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Please kill me now. Who the fuck is Mickey Avalon?!

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http://www.mickeyavalon.com/

Please someone delete my ears and eyes. guh.

http://thecobrasnake.com/partyphotos/mickeyfuckingavalon/index.html

http://thecobrasnake.com/partyphotos/mickeyfuckingavalon/images/IMG_5510.jpg

― team jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 24 February 2006 04:22 (nineteen years ago)

one helluva drug

― team jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 24 February 2006 04:22 (nineteen years ago)

Whoever he is, he loves the 14 year-olds: http://thecobrasnake.com/partyphotos/mickeyfuckingavalon/IMG_5669.html

― WillS, Friday, 24 February 2006 05:06 (nineteen years ago)

AAAAAAARRRGGGHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!.........A-HAHAHAHAHAHAHH etc. etc. etc.

― xgurggleglgllg (xgurggleglgllg), Friday, 24 February 2006 05:24 (nineteen years ago)

so not gonna happen etc

― StanM (StanM), Friday, 24 February 2006 05:30 (nineteen years ago)

that is the most terrifying series of pictures I've ever seen

― kyle (akmonday), Friday, 24 February 2006 05:32 (nineteen years ago)

Seriously, how drunk...... er or how much money .........does it take.......this?????

― xgurggleglgllg (xgurggleglgllg), Friday, 24 February 2006 06:13 (nineteen years ago)

Age Pervert Songs

― S- (sgh), Friday, 24 February 2006 06:14 (nineteen years ago)

sorry, stan, so did happen...

http://thecobrasnake.com/partyphotos/mickeyfuckingavalon/images/IMG_5512.jpg
http://thecobrasnake.com/partyphotos/mickeyfuckingavalon/images/IMG_5693.jpg

and if you watch the video on his site (takes FOREVER to load), he performs with his pants almost off sans-undergarments and has a nasty ass chick practically sucking his dick on stage

― team jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 24 February 2006 06:16 (nineteen years ago)

has anyone even listened to the songs on his site?!

― team jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 24 February 2006 06:16 (nineteen years ago)

also, cisco adler....

― team jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 24 February 2006 06:17 (nineteen years ago)

this thread has enough evidence to incriminate him for child molestation.

― Eric Wahl (Eric Wahl), Friday, 24 February 2006 06:24 (nineteen years ago)

NOT SAFE FOR WORK

http://thecobrasnake.com/partyphotos/mickeyfuckingavalon/images/IMG_5785.jpg

NOT SAFE FOR WORK

― S- (sgh), Friday, 24 February 2006 06:31 (nineteen years ago)

if those girls had paid attention in sex ed they would have realized this guy has herpes on his face

― Eric Wahl (Eric Wahl), Friday, 24 February 2006 06:41 (nineteen years ago)

all the kids at my little sister's high school love this guy. he's local to here (costa mesa, CA), i think. he's somehow affiliated with clothing label (who also actually do a lot of really cool things) RVCA. he just played at my friend's bar... i didn't go though. not too upset that i missed it.

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Friday, 24 February 2006 07:10 (nineteen years ago)

.....and he's spreading the shit!! GAAAHH!! let those chicks learn the hard way!

― xgurggleglgllg (xgurggleglgllg), Friday, 24 February 2006 07:21 (nineteen years ago)

is he like gay and so its (all the licking etc.) ok or something? i'm totally confused -how do you get away with that???!

― Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Friday, 24 February 2006 07:24 (nineteen years ago)

Exactly the same thing that I asked. Like how drunk does a chick have to be? Or how much do you have to pay a chick??

― xgurggleglgllg (xgurggleglgllg), Friday, 24 February 2006 07:42 (nineteen years ago)

kids have different standards of beauty these days

― kyle (akmonday), Friday, 24 February 2006 08:16 (nineteen years ago)

gross is the new hot

― kyle (akmonday), Friday, 24 February 2006 08:16 (nineteen years ago)

cocaine.

― cs, Friday, 24 February 2006 08:27 (nineteen years ago)

The answer is Richey Manic

― snowballing (snowballing), Friday, 24 February 2006 08:27 (nineteen years ago)

― team jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 24 February 2006 08:35 (nineteen years ago)

....herpes mouth is the new hot?? : (

― xgurggleglgllg (xgurggleglgllg), Friday, 24 February 2006 08:55 (nineteen years ago)

LA is extremely advanced.

― Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Friday, 24 February 2006 09:41 (nineteen years ago)

The hell it aint!! I live there!

― xgurggleglgllg (xgurggleglgllg), Friday, 24 February 2006 09:43 (nineteen years ago)

ok, but wherever this is its clearly at the next level.

― Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Friday, 24 February 2006 09:44 (nineteen years ago)

i actually would really like to understand this. i feel so old

― Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Friday, 24 February 2006 09:48 (nineteen years ago)

Is that Pete Doherty in 10 years time?

― Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Friday, 24 February 2006 09:51 (nineteen years ago)

If you ask me this is not the next level. This is such a lower level....IT'S ROCK BOTTOM!!!!

― xgurggleglgllg (xgurggleglgllg), Friday, 24 February 2006 10:00 (nineteen years ago)

But if it is the next level, apparantly the guys haven't gotten there yet! : )

― xgurggleglgllg (xgurggleglgllg), Friday, 24 February 2006 10:04 (nineteen years ago)

they're always the last to come around. anyway, i hate the girl not wearing pink. she doesn't give a shit about her friend.

― Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Friday, 24 February 2006 10:18 (nineteen years ago)

HAHAH!! She's too busy trying to make love to the camera!!

― xgurggleglgllg (xgurggleglgllg), Friday, 24 February 2006 10:49 (nineteen years ago)

c'mon, nobody's gonna talk about beardo:

http://thecobrasnake.com/partyphotos/mickeyfuckingavalon/thumbnails/IMG_6597.jpg

ak47 tattoo. uh.

― baby, disco is fuck (yournullfame), Friday, 24 February 2006 11:45 (nineteen years ago)

i mean, what the fuck is going on? why'd you shit in my eyes?

― baby, disco is fuck (yournullfame), Friday, 24 February 2006 11:46 (nineteen years ago)

This shit just gets funnier and funnier yet grosser and grosser at the same time!!

― xgurggleglgllg (xgurggleglgllg), Friday, 24 February 2006 11:52 (nineteen years ago)

Speaking of funnier and grosser, in that one pic he's "kissing" that girl with that other girl's hair in his mouth as she smiles without a clue. Look at that! It's more like he's eating that little girl's mouth rather than kissing her!

― xgurggleglgllg (xgurggleglgllg), Friday, 24 February 2006 12:15 (nineteen years ago)

Edan's gone CRAZY

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Friday, 24 February 2006 14:10 (nineteen years ago)

pug fugly

― xgurggleglgllg (xgurggleglgllg), Saturday, 25 February 2006 03:23 (nineteen years ago)

the kissing/eating mouth pics are now unindexed, apparently:

http://thecobrasnake.com/partyphotos/mickeyfuckingavalon/index.html

― StanM (StanM), Sunday, 26 February 2006 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

I don't think I've stated how much I love the title of this thread!

― xgurggleglgllg (xgurggleglgllg), Sunday, 26 February 2006 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

Mickey Ave fuckin' owns your ass, and your teenage daughters'...

― tmart, Monday, 6 March 2006 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

this must be an LA thing.

― philip sherburne (philip sherburne), Monday, 6 March 2006 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

I HOPE it's not an LA thing, otherwise I'm doomed!!

― xgurggleglgllg (xgurggleglgllg), Monday, 6 March 2006 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

this is an artist ladies & gentlemen, get over it...

― skaramunga, Friday, 10 March 2006 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

Apparently he is a walking breathing herpe

― RFSO, Monday, 17 April 2006 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

I heard THAT!

― xgurggleglgllg (xgurggleglgllg), Monday, 17 April 2006 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

Music for people who've been longing for a slightly younger, but even less attractive Howard Stern type to make the leap from broadcasting to music making.

― Kali (Kali), Monday, 17 April 2006 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

he definitely has a face for radio

― Jaxon von Jaxon (jaxon), Monday, 17 April 2006 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

I heard THAT!

― xgurggleglgllg (xgurggleglgllg), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 02:45 (nineteen years ago)

all of you "men" shit I even have to say "boys" are just jelous and it's easy to see, jesus men are easy to read these days. Just swallow your pride and say it with me "Mickey Ave is the shit and can get every girl that I can't and WILL get every girl that I want."

ha ha ha sorry ass suckers!

― The ex chick, Wednesday, 19 April 2006 05:56 (nineteen years ago)

i just realized who he looks like. (elegant) elliot offen.

― GOD PUNCH TO HAWKWIND (yournullfame), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 08:07 (nineteen years ago)

Ex chick? Wow, so Mickey carries the post-op demographic too?

(The licking reminds me of the frontman for Les Savvy Favs, who crawled around on the floor, only to pop up and lick people's faces while they looked horrified).

― js (honestengine), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 13:22 (nineteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

mickey avalon is the bomb. BUT...errr, yuck. maybe i'm just jealous. well, i pull those sorta girls playing his music in my car anyway. DO THE JANE FONDA.

― hu ye, Sunday, 14 May 2006 02:36 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

i've just stumbled across "jane fonda" in an obscure corner of the internet. i thought it was fucking great. then i decided to see if there was an ILM thread.

you can go off people quite rapidly.

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Saturday, 1 July 2006 17:23 (nineteen years ago)

six months pass...

I think an ILXor wrote the Blender review, no? This guy's doing more things right than I care to admit.

― Confounded (Confounded), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:10 (eighteen years ago)

i IMed one of my best friends from LA to complain about this guy and he told me they went to highschool together and he was once in training to become a Rabi and i think a grafitti artist

― jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:27 (eighteen years ago)

every generation gets the har mar that it deserves.

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:29 (eighteen years ago)

why did we have to get two??

― ‘•’u (gear), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:41 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah he was in CBS crew in the 90s. I read in an article that his crew turns out to his shows.

― Confounded (Confounded), Saturday, 6 January 2007 00:01 (eighteen years ago)

I think his music was in my cmj bag and it made it soggy.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 6 January 2007 00:06 (eighteen years ago)

"ass suckers"?

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Saturday, 6 January 2007 00:24 (eighteen years ago)

Every party gets the JT LeRoy it deserves.

That said, I can see the appeal, even in those pix. Mind-boggling grossity is a big part of it. Ever been to a really bad (by which I mean good) drag show?

― Adam Beales (Pye Poudre), Saturday, 6 January 2007 00:36 (eighteen years ago)

so bad....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhMETVYSOxg

makes dick in a box look like genius

― scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 6 January 2007 00:48 (eighteen years ago)

yah its an la thing. i dont get it either. EVERYone loves this guy.

― chaki (chaki), Saturday, 6 January 2007 01:10 (eighteen years ago)

Shoot 2 Kill Music

??????

― mahalo 4 ur kokua (grady), Saturday, 6 January 2007 01:17 (eighteen years ago)

I knew a guy in CBS.

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Saturday, 6 January 2007 01:18 (eighteen years ago)

"yah its an la thing."

that's definitely what it looks like. and smells like. they loved har mar in la too, didn't they?

― scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 6 January 2007 01:21 (eighteen years ago)

i'm pretty sure no drug exists that could get me to like mickey avalon

― ‘•’u (gear), Saturday, 6 January 2007 01:24 (eighteen years ago)

i believe my friend that knew him was in CBS. all makes sense.

makes dick in a box look like genius

but IT IS GENIUS

― jaxon (jaxon), Saturday, 6 January 2007 01:26 (eighteen years ago)

i'd hate to hear what the non-sigle-worthy material sounds like.

― mahalo 4 ur kokua (grady), Saturday, 6 January 2007 01:29 (eighteen years ago)

i grew up with a bunch of dudes who were in cbs. i believe sean har mar and mickey av are bros.

― chaki (chaki), Saturday, 6 January 2007 01:35 (eighteen years ago)

Who, Chaki? I used to hang out with Cisco and Ism.

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Saturday, 6 January 2007 02:43 (eighteen years ago)

yah its an la thing.

...and the dollar bins in every new jersey record store will attest to that. they're so cheap and plentiful i'm thinking of building a garden shed out of them.

― GOD PUNCH TO HAWKWIND (yournullfame), Saturday, 6 January 2007 03:24 (eighteen years ago)

two months pass...

I finally heard this album -- and it's completely awesome. It switches between outrageously stupid, horrifically decadent, and heartbreakingly depressing. And I like at least 4 of the songs right off the bat (free lunches): "Waiting to Die," "Jane Fonda," "Roll the Dice," and "Friends and Lovers." Anyone - more talk about Avalon. The greatest invention since sliced Eminem?

― Mordechai Shinefield, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 05:44 (eighteen years ago)

The reports about his SXSW show opening for Ghostface and Rakim have been, how you say, amusing.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 05:50 (eighteen years ago)

i read a pretty amazing cover story on him in the LA Weekly about a year ago:

http://www.laweekly.com/general/features/mickey-avalons-true-hollywood-stories/13270/

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 05:56 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, I heard something about that... I also heard that when he opened for RHCP, the crowd got pissed. Until Flea came out and hugged Avalon or something and told the crowd to chill out. I don't know... he seems like the kinda person like Doherty or Winehouse where the music could get caught up in the story around the music. Which isn't a bad thing, but I wonder if him opening for RHCP or Ghostface is the most useful context for his music (which sounds like it'd thrive in a context of poverty and obscurity). Obviously the whole underdog thing is at least slightly a myth - I mean, he's had songs on Entourage, right? But it's a really compelling myth. And the tone is amazing, IMHO. Not many other albums this or last year have sounds that imply this kind of narrative on their own (ie: without the need of lyrics, etc).

― Mordechai Shinefield, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 06:02 (eighteen years ago)

well he's terrible live. the most fucking excruciating 35 minutes of sxsw.

― maura, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 11:10 (eighteen years ago)

i mean maybe it's just branding but the only two words i could make out during his ENTIRE SET were 'mickey' and 'avalon.' his drug-addled diction turned 'do the jane fonda' into 'do the tampon.' it was like watching everything bad about the music industry, la, and white people at the same time. i wonder how much money has been poured into his <1,000 sales total.

also HE BROUGHT THE COBRASNAKE OUT ON STAGE.

― maura, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 11:14 (eighteen years ago)

if this guy got shot right in the face with a gun i wouldn't be upset.

― M@tt He1ges0n, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 13:36 (eighteen years ago)

Weird his diction is so bad live - cause I have no problem understanding him on the album.

― Mordechai Shinefield, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 20:34 (eighteen years ago)

this dude is dire and he's got a fanbase more contemptible than any other music artist i can think of.

― botero, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 20:41 (eighteen years ago)

Every time this is revived, I'm terrified he's become a big star and this is how I'm gonna find out.

― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 21:28 (eighteen years ago)

Maybe not a big star yet, but his album is all the fuck over Best Buy with some prime placement.

― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 21:45 (eighteen years ago)

From listening to "My Dick," it sounds like he may be the only artist ever influenced by Methods of Mayhem.

― Reatards Unite, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 21:53 (eighteen years ago)

My dick: Rumble in the Jungle
Your dick got touched by your uncle

― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 22:00 (eighteen years ago)

I can't imagine a huge mainstream audience making Avalon into a star. Are they even allowed to sell this album in Walmart?

"My dick, locked in a cage, right?
Your dick, suffers from stage fright."

― Mordechai Shinefield, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 22:03 (eighteen years ago)

I can't imagine a huge mainstream audience making Avalon into a star.

I can imagine getting really high and laughing my ass off at this shit. Not a huge mainstream audience, but a not negligible niche there.

― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 22:08 (eighteen years ago)

Douche E. McChodinghurst

― Steve Shasta, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 22:55 (eighteen years ago)

1. Waiting To Die
2. So Rich, So Pretty
3. Jane Fonda
4. Roll The Dice
5. Mr. Right
6. Hustler Hall Of Fame
7. Roll Up Your Sleeves
8. Friends And Lovers
9. Dipped In Vaseline
10. Romeo And Juliet
11. Silent
12. Silent
13. Silent
14. Silent
15. Silent
16. Silent
17. Silent
18. Silent
19. Silent
20. Silent
21. Silent
22. Silent
23. Silent
24. Silent
25. Silent
26. Silent
27. Bonus Track 1
28. Silent
29. Silent
30. Silent
31. Silent
32. Silent
33. Silent
34. Silent
35. Silent
36. Silent
37. Silent
38. Silent
39. Silent
40. Silent
41. Silent
42. Silent
43. Silent
44. Silent
45. Silent
46. Silent
47. Silent
48. Silent
49. Silent
50. Silent
51. Silent
52. Silent
53. Silent
54. Silent
55. Silent
56. Silent
57. Silent
58. Silent
59. Silent
60. Silent
61. Silent
62. Silent
63. Silent
64. Silent
65. Silent
66. Silent
67. Silent
68. Silent
69. My Dick

Perfect.

― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 23:15 (eighteen years ago)

(...) he seems like the kinda person like Doherty or Winehouse where the music could get caught up in the story around the music.

i think that's what he and his label are hoping for cause the music is shit. i'm beginning to think, especially after reading the l.a. weekly fluff piece about him, that he might be the first real person to suffer from IDS.

― GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 01:22 (eighteen years ago)

I like the music. Catchy, fun, and sometimes (God forgive me) actually heartbreaking. But I get that people think he's just shtick.

― Mordechai Shinefield, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 09:13 (eighteen years ago)

cuz times are real
and i just can't feel
puttin' bullshit down
on the reel to reel
- large professor

― M@tt He1ges0n, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:08 (eighteen years ago)

heartbreaking schtick can be good, 'i am a martyr' crap cannot

― botero, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:30 (eighteen years ago)

"i think that's what he and his label are hoping for cause the music is shit. i'm beginning to think, especially after reading the l.a. weekly fluff piece about him, that he might be the first real person to suffer from IDS"

Tories had a chronic case of this couple of years back.

― Frogman Henry, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:32 (eighteen years ago)

Botero, I think he's too full of himself, and too arrogant for it to be martyr-music. If anything, the heartbreaking moments are the chinks in his armor - like when he thinks he's being kickass, and there's a note or lyric in the background that just undermines that completely. Arguably, the whole thing is heartbreaking, though. The whole dick competition is so ridiculous, it comes off like a traumatized (though intelligent) kid, who has no idea that he's being completely inappropriate.

― Mordechai Shinefield, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:51 (eighteen years ago)

oh god, is this the point in the thread where he becomes popular enough that it starts getting populated by apologists and fans?

― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 22:00 (eighteen years ago)

As far as I can tell, I'm the only person on the thread who likes him. And I'm not going to apologize for it... so no. Doubtful.

― Mordechai Shinefield, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 22:09 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, the dude has heard The Entertainist. This is gold.

― Noodle Vague, Sunday, 25 March 2007 11:24 (eighteen years ago)

I like him aswell mordechai although i am realy grosd out by the pics of the under age groupies lol but thats his image and most guys wudnt say no, i cant quit put my finger on it cuz he looks like a dirty smack head but there is something realy sexy about him :0 but im way 2 old 4 him il b 20 soon haha.

― lowrimai, Saturday, 31 March 2007 15:42 (eighteen years ago)

lol ö.ö

― fies, Saturday, 31 March 2007 15:48 (eighteen years ago)

Google really is the gift that keeps on giving.

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 31 March 2007 16:32 (eighteen years ago)

Watch for him in the next Larry Clark movie.

― unperson, Saturday, 31 March 2007 16:53 (eighteen years ago)

The real question (as noted elsewhere) is WHY the fuck is Mickey Avalon?

― Oilyrags, Saturday, 31 March 2007 17:11 (eighteen years ago)

Why fuck Mickey Avalon?

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 31 March 2007 17:12 (eighteen years ago)

Perhaps you've lost your will to live.

― Oilyrags, Saturday, 31 March 2007 17:15 (eighteen years ago)

i like that mr right song!

― 600, Sunday, 1 April 2007 14:37 (eighteen years ago)

...I wonder if him opening for RHCP or Ghostface is the most useful context for his music (which sounds like it'd thrive in a context of poverty and obscurity)

if only it were so:-(

― latebloomer, Sunday, 1 April 2007 15:14 (eighteen years ago)

who that dude sleeping witcha girlfriend
geting rude en nude in your bed
same dude that your sister likes mickey avalon call me mr right!

― lowrimai, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 12:46 (eighteen years ago)

it sounds like he may be the only artist ever influenced by Methods of Mayhem.

This is hilarious

― Ben Boyerrr, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 13:17 (eighteen years ago)

eight months pass...

Has anyone seen the new Boost Mobile commercial with Young Jeezy and Jermaine Dupri? He has the last "verse" on it. This guy is seriously gonna be a major pop star.

― DustinR, Saturday, 8 December 2007 01:48 (seventeen years ago)

People have been saying that the music industry is going to die for the past decade. It's now said everyday. But only a few know that the music industry will indeed perish yet it will happen only through the actions of a lone horseman. That horseman will be Mickey Avalon.

― Mackro Mackro, Saturday, 8 December 2007 04:38 (seventeen years ago)

Has anyone seen the new Boost Mobile commercial with Young Jeezy and Jermaine Dupri?

he rhymes "speed" and "got what you need," major talent.

also, i thought he was peaches for a second. i'm sorry peaches :(

― GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Saturday, 8 December 2007 04:47 (seventeen years ago)

Dustin, you misspelled "pap smear" and anyway, he's already there.

― Oilyrags, Saturday, 8 December 2007 04:53 (seventeen years ago)

link to commercial horror so others can share in this.

― GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Sunday, 9 December 2007 07:33 (seventeen years ago)

I'm actually gonna resist the urge to defend Mickey this time. He's on his own.

― Mordechai Shinefield, Sunday, 9 December 2007 07:45 (seventeen years ago)

also, did dupri get his verse ghostwritten by slim thug or something?

― GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Sunday, 9 December 2007 09:07 (seventeen years ago)

hasan12 (1 day ago)
who the fuck is that transsexual at the end.

― am0n, Sunday, 9 December 2007 10:31 (seventeen years ago)

As far as I can tell, I'm the only person on the thread who likes him. And I'm not going to apologize for it... so no. Doubtful.
-- Mordechai Shinefield

No Mordechai, I like him too. A lot!

― moley, Sunday, 9 December 2007 11:29 (seventeen years ago)

Beat is hot.

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, 9 December 2007 12:30 (seventeen years ago)

TS: Mickey Avalon vs. Paul Barman vs. Hawd Gankstuh Rappuhs MCs Wid Gadtz

― Mackro Mackro, Sunday, 9 December 2007 21:30 (seventeen years ago)

cuz times are real
and i just can't feel
puttin' bullshit down
on the reel to reel
- large professor

-- M@tt He1ges0n, Wednesday, March 21, 2007 1:08 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark Link

repost on every thread

― and what, Sunday, 9 December 2007 21:33 (seventeen years ago)

Every time this is revived, I'm terrified he's become a big star and this is how I'm gonna find out.

-- forksclovetofu, Tuesday, March 20, 2007 9:28 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark Link

but ahahahaha that boost commercial!

― forksclovetofu, Sunday, 9 December 2007 23:49 (seventeen years ago)

I'm kinda digging "Waiting to Die" but I'm more than a year behind the curve on this.

― DustinR, Monday, 10 December 2007 10:47 (seventeen years ago)

five years pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIAvSgB_2Ts

― maura, Wednesday, 2 October 2013 15:23 (twelve years ago)

It lives

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 2 October 2013 15:25 (twelve years ago)

i guess him being the successor to shifty shellshock makes sense in a way

― maura, Wednesday, 2 October 2013 15:26 (twelve years ago)

In March 2007, Avalon was booed off the stage while opening for the Red Hot Chili Peppers, in Oklahoma City. During his set, Avalon threw his microphone at the audience in frustration, and walked off stage angrily. The next day, Red Hot Chili Peppers lead guitarist John Frusciante wrote a letter to the band's fans in Oklahoma City, accusing them of booing Avalon for personal issues, and having a lack of "regard for humanity."[14] A similar event happened when Avalon opened for the band at a show in the Netherlands where he left the stage after 25 minutes, after having a big food fight with the visitors of the show.

― how's life, Wednesday, 2 October 2013 15:37 (twelve years ago)

Actually a pretty good letter.

http://www.stereogum.com/?p=004987

― how's life, Wednesday, 2 October 2013 15:41 (twelve years ago)

how is this not an RIP bump

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 2 October 2013 15:47 (twelve years ago)

Has anyone seen the new Boost Mobile commercial with Young Jeezy and Jermaine Dupri? He has the last "verse" on it. This guy is seriously gonna be a major pop star.

― DustinR, Friday, December 7, 2007 7:48 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― lorde willin' (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 16:32 (twelve years ago)

love how the image in the OP still loads

― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 16:34 (twelve years ago)

omg this song looooooooooooooooooooool

― smang culture (DJP), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 16:35 (twelve years ago)

five years pass...

A revival of a John Waters thread on ILE contained a post from 2007 from me talking about a photo of Waters with Mickey Avalon...and I had utterly, completely and totally forgotten who the hell Avalon was.

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 29 September 2019 04:54 (six years ago)

how is this not an RIP bump

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― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Sunday, 29 September 2019 07:02 (six years ago)

one of the biggest breakout stars in American film and TV of the last 18 months got their start with a parody of a Mickey Avalon song

― now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Sunday, 29 September 2019 08:01 (six years ago)

Used to love a bit of "Waiting to Die" tbh

― Dominc Coombesings (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 29 September 2019 08:34 (six years ago)

he was still touring with Dirt Nasty as of early this year

― now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Sunday, 29 September 2019 08:41 (six years ago)

one of the biggest breakout stars in American film and TV of the last 18 months got their start with a parody of a Mickey Avalon song

?

― alpine static, Sunday, 29 September 2019 09:11 (six years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z726OPwCnjE

― Dominc Coombesings (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 29 September 2019 09:56 (six years ago)

thanks. i've heard that "50 times better" hook before but never the whole song and had no idea it was by Awkwafina

― alpine static, Monday, 30 September 2019 05:30 (six years ago)

one year passes...

well the lyrics to Woke AF out-edge Tom Macdonald or Kid Rock

― Shaidar Logoff (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 19 June 2021 13:23 (four years ago)

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