songs about cunnilingus

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1. Yeastie Girls "You suck"
2. Real Roxanne "Go down (but don't bite it"

others?

― gaz (gaz), Monday, 10 February 2003 03:45 (twenty-two years ago)

khia to thread obv

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 10 February 2003 03:48 (twenty-two years ago)

i await da subsequent google in 2042.

― naked as sin (naked as sin), Monday, 10 February 2003 03:49 (twenty-two years ago)

probably something by Peaches

there's a line in "Kaltes Klares Wasser" about eatin' pussy..

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 10 February 2003 03:50 (twenty-two years ago)

"Cannonball"

― James Blount (James Blount), Monday, 10 February 2003 03:51 (twenty-two years ago)

liz phair 'canary'

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 10 February 2003 03:52 (twenty-two years ago)

does 'sugar walls' mention it?

― James Blount (James Blount), Monday, 10 February 2003 03:54 (twenty-two years ago)

"Heaven's In Here" by Tin Machine (no, really!)

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 10 February 2003 03:55 (twenty-two years ago)

[to james] i don't think so but plz support your 'cannonball' entry.

― Aaron A., Monday, 10 February 2003 03:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I always heard it was about tuzz tungin!

― James Blount (James Blount), Monday, 10 February 2003 03:58 (twenty-two years ago)

"Prove My Love" by the Violent Femmes
"Cherry Cream On" & "Suki" by Unrest
"Taste Of Cindy" by Jesus & Mary Chain

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 10 February 2003 04:01 (twenty-two years ago)

"lick my decals off, baby" -- captain beefheart

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 10 February 2003 04:08 (twenty-two years ago)

The complete recorded works of Marvin Sease. "Candy Licker," "I Ate You For My Breakfast," etc.

Plus 20 Fingers' "Lick It," of course.

― Douglas (Douglas), Monday, 10 February 2003 04:18 (twenty-two years ago)

"down on me," janis joplin

― dan fitz (danfitz), Monday, 10 February 2003 04:20 (twenty-two years ago)

"Downtown" SWV

― gaz (gaz), Monday, 10 February 2003 04:47 (twenty-two years ago)

"beef curtains" meatls

― Aaron A., Monday, 10 February 2003 05:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't know if "Let Me Lick Your Pussy" by Ween is an all too obvious answer.

― Matt Kendall (mattkendall), Monday, 10 February 2003 05:15 (twenty-two years ago)

bonnie prince billy enjoys the practice, and has written about it.

― anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 10 February 2003 05:24 (twenty-two years ago)

"i might be a wife-beater, but at least i ain't no pussy-eater"

and

"foreplay to me ain't shit/when you spread 'em i'm ready"

by the late eazy-e

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 10 February 2003 05:32 (twenty-two years ago)

How Many Licks - Lil' Kim...exactly how many other songs by her can we list here?

― Vic (Vic), Monday, 10 February 2003 05:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Madonna, "Where Life Begins"

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 10 February 2003 05:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Sheena Easton, "Sugar Walls" (???)

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 10 February 2003 06:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Prince, "Come" (complete w/sound effects!)
Anita Ward, "Ring My Bell" (nominally)

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 10 February 2003 06:53 (twenty-two years ago)

walk like an egyptian

― James Blount (James Blount), Monday, 10 February 2003 07:01 (twenty-two years ago)

'Brown Sugar' - Rolling Stones ("how cum you taste so good")

Whatever the hell the Easy E song is where he says "I might be a woman beater but I'm not a pussy eater". Is this where that whole weird Uncle Junior episode came from?

'Rocky Candy' - Montrose

'96 Tears' - ? Mark and the Mysterians

'Temptation' - Prince ("oh I can almost taste the wetness between your...")

'Gloria' - The Doors version ("wrap your legs around my neck")

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Monday, 10 February 2003 08:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Mtume "Juicy Fruit"

― H (Heruy), Monday, 10 February 2003 08:23 (twenty-two years ago)

'Going Down' by The Stone Roses.

There's so much penny lying here
To touch, taste and tease...

Penny's place, a crummy room
Her dansette crackles to Jimi's tune
I don't care, I taste ambre solaire
Her neck, her thighs, her lips, her hair...

All thoughts of sleep desert me
There is no time
30 minutes brings me round to her number 9...

Beautiful song, and all the better for being about 'lingus.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 10 February 2003 08:40 (twenty-two years ago)

U2 - In God's Country

― James Blount (James Blount), Monday, 10 February 2003 08:48 (twenty-two years ago)

You're going to hell, Blount.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 10 February 2003 08:51 (twenty-two years ago)

"Respect", Aretha.

― chris sallis, Monday, 10 February 2003 08:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Ha! I'd love to believe that about U2. Maybe I'd like them as much as Zep (who they aspired to be)

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Monday, 10 February 2003 08:57 (twenty-two years ago)

"Sugar Ray" By JAMC. At least, I think theres a sly reference to it in amongst the regular shagging metaphors...

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 10 February 2003 09:02 (twenty-two years ago)

"Breakfast in Bed" by Dusty Springfield. In my world, at least.

― bham, Monday, 10 February 2003 09:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Isn't I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For about searching for the clitorus?

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 10 February 2003 09:23 (twenty-two years ago)

More likely the g-spot

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Monday, 10 February 2003 09:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I've been away from home for two weeks and it presently seems to me like pretty much all songs are about cunnilingus

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 10 February 2003 09:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Is there anything nobler about which to write a song?

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 10 February 2003 09:38 (twenty-two years ago)

GG Allin, "Cunt Sucking Cannibal"
Barnes & Barnes, "Fish Heads"

― dave q, Monday, 10 February 2003 10:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Ha! I'd love to believe that about U2.

believe this, then, 'cause it's true ... "an cat dubh" is gaelic for "i eat pussy"

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 10 February 2003 11:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Eh, actually it means the black pussy..
Dunno if thats worse or better...

― kevin brady (groeuvre), Monday, 10 February 2003 11:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Breaksfast in america ?

― kevin brady (groeuvre), Monday, 10 February 2003 11:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Liz Phair "Glory"

― Vic Funk, Monday, 10 February 2003 13:22 (twenty-two years ago)

kevin - 'kippers'!?

― dave q, Monday, 10 February 2003 13:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Marvin Sease's whole "ouvre" is the definitive statement on this subject, as above poster notes.

Otis Clay's "I Don't Do Windows."

― Edd Hurt (delta ed), Monday, 10 February 2003 13:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Aerosmith - "Love in an Elevator"

― Mark (MarkR), Monday, 10 February 2003 13:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Will Oldham - "Rich Wife Full of Happiness"

― Jeff-PTTL (Jeff), Monday, 10 February 2003 14:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Millie Jackson's All The Way Lover is definitive.

Simon & Garfunkel's Cecilia? "I got up to wash my face, when I come back to bed someone's taking my place."

― briania, Monday, 10 February 2003 15:30 (twenty-two years ago)

"Barnes & Barnes, 'Fish Heads'"

What? Have you ever listened to the song? IT'S ABOUT FISH HEADS!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 10 February 2003 15:34 (twenty-two years ago)

"Kiss Between the Legs," D.A.D.

― chuck, Monday, 10 February 2003 16:40 (twenty-two years ago)

GG Allin 'Eat You Out'

Eat you out i wanna eat you out
Open up yr legs i wanna eat you out
Eat you out i wanna eat you out
I DONT CARE IF ITS RUNNY AND I DONT CARE IF IT SMELLS

― schnell schnell, Monday, 10 February 2003 16:42 (twenty-two years ago)

lovely

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 10 February 2003 16:58 (twenty-two years ago)

"I Got the Six" by ZZ Top

"I got the Six/Gimme your Nine"

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 10 February 2003 16:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey guys has nobody heard of Khia's "My neck, my back" ?

― Sami (Sami), Monday, 10 February 2003 17:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Trayce: there's that line about "did you feel my lips? did they slide and slip?" before it goes back into more about the heat of good ol' Sugar Ray, so i s'pose that counts. :)

there's also Tori Amos' "Raspberry Swirl." and the original lyrics to New Order's "Face Up," which included the lines "I've known you since you were sixteen/between your legs i've always been/i prefer fur hats to hairy twats/but your hairy twat is like a fur hat"...

ahem. XD

― janni (janni), Monday, 10 February 2003 17:22 (twenty-two years ago)

yup, sound like classic new order lyrics to me...

― kevin brady (groeuvre), Monday, 10 February 2003 19:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Khia was already called to thread

― Oops (Oops), Monday, 10 February 2003 19:42 (twenty-two years ago)

the beatles - fixing a hole

― James Blount (James Blount), Monday, 10 February 2003 20:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Just some of these song titles alone...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 10 February 2003 20:30 (twenty-two years ago)

akinelye (sp?) "vagina diner"

― gaz (gaz), Monday, 10 February 2003 21:27 (twenty-two years ago)

arab on radar - his maintenance
beat happening - indian summer
bonnie 'prince' billy - a king at night

― Ian Johnson, Monday, 10 February 2003 22:51 (twenty-two years ago)

"Eat It" - Weird Al.

badumpf-tish.

― Charlie (Charlie), Monday, 10 February 2003 23:13 (twenty-two years ago)

"Sex Junkie" by the Plasmatics

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 10 February 2003 23:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Fats Waller, 'Hold Tight, Hold Tight (Want Some Seafood, Mama)':

'When I come home late at night
I get my favourite dish - fish'

― Catherine, Tuesday, 11 February 2003 01:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Frank Sinatra:

"Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew
When I bit off more than I could chew.
But through it all, when there was doubt,
I ate it up and spit it out.
I faced it all and I stood tall;
And did it my way."

― Curtis Stephens, Tuesday, 11 February 2003 02:05 (twenty-two years ago)

angry samoans, "tuna taco"

― jeri curlan, Tuesday, 11 February 2003 18:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Enya - "Orinoco Flow"

― Curtis Stephens, Thursday, 13 February 2003 21:32 (twenty-two years ago)

"The Meatman" (written by Mac Vickery), by David Lindley

― bflaska, Friday, 14 February 2003 04:18 (twenty-two years ago)

"Miss Lucifer's Love", Funkadelic
"Addicted to Vaginal Skin", Cannibal Corpse
"Xanadu", Rush

― dave q, Saturday, 22 February 2003 13:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Elton John 'Don't Let The Son Go Down On Me'

― stevem (blueski), Saturday, 22 February 2003 13:38 (twenty-two years ago)

"Chest Fever",The Band

Let me explain:The chorus goes "Just before she leaves/She receives" and the lines before that imply male orgasm (at least I think so) possibly by oral means. So, she "gave" him something, and now it's her turn to "receive"!

― Charles McCain, Friday, 28 February 2003 22:21 (twenty-two years ago)

R.E.M. - "Gardening at Night"

― James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 28 February 2003 22:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Suck On This - The Lollies

::ducks::

― kate, Friday, 28 February 2003 23:42 (twenty-two years ago)

"Submission" -- The Sex Pistols

― f (felicity), Friday, 28 February 2003 23:50 (twenty-two years ago)

The Jesus and Mary Chain - "Some Candy Talking"

it is NOT about drugs.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 28 February 2003 23:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Missy Elliot - "Work It"

― Cozen (Cozen), Friday, 28 February 2003 23:52 (twenty-two years ago)

two months pass...

ya' gotta add Kid Rock's "What I learned out on the Road"

Headin' for the south lands, lookin' for some fun
Down below that dixie mason I know your the one
My tongue is chasin' my eyes are wide, I can see paradise
I been down here once or twice but I never seen it look so nice
ahhhhhhhhh yeahhhh
ahhhhhhhhh yeah yeah
I like it with the grass cut low
Big mountain tops valley below
I love it when you scream out my name

yee haw!

― Joshua Culbreath, Wednesday, 14 May 2003 21:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Rachel Stamp, "I like girlz"
Tim Buckley, "Knight-errant"

― cis (cis), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 22:48 (twenty-two years ago)

"Please Please Me" -- The Beatles

― chris herrington, Wednesday, 14 May 2003 23:25 (twenty-two years ago)

...cannot help noticing, sadly, that in the myrrhy month of May cunnilingus seems rather less popular on ILX than 'twas in frosty February
why's that, ppl?

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 15 May 2003 00:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Last night I said these words to my girl
I know you never even try girl.
Come On
Come On
Come On
Come On
Come On
Come On
Come On
Come On
Please please me, oh yeah, like I please you.

CLEARLY about the ancient art of pleasing the ladieeeeez.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Thursday, 15 May 2003 09:40 (twenty-two years ago)

goldfrapp - twist

― kentaylrr, Thursday, 15 May 2003 14:47 (twenty-two years ago)

"Respect" by Aretha Franklin. That's my theory.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 15 May 2003 14:49 (twenty-two years ago)

"She's Vibrator Dependent" by Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper.

― Ernest P. (ernestp), Thursday, 15 May 2003 14:59 (twenty-two years ago)

"Respect" by Aretha Franklin. That's my theory.

Except for the fact that "Respect" was originally written and performed by Otis Redding.

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Thursday, 15 May 2003 16:59 (twenty-two years ago)

There was a female band in Calgary in the early 90s called Pussy Machine (or poss. Pussy Monsters) and all their songs were about getting their pudendae properly prioritized and pleasured.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 15 May 2003 17:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Except for the fact that "Respect" was originally written and performed by Otis Redding.

He wanted more blowjobs.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 15 May 2003 17:07 (twenty-two years ago)

who doesn't?

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 15 May 2003 17:09 (twenty-two years ago)

though bj's don't imply the same thing as eating out does.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 15 May 2003 17:10 (twenty-two years ago)

This song actually is 100% about cunnying the lingus...

...and the name of this song is "Lemon Meringue", and it is by the wonderful amazing band Fishbone.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 15 May 2003 17:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Uh, it's actually the cunny that gets lingussed, unless I've been doing it wrong.
But judging from the look on your mom's face, I haven't been.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 15 May 2003 17:16 (twenty-two years ago)

there *must* be some arab strap song that i'm not thinking of.

there's a salt n' pepa song w/a lyric that goes: "get ya lips wet 'cause it's time to have Pep."

― praying mantis (praying mantis), Thursday, 15 May 2003 17:18 (twenty-two years ago)

beatles - norwegian wood (this bird has flown)
goldfrapp - lovely head

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 15 May 2003 17:28 (twenty-two years ago)

"Wash Your Ass" Redd Foxx

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 15 May 2003 17:31 (twenty-two years ago)

lords of acid - almost every song. i sit on acid is perhaps the most obvious.

― dyson (dyson), Thursday, 15 May 2003 17:33 (twenty-two years ago)

"wash my (your?) face in your (my?) sink", dream warriors

― duane (lucylurex), Thursday, 15 May 2003 18:15 (twenty-two years ago)

eleven months pass...

Sit On My Face And Tell Me That You Love Me - Monty Python

― StifKnees, Monday, 19 April 2004 12:30 (twenty-one years ago)

"50 Million Frenchmen (Cannot Be Wrong)" -- Mighty Sparrow

― spittle (spittle), Monday, 19 April 2004 13:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Bruce Springsteen - Red Headed Woman.

― Robbie Lumsden (Wallace Stevens HQ), Monday, 19 April 2004 13:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Jefferson Starship, "Miracles": "I got a taste of the real world / When I went down on you, girl."

Also, isn't Rick James' "Give It to Me Baby" about going down on a girl b/c he's too drunk to fuck her?

And B.E.T.T.Y., "Kiss My Sticky," I suppose ...

― Joseph McCombs, Monday, 19 April 2004 14:10 (twenty-one years ago)

"Kiss Me Where it smells funny"--Bloodhound Gang

― Lil' Lainie - Delaware (LILLAINE), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 10:52 (twenty-one years ago)

roxanne - your brother does

― mullygrubber (gaz), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 10:54 (twenty-one years ago)

"...and we put her on the hitlist, of a common cunning linguist, a master of many tongues...now she eases gently from her Austin to her Bentley and suddenly she feels so young"

― earlnash, Tuesday, 20 April 2004 13:13 (twenty-one years ago)

The Gizmos' cheerfully dirty & informative PSA: "Let her know she's your favourite gal/Stick your tongue in her birth canal!"

― Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 13:46 (twenty-one years ago)

...forgot the title, "Muff Divin' (in Wilkie South)". Dumbass.

― Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 13:48 (twenty-one years ago)

not strictly cunny but i hear aretha's "goin ridin on the FREEway of love in MY PINK CADILLAC" as a particularly filthy update of built for comfort

― mullygrubber (gaz), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 13:49 (twenty-one years ago)

"Ain't Too Proud to Beg"- TLC "Yeah I like it when you kiss both sets of lips/Oooh on the TLC tip"

"Lights Out (Read My Lips)"- The Katydids

Read my lips, I'm gonna whisper
I don't want the walls to hear what I'm about to say
Feed my kiss, move in a circle
You won't even notice it's a momentary lie

Oh oh oh oh
Oh yeah
Ah ah ah
Lights out
What you don't know, find out
read more
read on

Read my lips
Do me a favor
You will never know until you read between the lines
Mark my words, cover the pages
You can have a chapter in the middle of the night

Oh oh oh oh
Oh yeah
Ah ah ah
Lights out
What you don't know, find out
read more
read on

(repeat)

ready my lips
ready my lips
read my lips

― Randy Reiss (undeadsinatra), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 16:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Sonic Youth-Death Valley 69

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 16:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Carnivore - "Carnivore"

Song (about a meat-eater), stops abruptly and Pete Steele yells "I looove to eat pussy."

― Ian Christe (Ian Christe), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 16:26 (twenty-one years ago)

three months pass...

Foo Fighters, "All My Life": In Dave Grohl's 2003 "Cash For Questions" interview with Q magazine, a fan asked, "Is the line 'I love it but I hate the taste' from 'All My Life' about oral sex?" Dave responded, "It is, actually. That song is a little dirty. Use your imagination, but good call - you're the first person that's ever asked that. From experience? Many. I'm very fond of giving oral sex to women. It's a pleasure-giving experience - giving someone something that they'll remember for the rest of their lives, and if you do it right they will."

― Nowell, Friday, 6 August 2004 21:27 (twenty-one years ago)

The latest issue of The Beat has an article about anti-oral sex messages in dancehall.

― Rockist_Scientist (rockist_scientist), Saturday, 7 August 2004 18:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Ahhh.....dancehall.....such a forward-thinking, egalitarian genre.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 7 August 2004 23:42 (twenty-one years ago)

how is 96 tears about it??

― Daniel DiMAGGIO (Daniel DiMAGGIO), Sunday, 8 August 2004 05:06 (twenty-one years ago)

paens to oral sex

― ||amateur!st|| (amateurist), Sunday, 8 August 2004 05:08 (twenty-one years ago)

sonic youth, better nirvana - moist vagina to up the ante

― peter $22, Sunday, 8 August 2004 17:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I think "Lovely Head" by Goldfrapp may be about cunnilingus. Gorgeous tune.

― Wooden (Wooden), Sunday, 8 August 2004 17:08 (twenty-one years ago)

LICKING THE WALLS OF YOUR A

― peter $0, Sunday, 8 August 2004 17:10 (twenty-one years ago)

― peter $02, Sunday, 8 August 2004 17:12 (twenty-one years ago)

http://sourisglacee.free.fr/imagesjpg/Barbie/grandes/Barbie%20culotte.jpg

― peter $094, Sunday, 8 August 2004 17:12 (twenty-one years ago)

three months pass...

"Love Means Never Having to Say You're Hungry" -- Charlie Robison (the one married to the Dixie Chick)

― chris herrington (chris herrington), Friday, 19 November 2004 23:19 (twenty years ago)

"Good Girls Don't," the Knack
"Memory Town," Brooks and Down

― chuck, Friday, 19 November 2004 23:40 (twenty years ago)

Kid Rock - "Paid"

Cause I'm gonna stick with what got me paid
Lickin that coochie with the high top fade

― miccio (miccio), Friday, 19 November 2004 23:43 (twenty years ago)

"Summer of 69," Bryan Adams

― chuck, Friday, 19 November 2004 23:45 (twenty years ago)

not to mention his "yo-del-aying in the valley" song, which he references on "Paid."

(X-post)

― miccio (miccio), Friday, 19 November 2004 23:45 (twenty years ago)

baut wait, isn't the classic kid rock one "Yodelin in the Valley"?

― chuck, Friday, 19 November 2004 23:46 (twenty years ago)

i think ohio express "yummy yummy yummy" and the archies "sugar sugar" fit here, too. and aren't there a whole *bunch* of early jesus and mary chain songs, like three on their first album? i forget the titles, but i think one was called "taste of cindy" or something like that (also "just like honey"? i forget.)

― chuck, Friday, 19 November 2004 23:50 (twenty years ago)

its his reference to the high-top fade that makes that line so memorable for me. and the jamc stuff is all mentioned up thread.

http://www.vh1.com/sitewide/flipbooks/img/shows/driven/kid_rock/1497.jpg
ladies?

― miccio (miccio), Friday, 19 November 2004 23:52 (twenty years ago)

"Pearl Necklace" -- ZZ Top

― mottdeterre (mottdeterre), Saturday, 20 November 2004 00:06 (twenty years ago)

Anything by Pube Lick Enemy.

― outspan, Saturday, 20 November 2004 00:24 (twenty years ago)

I'm tempted to include "Everybody Eats at My House," but that would be vulgar

― mottdeterre (mottdeterre), Saturday, 20 November 2004 00:29 (twenty years ago)

Okay, now I'm becoming unhinged. I always thought there was a whiff of something "untoward" in Come On-A My House, too. And let's not forget "Martika's Kitchen":

wooo, here we go
the table's set, baby
wooo, ahh here we go
my oven is hot (hot)
come on get some, in martika's kitchen, baby
you bring the noise and I'll bring the smile
it's been so long since you've been down in the kitchen, baby
my desire's running longer than a country mile

so true, you can make all my wishes
so real, you can make all my dreams
and if you're good, baby, I'll even let you break the dishes
come on get some, get some, get some
in martika's kitchen, baby
(ooh, we're talkin' about the kitchen)

― mottdeterre (mottdeterre), Saturday, 20 November 2004 00:36 (twenty years ago)

"Muff Diving in Wilke South" -- the Gizmos, and that's the last I have on this topic

― mottdeterre (mottdeterre), Saturday, 20 November 2004 00:55 (twenty years ago)

probably something by Peaches

one of the b-sides to Red Leather by Peaches & Gonzales has the urgent refrain:

Are you lickin' it?
Or are you chicken-shit?

...but I can't remember if it's We Want It or Hot Pink Hot Sex.

― kit brash (kit brash), Saturday, 20 November 2004 02:06 (twenty years ago)

there's an aussie band called "machine gun fellatio"
mmm.pussy control by prince

― yes man, Saturday, 20 November 2004 03:24 (twenty years ago)

melissa tkautz -aussie soap star/singer - read my lips

Do it - do it - read my lips

Don't look at me that way
If you won't go all the way don't look at me that way

If you want to waste time and get me right off your mind
If you want to wait till later, hands off my detinator

Do to me what your eyes say you wanna do
Do it - read my lips - do it - read my lips
Do to me what your eyes say you wanna do
Do it - read my lips - do it - read my lips

If you just want talkin'
Then you can start walkin' if you just want talkin'

If you just want fantasy then you're not the one for me
I want someone who's ready now
Get on the floor and show me how

Do to me what your eyes say you wanna do
Do it - read my lips - do it - read my lips
Do to me what your eyes say you wanna do
Do it - read my lips - do it - read my lips

Get on the floor, I don't just want your flirtation
So let's go, o'er where we can feel the vibration
Come on now, read my lips and take dictation
You've just got to follow the beat and you'll find the location
And the conversation

Come out with your hands up and get down
Come out with your hands up and get down - get on the floor
Come out with your hands up - get on the floor

― dicktationboy, Saturday, 20 November 2004 03:35 (twenty years ago)

And who could forget Nuzzle My Cunny, Guzzle My Honey and Lap My Twat Like a Thirsty Cat by Joss Stone?
At least, I think they're by Joss Stone. Could be Eva Cassidy, I'll have to check.

― David Merryweather (DavidM), Saturday, 20 November 2004 12:10 (twenty years ago)

"Rock the boat" by Aaliyah

― Tannenbaum Schmidt (Nik), Saturday, 20 November 2004 13:15 (twenty years ago)

"That's the Pretty Part of You," Banana Splits

― Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Thursday, 2 December 2004 11:05 (twenty years ago)

Kelis: 'In Public' (from Nas' verse: "The pussy or the mouth/ that’s the question")
TLC: Girl Talk ("If you ain’t swingin'/ just put your tongue in it", btw. the song was marketed as "a new millennium female anthem").

― Jay-Kid (Jay-Kid), Thursday, 2 December 2004 11:43 (twenty years ago)

Lil' Kim - Not Tonight

― Hot Pants, Thursday, 2 December 2004 18:59 (twenty years ago)

I remember going to see the movie "Bad Boys" with Will Smith in the theater ('96 maybe), and the guy who sat in front of me wore a massive denim jacket with the words "Connisseur of Cunnilingus" bedazzled on the back in several brilliant colors. It blew my mind that day, and continues to now.

― Chuckling at the Tomkat's Marquee (Ben Boyer), Thursday, 2 December 2004 19:20 (twenty years ago)

LMAO, that's great!

― Hot Pants, Thursday, 2 December 2004 19:47 (twenty years ago)

especially if it was spelled like that! that would make it even more classic than it already is.

― Jay-Kid (Jay-Kid), Thursday, 2 December 2004 20:57 (twenty years ago)

Scarlet---Independent Love Song

― danh (danh), Thursday, 2 December 2004 21:23 (twenty years ago)

Oh, the spelling definitely [sic]!

― Chuckling at the Tomkat's Marquee (Ben Boyer), Thursday, 2 December 2004 21:41 (twenty years ago)

FUCK! I meant "the spelling WAS definitely [sic]!"

― Chuckling at the Tomkat's Marquee (Ben Boyer), Thursday, 2 December 2004 21:42 (twenty years ago)

bitches with problems - two minute brother, has at least a verse where one of them demands "on your knees muthafucka, you're eating seafood"

― bulbs (bulbs), Thursday, 2 December 2004 21:50 (twenty years ago)

"Sit On My Face Stevie Nicks" - the Rotters

― briania (briania), Thursday, 2 December 2004 22:13 (twenty years ago)

4 Gazm - Dirty Thoughts

― Ben Dot (1977), Thursday, 2 December 2004 22:25 (twenty years ago)

I LIKE MY BABY'S PUDDING
(Mann - Bernard)
WYNONIE HARRIS (KING 4342, 1950)

Everybody's talking 'bout chicken an' rice
All of those dishes are mighty nice
Gather 'round you girls and listen to me
I wanna tell you about my baby's recipe
I like my baby's pudding, I like it best of all
I like my baby's pudding, I like it best of all

There's a gal named miss Fannie Brown
She cooks the best gumbo in this town
All of you chicks can really cook
But Fannie Brown's learned something, you don't learn in books
I like my baby's pudding, I like it best of all
I like my baby's pudding, I like it best of all

Ninety-nine times I've tried to eat
All those fine fancy cuts of country meat
Just can't eat a single bite
I just don't have the appetite
I like my baby's pudding, I like it best of all
I like my baby's pudding, I like it best of all

Well, she promised me she wouldn't give no-one a pudding but me
Yeah, she promised me she wouldn't give no-one a pudding but me
But I don't believe her, I'll just have to wait and see
Gonna watch my baby, both night and day
So she won't give my pudding away
My baby's pudding is all she owns
So there ain't no meat for Henry Jones
I like my baby's pudding, I like it best of all
I like my baby's pudding, I like it best of all
I like my baby's pudding, I like it best of all
I like my baby's pudding, I like it best of all

― danh (danh), Thursday, 2 December 2004 22:45 (twenty years ago)

thirteen years pass...

Crash Test Dummies thread reminded me of "Swimming in your Ocean."

― ... (Eazy), Friday, 4 May 2018 19:53 (seven years ago)

That recent Doja Cat song, "Go to Town" (or whatever it's called)

― i’m still stanning (morrisp), Friday, 4 May 2018 19:58 (seven years ago)

three years pass...

Anything by Pube Lick Enemy.
― outspan, Saturday, 20 November 2004 00:24 (sixteen years ago)

Underrated post.

― Dan Worsley, Thursday, 1 July 2021 14:40 (four years ago)

Beatnuts - "Lick the Pussy"

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 1 July 2021 16:29 (four years ago)

Miley’s “Bang Me Box”

― too cool for zen talk (Eazy), Thursday, 1 July 2021 17:38 (four years ago)

Pulling Mussels from the Shell

― KEEP HONKING -- I'M BOBOING (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 1 July 2021 18:13 (four years ago)

_Anything by Pube Lick Enemy.
― outspan, Saturday, 20 November 2004 00:24 (sixteen years ago) _

Underrated post.

sorry, close shave but no cigar, the correct answer is Pube Lick Fiend.

― ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Thursday, 1 July 2021 20:11 (four years ago)

With the Sugar On My Tongue sample...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vfEwovOq4E

― that's not my post, Thursday, 1 July 2021 21:19 (four years ago)

So we put her on the hit list
Of a common cunning linguist
A master of many tongues
And now she eases gently
From her Austin to her Bentley
Suddenly she feels so young

― earlnash, Friday, 2 July 2021 16:34 (four years ago)

That's actually a verse about cunnilingus in a song about anal sex, deserves its own thread.

― Halfway there but for you, Friday, 2 July 2021 16:38 (four years ago)

"Mama Told Me Not to Come"

― not up to Aerosmith standards (Neanderthal), Sunday, 4 July 2021 17:46 (four years ago)

two fun ones:

what’s your flavour?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuHMBze2B84
Logobi GT • Sucré Salé

settling on sweet:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmeyoMooJPY
Tini ft. Lalo Ebratt • Fresa

― ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Sunday, 4 July 2021 17:58 (four years ago)

Einsturzende Neubauten - Zebulon

― sleeve, Sunday, 4 July 2021 18:06 (four years ago)

Marion Cotillard teases Adam Driver makes movie musical history in #Annette, being the first actor to sing original songs while performing "cunnilingus" in the film.

(https://t.co/ljH2Le1d5q) pic.twitter.com/cyBjQlzyUf
— Film Updates (@FilmUpdates) July 6, 2021

― too cool for zen talk (Eazy), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 07:45 (four years ago)

my suspicions about this song now confirmed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiE1Ir0Gnxc

― ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 07:50 (four years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3Jv9fNPjgk

― raven, Tuesday, 6 July 2021 08:02 (four years ago)

Has no one said "Kinda Lingers" from Not The Nine O'Clock News yet?

― Urbandn hope all ye who enter here (dog latin), Wednesday, 7 July 2021 07:39 (four years ago)

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