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I Love Music
ILXOR.com
For the uninitiated, this message board can be an uninviting place. Threads are often filled with obscure Web slang, vicious flaming, and know-it-all 'tude. But it's also an amazing place to learn about music, both new and old. Fierce debate takes up the bulk of the bandwidth, often leading to some of the most intelligent music talk around (many posters are music critics). Last year's long-running thread on Sri Lanka-born rapper M.I.A., to pick one example, was worthy of a grad-school seminar.
GREAT FIND
Annie's Anniemal

http://www.ew.com/ew/article/commentary/0,6115,1195793_4_0_,00.html

― Matt Carlson (mattsoncarlhew), Friday, 19 May 2006 16:04 (nineteen years ago)

When did iTunes become a Web site?

― Jim M (jmcgaw), Friday, 19 May 2006 16:08 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.2pass.co.uk/nervous.gif
http://www.2pass.co.uk/nervous.gif
http://www.2pass.co.uk/nervous.gif

― lf (lfam), Friday, 19 May 2006 16:10 (nineteen years ago)

I would like to semi-seriously suggest taking ilxor.com offline for a week in response. Actually, I would like to seriously suggest it but I know people will point and laugh at me if I do.

ROFFLES: Fans of dance music and groups like SCISSOR SISTERS will love Fluxblog.org

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Friday, 19 May 2006 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

i think it's a good idea

― lf (lfam), Friday, 19 May 2006 16:17 (nineteen years ago)

at least taking down ilm, or locking it entirely to reg

― lf (lfam), Friday, 19 May 2006 16:17 (nineteen years ago)

"If you're trolling for intelligent music talk (like a recent long discussion about M.I.A.), head over to I Love Music"

well, the trolling part is accurate anyway.

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 19 May 2006 16:17 (nineteen years ago)

i see every thread turning into a jugg4lo-type disaster of angry fans

― lf (lfam), Friday, 19 May 2006 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

No Beware of the Blog, no credibility

― erklie (erklie), Friday, 19 May 2006 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

Hooray! Fame! Again! (I guess.)

i see every thread turning into a jugg4lo-type disaster of angry fans

Haven't you seen all the other thread revivals from the past week or so? It's already happened.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 19 May 2006 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

no one ever takes magazines' website suggestions anyway

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 19 May 2006 16:20 (nineteen years ago)

Is this running in the print edition or just the online edition? I imagine the fall-out might be contained if it's only the latter.

― o. nate (onate), Friday, 19 May 2006 16:20 (nineteen years ago)

Redirect to a goatse if the referrer is ew.com?

― scnnr drkly (scnnr drkly), Friday, 19 May 2006 16:26 (nineteen years ago)

vicious flaming?

I've been lurking around for a few months, and have yet to see any of this.

― nicky lo-fi (nicky lo-fi), Friday, 19 May 2006 16:29 (nineteen years ago)

Take your tiny balls and put them inside a glass coffin where they belong, squid-fucker.

― Eppy (Eppy), Friday, 19 May 2006 16:31 (nineteen years ago)

It's from the print edition too...

― Matt Carlson (mattsoncarlhew), Friday, 19 May 2006 16:35 (nineteen years ago)

http://img.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/060518/123632__mia_l.jpg
teh face of ilm

― a.b. (alanbanana), Friday, 19 May 2006 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

I arm-wrestled her once. :-D

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 19 May 2006 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

Nice vicious flaming Eppy! Now who's got the know it all 'tude? Geir?

― Matt Carlson (mattsoncarlhew), Friday, 19 May 2006 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

last.fm shd be in that list

― a.b. (alanbanana), Friday, 19 May 2006 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

We're dying for a Talking Heads reunion, but we'd be bummed if it took Byrne away from this fascinating monthly show.

How many ways is this stupid?

1) Talking Heads did reunite for the HOF induction show, and it was extremely underwhelming.
2) David Byrne still tours regularly, without disrupting his apparently grueling radio schedule.
3) At any rate, Byrne plays TH songs in concert, and quite well (and undoubtedly fresher-sounding than they would sound in a TH reunion setting).
4) "No Talking, Just Heads" shows how much the erstwhile Tom Tom Clubbers bring to the table.

― erklie (erklie), Friday, 19 May 2006 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

i think we should lock ilm to non regs!

but hey, we're now known as being responsible for annie

― gear (gear), Friday, 19 May 2006 16:41 (nineteen years ago)

But then we would miss out on glories like the Metallica vs. Motley Crue thread.

― Eppy (Eppy), Friday, 19 May 2006 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

1) Talking Heads did reunite for the HOF induction show, and it was extremely underwhelming

Crazy talk. Their reunion was great.

― kornrulez6969 (TCBeing), Friday, 19 May 2006 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

i take full responsiblity for the decline in quality of ILM in the past few years.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 19 May 2006 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

YOU AND YOUR CHEESE CURD EATING WAYS.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 19 May 2006 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

lol minnesota amirite

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 19 May 2006 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

the myspace blurb claims there are 1.8 million bands on myspace, but only 999,999 aren't led by Fred Durst!

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 19 May 2006 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

Matt OTM! He ruined it for everyone.

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 19 May 2006 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

wow are we at the forefront of culture or what

― late to the bloom to the er (latebloomer), Friday, 19 May 2006 17:14 (nineteen years ago)

lol minnesota amirite

Well yes!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 19 May 2006 17:17 (nineteen years ago)

1) Talking Heads did reunite for the HOF induction show, and it was extremely underwhelming

Crazy talk. Their reunion was great.

Maybe it was the blatant desperation of the Just Heads era that colored my perception of the event. There's only so much once can take of Chris Frantz mugging for the camera.

― erklie (erklie), Friday, 19 May 2006 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

obv edit: once = one

― erklie (erklie), Friday, 19 May 2006 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

Does that mean we're all a bit famous then ?

― snowballing (snowballing), Friday, 19 May 2006 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

was worthy of a grad-school seminar.

Encapsulates a reason to avoid. No funhogs allow-ed.

― George 'the Animal' Steele, Friday, 19 May 2006 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

No. I've never heard of you.

x-post thingie.

― EZ Snappin (EZSnappin), Friday, 19 May 2006 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/6953/ilmmascot5ef.jpg

teh soul of ILM

― Cunga (Cunga), Friday, 19 May 2006 17:48 (nineteen years ago)

http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/9178/orly1rk.jpg

― lf (lfam), Friday, 19 May 2006 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

Argh.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 19 May 2006 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

http://img75.imageshack.us/img75/438/123632scissorsisterl0ph.jpg

this is my treatment for Fluxblog's New York Times Magazine cover:

Perpetua standing with shirt untucked, chunky headphones around his neck. Supplicating themselves on the ground before him, tearing at his pants, are M.I.A., Annie, and Eleanor Friedenberger, all scantily dressed. Perpetua gives a "what, me worry?" shrug to the camera.

― and there are lot's of other sites, but all of them are fake... (sanskrit), Friday, 19 May 2006 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

i want a photo credit if that gets used.

― and there are lot's of other sites, but all of them are fake... (sanskrit), Friday, 19 May 2006 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

Fierce debate takes up the bulk of the bandwidth, often leading to some of the most intelligent music talk around (many posters are music critics)

― I am ready to kill myself and eat my dog (teenagequiet), Friday, 19 May 2006 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

something tells me you'll be using cardboard cutouts of those three

― gear (gear), Friday, 19 May 2006 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

Interesting that Dusty Groove made it on that list.

Anyway, back to the vicious flaming.

― mcd (mcd), Friday, 19 May 2006 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/6006/untitled2ti1.jpg

― and there are lot's of other sites, but all of them are fake... (sanskrit), Friday, 19 May 2006 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

everyone's a critic nowadays...

― fandango (fandango), Friday, 19 May 2006 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

mp3blogger throwdown!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 19 May 2006 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

Lock ILM to Non-Reg apart from the dave matthews thread. Let them post there freely!
Chances are the only thread thatw ill be hit will be the M.I.A. one. So lets just link the DMB thread there and leave them be.

― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Kerr), Friday, 19 May 2006 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

Vicious flaming? I really don't see much of that here. But perhaps I am one of the uninitiated ones and can't understand the flaming due to my inability to process all the complex acronyms like "otm" and "lol".

― musically (musically), Friday, 19 May 2006 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

we should automatically redirect anyone looking for ilm to the noize board for a few weeks

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Friday, 19 May 2006 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

change nothing for MAXIMUM ROFFLES
(and i think you overestimate how much traffic these pieces actually drive)

― and there are lot's of other sites, but all of them are fake... (sanskrit), Friday, 19 May 2006 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

For the ~~uninitiated~~ illiterate, this message board can be an uninviting place. is probably closer to the truth.

― fandango (fandango), Friday, 19 May 2006 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

am i punk? pleas help

― Edward III (edward iii), Friday, 19 May 2006 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

That's true, actually; I'd say my music knowledge pales in comparison to just about everyone's on ILM but I've never been dissed or flamed or anything like that here. Thanks, you guys!

― musically (musically), Friday, 19 May 2006 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

90% of the 'vicious flaming' on ILM seem to come from a dozen or so regulars who have grudges that go back 3-5 years.

― Alex in Baltimore (Alex in Baltimore), Friday, 19 May 2006 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

I would like to semi-seriously suggest taking ilxor.com offline for a week in response.

ILM Has Gone Off The Net Because Of You

― mts (theoreticalgirl), Friday, 19 May 2006 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

Seconded.

― pleased to mitya (mitya), Friday, 19 May 2006 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

90% of the 'vicious flaming' on ILM seem to come from a dozen or so regulars who have grudges that go back 3-5 years. (many flamers are music critics)

― Zwan (miccio), Friday, 19 May 2006 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

Uninviting? I've found my second family on ILM. I LOVE ALL YOU GUYS AND GIRLS.

― Brooker Buckingham (Brooker B), Friday, 19 May 2006 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

ILXXORS are scared of revolution in the form of n00bs!

― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Friday, 19 May 2006 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

This entertainment weekly, it's a big thing?

Circulation (paid): 1,541,514.

― Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Friday, 19 May 2006 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

a gif parade in honor of the noobs:

http://www.gif-parade.com/wolke.gif

― mts (theoreticalgirl), Friday, 19 May 2006 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

Japanther protest TBD.

― mcd (mcd), Friday, 19 May 2006 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

Hey I think I love this site (right now)

― snowballing (snowballing), Friday, 19 May 2006 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

I for one welcome our N00B overlords

― yuengling participle (rotten03), Friday, 19 May 2006 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

cross-post answers :)

― fandango (fandango), Friday, 19 May 2006 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

7 points lower than stereogum. Must try harder!

Placing above BBC radio online seems lame somehow.

― fandango (fandango), Friday, 19 May 2006 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

Uninviting? I've found my second family on ILM. I LOVE ALL YOU GUYS AND GIRLS.

...GIRLS?

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 19 May 2006 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

Well, there's, like, two girls on here?

― Brooker Buckingham (Brooker B), Friday, 19 May 2006 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

they missed the most important link:

http://blo.gs/3600/favorites.html

― DJ Martian (djmartian), Friday, 19 May 2006 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

x-post -- Yes, Jess and Dominique.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 19 May 2006 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

are there any confirmed sightings of EW readers?

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 19 May 2006 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

LET'S REMOVE ILX FROM WH3RD.NET AND JUST USE P3R.NET

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 19 May 2006 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

oh you guys. most of the people who actually bother to go to the links in that article are going to be more like the average ilmer (nu, old or otherwise) than a lot of you want to admit. even in entertainment weekly, who do you think reads something about a board full of music writers and thinks "hey cool!"?

(of course whether ilm wants more average ilmers is a separate, more existential issue.)

it'd be interesting to hear if there's any traffic effect at all.

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Friday, 19 May 2006 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

EMBED WAV: http://www.leenite.org/jonisland/wavs/hsh/textbook.wav

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 19 May 2006 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

YOUR CSS POWERS ARE USELESS HERE

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Friday, 19 May 2006 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

Let me break it down for you: in 1987 a little known group of punks from the Greater Boston area heard 'I Shot The Sherrif' and I think (don't quote me) General Public and came up with the dynamic yet simple BOSSTONES. Rock that's danceable and you can smile the entire time is what they were all about.

― Jason Toon (Jason Toon), Friday, 19 May 2006 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

Actually, Entertainment Weekly is usually mentioned positively on ILM, from what I can remember.

― Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Friday, 19 May 2006 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

entertainment weekly can eat a dick.

― gear (gear), Friday, 19 May 2006 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

entertainment weekly rules!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 19 May 2006 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

Entertainment Weekly: #9,999,999 on ILM's Best Magazines list (1 spot ahead of NME, 4 spots below Spin)

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 19 May 2006 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

http://img373.imageshack.us/img373/4322/illegalsonilm1mh.jpg

― Cunga (Cunga), Friday, 19 May 2006 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

How many will actually get to #14 on teh List (EW reader short term memory?)?

― The Horizontal Lt., Friday, 19 May 2006 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

Dear n00bs,

There are so many free Oink invites here! All you have to do is ask!

― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Friday, 19 May 2006 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

never mind the ysi's, here's ilm

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Friday, 19 May 2006 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

I blame Yancey.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 19 May 2006 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

What do u guys think about teh new Morningwood ablum? Also, is Eurovision like TV in U-rope? Thx.

― M. Biondi (M. Biondi), Friday, 19 May 2006 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

WHERE ARE THE GIRLS I4VR BEEN TOLD ABOUT ( question mark ?)

― snowballing (snowballing), Friday, 19 May 2006 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

oh, weeklypaws.

― scnnr drkly (scnnr drkly), Friday, 19 May 2006 22:40 (nineteen years ago)

I, for one, have one word for our new Entertainment Weekly-reading overlords: Hello?>

― Sons Of The Redd Desert (Ken L), Saturday, 20 May 2006 00:26 (nineteen years ago)

where to find mp3 files thx : )

― gear (gear), Saturday, 20 May 2006 00:39 (nineteen years ago)

Dear ILXOR,

I love Bloc Party, can you please recommend me something that sounds like that? okthanksgoodbye.

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Saturday, 20 May 2006 13:20 (nineteen years ago)

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I Love Music
ILXOR.com

Additionally, on ILM, anyone is able to communicate directly with his or her favorite rapper or R&B singer just by starting a thread about that person. A typical entry might read: "Pharel, I love you peace keep IT UP YOU ARE THE BETST if u r ever inb town call me UP!"

Another excellent feature of the site is the YSI? option, where, if you're looking for a particular album - even one that isn't set to be released for 2 months - all you have to do is throw a simple "YSI?" in a thread and it will be posted there for your enjoyment!

Now back to Stephen King's hilarious cultural ranting with "The Pop of King."

― Tiki Theater Xymposium (Bent Over at the Arclight), Saturday, 20 May 2006 15:37 (nineteen years ago)

I would like to offer the following to REGS to flag appropriate threads:

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y155/rgin/invasion.jpg

― Jimmy Mod is a super idol of The MARS SPIRIT (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Saturday, 20 May 2006 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

Now we're famous, we should start a band. Bound to get great reviews too, with all those critics here.

The Poxy Fules?

― StanM (StanM), Saturday, 20 May 2006 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.wilmingtonhauntedhollowride.com/images/here%20they%20come.gif

― jergins (jergins), Saturday, 20 May 2006 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

The OTM's
The ROFFLES
All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar

― mts (theoreticalgirl), Saturday, 20 May 2006 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

Now we're famous, we should start a band.

Great idea! ILM threads get read as beat poetry as the proto-shoegaze guitar feedback and hip-hop beats play.

― Cunga (Cunga), Saturday, 20 May 2006 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

La révolution ne sera pas télévisée

― Baaderonixx rides the neon lights (baaderonixx), Saturday, 20 May 2006 23:34 (nineteen years ago)

fucking idiots it is obv no. 12

― danny invincible (michael w.), Saturday, 20 May 2006 23:41 (nineteen years ago)

whenever i see this picture this is what i imagine an ilm band would look like-

http://www.popmatters.com/music/concerts/e/images/elbow-060420.jpg

― keyth (keyth), Sunday, 21 May 2006 00:24 (nineteen years ago)

Fierce debate takes up the bulk of the bandwidth, often leading to some of the most intelligent music talk around (many posters are music critics)

Prepare to get MySpammed.

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Sunday, 21 May 2006 00:29 (nineteen years ago)

the noize board didn't make the list?
http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/1413/uh8yn.jpg

where is this "'tude" of which they speak

― dar1a g (daria g), Sunday, 21 May 2006 00:43 (nineteen years ago)

Nice props for you guys (after the invasion of clueless mp3 requests and fanatical fans has ended in a couple weeks).

But where is Henrik's Acclaimed Music site?

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Sunday, 21 May 2006 02:04 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.trsrockin.com/images/threat1.gif

― trees (treesessplode), Sunday, 21 May 2006 02:11 (nineteen years ago)

in a couple weeks

ihttp://www.blueribbonboers.com/Ada%20Sooner%20Goat%20Classic%20Mag.JPG

PLEASE

― trees (treesessplode), Sunday, 21 May 2006 02:15 (nineteen years ago)

(shit... anyway, ON TO OTHER THINGS)

― trees (treesessplode), Sunday, 21 May 2006 02:16 (nineteen years ago)

know-it-all 'tude = Alex in NYC

― guess papers (eman), Sunday, 21 May 2006 02:31 (nineteen years ago)

also, Dissensus and Stylus pwned lol

― guess papers (eman), Sunday, 21 May 2006 02:34 (nineteen years ago)

But where is Henrik's Acclaimed Music site?

I agree, one of the best music sites on the net!

― BeeOK (boo radley), Sunday, 21 May 2006 03:28 (nineteen years ago)

it should say "Great Find: Telephone Poles"

― Christopher Costello (CGC), Sunday, 21 May 2006 03:35 (nineteen years ago)

In seriousness, I think an even better thing to do than shutting down ILM for a week would be to just completely abandon it for a week. The newbs will think the invasion went more smoothly than even they could have hoped, and then we'll surprise attack them with roadside bombs.

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Sunday, 21 May 2006 12:11 (nineteen years ago)

WHAT IF THEY STARTED A WAR AND NOBODY CAME

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Sunday, 21 May 2006 14:37 (nineteen years ago)

M speaks my thoughts.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 21 May 2006 14:44 (nineteen years ago)

If this means more threads of the quality of Madonna vs Janet Jackson or Nas vs Jay-Z then I'm all for our new found chums.

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Sunday, 21 May 2006 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

It won't tho

― Jimmy Mod is a super idol of The MARS SPIRIT (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Sunday, 21 May 2006 15:08 (nineteen years ago)

if we keep talking about it the EW readers might even show up one day

― s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 21 May 2006 15:12 (nineteen years ago)

Beetlejuice...

― Cunga (Cunga), Sunday, 21 May 2006 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

BUnch of NYC-wannabe-living elitist fucks. take your indie and fuck off and die, you shits. anti-social pricks. ooh, what i like is cool until others dig it. fuck off you ilm douches, stupid cunts, rotten sods.

― Deeker, Sunday, 21 May 2006 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

We have our first caller!

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Sunday, 21 May 2006 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

ooh, and they managed to change their font! advanced species, they are...

― mts (theoreticalgirl), Sunday, 21 May 2006 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

yeah Lex, take your indie & go!

― fandango (fandango), Sunday, 21 May 2006 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

― chaki (chaki), Sunday, 21 May 2006 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

I'm not a NYC-wannabe-living elitist fuck and I don't have all that much indie to take with me. I wonder if that insult applies to me too?

― Jeff K (jeff k), Sunday, 21 May 2006 21:11 (nineteen years ago)

I'm actually amazed how well anti-spammed this site is. I feel sorry for Jay Smooth et al getting ad-bombed in their blog comments...

― Pete Scholtes (Pete Scholtes), Sunday, 21 May 2006 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

I do live in Jersey City, which I guess makes me NYC-wannabe-living by definition.

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Monday, 22 May 2006 00:50 (nineteen years ago)

Is Dominique Leone hot?

― Chris Ott (Chris Ott), Monday, 22 May 2006 01:37 (nineteen years ago)

i don't think the word noob is very hot

― Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Monday, 22 May 2006 02:25 (nineteen years ago)

our visitor is on myspace!

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=7088987

― gear (gear), Monday, 22 May 2006 02:34 (nineteen years ago)

gear are you fucking bored?

― Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Monday, 22 May 2006 02:34 (nineteen years ago)

The coolest goob you ever know. Rocking casbahs, houses and yo ass whenever possible. Like many grand fellows, a triple-scoop of great included. Always known to jive to giddyness and groove to the move.

― gear (gear), Monday, 22 May 2006 02:35 (nineteen years ago)

Remember new people you have to pass the ILX Test
Dave Matthews Band : Name Your Reasons Why They Are So Bad & Hated. - Read that in full.

― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Kerr), Monday, 22 May 2006 02:37 (nineteen years ago)

it's a slow night, susan douglas

― gear (gear), Monday, 22 May 2006 02:38 (nineteen years ago)

i was trying to make it an uninviting place. feel like we're not livin up..

you know they'll only come for the drama. pls come.

― Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Monday, 22 May 2006 02:42 (nineteen years ago)

STALKISTS!

― Deeker, Monday, 22 May 2006 04:29 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.pbs.org/independentlens/politicaldrseuss/images/film_sneetches.jpg

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Monday, 22 May 2006 06:29 (nineteen years ago)

this one goes out to single in akron

― jergins (jergins), Monday, 22 May 2006 06:32 (nineteen years ago)

gypsy m. otm.

― Sons Of The Redd Desert (Ken L), Monday, 22 May 2006 11:43 (nineteen years ago)

i've lurked here for a long time ,and I've always admired all your musical knowledge ,but you are the biggest bunch of smug self-satisfied no-it-alls sometimes. i think it's a shame because you waste your chance to share your enthusiasm by shooting down others. that's all.

― JMiller, Monday, 22 May 2006 12:01 (nineteen years ago)

you are the biggest bunch of smug self-satisfied no-it-alls sometimes

Hooray!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 22 May 2006 13:10 (nineteen years ago)

"sometimes"

when you're good, you're really good.

― dave's good arm (facsimile) (dave225.3), Monday, 22 May 2006 13:12 (nineteen years ago)

Must. Try. Harder.

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Monday, 22 May 2006 13:22 (nineteen years ago)

I think that, in order to show they are ILM material, all newbies should either
1) be required to purchase all the new Can remasters
or
2) receive the new Can remasters as a premium and be requireed to submit their opinion on them

― Sons Of The Redd Desert (Ken L), Monday, 22 May 2006 13:26 (nineteen years ago)

I am very much in favour of some sort of "Jeopardy"-style entrance exam. Like "Jeopardy", we will need people to go from city to city and host the open call events. Who will volunteer?

― NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Monday, 22 May 2006 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

What do Can remasters have to do with ILM?

― deej.. (deej..), Monday, 22 May 2006 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

Sons Of The Redd Desert has hit on something:

ILM shd become like the britannia music 'club'.

only with ysis.

― Enrique IX: The Mediator (Enrique), Monday, 22 May 2006 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

you waste your chance to share your enthusiasm by shooting down others

I probably get shot down more than I shoot down others, but I just keep getting back up.

― Cool Hand Luke (Hurting), Monday, 22 May 2006 14:58 (nineteen years ago)

Oh mighty Ysis.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 22 May 2006 14:58 (nineteen years ago)

I've never worked in a record store, but I've had friends who did and who showed me the quiz you have to complete as part of your application. I remember one of the questions was "Name an independent label and then name five bands on that label."

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 22 May 2006 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

Remember a few years back when FT/ILM got a nice write-up in EW, and everyone was happy aboot it?

― Vic Funk, Monday, 22 May 2006 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

For the ~~uninitiated illiterate~~ literaute, this message board can be an uninviting place. is probably closer to the truth.

NU_ILX!

― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Monday, 22 May 2006 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

For the ~~uninitiated illiterate~~ literate, this message board can be an uninviting place. is probably closer to the truth.

NU_ILX!

― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Monday, 22 May 2006 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

Well, I guess the joke's on me...

― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Monday, 22 May 2006 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

Remember a few years back when FT/ILM got a nice write-up in EW, and everyone was happy aboot it?

Yes, and two days later we (OK, I) lost our domain name!

― Tom (Groke), Monday, 22 May 2006 15:08 (nineteen years ago)

I just spent a minute and a half trying to figure out what pun I was missing in "literaute" before noticing that it was an accidental post.

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Monday, 22 May 2006 15:10 (nineteen years ago)

Let's also not forget "Freaky Tigger" (as Tom certainly hasn't).

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 22 May 2006 15:10 (nineteen years ago)

BUnch of NYC-wannabe-living elitist fucks. take your indie and fuck off and die, you shits.

Uhm, I have never wanted to live in New York.

― trees (treesessplode), Monday, 22 May 2006 17:07 (nineteen years ago)

Is it really such a chore to deal with a few people asking silly questions? You could always just ignore them, rather than getting on your high horse about "noobs"

― tenbuck, Monday, 22 May 2006 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

NO OUTSIDERS ALLOWED

http://img314.imageshack.us/img314/2157/800pxmehrangarhfort9ek.jpg

― sleep (sleep), Monday, 22 May 2006 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

http://my.opera.com/Idonotlikebroccoli/homes/albums/3758/thumbs/noob.jpg_thumb.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/muzikaddict91/noob.gif

― Kim (Kim), Monday, 22 May 2006 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.fandango.net/polaroid/n00b.jpg

― JW (ex machina), Monday, 22 May 2006 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.ilstu.edu/~tjsanos/images/n00b.jpg

― JW (ex machina), Monday, 22 May 2006 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

http://users.volja.net/jernej1983/tito-n00b.jpg

― JW (ex machina), Monday, 22 May 2006 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

i don't really hate noobs. i just love noob hating pics.

― Kim (Kim), Monday, 22 May 2006 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

This is ILM:
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b65/gorillavsbearblog/slaves.gif

― ((((((DOPplur)))n)))u))))tttt (donut), Monday, 22 May 2006 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

http://plaza.ufl.edu/njh/dave2/davepooponyou.jpg

― ((((((DOPplur)))n)))u))))tttt (donut), Monday, 22 May 2006 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

For the uninitiated, this message board can be an uninviting place.
Actually, I originally felt cool when someone compared me to the Telephone Poles after one of my first posts.

― Tape Store (Tape Store), Monday, 22 May 2006 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

Great Find: Marissa Marchant

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Monday, 22 May 2006 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

i think it's a shame because you waste your chance to share your enthusiasm by shooting down others.

I've never seen any sort of internet-based form of communication that isn't at least partially based on shooting people down that isn't a front for pedophiles. If someone is constantly singing your praises on the internet, he's probably hoping you're fourteen.

― mike h. (mike h.), Monday, 22 May 2006 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

^ this should be in the ilx FAQ!

― JW (ex machina), Monday, 22 May 2006 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

I suddenly shudder at the insidious thoughts lurking behind every "OTM"

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Monday, 22 May 2006 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

Hurting OTM! What R U wearin?

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Monday, 22 May 2006 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, that didn't need to be revealed at all.

― Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Monday, 22 May 2006 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

ihttps://secure.feamerch.com/shop/images/large/AW102_LRG.jpg (xpost)

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Monday, 22 May 2006 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

ihttps://secure.feamerch.com/shop/images/large/AW102_LRG.jpg

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Monday, 22 May 2006 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

eh, nevermind.

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Monday, 22 May 2006 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

~~Fierce debate~~Random macros takes up the bulk of the bandwidth

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Monday, 22 May 2006 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

popjustice should've been on that list.

― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 02:20 (nineteen years ago)

^ this should be in the ilx FAQ!
-- JW (jo...) (webmail), May 22nd, 2006. (ex machina)

Read: Finally, a justification for me being the biggest asshole here!

― like murderinging (modestmickey), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 03:38 (nineteen years ago)

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