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Alba reveals that there will be a love triangle btwn Sue, Reed and the Silver Surfer, so this'll be a Galactus movie.

but…it should be btwn Namor, Sue and Reed. If SS is in a triangle, it should be between him, Thing and Alicia.

-- veronica moser (rp...), June 6th, 2006

There should be a love triangle between Lockjaw, H.E.R.B.I.E., and the Ultimate Nullifier.

-- David R. (quoteidio...), June 6th, 2006

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

obv "LMAO TSE-TUNGS MEAT CHALLENGE" is too cryptic for a funny thread title

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 14:52 (nineteen years ago)

no this is lolz too nerdy for regular thread

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

post jokes about c++ or whatever

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

latebloomer to thread

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

;)

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

i will scour ilg for potential roflz

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

"IN THIS PICTURE YOU CAN SEE CAT HAIR ON ALL FOUR NIPPLES"

― Courtney Gidts (ex machina), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

omg

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.sundaysoftware.com/bongo/Bongo-quiz.jpg

― Courtney Gidts (ex machina), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

NOTE: LIFESIZED FACEHUGGER REPLICA NOT RECOMMENDED FOR USE AS A NIPPLE SHIELD

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.sfist.com/archives/seinfeld.jpg

― Courtney Gidts (ex machina), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

i think i had that entertainment weekly!!

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

If you don't grok perl, you are pitiful

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

no han solo?

― Courtney Gidts (ex machina), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/289/1065/1024/Seinfeld%20Star%20Wars%20parody.jpg

― Courtney Gidts (ex machina), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 15:11 (nineteen years ago)

they didn't put much effort into george there

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 15:11 (nineteen years ago)

Post software engineering nightmares!

― Courtney Gidts (ex machina), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 15:13 (nineteen years ago)

more posts abt lost and arrested development pls

― sometimes it takes an earthquake to know where the fault lies (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

I just find it hard to respect clothing companies that don't make any attempt to make clothes for people of varying body sizes. I most certainly get the impression that the main reason they don't is because they don't want to be associated with the fatties.*

* When you read that sentence, please pronounce the word "fatties" the same way that Henry Winkler does on Arrested Development.

-- Matthew C Perpetua (perpetu...), July 10th, 2005.

― Courtney Gidts (ex machina), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

i thought george was taking a dump until i magnified

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

yes but what is he doing w/ r2d2

― Renard (Renard), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

Schwing!

-- Momus (nic...), Today 2:09 PM. (Momus) (later)

(NOT!)

-- Momus (nic...), Today 2:10 PM. (Momus) (later)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 17:23 (nineteen years ago)

latebloomer to thread

-- cutty (holle...), June 6th, 2006.

otm!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

MKII was so awesome.

-- Dan (Ah, 1994...) Perry (djperry@gmail.com) (webmail), June 6th, 2006 12:47 PM. (Dan Perry) (later) (link)

Unread Messages

totally, i was the biggest MK geek for like 2 years.

-- latebloomer's potater chip of the proletariat (posercore24...) (webmail), June 6th, 2006 3:38 PM. (latebloomer) (later) (link)

― Courtney Gidts (ex machina), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

nerd lolz thread

― me and deluca (account), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

-- me and deluca (accoun...) (webmail), June 6th, 2006 5:52 PM. (account) (tracklink) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

― Courtney Gidts (ex machina), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

yes, by going to the page. you'd pretty much have to scroll though timestamps of page hits by geography and use common sense. considering jaymc posts about 5 mins after he gets unbanned, shouldnt be too hard.

looks like this:

http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/66/countries1iv.jpg

but the info is useless anyway

-- jinx hijinks (mikeoptin...), June 6th, 2006 10:38 PM. (sanskrit) (link) (admin) (userip)

i can make an ip tracker myself you know

-- lord pooperton (jo...), June 6th, 2006 10:48 PM. (ex machina)

― Q('.'Q) (eman), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 03:05 (nineteen years ago)

HOW DO I SHOT IP ADDRESS

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 03:11 (nineteen years ago)

gear, images not to post: fortune city/ tripod. :-D

-- chaki (chaki.tim...) (webmail), June 6th, 2006 11:38 PM. (chaki) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

I'd hit it

-- lord pooperton (jo...) (webmail), June 7th, 2006 12:00 AM. (ex machina) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

Unread Messages

yes, you've been hitting fortunecity/tripod left and right lately, we know!

-- Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyza...) (webmail), June 7th, 2006 12:08 AM. (allyzay) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 03:12 (nineteen years ago)

IT IS NOT FUCKING VOLTRON OR "THE MAIN GUNDAM" WTF PPL
IT IS MAZINGER Z.

-- TOMBOT (tombo...) (webmail), May 3rd, 2006 12:15 AM. (TOMBOT) (admin) (userip)

yup, mazinger z, a.k.a. mazinga, which my buddys' band is named from

-- kingfish doesn't live here anymore (jdsalmo...) (webmail), May 3rd, 2006 2:38 AM. (kingfish 2.0) (admin) (userip)

Mazinger Z is a stupid name which is why none of us cared to remember, "Main Gundam" is a better name.

-- Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyza...) (webmail), May 3rd, 2006 11:03 AM. (allyzay) (admin) (userip)

I thought that was "MANGINA Z"

-- JW (jo...) (webmail), May 3rd, 2006 11:48 AM. (ex machina) (admin) (userip)

― sleep (sleep), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 12:55 (nineteen years ago)

I might be free Sunday if my coworkers don't coerce me into D&D.

-- Laurah (elemenopa...) (webmail), Today 8:29 AM. (laurah) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

D&D sunday sounds better than drinking sunday, to be honest.

-- electro-acoustic lycanthrope (dr.carl.saga...) (webmail), Today 9:59 AM. (orion) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 13:03 (nineteen years ago)

unfortunately, 2/3 of ILX posts could be put in this thread.

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 13:04 (nineteen years ago)

Mangina Z is an ultimate classic

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 13:04 (nineteen years ago)

lol mangina z

― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 13:07 (nineteen years ago)

D&D coersion is never a good thing.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 15:12 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdXTDovB9K8

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

omg! so cute. that made my day. i want a kitten.

― lady pooperton (notvalery), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

that is adorable

― latebloomer's potater chip of the proletariat (latebloomer), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.ohgizmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/06/yodabackpack.jpg

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 21:41 (nineteen years ago)

MOMUS THAT WAS ON VH1 LIKE 6 MONTHS AGO
-- chaki (chaki.tim...) (webmail), June 7th, 2006 7:27 PM. (chaki) (link)

― account (account), Thursday, 8 June 2006 02:56 (nineteen years ago)

Marcelo, what magazines do you write for?

-- rizzx (joris...), June 8th, 2006

I don't recall anybody called "Marcelo" posting on this thread.

-- Marcello Carlin (marcellocarli...), June 8th, 2006

http://www.delos.fantascienza.com/delos52/sigates.jpg

― and what (ooo), Thursday, 8 June 2006 12:36 (nineteen years ago)

OMG I'm totally getting the boy one of those Yoda backpacks.

― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Thursday, 8 June 2006 12:41 (nineteen years ago)

God, fucking Galactic Senate. Wasting all this time bitching about a nonissue like RAP MUSIC when our soldiers are out DYING fighting the SEPARATISTS.
-- Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr...), June 7th, 2006 10:35 PM. (scarymonsterrr)

― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Thursday, 8 June 2006 12:46 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/gear/817c/

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Thursday, 8 June 2006 12:53 (nineteen years ago)

Haxing Predator fux had aimbots omg BAN THEM!

-- Onimo (gerry.wat...) (webmail), June 8th, 2006 11:59 AM. (GerryNemo) (later) (link)

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Thursday, 8 June 2006 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

(i realize ned is referring to him by name, but it's the context...)

I have another funeral/wake to go to that day.
Don't forget to stop at TiGeorge's next door for awesomely good Haitian food.

-- LOL Thomas (quartzcit...), June 9th, 2006 12:43 PM.

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Oh nice! Now that's a combination to rely on.
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), June 9th, 2006 1:00 PM.

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(And so I don't sound completely flippant, obv., sorry to hear about that news, LOL -- anyone I know?)
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), June 9th, 2006 1:00 PM.

― gear (gear), Friday, 9 June 2006 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

even w/o the LOL it's kinda nuts... is he referring to a funeral/food combination?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 9 June 2006 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

btw, big-armed dude behind Mamoun's West Vill counter = HOT
-- Dr Morbius (wjwe...), June 9th, 2006. (later)

otm
-- lord pooperton (jo...), June 9th, 2006. (later)

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 9 June 2006 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

i mean, they might go and do it anyway, can't hurt, naw'mean?
but thx
-- Wrinklepaws (wrinklepaw...), April 5th, 2006.

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Friday, 9 June 2006 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

not to ft. greene/clinton hill. used to live over there, and i doubt any cab home from jfk was more than like $28-$30, if i remember correctly. and in the middle of the day it'll be quick, fo' sho.

-- hstencil (hstenc!...) (webmail), May 31st, 2006 10:26 AM. (hstencil) (link)

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Friday, 9 June 2006 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

u hated my sammich too, huh? not a big fan of phonix?

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Friday, 9 June 2006 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

i actually stopped saying it, even in IM to peeps that don't know you. i'm hurt on the inside ;_;

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Friday, 9 June 2006 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

"sorry to hear about that news, LOL"

lololol

― Q('.'Q) (eman), Friday, 9 June 2006 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

If ILM were more proxy fueled, it would be less poxy fuled.

-- Shoes say, yeah, no hands clap your good bra. (libcryp...) (webmail), Today 11:14 AM. (goodbra) (later) (link)

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Friday, 9 June 2006 23:37 (nineteen years ago)

I don't consider Smash Mouth "postpunk" in that they are a not terribly interesting band and are fairly conventional in most ways, whereas postpunk (to me) is loosely a genre of music in which wholly new, interesting and unique things were manifested in the wake of punk - so the Raincoats or Josef K or the Fire Engines or This Heat were postpunk, but Smash Mouth is a novelty-esque band with some vaguely "punky" influences, but essentially just a rock band. I think you can guess from this commentary that I don't have the record!

-- Dee Xtrovert (ratherthanrepea...), June 9th, 2006 10:15 PM. (dee dee)

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Saturday, 10 June 2006 07:37 (nineteen years ago)

been there, done that
http://i5.tinypic.com/13zwiz6.jpg

― /4 LFG PST (blastocyst), Saturday, 10 June 2006 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

that's me in the old days

― /4 LFG PST (blastocyst), Saturday, 10 June 2006 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

You live in Lexington too, right? I bet $5 that's the Beaux Arts' Ball.

― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Monday, 12 June 2006 12:34 (nineteen years ago)

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 11:38 (nineteen years ago)

it would be better if the editing wasn't so sloppy!!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 11:55 (nineteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fan_death

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 14:17 (nineteen years ago)

The legend is remarkably resilient, and is accepted even by many Korean medical professionals.

idiots

― XD (eman), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

yah, i'm totally going to bring up FAN DEATH next time some fucking hippie starts rambling to me about EASTERN MEDICINE

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 16:41 (nineteen years ago)

"FAN DEATH IS FAN FICTION"

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

this guy has got be an ilx regular:

http://www.tideblue.com/munz/trip/

― sunny successor (katharine), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 17:48 (nineteen years ago)

I horrified a lot of people in Japan by telling them I slept with a fan on. They kept telling me I was going to die, but they couldn't explain why. I always assumed it was bad translating on one of our parts.

― Laurah (laurah), Thursday, 22 June 2006 03:51 (nineteen years ago)

theres things like this in the west too ya know. a lot of people still believe that cats will steal your babies' breath from their mouths when you're not looking!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 22 June 2006 03:54 (nineteen years ago)

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

http://www.onzekat.nl/frm/download.php/4,4148,159/baby-cat.jpg

― dmr (Renard), Thursday, 22 June 2006 05:44 (nineteen years ago)

don't worry baby, it's just an old wives tale!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 22 June 2006 08:25 (nineteen years ago)

though your parents should not leave you unsupervised with pets, to be safe.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 22 June 2006 09:07 (nineteen years ago)

how do you know baby is unsupervised? who do you think took the picture?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 22 June 2006 12:02 (nineteen years ago)

omnicient camera narrator guy/gal/thing

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 22 June 2006 12:10 (nineteen years ago)

I used DS-to-DS on a plane and it was enjoyable!

-- carrey the cable guy (accoun...) (webmail), June 22nd, 2006 3:29 PM. (account) (later)

KOOPAS ON A PLANE

-- s1ocki (slytus...) (webmail), June 22nd, 2006 3:36 PM. (slutsky) (later)

― sleep (sleep), Thursday, 22 June 2006 22:58 (nineteen years ago)

re: korea

ttp://ilx.wh3rd.net/thread.php?msgid=7111410#unread

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 23 June 2006 07:49 (nineteen years ago)

uncomfortable restrooms

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 23 June 2006 07:49 (nineteen years ago)

In the opening credits, Will's actions make it clear that the cabbie does, in fact, smell bad--not just that he's using a gradeschool colloquialism. It's not confusing, per se, but introduced late. Not conducive to a good story.

-- max (maxrea...) (webmail), June 24th, 2006 12:27 PM. (maxreax)

― XD (eman), Saturday, 24 June 2006 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/5374/cab9qo.jpg

― sleep (sleep), Thursday, 29 June 2006 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

#
# A forty foot (12.2 metre) statue of Optimus Prime has been found in Yunnan Province, China. The exact origin of the statue is not known due to language difficulties, but it has been confirmed that Transformers was broadcast in China (PRC) from 1990 onwards.[1]

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Friday, 30 June 2006 16:41 (nineteen years ago)

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 30 June 2006 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

where did you see the transformers story?

― M@tt He1geson, Rendolent Ding-Dong (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 30 June 2006 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

― fongoloid sangfroid (sanskrit), Monday, 24 July 2006 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

awesome

― give late a bloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 24 July 2006 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

i miss that game :(

― Mike Hawk (jaxon), Monday, 24 July 2006 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.qwantz.com/fanart/dc_jp_3.jpg

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 06:16 (nineteen years ago)

my dorky ass company: flickr.com/photos/tags/ycantpark/

― Mike Hawk (jaxon), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

http://img486.imageshack.us/img486/161/1145068629951do4.jpg

― sleep (sleep), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

NICE NAME TAG

― jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

http://gradius.stylesunknown.com/img/Gundam_cat.jpg

― sleep (sleep), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

A GUIDE:
- Grand Avenue Wedding Band = Joey Q
- Steely Dan = Dan Slott
- Keane = Mark Millar

-- David R. (quoteidiom...), August 2nd, 2006 8:52 AM. (popshots75`) (later)

― Supercalifragilisticexpiala Brosius (chaki), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

haha

― the eunuchs, Cassim and Mustafa, who guarded Abdur Ali's harem (orion), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

Wouldn't it be cool to have a middle-aged liberal superhero who fights a young neo-con villain?

-- Tuomas (lixnix...), August 2nd, 2006 9:25 AM. (Tuomas) (later)

You mean like Earth 2 Superman vs Alexander Luthor?

-- aldo_cowpat (aldo.cowpa...), August 2nd, 2006 9:57 AM. (aldo_cowpat) (later)

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

Dude if you were really hardcore like the rest of us you would be able to play Chrono Trigger in your head from memory, right down to the most minute Dual Tech damage algorithm.

-- Curt1s (curtis.stephen...) (webmail), September 7th, 2006 10:56 PM. (Curtis Stephens)

I can.
But I WANT it in my hands so I can show it off.

and I haven't memorised the japanese version.

-- The GZeus (gzeusmant...) (webmail), September 7th, 2006 11:17 PM. (The GZeus)

― sleep (sleep), Friday, 8 September 2006 06:19 (nineteen years ago)

WTF MYSPACE

From: Ken

Date: Sep 8, 2006 8:48 AM Flag spam/abuse [ ? ]
Subject: ajax and good stuff
Body: are you a hardcore ajax/java/asp.net type of programmer hell bent on changing the world starting with the music industry?

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Friday, 8 September 2006 12:34 (nineteen years ago)

CERN is a cool place. I went there on a 6th form science trip. They have a 15 Tesla Magnet.
-- Ed (dal...), September 21st, 2006 10:47 AM. (dali)

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15 Tesla Chick Magnet more like it.
-- Songbirds of Darker Florida (christophe...), September 21st, 2006 11:38 AM. (cprek)

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Thursday, 21 September 2006 15:03 (nineteen years ago)

hmm... a complete set of Micronauts fetches about $15 eh? maybe I should hit e-bay with aaaairidpfgffffftt

-- milton parker (milton.parke...) (webmail), September 26th, 2006 12:43 AM. (Jon L)

― DUMBOCLAAT (eman), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 04:01 (nineteen years ago)

Scrubs is really fucking good
-- roc u like a § (jon@wiz...), September 25th, 2006 2:46 PM. (ex machina) (later)

― chaki (chaki), Sunday, 1 October 2006 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

I love Scrubs.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Sunday, 1 October 2006 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

Scrubs are really fucking good.

Let's not draw the grammar idiots.

― Leopold Boom! (noodle vague), Sunday, 1 October 2006 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

or britishes vs. american is/are to refer to a band

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Sunday, 1 October 2006 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

scrubs is the worst

― chaki (chaki), Sunday, 1 October 2006 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

Scrubs are the worst.

― Leopold Boom! (noodle vague), Sunday, 1 October 2006 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

zach braff changed my life

― chakra khan chakra khan (sanskrit), Sunday, 1 October 2006 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

dane cook too

― chakra khan chakra khan (sanskrit), Sunday, 1 October 2006 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/96/258949189_f06c6940d0_o.gif

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 02:49 (nineteen years ago)

i got dumped on mIRC once!!!!!!!!

-- ken c

teh kit haha i WISH it actually went like

/me dumps you

(it was much nicer than that)

-- ken c

― sleep (sleep), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 13:52 (nineteen years ago)

lol IRC

― disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

xenomorphs set to napalm death

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

32 People do not use holodeck for sexxin

Not true. Brockley or whatever his name was, was neglecting his job because he was using it, essentially, for Dianna Troi slash fic.

-- Three In A Bed Socks Romp (masonicboo...) (webmail), October 6th, 2006 11:31 AM. (kate)

― sleep (sleep), Friday, 6 October 2006 14:32 (nineteen years ago)

Where was that??!!??!???????

http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/1332/ssssja0.gif

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Friday, 6 October 2006 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

omg

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 6 October 2006 15:19 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha put that on the star trek thread

― chakra khan chakra khan (sanskrit), Friday, 6 October 2006 15:37 (nineteen years ago)

found in javascript block in asp page:

<%' always returns a positive number %>

function posNum(n) {

	return ( n * -1 ) * -1;

}

― sleep (sleep), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 13:40 (nineteen years ago)

at least it was commented ;-)

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 13:48 (nineteen years ago)

http://toothpastefordinner.com/092806/nerd-party.gif

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 14:52 (nineteen years ago)

ha so true

― latebloomer: just raw dead fucking, babies! (latebloomer), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

played d&d the other night. #1 success! palomina made some goatse pastries. tales of jarring jelly, scheme, and penis pizzas sustained us when body hacks started failing on clock roll over.

nerd fight: does a monk's trip ability take a full turn, or is it just a move equivalent action?

i abstained.
m.

― msp (mspa), Monday, 16 October 2006 23:53 (nineteen years ago)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=BNcOlcTwnwg

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

lol

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 01:56 (nineteen years ago)

perpetua you're an idiot
-- j blount (jamesbloun...), October 26th, 2006.

seriously, yr having the aesthetics/physique/comprehension skills of a gerbil has failed you again.
-- j blount (jamesbloun...), October 26th, 2006.

― Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Thursday, 26 October 2006 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

it's amazing it's taken people so long to figure that out...

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 26 October 2006 17:00 (nineteen years ago)

i've known this for literally almost a decade now. oh my god i have wasted so much of my life.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 26 October 2006 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

where is that from? not that i need full context to roffle...

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 26 October 2006 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

it's from I Love Comics, so the context is pure nerd lolz

― Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Thursday, 26 October 2006 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

nevermind then, full context not wanted.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 26 October 2006 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

I can't emphasize enough how surprising it is that I like Adam Kubert's artwork on Action, and his brother's work on Batman, given that only a year ago I loathed those guys to the core of my being.

...

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 26 October 2006 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

i'm sure that guy's worse about comix than he is on records.

ie. "THEY SEQUENCED IT ALL WRONG THE FIGHT PANEL SHOULD'VE COME BEFORE THE DIALOGUE"

"ALSO AUNT MAY SHOULD'VE MADE PETER PARKER A HAM SANDWICH!!! FUCK YOU, AUNT MAY YOU BITCH!!!!"

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 26 October 2006 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

actually that pretty much nails it. also he writes like 750 words minimum each post? dude I am not that into reading long paragraphs THIS IS WHY I READ COMIX.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 26 October 2006 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

hstencil OTM - he also uses the phrase 'franchise management' every other fucken post

― Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Thursday, 26 October 2006 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

Dude, DJ Martian... I don't mean no disrespect, but someone with 16609 del.icio.us bookmarks but only 136 tags is not the kind of person I'd rely on to organize anything.

-- roc u like a Â§ (jo...) (webmail), Today 12:00 PM. (ex machina) (later) (link)

ohhh zing

-- geoff (gffcnn...) (webmail), Today 12:03 PM. (gcannon) (later) (link)

― manute lol (sanskrit), Thursday, 26 October 2006 23:29 (nineteen years ago)

zing / nerd lolz venn diagram

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 27 October 2006 00:51 (nineteen years ago)

Vampires a Mathematical Impossibility, Scientist Says

By Sara Goudarzi
LiveScience Staff Writer
posted: 25 October 2006
01:50 pm ET

A researcher has come up with some simple math that sucks the life out of the vampire myth, proving that these highly popular creatures can't exist.

University of Central Florida physics professor Costas Efthimiou's work debunks pseudoscientific ideas, such as vampires and zombies, in an attempt to enhance public literacy. Not only does the public believe in such topics, but the percentages are at dangerously high level, Efthimiou told LiveScience.

Legend has it that vampires feed on human blood and once bitten a person turns into a vampire and starts feasting on the blood of others.

Efthimiou's debunking logic: On Jan 1, 1600, the human population was 536,870,911. If the first vampire came into existence that day and bit one person a month, there would have been two vampires by Feb. 1, 1600. A month later there would have been four, and so on. In just two-and-a-half years the original human population would all have become vampires with nobody left to feed on.

If mortality rates were taken into consideration, the population would disappear much faster. Even an unrealistically high reproduction rate couldn't counteract this effect.

"In the long run, humans cannot survive under these conditions, even if our population were doubling each month," Efthimiou said. "And doubling is clearly way beyond the human capacity of reproduction."

So whatever you think you see prowling around on Oct. 31, it most certainly won't turn you into a vampire.

― jaxon (jaxon), Saturday, 28 October 2006 02:44 (nineteen years ago)

PHEW

― s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 28 October 2006 02:57 (nineteen years ago)

That assumes that no vampires die. STUPID PROFESSOR... get one math/science undergraduate to point that out

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Saturday, 28 October 2006 03:14 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6tlw-oPDBM&NR

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Saturday, 28 October 2006 03:57 (nineteen years ago)

http://weblog.disgu.st/picture_cache/2006/11/02/244849_1162325736598iy3.gif

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 3 November 2006 04:05 (nineteen years ago)

haha

― manute lol (sanskrit), Friday, 3 November 2006 04:09 (nineteen years ago)

OMGOMG

― polar bear flashback episode (nickalicious), Friday, 3 November 2006 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 3 November 2006 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

2600. HACK THE PLANET
2601. smoked too many cigarettes last night

-- calvin johnson has ruined rock for an entire generation (dr.carl.saga...) (webmail), November 10th, 2006 11:11 AM. (orion) (admin) (userip)

― sleep (sleep), Friday, 10 November 2006 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahaha

― and what (ooo), Friday, 10 November 2006 22:01 (nineteen years ago)

the ultimate in nerd lolz

― and what (ooo), Friday, 10 November 2006 22:01 (nineteen years ago)

i totally missed that the first time

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 10 November 2006 22:32 (nineteen years ago)

Why is that a bummer?

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Friday, 10 November 2006 23:10 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.nerdsgonewildmagazine.com/images/issue_1_cover_animation.gif

― songs and ballads of the bituminous miners (sanskrit), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y36/SnArL817/humor/1139252832029.jpg

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 16 November 2006 22:24 (nineteen years ago)

A+ for rofflez

― sleep (sleep), Thursday, 16 November 2006 22:30 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/218160

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Saturday, 18 November 2006 00:29 (nineteen years ago)

http://newyork.craigslist.org/wch/zip/236880939.html

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Sunday, 19 November 2006 01:22 (nineteen years ago)

This posting has been removed by craigslist community.
(The title on the listings page will be removed in just a few minutes.)

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Sunday, 19 November 2006 01:29 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

http://seattle.craigslist.org/sno/w4m/263779606.html

― A. Lingbert (A. Lingbert), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 03:15 (nineteen years ago)

neurotic and lonely
based on craigslist posting.

― more grease in the pianissimo. (tehresa), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 03:19 (nineteen years ago)

actual nerds are so lame :(

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 03:39 (nineteen years ago)

Anime: It falls slightly short of video games, as I sometimes have issues just sitting there, and seem to prefer the feel of a controller in my hand.

READ: PREFERS HENTAI

― latebloomer aka freedom williams sr (latebloomer), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 15:27 (nineteen years ago)

i would almost feel bad for this person if she didn't go out of her way to specify she's looking for a "white" mate.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 15:37 (nineteen years ago)

client just used ysi to send an error log file

― trans pacific donkey cell phone (sleep), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:08 (nineteen years ago)

lmao

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:24 (nineteen years ago)

i hate having to zip sensitive work stuff up with password and upload to an ftp directory when i could just ysi

― tony conrad schnitzler (sanskrit), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

i sent huge image files to people via sendspace at my last job

― am0n (am0n), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

i use ysi/sendspace to send big video files to clients

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

but yeah we have an ftp set up for that stuff. it was even small enough to attach to an email!

― trans pacific donkey cell phone (sleep), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

Is this too big?

http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/7588/thedangersofwow0de.jpg

― a magical moment with unicorns dancing around you (nickalicious), Thursday, 18 January 2007 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.quieroverunfantasma.com/eng/

― am0n (am0n), Thursday, 18 January 2007 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

http://lpjdesign.rpgnow.com/product_info.php?products_id=20975&

This supplement has all new materials including:

History of Abortion in America
Protest tactics and strategies for Pro-Life and Pro-Choice supporters
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Campaign Styles: The Medical Campaign vs. the Abortion
Nearly 20 new medical and political feats including Flash Mob, Medical Immortality, Reconstructive Surgery and Street Demonstration.
This 24 page PDF is just the sort of thing needed for GMs to add depth to any great d20 Modern campaign world, including Haven: City of Violence and Sanctuary: City of Secrets. Due to the extreme nature of this product it is for Mature Audiences only.

― geoff (gcannon), Friday, 26 January 2007 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

http://lpjdesign.rpgnow.com/products/product_20975.jpg

classy use of the gta font there

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 26 January 2007 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

I really love the woman holding the baby out offering style.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 26 January 2007 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

she's all, "abort THIS!"

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 26 January 2007 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

XXXX: Do you want to go see the Crowded House comeback tour with me?

― UART variations (ex machina), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

"comeback tour"

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

― am0n (am0n), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 05:26 (nineteen years ago)

goddamn, i hate having 2 host names

― Charmmy Kitty's Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn (ex machina), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:01 (nineteen years ago)

four months pass...

little-known-fact: "jeffrey" was actually set in the holodeck.

-- s1ocki, Friday, June 22, 2007 4:53 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

― latebloomer, Saturday, 23 June 2007 01:15 (eighteen years ago)

I thought this was being revived for my entries to the Swamp Thing thread.

― dan selzer, Saturday, 23 June 2007 01:23 (eighteen years ago)

ouch.

― s1ocki, Saturday, 23 June 2007 06:57 (eighteen years ago)

three months pass...

calling cunt in the US 1D4 damage to male; 2D4 to female
calling cunt in the UK 1D4 (+6) damage to male; 2D4 (+6) to female

-- remy bean, Wednesday, October 17, 2007 1:27 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― sleep, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 17:43 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, and the alt + F4 trick was mean indeed, of course I had to try it.

-- Tuomas, Friday, October 19, 2007 12:04 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

lol newbie

― sleep, Friday, 19 October 2007 16:22 (eighteen years ago)

context?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 19 October 2007 16:29 (eighteen years ago)

Alt + Tab

― sleep, Friday, 19 October 2007 16:31 (eighteen years ago)

there's really only one "alt + F4 trick"

dude 1: lol press alt f4 it does something kewl
dude 2: lol it closed teh programs u jerk ;_;
both: ha ha ha computers are so funney

― sleep, Friday, 19 October 2007 16:34 (eighteen years ago)

Irc!

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 19 October 2007 16:35 (eighteen years ago)

haha surmounter and tuomas -- together at last

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 19 October 2007 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

"Middleclick"? Your mouse has three buttons?

-- Tuomas, Friday, October 19, 2007 12:24 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

ok im actually starting to like fake tuomas caricature dude

― sleep, Friday, 19 October 2007 16:37 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.alt-f4.cz/

― am0n, Friday, 19 October 2007 17:14 (eighteen years ago)

i still laugh at the original post that started this thread

― and what, Friday, 19 October 2007 18:31 (eighteen years ago)

the ultimate nullifier is so cruc

― 69, Friday, 19 October 2007 19:25 (eighteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

wifee (math major in college) got this in the mail today. major lulz. of course there's a section on danica mckellar.

http://www.math.ucla.edu/info/pictures/nl2.jpg

― jaxon, Saturday, 10 November 2007 19:57 (eighteen years ago)

Carol does not appear in the next Trek film, Star Trek III: The Search for Spock so her fate is unknown. It has been postulated in the Genesis Wave series of books that Carol Marcus lived into the 2370s, concealed on a distant planet out of fear of what could happen if her knowledge fell into the wrong hands. She was abducted by a race of sentient plantlife, which made her hallucinate that Kirk and David were still alive and tricked her into building a Genesis device that released a wave of energy across space, terraforming planets in its path into something that could be inhabitated by their species.

― latebloomer, Saturday, 10 November 2007 23:00 (eighteen years ago)

http://cgi.ebay.com/Manhunt-2-Promo-T-Shirt-XL-Black-New_W0QQitemZ320180472815QQihZ011QQcategoryZ80333QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

― ian, Saturday, 10 November 2007 23:59 (eighteen years ago)

hahahahahahaha

― latebloomer, Sunday, 11 November 2007 00:37 (eighteen years ago)

parked in front of me the other day
http://img103.imageshack.us/my.php?image=mailjq0.jpg

― bnw, Sunday, 11 November 2007 01:13 (eighteen years ago)

http://cgi.ebay.com/NIKOLA-TESLA-life-story-in-morse-code-LP_W0QQitemZ300170169607QQihZ020QQcategoryZ306QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

― ian, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 17:43 (eighteen years ago)

― latebloomer, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 17:57 (eighteen years ago)

from "shadow of the colossus" thread on ilg:

yo dudes -

have you guys seen beowulf!??

there is a fairly long scene that is a STRAIGHT. UP. RIP. of both the bird colossus and the water colossus, with our hero clinging desperately on

-- Tracer Hand, Tuesday, November 13, 2007 8:23 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

The movie or the game?

-- antexit, Tuesday, November 13, 2007 8:39 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

Or the epic poem?

-- forksclovetofu, Wednesday, November 14, 2007 7:40 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

― gff, Thursday, 15 November 2007 18:38 (eighteen years ago)

that was one of the last games I had before I gave up on video games (ie decided not to buy next gen system)

graphics were sick but it got kinda boring .... jump, climb on fur, stab, fall off ... jump, climb on fur, stab, fall off ...

― dmr, Thursday, 15 November 2007 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbwNnhcSLQk

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 15 November 2007 23:17 (eighteen years ago)

http://img.slate.com/media/1/123125/122946/2156432/2177278/2177963/6.jpg

― Milton Parker, Friday, 16 November 2007 01:08 (eighteen years ago)

i feel like gershy has already won ilx and now is not just unlocking secret levels.

-- sanskrit, Friday, 23 November 2007 20:03 (2 days ago) Link

― Lingbert, Sunday, 25 November 2007 03:42 (eighteen years ago)

Yub nub, eee chop yub nub,
toe meet toe pee chee keene, g'noop dock fling oh ah.
Yah wah, eee chop yah wah,
toe meet toe pee chee keene, g'noop dock fling oh ah
Coat ee chah tu yub nub,
Coat ee chah tu yah wah,
Coat ee chah tu glo wah.
allay loo ta nuv
Glo wah, eee chop glo wah, ya glo wah pee chu nee foam,
ah toot dee awe goon daa.
Coat ee cha tu goo (Yub nub!)
coat ee cha tu doo (Yah wah!)
coat ee cha tu too (ya chaa!)
allay loo tu nuv (3 times)
Glo wah, eee chop glo wah.
Ya glow wah pee chu nee foam,
ah toot dee awe goon daa
allay loo tu nuv.
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