Pazz and Jop 2004: If Only Women Voted

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(Overall rank in parentheses)

1 (1) Kanye West, The College Dropout
2 (4) Franz Ferdinand, Franz Ferdinand
3 (3) Loretta Lynn, Van Lear Rose
4 (5) Green Day, American Idiot
5 (6) Arcade Fire, Funeral
6 (12) TV on the Radio, Desperate Youths and Blood-Thirsty Babes
7 (10) Danger Mouse, The Grey Album
8 (27) Killers, Hot Fuss
9 (7) Streets, A Grand Don't Come For Free
10 (35) Usher, Confessions
11 (20) Joanna Newsom, The Milk-Eyed Mender
12 (2) Brian Wilson, Smile
12 (9) Modest Mouse, Good News for People Who Love Bad News
14 (8) U2, How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb
15 (71) Thermals, Fuckin A
16 (33) PJ Harvey, Uh Huh Her
16 (14) Rilo Kiley, More Adventurous
18 (22) Elliott Smith, From a Basement on a Hill
19 (26) Scissor Sisters, Scissor Sisters
20 (18) Bjork, Medulla
21 (17) Fiery Furnaces, Blueberry Boat
21 (68) Tegan and Sara, So Jealous
23 (13) Wilco, A Ghost is Born
24 (74) Le Tigre, This Island
25 (30) Libertines, The Libertines
26 (56) Jill Scott, Beautifully Human: Words and Sounds Vol. 2
26 (23) M.I.A./Diplo, Piracy Funds Terrorism
26 (36) Morrissey, You Are the Quarry
29 (24) Dizzee Rascal, Showtime
30 (47) Futureheads, The Futureheads
30 (19) Interpol, Antics
30 (25) Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Abbatoir Blues/The Lyre of Orpheus
33 (53) Hives, Tyrannosaurus Hives
34 (83) Gwen Stefani, Love.Angel.Music.Baby
35 (42) Air, Talkie Walkie
35 (55) De La Soul, The Grind Date
37 (14) Nellie McKay, Get Away From Me
38 (28) Devendra Banhart, Rejoicing in the Hands
39 (43) Walkmen, Bows and Arrows
40 (205) Garden State (soundtrack)

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 18 February 2005 16:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm most impressed by the Usher jump. Yeah!

The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Friday, 18 February 2005 16:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, it's sort of amazing that Usher beat out Brian Wilson!

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 18 February 2005 16:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't know about "amazing," more like "awesome".

The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Friday, 18 February 2005 16:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, it's both :-)

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 18 February 2005 16:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I like Brian Wilson more than I like Usher.

Mark (MarkR), Friday, 18 February 2005 16:23 (twenty-one years ago)

you are a boy.

The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Friday, 18 February 2005 16:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I fear the idea that Mark needs reminders of his gender.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 February 2005 16:24 (twenty-one years ago)

10 (35) Usher, Confessions
12 (2) Brian Wilson, Smile
16 (33) PJ Harvey, Uh Huh Her
23 (13) Wilco, A Ghost is Born
34 (83) Gwen Stefani, Love.Angel.Music.Baby

HAHA girls rule boys drool proved yet again.

(let's just ignore that Killers jump)

The Lex (The Lex), Friday, 18 February 2005 16:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Is it a better top 40? More interesting?

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 18 February 2005 16:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Pretty massive and totally unsurprising jumps up for Garden State sdtk, Tegan and Sara, and Le Tigre.

Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Friday, 18 February 2005 16:31 (twenty-one years ago)

You know, I'm not sure if this is a better or more interesting list. I might just be imagining things, but it seems more mainstream and rockcentric than the regular list.

Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Friday, 18 February 2005 16:32 (twenty-one years ago)

FWIW, I actually like Brian Wilson more than Usher, too, but it's fun to see the tables turn so dramatically.

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 18 February 2005 16:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Anyone want to speculate as to why support for Nellie McKay is overwhelmingly male?

I'm not really into Usher or Brian Wilson (or SMiLE, anyway), but I suppose that I would rather side with danceable black pop than cozy up with the "let's vote for the album from the 60s cos it's elligable" bloc.

Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Friday, 18 February 2005 16:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I like Brian Wilson and Usher about the same (love them both)...

adam.r.l. (nordicskilla), Friday, 18 February 2005 16:36 (twenty-one years ago)

As for comparing this list to the overall one, they share 39 albums.

The women's list additionally has Thermals, Tegan & Sara, Le Tigre, Jill Scott, Futureheads, Hives, Gwen Stefani, Air, De La Soul, Walkmen, and Garden State.

Whereas the overall list has Drive-By Truckers, Madvillain, Animal Collective, Tom Waits, Hold Steady, Youssou N'Dour, Sonic Youth, Black Keys, Big & Rich, and AC Newman.

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 18 February 2005 16:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I would rather side with danceable black pop than cozy up with the "let's vote for the album from the 60s cos it's elligable" bloc

yet they bumped up danger mouse, which is at least partly a beatles vote.

i'm most interested in the significant demotion that interpol gets from the women. maybe they're mad at carlos d for giving them herpes!

fact checking cuz (fcc), Friday, 18 February 2005 16:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Carlos D has herpes?

adam.r.l. (nordicskilla), Friday, 18 February 2005 16:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Please do share your theories about Nellie McKay, though. I thought maybe that dudes were more forgiving of her grating qualities because she's young and cute -- but I don't see why this wouldn't also apply to Joanna Newsom.

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 18 February 2005 16:42 (twenty-one years ago)

(Who actually did better among women.)

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 18 February 2005 16:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Women hate Nellie McKay for stealing Anthony Miccio's heart.

The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Friday, 18 February 2005 16:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Nellie McKay's music isn't very emotional and is rich with irony and jokes, whereas Joanna Newsom seems designed to accompany fits of sobbing. Maybe that's got something to do with it, jaymc.

Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Friday, 18 February 2005 16:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Anyone want to speculate as to why support for Nellie McKay is overwhelmingly male?

Yeah, interesting. One big difference between Nellie and say Tegan and Sara or Gdn St is the satire quotient. /speculation

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W i l l (common_person), Friday, 18 February 2005 16:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Misery folk = big in the 04
Fake showtunes = definitely not!

Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Friday, 18 February 2005 16:50 (twenty-one years ago)

There are some interesting assumptions being made here.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 February 2005 16:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Nellie McKay's music isn't very emotional and is rich with irony and jokes, whereas Joanna Newsom seems designed to accompany fits of sobbing.

Women be cryin'.

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 18 February 2005 16:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, I don't want to imply that women don't like satire or something, although I guess I am. I just wanted to list the biggest difference between those albums that I could think of off the top of my head, which probably means it isn't a good explanation at all!

W i l l (common_person), Friday, 18 February 2005 16:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Unfortunately, trying to explain this list at all requires making at least a few base generalizations.

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 18 February 2005 16:55 (twenty-one years ago)

the people who say rock centric should be shot. by themselves.

abc, Friday, 18 February 2005 16:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't mean to say that all women hate satire or anything like that, just that there is a huge base of female listeners/critics who seem to gravitate towards sad slow music rather than ironic showtunes.

Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Friday, 18 February 2005 16:57 (twenty-one years ago)

(But some of the changes are fairly dramatic, and I am curious as to why that's so.) (xpost to myself)

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 18 February 2005 16:57 (twenty-one years ago)

heh, girls think the Thermals guy is hot.

swayne, Friday, 18 February 2005 17:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Is Nellie McKay 'male-identified'? And why the Gwen jump?

How many people make up this voting pool?

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 18 February 2005 17:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I had no idea who the Thermals were before doing this. The bassist is a woman, though.

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 18 February 2005 17:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Gabbneb, it's 124 out of 793.

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 18 February 2005 17:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Nellie McKay is like a masturbatory fantasy for NPR types.

Gwen's record is very very very girly. It totally makes sense to me that the love for that album would be disproportiately female.

Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Friday, 18 February 2005 17:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I had no idea who the Thermals were before doing this. The bassist is a woman, though.

Look up the lead-singer, Hutch Harris, girls love him. He's earnest and stuff.

swayne, Friday, 18 February 2005 17:04 (twenty-one years ago)

The Nellie thing surprises me, I always thought her humour was very feminine.

The Lex (The Lex), Friday, 18 February 2005 17:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Let's talk about the rise of the Killers and Franz Ferdinand, who I mention in the link up top, were only four points away from knocking off Kanye.

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 18 February 2005 17:04 (twenty-one years ago)

"who as I mention"

Also add a couple exclamations to that sentence, too!

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 18 February 2005 17:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Ultragrrrl is a very powerful tastemaker!

Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Friday, 18 February 2005 17:05 (twenty-one years ago)

(Half-kidding, by the way)

Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Friday, 18 February 2005 17:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Have any woman posted to this thread yet? (I don't think so)

W i l l (common_person), Friday, 18 February 2005 17:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Look up the lead-singer, Hutch Harris, girls love him. He's earnest and stuff.

Also, interestingly, both (positive) Thermals reviews on Pitchfork were written by women (Julianne Shepherd and Amanda Petrusich). And neither of them voted for Fuckin A -- which I mention just to show that their support among female critics runs even deeper than this poll indicates.

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 18 February 2005 17:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I was just having the same thought, Will.

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 18 February 2005 17:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I was hoping some woman would come onto this thread and be all, "Y'all don't know shit."

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 18 February 2005 17:08 (twenty-one years ago)

One big factor may be that women critics make more of an effort to hear female artists (I know one female P&J voter had a radio show dedicated to women in rock), which would provide a concrete reason for the female acts moving up rather than just "because they're female".

xpost -- It's still early

W i l l (common_person), Friday, 18 February 2005 17:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, I'm not a critic and didn't vote, so...

Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Friday, 18 February 2005 17:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Have you heard some of these albums, though? Speculate!

W i l l (common_person), Friday, 18 February 2005 17:16 (twenty-one years ago)

random observations:

sort of surprised Loretta Lynn held steady -- Lynn and McKay were the two women I thought would actually drop.

great to see Jill Scott so much higher -- finally heard that record for the first time this week and I really like it.

Even though I like a lot of the records that rose and am more than happy to see U2/Brian Wilson tumble, not sure I like this list better since three records I actually voted for fell off (Sonic Youth, Big & Rich, Hold Steady).

What was the impact on Gretchen Wilson?

chris herrington (chris herrington), Friday, 18 February 2005 18:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I haven't tabulated positions beyond the top 40, but it appears that she would take quite a tumble: only 10 of her 289 points were from women (a single vote from Carey Price). Wilson's ratio of female support to overall support is on par with Drive-By Truckers, who had the worst female support within the overall top 40 -- both are between 3-4%.

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 18 February 2005 18:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Highest-ranking album overall not receiving a single female vote:
Eminem, Encore (#63; 23 total votes)

shmoo mcshmoo, Friday, 18 February 2005 18:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I wonder how the nellie mckay thing pokes holes in Miccio's theory that guys who don't like nellie mckay don't like women ;)

djdee2005 (djdee2005), Friday, 18 February 2005 18:52 (twenty-one years ago)

women OTM about eminem, usher, brian wilson, gwen.

djdee2005 (djdee2005), Friday, 18 February 2005 18:53 (twenty-one years ago)

DD: i think it props up Miccio's Theorem; women don't have to like women under the terms of that theorem, it's all about men liking women. My wife (who did too much musical theater as a precocious lass to really be blown away by showy show tunes) is unimpressed with Nellie McKay's music, although she admires her politics and her animal activism.

The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Friday, 18 February 2005 19:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Why do you suppose The Hold Steady did so poorly? I have no idea, since the women seemed indie-friendly in general.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 18 February 2005 19:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Why do you suppose The Hold Steady did so poorly? I have no idea, since the women seemed indie-friendly in general

The Hold Steady is a such a guy band.

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 18 February 2005 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

everyone I know who hates the Hold Steady cites their "unbearable guyness," or even "machismo" (nevermind that C. Finn is pretty obviously writing in character most of the time and that if anything it's a critique-from-within of those aspects). a woman critic friend of mine got really angry at me last week for daring suggest that Jenny Lewis from Rilo Kiley might have anything in common with Finn as a lyricist (I think they come from similar places--writing in character, word-tumult, that kind of thing, though Lewis is more obviously empathetic) because she'd heard The Hold Steady Almost Killed Me once and hated it so much.

xpost

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Friday, 18 February 2005 19:29 (twenty-one years ago)

speaking of which, it's interesting to me that Rilo Kiley dropped a bit (two places, 14 to 16) instead of rising on the female-only vote.

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Friday, 18 February 2005 19:32 (twenty-one years ago)

So hmmm, I guess Big & Rich are a guy band, too....

chuck, Friday, 18 February 2005 19:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Is there a "if only men voted" list?

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 18 February 2005 19:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I like the boy bands

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 18 February 2005 19:37 (twenty-one years ago)

FWIW, if my wife had a pazz and jop ballot, here's what I'm guessing it would have looked like:

1. Franz Ferdinand
2. Nellie McKay
3. Rilo Kiley
4. Loretta Lynn
5. Big & Rich
6. Ted Leo
7. Modest Mouse
8. Drive-By Truckers
9. Scissor Sisters
10. Gwen Stefani

chris herrington (chris herrington), Friday, 18 February 2005 19:41 (twenty-one years ago)

intersting that MIA dropped a few spots

Shmool McShmool (shmuel), Friday, 18 February 2005 19:41 (twenty-one years ago)

By the way, here's the next 21 -- after which the small sample size renders the results meaningless (Talib Kweli already makes the top 60 with only two votes).

41 (77) Mos Def, The New Danger
41 (50) Ted Leo + The Pharmacists, Shake the Sheets
43 (65) Magnetic Fields, I
44 (50) Sufjan Stevens, Seven Swans
44 (205) Visqueen, Sunset on Dateland
46 (84) Ambulance Ltd, Ambulance Ltd
46 (101) Death From Above 1979, You're a Woman, I'm a Machine
46 (11) Madvillain, Madvillainy
46 (98) Patty Griffin, Impossible Dream
50 (150) White Magic, Through the Sun Door
51 (29) Tom Waits, Real Gone
51 (57) Van Hunt, Van Hunt
53 (38) Black Keys, Rubber Factory
54 (59) Nas, Street's Disciple
55 (48) Iron & Wine, Our Endless Numbered Days
56 (107) Alison Krauss and Union Station, Lonely Runs Both Ways
56 (75) Courtney Love, America's Sweetheart
56 (136) Joseph Arthur, Our Shadows Will Remain
56 (50) Prince, Musicology
56 (37) Sonic Youth, Sonic Nurse
56 (109) Talib Kweli, The Beautiful Struggle

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 18 February 2005 19:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe if I have time, I'll do the men-only list, too -- but I'm too tired now.

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 18 February 2005 19:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Joanna Newsom seems designed to accompany fits of sobbing

This is a ludicrous mis-characterization of Newsom's music. Most of her stuff is pretty upbeat.

o. nate (onate), Friday, 18 February 2005 19:45 (twenty-one years ago)

maybe he meant his sobbing

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Friday, 18 February 2005 19:46 (twenty-one years ago)

A men only list would be interesting too.

Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Friday, 18 February 2005 19:46 (twenty-one years ago)

the hold steady is so thoroughly a guy thing. i speak from experience when i say the mere playing of it is the path to marital discord. sample dialogue: "eegh, turn that off." "b-b-but, certain songs! killer parties!" "i said turn that shit off!" cue the zzzzztuporiffic sounds of ray lamontagne, loss of consciousness ensues.

asl, Friday, 18 February 2005 19:53 (twenty-one years ago)

What was the highest-ranking album not receiving a single male vote? (and did that album receive enough votes to have any statistical significance?)

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Friday, 18 February 2005 20:00 (twenty-one years ago)

FWIW, I think jaymc's earlier question about the Gwen Stefani jump is that's it's dancible. It's the kind of music I put on when I'm only with girlfriends because it's that pop princess stuff we loved at age 12. "What You Waiting For" is one of my favorite singles of the year for precisely that reason, it's fun. As for Nellie McKay, her personality and her age get more emphasis in interviews than her actual musical talent/process, that may be a big part of the dislike. As for Loretta Lynn's jump, well, she's still the Coal Miner's Daughter who had babies at 15 and is still around without going for the country-pop glitz and god I love her for it.

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 18 February 2005 20:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Talib Kweli already makes the top 60 with only two votes

and one of those was the 30 points given to it by Sarah Zupko, PopMatters editor

The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Friday, 18 February 2005 20:08 (twenty-one years ago)

"I'm not really into Usher or Brian Wilson (or SMiLE, anyway), but I suppose that I would rather side with danceable black pop than cozy up with the 'let's vote for the album from the 60s cos it's elligable' bloc."

Can I just say that's a lame-o characterization, Matthew.

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Friday, 18 February 2005 20:11 (twenty-one years ago)

the hold steady is so thoroughly a guy thing.

Women don't go for assless chaps.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 18 February 2005 20:12 (twenty-one years ago)

that is a pretty good top ten except for that green day shit. why is it every-goddamn-where? it's not good. it's mildly likeable at most.

Jay-Kid (Jay-Kid), Friday, 18 February 2005 20:12 (twenty-one years ago)

MEN-ONLY LIST (because I love you all) (and I'm bored)

1 (1) Kanye West
2 (2) Brian Wilson
3 (3) Loretta Lynn
4 (4) Franz Ferdinand
5 (7) Streets
6 (5) Green Day
7 (6) Arcade Fire
8 (8) U2
9 (11) Madvillain
10 (9) Modest Mouse
11 (10) Danger Mouse
12 (13) Wilco
13 (12) TV on the Radio
14 (14) Nellie McKay
15 (16) Drive-By Truckers
16 (14) Rilo Kiley
17 (17) Fiery Furnaces
18 (21) Animal Collective
19 (19) Interpol
20 (18) Bjork
21 (23) M.I.A./Diplo
22 (22) Elliott Smith
23 (20) Joanna Newsom
24 (24) Dizzee Rascal
25 (25) Nick Cave
26 (32) Ghostface
27 (29) Tom Waits
28 (28) Devendra Banhart
29 (31) Hold Steady
30 (26) Scissor Sisters
30 (34) Youssou N'Dour
32 (30) Libertines
33 (27) Killers
34 (39) Big & Rich
34 (37) Sonic Youth
36 (41) Junior Boys
37 (40) AC Newman
38 (33) PJ Harvey
39 (38) Black Keys
40 (46) Gretchen Wilson

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 18 February 2005 20:19 (twenty-one years ago)

>Women don't go for assless chaps<

Wait, this doesn't explain Big & Rich too, does it?

chuck, Friday, 18 February 2005 20:24 (twenty-one years ago)

What was the highest-ranking album not receiving a single male vote? (and did that album receive enough votes to have any statistical significance?)

The Faint, Wet From Birth: finished #321 overall, but tied for #56 on the women's list (I accidentally forgot to count it in that "next 21" update). Four critics voted for it -- Char Davidson, Amy Phillips, Mara Schwartz, and Annie Zaleski -- for a total of 40 points.

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 18 February 2005 20:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Fyi, a woman (Nicole Smith, who did not vote in Pazz and Jop) also reviewed the Faint for the Voice. (She said they are sexy guys.)

chuck, Friday, 18 February 2005 20:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Danceable and snazzily attired new wave bands in general seem to be helped on the women's only list; that's obvious, right? So in that way, the bump for Killers/Hives/Futureheads/Faint/Death From Above 1979/Ambulance Ltd. goes right along with the bump for Gwen Stefani (and maybe even Usher, I guess, despite his refual to wear shirts).

chuck, Friday, 18 February 2005 20:35 (twenty-one years ago)

So is U2 a guy thing or do women just not fall for that shit?

dan. (dan.), Friday, 18 February 2005 20:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I think Chuck is onto something -- I referenced "stylishness" on my blog but I didn't want to go so far as to say "women be shoppin'" -- Franz Ferdinand also falls into this category, I imagine.

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 18 February 2005 20:38 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.xtec.es/ieslabisbal/recerca03/beatles/fotos/beatlemania.jpg

W i l l (common_person), Friday, 18 February 2005 20:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't know if it's stylishness so much as bubblegum appeal. It's cheesy, but they know it.

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 18 February 2005 20:42 (twenty-one years ago)

speaking of which, it's interesting to me that Rilo Kiley dropped a bit (two places, 14 to 16) instead of rising on the female-only vote.

Rilo Kiley drops the same amount on the men's list, and when something like that happens, it means that the support from both groups was nearly identical.

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 18 February 2005 20:47 (twenty-one years ago)

>I don't know if it's stylishness so much as bubblegum appeal. It's cheesy, but they know it.<

But Big & Rich are both MORE stylish and CHEESIER! So what the heck??

chuck, Friday, 18 February 2005 21:02 (twenty-one years ago)

About this 'more stylish' claim...

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 February 2005 21:03 (twenty-one years ago)

back to Hold Steady guy thing -- my wife HATED lifter puller/hold steady until I dragged her grudgingly to a Hold Steady show, which she loved. Still doesn't want to listen to the record(s) though.

(and if my home life is any indication -- the cryin'/shoppin'/dancin' cliches are so totally real!)

chris herrington (chris herrington), Friday, 18 February 2005 21:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Is it possible female PnJ voters (if not female listeners in general) are more resistant to listening to things that seem to come from mainstream country music than male voters? Don't know why this would be, or even if it's true, but it would explain the Big and Rich and Gretchen Wilson both dropping.

(Okay, now I'm totally doing a Pazz and Jop if only critics voting for mainstream country were counted. Look for a thread on this before the weekend is over!)

chris herrington (chris herrington), Friday, 18 February 2005 21:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Danceable and snazzily attired new wave bands in general seem to be helped on the women's only list; that's obvious, right?

that does seem obvious, except for the whole interpol thing. why do they alone drop among those bands? or do they not quite belong among those bands? i've never tried dancing to them myself, and i'm not sure i'd want to either.

fact checking cuz (fcc), Friday, 18 February 2005 21:12 (twenty-one years ago)

x-post

It's not just mainstream. The Drive by Truckers and alt country Wilco both drop as well.

dan. (dan.), Friday, 18 February 2005 21:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Mainstream country (with some obvious exceptions like Montgomery Gentry and the occasional macho Toby Keith song -- though he's a bit of a heartthrob, actually) is very often blatantly *targeted* at female listeners, though, Chris (which isn't to say I disagree with the rest of your post)

chuck, Friday, 18 February 2005 21:15 (twenty-one years ago)

The idea that guys don't vote based on "stylishness" is pretty laughable, at least relative to the degree to which women vote on "style."

djdee2005 (djdee2005), Friday, 18 February 2005 21:17 (twenty-one years ago)

(x-post)
wilco /= alt country. i figured they dropped for the same reason u2 (and maybe possibly brian wilson) dropped, which i figured had something to do with a healthy distaste for tired classic rockers.

fact checking cuz (fcc), Friday, 18 February 2005 21:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Chuck -- that was sort of my point (or sort of my question rather). If female PnJ voters listen to mainstream country less than male PnJ voters (percentage-wise), then does that make them more distinct from female listeners generally than male voters are from male listeners? Or something like that. I guess I'm wondering: A. Is there a gender split among voters in terms of PnJ country votes. and B. If so, why.

Maybe there isn't and the drop of both BnR and Gretchen are just a coincidence? I dunno.

(My hunch is that Nellie McKay drops because women voters actively decided not to vote for her and Gretchen Wilson dropped because they haven't heard her album)

chris herrington (chris herrington), Friday, 18 February 2005 21:24 (twenty-one years ago)

i don't what this means for the larger argument but i LOVE the hold steady's style. twins baseball, reprazent! (okay, it just means i'm a dork)

asl, Friday, 18 February 2005 21:38 (twenty-one years ago)

As an assless (and mathless) chap, who thinks that SMILE is more happenin' in the Double-0s than 99% of what gets hyped in CMJ and Magnet as "the next"/"influenced by" B.W., scuse me while I ask: uh how many women voted in P&J?

don, Friday, 18 February 2005 22:06 (twenty-one years ago)

124

Women accounted for 15.6% of all voters (124/793)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 18 February 2005 22:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Although I'm afraid someone's gonna be like, "You didn't know that 'Frank' Kogan is really short for 'Francesca'?"

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 18 February 2005 22:14 (twenty-one years ago)

her actual birthname is frankie (mom's fave movie: Member Of The Wedding).Lots of us have to work incognito, but only semi-(poor george eliot!)

madonna, Friday, 18 February 2005 22:29 (twenty-one years ago)

1 (1) Kanye West, The College Dropout
2 (4) Franz Ferdinand, Franz Ferdinand

Franz Ferdinand on the nr two spot? I think I'll go have a sex change then.

34 (83) Gwen Stefani, Love.Angel.Music.Baby

As much as I like the music, the lyrics are just horrendous. I've grown to love some of the tracks but on the whole I think it's just an enormous disappointment. I like her kawaii image but she could've spent more time writing sth better than "Take a chance you stupid ho."

stevie nixed (stevie nixed), Friday, 18 February 2005 22:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't stand Nellie McKay and am not at all surprised that other women feel this way-- she is quippy and smug, like that girl in class who is always making cutie-pie-satirical comments for the boys' benefit. whereas men may succumb to her very smug flirtation, i'd venture that a lot of women find her as annoying as i do.
Newsom, on the other hand, doesn't seem needy and "attention-starved." she doesn't have that i'm-the-birthday-girl syndrome that makes mckay unberable. her preciousness seems much more natural and far less bratty.
and it doesn't matter if she's being bratty on purpose either. I get the joke, but the tiny-perky-clingy-bratty thing doesn't work on me.

rebecca s (rebecca S), Friday, 18 February 2005 22:42 (twenty-one years ago)

she is quippy and smug, like that girl in class who is always making cutie-pie-satirical comments for the boys' benefit

so this explains why the girls dislike Eminem, too?

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 18 February 2005 22:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Everyone despises Eminem this year. Except for a couple cornballs who dig potty humor.

djdee2005 (djdee2005), Friday, 18 February 2005 22:46 (twenty-one years ago)

;-)

djdee2005 (djdee2005), Friday, 18 February 2005 22:47 (twenty-one years ago)

15% (thanks Frank); jeez. Sounds about right, considering the % of gender-plausible bylines I see in "real" publications, even though several of us know women and men who don't cast a ballot. The trade pubs used to declare that women bought most music, and xpost yeah women are def considered the main country market. One reason that the sucess of Gretchen's first single was so remarkable, as a new female artist. Though I did notice that her shoutout pantheon incl. only one Redneck *Woman*, Tanya Tucker. So her exception hep supports the rule (If she were really a Redneck, she would have namechecked Dark Side Of The Moon and The Chronic, in my redneck retail experience. but that's another matter). Chuck, any idea how many female country reviewers there are? Guess I should ask Geoff Himes how many responded to the Nashville Scene poll.

don, Friday, 18 February 2005 23:18 (twenty-one years ago)

whereas men may succumb to her very smug flirtation

Believe you me, that'll never happen with me. (Then again perhaps I am secretly a woman.)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 February 2005 23:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't stand Nellie McKay and am not at all surprised that other women feel this way-- she is quippy and smug, like that girl in class who is always making cutie-pie-satirical comments for the boys' benefit. whereas men may succumb to her very smug flirtation, i'd venture that a lot of women find her as annoying as i do.

This is v. interesting to me (maybe for women and those of you guys who know them better than me, it's obvious). I would like to go into it more but I'm headed out.

W i l l (common_person), Friday, 18 February 2005 23:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Someone once told me that Brian Wilson is Judy Garland for straight men, so that would explain that.

For what it's worth: The only stuff on that list that I voted for on the women list were Loretta Lynn, The Futureheads, Fiery Furnaces, and Rilo Kiley. Though I did vote for singles for Franz Ferdinand and The Streets. Also, what happens to me every year is that I have my Top 5 and then about 20 other records I really liked, and whittle them down by voting for the stuff I love and will get the least amount of votes.

The man list is roughly the same, though The Futureheads drop off.

With that said, I did not vote for PJ Harvey or Le Tigre (as I usually do without fail) because I honestly didn't think those were their best albums.

Nelly McKay and Joanna Newsom sound good on paper, and I usually will get behind the smart asses and the flakey spacey girls but I find both of them precious in different ways. I appreciate that they are out there pusing the envelope musically, performance-wise, gender-wise, but I have no desire to listen to either of those records again.

I do like dancey new wavish stuff, but The Killers leave me cold. I've been wanting a skinny tie revolution since 1996 and now I got it, and it seems like a rather hollow victory to me, as I feel like I'm too old and not skinny enough to get misshaped or whatnot.

And finally, 15% of P&J electorate is women? WTF?

But of course, the larger question is, why are there so few women who post to ILM? Unless there are more drag kings here than I realized...

Sara Sherr, Friday, 18 February 2005 23:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Hi, Sara! Why don't *you* post to ILM more often?(Not meant as a reproach, but it might help answer your question)(although you might well post on threads I haven't read)(PS: SMILE is the only Brain album I listen to, honest! Judywise, it's his LIVE AT CARNEGIE HALL I guess, not really being that up on Judy of course)

don, Saturday, 19 February 2005 00:19 (twenty-one years ago)

i am sad that the killers are representing my gender.

rebecca s (rebecca S), Saturday, 19 February 2005 00:34 (twenty-one years ago)

i am sad eminem gets no groupie love.

eminem is the judy garland for gay men.

irrigation can save your people, Saturday, 19 February 2005 01:45 (twenty-one years ago)

The part I don't get is that men traditionally love power pop, lesbians, twins, twin lesbians, etc., but Tegan & Sara do better with the women. The power of a Lilith history at work, scaring away boys indefinitely?

dlp9001, Saturday, 19 February 2005 02:06 (twenty-one years ago)

They look too calm, like they're willing me into the basement, even though there isn't one. Also, nobody sent me a promo.

don, Saturday, 19 February 2005 04:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Sara - All the women are over on ILE having babies.

Don - The Country Music Critics Poll is 85% male, 12% female, and 3% variable transsexual.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Saturday, 19 February 2005 06:43 (twenty-one years ago)

omg frank

j blount (papa la bas), Saturday, 19 February 2005 06:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Someone once told me that Brian Wilson is Judy Garland for straight men - i'm so quoting this

j blount (papa la bas), Saturday, 19 February 2005 06:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Sara - All the women are over on ILE having babies.

Cant wait to join'em. *sigh*

stevie nixed (stevie nixed), Saturday, 19 February 2005 08:25 (twenty-one years ago)

This entire thread is people searching for patterns in a roulette wheel.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 19 February 2005 10:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Dom, well, the last CSI episode I saw was about a guy who had made a comp program that could predict where the ball was going to fall.

stevie nixed (stevie nixed), Saturday, 19 February 2005 11:23 (twenty-one years ago)


Those of you with the 'women favour stylish new wave bands' and 'women make an effort to listen and vote for female artists' arguements, you're pretty much implying that female critics are somehow operating under an entirely different premise than the male ones: ie, they aren't voting on the quality of the records (which is the criteria) but for superficial reasons to do with fashion and gender. Which, as a female critic, I find rather offensive. Why do you assume the men on this list are the ones with the 'correct' voting patterns, and the female vote 'anomalies' need to be explained away in this manner?

I'm not denying that certain artists connect with listeners on different levels, and so singers like Tegan and Sara whose music speaks loudly of a specificly female experience will find a more 'natural' listenership with women who can identify with the emotions expressed, but this discussion has been suggesting that there needs to be some gender-based explanation for all voting differences (for which some of the ideas posed are rather insulting), instead of the fact that as Sara has emphasised, this was a poll of what critics enjoyed. If you assume that since I'm a woman, I'm going to vote for women, then you're implying I have no critical abilities that reach beyond my sex.

The 15% figure is the most interesting part: who qualifies for P&J voting, and who extends the invites?

Abby (abby mcdonald), Saturday, 19 February 2005 11:57 (twenty-one years ago)

About women's reluctance to vote for CMT country, here's my guess. Critical cool is a moving target; there's only so far women are willing to follow it. They don't feel the need to prove how surprising and off beat they are by voting for Big $ Rich.

Jennifer Leather, Saturday, 19 February 2005 13:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Abby is mostly OTM and gives exactly the kind of corrective I was hoping for earlier.

Two things, though:

1. I don't think I (or most others) are going so far as to presume that a woman is always predisposed to voting for a female artist, without any thought given to the music. If I've said something to that effect, I really mean something more like the example you give with Tegan and Sara.

2. The reason it probably seems like men are the "normal" voters and women are the "anomalies" to be explained away is that the analysis has a specific goal of spotlighting women. They're also the smaller sample size (that 15% you mention), so the discrepancies with the overall list are more pronounced. The men-only list went unnoticed I think because it wasn't as interesting.

jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 19 February 2005 18:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Re: Abby's illuminating post, I can't speak to the stylish new bands point, but I think the inclusion of the words "and vote" in "women make an effort to listen and vote for female artists" is something of a misreading of what I wrote upthread: I don't think it's a case of affirmative action, that is, voting for something *because* a woman made it, but rather that people vote for the best of what they listen to, and if some critics (possibly even a man! haha) might make a point of seeking out female artists, then female artists will tend to be more represented in their ballots. Does that imply they "are operating under an entirely different premise than the male ones"? I think "entirely" is a bit of hyperbole: I imagine they are still voting for the best of what they've heard, but of course people make choices about what they hear so I guess yeah, it implies that that filtering is done somewhat differently.

But hey, this is just one idea for part of an explanation. Maybe some of the p&j critics does this, maybe none of them do, or maybe it's in-between.

Feminists and Feminist Sympathizers Unite: A Bold Call for Pazz & Jop Activism may be of interest.

W i l l (common_person), Saturday, 19 February 2005 18:43 (twenty-one years ago)

All the women are over on ILE having babies

I'm one of them knocked-up ones, but lately I've actually started lurking and posting more on ILM than on ILE.

Maria D. (Maria D.), Saturday, 19 February 2005 19:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Fiona Fletcher's article in the current issue of Plan B might shed some light on certain discrepancies here, vis-à-vis her analysis of masculine vs feminine listening habits/the qualities which men prioritise in music vs those which women prioritise (conversely, too, the qualities which men don't connect with and vice versa). It's not online, maybe Kate can elaborate if she sees this?

(yes it is an essentialist argument but I think the key is realising that masculine listening habits are not solely the preserve of men and vice versa: it does hold true, mostly, I think (the male-dominated history of rock criticism is evidence of sorts esp. with regard to which genres are canonised and wich sidelined). and actually I don't think essentialism is particularly unhelpful here because by and large gender is crucial to these distinctions - dancing vs not-dancing, irrationality vs logic, context vs 'just the music, man' - and any attempt to qualify the argument would end up diluting it.)

The Lex (The Lex), Saturday, 19 February 2005 19:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Why are women's feet so small?

So they can stand closer to their Killers albums!

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 19 February 2005 19:49 (twenty-one years ago)

hahahahah

djdee2005 (djdee2005), Saturday, 19 February 2005 23:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I was just talking about this with my friend Becky -- who as a former sociology major is intimately acquainted with statistical analyses -- and she suggested that it'd be useful to take a random 15% sample of men's lists to see if they vary from the overall list and in what ways.

jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 20 February 2005 00:03 (twenty-one years ago)

And thanks, Will, for posting that link: I vaguely remember it from last year, but don't think I read the whole thing (I still haven't yet) -- but yeah, there's lots to chew on there.

jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 20 February 2005 00:12 (twenty-one years ago)

this thread is hilarious. a bunch of dudes standing around pondering: what do women want?

Al (sitcom), Monday, 21 February 2005 02:36 (twenty-one years ago)

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00005A3OC.03.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

djdee2005 (djdee2005), Monday, 21 February 2005 03:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Mel Gibson as The Dean

Al (sitcom), Monday, 21 February 2005 03:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Are you going to do one of these for race and class, too?

To reiterate what Abby wrote: We 15% women, so 'lone sipping our seltzers at the rock-crit party, are not necessarily voting on affirmative action (though I do not believe there'd be anything wrong w/it if we were, especially in a voting buffet offering so much of just one thing). It makes sense there isn't a huge disparity between the man/woman votes in the P&J, based on either gender or genre; we are not writing from an island--we do get to select from the same pool of music that men do! We even download from the same internet!! (Though if you're really getting armchair sociology about it, you might want to ask the execs at certain major and minor labels why they don't release more women artists... whether, perhaps, they think there's "no market" for a true pluralism of lady band/MC/clarinet jockeys etc.--an excuse/lie I've heard before, most recently about LA Reid.)

The real question, as I think someone asked above, is "Why doesn't the gender ratio in the US music-crit 'club' better reflect the gender ratio in the world at large?" 'Cuz straight up, i FEEL like an anomaly--i spent my weekend at music-writer parties and two of them were total sausage fests (no dis to my friends, the sausages)...tho interestingly the hip-hop music writer party I attended had an almost-one-to-one gender balance (and far more people of color, of course)... (props to SPIN, XLR8R and VIBE for having a proliferation of ladies high-up in their editorial mastheads). I'd like to hear other women crits' experiences, and whether fewer women get into the game (or, rather, get UP in the game) because they/we see it as a phallocentric arena and do not feel included (see: Venus magazine, which started on its own terms), or if women crits have been dissed by editors they/we perceive as masculinist, or what. I really am curious.

Although--considering P&J is dominated by Rock Critics (is it? i'm just assuming), and there seem to be more women writing in mags about electronic, hip-hop and R&B--perhaps this whole thread is a side effect of its context.

Also, i like the thermals because i think they are a good band.

jshepherd, Tuesday, 22 February 2005 00:37 (twenty-one years ago)

whoa whoa back up a minute:

hey perpetua, there's plenty of satire and nudge-nudge-wink-wink in joanna newsom's lyrics. it's not all about "crying" (and jeez, dude, do you realize what a chauvinistic ass you come across as by saying that?).

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 00:57 (twenty-one years ago)

http://tiny.abstractdynamics.org/

has something to say about all of this.

Parsnip Pete, Tuesday, 22 February 2005 03:06 (twenty-one years ago)

haha i don't think anyone around here is gonna be dumb enough to pay attention to jessica hopper anymore

j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 03:24 (twenty-one years ago)

where did the jhopper-ilm animosity come from? Originally, i mean. (I don't have any problems w what i've read of hers and i thought her da capo essay was pretty great so ... someone give me the scoop)

djdee2005 (djdee2005), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 03:27 (twenty-one years ago)

But of course, the larger question is, why are there so few women who post to ILM? Unless there are more drag kings here than I realized...

Hey there -- decided to delurk to answer this question as far as what my own personal answer would be to this query. Anyway, I consider myself a huge fan of music, absolutely crazy about the stuff, but way too often here on ILM, I can't even begin to catch up to the vast quantity of things that you guys here on ILM listen to. You guys seem to listen to a never-ending variety of musical artists, too, many of whom I'm never going to get around to checking out, even if they sound interesting to me.

I do regularly have questions as to what I should be listening to that's new and upcoming, since last year was the first year in my life I've been as interested in what's new in the world of music as I was, but I still had to play catch-up and inform myself of a lot of artists you guys have been listening to for years. I still feel like I have to play catchup. I will always be playing catchup. I will never, ever catch up to you guys. Which is a HUGE reason why I don't post here but rather have decided to lurk here again. If any of you have any Duran Duran questions you guys need to have answered, I can cover that. Anything else and at least a handful of other people can and will cover it.

I will never ever EVER give birth, BTW, not even if I wanted to.

Surreal Addiction (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 03:30 (twenty-one years ago)

originally? i have no idea, fallout from cosloystalk was enough for me to write her off + knowing i have read somethings by her without being able to think of anything i've read great by her - i can't think of a writer worth a damn i can say this about ie. that's why the lady is a hack.

j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 03:32 (twenty-one years ago)

lynne d johnson posted this in response to the big greg tate debate that went on and i think she may have a point that relates to lack of women on ILM.


...but i've noticed that these hip-hop blogs (or even these political blogs) end up being a testosterone fest, fueled often by competition and of course the outshowing of who has the most knowledge of any given particular subject. most women just don't waste their energies in this type of atmosphere. and i'm not saying i'm different than most, and i can't even speak for them, but...

djdee2005 (djdee2005), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 03:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I think Nellie McKay dropped because she kind of sucks, and women aren't stupid.

Joe Gross, Tuesday, 22 February 2005 03:36 (twenty-one years ago)

(xpost)

And I'm a huge sucker for the new wave of new wave, obviously; I mean, I can completely identify with Sara here in that I too have been dreaming of this moment for a LONG time (actually, my starting point was in 1993), but now that it's actually happening, it seems kinda anticlimactic. Not that I'm unappreciative of this sudden devotion to the music I have considered my musical comfort food for over twelve years; no, I'm incredibly grateful to that. It's just that -- well, okay, back when I was a teenager, I completely fetishized the 1980s. I worshipped at the big pastel '80s altar. I perfected my Valley Girl. I watched endless loops of '80s teen movies -- er, at least the John Hughes ones and Valley Girl. I daydreamed constantly of one day stumbling onto a time machine that would allow me to go back in time and be a 14-year-old in 1983. I scheduled my weekends around the syndicated '80s flashback radio programs and timer recorded VH1's "The Big '80s" so that I could watch it in the time span between coming home from school and having dinner (or taking a shower). I was addicted to the '80s.

I still love the '80s, but my love for it totally pales in comparison to the devotion I had for it when I was a teenager. I have grown to appreciate the era I was a teenager in. In my post-teen years, I have become a '90s fan. Still, deep within resides the '90s teen who felt sad that she couldn't experience life as an '80s teen, and this is when the appreciation for this nowfound resurgence of that decade comes in. However, when I remember just how much has changed about me, about my loves and devotions, from that time period, that's when the victory starts to feel just a little bit hollow, as if it were all happening ten years too late.

Surreal Addiction (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 03:40 (twenty-one years ago)

("nowfound"?? "newfound", please)

Surreal Addiction (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 03:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I think Nellie McKay dropped because she kind of sucks, and women aren't stupid.

(i agree)

(xxpost to myself, that lynne quote taken out of context perhaps seems more sexist than she meant it or it was, don't take it as "women are scared to argue" plz because thats not what i meant by posting it here)

djdee2005 (djdee2005), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 03:42 (twenty-one years ago)

haha i don't think anyone would jump to that conclusion, some of ilx's sexiest worst flamewars were girl on girl

j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 03:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Boys you can break
You find out how much they can take
Boys will be strong and boys soldier on
But boys would be gone without warmth from a woman's good, good heart

john mayer, Tuesday, 22 February 2005 03:53 (twenty-one years ago)

wait wait wait wait wait I'm late to this but surely we're overlooking age here, which I think is going to be at least as much of a factor, especially in a year where not a big deal is being made of gender in music (I'm thinking the year of the Alanis or BK or whatever). Looking at the average age of the male voters versus the average age of the female voters I think would do lot more to explain the brian wilson/u2 love on the men side and the synthpop love on the female side. It's' just a guess but surely Anthony DeCurtis and that sort are throwing things off.

teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 04:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Julianne and especially Jessica: the reason that this thread got all ridiculous with dudes speculating about "what women want" is because women weren't around at the start of the thread to offer more informed opinions. Which is why I'm really thankful that you two weighed in. (Plus, you're two of my favorite music writers, anyway.)

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 04:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Teeny's right, and I did hint at that factor (w/r/t Brian Wilson and aging male rock critics) on my blog.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 04:05 (twenty-one years ago)

jessica: please stop assuming every random thread hopper represents "some of this USA's editorial elite, freelancing scrubs and primo bloggersteins." Some random tool dissed Jimmy Draper and a bunch of ilx mainstays ripped the choad down, ok? There's some ironic about painting everybody here with a broad stroke cuz you think its doing the same. if some poster or posters are tickin' you off feel free to reference them specifically.

and teeny quite probably otm (and as I voted for Nellie McKay as my no. 1 and the Hives at no. 2 I must be a transgender or something)

anthony miccio, Tuesday, 22 February 2005 04:08 (twenty-one years ago)

plus I voted for tegan & sara. the mind boggles.

anthony miccio, Tuesday, 22 February 2005 04:09 (twenty-one years ago)

hey perpetua, there's plenty of satire and nudge-nudge-wink-wink in joanna newsom's lyrics. it's not all about "crying"

Honestly, I wouldn't know. I can't really make it past two or three songs of hers at a time. Her voice is so awful that I just want to turn it off.

(and jeez, dude, do you realize what a chauvinistic ass you come across as by saying that?)

Yeah, I do actually, and I didn't fully notice the implication I made until just after I wrote it. So in terms of an inadvertant generalization: yeah, sorry, that was a jerk move. Guilty. But I do think that a lot of Newsom's appeal comes from her music being pretty slow and sad sounding, which is more popular in indie circles relative to smug showtunes.

Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 06:45 (twenty-one years ago)

haha miccio otm, i mean at least when simon reynolds weighs in on an ilx thread from afar we can buy he's preoccupied with other matters (the book, his hair, deriving authenticity formulas, etc) but jessica hopper has spent the past - what week? - letting the world know she's got PLENTY of time on her hands. hack hack hack. kathleen wilson with half the nerve and one quarter the smarts (and one tenth the rolodex)(haha and twice the freelance gigs i bet).

j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 06:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not sure that anyone is doing him- or herself by posting on this thread, or on their blog about this thread.

The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 07:15 (twenty-one years ago)

um, doing him- or herself a favor is what I meant to say, WOW PAGING DR. FREUD WTF. I am absolutely sure that everyone posting on this thread is doing him- and/or herself.

The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 07:19 (twenty-one years ago)

considering the pretty small sample size and the tiny tiny differences between the outcomes i'm thinking maybe basing any 'insight' on these numbers is crazy stupid, like responding to an email from jessica hopper stupid.

j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 07:30 (twenty-one years ago)

blount stop obsessing, it's a free country, get some sleep

The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 07:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I HAVE TO PRE-EDIT MY DRAFT RANKINGS

j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 08:00 (twenty-one years ago)

actually i'm gonna have to take back that one tenth the rolodex remark - no fucking way does kathleen wilson have 34000 people in her rolodex (she ain't wilt chamberlain!)

j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 08:03 (twenty-one years ago)

sigh.

I actually talked to Julianne the other night about this thread and she made some really great points that I wish she'd de-lurk and post, because I can't remember what they were. (and if I could, I'd credit her with them--I'm good like that.)

Jessica's a pretty sharp cookie, actually, and I do agree--nobody got the Hold Steady for a long time. but I'm addressing specific complaints I've heard, from men as well as women, that C. Finn's whole steez comes across as so guy it's a turnoff. please note that in my above post I said that "everyone I know who hates the Hold Steady" etc. (itals after the fact.) I didn't specifically cite women (though the example I cited afterward might have made it seem that way).

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 09:08 (twenty-one years ago)

or rather, I didn't say that everyone I know who hates THS is a woman, or that only women hate them, or that only women had that complaint, or whatever variation you want to apply. it's a very general complaint. (see that clueless Pfork review of F+F)

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 09:10 (twenty-one years ago)

(uh, internet msg board thread about 'what women are thinking' in 90% posted-to-by-head-scratching males shocker? there is surprise about this fact? it was ever thus, i mean, shit, a board i joined in '94 (oh no OLD ALERT!) was set up basically for the purpose of counteracting the alpha-male dick-swingage of the world of online discourse. it didn't really work, alas, but still, it's not like the internet sausage party is a post-boom development.)

(also why has no one commented on the jump of tv on the radio in this particular iteration of the poll? oh is it because THEY ARE NOT PRETTY LIKE BRANDON SO THEREFORE IT DOESN'T MATTER)

maura (maura), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 14:48 (twenty-one years ago)

oh btw blount's the only person going all "hack"-bait on Hopper, in case someone mistakes it for the whole board (which is an open forum free to googler and critic alike). I'm sure you want full credit anyhow, James.

miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 14:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't think of Newsom's music as sad at all.

Hopper's always been a hack but I coulda told you that 4 years ago as well.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 16:23 (twenty-one years ago)

actually probably 10, whenever that Newsweek article came out.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 16:23 (twenty-one years ago)

1. There's been a lot of stupid shit that's been said on this thread, but I don't think the general impulse behind this investigation is as ill-advised as some have made it out to seem (cf. Julianne's snide "are you going to do this for race and class, too?"). (I actually think an analysis of race would be interesting, but I can't read skin color into people's names as easily I can read gender.) I hope that Julianne and Jessica check out my original blog post (I'm the dude who "did the math") because I think it might alleviate some of their broader concerns about the project (even if it doesn't excuse the more offensive follow-up remarks here).

2. Some of Joanna Newsom's music does sound sad, surely -- I mean, at the very least, a lot of it's minor-key-inflected -- but some of it also sounds hopeful, some playful, some world-weary, etc. (In other words, the bit about "crying fits" or whatever is still very off the mark.) I do understand, though, that some people can't take her voice -- I think it's great, but whatever, different strokes.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 16:45 (twenty-one years ago)

3. Also, let me reiterate I do like Jessica's writing, mostly for the pizzazz she brings to it, but I feel like she's really reading past this thread, or reading it very carelessly:

For instance, she takes issue with "the supposing and wondering why the vagina'd writers are not voting for more of the vagina'd bands or singers" -- asking whether there's "equal surprise that Oliver Wang and Jeff Chang do not have more Asian-repping tickets." But we're only wondering why women aren't voting for Nellie McKay, given the fact that they've otherwise voted for PJ Harvey, Tegan and Sara, Le Tigre, etc. Hopper makes it sound like there's absolutely no correlation at all, which helps make the very notion of this thread seem suspect.

She also refutes the women-vote-for-bands-that-are-fashionable-and/or-cute hypothesis by asking "Who is voting for Interpol because they are cute?" and going on to demonstrate Carlos D's unprettiness. Well, if she'd read the results up top, she'd see that in fact Interpol dropped 11 places!

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 17:01 (twenty-one years ago)

i was being snide because i felt the ladies were singled out as specimen--but i was also actually wondering: are you going to do one for race and class, too?

and i can't believe people are still vibing jessica for something that happened when SHE WAS 14. You "knew she was a hack" based on her junior high school fanzine?!

matos, i do not remember what i said. but i am sorry for generalizing my man-friends as "the sausages," i meant it as a joke.

jshepherd, Tuesday, 22 February 2005 17:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Nellie McKay still made the top 40!

miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 17:40 (twenty-one years ago)

saying "women" (and jesus do I think this is an idiotic generalization) like the Garden State soundtrack but NOT Nellie is batshit.

is there a way one can suicide bomb a thread?

miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 17:44 (twenty-one years ago)

yo I think you just did

The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 18:21 (twenty-one years ago)

and i can't believe people are still vibing jessica for something that happened when SHE WAS 14. You "knew she was a hack" based on her junior high school fanzine?!

sorry, people who are that adept at/place so much value in their own self-promotion really bug me. esp. if they're that way at 14. relax, don't think about your "career," be a kid.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 18:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Wait, what's the deal with the teen Jessica Hopper/Newsweek thing? Was it just a story about her zine? Cos if so, it's really unfair to consider that self-promotion, she was more than likely asked to do it!

Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 18:41 (twenty-one years ago)

jaymc SO OTM -- I imagine everyone posting to this thread would be every bit as interested in seeing breakdowns based on race and class and lots of other factors -- age, sexuality, region, etc. One year, the Voice itself even did a series of breakdowns in the paper. I'd love to see what the list would look like if only over-40 white guys voted or what a sub-poll of only Southern critics voted for, etc., etc. And I don't see anything wrong with generalizing out loud or asking questions based on the results for the purpose of discussion.

It just so happens that, in lieu of demographic data on all the voters, gender is the only breakdown you can reasonably do off a list of names, and even that isn't at all perfect, of course.

chris herrington (chris herrington), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 18:41 (twenty-one years ago)

As i said upthread, the shit about women liking "style" is suspect bcuz its true to the same degree for men (cough MIA cough) so yeah.

djdee2005 (djdee2005), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 19:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Wait, what's the deal with the teen Jessica Hopper/Newsweek thing? Was it just a story about her zine? Cos if so, it's really unfair to consider that self-promotion, she was more than likely asked to do it!

Article on riot grrrl. and boy are you naive.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 19:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't think that saying women are interested in cute-/stylishness precludes an understanding that a) men might also be interested in cute-/stylishness (but prob. different kinds [M.I.A., Nellie McKay], which is what makes it interesting), and that b) women value the music above all.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 19:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I mean, I don't think anyone was trying to make it sound like female critics are silly girls at a baseball game, rooting for the player who looks cutest in tight pants.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 19:23 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost

OMG I just looked at the calendar! It's 2005! I don't mean to be a shitheel and stop people hating Jessica Hopper or anything, but God, if we're going to be judged by the very possibly stupid and corny shit we did when we were 14, then fuck it, it's over for all of us. I disagree with her blog entry too, and I think John nailed the reasons why, but holy crap, is there no statute of limitations anymore?

The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 19:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Right. All 14 year old kids (or anyone in general, really) should say no to any and all press attention because it's important to keep up some cred for when they are older and are being judged by bitter dudes.

I'm not sure what you are implying, but I kinda doubt that young Jessica was lobbying Newsweek to include her in their magazine.

Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 19:25 (twenty-one years ago)

everybody does corny stuff when they're 14, but thank god we all don't do it in Newsweek. That's the point, not her age.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 19:25 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost - appears in Newsweek at 14, later becomes a publicist, do the fucking math.

And Matthew, if I was bitter, I might make claims like yours, that all girls want to do is cry.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I mean, are you guys naive enough to think that journalists (esp. ones for big weekly national news magazines, much less like lazy rock crits or something) do actual research? Do a lot of walking around, finding people to interview on their own?

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 19:28 (twenty-one years ago)

proving once and for all men and woman are equal . . . in their bad choices. VIVA HUMANITY!

jack cole (jackcole), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 19:30 (twenty-one years ago)

remember to tell Macaulay that Home Alone 2 was bullshit if you see him at Siberia, h.

miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 19:31 (twenty-one years ago)

i never saw it or the first one. i'm not even sure i'd recognize him now.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 19:31 (twenty-one years ago)

i have no doubt you'd still hold a grudge if you had.

miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 19:32 (twenty-one years ago)

oh jeez like it's personal. turn off the newsom and stop crying, miccio.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 19:35 (twenty-one years ago)

it's not newsom, its the Annie soundtrack. But I can see why you'd assume.

miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 19:36 (twenty-one years ago)

hey i'm trying my best to control my chauvinistic tendencies! at least i'm trying!

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 19:37 (twenty-one years ago)

And Matthew, if I was bitter, I might make claims like yours, that all girls want to do is cry.

Oh fuck off. I realize that wasn't my best moment on ILM, but that is NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT what I was saying. All I was saying is that there is a much greater support for weepy folky music in the selection of female critics than for smug faux showtunes. It's my own fault for being snide and sloppy, but fuck you for putting those words in my mouth.

Yeah, I would say that I am slightly less cynical about journalists, at least in my own experience with being interviewed for various publications. I've never hit up anyone for press, people have always come to me. I am sure that it was no different for Jessica.

Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 19:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Okay, here's my last comment on this thread. When my wife was eight years old, she started an animal rights group. She and her group of kids (with occasional help from her parents) did things to raise awareness about animal rights, especially fur trapping. News stories were written and filmed about her, and it became a bigger deal. She and her group went to Washington, met some senators, etc. But the resulting criticism, all from adults, was all focused on this: "Shut up, little girl, you don't know what you're doing." She didn't go into anything hoping "Oh someday I'll be rich and famous because of this," she went into it because she loved animals and wanted to do something about it. Instead, she had hunting-rights adults swearing at her and sending hate mail to her, and it was all focused on how she was a stupid little girl who didn't have a right to speak.

I don't even know what this has to do with anything. I'm certainly not saying my wife is or should be ashamed of what she did. But isn't the impulse always to tell young people that they're stupid and don't know what they should be doing like the good wise kind moderate adults? And isn't the message to girls even more strong than the message to boys?

Ah, hell, whatever. There should be more women reviewers, there should be more women artists, but no one should vote for anything on the basis of anything other than what they like for whatever reason.

The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 19:38 (twenty-one years ago)

All I was saying is that there is a much greater support for weepy folky music in the selection of female critics than for smug faux showtunes.

oh like that's better.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 19:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Joanna Newsom = Annie soundtrack = U R BOTH WRONG

miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 19:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Okay, here's my last comment on this thread. When my wife was eight years old, she started an animal rights group. She and her group of kids (with occasional help from her parents) did things to raise awareness about animal rights, especially fur trapping. News stories were written and filmed about her, and it became a bigger deal. She and her group went to Washington, met some senators, etc. But the resulting criticism, all from adults, was all focused on this: "Shut up, little girl, you don't know what you're doing." She didn't go into anything hoping "Oh someday I'll be rich and famous because of this," she went into it because she loved animals and wanted to do something about it. Instead, she had hunting-rights adults swearing at her and sending hate mail to her, and it was all focused on how she was a stupid little girl who didn't have a right to speak.

I don't even know what this has to do with anything. I'm certainly not saying my wife is or should be ashamed of what she did. But isn't the impulse always to tell young people that they're stupid and don't know what they should be doing like the good wise kind moderate adults? And isn't the message to girls even more strong than the message to boys?

it hasn't a thing to do with i'm saying. Again, what I had to say had nothing to do with age. What your wife does sounds like it was actually cool and certainly she shouldn't be ashamed or be told not to speak (did anybody on this thread tell hopper not to speak? I didn't nor would I even if I presumed I had the power to tell her not to!), esp. when what she was doing was ostensibly about making things better, not interning (ha!) for a future career.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 19:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't think of a single woman I know (and not just "single women," duh) who doesn't like showtunes.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 19:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, it is better cos it acknowledges that there are voting blocs in the sampling which exist outside of gender lines. People aren't voting for the weepy folk or the Ultragrrrl new wave bands because they are female so much as they are people predisposed to liking that stuff. It's a relatively small sampling of women and not actually very helpful in understanding what women in general would have voted for. So it's more accurate to think of this in terms of taste factions than "girls like ____ but not _____."

Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 19:42 (twenty-one years ago)

h is through the looking glass, nose first

miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 19:42 (twenty-one years ago)

What is so wrong about teenagers wanting to have a career, by the way? Is having some degree of focus and ambition as a kid such a horrible thing?

Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 19:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't presume to know what women like unless they tell me, Matthew! Talking with them helps.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 19:46 (twenty-one years ago)

ihttp://www.crazyabouttv.com/Images/doogiehowser.jpg

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 19:48 (twenty-one years ago)

ok i just found out why everyone's (well cept stence)(funny how for someone who jocks indierockers but knock rockcritics who's actually got her back and who actually gives her flack) afraid of repping for jessica hopper; i understand how food chains work (and sorry i'm not naming names), and pat kingsley may have more than 3400 names in her rolodex but she ain't got a blog so i won't give you guys any(more) grief, freelancing's a crazy tightrope, etc.

j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 19:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't know if she was in the same position in 1993, but Jessica Hopper's mom is currently an editor at the Minneapolis Star Tribune -- maybe the Newsweek writer found Jessica through some old journalism connections?

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 19:48 (twenty-one years ago)

oh so it's not so much doogie as edgar bronfman jr. thanks for the tidbit, jaymc!

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 19:50 (twenty-one years ago)

christ matthew i'm not crazy about adults wanting to have a career (esp if it warps them into this sorta shoulderpad nitemare), i'm sure as hell opposed to carreerism in the kiddies! i mean serious matthew that could be a whit stillman monologue it's so scary yuppie!

j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 19:51 (twenty-one years ago)

blount ask yourself why hardly anybody around here will point out that B&R are crap, too. Afraid Chuck won't swing them their food money for the month.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 19:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm just trying to complicate the "Jessica was a shameless self-aggrandizing 14-year-old" vs. "Newsweek plucks stories from thin air" equation.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 19:53 (twenty-one years ago)

you didn't complicate it at all, jaymc, you made it even more obvious! I kiss you! (figuratively, of course.)

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 19:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, that didn't take long.

Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 19:55 (twenty-one years ago)

i had no idea about the connectory-tribune-deal whatever (i've pitched to four places in the last four years), I just think it's funny that people give a shit about what 14 years olds did 10 years ago.

miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 19:55 (twenty-one years ago)

it was just illustrative as "first i ever heard of her," miccio.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 19:57 (twenty-one years ago)

No, it's a global conspiracy. Go with it, Anthony.

x-post

Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 19:57 (twenty-one years ago)

right.

http://www.christiananswers.net/spotlight/movies/2001/homealone2.jpg

miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 19:57 (twenty-one years ago)

i never saw it! it's probably not that bad. i wonder what daniel stern's doing now?

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 19:58 (twenty-one years ago)

aside from being the nba commish and making dumb moves like having b&r play your halftime show.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 19:59 (twenty-one years ago)

he's figuring out who middle-aged people voted for on P'n'J

miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 19:59 (twenty-one years ago)

with the left-handers asterisked.

miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 20:00 (twenty-one years ago)

(xpost) NBA dude is David, right?

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 20:00 (twenty-one years ago)

It should be Howard.

Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 20:02 (twenty-one years ago)

oh yeah, david stern! i get all my jewdudes confused! what was the jew vote in this year's pazz & jop?

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 20:02 (twenty-one years ago)

miccio i'd've thought you'd've offered an eloquent defense of careerism by now! i know you got it in you! i mean you're clearly watching your back and keeping your options open on this thread (maybe she'll have 3401 numbers! keep hope alive!)

j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 20:03 (twenty-one years ago)

are you two using the same mirror?

miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 20:05 (twenty-one years ago)

i bought you a drink friday just to be nice, miccio, not to "get work" from you. (like you could give me any.)

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 20:06 (twenty-one years ago)

j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 20:07 (twenty-one years ago)

i know you bought me a drink and that was very nice of you. but you're baiting people now and god knows why.

miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 20:07 (twenty-one years ago)

stence miccio's pretty big with stylus aka "last year's next pitchfork", i'd be careful, don't burn bridges (official slogan of ilm god bless america and my 401k)

j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 20:09 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm not baitin', i'm debatin'! don't be hatin'! or you'll be skatin'! on thin ice! eat some rice!

put it to a dancehall beat and pretend it's from some developing nation and all you critics will be masturbatin'!

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 20:11 (twenty-one years ago)

wait - is it stylus miccio? is that what that site's called? it may be another, in any case stence be careful. think about your future. you never know when you might end up needing to pitch a story.

j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 20:11 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.madkats.com/Drag/King/SF_Drag_King_2001/images/sfdk30.jpg

Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 20:12 (twenty-one years ago)

i'd rather pitch a tent/but our land isn't free/so i'll work my youth away/in the place of a machine/on friday i'll get paid

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 20:12 (twenty-one years ago)

in any case he writes for some website i think. so don't. try it.

j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 20:15 (twenty-one years ago)

right

miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 20:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Let me get this straight: ten years ago a girl shows interest and dedication for a career path, through work and luck gets opportunities in said industry, and now, 10 years later, somebody has some massive problem with that?

Jesus, it's almost enough to make me stop reading this thread, and I was even interested!

Seriously, back to the substance - some good points have been made. Namely, that different demographics support different artists in interesting ways, and furthermore, that only 15% of the voters are female. 15%. 15% (approx;).

I'm thinking maybe that figure would be even less if we female teenage critics-in-the-making paid attention to people like hstencil, who seems to direct a disproportionate amout of rage towards one woman who had a little ambition.

Abby (abby mcdonald), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 20:50 (twenty-one years ago)

if i was ragin', you'd know it.

i don't like people with too much (not just some) ambition, it hasn't a thing to do with jessica being a "woman" or not.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 20:52 (twenty-one years ago)

and it's not a "massive problem," just again an observation - ie. "i first heard of her when..." hell i even read her blog a lot even tho it's even more insular taste-wise (and pat-yourself-on-the-back-y) than ilm!

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 20:53 (twenty-one years ago)

This is so funny to me. Figured I'd dip in, ease you out of yr tangle a bit.

Newsweek found me through an article Terri Sutton at City Pages, who wrote about my fanzine, which in 1992, was on issue number 3. It was about 70% music, 30% riot girl. The writer, Farai Chideya, found that through some LexusNexus (sp?) search perhaps. Oh, and the giant billboard I had up in Times Square with my braces-smile looming large that read "pick me!" and had my parents home phone number.

I had no "career" interest at that age, because I just wanted to work at the record store i worked at for the rest of my life. I started a fanzine because no one in town would let me write for them because I was 14. So I made a fanzine, which was pretty ridonkuliss, but it got me writing work at City Pages. So, blame Will Hermes for giving me the foothold, dog.

I started doing publicity because all my cameras got stolen on my 18th birthday, while I was getting a star tattoed on the back of my neck, shitfaced drunk, somewhere in North Hollywood. I had just graduated from high school, was making a little bit of $ doing writing stuff (fanzines, city pages, grand royal), but ultimately, was trying to pursue photography. I could not afford to replace my cameras, and so I had to fall back on doing pr, which I had learned how to do from summer internships at Amphetamine Reptile. My parents are both editors, ( yes, my mom still has the same job, no need to update your files), I had worked at magazines a bit through high school, and thusly, held a pretty solid understanding of PR, solid enough to be able to get a job doing it.

And whomever called me a self promoting hack, not to steal yr thunder, but you are correct!

Yours very truly,

JH in MN

Jessica Hopper, Age 28, Wednesday, 23 February 2005 00:38 (twenty-one years ago)

awesome, thanks for the clarification! no idea you interned for hazelmeyer, that's pretty awesome.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 01:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Dear ILM Doods,

I don't like showtunes (unless Hedwig counts) or The Killers. I do cry, but not to Joanna Newsom. Saying that girls vote based on looks is pretty hypocritical, considering how many dudes wet themselves over former P& J fave Liz Phair over a decade ago. ("She said, blowjobs, heh, heh"), and countless others. And besides, I agree with Jessica: Interpol and The Killers are fugly.

Say what you want, but the number of women posting to ILM dwindles by the day. Look at the similar thread from a year ago: scant posts from Maura Johnston, no Daphne Carr. Go back even further. Where's people like Ally Kearny and Carey Price (who I don't know at all, I just admire their internet chutzpah)?

As it is, I have very little internet time. I'm one of the few people in the world who doesn't have a job where I can waste time on the internet. When I come to a place like ILM and constantly see posts and threads that are demeaning to my female peers, it makes me not want to take the time to read and post.

Angry bitter dudes, do us all a favor, and get some girlfriends, or at least talk to a girl, once a day**

**Not directed towards Jay Mc, who started what could have been an interesting thread, or any of the guys who actually do have a clue (Ned, Scott Seward, Ant'ny, Matt P., Don A.)

The rest of you can fucking blow me...

Sara Sherr, Wednesday, 23 February 2005 02:56 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm iming with ally right now about boobs and tonight's frontline with the cursing soldiers. carey hung out last friday, as did ally, and maura, with a bunch of ilm geek dudes.

tho yeah, some of the ilm geek dudes should really talk with girls, and not just to or at them.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 03:04 (twenty-one years ago)

like who, for example?

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 04:50 (twenty-one years ago)

oh, y'know, I'm not gonna name names. and don't worry matos, obviously you're not one of 'em, you tiger.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 05:02 (twenty-one years ago)

why does everyone hate? We should all hold hands and sing.

djdee2005 (djdee2005), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 05:05 (twenty-one years ago)

well, tigerism doesn't really factor in here (and I doubt I'm one anyway, though now that I'm general manager of KFC* who knows?). I just smell a strawman (not like there aren't already a ton of 'em on this thread already).

* inside joke, sorry everyone, you had to be there

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 05:06 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.mousemultimedia.com/ricardo/absolut/groupies.jpg

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 05:08 (twenty-one years ago)

that's an awful lot of straw, if it's a strawman.

sterling, drink the brown liquors, more anti-oxidants. at least that's what my bro says, and he's a medical doctor. he owns a mansion and a yacht.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 05:46 (twenty-one years ago)

*peers blearily at thread* Oh dear. Anyway, thanks to Sara for the cool mention. :-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 06:09 (twenty-one years ago)

you know, first time I read this thread title I thought it was wishful thinking.

Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 06:13 (twenty-one years ago)

haha i don't have a clue, rub it in ned! to know me is to loathe me.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 06:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I was talking about the thread as a whole, not you in particular. Excuse me, am tired, must sleep.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 06:31 (twenty-one years ago)

oh i am not offended ya big lug.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 06:52 (twenty-one years ago)

maura's on ilbb

j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 08:28 (twenty-one years ago)

um...so, i've been on vacation all week and haven't really kept up with this thread, and have no real intention to read all of it, but wow...a lot of it strikes me as people arguing with arguments that nobody ever made in the first place. first off: to aknowledge that snazzy danceable new wave bands and female artists did better among female voters than among male voters (which the results above, which i find undeniably revealing if hardly conclusive, pretty clearly suggest they did, with certain interesting exceptions) is not to suggest that women voted for any reason other than to award what they felt was the best music. in fact, the phenomenon might even suggest that men are unduly prejudiced *against* female singers and danceable new wave (the latter of which, i dunno, they might stupidly consider shallow or something.) and i'm not sure where anybody suggested otherwise (and besides, appealing images are part of pop music, right? i voted for lots of women on my ballot who i thought made the best music out there this year, and most of them got either no other support or maybe just another stray vote usually from some stray guy, and most of the women i voted for had fairly snazzy images, too, *and* they were more danceable than franz ferdinand, or at least my feet thought they were. {i'm weird, i don't think franz f are new wave *enough!} so anyway, who said snazzy images are a bad thing? even if men or women did vote for the killers or franz ferdinand or the donnas or big and rich strictly on the basis of their haircuts, so fucking what? but i notice more goofy conspiracy-mongering here from the people who seem to dislike the donnas and big & rich than from the people who seem to dislike the killers and franz ferdinand, which confuses me. do people really believe that anybody voted for big & rich {by far the year's best album} just to be, uh, "cool" or something? suggesting that strikes me as just as bizarre and twisted as anybody who would suggest -- not that i think anybody actually did! -- that somebody might vote for the killers because they'd make good boyfriends. on the other hand, is it possible that some male critics might be neurotically obsessed with "keeping up with what's hip this month" or "not seeming out of date"? sure it is. though if somebody is going to make that claim, i'd love them to name names. and while they're at it, they might name names of female critics who were denied a ballot because they were deemed "ineligible" for the pazz and jop poll. personally, i can't think of any -- and i run the poll. if there are qualified female critics out there who haven't been voting -- and by "qualified", i mean they review new releases on a regular basis in print or on the web, nothing more (it's hilarious how some people think there's some magic formula behind inclusion in the poll -- people say that all time, with no evidence at all to back them up), anyway, if any such female critics exist, they should contact me, and we will add them to the already ridiculously oversized database. if anything, i've been *more* dilligent about seeking out and adding women (who write for places like *venus*, say) during my tenure at the *voice* than men. (just like i've been more dilligent in seeking out and adding hip-hop and latin and country and teenpop and metal and electronic dance crtics than u2 or indie-rock critics. anybody who knows anything about my own tastes and writing would have a hard time explaining why i'd do the opposite. i wish it made more difference in the results, but you can't win them all.)

chuck, Wednesday, 23 February 2005 17:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I agree with Chuck here. As I've said before, we were friends when he lived in Philadelphia in the late '90s, and at that point he was more supportive of my writing than my female editors at the time. He really understood my style and encouraged my voice. And speaking of Voice, if it were not for him, I would have never been published there (thought beyond P&J comments, it's been a long time, and I'm due for a comeback at some point).

It is very easy to get on the P&J list. You just drop a line to Chuck and say, I review these records for _______publication. And I got the same idea from Christgau as well. And I would think with the internet, it makes it much easier. Would someone who is just a blogger count?

Chuck does go out of his way to find not just female voices, but those who aren't typical rock crit voices, and that is really rare and cool.

Gotta get Chuck's back on this one.....

Sara Sherr, Wednesday, 23 February 2005 19:54 (twenty-one years ago)

while ppl are complimenting chuck, this thread's as good a place as any to say how crazy good the set of articles on dancehall and soca (and, uh, whatever m.i.a. is) this week is. heartbreaking fantastic crazy good.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 20:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Would someone who is just a blogger count?

i think there's a few bloggers on there, yeah.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 20:02 (twenty-one years ago)

plus blount!

miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 20:03 (twenty-one years ago)

After reading several thousand ILX threads, I've noticed the following:

(1) If someone says something interesting and intelligent, and lots of people comment on it, then the thread is about the interesting and intelligent thing that was said.

(2) If someone says something boring and stupid, and lots of people comment on it, then the thread ends up being about the boring and stupid thing that was said. Even if the comments are more intelligent than the original stupid one.

In other words, your response makes the thread. You have a choice.

(Yeah, and it's not always quite that simple, since there can be comments that are intelligent but boring, and ones that are stupid but interesting. In general, though, the stupid and the boring attract one another.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 22:03 (twenty-one years ago)

In frank's very interesting post he raises the question: what would an interesting stupid be, and how much of the internet can be accounted for under that umbrella?

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 22:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm very interestingly stupid.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 22:13 (twenty-one years ago)

(and, uh, whatever m.i.a. is)

I think they decided that she was the "sound of london."

djdee2005 (djdee2005), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 22:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I walked with M.I.A. and hse would say
Oh you poor child you ain't coming with me, no way
She found heaven on earth, she's gonna chant for your sins
But I think I'll be good company down there with all of my friends
Well I got around to thinking about what M.I.A. said to me
'Cause if london's like this then that's the place to be
It's a long long time between now and my death
And I've gotta have my fun so I've chosen what's best

Well
Here it comes
Here comes the sound
The sound of london

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 22:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Interesting but stupid: Well someone over on the "Is Rock Less Inventive..." thread claims that Tommy James & the Shondells were a jazz band.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 23:09 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.kubicek-bremen.de/pix_easylps/mctell_streets.jpg

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 23:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Aye, THE STREETS OF LONDON is a good example of intelligent but boring (and it's on ILM!)

don, Thursday, 24 February 2005 01:39 (twenty-one years ago)

What the PnJ results would look like if only women voted.

etc, Tuesday, 1 March 2005 19:44 (twenty-one years ago)


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