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― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 19:51 (eighteen years ago)

too soon

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 19:52 (eighteen years ago)

xpost

bastard, i thought this meant he'd actually done it already.

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 19:52 (eighteen years ago)

that word is enough to make me celibate.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 19:53 (eighteen years ago)

thanks for making me look at this every time I load new answers, fuckhead!

― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 19:53 (eighteen years ago)

http://newyorkette.com/wp-content/happycork_400.jpg

― Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 19:55 (eighteen years ago)

1. poppage
2. courting

= list of words i never want to see again after today

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 19:55 (eighteen years ago)

This is one of the worst words in the world.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 19:55 (eighteen years ago)

http://web.missouri.edu/~aml5f5/quiz_files/image002.jpg

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 19:56 (eighteen years ago)

I knew there was a reason I was avoiding that thread.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 19:56 (eighteen years ago)

TS: Poppage vs. fuck-want.

― John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Wednesday, 17 January 2007 19:57 (eighteen years ago)

you all need to be more creepy.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 19:57 (eighteen years ago)

fuck-want is so much worse

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 19:58 (eighteen years ago)

i imagine adam beales as nabisco with an evil spock goatee

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 19:58 (eighteen years ago)

If I have to choose between "poppage" and "fuck-want", I choose death.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 19:58 (eighteen years ago)

DO NOT FUCK WANT

― Charlie Brown (kenan), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 19:59 (eighteen years ago)

it is already too late. this word has kind of come to mean any sex now. thankfully this hasnt reached 'hello i like you would you like me to do a poppage?" level yet, but i am fearful its going to slip out to someone like this.

― Storefront Church (688), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 20:00 (eighteen years ago)

hello you are very poppagey i would like to court you in the vagina

― Storefront Church (688), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 20:01 (eighteen years ago)

oh dear

― Storefront Church (688), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 20:01 (eighteen years ago)

OI ROIGHT HOW'S BOUT SOME POPPAGE THEN LUV

― daniel striped tiger (OutDatWay), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 20:01 (eighteen years ago)

i almost got a hernia from laughing just now

― the killfire konspiracy (Haberdager), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 20:02 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=poppage

― Charlie Brown (kenan), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 20:03 (eighteen years ago)

OI ROIGHT HOW'S BOUT SOME POPPAGE THEN LUV
-- daniel striped tiger (thedanmarti...), January 17th, 2007.

Dude, I love you.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 20:03 (eighteen years ago)

http://jess.racingstub.com/blogs/j/jess/photos/les-popples-6167b_thumb.jpg

Popplage

― latebloomer needs to be less creepy (latebloomer), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 20:04 (eighteen years ago)

http://jess.racingstub.com/blogs/j/jess/photos/les-popples-6167b_thumb.jpg

― latebloomer needs to be less creepy (latebloomer), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 20:04 (eighteen years ago)

http://herodote.info/grandebretagne/poppage.gif

― shouldnt care (emekars), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 20:05 (eighteen years ago)

There are plenty of people I'd love to give some urban dictionary-style poppage.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 20:05 (eighteen years ago)

hello you are very poppagey i would like to court you in the vagina

ACTUALLY CRYING WITH EFFORT NOT TO LAUGH SO LOUDLY THAT MY BOSS ASKS WHATS SO FUNNY

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 20:06 (eighteen years ago)

oh wow, this has given me an idea for a new ilx nickname

― Poppa Ge (Haberdager), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 20:07 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.londonstimes.us/toons/cartoons/pop.gif

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 20:09 (eighteen years ago)

is there any way I can killfile the word "poppage?"

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 20:09 (eighteen years ago)

and preferably replace it with "rutting"

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 20:09 (eighteen years ago)

rutting is nearly as bad as 'cosign'

― Storefront Church (688), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 20:10 (eighteen years ago)

just to be clear, past tense as a verb is "poppeded"

― tony conrad schnitzler (sanskrit), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 20:11 (eighteen years ago)

http://images.dpchallenge.com/images_portfolio/43774/orig/350327.jpg

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 20:15 (eighteen years ago)

omg *faints*

― Poppa Ge (Haberdager), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 20:16 (eighteen years ago)

looks like a spoon, dipped in butter, slathered in guacamole

― m@p (plosive), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 20:18 (eighteen years ago)

That was a lot less frightening than the URL "dpchallenge.com" suggested.

― John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Wednesday, 17 January 2007 20:18 (eighteen years ago)

martian sackgina

― latebloomer needs to be less creepy (latebloomer), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 20:21 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=genital+punching

― Charlie Brown (kenan), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 20:21 (eighteen years ago)

so the act its self is "popatration"?

― jambalaya backgammon (grady), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 20:21 (eighteen years ago)

poppulating

― daniel striped tiger (OutDatWay), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 20:22 (eighteen years ago)

oh, I hope not.

― Charlie Brown (kenan), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 20:22 (eighteen years ago)

poppaging

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 20:25 (eighteen years ago)

like foraging

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 20:25 (eighteen years ago)

or rummaging

― m@p (plosive), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 20:26 (eighteen years ago)

poppage => poppagism?

― lex pretend (lex pretend), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 20:26 (eighteen years ago)

ugh

― lex pretend (lex pretend), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 20:26 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.harsmedia.com/Pics/SB/pop.jpg

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 20:31 (eighteen years ago)

rolling 2007 snap thread

rolling 2007 poppage thread?

― Poppa Ge, leada of da killfile konspiracy (Haberdager), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 20:33 (eighteen years ago)

Don't get too optimistic, dude.

― John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Wednesday, 17 January 2007 20:35 (eighteen years ago)

I'm not the only one!

― Poppa Ge, leada of da killfile konspiracy (Haberdager), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 20:36 (eighteen years ago)

YOU ARE, HOWEVER, THE ONLY ONE WILLING TO REFER TO IT AS "POPPAGE".

― John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Wednesday, 17 January 2007 20:51 (eighteen years ago)

I'm having great fun with these usernames, it must be said.

― to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 20:56 (eighteen years ago)

i want to erase this word from my brain, primarily so that i don't ever accidentally use it in normal conversation myself, not even ironically, and secondarily so that i stop wanting to vomit

― lex pretend (lex pretend), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:00 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.junkfoodblog.com/uploaded_images/papa-johns-perfect-pan.jpg

― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:00 (eighteen years ago)

go deep

― lk (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:02 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWsrWISwb50

― Charlie Brown (kenan), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:02 (eighteen years ago)

poppagetimism

― vita susicivus (blueski), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:04 (eighteen years ago)

Papageno

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

DO NOT FUCK WANT

I'm imagining this in the voice of Frank Booth.

― clotpoll (Clotpoll), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:07 (eighteen years ago)

I'm imagining it in the voice of Borat.

― to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:07 (eighteen years ago)

Ctrl-F poppage here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terrapin_Times

― John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:09 (eighteen years ago)

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:11 (eighteen years ago)

However, poppage is sometimes deterred by "grades" or "too many cooks in the kitchen."

― to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:11 (eighteen years ago)

[Method Man]

It's the Meth in the house! Ha, yeah, break it down.

[Xzibit]

When it's all said in done, we gon' be on top
Cause we don't stop, now, lock it down, hit the spot
and clown; Niggas relyin on special effects
While the khakis and chronic, got the bitches still breakin they neck
Move the crowd without breakin a sweat
Trend setter, with a Beretta, so keep it on deck
Cause you never know when Xzibit gonna move through the set
Don't be scared, just be prepared and quiet as kept
At a night club, talkin bout you don't go out
And you tryin to got to school and make a certain amount
But the last part, I just couldn't figure it out
I guess its real hard to talk with a dick in your mouth
Lightweight, like confetti, steadily tested by motherfuckers who ain't ready
To deal with the legendary
Soopafly, emcee, and bullett logo
Shot callers, clear the whole block like we po-po

[Chorus: Method Man]

Round and round we go, it don't stop
Till we all get dough, c'mon, make it hot
Baby girl to the pussy pop, pussy pop
Lick shots for the pussy pop, pop, pop!
Lookin good with your stink-ass
Type of ass make a nigga pull it over fast
Make it hot, baby girl to pussy pop, pussy pop
Lick shots for the pussy pop, pop pop!

[Jayo Felony]

Well, you gotta pop the pussy, get rid of the next with a name on your gums
It's the ?Bidulo Gang? bitch, we both want some
You got titties and ass
But I got a dick and some cash
You ain't talkin bout shit
Then I'ma smash, bitch
On three, on me, bitch, you my property
Daddy Jayo Felony, ain't nobody stoppin me
And I said daddy, bitch thats what you gon' call me
I ain't no simp or a wimp
I'ma motherfuckin pimp
Tear spots in my hoes, make they high-heels fall off
You got me ? the fuck-up, if you think I'm goin soft
on ya; I'm hard on my hoes that's how it goes
Bitch, get up off your toes, and get my six-four
? My name, you bounced, so you might as well break bread
And only Dulo niggas know, whats the head
My name is Billy Loco and this is my opinion
I'm coming from SD, and Dulo is my religion
Be-b-b-b- atch!

[Chorus]

[Xzibit]

I don't save or pray, or ? clothes
All I really wanna do is win the game, fuck hoes!
In Jamaica, at the Half Moon Villa, with a killa
And a cocain dealer, layin low from the law
See it all comes down to who's quick to draw first
Pay attention, prevention, ridin off in a hearse
Mister X to the you know me
Thousand-dollar bitches wanna pop the pussy for free
The disfunctional member of the Alkoholik family tree
Frequently bang bitches, Wu-Tang, Killer Bee
Hennessey on the rocks, with Pina Coloda
At the Ramada, make you work hard like Donna
For the cheese, got you down on your hands and knees
After that we kick back and burn up some trees
Mad shout, cause Xzibit's not the type to be treatin
I'm an Alkoholic and I'm late for my meeting
(Come on, Like that!)

[Chorus]

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:12 (eighteen years ago)

PLZ DELETE INTERNET

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:16 (eighteen years ago)

SRSLY, DELETE INTERNET

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:16 (eighteen years ago)

ok I had been avoiding that thread for a reason and you link to it with a different title.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:18 (eighteen years ago)

I wasn't trying to trick you! (Although since I did, hahahaha) (no poppage)

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:20 (eighteen years ago)

panda poppage

― daniel striped tiger (OutDatWay), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:21 (eighteen years ago)

http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2002/TECH/science/06/27/giant.panda/pandas.jpg

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:21 (eighteen years ago)

UGHHHHHHH

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:21 (eighteen years ago)

http://blog.ameba.jp/user_images/af/3e/10004276786_s.jpg

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:22 (eighteen years ago)

This is like a perfect storm of awfulness that I have created right here.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:22 (eighteen years ago)

PAN PANDA PERRY

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:25 (eighteen years ago)

You guys don't understand, I REALLY hate pandas to begin with.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:26 (eighteen years ago)

http://betamaxguillotine.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/zkiss_pandas.jpg

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:27 (eighteen years ago)

What freaks you out more, Ally, pandas or cows?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:27 (eighteen years ago)

hey did I ever tell you about the Mini Kiss concert, Mr. Que? It's not much of a story, actually.

xpost cows

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:28 (eighteen years ago)

Peter Piper popped a panda.

― Alan Bean (Alan Bean), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:28 (eighteen years ago)

let's hear it allyzay

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:28 (eighteen years ago)

how could anyone hate anything as adorable as this?!?

http://www.liu.edu/CWIS/CWP/library/exhibits/panda/w020911.jpg

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:28 (eighteen years ago)

I hate pandas because they are lazy, worthless, stupid creatures that add nothing to the world and aren't even THAT cute, certainly not cute enough to justify putting any effort into saving them from their own idiocy. FUCK YOU PANDAS, OR POPPAGE YOU OR WHATEVER WE'RE SAYING NOW.

Anyway, the story is that there was a Mini-Kiss concert that I believe was held on a friend of mine's b-day but perhaps it was just CLOSE to his b-day. Anyway, he had to DJ the Mini-Kiss concert, which basically consists of midgets in bad Kiss makeup, pretending to play guitars and sing, it is just karaoke. We were pretty disappointed, though in fairness I watched it with him in the DJ booth, so perhaps it was better from the front.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:30 (eighteen years ago)

milkin' it for real:

http://www.jtrue.com/cartoons/art/low/cow_doing_it.jpg

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:32 (eighteen years ago)

ok wtf is that!

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:32 (eighteen years ago)

...

― m@p (plosive), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:32 (eighteen years ago)

EW WHAT IS WRONG WITH EVERYONE PLEASE STOP!

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:33 (eighteen years ago)

POOPAGE:

http://www.ilikeseamonsters.com/catalog/images/categories/panda_shirt.jpg

― jambalaya backgammon (grady), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:34 (eighteen years ago)

i wash my pandas of this.

http://home.nc.rr.com/cobaltstudio/illustrations/PandainTub.jpg

― jambalaya backgammon (grady), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:35 (eighteen years ago)

mini-Kiss only does karaoke? :-(

― latebloomer needs to be less creepy (latebloomer), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:36 (eighteen years ago)

THEY SAY BUBBA WENT POP
YEAH BUBBA WENT POP
WHEN I POPPED MY GLOCK
AND YOUR BODY JUST DROPPED

― max (maxreax), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:39 (eighteen years ago)

yes, they just mime the songs, do not actually sing or play instruments. It was very disappointing. It made it really creepy for me, like I was just going to a freak show at the circus, or Coney Island, instead of being at anything that was even remotely justifiable.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:39 (eighteen years ago)

WOW DID I SPEAK TO SOON RE: PERFECT STORM

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:40 (eighteen years ago)

can we just nuke ilx from orbit at this point?

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:41 (eighteen years ago)

One Step ahead of you

NUKE IT

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:42 (eighteen years ago)

x-post -- Oh, so blame Canada, then.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:42 (eighteen years ago)

like I was just going to a freak show at the circus, or Coney Island, instead of being at anything that was even remotely justifiable

i feel the same every time i open this thread.

yet i keep coming back.

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:42 (eighteen years ago)

WOW DID I SPEAK TO SOON RE: PERFECT STORM

yes, sir, you did -- witness the newborn pandas:

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/07/images/050712_babypandas.jpg

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:42 (eighteen years ago)

MW, please go look at what your thread has become and justify yourself.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:43 (eighteen years ago)

haha i didnt even see NUKE IT. kudos.

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:43 (eighteen years ago)

Louis should apply to be in this year's Big Brother.

― vita susicivus (blueski), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:44 (eighteen years ago)

I feel nothing when I see this word anyway. A winner is me?

― vita susicivus (blueski), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:45 (eighteen years ago)

I kind of wish to God I hadn't seen NUKE IT.

Also I am really jealous of Steve right about now.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

The other week I was in a pub being bawdy and I referred to sex as "having a wank in [a] vagina". My girlfriend was sitting next to me. She laughed, then lunked me round the head.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:47 (eighteen years ago)

aaaarg

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:48 (eighteen years ago)

What a touching tale, Nick.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:48 (eighteen years ago)

Wait, so going off that edit, you ACTUALLY said "a wank-in vagina"?

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:49 (eighteen years ago)

Kind of like a walk-in closet, only danker?

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:49 (eighteen years ago)

THIS THREAD IS CLIMBING TO NEW HEIGHTS GOD BLESS YOU ALL!

― John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:50 (eighteen years ago)

Nah, "[a]" substitutes "your" - I know Dan Perry doesn't have a vagina, so I edited it.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:50 (eighteen years ago)

What he's leaving out from the story is that he actually was not talking to his gf at the time, hence the punching.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:51 (eighteen years ago)

No, I was talking to my colleage Robert.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:51 (eighteen years ago)

Does he have one of those "fleshlight" things or something?

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:52 (eighteen years ago)

Why does Robert get to have a vagina when Dan doesn't?

― John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:52 (eighteen years ago)

WAIT WAIT

You told yr friend that having sex with your girlfriend was like having a wank in her vagina?????? WHILE SHE WAS THERE??????

I don't know if you are my hero or if I must kill you! Regardless, KUDOS

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:53 (eighteen years ago)

Also yeah, why don't I get to have a vagina? I'm grown!

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

No he said that having sex with his gf was like having a wank in ROBERT'S vagina.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

Rob only discovered what a Fleshlight was the other month, actually. I think we were in the pub then.

I think I was positing the phrase "can I have a wank in your vagina. please?" as a potential chat-up line, were I not very much in love.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

Seriously, do you people realize this is the best thread ever?

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:55 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.bloggerheads.com/images/crazy_frog_fleshlight.jpg

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:55 (eighteen years ago)

Well, it was.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:56 (eighteen years ago)

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:Aa1TYYdSOtzsQM:http://www.fleshlight-store.com/images/fleshlight-display.jpg

Look! Assorted Fleshlight's with some fruit.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:56 (eighteen years ago)

I discovered what a Fleshlight was because one of my old roommates didn't know how to erase his internet history off my computer.

At some point, I'll share some of his other horrifying/amusing google search terms, but I think it might be too much for today.

― John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:56 (eighteen years ago)

Spill the beans or I'll steal your thunder.

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:57 (eighteen years ago)

ok the one with the mouth--uh how would you even maintain an erection looking at that?

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:58 (eighteen years ago)

Do you really want Tad to answer that one?

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:58 (eighteen years ago)

this is as good a thread as any.

xxp

― jambalaya backgammon (grady), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:58 (eighteen years ago)

Hydraulics.

― Charlie Brown (kenan), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:58 (eighteen years ago)

it's hard to maintain a straight face, much less a stiffy, looking at the toothy fleshlight.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:59 (eighteen years ago)

first one to find panda_furry_yiff.jpeg wins.

― jambalaya backgammon (grady), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:59 (eighteen years ago)

At some point, I'll share some of his other horrifying/amusing google search terms, but I think it might be too much for today.

haha one tyme at my friend's house we looked at his roommate's comp and the last search term had been "e1d3r 0rgy"

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:01 (eighteen years ago)

The toothy Fleshlight is a Photoshopped Crazy Frog, innit?

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:04 (eighteen years ago)

omg at M@tt ew

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:04 (eighteen years ago)

Better that than "elf orgy".

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:05 (eighteen years ago)

Actually, no.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:05 (eighteen years ago)

The least disturbing/most amusing one was "Nudist Laundromat".

― John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:05 (eighteen years ago)

hahahahahahahahahahaha

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:05 (eighteen years ago)

it's hard to maintain a straight face, much less a stiffy, looking at the toothy fleshlight.

fleshlight design team to thread

http://campus.queens.edu/depts/english/images/RAY%20TOOTHLESS.JPG

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:06 (eighteen years ago)

elder fleshlight?

― Charlie Brown (kenan), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:07 (eighteen years ago)

Better that than "elf orgy".

http://z.about.com/d/movies/1/0/g/b/3/elfwillferrell1.jpg

― vita susicivus (blueski), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:07 (eighteen years ago)

toothless elder fleshlight

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:08 (eighteen years ago)

Poppage is achieved by boy bands, like N*Sync, and is generally followed directly by one of the following: a) lockage, or b) melisma.

― baron kickass von awesomehausen (nickalicious), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:08 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6ddqhmxt-Q

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:08 (eighteen years ago)

Better that than "elf orgy".

isn't that what the elvendrums.com site is all about?

xpost

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:08 (eighteen years ago)

some old skool hanle y magic:

I really don't know what to make of this.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:09 (eighteen years ago)

I should note that Nudist Laudromat was actually in quotes, so as to exlude any extraneous search results.

― John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:10 (eighteen years ago)

some serious poppage potential here, yo!

http://www.elvendrums.com/pictures/Poster.jpg

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:10 (eighteen years ago)

"Look, if I wanted "Nudist Dry Cleaners" I would have SEARCHED for "Nudist Dry Cleaners"!"

― John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:11 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.seriesbooks.com/rocketforacow02.jpg

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:12 (eighteen years ago)

"sorry sir, i'm not sure we can get these stains out"

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:12 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.kelahn.com/Skins/CowGirl.jpg

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:14 (eighteen years ago)

EVERYTHINGEVERYTHINGEVERYTHINGEVERYTHINGEVERYTHINGEVERYTHING
I'M INVISIBLE
I'M INVISIBLE
AN ERASER OF LOVE
AN ERASER OF LOVE

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:16 (eighteen years ago)

I'm still amazed by "Still life with mangos, Fleshlight" upthread.

― John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:18 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah that's killing me, too.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:18 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.progressiveboink.com/b/images/emily/udder.jpg

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:19 (eighteen years ago)

Ok, looking at the URL for that picture you tried to link, I have to ask:

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, DUDE

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:20 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.progressiveboink.com/b/images/emily/udder.jpg

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:20 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.jitterbuzz.com/hallofil/udder.jpg

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:21 (eighteen years ago)

By far the worst/most horrifying google search, given the rest of them, was "How do I clean computer keyboard"

― John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:21 (eighteen years ago)

My imagination hates you, John.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:22 (eighteen years ago)

Not as much as mine does.

― John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:23 (eighteen years ago)

John, remind me, what was the one relating to beards?

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:23 (eighteen years ago)

That wasn't imagination. That was tactile sensation. (xpost)

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:24 (eighteen years ago)

http://download.lavadomefive.com/members/ottsel/ljstuff/yaji.jpg

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:24 (eighteen years ago)

mr que, that last pic was the most disturbing of all pix on this thread today ...

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:25 (eighteen years ago)

FB, I think you are referring to (again, actually in quotes) "How fast beard grow?"

― John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:26 (eighteen years ago)

I am imagining that your old roommate was dressed in a Spiderman outfit shouting "How do I 'shot web'?" and then, fifteen minutes later, shouting "How do I clean keyboard?"

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:27 (eighteen years ago)

WTF, the ONE day I have a stupid fucking all-afternoon sales seminar...

― baron kickass von awesomehausen (nickalicious), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:29 (eighteen years ago)

I a imagining never having met John's roommate. Imagination, don't fail me now.

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:30 (eighteen years ago)

WTF, the ONE day I have a stupid fucking all-afternoon sales seminar...

...poppage?

(xpost: Does that make the Spiderman thing WORSE???)

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:30 (eighteen years ago)

http://entenmanns.gwbakeries.com/images/products/7203000802.jpg

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:32 (eighteen years ago)

John, I propbably shouldn't link to his myspace page, should I?

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:32 (eighteen years ago)

Are those Schwety?

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:33 (eighteen years ago)

Best Abba Track EVAH!

CRITICAL AB INFO HERE WAU

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:36 (eighteen years ago)

WAHT

― John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:41 (eighteen years ago)

i love ilx so bad.

― Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:54 (eighteen years ago)

i cant quit you.

― jambalaya backgammon (grady), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:58 (eighteen years ago)

This thread makes the lack of embed-ability on ILE truly criminal.

― John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Wednesday, 17 January 2007 23:06 (eighteen years ago)

1. poppage 1 up, 2 down

To be kicked so hard in the scrotum, you feel as if your balls have popped.

― a magical moment with unicorns dancing around you (nickalicious), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 23:08 (eighteen years ago)

I wonder if louis is aware of this:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Anal+Poppage

― John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Wednesday, 17 January 2007 23:15 (eighteen years ago)

Mini-Kiss do so sing, Ally!! But yeah their guitars didn't even have any strings on them, and I basically felt the same way you did.

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 23:16 (eighteen years ago)

I'm glad you are here to support my creeped out-ness, we should make this more common knowledge. I don't remember them singing because you had to play the CD for them??

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 18 January 2007 00:19 (eighteen years ago)

woah anal poppage

― M@tt He1g3s0n: oh u mad cuz im stylin on u (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 18 January 2007 00:21 (eighteen years ago)

I cannot believe no one has yet summoned "Esau to thread!" to sell his birthright for a mess of said. Mere striplings, all of you!

― Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 18 January 2007 00:30 (eighteen years ago)

6 up, 2 down

― jambalaya backgammon (grady), Thursday, 18 January 2007 00:38 (eighteen years ago)

http://asocialstudies.wordpress.com/files/2006/06/135-lanparty.jpg

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 18 January 2007 02:50 (eighteen years ago)

is poppage the lost descendents album

― latebloomer needs to be less crappy (latebloomer), Thursday, 18 January 2007 08:38 (eighteen years ago)

wtf is that picture of that huge room with all the computers and naked guys?

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 18 January 2007 09:48 (eighteen years ago)

trig brother 2004

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 18 January 2007 10:04 (eighteen years ago)

harsh but fair

― vita susicivus (blueski), Thursday, 18 January 2007 10:24 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.nature.ca/ukaliq/elem/pop/images/P0254_max.jpg

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 18 January 2007 14:42 (eighteen years ago)

Squee!

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 18 January 2007 15:16 (eighteen years ago)

yay bunny tauntaun!

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 18 January 2007 15:23 (eighteen years ago)

The CD was instrumental versions, all off of one disc. The only song with vocals was "New York Groove", which is what they wanted as their entrance music. Do you remember how they wanted like THREE 45-minute long sets, and two breaks? I mean, the crowd started leaving by the end of the first set cause it was like "we get it now" and there was absolutely no joy in it at all, really.

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Thursday, 18 January 2007 15:35 (eighteen years ago)

YES! It was like why on earth do you think people will stay through that amount of time just to watch a freak parade? Ugh. I feel dirty just thinking about it. I distinctly recall using my camera only to take pictures of us, and Otis, and only one picture of Mini-Kiss, because they were much less interesting than we were.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 18 January 2007 15:37 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

yay!!

― Eisbaer, Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:04 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

LOU!5 J4GG3R, RIPOPPAGE

― John Justen, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:44 (eighteen years ago)

http://poppage.ytmnd.com

― and what, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:48 (eighteen years ago)

http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/9954/poppageov8.png

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 29 March 2007 01:54 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

Post #1
Jon Williams (New York, NY) wrote on Apr 26, 2007 at 10:42 PM

I like Louis but dude is fucking redic.

I know him from transatlantic internet music discussion funnies

Post #2
Louis Jagger (Cambridge) replied to Jon's post 18 hours ago

most of 'em either schoolfriends or student buddies. FYI, poppage was achieved in the early hours of yesterday morning. which was nice.

― jaymc, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 15:59 (eighteen years ago)

You astound me.

― jim, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 16:00 (eighteen years ago)

does she know about this poppage thread? and if not, should she be informed?!?

― Eisbaer, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 16:01 (eighteen years ago)

xpost. Jaymc with your omniscience, not LJ with his getting laid. Though yeah, that's pretty out-there too.

― jim, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 16:02 (eighteen years ago)

I ACHIEVE

MUCH HARD ONE (POPPAGE)

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 16:02 (eighteen years ago)

what the fuck guys

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 16:03 (eighteen years ago)

FYI, poppage was achieved
FYI, poppage was achieved
FYI, poppage was achieved
FYI, poppage was achieved
FYI, poppage was achieved
FYI, poppage was achieved

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 16:04 (eighteen years ago)

this thread was the most fun thing on ILE all year!

― Eisbaer, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 16:05 (eighteen years ago)

Things I should have too much of a life to bother with, #375. Looking at LJ's Facebook wall to try and work out who it was with.

KILL ME NOW.

― Matt DC, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 16:05 (eighteen years ago)

i'm proud of him!!!!

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

I hope that's what he said at the moment of climax.

― nickalicious, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

"I don't remember what I said, I was too busy HAVING MY MIND BLOWN!"

― Matt DC, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 16:07 (eighteen years ago)

must stop clicking on this thread argh argh argh

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 16:08 (eighteen years ago)

wtf wtf wtf

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 16:08 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.omeganz.net/images/C97_1889.JPG

― Eisbaer, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 16:09 (eighteen years ago)

WHAT IS THAT. WTF IS THAT.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 16:09 (eighteen years ago)

POP POP FIZZ FIZZ OH WHAT A RELIEF IT IS

― Eisbaer, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 16:10 (eighteen years ago)

this also comes up when you run "poppage" through GIS:

http://www.severed-cinema.com/images/qrst/schramm/schramm-017.jpg

― Eisbaer, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 16:11 (eighteen years ago)

hope he wrapped it up

― dan m, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 16:13 (eighteen years ago)

her boobs have opposite magnetic charges, i see.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 16:13 (eighteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rune_Hauge
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bobby_Meacham

― Pashmina, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 16:14 (eighteen years ago)

I saw that poppage post last night, but I figured ILX would get a hold of it when the time was right.

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 16:15 (eighteen years ago)

lol, i remember the REAL bobby meacham (from when he was an infielder for the NY yankees in the late 80s). he was a born-again christian or something, basically the LAST person in the world to have beef w/ OR read or contribute to a public thread about louis jagger losing it.

― Eisbaer, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 16:16 (eighteen years ago)

"FYI, poppage was achieved" is another outstanding usage of the passive voice!

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 16:16 (eighteen years ago)

if only at least one of the "poppers" were wearing such pants:

http://deadpopstar.com/wp-content/17sep2005/benq0006.jpg

― Eisbaer, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 16:18 (eighteen years ago)

I WANT THOSE PANTS

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 16:21 (eighteen years ago)

i think that we should get THIS for louis, to celebrate da poppage:

http://tang.skidmore.edu/documents/images/o-u/P.ED.IMG_2084_lg.jpg

― Eisbaer, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

http://sosumi.atspace.com/graphics/bad_kitty.jpg

― Michael White, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 16:37 (eighteen years ago)

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― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 17:27 (eighteen years ago)

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i STILL say that yaji the cow w/ many tits is the most disturbing picture on this thread.

― Eisbaer, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 18:57 (eighteen years ago)

http://download.lavadomefive.com/members/ottsel/ljstuff/yaji.jpg

― Eisbaer, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 18:57 (eighteen years ago)

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Organizations - Academic Organizations
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Student Groups - Religious Groups
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Common Interest - Health & Wellness
* LONDONS LARGEST WATER FIGHT!
Just for Fun - Totally Random

dear providence, this is why I don't do facebook.

― Ed, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 19:05 (eighteen years ago)

im so... so... proud.

― max, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 19:50 (eighteen years ago)

Link to LJ's facebook plz?

― Rock Hardy, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 20:00 (eighteen years ago)

sit on LJ's face?!?

― Eisbaer, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 20:01 (eighteen years ago)

Be my guest!

― Rock Hardy, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 20:08 (eighteen years ago)

http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/3361/mangagirl3jf.gif

― félix pié, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 20:12 (eighteen years ago)

* Petition to revoke the independence of the United States of America

― Frogman Henry, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 20:17 (eighteen years ago)

gentle jesus, make it stop.

― grimly fiendish, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 20:26 (eighteen years ago)

The worst thing about that gif? Cankles.

― Mark C, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 20:31 (eighteen years ago)

omg you're right

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 20:54 (eighteen years ago)

that is the funniest fucking thing i've ever seen

― kenan, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 20:56 (eighteen years ago)

hahah Mark

― nickalicious, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 21:00 (eighteen years ago)

what thread was that ridiculous story about the orgy on?

― the table is the table, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 22:59 (eighteen years ago)

Crush thread

― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

danke

― the table is the table, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

someone SHOULD create a wikipedia page for louis jagger, and link it to the bobby meacham and rune hauge entries.

― Eisbaer, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 23:34 (eighteen years ago)

apropos to this thread:

http://z.about.com/d/moving/1/0/f/pink_bubble_wrap.jpg

― Eisbaer, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 01:48 (eighteen years ago)

Why does she blush after her tits grow, & not after the COCK PLUMAGE?

― David R., Wednesday, 2 May 2007 04:22 (eighteen years ago)

http://photos.pe.facebook.com/v17/200/70/64900612/n64900612_30049936_8169.jpg

― JW, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 04:32 (eighteen years ago)

WTF IS THAT

― lfam, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 04:40 (eighteen years ago)

good lord!!!!!

― Eisbaer, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 04:42 (eighteen years ago)

You'd think he'd have learned not to say anything to anyone onkine... Fucking idiot!

― kv_nol, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 17:47 (eighteen years ago)

OMG! That dude's been reborn!

― marianna lcl, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 22:09 (eighteen years ago)

Why did I click ;_;

― Trayce, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 22:15 (eighteen years ago)

Fuck you, Jesus.

― David R., Thursday, 3 May 2007 01:34 (eighteen years ago)

ffs louis

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 3 May 2007 06:02 (eighteen years ago)

Not even icons of sports punditry are safe:

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y148/Juror8/poppage.jpg

― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 3 May 2007 10:16 (eighteen years ago)

lol@http://www.football365.com/

― 600, Thursday, 3 May 2007 10:25 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.istitutodiscienzeumane.org/Stefananda/Stefananda_filosofia.html

― tom, Thursday, 3 May 2007 11:34 (eighteen years ago)

Anyone read "The Sex", then?
http://www.srcf.ucam.org/pet-jcr/jcr/sexeditor.php
http://www.srcf.ucam.org/pet-jcr/thesex/main.php

― Frogman Henry, Thursday, 3 May 2007 12:34 (eighteen years ago)

four months pass...

http://www.columbia.edu/cu/thefed/v3/volume18/7/images/oompa-bts.gif

― Eisbaer, Monday, 10 September 2007 08:52 (eighteen years ago)

Post #2
Louis Jagger (Cambridge) replied to Jon's post 18 hours ago

most of 'em either schoolfriends or student buddies. FYI, poppage was achieved in the early hours of yesterday morning. which was nice.

wtf? no poppage story? we were promised a story.

― sanskrit, Monday, 10 September 2007 14:33 (eighteen years ago)

That IS the story.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 10 September 2007 14:34 (eighteen years ago)

weak

― sanskrit, Monday, 10 September 2007 14:50 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/wda0222l.jpg

― Heave Ho, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

ten months pass...

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/83/224222076_bde66e60a7.jpg

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 19:35 (seventeen years ago)

my that's a phallic bit o' headgear

― Just got offed, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 19:35 (seventeen years ago)

omg

― Eisbaer, Thursday, 31 July 2008 00:20 (seventeen years ago)

I just read nearly every word of this thread >.<

WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE

― RabiesAngentleman, Thursday, 31 July 2008 00:58 (seventeen years ago)

http://theimaginaryworld.com/box1010.jpg

― Eisbaer, Thursday, 31 July 2008 01:02 (seventeen years ago)

Sugar Pops Pete - One of the earliest I.D. characters created for television was Kellogg's western clad prairie dog called Sugar Pops Pete, whose catchphrase jingle chimed "Sugar Pops are Tops!" Sugar Pops Pete sported a ten-gallon hat and holster with six guns and fought the nasty outlaw, Billy the Kidder, (who was so bad that "he wouldn't even help his mother do the dishes!") and the villainous newspaper editor Bad News Daily. When Sugar Pops Pete shot his guns, a sparkling spray of sugar showered the bad guys and turned even the meanest hombre "sweet" as they could be ["Oh, the Pops are sweeter and the taste is new. They're shot with sugar, through and through"]. The ad campaign was created by Leo Burnett Agency in the 1950s.

― Eisbaer, Thursday, 31 July 2008 01:08 (seventeen years ago)

corn pops doesn't even have a mascot now ;_;

― latebloomer, Thursday, 31 July 2008 02:05 (seventeen years ago)

http://alfred.com/covers/00-BP33179A.jpg

― fields of salmon, Thursday, 31 July 2008 04:41 (seventeen years ago)

looooooooooooooooooool @ sugar corn pops guy

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 31 July 2008 05:29 (seventeen years ago)

amazing how sexual these kiddie cereal boxes can get ... they might as well have called sugar pops "bukkake cereal" back in the day when Sugar Pops Pete was its mascot.

― Eisbaer, Thursday, 31 July 2008 09:39 (seventeen years ago)

"Oh, the Pops are sweeter and the taste is new. They're shot with sugar, through and through" indeed!

― Eisbaer, Thursday, 31 July 2008 09:40 (seventeen years ago)

three weeks pass...

new word

PEENBOAT

― Just got offed, Friday, 22 August 2008 01:06 (seventeen years ago)

craig pickering is a peenboat

― max, Friday, 22 August 2008 01:07 (seventeen years ago)

YES HE IS

at least he is not a GAY lol geddit

― Just got offed, Friday, 22 August 2008 01:09 (seventeen years ago)

it's pretty gay in here

― I know, right?, Friday, 22 August 2008 01:12 (seventeen years ago)

i thought he said 'cake boat'

― electricsound, Friday, 22 August 2008 01:21 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.2xfun.de/files_geheimhihi14/5607_thumb.jpg

― fields of salmon, Friday, 22 August 2008 22:04 (seventeen years ago)

fields of salmon pizza

― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Friday, 22 August 2008 22:06 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.chappellkingsland.com/b/popaj.jpg

― G00blar, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 14:20 (seventeen years ago)

mayo?

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 14:23 (seventeen years ago)

Fischburger

― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 14:23 (seventeen years ago)

on the fischburger xpost

― G00blar, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 14:23 (seventeen years ago)

Just got offed 10018

― The Reverend, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 06:30 (seventeen years ago)

four months pass...

new word

PEENBOAT

― Just got offed, Thursday, August 21, 2008 9:06 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark

PeenedTang

http://www4.gvsu.edu/triert/cache/articles/gl1/PeenedTangPhoto4.jpg

― Mad Vigorish (Eisbaer), Monday, 5 January 2009 20:31 (sixteen years ago)

one year passes...

http://gawker.com/5675734/british-teen-boys-just-cant-stop-kissing-each-other

― jaymc, Friday, 29 October 2010 03:58 (fifteen years ago)

in England's green and poppage land

― ukhhchavvin' (acoleuthic), Friday, 29 October 2010 04:02 (fifteen years ago)

it's why they keep invading us, imo. sheer lust

― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Friday, 29 October 2010 04:16 (fifteen years ago)

paddywhackery ensues

― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Friday, 29 October 2010 04:16 (fifteen years ago)

hahaha

― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Friday, 29 October 2010 04:24 (fifteen years ago)

It began on the professional soccer field, where players often share exuberate kisses after goals. That made kissing between men acceptable for college and high-school players, Anderson said.

this would be a heartwarming lil piece of positivity if it wasn't basically complete horseshit

― I can't wait to get home and climb aboard... GROCERY GROIN (DJ Mencap), Friday, 29 October 2010 08:03 (fifteen years ago)

yeah seriously that dude needs to visit continental europe and THEN try giving that evaluation

― ukhhchavvin' (acoleuthic), Friday, 29 October 2010 08:08 (fifteen years ago)

albeit that continental kissing is almost all fraternal and hey maybe there is a sublimated current of homoeroticism thriving on our national fields, maybe if we just had massive orgies before every match our teams would play better n.b. I am not being serious relax y'all

― ukhhchavvin' (acoleuthic), Friday, 29 October 2010 08:10 (fifteen years ago)

nine years pass...

it is already too late. this word has kind of come to mean any sex now. thankfully this hasnt reached 'hello i like you would you like me to do a poppage?" level yet, but i am fearful its going to slip out to someone like this.
― Storefront Church (688), Wednesday, January 17, 2007 3:00 PM bookmarkflaglink
hello you are very poppagey i would like to court you in the vagina
― Storefront Church (688), Wednesday, January 17, 2007 3:01 PM bookmarkflaglink
oh dear
― Storefront Church (688), Wednesday, January 17, 2007 3:01 PM bookmarkflaglink

― shout-out to his family (DJP), Friday, 23 October 2020 17:43 (five years ago)

"yahhh trick yahhh" is how I believe the phrase goes

― imago, Friday, 23 October 2020 17:57 (five years ago)

three years pass...

poppage

― CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 21 February 2024 16:35 (one year ago)

Number 1 on the 77 tracks of the year a few years ago iirc

― Chewshabadoo, Wednesday, 21 February 2024 16:38 (one year ago)

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