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I don't give a FUCK about who is/isn't an admin of what (esp since the 'Noize' i've heard is gobbitch). I keep forgetting the whole BB world is one big sandbox where an admin can reply 'EAT A DICK' to a post, feign innocence, then ban someone out of infantile animus.

But everyone has their priorities.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:00 (twenty years ago)

curious.

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:01 (twenty years ago)

Er, what?

― Dan (Take Your Meds, Dude) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:02 (twenty years ago)

...

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:03 (twenty years ago)

Guys the three of us just posted straight in a row, within a minute of one another, only Tom needs to post now to prove we are actually the same person as he keeps claiming. SHIT.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:03 (twenty years ago)

no wonder i suddenly grew a black vagina a few weeks ago

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:04 (twenty years ago)

http://hyperleap.nl/bioscoop/library/show_image.php?ID=5878

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:05 (twenty years ago)

And it bledsoe.

x-post

― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:05 (twenty years ago)

any reviews of Bright Eyes @ Loews Jersey?

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:06 (twenty years ago)

I blame all of you.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:10 (twenty years ago)

Morbius, what does that have to do with Blount? C'mon dude, it's kind of funny anyway, though not very productive.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:12 (twenty years ago)

Since you asked...

Controversy Sells: ENEMY LIST part two!

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:13 (twenty years ago)

http://www.aitinstitute.org/Index%20Page%20art/crying%20boy.jpg

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:15 (twenty years ago)

(xp) f we ask you to shut up, will you?

― dr. william idol (dr g), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:15 (twenty years ago)

he wasn't even the one who PUT you on the enemy list, dude!

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:16 (twenty years ago)

you're such a faggot

― lal, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:16 (twenty years ago)

You bet.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:19 (twenty years ago)

maybe youd like this thread better if it was directed by your beloved jerry bruckheimer

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:20 (twenty years ago)

hahahaha

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:21 (twenty years ago)

(xp) It'll be irrelevant, eunuch.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:21 (twenty years ago)

Dr., may I kindly caress your head with a brickbat.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:22 (twenty years ago)

I still kind of can't believe this thread exists.

― Dan (What Made You Think This Would Be A Good Idea???) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:22 (twenty years ago)

what is irrelevant? What a confounding conversation.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:23 (twenty years ago)

Hahaha, oooh's last comment is the ne plus ultra of lame internet putdowns.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:23 (twenty years ago)

http://www.travelgolf.com/images/editorials/dingos-golf.jpg

― 'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:23 (twenty years ago)

ally wouldnt you be happier chuckling at the trite, lowbrow muddle of an adam sandler film? im sorry, this isnt "the hot chick" and i am not rob schneider

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:24 (twenty years ago)

Out of the WHELM? What aliens wrote that?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:24 (twenty years ago)

I still kind of can't believe DaPerry and Neddy aren't marionettes at the Bots' house.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:25 (twenty years ago)

"DaPerry"...what are you, some kind of racist?

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:26 (twenty years ago)

Main Entry: whelm
Pronunciation: 'hwelm, 'welm
Function: verb
Etymology: Middle English
transitive senses
1 : to turn (as a dish or vessel) upside down usually to cover something : cover or engulf completely with usually disastrous effect
2 : to overcome in thought or feeling : OVERWHELM
intransitive senses : to pass or go over something so as to bury or submerge it

― Dan (Ignoring The Bullshit For Now) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:27 (twenty years ago)

d'perry

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:27 (twenty years ago)

Great, now Dan's a dragonrider of Pern.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:28 (twenty years ago)

Everyone knows I prefer Spike Lee to MASH, what are you talking about jess?

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:28 (twenty years ago)

TS: d'perry vs. t'pau

― 'Twan (miccio), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:28 (twenty years ago)

Bring in Da Noise, Bring in Da Perry

― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:29 (twenty years ago)

TS: d'perry vs. t'pau

"NEED A LITTLE HEART AND SOUL..."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:29 (twenty years ago)

da perry is to sold not to be told

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:29 (twenty years ago)

"dragonrider of Pern"?? "Whelm"??

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:30 (twenty years ago)

― 'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:30 (twenty years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v706/miaooooo/KittenHug2.jpg

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:30 (twenty years ago)

― 'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:30 (twenty years ago)

Jon "What did I do now?" Dipshit, cease addressing me, or you *will* sequentially meet me and Brooklyn pavement.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:31 (twenty years ago)

from tha chuuuch to da perry

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:31 (twenty years ago)

Jon "What did I do now?" Dipshit, cease addressing me, or you *will* sequentially meet me and Brooklyn pavement.

Together? Walking down the street? Hand in hand?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:31 (twenty years ago)

i like how I've seen this morbius guy's name around since forever but only noticed him over these last few weeks.

― 'Twan (miccio), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:31 (twenty years ago)

http://www.homegrocer.com/images/products/perrier-lime.gif
da perrier

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:32 (twenty years ago)

In the Whelm of the Senses

― k (I Don't Peek In DP's Parens) l (Ken L), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:32 (twenty years ago)

Sparkly and bubbly, and sugar free.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:32 (twenty years ago)

http://www.hillcity-comics.com/graphic_novels/indy/comics_and_sequential_art_will_eisner.jpg

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:33 (twenty years ago)

.........................

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:33 (twenty years ago)

stop posting periods ally or your face will sequentially meet brooklyn pavement

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:34 (twenty years ago)

And Ros4rio D4ws0n's drink of choice

(xpost)

― k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:34 (twenty years ago)

THE BEARS ARE 8-3

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:34 (twenty years ago)

THE REDEMPTION OF JERRY ANGELO

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:35 (twenty years ago)

http://scumby.com/~wes/Bman98/Seven/DSC00006.JPG

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:35 (twenty years ago)

was the thing from the bronx or brooklyn?

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:35 (twenty years ago)

BRIGHT EYES FANS BE MAKIN THREATS!

― 'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:35 (twenty years ago)

*dies laughing*

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:36 (twenty years ago)

he was from queens!

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:36 (twenty years ago)

I Don't Peek In DP's Parens

Mentally inserting phantom 't's: C/D?

― Dan (D!) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:36 (twenty years ago)

great, another thread degenerates into photos of marching band nazi clowns

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:37 (twenty years ago)

oh noes! (click the hand)

― StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:38 (twenty years ago)

I wonder what Orson Welles would think about this?
(xpost)

― k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:38 (twenty years ago)

The Teddy Bear with a BUTTHOLE!

Poke your finger in and listen to the antics

― Dan (That Would Be Better If It Wasn't An X-Post, K/L) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:40 (twenty years ago)

http://www.uta.fi/festnews/fn2002/eng/thu/kuvat/lucyshow.jpg

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:40 (twenty years ago)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:40 (twenty years ago)

Well at least he can angle her.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:40 (twenty years ago)

l-r: eileen and jerry raggett, 1953

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:41 (twenty years ago)

:-D

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:41 (twenty years ago)

actually, ned...

― oooOoOoOOoOoOOoOoOooo (dr g), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:42 (twenty years ago)

Was that an unused photo from the ILX Cool Thread, Jess? Ally/Tombot?

― k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:42 (twenty years ago)

You cannot trick me, Small Penis, into thinking you are large- by pounding away like a jackhammer. In fact, when you do this- I almost totally forget about you. I am more involved with the incessant slapping sounds of skin and flapping balls and trying to tune them out. You cannot shove and piledrive your way into my heart- bratty bullying will only make me notice you less.

― kephm (kephm), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:44 (twenty years ago)

http://www.insecurities.org/junk/domestic.jpg

― 'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:45 (twenty years ago)

I never said any of the Dumbcunt Mafia was the same person, btw. They MAY share a brain.

Meet me on Grand St and call me a Bright Eyes fan, Noizeboy.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:47 (twenty years ago)

what time?

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:47 (twenty years ago)

also, will you pay for my amtrak ticket?

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:47 (twenty years ago)

This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:48 (twenty years ago)

Shouldn't you be making his card by now?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:48 (twenty years ago)

http://pds.exblog.jp/pds/1/200402/12/98/a0003098_18832.gif

I'm so afraid of you, internet toughman!

― 'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:48 (twenty years ago)

i been to new york its straight pussy

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:49 (twenty years ago)

http://www.deltaparkblog.com/images/heath_ledger5.jpg

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:49 (twenty years ago)

http://www.kino.orc.ru/js/review/stills/midnight_cowboy2.jpg

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:50 (twenty years ago)

FYI I want everyone to know that Momus never travels above Grand St so we could theoretically invite him to this, it's right on his borderline.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:51 (twenty years ago)

http://www.duckula.de/images/richter-interview.jpg

fwiw, momus never travels alone in brooklyn because he hates black people.

― 'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:51 (twenty years ago)

first i'm going to las vegas to get a nairn laid, now i'm going to nyc to stomp dr. morbius, what next

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:52 (twenty years ago)

http://media.gamespy.com/columns/image/dec02_rampage_3.jpg

Strongo on bottom.

― 'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:54 (twenty years ago)

trivia night at Max's?

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:54 (twenty years ago)

GO TO CALIFORNIA, GIVE NED A HAIRCUT

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:54 (twenty years ago)

paste sideburns on him

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:55 (twenty years ago)

EAT AT SBARRO.

― 'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:55 (twenty years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/5/5363865_130bb133ec_m.jpg

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:55 (twenty years ago)

i stole a soda from a sbarro this weekend

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:56 (twenty years ago)

http://lildarlinzkidzdolls.homestead.com/files/lpt10020.gif

― 'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:56 (twenty years ago)

I meant Grand St in Williamsburg, Hot Lips.

btw, when a Hobbit worshipper posts *dies laughing*, you know it's funny.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:56 (twenty years ago)

you havent answered the amtrak question yet

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:58 (twenty years ago)

i like when people live in williamsburg

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:59 (twenty years ago)

Are you challenging jon to a walk off, BOO Lander?

― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:59 (twenty years ago)

colonial or shitty nyc version?

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:00 (twenty years ago)

Enough of the trash talk. Somebody should've hit somebody with an aluminium chair by now.

― Amity Wong (noodle vague), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:00 (twenty years ago)

Ten minutes, old Member's Only warehouse. You ought to remember that, you're a dinosaur.

― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:01 (twenty years ago)

http://cmdrtaco.net/rants/images/gamera.jpg

― 'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:01 (twenty years ago)

Colonial is better, I think, plus near Busch Gardens.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:01 (twenty years ago)

http://www.colonialwilliamsburg.com/publications/books/images/wigmaker.jpg

― 'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:03 (twenty years ago)

http://www.victorianweb.org/books/mcdonnell/images/argumentative.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:05 (twenty years ago)

http://www.cynical-c.com/archives/bloggraphics/duel2.jpg

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:07 (twenty years ago)

Maybe Classon & Myrtle would be easier, Noizeturd?

Strongo, I don't really know who you are, which means your posts have probably not been as spectacularly suppurative as the MASH gang.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:07 (twenty years ago)

did you ever see the reading rainbow where dude went to williamsburg and met a blacksmith?

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:08 (twenty years ago)

dude, i'm practically furniture here. don't test.

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:08 (twenty years ago)

morbius do you know who i am? clue - ask your mom

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:09 (twenty years ago)

http://www.surfreak.com/db3/00220/surfreak.com/_uimages/BareKnuckle.jpg

― Amity Wong (noodle vague), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:09 (twenty years ago)

GO TO CALIFORNIA, GIVE NED A HAIRCUT

Such jealousy.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:12 (twenty years ago)

http://www.jeansdogshop.com/TR-Fantasy/TR-Wiz-Drag-SibHuskySable.jpg
I don't even know who this goofball is!

― 'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:15 (twenty years ago)

Sometimes I wonder, if maybe Morbius is being funny. Like in the way that, I dunno, Scaredy Cat or Calum or oops are "funny," which is to say not very but they also aren't serious in their beliefs either. Then I realize I don't care very much. But it's a good philosophical question, you know? "If no one understands your sense of humor, no one at all, should you maybe move on?"

This is of course assuming he's not the complete nutjob he comes across as being. But what would I know. I'm no Alyssa Milano fan.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:25 (twenty years ago)

148. People who think their hatred of someone they've never met mean flying shit to said person

-- Dr Morbius (wjweb@hotmail.com), November 11th, 2005.

― 'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:26 (twenty years ago)

The thing I don't understand is why he's confusing "hatred" with "god you're a douchebag, shut up and stop ruining threads." Hatred seems to imply a lot more...thought than, say, "EAT A DICK" does.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:28 (twenty years ago)

no i think its hate by this point

― howell huser (chaki), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:29 (twenty years ago)

I don't care if any of you cunts 'hate' me. Being unable to post to the Noize Board stage musical thread, THAT FUCKING TURNS ME INTO GOD'S LONELY MAN.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:32 (twenty years ago)

I don't care

― Amity Wong (noodle vague), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:33 (twenty years ago)

You are spending a LOT of effort on a board where virtually every single poster "hates" you and thinks you're a complete retard with shitty taste, Morbius, for someone who doesn't care. I mean, I know when I don't give a shit about things, I go and post huge LOOK AT ME I AM AN ATTENTION WHORE things asking people to come out on the street and fight me like a man. You should see my work on slashdot, it's fantastic.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:36 (twenty years ago)

You should see my work on slashdot, it's fantastic.

!!!

― 'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:37 (twenty years ago)

i love "I keep forgetting the whole BB world is one big sandbox"

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:37 (twenty years ago)

Hey John, that domestic violence job ad? I believe my ex-wife applied for that - certainly she was then managing the borough's only refuge. That's a bizarre coincidence.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:38 (twenty years ago)

jon I swear to god if you chk chk chk me again I will come to your house and rip your eyeballs out Alex NYC style. Don't think I will not.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:40 (twenty years ago)

jon has a crush

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:40 (twenty years ago)

!!! suck!

― howell huser (chaki), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:41 (twenty years ago)

of course you'd think they suck. It's difficult for Ashlee Simpson fans to understand the nuances of !!!.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:43 (twenty years ago)

what!? i hate ashlee simpson! i like, you know, shit that rocks.

― howell huser (chaki), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:43 (twenty years ago)

like power station

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:44 (twenty years ago)

and ready for the world

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:44 (twenty years ago)

yah i think the taylors are a killer rhythmn section.. sue me.

― howell huser (chaki), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:44 (twenty years ago)

why are you hating on power station.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:44 (twenty years ago)

Jon, Allyzay, and Giuliani Down By The Schoolyard.. POW POW POW!

OK, this is quite indirect, but the first time I met Dan Perry at the Republik on my spring '02 road trip, we were having a blast talking.. so we were obviously not going to fight..

However, the man sitting on the stool right besides us just mysteriously turned around, looked at Dan, and just started smiling maniacally waving his fist in Dan's face saying.. something.. but without any sound, and then he just mysteriously spun back around facing the bar, stopped smiling, and just continued sipping his beer.

So, an actual FIST WAVING has resulted from a purely ILX confrontation (granted, a friendly confrontation causing a random third-parting fist waving.)

― dali madison's nut (donut), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:45 (twenty years ago)

there is no universe in which i could hate on power station

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:46 (twenty years ago)

Well, some like it hot.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:46 (twenty years ago)

ive seen another ilxor give me a dirty look irl before

― howell huser (chaki), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:46 (twenty years ago)

friendly confrontation causing a random third-party fist ~~wav~~ing.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:47 (twenty years ago)

I have been thinking about fist-wavy guy since DB started this thread, actually.

― Dan (I Present... My Fist! Okay, Never Mind...) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:47 (twenty years ago)

Who doesn't give an ILXOR a dirty look?

― dali madison's nut (donut), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:47 (twenty years ago)

It's the thing to do.

― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:48 (twenty years ago)

Dan actually described that incident to us in terrifying detail at Jillian's one night. Creepy.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:48 (twenty years ago)

the entire time i had lunch with ned i was subliminally trying to get his head to explode

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:48 (twenty years ago)

Tombot broke RJG's ribs.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:49 (twenty years ago)

Didn't Tom break Anthony's rib? Or am I making that up? In my secret ILX fanfic?

xpost!!!

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:50 (twenty years ago)

Had you succeeded, strongo, would the bored girls at that Oly bagel house gone all "oh god.. like, another exploded head this week..omg, i'm off. you are cleaning that up, rachel"?

― dali madison's nut (donut), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:50 (twenty years ago)

http://www.hoardedordinaries.com/lori/images/2004-05-28a.jpg

― kephm (kephm), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:50 (twenty years ago)

Didn't Tom break Anthony's rib?

No that was Bryan...this was separate from the RJG incident.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:50 (twenty years ago)

You are spending a LOT of effort on a board where virtually every single poster "hates" you

Why the quotes -- caution?

The New Yorkers on the board who've met me either seem to like me or hide their dislike well.

And please let me fuck Noizeturd's empty sockets when you're done.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:51 (twenty years ago)

Does he just start punching at ribs when he meets an ilxor? It might not be a bad idea.

x-post

― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:52 (twenty years ago)

who did you meet? did their face sequentially meet brooklyn pavement?

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:52 (twenty years ago)

I say we take off and nuke ILX from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:53 (twenty years ago)

Well, so much for avoiding dirty looks.

― dali madison's nut (donut), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:53 (twenty years ago)

or dirty socks for that matter.. (ew.. WTFF?)

― dali madison's nut (donut), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:54 (twenty years ago)

oh, SOCKETS. sorry.

― dali madison's nut (donut), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:54 (twenty years ago)

"the ice harvest was a classic!! ill fuck your sockets!!"

― howell huser (chaki), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:55 (twenty years ago)

I know, I pretty much respect Joel and Yancey's opinions on people cos they're solid dudes, so it's perplexing to me--the way I figure it, you're one of those dudes who is like a complete fucking tosser in text but you "get it" when you meet them in person. Either that or Joel and Yancey's done gone lunatic. Hence the quotes around "hate," I mean what kind of fucking loser hates someone off a message board? Can your persecution complex and realize that the way you present yourself is like the frigging A Nairn of film-and-baseball so maybe you wanna check yourself if you don't want to have to, uh, fuck Jon's pockets or whatever in the future.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:55 (twenty years ago)

i demand hstence to come here and defend his pal

― howell huser (chaki), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:56 (twenty years ago)

london ILX meet-ups have resulted in violence and chaos before. no joke. you NYC pussies are all talk, no action.

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:57 (twenty years ago)

Though I guess who the fuck starts threads calling out totally unrelated people and then threatens to pound a dude to the pavement for being a weak ass nigga (on two threads now!)? I mean that's way weirder than if I decided randomly that I actually hate you. Which, for the record, I don't. I have expended all my hate energy on oops. Now there's someone who is truly crap, ha ha!

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:57 (twenty years ago)

http://www.probotproductions.com/RipleyFlamethrower.gif
you're one of those dudes who is like a complete fucking tosser in text but you "get it" when you meet them in person.
hi!

― 'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:58 (twenty years ago)

so do we know why blount is involved at all yet?

― howell huser (chaki), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:59 (twenty years ago)

OK, we're gonna meet at Ciabella Burrito.

I'll buy you a fuckin burrito.

Then I'll fuckin punch your stomach and watch your burrito fly out your own face.

Then I'll kick your fuckin head in.

And then I'll play bass licks on your GRAVE!

Oh, COME ON, MAN...

BUDDY!

I'm joining your band.

I'm going to play bass in your band, and write all your songs.

So fuck you.

― dali madison's nut (donut), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:59 (twenty years ago)

Well, I think it's because he was in the Navy.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:00 (twenty years ago)

i lost my copy of "great phone calls " :(

― howell huser (chaki), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:01 (twenty years ago)

I believe now is the time for all of us to sing along to King Missile's "Martin Scorsese"

This one' called Martin Scorsese
He makes the best fucking films
If I ever meet him I'm gonna grab his fuckin' neck and just shake him
And say thank you thank you for makin' such excellwnt fuckin' movies
Then I'd twist his nose all the way the fuck around
And the rip off one of his ears and throw it
Like a like a like a fuckin' frisbee
I wanna chew his fuckin' lips off and grab his head and suck out one of his
eyes and chew on it and spit it out in his face
And thank you thank you for all of your fuckin' films
Then I'd pick him up by the hair swing him over my head a few times
And throw him across the room and kick all his fuckin' teeth in and then
stomp on his face 40 or 50 times
Cuz he makes the best fucking films he makes the best fucking films
I've ever seen in my life
I fuckin love him
I fuckin love him

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:05 (twenty years ago)

Try to see the humor I may intend. re sockets, say.

the way you present yourself is like the frigging A Nairn of film-and-baseball

See, I don't know who that is.

I was posting to I Love Baseball for at least 6 months before I hit on the link to the rest of the Madhouse. And then Pazz & Jop came out...

OH SHIT, they're MOSTLY CRITICS. Mystery solved.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:08 (twenty years ago)

Yeah and you're totally ok on ILB. I have no idea what your enormous problem is with discussing, like, any other topic in the world. I mean I'm trying to see the humor, I'm trying to see the point you're making but seriously you're just coming off like a troll half the time. Like you are purposefully trying to ruin the film threads. Which, hey, cool, whatevs but don't sit there and start enormo-internet throwdowns when people call you on your bullshit, dude.

It's just like the first couple times you say something like, "Of course you wouldn't understand X, you're a fan of totally-unrelated-out-of-left-field-probably-not-even-true Y" it's pretty ha ha. The next 12,000 times you do it, it's kind of like "Does this guy have a 'shut the fuck up' button or what?"

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:11 (twenty years ago)

That's probably the best summary I've seen.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:12 (twenty years ago)

this is all to do with "indie", right?

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:13 (twenty years ago)

You are still about 18,000,000,000,000x better than others I've already mentioned so I mean don't take it like hatred. I said this, like on some fucking thread about, of all things, Tuomas, you know if people are engaging with you at all, that is a sign they like you on some level. If all you get is SHUT THE FUCK UP and then everyone ignores you, then it's truly time to pack it in. Though I don't think your sudden internet comedy hardman routine is going to help matters, really.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:14 (twenty years ago)

One man's bullshit is another's roffle, tho.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:15 (twenty years ago)

Yeah true enough except you're talking about one man versus every single other person posting on a thread.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:16 (twenty years ago)

Because the people who agree with me are too smart to get in a pissing contest?

you know if people are engaging with you at all, that is a sign they like you on some level.

That seems wrong. I'm just bored at work and parts of my life are kinda sucking hard.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:18 (twenty years ago)

Your nonsensical left-field accusations towards others and your bizarro snobbery about frankly populist topics is a little grating. To, like, virtually everyone, apparently. So, if you are making a joke or trying to make a point, you might want to, you know, make the point explicit if you don't want to be, for example, banned from boards over silly nonsense or have people talk shit about you. I mean it's pretty logical, don't you think?

xpost uh what people that agree with you, dude? I really fail to see how someone can "agree" with the idea that slocki is a Coen Brothers fan or whatever else you wanna throw out there.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:19 (twenty years ago)

wow, boredom is an amazing thing

haha xpost!!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:19 (twenty years ago)

(Morbius is really Daddino fucking with us, isn't he?)

― Dan (Fess Up) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:21 (twenty years ago)

I mean, do we need to rehash the Spielberg thread where people who like the 'Berg were backing away from you? Were you kidding? Were you not? Who knows? You certainly weren't gonna tell anyone, or like actually try to engage anyone trying to discuss things with you.

It's obnoxious as all get out. Like I said, I don't understand why someone who is pretty much ok and nice enough on ILB turns into such a douchebag over here but that's your schtick. Go back to "not caring" what we think, ok?

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:21 (twenty years ago)

Why would Daddino know about baseball?

― giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:22 (twenty years ago)

Why wouldn't he?

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:23 (twenty years ago)

I cannot fathom how unbelievably annoying you would be when you are actually on coke, rather than just appearing to be.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:39 (twenty years ago)

Isn't he......you know, British?

― giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:40 (twenty years ago)

...

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:40 (twenty years ago)

Daddino isn't British...!

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:40 (twenty years ago)

Hahahahaha! No.

― Dan (Hahahahaha) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:40 (twenty years ago)

williamsburg is a british colony

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:41 (twenty years ago)

Oh. Well then.

― giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:41 (twenty years ago)

...wait. I'm thinking of Dadaismus!

― giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:41 (twenty years ago)

Unless British is some kind of new slang for "awesome."

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:42 (twenty years ago)

If it isn't, it should be!

― giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:42 (twenty years ago)

(ironically, obv)

― giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:42 (twenty years ago)

1) Once Upon A Time In the West
2) The Wild Bunch
3) The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
4) Le Doulos
5) One, Two, Three
6) La Dolce Vita
7) Vivre Sa Vie/My Life To Live
8) Breathless
9) The Leopard
10) Bullitt
11) The President's Analyst
12) 2001: A Space Odyssey
13) The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance
14) Charade
15) Le Samourai
16) A Fistful of Dollars
17) Dr. Strangelove
18) Band of Outsiders
19) Weekend
20) Contempt
21) A Hard Day's Night
22) Jules et Jim
23) Battle of Algiers
24) The Great Escape
25) Z
26) Rosemary's Baby
27) Point Blank
28) Seconds
29) The Sorrow and the Pity
30) Modesty Blaise
31) Take the Money and Run
32) Medium Cool
33) The Umbrellas of Cherbourg

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:43 (twenty years ago)

I was figuring from the way he said it, it was some kind of euphemism but I couldn't figure out what for, exactly.

xpost gear?

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:43 (twenty years ago)

three godards in a row! what a clusterfuck, sacre bleu, lol

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:44 (twenty years ago)

Neither of them are British? Like, from Britain?

― giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:45 (twenty years ago)

Well I know Daddino isn't, he's from Long Island. Similar, but different.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:46 (twenty years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000002UD7.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― dar1a g (daria g), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:46 (twenty years ago)

l-r: Daddino, Gareth

― Dan (Pulling Names Out Of A Hat) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:47 (twenty years ago)

well, anyway dudes, it's been real, I gotta get outta work, keep it all up, you are all doing swell work, mostly. Much love.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:51 (twenty years ago)

I misread Bullitt as "best political film of the last decade" Bulworth.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:55 (twenty years ago)

Meet me on Grand St and call me a Bright Eyes fan, Noizeboy.

I am not a player here but I gotta say that this is the greatest thread of all time and will be used by me henceforth whenever I need to threaten anybody

― Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:57 (twenty years ago)

I for one have never understood why Morbius' film posts are anything to get all up in arms about.

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 23:01 (twenty years ago)

they arnt. he gets nutty about other peoples posts, walter.

― howell huser (chaki), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 23:05 (twenty years ago)

Me neither. I mean, at first I used to take offense, but then I realized he does it to everybody.

― k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 23:07 (twenty years ago)

Huh. I guess I never noticed or I just missed the threads he ruined.

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 23:11 (twenty years ago)

I think it all sort of started with the 1990s Film Poll.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 23:14 (twenty years ago)

Whoooaa, what the fuck happened here?

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 23:16 (twenty years ago)

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/4480/ghana1fn.gif

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 23:18 (twenty years ago)

Morbius brought some beef that no one understood into a new question and then got generally piled on because everyone was bored, and then people eventually got bored even with that.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 23:18 (twenty years ago)

morbius is totally a nice guy. i think morbs just has a hard time judging the tone of his posts on the web, and the whole rift w/ him and jon comes down to age: see when morbs mentioned once that he could never live w/ a roommate and jw launched into an attack about how he was anti-social instead of realizing that, well, it fucking sucks to live w/ other people after like 26 unless yr hitched. i really dunno what the general complaint is since i haven't really been paying much attention to ilx in the past few months, but a lot of this just feels like piling on. i mean, fucking ned jumping in on somebody? it has to be about the cool kids right? anyway, morbs is good people. as are most of the folx in this thread.

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 23:20 (twenty years ago)

And then I said you were British.

― giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 23:22 (twenty years ago)

Just because
http://liberalavenger.com/hello/5/1413/1024/nixon_bowling.jpg

― General Doinel (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 23:25 (twenty years ago)

http://www.wherehouse.com/amgcover/dvd/full/t0/07/t00779twnoo.jpg

― andy --, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 23:26 (twenty years ago)

it has to be about the cool kids right?

Can I make the suggestion that the next person who makes mention of "the cool kids" in the context of people who post to a messageboard be held down and have a metric ton of perspective shoved up his/her ass?

― Dan (For Fuck's Sake) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 23:26 (twenty years ago)

yancey, yr pal was actin like an assbitch. has nothing to do with cool kids.

― howell huser (chaki), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 23:28 (twenty years ago)

KEWL KIDS.

― giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 23:29 (twenty years ago)

I think it all sort of started with the 1990s Film Poll.

Hay! Credit where credit is due.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 23:31 (twenty years ago)

Eric!? I thought you were showing a little more finesse these days than ILF is known for.

― k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 23:32 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, yance, I was with ya totally until that. I mean you could just as easily say, "Ned piling up on someone? That person must be an ENORMOUS DOUCHEBAG to even het up Ned." Though roommates are totally lame even if you're not 26.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 23:33 (twenty years ago)

ILF isn't known for anything but being dead these days.

I guess I came to the conclusion during the 1980s poll that "live and let live" isn't a bad policy.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 23:35 (twenty years ago)

I hope Dr. Morbius kicks every single one of your asses. That would be kewl.

― Innocent Bystander Wot, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 23:43 (twenty years ago)

"ipfreely"! i get it : D

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 23:44 (twenty years ago)

Is that like Trumpet Winsock?

― 'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 23:45 (twenty years ago)

seymour butts! : D

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 23:49 (twenty years ago)

phil mcCracken!

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 23:55 (twenty years ago)

lol : D

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 23:57 (twenty years ago)

Aloysius Foremann Toloughmy

― giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 23:58 (twenty years ago)

uh, so what did i miss? busy work day.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 00:07 (twenty years ago)

Funny jokes, like this one:

seymour butts! : D

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), November 29th, 2005 5:49 PM. (gear) (later) (link)

It was basically a hoot ALL DAY. :)

― giboyeux (skowly), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 00:09 (twenty years ago)

i bet! sorry i missed it.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 00:09 (twenty years ago)

Hugh Jass : D

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 00:10 (twenty years ago)

Thurgood Astibihad Rowandheir

― giboyeux (skowly), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 00:12 (twenty years ago)

I guess I came to the conclusion during the 1980s poll that "live and let live" isn't a bad policy.

This is why no one's yelling at you, Eric!

― Dan (Although If You Feel Left Out We Could Invent Something And Yell At You For, Wednesday, 30 November 2005 00:13 (twenty years ago)

Ida Fucherass

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 00:14 (twenty years ago)

Stop yelling at me!

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 00:14 (twenty years ago)

Thad Sanisepare

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 00:15 (twenty years ago)

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU CHANGED YOUR EMAIL LIKE THAT, GOD

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 00:16 (twenty years ago)

Frank Lee Eidowngiffedam

― giboyeux (skowly), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 00:16 (twenty years ago)

Dawn Onyernees

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 00:16 (twenty years ago)

Mei Eichisser Tetz

― giboyeux (skowly), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 00:19 (twenty years ago)

Effa Thisathread

― oooOoOoOOoOoOOoOoOooo (dr g), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 00:23 (twenty years ago)

Oatey M

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 00:26 (twenty years ago)

Eat dirt and die, Minneapolis trash!

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 00:31 (twenty years ago)

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― oooOoOoOOoOoOOoOoOooo (dr g), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 00:34 (twenty years ago)

Eric, I'll make your face sequentially meet Loring Park pavement.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 00:37 (twenty years ago)

AMANDA HUGENKISS

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 00:37 (twenty years ago)

Haywood Jablomie :DD

― giboyeux (skowly), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 00:41 (twenty years ago)

Peg Focker

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 00:42 (twenty years ago)

J, meet me in Loring Park and I'll make you sequentially meet my face and my friend Dwyck.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 00:44 (twenty years ago)

hugh jass

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 00:45 (twenty years ago)

I'm sorry, "DWYCK" just looks so...DUTCH.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 00:46 (twenty years ago)

the whole rift ... comes down to age

is pretty otm. generalizing, i think the board's tone is set by a certain age class, and those who deviate from the mean tend to get excitable because, if younger, they are more prone to get impatient with people who have done more to let go of adolescence, and if older, they are more prone to get impatient with those who are less set in their ways.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 00:49 (twenty years ago)

of course, i am dead in the middle and free from fault

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 00:50 (twenty years ago)

that was beautiful, gabbneb.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 00:50 (twenty years ago)

"Ned piling up on someone? That person must be an ENORMOUS DOUCHEBAG to even het up Ned."

Ally is a woman of wisdom.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 00:58 (twenty years ago)

Hugh Jass

― oooOoOoOOoOoOOoOoOooo (dr g), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 01:01 (twenty years ago)

http://s51.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=27SXBRM5JMRYS3PNFGU7PFCW71

― Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 01:12 (twenty years ago)

"Hot Lips" and the "I'm practically furniture here" lines are the ones that got me.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 07:33 (twenty years ago)

Wow.

I haven't got a fucking clue what this was about. But, wow.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 07:47 (twenty years ago)

Me neither, but doesn't this guy live in Athens, GA? Because that's where I live, and I'd like to ask him about this thread in person.

― Jena (JenaP), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 07:52 (twenty years ago)

― Yawn (Wintermute), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 08:04 (twenty years ago)

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y109/fez_/lolbunnies.gif

― Yawn (Wintermute), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 08:05 (twenty years ago)

This thread is terrifying and awesome.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 08:09 (twenty years ago)

I have clicked on it by mistake.

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 09:12 (twenty years ago)

http://forumspile.com/Thread-Crap-Continues_any_longer.jpg

― howell huser (chaki), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 09:25 (twenty years ago)

four months pass...

I keep forgetting the whole BB world is one big sandbox

― +++++, Monday, 3 April 2006 13:50 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.ezthemes.com/previews/d/dtmmcdnl.jpg

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 3 April 2006 13:53 (nineteen years ago)

this is a funny thread

― ++++, Monday, 3 April 2006 13:54 (nineteen years ago)

hugh jass.

― strongo hulkington is a guy with a belly button piercing (dubplatestyle), Monday, 3 April 2006 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

Daddino isn't British!?

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Monday, 3 April 2006 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

No, I'm gay.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 01:52 (nineteen years ago)

I know how easy it is to confuse the two.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 01:53 (nineteen years ago)

Hahahaha there is some extreme comedy gold upthread.

― Dan (Awesome) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 03:48 (nineteen years ago)

sometimes I just feel so lost

― Mr Jones (Mr Jones), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 06:07 (nineteen years ago)

something is happening, and you don't know what it is, do you?

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 06:11 (nineteen years ago)

I just had the shit scared out of me - I was looking at this image of the 9/11 buring tower and there is smoke that is probably photoshopped to look like "satans face" - what I was not ready for was the loud demonic laughing that occurs about 10 seconds after you are looking at the page - and I'm already listening to a weird movie soundtrak with my headphones on (attached to the computer), so it was super loud in my ears - i still feel the adrenaline in my body

― Mr Jones (Mr Jones), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 06:33 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.20minutestolessstress.com/scared%20monkey.jpg

― Mr Jones (Mr Jones), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 06:34 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

i think that it somehow fits that the last posts on this thread are by hanle y ...

― Eisbaer, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 10:02 (eighteen years ago)

three years pass...

eventually itr gets all the good threads do you see

― let me save you some time - yes, you are probably anti-semantic (jjjusten), Wednesday, 7 September 2011 18:37 (fourteen years ago)

five months pass...

bump

― plee help i am lookin for (crüt), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 02:14 (thirteen years ago)

eight months pass...

classic material

― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 14:35 (thirteen years ago)

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