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Seven o’clock in the morning
And the rays from the sun wakes me
I’m stretchin’ and yawnin’
In a bed that don’t belong to me
And a voice yells, “Good morning, darlin”, from the bathroom
Then she comes out and kisses me
And to my surprise, she ain’t you

Now I’ve got this dumb look on my face
Like, what have I done?
How could I be so stupid to be have laid here til the morning sun?
Must of lost the track of time
Oh, what was on my mind?
From the club, went to her home
Didn’t plan to stay that long

Here I am, quickly tryin’ to put on my clothes
Searching for my car keys
Tryin’ to get on up out the door
Then she streched her hands in front of it
Said, “You can’t go this way”
Looked at her, like she was crazy
Said, “Woman move out my way”
Said, “I got a wife at home”
She said, “Please don’t go out there”
“Lady, I’ve got to get home”
She said, her husband was comin’ up the stairs

“Shh, shh, quiet
Hurry up and get in the closet”
She said, “Don’t you make a sound
Or some shit is going down”
I said, “Why don’t I just go out the window?”
“Yes, except for one thing, we on the 5th floor”
“Shit think, shit think, shit quick, put me in the closet”
And now I’m in this darkest closet, tryin’ to figure out
Just how I’m gonna get my crazy ass up out this house

Then he walks in and yells, “I’m home”
She says, “Honey, I’m in the room”
He walks in there with a smile on his face
Sayin’, “Honey, I’ve been missin’ you”
She hops all over him
And says, “I’ve cooked and ran your bath water”
I’m tellin’ you now, this girl’s so good that she deserves an Oscar

Rolls her in the bed
And start to snatchin’ her clothes off
I’m in the closet, like man, what the fuck is going on?
You’re not gonna believe it
But things get deeper as the story goes on
Next thing you know, a call comes through on my cell phone
I tried my best to quickly put it on vibrate
But from the way he act, I could tell it was too late
He hopped up and said, “There’s a mystery going on
And I’m gonna solve it”
And I’m like, “God please, don’t let this man open this closet”

He walks in the bathroom
And looks behind the door
She says, “Baby, come back to bed”
He says, “Bitch say no more”
He pulls back the shower curtain
While she’s biting her nails
Then he walks back to the room
Right now, I’m sweating like hell
Checks under the bed
Then under the dresser
He looks at the closet
I pull out my Baretta
He walks up to the closet
He comes up to the closet
Now he’s at the closet
Now he’s opening the closet…

― pher (pher), Sunday, 24 April 2005 06:00 (twenty years ago)

AND ITS ONLY PART ONE MOTHERFUCKERZZZ UNNHHHHH

― pher (pher), Sunday, 24 April 2005 06:01 (twenty years ago)

― cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 24 April 2005 06:06 (twenty years ago)

http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/TV2/archive/00140/afp_r_kelly_140864a.jpg

― pher (pher), Sunday, 24 April 2005 06:08 (twenty years ago)

http://www.adambielawski.com/Bands/RKelly/RKelly_0501.jpg

― pher (pher), Sunday, 24 April 2005 06:11 (twenty years ago)

TRAPPED HAS THE MAC "BOTTLE" ALERT SOUND!!

― ddb (ddb), Sunday, 24 April 2005 13:45 (twenty years ago)

REWLZ

― ddb (ddb), Sunday, 24 April 2005 13:45 (twenty years ago)

WAIT, IS THIS REAL?

― ddb (ddb), Sunday, 24 April 2005 13:46 (twenty years ago)

OK...THIS IS INSANE.

― ddb (ddb), Sunday, 24 April 2005 13:47 (twenty years ago)

DONT OPEN TEH CLOSET!

― ddb (ddb), Sunday, 24 April 2005 13:47 (twenty years ago)

ROFFLE

― cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 24 April 2005 13:48 (twenty years ago)

R IS TEH ROKY ERIKSON OF FUCK MUSIC.

― ddb (ddb), Sunday, 24 April 2005 13:51 (twenty years ago)

IVE LISTENED TO THIS 3 TIMES.

BONKERZ.

WHY DONT I JUST GO OUT TEH WINDOW?

― ddb (ddb), Sunday, 24 April 2005 13:55 (twenty years ago)

WE ON TEH 5TH FLOOR.

SHIT/THINK
SHIT/THINK
SHIT/THINK

― ddb (ddb), Sunday, 24 April 2005 13:57 (twenty years ago)

SHIT QUICK PUT ME IN THE CLOSET

― cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 24 April 2005 13:58 (twenty years ago)

I pull out my Baretta

― mark p (Mark P), Sunday, 24 April 2005 14:00 (twenty years ago)

http://images.windowsmedia.com/img/prov_b/300_80/828766912623.jpg

― mark p (Mark P), Sunday, 24 April 2005 14:01 (twenty years ago)

1 of 5!?!

― haitch (haitch), Sunday, 24 April 2005 15:51 (twenty years ago)

Chapter 2: Coming Out The Closet ???

― Amon (eman), Sunday, 24 April 2005 15:53 (twenty years ago)

another important question, is "in the kitchen" a prequel?

― mark p (Mark P), Sunday, 24 April 2005 16:35 (twenty years ago)

man, R. Kelly is pretty damn awesome. Kenwood Academy in tha hizzouse.

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Sunday, 24 April 2005 16:43 (twenty years ago)

in the kitchen is about having sex in a kitchen!

― cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 24 April 2005 17:35 (twenty years ago)

yes, but is it with the same girl whose closet he ends up in?

― mark p (Mark P), Sunday, 24 April 2005 17:47 (twenty years ago)

r kelly, what a magnificent bastard.

― mark p (Mark P), Sunday, 24 April 2005 17:48 (twenty years ago)

du duhduh closet
duh duh duh closet
duh duh closet
stuh duh duh closet

― efil4zelffor (deangulberry), Sunday, 24 April 2005 20:16 (twenty years ago)

Peeing on Dead Body in the Closet
(Chapter 2 of 5)

― efil4zelffor (deangulberry), Sunday, 24 April 2005 20:17 (twenty years ago)

Blastin' a Nigga
(Chapter 3 of 5)

― efil4zelffor (deangulberry), Sunday, 24 April 2005 20:18 (twenty years ago)

Regret (Piss Interlude)
(Chapter 4 of 5)

― efil4zelffor (deangulberry), Sunday, 24 April 2005 20:18 (twenty years ago)

No Longer Trapped (Exeunt)
(Chapter 5 of 5)

― efil4zelffor (deangulberry), Sunday, 24 April 2005 20:19 (twenty years ago)

THIS IS THE BEST SONG EVER 'WRITTEN". EVER.

― ddb (ddb), Sunday, 24 April 2005 21:13 (twenty years ago)

the song really is about the dangers of leaving your cell phone on ring in certain places.

― cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 24 April 2005 21:21 (twenty years ago)

IF HIS CELLFONE RINGS...WHY IS THE OTHER GUY LOOKING IN THE BATHROOM AND UNDER THE BED.

DOES HE HAVE A HEARING DISABILITY? OR WAS HE TOO ENGROSSED IN THAT ASS?

― ddb (ddb), Sunday, 24 April 2005 21:23 (twenty years ago)

he wasn't sure where the ring came from.

― cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 24 April 2005 21:34 (twenty years ago)

Next thing you know, a call comes through on my cell phone
I tried my best to quickly put it on vibrate
But from the way he act, I could tell it was too late
He hopped up and said, “There’s a mystery going on
And I’m gonna solve it”
And I’m like, “God please, don’t let this man open this closet”

It's clearly God calling him on his cell phone.

― shit think, shit think, shit quick (deangulberry), Sunday, 24 April 2005 21:37 (twenty years ago)

OH SHIT

― cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 24 April 2005 21:42 (twenty years ago)

Does the husband really think someone that his wife would be fucking could fit underneath the dresser? He def needs a 2 brimmed hat TO SOLVE IT.

(But i guess he just needed a firearm appropriate rhyme)

LET THE R DO HIS THING

― pher (pher), Sunday, 24 April 2005 23:06 (twenty years ago)

He def needs a 2 brimmed hat TO SOLVE IT.

roflol

― Amon (eman), Monday, 25 April 2005 03:54 (twenty years ago)

he should use his cell phone to call shaggy to get him out of this mess :(

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Monday, 25 April 2005 15:56 (twenty years ago)

THIS SONG COULD USE SOME DRUMS FROM MY FRIEND IN MATT P0ND PA.

― NAMEDROPPER.ORG (ddb), Monday, 25 April 2005 16:14 (twenty years ago)

WAIT A SECOND why is her husband coming home at 7am?

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Thursday, 28 April 2005 00:43 (twenty years ago)

ally can i hide in your closet?

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 28 April 2005 00:46 (twenty years ago)

only if you remember to bring the baretta

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Thursday, 28 April 2005 00:50 (twenty years ago)

OTM

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 28 April 2005 00:51 (twenty years ago)

i mean u won't need it but it'd be hott

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Thursday, 28 April 2005 00:59 (twenty years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v646/bunchoffives/lacealot.jpg

"There's a mystery going on - and I'm going to solve it!"

― stephen morris (stephen morris), Thursday, 28 April 2005 01:04 (twenty years ago)

http://www.onehitwondercentral.com/forum/thread.cfm?threadid=7287&messages=7&RequestTimeout=5000

― Open your eyes; you can fly! (ex machina), Thursday, 28 April 2005 01:18 (twenty years ago)

http://www.waynetimes.com/police.html SCROLL DOWN TO #2

― Open your eyes; you can fly! (ex machina), Thursday, 28 April 2005 01:26 (twenty years ago)

also, aren't her claims of having cooked and run his bathwater pretty easily disproven? why would she call him into the bedroom instead of going out to meet him? what kind of house has five floors? AND WHY WOULD HE EXPECT THE GIRL TO BE HIS WIFE WHEN HE DOESN'T RECOGNIZE THE BEDROOM?!

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 28 April 2005 01:31 (twenty years ago)

guys i have so many r. kelly related questions.

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 28 April 2005 01:31 (twenty years ago)

are any of the other parts out yet? i need to know how it ends please!

― sugarpants: new and improved! (sugarpants), Thursday, 28 April 2005 01:39 (twenty years ago)

i'm pretty sure everyone should narrate their lives with the melody at the end.

(x) GOES TO THE BATHROOM
(x) IS IN THE BATHROOM
NO ONE ELSE IN THE BATHROOM
(x) PULL OUT MY - (dramatic fade)

― stephen morris (stephen morris), Thursday, 28 April 2005 01:42 (twenty years ago)

Why would her husband even WANT a bath and cooking at that time??? 7 am! And why is R. Kelly waking up at 7 am anyway, it sounds like he had the kind of prior evening that would lead to waking up at like 5pm.

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Thursday, 28 April 2005 02:29 (twenty years ago)

he fell asleep by accident, he didn't mean to stay there till morning!

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 28 April 2005 02:46 (twenty years ago)

You're making a lot of excuses for R. Kelly.

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Thursday, 28 April 2005 02:53 (twenty years ago)

WHY WOULD HE EXPECT THE GIRL TO BE HIS WIFE WHEN HE DOESN'T RECOGNIZE THE BEDROOM

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 28 April 2005 02:59 (twenty years ago)

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 28 April 2005 03:00 (twenty years ago)

he just says the bed doesn't belong to him, not that he doesn't recognize it.

― Amon (eman), Thursday, 28 April 2005 03:03 (twenty years ago)

Looked at her, like she was crazy
Said, “Woman move out my way”

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 28 April 2005 03:04 (twenty years ago)

“Bitch say no more”

i think the guy coming after R. is Dolemite!

― Amon (eman), Thursday, 28 April 2005 03:11 (twenty years ago)

Yes but cutty that doesn't really answer my question, which is that if you had the type of night where you accidentally pass out at the wrong house and wake up actually kind of forgetting about the whole thing and expecting to see your wife and not some strange woman and her mysteriously also out late husband, I don't think you'd be waking up at the crack of dawn, dude. These people should be passed the fuck out totally. I guess that'd be boring though, cos like the husband would just come home and stab them both in their sleep and, well, no bubhhughhbhuhhhhbuhhh CLOSET.

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Thursday, 28 April 2005 03:13 (twenty years ago)

I think R. Kelly is playing us all for FOOLS.

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Thursday, 28 April 2005 03:14 (twenty years ago)

Seven o’clock in the morning
And the rays from the sun wakes me

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 28 April 2005 03:14 (twenty years ago)

ALLY ARE YOU READING THE LYRICS

R. IS ANSWERING ALL YOUR QUESTIONS

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 28 April 2005 03:14 (twenty years ago)

THAT SUN CAN BE A BITCH U FEEL ME

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 28 April 2005 03:15 (twenty years ago)

well if he DOES recognize the bedroom, he should also know its not his wife!

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 28 April 2005 03:16 (twenty years ago)

ALL HE KNOWS IS ITS NOT HIS BED SO IT MUST BE HIS WOMANS BED.

BUT HERES THE RUB: ITS NOT HER (CUE MUSIC)

― Amon (eman), Thursday, 28 April 2005 03:32 (twenty years ago)

WHY DOES HIS WIFE HAVE A SEPARATE BED

NONE OF THIS MAKES SENSE

THE SUN HAS NEVER AWOKEN ME AFTER A NIGHT LIKE THAT

NOT THAT THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME

I'LL SHUT UP

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Thursday, 28 April 2005 03:33 (twenty years ago)

WHY DOES HIS WIFE HAVE A SEPARATE BED

FUCK I DONT KNOW, I"M OUT OF THEORIES, FUCK FUCK FUCK VUCK :O))))))))))

― Amon (eman), Thursday, 28 April 2005 03:38 (twenty years ago)

ITS NOT YOUR WIFES BED = ITS NOT YOUR WIFE

WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD HE THINK IT WZ HIS WIFE

THATS LIKE WAKING UP IN A DITCH AND WAITING FOR ROOM SERVICE

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 28 April 2005 04:04 (twenty years ago)

i can't wait until ILM discovers this song. and we've already critiqued every line of lyric.

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 28 April 2005 04:08 (twenty years ago)

THATS LIKE WAKING UP IN A DITCH AND WAITING FOR ROOM SERVICE

alcohol's a helluva drug.

― Amon (eman), Thursday, 28 April 2005 04:26 (twenty years ago)

i can't wait until ILM discovers this song. and we've already critiqued every line of lyric.

it's been on blogs for weeks. ilm sorta talked about it, but their interpretation was nowhere as deep or as funny as ours
Sex in the Kitchen...AND the Sex in the Kitchen remix!

― [that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 28 April 2005 04:39 (twenty years ago)

I DONT READ "BLOGS"

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 28 April 2005 04:43 (twenty years ago)

BOING

― Amon (eman), Thursday, 28 April 2005 04:48 (twenty years ago)

WE NEED RKELLY.EMBED

― rogers broseph (deangulberry), Thursday, 28 April 2005 04:59 (twenty years ago)

YAY EMBED IS BACK

― rogers broseph (deangulberry), Thursday, 28 April 2005 05:08 (twenty years ago)

http://www.ebony-girls-sex.com/booty/kj/dildo-ho-12.jpg

― Open your eyes; you can fly! (ex machina), Thursday, 28 April 2005 05:37 (twenty years ago)

HEAVEN I REALLY NEED A HUG, IS THERE ANYBODY OUT THERE WILLIN TO EMBRACE A TIRED THUG.

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 28 April 2005 10:49 (twenty years ago)

How does he know the woman is biting her nails when he is in the closet? Does he have x-ray vision?

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Thursday, 28 April 2005 12:48 (twenty years ago)

he's peeking out

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 28 April 2005 13:10 (twenty years ago)

wow this song is totally intense, i can't wait for part 2!!

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 28 April 2005 13:29 (twenty years ago)

bullshit. R Kelly isn't fucking anybody old enough to be married. expect maybe Jerry Lee Lewis's wife.

mmm, topical.

― Lee F# (fsharp), Thursday, 28 April 2005 13:47 (twenty years ago)

The version I downloaded has this soothing male voice saying "AOL Music -- First Listen" every 20 seconds or so.

― SMELLY MY... (Thor), Friday, 29 April 2005 01:19 (twenty years ago)

Also when I searched "trapped in the closet" on slsk I got thousands upon thousands upon thousands of results (all in German) from the users Anna686, Paige557, Ella436, Joshua178, Ethan147, Matthew449, Christopher553, Katherine701, and Aaron827.

The weird thing is that they are all in the same variations of folders C:/[Downloaded, Musics, Downloads, Music, My Music, Audio, Download, whatever, etc.]/In Extremo/Mein Rasend Herz

RIAA EXPERIMENT?

― SMELLY MY... (Thor), Friday, 29 April 2005 01:29 (twenty years ago)

but have you guys heard "Sex In the Kitchen"?!!??

GIRL, I'M READY TO TOSS YOUR SALAD!

― [that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 29 April 2005 03:12 (twenty years ago)

sex in the kitchen, right next to the stove!

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 29 April 2005 03:18 (twenty years ago)

They censored the 'fuck' but didn't censor the 'shit' or 'bitch'

― Jimmy Mod Knows You Eat Your Own Farts (ModJ), Friday, 29 April 2005 05:43 (twenty years ago)

GIRL, I'M READY TO TOSS YOUR SALAD!

i really hope this is an actual line from that song

― Amon (eman), Friday, 29 April 2005 11:17 (twenty years ago)

They censored the 'fuck' but didn't censor the 'shit' or 'bitch

i think he is intentionally saying: WHAT THE F IS GOING ON

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 29 April 2005 11:23 (twenty years ago)

Amon, it is!!

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 29 April 2005 14:25 (twenty years ago)

http://www.paperrad.org/ancientcomputing/6.gif

― SMELLY MY... (Thor), Friday, 29 April 2005 15:37 (twenty years ago)

this is really the pinnacle of achievement our generation will ever reach

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Friday, 29 April 2005 19:15 (twenty years ago)

http://graphics.jsonline.com/graphics/owlive/img/feb04/gram_rkelly_020904_big.jpg

― X-PAT (nordicskilla), Friday, 29 April 2005 20:55 (twenty years ago)

I love that Chappelle show skit about the R. Kelly piss video w/ R's mom wearing that Zorro mask.

― Actor Sizemore fails drug test with fake penis (jingleberries), Friday, 29 April 2005 22:13 (twenty years ago)

JUST GIMMIE THAT POO POO.....PEE PEE.

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 29 April 2005 23:43 (twenty years ago)

Would someone like to imbed part 2?

― Jimmy Mod, Sultan of Sexxitime (ModJ), Friday, 13 May 2005 02:12 (twenty years ago)

its going to need its own thread.

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 13 May 2005 03:41 (twenty years ago)

SO THE THE GAY PRIEST WANTS HIS LOVER TO HURRY........TAKE THE STAIRS?????

― SAD FACE x 1,000,000,000 (ddb), Friday, 13 May 2005 04:03 (twenty years ago)

ok i think this broke my brain

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 13 May 2005 05:07 (twenty years ago)

“There’s a mystery going on
And I’m gonna solve it”

― cozen (Cozen), Friday, 13 May 2005 08:36 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://stream.qtv.apple.com/qtv/zomba/rkelly/trappedpt1_ref.mov

― rett bratner (deangulberry), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 01:22 (twenty years ago)

yes

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 23:08 (twenty years ago)

YES

― Amon (eman), Thursday, 9 June 2005 01:35 (twenty years ago)

Y E S

― rett bratner (deangulberry), Thursday, 9 June 2005 03:29 (twenty years ago)

two years pass...

http://www.zoilus.com/documents/RKellyManq.jpg

― sleep, Friday, 13 July 2007 23:44 (eighteen years ago)

he has served his debt to society

― wanko ergo sum, Friday, 13 July 2007 23:55 (eighteen years ago)

Y       E        S

― am0n, Saturday, 14 July 2007 01:51 (eighteen years ago)

six years pass...

IVE LISTENED TO THIS 3 TIMES.
BONKERZ.

WHY DONT I JUST GO OUT TEH WINDOW?

― ddb (ddb), Sunday, April 24, 2005 9:55 AM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― caek, Thursday, 22 August 2013 02:42 (twelve years ago)

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