Who's the Best-Looking Current Player?

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I'm not really attracted to men, but I think I told my wife I thought Juan Encarcacion was cute last year, and she just scoffed at me. So apparently I have bad taste in men. Therefore, I nominate So Taguchi.
http://www.baseballamerica.com/images/staguchiFostoff.jpg

Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Thursday, 13 May 2004 00:25 (twenty-one years ago)

http://rangers.siegler.net/schedule/2003results/0703/images/0720_4th_baldellihr.jpg

maura (maura), Thursday, 13 May 2004 00:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Pre-beard Johnny Damon to thread!

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 13 May 2004 00:43 (twenty-one years ago)

uh, no, no, no, and no

John (jdahlem), Thursday, 13 May 2004 00:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Wimpy answer, John;
nominate someone yourself
or get out the way

Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Thursday, 13 May 2004 00:46 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm thinking about it! it's actually very difficult because i really don't think about this much when i'm watching games (shocking i know).

corey patterson and mark grudzielanek are both quite devastatingly handsome, but they're also both cubs...bubba crosby is in the minors right now but he simply has to get the nod over baldelli when it comes to dashing, spunky centerfielders, though i admit that may just be the pinstripes speaking (not because of my bias but because, let's face it, everyone looks their best in themt).

John (jdahlem), Thursday, 13 May 2004 01:01 (twenty-one years ago)

not giambi, though;
he went from party-hot (A's)
to boring flat Yank

Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Thursday, 13 May 2004 01:05 (twenty-one years ago)

grudzielanek??? no way. sorry. mark prior is probably the cutest cub.

maura (maura), Thursday, 13 May 2004 01:09 (twenty-one years ago)

prior is very good looking, but it's a very bland very good looking. he's mike mussina-good looking. if he wasn't a jock, he'd be a suit. i know this because my sister just said something about him getting a degree in business from usc. oddly enough, i think moose got one from stanford.

John (jdahlem), Thursday, 13 May 2004 01:14 (twenty-one years ago)

i just read that story today.

(apologies for work whoring, and hope no one sees my linking that way.)

i gotta say, i definitely enjoy those nights when the d-train pulls onto my tv...

maura (maura), Thursday, 13 May 2004 01:20 (twenty-one years ago)

omg barry zito duh! actually about half the a's could probably be nominated here.

John (jdahlem), Thursday, 13 May 2004 01:29 (twenty-one years ago)

i just did a zito image search and came up with: http://dynamic.espn.go.com/page2/s/hottest/male.html

John (jdahlem), Thursday, 13 May 2004 01:30 (twenty-one years ago)

inclusion of rick fox on this list = AUTOMATICALLY NULL AND VOID IN EVERY STATE AND TERRITORY

maura (maura), Thursday, 13 May 2004 01:48 (twenty-one years ago)

maura OTM
rick fox mings mercilessly
ew ew ew ew ew

man I found some shots
of reggie sanders shirtless
but can't post somehow

(the longer this goes
the gayer I'm becoming.
O what have I done.)

Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Thursday, 13 May 2004 01:50 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm stunned by the size of the margin between a-rod and jeter in that poll. i guess it answers a question i've been asking myself since The Trade.

i also wonder how ronde felt.

John (jdahlem), Thursday, 13 May 2004 02:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Tiki has the personality of a $.95 plunger.

I would like to nominate Vlad Guerrero, just because of his smile.

Matt, if your worried about your hereto status, just post lots of pics of Jennie Finch or other hott softball players.

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 13 May 2004 03:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Holy shit, I didn't the "your / you're" thing - I'm not fit to live. Gah.

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 13 May 2004 03:25 (twenty-one years ago)

http://deseretnews.com/photos/1592110.jpg

Kerry (dymaxia), Thursday, 13 May 2004 04:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Ha!

Kerry (dymaxia), Thursday, 13 May 2004 04:14 (twenty-one years ago)

http://espn.go.com/i/mlb/profiles/players/5587.jpg

Leeefuse 73 (Leee), Thursday, 13 May 2004 04:52 (twenty-one years ago)

according to my friend here:

jt snow
jim edmonds
mark mulder

she claims to be an expert so there you go.

gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 13 May 2004 04:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Mueller's been looking more RROWR ever since he got his wisdom teeth pulled!

Leeefuse 73 (Leee), Thursday, 13 May 2004 04:57 (twenty-one years ago)

oh my god, that's just creepy.

John (jdahlem), Thursday, 13 May 2004 05:00 (twenty-one years ago)


Sexiest Renaissance Man, Body + Brain: Mike Mussina (his degree is in economics I think)
Runnerup: Brad Ausmus

Sex on Six Legs: Zito-Hudson-Mulder

Man Stud Beauties: Carlos Delgado (best smile for sure), Brad Fullmer (hottest caveman), Troy Glaus, Jeff Bagwell, Albert Pujols

Model Beautiful: A-Rod, Jay Payton

Best Ass and Thighs Ever on a Mound:

http://mrwalto.tripod.com/kyle.html


Cute Cute Cute: Michael Barrett, Shawn Estes, Corey Patterson, Peter Bergeron, Marcus Giles, Neal Cotts

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 13 May 2004 14:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, a lot of the younger female WS fans like Cotts. He's too young for me, plus he looks like he grew up two trailers down from William Ligue.

http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_425840.jpg

Kerry (dymaxia), Thursday, 13 May 2004 14:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Cub shortstop and Mendoza impersonator Alex Gonzalez hasn't made a list? The man whose face once prompted Steve Stone to wax the oh-so-eloquent "it's tough to play shortstop without a face"???

mattbot (mattbot), Thursday, 13 May 2004 15:17 (twenty-one years ago)

holy shit, point for mattbot. http://www.homeruncards.com/rookiecards/alex-gonzalez-cubs-rookie-card.shtml

John (jdahlem), Thursday, 13 May 2004 15:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, Alex-the-Cub Gonzalez belongs on this or any other list of good-looking people.

http://espn.go.com/i/mlb/profiles/players/5197.jpg

Kerry (dymaxia), Thursday, 13 May 2004 15:32 (twenty-one years ago)

maybe he's too pretty

Kerry (dymaxia), Thursday, 13 May 2004 15:37 (twenty-one years ago)

http://redsox.bostonherald.com/images//mannypoint05132004.jpg

Chris 'The Velvet Bingo' V (Chris V), Thursday, 13 May 2004 15:56 (twenty-one years ago)


I resisted linking a porn fantasy some Canadian manwatcher wrote a few years back about Gonzalez, Shawn Green, Fullmer, and Barrett "having fun" in a deserted locker room...

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 13 May 2004 16:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Morbs, did you ever see this thread:

Homosexuality and baseball [LINKS TO NON-WORK SAFE IMAGES]

gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 13 May 2004 16:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Paul Konerko ...so hot, he's got his own fangirl page.

http://www.angelfire.com/ct/konerko/images/konerko.jpg

old pic, but rrrrrowwwrr!

Kerry (dymaxia), Thursday, 13 May 2004 16:22 (twenty-one years ago)

try again...
http://www.angelfire.com/ct/konerko/images/konerko.jpg

Kerry (dymaxia), Thursday, 13 May 2004 16:24 (twenty-one years ago)

oh well, it's on the first page.

Kerry (dymaxia), Thursday, 13 May 2004 16:24 (twenty-one years ago)


no need to fight ladies - there's plenty of johnson to go round

cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 13 May 2004 16:46 (twenty-one years ago)

ewwwww! get that off of here!

the homely thread is ----------> thataway

back to your regularly scheduled hotness ....

http://pages.ripco.net/~dymaxia/konerkohot.jpg

Kerry (dymaxia), Thursday, 13 May 2004 16:52 (twenty-one years ago)

JT Snow is giving Konerko a run for the money in the fangirl swooning dept. Lookit how good JT is with the kids!

Leeefuse 73 (Leee), Thursday, 13 May 2004 17:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Konerko doesn't look "hot" so much in that Reds uni as he does "windburned".

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 13 May 2004 17:46 (twenty-one years ago)

My wife thought Mike Piazza was hot until he went to the Mets, then he was dog food.

Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 14 May 2004 22:48 (twenty-one years ago)

three weeks pass...

Re Kyle Farnsworth's new scruff -- he CAN get hotter!

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 18:14 (twenty-one years ago)

well, someone thinks shawn estes is pretty cute...

http://mlb.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/mlb/news/mlb_news.jsp?ymd=20040608&content_id=765815&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp

higgins, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 19:38 (twenty-one years ago)

haha!

gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 19:53 (twenty-one years ago)

that whole thing reminds of the first exchange b/w humphrey bogart and lauren bacall's sister in the big sleep.

am i wrong here?

higgins, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:31 (twenty-one years ago)


So you're comparing an ump to Martha Vickers? "Yer cute."

Unlike Farnsy's untended stubble, Shawn doesn't need to be messin' that sweet babyface up with a vandyke.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:58 (twenty-one years ago)

three months pass...
In the absence of Farnsworth and Beckett from the playoffs, Brad Lidge should be designated to pitch without pants. Best mounds on the October mound!

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:17 (twenty years ago)

Hands off that sweet, sweet, sweet Jeff Kent, girls.

briania (briania), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:41 (twenty years ago)

After this thread, I've always imagined/assumed that Blount looks like the Big Unit.

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:45 (twenty years ago)

I've discovered that Cleveland's Grady Sizemore is my new thing.

Eric H. (Eric H.), Monday, 4 October 2004 17:54 (twenty years ago)

Now that Piazza's off her radar, the only player my wife mentions is "that hot center fielder for the Red Sox."

Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Monday, 4 October 2004 18:36 (twenty years ago)

This girl I work with was all about Chipper Jones until I ruined him for her:

http://www.sjlevyphoto.com/photos/Jones-2_portrait_small.jpg

http://www.grudge-match.com/Images/carrottop.gif

Gear! (Gear!), Monday, 4 October 2004 21:53 (twenty years ago)

you're a mad, mad, mad, mad genius

John (jdahlem), Monday, 4 October 2004 21:56 (twenty years ago)

'we named the dog shea'

cinniblount (James Blount), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 01:53 (twenty years ago)

Whoever the director of Atl-Hou was yesterday gave us generous dugout closeups of Bagwell, and I applaud your taste in big beautiful studs.

Mike Hampton has a really tasty body for a guy 5 feet tall.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 8 October 2004 13:09 (twenty years ago)

ok, i am starting to think that manny ramirez is totally cute.

maura (maura), Friday, 8 October 2004 13:28 (twenty years ago)

"starting to think"

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 8 October 2004 13:45 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...
I haven't noticed the Pujols at-bat "porn face" someone claimed to see, but the way Danny Haren goes all slack-jawed when he stares in for the sign is pretty hot.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 25 October 2004 13:27 (twenty years ago)

seven months pass...
Michael Barrett: shave that ridiculous thing off, beautiful.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 3 June 2005 13:44 (twenty years ago)

I was thinking the
same thing the other night, Morbs!
Also, get one tan.

Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 3 June 2005 14:29 (twenty years ago)

I've never really seen what was so overwhelmingly attractive about Barrett -- sure, he's good-looking, but Corey is still the cutest on the Cubs.

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 3 June 2005 17:13 (twenty years ago)

ever seen that South Park where there's the Evil Cartman from a parallel universe, and he has a lil goatee thingee? yeah.

oops (Oops), Friday, 3 June 2005 19:36 (twenty years ago)

that's from Spock / Star Trek...

Milwaukee SS J.J. Hardy may be the loveliest rookie.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:24 (twenty years ago)

ten months pass...
"I haven't gotten any [fan mail from women]. I guess I'm underappreciated. Most of the girls that do cheer for me, I don't know if they can write because they're so young. I'm thinking once I'm 30, they'll all be out of high school then."

--White Sox reliever Neal Cotts, on his growing female following (Chicago Sun-Times)

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 3 April 2006 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

Bill Mueller.

Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 3 April 2006 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

BIG PAPI

David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 3 April 2006 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS

David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 3 April 2006 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

White Sox reliever Neal Cotts

this girl i was dating a month ago and her room mate for that matter both had severe cases of the hotts for cotts. the room mates dad got her an autographed ball for hanukkah and there was talk of "licking cotts' ball."

otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 3 April 2006 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20060403/capt.nys10104031600.nationals_mets_nys101.jpg

maura (maura), Monday, 3 April 2006 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

Tracer confused me! I was like, "Did I post something without remembering it?"

c(''c) (Leee), Monday, 3 April 2006 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

Pujols has the most obscene batting stance!

but my vote is for Ichiro.

patita (patita), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

Harden v Mussina tonight ... I'm moist already!

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

and I'll be there, in the flesh*!

*flesh = rain in this case.

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

You're lucky I'm not out there next to you, with binoculars!

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

And sweatpants!

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

"Harden"

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

CUET!!

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20060404/capt.oas11304040337.yankees_athletics_baseball_oas113.jpg

felicity (felicity), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 14:20 (nineteen years ago)

I'd park on that Street, but might like his Sizemore:

http://www.790thezone.com/vdVirtual/APPhotos/FLTD10203291727@news.ap.org.jpg

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

Haha, I got some pix for both of you guys.

I'll upload them tonight.

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

three months pass...
stupid stupid people.
AdAM EVErEtt is the all time BEST looking player.
DUHHHH

lAUrEl ANNE dOWNS (GoDdAMN GOrGEOUS), Sunday, 30 July 2006 02:14 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.baseball-almanac.com/players/pics/andy_etchebarren_autograph.jpg

timmy tannin (pompous), Sunday, 30 July 2006 05:01 (eighteen years ago)

for maura:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v134/tracerhand/liriano.jpg

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Sunday, 30 July 2006 13:03 (eighteen years ago)

so modest!


Michelangelo, da Vinci, Botticelli ... Baldelli? Devil Rays outfielder Rocco Baldelli may not rank among the Italian masters, but he has made a lasting contribution to art, one that won't biodegrade for 2,000 years. While on the bench during a long recovery from assorted injuries, Baldelli, 24, doodled on Styrofoam coffee cups, using a sunflower seed as his stylus. Soon, he was carving portraits of teammates -- each took about five innings to complete -- and refining his technique. "I'd need a sharp seed to do the outlines," he says, "then I'd use the dull end to do the shading."

Baldelli did three portraits. Pitcher Mark Hendrickson was "shocked" by the resemblance; catcher Toby Hall admires Baldelli's rendering of facial hair ("long, fuzzy little chin hair, eyebrows, everything"). But all agree Baldelli's masterpiece is his Julio Lugo. "Impressive," says the shortstop. "The mustache he got right, and the nose, that's the difficult part."

The subsequent trading of all three of Baldelli's subjects has led some in Tampa Bay's clubhouse to joke that his pieces have a dark side. That may be why he never did a self-portrait -- "It'd be one ugly picture," he says -- before his return to the lineup interrupted his art career. Says Baldelli of his Styrofoam series, "It's a real limited edition."

maura (maura), Friday, 4 August 2006 15:18 (eighteen years ago)

The Cub pitching staff should've had time to open a gallery by now.

While nowhere as beautiful as Beltran or Wright, Chase Utley is pretty damn cute (needs to lose the chaw tho).

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 4 August 2006 17:42 (eighteen years ago)

Delgado needs facial hair stat.

The Littlest Drew has a kinda mousy smo(u?)lder to hizass.

& Jonny Gomes was pure dirty manmeat prior to hitting my weight.

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 4 August 2006 18:06 (eighteen years ago)

two months pass...


http://danharen.mlblogs.com/danheadshot.JPG

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 6 October 2006 17:56 (eighteen years ago)

I've heard him mentioned in GUSHING language...

Jimmy Mod is COMPLETELY MISERABLE SAN DIEGO (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 6 October 2006 19:06 (eighteen years ago)

As far as the A's go, I prefer Huston Street and Marco Scutaro.

Eric H. (Eric H.), Friday, 6 October 2006 22:04 (eighteen years ago)

two years pass...

http://ladiesdotdotdot.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/grady1.jpg

A Patch on Blazing Saddles (Dr Morbius), Monday, 7 September 2009 15:45 (fifteen years ago)

one year passes...

Kurdt would not approve.

A Chuck Person's Guide to Mark Aguirre (Andy K), Saturday, 21 May 2011 01:13 (fourteen years ago)

im gonna go with sam fuld atm

tacoby bellsbury (roxymuzak), Saturday, 21 May 2011 01:45 (fourteen years ago)

dernell stenson award-winner . . . good choice

mookieproof, Saturday, 21 May 2011 01:48 (fourteen years ago)

and i dont like him but chase utley looks good too

http://www.followthephils.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/chase-utley1.jpg

also jacoby of course, but homeboy needs to never ever smile or open his mouth

tacoby bellsbury (roxymuzak), Saturday, 21 May 2011 01:50 (fourteen years ago)

a girl pointed out to me a few years ago that david wright has 'midget face' and thats all i can see when i look at him now

anime hitler, the futanari führer (Princess TamTam), Saturday, 21 May 2011 02:04 (fourteen years ago)

utley's hair, tho -- come on

mookieproof, Saturday, 21 May 2011 02:07 (fourteen years ago)

what's wrong with utley's hair

you must be thinking of cole 'pert plus' hamels

anime hitler, the futanari führer (Princess TamTam), Saturday, 21 May 2011 02:10 (fourteen years ago)

utley's hair is a helmet of grease -- it is disturbing

mookieproof, Saturday, 21 May 2011 02:16 (fourteen years ago)

still a better look than cole's butt cut

http://baseball.contentquake.com/files/2009/03/cole-hamels.jpg

anime hitler, the futanari führer (Princess TamTam), Saturday, 21 May 2011 02:17 (fourteen years ago)

wait are you the phillies fan roxy is dating?

mookieproof, Saturday, 21 May 2011 02:21 (fourteen years ago)

?????

anime hitler, the futanari führer (Princess TamTam), Saturday, 21 May 2011 02:22 (fourteen years ago)

j/k utley stan

mookieproof, Saturday, 21 May 2011 02:23 (fourteen years ago)

anyway... whenever i see rick ankiel i think he looks like lou diamond phillips, which could be hot to someone

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/07/01/sports/01ankiel.1.600.jpg
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RaOrchOImw8/St4SaWXpYXI/AAAAAAAAaCE/ERb5bLIVTOU/s400/Lou+Diamond+Phillips..jpg

anime hitler, the futanari führer (Princess TamTam), Saturday, 21 May 2011 02:24 (fourteen years ago)

i knew a girl (crazy yankees fan) who thought jorge posada was ~the absolute hottest~ but i just dk about that

anime hitler, the futanari führer (Princess TamTam), Saturday, 21 May 2011 02:27 (fourteen years ago)

http://bryceharperinsider.com/wp-content/themes/church_10/images/byrceharpernumber1draftpick.JPG

btw

bryce harper has a teammate apply his eyeblack before each game (no word on how this teammate is chosen) and does not appreciate having pictures taken of this process

xp i used to think jorge looked like balki from perfect strangers amiwrong

mookieproof, Saturday, 21 May 2011 02:28 (fourteen years ago)

lol @ cole hamels hair

tbh hair doesnt really matter to me in this case - they are in hats all the time

i remember being surprised that that pedroia is balding - had never seen him with hat off

tacoby bellsbury (roxymuzak), Saturday, 21 May 2011 06:46 (fourteen years ago)

that said, he is not hot anyway

tacoby bellsbury (roxymuzak), Saturday, 21 May 2011 06:46 (fourteen years ago)

http://d380otju09u5ho.cloudfront.net/ryan%20braun.jpg

the gay bloggers are onto the faggot tweets (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 21 May 2011 13:16 (fourteen years ago)

^yes

he also looks like sam fuld imo

tacoby bellsbury (roxymuzak), Saturday, 21 May 2011 14:07 (fourteen years ago)

supersized

the gay bloggers are onto the faggot tweets (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 21 May 2011 14:15 (fourteen years ago)

lol

tacoby bellsbury (roxymuzak), Saturday, 21 May 2011 16:29 (fourteen years ago)

one year passes...

Paul Goldschmidt hawt

http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Paul+Goldschmidt+mKs5X1hTiELm.jpg

Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Friday, 5 April 2013 16:10 (twelve years ago)

the hottest player on the Brewers according to most females in this area is Jonathon Lucroy. WTF

frogbs, Friday, 5 April 2013 16:19 (twelve years ago)

matt kemp used to be until he got a tattoo of a photo of his fucking grandparents on his chest

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18bp8c706m082jpg/ku-xlarge.jpg

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 5 April 2013 19:12 (twelve years ago)

well, with the uni on then, u hater of the elderly.

Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Friday, 5 April 2013 20:08 (twelve years ago)

ten months pass...

http://www.sbnation.com/mlb/2014/2/24/5433274/face-of-mlb-determining-true-most-attractive

mookieproof, Monday, 24 February 2014 17:08 (eleven years ago)

come on. it's still JJ Hardy.

frogbs, Monday, 24 February 2014 17:10 (eleven years ago)

he's a top tenner, still find Kemp, Braun, others more swoony

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Monday, 24 February 2014 18:31 (eleven years ago)

Eric Sogard loses Face

http://deadspin.com/did-mlb-rig-its-own-stupid-contest-1533322041

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Friday, 28 February 2014 21:51 (eleven years ago)

http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Khris+Davis+Milwaukee+Brewers+Photo+Day+o35DWTsrhygl.jpg/
Khris Davis of your Milwaukee Brewers

@ActuallyMattC (Display Name (this cannot be changed):), Sunday, 2 March 2014 03:50 (eleven years ago)

hahaha I GUESS NOT

@ActuallyMattC (Display Name (this cannot be changed):), Sunday, 2 March 2014 03:51 (eleven years ago)

ten months pass...

https://milbprospective.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/norrisblogboard.jpg

mookieproof, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 15:25 (ten years ago)

Forgot to mention my brief obsession this summer with ...

http://gamereax.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/lawriediaz.gif

Vulvacura (Eric H.), Wednesday, 21 January 2015 15:38 (ten years ago)

that's a great celebration

Bringing the mosh (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 21 January 2015 16:15 (ten years ago)

Felt the same way when he was traded away.

clemenza, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 16:19 (ten years ago)

sorry, don't recognize ski-hat surfer (both elements kind of a turnoff)

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 21 January 2015 17:11 (ten years ago)

two weeks pass...

More on:

http://www.grindtv.com/lifestyle/culture/post/meet-pro-baseball-player-lives-van/

Eric H., Friday, 6 February 2015 17:05 (ten years ago)

per the BP annual, Mets' Anthony Recker has the old-fashioned tool of "gorgeous."

http://famewatcher.com/anthony-recker-shirtless-hot-baseball-hunk-new-york-mets-catcher.html

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 6 February 2015 17:18 (ten years ago)

the daniel norris roadtrip thing is kind of overdone, but he seems like a good guy and is pretty funny

mookieproof, Friday, 6 February 2015 17:35 (ten years ago)

per the BP annual, Mets' Anthony Recker has the old-fashioned tool of "gorgeous."

http://famewatcher.com/anthony-recker-shirtless-hot-baseball-hunk-new-york-mets-catcher.html

"tool"

"catcher"

Sorry.

Hollinger Escape Plan (Leee), Friday, 6 February 2015 17:47 (ten years ago)

Oh hai.

Eric H., Friday, 6 February 2015 18:15 (ten years ago)

he's pretty (and) terrible, so if the Twins have a dece backup catcher let's trade.

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 6 February 2015 19:20 (ten years ago)

one month passes...

full Recker BP entry, lol

In a less enlightened time, we might have noted that five of Recker's seven home runs in 2014 gave the Mets the lead. In a less enlightened time, we might have said that of course Recker is a great clubhouse presence -- he tweets about his favorite restaurants on the road! In a less enlightened time, we might have observed Recker's great baseball face, which would be code for, "He's built like a tank and he's really, really, almost insanely good-looking." In reality, Recker did little to earn himself a major-league job in 2015, but he'll be around, which makes one wonder how enlightened we really are. The man is a gorgeous, ruggedly handsome personification of the progress BP and our ilk have yet to make. He is gorgeous, though.

mookieproof, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 20:21 (ten years ago)

five months pass...

good points but the hair on Harper is a dealbreaker

"As I started heading to more ballgames, I found random male strangers perfectly willing to point out that there was no way I could really know the game, and that any player whose name was on a jersey I might have been wearing was only someone I thought was hot," says K, a 37-year-old Blue Jays fan. "I tried my best to try to change their minds about it, but it was generally met with verbal pats on the head."

It's definitely true that being hot for players has long been a no-no for "serious" female fans, one that's ingrained in us from the age when crushes first start to blossom. (Male fans as well, obviously, but that's another essay entirely.) Mabel, another 37-year-old Jays fan, remembers feeling judged for her desires as soon as she was old enough to have them. "The timing of when people started wondering why I liked sports roughly coincides with young adulthood," she says. "Like, it's cute and OK for a 13-year-old to adore John Olerud. But a 17-year-old doing the same is wrong, as she's a woman, or close to."

https://sports.vice.com/en_us/article/its-ok-to-have-the-hots-for-baseball-players-a-manifesto

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Friday, 28 August 2015 18:36 (nine years ago)

Olerud?!

AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 29 August 2015 02:28 (nine years ago)

Beardless Strasburg is a hunk.

Van Horn Street, Saturday, 29 August 2015 02:52 (nine years ago)

I *think* you can be a 6'4" cub (small c)

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/eJOFaLCOlQg/0.jpg

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Monday, 31 August 2015 03:01 (nine years ago)

eight months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwYlJPnslTo

for morbs

mookieproof, Friday, 13 May 2016 17:55 (nine years ago)

one month passes...

well

http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/page/bodyjakearrieta/

helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 2 July 2016 00:18 (nine years ago)

Is Cole Hamels good looking? I think so, but he creeps me out somewhat

skateboard of education (rip van wanko), Saturday, 2 July 2016 02:19 (nine years ago)

Wilmer Flores is the cutest Mets player.

Virginia Plain, Saturday, 2 July 2016 17:47 (nine years ago)

Wilmer still looks about 17. That goatee might be a glue-on.

helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 18:25 (nine years ago)

one year passes...

Daniel Norris still hot even w/ his uniform on

the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 April 2018 14:25 (seven years ago)

nice, but looks a little too young

the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 April 2018 14:33 (seven years ago)

. . .

Daniel Norris will undergo a procedure to relieve pressure in his left groin, manager Ron Gardenhire said. Will likely be transferred to 60-day DL at some point.

— Jason Beck (@beckjason) April 30, 2018

mookieproof, Monday, 30 April 2018 19:58 (seven years ago)

oh to be a physical therapist

the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Monday, 30 April 2018 22:46 (seven years ago)

"say you're not my regular doctor..."

omar little, Monday, 30 April 2018 22:52 (seven years ago)

ok but for real it's xander bogaerts and it's not even close

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 30 April 2018 22:55 (seven years ago)

plus you get michael a. taylor for free

mookieproof, Monday, 30 April 2018 23:31 (seven years ago)

got to be Jeff Samardzija

Daniel Johns Hopkins (jim in vancouver), Monday, 30 April 2018 23:33 (seven years ago)

ok that guy's awesome

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 30 April 2018 23:44 (seven years ago)

https://elitesportsny.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/chicago-white-sox-v-los-angeles-dodgers.jpg

Van Horn Street, Tuesday, 1 May 2018 00:09 (seven years ago)

how YOU doin

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 1 May 2018 00:30 (seven years ago)

yoanna see my loft?

mookieproof, Tuesday, 1 May 2018 01:43 (seven years ago)

three months pass...

I hafta say shorthaired smiley Jake is pretty damn dreamboaty

.@SteveGelbs has jokes. "Jacob, how do you keep your focus with only eight runs of support?" 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/oXfkXDjgTt

— Anthony DiComo (@AnthonyDiComo) August 8, 2018

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 10 August 2018 17:24 (six years ago)

six months pass...

Shohei Ohtani’s impression of Brad Ausmus: “He’s a very good-looking guy.”

He paused, then added: “Of course, Mike Scioscia was very good-looking too.”

— Fabian Ardaya (@FabianArdaya) February 13, 2019

mookieproof, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 19:11 (six years ago)

folks the answer is clearly Eric Thames

frogbs, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 19:20 (six years ago)

eight months pass...

i hafta say Springer and Correa are absurdly beautiful

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 28 October 2019 17:57 (five years ago)

four months pass...

https://i.redd.it/5fk1sl60s1o41.jpg

mookieproof, Saturday, 21 March 2020 22:10 (five years ago)

issa hoss

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 22 March 2020 01:28 (five years ago)

#jorts

mookieproof, Sunday, 22 March 2020 02:12 (five years ago)

six months pass...

I didn’t realize that Tyler Glasnow had Chalamet vibes

Game 5. #ALDS pic.twitter.com/7xCeaZG4Ww

— MLB (@MLB) October 9, 2020

na (NA), Friday, 9 October 2020 21:48 (four years ago)

Tyler Glasnow has a 12-pack, Chalamet does not

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 10 October 2020 18:10 (four years ago)

eleven months pass...

was sure when i was watching the other night that his uniform number was 69 but sadly it's not

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 9 October 2021 21:23 (three years ago)

thank you for not posting alex verdugo

mookieproof, Saturday, 9 October 2021 21:59 (three years ago)

two years pass...

https://i.postimg.cc/SQc8VTtW/IMG-7734.jpg

By unpopular demand!

Matt Olson:

MLB made a Matt Olson Thirst Trap Tik Tok 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/3JNwuE2Vck

— Cody (@CodyRogers10) August 15, 2023

Every time I see Jason Heyward I’m like, why does nobody mention how handsome he is?
https://i.postimg.cc/rmMBRYdq/IMG-7737.jpg

Sorry about ittttt
https://i.postimg.cc/j5jrkFRZ/IMG-7738.jpg

Ofc Connor Wong
https://i.postimg.cc/GtKT1pNv/IMG-7740.jpg

Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Saturday, 23 March 2024 22:01 (one year ago)

idk about best looking but best sounding? there can be only one....

https://mktg.mlbstatic.com/redsox/audio/pronunciation-guide/ceddanne-rafaela.m4a

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 23 March 2024 22:05 (one year ago)

You are wrong for this

Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Saturday, 23 March 2024 22:07 (one year ago)

Also lol @ you posting Tanner Houck above

Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Saturday, 23 March 2024 22:07 (one year ago)

there is a kind of lazy virility to him idk what to tell you if you don't see it

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 23 March 2024 22:11 (one year ago)

Oh I don’t disagree he’s just such a goofy personality it offsets it a little

Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Saturday, 23 March 2024 22:28 (one year ago)

goofy because he doesn't gaf, even hotter!

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 23 March 2024 22:40 (one year ago)

plus his name's "tanner houck" ffs

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 23 March 2024 22:40 (one year ago)

Tanner Houck has a 3D mold of his fractured face on a chain pic.twitter.com/ml7gkQNyIc

— Rob Bradford (@bradfo) August 28, 2023

Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Saturday, 23 March 2024 22:47 (one year ago)

that’s a little bit more goth than i was expecting him to go

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 23 March 2024 22:50 (one year ago)

A spinal tattoo is pretty hard

https://www.boston.com/sports/boston-red-sox/2023/04/20/tanner-houck-explains-red-sox-logo-tattoo-spine/

Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Saturday, 23 March 2024 23:19 (one year ago)

where does the last letter sit 👀

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 23 March 2024 23:29 (one year ago)

🤨

Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Saturday, 23 March 2024 23:36 (one year ago)

Tyler Glasnow makes me feel a certain way and I want to grow out my hair again because of him

H.P, Thursday, 4 April 2024 02:14 (one year ago)

three months pass...

Luis Robert

Mrs. Ippei (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 1 August 2024 02:24 (eleven months ago)

not even he can pull off the chinstrap

mookieproof, Thursday, 1 August 2024 03:01 (eleven months ago)


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