The Village Voice thinks you're stupid

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Like Freaky Trigger, the Village Voice is getting a new format. Don't have the story exact, but it's more or less this: Pages will have fewer words (down to approx. 1,400 from 1,600 or 1,700), no pieces in the music section or any of the arts sections allowed to break onto a second page, two or three pieces to a page, so no piece over 900 words, probably, maybe even down to 750, listings moved into the sections rather than in a separate listings section, but sections not made larger to comprensate. So there will be even less criticism in it. The same will apply to all the arts sections. Features, in the front of the book, will be the only pieces allowed to break over more than a page. So lots of oldtimers (Xgau, Giddins, Hoberman) will find themselves truncated (and will get paid less).

I can think of some potential good results of this (some people need to be truncated, two 750-word pieces will earn me a lot more than one 1,500 word piece, maybe fewer writers will mean fewer bad writers, maybe the trimming of the Voice will finally get people to realize that if they want good criticism, they will have to start a magazine that prints actual criticism), and I'm willing to keep going to see what will happen, but I assume that the bad will far outweigh the good. With Frank Kogan, more is more, and truncating me is never a good idea. Also, this may ruin some of my pieces that work short, as well, since, being so tightly formatted, a 200-word piece might have to be lengthened to 300, or 600 to 750.

The Voice format was appallingly narrow already (can think of good writers who fell flat on the Voice's page, or whom I couldn't even imagine writing for them), and their truncating of me wasn't so much a matter of space as of whole aspects of my personality rarely getting in there (and this is not Chuck's fault, obviously, and I got more in there than most could). And maybe the magazine is old and tired (reading online, I don't browse it much). But this is one of those "solutions" that doesn't solve anything, like term limits and mandatory sentencing. If the problem is that the content bores the readers, then changing the format doesn't address the problem. But actually the people who mandated this (who are "they," as Tim McGraw might ask) want to get new readers at the expense of the old or want to retain some readers at the expense of others; really, what they want the articles reduced to little consumer niblets for the reader to glance while going to the listings and personals and classifieds. And the official rationale that I've heard is that they think young people raised on MTV and video games want the text equivalent of soundbites, and won't turn the page or read long. This is bullshit; reminds me of all the morons who claimed in the '60s that young people wanted instant gratification. What the Voice ownership wants is stupider readers with bigger pockets. But really, you know, they've lost circulation to Time Out, and this isn't going to get it back, I don't think.

But this is really bad. Think of what it means. For all its faults, and its decline, the Voice was one of the few national publications to encourage thought and to assume that to gain your interest meant challenging and ruffling you. Not that we still can't try, but you can see which direction things are going.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 20:10 (twenty-two years ago)

That's okay. I am stupid. I just read the voice for the sex ads.

scaredy cat, Wednesday, 6 August 2003 20:15 (twenty-two years ago)

My friend John Wójtowicz suggests that we could compromise: Voice management lets us write longer pieces if we agree to use shorter words.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 20:18 (twenty-two years ago)

listings moved into the sections rather than in a separate listings section

This move actually seems kind of smart. I think the publishers may have realized how many people just remove the listings section and toss the rest.

o. nate (onate), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 20:20 (twenty-two years ago)

It means that the sections have less criticism, since they're not getting extra pages to compensate.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 20:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Um, I'm gonna stay out of this discussion -- I'm a too close to the action for comfort, for reasons that should be obvious. Just three factual ammendments to what Frank wrote: (1) pay cuts for the senior writers aren't exactly definite; (2) the actual page-total of the section not including listings doesn't change; basically the listings pages will just begin *after* a section that's about 3 1/2 pages, same length as it's pretty much been for a long time (something similar will be happening in the other arts sections); and (3) given the number of sidebar-length pieces that will probably be running, I really don't see THIS scenario that Frank predicted happening: "a 200-word piece might have to be lengthened to 300, or 600 to 750." Okay.

chuck, Wednesday, 6 August 2003 20:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Sort of related question to all critics: If the voice isn't critic friendly (or is heading in that direction, etc. etc.) and isn't intelligence friendly (" "), which magazines, newspapers are? Or at least, are the most?

David Allen, Wednesday, 6 August 2003 20:27 (twenty-two years ago)

it's unfortunately the way of most newspapers these days. and the voice has never been immune to it's owners whims. maybe there is a way to sneak some crit onto the voice radio page on the web-site. web-only if you will. see how my world is all half-full and shit like that?

scott seward, Wednesday, 6 August 2003 20:28 (twenty-two years ago)

And one more thing: (4) the sections will almost definitely include a greater NUMBER of reviews (which could possibly add up to MORE criticism, depending how you define it), since the page total hasn't changed, and reviews will be shorter than they've been in the past.

chuck, Wednesday, 6 August 2003 20:30 (twenty-two years ago)


Sort of related question to all critics: If the voice isn't critic friendly (or is heading in that direction, etc. etc.) and isn't intelligence
friendly (" "), which magazines, newspapers are? Or at least, are the most?

The New York Review Of Books? Harper's? The Atlantic? The Believer? or you mean music. um, nobody?

scott seward, Wednesday, 6 August 2003 20:33 (twenty-two years ago)

It sounds like the danger is that the whole back half of the Voice (i.e., the arts pages - not the sex stuff) will be turned into one big listings sections - meaning that short blurbs will predominate over longer think pieces. I think that would be a shame. While I'm not sure I've ever made it through an entire Giddins column, I would definitely miss the pleasure of Hoberman, Christgau and others (including many illustrious ILMers - Kogan, mark s et al.) pontificating at length.

o. nate (onate), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 20:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, let me pontificate: To paraphrase something that Peter van der Merwe once said, artists crave constraints, musicians crave constraints, writers crave constraints. And sometimes arbitrary demands of a format can unleash creativity (having to cut something means finding a new way to say it, having to lengthen it means creating a new idea, the need for specious but plausible-seeming paragraph transitions means inserting new - though entirely irrelevant - thoughts [though there'll be fewer chances for specious transitions in the new format]).

But speaking of surfboards, if we were all required to write everything in limerick form, I might develop new and hitherto unknown talents, but overall you wouldn't be getting the best out of me.

There once was an album named Caesars
That nary had mention of skeezers
What should I say next?
I can't even flext
You see! this sucks! jeepers! or jeezers.

So, it has to be the right form.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 20:49 (twenty-two years ago)

The Village Voice thinks you're stupid

So? I think The Village Voice looks fat in those jeans.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 20:51 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah I vaguely bitched about this elsewhere, but I can't overstate how bad an idea this is - driving away your current readership in an attempt to attract readers that don't actually exist (um, what competition are they hoping to cut off here? and can't they just buy out that competition as always?) is a BAD IDEA. I could see maybe changing it so you dump one normal album review for a view short single nylpm-type blurbs (sorta like chuck's or jane darks singles columns only with just one single), but to go full tilt USA Today is bad business and bad editorial judgment.

nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 20:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean, I'd love to see the music section equivalent of jockbeat*, but I still want kogan, sinker, xgau, giddins working it 12" stylee. this is a bad bad bad idea.

* and yeah, sotc, but that's more 'live reviews + news'.

nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 20:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I wanna see the voice music section equiv. of uni watch too!

nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 20:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't know enough to judge whether the decision is business-savvy, but I can conceive of other ways to do business. That is, if you're losing circulation in comparison to Time Out, you don't make yourself more like Time Out, since then you'll just split the market between the two mags, but instead make yourself less like Time Out, go for the readers that no one is currently serving. If there are enough of these readers...

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 21:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I won't say that they're going after readers who don't exist. The Voice's commercial success had a lot to do with being in the right place at the right time: as the most successful of what I'll laughingly call the "underground" papers in the '60s, it was in position to talk about a lot of youth entertainment stuff about which the "mainstream" press was clueless, and so it naturally became the listings paper, too, for a lot of that entertainment, and the cheap-apartment ads paper, and the porn-ads-that-can't-be-printed-elsewhere paper, and the rock-club ads paper, and so forth, and so became a cash cow based only somewhat on the actual articles. But then "underground" culture became everybody's culture, so lots of other mags were free to compete, and with the Net people can get a lot of their listings elsewhere. And so there's less of a coherent readership for the Voice to get dibs on, and the readers on the fringe of the Voice demographic now have other places to go, and lots of media can encroach on the Voice readership. Still...

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 21:23 (twenty-two years ago)

is the voice really hurting anyway? I find it hard to believe time out is taking anymore of a bite out of their market than any other alt-weekly would do. (then again, I found it hard to believe that seattle weekly, and not the stranger, was the seattle alt-weekly).

nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 21:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean, they're still the gold standard, market dominator - the alt-weekly ny times.

nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 21:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't know their financial situation. But they laid off six people last month.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 21:45 (twenty-two years ago)

so when's the Dizzee Rascal review gonna show? or did I miss it?

Paul (scifisoul), Thursday, 7 August 2003 00:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Change is never welcome. Unless w/r/t to the MF Yankees, but that's another board entirely. I will admit that I will miss some of those longer music think pieces, which, basically don't exist anywhere. But we aren't talking about BLENDER here, we're still talking about fairly sizeable reviews, and, at the risk of earning critical enmity, at least half of the long-form pieces weren't worth the length. When done well they were great, but personally, given the eclectic tastes VV covers, I think this MAY be a good thing. It opens it up to more pieces and, maybe more writers. But as I say, change is hard. (Fair Note: I have NEVER been able to write a good 1500 word music think piece, and stopped pitching them out of personal embarrassment. I guess I'm just one of those dumb, Maxim-ized, TV ADD-led, McPaper generation types.)

Chris P, Thursday, 7 August 2003 02:13 (twenty-two years ago)

i already reviewed the single, paul, back in may; i don't think chuck wants to run an album review too (but if he does, he knows where to find me. cough, cough.)

i bitched about this elsewhere, but i can't honestly, in 2003, in america's current uh cultural climate, think that word counts dropping anywhere, anymore, are a good thing.

also, it was a really nice feeling the two times i basically had the frontpage of the voice section to myself. < /selfish>

jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 7 August 2003 03:21 (twenty-two years ago)

this really disgusts me

nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Thursday, 7 August 2003 03:22 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.villagevoice.com/issues/0318/harvell.php

jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 7 August 2003 03:23 (twenty-two years ago)

again, on some levels, i'm with frank: more space = more possible sales. but i've never been 100% certain about what the use of a 125-250 word review is anyway. (i mean, yeah, it pays the bills and feeds the cats, but does it nourish the soul, either the writer or readers, etc etc etc.) it's kind of pathetic that i feel all corny for trying to put a. myself and b. real, actual content into a 250 word review when everywhere else i look is telling me just to hack it out and do the bare minimum since there are so many other scraps of media space that need filling since we've chopped them up so much to fit our fabulous on the go lifestyles.

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 7 August 2003 03:27 (twenty-two years ago)

a 125-250 word review: $15 to $150

kogan's contortions review: priceless.

and so on.

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 7 August 2003 03:29 (twenty-two years ago)

having to always write 350 words and never ever any more on any given film is frustrating

s1utsky (slutsky), Thursday, 7 August 2003 03:30 (twenty-two years ago)

and I do appreciate the form of the capsule movie review (which is more like 80-125), but still

s1utsky (slutsky), Thursday, 7 August 2003 03:31 (twenty-two years ago)

see, that's the other thing: having to write within the constraints of the short review - after years of being able to write whatever and however long i wanted online - has improved my work immensely, i think.

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 7 August 2003 03:32 (twenty-two years ago)

totally! I've nothing against brevity but I've never really written that type of thing without a word count (or a word count of 550 or more, really).

s1utsky (slutsky), Thursday, 7 August 2003 03:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Agreed, brevity is a most handy skill on many levels, and I'm still learning how best to use it.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 7 August 2003 03:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm with Chris P. and the most recent posters on this. I'm sure if someone writes 1 billion words that are all mind-bogglingly good, the story will see publication. But most long-format reviews in the Voice and pretty much anywhere else drone on and on with little to say. Hopefully other alternative papers around the nation will take the Voice's cue and learn how to edit.

Phantroll, Thursday, 7 August 2003 03:45 (twenty-two years ago)

deja vu, harvell

(i wrote an equally long screed elsewhere, but it never showed up)

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 7 August 2003 03:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Oops, my link was bad, and I was trying to be sly. I was referring to Pitchfork.

Phantroll, Thursday, 7 August 2003 03:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't think anyone claiming to be anti-editing or anti-efficient-writing.

s1utsky (slutsky), Thursday, 7 August 2003 03:50 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, i think it's more the enforced shrinkage that's the problem, not the brevity is...wit mindset.

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 7 August 2003 03:53 (twenty-two years ago)

living in New York makes me feel stupid. And poor. And I feel like I don't have all the cool stuff I need. And poor. When I want to feel better i skip the VOICE. and surf over to http://the morning news.com then I feel better...

kelly denison-cole (dustjacket), Thursday, 7 August 2003 04:33 (twenty-two years ago)

oops
http://the morning news.com

kelly denison-cole (dustjacket), Thursday, 7 August 2003 04:34 (twenty-two years ago)

ok ill try it this way
http://themorningnews.com

kelly denison-cole (dustjacket), Thursday, 7 August 2003 04:35 (twenty-two years ago)

alright this time i got it right. i still feel stupid but im going to;
http://themorningnews.org
thats what im talkin about

kelly denison-cole (dustjacket), Thursday, 7 August 2003 04:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, perhaps cutting back on length might be a good thing ... longest crit piece I've written professionally was 1,400 words or so, and it felt pretty indulgent. The couple 900-worders I've written for Chuck at the Voice felt great because at that length, it forced me to get to the fucking point and turn the crux of my argument on a dime, making for swifter pieces that covered more ground with a lot less "post-rock in the age of the desconstructionist behemoths blah blah blah" bullshit. In Phoenix, wehere I work, I rarely assign reviews above 300 words ... that's the toughest length but also the most satisfying when my writers get it right.

On another note, I'm sad to see that paycuts for the Giddins and the Xgaus is even on the table. Shows, to me anyway, how impossible this goddamn Dubya economy is right now ... art, talent and the advancement of culture don't mean shit when only a few people get all the perks and there's no incentive for the powers-that-be to give a shit about the contributions of their workers. Keep fighting the good fight, VV folks. Hi Chuck and Chris P.!

Chris O'Connor, Thursday, 7 August 2003 06:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Sadly enough, aren't business marketing folks at media publications everywhere suggesting that short and abbreviated copy is the only way to reach the so-called 18 to 35 demographic. The Washington Post is now handing out a short little Mon thru Friday freebie called the Express at downtown DC subway stations and near college campusses. The alt-weekly Washington City Paper did a parody issue called the Expresso the first day and handed it out as well...

Frank, People have to buy Time Out NY right, while the Voice is free and available online? Will these changes bring in more Time Out NY readers or advertisers???

Steve Kiviat (Steve K), Thursday, 7 August 2003 14:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Steve, what you're describing to me sounds like the Metro, which is this thing that the Londoners can tell you about -- it's a freebie version of one of the tabloids over there, I forget which, and I only ever saw it on the Tube.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 7 August 2003 14:41 (twenty-two years ago)

the metro is pretty good for a freebie though. cuts out so much of the crap that inhabits regular papers. and its arts/music review section is pretty good really

Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Thursday, 7 August 2003 14:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Some(many?) American alt-weeklies still have writers go long, but none of those weeklies have the national exposure and reputation of the Voice. The Washington City Paper doesn't put its arts features online because they want people to pick up the weekly and theoretically read the ads...

To bring Simon Reynolds into this(Oh No! not again!) I see he's been raving on his blog about all the blogs he reads, and how he doesn't have time to read music features in newspapers and magazines (even if he could find music magazines he'd like)...

Steve Kiviat (Steve K), Thursday, 7 August 2003 15:40 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread (and I admit, I haven't read all of it - far too many words!) seems to use review/criticism pretty much interchangeably. Surely, a review is just descriptive, often a buyer's guide, that tells you what something sounds like. Criticism should make you listen to something with new ears, even if you've already heard it a million times. Falling word-counts mean criticism disappearing and in the UK this has been a commercial disaster (all the music papers shutting) as well as an 'artistic/intellectual/whatever' one. I hear the Observer are going to start a Music Monthly (to go with their Sport and Food ones) though, which might be interesting. Other than that it's 'The Wire' or the blogs. (Write for free, Frank!)
ps I went to college with the Nina Caplan, who writes the film reviews for Metro, which for a Daily Mail owned free rag, are excellent, if short.

Jamie Smith, Thursday, 7 August 2003 15:55 (twenty-two years ago)

(TS: Metro vs The Village Voice).

David. (Cozen), Thursday, 7 August 2003 16:19 (twenty-two years ago)

writing for free has distinctly lost it's tang since i started writing for peanuts.

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 7 August 2003 16:33 (twenty-two years ago)

With Frank Kogan, more is more, and truncating me is never a good idea.

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mei (mei), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:32 (twenty-two years ago)

what about writing for 'tang strongo?

Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't see the logic in "Most long pieces aren't good, therefore there shouldn't be long pieces." Most short pieces aren't good either. Most pieces aren't good. Solution: Write better pieces. (But do readers want good pieces?)

The point is: Different subjects need different treatment; different writers work better using different forms; different people have different skills. If an entire profession shifts to a single format and a single writing style, then most subjects won't get treated, or they'll get treated badly; most writers won't get used, or they'll get used badly.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, but thanks to the net people can pretty much do what ever they want formatwise. You might not get paid for it, but being paid to write about pop music is a privilege, not a right (plus I'll probably become a librarian eventually anyway so forgive me if I feel a bit solipsistic about it).

I think most albums only deserve about 250 (if that, if anything I want to see more GOOD pithy three sentence reviews - I like jokes - than GOOD epic reviews - you're either gonna sell me on this album in 1000 words or you're not gonna sell me on it) words anyway, and at least this year I'm a big fan of brevity. So while it's sad that a good mag is creating more rules about what it's capable of, I can't really get too hung up about this. If you're not satisfied with saying only A THOUSAND WORDS about an album, write a book about them on the web! That's first place anybody looking for a million words about your fave cult artist is gonna go.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:58 (twenty-two years ago)

No one said they had a "right" to anything, Anthony.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:02 (twenty-two years ago)

miccio in quoting every anti-labor argument ever shocker

nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Please read ARTHUR. And contribute if you like. Our reviewers (Byron Coley & Thurston Moore, Paul Cullum, etc.) get to write as much as they want, on whatever they want. We started this mag a year ago EXACTLY because of this kind of stuff that the Voice is doing now...

If you don't know what I'm yammering about --

http://www.arthurmag.com


Jay Babcock, Editor

Jay Babcock, Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:06 (twenty-two years ago)

And if you don't like that, Blount, go to RUSSIA! (or ARTHUR, see?)

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:08 (twenty-two years ago)

TS: Death Rock 2000, The Disco Tex Essay vs 3 sentence pithy review.

David. (Cozen), Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:11 (twenty-two years ago)

People do have mutually-understood expectations, which if undermined cavalierly and often enough by management occasionally demand to become rights under law. But we're not at that point yet here, we're just talking about what's going to make a better mag?

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:12 (twenty-two years ago)

obviously, the point is not the length of a piece of writing but the ideas it contains. I mean, how basic is this? Too many damn stylists, not enough thinkers. You bet your sweet ass I'm looking forward to Matos' book about Sign of the Times a gazillion times more than I am the next 250 word review about whatever album by whatever crappy writer.

Mr. Diamond (diamond), Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:12 (twenty-two years ago)

but none of the people who are gonna get hit by village voice dumbdown jamboree 2003 (xgau, giddins, hoberman, kogan) are 'too much stylists, not enough thinkers', plus even genuine stylists (meltzer)(sinker's somewhere in both groups) work better in marathons than sprints (vinyl reckoning vs. rhymes with seltzer)

nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:16 (twenty-two years ago)

And if a writer isn't worth reading at 1,500 words, he's probably not worth reading at 300.

As I recall, Einstein's Theory of Relativity was more than 300 words. So was Austen's Pride and Prejudice. If writers are essentially forbidden to publish their ideas, then their ideas will never get any good, no one will have the opportunity to see or respond to anyone else's ideas, or to elaborate on them, the readers will never get confronted with new ideas, thought will wither.

Right, Anthony: Pasteur didn't have the right to do immunology, either; Wittgenstein didn't have the right to teach philosophy. But if they'd been prevented from doing so, the world would have lost something. And if people like me don't get paid to do what we do best, then it's not going to get done, blogs or no blogs, ILX or no ILX.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Kogan is a total stylist.

Frank, TS: Visions of Johanna vs Tarantula vs "if a writer isn't worth reading at 1,500 words, he's probably not worth reading at 300."

David. (Cozen), Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:19 (twenty-two years ago)

(Sorry, I'm having trouble formulating responses in forms other than TSs).

David. (Cozen), Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually, one of my best reviews ever (of "What Becomes of the Broken-Hearted?") was six words long.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:21 (twenty-two years ago)

how long were the liner notes to world gone wrong?

nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I can think of maybe two writers (maaaaybe) who work better in the blogosphere than they do via an editor, an impersonal readership, a paycheck.

nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Why not do a 'word strike'? Everybody turning in insanely long submissions. Even the food critics including recipes of everything on the menu, whatever it takes.

dave q, Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually, the question is this: Taking Sides, world with Shakespeare's sonnets and King Lear vs. world with only the sonnets.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:25 (twenty-two years ago)

dave: chuck is going to kill you

nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:25 (twenty-two years ago)

you'll find I have a different stance laborwise re: rock critics than I do with say, school teachers.

The only critics who comes to mind whose work I really, really enjoy in lengthy form are Pauline Kael and Robert Christgau. But Xgau's usually good with whatever space you give him (and when he's off, he can be bad with whatever space you give him). And Kael was, wowsers, PROFITABLE enough for her mag (she DREW young people to the New Yorker) that they gave her a lot of freedom. And xgau's got a webpage and has shown a willingness to embellish in hindsight (see "Grown Up All Wrong"), so he can certainly slap those extra paragraphs on elsewhere.

I love this assumption that shorter equals dumber. And since I thought Kogan's recent E6 reviews was kinda wack after the first two paragraphs and since I'm not sold on this idea that Meltzer needs to run free (I'm not a fan of people who self-nullify in the face of constraint, unless they do it entertainingly like Marlon Brando does. Meltzer doesn't), I simply do not share it.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Wittgenstein/Einstein/Shakespeare parallels are stretching it just a tad...

I think this only really hurts the music section. For pretty much every other kind of criticism or feature writing, there are other venues where you can go long.

Also, I wouldn't really call the Voice one of the few publications that thinks gaining your interest means ruffling your feathers. I'm glad it's around to do what it does, but it's preaching to the choir.

alias, Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Frank Kogan is the Louis Pasteur of critics.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I think long-form music criticism is more interesting to read, perhaps because it is relatively rare, and consequently hasn't become so calcified by convention. In short reviews, it's too easy for a writer to toss out a few gonzo metaphors and a couple of trendy band references and be done with it. It's rare to find a short blurb these days that does anything interesting with the form (perhaps some of Christgau's Consumer Guide pieces qualify). On the other hand, there is a glut of rote exercises in blurbage in just about every music publication in existence. A longer format forces writers to have a point beyond "This is good" or "This sucks". It also allows for different types of pieces beyond the basic review - for example, someone could write a history of a genre, or a comparison of different styles, or of different groups - it's hard to do this in a space-constrained format.

o. nate (onate), Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:34 (twenty-two years ago)

My best pieces ever were in my fanzine without anyone (else) editing me (Rog. Williams 'n' What Thing, New York Dolls, Disco Tex), but I made sure that other people looked at them before I published, and they'd have been better still if I could have hired Eddy or Simmons to do a line-edit on them. (And my fanzine writing was better for the experience I had doing professional writing.)

Sheffield's best stuff was in the fanzines. The best that I saw of Jane Dark's was in the fanzines (though there's probably lots elsewhere that I haven't seen). I think even Chuck was at his best in the fanzines. Sinker's better online than he was in The Wire. I've not even seen Dave Q or Ally Kearney in the commercial prints. That tells you something right there.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:37 (twenty-two years ago)

That I'm a lazy, good-for-nothing sack of shit! Editors can't take the blame for that one!

dave q, Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Anthony, who the heck said "shorter = dumber"? I said dumb = dumber.

It's funny to talk about length because lately I've been thinking about picking up Benjamin's "Arcades Project" (trying hard to be a pretentious aesthete here, ppl!), so last night I searched ILX for references to it (because I trust the good people around here a heckuva lot more than the Amazon reviews or whatever) and uncovered this great thread.

uh, totally unrelated to the current discussion. But I wanted to link to that good thread. For anyone who's been bored with ILM lately or whatever.

Mr. Diamond (diamond), Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:40 (twenty-two years ago)

well, maybe that thread wasn't great great, but it seemed like it could have been longer or something and it kind of died..

Mr. Diamond (diamond), Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:42 (twenty-two years ago)

And I'm going to keep reiterating this point until it gets through: The question isn't whether in your experience 300-word pieces in general are better than long pieces in general, it's whether we should ABSOLUTELY, IN ALL CIRCUMSTANCES, prevent people from getting paid to write long pieces. If you say yes, you are stupid, unbelievably stupid, so stupid that you need people to mop up after you when you go out on the street.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:43 (twenty-two years ago)

my best pieces are really REALLY short (= "in code" acc.miccio on aim recently, but this argt had not yet come up so i will allow him graceful space to change his position accordingly)

the payment structure wd be complex, but i am willing to work for the voice at this length

(eg i get to insert a hilarious demolishing/rewiring one-liner — one-worder sometimes — when and where i choose in anyone else's work)

mark s (mark s), Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:43 (twenty-two years ago)

That thread's not bad. I like how Geir came in and made his typical Geirish comment and for once everyone ignored him.

o. nate (onate), Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:46 (twenty-two years ago)

miccio: kael didn't get any more freedom lengthwise than anyone else under shawn

nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I think there is also a crucial difference in terms of effort required between a zine and a blog.

nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:49 (twenty-two years ago)

also she had to switch-hit with someone else for years who was no good (actually since i forget who it was this may be unfair)

mark s (mark s), Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:49 (twenty-two years ago)

i was at my best in my junior high diary.

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:49 (twenty-two years ago)

i know, i plan to post it all on radio free narnia at the weekend

mark s (mark s), Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:51 (twenty-two years ago)

ha ha maybe this will be the year i get off my ass and finish my ZINE

also it would help if some of the people who said they were gonna fucking contribute WOULD

(only contributor thus far: kogan.)

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:52 (twenty-two years ago)

(old-ilm in sitting on its hands shocker)

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I already said in my first post I think it's sad that the Voice is creating RULES about what it can't and can publish. However, I will lose no sleep over it and am not worried that rock criticism will lose some great thinkers (all the people mentioned aside from Jane Dark, I've read in BOOKS so they don't really strike me as being lost talents).

btw, what zines did Sheffield write for? I'm a big fan of his SPIN Alternative Guide entries, and would love to find some allegedly better material. I know about Radio On, but are their others?

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:54 (twenty-two years ago)

actually i wz talking abt this to someone last night — prob.jerry the nipper — how the nme's great blunder-loss was to allow angus mackinnon to walk early 80s, cz he was just the best editor (commissioning/line-editing) in the uk/world at that time

it's that invisible contribution which is being wiped out of publishing, in books and magazines and whatever: writing is better for being collective, like and (in fact) everything else

(JtN had noted that, whatever else you think of it, the new paul morley book is the worst PROOFED book he'd seen recently)

mark s (mark s), Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:57 (twenty-two years ago)

(actually fuck all them old hands: if anyone wants to contribute to this thing, get in touch. there was a vague theme but i forget what it was. kogan's piece is too good to go unpublished.)

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:58 (twenty-two years ago)

haha angus wd have spotted that an important word wz missing from that sentence, for example

mark s (mark s), Thursday, 7 August 2003 21:00 (twenty-two years ago)

To answer Mr. Diamond's earlier question, Blount (can I still call you that, James? or should I write NOONNO?) referred to the current situation as this the village voice dumbdown jamboree 2003. Plus there's the thread title.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 7 August 2003 21:02 (twenty-two years ago)

code it is then! yay!!

mark s (mark s), Thursday, 7 August 2003 21:04 (twenty-two years ago)

anthony if you really haven't figured out 'we gotta go shorter to reach younger readers' isn't code for 'we gotta dumb it down' you haven't been paying attention to the wacky world of music journalism over the past 5 (15? 50?) years

nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Thursday, 7 August 2003 21:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Christgau and Sinker (and Meltzer and Marcus and Frith ________ [your name here]) have gotten away for years with dicking around with their ideas and not following them through, and this is because few people in their profession are helping them or prodding them onward, or swiping their ideas and running with them. And this is because we're not allowed to.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 7 August 2003 21:19 (twenty-two years ago)

The rationale for the clampdown is that 18-34 won't read long pieces and won't turn the page and is intolerant of anything but soundbites. Maybe I should have entitled the thread "The Village Voice thinks that you're impatient, antiintellectual, and childish, but with an old bigot's rigidity rather than a child's sense of curiosity." Which is what the owners/publishers think. And they probably will claim that market research backs them up.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 7 August 2003 21:26 (twenty-two years ago)

98% of the music blogs written by people under 30 backs them up

nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Thursday, 7 August 2003 21:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't figure out what readers they don't have they think they're going to get with this

nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Thursday, 7 August 2003 21:32 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm no longer sure if my "ideas" had even actually taken a run at evolving into anything as coherent as ideas b4 i started arguing on-line, to be honest

i am mean, yes, they had somewhat — primarily via args and discussions w.frank by letter and email — but there was still an awful lot of sludge and lameness: i totally needed the massed "editor-readers" of ilm (you need ppl who know things you don't, but ALSO ppl who don't know things you do, both asking questions at the same time)

(hence some of the problem of finishing my book is now that don't i have to start it all over again? hmmmm?) (and i know fr fkn sure that it will not be line-edited by my publishers to the level i wd like/need)

mark s (mark s), Thursday, 7 August 2003 21:50 (twenty-two years ago)

When it comes to rock critics these days, I'm definitely impatient, anti-rambling, anti-obtuseness, cranky, and have lost my child-like sense of curiousity (rock music is a slightly different matter). Are they doing this with the news stories too? That would bother me a lot more.

Mark s, I said you POST in code. I wasn't referring to your professional writing (which I merely tend to disagree with).

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 7 August 2003 21:51 (twenty-two years ago)

well there's yr problem right there

mark s (mark s), Thursday, 7 August 2003 21:52 (twenty-two years ago)

1. Fewer writers are doing good stuff at 1000+ words because fewer writers are working consistently at 1000+ words. Writing long is a different skill than writing short or writing medium, a skill that takes practice, and it's a skill that's going the way of blacksmithing and bookbinding thanks to publishing trends.( And let me add, I'm not arguing even for 3000 word pieces--even 1500 would be nice.)

2. Blurbs are great, but in most cases they only allow for the expression of an idea, not the development or contextualization of it. What's being lost isn't a few column inches, but the ability to express a whole way of thinking and arguing--to back up your point rather than just flashily display it. (Whoever made the distinction between "reviews" and "criticism" is OTM.) Besides, no one can seriously suggest there's a shortage of blurbs in the world today.

3. No form of work is a "privilege" granted by management. Yes, I consider myself lucky that I make a living writing about music. But no publication is doing any of us a favor by publishing us--they're simply serving their readership, which is what they have an obligation to do, fuck the bottom line. And the "but teachers are useful members of society" dodge shows what sort of faulty logic skills tend to develop when no one forces you to prove your point at length.

Keith Harris (kharris1128), Thursday, 7 August 2003 22:04 (twenty-two years ago)

"Are they doing this with the news stories too? That would bother me a lot more." - network news, usa today, cnn, headline news, fox news, google news, the last 50 years of journalism to thread

nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Thursday, 7 August 2003 22:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I was asking about the Voice specifically! I know the sky is falling, Chicken Little. I'm just not as worried about the lil' piece above rock critics.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 7 August 2003 22:18 (twenty-two years ago)

You rock critics worried about your ability to get money while doing whatever you damn well please need to watch Yojimbo and get CRAFTY.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 7 August 2003 22:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I believe you are OTM Keith, and I will defer on this because the point that one is "not allowed" to write longer is a sad thing, and it will DEFINITELY be a loss when we lose those good 1200-1800 word think pieces which were a joy. And Keith is DEFINITELY correct it is more of an art to develop an idea at that length - not a loss for me because I have had little chance to do it (since I require $$$ to write these days having long since passed the "gee this is fun phase") and as I am not good at it, no one is going to pay me to get better at it. Well, almost no one. But isn't that sort of the problem? Many of these pieces get long-winded and convoluted and readers (okay, feeble-minded me) drop out after 700 words. I still find great brilliance in shorter pieces and would gladly trade 3 well written 600 word pieces for the 1 in 3 longer form pieces that really work & register. To me, and you know - WTF do I know, right? - if so many long-form pieces weren't so self-indulgently opaque perhaps there wouldn't be the problem, but some writers seem to see the 1500 word think piece as a chance to unleash their philsophical animus, without really engaging the reader - hence the situation. Perhaps if the long-pieces were never assigned but only done on spec that would be better. I don't know. It is a loss, and it lowers the level of discourse, no doubt, but nature abhors a vacuum and if there is a call for long criticism (again, OTM w/r/t "reviews") it will reappear. In the meantime, I think it's still possible to develop arguments in the 900 word range - it maybe just requires a DIFFERENT art...

Chris P, Thursday, 7 August 2003 22:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought Kogan's recent E6 reviews was kinda wack after the first two paragraphs

You mean like where I support what I say in the first two paragraphs (about glam these days defining itself vocally) by actually analyzing how I thought Dick Valentine defined himself vocally, thereby demonstrating what I meant in the first two paragraphs? How would the review have been better if I'd cut it off after two paragraphs? Or, if the rest is wack, how would MAKING IT SHORTER make it less wack?

What you're saying is that people shouldn't explain their ideas, since explanations bore you. Or they should only explain ideas if you agree with their ideas.

Whereas I get bored when people don't explain their ideas (makes me suspect that they don't have them).

"Rambling" = you can't be bothered to follow the writer's train of thought (but perhaps the writer didn't make the connections well himself - PERHAPS BECAUSE HE WAS DENIED THE SPACE TO) (though neither happened in my E6 thing: I wasn't rambling, I had the space I needed [except not the space to connect to Cobra Verde, whom I wanted to include in the review], and the piece maybe would have squeezed in under the new format).

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 7 August 2003 22:32 (twenty-two years ago)

And let me say, also I haven't had a chance to pick up a ChiReader in a long while, so I am sure those are good pieces, but I just can't read them online (that I know of), so I don't read those so much. But I read VV religiously for three years I was there, and, while I think they are all fine writers, the hit to miss ratio was not much better than Albert Pujols. I guess it depends on your expectations...

Chris P, Thursday, 7 August 2003 22:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I think almost all of the articles in these papers are too short. Even the Reader main arts reviews, which are usually between one or two pages, seem skimpy to me. I much prefer the length of cover stories from The Atlantic (maybe 10 pages) or even paper, in academic journals (20-30 pages). I sometimes wonder what critics who seem turgid in 15 column inches would do with 100--sometimes I actually think they'd improve.

amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 7 August 2003 22:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Frank Kogan on this thread vs. Momus on Pitchfork reviews the new Momus album

M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 7 August 2003 22:39 (twenty-two years ago)

how is Albert Pujols hit to miss ratio bad?!!!

nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Thursday, 7 August 2003 22:40 (twenty-two years ago)

That was garbled, sorry. Trying again:

I think almost all of the articles in indie weeklies are too short. Even the Chicago Reader's main arts reviews, which are usually between one or two pages (at most, three), seem skimpy to me. I much prefer the length of cover stories from The Atlantic (maybe 8-10 pages) or even better, essays in academic journals (often 20-30 pages). I sometimes wonder what critics who seem turgid in 15 column inches would do with 100--sometimes I actually think they'd improve.

amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 7 August 2003 22:41 (twenty-two years ago)

matos - can you name another mag that regularly runs long pieces? and miccio - is the reason they don't cuz they think long pieces are bad or cuz they think their readers don't have the attention spans?

nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Thursday, 7 August 2003 22:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I.e. they wouldn't feel the need to condense all their thoughts (and fleeting allusions) into a form that requires a compacted, and thus occasionally garbled, syntax. They could lay out their points in a more straightforward fashion, even risk some redundancy.

amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 7 August 2003 22:42 (twenty-two years ago)

and, what this threads also partly about, should editorial decisions be made by editors or by marketing?

nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Thursday, 7 August 2003 22:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I think the E6 piece is very good. But it's 837 words. Would it be that much better at 50% or 100% more words?

Chris P, Thursday, 7 August 2003 22:46 (twenty-two years ago)

do homeruns count for more if they go 500 ft. instead of 400?

nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Thursday, 7 August 2003 22:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Is 37% a good percentage for long-form criticisms succeeding? What's your expectation?

Chris P, Thursday, 7 August 2003 22:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Depends on whether is a distance contest, or a ballgame. is an 10 inch dick necessarily better than a 6 inch one?

Chris P, Thursday, 7 August 2003 22:50 (twenty-two years ago)

not all explanations (and definitely not all of yours) bore me, Frank, though not-funny-themselves explanations of comedy usually do. Sorry. I might have felt different if I hadn't already heard the album and if I didn't want to write about the E6 myself, but I'm not sure.

In answer to both questions, Blount, a little bit of column A and a little bit of column B.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 7 August 2003 22:50 (twenty-two years ago)

miccio you're kidding yourself

nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Thursday, 7 August 2003 22:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Seriously, I would like examples of 800 word pieces published anywhere this month that could not easily, and usefully, be reduced to 400 words. Short of that, a recent sentence with no spare words.

Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 7 August 2003 22:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Chris, you're bringing up a different issue (in your second-to-last post): Most people blow at musical and social analysis, except occasionally when, in talking about how they use music in their lives, they're unaware that what they're doing is musical and social analysis, so inadvertently they do it well. Really, most music critics aren't very good, especially they're not good at doing the narrow range of things that they're allowed to do in the music press. But I don't see how five bad 300-word pieces are any better than one bad 1,500. And really, if you cut out all the think-piece bullshit, you're left with name-the-genre-and-add-an-unintelligible-cross-reference bullshit.

Generally, writers are opaque if (1) they don't explain themselves (perhaps because they don't have room), (2) they don't know how to explain themselves (which is me and every other critic when we try to describe music), or (3) they don't have anything to say.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 7 August 2003 22:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I wish 37% of the criticism (long form or short) I've read succeeded (ie. was worth reading)! but to beat this metaphor to death - would you rather have a power hitter who hits .220 (pick your voice critic) or a singles hitter that hits .220 (pick your blender critic)?

nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Thursday, 7 August 2003 22:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Eyeball Kicks: Try my Electric Six review.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 7 August 2003 22:57 (twenty-two years ago)

zing!

nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Thursday, 7 August 2003 22:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Blount--quite a few alt-weeklies run pieces of 1000+ words: Seattle Weekly, Chicago Reader, Baltimore City Paper, just to name three I've written for (or, ahem, edit). as sorry as I am to see the changes in the Voice I'm also well aware that other rags in other cities run plenty of stuff at that length, whether they have the Voice's cachet or not.

M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 7 August 2003 22:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Frank - I think you hit the nail on the head - "Most people blow at musical and social analysis." And for me to read someone doing a bad job of paraphrasing "The World as Will and Idea" is far more annoying than somebody dropping yet another Stooges/Sonic Youth/Roxy Music reference ad nauseum. And as for your last point - "name-the-genre-and-add-an-unintelligible-cross-reference bullshit" - I couldn't agree with you more on that either - but while you drop a number of references in the first 2 graphs what I enjoy about your piece on E6 is the third graph which tells most of what I need to know about what the music is like, and is for me the uber-enjoyable part of the piece, and it proves I think that it's possible to describe music without endlessly referencing like a dilletante trying to impress - which most of what I read as reviews seems to attempt - and the better the reference the cooler they think themselves. Isn't this about communication not Vogue-ing?

Chris P, Thursday, 7 August 2003 23:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm disappointed my Yojimbo reference didn't inspire some rock critic-as-samurai metaphors. I think it would boost everybody's self-esteem and decrease the amount of complaining.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 7 August 2003 23:06 (twenty-two years ago)

the voice is/sets the industry standard, and as a result of this blenderblurbs are gonna be the industry standard. village voice = alt-weekly ny times.

nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Thursday, 7 August 2003 23:07 (twenty-two years ago)

you shoulda gone straight for the Red Harvest metaphor ant.

nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Thursday, 7 August 2003 23:08 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.umich.edu/~iinet/cjs/films/reviews/pics/sevensamurai.jpg

L to R: Frank, Bob, Michelangelo, Chuck, Sterling, Dennis, Simon

amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 7 August 2003 23:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Shouldn't that be Chuck up front? *thinks about respective characters* Then again...damn, I'm stumped now.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 7 August 2003 23:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh- I also like the Rodgers & Grammerstein bit. Nice setup for it as well. Did you plan that the whole review, or did it just come to you?

chris P, Thursday, 7 August 2003 23:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Editors are not samurais. They HIRE the wandering freelancers.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 7 August 2003 23:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I really like the Believer! um, but not for music, really.

Hey Strongo! do you want a really long piece on my favorite Swedish rock band Katatonia? Not that I've written one, but I would.
Unless your zine is gonna have a garage rap theme or something.
Or you hate when i go long! Hah!
But seriously, sometimes i thank my lucky stars that i can write brilliantly in long AND short form. I'm like a blacksmith or something.

scott seward, Thursday, 7 August 2003 23:12 (twenty-two years ago)

with that kind of self-esteem, Seward gets to be Mifune's nameless one. Easy.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 7 August 2003 23:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Frank, five bad 300-word pieces are better than one bad 1500-word piece because they at least relay more information. You get five "here's an album critics think is cool, and here's what it sounds like," and even if it's full of cliches and crap you can get the idea. Whereas the 1500-word piece takes 30 paragraphs to even get there for one album.

Again, I doubt the Voice will turn away a long-form piece of music criticism if it's that damn good. These rules are made to be broken.

Phantroll, Thursday, 7 August 2003 23:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Chris--I didn't mean to say that you can't make an argument at 900 words. Some of my favorite crit comes in at that length. But there are points that you need more space to make, etc.

OK, some possible reasons why there's a lot of bad writing about music.

1. A lot of music writers just don't read enough, or if they do they read other music writers, who also don't read enough, or if they do they read other music writers...
2. A lot of music writers are fans first, stylists second, so writing is a process of translation, rather than communication.
3. The grind of working at a weekly, filling a hole every week, means a certain percentage is gonna fizzle, no matter what length. A certain number of dead bugs are just gonna wind up in your Rice Crispies, you know.
4. Writing about music is really goddam hard, the pay is shitty, and anyone with sense goes into another line of work.

Let me add that the failure rate of music writing probably isn't any higher than any other form of published writing is--at least rock criticism usually tries something and fails, rather than filling in the blanks like most journalism. The quest for "competence" undermines more pieces of writing than nutso ambition ever has.

Keith Harris (kharris1128), Thursday, 7 August 2003 23:18 (twenty-two years ago)

1. is very otm

nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Thursday, 7 August 2003 23:19 (twenty-two years ago)

ditto to "The quest for "competence" undermines more pieces of writing than nutso ambition ever has." - the proffesionalisation of rock criticism has it's good points (more money obv., and anyone's who's read an old rolling stone or creem has had a dose of just how amateurish alot of rock writing could be) but the flip side is 95% of rock critics under thirty all writing the same, with the variation being whether they chose the spin template or went for the ew.

nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Thursday, 7 August 2003 23:23 (twenty-two years ago)

again, exhibit a: 95% of music blogs

nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Thursday, 7 August 2003 23:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Phantroll, from what I've heard, the new format is in iron (which doesn't mean it's forever, obviously, but it probably means that no one there can overrule it). Of course, they could run a music piece as a feature, but they'll never run one like mine; it's not in their feature style.

Yojimbo is one of the most overrated movies ever. Andrew Sarris: "Les Girls is Cukor's Rashomon, but where Kurosawa argues that all people are liars, Cukor suggests that all people tell the truth in their fashion."

The caption is wrong in the Seven Samurai pic; I'm the one at the far right.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 7 August 2003 23:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Dear Pazz & Jop voter:

In an effort to provide more points of entry for our younger readers, we’re making a few small changes to this year’s poll.

First, we’re asking that you vote for just three records. Our research showed that the old method of assigning points to ten albums disturbed many participants in our focus groups. (Sample comment: "Why is this all like math and stuff?”)

We’re also asking that you keep your comments under ten words apiece (5-7 words is the ideal length). This goal can be easily achieved by replacing the verb to-be with punctuation--for example, “Beyonce: Hott!!” or “Radiohead? Genius!”

Thanks for helping Village Voice Media continue to maintain the most profitable chain of alternative newsweeklies in America.

Keith Harris (kharris1128), Thursday, 7 August 2003 23:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Eyeball Kicks: Try my Electric Six review.

'Eyebrow Metal at the Disco Round'?

Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 7 August 2003 23:36 (twenty-two years ago)

1. Keith Harris. ROCKS = like D.C.'d never imagine
2. Frank Kogan. Pure. Honest. Out of Touch?
3. Chuck Eddy. METAL!! ;-p
4. Little Johnny. Crank = Organ Grinder.
5. Matos. Succinct.
6. Chris P. Looking for Work?

Chris P, Thursday, 7 August 2003 23:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Keith, I think music description is harder than just about anything; which means that where one is forced into the journalism mode - describe something, pretend it's important, pretend it's a trend - then the writing will be more opaque than other forms of criticism. But music criticism does tend to attract writers with a higher quality of lunacy.

Frank Kogan = definitely out of touch (don't even remember the name of the "Hampster Dance" sequel, even though it was much better).

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 7 August 2003 23:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually Frank, I totally agree with you that Yojimbo is overrated! I have no idea why Kael claims "we respond kinetically to it" (and I really wish she hadn't used the word "we"). Though my disappointment with the movie isn't a moral one but a disappointment with the amount of drama (not to mention a disappointing climax). I'm much more of a Seven Samurai fan (and not everybody's a liar in that).

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 8 August 2003 00:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I just think it's a good example of ONE MAN using skill and craft to TEAR THE SYSTEM DOWN. Instead of complaining much when they kick the shit out of him he retreats to a hut, throws a trowel at a leaf and PLANS HIS COMEBACK.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 8 August 2003 00:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I think music description is harder than just about anything

Ne'er a truer word spoke on the subject.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 8 August 2003 00:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Then why haven't we all gone to med school?

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 8 August 2003 00:14 (twenty-two years ago)

fuck fuck fuck med school students

nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Friday, 8 August 2003 00:27 (twenty-two years ago)

cept for mekhi phifer

nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Friday, 8 August 2003 00:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I love 1200+ word reviews, but that seems a speciality item now & I'm not surpised it's being phased out. Most people I know, even the ones who consider themselves "into music," aren't particularly interested in reading long articles about records. I wish there was a financially viable way to get this sort of depth to the people who want to read it (a way that involves paper -- I like paper esp. when I'm riding the bus). Kinda like The Believer, maybe, but w/ good music coverage.

Mark (MarkR), Friday, 8 August 2003 01:32 (twenty-two years ago)

About the only serious note I can add on this thread is that years now of writing for the AMG has trained me in ways to write at 300 in general, so much so now that writing more when it comes to a single album take often seems hard for me. It's not like I've perfected the best art of how to do so, I should note -- someone like Mr. Matos has recently shown me good ways in how to improve writing even in the small scale, and I very much thank him. At the same time, when I *am* inspired to go off on an album, the freeflowing feeling of me in longer mode is both freeing and quite simple for me to find. So I've always thought of what I do in an AMG style to be what the 'market' seems to demand -- and from the descriptions here, more so than ever -- while elsewhere I can relax and take my own pace. Given the abilities to publish and present now in more forms than ever, it seems a blessing, but much of this conversation has reminded me of points Taylor Parkes made on another thread about the importance of trying for something in the mainsteam to disrupt and suggest something different somehow to a mass audience -- and for me the implication of shortened pieces in something which is already a fairly thin slice of the pie is a further blocking of that potential.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 8 August 2003 02:13 (twenty-two years ago)

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Andy K (Andy K), Friday, 8 August 2003 02:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Was that really how many words that was? Heh. :-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 8 August 2003 02:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Yup, description is the hard part, turning what your hearing into words that convey and contextualize what you're hearing. I have a writer here in Phoenix. She's a trained drummer trying to become a writer out of fear she won't make money as a drummer (how fucked is that?). She's obviously very bright when it comes to music; she knows in her mind why the Locust album is a rock 'n' roll breakthrough. But she can't put it into words to save her life, and if she does, it looks lazy, cheap and sophomoric. But it's merely a deep problem of translation, as Keith points out.

The other part that bugs me is that rock and pop are so referential by nature. I try as much as I can to avoid to avoid the easy comparisons -- Skynyrd by way of Donny Osmond by way Kool Moe Dee, that kind of shit. But sometimes you can't help yourself -- there's streaks of the new Super Furry Animals record that sound like the Moody Blues, the Association, etc. Can't avoid it, so why not use that reference? See, I think a lot of the longform "blah blah blah" comes from the fact writers don't want to hpold themselves to a template or a tight axis and are either afraid or unwilling to think hard enough to capture something succinctly or to find a theme they can defend in a small amount of space.

Anyway, that's my 2.5 cents ...

Chris O'Connor, Friday, 8 August 2003 07:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't think the short/long distinction breaks down so neatly as some have suggested it does. Like, my blog stuff is rambling and incoherent but then my "professional" capsule reviews are boring and anonymous. The ability to write succintly and interestingly in small amounts does not flow automatically from writing in short amounts, any more than the ability to be inspiring in longform flows automatically from writing lots. The discipline required to do either is probably very similar; I just think the effects of not being disciplined differ in each form.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Friday, 8 August 2003 09:07 (twenty-two years ago)

i've not written anything i've liked for about 3 years - or, rather, should i say i've not had anything i'm proud of go into print without being mangled - literal errors introduced to pristeen work, my points changed to fit editors' own agendas/sensibilities, all manner of other things...
anyway, maybe this isn't a bad thing for the voice, who knows yet? also no matter what happens to it, the fact that frank, scott and jess are even discussing this shows that they care and that's a damned sight more than anyone does in the british music/lifestyle press. hell you're all talking about "criticism" - i don't think editors on our "quality" papers even know how to spell this word any more, let alone know what it means...
btw jess, where did you get the term "hooligan house" from? just curious?

Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Friday, 8 August 2003 09:34 (twenty-two years ago)

What do people think of The Believer? It has inherited a lot of the more irksmore quirks of its parent magazine, but the new issue has a great article by Howard Hampton on Cat Power/Ghost World/Laura Logic (and next month he is writing about the new Bangs anthology). Paradoxically, while it's marketing itself as committed to long in-depth articles, it has the most self-defeating layout (running three columns on a page with large type = 5 words per line = a great big headache.) (While I'm here, where can I find more Howard Hampton? This Believer piece plus his article on Chris Marker in Film Comment a couple of months ago have been the best American writing I've come across in a while.)

Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Friday, 8 August 2003 10:30 (twenty-two years ago)

The Village Voice=NY Times comparison doesn't really hold up. The NY Times essentially has no real competition--it literally sets the news agenda for the US. (Washington Post and USA Today would be nearest competitors on a national scale, and they both occupy smaller, separate niches.) The Voice on the other hand has lots of competition, from other alt-weekly chains, from local free weeklys, from magazines, from websites. Without knowing how their circulation numbers trend, I would guess they are worrying as much if not more about readers they are losing/may lose as they are about readers they may gain. This is probably more of a defensive than an offensive move.

auditor, Friday, 8 August 2003 13:47 (twenty-two years ago)

but is there another alt-weekly with the distribution of the voice? maybe the onion. i mean that you can buy nationally? wait, you can buy the voice in california at barnes and nobles, right?

scott seward, Friday, 8 August 2003 14:02 (twenty-two years ago)

can you buy the boston phoenix at a barnes and noble in california? excuse my ignorance. i run into barnes and noble, buy the magazine i need, and then i run out.

scott seward, Friday, 8 August 2003 14:12 (twenty-two years ago)

you can buy the voice in london!

Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Friday, 8 August 2003 15:08 (twenty-two years ago)

well there ya go then.other alt-weekly chains can't compete with that, now can they?

scott seward, Friday, 8 August 2003 15:24 (twenty-two years ago)

it costs about the same as a decent dinner for two with wine at a good restaurant, though!

Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Friday, 8 August 2003 15:29 (twenty-two years ago)

the Voice's circulation is 259,754, about 46,000 more than LA Weekly's (213,899). all of which can be found at aan.org.

M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 8 August 2003 17:29 (twenty-two years ago)

you can get the voice in dublin as well...

robin (robin), Friday, 8 August 2003 18:05 (twenty-two years ago)

you can get the Voice anywhere w/a dialup

M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 8 August 2003 18:07 (twenty-two years ago)

it's the magic of the internet

nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Friday, 8 August 2003 18:07 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, when I've picked it up at borders or whatever it just seems wrong.

g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Friday, 8 August 2003 18:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Jerry: Howard Hampton writes book reviews for the Voice.

Mary (Mary), Friday, 8 August 2003 20:58 (twenty-two years ago)

(And also music reviews.)

Mary (Mary), Friday, 8 August 2003 21:02 (twenty-two years ago)

shameless plug: if you wanna write for no money (or in case of articles rather than reviews, just a smidgeon) about electronic music, grooves is always looking for more contributors. i'd reckon our reviews are at least 2-3x longer than in urb, xlr8r, et al.

sean

seanp (seanp), Saturday, 9 August 2003 00:12 (twenty-two years ago)

259,754 circulation != 259,754 readers

geeta (geeta), Saturday, 9 August 2003 00:51 (twenty-two years ago)

but geeta, if i can just make a difference in one child's life...

scott seward, Saturday, 9 August 2003 00:58 (twenty-two years ago)

...and when did someone say that circ = readership?

M Matos (M Matos), Saturday, 9 August 2003 01:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm actually a little skeptical of those circulation numbers - is that just within new york?

nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Saturday, 9 August 2003 01:22 (twenty-two years ago)

matos, next you'll be telling us that dead fish and birds in cages can't read!

scott seward, Saturday, 9 August 2003 01:24 (twenty-two years ago)

will the web ever count toward a newspaper's circulation? is it factored in in any way? are web-hits boasted about at shareholder's meetings?

scott seward, Saturday, 9 August 2003 01:28 (twenty-two years ago)

just wondering. i've got all my money tied up in lager and diapers. not looking to invest or anything. and i only read the wall street journal for the friday wine column.

scott seward, Saturday, 9 August 2003 01:29 (twenty-two years ago)

isn't the wall st. jrnl one of the few papers that successfully charges for online content?

nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Saturday, 9 August 2003 01:31 (twenty-two years ago)

and I wouldn't be surprised if more people read the voice online than the hardcopy

nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Saturday, 9 August 2003 01:31 (twenty-two years ago)

for fuck's sake I was clarifying Blount's assertion that the Voice is the largest alt-weekly with some hard numbers! Jesus Christ, you're turning into the people the fucking paper is dumbsizing to accomodate!

M Matos (M Matos), Saturday, 9 August 2003 02:34 (twenty-two years ago)

(and yes, "dumbsizing" is my coinage, beginning five seconds ago)

M Matos (M Matos), Saturday, 9 August 2003 02:35 (twenty-two years ago)

My late-entry response: the dumbsizing sucks and it's scary, to boot. I wish the rest of society would turn off "Punk'd," put down their Play Stations, and use their fucking brains and catch up to US, rather than us slow down for them. (Yes, I realize I just sounded like an intellectual Nazi.)

Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Saturday, 9 August 2003 02:54 (twenty-two years ago)

dumbsizing != competing intellectually w.playstation, except in the minds of ppl who don't actually PLAY playstation (= v.voice execs probbly?)

to compete w.more recent media, writing has to be stronger and more vivid and adaptable and creative and just BETTER, and length is basically irrelevant to this, as a formula => the time and concentration required by present-day computer games — or more to the point, required by their consumers, who moved the form on from its earlier, less immersive models — is considerable) (is it comparable? i have no idea how to make the calculation: i mean, i read 6-8 hours a day, at work and away from work, and also regularly wreck tomorrow by "having" to finish a book tonight, eg reading till 4 in the morning and being no use next day, so reading for me is an addiction and a minor lifestyle "problem")

(PLUS: short writing as a portal to longer writing is a model the voice has worked on perfectly effectively for decades, along with every other magazine: it goes witty-grabby two-word headline, slightly longer strap, arresting photo, grabby first para and yr off...)

mark s (mark s), Saturday, 9 August 2003 09:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Newspapers and magazines do boast about their web hits yeah though not as much as once they did.

Tom (Groke), Saturday, 9 August 2003 09:07 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.wordspy.com/words/dumbsizing.asp


thanks, Tom! I knew someone around here would know something about it.

scott seward, Saturday, 9 August 2003 09:54 (twenty-two years ago)

notice how i slipped that link in there to show matos that dumbsizing is the oldest corporate term in the book. although his usage of it is certainly unique.

scott seward, Saturday, 9 August 2003 09:58 (twenty-two years ago)

dude! matos i didn't mean that you were equating the two, but i'd estimate that the actual print readership is something like half circulation, if that. every voice stand i see in the city is still like half-full at week's end -- their circulation numbers are way jacked up, obv, for advertising revenue, but it would be interesting to estimate the actual readership for the music section -- what exactly is it? is it higher than the readership of other sections? these are questions that (perhaps) advertising people would know

you could survey people on how they read the voice, but those calculations are subject to a high margin of error

and how do people read? do they just pick up the voice to look at the listings? do they pick up the voice to just read kogan or hoberman? do they pick up the voice and read the whole thing every week (like i do?) or do they use it for other things entirely? for instance, i picked up 5 copies of the voice the week before last, to have something to put under the flowerpots in my apartment so that when i water 'em they don't leak on the floor, but that doesn't mean i read the voice five times, savoring its deathless prose each time (maybe i did, but i don't remember)

i mean that's why the web rules, because you can measure unique hits w.r.t. time for any page on yr website -- but even w. that, there's no way of checking that someone actually *read* the article, just that an arrangement of pixels that was that article hit their screen for a moment

anyway, statistics are fuXoRed

geeta (geeta), Saturday, 9 August 2003 10:51 (twenty-two years ago)

My point was not that the Voice isn't the biggest alt-weekly. Of course it is.

My point was that it is far less dominant in its market (which at the end of the day is the local entertainment information market, not the serious intellectual journal market) than the NY Times is, and faces far more competition.

(This break down of that 257,469 number seems to indicate that circulation outside New York (ie, paid circulation) basically amounts to a rounding error, btw.)

The question is not how big that circulation number is, but whether it's going up or down.

I think the amount of time people have in the day to read has more to do with changes like this than how smart they are or whether they play video games.

auditor, Saturday, 9 August 2003 13:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I was using the Play Station reference as a metaphor. If people are interested enough, they'd *find* the time to devote to whatever. The Voice's decision would have me believe that the number of people interested in rigorous think-pieces is shrinking. The trimming of the entire arts section of the Voice puts forth a message that says "this stuff is less crucial than the other stuff." Yes, I know, money and ad space and all the rest are huge influencing factors. But it irks me the same way lack of funding for the arts in general is deteriorating, *especially* in the school systems.

Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Saturday, 9 August 2003 14:07 (twenty-two years ago)

There is a rigorous think-piece market... it's just not as big as the local information market. And publications in the rigorous think-piece market tend to lose money and are historically always supported by a generous plutocrat.

But you never know. Michael Wolff wrote a good column about this issue recently, taking off from the Guardian's plans to do a US version (he charmingly overrates the Guardian and neglects to point out that the "multiple entry-point" strategy is also a Brit invention, but anyway):

"While the American evolutionary step has been to forsake hard news for soft—for instance, the Times’s and the Journal’s ever-expanding leisure, consumer, and service sections—the Guardian in “G2” has morphed headline news into a daily bath of stylish opinion, context, and narrative. It’s high-concept news. It’s story-behind-the-story news—which is, of course, the real story. It is not unlike the kind of magazine journalism that flourished in the U.S. a generation ago—before cableization and tabloidization and consolidation.

This is the marketing point: Unlike American packaging genius, which is about packaging down (resulting in the deterioration of taste as well as attention spans), Rusbridger packages up.

While I was standing in Rusbridger’s office and leafing through the prototype, thinking that this was novel and exotic—quixotic, even—and quite a profound misunderstanding of the American market, it suddenly occurred to me that I was overlooking the obvious. The Brit niche.

Against the background of the rise of Fox, the deification of tabloid queen Bonnie Fuller, and of the general decline of quality U.S. publishing, there’s been something of an exceptional, and profitable, highbrow British invasion. Arguably the two most successful print publications to be introduced during the past decade in the U.S. market are The Economist and the Financial Times. (The third is Maxim, also English in lineage, and a different packaging story.)

Both The Economist and the FT succeeded by pursuing the opposite strategy of almost every other U.S. publication: offering too much, rather than too little, information—and charging plenty for it.

Rather than a lot of readers at a small price, the idea is fewer readers at a greater price (whereas most U.S. magazines discount their subscription price as much as 80 percent). Rusbridger figures that the American Guardian, charging a hefty subscription price, will be in safe financial territory at a 100,000-level circulation. (Advertising, in this approach, is welcome but not the main driver.) In other words, against the trend of all other commercial media (wherein the price the consumer needs to pay or is willing to pay gets progressively lower), the job here is to make the magazine—the writing, the attitudes, the opinions, the content—worth more by being better, smarter, more exclusive.

Being foreign helps. It’s not a mass-produced American product. It’s imported. Authentic. Hand-tooled. Tasteful. Indeed, in some fine irony in this jingoistic age, its non-American-ness (and, hence, its ability to be anti-American) makes it worth more.

And being written helps. The very thing that every American publisher eschews—long articles by actual writers—starts to look like something valuable. (Every week, The Economist goes on—and on—at quite an amazing and interminable length.)

The smarty thing—which runs against the Fox-led Zeitgeist—might, counterintuitively, work here too. The Wal-Marting of the publishing business (as well as every other business) invites the inverse strategy: You’re too dumb, too low-class, too fat for our magazine. Sorry, it’s not for you. That’s a marketing approach that could potentially be worth real dough."

auditor, Saturday, 9 August 2003 14:48 (twenty-two years ago)

the economist works on a multiple entry points per page strategy as well tho -- their 'thinkpieces' aren't that long on average. in fact one of my probs with them is that their articles aren't long enough! they've got tons of short pieces, little info blurbs, etc

as for the 'smarty thing' -- doesn't the new yorker lose money every year (and conde nast keeps it afloat as a 'prestige publication' or something, right?)

geeta (geeta), Saturday, 9 August 2003 17:03 (twenty-two years ago)

but it would be interesting to estimate the actual readership for the music section

Not measurable. Newspapers, or at least the one I worked at in
Allentown, PA, tried to get a handle on this with reader surveys
and polls. The object was to find what sections were most favored,
the most wretched, what the objections were...

The results were always the same, for the entire duration of my
relationship with the publication: Sports and funny pages, sports
and funny pages, sports and funny pages. The dating ads page was
popular, too. Eventually the latter fell into ill-repute, however, because it was discovered that prostitute services were using it.

No matter what changes were made, what editors sacked and hired,
what design makeovers were instituted, graphics scheme changed,
story length changed -- the results were always the same.

Sports and funny pages.

This led people with any sense to realize the surveys were useless.

If they were correct, the only reason to have a newspaper in
southeastern Pennsylvania was to furnish readers with sports
and comics sections. Entertainment section? Forget it! Hard
national news? B-o-o-r-i-n-g! Local news? Sometimes I want to
know if my neighbor was arrested for securing a hooker.

For some reason, the majority of people who answered reader
surveys, or where contacted for them, or felt compelled to tell
the newspaper something, were always those -- only men, fairly
obviously -- who liked sports and comics above all else.

So entire swaths of readership weren't being sampled at all.
Women were the most glaring omission. Perhaps they, as well as
others, were too smart or too busy or both to reply to idiotic surveys.

Our Assistant Managing Editor used to complain about content in
a nonsensical manner. People in modern America were too busy
to enjoy the Food section, he said. The recipes were too long. Every recipe should be for something that could be made in fifteen minutes
or less. Thanksgiving Day turkey recipes? Who has the time?!? Instead, how about -- how to make potato chips with the microwave?

The rationale for the clampdown is that 18-34 won't read long pieces and won't turn the page and is intolerant of anything but soundbites.

This was the same lash used at The Morning Call twelve years ago.
It's a broken record in journalism. The young are impatient --
boy, that's news -- and won't read long. And then twelve years
go by and the young aren't young anymore, they're middle-aged.

And everyone knows the middle-aged and worse, the old, don't read,
don't go out, don't buy things, don't have money, are idiots
and unattractive to advertisers. So they're all lost to us.

Or is that what the record industry thinks? Now I'm confused.

George Smith, Saturday, 9 August 2003 17:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I've never worked for a comic mag, but this has brought back memories of when I took over editing and publishing what was the UK's top (circulation, prestige, history) mag about comics, back in the '80s. I changed it radically over several issues. I cut the news, minimising the listing-style stuff. I extended the criticism hugely, with lots of bigger pieces including increasing the length of the basic review format. I went for more intellectual and 'alternative' subject matter, and tried to apply greater quality control in the writing I published and the stuff we covered. The writing certainly became more demanding, and there was always space when needed - I remember one review I wrote, of a single comic book issue, that topped 3,000 words, and that was certainly not the longest review we ran.

I got people asking if this uncompromising and anti-commercial approach was losing me many readers. Some peopledid abandon it in disgust, at the loss of uncritical adulation for superheroes. But in fact the circulation better than tripled, we improved the production standards and started paying contributors for the first time.

Now this was obviously still very small-time stuff compared to VV, and a different medium, but it has left me suspicious of the notion that giving people something more demanding and intelligent that comes in bigger chunks necessarily entails any loss of sales.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 9 August 2003 18:48 (twenty-two years ago)

The last I heard the New Yorker is still slightly losing money every year. But I believe that the New York Review of Books is profitable and, unlike the New Yorker, it's almost 100% long think pieces.

o. nate (onate), Saturday, 9 August 2003 22:08 (twenty-two years ago)

well that proves the point that somebody else made. the new york review of books is a subscription-based paper that people are willing to pay extra for. that's how they make their money.

scott seward, Saturday, 9 August 2003 22:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm gonna be really interested to see how The Believer does here. It's almost all crit and it's, what, 8 dollars on the newsstand? I hope it lasts. And if it DOES last AND makes money, well, then people will have to start eating their dumbdown theories. here in philly, i've gotten to see first hand the evisceration of a once great paper in the knight-Ridder owned Philadelphia Enquirer. It's ugly. They just got rid of the sunday magazine-which had been dumbed down beyond belief a couple years ago-which had been running for over a 100 years. It just keeps sinking...sinking...sinking as the suits try desperately to cater to a suburban audience that doesn't even BUY the damn thing.

scott seward, Saturday, 9 August 2003 23:07 (twenty-two years ago)

um, that should be the Philadelphia Inquirer. the once-beloved Inky. I still love the Philly Daily News though.

scott seward, Saturday, 9 August 2003 23:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Scott, I really want to buy The Believer but have literally stopped myself twice, with an issue in my hands, because of the $8 price-tag. They've slowly been putting past issues online, so I've been reading and enjoying those. I really hope it does well; I probably will buy one soon.

jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 10 August 2003 03:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Most media surveys are wretchedly designed, I suspect. (Even excluding opt-in surveys which are worthless for the reason George cites). The reason that sports and comics always poll very high is that everyone who reads them rates them highly and few people (this more the case with sports than comics, in the UK at least) feel there shouldn't be any at all, whereas pretty much anything else is subject to the twin pulls of "this is a waste of space" (ppl who don't read it) or "you should cover it but not like this" (ppl who do). I don't know exactly why sports fans think the sports coverage is always good - less subjective, maybe?

Weirdly it's been historically difficult to flog ads on sports pages, apparently.

Tom (Groke), Sunday, 10 August 2003 18:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Sorry to be a nag here, but have none of you seen ARTHUR? Arthur is free and available nationally. The Believer costs eight dollars, is hard to find, and covers such interesting bands as They Might Be Giants. Um. Well, I still haven't bought an issue.
At Arthur we routinely run articles longer than 4,000 words -- the Alan Moore cover feature in #4 was over 12,000 words, for ex. #5 was almost all lengthy thinkpieces, short thinkpieces, comics, poems, etc...
We're not a zine: look at the list of contributors, many of whom write for 'name' publications: #6 alone features writing by Kristine McKenna, Christopher Noxon, Paul Cullum, Byron Coley and Thurston Moore. This is the real deal.
We're in this for the long haul. We're not losing money anymore, and our sixth issue is out in a couple of weeks: name another start-up mag that's turned the corner that quickly, let alone a start-up with no investors, no generous plutocrat, no bimbos on the cover... Ad revenue keeps picking up and we're on track to look seriously at going monthly in 2004.
Sorry if this sounds defensive! I know we've got tons of room for improvement, etc. But geez, it's weird to see all y'all talking so heavy about this stuff and leaving us out of the picture...

As always, more info at
http://www.arthurmag.com

Jay Babcock (Jay Babcock), Sunday, 10 August 2003 19:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Writing for Rolling Stone = dumbing down my prose.
Writing for The New York Review of Books = dumbing up my prose.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Sunday, 10 August 2003 22:21 (twenty-two years ago)

"When I began writing long ago, I believed — I knew — that the means and manner evolved at that time to argue about pop culture had the potential to be expanded to crack open other subjects, old or new: that unleashed on the events, acts, energies, postures, evasions and idiocies of any human activity, they would be nothing if not revelatory and galvanising..."

First entry in Mark Sinker's Radio Free Narnia. Quote unattributed, leading me to believe it's from Sinker himself.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Sunday, 10 August 2003 22:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Kogan - do you like John Leonard?

nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Sunday, 10 August 2003 23:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I've enjoyed the little I've read of him. The only thing that comes to mind is a piece he wrote in the Nation; he mentioned a Spartan military formation (I was going to say "phalanx," but I just googled the term and it's a different formation) where the Spartan soldiers formed a square, their shields overlapping and their spears pointing outward. He said the political left in America was like this, except that the soldiers were all facing in, with their backs to the enemy, their spears pointed towards each other.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 11 August 2003 01:03 (twenty-two years ago)

buy or borrow the When the Kissing Had to Stop book now. You will be very happy you did.

M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 11 August 2003 04:38 (twenty-two years ago)

John Leonard's the best. Looks like he's now reviewing books regularly for Harper's, in addition to his other gigs... (btw, does anyone know if he still appears on CBS Sunday Morning?)

Jay Babcock (Jay Babcock), Monday, 11 August 2003 15:45 (twenty-two years ago)

He shows up on Sunday Morning every once in awhile. The last time was to tell the viewers that Gigli wasn't as bad as everyone else said it was.

Phil Freeman (Phil Freeman), Monday, 11 August 2003 16:19 (twenty-two years ago)

one month passes...
Kyle Gann talking about the new word limits - he doesn't tell you anything you don't already know, but he says it well.

I went to the Denver Public Library to see the new Voice in its print version, and I note that when a magazine devotes 3½ of its 30 music pages to reviews, and the rest to ads and listings, I don't necessarily believe it's on the brink of financial ruin.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 12 September 2003 19:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Okay here is where I confess that I never had the attention span or knowledge to care or follow Kyle's column, no matter the length. The article's interesting coz he explains what his idea of crit IS and it involves making a real argument which acknowledgesw and heads off other arguments and considers all sides and etc.

I think I disagree though, at least for popcrit which is granted way difft. than what he's engaged in. I mean crit should be striking and provoke a response and say something interesting and at right angles to conventional wisdom -- recast, rethink, provoke examination on the part of the reader. I mean the reader's gonna go, listen, and they'll either get it or think something different, and if its a response to the lines of thought laid out in the review, then a disagreement is just as good if not better.

Music isn't supposed to be a frikin' ongoing enterprise/project -- its all instants of shifting meaning. I mean taking other ppls arguments into account and heading them off just seems a waste of time, and if the argt. is stated like real real RIGHT then you don't need to answer them but really just move so as to neutralize them which takes less words not more.

I.e. say a few striking true things, crack some jokes, get the hell out and let ppl. fill it in for themselves.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Saturday, 13 September 2003 02:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Music isn't supposed to be a frikin' ongoing enterprise/project -- its all instants of shifting meaning

This is where you lose me. Why can't music be an ongoing enterprise/project, especially when seen through the eyes of human beings like ourselves (who have a tendency to see life and the important things in it as more than just a series of instants)? Isn't the life's work of someone like, say, Charles Mingus or Bob Dylan or Richard Melzer aren't worth considering as a project or an enterprise? What good does observing those 'striking true things' do if they're forgotten in the next instant?

Dave M. (rotten03), Saturday, 13 September 2003 02:58 (twenty-two years ago)

(sorry, "Isn't" should be "Aren't" and second "aren't" should be axed after mispelled Meltzer(?))

Dave M. (rotten03), Saturday, 13 September 2003 02:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean the thing is I respect what Gann does but especially as he's laid it out it feels so strikingly different from what i'm interested in. And of course he's more readable to me than Giddens who I guess is in the same tradition.

Also which is not to dismiss long articles in principle, but just to express i can't deal with long articles *of that type*.

Oh and Dave I guess I mean there are many projects up for grabs and which we pick any instant is something new in the remaking of history too. The whole idea of an ongoing critical dialogue often strikes me as some sort of ivory-tower conception where THE HISTORY gets laid down by discussion and consensus. I'm saying keep history up in the air coz you can never trust where it will settle.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Saturday, 13 September 2003 03:05 (twenty-two years ago)

long articles of WHAT type? the kind that talk about the kind of things critics talk about in articles?

M Matos (M Matos), Saturday, 13 September 2003 03:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean I looked at the Gann entry below that he refers to and I don't get what's so useful about the added length. The points he "concedes" and argues and soforth can mainly be distilled down to something much punchier and all the rest seems less like "proof" (of interesting ideas, granted) than window-dressing to give the APPEARANCE of truth.

Especially the autobiographical stuff. All wars are fought over slogans of a sentence or less. Revolutions made with generally 3-5 words. Tou can distill in the moment but only if yr. not so egotistical as to "write for the ages".

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Saturday, 13 September 2003 03:10 (twenty-two years ago)

as far as consensus/discussion/ivory-towerness go, I'm glad to see that you've stopped writing print criticism and will discontinue voting in the Pazz & Jop as of right now, Sterling. oh wait, you haven't and you're won't be. nevermind.

M Matos (M Matos), Saturday, 13 September 2003 03:12 (twenty-two years ago)

(read the gann post matos: he's describing a v. distinct sort of article I think, which is the type of article i read from him and giddens and which i keep getting at: articles which "prove" things like they're supplimentary legal arguments to the biggest book of lists of quality ever -- keepers of the cannon. don't conflate "gann's musicwrite" [which is a thing i respect but can't deal with] and ALL MUSICWRITE just coz they're both y'know about music. and don't conflate discussion with "critical discourse" and don't fucking conflate the p&j with ivory tower coz you damn well know its not.)

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Saturday, 13 September 2003 03:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I read the Gann post, Sterling. and you're kidding yourself if you really think critical discourse isn't a form of discussion, and that the P&J isn't a form of ivory-towerism based on consensus. it's a fucking POLL with WEIGHTED BALLOTS that are ADDED UP and a GROUP OF WINNERS are arrived at PLACED IN ORDER, what is NOT ivory-tower about that? oh yeah, you vote for it and you're anti-ivory-tower. of course.

M Matos (M Matos), Saturday, 13 September 2003 03:22 (twenty-two years ago)

and I'm sorry to be so pissy about this (and I realize that oh yeah P&J is *pop* not in the musical sense but the instantaneousness of response, a year instead of a decade/whatever, like that) but canons are what they are--easy to erect, fun to knock down, interesting to weigh your own opinions against. as far as "window-dressing to give appearance of truth," isn't that in the eye of the beholder?

M Matos (M Matos), Saturday, 13 September 2003 03:28 (twenty-two years ago)

matos p&j has nothing to do with consensus -- this has been argued many times before and i thought you were on the other frikin side.

i mean my ballot doesn't PROVE anything to anyone and the poll results don't CONVINCE anyone of anything. The poll doesn't create consensus, even if it shows it up where it exits. It records critical ferment.

I mean if someone treats it like consensus then it becomes that for them tho. I mean i guess i'm just flabbergasted that some people actually see their writing as a vehicle to CONVINCE PEOPLE. Like they're writing an elaborate formal proof for quality. I mean i wouldn't mind convincing someone i guess, but its like the LAST thing i think about when i write.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Saturday, 13 September 2003 03:29 (twenty-two years ago)

(and now I look at it again my arg't that P&J is pop et al seems real flimsy, I was trying to see your side of it but honestly cannot understand it anymore, maybe you can explain)

M Matos (M Matos), Saturday, 13 September 2003 03:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Also I guess I finally understand where some of these columns are coming from, and maybe now I can get a handle and read them, now that I understand they want to CONVINCE me of something, and not just tell me some things.

(my last was an x-post. final note before i go to sleep: yeah i love constructing and knocking down canons and etc. to some degree [tho probably far less than most ilmers and you who i know are a list-master] but gann's attitude isn't about this or that fun one but y'know THE ONE as far as i can tell.)

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Saturday, 13 September 2003 03:32 (twenty-two years ago)

so what you're saying is that you can't believe someone would actually write a critical piece in order to convince someone of something, and that a poll doesn't prove that a majority of critics think one album is better than another. right. gotcha.

M Matos (M Matos), Saturday, 13 September 2003 03:33 (twenty-two years ago)

thanks for playing, good night everyone.

M Matos (M Matos), Saturday, 13 September 2003 03:34 (twenty-two years ago)

feed the pup

Carey (Carey), Saturday, 13 September 2003 03:37 (twenty-two years ago)

matos a poll proves ONLY what proportions of critics think what and not, say, why one is WELL AND TRULY better than the other.

(& actually yeah i've never expected to be "convinced" by a critical piece in my life and it just honestly never occured to me that people would write them for that purpose.)

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Saturday, 13 September 2003 10:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I can sort of see both sides of this argument - I don't think that it comes down to changing people's mind about a record but I like to think that sometimes something that I write will point out a way of thinking about a certain record/song and that it will be compelling enough for the reader not to be able to easily dismiss the approach out of hand. I don't think Matos meant that a good critical take on an album would be accepted as necessarily *the* *best* take.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Saturday, 13 September 2003 11:15 (twenty-two years ago)

related: whenever chuck eddy edits my articles he takes out the first person and makes it second. i.e. "makes me dance" becomes "makes you dance" and etc.

i've never had out a real discussion with him on why we have different takes on this.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Saturday, 13 September 2003 22:58 (twenty-two years ago)

probably cuz you weren't specific enough to require the first person. Undoubtedly if you wrote "Meg White means a lot to my daughter," he wouldn't change it to "Meg White means to your daughter."

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 13 September 2003 23:02 (twenty-two years ago)

instead of "makes me dance" write "made me dance when..."

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 13 September 2003 23:03 (twenty-two years ago)

matos a poll proves ONLY what proportions of critics think what and not, say, why one is WELL AND TRULY better than the other.

Honestly, I'm not really sure where Matos says otherwise.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 13 September 2003 23:04 (twenty-two years ago)

(hint: he doesn't)

M Matos (M Matos), Saturday, 13 September 2003 23:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I suspected as such!

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 13 September 2003 23:22 (twenty-two years ago)

SC: I can understand a reviewer not wanting to write something that tries to convince his reader of something, like say "Bruce Springsteen is the future of Rock & Roll" or "Avril Lavigne has something to say" or "the new Coil record is worth buying" or "I sincerely like ABBA" but to claim that it never even occurred to you that a writer might want to do just that is...odd.

Also: convincing != forcing people down the canonical/'objective' road.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 13 September 2003 23:26 (twenty-two years ago)

because NOTHING PROVES ANYTHING in matters of opinion no matter how hard Gann or Sterling or Daddino or Matos or ANYONE tries (Jesus, I'm turning into Frank Kogan now, using my own name in the the second person, someone stop me) and pretending like someone making a case = ivory-towerness is fucking STUPID

xpost

M Matos (M Matos), Saturday, 13 September 2003 23:27 (twenty-two years ago)

also, first-person almost always only works if the writer is a character in the piece they're writing; to throw a "me" in the middle of something where there was no "you" before is jarring. when it does work it's a wonderful, wonderful thing, but most of the time it doesn't.

M Matos (M Matos), Saturday, 13 September 2003 23:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean i just do it coz I don't know if it makes YOU or anyone else dance. Or etc. Like i figure its appropriate modesty to just speak for myself. Which is also why I don't like the whole idea of "convincing" coz it implies that someone's attitude towards music should necessarily be CHANGED rather than just fleshed-out and explored.

Which, y'know, maybe it should and maybe it shouldn't. But that depends what they want to do with it. Which is again, I figure, not my business.

So Matos if nothing proves anything than is it GOOD to try or not or simply how DOES trying (and Gann obv. does, as maybe do you and probably who knows who else, bangs maybe [but not meltzer]) change the nature of the article?

Also I realized today that I don't like "anticipated" arguments coz they usually anticipate arguing with someone BESIDES me.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Sunday, 14 September 2003 01:36 (twenty-two years ago)

eye of the beholder. and that's all from me on it.

M Matos (M Matos), Sunday, 14 September 2003 01:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Like i figure its appropriate modesty to just speak for myself. Which is also why I don't like the whole idea of "convincing" coz it implies that someone's attitude towards music should necessarily be CHANGED rather than just fleshed-out and explored.

I'm not sure why arguing a point has to be seen as some horrible, coercive, ego-filled bugaboo.

Also I realized today that I don't like "anticipated" arguments coz they usually anticipate arguing with someone BESIDES me.

I don't know what this means.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 14 September 2003 13:47 (twenty-two years ago)

the Gann piece below the linked one (the one referred to in the linked one) sort of captures this -- you can see where he tries to anticipate how people might disagree with him, then shore up that part of the argument, etc. But I get the feeling he's engaged in a dialogue where i'm not the other part -- i.e. my possible disagreements aren't addressed by what he says at all, so its a double waste of space.

I think the problem in this thread is that I'm talking about two pieces by one author (one an example of how he'd like to write more, the other an explanation of why) and everyone else is talking in complete goddamn generalities.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Sunday, 14 September 2003 14:52 (twenty-two years ago)

So Sterling, would Sasha Frere-Jones' piece in Slate on Justin Timberlake have been more readable to you if he had left out the stuff regarding the New Yorker and the Matrix and authenticity and teenpop bubblegum and simply had written that he liked the disc? You don't dislike all writing that tries to "convince" people or win them over do you? You just don't want it in long-form?

Steve Kiviat (Steve K), Sunday, 14 September 2003 16:41 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.appalachianland.com/road-to-nowhere.jpg

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 14 September 2003 16:45 (twenty-two years ago)

SFJ's piece wasn't about quality. It was about how NOT to judge quality. And answering arguments already extant isn't the same as "anticipating" them.

motherfucking DUH.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Sunday, 14 September 2003 21:14 (twenty-two years ago)

The words 'mountain' and 'molehill' are coming to mind.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 14 September 2003 21:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Every now and then ned I say what seem perfectly reasonable interesting things and instead of inspiring further discussion everyone comes charging at them like capture the flag and I just don't get it.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Sunday, 14 September 2003 21:44 (twenty-two years ago)

cinniblount (James Blount), Sunday, 14 September 2003 21:52 (twenty-two years ago)

can i denounce the hivemind too now?

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Sunday, 14 September 2003 22:28 (twenty-two years ago)

when you cease to be a part of it maybe

cinniblount (James Blount), Sunday, 14 September 2003 22:30 (twenty-two years ago)

all i'm saying is dudes ridin my dick like i was dillinger at a disco.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Sunday, 14 September 2003 22:33 (twenty-two years ago)

"why's everyone calling me on MY bullshit?"

cinniblount (James Blount), Sunday, 14 September 2003 22:36 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.msu.edu/~molinael/cockfight.jpg

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 14 September 2003 23:06 (twenty-two years ago)

cinniblount (James Blount), Sunday, 14 September 2003 23:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Every now and then ned I say what seem perfectly reasonable interesting things and instead of inspiring further discussion everyone comes charging at them like capture the flag and I just don't get it.

No, you criticized long Gann-style articles because they say smart true things, then waste time trying to address any possible objection. Then people took you to task because of offshoots like this:

The whole idea of an ongoing critical dialogue often strikes me as some sort of ivory-tower conception where THE HISTORY gets laid down by discussion and consensus

...which doesn't necessarily follow from your original position, at all. I read articles like the Gann ones you cite not as attempts to head disagreement off at the pass, but as ways of considering multiple sides of a position. 'I like Charlemagne Palestine but I see some validity in the criticisms, and would like to address where they fit in my central argument'.

And how does an ongoing critical dialogue support laying down of THE HISTORY? It's when people *stop* disagreeing with each other that you get stifling consensus, not when they encourage discussion.

Dave M. (rotten03), Monday, 15 September 2003 07:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Am I the only one whose word counts are going up? After two 300 word pieces (one on guerilla fashion and one on the architecture of the Japanese homeless) Vice magazine (yes, that paper for kids who'd rather be out on their skateboards) commissioned me to supply 1500 words on a fairly abstract subject, the 'fallacy of error' or 'why wrong is the new right'. I gave them 2600 words, mostly aphorisms about psychogeography. Let's see what happens when the blue pencil strikes.

Aphorisms can survive a firm pruning hand because they're 'random access' rather than sequential, don't seek to 'make an argument air-tight' (in the words of Kyle Gann), and rely for their power on readers saying 'Aha! Yes!' and supplying their own examples.

So expansiveness and depth isn't dead, it's just hiding in places you little expect it. Vice! A bunch of short, apparently jokey things adding up one long, rather serious thing. Or a thread about brevity that runs to over 18,000 words.

Momus (Momus), Monday, 15 September 2003 08:09 (twenty-two years ago)

or Momus outs himself as a Republican flunkie!

cinniblount (James Blount), Monday, 15 September 2003 21:29 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.adorocinema.com/personalidades/atores/michael-j-fox/michael-j-fox01.jpg

can the '80s not be so back? please?

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 15 September 2003 21:34 (twenty-two years ago)

one month passes...

THEY KILLED JOCKBEAT!!!

cinniblount (James Blount), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 23:46 (twenty-two years ago)

WTF?!!!

cinniblount (James Blount), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 23:47 (twenty-two years ago)

nine months pass...
I wonder if firing Richard Goldstein means they will be dumbing things down even more than they already have.

Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 14:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Gawker VV management on the war path

jesus nathalie (nathalie), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 14:32 (twenty-one years ago)

whoa, they fired Goldstein?

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 14:35 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.gawker.com/topic/richard-goldstein-yes-laid-off-at-the-voice-018857.php

Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 14:39 (twenty-one years ago)

wow, that's amazingly lame. And I don't particularly like his writing!

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 14:40 (twenty-one years ago)

if so that's wild. he's been there since, what, the late 60s? Longer than Christgau I believe.
Chuck E to thread, obviously...

mc aka lbs, Wednesday, 4 August 2004 14:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I amusingly note that Gawker story links back to this thread...

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 14:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I hated Goldstein. Good riddance to bad rubbish I say. Finally someone had the balls to fire that talentless hack. This can only be a good move.

S. E., Wednesday, 4 August 2004 14:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't think I ever read anything he wrote...

Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 14:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I love Goldstein. This blows.

Ian G, Wednesday, 4 August 2004 15:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I despise Goldstein but I don't like this news, either -- it's like they're turning the VV into something little more than a listings guide.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 16:41 (twenty-one years ago)

This is sad. The great Goliath of alternative weeklies continues it long, ponderous fall.

James Maron, Wednesday, 4 August 2004 19:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Just looked for "Goldstein" on the Voice's search engine, and nothing comes up since his last piece; the engine isn't 100% reliable, but this leaves me to believe that the Voice isn't reporting his canning. This would have been out of character in the old Voice. They let it all hang out.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 12 August 2004 14:35 (twenty-one years ago)

maybe that's why/how cynthia cotts got tossed too, some sort of 'saturday night massacre' scenario

cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 12 August 2004 15:53 (twenty-one years ago)

which makes ta-nehisi coates robert bork i guess

cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 12 August 2004 15:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Coates's "press clips" this week made me miss Goldstein. Urgh.

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 12 August 2004 15:56 (twenty-one years ago)

cynthia cotts' press clips always made me miss many people including but not limited to james ledbetter and geoffrey stokes.

fact checking cuz (fcc), Thursday, 12 August 2004 16:01 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm really sad abt cynhtia cotts' departure. her media column was something i got into in college years and I enjoyed following on and off for the last 15 years. It's departure depresses me.

All the other stuff hapeening at the Voice is also sad, even tho it has very little connection with my life now - I still feel attached to the paper - sadly, no longer the place I fell in love with.

H (Heruy), Friday, 13 August 2004 00:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Hmm. I was Goldstein's intern in the fall of 1998. He was very nice... gave me an "additional reporting" credit on a bunch of his articles I didn't lift a finger for. His writing is onn and off, and he is as quick to see homophobia in everything as Armand White is to see racism (not to say that both aren't right sometimes!), but this is sad news.

joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Friday, 13 August 2004 00:49 (twenty-one years ago)

"onn and off." so's mine.

joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Friday, 13 August 2004 00:55 (twenty-one years ago)

two years pass...
anybody know how the New Times takeover has impacted the circulation/# of website hits of teh Voice (avoiding obv. crack about impact of writing quality)

gershy, Sunday, 11 March 2007 20:08 (eighteen years ago)

I'm curious about whether the promise of more hard news, reporters on the street digging up stories, etc. has panned out.

Mark Rich@rdson, Sunday, 11 March 2007 20:15 (eighteen years ago)

Another one of those bizarre things: NT says they're committed to investigative journalism, and they are, just not nearly as much as they used to. They decided five years ago that the way to reach younger viewers was to do obnoxious features on club-goers and retard sex and the such. So for them to still use that line about them being on the forefront of real jourtnalism is a little disingeuous.

Our view on ILM is skewed, obviously, because the back of the book SUCKS across the board. They don;t really care that much, and they have no real sense for what separates the good from the dumb.

Jiminy Krokus, Sunday, 11 March 2007 21:22 (eighteen years ago)

that guff about better news reporting in the voice is the usual empty rhetoric. the recent feature about some disabled guy's sex life was just unbelievable, like an inept attention-getting attempt in yr college newspaper. BRING BACK THE YAM LADY

m coleman, Sunday, 11 March 2007 21:23 (eighteen years ago)

you'd have to be out of your mind to read the voice for news reporting anyway

m coleman, Sunday, 11 March 2007 21:26 (eighteen years ago)

I'm still taken aback a little, btw, that a former line editor of mine in Phoenix is the new editor of the Voice. Small f'n world -- brings back the best of that experience for me (which was working with Tony O., btw) and the worst of it (everything else).

Jiminy Krokus, Sunday, 11 March 2007 21:30 (eighteen years ago)

you'd have to be out of your mind to read the voice for news reporting anyway

Well, yeah, 90% of the folks who pick up an alt-weekly are wondering what time White Chicks is playing at the mall or looking for Tom Tomorrow. :-)

Jiminy Krokus, Sunday, 11 March 2007 21:32 (eighteen years ago)

http://altweeklydeathwatch.blogspot.com/

xhuxk, Sunday, 11 March 2007 22:49 (eighteen years ago)

"the 30-year-old lesbian marriage pioneer "

m coleman, Sunday, 11 March 2007 22:56 (eighteen years ago)

a girl named kevin?

m coleman, Sunday, 11 March 2007 22:56 (eighteen years ago)

I've avoided getting into this here, but I've known Kevin for over a decade and worked with him on publications in college; dude was in my wedding party. That blog post - and some of the things I've seen elsewhere on the web about his hiring - make me wanna smash a PC. He isn't some carpetbagger with zero experience, he paid his dues several times over and is an amazing journalist; and he just bloody started in Minneapolis, this is his first editor-in-chief job. I understand why some longtime CPages people are peeved, but give the dude some time to settle in.

-Ray Cummings

Beatrix Kiddo, Monday, 12 March 2007 21:58 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

Much much much smaller tabloid format on the way.

forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 20:36 (seventeen years ago)

"kevin" still seems like a total douchebag!

omar little, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 20:42 (seventeen years ago)

eight months pass...

just wading thru rss from over new years -- hentoff is out? wow

goole, Friday, 2 January 2009 22:20 (seventeen years ago)

!!

HOOSytime steenman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 2 January 2009 22:46 (seventeen years ago)

Wow. Trica Romano wrote the following:

http://www.popandpolitics.com/2008/12/30/village-voice-fires-three-in-editorial-including-nat-hentoff/

This just in: Adding to the media meltdown, my former alma mater, the Village Voice, just laid off three more in editorial. [Full disclosure, I was laid off myself for "matters of taste" in 2007]. Among those laid off is Nat Hentoff, who’s been at the paper since 1958, writing about jazz, and later, civil liberties in his weekly long-running column. Fashion writer Lynn Yaeger, who has worked with the paper over 15 30 years, starting in classifieds, before moving into editorial, was laid off, along with staff writer Chloe Hilliard, who was hired under the current editor, Tony Ortega in 2007. We know, we keep saying this, but we continue to be amazed that there is anyone left to lay off.

curmudgeon, Saturday, 3 January 2009 04:01 (seventeen years ago)

Tricia

curmudgeon, Saturday, 3 January 2009 04:02 (seventeen years ago)

Hentoff? Jesus shit.

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Saturday, 3 January 2009 05:21 (seventeen years ago)

With Frank Kogan, more is more, and truncating me is never a good idea.
Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 6 August 2003

the pinefox, Saturday, 3 January 2009 21:41 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

so this is basically a porn site now?

goole, Saturday, 27 February 2010 16:43 (sixteen years ago)

i pretty much fritter away 10 minutes of every day clicking on a NSFW photo gallery on the Voice site, i'm not gonna lie

zsockster (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 27 February 2010 16:48 (sixteen years ago)

i have no idea where these parties happen or who gets invited to them

zsockster (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 27 February 2010 16:48 (sixteen years ago)

not a huge fan of the new page layout

ksh, Saturday, 27 February 2010 16:49 (sixteen years ago)

i havent been by the site in a while but it looks like theyve got like 2-3 good writers left and a whole lot of fifty-photo slideshows of parties where chicks flash the camera?

max, Saturday, 27 February 2010 17:41 (sixteen years ago)

so i guess its kind of like vice magazine now?

max, Saturday, 27 February 2010 17:41 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.80stees.com/images/products/Anchorman_Camp_Kid_Sports-T-link.jpg

epic board man (history mayne), Saturday, 27 February 2010 17:43 (sixteen years ago)

hey, village voice, you're right.. i am stupid !

tramp steamer, Sunday, 28 February 2010 04:20 (sixteen years ago)

The Village Voice thinks you like tits, is probably right

dora the explaro (some dude), Sunday, 28 February 2010 06:44 (sixteen years ago)

one year passes...

So, I guess this is official now. (Fwiw, I've secretly known about Rob leaving for a couple weeks, but didn't know Maura was coming in until three minutes ago.)

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/music/2011/03/please_welcome_10.php

xhuxk, Monday, 14 March 2011 20:02 (fourteen years ago)

you got scooped on another voice thread 47 minutes ago chuck!

scott seward, Monday, 14 March 2011 20:09 (fourteen years ago)

okay not scooped.

anyhoo, congrats maura!

scott seward, Monday, 14 March 2011 20:09 (fourteen years ago)

if congrats are in order. they are, right? probably!

scott seward, Monday, 14 March 2011 20:10 (fourteen years ago)

four years pass...

ok this article being published on a VV site, given what they've done to freelancers is pretty. fucking. rich.

http://www.citypages.com/music/can-professional-concert-photography-survive-7446275

kurt kobaïan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 2 July 2015 14:11 (ten years ago)

(or whatever they call the VV/new times whatever clusterfuck now)

kurt kobaïan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 2 July 2015 14:11 (ten years ago)

Yep. As for one little aspect of the article, the below is kinda the same issue in my town. Punk and indie rock shows get documented on local media, but go-go, r'n'b, jazz, and myriad international styles exist only in instagram land among friends.

There are so many shows going on in this town where nobody is shooting.

curmudgeon, Thursday, 2 July 2015 16:03 (ten years ago)

city pages got sold in may
http://www.startribune.com/star-tribune-buys-city-pages/302763201/

maura, Thursday, 2 July 2015 17:28 (ten years ago)

Oh yeah well I hope they've stopped stealing local band photos of ppl flickr accounts and running then w/o paying or giving credit

kurt kobaïan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 2 July 2015 17:40 (ten years ago)

nine months pass...

Hilary Hughes who was their 2015 music editor is no longer listed on the masthead. Now they just list a "culture editor"

curmudgeon, Tuesday, 5 April 2016 13:16 (nine years ago)

i remember her announcing on twitter that she was leaving VV maybe...a month ago? i didn't see anything about looking for or announcing a new music ed, wouldn't be surprised if that position was being eliminated.

"Robots are sexy as shit" - Big Sean (some dude), Tuesday, 5 April 2016 14:04 (nine years ago)

ah, fuck
i liked Hilary.

ulysses, Tuesday, 5 April 2016 17:49 (nine years ago)

x-post - yep now I see it. She tweeted Feb. 17th that it was her last day at the Voice.

curmudgeon, Wednesday, 6 April 2016 16:18 (nine years ago)

one month passes...
one year passes...

well, fuck.
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/08/22/nyregion/village-voice-to-end-print-publication.html

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 22 August 2017 19:41 (eight years ago)

six years pass...

https://jacobin.com/2024/05/village-voice-new-york-book-review

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 23 May 2024 15:40 (one year ago)

Tricia Romano’s book I think has been discussed on other threads l think also. I got it but haven’t dug in to it yet.

curmudgeon, Thursday, 23 May 2024 16:46 (one year ago)

That review is by Simon Reynolds' kid, I believe.

Instead of create and send out, it pull back and consume (unperson), Thursday, 23 May 2024 17:17 (one year ago)

Alex Press? Definitely not related to Simon Reynolds.

papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, 23 May 2024 19:01 (one year ago)

Classmate of Mac Miller, though.

papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, 23 May 2024 19:01 (one year ago)

Alex Press? Definitely not related to Simon Reynolds.

Yeah, I looked up Reynolds' kid (who is a writer) after posting that.

Instead of create and send out, it pull back and consume (unperson), Thursday, 23 May 2024 19:18 (one year ago)

I'm so glad that Jacobin review led with the late Arthur Bell. He quickly became my favorite Village Voice writer when I subscribed to the paper from afar during the late Seventies. And there were so many great writers in the paper then, I'd argue that was its peak period though whenever you discovered the Voice is going to be its peak period. Anyway Arthur Bell: he was a dogged reporter with a marvelous prose style, the epitome of Voice writing in those days: personal, political, knowing, smart, funny and sharp to the point of being a little bitchy at times. Bell wrote long features, occasional movie and even music reviews plus a gossip column Bell Tells - he set the template for Michael Musto. Arthur Bell's main subjects were gay politics and old-school show-biz, he'd interview cabaret singers and aging movie stars in his column. Frankly, this stuff read like dispatches from the Planet Mars to me, a straight college kid in the midwest, but the breadth and depth of his writing style - his voice if you will - were a total inspiration. His book Kings Don't Mean A Thing, expanded from his Voice investigation of the murder of a closeted gay heir to a newspaper fortune, is a classic of New Journalism reportage and long out of print. Haven't looked on The Village Voice website in awhile but a couple years ago there were several Arthur Bell archival stories: the genesis of Dog Day Afternoon story mentioned in that review and a wickedly hilarious you-are-there report on audience reactions to The Warriors in various movies theaters around the city.

hunter's lapdance (m coleman), Thursday, 23 May 2024 19:26 (one year ago)

oddly enough the john wojtowicz that kogan mentions at the start of this thread -- who is also a friend of mine -- is *not* the john wojtowicz who undertook the heist that inspired dog day afternoon and formed the core of the late arthur bell's village voice story which kicks off the review in jacobin of tricia romano's book by alex press (who is not related to simon reynolds)

actually i must ask frank's and my john w abt this

mark s, Thursday, 23 May 2024 19:41 (one year ago)

this is simon's writer kid:

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/05/16/arts/music/roblox-video-game-music.html

scott seward, Thursday, 23 May 2024 21:18 (one year ago)

simon's first piece for the times. on Front 242!

https://www.nytimes.com/1991/02/24/arts/recordings-view-disturbing-sounds-to-unruffle-the-new-age.html

scott seward, Thursday, 23 May 2024 21:19 (one year ago)


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