefield, so on the money.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Friday, 10 November 2006 17:23 (eighteen years ago)

oops, that picture went away.

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 10 November 2006 17:23 (eighteen years ago)

Curt Schilling is an "I like despite the douchebaggery" for me. No doubt, he is one.

― Django Blowhardt (Rock Hardy), Friday, 10 November 2006 17:23 (eighteen years ago)

anyway, here is who i meant.

http://www.amny.com/media/photo/2006-04/23150322.jpg

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 10 November 2006 17:24 (eighteen years ago)

http://images.apple.com/hotnews/articles/2004/03/oscars/images/billy_greenscreen.jpg

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 10 November 2006 17:25 (eighteen years ago)

Mike Mills is a total douche! he hit on my sister's underage friend when they were at an R.E.M. concert years ago.

xpost: why do women like Christy Turlington date douches like Ed Burns?

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Friday, 10 November 2006 17:25 (eighteen years ago)

wtf kind of question is that.

Well, when I go up to the little google searh box in the top corner of thread, where I could normally type in "douchetard" and then search "Images", instead of a GIS I get "I SAID IT AIN'T WORKIN'". Was I supposed to be monitoring meta admin threads to keep up to date on what features are and aren't disabled or what?

― diebold with a vengeance (nickalicious), Friday, 10 November 2006 17:27 (eighteen years ago)

i don't even see the thing you are talking about nicka, we are from different worlds

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 10 November 2006 17:28 (eighteen years ago)

http://newyork.yankees.mlb.com/images/2005/05/29/VQjBDE6b.jpg

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 10 November 2006 17:29 (eighteen years ago)

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiYNtlRFVnkA2ZejzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=123cb63jo/EXP=1163265933/**http%3a//littlefascistpanties.com/x/douchebag.jpg

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 10 November 2006 17:29 (eighteen years ago)

that dude that called Lindsay Lohan "firecrotch"

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 10 November 2006 17:30 (eighteen years ago)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=o7w2FnNDUHU

― Zwan (miccio), Friday, 10 November 2006 17:30 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.wvah.com/programs/skin/ronsilver.jpg

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 10 November 2006 17:36 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.speakerseries.com/medved.jpg

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 10 November 2006 17:39 (eighteen years ago)

i get the same thing nickalicious. I'd never noticed that images was an option in that drop down though. get one google toolbar.

― Sam rides the beat like a bicycle (Molly Jones), Friday, 10 November 2006 17:40 (eighteen years ago)

Nick's being punished for implying there's anything wrong with Oprah. Having a problem with Oprah = being a douche.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 10 November 2006 18:08 (eighteen years ago)

Okay, yeah, Medved's the first person on here who actually made me shudder. I wish he would choke to death on a lump of used cat litter.

― Django Blowhardt (Rock Hardy), Friday, 10 November 2006 18:15 (eighteen years ago)

Gene Simmons of KISS - douchebag.
Ace Frehley? Not so much.

― aimurchie (aimurchie), Friday, 10 November 2006 18:31 (eighteen years ago)

gene simmons. . .SUCH douchebage.

and I would also say howard stern though I know I will be loudly denounced.

― Sam rides the beat like a bicycle (Molly Jones), Friday, 10 November 2006 18:31 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.deadspin.com/sports/skipbaylessshot.jpg

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Friday, 10 November 2006 18:40 (eighteen years ago)

and I would also say howard stern though I know I will be loudly denounced.

Did anybody see his movie? Howard Stern is a douchebag.

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 10 November 2006 18:48 (eighteen years ago)

i've seen it. i also hear him regularly despite my best protests.

― Sam rides the beat like a bicycle (Molly Jones), Friday, 10 November 2006 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

The fact that he's occasionally funny doesn't mean he's not a douche.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 10 November 2006 18:53 (eighteen years ago)

Ron Silver totally otm, but Medved is too hapless to really be a douche

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 10 November 2006 19:07 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.eaglesfans.com/visuals/henley_photo_galleries/70s/afro.jpg

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 10 November 2006 19:24 (eighteen years ago)

i think don henley is a douche, but i do like this picture. he kinda looks like a cross between douchey bono and douchey ed burns.

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 10 November 2006 19:25 (eighteen years ago)

"you are the wind beneath my hair"

― aimurchie (aimurchie), Friday, 10 November 2006 19:37 (eighteen years ago)

I think you can safely just say "a cross between Bono and Ed Burns," with the double-douchery kind of a given.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 10 November 2006 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

anyone/anything having to do with Cirque du Soleil.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 10 November 2006 19:41 (eighteen years ago)

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/paramount_pictures/sahara/sammy_hagar/saharapreg.jpg

― carbon neutral (kenan), Friday, 10 November 2006 19:51 (eighteen years ago)

Sammy's a bro! His tequila is amazing.

― diebold with a vengeance (nickalicious), Friday, 10 November 2006 19:51 (eighteen years ago)

To douche with.

― carbon neutral (kenan), Friday, 10 November 2006 19:52 (eighteen years ago)

diebold with a vengeance

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 10 November 2006 19:53 (eighteen years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39894000/jpg/_39894350_kid_rock_pg.jpg

― carbon neutral (kenan), Friday, 10 November 2006 19:58 (eighteen years ago)

119. hit by car at lunch (tapped me but i almost splayed onto the hood)
me: "dude wtf"
him: (one hand on wheel, other holding cellphone)"i said "excuse me"

-- am0n (vv...) (webmail), November 10th, 2006 2:42 PM. (am0n) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

^^^^ the dude being talked about in this post

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 10 November 2006 20:26 (eighteen years ago)

captain save-a-m0n

― manute lol (sanskrit), Friday, 10 November 2006 21:04 (eighteen years ago)

no, it's the "excuse me" bit, not the car hitting bit, that is really douchey behavior.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 10 November 2006 21:05 (eighteen years ago)

i just wanted to say "captain save-a-m0n", it didn't mean anything

― manute lol (sanskrit), Friday, 10 November 2006 21:07 (eighteen years ago)

i wanted to make it clear that i do advocate people hitting other people with cars.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 10 November 2006 21:08 (eighteen years ago)

My current project is a hellacious douchebag.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 10 November 2006 21:09 (eighteen years ago)

Dan's current project is everybody that had anything to do with the movie K-Pax

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 10 November 2006 21:15 (eighteen years ago)

People who create Beer Advertisments. All Douchebags, surely.

― researching ur life (grady), Friday, 10 November 2006 21:17 (eighteen years ago)

Diddy
J-Ho
Lorne Michaels
Fred Durst
Andy Rooney

― Chesty Joe Morgan (Chesty Joe Morgan), Friday, 10 November 2006 21:24 (eighteen years ago)

Douchebags. We all need them.

What the world needs now is a douchebag.

All the world loves a douchebag.

When you're smiling, you're a douchebag. When you're crying, you cry alone, douchebag.

― the Adversary (but, still, a friend of yours) (Uri Frendimein), Friday, 10 November 2006 21:48 (eighteen years ago)

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― manute lol (sanskrit), Friday, 10 November 2006 21:56 (eighteen years ago)

A ROD, DEREK JETER

― mucho (mucho), Friday, 10 November 2006 22:29 (eighteen years ago)

I think we need a consensus on the difference between an Asshole and a Douchebag, and wether one can be both at the same time, go back and forth, or is assigned to one or the other for life.

I think half the people listed on this thread are Assholes and not Douchebags.

I also had some strange feeling that only men could be Douchebags... ehy is this?

― researching ur life (grady), Friday, 10 November 2006 22:37 (eighteen years ago)

How has no one mentioned Robert Novak, Douchebag of Liberty?

― carbon neutral (kenan), Friday, 10 November 2006 22:43 (eighteen years ago)

What! A thread about douchebags and no mention of Rush Limbaugh yet! Surely he's just too obvious and long ago broke the douchebag barrier and ascended to some higher level of douchery, like "emperor of turd-burglary" or something?

― Spanky McGee III (Spanky McGee III), Saturday, 11 November 2006 06:47 (eighteen years ago)

Rush Limbaugh is a douchebag.

― aimurchie (aimurchie), Saturday, 11 November 2006 07:20 (eighteen years ago)

Dog the Bounty Hunter is a douchebag.

― aimurchie (aimurchie), Saturday, 11 November 2006 07:22 (eighteen years ago)

Did Bob Saget get a nod, yet?

Bob Saget. Douchebag.

― researching ur life (grady), Saturday, 11 November 2006 08:17 (eighteen years ago)

"Kelsey Grammer.
-- horseshoe (rosalind51...), November 9th, 2006."

Also, his daughter, Spencer. Who was supposedly a "good acquaintance" of mine several years ago and *ahem* DID SOMETHING with my (very-shortly-after, EX) boyfriend.

― Andi Headphones (Andi Headphones), Saturday, 11 November 2006 16:04 (eighteen years ago)

Bronques from lastnightsparty. Actually, pretty much EVERYONE on lastnightsparty. EVER. Also, the cobrasnake... Because it's the same thing.

― Andi Headphones (Andi Headphones), Saturday, 11 November 2006 16:08 (eighteen years ago)

Dog the Bounty Hunter is a douchebag.

OTM. I would extend the douchebag designation to his entire crew and anyone who enjoys watching his program.

Also:
Eric Lindros

― daniel striped tiger (OutDatWay), Saturday, 11 November 2006 16:34 (eighteen years ago)

Whoever the fuck parks their car in front of my place with their fucking "HOFF 01" vanity number plate.

(No, it's not THE Hoff. It isn't KITT, sadly.)

― wordy rappaport (EstieButtez1), Saturday, 11 November 2006 16:40 (eighteen years ago)

bob saget is pretty funny when he's working "blue," ie not a douchebag.

― hstencil (hstencil), Saturday, 11 November 2006 17:26 (eighteen years ago)

The Capitol Club
The entirety of the New York Yankees, please let's not just single out A-Rod and Jeter
the dude at the parking garage at Best Buy who forced us to pay $4 to leave because they didn't validate our punch card properly
Bill Parcells

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Saturday, 11 November 2006 20:47 (eighteen years ago)

people who drink raw eggs

the expensive suit guy who was leaning on the centre pole of the subway (i.e. the only place for shortys like me to hang on to) during rush hour, reading his full size newspaper at full spread. douchebag.

Winona Ryder

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 11 November 2006 22:25 (eighteen years ago)

i cant believe i let this thread go 400 posts without mentioning i had a client last month named Ll0yd M@ssengil.

Nice guy but obv. a douche.

― researching ur life (grady), Saturday, 11 November 2006 22:39 (eighteen years ago)

obv.

― A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Saturday, 11 November 2006 22:58 (eighteen years ago)

official confirmation:

STEWART: We rarely do ad hominem attacks. There's the occasional one -- Cheney, I guess we do a little bit. But in general it's based in frustration over reality. We almost never do the, you know, Bush is dumb.

COLBERT: Ashcroft is a douche bag.

STEWART: I think Novak is a douche bag.

COLBERT: I'm sorry. I apologize. It's Robert Novak who's a douche bag. That's just fact. I think it's his confirmation name.

STEWART: When he joined Opus Dei . . .

COLBERT: "You shall be Saint Douche Bag."

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Sunday, 12 November 2006 23:05 (eighteen years ago)

Me? Thought I'd get in first ;)

― Darramouss :D (Darramouss ftw), Sunday, 12 November 2006 23:08 (eighteen years ago)

http://i.rollingstone.com/assets/rs/5/2045466/images/00314001_med.jpg

"hey stipey i give you rimjob!"

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 13 November 2006 04:43 (eighteen years ago)

and I would also say howard stern though I know I will be loudly denounced.

of course howard stern is a douchebag -- but his fans love him anyway (maybe cause lots of THEM are douchebags too).

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 13 November 2006 05:59 (eighteen years ago)

A lot of them aren't, though.

Howard, it seems, occupies a special place on the continuum. Whereas usually the distinction of "asshole" is both inclusive of and worse than a douchebag, Howard is an asshole who's not a douchebag. It's like he skipped a step.

― aesthetically pleasing, in other words 'fly' (kenan), Monday, 13 November 2006 06:10 (eighteen years ago)

http://imgsrv.ilikejack.com/image/DbLiteGraphic/200611/227772.jpg?bannerXGroupId=257&bannerXId=5178&randMdStr=a513d05a104a8a01d4d0f790fbe6b54e

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 13 November 2006 10:48 (eighteen years ago)

ihttp://www.ilikejack.com/pages/69784.php

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 13 November 2006 10:49 (eighteen years ago)

Every other driver on the road besides myself.

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Monday, 13 November 2006 14:05 (eighteen years ago)

BILLY JOEL

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 13 November 2006 14:34 (eighteen years ago)

Elizabeth Hasselbeck from The View - Douchebag.

― aimurchie (aimurchie), Monday, 13 November 2006 16:12 (eighteen years ago)

bob saget is pretty funny when he's working "blue," ie not a douchebag.
-- hstencil (hstenc!...), November 11th, 2006 5:26 PM. (hstencil) (link)

America's Funniest Home Videos vs. The Aristocrats

Bob Saget: an enigma wrapped in a douchebag

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 13 November 2006 16:48 (eighteen years ago)

People who don't let you finish one sentence.

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Monday, 13 November 2006 22:27 (eighteen years ago)

Find a person that everyone on ILE likes
^^^virtually every single person listed on this thread is a douchebag.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 13 November 2006 22:30 (eighteen years ago)

Ian Levine is a douchebag of dimensionally transcendent proportions.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Monday, 13 November 2006 22:42 (eighteen years ago)

Also Winnie Mandela is way more of a douchebag than Nelson Mandela.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Monday, 13 November 2006 22:45 (eighteen years ago)

Bob Saget: an enigma wrapped in a douchebag

i read that as "an enema wrapped in a douchebag".

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 13 November 2006 22:46 (eighteen years ago)

that's totally right. the fact that Nelson Mandela was married to her for so long makes me feel even more warmly toward him. poor dude.

xpost

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Monday, 13 November 2006 22:46 (eighteen years ago)

To be fair, it's probably easier to ignore your spouse's more horrifying tendencies when you're busy being in jail for half of your life.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Monday, 13 November 2006 22:48 (eighteen years ago)

Nelson Mandela is one of the not douchebags listed on that thread.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 13 November 2006 22:50 (eighteen years ago)

I was kind of shaking my head and going "Oh, fauxindiepaws" at the Matt Groening nomination.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Monday, 13 November 2006 22:58 (eighteen years ago)

Bob Saget: an enigma wrapped in a douchebag
i read that as "an enema wrapped in a douchebag".

That too.

― researching ur life (grady), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 02:25 (eighteen years ago)

Snap and Crackle are okay, but Pop is kind of a douche.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 02:26 (eighteen years ago)

rockist

― nate p. (natepatrin), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 02:27 (eighteen years ago)

David Lee Roth
Napoleon

― Chesty Joe Morgan (Chesty Joe Morgan), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 02:51 (eighteen years ago)

Pretty much everyone that posted anything past Ned's Ren-Fair pic bonanza on this thread, or, 7 minutes of my life I would desperately like back.

ps (here because I don't want to be associated with that thread at all) new Joanna Newsom album kicks truckloads of ass and they are all ghey

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 22:21 (eighteen years ago)

Peyton fucking Manning and his godawful overplayed TV commercials

― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Sunday, 19 November 2006 04:22 (eighteen years ago)

oh, sad. I just saw that commercial Ron Livingston's in for the first time. it's totally douchey. and his suit jacket, which comes close to being hot, doesn't fit him.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Sunday, 19 November 2006 21:57 (eighteen years ago)

Haha OTM! I noticed this yesterday, his suit is not at all tailored to him--what on earth is that about? No Men's Warehouse in LA??

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 20 November 2006 19:16 (eighteen years ago)

right? suits confer such insta-hotness, it is a tragedy when the execution is fucked up.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Monday, 20 November 2006 19:20 (eighteen years ago)

The Sprint commercial was followed up the other day by the Dan Marino "HEY GUYS! LIKE POT ROAST!!!!" Nutrasystem ad then the BOWFLEX ad and I think I almost died in a douchepocolypse. Not as bad as the ads shown during Football Night In America but memorable.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 20 November 2006 19:22 (eighteen years ago)

douchepocalypse!

Dan Marino makes me uncomfortable.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Monday, 20 November 2006 19:24 (eighteen years ago)

"Hey guys! Like pot roast? How's your sex life? Now, people call me skinny!" It's like, Dan Marino, what on earth are you talking about, what is pot roast, I don't want to know about your sex life, just get off my tv you crazy crackpot. $10 says in five years he'll be just as fat as Parcells and Lasorda and every other sporting guy who went on a tv diet.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 20 November 2006 19:37 (eighteen years ago)

michael richards

― anticon jemima (ooo), Monday, 20 November 2006 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

having an unfortunate email address relative to current events

― autovac (autovac), Monday, 20 November 2006 20:25 (eighteen years ago)

Racist.

― Beth S. (Ex Leon), Monday, 20 November 2006 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

o no! wait, that is for bummerz thread. my name is not michael! I know a douchebag but must remain mute in hopes douchebaggery will cease.

― autovac (autovac), Monday, 20 November 2006 20:28 (eighteen years ago)

Bill O'Reily has probably been mentioned already, but...

http://thinkprogress.org/2006/11/20/oreilly-ipod/

― daniel striped tiger (OutDatWay), Monday, 20 November 2006 20:30 (eighteen years ago)

It's the matrix!

― Beth S. (Ex Leon), Monday, 20 November 2006 20:39 (eighteen years ago)

five years pass...

Blake Mallen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eW0kH54TthM

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 22:49 (twelve years ago)

http://www.blakemallen.com/wp-content/themes/therapy/styles/blue/bgoverlay.jpg

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 24 June 2012 00:15 (twelve years ago)

My mullet-headed schoolmates who think that just because I went to grammar school with them that I am their best friend forever.

I didn't like you then and I don't like you now. Just because someone gave you a job and you show off your boat on Facebook doesn't mean I am going to add you. You'll be remembered for what a C-average dickface you were in school.

― โตเกียวเหมียวเหมียว aka Don Knotts (Mount Cleaners), Sunday, 24 June 2012 02:18 (twelve years ago)

http://cache1.bigcartel.com/product_images/46430677/300.jpg

― owenf, Monday, 25 June 2012 16:43 (twelve years ago)

omg Tracer the dolphin

― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Monday, 25 June 2012 16:48 (twelve years ago)

I have gone so far down the rabbithole with that guy. his whole operation is amazing. if you type in the name of his company and the word "scam" you get a bunch of pages written by the company posing as informational Q-and-A sites that all say "is this company a scam? certainly not!" .. he has a right-hand man who's created something like 60 YouTube videos with proselytizers all talking about how great their "MLM" (multi-level marketing) business is, how you can control your destiny.. it's douchebaggery taken to an utterly mesmerizing level

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 25 June 2012 18:18 (twelve years ago)

Ted Moseby.

― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 25 June 2012 18:41 (twelve years ago)

^^^^^

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 June 2012 18:41 (twelve years ago)

People like Blake Mallen can only exist in America.

― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 25 June 2012 18:48 (twelve years ago)

one year passes...

http://distilleryimage2.ak.instagram.com/ace89c18e0d211e281d622000a1f975c_7.jpg

― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Saturday, 29 June 2013 16:20 (eleven years ago)

ASSHL

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 29 June 2013 22:33 (eleven years ago)

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