nerd lolz thread

* When you read that sentence, please pronounce the word "fatties" the same way that Henry Winkler does on Arrested Development.

-- Matthew C Perpetua (perpetu...), July 10th, 2005.

-- Momus (nic...), Today 2:09 PM. (Momus) (later)

(NOT!)

-- Momus (nic...), Today 2:10 PM. (Momus) (later)

-- cutty (holle...), June 6th, 2006.

otm!

-- Dan (Ah, 1994...) Perry (djperry@gmail.com) (webmail), June 6th, 2006 12:47 PM. (Dan Perry) (later) (link)

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totally, i was the biggest MK geek for like 2 years.

-- latebloomer's potater chip of the proletariat (posercore24...) (webmail), June 6th, 2006 3:38 PM. (latebloomer) (later) (link)

looks like this:

http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/66/countries1iv.jpg

but the info is useless anyway

-- jinx hijinks (mikeoptin...), June 6th, 2006 10:38 PM. (sanskrit) (link) (admin) (userip)

i can make an ip tracker myself you know

-- lord pooperton (jo...), June 6th, 2006 10:48 PM. (ex machina)

-- chaki (chaki.tim...) (webmail), June 6th, 2006 11:38 PM. (chaki) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

I'd hit it

-- lord pooperton (jo...) (webmail), June 7th, 2006 12:00 AM. (ex machina) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

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yes, you've been hitting fortunecity/tripod left and right lately, we know!

-- Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyza...) (webmail), June 7th, 2006 12:08 AM. (allyzay) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

-- TOMBOT (tombo...) (webmail), May 3rd, 2006 12:15 AM. (TOMBOT) (admin) (userip)

yup, mazinger z, a.k.a. mazinga, which my buddys' band is named from

-- kingfish doesn't live here anymore (jdsalmo...) (webmail), May 3rd, 2006 2:38 AM. (kingfish 2.0) (admin) (userip)

Mazinger Z is a stupid name which is why none of us cared to remember, "Main Gundam" is a better name.

-- Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyza...) (webmail), May 3rd, 2006 11:03 AM. (allyzay) (admin) (userip)

I thought that was "MANGINA Z"

-- JW (jo...) (webmail), May 3rd, 2006 11:48 AM. (ex machina) (admin) (userip)

-- Laurah (elemenopa...) (webmail), Today 8:29 AM. (laurah) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

D&D sunday sounds better than drinking sunday, to be honest.

-- electro-acoustic lycanthrope (dr.carl.saga...) (webmail), Today 9:59 AM. (orion) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

-- rizzx (joris...), June 8th, 2006

I don't recall anybody called "Marcelo" posting on this thread.

-- Marcello Carlin (marcellocarli...), June 8th, 2006

http://www.delos.fantascienza.com/delos52/sigates.jpg

-- Onimo (gerry.wat...) (webmail), June 8th, 2006 11:59 AM. (GerryNemo) (later) (link)

I have another funeral/wake to go to that day.
Don't forget to stop at TiGeorge's next door for awesomely good Haitian food.

-- LOL Thomas (quartzcit...), June 9th, 2006 12:43 PM.

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Oh nice! Now that's a combination to rely on.
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), June 9th, 2006 1:00 PM.

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(And so I don't sound completely flippant, obv., sorry to hear about that news, LOL -- anyone I know?)
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), June 9th, 2006 1:00 PM.

otm
-- lord pooperton (jo...), June 9th, 2006. (later)

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classy use of the gta font there

little-known-fact: "jeffrey" was actually set in the holodeck.

-- s1ocki, Friday, June 22, 2007 4:53 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

I thought this was being revived for my entries to the Swamp Thing thread.

ouch.

calling cunt in the US 1D4 damage to male; 2D4 to female
calling cunt in the UK 1D4 (+6) damage to male; 2D4 (+6) to female

-- remy bean, Wednesday, October 17, 2007 1:27 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Oh, and the alt + F4 trick was mean indeed, of course I had to try it.

-- Tuomas, Friday, October 19, 2007 12:04 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

lol newbie

context?

Alt + Tab

there's really only one "alt + F4 trick"

dude 1: lol press alt f4 it does something kewl
dude 2: lol it closed teh programs u jerk ;_;
both: ha ha ha computers are so funney

Irc!

haha surmounter and tuomas -- together at last

"Middleclick"? Your mouse has three buttons?

-- Tuomas, Friday, October 19, 2007 12:24 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

ok im actually starting to like fake tuomas caricature dude

http://www.alt-f4.cz/

i still laugh at the original post that started this thread

the ultimate nullifier is so cruc

wifee (math major in college) got this in the mail today. major lulz. of course there's a section on danica mckellar.

http://www.math.ucla.edu/info/pictures/nl2.jpg

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http://cgi.ebay.com/Manhunt-2-Promo-T-Shirt-XL-Black-New_W0QQitemZ320180472815QQihZ011QQcategoryZ80333QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

hahahahahahaha

parked in front of me the other day
http://img103.imageshack.us/my.php?image=mailjq0.jpg

http://cgi.ebay.com/NIKOLA-TESLA-life-story-in-morse-code-LP_W0QQitemZ300170169607QQihZ020QQcategoryZ306QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

!

from "shadow of the colossus" thread on ilg:

yo dudes -

have you guys seen beowulf!??

there is a fairly long scene that is a STRAIGHT. UP. RIP. of both the bird colossus and the water colossus, with our hero clinging desperately on

-- Tracer Hand, Tuesday, November 13, 2007 8:23 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

The movie or the game?

-- antexit, Tuesday, November 13, 2007 8:39 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

Or the epic poem?

-- forksclovetofu, Wednesday, November 14, 2007 7:40 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

that was one of the last games I had before I gave up on video games (ie decided not to buy next gen system)

graphics were sick but it got kinda boring .... jump, climb on fur, stab, fall off ... jump, climb on fur, stab, fall off ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbwNnhcSLQk

http://img.slate.com/media/1/123125/122946/2156432/2177278/2177963/6.jpg

i feel like gershy has already won ilx and now is not just unlocking secret levels.

-- sanskrit, Friday, 23 November 2007 20:03 (2 days ago) Link

Yub nub, eee chop yub nub,
toe meet toe pee chee keene, g'noop dock fling oh ah.
Yah wah, eee chop yah wah,
toe meet toe pee chee keene, g'noop dock fling oh ah
Coat ee chah tu yub nub,
Coat ee chah tu yah wah,
Coat ee chah tu glo wah.
allay loo ta nuv
Glo wah, eee chop glo wah, ya glo wah pee chu nee foam,
ah toot dee awe goon daa.
Coat ee cha tu goo (Yub nub!)
coat ee cha tu doo (Yah wah!)
coat ee cha tu too (ya chaa!)
allay loo tu nuv (3 times)
Glo wah, eee chop glo wah.
Ya glow wah pee chu nee foam,
ah toot dee awe goon daa
allay loo tu nuv.
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-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, November 29, 2007 2:11 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

I am SO SICK of ewok lyrics when I know the TROOF

What is the correct onomotopaeic spelling of the Law & Order sound?

spotted on y@hoo! campus

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2183/2182042076_aba8a6018e.jpg?v=0

i've lost the pic i had of LUV2LOL license plate

old news, but I laughed: http://icu81mi.ytmnd.com/

My brother knows the owner of this:
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2111/2177478339_6f4afd5aa0.jpg?v=0

"The Tick" is on hulu.com!

more y@hoo! license plates

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2012/2213465614_5a3b3b07d2_m.jpg http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2179/2213462608_dedf914f5a_m.jpg

^ hope these fuckers are in the first round of layoffs

looks the guy on the right already cashed in his options

http://www.myspace.com/myslb

http://www.overthinkingit.com/2009/05/14/i-will-always-have-been-back-toward-a-grand-unified-theory-of-schwarzenegger/

http://www.themonkeysyouordered.com/