Hey Googler, what brings you to ILX?

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Thats just great.

Seriously, what the hell.

has that always been there, or is it a new arrival after Andrew installed Google Analytics?

AWESOME.

someone has a stalker...

81 ban kenan

I was too busy looking for songs about rape, sorry.

zing

Results 1 - 10 of about 342 for sheepfuxors. (0.54 seconds)

that's me! cuz i can never remember the address at work and i go on all kinds of computers there.

What amazes me about "youdube" is 101 hits in a week. There surely arent more than one or two people who srsly think YouTube is spelt "youdube", or is there one obsessive bad speller out there finding us instead of his clips?

oh no! i almost forgot about that!

hahaha all my doing no doubt

AWESOME.

So let me get this right so i understand, someone or ones has looked up anal cunt lyrics in the last week 40+ times?

At number 11?!?!?

I'm proud to have contributed this, alongside Michael Jatas.

247 searches for the Requiem For A Dream Theme Song in a week wtf?

76 umbrellas 44
Didn't someone (Alba?) once have about ten umbrealla threads going at once?

Is this like the buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo thing?

Alienist is an obsolete term for a psychiatrist or psychologist. It was given renewed attention when used in the title of the 1994 novel The Alienist by Caleb Carr.

Although currently not often used, the term "alienist" is still used in psychiatric hospitals to describe those mental health professionals who evaluate defendants to determine their competency to stand trial. The term first arose in the late nineteenth or early twentieth centuries to describe individuals who aided law enforcement in trying to find serial killers.[citation needed] It is believed the term alienist was used because serial killers were considered somewhat alienated from their emotions. Others believe that the term was used because serial killers and others of their ilk were so "alien" in behavior from what society understood as normal.

It is used in Joseph Conrad's novella Heart of Darkness to describe the doctor in the Company headquarters in Belgium. It also appears in H.P. Lovecraft's 1927 novella The Case of Charles Dexter Ward to describe the doctors who examine the protagonist during his stay at Dr. Waite's psychiatric hospital, as well as in his story Beyond the Wall of Sleep. More recently, see also Sebastian Faulks - Human Traces (2005).

An "alienist" is "one who treats mental diseases; a mental pathologist; a 'mad doctor,'" according to The Oxford English Dictionary. The OED also defines "alienation" as in this sense as "mental alienation; withdrawal, loss, or derangement of mental faculties; insanity." The insane were thought estranged (alienated) from their normal faculties. The root of "alienist" is the Latin "alienare," to make strange. The word "alienist" came across the Channel to England from France where "aliené" meant insane and an "aliéniste" was one who cared for the mentally ill: a psychiatrist.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=christina+aguilera+the+prostitute
to I HATE CHRISTINA AGUILERA!!!!

http://aolsearch.aol.com/aol/search?query=rate+my+ass
to i rate wiping my ass with an echo records bag

OMG! Thirty-something Australian losers getting nostalgic, or people for whom Cute Overload just isn't enough?

What was this party?

There are billions of searches being conducted every week, and the first two Google hits for [requiem for a dream theme song] are ILX threads, so it's not TOO surprising.

Holy shit, dude.

But then I was only about 14.

xpost - ah, these must be Australian bands.

(Look what you started Nabisco!)

ahem sorry I'll stop now.

the music is a little bit different..

can we get an update on this?

I came here for the nude Aaron Carter pix, (which gave me a Aardon)...but stayed for the LBZC effluvium.

can we get an update on this?
Yup! And a much more detailed one this time. WTF @ #10.

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googlers otm

52 bigbubblingbuttclub 169

meme of yore??

greatest thread of all time
http://bigbubblingbuttclub.com/

8 i swallowed aluminum foil 410

wha

74 foods that make you poop 143

85 gree hee hee"" 135

lolling hard at 15, 24

are these unique users?

42 arachnodactylically 189

Surely Stet just pulled this list out of his hat?

this is the funniest fucking thread ever ver ever

ps i'm tanked as shit right now

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can't argue with the googlers

113 mikeopt✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧ 35

someone has a stalker...

-- the art of pretend non-lawyering. (tehresa), Wednesday, January 31, 2007 5:59 PM (10 months ago) Bookmark Link

yeah! just noticed that! ewwww..

-- the kwisatz bacharach (sanskrit), Wednesday, January 31, 2007 5:59 PM (10 months ago) Bookmark Link

haha this was n00b me trying to figure out who the asshole following up each of my posts with "there's a grady now?" was.

lolling wicked fucking hard @ #85

10 ailsa ""dom otm"" 381

wait what

50 garu g 176

wait WHAT?

LOL amazing list

Er, Dom OTM :-)

Like, WTF?

(i'm about to go google that and find out what results you get back)

revive, do it again

laughter demands

"aaron carter nude"

you have to wonder what type of masochist would want to be exposed to aaron carter's dick. thank god that leaked sex tape involved calum best, who's at least physically a bit more pleasing than that twat. well, so i assume anyway.

53865 site:http://ilx.wh3rd.net morane 0

was this person looking for get a brain moran or ian riese moraine

SPADGETTY

96 the lex 39

The "Van Halen tour 2007" hits were because of a thread I started. It's still the fourth result when you google my name.

Hey Googler, what brings you to ILX?
100 posts - 46 authors - Last post: Apr 19
2 ilxor 1673 3 ilx 709 4 ilx sandbox 633 5 90s hip hop 578 6 i love everything 459 7 cool christmas songs 412 ...
www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=52190 - 88k -

how long has google been doing this for us?

53863 "rob thomas" 0

How the mighty have etc.

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100 dj harvey mad dog chronicles	161

some researchin' ur life this week

weirdness w/quotes there

poll needed

584 prospective employers checking out this LouJag fellow.

13 l0u1s jagg3r 584

:D :D :D :D

51 hen fap 235

something's definitely wrong with the methodology, i'm pretty sure i didn't search for that specific spider-man thread more than twice

ilm & searches for leaks seem to have taken over but there are still some gems.

34 cheesy smell behind ears 272

?!

56 dick destiny"" ""brutality"" highway kings 223

5 sexy photoes 1352

:-)

also lol @ stet wdyll

Srsly o_O

38 geir hongro 251
39 site:ilxor.com vengaboys 251

hahaha

91 std porn 171

I DON'T EVEN WANNA THINK ABOUT THIS

8 best knock knock joke ever 867

That's so awesome.

we're apparently the #1 hit in google for that

30 chris pontius jacks off video 289

A - Knock knock.
B - Who's there?
A - Googler.
B - Googler who?
A - Googler who clicked on this ILX thread!

^^^You have just read the Best Knock-knock joke ever

I am pleased to see we are now the #7 most popular result for Glenn Beck is Korihor, another one of my stupid one-person campaigns.

Hearty lols at Snoball's terrible joek

29 in love with these times"" postcards flying nun 292

292 people searched for this random string of words?

53 klata"" realest ""corner kick"" 232

Bit specific there. Be worried, Ismael, someone *really* cares what you think about lower league corner kicks.

President Keyes, "in love with these times" is an album released on Flying Nun. Not sure of the postcards relevance though?

20 songs about being happy 366
31 saddest songs of all time 288

KIP regime in full effect, folks

Woo, #53! And one place ahead of the all-time classic:

 54 cache:5ly-e_qurraj:www.ilxor.com/ilx/threadselectedcontrollerservlet?showall=true&bookmarkedmessageid=1428766&boardid=41&threadid=62401 funky house sceptics funkystepz	228

You're more popular than Marissa Marchant!

(I use ILX2 when trying to find ILX on unfamiliar computers, for some reason it seems easier than trying to remember "www.ilxor.com/ILX"

The Postcards are a band with a Flying Nun influence innit

what was the target commercial song

21 jaymc band

So, is "sexy photoes" the new "hair dye advice"?

Apparently ILX is the #1 result for googling those words, tho I'm not sure how happy the googlers will be with the actual thread:

SEXY PHOTOES

50 fashion is stupid"" site:ilxor.com 235

^ i think this was me searching for a particular post! i did it just once though, not 235 times

Oh thank fuck, I'd been wondering whether I'd ever get a job again - now I know for certain

85 sarahel 175

Really? Huh.

8 van halen tour 2007
9 aaron carter nude

Tragic that these have fallen out of the top 10.

 41 no thread"" site:ilxor.com	245

This was me, trying to search out all the "Is there really no thread for _______?" threads. Thought of making a poll in the style of What ILE hates: a compendious listing. I doubt 244 people had the same idea.

47 fuck washing a hat""
^truth

84 paul edward wagemann 175

dude has a lot of time on his hands apparently

I doubt 244 people had the same idea.

update, plz

30 "tiki theater xymposium" 76

just g00gold "best fugazi album" and ilxor came up #2 in search. WOCH OUT.

if you google it in quotes, we're #1

Here y'are:

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  2 i love music	4755
  3 ilx	4368
  4 90's hip hop	1622
  5 sexy photoes	1381
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  8 best knock knock joke ever	889
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 27 fuck marry kill	320
 28 catharinakerk site:ilxor.com	316
 29 not_goodwin	314
 30 l0u1s jagg3r	313
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 32 i love everything	307
 33 tom disch now is forever	307
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 59 christgau ""bad taste""	220
 60 meaning or telling or use"" delany	217
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no 30 is actually a search for his real name but I can't be bothered ungoogling it xp

thanks, stet

63 std porn 214

lol

49 kelpolaris 243

35 catherine christer hennix 302

^^^ AWESOME!!!!

re: "sexy photoes"-- i love how even threads that weren't part of IRE's googler-bait steez are still getting googlers

IRE 06-07 ~*NeVeR FoRgEt*~

27 fuck marry kill 320

Nice to see DI 5 eps is up there in the searches.

39 site:ilxor.com archbishop ismael klata 275

Does a hard day's blessing, chucks the mitre onto the hatstand, settles in for a session of football finance analysis & book chat.

was gonna say

this bullpen gives me magrane" "?

srsly what the fuck is that xxp?

Cld be an actual archbishop?

Ismael, you don't have to tell us your denomination or archdiocese, but do you like writing poems, the Incredible String Band and taking anti-gay decisions that clearly run contrary to your conscience in order to avoid schism in the communion?

the name seems to be his own coinage

no bishops of similar nomenclature afaict

can I just

22 drug songs 394
23 songs about marriage 382
26 90's hip hop songs 336
31 songs of hope 308

43 cathedral-sized jellyfish"" 257
44 shimura curves 254
45 karl malone 253

57 happiest songs 225
58 ilovemusic 222
59 christgau ""bad taste"" 220

94 best rush album 165
96 waka flocka flame drunk 163
99 power ballads top 100 160

ILX - the home of songs about hope.

TOP 100 SONGS OF HOPE.

^top google hit for "songs about hope"

43 cathedral-sized jellyfish"" 257

looooooooooooooooool

I have the live dashboard for Google Analytics now, which shows me in real time what googlers searched for that brought them here. RIGHT NOW AMONG US ARE PEOPLE WHO SEARCHED FOR:
"Art of Pretend Forgetfulness", "Best Beloved Tuppence", "Darrius Heyward meh", "serious as cancer collapse my love" and "fucking a raw chicken"

also "Alex Macpherson". That has been constant all day.

"Best Beloved Tuppence" was probably me, yesterday.

xpost -- what, did Lex write a new article somewhere?

"fucking a raw chicken" - yep, sorry bout that

"Art of Pretend Forgetfulness", "Best Beloved Tuppence", "Darrius Heyward meh", "serious as cancer collapse my love" and "fucking a raw chicken"

hahaha

fucking a raw chicken jpg
fucking a raw chicken instructions
how do i fuck raw chicken
chicken plucking

http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/musicblog/2012/jan/18/music-makers-bedroom-internet

Is this one inspiring google searches of Lex

^^^ :D lex otm

anyway it wd be awesome to having a scrolling ticker of current searchees

that's one of my favorite things about soulseek, amongst all the searches for Lady Gaga and "get low mp3" there's occassional stuff like "Conrad Schnitzler"

Refreshing those pages endlessly as you wait forlornly for inspiration to strike feels more akin to mental desiccation.

new board description

anyway it wd be awesome to having a scrolling ticker of current searchees

Must ask this again, do said searches count ones where ppl are searching using the ILX search tool, or only google?

i'm only looking at searches coming in from google here.

any explanation for why HO WBEAUTIFUL IS THE GENTLYFALLINGBLOOD? has been at or near the top of most read threads for the last weeek?

I think it's self-explanatory, really.

CUZ ITS WBEAUTIFUL?

Mostly people googling "GentlyFallingBlood"

also "Alex Macpherson". That has been constant all day.

― stet, Tuesday, January 24, 2012 5:09 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

!!!!!!!!

er...does that often happen, or was it just...that article?

not very often, but sometimes, yeah!

current top hits: "best beloved tuppence", "i prefer the lindstrom remix", "singing detective"site:ilxor.com/ilx and "whippet on a pikestaff"

^^ of these the most tremendous, most awe inspiring, most deeply affecting is "whippet on a pikestaff". The others shrink to insignifigance beside it.

does anyone have the "i prefer the lindstrom remix" new yorker cartoon saved?

singing detective? am i missing a thread on that?

maybe you should google for it

We should def be talking about it.

otm and otm

Google doesn't find anything. So peeps have been hunting for a thread, failing to find and not starting one?? For shame!

Bloody zing, innit

I googled "I drank a bottle of whiskey". first result is an ilx thread

Mostly people googling "GentlyFallingBlood"

― stet, Thursday, February 16, 2012 11:58 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

really?

yup. tiny trickle from tumblr and blogspot, but mostly googlers

it said 10,000 reads at one point last week!!

wonder what made all those people google that?

oh wait, i'm only looking at the external stuff. the majority of these hits are coming from inside the house ILX. Checking

I think Mike Hanle y is running some kind of experiment.

The phrase "How beautiful is the gently falling blood" reminds me of reading of a heroin user (possibly famous?) who always injected above a bath of water as the gently falling drips of blood hitting the water and forming "blood flowers" just as he was getting high was the most beautiful/cool/fucked up thing.

Think I did come in via google after looking up some French avant-folk-psych singer whose name I can't remember. From what I recall I should have bought the cd which was still reasonably cheap at the time.

How is "How beautiful is the gently falling blood" the only single hit on google? Deserves more recognition tbh.

43 cathedral-sized jellyfish"" 257

looooooooooooooooool

― ilxor, Saturday, 15 January 2011 03:58 (1 year ago)

Woah I missed this. That was my SN at one stage :/ Tho it was based off something another far more likely to be googled ilxor had said, so who knows.

you guys stet said 'checking' 2h ago and we haven't heard back

do you think something happened to him? prob vampire-related? this is all v. mysterious

I checked, I banned, I went.

my blog has seen a spike in traffic for people searching "mexican hipsters" all week

hey googler

They came for the mexican hipsters, but stayed for the HOOS.

I checked, I banned, I went.

― stet, Thursday, February 16, 2012 4:19 PM (4 minutes ago)

Thursday, February 16, 2012 1:48 PM Site flopson and jetsam (unregistered) has been banned permanently.

not to be all "mods r dicks" but dude is a regular poster-- is a permaban for goofing w/ statscock really worth it?

or was it messing w/ the server?

Yeah, it was -- he was running a one-man DoS. More than a million hits from his IP, and it was still running. Only way to stop him was to boot his IP.

I've also put in some other stuff to stop it happening again. When goofing with the server turns into three hours of work for me, yeh he's getting banned. Don't fuck with our server.

wow

lmao why was he doing that

that seems random

Wau wtf! Why would someone ddos ilx?

It could maybe be sthing else he was trying to do and some automation or app went mad, I suppose.

dos ddos mis amigos

It could maybe be sthing else he was trying to do and some automation or app went mad, I suppose.

― stet, Thursday, February 16, 2012 10:00 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this was my thought tho i'm not really sure what that thing could be.

u really need a zombie computer network to do a proper dos #protip

maybe he was trying to register

irl lol

^^^

hah

dayo, u ok? you're a good poster & I appreciate your contributions to this thread, but I'm not so sure that you know the difference between Search Engine Optimization and wacky URLs. just keep in mind that I'm here to help if you need any seo tips seo tricks how do i increase my search engine traffic seo analytics seo marketing how do i get more google hits how to spamdex seo jobs boston did adele have a nose job

― flopson and jetsam (unregistered), Wednesday, February 15, 2012 9:02 AM (Yesterday)

classic post

P

oops zing misfire. I <3 SEO posts.

43 cathedral-sized jellyfish"" 257

Skyrim, no?

That phrase was uttered on here a looonnnggg time before Skyrim ever appeared, so I doubt it somehow.

I expect the next Elder Scroll game to involve trucker hats somehow.

(I use ILX2 when trying to find ILX on unfamiliar computers, for some reason it seems easier than trying to remember "www.ilxor.com/ILX"

― ailsa, Saturday, 24 July 2010 20:15 (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I do exactly this!

maybe unregistered's computer was infected w/ botware

rip, he was a good poster

nakh will not have been consolable

Got a message from him; he set it up to mess w/ the statscock and didnt realise the consequences. Is going to take time off anyway regardless of ban.

there's a lesson not to 'cock block

does this mean the ban is not permanent?

xp What an utterly weird thing to do.

it's funny that someone who would take the time to set up automation to fuck w/statscock would not realize that that basically constitutes a dos attack.

anyway i hope unreg comes back at some point.

haha yeah that sounds like willful ignorance at best

Uh, WHY was he messing with the statscock is surely the 64k question?

Pretty sure his modem was faster than that.

this is amazing

cements h4nl3y in my ilx personal pantheon

Uh, WHY was he messing with the statscock is surely the 64k question?

― Lindsay NAGL (Trayce), Friday, February 17, 2012 11:43 AM (2 hours ago)

presumably so ppl like me would lol @ weird threads showing up at #1

last week the #1 most thread was Gathering Of The Juggalos 2009 Infomercial even tho it hadnt been bumped in 6 months

There's a book in this whole affair. Well maybe not a book, but a damn good story tbh

Til this all blew up I'd forgotten we even had a "most viewed threads" link. We dont have a statscock in the "most posts" sense it was meant originally anymore tho, do we?

I know, right? I hardly ever looked at it, and suspect most people hardly ever give it any notice. A life's work and efforts by unreg mostly gone by unnoticed :-/

Hey Googler, what brings you to ILX? [Started by stet (stet) in February 2007, last updated 11 minutes ago by HO WBEAUTIFUL IS THE GENTLYFALLINGBLOOD?

This reddit thread http://www.reddit.com/r/Music/comments/pzah7/i_made_a_little_tiny_record_store_and_im_boasting/
which links to I made a little tiny record store and I'm boasting about it basically doubled our traffic that day.

ha

Well, I owe everyone an apology and a "what was I thinking?" for what went down in February.

haha welcome back

thanks

do tell

There's nothing really interesting to tell — just a horribly overboard attempt to create a meme out of g3ntlyfallingblood and leave people baffled about why it was being googled in such huge numbers. It wasn't some sophisticated hacking scheme if that's what you're wondering. I didn't choose the thread for any special reason except that it popped up in random threads and the title seemed interesting. I still feel like shit that it caused server issues, and I should have figured that would happen. dunno.

its okay. I forgive you.

thanks dayo

LOL I love that this was all a big snafu <3 I've done dumb things to servers before so I know how it can happen.

gld ur back

heavelyfallingho

welcome back, zombie botnet

lol

Did I miss something? What's the story

upthread, dogg.

more or less disastrous than the prank phone call?

ha wait that was someone else nvm

maybe he was trying to register

― buzza, Thursday, February 16, 2012 10:10 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/http%3A%2F%2Filxor.com%2Filx

http://i.imgur.com/YSqesui.png

http://w3bin.com/domain/ilxor.com

[tags: sarah palin nude naked | greatest knock knock jokes ever | best knock knock joke ever | songs about rainbows | zazas zazas nasatanada zazas | songs about weddings | sloganeering | euro to ksh]

apparently some googlers end up on ilx because they're trying to convert Euros to Kenyan Shillings, their hopes immediately dashed when all they find is kshighway raving about Wilco circa 2009

http://ilxor.com.websiteoutlook.com/

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