NEVER FORGET 9/12: PERPETUA EATS MOM, YELLS AT HAM SANDWICH, POLISHES HIS COIN SLOT

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― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 20:46 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Wednesday, 13 September 2006 20:51 (eighteen years ago)

"oh my"

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 20:52 (eighteen years ago)

Like, conceptually, it's sound, but the iconography is a bit much.
-- Matthew Perpetua! (matthewfluxblo...), September 13th, 2006.

― Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 20:54 (eighteen years ago)

i knew this day would come

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 20:54 (eighteen years ago)

well, he does have a point - the song is a bit thin. it could stand to be much more corpulent.

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 20:57 (eighteen years ago)

yeah mean we should have fattened up the sound a bit more? in the mids? or the low end?

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 20:57 (eighteen years ago)

OR HIS BIG FAT ASS

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 20:58 (eighteen years ago)

i like how he separates us, the writers of the music, from who he'd rather hear perform it (the fiery furnaces)

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 20:59 (eighteen years ago)

he is a buffoon. period. end of story.

― Steve Goldberg (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 21:04 (eighteen years ago)

I imagine he washed down his distaste with several sticks of fresh creamery butter.

― John Justen,a ninja slapboxing fajitas out of J. Casablancas dental dam. (johnju, Wednesday, 13 September 2006 21:08 (eighteen years ago)

cutty arent you a lawyer? did you give him PERMISSION to post this??

― john cougar thornton melloncamp (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 21:13 (eighteen years ago)

TIME TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH

― john cougar thornton melloncamp (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 21:13 (eighteen years ago)

Holy Hail "Dig My Grave With The Songs I've Sung" - There's a tension in this song, this audible push and pull between what this great tune would be in the hands of artists that I like, and how it is performed by the people who I have some lame grudge against. Holy Hail's yummy little voices and relatively guilt-free playing renders in chocolately miniature fun-size a song that seems built for a passionate Thanksgiving feast, and it's hard to tell whether this is simply the band performing to the fullest of their potential, or the result of timid bet-hedging. I believe that they err on the side of the former, and that they are getting by on their delicious cuteness and tasty but ultimately unsatisfying charm when even they know the song could use more juice. There's some cleverness in scaling the song down to snack-size and avoiding the obvious, and in most ways it quenches my thirst, as their reading lends some interesting breadth to the recording. It sounds like children eating out at a steakhouse in their parents' clothing; this grasp for a maturity that's just out of reach, like the proverbial carrot.

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 21:13 (eighteen years ago)

C on D's

― Really cool, wickedly cool, cooly cool bon apetit! (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 21:15 (eighteen years ago)

Holy Hail "Dig My Grave With The Songs I've Sung" - "Mom, make me a ham sandwich goddamnit!!!"

-Matthew Charles Perpetua

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 21:16 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.romm.org/conv05/conv063005_12.jpg

― john cougar thornton melloncamp (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 21:17 (eighteen years ago)

i love the upside down apple

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 21:18 (eighteen years ago)

not as much as he does, dude. tho, he'd probably prefer upside down cake amirite???

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 21:42 (eighteen years ago)

matt perpetua more like matthew perpetually stupid amirite

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:00 (eighteen years ago)

i bet that isn't even his real name!

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:01 (eighteen years ago)

tupetualypse now

― john cougar thornton melloncamp (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:02 (eighteen years ago)

AUGUST COMPANY INDEED:

Shimura Curves "I'm Not Afraid" - Video treatment: The lovely girls of the Shimura Curves are pop scientists. You see them checking data, making measurements, working at computers, and conducting experiments in their laboratory. The lab's decor is somewhere between Apple's current design aesthetic and 60s sci-fi. The band should appear serious and diligent, but also quite beautiful and stylish. When they make declarations like "I'm not afraid of infinities" on the choruses, they make eye contact with the camera, looking both noble and matter-of-fact. There should be a certain mid-20th century propaganda art aesthetic to the entire video, though there should not be any direct appropriation of famous images. The video should end with the girls standing together at night, staring off into the night sky and pondering the cosmos. (Click here for the Shimura Curves' MySpace page.)

- Matthew Perpetua, 4/14/2006 Comments (3)

Shimura Curves "Just Like Friends" - This song begins with the beat from "Just Like Honey" (or, really, "Be My Baby"), and it's actually sort of misleading because the Shimura Curves take that familiar melancholy sound and use it is an emotional starting point for a song that eventually builds up into a bold and brutally honest post-mortem of a soured relationship. As the song reaches its crest, the Curves come off as empowered, resolute, and self-possessed as they quote Orange Juice's "Rip It Up" and rock out with a fierce guitar vamp that sounds as though it's being run through ten pedals at once. (Click here for the Shimura Curves' MySpace page.)

- Matthew Perpetua, 6/23/2006 Comments (12)

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:06 (eighteen years ago)

DAMN NO VIDEO TREATMENT 4 CUTTY

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:06 (eighteen years ago)

"Video treatment: The lovely girls of the Shimura Curves..."

STOMACH...CHURNING...WAHT?

― John Justen,a ninja slapboxing fajitas out of J. Casablancas dental dam. (johnju, Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:10 (eighteen years ago)

video treatment should be the girls of holy hail trying to surreptitiously drop a pencil down perpetua's exposed crack

― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:10 (eighteen years ago)

shimura curves was wise to put fluxblog in their top 8

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:17 (eighteen years ago)

who wants to start a paypal fund to buy perpetua a belt

― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:18 (eighteen years ago)

dude's payola comes in the form of chips ahoy

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:19 (eighteen years ago)

you neglect to mention this is an unreleased DEMO recording.
cutty | 09.13.06 - 5:46 pm | #

Yeah, that's because I had nothing to indicate that it was or wasn't.
Matthew Perpetua | Homepage | 09.13.06 - 6:07 pm | #

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:19 (eighteen years ago)

WELL WHERE DID YOU GET THE MP3, MAN?

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:20 (eighteen years ago)

regardless the song must move in some way or another if he even posted. or maybe he just wants to "bet-hedge" and make sure he drops our name before we're huge.

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:21 (eighteen years ago)

A Paypal account for A belt? What, to hold up half of his pants?

― John Justen,a ninja slapboxing fajitas out of J. Casablancas dental dam. (johnju, Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:21 (eighteen years ago)

regardless the song must move in some way or another if he even posted. or maybe he just wants to "bet-hedge" and make sure he drops our name before we're huge.

otm

also, girl from your band i met was pretty cute but she is ridiculous on your site

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:24 (eighteen years ago)

you're not so bad yourself

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:24 (eighteen years ago)

he was huge before you (xp)

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:24 (eighteen years ago)

he disabled comments!

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:26 (eighteen years ago)

i take i AM the only person to actually stare into the abyss and live

― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:27 (eighteen years ago)

you neglect to mention this is an unreleased DEMO recording.
cutty | 09.13.06 - 5:46 pm | #

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Yeah, that's because I had nothing to indicate that it was or wasn't.
Matthew Perpetua | Homepage | 09.13.06 - 6:07 pm | #

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Lordy lord, I could use a new belt.
Matthew Perpetua | 09.13.06 - 7:31 pm | #

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:27 (eighteen years ago)

yr band is attractive.

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:28 (eighteen years ago)

according to perpetua, it's the only thing we got going

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:28 (eighteen years ago)

lord, the gams on her..

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:32 (eighteen years ago)

Songs Mean A Lot
When Songs Are Bought
So Please Buy The Records
If You Like Them

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:33 (eighteen years ago)

Have you guys ever heard his music?

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:39 (eighteen years ago)

i would love to

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:39 (eighteen years ago)

YSI!

― John Justen,a ninja slapboxing fajitas out of J. Casablancas dental dam. (johnju, Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:40 (eighteen years ago)

hmmm... i know they're out there. maybe otto can help.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:44 (eighteen years ago)

matt perpetua and the flaming fireplaces

― sleep (sleep), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:46 (eighteen years ago)

some questions for perpetua (since he disabled comments on his post)

i understand that you had nothing to indicate that it was or was not an unreleased demo recording--but where did you get my music? we certainly did not give it to you.

since when do mp3 blogs go out of their way to post songs they DON'T like? is this common? what is the purpose?

i won't ask you to take it down, but you should understand that there are no plans to release that version of "dig my grave" in the future. those recordings are so we can get signed, not so you can distribute and criticize.

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:51 (eighteen years ago)

they're not disabled to me.. he probably banned you.

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:54 (eighteen years ago)

HI DERE
Kate | Homepage | 09.13.06 - 7:33 pm | #

you can only post if you give me a piece of blueberry pie. lol, just kidding ; )
Matthew Perpetua | 09.13.06 - 7:39 pm | #

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:55 (eighteen years ago)

want me to post your questions? i can post

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:55 (eighteen years ago)

ah, i'm able to get back into his lair

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:56 (eighteen years ago)

OH I GOT SOME GOOD GOSS ON THIS GUY LAST FRI NITE!

― genital hyphys (haitch), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:57 (eighteen years ago)

SPRED

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:57 (eighteen years ago)

http://ilx.wh3rd.net/thread.php?...p? msgid=7291873
cutty | 09.13.06 - 8:02 pm | #

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:57 (eighteen years ago)

hype machine shows where he got it:

Sep 12 Holy Hail - Dig My Grave With The Songs I've Sung listen
Fluxblog read post

Jul 31 Holy Hail - Dig My Grave With the Songs I've Sung listen
bigstereo read post

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 23:00 (eighteen years ago)

Serious question: do people actually consider fluxblog to be relevant? I know his mythical status as the inventor of digitized music, but who really reads his shit?

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 23:00 (eighteen years ago)

i don't even know what it is

― electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

i don't think he's relevant. and the pitchfork blurb we got counteracts anything he has to say.

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 23:04 (eighteen years ago)

I liked it better when edward o was picking his tracks (uncredited).

― genital hyphys (haitch), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 23:08 (eighteen years ago)

just wait til i ~~blow you~~review the album

― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 23:09 (eighteen years ago)

Cutty, Esq.: I'm drafting this injunction. Let's do this.

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 23:10 (eighteen years ago)

my only request for 8.2/best new music is 10 minutes alone with the rest of the band

― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 23:11 (eighteen years ago)

what about me?

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 23:12 (eighteen years ago)

a&r guy said i was the hottest

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 23:12 (eighteen years ago)

i merely wish to discuss the lesser short fiction of john cheever with them

― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 23:12 (eighteen years ago)

this a&r guy:

http://myspace-540.vo.llnwd.net/01005/04/54/1005304540_l.jpg

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 23:13 (eighteen years ago)

beach2.jpg

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 23:14 (eighteen years ago)

wotta world

― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 23:15 (eighteen years ago)

damn that chick likes to flaunt it

― killy (baby lenin pin), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 23:15 (eighteen years ago)

my only request for 8.2/best new music is 10 minutes alone with the rest of the band

IT WOULDN'T BE VERY SATISFYING FOR THE BAND... SO I'VE HEARD.

― genital hyphys (haitch), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 23:16 (eighteen years ago)

well thats 3.33 minutes with each band member

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 23:17 (eighteen years ago)

i'll ruin them for all other journalists

― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 23:20 (eighteen years ago)

somehow this thread just got worse

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 23:21 (eighteen years ago)

worse like a fox!

― electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 23:24 (eighteen years ago)

i think it's pretty good

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 23:25 (eighteen years ago)

t/s: fluxblog ass crack vs. jess' sexual escapades

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 23:29 (eighteen years ago)

one is real, one is imaginary

― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 23:33 (eighteen years ago)

sadly, i can picture both

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 23:34 (eighteen years ago)

never the twain shall meet

― electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 23:35 (eighteen years ago)

once more?

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 23:36 (eighteen years ago)

re-do it with shavedhead.jpg

― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 23:37 (eighteen years ago)

i forgot how fun that morph is

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 23:38 (eighteen years ago)

also xxxxpost: it's yr brain, dude

― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 23:38 (eighteen years ago)

Have you guys ever heard his music?

-- Steve Shasta (steveshast...) (webmail), September 13th, 2006 7:39 PM. (Steve Shasta)

wait waaaaiit a sec. hold on now. wait. this guy makes music??????

― señor citizen (eman), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 23:39 (eighteen years ago)

yr in my brain, killin all my cellz

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 23:40 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.myspace.com/perpetuaband

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 23:55 (eighteen years ago)

wikipedia'd already?

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Thursday, 14 September 2006 00:21 (eighteen years ago)

hmm

http://www.answers.com/topic/list-of-fictional-bullies

― electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Thursday, 14 September 2006 00:31 (eighteen years ago)

haha haily hail

― electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Thursday, 14 September 2006 00:32 (eighteen years ago)

fuck these trolls. you're better than them.
Wrinklepaws | Homepage | 09.13.06 - 9:58 pm | #

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 14 September 2006 01:00 (eighteen years ago)

haha

― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 14 September 2006 01:02 (eighteen years ago)

FEAR NOT POP BLOGGERS, WRINK P GOT YO BACK

― genital hyphys (haitch), Thursday, 14 September 2006 01:11 (eighteen years ago)

Wrinkletwat

― señor citizen (eman), Thursday, 14 September 2006 01:30 (eighteen years ago)

katie: no, you aren't the only one

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Thursday, 14 September 2006 01:42 (eighteen years ago)

sorry r

― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 14 September 2006 01:45 (eighteen years ago)

LOL@ EMBED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― señor citizen (eman), Thursday, 14 September 2006 02:32 (eighteen years ago)

Serious question: do people actually consider fluxblog to be relevant? I know his mythical status as the inventor of digitized music, but who really reads his shit?

-- cousin larry bundgee (bgee@

It means fuck all to me. The couple of times I've read it, it just seems kind of joyless & over-analytical. The guy's writing style is annoying, I'm not sure why.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 14 September 2006 07:53 (eighteen years ago)

Damn you guys are evil on this thread! remind me not to cross the noise massive

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Thursday, 14 September 2006 08:07 (eighteen years ago)

(gonna have "hey fatty bon bon" stuck in my head all night now)

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Thursday, 14 September 2006 08:08 (eighteen years ago)

OK, I read a few entries, and the reason I find the guy's steez annoying is because he's so pompous and self-important. The whole fucking thing is all me me me me me. He might as well be blogging about traffic or the weather.

Also ololllololl @ w'pawz crepe-ing up to music writers w/some degree of "pull", the subtext is so fucking blatant!

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 14 September 2006 10:03 (eighteen years ago)

he deleted the comments

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 14 September 2006 10:21 (eighteen years ago)

joyless & over-analytical

ironic because of his fondness for joycore

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 14 September 2006 10:21 (eighteen years ago)

what is joycore?

― -- (688), Thursday, 14 September 2006 10:23 (eighteen years ago)

ok, i googled joycore, and now i don't know what it is

― -- (688), Thursday, 14 September 2006 10:24 (eighteen years ago)

SERIOUS FUN

― genital hyphys (haitch), Thursday, 14 September 2006 10:29 (eighteen years ago)

ha ha -- it's PERPETUA -- what do you expect, cutty? you can only get the LCD. he's the worst kind of moron -- POMPOUS

― Igor Adkins (Grodd), Thursday, 14 September 2006 11:02 (eighteen years ago)

I bet you think you're pretty big on your little message boards, but I wonder who'll be laughing when Perpetua gets that much deserved "blook" deal he's after, hmmm?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 14 September 2006 11:32 (eighteen years ago)

what is joycore?

-- -- (68...) (webmail), September 14th, 2006 7:23 AM. (688)

happy hardcore offshoot

― señor citizen (eman), Thursday, 14 September 2006 11:34 (eighteen years ago)

I won't really give a fuck Dom, I don't harbour any desire whatsoever to be a writer.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 14 September 2006 11:56 (eighteen years ago)

"blook" more like "bloat" aminotincorrect

― señor citizen (eman), Thursday, 14 September 2006 12:03 (eighteen years ago)

Ha ha ha ha ha probably.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 14 September 2006 12:05 (eighteen years ago)

Have you guys ever heard his music?

shasta, are you talking about matty beebs? because i have a cassette that i've never been bold enough to listen to.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 14 September 2006 12:05 (eighteen years ago)

GOOD STUFF!

― GNAR TO THE BOARD (ddb1), Thursday, 14 September 2006 12:06 (eighteen years ago)

because i have a cassette that i've never been bold enough to listen to.

encode and we shall review accordingly

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 14 September 2006 12:38 (eighteen years ago)

i don't believe i am in possession of the technology to play a cassette. if i remember correctly the circumstances around me coming into possession of said tape are pathetically hilarious.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 14 September 2006 12:40 (eighteen years ago)

Dom, why would this "blook" deal be "much deserved" in MP's case? (unless yer being ironic or s.th. and getting a "blook" deal is like having a boat anchor tied round yer neck, writing career advancement-wise)

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 14 September 2006 12:44 (eighteen years ago)

pretttty sure he's being sarcastic.

― a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Thursday, 14 September 2006 12:47 (eighteen years ago)

Pash, me and Pertubby have "history". He said I was the worst music writer around, because I didn't pay sufficient "respect" to the artists I was writing about.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 14 September 2006 12:51 (eighteen years ago)

not the WORST surely

― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 14 September 2006 12:52 (eighteen years ago)

is "blook" some sort of book/blog hybrid? SOMEONE KILL THIS AT BIRTH, PLS.

― genital hyphys (haitch), Thursday, 14 September 2006 12:55 (eighteen years ago)

"The worst", eh. A bit rich, judging by the content @ fluxblog.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 14 September 2006 13:00 (eighteen years ago)

i dont want to turn this into a contest whether dom or perpetua is the worst. my heart couldn't take it.

― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 14 September 2006 13:05 (eighteen years ago)

I've been doing it for over four years now, and I still am nowhere near to getting a blook deal.

-- Matthew C Perpetua (perpetu...), April 29th, 2006. (inca)

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 14 September 2006 13:10 (eighteen years ago)

I would assume a "blook" is a book where the text has been culled from someone's blog? There seems to be some kind of assumption going on there that blog writing means one fuck to anyone who hasn't got a blog of their own. The only blog I ever read is "matrix synth" and that only because it has loads of pictures of analog synthesizers. Perhaps expecting something like this to work is like expecting someones anotated D&D campaign to work as a Sword-and-Sorcery novel, or someones online sex roleplay to work as erotica. It seems unlikely to be good, somehow.

(x-post perpetua's writing is annoying, Dom's isn't. Dom could probably drop into the '90's NME's roster quite easily - this is not big praise, btw - perpetua isn't even as good (nb "good") as johnny cigarettes)

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 14 September 2006 13:11 (eighteen years ago)

I'm being too mean to Dom, btw, I have actually enjoyed a couple of his pieces.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 14 September 2006 13:12 (eighteen years ago)

i don't believe i am in possession of the technology to play a cassette. if i remember correctly the circumstances around me coming into possession of said tape are pathetically hilarious.

max factor, be proud.

that's right, this thread may bring me back. maybe.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 14 September 2006 13:54 (eighteen years ago)

they all come back in the end

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Thursday, 14 September 2006 13:55 (eighteen years ago)

BEING ABLE TO WRITE HELPS, MATTY

― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 14 September 2006 14:01 (eighteen years ago)

wait, no it doesnt

― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 14 September 2006 14:02 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.theslant.com/jam/images/downer.jpg

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 14 September 2006 14:52 (eighteen years ago)

NEVER FORGET

http://img.timeinc.net/time/daily/2006/0609/wtc_tatoo0902.jpg

― jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 14 September 2006 15:45 (eighteen years ago)

!!!!!!!!!!!

― sleep (sleep), Thursday, 14 September 2006 15:51 (eighteen years ago)

that tattoo...

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 14 September 2006 16:21 (eighteen years ago)

omg

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 14 September 2006 16:21 (eighteen years ago)

there were meatballs in the WTC?

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Thursday, 14 September 2006 16:23 (eighteen years ago)

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 14 September 2006 16:23 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.idolator.com/tunes/zune/mp3-bloggers-marketing-talents-exploited-for-development-of-zune-200632.php

― Really cool, wickedly cool, cooly cool bon apetit! (ex machina), Thursday, 14 September 2006 16:29 (eighteen years ago)

NEVER FORGET

http://static.flickr.com/28/57588328_1e4d4f8367.jpg

― jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 14 September 2006 16:31 (eighteen years ago)

remind me not to cross the noise massive

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 14 September 2006 16:43 (eighteen years ago)

that was halloween, btw

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 14 September 2006 16:45 (eighteen years ago)

i was gay cowboy

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 14 September 2006 16:46 (eighteen years ago)

every day is halloween

― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 14 September 2006 16:49 (eighteen years ago)

i'm not knockin yr style. i was gaybraham lincoln for halloween 2 years ago. i think you're on the cutting edge of fashion:

http://static.flickr.com/71/197525485_3f2fa08af0.jpg http://static.flickr.com/84/228794372_5deed2fe85.jpg

― jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 14 September 2006 16:54 (eighteen years ago)

it's true i was in williamsburg the other day and everyone is walking around with frontpacks w/noodle straped on now

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 14 September 2006 17:02 (eighteen years ago)

maybe i should move to brooklyn then

― jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 14 September 2006 17:08 (eighteen years ago)

well i assume yr on to the next thing - hammerpants or whatnot?

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 14 September 2006 17:16 (eighteen years ago)

nice new b's jaxon

― the art ensemble of chicago house (vahid), Thursday, 14 September 2006 17:21 (eighteen years ago)

i'm saying that's me on the right

xpost - b's?

― jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 14 September 2006 17:22 (eighteen years ago)

THIS THREAD GETS BETTERER AND BETTERER.

MORE ~~FAG~~ CUTTY PIX PLEASE!

― JEW TO THE BOARD (ddb1), Thursday, 14 September 2006 17:37 (eighteen years ago)

NEW BALANCE

― the art ensemble of chicago house (vahid), Thursday, 14 September 2006 17:51 (eighteen years ago)

Hi there,

I'm Cesar Menendez, and work on Zune (Microsoft's new music/entertainment project). Anyways, since Zune's focus is on how folks discover and share music, artists, etc, I thought I'd drop a line. I'd love to get a dialog going, and maybe see how you can get involved?

We're actually going to hold a Zune Preview event in NYC in October - and I'd love to invite you to that (more details forthcoming) - are you interested? If so, drop me your snail mail addy so I can send you an invite.

Hope to talk to you soon,

Cesar Menendez

(425) 703-2827
Zuneinsider.com

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Thursday, 14 September 2006 17:54 (eighteen years ago)

maybe holy hail needs some wmas

― Really cool, wickedly cool, cooly cool bon apetit! (ex machina), Thursday, 14 September 2006 17:57 (eighteen years ago)

dear mr menendez,

is it possible to get some zunes to sell on ebay or aometihng?

thx

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 14 September 2006 18:02 (eighteen years ago)

cutty should ask mr cesar menendez to pre-load holy hail onto the zunes

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 14 September 2006 18:07 (eighteen years ago)

lolo people in charge of brand name analysis at microsoft were probably groping their zoune on the job

― S. (Sébastien Chikara), Thursday, 14 September 2006 18:08 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.crimelibrary.com/graphics/photos/notorious_murders/famous/menendez/17c.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 14 September 2006 18:10 (eighteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fluxblog LOL

― Really cool, wickedly cool, cooly cool bon apetit! (ex machina), Thursday, 14 September 2006 18:18 (eighteen years ago)

i think this thread needs a respectable picture of me:

http://www.cutty.org/drums.jpg

thank you.

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 14 September 2006 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

vanity, thy name is cutty

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 14 September 2006 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

if i were vain i'd take down every embarassing picture of me that you guys love.

but i do it for the roffles.

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 14 September 2006 18:56 (eighteen years ago)

swabbing your shaved asscrack with moist towelettes has nothing to do with vanity?

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 14 September 2006 19:02 (eighteen years ago)

it's called hygiene

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 14 September 2006 19:03 (eighteen years ago)

AMEN

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 14 September 2006 19:11 (eighteen years ago)

i am baffled by your newfangled standards of hygiene

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 14 September 2006 19:15 (eighteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/58/184080532_3ae1175649.jpg?v=0

CLEAN BOOBIES?

― JEW TO THE BOARD (ddb1), Thursday, 14 September 2006 19:17 (eighteen years ago)

durrty pillows

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 14 September 2006 19:18 (eighteen years ago)

aww chaki deleted his message about shaving ass cracks

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Thursday, 14 September 2006 19:18 (eighteen years ago)

I ain't heard cutty's band, but I see we can add M.P. to the Army of Overrating Andrew Bujalski.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 14 September 2006 19:20 (eighteen years ago)

no lol on the re-read

― chaki (chaki), Thursday, 14 September 2006 19:23 (eighteen years ago)

You know how New York drummers are basically required to make their eighth notes sound as labored as possible? This guy's a pro.

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Thursday, 14 September 2006 19:28 (eighteen years ago)

Web-crawlers should no longer index this page.

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 14 September 2006 19:29 (eighteen years ago)

MUST READ:
Are today's Iron & Wine fans yesterday's Pavement fans?

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 17 September 2006 05:26 (eighteen years ago)

he really is permanently camped out on fiery furnace's nutsack, isn't he?

― señor citizen (eman), Sunday, 17 September 2006 13:01 (eighteen years ago)

Gear seems to totally understand what I mean by 'borecore.'

-- Matthew Perpetua (fluxequalsra...), June 22nd, 2004 3:03 PM. (Matthew Perpetua)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 17 September 2006 13:50 (eighteen years ago)

10 minutes of my life I'll never get back.

-- ddb (eg0nkru...) (webmail), June 22nd, 2004 4:15 PM. (ddb) (link)

OTM

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Sunday, 17 September 2006 14:05 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

or in other words any chance perpetua could ease off on the smug certainty? perhaps smoke monster takes umbrage to ridiculously confident corrections of peoples random speculation about things that might happen in future episodes of A TV SHOW...seriously I've never seen such self importance about SPECULATION in my life....I was wondering why the Lost threads had been so much fun. what a pompous fool!
-- Ronan (ronan.fitzgerald6NOSPA...), Saturday 1:54 PM. (Ronan) (later)

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perpetua has always stained these threads--first with ignorance, then with pompous fluxbog-arrogance
-- cutty (holle...), Saturday 3:36 PM. (mcutt)

OTM

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Monday, 6 November 2006 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

he's got a boner for my lady

― Dr. Alicia D. Titsovich (sexyDancer), Monday, 6 November 2006 21:33 (eighteen years ago)

did he blog about it?

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Monday, 6 November 2006 21:34 (eighteen years ago)

on his own flux blog

― Dr. Alicia D. Titsovich (sexyDancer), Monday, 6 November 2006 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

roffle:

Excepter "Op Pop" - Excepter's performance was technically improvised, but within a set of parameters that included two additional members on stage -- a dark haired woman who read a poem along with the music for the first few minutes of the set but then mostly sat down and witnessed the performance while remaining part of its physical expression, and a blonde woman who sat in on flute and saxophone. The latter player was crucial to the tone of the performance, with her contributions forming a more direct textural connection to the group's free jazz ancestry, and recurring as a formal element in sampled form when she was not playing the instrument. As with "Op Pop" from their album Alternation, their performance at the Hiro Ballroom suggested lateral progression by mixing textural elements in and out of the sonic muck. The structure of the piece was fluid in a figurative sense, but implied actual liquidity with its sound often mimicking the sensation of hearing loud music while submerged in water. The fact that it was often difficult to discern exactly what the band was doing with their miscellaneous keyboards, gadgets, and mixing boards was greatly beneficial to their performance, making it so that it was never clear exactly how many of the sounds were being generated. Their indistinct movements and activities mystified their music in a way that is not possible with traditional instruments. Unsurprisingly, my eyes gravitated toward the players who were making sounds that were the most easily identified, though in fairness it's a bit more exciting to watch John Fell Ryan freak out with a megaphone or a gorgeous blonde woman play the flute than to observe a couple guys in the back who appear to be repairing a sampler.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 6 November 2006 21:40 (eighteen years ago)

I can't argue with him

― Dr. Alicia D. Titsovich (sexyDancer), Monday, 6 November 2006 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

i dunno man, nathan's pretty hot too.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 6 November 2006 21:49 (eighteen years ago)

I'm bummed I missed nu-cepter :(

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Monday, 6 November 2006 21:53 (eighteen years ago)

this photog also seemed to miss Nathan handsomosity, but captured well the elegancity of the evening:
http://www.pbase.com/iamjack/hiro_ballroom

― Dr. Alicia D. Titsovich (sexyDancer), Monday, 6 November 2006 21:57 (eighteen years ago)

http://ct.pbase.com/o5/51/655151/1/69685635.FDbnBX27.Excepter.jpg
DELUXE.

― Dr. Alicia D. Titsovich (sexyDancer), Monday, 6 November 2006 21:59 (eighteen years ago)

y'know i think dan h. is handsome in his way, too. as is teh porkchoppe.

how did the hiro people treat ya?

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 6 November 2006 21:59 (eighteen years ago)

hiro? lotsa hospitality, nice stage manager, kinda wack sound, genius interior designer. seriously, the green room was green, inna jungle stylee. even the employee's hallway to the locker room was a dream in wood panelling detail-work

― Dr. Alicia D. Titsovich (sexyDancer), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:03 (eighteen years ago)

at the end of the night, I paid ten bucks for a highball, but it was the best highball I've ever had.

― Dr. Alicia D. Titsovich (sexyDancer), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:05 (eighteen years ago)

yeah i've been in that green room, it's nuts.

security guys tried to start shit with me there tho. lame.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:07 (eighteen years ago)

i had a dream i played a show with excepter (not on the same gig, in the band)

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:07 (eighteen years ago)

last night i dreamt i was on some huge mountain bike race in the american southwest and my front tire got wicked bent so I had to carry my bike across this red muddy valley

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:13 (eighteen years ago)

i had some weird weird dreams last night but can't remember them now! fuck.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:14 (eighteen years ago)

something compilicated involving a steamer ship and Mark E. Smith

― Dr. Alicia D. Titsovich (sexyDancer), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:16 (eighteen years ago)

^^^^ every night

― gbx (skowly), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:18 (eighteen years ago)

i think there was a james gang record in my dream.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:18 (eighteen years ago)

GOT STABBED, HURT TOO MUCH TO PULL OUT KNIFE, THEN I GOT UP FROM SEAT, KNIFE FELL OUT, I WAS RELIEVED, WOKE UP RELIEVED AGAIN.

― BONERTIME! (ddb1), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:19 (eighteen years ago)

man, so not going to teh fall tonight

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:20 (eighteen years ago)

xxpost: exactly

― Dr. Alicia D. Titsovich (sexyDancer), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:20 (eighteen years ago)

I had a dream 2 nights ago where I had this wicked huge cabin and there was a party and all my neighbors were actors who played hobbits and somehow I set Billy Boyd's front porch on fire and then ran back to my dream-cabin to post on dream-noize-bored haha thread: "LOL I just torched Pippin Took's porch!".

― polar bear flashback episode (nickalicious), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:20 (eighteen years ago)

OMG and Elijah Wood was eating a naked fat girl's pussy! WTF dream?

― polar bear flashback episode (nickalicious), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:21 (eighteen years ago)

i started having nuclear war dreams again. damn you kim jong.

― bo janglin (dubplatestyle), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:22 (eighteen years ago)

ya srsly, lay off BRAIN

― gbx (skowly), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:23 (eighteen years ago)

I had a dream that I dreamt that I had been kidnapped by a fucked up killer and his mutated brother and they were carving me up, after having been inspired by a movie. Then I woke up in a van on the way to the set for a movie I was starring in.

I WISH I WAS GOING TO THE FALL TONIGHT SO MUCH. :((((((

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:23 (eighteen years ago)

I HAD A DREAM PERPETUA RETRACTED HIS SHIT REVIEW OF MY UNRELEASED UNMASTERED DEMO TRACK

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:25 (eighteen years ago)

There was a six-month period a few years ago when Mark E. Smith's voice replaced my superego. Tough times for the (now ex)gf.

― Dr. Alicia D. Titsovich (sexyDancer), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:26 (eighteen years ago)

(xp) a piece of blueberry pie can make your dream come true

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:26 (eighteen years ago)

fuck perpetua, look at this awesomely awesomeness:
http://ct.pbase.com/g6/51/655151/2/69685628.RK27zySe.jpg

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:52 (eighteen years ago)

Forbidden

You don't have permission to access /g6/51/655151/2/69685628.RK27zySe.jpg on this server

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:54 (eighteen years ago)

He should take off that hat, his head is overheating.

― polar bear flashback episode (nickalicious), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:59 (eighteen years ago)

when you come to the fork in the road, take it.

― Dr. Alicia D. Titsovich (sexyDancer), Monday, 6 November 2006 23:00 (eighteen years ago)

in fairness it's a bit more exciting to watch John Fell Ryan freak out with a megaphone or a gorgeous blonde woman play the flute than to observe a couple guys in the back who appear to be repairing a sampler.

He wants her to play his flute, amirite.

― Beth S. (Ex Leon), Monday, 6 November 2006 23:07 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.xs4all.nl/~pwitteve/on%20the%20vet

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Monday, 6 November 2006 23:08 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.xs4all.nl/~pwitteve/birdiegr.jpg

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Monday, 6 November 2006 23:09 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.xs4all.nl/~pwitteve/Where%27s%20my%20burger.jpg

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Monday, 6 November 2006 23:09 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.xs4all.nl/~pwitteve/donkeygirl.jpg
"Yes, I am the only woman here without a scarf or burkah. But, am I a woman?"

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Monday, 6 November 2006 23:09 (eighteen years ago)

The latest mammal extinction may be the Western black rhino (Diceros bicornis longipes). The World Conservation Union (IUCN) announced on 7 July 2006 that this subspecies has been tentatively declared as extinct.

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Monday, 6 November 2006 23:11 (eighteen years ago)

Fearing the worst, Spanish biologists captured the last Pyrenean Ibex in spring 1999 and took a tissue sample from her ear.

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Monday, 6 November 2006 23:12 (eighteen years ago)

***SPOILER ALERT***
Matthew Perpetua = Dwight Schrute!!
^^^^

-- BONERTIME! (BONERTIME...), Thursday 9:17 P

i dont know who dwight schrute is. but i know who dwight schultz is, and this makes a weird sense, so im not going to spoil it by googling that other guy

― -- (688), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 00:31 (eighteen years ago)

two months pass...

hmm

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 21:28 (eighteen years ago)

never before has this idiot picture been put to such good use.

kudos sir!

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 21:29 (eighteen years ago)

i was rereading this thread this morning but didn't bump it. so many roffles.

― the kwisatz bacharach (sanskrit), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 22:19 (eighteen years ago)

six months pass...

USS New York

It was built with 24 tons of scrap steel from the World Trade Center .

It is the fifth in a new class of warship - designed for missions that include special operations against terrorists. It will carry a crew of 360 sailors and 700 combat-ready Marines to be delivered ashore by helicopters and assault craft.

Steel from the World Trade Center was melted down in a foundry in Amite , LA to cast the ship's bow section. When it was poured into the molds on Sept. 9, 2003, "those big rough steelworkers treated it with total reverence," recalled Navy Capt. Kevin Wensing, who was there. "It was a spiritual moment for everybody there."

Junior Chavers, foundry operations manager, said that when the trade center steel first arrived, he touched it with his hand and the "hair on my neck stood up." "It had a big meaning to it for all of us," he said. "They knocked us down. They can't keep us down. We're going to be back."

The ship's motto? "Never Forget"

Please keep this going so everyone can see what we are made of in this country

― am0n, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 17:53 (seventeen years ago)

that's nice but WHERE'S OUR FUCKING FREEDOM NEEDLE?

― sexyDancer, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 18:17 (seventeen years ago)

Please keep this going so everyone can see what we are made of in this country

Scrap steel?

― John Justen, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 18:29 (seventeen years ago)

It'd take a LOT for me to want to read Punisher comics. I appreciate crazy over the top stuff, but I think I'd really rather read something with a lot of teenage melodrama or something. That's more my speed lately.

-- Mr. Perpetua, Thursday, 9 August 2007 14:45 (3 hours ago) Link

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"lately"!

-- Jordan, Thursday, 9 August 2007 15:31 (2 hours ago) Link

― Ward Fowler, Thursday, 9 August 2007 18:05 (seventeen years ago)

three weeks pass...

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― John Justen, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 22:41 (seventeen years ago)

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― am0n, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 23:48 (seventeen years ago)

just post the pic ffs XD

― am0n, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 23:49 (seventeen years ago)

ugh every time this gets revived i am reminded of pepetuas crack

― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 23:51 (seventeen years ago)

http://img.citypages.com/imagebank/articles/26_1291/26_1291a13636_m18.jpg

image tagged from left to right Matthew Perpetua, Ham Sandwich.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 23:56 (seventeen years ago)

every time this gets revived i am reminded that we can't edit thread titles anymore. which is better than perpetuas crack, but still.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 23:59 (seventeen years ago)

ham
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― sanskrit, Thursday, 6 September 2007 00:49 (seventeen years ago)

wonder how he's takin' the urge layoff.

― hstencil, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:06 (seventeen years ago)

oh and

If this is the first Girls Aloud song you've ever heard, you need to know right away that it's not even the best, or even the most intense.

― hstencil, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:09 (seventeen years ago)

dude was laid off urge? for real?

i shouldnt say this as i don't know if its public info yet but i'm drunk -- ASAP has about a month left before it shutters. maybe you were thinking of that one? otherwise he loses his other paycheck soon.

― sanskrit, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:27 (seventeen years ago)

everybody was laid off urge, dude.

― hstencil, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:45 (seventeen years ago)

I am SHOCKED that urge didn't bring in tons of money lol

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 6 September 2007 03:50 (seventeen years ago)

The most basic appeal of the Smashing Pumpkins comes from the way Billy Corgan strips out the dull machismo from hard rock and replaces it with sensitive androgyny and ecstatic spirituality. Like a majority of the rock stars of the early '90s, Corgan rebelled against the dude-ness of his own genre, but thanks to the unavoidable femininity of his voice and his soft baby face, he was able to depart from tradition more dramatically than the more obviously masculine likes of Kurt Cobain and Eddie Vedder. Unsurprisingly, one of the most dramatic, joyous, and definitive moments in the entire sprawling Pumpkins catalog comes on "Frail and Bedazzled" when he declares "all I wanted was to be a man / but since I gave up / I FEEL FREE! / I FEEL FREE! / I FEEL FREE! / I FEEL FREE!," which each iteration of those last three words seeming increasingly emphatic and liberating.

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 18:27 (seventeen years ago)

hstuncil to thread

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 19:10 (seventeen years ago)

i remember being in need of a laugh and checking out urge to read me some jessica hopper. i couldn't get the thing to work, it wanted me to install a program or something. weird.

― sanskrit, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 19:16 (seventeen years ago)

I wonder if they had to turn in their Zunes when they got fired.

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 19:36 (seventeen years ago)

really guys, if you're gonna insult matthew something fierce on fluxblog, please don't sign in to the comments as me. i have a reputation to uphold. thanks.

― hstencil, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 19:39 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.chicagoreader.com/ xxp

― deej, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 19:39 (seventeen years ago)

I'm really displeased with the coverage that 9/12 has received.

― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 19:46 (seventeen years ago)

really guys, if you're gonna insult matthew something fierce on fluxblog, please don't sign in to the comments as me. i have a reputation to uphold. thanks.

-- hstencil, Wednesday, September 12, 2007 7:39 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

IRL CONSEQUENCES!

― bell_labs, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 19:50 (seventeen years ago)

Girls Aloud "Sexy! No No No..." - If this is the first Girls Aloud song you've ever heard, you need to know right away that it's not even the best, or even the most intense. While most mainstream and indie rock bands are busy mewling and meowing in this decade, Xenomania has been crafting loads of pumped-up pop songs for Girls Aloud and other UK pop acts that drastically exaggerate the dynamics of both rock and dance-pop to such extremes that it makes most everything else seem relatively flat and lifeless. Xenomania isn't just trying to do a catchy tune -- they want to hijack your body and throw you around, and keep pushing you to new levels of manic elation over the course of a three minute song. Girls Aloud may seem a bit blank on the surface, but the singers are ideally suited to Xenomania's material, especially in the way they convey catty contemptuousness and a creepy sort of chick-lit nihilism. (Click here to buy it from Amazon UK.)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b7/Pineapple_230.gif

― Curt1s is coming to Zwinktopia !, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 20:40 (seventeen years ago)

Can we blame Puff Daddy for all this? Once he stepped up to the platinum, MTV (and music in general, especially rap) followed suit: Cribs, Pimp My Ride, etc.
J. Mason | 09.10.07 - 10:36 pm | #

― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 21:38 (seventeen years ago)

Name: Matthew Perpetua
Network: New York, NY
Status: Matthew is really hoping that he sees that girl Katie again.

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 17 September 2007 00:34 (seventeen years ago)

FULL CIRCLE!!

September 13

Matthew is putting a little mustard on that mustard! 9:50am

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 17 September 2007 00:35 (seventeen years ago)

fluxblog has a posse

http://www.zunerama.com/graphics/tattoo-zune.jpg

― am0n, Monday, 24 September 2007 18:44 (seventeen years ago)

four months pass...

NEVER FORGET

These three form a kind of triumvirate of pre-9/11 fin de siecle extravagant house.

-- Spencer Chow, Thursday, January 31, 2008 9:07 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

― jaxon, Friday, 1 February 2008 18:22 (seventeen years ago)

I can't believe people got all Captain-save-a-psued over that.

― jim, Friday, 1 February 2008 18:36 (seventeen years ago)

http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v103/184/103/584240222/n584240222_836611_5678.jpg http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v132/184/103/584240222/n584240222_1157548_5223.jpg http://photos-222.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sctm/v129/184/103/584240222/n584240222_1460712_7440.jpg

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 3 February 2008 00:31 (seventeen years ago)

http://nohayrosasinespina.bitacoras.com/imagenes/peter_griffin.jpg

― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 3 February 2008 00:43 (seventeen years ago)

http://photos-222.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sctm/v129/184/103/584240222/n584240222_1460712_7440.jpg

Not a good look.

― Dom Passantino, Sunday, 3 February 2008 01:02 (seventeen years ago)

needs a scarf.

― sanskrit, Sunday, 3 February 2008 01:13 (seventeen years ago)

He hasn't the style to carry one off.

― Dom Passantino, Sunday, 3 February 2008 01:15 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

uncanny

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/03/25/chapter27.jpg

― sanskrit, Sunday, 30 March 2008 00:42 (seventeen years ago)

LOL

― johnny crunch, Sunday, 30 March 2008 00:53 (seventeen years ago)

Jared Leto gained 62 pounds to play the overweight Chapman by drinking microwaved pints of ice cream mixed with soy sauce and olive oil every night to bloat himself further.

^^ disgusting if true

― moonship journey to baja, Sunday, 30 March 2008 01:24 (seventeen years ago)

ewwww why not just eat lots of sundaes and fried chicken and stuff

― s1ocki, Sunday, 30 March 2008 17:22 (seventeen years ago)

THAT'S WHAT I WOULD DO IF I NEEDED TO GAIN WEIGHT FOR AN IMPORTANT ROLE.

― s1ocki, Sunday, 30 March 2008 17:23 (seventeen years ago)

i think he thinks he needs to be punished because of his face? but yeah, i don't get that at all.

― horseshoe, Sunday, 30 March 2008 18:13 (seventeen years ago)

ewwww why not just eat lots of sundaes and fried chicken and stuff

Because that might taste good, and he's really trying to get into the head of a messed-up dude that probably hates himself?

Sorry for the semi-serious answer. :\

― David R., Sunday, 30 March 2008 18:33 (seventeen years ago)

maybe he doesn't want to get into the habit of eating delicious fatty food all the time

― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 30 March 2008 19:26 (seventeen years ago)

i mean, dude probably ALSO ate fried chicken and delicious things

― 69, Sunday, 30 March 2008 19:40 (seventeen years ago)

before and after

― gr8080, Sunday, 30 March 2008 20:56 (seventeen years ago)

four years pass...

lol zing
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meizwe9MHE1qzrq97o1_500.jpg

― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 22:08 (twelve years ago)

oh damn

― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 22:11 (twelve years ago)

just got sonned by dude from Grizzly Bear

― mh, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 22:13 (twelve years ago)

fuck!

― before and after broscience (goole), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 22:13 (twelve years ago)

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 22:52 (twelve years ago)

that is beautiful.

― jed_, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 23:49 (twelve years ago)

since the original post is now gone

http://i.imgur.com/UxImH.png

― 乒乓, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 23:53 (twelve years ago)

omg @ that droste zing

― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 00:37 (twelve years ago)

also

ugh every time this gets revived i am reminded of pepetuas crack

― strongohulkington, Wednesday, September 5, 2007

― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 00:37 (twelve years ago)

steve shasta is the dude from grizzly bear and I claim my $5

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 00:39 (twelve years ago)

bahahahahahaaa

― i dream of booze pinata (jjjusten), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 17:19 (twelve years ago)

feel kind of bad for matty p there but his backpedaling is pretty hilarious

― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 17:24 (twelve years ago)

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5ysvpq8Nr1qb3mmfo1_500.jpg

― sanskrit, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 18:29 (twelve years ago)

one year passes...

http://i.imgur.com/MhjCqiR.gif

― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Thursday, 9 January 2014 20:17 (eleven years ago)

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