Best opening lines

does it get much better than this:
"Once upon a time you dressed so fine
You threw the bums a dime in your prime, didn't you?" dylan - like a rolling stone, from highway 61.

another contender, still makes a big impact on me:
"when you have no one, no one can hurt you" - palace brothers - you will miss me when i burn, from self titled (days in the wake).

"We like driving on a Saturday night
Past the leisure centre, left at the lights"

"Two scientists were racing for the good of all Mankind
Both of them side by side
So determined"

and perhaps my all-time favourite:

"It's raining today
And I'm just about to forget
The train window girl
That wonderful day we met
She smiles through the smoke
From my cigarette"

Opening line of "Coldest Day of the Year" by Cop $hoot Cop, a song about huffin' carbon monoxide as a means of suicide.

alex chilton
"tennis bum"
officially unreleased

"I don't have to sell my soul
He's already in me"
- I Wanna Be Adored, Stone Roses

"Images of perfection, suntan, and napalm"
- Ifwhiteamericatoldthetruthforonedayitsworldwouldfallapart, Manic Street Preachers

"Who are you? Who who, who who?"
Who are you - The Who

"Hello there ladies and gentlemen
Are you ready to rock?!"
- Hello There, Cheap Trick

Also a great opening line for the Butthole Surfers, in Cannonball.

I remember losing my shit when an utter idiot friend of mine at a party of the era announced at a party that he'd heard easily the dumbest worst song ever on the radio about some chick being bitten by a snake.

“Can I have the key to the medicine cabinet?
I’VE GOTTA GET SOME DRUGS”

(Volcano Suns - Farced)

Song opener:

“I woke up alarmed”

(Liz Phair “Fuck and Run”)

"Jesus died for somebody's sins but not mine" - Van Morrison

"All of your friends are cunts" - Mclusky

"When you have no one no one can hurt you" - Will Oldham

- Felt, Declaration.

Guns'n'Roses, Use Your Illusion 1

isn't that patti smith?

from 'you've really got a hold on me

for albums, the start of 'searching for the young soul rebels' is pretty hard to beat

crackly radio montage of holiday in the sun/smoke on the water/rat race/a couple of other things, then

rowland "[incomprehensible shout]"

dexys blokes "YEAH!"

rowland "[another incomprehensible shout]"

dexys blokes "YEAH!"

rowland (sounding spectacularly brummie) "for god's sakes burn it down"

oh wait...

uh-oh! i hereby report you to your local misheard lyric thread!

but the actual meat puppets lyric is indeed a classic opening line:

a long time ago
i looked at myself
and said, "you, you are my daughter"

Love, "Live And Let Live"

Nick Cave, "Up Jumped the Devil"

"Grandma sitting in a corner with a person in her hand going 'No no no no no.'
It only goes to show."

person? i don't think that's exactly what grandma had in her hand. (or were the frogs releasing clean versions of their albums?)

"Here's a penny for your thoughts...incidently, you may keep the change."

You Made Me Feel - Trash Can Sinatras

every thousand years
this metal sphere
ten times the size of Jupiter
floats just a few yards past the earth

you climb on your roof
and take a swipe at it
with a single feather
hit it once every thousand years

’til you’ve worn it down
to the size of a pea
yeah I’d say that’s a long time
but it’s only half a blink
in the place you’re gonna be

Built To Spill - Perfect From Now On

IT WAS THE BIGGEST COCK YOU'D EVER SEEN

BUT YOU'VE NO IDEA WHERE THAT COCK HAS BEEN

"Back in the days when I was a teenager
Before I had status and before I had a pager
You could find the abstract listening to hip hop
My pops used to say, it reminded him of be-bop"

excursions, tribe called quest

"you'll find me in a berlin bar, in a corner brooding" -- kate "saxophone song"

"I'm not a lover, I'm a fighter, and I will burn your house down, I will eat your children alive, and I will turn your lovers bones into tiny violins to play when you die" -Antartica Takes It "I'm No Lover" (fits in the album openers thread, too)

I was dreamin' when I wrote this
Forgive me if it goes astray

"IT WAS THE BIGGEST COCK YOU'D EVER SEEN"
I've always HATED that linee
has Always come off to me as look at how risque we can sound whith this opening line to our album
yheah we're fuckin bad

I was twenty-one years when I wrote this song,
I'm twenty-two now but I won't be for long.

I got a letter from the government the other day,
I opened it, and read it, it said they were suckas.

it's britney, bitch

Ha, I was gonna say Black Steel.

"There must be some way out of here, said the joker to the thief."
--Bob Dylan, All Along The Watchtower

"Got a wife and kids in Baltimore, Jack. I went out for a ride, and I never went back."
--Bruce Springsteen, Hungry Heart

"Ice, baby. I saw your girlfriend and she's eating her fingers like they're just another meal."
--Pavement, Summer Babe

"She came from Greece, she had a thirst for knowledge."
--Pulp, Common People

I'm about to have a nervous breakdown
My head really hurts

(and the eternal)
MY SMILE IS STUCK...I CAN NOT GO BACK TO YOUR FROOOOOOWWWWNNNLAAAAAND

Sometimes I try to do things and it just doesn't work out the way I wanted to. I get real frustrated and I try hard to do it and I take my time and it doesn't work out the way I wanted to. It's like I concentrate real hard and it doesn't work out.
Everything I do and everything I try never turns out. It's like I need time to figure these things out. But there's always someone there going: "Hey Mike, you know we've been noticing you've been having a lot of problems lately. You know, maybe you should get away and maybe you should talk about it, maybe you'll feel a lot better...

I was twenty-one years when I wrote this song,
I'm twenty-two now but I won't be for long.

― Mordy, Monday, 23 March 2009 10:56 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Simon and Garfunkel?

it's britney, bitch

― Surmounter, Monday, March 23, 2009 1:22 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Simon and Garfunkel?

Billy Bragg / "A New England"

"this is a sad fucking song"

Hi Dad, I'm in JAIL

Simon and Garfunkel?

Billy Bragg / "A New England"

― Shannon Whirry & the Bad Brains, Monday, 23 March 2009 16:11 (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Also: Leaves that are green, Simon and Garfunkel.

"You've only got one finger left, and it's pointing at the door"

"Hey the fuck it's me, buddy
smash the ones who smash the free -
until they're gone, the world will end (yeah)"

I meant S&G version, but yeah, Billy Bragg too.

"The bugger in the short sleeves fucked my wife"

John Cale, Guts

"I am not Jesus though I have the same initials"

Pulp - Dishes

"A long time ago
I looked at myself
and said you, you are my darling."
- Meat Puppets, "Up On The Sun"

I know that this was corrected upthread, and I know that most of the time, Meat Puppets lyrics could just be any goddamn thing, but this is hilarious.

"people of earth, attention."

"I caught it in the face."
--PJ Harvey, "Dry"

That word "broadminded" is spelled S-I-N."
--The Louvin Brothers "Broadminded"

"Someone's got it in for me. They're planting stories in the press."
--Bob Dylan "Idiot Wind"

Pretty women out walking with gorillas down my street

And daaavid OTM about "Dishes". That opening line rules. :)

"The Sun Is Up, I'm so happy I could scream"
(The Cure: "Mint Car")

BURN THESE SHEET THAT WE'VE JUST FUCKED IN

SHEETS*

In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey

I wrote a poem on a dog biscuit,
But my dog refused to look at it,
And so I got drunk and looked at the Empire State Building,
It was no bigger than a nickel.

Baby cried the day the circus came to town 'cause she didn't want parades just passin' by her,
So she painted on a smile and took up with some clown while she danced without a net upon the wire.

Melissa Manchester, Don't Cry Out Loud.

Disarm the settlers
The new drunk drivers
Have hoisted the flag
We are with you in your anger
Proud brothers
Who do not fret
The bus will get you there yet

Announcer: This is ANOTHER public service
announcement brought to you, in
part, by Slim Shady.
Eminem: (whispered): Tell 'em I don't give a fuck
Announcer: Slim Shady does not give a FUCK...what you think!
Eminem: Tell 'em to suck it
Announcer: If you don't like it, you
can suck his fucking cock!
Eminem: Tell 'em they kissed my ass
Announcer: Little did you know, upon
purchasing this album, you have just
kissed his ass!
Eminem: Tell 'em I'm fed up
Announcer: Slim Shady is fed up with your
shit...and he's going to kill you!
Eminem: Yeah
Announcer: Uh...anything else?
Eminem: Yeah...SUE ME.

It's like a jungle
sometimes it makes me wonder
how I keep from going under

lol geir

Now I rock a house party at the drop of a hat.

***

"Always on the outside, always looking in
I was in a drop-D metal band we called 'Requiem'"

***

BASS!
How low can you go?

***

When you were young you were the king of carrot flowers

Ein bisschen Goethe
Ein bisschen Bonaparte
So soll er ausseh'n
Der Mann, auf den ich warte

?!!?!?!

IT WAS THE BIGGEST COCK YOU'D EVER SEEN

― ilxor, Monday, March 23, 2009 3:54 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

BUT YOU'VE NO IDEA WHERE THAT COCK HAS BEEN

― ilxor, Monday, March 23, 2009 3:55 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark

ILXOR got there before me

"In 1984 I was hospitalized for approaching perfection." - Silver Jews, American Water
― Famous Athlete, Monday, June 23, 2003 9:54 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark

You surely are a truly gifted kid
But you're only good as
The last great thing you did
And where've you been since then
Did the schedule get you down?
I hear you've got a new girlfriend
How's the wife taking it?

prefab sprout / moving the river

Babs and Clean Willie were in love they said
So in love the preacher's face turned red

I kind of have mixed feelings about 'Haitian Divorce', but that is such a fantastic opening line in how it gets across an idea of these two characters and their relationship in such a concise fashion and how it suggests this image without going into much detail

like, I can picture these two people getting married, shooting each other looks and sniggering, touching each other in front of this silently indignant minister. enjoying being the centre of attention and the idea of what being at the centre of conversation means in their relationship

that's a tape,
that we made…
but i'm sad to say it never made the grade…
that was me!
third guitar…
i wonder… where the others… are…
i sold the guitar today…i never did play much anyway…

"vine street" by randy newman but im talking VDP here -> song cycle

penny lane, there is a barber showing photographs,
of every head he's had the pleasure to know,
and all the people that come and go,
stop and say hello

"In 1984 I was hospitalized for approaching perfection." - Silver Jews, American Water
― Famous Athlete, Monday, June 23, 2003 9:54 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark

― Lophar Andreusz DeLeone (admrl), Monday, August 22, 2011 11:45 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"I dreamed about a reefer five feet long"

I tried
but I could not find a way

When your world is full of strange arrangements
And gravity won't pull you through
You know you're missing out on something
Well that something depends on you

I'll have a shower
And then phone my brother up
Within the hour
I'll smash another cup

"When I was back there in seminary school
There was a person there
Who put forth the proposition
That you can petition the Lord with prayer
Petition the lord with prayer
Petition the lord with prayer
You cannot petition the lord with prayer!"

The Doors - Soft Parade

I used to wake and run with the moon
I lived like a rake and a young man

Out of town, my work takes me out of town.
I empty villages, I burn their houses down.
I set up factories, lay out plantations,
And bring prosperity to the poorer nations.

ha this thread starts with a misquote of that Meat Puppets lyric

a lot of these are frankly more like opening verses

A single opening line is one thing, opening lines is another. I guess it depends on if you read the question as 'what are the best lines that open a song' or 'I want multiple people to give me their favourite line that opens a song'.

This may be a poetry-reader's bias, but when I think of 'great opening lines' I tend to focus on the fragmentary or obviously incomplete lines that put the listener in suspense from the get-go. Obviously this metric tends to favor storytelling songwriters ("After three nights in jail..." is a personal favorite for its economy, along with "Maybe we could break your ankle, clean & un-suspiciously?") but straightforward pop lyrics benefit just as much from a compressed opening: "I used to say 'I love you...'" — "Rally up my friends & stand by my bedside!" — "I'm never going back to Jackson."

I don't necessarily disagree, but equally would point out that that's your focus, and some people prefer longer lines that make a more complete picture. Also, I think for a lot of people they're choosing things that have a great instant hook but that also follow up well - mine, I think, would work with your criteria with just the first line (What work? Where? What's happening here? Where's the story going?) but maintains a consistently interesting tone throughout.

yeah, I dunno, I swear I don't *want to* be difficult, it's just that I have a different mental filing cabinet for "songs that open with a string of good lines, each building on the one(s) that came before" and I would put your example (which I am actually not familiar with so who cares what I think really) there, alongside something like this perfectly-paced Silver Jews throwaway I recently rediscovered

MC5 win this forever, right?

Outside another yellow moon has punched a hole in the night-time mist.

- Tom Waits - Downtown Train

"Ain't thou watchin' my film"

i'm with bernard, i guess, but it's apples and oranges.

"it's so hard... somebody's gonna be evicted"

argh i think i mean that somebody's GOTTA be evicted

from eno's "no one receiving":

"It will shine and it will shudder as I guide it with my rudder"

so awesome

i guess i'm thinking of this in terms of the opening lines of *albums*, like, lines that really set a tone or somehow leave you in awe from the get go.

Belligerent ghouls run Manchester schools

My first name Angelene,
prettiest mess you've ever seen

All of your friends are cunts
and your mother was a ballpoint pen thief

*was=is

Why would you run ?
I beg stars above
A thing of such beauty
Must be called love

I am an American aquarium drinker
I assassin down the line
I'm hiding out in the big city blinking
What was I thinking when I let go of you?

backwater -- we're sailing at the edges of time

"won't say I love you, babe"

(Won't say I need you, babe
But I'm gonna get you, babe
And I will not do you wrong)

From "to live is to fly" by tvz

I don't get it but it's remarkable anyway.

Got a wife and kids in Baltimore, Jack
I went out for a ride and I never went back

who is Jack?

Jack Palance

I was born the day they shot JFK,
the way you look at me sucks me down the sidewalk,
somebody please tell this machine I'm not a machine

Ahhh....

I love the colorful clothes she wears

^ yup

I always assumed Jack was shorthand for a state or smth, like Memphis, Tennessee, but I guess that doesn't make any sense, and instead the opening line is setting the scene of the song as a dialogue between narrator and interlocutor Jack?

can't help but feel this is lazy songwriting, that Jack is only there for the rhyme

the next line is all killer though

He is not your run of the mill garden variety Alabama country fare

every night i tell myself i am the cosmos
i am the wind
but that don't get you back again

Feels like I've been through a washing machine

There were 87 Advil in the bottle now there's 30 left, I ate 47 so what happened to the other 10?

it's not music but the opening line to Forrest McNeil's Review is one of the best:

"Life...it's literally all we have. But is it any good?"

Son, I'm 30
I only went with your mother 'cause she's dirty

Teenage angst has paid off well
Now I'm bored and old

life's a nightmare,
i can't stand it

Jens Lekman isn't on my mind or radar all that much, but he certainly his regarding the question of best opening lines:

Yeah I got busted.
So I used my one phone call
to dedicate
a song to you on the radio

(he certainly is)

I love that Jens song, but David Berman should get most of the credit there, and for the chorus too, because those lyrics are based on this bit of Berman's poem "Governors on Sominex":

P.K. was in the precinct house, using his one phone call
to dedicate a song to Tammy, for she was the light
by which he traveled into this and that

iirc one of Jens's friends had included these lines (uncredited) in a letter to him, and Jens paraphrased them in the song thinking his friend had written them.

jens has plenty of candidates for the thread to be fair

It has often been my dream
To live with one who wasn't there

Life is dull, life is gray
At its best it's just OK
But I'm happy to report:
Life is also short

I like opening lines that set the scene.

"You opened my mail apart at the seams / Now you know I live beyond my means"

"The last time I saw Richard was Detroit in '68 and he told me / all romantics meet the same fate some day / Cynical and drink and boring someone in some dark café"

"I got a letter from the government the other day / I opened and read it / It said they were suckers / They wanted me for their army or whatever"

I like second lines that are critiques of opening lines, like in "Lovergirl" by Teena Marie:

Coffee, tea, or me, baby? Touché au lait
My openin' line might be a bit passé, yes

God knows you ain’t pretty, God knows its true

I think the first 5 seconds of Destroyer's Streethawk are some of the best opening seconds of any album. You could turn it off right there and have a clear idea of what the next 40 minutes are going to entail.

The room, it was lit up
Me too, I couldn't sit up.

"Midnight Through Morning," David Blue (1966)

Wayne Marshall - Orgy

"Baby, let's have an orgy"

You'll never hear me talk about
one day just gettin' out
why put a new address
on the same ol' loneliness

Jason Molina - Just be simple

damn