Tell me about losing your virginity............

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So tell me about it. There is no need to get graphic. Do you remember the date? With who? Was there music playing? Where? Was it memorable?

― Simona, Thursday, 15 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I remember it like it was yesterday. December 31st 1992, New Years Eve. I was 17 she was 15. I had Kitchens of Distinction "The Death of Cool" on the stereo. I was a blundering mess of nerves. God, its funny to think of it now. I remember looking at her naked and thinking...wow she moves like light moves. I also remember dropping the condom on the bed three times and thinking that it was bad each time i dropped it. I didn't know, i was young and foolish. When we finally "did it", "Mad As Snow" came on....I will associate that song with one thing for the rest of my life. And I will remember Kelly for as long as I live.

― Chris, Thursday, 15 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Well at least you had a good song Chris. I lost mine to Reo Speedwagon in 1994. 1994 and Reo Speedwagon do not mix. Sex and Reo Speedwagon do not mix.

― Simona, Thursday, 15 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Yep, I'm drunk.

― Chris, Thursday, 15 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

it was painful then boring. i was 18. it was late january 1998. there was no music playing. the guy is dead now (not because of that night).

― di, Thursday, 15 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Awful, awful, awful. It left me underwhelmed and with a complex that I'm still not entirely over.

― electric sound of jim, Thursday, 15 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

on the grass on the bank of the churchill, a half mile from camp. he was humming dylan and we settled to watch the water flow(that might be why he was humming dylan?), we sort of fumbled and stumbled, and as we were sort of reaching orgasm a blue heron flew over us. there were men before this and men after, but he was the first boy that allowed his orgasm to go second and he was the boy who took my cock in his mouth and his arse.

― anthony, Friday, 16 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Anthony, that's beautiful. That almost reads like an Incredible String Band song, or something.

― donut bitch, Friday, 16 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

living room floor. camberwell, melbourne's inner east. march, 1998. 'the badge' by pantera. i weep.

― mikey bidness, Friday, 16 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

American exchange student. Blanked her the next day. Score one against the empire!

― dave q, Friday, 16 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

dave q = bad man

― nickie, Friday, 16 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Was very drunk and at a friend's 18th birthday party. On a sofa in one of the bedrooms (not sure why we didn't use the bed, but there you go).

As I recall, all I was thinking during the event was "I'm doing it! I', doing it!"

Then afterwards that changed to "I did it! I did it!"

Nowt special about it. In fact, as Jarvis put it, I can't remember a worse time. Broke my heart, she did...

― Alex M, Friday, 16 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

My best-friend and I, in the top bunk-bed at my place, 1981/82. We licked our hands and rubbed them against our vulvas to make them wet then we sort of "scissored" ourselves together. Hard to describe but it was good.

― toraneko, Friday, 16 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Early September 1988, I was 18, she was a friend of my roommate's, no music, her dorm room, it was completely nightmarish. When she started calling me what I later found out was her old English teacher's name, I realized that what she wanted from the experience had nothing to do with me.

― Douglas, Friday, 16 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

McDonalds toilets, Northampton town centre.

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 16 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Could've been worse, Simona - could've been in the Tesco toilets at the Western Favel centre...

― Alex M, Friday, 16 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

4 am Northside, Clapham Common. No wait, in a darkened underpass. No, hold on...

(Real answer: a good dinner, relaxed vibe, things just sorta went from there. :-) I will not say what music was playing as it would disturb the tender sensibilities of some people here.)

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 16 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

It was The Outfield "Your Love" wasn't it Ned.

― Chris, Friday, 16 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

For some reason I can see "Your Love" being used as a backing track for a love scene in a movie.

― Chris, Friday, 16 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Yargh, god no. I just know based on some posts elsewhere on this board -- without me saying anything beforehand! -- that some people regard the idea of The Band in Question playing as the background for lurv to be horribly awful.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 16 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

It was Eazy-E! Admit it!

― Dan Perry, Friday, 16 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not going to claim that your use of "Still Talkin' Shit" to seduce Joei was my approach, you silly man.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 16 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, I remember the date (how many others here lost their virginity in the '70s?) and the girl. No music playing, on a friend's parents' bed. I remember it clearly, but it was rubbish - I was very nervous and tense and didn't much know what I was doing. The second time (same girl and place next day) was much better.

― Martin Skidmore, Friday, 16 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

My friends lost their virginity when they were 12/13. Then they formed a sort of counsel to prevent me from losing mine until it was 'true love.' They would be sitting behind me in class, hissing at me while the teacher was speaking, 'Don't do it Jack. It's not worth it.' So I waited until it was true love when I was nearly 16. I held out against various forms of force and persuasion. Then it was true love. So I ... But she dumped me three months later. The whole time we were together, I wouldn't have hardly dared to speak to her. It was true love. I didn't really speak to her when she dumped me either. I stayed in love with her for about ten years. After she dumped me I had an innocent depression. I didn't feel anxious but I just wasn't interested in anything for a year. Or anyone, of course. I went home early from parties because I was bored. I didn't try to describe how I was feeling or cry, or feel any impulse to take it out on her or get revenge on her - I had no understanding.

It seems such a shame to me that the potential for me to treat someone so innocently was wasted. I've noticed that the way I treated my first couple of girlfriends was very different to how I treated those I've had since. I didn't try to impress them or manipulate them; I was just quiet and impressed, and didn't really think of the possibility of them doing anything wrong. Sometimes I think that this suggests that early marriage is appropriate. I know there must be something wrong with that idea though.

― Jack Benny., Saturday, 17 August 2002 23:48 (twenty-two years ago)

A real shame.

― Kim, Sunday, 18 August 2002 02:42 (twenty-two years ago)

i haven't "lost" it as such, i just left it in my other pants or something.

― duane, Sunday, 18 August 2002 09:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't believe no-one's done the "I lost it but I've still got the box it came in" joke.

― toraneko, Sunday, 18 August 2002 18:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I know I left that box around here somewhere..

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 19 August 2002 00:33 (twenty-two years ago)

It was okay. There have been both better and worse experiences since.

― rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 22 August 2002 04:29 (twenty-two years ago)

(how many others here lost their virginity in the '70s?)

Me too, Martin. Sometimes, when I see films/TV/pictures from the early-to-mid 70's it astonishes me that anybody ever actually fancied anybody else, and that the western world didn't become extinct through lack of shagging.
Anyway, it was on a sofa at the girlfriend's parents, both of us drunk. I can vaguely remember thinking 'What is GOING ON here?'. I still think that.

― Ray M (rdmanston), Thursday, 22 August 2002 12:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I remeber saying "x o'clock on the day of month, year. I'll never forget this date," but I can't remember it for the life of me. ;)

― Andrew (enneff), Saturday, 24 August 2002 00:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't forget the date, even if I wanted to, as it was February 14. Gross.

― rosemary (rosemary), Saturday, 24 August 2002 00:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Did he tie a bow around himself as a gift?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 24 August 2002 02:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Ned is a very bad man!

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 24 August 2002 06:24 (twenty-two years ago)

At least I didn't ask if he was covered in chocolate, did I?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 25 August 2002 03:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Ned is a etc etc!

― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 25 August 2002 03:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Hand-dipped, even!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 25 August 2002 03:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Ned, are you trying to make me throw up?

― rosemary (rosemary), Sunday, 25 August 2002 11:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, no, it admittedly sounded like you were already nauseous enough at the thought.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 25 August 2002 11:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Was he filled with nougat or coconut?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Sunday, 25 August 2002 19:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I honestly don't recall details of any of my past lives...

― Lek Dukagjin, Sunday, 25 August 2002 20:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I said RUB ON YER TITS

― RickyT (RickyT), Sunday, 25 August 2002 21:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Mmm, Ned dipped in chocolate....

To return to topic, it was in South Florida, December 1991. I was 24. (And yes, I'm still pissed off about all of the sex I missed when I was a teenager.) The room was freezing. I learned a valuble lesson from the man I lost it to--never think that sex has anything to do with love.

― Christine "Green Leafy Dragon" Indigo, Sunday, 25 August 2002 22:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Was he filled with nougat or coconut?

Did you overlook the chance to make a "cream-filled" joke, or think better of the idea?

― j.lu (j.lu), Sunday, 25 August 2002 22:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Dan goes where I dare not. Unsurprisingly.

Mmm, Ned dipped in chocolate....

! I mean, I'm flattered and all, but I have visions as to what it would do to my hair.

And yes, I'm still pissed off about all of the sex I missed when I was a teenager.

The hormonal part of me rather echoes this thought. The emotional part of me thinks I was better off without.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 25 August 2002 23:13 (twenty-two years ago)

The hormonal part of me rather echoes this thought. The emotional part of me thinks I was better off without

Agreed. I didn't miss it then, so it seems strange to now feel like I'd missed out on something.

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Sunday, 25 August 2002 23:20 (twenty-two years ago)

It would have been nice to have been able to have sex with more than two people before I got married, though. And if I had lost my virginity earlier than I did, I wouldn't have slept with the person that I did lose it to.

― Christine "Green Leafy Dragon" Indigo, Monday, 26 August 2002 02:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Did you overlook the chance to make a "cream-filled" joke, or think better of the idea?

I wanted to go for the more disturbing "he packs himself full of candy before getting it on" angle.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 26 August 2002 12:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I am not pissed off about missing sex as a teenager. At all. I am slightly pissed off at myself for even dating. I want Prince Charming damnit.

― Maria (Maria), Monday, 26 August 2002 12:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I want Prince Charming damnit.

You are aware that he's running around with both Cinderella and Sleeping Beauty?

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 26 August 2002 13:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Ridicule is nothing to be scared of.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 26 August 2002 13:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Ned is rockin' the references today!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 26 August 2002 13:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll take Jude Law, then. (I do not CARE that he's married.)

― Maria (Maria), Monday, 26 August 2002 13:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Does anyone else remember the year that Jude Law and Chloe Sevigny looked like they were the SAME PERSON?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 26 August 2002 13:36 (twenty-two years ago)

If the rumors are to be believed, Jude Law's marriage will not be an obstacle in your having of him, Maria.

― rosemary (rosemary), Monday, 26 August 2002 13:51 (twenty-two years ago)

D'oh! But what about on a permanent basis?

Ned is rockin' the references today!

One tries.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 26 August 2002 14:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I was 17, I'd been going out with him for around two months, but it was teh summer my mum was finishing her masters (mature student), so I had basically moved in with him, since for a brief period my mother couldn't see further than the pile of books and the lap top on the dining room table.
He was two years older than me and staying on his own in the semi-furnished house of a relative who was away for the summer. He was due to leave and go back to university, and I sort of knew it was going to end, so I wanted to make him someone I'd have to remember. So 11 o'clock in the morning, with the clock radio sudenly coming to life (Way Out West's 'The Gift' followed by *hem* Boyzone 'Father and Son') in a white bedroom with no curtains.

And it bloody hurt. C'est la vie.

― Anna, Monday, 26 August 2002 14:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Farcical. I was newly 16, M newly 15. Saturday night, my parent's house. My sister was away, so I decided to use her bedroom (because there was less risk of my parents or brother going to it if they came home unexpectedly).

It was M's first time also, and she bled quite a lot. Oddly, neither of us realised this when it was happening. But post-coital bliss rapidly turned to post-coital horror when we realised we were lying in a lot more stickiness than seemed likely to be normal, and then saw the enormous bloodstain on my sister's bed.

Panicking, I changed the bed, dumped the sheets in the washing basket, and came up with a desperate story: - that I'd felt ill, decided on an early night, gone to my sister's bed (because there was less chance of my being woken up by noise!) and suffered a bad nosebleed. This chain of events sounded so woefully implausible that I expected my mother to burst out laughing before I got to the end. Also, if she even glanced at the sheet, the nosebleed explanation would have been blown away by the size and location of the stain. Miraculously, though, she accepted the whole story without question, presumably because she had no suspicion that I had something to hide.

― ArfArf, Monday, 26 August 2002 18:58 (twenty-two years ago)

four years pass...

Cos I'm bored - and it was such a success reviving the 'Being Single - c/d?' thread (gender socialisation and suicide)...

Bonus points if you can remember the music that was playing at the time.

― Bob Six (bobbysix), Saturday, 18 November 2006 22:52 (eighteen years ago)

It was on Christmas night.

― Joe Isuzu's Petals (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 18 November 2006 23:02 (eighteen years ago)

I take care of my stuff, so I haven't lost it yet! (oh well, someone has to represent the 35 year old antisocial loner nerd demographic, I guess)

― StanM (StanM), Saturday, 18 November 2006 23:27 (eighteen years ago)

I want to say Sister by Sonic Youth, but that mightn't've been the very first time we did it. It was cold. Everything felt slightly sad afterwards. Sister was definitely involved in those first few times, and Piper at the Gates of Dawn, and Siouxsie and the Banshees, and Swans, and George Michael's "Faith". I remember more music from then than any other details. Everything still feels slightly sad.

― Brian Emo (noodle vague), Saturday, 18 November 2006 23:32 (eighteen years ago)

it depresses me every time i think of it.

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Saturday, 18 November 2006 23:36 (eighteen years ago)

It was cold.

That sounds wrong. I meant the room. Everything else was nice.

― Brian Emo (noodle vague), Saturday, 18 November 2006 23:37 (eighteen years ago)

Depeche Mode - Black Celebration

― jergins (jergins), Saturday, 18 November 2006 23:38 (eighteen years ago)

The Crow soundtrack. GOTH AS HELL.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Saturday, 18 November 2006 23:52 (eighteen years ago)

I wish I could say it was something literate and cool, but it was Staind's "Mudshovel." We were an angry pair who knew it wasn't going to work out, obv.

― Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Sunday, 19 November 2006 00:05 (eighteen years ago)

No music, but there was an original series rerun of Star Trek going in the background.

Oh, God, that sounds even worse when I read it...

― It's the lazy and immoral way to become super hip. (Austin, Still), Sunday, 19 November 2006 00:08 (eighteen years ago)

Best $20 I ever spent.

― milo z (mlp), Sunday, 19 November 2006 00:26 (eighteen years ago)

zing!

― Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Sunday, 19 November 2006 00:30 (eighteen years ago)

"Treasure" by the Cocteau Twins. I thought I was in love. I wasn't. He was an idiot, but he was the first idiot to pay me a lot of attention so I thought this made him better than he actually was.

― ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 19 November 2006 00:40 (eighteen years ago)

There was no music, but I still remember the pine tree swishing a little outside her window. And the spring afternoon light.

― wmlynch (wlynch), Sunday, 19 November 2006 00:46 (eighteen years ago)

I've often beaten myself up for being an idiot back then. But I soothe myself by telling myself that idiocy is endemic amongst teenage men.

― Brian Emo (noodle vague), Sunday, 19 November 2006 00:51 (eighteen years ago)

preach!

― Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Sunday, 19 November 2006 00:53 (eighteen years ago)

You guys had such good music. We were listening to FM radio & unfortunately "Freebird" was no the radio, worsening the worst sex ever.

― Abbott (Abbott), Sunday, 19 November 2006 00:54 (eighteen years ago)

"Freebird" would be fantastic as long as you didn't air guitar during the solos.

― Brian Emo (noodle vague), Sunday, 19 November 2006 00:55 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, mine was radio (hers) - can't remember any particular music.

I womder what the odds are of having good music. I was getting intimate for the first time with a thai friend I've known for around 5 years, who decided to put on some "beautiful music" to make out to - James Blunt, grrrrr.....

― Bob Six (bobbysix), Sunday, 19 November 2006 01:05 (eighteen years ago)

GAH

― Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Sunday, 19 November 2006 01:14 (eighteen years ago)

"Freebird" would be fantastic as long as you didn't air guitar during the solos.
-- Brian Emo (noodle_vagu...), November 19th, 2006.

most hilarious mental image of teh day.

― Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Sunday, 19 November 2006 01:14 (eighteen years ago)

May this year, aged 22. I'd done...stuff with both L and a couple of other girls before (though nothing between the ages of 18 and 22, crazily, but this was the first actual time. We'd been working up to it for a while and the feeling was more of relief than anything else. We're still together and it's got better.

No music that first time btw.

― Cracks (Crackity), Sunday, 19 November 2006 01:31 (eighteen years ago)

I've said this before but why the eff not repeat it: we were inspired to hit it by "When Doves Cry," but the actual song she put on was Billy Joel's "Vienna." ARGH FOREVER

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Sunday, 19 November 2006 01:46 (eighteen years ago)

24th November 1984. It was snowing. I was 17 and she was 18. Music by Soft Cell and Spandau Ballet. It was (in retrospect) nothing special. It all just about sums up 80's Britain, I suppose.

― Si.C@rter (SiC@rter), Sunday, 19 November 2006 02:04 (eighteen years ago)

when it eventually happens, i shall document it here the next day.

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Sunday, 19 November 2006 02:35 (eighteen years ago)

And that's why we know you got the ILE spirit, Louis.

― My Life in the Ghost of Bush (noodle vague), Sunday, 19 November 2006 02:38 (eighteen years ago)

May '84, I was 16, just out of high school and preparing for my freshman year of college, and he claimed he was 17 (but really he was almost 16). We'd been making out every chance we got after our shift (we met dishwashing). I had just moved into a summer apartment with a group of kids - the first time I didn't stay with my parents. He had started sleeping over but we hadn't done it. We talked about it - I told him I was ready but wanted to make it special, maybe the next time both of us had a whole night off. One night after we fell asleep drunk I woke up to the realisation that in his sleep (I think) he had started without me - he had put it in me. He never seemed to wake up and I kind of wriggled myself away. He showed no sign later of realising what had happened.

A couple of days later, we had sober fumbling awkward sex at my grandma's house, in her big bed, when we knew she'd be gone, so we could get away from the drunken roommates. The sex itself was fairly forgettable, but the boy was really so sweet. We kept up the relationship the first couple of years I was at school and the sex got better.

― Maria :D (Maria D.), Sunday, 19 November 2006 02:39 (eighteen years ago)

No, I was 17, almost 18 and he said he was 18 (but he was 16).

― Maria :D (Maria D.), Sunday, 19 November 2006 02:49 (eighteen years ago)

goodluck, haberdager. rooting for you, bro.

― like murderinging (modestmickey), Sunday, 19 November 2006 03:21 (eighteen years ago)

INVASION OF THE META-GAGS (!5)

― Domino Man (noodle vague), Sunday, 19 November 2006 03:22 (eighteen years ago)

STOKED FOR THE MADNESS

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Sunday, 19 November 2006 03:23 (eighteen years ago)

Most disappointing. Sex, like anything else, takes a while to get the hang of, they should tell you this.

― chap who would dare to welcome our new stingray masters (chap), Sunday, 19 November 2006 03:35 (eighteen years ago)

I disagree. I figure the truth stumbles down the fine line of both obvious positions.

― Domino Man (noodle vague), Sunday, 19 November 2006 03:36 (eighteen years ago)

The way I see it, the longer I actively practise solitary ejaculation, the longer I should be able to withhold the dreaded payload when it comes down to actual nookie. In theory.

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Sunday, 19 November 2006 03:39 (eighteen years ago)

YOU GOTTA RUN RUN RUN RUN RUUUUUUUN

― Domino Man (noodle vague), Sunday, 19 November 2006 03:45 (eighteen years ago)

ARGH GODDAMMIT LOUIS, SHUTUP SHUTUP

― Joe Isuzu's Petals (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 19 November 2006 03:51 (eighteen years ago)

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 19 November 2006 04:15 (eighteen years ago)

I read that like Rock is Louis's dad, or something, with his hands over his ears going "fucks sake, boy. Work it out yourself, I DON'T WANNA KNOW"

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 19 November 2006 04:15 (eighteen years ago)

there may have been a element of mischief in my previous post, sorry if it didn't quite come out right. as it were.

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Sunday, 19 November 2006 04:20 (eighteen years ago)

YOU ARE THE DREADED PAYLOAD -- YOU!!

― Joe Isuzu's Petals (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 19 November 2006 04:22 (eighteen years ago)

I'm like the Enola Gay, but straight.

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Sunday, 19 November 2006 04:30 (eighteen years ago)

We had just finished watching Brazil on VHS. We were stoned, and listening to Astral Weeks. It was short-lived and largely improved upon thereafter. (It was her first time also.)

― calvin johnson has ruined rock for an entire generation (orion), Sunday, 19 November 2006 04:33 (eighteen years ago)

God, so guys, during your first time is it just *PLZ 2 WITHHOLD PAYLOAD* over and over?

― Abbott (Abbott), Sunday, 19 November 2006 04:39 (eighteen years ago)

i snapped my banjo string and freaked out. i didn't even want to go through with it but peer pressure made me do it. wack as fuck.

― wogan lenin (dog latin), Sunday, 19 November 2006 04:44 (eighteen years ago)

I really only went through with it because I was young and thought it would be a really rebellious thing to do get back at my parents. I mostly just remember my own smug sense of self satisfaction, the sex itself was ugh.

― Beth S. (Ex Leon), Sunday, 19 November 2006 04:50 (eighteen years ago)

i snapped my banjo string and freaked out. i didn't even want to go through with it but peer pressure made me do it. wack as fuck.

― Ned Beatty circa. 1972 (Pleasant Plains ///), Sunday, 19 November 2006 05:10 (eighteen years ago)

ctrl+f nickalicious "text not found"

thank god.

Not like I haven't talked about it enough on internets.

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Sunday, 19 November 2006 05:13 (eighteen years ago)

I was 16, she was running late, she hopped on top, did her thing, then went to work AT BURGER KING, leaving me unfulfilled.

She's now a minor porn star, I'm told.

― En I See Kay. (EstrangedNative), Sunday, 19 November 2006 07:55 (eighteen years ago)

In a public park. With a total stranger. I was 16. No words were spoken before, during, or after.

teenage goth bonus fun fact: I was reading Baudelaire's "Flowers of Evil" (the Howard translation) by myself in the park when the stranger showed up . . .

― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Sunday, 19 November 2006 10:02 (eighteen years ago)

She's now a minor porn star, I'm told.

Sorry, but that kills me! It makes the story!

― wordy rappaport (EstieButtez1), Sunday, 19 November 2006 10:03 (eighteen years ago)

between side A and side B of "barney and me" by the boo radleys.

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Sunday, 19 November 2006 10:25 (eighteen years ago)

May '96, in my first year university flat. No music playing, because it was about 3am.

She phoned me up about 11pm and said "I'm at a party and it's crap, can I come round to yours?" After we'd agreed where to meet, I put the phone down, and suddenly realised that we were meeting at 12, which was the time of her last bus home. We sat talking on my bed for a few hours before we dared touch each other at all.

Neither of us technically lost our virginity that night. I can't remember anything at all about the time we did, though, a few days later; that's the time I remember.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Sunday, 19 November 2006 10:29 (eighteen years ago)

between side A and side B of "barney and me" by the boo radleys.

run out groove

― Ed (dali), Sunday, 19 November 2006 10:55 (eighteen years ago)

Everything still feels slightly sad.

yep.

― Tiki Theater Xymposium (Bent Over at the Arclight), Sunday, 19 November 2006 11:00 (eighteen years ago)

I had just turned 15. No music. Didn't really bleed, didn't hurt at all. No bad feelings about it but upon looking back I was so *young* and didn't realize it.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Sunday, 19 November 2006 16:33 (eighteen years ago)

ARGH GODDAMMIT LOUIS, SHUTUP SHUTUP

I read this as SHTUP! SHTUP! at first

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Sunday, 19 November 2006 16:46 (eighteen years ago)

my first time was sleazy and hilarious and sort of romantic through the lens of youth and stupidity.

― lsd sky chefs (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 19 November 2006 16:58 (eighteen years ago)

My father and I shared a house with a lady and her daughter who was a year older than me and saucy. I had an adolescent crush on her so one night when our respective parents were out she dispatched her friend, who was over partying with us, to shag me. It was memorable primarily due to the fact that I was a little stunned that she was such a goer but that was the only time we ever had sex and I remember being horribly embarrassed each time I ran into her later.

― M. White (Miguelito), Sunday, 19 November 2006 17:10 (eighteen years ago)

Somehow I can just picture you telling this story while dressed to the nines in your favorite dive bar.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 19 November 2006 17:15 (eighteen years ago)

I'm sure that's happened, Ned.

― M. White (Miguelito), Sunday, 19 November 2006 17:19 (eighteen years ago)

I spoke to her at length on the phone yesterday, funnily enough. After 11 years, a hundred or so miles difference and the occasional silence of several months, we're still, somewhat improbably, incredibly close. I don't think that's something that will ever go away.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 19 November 2006 20:25 (eighteen years ago)

Also, all you people who had music playing - how exactly did you do this? Do people have track in their head that's like "this is the record I'm going to lose my virginity to"? Was it a joint decision? Did you put on Pearl Jam and have the other person go "there's no fucking way I'm losing my virginity to this shit"? How does one make that sort of decision?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 19 November 2006 20:31 (eighteen years ago)

'I Get Along Without You Very Well' by the Broken Dreams Orchestra. Deliberate, but ill thought out.

― Nicholas Passant (Nicholas Passant), Sunday, 19 November 2006 20:37 (eighteen years ago)

Can't speak for anyone else, but we were listening to a cassette in my room and things, erm, progressed. If we'd waited until the tape flipped over, it would've been Automatic by the Jesus and Mary Chain. It wasn't a conscious decision.

― ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 19 November 2006 21:25 (eighteen years ago)

What song/album did you lose your virginity to?

What music was playing when you lost your viginty?

― ONIMO feels teh NOIZE (GerryNemo), Sunday, 19 November 2006 21:47 (eighteen years ago)

I needed something loud and shouty because my companion had a tendency to be same. With others in the home I thought it wise to drown us out.

Being the perenially unhip kiddo I was, I reached for the nearest loud and shouty CD I could find: a mix CD labeled "Shouty Metal." Hence Staind.

― Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Sunday, 19 November 2006 21:57 (eighteen years ago)

I was 20 years old (and acutely aware of it), she was 18 and way too good looking for me most nights. If there was music, I don't remember it. Her dorm room. Both shitfaced: earlier in the evening I had polished off a couple 40s of OE (I was on a budget, sue me) in the space of about 30 minutes, realized that was too fast, vomited, brushed my teeth, declared to my roommates that I was "going out to get laid" (they laughed, because they had an idea of my track record); serendipitously, an on-again, off-again boyfriend had said something that really pissed her off and sent her on a drinking binge that night--she was looking for someone to fuck to hurt his feelings and when she got wind I was a virgin, I looked like a fish in a barrel. Lousy, awful, drunk, fumbling sex during which she said some things that still make me worry about her self-image.
I was grateful at the time, but began to wish it hadn't happened a few days later. I still wish I'd been sober enough to panic and run away (my usual M.O. with the ladies).

― Pork Cheops (willpie), Sunday, 19 November 2006 22:08 (eighteen years ago)

In a public park. With a total stranger. I was 16. No words were spoken before, during, or after.
teenage goth bonus fun fact: I was reading Baudelaire's "Flowers of Evil" (the Howard translation) by myself in the park when the stranger showed up . . .

-- Drew Daniel (mces...), November 19th, 2006 10:02 AM. (Drew Daniel) (later)

hahahaha whoa. cherokee park?

― hstencil (hstencil), Sunday, 19 November 2006 22:20 (eighteen years ago)

no music. mom out of town. it was 4/20. there was weed and crown royal. i don't think i should really reveal anything else.

― zombierza (tehresa), Sunday, 19 November 2006 22:24 (eighteen years ago)

teenage goth bonus fun fact: I was reading Baudelaire's "Flowers of Evil" (the Howard translation) by myself in the park when the stranger showed up . . .

you are my 1985 Dream Lover & I claim my ten bucks

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Sunday, 19 November 2006 22:28 (eighteen years ago)

Also, all you people who had music playing - how exactly did you do this?

the jangly goodness of prime boo radleys spurred me into a state of advanced priapism and i ran outside and shouted: "WHO WANTS A GO ON THIS, THEN?"

either that or, you know, my then girlfriend and i were in my room listening to the record i'd just bought on a lazy february afternoon (it was definitely february, but i can't remember the day or date) and etc etc.

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Sunday, 19 November 2006 22:30 (eighteen years ago)

i'd like people to think it was the first. really, i would.

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Sunday, 19 November 2006 22:31 (eighteen years ago)

you should stick iTunes on random shuffle at the start of the evening, thus maximising the comic potential of the eventual virginity-losing soundtrack.

if it happens in my room, i shall in fact endeavour to do just that.

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Sunday, 19 November 2006 23:11 (eighteen years ago)

Now that's an unfortunate mental image, grimly.

― wordy rappaport (EstieButtez1), Sunday, 19 November 2006 23:12 (eighteen years ago)

NOW I GIVE YOU: THE UNFORTUNATE PHYSICAL IMAGE.

priapus, minor greek fertility god:

http://sparky.thehold.net/pix/MeWithTab1995.jpg

me, circa 1994:

http://posthus.naestved-gym.dk/historie/pompeii/priapus.jpg

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Sunday, 19 November 2006 23:19 (eighteen years ago)

― hstencil (hstencil), Sunday, 19 November 2006 23:23 (eighteen years ago)

hehe reversed captions...

― zombierza (tehresa), Sunday, 19 November 2006 23:25 (eighteen years ago)

photoshop beckons...

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Sunday, 19 November 2006 23:31 (eighteen years ago)

"Wake Up Boo"?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 19 November 2006 23:39 (eighteen years ago)

"I Hang Suspended"

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Sunday, 19 November 2006 23:42 (eighteen years ago)

"best lose the fear"

"if you want it, take it"

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Sunday, 19 November 2006 23:44 (eighteen years ago)

Grimly, I would like you to know that I was answering the phone at work right as I scrolled by that and that the customer was forced to remain on hold for a grand total of 2 minutes before the giggles had left me.

I thank you.

― Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Sunday, 19 November 2006 23:44 (eighteen years ago)

vipost

― Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Sunday, 19 November 2006 23:45 (eighteen years ago)

lol penis is hueg.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 20 November 2006 00:14 (eighteen years ago)

Her sophmore dorm, sometime in February 1996. If I had to bet, it would be Van Morrison, but could have just as well have been Prince or Sublime.

She's a sweetheart. I talk to her on the random occasion now and again.

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Monday, 20 November 2006 01:44 (eighteen years ago)

18years old, a complete virgin in every possible way; he was gorgeous and smart and funny and my bestfriend for about four months. we were both virgins and i thought it was *love*... but a few blowjobs later and three shags.. it was all over rover.. anyway, i think radiohead's "the bends" album was playing, we were fumbling round and i think it kinda slipped in before either of us knew what was happening.. actually, i didn't realise it had slipped in at first, cos i couldn't feel anything!!! it was all over for him in about 3secs but i was eager to experiment now that i'd passed the initial penetration stage... he decided that i was only good for a practise shag and soon moved on... i'm pretty sure he's the reason i'm such a goddamn slut whenever i'm not in a relationship. i never quite got over the complex created by my first experience of sexual rejection

― cellardoor (cellardoor), Monday, 20 November 2006 04:12 (eighteen years ago)

That Mary remained a virgin after the birth of Jesus is a doctrinal stance of the Catholic, Eastern and Oriental Orthodox churches. The question of Mary's virginity is related to the interpretation of the New Testament references to Jesus' "brothers". Those who defend the doctrine of Mary's perpetual virginity point out that Aramaic, the language spoken by Christ and his disciples, lacked a specific word for "cousin," so that the word "brother" was used instead. This is also true in Hebrew and there are several places in the Old Testament that use the word "brother" to mean nephew or cousin. Others argue that Jesus' "brothers" were sons of Joseph by a previous wife -- and thus Jesus' stepbrothers, who would have been regarded as his half-brothers by the people Jesus and Mary lived alongside, who were unaware of Jesus' divinity and assumed him to be the son of Joseph. Matthew 13:56 and Mark 6:3 also mention the presence of "sisters" in addition to the "brothers."

The most prominent leaders of the Reformation, Luther, Zwingli, and Calvin also defended the perpetual virginity of Mary against those who questioned it. But by the 17th century, the Catholic and Protestant churches came to see Mary as a major point of division, and Protestant theologians began arguing that Mary did not remain a virgin and that the "brothers" of Jesus were indeed his biological half-brothers, sons of Mary and Joseph. Despite the beliefs of these notable Reformers, today most Protestants reject the doctrine of Mary's perpetual virginity. Influenced by concerns of too much emphasis on Mary on the part of Catholicism, and finding no explicit scriptural mention of Mary not having other children, yet references in the NT that can be interpreted as referring to blood brothers of Christ, modern-day Protestants reject this doctrine. Proponents claim there is implicit evidence of Jesus being without living brothers or sisters at the time of his crucifixion in that Jesus entrusts his mother to John. They say this would not be done if a relative of Mary were able to take her into his or her own family. However, it is also said that Jesus' brothers were not believers (John 7:5) until after the resurrection (Acts 1:14), so some believe Jesus entrusts Mary to the beloved disciple (traditionally St. John), for that reason.

Muslims also believe that Mary remained a virgin for her entire life.

― timmy tannin (pompous), Monday, 20 November 2006 04:31 (eighteen years ago)

waht

― Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Monday, 20 November 2006 04:33 (eighteen years ago)

Some folks believe in the Virgin Louis Jagger, y'know.

― wordy rappaport (EstieButtez1), Monday, 20 November 2006 04:38 (eighteen years ago)

I made out with a virgin to Purple Rain and The Necks the other night.

― logged0ut (Jordan), Monday, 20 November 2006 04:43 (eighteen years ago)

To Unfinished Sympathy; it distracted me for a bit to think "hey this is good". The bed (from my childhood) totally collapsed too.

― stet (stet), Monday, 20 November 2006 04:56 (eighteen years ago)

which reminds me of a non-virginal episode when a tv dinner tray that held a fairly large tv collapsed in the bedroom mid coitus. It crashed to the floor something awful. At first we were scared shitless, then laughed and laughed before we got back to breaking up the house. Later, we watched Johnny Carson on that same set. Buy a Zenith, folks.

― jim wentworth (wench), Monday, 20 November 2006 06:14 (eighteen years ago)

Hey, did anyone withhold the information that they were a virgin? I tried to lie about it, but the guy didn't believe me. I had a lot of Mormon anxieties and had absolutely no idea what was going on. I don't think I'd even seen a picture or movie of someone getting it on. Yikes.

― Abbott (Abbott), Monday, 20 November 2006 06:16 (eighteen years ago)

I had to tell her I was a virgin (she wasn't), because she probably would've noticed it anyway based on how nervous I was.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 20 November 2006 06:52 (eighteen years ago)

I can't remember the exact date, but we were both 18. She was a school mate of my best friend, I'd met her through her. My dad was staying out of his flat, so I asked if I could use it for "studying". (I was still living with my mom, and I didn't want to do it there.) No music was playing, and I didn't manage to get all the way through. We didn't do it again, and the whole affair ended within a week; it wasn't particularly memorable in a good or bad way. I have much better memories of the second girl I had sex with.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 20 November 2006 06:59 (eighteen years ago)

On the balcony at Evol with an Irish fella, can't remember what music was on but do remember dancing to 'animal nitrate' afterwards.

― leigh (leigh), Monday, 20 November 2006 11:45 (eighteen years ago)

I was enjoying reading this thread for approximately three minutes, until;

McDonalds toilets, Northampton town centre.

I assume the larger McDonalds rather than the tiny one in the Grosvenor Centre, Dom? You sicko. I was probably eating a burger in there at the time.

Not eating a burger in the toilet, obviously.

I often wonder whether our paths crossed while I was at university and you were still a grotty college kid.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 20 November 2006 14:03 (eighteen years ago)

Disabled toilet, The Drapery branch.

― dommy p is alright WHICH IS A LOT MORE THAN I CAN SAY ABOUT A LOT OF PEOPLE (Dom, Monday, 20 November 2006 14:05 (eighteen years ago)

lol "drape"ry

― dommy p is alright WHICH IS A LOT MORE THAN I CAN SAY ABOUT A LOT OF PEOPLE (Dom, Monday, 20 November 2006 14:05 (eighteen years ago)

pump pump squirt

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 20 November 2006 14:14 (eighteen years ago)

it was good though!

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 20 November 2006 14:15 (eighteen years ago)

I tried to convince the psycho I was kind of involved with at uni for a while to have sex in the disabled toilet in the laundry room at Avenue Campus, but she wouldn't. Didn't mind humping in the carpark by the newspaper building though.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 20 November 2006 14:17 (eighteen years ago)

Not eating a burger in the toilet, obviously.

thanyou vurr much

― 2 american 4 u (blueski), Monday, 20 November 2006 14:17 (eighteen years ago)

People who have sex in university libraries just strike me as uniquely damaged individuals.

― dommy p is alright WHICH IS A LOT MORE THAN I CAN SAY ABOUT A LOT OF PEOPLE (Dom, Monday, 20 November 2006 14:18 (eighteen years ago)

did you park the car at the disabled bay?

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 20 November 2006 14:19 (eighteen years ago)

maybe she WAS disabled in which case i am appalled by nick referring to her as a 'psycho'.

― 2 american 4 u (blueski), Monday, 20 November 2006 14:21 (eighteen years ago)

Anyway, the actual losing of the virginity. I was 19. It was in halls. January. She was younger, but much more experienced in terms of actual sex. I was a virgin but not that innocent. The intercourse itself didn't last long, and I don't think I came, but we spent 16 hours in a room together. She boasted that she could swallow more spunkt han any man could produce during oral. I beat her. It ended up in her hair and on her back. At one point, several hours later, she was sick on me. The soundtrack was varied over the course of the night, but during the actual sex it was Godspeed You Black Emperor. I'm a bit better at it these days.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 20 November 2006 14:23 (eighteen years ago)

I have never had sex in a university library, although I have found evidence of other people doing so in the library where I work. Mind you I also found evidence that an East Asian economics postgrad lived in the building for a period of months. And no, she was not disabled, just emotionally batshit.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 20 November 2006 14:25 (eighteen years ago)

you pick better tunes?

xpost

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 20 November 2006 14:25 (eighteen years ago)

I beat her.

she was sick on me.

again, appalled.

― 2 american 4 u (blueski), Monday, 20 November 2006 14:26 (eighteen years ago)

NICK THAT'S DISGUSTING!

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 20 November 2006 14:26 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 20 November 2006 14:27 (eighteen years ago)

Matt DC OTM!

seriously. Godspeed you black emperor!!!

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 20 November 2006 14:27 (eighteen years ago)

Is that what she said to you while you were doing it?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 20 November 2006 14:29 (eighteen years ago)

i'm not black but otherwise she would have yes.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 20 November 2006 14:31 (eighteen years ago)

At one point, several hours later, she was sick on me.

Flaming Dragon?

― dommy p is alright WHICH IS A LOT MORE THAN I CAN SAY ABOUT A LOT OF PEOPLE (Dom, Monday, 20 November 2006 14:31 (eighteen years ago)

http://991.com/newgallery/Duran-Duran-Too-Much-Informat-21761.jpg

― benrique (Enrique), Monday, 20 November 2006 14:31 (eighteen years ago)

D:Ream did remixes?!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 20 November 2006 14:33 (eighteen years ago)

ILX: Helping you write erotic fiction since 2001.

― dommy p is alright WHICH IS A LOT MORE THAN I CAN SAY ABOUT A LOT OF PEOPLE (Dom, Monday, 20 November 2006 14:33 (eighteen years ago)

WE had a lecture once from a Black Lace author(ess) who lived across the road from Park Campus.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 20 November 2006 14:34 (eighteen years ago)

was she the psycho or the one who was sick?

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 20 November 2006 14:36 (eighteen years ago)

(do the conga joke)

― dommy p is alright WHICH IS A LOT MORE THAN I CAN SAY ABOUT A LOT OF PEOPLE (Dom, Monday, 20 November 2006 14:36 (eighteen years ago)

I have never had sex with a Black Lace author(ess).

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 20 November 2006 14:37 (eighteen years ago)

WE had a lecture once from a Black Lace author(ess) who lived across the road from Park Campus.

Agadoo?

― Ed (dali), Monday, 20 November 2006 14:40 (eighteen years ago)

If I'd known how pathetically infrequently teh sexxing was about to feature in my life after losing it I'd have been less bothered about losing it in the first place. *sigh* see also: relationships.

― brr (fandango), Monday, 20 November 2006 14:46 (eighteen years ago)

Anyway she was ginge, ten times more "experienced" (in a fairly immature way) than me, and this seems to be the case for every woman ever, who also always complain loudly & unceasingly about "never" (= months, not years.. yeah feel my pain :-P) getting any.

― brr (fandango), Monday, 20 November 2006 14:51 (eighteen years ago)

I HOPE IT WILL BE GREAT.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 20 November 2006 14:53 (eighteen years ago)

not that I'm bitter or anything, I just need a cuddle, and a nice liberated slut to help me rejoin society :|

― brr (fandango), Monday, 20 November 2006 14:53 (eighteen years ago)

I've often beaten myself up for being an idiot back then.

-- Brian Emo

If "back then" can be applied to every last failed saturday going, then yeah, me too.

― brr (fandango), Monday, 20 November 2006 14:56 (eighteen years ago)

Not on your life, except that NYU has knocked down the building where the event took place.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 20 November 2006 15:08 (eighteen years ago)

People who have sex in university libraries just strike me as uniquely damaged individuals.

I don't know, I know some pretty nice ones.

― Maria (Maria), Monday, 20 November 2006 15:29 (eighteen years ago)

People who have sex with university librarians on the other hand...

― brr (fandango), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:44 (eighteen years ago)

My girlfriend's lovely.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:55 (eighteen years ago)

I don't know, I know some pretty nice ones.

People or libraries?

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:58 (eighteen years ago)

May 1995 - Fire Island, NY - my parents' summer house. We were both 17 but he was not a virgin. We'd been dating for about a year at the time. There was no music playing which is a good thing because it allowed us to hear my father as he walked up the ramp to the house while coming home unexpectedly early. We quickly stopped and threw on our clothes. In doing so I managed to put on my top both inside out and backwards. I've always wondered whether or not my father actually noticed this.

― ENBB (expatrica), Monday, 20 November 2006 17:17 (eighteen years ago)

four months pass...

It was Eazy-E! Admit it!

Dan Perry on Thursday, August 15, 2002 8:00 PM (4 years ago)

"i might be a woman-beater but i'm not a pussy-eater"

― Eisbaer, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:01 (eighteen years ago)

With a one-eye ice hockey player called Gary on his jacket, on the beach.

― rumpie, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:19 (eighteen years ago)

no.

― M@tt He1ges0n, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:20 (eighteen years ago)

It was in Crown Heights, and the music was side A of Björk's Debut. The guy whose bedroom we were in had long ago snuck out the window, depressed that he was the only one without a partner. There were two women making out with each other on the other bed. One was bi; she asked if she could see my dick. I said no, but I'm boring that way.

― Casuistry, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:27 (eighteen years ago)

ok what is with ilx today

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:30 (eighteen years ago)

Not on your life, except that NYU has knocked down the building where the event took place.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius) on Monday, 20 November 2006 15:08 (4 months ago)

Woah - in Loeb? That's great.

― ENBB, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:31 (eighteen years ago)

we're all trying to get fired, i think

― kenan, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:32 (eighteen years ago)

It's Spring?

― ENBB, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:34 (eighteen years ago)

spring, i'm sprung

― kenan, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

I can't forget the date, even if I wanted to, as it was February 14. Gross.

rosemary (rosemary) on Friday, August 23, 2002 8:26 PM (4 years ago)

ah, someone fell for the "cock in a box of chocolates" trick.

― Eisbaer, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:37 (eighteen years ago)

i remember the date, because not only was it my birthday, it was her birthday, too. So she turned 17 and I turned 18 and we both lost our virginity, all in one fell swoop.

And I think REM was playing on the stereo, and now I know it should have been Nirvana.

― kenan, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:41 (eighteen years ago)

Oh hey I did this once!

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:49 (eighteen years ago)

Let us know when you do it twice!

― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 17:00 (eighteen years ago)

Of course, it's Spring. I was wondering why my libido has been off the scale. I assumed it was depression+booze.

― Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 17:03 (eighteen years ago)

ok what is with ilx today

ilx has the horn

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/177/434740268_9c0c7658a9.jpg?v=0
alt image link

― Ed, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 17:05 (eighteen years ago)

October 1994, Leicester, in my student semi-detatched with my edited C90 cassette version of Aphex Twin's Ambient Works 2 on the stereo. She was very sweet, the sex was thoroughly unremarkable but we had a few more fun months trying to make it better and largely succeeding. It wasn't her first time but it didn't seem to matter. It was all a bit meh, but i do sort of remember it. I have had much better sex since!

― CharlieNo4, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 17:13 (eighteen years ago)

I have had much better sex since!

I certainly hope so. Whoever said the first time is the best was BATSHIT INSANE.

― kenan, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 17:14 (eighteen years ago)

Who did say that?

In my experience the whole deal was built up so much that the reality was just about the must underwhelming experience of my life.

― Mark C, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 17:27 (eighteen years ago)

side A of Björk's Debut

Rereading this I feel I should make it clear that this was a cassette tape, not vinyl or anything.

― Casuistry, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 18:17 (eighteen years ago)

I think it happened the first time I had sex. Dunno, the whole night is kinda hazy. Anyway, I couldn't find it afterwards, so odds are...

― Pye Poudre, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 23:26 (eighteen years ago)

On a high school trip, on a boat in the Mediterranean. I was trying to make my unresposive crush jealous, and I think it worked.

― wanko ergo sum, Thursday, 29 March 2007 00:33 (eighteen years ago)

*ctrl+f "hoos"*

fuck.

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 29 March 2007 01:20 (eighteen years ago)

*ctrl+f "hoos"*...

...gets nothing interesting.

fuck.

― Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, 29 March 2007 01:34 (eighteen years ago)

Exactly.

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 29 March 2007 01:34 (eighteen years ago)

I'm regretting that I bothered posting my boring story/didn't embellish or blatanly fictionalize.

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 29 March 2007 01:36 (eighteen years ago)

mine was with someone who was so thrilled to be first i'm amazed he didn't plant a flag in my cervix.

― estela, Thursday, 29 March 2007 01:39 (eighteen years ago)

*prom night senior year. by a river. i was only the second boy she'd ever kissed... uh, yeah, that was weird.

― the table is the table, Thursday, 29 March 2007 03:44 (eighteen years ago)

It will suffice to say I was older than average and just eager to get it over with having felt embarrassed for so long. The girl acted strange and decided to do this aggressive schtick that included biting, which wasn't really calming for my nerves. I don't remember much else, but the subsequent sex with that girl was really hot.

― Hurting 2, Thursday, 29 March 2007 04:12 (eighteen years ago)

Estela I love you.

― Trayce, Thursday, 29 March 2007 04:21 (eighteen years ago)

After hours of heated foreplay she finally grabbed it and put it in. From that point it was all ...perfunctory. She wasn't a virgin, but still she lost a lot of zest when it came to actually doing the act. I guess she couldn't achieve orgasm that way (yet). We didn't do it again. Oh, and there was no damn music playing. Sex distracts you too much from music.

― Rich Smörgasbord, Thursday, 29 March 2007 04:55 (eighteen years ago)

17. In London.But I think I have described it before on ILX.
Rain was the music - that's what I remember, listening to the rain pounding on the windows of the little rented room at the B&B in Clapham Commons.
When I think about it now, so many years later, I think about how much "losing it" was sort of a challenge. And a competition.
What I can say is...I was very fortunate to have that boy. He treated me like the gem that I am, and I will always love him for that.
I don't think I felt anything. "Loss of virginity" was the goal, and I did that. But it wasn't very fulfilling.
Sleeping (snoring) together afterwards and making out every day before and after was probably more important.
I was very fortunate to have the experience i had.

― aimurchie, Thursday, 29 March 2007 05:12 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

I recount the story in my mind fairly often. However, trimming down the cast of characters and cursory events involved is nearly impossible.

Basically, the shortest version possible, and some updates:

I had two WHOA#$^ girls intersted in me at age 16, but I didn't believe it, so I ended up losing it to their not-so-attractive, not-so-sane friend at age 17 instead.

I lied to her and said she was my 3rd, despite my clumsiness.

I guess the part that could be perceived as interesting has to do with the other girls involved.

Seen girl #1 from afar and was wow'd, but didn't commit her to memory.

Obsessed with girl #2 from afar. Ranted to a neighborhood friend about "hot girl I saw". With barely any details, he told me he knew her and gave me her phone #. I didn't believe him, but pocketed the number.

Later another friend of mine said "3 hot girls came to [his] bedroom window last night. They asked about [me]." Didn't believe him either.

Turns out all 3 girls were close friends and all of the above was more or less true. I became best friends with all of them, yet, still bumbled the whole ordeal.

Actually, all of this is still boring. The most intersting part the original meeting took place at a house owned by a (wild) girl whose name was Laura Palmer (this was during Twin Peaks' run).

10 years later, I went to rent videos. The girl behind the counter recognized my name despite not knowing her. That girl called the girl I lost it too and gave her my (then) current phone number. She called me as I walked in my apt with videos. Told me about her husband and kids in a faux subdued tone.

C R E E P Y.

I've since reconnected with one of the hot girls, who is happily married today (and still hot, frankly).

― intersting moran (PappaWheelie V), Saturday, 27 December 2008 03:42 (sixteen years ago)

didn't read, but looks like a story you've practised.

― paulhw, Saturday, 27 December 2008 04:46 (sixteen years ago)

1998. I was 22. Drunk after friend's 'porn-star' party (you can't make this stuff up, honestly)...ended up in bed with friend's roommate. I don't remember a lot of the sex, was v.drunk...but the guy was hot, though total man-whore who had already slept with another friend of mine and two others after me. The Pixies Dolittle was playing.

― VegemiteGrrrl, Saturday, 27 December 2008 04:53 (sixteen years ago)

lol @ estela

― buzza, Saturday, 27 December 2008 05:48 (sixteen years ago)

*ctrl+f "hoos"*

fuck.
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, March 28, 2007 9:20 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

HAW

― rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Saturday, 27 December 2008 06:09 (sixteen years ago)

i'm just disappointed i bothered sharing such a boring story frankly

― BIG HOOS is not a nacho purist fwiw (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 27 December 2008 06:17 (sixteen years ago)

by some miracle the instance of poppage is not smeared across ILX...and thus it shall remain

― baby got bahn (country matters), Saturday, 27 December 2008 06:24 (sixteen years ago)

i'm just disappointed i bothered sharing such a boring story frankly

― BIG HOOS is not a nacho purist fwiw (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, December 27, 2008 1:17 AM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark

Post that effortlessly sums up etc etc

― ichard Thompson (Hurting 2), Saturday, 27 December 2008 06:30 (sixteen years ago)

the miracle of poppage

― rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Saturday, 27 December 2008 06:32 (sixteen years ago)

My first kiss was a much more interesting story. He had a big scar on his face and a tattoo on his arm. He was a drummer. After we kissed he told me about the girl he was in love with. The building where it happened is in the movie I Shot Andy Warhol.

― tokyo rosemary, Sunday, 28 December 2008 00:56 (sixteen years ago)

i was probably 16 and it was AWESOME. can't speak for the young lady who deflowered me...
she was a year older and had had a long-term bf before me. we had been sorta dating (whatever that meant at the time), so there had been a long, steady build up of heavy petting and what-not before the main event. her folks were out of town, so i crashed over there after some lame winter dance. i just remember waking up several times during the night and being all "ok so we should definitely do that again." her: "oh totally." AWESOME.

I'm thankful I wasn't wasted and that we actually liked one other. We still speak on occasion, and have hooked up sporadically over the years since. Not since like spring '05 tho.

― extremely intoxicated & uncooperative outside a Hסּסּters in Winston-Salem (will), Sunday, 28 December 2008 01:35 (sixteen years ago)

I made out with a virgin to Purple Rain and The Necks the other night.

― logged0ut (Jordan), Monday, 20 November 2006 04:43 (2 years ago) Permalink

^^^wtf, so much for "logged out".

― Tracy Michael Jordan Catalano (Jordan), Sunday, 28 December 2008 01:56 (sixteen years ago)

my devirginizing was totally boring, but i did manage to devirginize a 21 year old a few weeks afterward that was a total gamer dude with one testicle. aim high, 18 year-old me.

― homosexual II, Sunday, 28 December 2008 02:02 (sixteen years ago)

loooooooool @ jordan

― choom gangsta (deej), Sunday, 28 December 2008 02:13 (sixteen years ago)

I was 19 and she was 23. I think we were listening to Original Gangster (her tape, not mine). First I went off in my hand as soon as we were both naked. She laughed it off and ten minutes later, we were doin it.

Can't remember her last name now but she'll always have a special place in my heart for doing such a good deed.

― Nate Carson, Sunday, 28 December 2008 03:00 (sixteen years ago)

i like the first reply on this thread is a frank admission of statutory rape.

― what U cry 4 (jim), Sunday, 28 December 2008 03:02 (sixteen years ago)

still depresses me every time i think of it.

― not_goodwin, Sunday, 28 December 2008 03:07 (sixteen years ago)

xpost depends on the statutes

― longwinded diatribes about the Boredoms via mental telepathy (bernard snowy), Sunday, 28 December 2008 03:38 (sixteen years ago)

true, for some reason i was reading Britisher but closer inspection leads to a "not proven" verdict.

― what U cry 4 (jim), Sunday, 28 December 2008 03:40 (sixteen years ago)

the worst part of that story is that now I'm going to permanently associate "Mad As Snow" with someone else's clumsy teenage sex

― longwinded diatribes about the Boredoms via mental telepathy (bernard snowy), Sunday, 28 December 2008 03:41 (sixteen years ago)

http://removestringfromobject.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/moon.jpg

― mose def (kenan), Sunday, 28 December 2008 04:47 (sixteen years ago)

^ estela's cervix

― mose def (kenan), Sunday, 28 December 2008 04:48 (sixteen years ago)

Think of how poor Mrs. Armstrong must feel after seeing that.

― өөө (Pleasant Plains), Sunday, 28 December 2008 05:51 (sixteen years ago)

still depresses me every time i think of it.

― not_goodwin, Sunday, 28 December 2008 04:07 (2 hours ago)

^^^^^spill!

― NI, Sunday, 28 December 2008 06:07 (sixteen years ago)

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