I HATE SALSA AND REGGAETON

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THAT SHIT SUCKS. THE STORE DOWNSTAIRS FROM ME PLAYS 4 REGGAETON SONGS ALL DAY THAT ALL HAVE THE SAME BEAT AS "GASOLINA" BUT SUCK EVEN MORE


I HOPE MY NEIGHBORHOOD GENTRFIES THE FUCK UP. FUCK YOU RECORD STORE THAT *LITERALLY* PLAYS 5 THINGS ALL DAY!!!!!

Fushigina Blobby: Blobania no Kiki (ex machina), Saturday, 3 September 2005 22:02 (twenty years ago)

OTM.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 3 September 2005 22:10 (twenty years ago)

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oops (Oops), Saturday, 3 September 2005 22:11 (twenty years ago)

Right noize.
We're gonna get real speedy
We're gonna wear black all the time
You're gonna make it on your own.
Cos we dig
Cos we dig
We dig
We dig repetition
We dig repetition
We dig repetition in the music
And we're never going to lose it.
All you daughters and sons
who are sick of fancy music
We dig repetition
Repetition in the drums
and we're never going to lose it.
This is the three R's
The three R's:
Repetition, Repetition, Repetition
Oh mental hospitals
Oh mental hospitals
They put electrodes in your brain
And you're never the same
You don't dig repetition
You don't love repetition
Repetition in the music and we're never going to loose it
President Carter loves repetition
Chairman Mao he dug repetition
Repetition in China
Repetition in America
Repetition in West Germany
Simultaneous suicide
We dig it, we dig it,
we dig it, we dig it
Repetition, repetition, repetition
There is no hesitation
This is your situation
Continue a blank generation
Blank generation
Same old blank generation
Grooving blank generation
Swinging blank generation
Repetition, repetition, repetition....

I Ain't No Addict, Whoever Heard of a Junkie as Old as Me? (noodle vague), Saturday, 3 September 2005 22:14 (twenty years ago)

I can kind of see how Vice magazine is popular.... fucking reggaeton.

Fushigina Blobby: Blobania no Kiki (ex machina), Saturday, 3 September 2005 22:22 (twenty years ago)

Some noise dude you are.

walter kranz (walterkranz), Saturday, 3 September 2005 22:46 (twenty years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v165/noodle_vague/salsa20pics20003.jpg

I Ain't No Addict, Whoever Heard of a Junkie as Old as Me? (noodle vague), Saturday, 3 September 2005 22:51 (twenty years ago)

http://www.cowart.com/nikon/macros/page1/salsa.jpg

I Ain't No Addict, Whoever Heard of a Junkie as Old as Me? (noodle vague), Saturday, 3 September 2005 22:53 (twenty years ago)

Even though I see it discussed here all the time, I have missed hearing it so far, but you guys don't make it seem very appetizing.

k/l (Ken L), Saturday, 3 September 2005 22:56 (twenty years ago)

http://www.cees.iupui.edu/research/restoration/arbor/Images/Flora_Fauna/20020621_western-salsify-flower2.JPG

I Ain't No Addict, Whoever Heard of a Junkie as Old as Me? (noodle vague), Saturday, 3 September 2005 22:57 (twenty years ago)

I like salsa, but reggaeton is pretty lame, yeah.

Jordan (Jordan), Saturday, 3 September 2005 22:58 (twenty years ago)

see, it's funny cuz i love the station in providence that plays salsa and reggaeton. i'm glad i can get it here.

scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 3 September 2005 23:03 (twenty years ago)

(those ain't really noodles, noodle, not even vaguely, now are they uh?)

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Saturday, 3 September 2005 23:07 (twenty years ago)

I couldn't think of any reggaeton homophones.

I Ain't No Addict, Whoever Heard of a Junkie as Old as Me? (noodle vague), Saturday, 3 September 2005 23:10 (twenty years ago)

Best JW imitation ever.

k/l (Ken L), Saturday, 3 September 2005 23:31 (twenty years ago)

http://dmr-gutters.com/dar/bel/im/beltane02d10.jpg

Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Sunday, 4 September 2005 02:07 (twenty years ago)

NSFW

Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Sunday, 4 September 2005 02:10 (twenty years ago)

(god forgive me.)

Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Sunday, 4 September 2005 02:10 (twenty years ago)

she's got manhands

President Busch (dr g), Sunday, 4 September 2005 02:45 (twenty years ago)

Let's have another thread about that genius David Banner

s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 4 September 2005 03:31 (twenty years ago)

The Hulk?

k/l (Ken L), Sunday, 4 September 2005 03:32 (twenty years ago)

I mean the TV Hulk

k/l (Ken L), Sunday, 4 September 2005 03:33 (twenty years ago)

Reggaeton is my archnemesis. The family I stayed with in Chile had a daughter who played a reggaeton mix CD practically the whole time I was there. But really, I can't tell you about any of them but Gasolina. Reggaeton is crummy.

WillS, Sunday, 4 September 2005 03:37 (twenty years ago)

I liked the Providence stations that played reggaeton too. The hip hop station on Friday & Saturday night was pretty much all reggaeton. Awesome. Don't worry, when the gentrification hits I'm sure yr neighborhood store will not be a Starbucks playing John Mayer, you will in fact probably have a performance art space playing ALL WOLFIZE ALL THE TIME. But this will get annoying pretty fast, and then you will have to put your stereo up in the window and blast some reggaeton at them.

dar1a g (daria g), Sunday, 4 September 2005 05:55 (twenty years ago)

I like Reggaeton, but then in England it's not as if it gets played everywhere you go.

dog latin (dog latin), Sunday, 4 September 2005 08:24 (twenty years ago)

Jon, how much salsa have you actually heard?

Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Sunday, 4 September 2005 13:53 (twenty years ago)

Of course, if you hate anything with a regular rhythm, no matter how multi-layered and spread out across various percussion voices, then there's no hope for you.

Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Sunday, 4 September 2005 13:54 (twenty years ago)

The store has now actually added Gasolina to its 5 song playlist that loops endlessly and haunts my dreams.

Laura H.@JW's (laurah), Sunday, 4 September 2005 14:38 (twenty years ago)

add baile funk (most of it) and baltimore club and that's the triumvirate of actually crap hipster dance music right there. it's like the emperor's new clothes...

heywood jablomi (heywood), Monday, 5 September 2005 02:12 (twenty years ago)

Maybe you should burn all those records at a baseball stadium and then go back to listening to your classic rock or Pitchfork indie stuff...

steve k, Monday, 5 September 2005 03:09 (twenty years ago)

I only listen to experimental horse music.

Fushigina Blobby: Blobania no Kiki (ex machina), Monday, 5 September 2005 03:31 (twenty years ago)

Ian John50n (orion), Monday, 5 September 2005 03:52 (twenty years ago)

and baltimore club and that's the triumvirate of actually crap hipster dance music right there.

you're actually a fucking moron right there.

amon (eman), Monday, 5 September 2005 05:12 (twenty years ago)

but i don't blame you completely for your ignorance, heywood. i blame DJ Dildo/Hollertronix.

p.s. MIA is still shit

amon (eman), Monday, 5 September 2005 05:38 (twenty years ago)

yeah baltimore club is so indie

i luv da powa gluv - it so bad!, Monday, 5 September 2005 06:28 (twenty years ago)

hi jw

amon (eman), Monday, 5 September 2005 07:15 (twenty years ago)

yhhin der

Laura H. (laurah), Monday, 5 September 2005 07:25 (twenty years ago)

add baile funk (most of it) and baltimore club and that's the triumvirate of actually crap hipster dance music right there. it's like the emperor's new clothes...
-- heywood jablomi (emot...), September 5th, 2005.

Yeah, nobody else listens to this stuff. The main audience for reggaeton is clearly hipsters.

deej.., Monday, 5 September 2005 13:51 (twenty years ago)

People who hate reggaeton hate sex.

The Lex (The Lex), Monday, 5 September 2005 14:25 (twenty years ago)

lex otm

deej.., Monday, 5 September 2005 14:30 (twenty years ago)

lex's comment seconded and thirded

manuel (manuel), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 03:58 (twenty years ago)

so deej if like a shitload of artsy folks in greenwich village started going apeshit for okinawan shit, it couldn't be labeled hipsterish cause you know there's people in okinawa who are oblivious to fads and whatnot and the music is made for them and by them, right?

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 06:24 (twenty years ago)

people who like reggaeton hate rhythm

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 06:24 (twenty years ago)

What the fuck do hipsters have to do with reggaeton? I sure didnt hear about reggaeton from hipsters.

deej.., Tuesday, 6 September 2005 07:29 (twenty years ago)

I mean you'd maybe have a point if yr talking about Grime or something. But reggaeton is all over the place.

deej.., Tuesday, 6 September 2005 07:30 (twenty years ago)

I was just trying to say that something doesn't have to be produced or even consumed mainly by hipsters in order to be tainted by them.
I don't know wtf this person is talking about w/r/t reggaeton being hipster music either.

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 07:49 (twenty years ago)

anyway i predict that in 5 years or so we will all be sitting around and laughing, "remember reggaeton??" "oh yeah...god the mid00s sucked hard"

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 07:54 (twenty years ago)

"tainted" by hipsters?

"Oh no the hipsters like this music I have to hate it now..."

I Ain't No Addict, Whoever Heard of a Junkie as Old as Me? (noodle vague), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 07:54 (twenty years ago)

i am now removing my tongure from my cheek, k?

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 08:13 (twenty years ago)

later i shall remove the r from my tongue

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 08:13 (twenty years ago)

Sorry oops. We really need some irony tags on here.

I Ain't No Addict, Whoever Heard of a Junkie as Old as Me? (noodle vague), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 08:14 (twenty years ago)

you just hate unsavory/unappetizing minorities on mini-motorcycles!

sux2bu (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 08:17 (twenty years ago)

actually for me it'd probably be less work to have sincerity tags instead.

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 08:19 (twenty years ago)

putting "just" in that sentence makes it inaccurate.

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 08:20 (twenty years ago)

Of course, if you hate anything with a regular rhythm, no matter how multi-layered and spread out across various percussion voices, then there's no hope for you.
-- Rockist_Scientist (Al__suca...), September 4th, 2005.

stop laughing, it really is this serious.

N_RQ, Tuesday, 6 September 2005 08:23 (twenty years ago)

it's kinda funny that reggaeton has 20 hotly contested threads on ilx despite only like 3 tunes ever being mentioned ever, let alone yknow discussed

hold tight the private caller (mwah), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 08:29 (twenty years ago)

it's kinda funny that sex has 20 hotly contested threads on ilx despite -

hold tight the private caller (mwah), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 08:37 (twenty years ago)

with music more often heard than bought, maybe this is unsurprising?

xpost

N_RQ, Tuesday, 6 September 2005 08:37 (twenty years ago)

gleam of a blind eye innit

hold tight the private caller (mwah), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 08:42 (twenty years ago)

god damn - suck a dick, the lot of you - especially amon - suck my fucking dick. please, put more words in my mouth, y'all.

baile funk has its moments but is largely boring, i have yet to really hear a reggaeton song i think is interesting and baltimore club? come the fuck on. the simpsons theme over breaks?

these subgenres aren't bad because of their hipster taint (heh), but to deny that they are not currently of the young culture-devouring hipster is to either be willfully denying due to possible shame or just not paying attention.

which also doesn't mean that i think these subgenres are *solely* the domain of the hipster (echoing what oops said above) - so your credibility is safe, as far as i'm concerned. that's a joke, son.

hey - you like the stuff, great!
i don't see what the big deal is about.

but i love that i struck a nerve!

heywood jablomi (heywood), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 08:45 (twenty years ago)

"The Original Grime Blogging Crew"

N_RQ, Tuesday, 6 September 2005 09:24 (twenty years ago)

heywood (ooh clever name!) - you love that you "struck a nerve" and yet are so up in arms about it. i'll let you get back to sucking your own

amon (eman), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 11:17 (twenty years ago)

Heywood has yet to inform us of what music he does like.

steve k, Tuesday, 6 September 2005 11:30 (twenty years ago)

suck a dick, the lot of you

Is this an M.I.A. reference?

This thread has a lot of over-the-top responses.

Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 11:35 (twenty years ago)

For all you people who hate salsa and reggaeton.

Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 12:13 (twenty years ago)

I LIKE PEANUT BUTTER AND TECHNO

fandango (fandango), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 13:12 (twenty years ago)

suck a dick, the lot of you

In my BMW?

joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 16:36 (twenty years ago)

Salsa and reggaeton? I just don't hear the connection. Could you mean soca?

brianiac (briania), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 17:35 (twenty years ago)

'up in arms'? i'm not the one who knee-jerked and called someone a 'fucking moron' because they don't like something that i do. by your swift and ott reaction i would guess that the truth hurts, huh? you would work great with the Bush administration, i hear they're hiring...

it's a predicament: i could care less what any of you think of me, i certainly don't need my taste justified, i've been lurking/posting here for yet if i actually deign to list what music i do like, i'll be accused of fishing for complements based on my taste. if i don't, then there'll be complaints as if my argument has no weight if it doesn't have some personal context. damned if i do...

you wanna know what kind of music i like, search my posts.

heywood jablomi (heywood), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 18:11 (twenty years ago)

It's just really weird to hear reggaeton described as hipster music, when I first heard it in the context of going to Latin nights at clubs for salsa dancing (an activity without any real hipster cachet), and also because the small group of music hipsters who might be checking out reggaeton is dwarfed by the throngs of average young Latinos who are probably the ones that made Barrio Fino (which I don't think is very good) go multi-platinum, or whatever it's reached.

Of course, if you hate anything with a regular rhythm, no matter how multi-layered and spread out across various percussion voices, then there's no hope for you.

(JW, I know it doesn't sound like it, but I really just meant that to mean there is no hope for you getting into salsa or reggaeton, incidentally, rather than "no hope for you" in some total sense. I am being much too serious here, but that's what's most fun for me.)

Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 19:20 (twenty years ago)

reggaeton doesn't seem to be hipster music to me, BUT hipsters do listen to it. not for entirely different reasons, i might add. DANCING. ALCOHOL.

i find it reasonably enjoyable in small doses. understanding jw's situation (living on a street with three latin music stores that blast the same few songs)

Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 19:24 (twenty years ago)

It's the whole "no vegetables ever" aspect of latin culture bleeding over into radio oversaturation. Also the volume-set-at-ten-always feature of all latin PA systems.

Old School (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 19:49 (twenty years ago)

It's the whole "no vegetables ever" aspect of latin culture bleeding over into radio oversaturation.

I'm honestly not sure what that means.

As for volume: I'm not pro-noise (in the non-genre sense of noise) at all, but I think that's a separate issue. At least there isn't as much bass in reggaeton as there is in hip-hop, so I don't get cars going buy vibrating my whole apartment building with reggaeton. But the noise issue is a different matter and I don't think people should be more considerate about that in general.

In my experience, Latin clubs aren't any louder than "dance music" clubs I've been to, and Latin bands (salsa/merengue, anyway) aren't any louder than rock or reggae bands I've seen live.

Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 19:56 (twenty years ago)

You don't have to go to club to hear REGGAETON at peak volume, you just have to live in certain Brooklyn neighborhoods. There is like zero Reggae in this music.

Old School (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 20:00 (twenty years ago)

As for Brooklyn, I don't know what goes on there. I'm sure that would piss me off. I'm not living in a predominantly Latino section of Philadelphia, so maybe there are parts of North Philly that would be like what you describe.

Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 20:02 (twenty years ago)

It only pisses me when my neighbor figures 8:30AM on a Saturday is the perfect time to blast endless high-energy "DINK DE DE DINK DE DOINK DE DE DOINK DOINK" music in the concrete courtyard outside my window.

Old School (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 20:06 (twenty years ago)

"no vegetables ever"

?

walter kranz (walterkranz), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 20:07 (twenty years ago)

I have to admit, when I lived right on the edge of what used to be el barrio in Philadelphia, and what still has a fairly sizeable Latino population, people did often play music pretty loudly. (Although in at least one case when my house-mate asked some people to turn their salsa down at a party, they turned it down (somewhat anyway) and weren't belligerent about it.)

x-post

Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 20:08 (twenty years ago)

"no vegetables ever"
Is this an anti-Brian Wilson statement?

k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 20:10 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, but Latino "loud" is different that other kinds of loud. It's more the distorted sound of a small speaker pushed beyond its capacity.

Old School (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 20:11 (twenty years ago)

I think my "no vegetables ever" racist observation is based on the general "let's have a heart attack" vibe I get from "REGGAETON"

Old School (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 20:14 (twenty years ago)

It's more the distorted sound of a small speaker pushed beyond its capacity.

Ah. Like the Rastafarians selling incense on the corner of 11th & Chestnut, here. (Not even playing the music that loud, but it always sounds widly distorted.)

Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 20:16 (twenty years ago)

This thread is too weird.

R_S, what is it you don't like about Barrio Fino? I actually liked a good 85% of the songs. If that is a possible percentage on a 20-odd track CD. My reggaeton "experience" is limited but I'm learning. I luv the mix CDs I've purchased.

deej.., Tuesday, 6 September 2005 20:44 (twenty years ago)

please tell me it's not the same beat throughout an entire cd

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 20:56 (twenty years ago)

Its not, although the rhythm is the same.

deej.., Tuesday, 6 September 2005 21:03 (twenty years ago)

Actually that's a lie, he does a couple of non-reggaeton tracks as well.

deej.., Tuesday, 6 September 2005 21:04 (twenty years ago)

and...you're ok with that?
xpost

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 21:06 (twenty years ago)

is the mix cd called "stopped looking for the perfect beat"?

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 21:07 (twenty years ago)

Yeah of course. Thats what makes it reggaeton. Tons of rock albums have the same rhythm thruout. And rap albums. And funk albums. I mean, most of pfunk to thread.

deej.., Tuesday, 6 September 2005 21:07 (twenty years ago)

This thread is too weird.

It's taken an unexpected turn for the sincere.

R_S, what is it you don't like about Barrio Fino?

I didn't expect to like it. I don't really like that much reggaeton to begin with. I like the new Vico C a lot better, for comparison, but then Vico C is more of an old Latin rap guy, I gather, and he seems to be interested in going for variety more than Daddy Yankee is at this point.

Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 21:09 (twenty years ago)

tons of rock albums suck. and i honestly don't know what rap and funk albums you listen to.

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 21:09 (twenty years ago)

lots and lots of blues does have the same rhythm though. and it hate it for that just like i do reggaeton. i dunno, maybe it's cause i'm a drummer that i find it excruciatingly tedious.

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 21:11 (twenty years ago)

http://wayneandwax.blogspot.com/2005/08/we-use-so-many-snares.html

Everyone links to this when people ask them to justify listening to reggaeton!!!

deej.., Tuesday, 6 September 2005 21:13 (twenty years ago)

I love rhythm in music but its rarely variation that gets to me, per se. Although that can be appealing too. But I love DJ Premier beats and he rarely switch up those after 1996 or so, at least from a rhythmic perspective.

deej.., Tuesday, 6 September 2005 21:16 (twenty years ago)

yes but dj premier is timeless, don't you get it???

rio natsume, Tuesday, 6 September 2005 21:20 (twenty years ago)

maybe within each song he doesn't switch up the rhythm, but nearly every song has a different rhythm from the rest. likewise, for me it's not a necessity that variation of the basic rhythmic occur within a song, but it definitely is needed among songs. would you want the melody of every song you hear to be the same?

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 21:22 (twenty years ago)

out of curiousity, what are some rap albums that have the same rhythm throughout?

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 21:25 (twenty years ago)

Oh I dunno probably the last gang starr album.

deej.., Tuesday, 6 September 2005 21:32 (twenty years ago)

you lucked out cause i've only heard the single off that one.

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 21:34 (twenty years ago)

but anyway a good number of funk and rap classics can be identified solely from their distinctive percussive rhythm.

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 21:37 (twenty years ago)

Or iow, breakbeats to thread.

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 21:38 (twenty years ago)

I mean your criticism of reggaeton just seems like another level of the criticism that was laid at the feet of rap artists who reused breaks from song to song when really w reggaeton its about 'what can i do around this common ground,' this rhythmic pulse gives them the freedom to try anything and connect with people through that unifying pulse.

deej.., Tuesday, 6 September 2005 21:41 (twenty years ago)

"The new hip-hop" is the new "the new punk"

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 21:42 (twenty years ago)

i see what you're saying but they're not really trying *anything* are they? what i've heard is more limited than that. it's a bit of a one-trick pony, just depends on whether you like that trick.

heywood jablomi (heywood), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 21:43 (twenty years ago)

so why doesn't all music just have one rhythm so as to obtain this freedom and powerful connection that for some reason is linked with monotonous rhythm?
producers who re-use the same breaks over and over are lame.

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 21:46 (twenty years ago)

would you want the melody of every song you hear to be the same?
-- oops (don'temailmenicelad...), September 6th, 2005 3:22 PM. (Oops)

it works for JA dancehall audiences!

vahid (vahid), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 21:47 (twenty years ago)

so why doesn't all music just have one rhythm so as to obtain this freedom and powerful connection that for some reason is linked with monotonous rhythm?

anyway all music isn't made for the same purpose. you wouldn't play reggaeton at a funeral, duh.

vahid (vahid), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 21:48 (twenty years ago)

I don't think I know enough about the genre to make that determination. It'd be like wishing more rap artists were like Outkast or something. And from what I can tell and rob them co said it up thread and he's right no one on ILM (Save maybe R_S and Gavin M.) seems to actually be listening to the music or know more than three songs its all of this "oh man its the same beat these guys suck, i hate hearing it in cars that drive by." Well why don't you, you know, go to the store and listen to it and talk to people who like it and learn a little spanish? You're just hearing the most obvious and musically 'visible' aspect and judging the entire genre as 'static' based on one of its common characteristics.

deej.., Tuesday, 6 September 2005 21:50 (twenty years ago)

(xxxposts to heywood)

deej.., Tuesday, 6 September 2005 21:51 (twenty years ago)

the "freedom" i would guess, comes from the fusion of styles that share a certain tempo range or similarities in beat structure. the thing is, to me at least, it seems that reggaeton has now already settled on what the elements are that make a "reggaeton" track and experimentation is over.

heywood jablomi (heywood), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 21:52 (twenty years ago)

you wouldn't listen to rap at a funeral either, but that doesn't stop it from having more than one rhythm. i don't see your point.

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 21:53 (twenty years ago)

Again Heywood, I don't know how you can make that determination. How many reggaeton albums have you heard? How many mixes? Have you listened to how the genre has progressed over time? I've probably intentionally listened to a lot more reggaeton than you have and I have absolutely no IDEA where the genre stands sonically.

deej.., Tuesday, 6 September 2005 21:55 (twenty years ago)

producers who re-use the same breaks over and over are lame.
-- oops (don'temailmenicelad...), September 6th, 2005 3:46 PM. (Oops)

anyway you may have noticed that reggaeton isn't a producer-led genre. unlike, say, rap, where people are at least as interested in hearing what just blaze or pharrell or timbaland are doing as they are what their favorite rappers are doing.

the vibe in reggaeton is built around the vocal performers, their various personaes and deliveries. the fact that your average reggaeton listener "gets" this and oops doesn't leads me to believe

1) oops has really poor listening skills / negative capability

2) oops finds listening to music excruciatingly tedious compared to dissing it on ILM.

vahid (vahid), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 21:55 (twenty years ago)

you wouldn't listen to rap at a funeral either, but that doesn't stop it from having more than one rhythm. i don't see your point.
-- oops (don'temailmenicelad...), September 6th, 2005 3:53 PM. (Oops)

yes, but rap doesn't have the "freedom and powerful connection" you get from reggaeton.

congrats on building an awesome circular argument, oops!

vahid (vahid), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 21:56 (twenty years ago)

dude, did I shit on your mother or something?

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 21:56 (twenty years ago)

xpost deej:
well, in my case, i work in a record shop and one of my coworkers plays reggaeton mixes often in our shared workspace, so i think i've heard my fair share. you have a point though.
my argument isn't oops' - that it all sounds the same - i just don't think the rhythms are that imaginative - they only really 'pop' for me occasionally. not knowing any in-depth spanish beyond basics, the vocals take on an instrumental/rhythmic role and, again, most of the time the cadence and rhythm of the vocals feels rote and doesn't move me. is there anything going on there lyrically we should know about? my latino coworker sings along, the times i've asked him to translate yielded the usual party lyrics.
i'm a massive fan of rhythm and syncopation - in theory these subgenres should be right up my alley...i'm just not feeling it.

heywood jablomi (heywood), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 21:58 (twenty years ago)

it doesn't? what's circular argument are you speaking of?

Obviously those who like reggaeton see positive things in it, and obviously rhythmic variation is not one of these things. All I'm saying is that it's important to me and I think any of the positives of reggaeton can be retained if the rhythm altered even a smidge.

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 21:59 (twenty years ago)

OK, oops, i will break it down for your excruciatingly tedious ass

1) reggaeton (like dancehall) is way way more streamlined than other musics (excruciatingly tedious drummer-led postrock, for example) as far as the beats go.

1a) this gives the vocal performers the freedom to go bonkers, while tying the music together enough to give it a powerful, linear flow for rocking the block party.

2) the reason all music doesn't do this is because all music isn't a block party. do you think rap is as good as rocking a block party as reggaeton? is that why reggaeton is more popular than rap in san diego on the rap radio stations right now? i think audiences prefer successful music to unsuccessful music.

vahid (vahid), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 21:59 (twenty years ago)

my argument isn't oops' - that it all sounds the same

exactly where did i make this argument??

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 22:00 (twenty years ago)

xpost deej again:
you have most definitely heard more of the music than i have. i'm not claming to be an expert. i think i've heard enough to form a valid opinion about it though.

heywood jablomi (heywood), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 22:00 (twenty years ago)

oops: i certainly don't want to speak for you but, you didn't? lack of rhythmic variation=???
am i misinterpreting?

heywood jablomi (heywood), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 22:02 (twenty years ago)

heywood - Try it in a club situation, thats how I got into it. I mean i have friends who listen and understand it and are all into it but for me (I speak v. little spanish) its just about a) the sound of chicago summer nights and b) fun to dance to with girls in a club.

deej.., Tuesday, 6 September 2005 22:02 (twenty years ago)

vahid lemme say this again for you exruciatingly douchebagian ass:

all the positives of reggaeton could be retained if more than a single rhythm were used. there have been scores of other dance music genres that employed more than a single rhythm and many of them rocked blocks.

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 22:03 (twenty years ago)

'up in arms'? i'm not the one who knee-jerked and called someone a 'fucking moron' because they don't like something that i do. by your swift and ott reaction i would guess that the truth hurts, huh?

what truth? who/where are these hipsters listening to baile funk/reggaeton/b-more club? are we talking about hollertronix here or what? i mean, you can dislike the music all you want, fine by me. but i don't get how the jump is made to "emperor's new clothes."

amon (eman), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 22:04 (twenty years ago)

heywood, it's not like "it all has the same rhythm" is my opinion. deej said it all does, and that that's what makes it reggaeton.

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 22:05 (twenty years ago)

do you think rap is as good as rocking a block party as reggaeton?

South Bronx, late 70s to thread.

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 22:07 (twenty years ago)

i think audiences prefer successful music to unsuccessful music.

what a strange idea.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 22:09 (twenty years ago)

the emperor's new clothes:
these genres are upheld by hipsters (hollertronix, sure) & the hipster press (fader, catchdubs, pfork) - as hot, new, cutting-edge forms of music. bmore club & baile funk - i really don't see what is new or innovative about it - it's been done before, and better. see: miami bass, detroit ghettotech, uk hardcore breaks circa 1991...
the only exception might be reggaeton, in that something actually *new* has happened, but rather than multiple genres coming together to form something wholly new, i just hear something stitched-together out of other things.

heywood jablomi (heywood), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 22:16 (twenty years ago)

oops: gotcha.

heywood jablomi (heywood), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 22:18 (twenty years ago)

I think this is an example of a reggaeton track that does some interesting things:

http://s38.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0EMDEKC9BAXXV1ZG8HMSGQDRTV

(I've posted this before.)

I don't have any real historical perspective on it, but I think reggaeton is actually in a very fluid state right now. I think the potential for commercial crossover (of various sorts--not necessarily even crossover to an English-speaking audience, but also crossover to different Latino demographics) is actually inspiring more experimentation, because the average pop listener doesn't want to hear a purist hardcore reggaeton sound. I think that could be a positive thing. For example, the fusion of reggaeton with bachata (itself pretty damn formulaic) has gotten fairly big, and I'm not sure that was there from the beginning of reggaeton. (Probably not since bachata itself didn't crossover big time into the general Latin music scene until the late 90s.)

Not sure if I agree with vahid re: not being producer oriented. What about Luny Tunes? But maybe he is an exception.

multi-x-post

Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 22:19 (twenty years ago)

I mean, having guest salsa stars on reggaeton albums (which happens reasonably often) is probably done with an eye to expanding the Latino audience for reggaeton, rather than appealing to hardcore reggaeton fans. (It could also be that these reggaeton artists really do like and admire those salsa performers.) But anyway, if you are going to do that, then you might also permit a little more of the broader Latin music context to change the music.

Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 22:24 (twenty years ago)

I still don't know what my circular argument was

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 22:25 (twenty years ago)

I think its more of an issue of lazy solidarity w grassroots 'hot new cutting edge music' without any actual risk, get those 'rekkids' and play them with all your trendy white sophisticate friends and don't actually get involved with the culture that originates it. Your understanding is via this filter of fader etc. So I understand your reaction to it; hipster involvement with this stuff seems so superficial at times, like when Fader kids say "oh hey this shit BANGS" and there appears to be no qualitative understanding of it, the appeal is entirely 'here's what brownskinned poor kids are listening to and dancing to lets show our solidarity!' No attempt to engage with it beyond "i just like to shake my ass to it, what's wrong with that?"

So I understand your resistence.
Yet your objections are just as lazy I think. "its been done before, and better" - has it? This criticism just seems so removed from the fact that, you know, tons of people actually like this music and these genres are vital and that its not just about whether hipsters give a shit.

deej.., Tuesday, 6 September 2005 22:25 (twenty years ago)

One reason I am paying attention to it at all, since I don't like that much of it, is that I think it's going to get better. Everybody is now working on new albums, and most of them feel that they have something to prove, that they are representing Puerto Ricans (in most cases) and maybe Latinos in general.

Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 22:26 (twenty years ago)

tons of people actually like this music and these genres are vital

no, deej, they just haven't heard that south bronx 70s shit

vahid (vahid), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 22:28 (twenty years ago)

deej: well said, both positive and negative. you may be right about me being lazy as well. that said i *still* just don't see the big deal. i'll check out that link you posted, i really would like to be proved wrong on this particular point.

heywood jablomi (heywood), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 22:29 (twenty years ago)

once again vahid. read carefully:

Obviously those who like reggaeton see positive things in it, and obviously rhythmic variation is not one of these things. All I'm saying is that it's important to me and I think any of the positives of reggaeton can be retained if the rhythm altered even a smidge.

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 22:30 (twenty years ago)

vahid you seemed to be saying that reggaeton is the only music that has ever been played at a block party, and so naturally I listed just one other genre that has its roots in exactly that sort of environment. but y'know, it'd require you not being a complete ass for one second to see that.

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 22:32 (twenty years ago)

you can't like everything. i certainly can understand why people wouldn't like baltimore club, hardcore gabber, salsa, death metal, indian classical, bhangra, lots of stuff. it's not gonna appeal to everyone. especially if you have pedestrian american tastes. which most americans do. complaining about hipsters seems beside the point. or maybe it's always the point if you are a hipster yourself and just like other hip stuff.

scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 22:33 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, it's all good to hate. Seriously.

Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 22:35 (twenty years ago)

but it's rocks the block in San Diego and is successful music!! what a fool am I for voicing a criticism.

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 22:37 (twenty years ago)

baile funk and b-more club are both so tied to their indigenous areas that bringing any sort of hipster blame into the equation gives hipsters way more credit than they should ever deserve. they're still at the fringes, if anything, try as they might.

amon (eman), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 22:39 (twenty years ago)

oops its weirdo outsider criticism that makes no attempt to understand it. No one says you have to like it but that doesn't mean you lob potshots at it from your culturally superior position.

deej.., Tuesday, 6 September 2005 22:41 (twenty years ago)

This is from the new Vico C. Naturally I like the congas, but I also like the way, while it sticks to the usual rhythm, it opens it up a bit--there's a little more space. I think it's pretty good, not fantastically phenomenal, but good:

http://s56.yousendit.com/d.php?id=3FXOLI0J1FY802SFIZQ1KSYG4C

Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 22:43 (twenty years ago)

i like the congas too!

scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 22:44 (twenty years ago)

how am I in a culturally superior position? how do you know i have not tried or that i do not understand it? does that mean i don't understand any music, such as blues, that is very repetitive? can't i understand it and then not like certain aspects of it? what criticism am I allowed to have since, y'know, I AM an outsider? I can lob potshots at whatever and whomever I choose to. Giving credence and validity to them, that's up to you.

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 22:48 (twenty years ago)

No one says you have to like it but

...just don't tell anyone you don't and, under no circumstances, explain why you don't.

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 22:51 (twenty years ago)

are there any genres of music you dislike, deej?

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 22:53 (twenty years ago)

You are 'allowed' any criticisms you want to have, i'm not advocating facism. The point is that a criticism of a genre that celebrates a particular rhythm, a genre defined by this rhythm, that argues the music is just a crappy fad because of this rhythm is really lazy and it makes it sound like you have no interest in actually understanding why so many people like it. Basically you come across like an insensitive jerk.

deej.., Tuesday, 6 September 2005 22:54 (twenty years ago)

oops of course there are, but I don't go into threads about them like "MAN ALL THIS ELECTRO HOUSE SOUNDS THE SAME BOOM CLICK BOOM CLICK SWITCH UP THE FUCKING RHYTHM!"

deej.., Tuesday, 6 September 2005 22:57 (twenty years ago)

haha i can't believe i didnt think of this upthread when you were asking about genres that don't switch up rhythms - does HOUSE music ring a bell?

deej.., Tuesday, 6 September 2005 23:01 (twenty years ago)

please do. xpost

don't be jerk, this is china (FE7), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 23:02 (twenty years ago)

I don't see what's wrong with most of what oops is saying. Why is it wrong to say you don't value what a particular genre does?

But reggaeton has already been around long enough not to just be a fad, I think, though I'm not sure how the old numbers compare to where it is now. (It could be a fad for some of the crossover audience though.)

Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 23:04 (twenty years ago)

What's with that constant cymbal tapping in jazz drumming?

Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 23:04 (twenty years ago)

I understand why so many people like it. I understand why so many people like McDonald's, too. I don't know why every argument on this board winds up being about the psychology of the arguers rather than the subject at hand.
I think it's a fad --never said it was crappy---cause it became ubiquitous/emerged from its subculture so rapidly, is attached to dance, and relies on a single rhythm...attributes which traditionally mark a fad. If it turns out to not be a fad, then yay. Maybe it'd get more rhythmically interesting. to me.
My criticism IS lazy. I'm not trying to get published in the Times or anything. I'm not going to delve deep into something that repulses me at first glance. That doesn't mean I don't have a valid criticism. All anyone else has said is that the limitations I see in it are overwhelmed by its positives. Fair enough. I just cannot get past that limitation.

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 23:06 (twenty years ago)

deej read this thread's title. I haven't gone into any other reggaeton threads and criticized it. God forbid I do on a "I hate reggaeton" thread.

haha I used to listen to house ALL the time. but you know what? i got sick of the boom ch boom ch boom ch over and over and over. all along the, the stuff I liked most generally strayed from a strict four-to-the-floor beat.

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 23:08 (twenty years ago)

i mean if you went on a "I HATE REGGAE" thread and said how you hate throbbing basslines and why the fuck do they use that one-drop rhythm so much???, i'd just have to shrug my shoulders. I wouldn't pull some PC bullshit about culturally superior positions and not wanting to understand minority subcultures or whatever.

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 23:11 (twenty years ago)

I guess what sort of annoyed me about yr position was that it sounds suspiciously like you're insinuating its worthlessness rather than your own personal reasons for not liking it, i.e. "we'll all be saying 'remember when reggaeton was supposed to be big?'" vs. "I don't really like reggaeton bceause i prefer genres with more rhythmic variety." And, uh, its already big, and your criticism actually sounds a lot like criticisms of disco! Which of course most people DO call a 'fad' but those people are wrong, its no less or more of a fad than say rock music.

deej.., Tuesday, 6 September 2005 23:12 (twenty years ago)

Dude you don't have to follow 'pc bullshit' if you dont want to but don't be all surprised when people who do like the music and bother to understand it get mad.

deej.., Tuesday, 6 September 2005 23:16 (twenty years ago)

my comment was more of a throwaway i-bet-you-ten-bucks remark than a putdown....but disco WAS a fad. so was breakdancing. that doesn't mean both of them didn't kept going long after the public at large thought they were passe and/or extinct.

after a few years on this board, i'm never surprised at the things people take offense to.

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 23:18 (twenty years ago)

You're telling me - someone got mad at me because I dissed new balance sneakers.

Disco was as much of a fad as any kind of music.

deej.., Tuesday, 6 September 2005 23:21 (twenty years ago)

What's wrong with New Balance sneakers?

Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 23:24 (twenty years ago)

They always give me blisters, and I have never gotten blisters from my sneakers before.

deej.., Tuesday, 6 September 2005 23:26 (twenty years ago)

haha have we reached the part where oops complains about political correctness already? strange how often that happens, wonder what it means

j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 23:26 (twenty years ago)

Most overrated sneakers?

deej.., Tuesday, 6 September 2005 23:28 (twenty years ago)

maybe it means i'm sick of PC bullshit, ya think sherlock?

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 23:29 (twenty years ago)

(heywood, i take back the "moron" comment in light of recent developments)

amon (eman), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 23:31 (twenty years ago)

we've also reached the point where blount chimes in with some snide "haha what a fool you are lil boy" remark. lock thread.

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 23:31 (twenty years ago)

how often does it happen blount? what percentage of my posts invoke it? compare/contrast to what percentage of yours are "haha" asshattery.

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 23:36 (twenty years ago)

this thread stopped being fun to read when jw stopped being unreasonable and sexyd stopped being racist.

Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 23:36 (twenty years ago)

Fucking New Balance always has that same "N" on the side. Why don't they mix that shit up? There are other letters you know!

walter kranz (walterkranz), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 23:37 (twenty years ago)

but it allows the wearer to have a freedom and sense of unity with other new balance wearers that they would not otherwise have.

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 23:39 (twenty years ago)

whoa it's not automatically wrong to snap-judge reggaeton for its dullish boundaries any more than it is to defend it quite unfairly with only over-idealistic pr agendas to back it up; (even tho / despite?) living in england and not even getting the level of background noise exposure that concerns this thread i'm quite happy stating that getting into this music is a bit of a chore and gets tiring v quickly so whtvr. so to an extent i'd be more than interested in ppl coming on here and saying "hey look this partic track bangs" (not at all an unhelpful vector in, and certainly fundamentally more understanding to r-ton (as dance music) than tartly saying dissenters hate sex (as dance music)) and go from there. that doesnt happen right now.

and i've never seen anything about r-ton as a socio-cultural thing that went further than "here is some culture and it dances to this, check it" anyway. it's always a bit ripe to complain that hollertronix are 'just' BEING DEEJAYS, wot a bunch of bastards

the interesting thing about r-ton (outside of the whole "i am dancing to any bit of reggaeton" situation) is probly that its relative remoteness might always demand some sort of crossbreeding to be popular and interesting (to 'us'?), a 4ever isolated core defined by its outsider tendrils more so than any other genre. so the whole orbit of hmm:

- 1 kogan/eddyish international idealistic freestyle-mash pop hit every year (probly by nina sky every year)

- the dj undercurrent of r-ton breaks 12s, rnb blends (dj kazzanova, co-stars), yellow av8s, 'reggaeton hits 14' compilations interpeting the r-ton bits it likes for urban clubs

- stuff like pharrell and j-lo doing a collabo with luny tunes (true)

- eventually a false critical continuum of "real" r-ton based solely on what tunes have the wibbliest mad noises (like saying ciara 'goodies' ws the best rnb tune of 04 etc) (nb if i had to post a top 10 right now it wd prob be one like this)

really i dont even know what i'm talking about anymore, but im sure as hell not reading this thread again for xps and no doubt massive holes in whatever i've said.

hold tight the private caller (mwah), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 23:42 (twenty years ago)

N N N N N N N N N GASOLINNNNNNA

deej.., Tuesday, 6 September 2005 23:42 (twenty years ago)

This is kind of like what Yerba Buena is doing, but more successful imo. It's an unconventional cha cha cha (I guess, unless it's something close), so not strictly reggaeton, but it's the sort of thing that shows up alongside reggaeton:

Vico C: Vamonos Po' Encima Feat D'Mingo & La Mala Rodriguez

Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 23:43 (twenty years ago)

and i've never seen anything about r-ton as a socio-cultural thing that went further than "here is some culture and it dances to this, check it" anyway.

I think there have been slightly more involved discussions than that about it on ILM.

Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 23:47 (twenty years ago)

That would be the UK-US divide because the social aspect of reggaeton is a lot more intense here, i can't walk down the street without hearing it, you can go to clubs here in chicago where its all they play and the clubs are packed.

deej.., Tuesday, 6 September 2005 23:49 (twenty years ago)

mia is shit

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 23:50 (twenty years ago)

I guess this is sort of a querey of rtc's notion of 'us' because its relatively easy to get submerged within reggaeton round these parts.

deej.., Tuesday, 6 September 2005 23:51 (twenty years ago)

(although my horrible spanish makes my presumption a bit questionable i suppose)

deej.., Tuesday, 6 September 2005 23:51 (twenty years ago)

I think one reason I haven't gotten more impatien the beat is that it just seems like such a funny sound.

x-post:

I wouldn't say it's THAT in your face in Philadelphia, but I do hear it pretty often. If I weren't already tuned into it though, I might not notice it coming out of passing cars.

Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 23:52 (twenty years ago)

yeah but thats all still dancefloor-universal stuff, i meant more like the who's-dissing-who intra-referential business that goes on, dirty south style

hold tight the private caller (mwah), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 23:54 (twenty years ago)

I don't know. Actually, from what little I see, there seems to be more emphasis on cooperation than beefing, but maybe I just don't know about it. But everybody seems to guest on everybody else's albums.

Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 23:56 (twenty years ago)

i mean like hearing it out of some car windows on the regular isnt giving anyone crazy insight. in fact leave the personality/scene angle alone - what about the i dunno, lingual things we might not get that makes a hot r-ton ballad, something comfy and generic but visibly more popular than something else

hold tight the private caller (mwah), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 00:02 (twenty years ago)

I just work here.

Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 00:06 (twenty years ago)

Babel Fish Translation

In English:

"machete hey hey machete"

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hold tight the private caller (mwah), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 00:07 (twenty years ago)

All music sounds the same if you really think about it.

Mike Smith, Wednesday, 7 September 2005 00:09 (twenty years ago)

whoa it's not automatically wrong to snap-judge reggaeton for its dullish boundaries any more than it is to defend it quite unfairly with only over-idealistic pr agendas to back it up;

ha ha, good thing you're not biased. That reads like "On the one hand I'm right but on the other hand you're wrong."

walter kranz (walterkranz), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 00:13 (twenty years ago)

(xpost) when does the new Mike Smith album drop?

amon (eman), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 00:18 (twenty years ago)

not enough money in it or regional variation (it's still basically ny-miami-pr axis at most right?) for major beefing yet i'd guess maybe. i'm guessing it's maybe a bit too trebly to unavoidably stand out from passing cars, though it always stands out to me; there's also the possibility that reggaeton producers aren't yet specifically designing tracks to stand out in passing traffic the way hip-hop producers definitely used to (hank shocklee esp). it's also not quite a paradigm shift like hip-hop was so it blends in easier, esp since it's top 40 breakthru is coming on the back of recent high exposure of dancehall, with a big demographic difference meaning that if it might not peak as big as dancehall chartwise in 03, it might maintain it's presence more. also it seems a bit odd to be surprised that miserable anti-social fuxx might not enjoy joyful pro-social music or that some indie hipster types that chose that aesthetic to quarantine themselves from the world might blanche at segments of their market engaging with the world (ironically or not) or that some gentrifying types might be deciding white flight was a great idea to begin with.

j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 00:18 (twenty years ago)

If you really think about it all music sounds the same because it is music and if you hypothesise it is music and really think about it, the thing is that happenes is that it is all just a chemical reaction in your brain, and if you hyphothesise it, and really answere the question then it is all the same thing. I think that if you really try to get a grasp on it, then you might understand that music is all about what the sound of the music is and that it all sounds the same, but when it sounds different it is actually the same, because it is actually different of what it is in your brian ie. the chemical reaction. The hypothesis is that what is actually music is actually what it is in your brain ie. the thing that happenes when you hear it is actually the same and not different. So when you really sit down and think about it, and hypothesise it and then answer the question, well i guess what really happenes is this: that what happens and what doesn't happen is still the same thing, but it is not different. If you really think about this, there is two thing to answere the question: it is not different but it is the same thing. The hypothesis answers the question that the cultural exchange is the question and the answere is said that it is what it is, and the culrure of society is that the music is probably the same even if you think it appears different, because it all sounds the same. Now, if you take say one kind of music, and then take say another kind of music, then listen to the music, in your brain it is the same thing, but it is also the same thing that it is in the cultural exchange, you proabbly will find that it is the same after all. Now, i am not saying that it is different, because it is all the same. But, if you were to take say, one kind of music, and then take say another kind of music, and listen to both of those musics at the same time with the same kind of cultural exchange, then I think that maybe the cultural exchange will the be exactly the same. Chuck Eddy hypothesised that the cultural exchange will be what he thinks is the same as the other cultural exhcane, produced by the music, and if then Frank Kogan was to hypothesise further on the cultural exchange as if it appeared different to him as to what Chuck Eddy hears in the cultural exchange, then the cultural exchange will still be the same.

Mike Smith, Wednesday, 7 September 2005 00:19 (twenty years ago)

joyful pro-social music

An awful lot of it is dark and broody and sounds like it's from the soundtrack of a grim movie about gang warfare or the like. Maybe that stays on the albums and doesn't get played so much in the clubs.

(To clarify: I have heard it in clubs at certain points, but I don't really know what reggaeton gets played in clubs now, since I go out for salsa; and reggaeton (in the mostly Latin context, here in this city, anyway) is mostly off on its own, or blended with merengue, bachata, and maybe Latin pop & house.)

Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 00:36 (twenty years ago)

yeah latinos r goth as fuck! here's an unlucky 13:

don omar - entre tu y yo rmx
trivales - fiesta
daddy yankee / don omar - gata gangsteril
daddy yankee / divino - dimelo
g-unit - stunt 101 (dj mingo rmx)
notch - hay que bueno
k young / luna / co-stars - rain or shine
lito y polaco - si ella es brava
kamile - bando kurupto 2
guanabanas - bien bellaca
mario / pantera - let me love you (co-stars rmx)
wisin y yandel - dembow (mi vida)
ivy queen - papi te quiero rmx

hold tight the private caller (mwah), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 00:44 (twenty years ago)

come to think of it lenky wd be v well suited to r-ton, atmospherically

hold tight the private caller (mwah), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 00:48 (twenty years ago)

rockist have you noticed any sorta generational divide happening? i know reggaeton's market is overwhelmingly young but is it cutting into salsa, etc.'s markets? is the cross generational aspect of latin musics something i'd imagined (i remember someone on one of these threads telling me 'norteno' was old people music that young people don't listen to it) and is it fading at all? if so how much of that is due to reggaeton and how much is sideeffects of assimilation, etc.?

j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 00:53 (twenty years ago)

I need to think about those questions, or maybe better, run them by someone who is more likely to know. Before Billboard removed reggaeton from the Tropical Album charts, it was starting to dominate them, so the answer is probably partly a yes. It seems to me there have only been a handful of commercially huge salsa stars in the last several years. I think salsa was in a bit of a slump in the late 80s or something like that, losing some ground to merengue in particular.

Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 01:06 (twenty years ago)

"the interesting thing about r-ton (outside of the whole "i am dancing to any bit of reggaeton" situation) is probly that its relative remoteness might always demand some sort of crossbreeding to be popular and interesting (to 'us'?), a 4ever isolated core defined by its outsider tendrils more so than any other genre. so the whole orbit of hmm:"

This touches something for me: I often enjoy the pop end of a particular genre but with reggaeton that was particularly accentuated for me, N.O.R.E. or Ashanti crossover tunes seeming so much more idunno immediate than "proper" reggaeton (which I still liked but have to work with to get my head around to some extent) (BTW i'm speaking in past tense because I've since gotten much more used to reggaeton and the gap has narrowed somewhat)

What interested me was how on, say, that Ashanti bootleg, I didn't notice the repetitive staple rhythm as much as on other stuff... which leads me to suspect that it's not necessarily the rhythm per se that people find oppressive, but more the fact that, in the face of multiple levels of newness/unfamiliarity, the monotonousness of the rhythm is a step too far, leaves people almost nothing to latch onto in the first instance. Having a familiar Ashanti song, or even just familiar voices speaking in English (see "Oye Mi Canto") to work with made the experience much less tiring (on another level, both these tunes are I think exceedingly well produced).

I often think about a post Josh Kortbein wrote on his blog about how he couldn't remember the moment when he got used to house beat, but somehow it had quietly gone from seeming oppressive, rhythmically authoritarian, to seeming quite natural, almost inaudible in its familiarity (and this is only about a year or two after we'd had a bit of back-and-forth where he'd complained of exactly that) - in some senses the dance music fan doesn't actually hear the house beat at all, just what a particular track does with it - in the same way that when you're reading you don't necessarily stop and take notice of the fact that you're looking at the letters "a", "b", "c" etc., but you will notice if they're written in an interesting font.

I think this is true for reggaeton as well. Perhaps we can distinguish between two levels of frustration vis a vis the reggaeton beat:
a) the initial balking at its overall bracing quality (specifically its repetitiveness)
b) after this has been overcome, a residual desire for more interesting um fonting of the beat.

The hard part is often knowing which of these two types of frustration is speaking. It's easy to say "It's not that I don't get reggaeton, it's because I get it that it annoys/frustrates me." But I know from my own changing attitudes to lots of different styles of music that when I thought I was speaking from position (b) I was often in fact speaking from position (a), or a mixture of both - the two frustrations often interlock with one another and can be difficult to detangle.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 01:08 (twenty years ago)

blount, to partly respond further, at least as far as the salsa club situation (in Philadelphia--not quite a Latin dance capital), in the time I've been dancing I've seen a tension between the more hardcore salsero sub-culture that wants 95% or more salsa played, and other Latin club goers who might want some merengue and bachata (etc.) mixed in (and maybe not much salsa to begin with). Obviously, I tend to be more with the salsero crowd, although I enjoy having a few merengues and bachatas included. There are certain nights that are geared primarily to the salsero crowd (when I guess maybe it pays off for the club to cater to a hardcore crowd who will come out in the middle of the week), but often on Fridays and Saturdays those same clubs will mix things up a lot more (presumably because more people are going out anyway, and it pays to appeal to a broader crowd). Also, for instance, the two times I've been to Tierra Colombiana, in North Philadelphia, I heard lots of merengue, but also cumbia (which I don't think I've ever heard at any other salsa or even merengue oriented nights) and some other Colombian genres I couldn't identify. So I think there's already this very fragmented niche thing going on.

Anyway, the point of all this is that its more of a dance sub-culture breakdown than a generational one. So far the more salsa-oriented nights don't appear to be drawing an older &/or less Latino crowd than they did previously. That could change, obviously. Meanwhile, I assume the nights dominated by reggaeton are mostly younger. I have never checked one out.

Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 01:51 (twenty years ago)

(Tierra Colombiana is a really wonderful place, incidentally. It's got a large, family-oriented, restaurant on the first floor that serves really large portions of tasty Colombian and Cuban food. The restaurant has a really inviting, garden-like interior, with fountains, if I remember correctly. Upstairs there is a bar and dance-floor. It's a mostly Latino crowd.)

Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 01:56 (twenty years ago)

Um.. has Baltimore club music changed much to suddenly become interesting? Somebody upthread wrote "simpsons theme over breaks," (haha) and that kind of thing has been on Baltimore radio for years. I'd always wonder why certain stations that were normally pretty decent were suddenly playing stuff for candy ravers on Friday night.

dar1a g (daria g), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 02:22 (twenty years ago)

tim: i agree, broadly, and certainly yr last para in partic. but i might venture that it's not only the addition of a familiar element in those crossover tunes that appeals (the mario rmx v similar to the ashanti btw, and by the same ppl) but also that the dembow beat is by and large slowed down and left to subtly patrol the rmxed songs, their er narratives and also unusually melodic synthlines (and chimey things in oye mi canto's case), whereas in r-ton proper as it were the beat is crisply foregrounded far far more and melodic aspects and esp mc raps are filigree around it.(and also made first and voiced later in ragga n rap fashion presumably) so it seems v obvious with the rmxs that the beat has been built around a prexisiting song, or, if u like, that the song doesnt hear the beat so you don't have to either. minor tho.

(all probly what u meant anyway in saying "exceedingly well produced")

(k young's 'rain or shine' does bear yr point out tho, dembow stiffness relaxed by youthful american rnb sweetness)

hold tight the private caller (mwah), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 02:23 (twenty years ago)

200 posts later and it is day 3 of my new apartment. Roaches = vanquished. Now for the constant reggaeton.

Fushigina Blobby: Blobania no Kiki (ex machina), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 02:28 (twenty years ago)

x-post

Well yeah it is what I meant but I hadn't actually worked out for myself that that was in fact what I meant...so thanx!!

Another way of putting what you've just pointed out is that most reggaeton is very ground-up structural, everything really complements (and effectively sounds like it's already implied by) the beat. On say the "Only You" remix I like the way the high'n'low synths almost feel out-of-time with the beat, or rather operating according to a different logic, so that there's a shadowy secondary groove at work - not just the repetitive beat but the ongoing loosening/tightening of the space between the beat and the arrangement.

Describing this sort of thing always makes me want to start using Marxist terminology - base/superstructure, totality, overdetermination...

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 02:33 (twenty years ago)

the interesting thing with reggaeton is less the beat which is an interesting hybrid sure, but nothing astonshing, so much as the flow, which is a genuine mutation cum translation of elements of rap and dancehall flow into a language w/ v. different rhyhtmic elements and rhyme possibilities, not to mention with different melodic qualities so associated as to be innate.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 06:15 (twenty years ago)

I ran blount's question by my Puerto Rican informant (currently living back in Puerto Rico, though I think she's spent most of her life in the U.S.) and fwiw she says:

i think reggeton has taken a lot of t[h]e younger market for salsa and merengue[.] merengue was HOT HOT with younger ppl here a few years ago, now not so much[.] i think a lot of it is that salsa has gotten stale and boring and reggaeton is fresh[.]
i wouldnt say its assimilation, as its happening within latin countries too[.]

Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 10:53 (twenty years ago)

Describing this sort of thing always makes me want to start using Marxist terminology - base/superstructure, totality, overdetermination...

-- Tim Finney (tfinne...), September 7th, 2005.

tim, i can see where you want to go here, and it doesn't make any sense. the base/superstructure thing (hardly a major part of marx) is more or less an invention of stalinist cultural theory. the concept 'base=rhythm/funktional', 'superstructure=other things' is wretched.

N_RQ, Wednesday, 7 September 2005 11:24 (twenty years ago)

"Somebody upthread wrote "simpsons theme over breaks," (haha) and that kind of thing has been on Baltimore radio for years. I'd always wonder why certain stations that were normally pretty decent were suddenly playing stuff for candy ravers on Friday night."-Darla G

My experience with Baltimore radio has been that station(s)(2 or 1 over the years)) that normally play your standard top 10 rap and r'n'b songs were instead for a few late-night hour playing special mixes with 50s oldies as well as tv show themes and other stuff mixes over Baltimore club music. I haven't listened much lately, but it was once alot more than 'candy raver' stuff(whatever that is). When DJ Frankski, who is now in Atlanta, was on Baltimore radio years ago(shortly after he had left college radio) his late-night special mixes were imaginative.

steve k, Wednesday, 7 September 2005 12:18 (twenty years ago)

"tim, i can see where you want to go here, and it doesn't make any sense. the base/superstructure thing (hardly a major part of marx) is more or less an invention of stalinist cultural theory. the concept 'base=rhythm/funktional', 'superstructure=other things' is wretched."

Relax Enrique it was a joke!

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 13:31 (twenty years ago)

Might as well listen to POLKA.

Old School (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 13:38 (twenty years ago)

Polka is fine for dancing to.

Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 13:42 (twenty years ago)

MARCHING BAND RECORDS

Old School (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 13:48 (twenty years ago)

I have a high school marching band record from 1974 where they do Zappa's "Peaches En Regalia".

disco violence (disco violence), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 15:07 (twenty years ago)

"playing special mixes with 50s oldies as well as tv show themes and other stuff mixes over Baltimore club music."

they aren't played over the music, that is the music! or some of it anyway. i mean, they might have had a dj mixing stuff live in the studio, but there are plenty of baltimore club music SONGS that sample 50s oldies, t.v. shows, and lots of other stuff on record and cd.

scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 15:12 (twenty years ago)

noise is shit.

noise is shit, Wednesday, 7 September 2005 22:36 (twenty years ago)

What the fuck is noise?

Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 22:38 (twenty years ago)

noise is shit

noise is shit, Wednesday, 7 September 2005 22:39 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...
wow i love reggaeton man if u go to a club or a party it aint really poppin until they play some or the whole night reggaeton i mean if u r a latina like me cuz if u arent then i dnt blame u if u dnt like it,cuz i knoe white ppl cant really dance it,every club here in new york have 2 play reggaeton and the redio stations 2 so whoever dosent like it 2 bad cuz ur gonna have 2 hear it anyways :p oh and if u dnt knoe how 2 dance it dnt even try like ive seen some ppl do it cuz ull make an ass of urself jus find a seat and wait for some white music to be playd lol...1

Latina, Friday, 25 November 2005 03:47 (twenty years ago)

lol!

'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Friday, 25 November 2005 04:19 (twenty years ago)

Latina otm

deej.. (deej..), Friday, 25 November 2005 04:21 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...
All of you ignorant fucks can go suck a dick. Of course you don't like salsa or reggaeton, because you're a cracker little bitch with no rythm like all of you white fucks. Why would a white boy listen to reggaeton or salsa in the first place? I mean, you can't keep up with it, there's no way you can dance to none of the two. I've seen crackers trying to dance and that shit's hillarious, I've seen vegetables with more rythm. Of course you're gonna hate on us puerto ricans, because we're taking your bitches away from you with our rythm and our flavor. All of you cracker, gringo bitches should stick your finger up your ass to see if by a miracle you get some rythm. Bye, thank you.

P.S. Mamenme la poronga so hijos de la gran puta.

Jose Sobrino, Friday, 17 February 2006 15:12 (nineteen years ago)

Jose, did your mommy finally let you listen to Reggaeton Niños or something?

Gringo Bitch, Friday, 17 February 2006 15:37 (nineteen years ago)

In Spanish:
Mamenme la poronga so hijos de la gran puta

In English:
Mamenme poronga under children of great puta

DAMN YOU AMERICAN PUBLIC EDUCATION SYSTEM!!!! YOU TOLD ME WE'D ERADICATE FOREIGN LANGUAGES BY 2006!!!!

Suzy Creemcheese (SuzyCreemcheese), Friday, 17 February 2006 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

so deej if like a shitload of artsy folks in greenwich village started going apeshit for okinawan shit, it couldn't be labeled hipsterish cause you know there's people in okinawa who are oblivious to fads and whatnot and the music is made for them and by them, right?
-- oops (don'temailmenicelad...), September 6th, 2005.

did anyone ever follow up on this? i may not be artsy folks in nyc but that sounds like it could be interesting.

lf (lfam), Friday, 17 February 2006 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

Ya know, it seems to me the problem is with the music itself.
If it was just a couple of songs that sounded similar, then ok...but it ALL sounds the same. Just like in Hip Hop, originality is gone and laziness and money rules the day. You don't hear different aspects because there are no different aspects.

Criff (Criff), Saturday, 18 February 2006 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

Salsa? More like balsa! That shit is wooden!!

M. I. Wright (A. Lingbert), Saturday, 18 February 2006 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

Of course you don't like salsa or reggaeton, because you're a cracker little bitch with no rythm like all of you white fucks. Why would a white boy listen to reggaeton or salsa in the first place? I mean, you can't keep up with it, there's no way you can dance to none of the two. I've seen crackers trying to dance and that shit's hillarious, I've seen vegetables with more rythm.

Hmm, I think we're done here.

nancyboy (nancyboy), Saturday, 18 February 2006 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

"we're taking your bitches away from you with our rythm and our flavor."

I'm going to use this line in every argument I have from now on.

Marcel Post (Marcel Post), Saturday, 18 February 2006 22:24 (nineteen years ago)

I can't believe how some people can compare this reggaeton shit with reggae. Reggae is music that came from Jamaica, it came from the hearts of many black men, and reggaeton is the complete opposite. Most or almost all these reggaeton artist and songs sound exactly the same, and talk about the same shit. We already heard the same shit over and over again about you getting with some chick, screwing her, then dumping her ass, or all your gangster wanna asses singing about el barrio. And all these guys trying to make the song sound all passionable, but still talk about all these sexual experiences...etc. Is this what reggaeton is all about? I hate the thought that this supposed music was around for a long time now, but people are just barely starting to get all into it, they even got a radio station now all of a sudden, and all these artist are coming out of nowhere. They practicaly all got the same look, and sing about the same crap. I'm gonna go take a nap now. Writing all this got me a worked up.

tommy, Friday, 3 March 2006 01:52 (nineteen years ago)

six years pass...

wow i love reggaeton man if u go to a club or a party it aint really poppin until they play some or the whole night reggaeton i mean if u r a latina like me cuz if u arent then i dnt blame u if u dnt like it,cuz i knoe white ppl cant really dance it,every club here in new york have 2 play reggaeton and the redio stations 2 so whoever dosent like it 2 bad cuz ur gonna have 2 hear it anyways :p oh and if u dnt knoe how 2 dance it dnt even try like ive seen some ppl do it cuz ull make an ass of urself jus find a seat and wait for some white music to be playd lol...1
― Latina

buzza, Sunday, 1 April 2012 04:57 (thirteen years ago)


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