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Um, yeah, that's why the references were to activities requiring involvement. Now please stop pretending that voting is itself a noble, meaningful act. Not to retread ye political threads of 2004, but voting is the absolute least amount of effort you can put into political activity short of staying home. On a scale of 1-10 in activity and involvement, voting is .3.

Plz to stop patting self on back, Mr. Voter Man.

Any given hour of volunteer work that Scott (or anyone else) has ever done outweighs a lifetime of voting.

-- milo z (wooderso...)

to whom, St. Peter?

-- Zwan (anthonyisrigh...)

― and what (ooo), Monday, 25 September 2006 22:51 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm being serious here: stop being a destructive arsehole. I don't want to get moderators involv- no, wait, I do. I want you tossed out of here because I can't fucking post anything withour your punk ass interfering with your unfunny bullshit and your personal attacks.

-- Nate Patrin (natepatrin550...) (webmail), September 26th, 2002 1:27 AM. (link)


hey how about instead you eat my ass you clueless cum bubble

-- simon trife ($$2...) (webmail), September 26th, 2002 1:31 AM. (simon_tr) (link)

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Monday, 25 September 2006 23:26 (eighteen years ago) link

* Got a letter from the government the other day.
* Most of his heroes don't appear on no stamps.

* Once told a rabbi to get off the rag.

* Never really had a gun.

-- and what (an...), September 25th, 2006 7:07 PM. (ooo) (link)


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Half of these are useless! more like "I Love Puns"
-- Andrzej B. (ww_sketche...), September 25th, 2006 7:09 PM

― geoff (gcannon), Monday, 25 September 2006 23:29 (eighteen years ago) link

the guy that sits next to me at work is named J0hnathan Z1ng

― jaxon (jaxon), Monday, 25 September 2006 23:31 (eighteen years ago) link

is he really funny in a timely manner?

― gear (gear), Monday, 25 September 2006 23:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Ethan, are you confusing kingfish and Huk?

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...)

...

-- Lars and Jagger (nicole.kessle...)

― and what (ooo), Monday, 25 September 2006 23:33 (eighteen years ago) link

(plz crosspost to nicole tribute thread)

― and what (ooo), Monday, 25 September 2006 23:33 (eighteen years ago) link

hahahaha

― H2-H4 (H2-H4), Monday, 25 September 2006 23:35 (eighteen years ago) link

I think I heard and All Saints track once, and I think I liked it.

-- Frank Kogan (edcasua...)


one for the sticker

-- Theorry Henry (miltonpinsk...)

― and what (ooo), Monday, 25 September 2006 23:43 (eighteen years ago) link

rofl

― Zwan (miccio), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 00:10 (eighteen years ago) link

I've never said that, you jerk off. Take your slander and stick it up your patootie. And anyway, at least I'm not so simple as to buy into the Dave Marsh horse sushi idea that "Louie Louie" created the lineage of the 60's rock canon.
So just go to bed Fred, your corporate masters have a big day planned for you tommorow...

-- Paul Edward Wagemann (PaulEdwardWageman...)

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 00:44 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.flabba.de/cdinfos/zing/zing.gif

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 01:13 (eighteen years ago) link

haha flabba

― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 01:18 (eighteen years ago) link

to be fair, i hadn't eaten anything that night, was drunk out of my mind, and her chinese restaraunt styrofoam container was still piping hot steam

-- mr. brojangles (mikeoptin...) (webmail), Today 2:43 PM. (sanskrit) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)


to be fair, your stomach probably has scabies now.

-- jaxon (jaso...) (webmail), Today 2:46 PM. (jaxon) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 17:50 (eighteen years ago) link

the Dave Marsh horse sushi idea

?????

sounds like some strongo newvo cuisine

― dmr (Renard), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 18:10 (eighteen years ago) link

TJ IS no good for vegan options

-- chaki (chaki.tim...)

HERE'S AN OPTION:

quit being such a fag

-- JW (jo...)

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 18:20 (eighteen years ago) link

horse sushi [basashi - meat sliced from the neck of horse and served raw]:

In Kobe:
http://static.flickr.com/27/46974643_ee7b25dcec.jpg

In Vancouver:
http://static.flickr.com/71/192710326_acd4ce0c78.jpg

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 18:38 (eighteen years ago) link

u wacky japanophile

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 18:57 (eighteen years ago) link

hey they eat that in italy too

― HUNTA-V (vahid), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 18:59 (eighteen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horse_meat

Horse meat has about 40% less calories than even the leanest beef, while supplying 50% more protein and up to 30% more iron. No instances of mad cow in horse.

Canada and Mexico, our wacky neighbors to the north and south, eat lots of horse...

...as do Argentina, Austria, Belgium, Chile, China, France, Germany, Iceland, Kakakhstan (no shit!), Mongolia, The Netherlands, Romania, Slovenia, Spain, Sweden and Switzerland.

The consumption of horse is taboo in primarily English speaking countries.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:36 (eighteen years ago) link

Kakakhstan

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Kahkastain oh Kahkastain

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:46 (eighteen years ago) link

bbbut what does it have to do with Louie Louie

― dmr (Renard), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:50 (eighteen years ago) link

That Frank-Theorry one kills me every time.

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:53 (eighteen years ago) link

oh yeah we eat tons of horse up here

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:57 (eighteen years ago) link

the best part is that the good meat is, as shasta says, on the neck, so you can ride-and-bite

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:57 (eighteen years ago) link

...at Le Cheval. Someday I will return.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:58 (eighteen years ago) link

trife: http://xxlmag.com/online/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/camron1.jpg
strongo: is that the guy from throbbing gristle?
trife: no thats cam'ron.

― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 20:13 (eighteen years ago) link

why do those pictures exist

― DUMBOCLAAT (eman), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 20:36 (eighteen years ago) link

ahaha, horse, ride-and-bite
i have eaten it - horseburgers! - but not raw

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 21:00 (eighteen years ago) link

one of my school's students was shot and killed last night.

-- polyphonic (polyphoni...) (webmail), Today 5:05 PM. (polyphonic) (later) (link)

The weird part was that he moved from San Francisco to Oakland to avoid getting mugged. TO OAKLAND.

-- polyphonic (polyphoni...) (webmail), Today 5:16 PM. (polyphonic) (later) (link)

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 21:26 (eighteen years ago) link

i don't know anything else about this incident beyond what's been said here - but i k1now enough to say with absolute assurance, this tragedy was caused by loopholes in gun laws.

-- Squirrel_Police (goblinatri...), September 28th, 2006.

you're still posting here only due to a loophole in banning

-- am0n (vvv...), September 28th, 2006.

― H2-H4 (H2-H4), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 22:17 (eighteen years ago) link

60. Doesn't have a cutesy name for her genitalia.
61. DEFINITELY doesn't feel the need to come up with a cutesy name for my genitalia.
-- John Justen

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aw, c'mon
-- boo berry


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MR. PEMBERTON
-- boo berry

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mr perpetua
-- sleep

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Chubby, pink, and having bad taste? No thanks.
-- John Justen

― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 28 September 2006 17:07 (eighteen years ago) link

good thread
-- and what (an...), September 28th, 2006 3:41 PM

― geoff (gcannon), Thursday, 28 September 2006 20:02 (eighteen years ago) link

48. willing to get vasectomy (or has already had one) because birth control is just as much a man's responsibility

-- service comedy (theundergroundhom...) (webmail), Today 5:05 PM. (JBR) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

re 48: too bad kenan is already taken, lol

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...) (webmail), Today 5:09 PM. (jaymc) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Thursday, 28 September 2006 22:57 (eighteen years ago) link

he has a boyfriend

― service comedy (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 29 September 2006 01:03 (eighteen years ago) link

also why did you choose the phrase '30 packs'? i'm curious to what wheels turned when that 'fell out of your ass', also what wheels turned when you decided on the phrase 'falling out of your ass', also why you felt the need to deploy sexual imagery 3 times in your 'zinger' - "i need to know!" i'm also curious as to what drives you and morbius to continue posting here - i can't imagine it's 'i like the conversation' and god knows it's not 'i like the folx there and they like me' cuz i'd guess neither of you could find five threads either of you posted on more than four times that didn't eventually feature the majority of the posters on said thread calling you douchebags, i could be wrong i don't know. who do you like here? who likes you? name names - "i need to know!" i'm curious in what drives a man to post on a messageboard filled with people he doesn't like that like him even less. i don't think it's trolling but i can't figure out exactly what it is. not trying to 'zing' you here (i'd've accused you of shooting zesty ones out of your cock or buying 27 packs of stroh's or something - hit em up oops style), sincerely interested (perhaps, yes, if only to answer why do I continue posting here?). i'd ask others why they bother to engage morbius or oops but i've been there so i sorta understand the impulse.

-- j blount (jamesbloun...) (webmail), November 12th, 2005 2:59 AM. (papa la bas) (link)

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Sunday, 1 October 2006 16:37 (eighteen years ago) link

with all the bickering, i used to think morbs had the hots for ally.
then jaymc clued me in.

― chakra khan chakra khan (sanskrit), Sunday, 1 October 2006 22:44 (eighteen years ago) link

who needs to see them when you can hear them from three blocks away?

-- kephm (dogtheprophe...)


uh, puerto rican girls or kate masonicboom wearing corduroy pants?

-- chakra khan chakra khan (mikeoptin...)

― and what (ooo), Monday, 2 October 2006 02:58 (eighteen years ago) link

it was all those coke dealers at the barn dances what brought it on

-- Shakey Mo Collier (audiobo...), October 2nd, 2006 1:30 PM. (Shakey Mo Collier) (later)

Too soon.

-- Thermo Thinwall (tupac.chopr...), October 2nd, 2006 1:32 PM. (Thermo Thinwall) (later)

It's always too soon for unfunny remarks.

-- cousin larry bundgee (bge...), October 2nd, 2006 1:34 PM. (bundgee)

― am0n (am0n), Monday, 2 October 2006 18:05 (eighteen years ago) link

I left the movie having laughed a lot, but not having sighed with whimsical recognition as much as I think the main character would have wanted me to. I left with the feeling that I wouldn't want to spend five minutes around this insanely self-involved dude. What a perfectly intolerable "creative" type.

But the movie never tries to deny that Stephan is insufferable. He's bloody creepy, and the love interest Stephanie tells him so (after he breaks into her apartment!), along with a lot of other good advice, like that he needs to develop a thicker skin. The movie indulges in the childishness of its subject, but it does not ever condone it.

I once knew people like Stephan. I don't anymore. I wonder if they're still out there making insane asses of themselves and completely failing to connect to other people.

-- always crashing in other people's cars (fluxion2...), September 27th, 2006 1:07 AM. (kenan)

http://www.hbc.fi/sture/hallitus/Hallitus-Tuomas.jpg

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), September 27th, 2006 1:19 AM. (papa la bas)

― am0n (am0n), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 02:04 (eighteen years ago) link

If I was in your house I would take my mini behringer mixer and as many playback sources as I could find and play fennesz through the two stereo channels, then put that Orioles Road To The Pennant record on channels 1&2 and run them through pitch delay/chorus on the sends

-- TOMBOT (tombo...) (webmail), October 3rd, 2006 10:45 AM. (TOMBOT) (later) (link)

tom that is the worst pickup line i've ever seen

-- mango selassie (teenagequie...) (webmail), October 3rd, 2006 10:48 AM. (teenagequiet) (later) (link)

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 14:06 (eighteen years ago) link

[09:15] fogindex: do you mind if i blog?
[09:15] orion0014: sort of.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 15:17 (eighteen years ago) link

[10:13] fogindex: what are you wearing
[10:14] hstencil23: mets carlos beltran t-shirt.
[10:14] fogindex: take it off
[10:14] hstencil23: no.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 16:15 (eighteen years ago) link

someone on Facebook tried to bro rape me last weekend!
-- like murderinging (mi...), October 3rd, 2006 2:43 PM. (modestmickey) (later) (link)


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it's not all about you, y'know
-- a name means a lot just by itself (lfamula...), October 3rd, 2006 2:53 PM. (lfam) (later) (link)


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they sure taught you good values in the boy scouts
-- like murderinging (mi...), October 3rd, 2006 3:10 PM. (modestmickey) (later) (link)

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:15 (eighteen years ago) link

hahahaha

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:18 (eighteen years ago) link

what's going on here?

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:44 (eighteen years ago) link

if fucking search would work, i could post the thread i started about losing my friend to christ
-- jaxon (gnarls.in.charg...), Today 3:11 PM. (jaxon)

it may be against work policy, but you should try using google.

-- Steve Shasta (steveshast...) (webmail), Today 6:13 PM. (Steve Shasta) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

― chakra khan chakra khan (sanskrit), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 00:55 (eighteen years ago) link

52-54 "fuck me in the ass then ignore me" bothers me for some reason.

-- milo z (wooderso...) (webmail), October 3rd, 2006 9:56 PM. (mlp) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 02:56 (eighteen years ago) link

WTF? context?

― HUNTA-V (vahid), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 03:13 (eighteen years ago) link

go read boyfriend wishlist. too stoned to c/p

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 03:15 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.fullpassport.com/Trip2004/images4/zoomonkey.jpg

― blood bitch (blood bitch), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 13:05 (eighteen years ago) link

sorry i was on a roll

― blood bitch (blood bitch), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 13:20 (eighteen years ago) link

History Of Detroit
Compiled By - Laurent Garnier
1-01 Stooges - No Fun (5:18)
1-02 Aretha Franklin - Rock Steady (3:15)
1-03 Temptations - Plastic Man (5:59)
1-04 Funkadelic - Bettino’s Bounce (3:40)
1-05 Carl Craig - No More Words (6:52)
1-06 Jeff Mills - Utopia (4:19)
1-07 BFC - Galaxy (6:41)
1-08 Arpanet - NTT DoCoMo (4:38)
1-09 D.I.E - Get Up (4:53)
1-10 Dabrye - Game Over (3:41)

Influences & Developments
Compiled By - Carl Craig
2-01 Visage - Frequency 7 (5:05)
2-02 Kano - It's A War (6:53)
2-03 Yello - No More Words (3:58)
2-04 Alexander Robotnick - Dance Boy Dance (5:09)
2-05 Art Of Noise - Beat Box (Diversion 1) (8:32)
2-06 Nitzer Ebb - Join In The Chant (5:28)
2-07 Capricorn (3) - I Need Love (Instrumental) (6:14)
2-08 Black Dog - Virtual (9:58)
2-09 Balil - Nort Route (5:16)
2-10 Choice - Acid Eiffel (13:29)

-- HUNTA-V (vfoz...), September 26th, 2006 4:47 AM. (vahid)

UH

-- HUNTA-V (vfoz...), September 26th, 2006 4:47 AM. (vahid)

THIS SUCKS

-- HUNTA-V (vfoz...), September 26th, 2006 4:48 AM. (vahid)

― am0n (am0n), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 15:42 (eighteen years ago) link

2376. heartbroken. i think. i don't know what's going on.

-- like murderinging (mi...), October 5th, 2006 12:14 PM. (modestmickey) (later)

that sucks dude. :(

maybe leave the house for a while. go for a walk or something.

-- ^@^ (^@^), October 5th, 2006 12:15 PM. (map) (later)

― electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Thursday, 5 October 2006 01:27 (eighteen years ago) link

rofffflees i was so gonna post that.


― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Thursday, 5 October 2006 02:53 (eighteen years ago) link

better than the normal house arrest jokes. A+++++ will chuckle slightly again.

― like murderinging (modestmickey), Thursday, 5 October 2006 03:25 (eighteen years ago) link

We're laughing at you not with you

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Thursday, 5 October 2006 03:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Goddamnit beaten to the punch.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Thursday, 5 October 2006 04:04 (eighteen years ago) link

that sounded way more callous than I meant it to! seriously though dude what do you get out of ILX?

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Thursday, 5 October 2006 04:07 (eighteen years ago) link

i like to find out about new music here. every single post i make, no matter how little it may actually relate to it, some asshole trying to be gear or jess or whoever has to respond with a house arrest/copyright infringement/belly button ring joke. i figure it's better to just embrace it. i mean, what, as if every time some unfunny asshole posts "ysi?" i go cry into my pillow? i could give two shits. fuck you all. it's amusing.

― like murderinging (modestmickey), Thursday, 5 October 2006 14:11 (eighteen years ago) link

Lots of good music on the Noise Board "zing" thread, yep.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 5 October 2006 14:14 (eighteen years ago) link

belly button ring joke?

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 5 October 2006 14:19 (eighteen years ago) link

zing!
xpost

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Thursday, 5 October 2006 14:21 (eighteen years ago) link

I'd much rather see A BULGE than see someone's pants.

A bulge is mildly erotic. Seeing some indie kid's studenty manky grey knickers hanging out of their trousers is a total harshbuzz to my clit-on.

-- Three In A Bed Socks Romp (kate)


" harshbuzz to my clit-on"

wtf!?

you're like my anti-christ.

-- sunny successor (katharine)

― sleep (sleep), Friday, 6 October 2006 12:41 (eighteen years ago) link

omg hahahahahaha
sunny is the greatest

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Friday, 6 October 2006 16:15 (eighteen years ago) link

it's hard to believe there is somebody so cool!

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 6 October 2006 16:18 (eighteen years ago) link

i wrote oh wrinklepaws in the bathroom of the library once under some political rant

-- a name means a lot just by itself (lfamula...)

the most hilarious comedic scandal to hit oberlin since the notorious reference desk instant messaging, i'm sure

-- like murderinging (mi...)

― and what (ooo), Sunday, 8 October 2006 20:38 (eighteen years ago) link

mickey has been sonning lf lately

― chakra khan chakra khan (sanskrit), Sunday, 8 October 2006 23:05 (eighteen years ago) link

i met you yesterday.
you're caleb's friend.
weird.

-- disappointing goth fest line-up (dr.carl.saga...) (webmail), Yesterday 9:36 PM. (orion) (later) (link)


Yes, I am Caleb's friend. Are you his friend who has many instruments (supposedly) and (supposedly) can't play them?

-- Andi Headphones (andimagsmusi...) (webmail), Today 1:48 PM. (Andi Headphones) (later) (link)

― chakra khan chakra khan (sanskrit), Sunday, 8 October 2006 23:06 (eighteen years ago) link

i'm not sweating mickey

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Sunday, 8 October 2006 23:42 (eighteen years ago) link

if i was stuck at home all day and unable to download new musics i'd be coming up with good zingers too

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Sunday, 8 October 2006 23:43 (eighteen years ago) link

try it

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Sunday, 8 October 2006 23:49 (eighteen years ago) link

Try Eco's Foucault's Pendulum instead. It will take a while and that is the point.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...)

That's the point? Why not just read the phonebook then?

-- Alba (albab...)

That's not an idea for one of your stupid records, by the way.

-- Alba (albab...)

― and what (ooo), Monday, 9 October 2006 03:38 (eighteen years ago) link

haha

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Monday, 9 October 2006 03:39 (eighteen years ago) link

lol

― sleep (sleep), Monday, 9 October 2006 03:40 (eighteen years ago) link

gahahah ownerd

― am0n (am0n), Monday, 9 October 2006 04:59 (eighteen years ago) link

WOW

― chakra khan chakra khan (sanskrit), Monday, 9 October 2006 13:27 (eighteen years ago) link

does anyone remember the one from this summer that went:


Ned: I am taking a break from playing music on the computer

PappaWheelie: So it's just the sound of your fingers clacking on ILX for 16 hours a day?

can't find it on search, might have been expunged from the record.

― chakra khan chakra khan (sanskrit), Monday, 9 October 2006 13:35 (eighteen years ago) link

I prefer your sitcom scripts to your music writing, DL.

-- Sadly, he will be the next Alexis Petridish. (juror...), October 11th, 2006 1:49 AM. (Dom Passantino) (later) (admin) (userip)

― electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 02:20 (eighteen years ago) link

In every vagina ever

1. Sand
2. Blood

-- The Real Esteban Buttez (estiebuttez...), October 10th, 2006 7:30 AM


3. Esteban's "calling card"

-- teh_kit (kittenslikemil...), October 10th, 2006 7:30 AM. (g-kit)


Sorry, "the_kit", but you presence isn't required until "In every shitty thread ever"!

-- The Real Esteban Buttez (estiebuttez...), October 10th, 2006 7:34 AM. (EstieButtez1)

― HUNTA-V (vahid), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 05:20 (eighteen years ago) link

hah. this weekend i met a friend's girlfriend for the first time. she's a resident doctor in girlie parts in ny. i asked her if she ever see's patients with sand in their vaginas

― jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 06:00 (eighteen years ago) link

did she get creeped out?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 13:14 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah, she didn't get the joke. (she probably had sand in hers)

― jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 17:49 (eighteen years ago) link

less memes more ned zings

― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:01 (eighteen years ago) link

there was a ned sideburns zing somewhere i tried to find but no dice

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:04 (eighteen years ago) link

oh god, fuck nanowrimo

― ^@^ (map), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:12 (eighteen years ago) link

ned + no editing = my everest

― ^@^ (map), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:14 (eighteen years ago) link

he has this on his webpage

http://kuci.org/~nraggett/bird-winner-100.jpghttp://kuci.org/~nraggett/nanowrimo2003_winner_icon.jpg

heres his novel http://kuci.org/~nraggett/gordon/

― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:22 (eighteen years ago) link

Chapter 1

It was a warm night, as well it should be. Given that it was summer and all

http://www.jimgaston.com/snoopy/snoopy_typewriter.gif

― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:23 (eighteen years ago) link

It was a warm night, as well it should be. Given that it was summer and all.

haha xpost

― ^@^ (map), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:23 (eighteen years ago) link

omg i shit you not its a code-based conspiracy thriller set in rome

― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:24 (eighteen years ago) link

Not as good as: http://www.hawaii.edu/powerkills/NH.HTM

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:26 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.hawaii.edu/powerkills/NPP.FINALIST.HTM

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:28 (eighteen years ago) link

Nightingale nodded, and gesturing to the others said, "With the assistance of these fine people -- and for a share of the profits, in the form of selections of what we are acquiring -- I am going to rob the most exclusive stamp collection in the world. That of the Vatican."

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Ned's second chapter begins with a chat-room transcript.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:29 (eighteen years ago) link

i swear to god he's the only man alive to still maintain a personal home page

― ^@^ (map), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:30 (eighteen years ago) link

A dude w/ bookjacket covers that shd feature Michael Dudikoff SHOULD be nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:31 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.politicsnj.com/plagiarism.gif

― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:31 (eighteen years ago) link

From chat room #philatelyrox:

HingeLord: U kno it wll be the best
Serrated: Fuck you! Tha shit iz played. Argentina 1950 complete set iz da bomb.
Angelus: Can't you people talk calmly?
HingeLord: Angelus, u are so old.
CancelMaster: You're always complaining
Angelus: A bit of restraint wouldn't go amiss.
SlyStampCat: He's right, but for the wrong reasons.
HingeLord: Haha, I knu Cat would step in.
STAMPGOD has joined.
STAMPGOD: HeY! I aM lOoKiNg FoR cOoL sTaMp WaReZ!
HingeLord: Stupid nubie.
UpsideDownPlane has joined.
UpsideDownPlane: OMFG!
Serrated: Whut, UDP?
UpsideDownPlane: http://www.gordonnightingale.com/new/greenland1915/
HingeLord: Not him again.
Serrated: Shut up, HL, you're jealous.
UpsideDownPlane: READ THE LINK
Angelus: Can't get through.
SlyStampCat: Yeah, traffic crunch or something -- oh, hold on...
STAMPGOD: GoRdOn NiGhTiNgAlE rOxOrS!
HingeLord: Go away!
Serrated: Holy...
UpsideDownPlane: See?
Angelus: He can't be serious.
SlyStampCat: He's usually been right before.
HingeLord: He's already had it verified by InterStampPol too.
Angelus: A SECOND Greenland 1915 black polar bear stamp? UNCANCELLED?
HingeLord: Haha, Angelus might actually swear now.
SlyStampCat: Doesn't say anything about where he got it. Zingh must be going nuts right now, I'll bet. She's no longer the only one.
Angelus: Yes...hm.
HingeLord: Her guards will let people in now for free haha.
Angelus: I'm going to have to talk to some people about this.
Angelus has departed.
Serrated: Fuckin' fool. He's just talking to his bankers.
SlyStampCat has departed.
CancelMaster: What, is everyone leaving?
STAMPGOD: I'm HeRe!!!
HingeLord: DIE.

― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:32 (eighteen years ago) link

Tha shit iz played. Argentina 1950 complete set iz da bomb.

― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:32 (eighteen years ago) link

Teletubbies -- amazing, how drug use can create such wondrous things as acid rock, rave/techno, and these guys.

― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:34 (eighteen years ago) link

Nightingale and Ivey had returned to the mansion, and as it turned out -- to Ivey's surprise but evidently not to Nightingale's -- that a fair amount of the attendees had joined them and were still joining them, and not merely from the select dinner table either.

― ^@^ (map), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:34 (eighteen years ago) link

PLZTONOMOMO

― ^@^ (map), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:34 (eighteen years ago) link

i haven't even looked at it yet, so i hope nobody takes this the wrong way, but is this one of those things that's supposed to be bad / bad-on-purpose??

― HUNTA-V (vahid), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:34 (eighteen years ago) link

"I call it...Billy and the Cloneasarus."

― shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:37 (eighteen years ago) link

From chatroom #philatelyrox:

HingeLord: What's happening at the Festival?
Serrated: Don't know, something about a bomb
CancelMaster: Who'd be crazy enough to do that?
UpsideDownPlane: Something got past InterStampPol.
Angelus: I always thought they were overrated.
Serrated: Fuck U, Angelus, get the stick out of your ass.
Angelus: * sighs * -- are you ever going to grow up?
Serrated: Only when you shut up.
CancelMaster: Not again, cut the crap.
STAMPGOD: BoMbS! cOoL!
HingeLord: Speaking of growing up...
UpsideDownPlane: Hey, that's weird?
HingeLord: What?
UpsideDownPlane: Report just came in, Nightingale's exhibit is closed.
CancelMaster: Huh? Why?
UpsideDownPlane: Hold on...something about an emergency, Nightingale was called away.
Angelus: Was he. I have to wonder.
Serrated: Don't think too hard, you might hurt yourself.
Angelus: I can deal with your obnoxious quips, Serrated, stop trying to impress me.
Serrated: Whatever dude.
SlyStampCat has joined the chat.
SlyStampCat: Heya
HingeLord: Hi SSC!
Angelus: Greetings.
STAMPGOD: SlYsTaMpCaT! YoU R HoTT!
SlyStampCat: Sorry, no time for little boys today.
Serrated: Haha.
UpsideDownPlane: lol
SlyStampCat: Reporting in from the Festival
HingeLord: Hey yeah, what's the haps?
SlyStampCat: Bunch of Russian stamps got shredded by a small bomb, they're already blaming everyone from the Mafia to Checnyans.
CancelMaster: Ouch
SlyStampCat: But the weird thing...
HingeLord: Yes?
Serrated: So weird not even SSC can report it!
SlyStampCat: Sorry, I was distracted by something. Weird thing is out front, they found somebody dead.
CancelMaster: Who?
SlyStampCat: Not sure -- seemed to be some sort of priest, but he looked more like a bouncer.
Angelus: Hm, really.
HingeLord: Gotta be the Holy Office pulling some shit. Stupid fucktards.
Angelus: The Holy Office is more powerful than you know, HingeLord
Serrated: The Holy Office is run by some freaked out insane old guy, you know that Angelus. You seem to know a lot about it anyway!
CancelMaster: Yeah, Angelus, stop kissing his ass.
Angelus: I see I'm just going to be insulted again.
Angelus has left the chat.
HingeLord: Haha!
STAMPGOD: DoOd, ThAt GuY sUxOrS!
HingeLord: Not as much as you.

― ^@^ (map), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:43 (eighteen years ago) link

UNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

― ^@^ (map), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:43 (eighteen years ago) link

why are you two doing this to yourselves?

― shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:46 (eighteen years ago) link

lol

― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:48 (eighteen years ago) link

no special reason, just your garden-variety cocktail of boredom, stress and self-hatred

― ^@^ (map), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:48 (eighteen years ago) link

some serious zing deficiency going on here

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:49 (eighteen years ago) link

no, i think someone mentioned ned's sideburns a few posts back

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:53 (eighteen years ago) link

im getting bored of the whole variant question/same answer routine, so heres a little play for you all i call "Equally possible ILE threads: Two threads in two acts" (Pls allow for some creative license ie the unlikelyhood of the party in act two)


Act 1, Thread 1:

My neighbours are having a party again! Its loud!
-- Bee 1

Im SO sorry, Bee 1! How dreadful. *hugs!*
-- Bee 2

OMG!! They should burn in hell! Call the cops. Take it to the city. Youve got rights!
-- Bee 3

Yeah, but you don't have an apostophe. :P
-- HotGrammarCop (imustbeintelligentbecauseicanpunctuate@mommysaidso.org)

Show up at their door with a knife!
Better still...AN AXE!
-- Bee 4

LOL!!!!1!11 OMG You should totally do that.
-- Random Kiss Ass

Act 2, Thread 2:

Someone showed up at my door with an axe last night! I was having a party!
-- Bee 1

Im SO sorry, Bee 1! How dreadful. *hugs!*
-- Bee 2

OMG!! They should burn in hell! Call the cops. Take it to the city. Youve got rights!
-- Bee 3

Yeah, but you don't have an apostophe. :P
-- HotGrammarCop (imustbeintelligentbecauseicanpunctuate@mommysaidso.org)


You should have another party next weekend!
Better still...A LOUDER PARTY!
-- Bee 4

LOL!!!!1!11 OMG You should totally do that.
-- Random Kiss Ass

-- sunny successor (he hates my guts, we had a fight)

― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:54 (eighteen years ago) link

Did the stag film resemble your plans for Rachael Ray, Shakey?

-- milo z (wooderso...), Today 7:32 PM.

― GILLY'S BAGG'EAR VANCE OF COUPARI (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 19:07 (eighteen years ago) link

I was once involved with a nu-metaller-type bloke. He wanted to combine our tastes in music and call our offspring (ha! no pun intended) Zombie Jarvis. That would have totally rocked.

-- ailsa (ailsa_watson7...), October 22nd, 2003.

rocked a bag of dicks

-- oops (don'temailmenicelad...), October 22nd, 2003.

― autovac (autovac), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 20:08 (eighteen years ago) link

xxpost - that sunny post is a classic

― am0n (am0n), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 21:58 (eighteen years ago) link

24. Simpsons quote thread
25. Minor board member commiting suicide and being over-eulogised by people who didn't actually know who he was
26. Hilarious David Hasselhoff photos
27. Someone explaining what Godwin's Law is
-- Sadly, he will be the next Alexis Petridish. (juror...), October 11th, 2006 5:28 PM. (Dom Passantino) (later)

has 25 ever happened here?
-- electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsoun...), October 11th, 2006 5:36 PM. (electricsound) (later)

god willing.
-- shabba ranks (wt...), October 11th, 2006 5:38 PM. (dubplatestyle) (later)

^^REAL LULZ

― HUNTA-V (vahid), Thursday, 12 October 2006 06:14 (eighteen years ago) link

You two are like the Wonder Twins of ILM. Except your secret powers are "Form of a sexless shut in," and "shape of a virgin."
-- Mr. Que (pelagi...), October 12th, 2006 11:21 AM.

― geoff (gcannon), Thursday, 12 October 2006 17:13 (eighteen years ago) link

lolololololo

― am0n (am0n), Thursday, 12 October 2006 17:17 (eighteen years ago) link

haha where is that from?

― shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 12 October 2006 17:55 (eighteen years ago) link

i shouldn't encourage them but this had me laughing:

Is "catch a ride with a Yankee" the new "subsequentially meet the Brooklyn pavement"? I like it better than the old one, it's catchier, funnier, showing significant improvement. A-.

-- Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyza...) (webmail), Today 10:06 AM. (allyzay) (later) (link)

http://www.stlouiswalkoffame.org/images/phyllis-diller.gif
-- Dr Morbius (wjwe...) (webmail), Today 10:10 AM. (Dr Morbius) (later) (link)

― ▒█▄█ ▄▄▄ ▒█▄█ , Thursday, 12 October 2006 20:02 (eighteen years ago) link

'Marquee Moon' LP is overrated xpost

― sleep (sleep), Thursday, 12 October 2006 20:04 (eighteen years ago) link

'virgin' is just the greatest insult

― geoff (gcannon), Thursday, 12 October 2006 20:10 (eighteen years ago) link

You two are like the Wonder Twins of ILM. Except your secret powers are "Form of a sexless shut in," and "shape of a virgin."

-- Mr. Que (pelagi...), October 12th, 2006. (Mr.Que)

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 13 October 2006 14:46 (eighteen years ago) link

omg, someone already posted that and i didn't even look. i guess it was THAT funny.

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 13 October 2006 14:46 (eighteen years ago) link

who was that in reference to?

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Friday, 13 October 2006 14:51 (eighteen years ago) link

god, you're making me start to agree with TOMBOT ffs

-- cousin larry bundgee (bge...) (webmail), October 12th, 2006 4:58 PM. (bundgee) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Friday, 13 October 2006 15:03 (eighteen years ago) link

ANDWHAT: have you ever seen the in living color seinfeld sketch
SHIPLEY: i'm not sure
ANDWHAT: jim carrey as seinfeld & the fat guy as george
ANDWHAT: its on youtube
ANDWHAT: i highly recommend it
SHIPLEY: yeah this is good
SHIPLEY: why does George look like Newman, though
ANDWHAT: cmon in living color only had so many white dudes
SHIPLEY: isn't that djdee's blog
SHIPLEY: somanywhitedudes.com

― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 03:31 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WApgLmHh_gI

― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 03:32 (eighteen years ago) link

when people say "um, yeah," or "um, no" like milo at the top of this thread it's like the anti-zing.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 03:33 (eighteen years ago) link

*index fingers extended, thumbs touching*

― HUNTA-V (vahid), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 03:49 (eighteen years ago) link

go to hell, troll bitch from jersey.

-- Orbit (cstarrcstar...)

it's sort of comforting to think how many people worldwide are going to be laughing at that.

-- g--ff (misterhungr...)

― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 03:54 (eighteen years ago) link

http://media.musictoday.com/store/bands/1302/images/body_artist_image.jpg

― jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 03:58 (eighteen years ago) link

lol @ gov't names blogger saying my blog is full of white dudes.

― deej.. (deej..), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 14:44 (eighteen years ago) link

i am sort of amazed that people like "atomic dog" better
-- HUNTA-V (vfoz...), October 18th, 2006 3:04 AM. (vahid)


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I am sort of amazed at pretty much every opinion you have, Vahid, so I guess the feeling is mutual.

-- Matos-Webster Dictionary (michaelangelomato...), October 18th, 2006 3:25 AM. (M Matos)

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Thursday, 19 October 2006 00:27 (eighteen years ago) link

Dear diary,
it has been weeks since I was kicked out of the no wagemanns club. Today, like everyday, I plan to stand outside knocking on the door, saying anything that might come across as effective to those standing on the other side of the door. I know this will work.

once I regain access to the no wagemanns club, my insight will enlighten them to no end, as they are desperately in need of my work. They don't even know that rockism means liking rock music. they think it's some kind of bad word. where did they get this idea from? they need me.

tomorrow, i will continue knocking on the door and saying anything and everything to mock its members and regain entry.

diary, you are my best friend.

love,
wagemann
38, rockist soldier, from Illinois, likes big boobs

-- PappaWheelie: Giving out breaks to the needy since September 25th, 2006 (evieandjo...) (webmail), October 17th, 2006 9:18 AM. (later) (link)

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You're as stupid as him, no joke.

-- Eyeball Kicks (eyeballkick...) (webmail), October 17th, 2006 8:31 PM. (later) (link)

― gear (gear), Thursday, 19 October 2006 16:33 (eighteen years ago) link

that seinfeld parody was really lame.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 19 October 2006 16:43 (eighteen years ago) link

go watch gilmore girls or something

― and what (ooo), Thursday, 19 October 2006 17:12 (eighteen years ago) link

ok.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 19 October 2006 17:15 (eighteen years ago) link

less played jaymc bashing more zingers

― shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 19 October 2006 17:16 (eighteen years ago) link

Shakey Mo + internet connection = broken record

-- am0n (vvv...) (webmail), October 18th, 2006 10:33 AM. (later) (link)

― gear (gear), Thursday, 19 October 2006 17:22 (eighteen years ago) link

this is like a boomarang zinger

whatever dude, he rules and is my friend.
-- hstencil (hstenc!...), October 19th, 2006 2:43 PM. (hstencil) (admin) (userip)

myspace != real friends
-- roc u like a § (jo...), October 19th, 2006 3:03 PM. (ex machina) (admin) (userip)

says the boy who spent all day flirting with a myspace ho
-- sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (melissais...), October 19th, 2006 3:08 PM. (tehresa) (admin) (userip)

― jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 19 October 2006 21:23 (eighteen years ago) link

when i read that on the thread it's on i actually went 'zing zing zing!' (not out loud)

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Thursday, 19 October 2006 21:31 (eighteen years ago) link

hstencil and I are much more like Statler & Waldorf at the peak of their storied virility.

-- Dr Morbius (wjwe...) (webmail), Today 9:10 AM. (Dr Morbius) (later) (link)

are those your gay childhood icons?

-- Dr. Alicia D. Titsovich (evi...) (webmail), Today 9:14 AM. (sexyDancer) (later) (link)

― ▒█▄█ ▄▄▄ ▒█▄█ , Friday, 20 October 2006 13:41 (eighteen years ago) link

one for the ages:

i need help with addresses (street or www)

-- a name means a lot just by itself (lfamula...), October 20th, 2006. (lfam) (later) (link) (admin)

Here you go, broski

-- jaxon (gnarls.in.charg...), October 20th, 2006. (jaxon) (later) (link) (admin)

Don't you work at yahoo?

-- gbx (polarbea...), October 20th, 2006. (skowly) (later) (link) (admin)

― ▒█▄█ ▄▄▄ ▒█▄█ , Friday, 20 October 2006 13:50 (eighteen years ago) link

If you master a tennis video game, you'll never be allowed to have sex period. *rimshot*

-- The GZeus (gzeusmant...) (webmail), October 20th, 2006 3:47 AM. (The GZeus)

So I take it you mastered a tennis game at an early age then?

-- Darramouss (darramous...) (webmail), October 20th, 2006 8:09 AM. (Darramouss ftw)

lol @ easy nerd zingers

― sleep (sleep), Friday, 20 October 2006 15:45 (eighteen years ago) link

is Nick Sylvester working for pitchfork again?
http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/page/track_reviews/38116/Wolf_Eyes_The_Driller#38116

-- a little knowledge can go a long way (lfamula...) (webmail)

He's like the Dane Cook for creepy undergrad Harvard girls.

-- GILLY'S BAGG'EAR VANCE OF COUPARI (ca...) (webmail)

― ▒█▄█ ▄▄▄ ▒█▄█ , Sunday, 22 October 2006 23:36 (eighteen years ago) link

A man wakes up in the morning and he says to his wife "Woman, you have three choices what you can do today, you can take it in the ass, you can come fishing with me or you can suck my dick", so his wife is shocked and says "Oh lord, I don't know dear, give me a few minutes to decide", so the man says "Ok I'm going down to get my fishing gear ready and when I come back you better have an answer". A few minutes later the man comes back up and says "Well?" so his wife says "I've decided I'll suck your dick", the guy is delighted and takes his knob out, but just as he's about to cum his wife takes his dick out of her mouth and shouts "thats disgusting, your dick tastes fucking awful", and he says "yeah the dog didnt fancy going fishing either".

-- Ronan (fitzge...)

What a horrible joke.

-- Tom (ebro...)

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:07 (eighteen years ago) link

hahah

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:12 (eighteen years ago) link

Someone should release a box called 100 High School Stage Bands From The Early 1970s Alone That Play Better Than The Shitty Indie Rock Band You Like

-- A-ron Hubbard (Hurtingchie...), October 24th, 2006. (Hurting) (later) (link)

how about 100 High School Stage Bands From The Early 1970s Alone That Play Better Than The Shitty Indie Rock Band You're In?

-- hstencil (hstenc!...), October 24th, 2006. (hstencil) (later) (link)

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 22:19 (eighteen years ago) link

http://erudition.org/archive/zing/zzlogo.gif

― sleep (sleep), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 22:41 (eighteen years ago) link

WOOAHHHHAAA~~~~!!! That logo just made me desplode up my pants!!!@#!@#!@ GWA GWA

― chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 22:55 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.tomheroes.com/images/COMICAD%20mpc%20zinger%20models.jpg

http://www.nicholasroussos.com/images/chocolate-zinger.jpg

http://www.alehouseinc.com/images/menupics/t_zingers.jpg

http://www.biffleys.com/Party%20Family/pictures/zingers.jpg

― am0n (am0n), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 01:57 (eighteen years ago) link

zingzang is for serious the best bloody mary mix ever.

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Thursday, 26 October 2006 03:48 (eighteen years ago) link

That first paragraph of that stylus piece is a clumsily-disguised plagiarism of an ILM post from our old friend gygax!.

-- Steve Shasta (steveshast...), October 25th, 2006 5:05 PM. (Steve Shasta) (later)


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Link?

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), October 25th, 2006 5:07 PM. (jaymc) (later)


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I was going to ask you actually...

-- Steve Shasta (steveshast...), October 25th, 2006 5:11 PM. (Steve Shasta) (later)

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Thursday, 26 October 2006 21:41 (eighteen years ago) link

Don't deny that you love to take car services!!!!! That's all I'm saying :D

-- roc u like a § (jo...), October 26th, 2006. (ex machina) (later) (link) (admin)

i wouldn't say i "love" to take car services. just that i do take them when i feel there's a need, ie. i'm super-drunk, or sick, or the l's down, or whatever. shouldn't be a point of contention, i think, unless you are creepily tracking my movements and putting them in your database, jaymc-style.


-- hstencil (hstenc!...), October 26th, 2006. (hstencil) (later) (link) (admin

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Thursday, 26 October 2006 23:38 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm posting this before someone else does:


You're a real twat though.

-- A-ron Hubbard (Hurtingchie...), October 26th, 2006.

You are only a fleshlight.

-- Portable Dorkness (butt.dickas...), October 26th, 2006.

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Friday, 27 October 2006 01:52 (eighteen years ago) link

I WISH YOU COULD QUIT US

-- estela (estelaisale...), October 26th, 2006 9:06 PM.

― the orchid and the wasp (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 27 October 2006 03:10 (eighteen years ago) link

I am just happy that EVERY TIME you use your NEW TOASTER which you LOVE SO MUCH you will always envision (for a short time, perhaps subconsciously) Leonard Nimoy, naked, Nude Spock, sticking his dick in your toaster.

Kind of puts a bad taste in your mouth, huh?

-- Portable Dorkness (butt.dickas...), October 26th, 2006.

I think A-Ron's kind of coming out ahead in the whole "imagine Nude Spock's dick in a toaster" game. We all are.

-- Euai Kapaui (tracerhan...), October 26th, 2006.

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Friday, 27 October 2006 03:14 (eighteen years ago) link

even better is when overweight people accuse others on the internet of being fatties

-- timmy tannin (timmytanni...) (webmail), Yesterday 11:21 PM. (pompous) (later) (link)

Paging Passatino...

-- Raw Patrick (rawsweate...) (webmail), Today 4:50 AM. (Raw Patrick) (later) (link)

― manute lol (sanskrit), Friday, 27 October 2006 15:06 (eighteen years ago) link

i just spent like 30 seconds trying to figure out what 'raging passantino' meant

― and what (ooo), Friday, 27 October 2006 16:57 (eighteen years ago) link

i think this thread proves that i am no more crepey than anyone else.
some clarifications:

1. my band is listened to most on last.fm because a lot of that was listening to rough mixes and premasters as we were putting the album together.

2. i was never "best buds" with oops in high school. we had a few classes together, but we ran with different crowds, and he was actually a pretty quiet dude. i am unapologetically friends with kenan, though.

3. i never actually gave that talk on "queering the canon" because it would've entailed expanding the very short paper i had written on the subject for a class, and i didn't think i could do much more with the topic. plus it was over xmas break, and i was lazy, etc. so i backed out.

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), May 3rd, 2006 10:25 AM. (jaymc) (admin) (userip)

No, you are absolutely more creepy than everyone else.
-- Steve Shasta (steveshast...), May 3rd, 2006 10:28 AM. (Steve Shasta) (admin) (userip)

― jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 27 October 2006 16:58 (eighteen years ago) link

i met jaymc in chicago and did not find him particularly creepy at all!

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 27 October 2006 17:03 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah, i like jaymc

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 27 October 2006 17:04 (eighteen years ago) link

"zinging" jaymc for being creepy is about as original and funny as jokes about mickey's navel jewelry or morbius being a drama-queen.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 27 October 2006 17:16 (eighteen years ago) link

oy vey.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 27 October 2006 17:25 (eighteen years ago) link

Who is the biggest Captain-Save-A-Cyber-Ho on ILX?

u guys did it, huh?

― jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 27 October 2006 17:29 (eighteen years ago) link

i like jaymc, and find it comforting that when the bomb drops, all that will be left of some of us are his files

― manute lol (sanskrit), Friday, 27 October 2006 17:30 (eighteen years ago) link

unless they hit chicago instead

― manute lol (sanskrit), Friday, 27 October 2006 17:31 (eighteen years ago) link

elmo stop being the acceptability police ffs, u r ruining these threads this week ;_;

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 27 October 2006 17:33 (eighteen years ago) link

STAGES OF HUMOUR

1) The joke is heard for the first time. It's funny. It remains funny for a little while thereafter.

2) The joke is played out. The repetition becomes predictable and the humour passes into non-humour.

3) The predictable repetition of the joke itself becomes funny, not the joke itself. Often times, the humour is achieved when the joke is unleashed in situations where it's not relevant. The humour lies in the joke's irrelevance to the situation at hand.

― gear (gear), Friday, 27 October 2006 17:38 (eighteen years ago) link

a) i don't think jaymc is creepy. i really don't think anything about him.
b) that joke was posted in may, at the height of the joke's funniness

― jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 27 October 2006 17:41 (eighteen years ago) link

ally, it's not unacceptable, just a bit tedious.

I GROW TIRED OF THESE "JOKES." THESE FOOLS BORE ME, DADDY, BRING ME NEW FOOLS. [/spoiled prince]

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 27 October 2006 17:46 (eighteen years ago) link

nice spelling moraine

xxpost

― and what (ooo), Friday, 27 October 2006 17:46 (eighteen years ago) link

what'd i misspell?

― jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 27 October 2006 17:53 (eighteen years ago) link

crepey

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Friday, 27 October 2006 18:01 (eighteen years ago) link

elmo stop being the acceptability police ffs, u r ruining these threads this week ;_;

-- Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyza...), October 27th, 2006 2:33 PM. (allyzay) (later) (userip)

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 27 October 2006 18:22 (eighteen years ago) link

(xxxxpost) tedious = any one of the emoticon threads

― am0n (am0n), Friday, 27 October 2006 20:21 (eighteen years ago) link

They should have fired Horatio Sanz about 5 years ago.

-- GILLY'S BAGG'EAR VANCE OF COUPARI (ca...) (webmail), October 1st, 2006 10:03 AM. (Ex Leon) (link)

He was like a one man excelsior thread.

-- GILLY'S BAGG'EAR VANCE OF COUPARI (ca...) (webmail), October 1st, 2006 10:04 AM. (Ex Leon) (link)

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 30 October 2006 20:39 (eighteen years ago) link

your FAQ is inadequate

-- cousin larry bundgee (bge...), October 30th, 2006 8:40 PM. (bundgee) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

as yr bloodline might be

-- Dr Morbius (wjwe...), October 30th, 2006 8:54 PM. (Dr Morbius) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

― gbx (skowly), Monday, 30 October 2006 22:30 (eighteen years ago) link

j/k

― gbx (skowly), Monday, 30 October 2006 22:30 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.lol-consulting.com/_borders/LOL%20Logo.jpg

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 30 October 2006 22:35 (eighteen years ago) link

ILM in gluttons for punishment non-shocker

-- Shakey Mo Collier (audiobo...) (webmail), October 30th, 2006 2:24 PM. (later) (link)


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oh, go whack off to your rachael ray rape fantasy
-- the orchid and the wasp (theundergroundhom...) (webmail), October 30th, 2006 2:26 PM. (later) (link)

― gear (gear), Monday, 30 October 2006 23:26 (eighteen years ago) link

rofl

― manute lol (sanskrit), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 00:27 (eighteen years ago) link

WOW.

― John Justen will insert a ship in your cat for no additional fee (johnjusten), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 00:43 (eighteen years ago) link

doesn't everyone have a rachael ray rape fantasy...?
bitch is gonna get it.

― disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 00:50 (eighteen years ago) link

i am too lazy to lock ian from this thread :(

― manute lol (sanskrit), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 01:13 (eighteen years ago) link

ugh

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 16:12 (eighteen years ago) link

The road from hubcaps to vaginas was surprisingly short.
-- Tuomas (lix...), October 31st, 2006 4:29 PM. (later)

not on one of your threads, pal.

-- teh_kit returns! (kittens...), October 31st, 2006 4:30 PM. (later)

― polar bear flashback episode (nickalicious), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 16:39 (eighteen years ago) link

OOF @ JBR pwnj on SMC

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 16:53 (eighteen years ago) link

do something funny and get paid! a BBC thing...

― ^@^ (map), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 17:47 (eighteen years ago) link

jon go buy some more $1000 purebreed dogs and leave us to our emotional appeals ;_;
-- Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay...), November 2nd, 2006 11:33 AM. (allyzay) (later) (admin) (userip)

― chaki (chaki), Thursday, 2 November 2006 19:42 (eighteen years ago) link

does this thread remind anybody else of lord of the flies?

-- like murderinging (mi...), Yesterday 9:31 PM. (modestmickey) (later)

you sort of remind me of piggy

-- manute lol (mikeoptin...), Yesterday 9:41 PM. (sanskrit) (later)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:43 (eighteen years ago) link

I hear some signs of IDM in the more electronic parts of today's R&B, whereas the electro revival main skips the entire 90s electronica and goes straight to 80s synthpop and electro for influence.
-- Geir Hongro (geirhon...), November 8th, 2006 6:00 AM. (GeirHong)

thanks mr dance music expert
i have a couple hip hop questions for you later, if you have any spare time

-- -- (68...), November 8th, 2006 6:09 AM. (688)

― jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Bush actually did pretty well, I think. Fairly articulate, though still flailing about trying to cover his ass and spin the losses at points. He was right to smack down the reporter who asked him to explain the comments made two days ago about Rumsfeld staying on about forty-five seconds after he'd already explained himself. His justifications (hadn't met w/ people, made final decision, not wanting to announce it right before election) were valid.

He may have some surprises up his sleeve for possibly Schwarzeneggerification of last two years of his presidency, but I guess we'll see.

-- Tim Ellison , November 8th, 2006. (later)

Tim, this is neither an R.E.M. nor Beatles thread.

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn

― dar1a g (daria g), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 20:25 (eighteen years ago) link

I like how I never have to listen to Rush to know what he's saying on a given day

Kind of like how you remind me that I never have to sully my eyeballs with DailyKos or AirAmerica.

-- don weiner (dandydonweine...)

yeah, don't sully your eyeballs with radio, don.

-- elmo argonaut (elmo.oxyge...)

― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 20:36 (eighteen years ago) link

Who is Nathan Fillion? Or Mal, for that matter?
-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), Today 12:57 PM. (jaymc) (later)


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not an ilxor, don't worry about it. :D
-- Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr...), Today 1:01 PM. (scarymonsterrr)

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 22:03 (eighteen years ago) link

#18 isn't a bummerz at all. Pls try again.
-- Laurel (sininspac...), November 15th, 2006 10:55 AM. (Laurel)


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you don't even smoke pot
-- gbx (polarbea...), November 15th, 2006 10:58 AM. (skowly)


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Don't you have a bike to lose?
-- Laurel (sininspac...), November 15th, 2006 11:01 AM. (Laurel)

ZING FOR ZING

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 16:26 (eighteen years ago) link

advantage Laurel

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 16:28 (eighteen years ago) link

that was kind of awesome.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 16:29 (eighteen years ago) link

zings.db

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 16:35 (eighteen years ago) link

major awesome hahaha
xpost

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 16:36 (eighteen years ago) link

pwned

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 16:59 (eighteen years ago) link

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In a way, yes, just like the old "Absolut Musik" ideal of the composers. But, you know, a melody is a very concrete thing too because it sounds in a certain way.
Beethoven never heard his 9th Symphony, but we all know what it sounds like, no?

-- Geir Hongro (geirhon...), November 17th, 2006 12:25 AM.

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you don't
-- mark s (mar...), November 17th, 2006 12:32 AM.

― deej.. (deej..), Friday, 17 November 2006 00:39 (eighteen years ago) link

I should totally dig out this weird old late '60s comedy record I got a while back that is basically a totally rural Southern white dude making "I am a totally rural Southern white dude and confused at the modern world" jokes at the Apollo -- his name's Dick Davy and the album is called You're a Long Way from Home, Whitey.

-- nate p. ((nospamto)natepatrin(please)@gmail.com) (webmail), Today 10:36 PM. (natepatrin) (later) (link)

nate if you YSI that lp i promise to cut down to only 1 furry joke a week

-- anticon jemima (an...) (webmail), Today 10:38 PM. (ooo) (later) (link)

― songs and ballads of the bituminous miners (sanskrit), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 04:25 (eighteen years ago) link

oh GZeus. it was all said in mock anger. you're about 10 years too late to catch me being actually angry at random people.

-- sunny successor agrees: gay dad always trumps slutty mom (sunnysuccesso...) (webmail), November 21st, 2006 2:06 PM. (katharine) (later) (link)

There's no tone of voice in the internet.

-- The GZeus (gzeusmant...) (webmail), November 21st, 2006 3:24 PM. (The GZeus) (later) (link)

Oh, but yours is pretty easy to imagine.

-- DOCTOR METH KING (tombo...) (webmail), November 21st, 2006 3:28 PM. (TOMBOT) (later) (link)

― i am not a nugget (stevie), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 15:56 (eighteen years ago) link

Is this band good? Could it be worth getting their record? (I heard their 45 on the radio last night.)
-- the bellefox (pinefo...) (webmail), November 20th, 2006

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they are terrible so you might like them.
-- jed_ (colin_o_har...) (webmail), November 21st, 2006

― my teeth are horrible, I'm gaining weight, I don't understand twelve-tone (dubpl, Tuesday, 21 November 2006 16:05 (eighteen years ago) link

one month passes...
what the hell is a "sports coat"? is this some stupid American thing like "golf shirt"? Just call things what they are, for goodness sake.

-- Rebel.yell.For.Internet.cakes (adamr...) (webmail), January 15th, 2007 7:10 PM. (nordicskilla) (later)

cunt.

-- asked my baby for a nickel she gave me a 2 dollar whore (flembac...) (webmail), January 15th, 2007 7:11 PM. (Carey) (later)

― trans pacific donkey cell phone (sleep), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 15:33 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha

― tony conrad schnitzler (sanskrit), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 17:08 (seventeen years ago) link

don't steam. always boil. you know they're done when they're floating. drain then blanch for a few seconds in ice water. add a dash or two of sea salt to taste.

-- Steve Shasta (steveshast...), January 18th, 2007 8:12 PM. (Steve Shasta) (later)

where can i buy these edamame jeans

-- am0n (...), January 18th, 2007 8:26 PM. (am0n) (later)

― vahid (vahid), Friday, 19 January 2007 05:42 (seventeen years ago) link

"cunt" hahahahahahaha excellent.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 19 January 2007 12:20 (seventeen years ago) link

at least im not trying to get rid of all my pennywise and nofx cds cuz i want people to think i only ever liked dance music like that one dude.

-- artdamages (chris.tha()mrin@gmail.com) (webmail), Today 11:34 AM. (artdamages) (later) (link)

― tony conrad schnitzler (sanskrit), Friday, 19 January 2007 17:13 (seventeen years ago) link

:(

― friday on the porch (lfam), Friday, 19 January 2007 17:21 (seventeen years ago) link

i didn't always like dance music and i don't only like dance music and if you think the nofx and pennywise cds are so great you can have them

― friday on the porch (lfam), Friday, 19 January 2007 17:22 (seventeen years ago) link

pennywise is dance music

― ewe never broke yr treo 4ever (ex machina), Friday, 19 January 2007 17:26 (seventeen years ago) link

wasnt a funny putdown as much as a wtf moment

― tony conrad schnitzler (sanskrit), Friday, 19 January 2007 17:29 (seventeen years ago) link

he's got it totally backwards, too, because back then i listened to music because i wanted to create an image for myself. now i don't really talk about music with my friends at all.

― friday on the porch (lfam), Friday, 19 January 2007 17:38 (seventeen years ago) link

bro hymn

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 19 January 2007 17:47 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't know pennywise but i liked that song by nofx about "bob" the drunk who goes straightedge. i also liked that song called "knowitall" by lagwagon.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 19 January 2007 17:48 (seventeen years ago) link

nofx were okay but they were massively overrated around my high school for some reason

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Friday, 19 January 2007 18:04 (seventeen years ago) link

they were massively overrated in every high school, i think. i had friends who owned the shirt that looked like the trix box.

― max (maxreax), Friday, 19 January 2007 18:05 (seventeen years ago) link

there should be a photo thread just of people in "that nofx shirt"

― UART variations (ex machina), Friday, 19 January 2007 18:07 (seventeen years ago) link

1995 was basically the year of oversized skater pants and nofx t-shirts

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Friday, 19 January 2007 18:09 (seventeen years ago) link

ha, i was in high school in 1999-2003, so maybe i just had loser friends.

― max (maxreax), Friday, 19 January 2007 18:10 (seventeen years ago) link

"maybe"

― max (maxreax), Friday, 19 January 2007 18:10 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img.hottopic.com/is/image/HotTopic/149167_hi?$product$

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Friday, 19 January 2007 18:12 (seventeen years ago) link

― max (maxreax), Friday, 19 January 2007 18:13 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.nofxofficialwebsite.com/photos/borejournal/img/only%20nofx.jpg

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Friday, 19 January 2007 18:14 (seventeen years ago) link

http://urban-decay.co.uk/shoppics/SYMPH1.gif

― Storefront Church (688), Friday, 19 January 2007 19:16 (seventeen years ago) link

your FAQ is inadequate
-- cousin larry bundgee (bge...), October 30th, 2006 8:40 PM. (bundgee) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

as yr bloodline might be

-- Dr Morbius (wjwe...), October 30th, 2006 8:54 PM. (Dr Morbius) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

haha this is kinda funny

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 19 January 2007 19:21 (seventeen years ago) link

nofx lol

i do like their cover of "straight edge"

― feed latebloomer to the Sharkicons (latebloomer), Friday, 19 January 2007 19:24 (seventeen years ago) link

a frameless erte, a painting without a signature
she's waiting for someone to save her

― friday on the porch (lfam), Friday, 19 January 2007 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link

also, i liked their records of songs written in ten minutes or less.

― friday on the porch (lfam), Friday, 19 January 2007 19:31 (seventeen years ago) link

put it this way, if i was pursuing someone i'd either hook up with them on first meeting or i'd get their phone number and arrange something pronto without involving the internet. what the internet does however is keep a database of existing contacts so that one's social context can be improved upon every subsequent sortie into Real Life.

-- to scour or to pop? (papiermachealamphibia...) (webmail), January 23rd, 2007 12:50 PM. (Haberdager)

try not to use the word 'sortie'

-- Storefront Church (68...) (webmail), January 23rd, 2007 12:52 PM. (688)

i don't. my ilx vocabulary is deliberately arch, IRL i like to think personality speaks for itself!

-- to scour or to pop? (papiermachealamphibia...) (webmail), January 23rd, 2007 12:53 PM. (Haberdager)

try not to use the word 'sortie' here

-- Storefront Church (68...) (webmail), January 23rd, 2007 12:54 PM. (688)

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, maybe I was being melodramatic, but it's still been a pointless circular ILM blow-out of the most futile proportions. It's also been educational about the sort of music it's better not to be educated about; the Hadouken video should have signalled the end, IMO... :P

Nah, it's just that this thread has trodden the same ground repeatedly, run its course, and needs to be put to rest ASAP.

-- to scour or to pop? (papiermachealamphibia...), January 30th, 2007. (Haberdager) (later)

You're new here, aren't you.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), January 30th, 2007. (Ned) (later)

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 01:27 (seventeen years ago) link

oh so that's what he said

is there no thread he won't smear his faeces all over?

― jimbo (electricsound), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 02:03 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.endoskopischer-atlas.de/k004.jpg

― to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 02:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Why do you have a roulette wheel in your anus?

― John Justen waitin to get his W2s back so he can file his tax and ball out (john, Tuesday, 30 January 2007 06:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Always bet on brown.

― onimo (onimo), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:37 (seventeen years ago) link

http://media.npr.org/news/images/2006/nov/14/zune_200.jpg

UH

― UART variations (ex machina), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 17:27 (seventeen years ago) link

I have adjusted the new Ignore feature (which Frank Burns has spent the last year trying to perfect) not by age, but by insane cuntiness.

-- Dr Morbius (wjwe...) (webmail), February 9th, 2007 6:07 PM. (Dr Morbius) (later) (link)

dude you haven't even figured out your answering machine yet

-- the kwisatz bacharach (mikeoptin...) (webmail), February 9th, 2007 6:09 PM. (sanskrit) (later) (link)

― i am not a nugget (stevie), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Morbius, it strikes me that the people on threads about people/subjects they dislike just to be dicks are the people that need lives. It's not ILX's fault you can't get laid and need to spend your time harassing people half your age. ;_;

-- Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyza...)

― and what (ooo), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:09 (seventeen years ago) link

(I liked Gear's "who is/was this Frank Burns" z1nger, too.)

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:31 (seventeen years ago) link

I love to eat BOXCARS

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:33 (seventeen years ago) link

wtf is morbius even talking about now?

― roger goodell (gear), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:36 (seventeen years ago) link

BOXCAR

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:37 (seventeen years ago) link

he's talking about BOXCARS

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:37 (seventeen years ago) link

omg what have I done

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:38 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.movieposter.com/posters/archive/main/17/A70-8651

― roger goodell (gear), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:39 (seventeen years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/72/Bockscar.jpg/250px-Bockscar.jpg

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:46 (seventeen years ago) link

http://elvispelvis.com/boxcarwillie.jpg

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 9 February 2007 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.cnn.com/interactive/specials/9912/yearinreview.passages/content/images/boxcar.jpg

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 9 February 2007 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.gayontherange.com/a-z/xqueensfury.jpg

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 9 February 2007 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/182/384862243_baccc3dd85.jpg

― N.i.c.o.l.e (Ex Leon), Friday, 9 February 2007 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

i need some snopes on this i think haha

― geoff (gcannon), Friday, 9 February 2007 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.singlespeedoutlaw.com/issue5/content/jawbreaker_etc.jpg

― Charmmy Kitty's Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn (ex machina), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
I always expect some chick to barf up cheese fries on Earl, so I can see the appeal.

Nicole on Friday, February 23, 2007 2:15 PM (2 hours ago)

― nickalicious, Friday, 23 February 2007 22:16 (seventeen years ago) link

we need the big line back.

― s1ocki, Friday, 23 February 2007 23:05 (seventeen years ago) link

What it is about BEING SINGLE and/or LIVING ALONE that is so ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC!

1) Can watch whatever you like on the telly without someone else mucking about with the remote/speaking through the good bits/changing channel

Masonic Boom on Wednesday, 28 February 2007 12:54 (1 hour ago)

2) You wash dishes and they STAY WASHED until you use them without anyone moving them about the house and hiding them

Masonic Boom on Wednesday, 28 February 2007 12:54 (1 hour ago)

3) No one else going in your bathroom and leaving the toilet seat up or the shower in the on position so that you get a face full of water when you try to use it

Masonic Boom on Wednesday, 28 February 2007 12:55 (1 hour ago)

You can talk to yourself without being interrupted.

nathalie on Wednesday, 28 February 2007 12:55 (1 hour ago)

― sanskrit, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 15:08 (seventeen years ago) link

just came here to post that

― and what, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 15:55 (seventeen years ago) link

:D

― s1ocki, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:15 (seventeen years ago) link


SPACE LOTHARIO

David R. on Wednesday, February 28, 2007 11:45 AM (9 minutes ago)
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BEN AFLAC

David R. on Wednesday, February 28, 2007 11:45 AM (9 minutes ago)
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OH FUCK YES THE KILLFILE WORKS

TOMBOT on Wednesday, February 28, 2007 11:46 AM (8 minutes ago)

― David R., Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:55 (seventeen years ago) link

who are you and why don't you die?

kenan on Thursday, 1 March 2007 07:33 (1 hour ago)

guess what kenan, 'man in the mirror' was also from 1988!

estela on Thursday, 1 March 2007 08:34 (9 minutes ago)

― strgn, Thursday, 1 March 2007 08:46 (seventeen years ago) link

louis maybe you should read ilm for another few years before posting again

and what on Monday, 5 March 2007 16:26 (38 seconds ago)

― Dom Passantino, Monday, 5 March 2007 16:28 (seventeen years ago) link

haha, ethan scores another brilliant goal from six inches out, well done indeed

― unfished business, Monday, 5 March 2007 16:33 (seventeen years ago) link

that nathalie one is one of the GZOAT

― ^@^, Monday, 5 March 2007 16:35 (seventeen years ago) link

sometimes kate makes it too easy

― sanskrit, Monday, 5 March 2007 16:51 (seventeen years ago) link

at least one of us is scoring

― and what, Monday, 5 March 2007 16:58 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm a goalkeeper, scoring ain't my prerogative

― unfished business, Monday, 5 March 2007 17:07 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.movieposterclassics.com/images/bigThe_Clash_of_the_Titans.jpg

― ghost rider, Monday, 5 March 2007 17:09 (seventeen years ago) link

so i've heard

― and what, Monday, 5 March 2007 17:10 (seventeen years ago) link

that makes me the medusa, huh

― unfished business, Monday, 5 March 2007 17:10 (seventeen years ago) link

no i think what he's saying is that he wants someone to feed you to a goddamned cracken already.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 17:24 (seventeen years ago) link

this is like shieldhead vs brontoscorpio redux

― ghost rider, Monday, 5 March 2007 17:24 (seventeen years ago) link

man are you talking about shieldhead? i love shieldhead

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 17:25 (seventeen years ago) link

8080++

― TOMBOT, Monday, 5 March 2007 17:31 (seventeen years ago) link

what thread is the kenan/estela zing from?

― jaymc, Monday, 5 March 2007 18:24 (seventeen years ago) link

ZING FEVER:

For those of you keeping track, here are some people the Lex admires, is amused by, and defends:

1. Paris Hilton
2. Ann Coulter

nabisco on Monday, March 5, 2007 2:00 PM (15 minutes ago)
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Whereas here are some people the Lex finds to be repulsive racist homophobes:

1. Guitar players

nabisco on Monday, March 5, 2007 2:02 PM (14 minutes ago)
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[...]

If only Hitler had a vagina, then he'd be off moderating a neo-Nazi website somewhere instead of gradually turning into the amoral know-nothing version of Geir Hongro.

nabisco on Monday, March 5, 2007 2:12 PM (3 minutes ago)
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[..]

people who still pay attention to the lex

1. nabisco

TOMBOT on Monday, March 5, 2007 2:13 PM (2 minutes ago)

― HI DERE, Monday, 5 March 2007 19:17 (seventeen years ago) link

ttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/runmdc/ilovethearcticmonkeys.jpg

― chaki, Monday, 5 March 2007 19:28 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/runmdc/ilovethearcticmonkeys.jpg

― chaki, Monday, 5 March 2007 19:32 (seventeen years ago) link

zak mckraken

― Frogman Henry, Monday, 5 March 2007 21:24 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm running protools 5.0 on OS 9.2, so I assume that's part of the problem.
sexyDancer on Monday, March 5, 2007 2:59 PM (1 hour ago)

I'M SURE YOUR OS 9 MACHINE IS VERY FAST AT CONVERTING WITH ITS POWERPC PROCESSOR, OLD MAN!
JW on Monday, March 5, 2007 3:23 PM (1 hour ago)

HOLY SHIT HAS MY OS9 MACHINE SLOWED THE FLOW OF MUSIC OUT OF IT? Where's your discog, dog??
sexyDancer on Monday, March 5, 2007 3:30 PM (1 hour ago)

― jhøshea, Monday, 5 March 2007 21:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Where's your discog, dog??

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/4363/250pxamericanidolcompeteg3.png

― sanskrit, Monday, 5 March 2007 21:49 (seventeen years ago) link

I think that was an xpost to milton

― JW, Monday, 5 March 2007 21:58 (seventeen years ago) link

eh maybe -anyway i salute the overall zingin vibe and especially the instant classic Where's your discog, dog??

― jhøshea, Monday, 5 March 2007 22:03 (seventeen years ago) link

its like suddenly a total blizzard here - r u seeing this?

― jhøshea, Monday, 5 March 2007 22:04 (seventeen years ago) link

* Daddy-O (1958)
* John Goldfarb, Please Come Home! (1965)
* Valley of the Dolls (1967) Oscar nomination
* A Guide for the Married Man (1967)
* Fitzwilly (1967)
* The Reivers (1969) Oscar nomination
* Goodbye, Mr. Chips (1969) Oscar nomination
* Storia di una donna (1970) The only Williams' score written for an Italian movie
* Jane Eyre (1970)
* Fiddler on the Roof (1971) Oscar winner
* Images (1972) Oscar nomination
* The Poseidon Adventure (1972) Oscar nomination
* The Cowboys (1972)
* Cinderella Liberty (1973) Oscar nomination
* The Paper Chase (1973)
* Tom Sawyer (1973) Oscar nomination shared with Robert B. Sherman & Richard M. Sherman
* The Towering Inferno (1974) Oscar nomination
* Jaws (1975) Golden Globe, BAFTA & Oscar winner
* Family Plot (1976)
* Midway (1976)
* The Missouri Breaks (1976)
* Black Sunday (1977)
* Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope (1977) Oscar, Golden Globe & BAFTA winner
* Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977) Oscar nomination
* The Fury (1978)
* Superman: The Movie (1978) double Grammy & Oscar nomination
* 1941(1979)
* Dracula (1979)
* Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back (1980) double Grammy & Oscar nomination, BAFTA winner
* Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) double Grammy & Oscar nomination
* Monsignor (1982)
* Yes, Giorgio (1982) Oscar nomination
* E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982) Golden Globe, Oscar & BAFTA winner
* Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi (1983) Oscar nomination
* Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984) Oscar nomination
* The River (1984) Oscar nomination
* SpaceCamp (1985)
* Empire of the Sun (1987) Oscar nomination, BAFTA winner
* The Witches of Eastwick (1987) Oscar nomination
* The Accidental Tourist (1988) Oscar nomination
* Born on the Fourth of July (1989) Oscar nomination
* Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989) Oscar nomination
* Stanley & Iris (1990)
* Presumed Innocent (1990)
* Home Alone (1990) double Oscar nominations
* Hook (1991) Grammy & Oscar nominations
* JFK (1991) Oscar nomination
* Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992)
* Far and Away (1992)
* Jurassic Park (1993)
* Schindler's List (1993) Oscar, Grammy and BAFTA winner
* Nixon (1995) Oscar nomination
* Sabrina (1995) double Oscar nominations
* Sleepers (1996) Oscar nomination
* Seven Years in Tibet (1997)
* Amistad (1997) Grammy & Oscar nominations
* The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997)
* Stepmom (1998)
* Saving Private Ryan (1998) Golden Globe, Grammy & Oscar nominations
* Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace (1999) Grammy nomination
* Angela's Ashes (1999) Grammy & Oscar nomination
* The Patriot (2000) Oscar nomination
* A.I.: Artificial Intelligence (2001) Grammy & Oscar nominations
* Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001) double Grammy & Oscar nomination
* Catch Me If You Can (2002) Oscar nomination
* Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones (2002)
* Minority Report (2002)
* Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002) Grammy nomination
* Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004) Grammy & Oscar nominations
* The Terminal (2004)
* Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith (2005) double Grammy nominations
* War of the Worlds (2005) Grammy nomination
* Memoirs of a Geisha (2005) Golden Globe, BAFTA and Grammy winner, Oscar nomination
* Munich (2005) Oscar nomination, Grammy for Best Instrumental Composition

[edit] Television themes

* For NBC:
o NBC News - The Mission
+ NBC Nightly News
+ The Today Show
+ Meet The Press
o NBC Sunday Night Football [3]
* Amazing Stories
* Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure (Wicket's theme reprised from Return of the Jedi)
* Land of the Giants
* Lost in Space

[edit] Concertos

* Concerto for Flute and Orchestra (1969), premiered only in 1981 by the Saint Louis Symphony Orchestra under Leonard Slatkin.
* Concerto for Violin and Orchestra (1976 rev. 1998), premiered in 1981 by the Saint Louis Symphony Orchestra under Slatkin.
* Concerto for Tuba and Orchestra (1985), premiered by the Boston Pops for their 100th anniversary.
* Concerto for Clarinet and Orchestra (1991).
* Concerto for Bassoon and Orchestra (The Five Sacred Trees) (1993).
* Concerto for Cello and Orchestra (1994).
* Concerto for Trumpet and Orchestra (1996).
* Elegy for Cello and Piano (1997), later arranged for Cello and Orchestra (2002). Based on a theme from Seven Years in Tibet.
* TreeSong, Concerto for Violin and Orchestra (2000).
* Heartwood: Lyric Sketches for Cello and Orchestra (2002).
* Concerto for Horn and Orchestra (2003).

[edit] Celebration pieces and other concert works

* Prelude and Fugue (1965), for orchestra. Available for download in MP3 at the United States Marine Band website.
* Symphony #1 (1966), premiered by Houston Symphony under André Previn in 1968. Williams reworked it in 1988 but the piece was never performed.
* Thomas and the King (musical, 1975), premiered in London. Recorded in 1981 by the Original Cast.
* Jubilee 350 Fanfare (1980), it was premiered by the Boston Pops conducted by Williams. Piece celebrating the 350th anniversary of the City of Boston.
* Liberty Fanfare (1986), premiered on July 4 1986 by the Boston Pops Esplanade Orchestra. Piece composed for the Centennial of the Statue of Liberty.
* A Hymn to New England (1987).
* For New York (Variations on theme by Leonard Bernstein) (1988). Composed for Leonard Bernstein's 70th birthday celebrations.
* Celebrate Discovery (1990), composed for the 500th anniversary celebration of the arrival of Columbus to America.
* Sound the Bells! (1993).
* Song for World Peace (1994).
* Variations on Happy Birthday (1995).
* American Journey (1999). Portions premiered as accompaniment to a film by Steven Spielberg as part of the Millennium Celebration in Washington D.C. December 31, 1999.
* Three Pieces for solo Cello (2001).
* Soundings (2003), composed for the Walt Disney Concert Hall.

― JW, Monday, 5 March 2007 22:14 (seventeen years ago) link

JW, THAT COMEBACK WUZ KINDA PITCHY, DOG

http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/2012/randyjacksonwv6.jpg

― sanskrit, Monday, 5 March 2007 23:18 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't get your american idol jokes [/tuomas]

― JW, Monday, 5 March 2007 23:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Whatever truth they might hold (which is arguable - were Debs and Goldman and Proudhon and Joe Hill and Woody Guthrie and MLK 'predisposed to authoritarianism'?) is obscured by the image of a comfortable middle-class white person patting him or herself on the back.

milo z on Tuesday, March 6, 2007


Images you make up in your head do tend to obscure things, that's true.

daria-g on Tuesday, March 6, 2007

― and what, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link

He showed me his air force wings, and gave me his P.D. card...and moreover answered many questions I fired at him about his career in the minutest detail. Plus, there was something about the dude I could sense before he'd opened his mouth, the feeling that this guy had truly lived.

You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager) on Wednesday, September 27, 2006

jesus joseph and mary.

EARLY-90S MAN (Enrique) on Wednesday, September 27, 2006

did you lend him money?

EARLY-90S MAN (Enrique) on Wednesday, September 27, 2006

xpost: I am not THAT gullible, my dear fellow! ;-)

Look, I'm tellin' ya, his voice was bona fide New York, and his knowledge phenomenal. He didn't try to convince me to do anything.

You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager) on Wednesday, September 27, 2006

did he touch you?

GOD PUNCH TO HAWKWIND (yournullfame) on Wednesday, September 27, 2006

― and what, Thursday, 8 March 2007 18:43 (seventeen years ago) link

http://craft.nunodoll.com/mini/mini_doll.jpg

show me where

― jhøshea, Thursday, 8 March 2007 19:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Bad videos (with cats, or shooting in negative) have sort of become an 4nimal Collective tradition. Apparently that also extends to solo projects. The first video from Panda Be4r's excellent Pers0n Pitch, co-directed by 3xc3pt3r's J3ff Ryan, falls in line: colors swirl like gasoline on water, a cat's face pops in and out, and a long-haired dude (Panda B3ar himself?) takes a shower, drinks beer, and bros out with his shirt off. We estimate that 70% of the video budget went to the six-pack.
PWNDFORK

― sexyDancer, Thursday, 8 March 2007 19:18 (seventeen years ago) link

cats, crappy graphics, lix

― jhøshea, Thursday, 8 March 2007 19:23 (seventeen years ago) link

nothin wrong with gasoline on water swirlies.. dere classicks.

― ian, Thursday, 8 March 2007 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

we did it all with water, whisky and cabbage

― sexyDancer, Thursday, 8 March 2007 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Potato eating papist

― JW, Thursday, 8 March 2007 19:39 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.gonemovies.com/www/MyWebFilms/Drama/WaterfrontBarry_sm.jpg
Turth is Out of Stylee

― sexyDancer, Thursday, 8 March 2007 20:47 (seventeen years ago) link

I just saw that movie!

― JW, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:30 (seventeen years ago) link

KM taught a drama class at my high school

― sexyDancer, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:59 (seventeen years ago) link

The virginity one? At least there were only two people in the room, even if their was vomit and fingers-in-bums. Homoerotic group masturbation didn't happen until much later.

Scik Mouthy on Monday, 12 March 2007 18:36 (27 minutes ago)
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Stylus magazine Xmas bash, I heard?

Matt DC on Monday, 12 March 2007 18:37 (27 minutes ago)

― That one guy that quit, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:04 (seventeen years ago) link

so is this like fraternity hazing, except more overtly homo??

elmo argonaut on Monday, 12 March 2007 15:59 (14 minutes ago)


tbh, as far as Oxbridge stuff goes, this is pretty much as hetero as it gets.

Dom Passantino on Monday, 12 March 2007 16:00 (13 minutes ago)

― and what, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Maybe I should join this Shimura Curves band to get laid, seems to work for even the the most desperate cases.

suzy on Monday, March 12, 2007 4:44 PM (7 minutes ago)

― ^@^, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:51 (seventeen years ago) link

where wus that`

― THIS PIECE, RENDERED IN 1992-ERA CONSUMER-GRADE SOFTWARE, FEATURES A COMMENTARY , Monday, 12 March 2007 16:53 (seventeen years ago) link

pulling thread

― ^@^, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:57 (seventeen years ago) link

OH WOW I CAN'T BELIEVE I WENT TO DINNER AND WATCHED MOVIES WHEN I COULD HAVE BEEN READING THIS.

JW on Sunday, 18 March 2007 19:16 (55 minutes ago)

― ^@^, Sunday, 18 March 2007 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link

stoled zing :(

― jessie monster, Sunday, 18 March 2007 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

im not sure you understand

― ^@^, Monday, 19 March 2007 10:55 (seventeen years ago) link

OH WOW I CAN'T BELIEVE I WENT TO DINNER AND WATCHED MOVIES WHEN I COULD HAVE BEEN READING THIS.

JW on Sunday, 18 March 2007 19:16 (55 minutes ago)

^@^ on Sunday, 18 March 2007 20:12 (Yesterday)
stoled zing :(

jessie monster on Sunday, 18 March 2007 20:16 (Yesterday)
im not sure you understand

^@^ on Monday, 19 March 2007 10:55 (2 hours ago)

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 19 March 2007 13:18 (seventeen years ago) link

there's something truly hilarious about the second of those rugby photos, and I think it may have something to do with the lady on the right.

unfished business on Tuesday, 20 March 2007 22:35 (Yesterday)
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not interesting.

marissa on Tuesday, 20 March 2007 22:38 (Yesterday)

― gff, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:16 (seventeen years ago) link

poor lj, even the psychotic pwn him

― Edward III, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Hahaha I read that and lolled. Pwnz0r3d by marissa!

That marissa thread generally =

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b379/Vietgrove/barthelmess.jpg

― Pashmina, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:25 (seventeen years ago) link

marissa thread locked ;_;

― John Justen, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:28 (seventeen years ago) link

it's a shame it was locked; I was planning upon using the killer 'not interesting' line right back on one of her many interminable and unfathomable Joachim rants.

― unfished business, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:55 (seventeen years ago) link

that would have shut her up, no doubt.

― g®▲Ðұ, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:00 (seventeen years ago) link

WHAT HAPPENS TO A ZING DEFERRED?
does it dry up like raisinsssssssss???

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:17 (seventeen years ago) link

It wouldn't have worked, Louis. I don't think she's a real person at all, I think she's a chatbot designed by a sadistic maniac.

― Pashmina, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:23 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm not so sure; how would she have picked up on forksclovetofu's claim that he was Joachim if she was just a bot?

I reckon it's Blount.

― unfished business, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Am I the only person who believes Marissa is a real person? You never her.

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:46 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't have an opinion either way, but I actually would be kind of disturbed if she was real.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Marissa is REAL, believe it. I have heard the voice messages and all their rambling pathos.

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:47 (seventeen years ago) link

i want to believe in Marissa

― ▒█▄█ ▄▄ ▒█▄█, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

man, someone needs to reup the marissa voicemails

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 19:40 (seventeen years ago) link

I had them, but they were lost in the great '06 hard drive crash :( :(

I'm pretty sure some of the old Aja/Dante crew (Dom, forks) would have them??

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 19:45 (seventeen years ago) link

http://a248.e.akamai.net/f/248/5462/2h/twigs-n-sprigs.safeshopper.com/images/b0f8c9q.jpg

― Edward III, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link

if we all clap our hands and say we believe, maybe the thread will be unlocked?

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

I like marissa's posts a lot.

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

I think Confounded has Marissa files, he played them at his old DJ night at least once. Go hound one of those people.

― Laurel, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

what did he play it over?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:21 (seventeen years ago) link

(plz say "Call Me")

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:24 (seventeen years ago) link

867-5309.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:26 (seventeen years ago) link

"911 Is A Joke"

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link

"schizophrenia"

― Edward III, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Actually I think he played it alone, at the end of the set, and I might have asked him to because I didn't know the phone convo tapes existed up until that point.

― Laurel, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:47 (seventeen years ago) link

i have them

― river wolf, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:59 (seventeen years ago) link

leonardo dude

― Edward III, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link

i will when i get home

― river wolf, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link

noice

― Edward III, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Marissa's totally real. Phone and email conversations on my end.
Not sure why she keeps thinking I'm Joachim, but she does keep saying that.
I still like her music!

― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:55 (seventeen years ago) link

hello marissa

― river wolf, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 23:36 (seventeen years ago) link

marissa 3030

― river wolf, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 23:36 (seventeen years ago) link

So beautiful.

― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 23:52 (seventeen years ago) link

on my itunes, "story of my life" by marty robbins (/burt bacharach) comes on right after the crazy marissa calls and the goofy whistling intro is pretty much the best followup i could ask for to her madness.

― Fetchboy, Thursday, 22 March 2007 01:58 (seventeen years ago) link

haha this reminds me of when some dude was posting about how people should check out devin and ethan clowned him for acting like devin the dude was obscure on ILM. Or something like that.

deej on Tuesday, March 27, 2007 1:08 PM (7 minutes ago)

great story.

s1ocki on Tuesday, March 27, 2007 1:09 PM (7 minutes ago)

― and what, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:17 (seventeen years ago) link

zzz

― deej, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:24 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.techcrunch.com/2007/03/27/john-mccains-myspace-page-hacked/

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 18:34 (seventeen years ago) link

ahahahaasdkf;'k

― sleep, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 18:39 (seventeen years ago) link

and!

http://www.techcrunch.com/wp-content/mccaingroup.png

lololol

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:09 (seventeen years ago) link

an incomplete database is no good though. i must go on!

modestmickey on Friday, 30 March 2007 03:28 (3 hours ago)


all you ever do is go on

estela on Friday, 30 March 2007 03:29 (3 hours ago)

― Fetchboy, Friday, 30 March 2007 06:43 (seventeen years ago) link

"ADD TO GORUP" is some funny shit.

― Hurting 2, Friday, 30 March 2007 14:58 (seventeen years ago) link

bell:

Okay, bullshit. But gimme something. I know what I'm saying isn't gonna win friends, and I know it isn't 100% true (or even probably 80% true). But I've been going to harsh/weird/macho shows for decades. And from what I've seen, as long as the band is all male, and not especially attractive or hip, the audience often (NOT ALWAYS) becomes nearly all male.

And I, too, have lots of female friends that go for "challenging" music.

Pye Poudre on Friday, March 30, 2007 2:27 PM (25 minutes ago)

i kind of doubt you have any female friends

bell_labs on Friday, March 30, 2007 2:33 PM (19 minutes ago)


burn!

― am0n, Friday, 30 March 2007 19:01 (seventeen years ago) link

I think the sexualized imagery of this ad is the most nauseating thing about it. Oh noes crying woman holds crotch with her clothes half off... uh... are they trying to get rapists all hot?

-- kenan, Friday, March 30, 2007 11:52 AM (23 hours ago)

you tell us, kenan

-- That one guy that quit, Friday, March 30, 2007 11:55 AM (23 hours ago)

― am0n, Saturday, 31 March 2007 15:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Can you recommend some essential ITALO-DISCO?
-- MusicQuizKing, Friday, April 6, 2007 10:52 AM (59 minutes ago)

Can you recommend me some essential SEARCH FUNCTION?
-- pretzel walrus, Friday, April 6, 2007 10:53 AM (58 minutes ago)

― jaxon, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:53 (seventeen years ago) link

ha. had i scrolled down a tiny bit i woulda seen this

http://www.kenschaefer.com/spyder/pics/StencilUpload/zing.jpg
-- deej, Friday, April 6, 2007 10:57 AM (55 minutes ago)

― jaxon, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:54 (seventeen years ago) link

I like LeWitt the conceptual artist and theorist more so than LeWitt the painter and sculptor.

-- jaymc, Monday, April 9, 2007 11:09 AM (11 minutes ago)

well done but I assume both are dead

RIP

-- RJG, Monday, April 9, 2007 11:15 AM (5 minutes ago)

― jaymc, Monday, 9 April 2007 16:21 (seventeen years ago) link

man, it's been a long 27 years and things have entirely gone to shit politically.

-- Dr Morbius, Thursday, April 5, 2007 5:42 PM (4 days ago)

yeah 27 years ago things were really looking up circa ... reagan???

-- deej, Thursday, April 5, 2007 5:45 PM (4 days ago)

it was morning in America back then *sigh*

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, April 5, 2007 5:47 PM (4 days ago)

― and what, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 16:16 (seventeen years ago) link

In general I don't, but when I'm at store and can't find them, it's kinda hard to ask for where to find them. Often I just go to another store. Today I went to drug store and bought some painkillers, a package of ear plugs, and a pack of condoms, and I was half expecting the clerk to say something like, "Gonna have a rough night, huh?", but of course she didn't.

-- Tuomas, Tuesday, April 10, 2007 2:02 PM (17 minutes ago)
I feel awkward when you buy condoms.

-- kenan, Tuesday, April 10, 2007 2:04 PM (16 minutes ago)

― deej, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Tuomas as a father, lolz

― sexyDancer, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:23 (seventeen years ago) link

holy shit, I cracked up at the picture b/c I thought it was the Onion or something. but it wasn't. :(

-- Ms Misery, Friday, April 13, 2007 3:52 PM (31 minutes ago)

because if it was the onion, it would be funny?

-- cutty, Friday, April 13, 2007 4:06 PM (17 minutes ago)

Satire is funny, yes. Reality, not so much.

-- Ms Misery, Friday, April 13, 2007 4:08 PM (15 minutes ago)

Yes, it would be funny if someone satirized the known racist bias of the furniture industry.

-- kenan, Friday, April 13, 2007 4:18 PM (5 minutes ago)

― deej, Friday, 13 April 2007 21:25 (seventeen years ago) link

argh need to stop posting kenan zings

― deej, Friday, 13 April 2007 21:25 (seventeen years ago) link

arcade fire mediocre?

fuck off mate

-- wesley useche, Saturday, 14 April 2007 08:52 (5 hours ago)

Yeah, mediocre is way too fucking kind!

-- The Reverend, Saturday, 14 April 2007 09:03 (5 hours ago)

― am0n, Saturday, 14 April 2007 14:14 (seventeen years ago) link

i think it means you like girls with piercings

-- Slumpman, Saturday, April 14, 2007 9:04 AM (1 hour ago)

I knew it!

-- Tuomas, Saturday, April 14, 2007 10:01 AM (15 minutes ago)

then why did u ask u insufferable jackass

-- am0n, Saturday, April 14, 2007 10:14 AM (3 minutes ago)

― and what, Saturday, 14 April 2007 14:17 (seventeen years ago) link

FUCK OFF MATE

― BLASTOCYST, Saturday, 14 April 2007 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

dudes in middle school i had HOLSTERS.

on the real, like tiny wrist holsters just for my hot sauce that i would bust out at the lunch table.

i shit you NAUGHT.

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:32 (1 hour ago)

were you the guy that wore a fedora too?

-- gff, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:34 (1 hour ago)

― and what, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:51 (seventeen years ago) link

i was about to post 'i don't even know what that means but i'm roffling' but i realized that would have been a hoos move.

― That one guy that quit, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:54 (seventeen years ago) link

classic zing.

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:59 (seventeen years ago) link

on the real

― dmr, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:00 (seventeen years ago) link

I know it's morbid mathematics, but wouldn't you prefer 2 dead people to 33 dead people?

-- Tuomas, Wednesday, April 18, 2007 3:23 PM (1 minute ago)

would I have to live in Finland?

-- sexyDancer, Wednesday, April 18, 2007 3:24 PM (7 seconds ago)

― and what, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link

ahahaha

― sanskrit, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 22:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Look, everyone stop comparing their size of their dicks for a second, this is important: 2004 rapper Jin has recorded a VTech tribute.

http://www.xxlmag.com/online/?p=9306

-- Dom Passantino, Wednesday, April 18, 2007 8:01 PM (4 minutes ago)
too late dom, we saw yours and it was small

-- moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, April 18, 2007 8:03 PM (2 minutes ago)

― JW, Thursday, 19 April 2007 00:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Dom gon' learn Chinese

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 19 April 2007 02:34 (seventeen years ago) link

mickey if I'm ever in Charlotte I'll hang out with you

(I'm never in Charlotte)

-- bernard snowy, Thursday, April 19, 2007 9:37 AM (3 hours ago)

― sanskrit, Thursday, 19 April 2007 23:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Tim, Paris's third single, "Nothing In This World," is the best Dr. Luke track since "4ever"; also, it's the only one that avoids what's becoming a really annoying trend in Dr. Luke, his tendency to pump up the sound so much that it's grotesquely musclebound: giant FUN hooks, BIG drums, HARD-ROCKING guitars. Whereas "Nothing In The World" goes for a gorgeous glide. Maybe Paris forced him to take down the sound, or maybe, given that she's not a belt-it-out diva, he really had no choice.

-- Frank Kogan, Friday, 20 April 2007 04:33 (5 hours ago)

are you willing to explore what's really at issue with you, paedo?

-- gershy, Friday, 20 April 2007 04:49 (4 hours ago)

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 20 April 2007 09:38 (seventeen years ago) link

i think honesty and self-revelation can be great in pop (i like leonard cohen AND fiona apple), i think the theatrical/performative side (intentional or not) can also be great. oddly i think both cohen and apple can fall more into the latter category.

the thing with perceived honesty and self-revelation is that...ultimately how do you know? how do you know that some random cat power song is FROM HER HEART or something she made up while feeling bored one day or something she wants to pretend she is or something she wishes she was? does it matter as long as she convinces (or if she makes it obvious she's acting, but in an appealing way) (or if she tries to convince but fails in an appealing way)?

and doesn't it depend on so many other factors? do you expect an artist to spill their emotional guts on stage every day of a tour? some nights they might be a bit too happy to be really honest singing a sad song - but if they're a good enough actor they'll still convince their audience.

-- lex pretend, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:51 (Yesterday)
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well no shit lex, performers perform, news at 11


-- gff, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:02 (Yesterday)

― m coleman, Friday, 20 April 2007 10:29 (seventeen years ago) link

huh?

I'm enjoying it mostly cuz a film that is SO COOL (with a title that gets EVERYONE WET) that cost $100 million is failing. And might take that evil fuck H Weinstein with it.

-- Dr Morbius, Monday, 16 April 2007 18:27 (3 days ago)

you're more variety than cineaste, dude

-- rps, Monday, 16 April 2007 18:34 (3 days ago)

― C0L1N B..., Friday, 20 April 2007 10:42 (seventeen years ago) link

aren't you the guy that breaks things?

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, April 19, 2007 10:40 PM (Yesterday)

Aren't you some douchebag from midtown manhattan?

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, April 19, 2007 10:42 PM (Yesterday)

― ^@^, Friday, 20 April 2007 13:35 (seventeen years ago) link

omg @ gershy

― deeznuts, Friday, 20 April 2007 13:59 (seventeen years ago) link

"variety" wtf, some Britishism

― Dr Morbius, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:02 (seventeen years ago) link

http://tbn0.google.com/images%3Fq%3Dtbn%3AaCAvjR-D7Ie3qM%3Ahttp%3A//www.policebeatmovie.com/images/Variety.jpg

― forksclovetofu, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:16 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.policebeatmovie.com/images/Variety.jpg

― forksclovetofu, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:17 (seventeen years ago) link

that's where u/c is helpful

― Dr Morbius, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:24 (seventeen years ago) link

I really want to see "Police Beat"

― admrl, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't know who you are Catsup dude. We weren't discussing my music (and you haven't even heard my record, as it's not released yet), so perhaps you should go back to the kiddie table or something.

-- St3ve Go1db3rg, Monday, 23 April 2007 19:05 (2 hours ago)

― moonship journey to baja, Monday, 23 April 2007 21:30 (seventeen years ago) link

oh man I'm pwned

― JW, Monday, 23 April 2007 23:15 (seventeen years ago) link

sonned by paedo stache in ILM bouef

― moonship journey to baja, Monday, 23 April 2007 23:36 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah i think the rules are if you get sonned by a dude with a stache you have to commit harikari. unfortunately thats really hard to do at the kiddie table assuming responsible parenting.

― deeznuts, Monday, 23 April 2007 23:39 (seventeen years ago) link

wood chopsticks are hard to stab self with

― JW, Monday, 23 April 2007 23:53 (seventeen years ago) link

is noize board the kiddie table?

― max, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 00:03 (seventeen years ago) link

since 2004

― BLASTOCYST, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 00:07 (seventeen years ago) link

FOR THE PURPOSES OF ZING CORRECTION, WE PRESENT:

― KANTLIPS, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 00:45 (seventeen years ago) link

http://a385.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00687/48/32/687682384_l.jpg

QED

― JW, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 00:54 (seventeen years ago) link

jw wins


wtf is he drinking

― deeznuts, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 01:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Further evidence quoted from his myspace page:

Steve Goldberg and the Arch Enemies are a sundry band of musical miscreants with a penchant for tunefulness and a knack for finding trouble.

Steve Goldberg: The shadowy figure at the center of this ragtag orchestra. A reclusive puppetmaster, he directs the action from his secret hideout five miles below the earth's crust. Little is known about his early life or rise to power. Wanted in seven countries for breaking the rules of counterpoint. Has been known to overdub at the slightest provocation. Should be considered disarming and dangerous.

ARCH ENEMIES (a partial list)

--Donald Norman a.k.a. Alexander King: Inimitable bass player, unparallelled getaway driver, grand champion of no limit Texas Hold 'Em.

--Butters P. Butters: His highness of the harpsichord, the prince of the pianoforte. Skilled at information warfare and explosives.

--Bridgette Lazarri: A golden-throated femme fatale. Extensive training in vocal harmonies and edged weapons.

--Dan the Man: Head of research and development on synthesizer technology. Immune to all known poisons.

--King Wang: Chief executive of the European bureau. Director of counterintelligence and tuba operations.

--Ottoleo: A master of stealth. Able to blend completely with his environment and to save the river. Lives in B-flat.

I HAVE GREAT HOPES FOR THIS UPCOMING MUSICAL RELEASE.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 01:28 (seventeen years ago) link

I couldn't decide whether to put that on enemies list or lol, so I put it here.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 01:29 (seventeen years ago) link

i hate that i kinda look like him. make it stop

― jaxon, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 02:26 (seventeen years ago) link

people keep giving me hassle for the stuff i'm posting today - is there already a self-pwnage thread somewhere???

― moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 03:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Uh, about those song titles:

1. Preston the Penguin
2. To Jane Gallagher
3. Crestfallen
4. The Battle of Agincourt
5. Historiography
6. Hindsight
7. The Book of Love

― Hurting 2, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 03:55 (seventeen years ago) link

I wonder if he listens to the decemberists

― Edward III, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 14:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Countdown til an Archenemy self-googles themself here begins now.

― nickalicious, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 14:57 (seventeen years ago) link

"Butters P. Butters"

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 15:14 (seventeen years ago) link

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/98/370869787_d925d4c03c.jpg
Lizard & Monkey clean the Table?!

― Dr Pow, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 15:38 (seventeen years ago) link

REMEMBER WHEN WE THOUGHT STEVE GOLDBERG WAS A BRITISHES?
REMEMBER THOSE DAYS?

― sanskrit, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 15:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Countdown til an Archenemy self-googles themself here begins now.

nah, he's already seenthe clickthrus on his referral meter that he likely checks on the half hour.

― sanskrit, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 15:46 (seventeen years ago) link

does he have samples of those songs on his myspace? if so i need a link because im trying to figure out what the hell kind of music that could even be. tho the decembrists comp seems pretty otm.

― deeznuts, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 15:51 (seventeen years ago) link

http://ilx.wh3rd.net:8080/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=45&threadid=541#unread

― bell_labs, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 15:52 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahahaahaha

― latebloomer, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 15:58 (seventeen years ago) link

http://media.stevegoldbergmusic.com/omg/lol/Steve%20Goldberg%20-%20The%20Road.mp3

http://media.stevegoldbergmusic.com/omg/lol/Steve%20Goldberg%20-%20Summers%20Ending.mp3

― Edward III, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 16:16 (seventeen years ago) link

makes final fantasy sound like screwface thuggin'

― Edward III, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 16:19 (seventeen years ago) link

jesus christ that guy

THIS WEBPAGE COULD NOT BE FOUND

god dammit

― deeznuts, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 16:27 (seventeen years ago) link

I go to CMU and that guy's posters are everywhere sometimes.

― 31g, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 16:59 (seventeen years ago) link

lol, "go back to the kiddie table"

― Pashmina, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:07 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=2007704240357

sonned by a teenager in a pretentiousness beef

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:27 (seventeen years ago) link

"James Joyce was probably an excellent writer."

― Edward III, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:31 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm as bad as james joyce and inefficient mass transit u_u

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:32 (seventeen years ago) link

omg pineapple

― nickalicious, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link

THAT'S JUST IN 1 SENTENCE

― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:39 (seventeen years ago) link

c/p to ILM thread

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Database shenanigans are afoot. You may notice some oddness.

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:39 (seventeen years ago) link

omg jess!!

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:40 (seventeen years ago) link

heheeeeee that article my god


also j3ss h4rv3ll writes for pitchfork now??? god damn

― deeznuts, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:44 (seventeen years ago) link

awwwwww shes still in high school. now i feel bad for laughing at her

― deeznuts, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Hahaha Jess. Are you going to post a comment?

― Pashmina, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:47 (seventeen years ago) link

That article is FUNCTIONALLY OVERWHELMING.

― max, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Register to Join the Detroit Free Press forums
It only takes minutes to set up your profile.

Benefits include:
• Add your opinions about local news
• Debate community issues
• Lead a discussion

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:51 (seventeen years ago) link

The crunked-out comment was pretty insightful for a high schooler. I would probably have had wanted to get w/ this girl 4 years ago.

― BLASTOCYST, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Benefits include:
• Overwhelming of functions
• Ringtone-esque bursts
• Ecstatic peaks

― max, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:54 (seventeen years ago) link

don't tell me it takes more than 26 minutes to find a myspace page ...

― moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:56 (seventeen years ago) link

i instantly regret suggesting that

― moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:57 (seventeen years ago) link

no dice, maybe she's on friendster

― félix pié, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Facebook profile confirmed

― BLASTOCYST, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:59 (seventeen years ago) link

that's good writing for a high schooler.

― That one guy that quit, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:59 (seventeen years ago) link

pandora's box of crepeyness

― moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 18:04 (seventeen years ago) link

POKE

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 18:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Hey "corpuscle" is an awesome word!

― deej, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:10 (seventeen years ago) link

also j3ss h4rv3ll writes for pitchfork now??? god damn

indie rock affirmative action
hott chicks always get the big promotions esp. if they say "fuck" a lot

― dmr, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:13 (seventeen years ago) link

i have now written for pfork more than anywhere else, including the day job

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:17 (seventeen years ago) link

you can write a response article...FIVE THINGS; That seem unnecessarily precocious

― dan selzer, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:54 (seventeen years ago) link

haha

― deej, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:54 (seventeen years ago) link

also j3ss h4rv3ll writes for pitchfork now??? god damn
-- deeznuts, Tuesday, April 24, 2007 10:44 AM (3 hours ago)
awwwwww shes still in high school. now i feel bad for laughing at her
-- deeznuts, Tuesday, April 24, 2007 10:45 AM (3 hours ago)


haha. i thought this was in reference to jess

― jaxon, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 21:19 (seventeen years ago) link

It would have explained a lot.

― Nicole, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 23:39 (seventeen years ago) link

I like LeWitt the conceptual artist and theorist more so than LeWitt the painter and sculptor.

-- jaymc, Monday, April 9, 2007 9:09 AM (2 weeks ago)


well done but I assume both are dead

-- RJG, Monday, April 9, 2007 9:15 AM (2 weeks ago)

― moonship journey to baja, Saturday, 28 April 2007 21:06 (seventeen years ago) link

RJG is like the most smugly annoying person on ILE but i have to hand it to him, he's kind of a zing ninja

― moonship journey to baja, Saturday, 28 April 2007 21:07 (seventeen years ago) link

How long does it take the average ILXor to realize that jess is male? It took me about a year I think.

― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 28 April 2007 21:16 (seventeen years ago) link

depends if you catch him in a complaining-about-women phase or not.

― moonship journey to baja, Saturday, 28 April 2007 21:20 (seventeen years ago) link

You must have been reading all the wrong posts.

Ahahaha XP.

― Laurel, Saturday, 28 April 2007 21:20 (seventeen years ago) link

RJG is like the most smugly annoying person on ILE but i have to hand it to him, he's kind of a zing ninja


haha you're kind of right:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/209/475620188_f256c26a87_m.jpg

I have better hair now!

-- Maria, Saturday, April 28, 2007 5:34 AM (5 hours ago)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

what's it like now?

-- RJG, Saturday, April 28, 2007 5:57 AM (5 hours ago)

― g®▲Ðұ, Saturday, 28 April 2007 21:24 (seventeen years ago) link

the master of zing gets zinged.

it isn't that the bad jokes are actually racist but that they are lazy enough that they are not "tackling" any "issue" they might "think" they are

-- RJG, Sunday, April 29, 2007 4:01 PM (3 hours ago)

RJG, your endless string of "quips" are not nearly as "clever" as you "think" they are. Please go update your Two And A Half Men fansite and stop talking about a show that you neither like nor have anything interesting to say about.

-- Deric W. Haircare, Sunday, April 29, 2007 4:06 PM (3 hours ago)

― stevie, Sunday, 29 April 2007 18:11 (seventeen years ago) link

one of my first threads on ilx was, i think, in response to a post on sexism in crunk jess had made on his blog. i assumed he was a she

― deej, Sunday, 29 April 2007 18:16 (seventeen years ago) link

wait, is jess jane dark?

― artdamages, Sunday, 29 April 2007 18:19 (seventeen years ago) link

ok i know the answer to that. but it would be funny if he was.

― artdamages, Sunday, 29 April 2007 18:20 (seventeen years ago) link

stevie, you left out the part where rjg asks deric if he is bald

― cutty, Sunday, 29 April 2007 18:54 (seventeen years ago) link

i hadn't got that far yet... mention of two and a half men fansite sent me prematurely in the direction of the zingpage.

― stevie, Sunday, 29 April 2007 19:08 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v468/AndresHimself/meandagoat.jpg

― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 01:40 (seventeen years ago) link

How long does it take the average ILXor to realize that jess is male? It took me about a year I think.

-- Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 28 April 2007 21:16 (2 days ago)

it took me till he said something about wanting some female critic to suck his dick till he came blood

― deeznuts, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 02:02 (seventeen years ago) link

That's disgusting.

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 02:15 (seventeen years ago) link

it is also true

― deeznuts, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 02:22 (seventeen years ago) link

it was a male critic. i don't even think it was a critic.

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 02:29 (seventeen years ago) link

it was also not an expression of lust.

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 02:30 (seventeen years ago) link

watch me shoot down my future career prospects while drunk: new times media can suck my cock until i cum blood

-- PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Monday, September 4, 2006

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 02:35 (seventeen years ago) link

unless we're gendering corporations now

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 02:37 (seventeen years ago) link

well whatever, it was then that i realized he had a penis, whether or not he wanted it to cum blood

xp(2)

― deeznuts, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 02:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Swollen with liquid
Ready to burst
A load of my lymph
Will quench this dead body's thirst
One month in the grave
twisted and half decayed
She turned a putrid yellow
I pissed in her maggot filled asshole
Fucking the rotting
My semen is bleeding
The smell of decay
Seeps from her genital cavity
The smell was unbearable As I unburied her
I cum blood from my erection
I feel it run
down her throat, swallow
Eyes glassy and vacant
body dug up to play with
Skin greasy and naked
tonguing her rotted anus
I need a live woman
to fill with my fluid
A delicate girl, to mutilate, fuck and kill
her body exceptional
she thought I was normal
but I wanted more
I came blood inside of her
choking on the clot
gagging on the snot
gushing blood, from her mouth
bloody gel leaking out
Body buried in a shallow grave
Unmarked for none to find
The sickness I have left behind
Undetected go my crimes
The greatest thrill of my life
to slit my cock with a knife

-jess

― deeznuts, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 02:42 (seventeen years ago) link

blood in cum?

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

hi, last night after i masturbated, i noticed there're some blood stains in my cum. it doesnt really hurt or feel strange though. i never had blood in my cum before but just last night, could it be some kind of infection or disease? i've had protected sex last year with a girl and after 3month i done a STD test and it was negative, i didint have any sex with anyone during that 3 month period neither. how reliable would that test be? is it HIV related or is it an infection? sorry im kinda freaked out. thanks for any replies.

― deeznuts, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 02:43 (seventeen years ago) link

uh

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 02:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Is that a Jewel bside. xpost

― Trayce, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 02:44 (seventeen years ago) link

less talk, more zings

― Fetchboy, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 02:54 (seventeen years ago) link

deeznuts, is that from Y! answers? so many retards on there

― jaxon, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 04:38 (seventeen years ago) link

b-in-c is no joek dudes

― m coleman, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 10:14 (seventeen years ago) link

I can't tell any of these films apart

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, May 2, 2007 9:15 PM (1 hour ago)

it's pretty easy to and here's a tip: they have different names and in many cases different actors playing james bond.

-- félix pié, Wednesday, May 2, 2007 9:45 PM (40 minutes ago)

― That one guy that quit, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Does anybody know anything about tupac shakur?

I need info bad cuz 2morrow i need to turn in my project and if i dont finish i repeat 7th grade . help like if i was your own sister

― admrl, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

you're still in 7th grade adam?

― That one guy that quit, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:20 (seventeen years ago) link

uh oh, custos patrol

― That one guy that quit, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:21 (seventeen years ago) link

thx deej we know what cathy is

-- and what, Thursday, May 3, 2007 7:02 PM (Yesterday)

i did it for tuomos

-- deej, Thursday, May 3, 2007 7:04 PM (Yesterday)

― stevie, Thursday, 3 May 2007 23:33 (seventeen years ago) link

O NOES ITS GONNA SUCK BOO T.I. I HATE YOU NOW *desperately searches for new train to ride*

-- Dimension 5ive, Friday, May 4, 2007 10:49 AM (16 minutes ago)

damn Matt don't get all Veronica Mars thread-style defensive on me

-- Alex in Baltimore, Friday, May 4, 2007 10:58 AM (7 minutes ago)

― and what, Friday, 4 May 2007 15:06 (seventeen years ago) link

MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ

Norway has a lot of musicians to be proud of at the moment.

-- Geir Hongro, Monday, 7 May 2007 00:01 (3 hours ago)

MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ

― moonship journey to baja, Monday, 7 May 2007 03:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Really, Geir, ring the authorities in Majorca and take the kid back. You'll get a fair trial.

-- Marcello Carlin, Friday, 11 May 2007 12:33 (20 minutes ago)

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 11 May 2007 12:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Is this still on? I can't believe it! It's not even funny anymore!

RichyG is a member of oink(crabcigar, you are not searching at the right place), but that doesn't make anyone an oink administrator.

RichyG, on your profile says "Invited by:" and a name next to it..
Can you please tell us that name?

-- dthemora, Wednesday, May 9, 2007 3:33 AM (2 days ago)
(I)not even funny anymore!(/i)

BETTER THAN NEVER BEING FUNNY AKA YOU

-- ralph, Wednesday, May 9, 2007 5:33 AM (2 days ago)

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:34 (seventeen years ago) link

If ruining threads is a bannable offense, then surely our friend Catsupppppppppppppp should be the first one to go.

-- King Boy Pato, Friday, May 11, 2007 7:05 PM (2 hours ago)

― tehresa, Saturday, 12 May 2007 02:06 (seventeen years ago) link

i met the pinefox at a party! he didn't know what a club was or why i would want to go to one

-- lex pretend, Wednesday, May 16, 2007 3:59 PM (2 hours ago)

a real meeting of the minds

-- blueski, Wednesday, May 16, 2007 4:04 PM (2 hours ago)

― That one guy that quit, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 15:29 (seventeen years ago) link

What threads have I ever ruined? That guy is a total aspie!

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 15:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Meanwhile, McCain, who was clearly more comfortable at the podium Tuesday than he was two weeks ago, got a notable swipe at Mitt Romney, who had tried to score points with the base by trashing McCain’s work on immigration and campaign-finance reform. Asked to respond, McCain replied, "I take and kept a consistent position on campaign-finance reform … I have kept a consistent position on right to life. And I haven’t changed my position on even-numbered years or have changed because of the different offices I may be running for."

― and what, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 20:02 (seventeen years ago) link

after bentsen sonned quayle the whole point of party/presidential debates has become getting in good zingers

― sanskrit, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link

none have ever been as good as that bentsen jfk line tho

― max, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 20:25 (seventeen years ago) link

who's gonna google search obie trice?

-- strongohulkington, Thursday, May 17, 2007 1:34 PM (16 minutes ago)

never underestimate the ranks of Shady/Aftermath fanboys.

-- Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, May 17, 2007 1:39 PM (11 minutes ago)

or failed passantino memes

-- and what, Thursday, May 17, 2007 1:48 PM (2 minutes ago)

i'm sure he'll respond once he figures out what "BIG TRICE aka" should be driving

-- deej, Thursday, May 17, 2007 1:50 PM (7 seconds ago)

― and what, Thursday, 17 May 2007 17:51 (seventeen years ago) link

BIG DOM aka the memedriver

― deej, Thursday, 17 May 2007 17:55 (seventeen years ago) link

BIG DOM aka the memedriver

-- Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, May 17, 2007 12:53 PM (3 minutes ago)

d'oh

― deej, Thursday, 17 May 2007 17:56 (seventeen years ago) link

you had it, then you lost it

― and what, Thursday, 17 May 2007 18:01 (seventeen years ago) link

the shameful part is that i zinged him because i couldn't think of what big trice should be driving either. :-(

― deej, Thursday, 17 May 2007 18:11 (seventeen years ago) link

They all laughed at Christopher Columbus when he said the world was round.

― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 17 May 2007 18:28 (seventeen years ago) link

^ is he being serious

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 17 May 2007 18:38 (seventeen years ago) link

yah world is rly round dude.

― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 17 May 2007 18:46 (seventeen years ago) link

hotelopera: it's kind of amazing rob them co never got with Pitchfork
XXXXXX: his male model career prevented it
XXXXXX: too busy getting john edwards haircut
hotelopera: haha remember when you didn't even know the PF track reviews had star ratings
hotelopera: and so Schrieber would make up star ratings for your reviews
XXXXXX: funney
XXXXXX: whatever happened to that guy
hotelopera: the PF guy or John Edwards?
XXXXXX: ha
hotelopera: i would tell you what happened to Ryan Schreiber, but then I'd have to go to rehab

― and what, Friday, 18 May 2007 02:29 (seventeen years ago) link

lol @ lex zing

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 18 May 2007 03:11 (seventeen years ago) link

lots of dc stuff - http://www.tidalbasinpeddleboats.com/ http://www.nps.gov/coga/ http://www.culturaltourismdc.org/dch_tourism2608/dch_tourism_show.htm?doc_id=42736 http://www.culturaltourismdc.org/information2550/information.htm?area=2522 http://explore.georgetown.edu/locations/index.cfm?Action=View&LocationID=83 http://www.culturaltourismdc.org/dch_tourism2555/dch_tourism.htm?doc_id=44054&area=2526 http://www.thompsonboatcenter.com/ http://www.culturaltourismdc.org/dch_tourism2608/dch_tourism_show.htm?doc_id=42019 http://www.culturaltourismdc.org/information2550/information.htm?area=2517 http://www.culturaltourismdc.org/dch_tourism2555/dch_tourism.htm?doc_id=43932&area=2519 http://www.culturaltourismdc.org/dch_tourism2608/dch_tourism_show.htm?doc_id=44286 http://www.culturaltourismdc.org/dch_tourism2555/dch_tourism.htm?doc_id=43300&area=2530 http://www.culturaltourismdc.org/dch_tourism2555/dch_tourism.htm?doc_id=43946&area=2519 http://www.culturaltourismdc.org/information2550/information.htm?area=14786 http://www.nga.gov/ http://americanhistory.si.edu/visiting/index.cfm http://www.nasm.si.edu/ http://www.ushmm.org/ http://www.folklife.si.edu/center/festival.html http://www.loc.gov/visit/tours.html http://www.mountvernon.org/ http://www.corcoran.org/index.asp http://americanart.si.edu/index3.cfm http://www.nbm.org/ http://www.wolftrap.org/ http://www.shakespearedc.org/ http://www.930.com/ http://www.blackcatdc.com/ http://www.warehousetheater.com/ http://www.zaytinya.com/ http://www.eteterestaurant.com/ http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp-dyn?node=cityguide/profile&id=794721 http://www.cffolksrestaurant.com/ http://www.benschilibowl.com/ http://www.2amyspizza.com/ http://www.rasikarestaurant.com/ http://www.hanksdc.com/ http://www.bukom.com/ http://www.teaism.com/ http://www.clydes.com/main/Restaurants.cfm http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp-dyn?node=cityguide/profile&id=1094192 http://washingtondchotels.jurysdoyle.com/ http://www.kimptondchotels.com/ http://www.embassysuites.com/en/es/hotels/index.jhtml?ctyhocn=WASDNES http://www.georgetowncollection.com/latham_hotel/ http://www.tabardinn.com/

-- gabbneb, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:38 (Yesterday)

I read every gabbneb post with the sound of a dot-matrix printer etching across my mind.

-- Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:59 (Yesterday)

― am0n, Friday, 18 May 2007 14:25 (seventeen years ago) link

i never thought i had a big head until i had to measure myself to get a hat made. that was a day of shattered illusions.

-- lauren (warmleatherett...), April 11th, 2006.

and shattered hats i assume!

-- s1ocki (slytus...), April 11th, 2006.

― and what, Friday, 18 May 2007 19:49 (seventeen years ago) link

S/D :: scarfpop--

dom pizzatino's scarf to thread

-- name (...), April 12th, 2006

that was nearly post #1 til i realised i had no desire to see his face

-- electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricso✧✧✧@hotm✧✧✧.c✧✧), April 12th, 2006

― and what, Friday, 18 May 2007 19:50 (seventeen years ago) link

My sexual fantasies are all about having sex. Put that in yr pipe.

-- kenan, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 14:12 (27 minutes ago) Link

I prefer to stick something else in it, quite frankly

-- nathalie, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 14:33 (6 minutes ago) Link

― deej, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 14:41 (seventeen years ago) link

the lack of BLOG HOUSE on this list is an oversight

-- strongohulkington, Wednesday, May 23, 2007 3:38 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

no it was a conscious decision based on sound judgement

-- blueski, Wednesday, May 23, 2007 3:39 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― deej, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 15:42 (seventeen years ago) link

As I have said many times before here, the time will come, and soon, when we will have zero-word reviews; just ratings and emoticons. Those who bemoan the loss of long thinkpieces will routinely be directed to the blog world, where there are plenty of stimulating and provocative thousand-word reviews written free of charge, i.e. we helped do ourselves out of business.

-- Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, May 23, 2007 6:47 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link

i can think of a few reviewers i'd limit to zero words

-- moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, May 23, 2007 2:44 PM (58 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I believe Goebbels voiced similar sentiments in the early days of the Third Reich.

-- Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, May 23, 2007 2:48 PM (55 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

hmmm, this goebbels guy sounds right on!!

-- moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, May 23, 2007 2:50 PM (53 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Potential future employers will google all this, you realise that.

-- Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, May 23, 2007 2:54 PM (49 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Yes, when they get the CV from "moonship journey to baja" he's fucked.

-- Groke, Wednesday, May 23, 2007 2:57 PM (46 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 15:44 (seventeen years ago) link

trifecta

― am0n, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 15:56 (seventeen years ago) link

outstanding

― sanskrit, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:08 (seventeen years ago) link

cmon perpetua's t-shirt is pretty funny

-- and what, Wednesday, May 23, 2007 6:17 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Okay, so Bobby Valentino's "Rearview Ridin" is restoring my faith in pixeldust - painfully slow kicks and swirly fizzy keyboards, and Bobby in his most overwrought pose.

-- Tim F, Tuesday, May 22, 2007 1:51 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

thank god he was able to restore your faith in the genre you just made up an hour ago.

-- Alex in Baltimore, Tuesday, May 22, 2007 2:07 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Thursday, 24 May 2007 16:21 (seventeen years ago) link

lol

― s1ocki, Thursday, 24 May 2007 16:21 (seventeen years ago) link

al's perpetual disdain for everyone not him has become oddly beautiful to behold

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 24 May 2007 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

ppl who can pull of bitchy w/o seeming sulky are a valuable resource

― s1ocki, Thursday, 24 May 2007 19:28 (seventeen years ago) link

daria, you may be right as far as mid-tier retailers picking up on the neon trend and riding it out, but for my purposes it will have become passe :P

-- elmo argonaut, Thursday, May 24, 2007 7:22 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

we've seen your flannel shirt, dude.

-- TOMBOT, Thursday, May 24, 2007 7:24 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― deej, Thursday, 24 May 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Jesus christ, being an asshole internet contrarian is one thing, but this is seriously not cool.

-- kingfish, Thursday, May 24, 2007 3:15 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

xpost Those guys are assholes, too. Anytime you 'recruit' anyone of one color to raise hell against another color, that seems like a bad, bad idea to me. Not you?

-- Manalishi, Thursday, May 24, 2007 3:16 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

but hes saving you the trouble of pasting his opinions to ilx threads

-- and what, Thursday, May 24, 2007 3:17 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 24 May 2007 20:32 (seventeen years ago) link

I guess I don't understand the calls for 'banning' - would this place be better if everyone agreed on everything? Maybe TOMBOT and deej would like it if we all wore matching armbands too?

In the past month, TOMBOT accused me - outrageously - of being 'the kind of guy who'd drag brown people form my truck,' Steve Shasta posted a map to my home on a thread for no reason that I could see, and Catsuppp told me he was sending mexicans to my house with the promise of 'horny women.' Sounds like libel, threats and generally creepy behavior to me. But I'm not calling for any of YOU to be banned.

Then, I'm not a little bitch.

-- Manalishi, Thursday, May 24, 2007 8:24 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Well, rog, sounds like ILX is a pretty fucked up place, but I fail to see the relevance.

-- Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, May 24, 2007 8:26 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

medalofhonor.jpg

― and what, Thursday, 24 May 2007 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

this whole article is a gigantic zinger to me and my friends. i use all of those words regularly and my email is gnarls.in.charge @ gmail.com :(

http://www.viceland.com/int/v14n5/htdocs/stoop/1.jpg

http://www.viceland.com/int/v14n5/htdocs/stoop.php?country=us

― jaxon, Thursday, 24 May 2007 21:17 (seventeen years ago) link

haha
but, y'know, it's vice

(i don't say any of those abbreviated words! i don't think
and i think it's great when moms say 'awesome')

― rrrobyn, Thursday, 24 May 2007 21:24 (seventeen years ago) link

TOTAL zing to yr email name tho!

― rrrobyn, Thursday, 24 May 2007 21:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Catsuppp told me he was sending mexicans to my house with the promise of 'horny women.'

WAHT

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 24 May 2007 21:32 (seventeen years ago) link

That Catsupppppppppp is always starting trouble. Tsk.

― Laurel, Thursday, 24 May 2007 21:40 (seventeen years ago) link

i was at the airport and talking to someone at the counter and said "Whatevs" and then punched myself in the neck.

― jaxon, Thursday, 24 May 2007 22:07 (seventeen years ago) link

i love saying whatevs!

― chaki, Thursday, 24 May 2007 22:40 (seventeen years ago) link

i was at the airport and talking to someone at the counter and said "Whatevs" and then punched myself in the neck

this is the secret upgrade code

― gabbneb, Thursday, 24 May 2007 22:50 (seventeen years ago) link

rachel says whatevs the whole time

― 696, Thursday, 24 May 2007 23:19 (seventeen years ago) link

^ i know. on IM w/her is prolly where i get half of my stoopslang. whatevs, totes, chilax, rawsome. she adds -y to everything too. from her flickr: blossomy, old timey, stripey, signy, thingy, smushy. kinda how pee wee herman used to say, "mmmm. these pancakes are pancakey"

― jaxon, Friday, 25 May 2007 01:22 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c28_1180051991

― Steve Shasta, Friday, 25 May 2007 01:58 (seventeen years ago) link

ive been sayign whatevs for half my life and i cant stop fu vice you and ur friends didnt start it get off the interents ty

― jhøshea, Friday, 25 May 2007 02:31 (seventeen years ago) link

i think adding -y to the ends of words is a-ok. a friend of mine asked of a notorious local criminal "why does he have to be so stabby?" and it was high-fives all around

― river wolf, Friday, 25 May 2007 03:21 (seventeen years ago) link

-y is great! so is freakin abbreviation srsly whatevs yeah i've said it
LOL VICE

― rrrobyn, Friday, 25 May 2007 03:24 (seventeen years ago) link

-y is great!

it can be great but it's too often overused. what i hate hate HATE is the "-y +mc" thing. like calling someone "Drinky McDrunkpants" or whatever. pet peeve that drives me nuts.

unrelated: i just mistyped something and found what name i will use should i ever have to go underground and assume an alias: pete peeve.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 25 May 2007 03:41 (seventeen years ago) link

ah yeah well anything overused ends up being not great :/
i found the 'y + mc funny the other day when someone used it in novel way, but i hadn't heard it in a long time

― rrrobyn, Friday, 25 May 2007 04:21 (seventeen years ago) link

ja y + mc

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 25 May 2007 04:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Michael said "whatevs" on the office tonight.

― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 25 May 2007 04:34 (seventeen years ago) link

ja y mc .xls

― rrrobyn, Friday, 25 May 2007 05:36 (seventeen years ago) link

the "-y +mc" thing. like calling someone "Drinky McDrunkpants"

i think this got big in Friends which makes it not ok. or the whole grey's anatomy mcdreamy bullshit. blech

― jaxon, Friday, 25 May 2007 05:45 (seventeen years ago) link

i havent been corrupted into saying this stuff yety

― 696, Friday, 25 May 2007 05:54 (seventeen years ago) link

i abbreviate all the time. i love it. it is part of my branepiece. sorry vice

― s1ocki, Friday, 25 May 2007 06:18 (seventeen years ago) link

redonk, slockiy

― remy bean, Friday, 25 May 2007 06:24 (seventeen years ago) link

look at slangy mcirony over here

― Hurting 2, Friday, 25 May 2007 07:17 (seventeen years ago) link

lol @ "sowwie" + "kewl" getting the thumbs up

― ^@^, Friday, 25 May 2007 08:25 (seventeen years ago) link

i think adding -y to the ends of words is a-ok. a friend of mine asked of a notorious local criminal "why does he have to be so stabby?" and it was high-fives all around

awesome

― braveclub, Friday, 25 May 2007 09:13 (seventeen years ago) link

i say whatevs a lot actually! goes great wtih my gay lisp lol

― strgn, Friday, 25 May 2007 10:41 (seventeen years ago) link

my favorite gay slang ever was when this really fey guy at work came up to my desk and asked "can you do me a flavor?"

― sanskrit, Friday, 25 May 2007 11:09 (seventeen years ago) link

i got the y + mc verbal bug ("sleepy mcsnorington") from animal crossing actually.

― forksclovetofu, Friday, 25 May 2007 13:14 (seventeen years ago) link

why are you derailing zing with this

― and what, Friday, 25 May 2007 13:20 (seventeen years ago) link

the only acceptable form of y + mc is ____o ____ington

― and what, Friday, 25 May 2007 13:20 (seventeen years ago) link

haa remember when jess was mounto goatington

― and what, Friday, 25 May 2007 13:21 (seventeen years ago) link

coyotegoate harvell

― and what, Friday, 25 May 2007 13:21 (seventeen years ago) link

much better derail:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=inIWj6CU0GI

Also: Take a nap.

― forksclovetofu, Friday, 25 May 2007 13:23 (seventeen years ago) link

to: ned raggett
re: lame post

pls choose at least one of the following options.

a) make sense
b) be more funny

sncrly yrs,
me

-- Josh, Friday, July 19, 2002 12:00 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Friday, 25 May 2007 14:49 (seventeen years ago) link

haha i love how that one could easily be off the very recent "dear x, love y" thread

― strongohulkington, Friday, 25 May 2007 14:52 (seventeen years ago) link

josh was always ahead of his time

― and what, Friday, 25 May 2007 14:53 (seventeen years ago) link

r.i.p. pac-man

― strongohulkington, Friday, 25 May 2007 14:56 (seventeen years ago) link

didn't know if i shoulda put this in the zing or lol thread:

unconnected things = great
as long as they stay unconnected
-- lex pretend, Friday, May 25, 2007 12:51 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

people are fond of limits and boundaries. of rules.
-- scott seward, Friday, May 25, 2007 12:51 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

lex does that mean we need different ipods for different genres or what
-- braveclub, Friday, May 25, 2007 12:51 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

lex doesn't know how to connect an ipod
-- blueski, Friday, May 25, 2007 12:57 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

i actually don't!
-- lex pretend, Friday, May 25, 2007 12:58 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

trusty discman continues to serve me well
-- lex pretend, Friday, May 25, 2007 12:58 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

i saw him trying to eat an ipod once, on wanstead flats. tuomas laughed at him, explaining you dont eat those, they're for wiping your face with
-- 696, Friday, May 25, 2007 12:58 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

― jaxon, Friday, 25 May 2007 17:19 (seventeen years ago) link

So take all your “gnarls” and your “probs” and lay them gently to rest next to “as if” and “NOT!”

next to two things i still say :/

― That one guy that quit, Saturday, 26 May 2007 16:56 (seventeen years ago) link

defensive

-- RJG, Sunday, May 27, 2007 2:45 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

condescending

-- am0n, Sunday, May 27, 2007 2:50 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― stevie, Sunday, 27 May 2007 14:56 (seventeen years ago) link

think that was explanatory

― RJG, Sunday, 27 May 2007 15:46 (seventeen years ago) link

explanatory

― s1ocki, Sunday, 27 May 2007 16:54 (seventeen years ago) link

that's how easy it is to tell

― RJG, Sunday, 27 May 2007 17:41 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm lebanese but my personality is amerrrican. i like america, just not american trash. american woman jabbing ppl and screaming "faggot" in a hotel cuz she got embarrassed = american trash. faggot shouldn't be treated lightly, and neither should arguing against it - because wherever you or i may live or whoever we may know, there are still plenty of ppl living in plenty o places that do use the word faggot and the like to great detriment.

though the plain and simple notion of human equality shouldn't need a medal to encourage it (self-righteousness etc.), still these days, as a gay man, i find it worthy of praise.

-- Surmounter, Sunday, 27 May 2007 18:15 (1 hour ago) Link

did you find ILX through oink invites?

-- sanskrit, Sunday, 27 May 2007 19:19 (1 minute ago) Link

― and what, Sunday, 27 May 2007 19:22 (seventeen years ago) link

" The feral hog is definitely one of the biggest, if not the biggest ever taken by an 11 year old and Jamison is now looking for a big shotgun and hoping Dragons are real."

-- forksclovetofu, Saturday, May 26, 2007 4:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

"Jamison received a congratulation from: Rickey Medlocke of Lynyrd Skynyrd - Kenny Chesney - Tom Knapp & Tim Bradley of Benelli - Jerry Miculek of Smith & Wesson and his Hero's from our Armed Forces around the world"

-- forksclovetofu, Saturday, May 26, 2007 4:31 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

forks getting reposted on the custos thread doesn't actually move you up in the statscock

-- Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, May 26, 2007 4:38 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

― and what, Monday, 28 May 2007 13:20 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe you can start a bunch of threads about yourself

-- jeff, Tuesday, May 29, 2007 6:30 PM (26 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

― river wolf, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 18:31 (seventeen years ago) link

hey jeff, you're all welcome to start threads about yourself, dorito breath.

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, May 29, 2007 6:36 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

yeah, dorito breath. your breath smells like doritos.

-- river wolf, Tuesday, May 29, 2007 6:37 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 18:39 (seventeen years ago) link

a dime a dozen eh? name a dozen pretty drunks under the age of 21

-- Surmounter, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 01:21 (10 hours ago) Bookmark Link

rolling teenpop to thread.

-- Steve Shasta, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 01:23 (10 hours ago) Bookmark Link

― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 11:54 (seventeen years ago) link

I get pretty drunk all the time

― dmr, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 12:51 (seventeen years ago) link

not under 21 tho

― dmr, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 12:51 (seventeen years ago) link

U-God is awful. His verses are almost uniformly bad, IMHO.

RZA is a great lyricist and his beats (at least before 2000), are amazing.
GZA's verses are the most cerebral.
Inspectah Deck is a hugely underrated lyricist, and while he's not charismatic enough to handle a track alone, he always makes a track better (BTW, check his verse on "Let My Niggas Live"-- it's badass)
Ghostface is the most stream-of-consciousness and in many ways the most surreal lyricist.
ODB... well, you gotta love ODB.
I don't really care for Meth all that much. His style doesn't really fit in with the other members in my opinion.

-- Richard Wood Johnson, Tuesday, May 29, 2007 7:24 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Insightful, "Wood" Johnson!

xposts

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, May 30, 2007 1:53 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Link

lol

― deej, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 14:21 (seventeen years ago) link

HOOS mach 2

― deej, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 14:21 (seventeen years ago) link

(scandinavia)

it's dark up there, they all fuck each other constantly, there's no difference

-- kenan, Wednesday, May 30, 2007 4:29 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

except for that one guy who always gets left out. you know.

-- blueski, Wednesday, May 30, 2007 4:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

sex is too rhythmic for him

-- ghost rider, Wednesday, May 30, 2007 4:32 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

― strgn, Thursday, 31 May 2007 09:07 (seventeen years ago) link

^ A+++

― sleep, Thursday, 31 May 2007 14:05 (seventeen years ago) link

STENCE STENCE STENCE, I KISS YOU I MISSEDED YOU I KISS YOU AGAIN!!!

I knew if I kept pumping that Dirty Dronerock Boys: Shag and Destroy thread, you'd come back in the end.

-- Masonic Boom, Friday, June 1, 2007 9:48 AM (Friday, June 1, 2007 9:48 AM) Bookmark Link

go away

-- am0n, Friday, June 1, 2007 4:45 PM (Friday, June 1, 2007 4:45 PM) Bookmark Link

"pumping"

-- cutty, Friday, June 1, 2007 4:46 PM (Friday, June 1, 2007 4:46 PM) Bookmark Link

― tehresa, Saturday, 2 June 2007 01:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Lol at Hoos.

― Hurting 2, Saturday, 2 June 2007 02:58 (seventeen years ago) link

I've always thought the lyrics were from the standpoint of an omnipotent but lonesome being . . .
-- Joe, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 00:59 (1 month ago) Link

Okay now I get why Geir likes it
-- Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 01:01 (1 month ago) Link

― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Saturday, 2 June 2007 08:22 (seventeen years ago) link

lol

― strgn, Saturday, 2 June 2007 09:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Don't read your insecurities into it!

-- Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Sunday, February 8, 2004 3:37 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

Eat me.

-- Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, February 8, 2004 3:49 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 00:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Wow, I'm listening to the first 25 seconds of "I Can't Go For That (No Can Do)" right now, and it's totally perfect. I love the way all the parts come in, one at a time: the circular bass line interlocking with the crisp drumbeat, then the hypnotic, dreamy synth-swirl, then the clean, stuttering guitar. There's much more to a mood in this song -- wistful, sensual -- than in the pedestrian jangle of the Only Ones.

-- jaymc, Monday, June 4, 2007 11:21 PM

Save it for your next self-promoted Stylus article that no one will read.

-- dan m, Monday, June 4, 2007 11:25 PM

― Laurel, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 00:34 (seventeen years ago) link

STEP OFF THE ONLY ONES COLLEGE BOY

― Laurel, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 00:34 (seventeen years ago) link

makes a change from .xls jokes, certainly.

― haitch, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 01:22 (seventeen years ago) link

so harsh yet so funny

― sanskrit, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 01:28 (seventeen years ago) link

has anyone ever called out n1ck "i'm sure bob dylan read my stylus article on sound compression" s0uthall? he is surely the king of that behaviour.

― haitch, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 01:38 (seventeen years ago) link

I support Scik's cause though

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 01:47 (seventeen years ago) link

to be fair nick's article is in the da capo thingummy book, it's not just stylus.

― That one guy that quit, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 09:45 (seventeen years ago) link

more like da crapo, amirite?

― bobby bedelia, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 14:24 (seventeen years ago) link

"Throw Some D's" is the masterful piece of production architecture.
"Make It Rain (Remix)" is the true rhyme event.
"This Is Why I'm Hot" is the flawless piece of pop.

So who gets to be called 2007's greatest hip-hop single?

-- Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, June 6, 2007 7:20 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Never trust an indie guy when they start talking about perfect pop - Todd Rundgren, New Pornographers, MiMS, whatever.

-- da croupier, Wednesday, June 6, 2007 7:23 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 19:37 (seventeen years ago) link

I think everyone has thought what you have at some point Curtis. Then we moved on.

-- Ms Misery, Wednesday, June 6, 2007 8:18 PM

well allow me to harp on about it until I do move on, particularly on threads where it's, you know, relevant.

-- Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, June 6, 2007 8:19 PM

― Laurel, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 20:21 (seventeen years ago) link

guys guys guys it is ALL about the eyebrow raise + ambiguous smile

-- Just got offed, Thursday, June 7, 2007 2:23 PM (56 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

gross

-- rrrobyn, Thursday, June 7, 2007 2:23 PM (56 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― deej, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:26 (seventeen years ago) link

she comes across as an aspirational culture-tourist, as someone who wishes to impress others by if not demonstrating a great knowledge of their supposed cultural depth, at least recognising some of its major tenets.

Unfotunately, she is also a complete idiot, so this effort fell flat on its sorry face.

-- Just got offed, Thursday, 7 June 2007 14:46 (43 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

You make her sound like you, Louis

-- Tom D., Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:23 (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:31 (seventeen years ago) link

perfect ZING

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Nabisco, I know writing 400-word ILM posts is kinda what you do, but I really feel bad about you spending a half hour on a spec script for Mad TV just to illustrate someone's throwaway one-liner.

-- Alex in Baltimore, Tuesday, June 5, 2007 6:06 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Thursday, 7 June 2007 18:57 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm Hillary-leaning right now. ... general belief in stuff I also believe in

How have you detected any beliefs?

-- Dr Morbius, Thursday, June 7, 2007 8:03 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

yeah, she doesnt even publish a racist newsletter

-- and what, Thursday, June 7, 2007 8:05 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― deej, Thursday, 7 June 2007 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

alex's zing is sort of sweet, and very funny

― stevie, Thursday, 7 June 2007 23:53 (seventeen years ago) link

23" imac allllll tricked out.
2x500 gig SATA RAID 0 enclosure for media
1 500 gig SATA backup
250 gig usb2 disk (system disk backup)

http://usb.brando.com.hk/prod_detail.php?prod_id=00179

need new desk and then a second display

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, June 7, 2007 10:45 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

then you can not record any new music on a brand new machine

-- TOMBOT, Thursday, June 7, 2007 10:45 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

― gr8080, Friday, 8 June 2007 00:09 (seventeen years ago) link

tough love

― river wolf, Friday, 8 June 2007 01:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Riverside is so depressing. My family's from there (I was born there) and you can trace its visible decline through family photos.

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 7 June 2007 17:30 (16 hours ago) Link

once shakey was born the whole community kind of threw in the collective towel.

-- chicago kevin, Thursday, 7 June 2007 17:31 (Yesterday) Link

― m coleman, Friday, 8 June 2007 10:26 (seventeen years ago) link

2x500 gig SATA RAID 0 enclosure for media

raid 0 = no fault tolerance still right? just striping data without parity? what application needs a slight performance increase over data protection?

― chicago kevin, Friday, 8 June 2007 13:31 (seventeen years ago) link

everyone's a comedian

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, June 8, 2007 9:33 PM (45 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

not everyone

-- ^@^, Friday, June 8, 2007 9:33 PM (28 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

― deej, Friday, 8 June 2007 21:34 (seventeen years ago) link

i believe that was less of a zing and more a way to set up repeating the fact that cutty's band has hot bitches in it

― strongohulkington, Friday, 8 June 2007 21:49 (seventeen years ago) link

that may be but i was thinking of shakey mo 'always too soon for unfunny remarks' zing upthread

― deej, Friday, 8 June 2007 22:31 (seventeen years ago) link

how did I miss this thread

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, June 11, 2007 11:03 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

it was nice. can you miss more?

-- strgn, Tuesday, June 12, 2007 12:59 AM (16 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

― latebloomer, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 01:03 (seventeen years ago) link

A++++++++!

― John Justen, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 01:05 (seventeen years ago) link

just coming to post^^^^

― gr8080, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 02:35 (seventeen years ago) link

raid 0 = no fault tolerance still right? just striping data without parity? what application needs a slight performance increase over data protection?

-- chicago kevin, Friday, 8 June 2007 13:31 (3 days ago) Link

most of my data loss is from user errors

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 03:12 (seventeen years ago) link

yours

― river wolf, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 08:47 (seventeen years ago) link

There was a (complementary) creché facility which they failed to use, for some reason. Obviously they're going to be cursing themselves for doing this, but... Oh I dunno. What's common sense? I wrote about it on my blog and someone called me a bastard. For my book I'm planning a chapter on a husband who drugs his wife and artificially inseminates her with other mens' sperm to order, then has the babies 'abducted' as toddlers as a cover for selling them.

-- Scik Mouthy, Wednesday, June 13, 2007 11:40 AM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

if the mccann's are in any way responsible for scik mouthy's chapter outline they should be punished severely.

-- estela, Wednesday, June 13, 2007 11:46 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― stevie, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 11:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Scik Mouthy has been watching too much Law & Order

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 13:19 (seventeen years ago) link

ho damn, yr right, i remember that one

― sanskrit, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 15:05 (seventeen years ago) link

it was an SNL skit with Will Ferrell and Reese Witherspoon. It's not like I'm Nabisco over here working up special scripts just for ILE. (xpost)

-- Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, June 13, 2007 7:59 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

FOLLOWUP ZING

― and what, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

I just came here to post the Alex in B one.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

seeing a thread title about vibrations has given me kenanxiety.

-- estela, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 22:56 (16 minutes ago) Link

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 23:14 (seventeen years ago) link

give this lady a gold medal

― strgn, Thursday, 14 June 2007 04:37 (seventeen years ago) link

PATRON SAINT OF THIS THREAD

― sanskrit, Thursday, 14 June 2007 13:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Morbs, nah to v0000rdomes, i already know what a drum circle looks like

-- elmo argonaut, Friday, June 15, 2007 5:32 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

― sanskrit, Friday, 15 June 2007 19:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Ignoring the essay's larger points non-shockah.

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Saturday, June 16, 2007 2:17 PM

i guess i'll have to rescreen it

-- gershy, Saturday, 16 June 2007 23:35 (15 hours ago) Link

― and what, Sunday, 17 June 2007 15:16 (seventeen years ago) link

"shockah" is bad enough, "non-shockah" constructions should be an instant 5-day ban

― s1ocki, Sunday, 17 June 2007 16:26 (seventeen years ago) link

in-between non-zing posts edited out:
http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i191/fluxion23/IMG_5356.jpg
-- kenan, Sunday, June 17, 2007 12:16 AM (18 hours ago) Bookmark Link

How many children were outside your window at that moment, Kenan?

-- Pleasant Plains, Sunday, June 17, 2007 1:55 AM (17 hours ago) Bookmark Link

― Lingbert, Sunday, 17 June 2007 19:15 (seventeen years ago) link

guilty lolz b/c I disagree with Dom on this thread mostly:

also why do nearly all student newspaper writers write in what feels like the same voice? there's certain syntax and word choices that only student newspapers ever seem to have.

paul please, please tell me you don't actually care about the answer to this

-- lex pretend, Monday, June 18, 2007 8:29 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

http://downloadsimpsons.com/files/malibu_stacy.jpg

"Thinking too much gives you wrinkles"

-- Dom Passantino, Monday, June 18, 2007 8:31 AM (13 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 18 June 2007 13:33 (seventeen years ago) link

thought this was a joke thread until I saw it was started by Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy

-- RJG, Monday, June 18, 2007 10:38 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

― That one guy that quit, Monday, 18 June 2007 22:42 (seventeen years ago) link

bernie mac once made me spit out my coke twice, like, i spit it out but there was still some in my mouth and i was moving to clean it off my hand and then he made another joke and i spit out the rest.
-- ethan, Tuesday, March 19, 2002 1:00 AM

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 00:59 (1 hour ago) Link

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 02:14 (seventeen years ago) link

I've never heard of any of these people.

-- Tuomas, Tuesday, June 19, 2007 1:54 PM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I've never heard of Jaana Pelkonen, what's your point?

-- Noodle Vague, Tuesday, June 19, 2007 1:55 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― stevie, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 13:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Hoos zing is quality. what we hate about others is what we hate about ourselves lol

― deej, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 17:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Mets games always started at 8:05 when I was a kid. And were usually over by 10:30.
-- Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 14:09 (3 hours ago) Link

But I thought the Mets didn't come into existance until 1962!
-- David R., Tuesday, 19 June 2007 14:22 (3 hours ago) Link

― gabbneb, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 17:58 (seventeen years ago) link

rofl

― latebloomer, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 18:03 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha

― That one guy that quit, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 18:45 (seventeen years ago) link

my arteries are nowhere as clogged as David R's, just sayin'

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 18:50 (seventeen years ago) link

now make it funny

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 18:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Nice to see that Laurel's given me another reason to write her off entirely.

― jaymc, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 18:57 (seventeen years ago) link

where dude where

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:00 (seventeen years ago) link

what are you talking about?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:01 (seventeen years ago) link

For posting Dan's zing of me on this thread.

― jaymc, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:01 (seventeen years ago) link

my arteries are nowhere as clogged as David R's, just sayin'

Or: you could just say "LOL @ fat aspie Red Sox bandwagoneer"

― David R., Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:02 (seventeen years ago) link

and make that funny

― David R., Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:02 (seventeen years ago) link

I mean, it wasn't an especially good zing, because it kind of came out of nowhere (Dan has never said anything that harsh to me, even in person) and wasn't really accurate (unless mentioning to your friends that you wrote something that you thought they might be interested in = self-promotion), but it looks like she was all too eager to support it.

― jaymc, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:06 (seventeen years ago) link

u mad

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:07 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.northbloomfieldohio.homestead.com/files/beaver.jpg

― Laurel, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:08 (seventeen years ago) link

wow wow wow

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:11 (seventeen years ago) link

i mean everything

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:11 (seventeen years ago) link

UH? someone please break this beef down for me, i am a little slow today

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:11 (seventeen years ago) link

is jaymc kidding or not?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:12 (seventeen years ago) link

someone got angry for someone posting a zing somebody else made on a thread where people post zings other people make

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:12 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:12 (seventeen years ago) link

ok but i have looked and do not see the zing in question?

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:14 (seventeen years ago) link

dude she totally explained the goofy reason behind reposting it and jaymc is all like crying in his oatmeal about it, plz plz plz be kidding dude otherwise i think you should be banned from ilx entirely and forced to only communicate via emo.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:15 (seventeen years ago) link

It's lost in the fold, Elmo. Unhide posts.

― Laurel, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:15 (seventeen years ago) link

ok i see it now but hell 2 WEEKS AGO

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:16 (seventeen years ago) link

NO ONE CAN ACTUALLY HAVE A BEEF ABOUT THE ONLY ONES, IT'S THE UNWRITTEN RULE OF THE WEST, GUYS

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:16 (seventeen years ago) link

hey guys what's going on

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:18 (seventeen years ago) link

laurel rules

― jeff, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:18 (seventeen years ago) link

i was gonna post a zing but this is funnier

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:18 (seventeen years ago) link

that's the law, that's the law, it's the whole of the law

― dmr, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:19 (seventeen years ago) link

jaymc the zing sees no colors, knows no boundaries, accepts no distinctions. we are all potential givers and receivers of the zing. who among us has not been zinged? you cannot control the zing so much as channel it or suffer through it.

in summary, chill the fuck out.

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

zing buddhism

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:27 (seventeen years ago) link

kudos

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Look, the zing itself bothered me because it was from someone I consider a good friend of mine and a decent human being and I wasn't sure why he felt the way he did, and I've still not gotten a satisfactory answer from him. At the time, most people on the Chicago thread were like, "dude, Dan, wtf?" -- the consensus was that he had definitely crossed a line.

So it sucks to see that Laurel thought that the zing was casually funny enough to repost on the Noise Board -- but not entirely surprising, given that she has a tendency to interpret my (fairly innocuous) words and behavior in a way that has resulted in cruel, judgmental comments (cf. the Chicago thread yesterday and in a private e-mail dated October 24, 2006).

― jaymc, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

That's some .xls!

― Laurel, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:36 (seventeen years ago) link

and in a private e-mail dated October 24, 2006

C'mon dude. Lighten up. People say stupid shit in emails all the time.

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:38 (seventeen years ago) link

laurel cruels

― jeff, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Dude totally got this:

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0072257903.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

(is he joking????)

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:38 (seventeen years ago) link

who hates on laurel?

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:39 (seventeen years ago) link

seriously jaymc, despite the occasional database joke i actually like you okay but this is one of those "hating on peanuts"/"i think burritos are vile" things that makes me write off a human entirely.

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:40 (seventeen years ago) link

who hates on burritos?

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:40 (seventeen years ago) link

ok this beef

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:41 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.enterstageright.com/archive/articles/0504/050304iraqiprisoners.jpg

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G-Unit_feuds

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link

laurel = 50
jaymc = Cadillac Tah

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:44 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.misterkitty.org/shaindle/dramaqn.jpg

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:45 (seventeen years ago) link

This scumbag.They need to sew his eyelids open and make him watch janet reno and rosie odonnel dance naked then executed him

― jeff, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:45 (seventeen years ago) link

wait, morbius or jaymc?

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Tom Cruuise's aliens should probe his anus. Then he would be gay too and a scentist.

― jeff, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:46 (seventeen years ago) link

No. I had sent out a mass e-mail to most of the Chicago thread trying to gauge whether people were mad at me, as someone had implied to me at a bar. Nearly everyone responded with, "Dude, it's cool, we don't have a problem with you." And I was like, "Okay, cool, that's what I thought." Except for Laurel, who went to great length to criticize me for reacting the way I did.

― jaymc, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Why waste precious webspace with this chocolate killer when the angelic Kate Beckinsale is right there in your backyard. I wish she was in my backyard. She has a nice backyard.

― jeff, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:47 (seventeen years ago) link

wtf

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:47 (seventeen years ago) link

ok this thread

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:47 (seventeen years ago) link

jaymc you just gotta be like this penguin

http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Debbie-Gray/Chill-Out-Poster-C12255139.jpeg

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link

HARVEY U HAVE BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS PEOPLES COURT LOOSER

― jeff, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link

(cf. the Chicago thread yesterday and in a private e-mail dated October 24, 2006).

WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW LOL YOU SIR ARE RIDICULOUS

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link

curt1s i have mad beef with a facebook message you sent me dated march 3, 2007

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:49 (seventeen years ago) link

A ribeye is a fine piece of meat. Seasoned and chargilled to perfection.

― jeff, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:49 (seventeen years ago) link

WHEN I SAY "IT'S COMPLICATED" I FUCKING MEAN "IT'S COMPLICATED" OK DUDE

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:49 (seventeen years ago) link

a private facebook message thank u

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Damn, Ron should have run not stand there and try karate.

― jeff, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Ally, it's called Gmail. You can look up the date when e-mails were sent.

this is one of those "hating on peanuts"/"i think burritos are vile" things that makes me write off a human entirely.

Well, this is one of those What you do yourself has not much to do with this narrative you publicly project onto others where everyone else is more practical and more knowledgeable and were given a headstart that you didn't get so why should *you* know about the world of objects? I mean, I'm sure it's at least half an act because a person could hardly make his own TOAST if he were really like "why would *I* know about how wheat is ground?" but you still pull that act out all the time. And mostly I'm just really offended that after I took your query seriously against my own better judgement and researched it for you and made it palatable, you admitted in print that you just couldn't be fucked to read it yourself. Fine. Let other people do your work, see how many of them you can keep convincing when you cry "wolf" things that makes me write off a human entirely.

― jaymc, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:51 (seventeen years ago) link

i guess karate worked better in the karate kid

― jeff, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

* Curt1s is in ghost rider's extended family.
* They took a course together.
* Curt1s went to elementary school with ghost rider.
* They hooked up.

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

I think people know where to find the Chicago thread, John.

― Laurel, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

And mostly I'm just really offended that after I took your query seriously against my own better judgement and researched it for you and made it palatable, you admitted in print that you just couldn't be fucked to read it yourself. Fine.

sounds fair to me!

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:53 (seventeen years ago) link

laurel's objections, i should say

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:53 (seventeen years ago) link

XP: If you really want them to read the whole morning's worth of hand-wringing.

― Laurel, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:53 (seventeen years ago) link

jaymc, it's called stop being a fag. you can let things go and install an a/c.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:53 (seventeen years ago) link

People were no longer paying him any attention and as he feels he is the biggest celebrity on the planet he was insulted by the lack of paparazzi and the lack of his face in the news.

― jeff, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Ally, it's called Gmail. You can look up the date when e-mails were sent.

jaymc, i will try to help your sinking ship one more time, dude. the reason ally thinks it's ridiculous (just guessing here) is not because you know the date of the email but b/c you are referring to a PRIVATE email on the zing thread, but that's just a guess.

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:54 (seventeen years ago) link

figured john would have been all over queries

― river wolf, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:54 (seventeen years ago) link

i mean srsly you are like the lex of LIFE, laurel's got a point!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:54 (seventeen years ago) link

He grew a conscious and felt the need to confess in order to avoid going crazy from all the nightmares he has every time he closes his eyes. He probably takes multiple anxiety medications and sleeping pills mixed with alcohol in order to get a couple hours of restful sleep before he can actually feel the blood on his hands again and has to get up and vomit prior to taking a scalding hot shower to wash the smell off his body that he can smell as if he was back at Nicole's townhose.

― jeff, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:54 (seventeen years ago) link

sounds fair to me!

-- strongohulkington, Tuesday, June 19, 2007 2:53 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

laurel's objections, i should say

-- strongohulkington, Tuesday, June 19, 2007 2:53 PM (50 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

Yeah, maybe, if it was at all a fair interpretation of what I had said.

― jaymc, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:55 (seventeen years ago) link

and yes, the phrasing of what he said and the weird reference and the HANGING ON TO AN E-MAIL BEEF FROM OCTOBER 2006 that is why it is ridiculous, not the amazing fact that g-mail allows you to look up exacting dates, mr. que is correct in his assumptions.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:55 (seventeen years ago) link

wait wait wait wait wait stop--strongo, who the fuck hates peanuts?!?!

― max, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link

jaymc, it's called stop being a fag. you can let things go and install an a/c.

I'm going to try tonight, after the Feist show.

― jaymc, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link

http://static.ak.facebook.com/images/icons/friend_guy.gif ghost rider added "the world of objects" to his Interests

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah this falls down at the point where i admit that i really dont give a fuck

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link

the reason ally thinks it's ridiculous (just guessing here) is not because you know the date of the email but b/c you are referring to a PRIVATE email on the zing thread, but that's just a guess.

I'm only referring to a private e-mail to give context for why I was bothered by Laurel reposting that zing. I'm not hanging onto that e-mail beef, either. In fact, Laurel and I saw each other in person like a week after that exchange and things seemed totally fine. But her recent behavior has reminded me of that e-mail conversation, and I've been wondering if I was right last fall to have tried to forgive and forget, or whether I should've just written her off back then as well. As we noted yesterday, though, that's a hard thing to do on ILX.

― jaymc, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:00 (seventeen years ago) link

figured john would have been all over queries

?

― jaymc, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:00 (seventeen years ago) link

jaymc i seriously doubt laurel is giving you much thought once she clicks the little red box in the right hand corner and goes outside

don't let ilx get to you!!

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

says someone who took it way too seriously 2002-2004

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

srsly, do you guys really "write ppl off" as a matter of course? like, beef over something that probably isn't that important at all and then PEACE?

― river wolf, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:02 (seventeen years ago) link

it was a database joke

― river wolf, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:02 (seventeen years ago) link

if so: childish

― river wolf, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:02 (seventeen years ago) link

you're ALL dead to me.

especially ghost rider with his facebook lies.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

but ally i love you more than ever

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

I hardly ever write people off at all! I think that's my problem, though, sometimes, is when people don't like me, I invest a lot of energy into trying to figure out why they don't like me, and how I could change, instead of just saying "Fuck 'em, they're not worth it."

― jaymc, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

let's go hang out at max's trivia night this thurs.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

omg we must

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

My girlfriend thinks I forgive people too easily, actually.

― jaymc, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

she must be very forgiving as well

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

JAYMC COME TO MY THREAD AND LEARN TO SAY FUCK YOU

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

guys, perhaps piling on jmc will not have the result you purport to intend?

http://www.artistdirect.com/Images/Sources/AMGCOVERS/music/cover200/drc500/c561/c561567y55m.jpg

― gabbneb, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link

you're only saying that because normally you're the person getting piled on.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

My girlfriend thinks I forgive people too easily, actually.

-- jaymc, Tuesday, June 19, 2007 8:06 PM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

she must be very forgiving as well

-- strongohulkington, Tuesday, June 19, 2007 8:06 PM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― deej, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

zing

― deej, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

zing! (xpost)

― gabbneb, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm just glad no one's zinging about my hueg prostate now.

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link

none of us want to think about your crotch long enough to come up with a good one

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link

wait wtf is gabbneb even talking about

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Dr Morbius, huh? Dr No Pee-us more like!

...nope, that's not it

― river wolf, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

RW: Thank you for playing, please try again.

― Laurel, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

strongo, methinks thou dost protest too much. EYES UP

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

it's true, it's true... your prostate's not the only thing that's enlarged now

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

dr morbius = grocery groin????????

― river wolf, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

OH GOD WILL YOU PPL JUST STOP IT

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:43 (seventeen years ago) link

just thinking about tapping that 'tate is killing me

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

morbs, methinks thou dost prostate too much.

― kenan, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

JON DELETE THREAD PLEASE

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:45 (seventeen years ago) link

if this thread is deleted, we will have no way to refer to zing posts dated June 19, 2007

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:51 (seventeen years ago) link

I was thinking tasting not tapping, hulkstud

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:52 (seventeen years ago) link

also my admission that i want to finger dr. morbius' prostate

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost!

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

wow

― gabbneb, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

shut it down

― That one guy that quit, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:54 (seventeen years ago) link

!!o_0)))????

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:54 (seventeen years ago) link

lol lol lol

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:54 (seventeen years ago) link

TAKING IT BACK, U ON YR OWN ON TUES GAH GAH ABORT

― Laurel, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:55 (seventeen years ago) link

ain't i a stinker

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:57 (seventeen years ago) link

shit is poppin' off on the zing thread today, fuck

― dmr, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 21:04 (seventeen years ago) link

these sort of thread meltdowns only happen around 3pm on a Friday, I can't believe it's only Tuesday.

― sanskrit, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 21:04 (seventeen years ago) link

it's Friday across the International Zing Line

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 21:05 (seventeen years ago) link

kekeekkeekeke

― Laurel, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 21:08 (seventeen years ago) link

tapping that 'tate

ROFFLES

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 21:10 (seventeen years ago) link

we have all been zinged here

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 21:14 (seventeen years ago) link

actually i never understand complicated ilx beefs :(

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 21:14 (seventeen years ago) link

I had to send out a mass e-mail, once, too

phew...

― RJG, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 21:15 (seventeen years ago) link

good job today, team

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 21:21 (seventeen years ago) link

why did we make this thread nsfw and not the other one

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 21:24 (seventeen years ago) link

strongo/morbs content 'too hot for work monitors'

― That one guy that quit, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 21:24 (seventeen years ago) link

tough decision, but today's game ball goes to jess hulkington, good work slugger

http://www.moreron.com/img/spring-training/baseball.jpg

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 21:27 (seventeen years ago) link

umm, if they're monitoring text these boards are so nsfw...

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 21:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Hey guys, what did I miss?

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

strongo's buddist-zing teachings are the best

this is also exactly what i was thinking:
srsly, do you guys really "write ppl off" as a matter of course? like, beef over something that probably isn't that important at all and then PEACE?
-- river wolf, Tuesday, June 19, 2007 4:02 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 21:30 (seventeen years ago) link

that is what i missed and what i gathered
xpost

and this !!o_0)))???? is a good face

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 21:32 (seventeen years ago) link

That is face for "hitting self with fist repeatedly" in fact.

― Laurel, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 21:35 (seventeen years ago) link

HEAD GOES BOING

― Laurel, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 21:35 (seventeen years ago) link

srsly, do you guys really "write ppl off" as a matter of course? like, beef over something that probably isn't that important at all and then PEACE?

I had this happen to me recently! I got mad at one of my old friends, and was like, "Ok, you're not being cool, go jump in a river." Only I was a little more to-the-point than that. And a week later she was like, "I can't have you in my life anymore." OH, THE DRAMA! I HOPE I DIDN'T MAKE YOU FAINT OR ANYTHING! But everyone else I know in this town always thought she was a total bitch anyway, so maybe they were on to something.

― kenan, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 21:36 (seventeen years ago) link

ok i'm kind of late here but:

when people don't like me, I invest a lot of energy into trying to figure out why they don't like me, and how I could change, instead of just saying "Fuck 'em, they're not worth it."

-- jaymc, Tuesday, June 19, 2007 10:04 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING!

― gr8080, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 21:40 (seventeen years ago) link

also:

i'm so proud of our BIG HOOS.

where is that post from?

― gr8080, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 21:40 (seventeen years ago) link

In all fairness, grady, "change" usually implies, like, changing.

― Laurel, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 21:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Holy shit!

― Pashmina, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 21:43 (seventeen years ago) link

What is Kenan more likely to have said that caused his friend to write him off?

1) "Ok, you're not being cool, go jump in a river."

2) "I HATE YOU SO MUCH I'M GONNA DRILL A HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING HEAD AND MOLEST IT WITH MY BROTHER'S MICROPENIS WHILE TEARING OFF YOUR MOM'S TITS AND STUFFING THEM IN A TRAINING BRA TO SELL TO THE ELEVEN-YEAR-OLD I KEEP IN THE BASEMENT FOR THOSE RAINY SUNDAY AFTERNOONS WHEN NOTHING'S ON TV AND A DUDE JUST FEELS LIKE... RELAXING"

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 21:43 (seventeen years ago) link

i was just pointing out that jaymc kind of spelled out where his tantrum was coming from.

after everyone on the thread already pointed it out for him.

xxp

― gr8080, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 21:44 (seventeen years ago) link

(I pick option #1)

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 21:44 (seventeen years ago) link

actually, I just said, "Go fuck yourself."

― kenan, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 21:45 (seventeen years ago) link

That would have been option #3.

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 21:46 (seventeen years ago) link

option 2a
xpost

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 21:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Laurel, you're hardly worth changing over.

Love,

jaymc

― jaymc, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 21:53 (seventeen years ago) link

This is maybe the most perplexing internet beef ever.

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 21:55 (seventeen years ago) link

I'd change to go biking with laurel so my nice clothes wouldn't get ruined!

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 21:56 (seventeen years ago) link

I'd change so my tie would match her cute polka dot blouse.

― kenan, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 21:57 (seventeen years ago) link

I'd change into my wincklepoincers for her

(no seriously, i have those mod boots, what did you call them? can't remember)

― sanskrit, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 21:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Change comes from the Federal Mint, but two days' worth of internet beef is inside all of us.

XP: hi guys! Dem are beatle boots, boo, or winklepickers.

― Laurel, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 22:00 (seventeen years ago) link

yes!

― sanskrit, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 22:02 (seventeen years ago) link

ol wink p's

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 22:08 (seventeen years ago) link

kudos

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 22:09 (seventeen years ago) link

loles

― gr8080, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 22:10 (seventeen years ago) link

HeY waht is beef i Would quote mos def song here but I can't rememmbmer where I put google lyrics search i Am drunkk bwecause i got fired today why are yous people mad at each other its not lke yrea tryihgn to type on one of those keyboards with the split down the midddle like i am.

― nickalicious, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 23:59 (seventeen years ago) link

why are yous people mad at each other

because john is extra stubborn and laurel, like Joshua from WarGames, has not yet learned futility

― kenan, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 00:32 (seventeen years ago) link

they are both great, but they would eventually kill each other in real life

― kenan, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 00:33 (seventeen years ago) link

best ILX beef since cutty vs wrinklepaws

― haitch, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 01:48 (seventeen years ago) link

so thankful kenan chimed in

― ▒█▄█ ▄▄ ▒█▄█, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Thank you all.

― Jeff, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:35 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm not sure my "beef" with ol' wrink P comes anywhere close to the whatthefuckery of this thread

― cutty, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:46 (seventeen years ago) link

both provided lolz. this is all i ask.

― haitch, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:54 (seventeen years ago) link

wtf is going on here

― am0n, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:55 (seventeen years ago) link

^^^^^^^^^

― cutty, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Its like a lava lamp.

― Trayce, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 03:20 (seventeen years ago) link

nick got fired! whoa

also:
when people don't like me, I invest a lot of energy into trying to figure out why they don't like me, and how I could change, instead of just saying "Fuck 'em, they're not worth it."
-- jaymc, Tuesday, June 19, 2007 10:04 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

re: things like this i often wonder about how much is true self-reflection and how much is just self-involvement

― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 04:08 (seventeen years ago) link

i mean this in a general way
b/c true self-reflection/consciousness takes effort/struggle/isn't easy when living in this crazy world, whereas self-involvement is kinda built in to the ego drive and in that is deceptive

anyway ohman this thread. it is v hot here btw and maybe it is hot there as well and causing such issues.

― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 04:15 (seventeen years ago) link

laurel has nice hair

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 05:19 (seventeen years ago) link

of all the nice threads we have why did you people have to poop on this one

― sanskrit, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 11:28 (seventeen years ago) link

rrrobyn otm

― strgn, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 11:31 (seventeen years ago) link

re: things like this i often wonder about how much is true self-reflection and how much is just self-involvement

This is a very good point, and I think I was being a little disingenuous when I said I ponder "how I could change." I should have said when people direct cheap insults or unfair criticisms at me, I invest a lot of energy in explaining, incessantly, why what they said was untrue or unfair, in the hopes of either exonerating myself in their eyes or, at the very least, ascertaining their motivations, since a lot of times I'm just plain confused by their ire. Kenan correctly reads this as stubbornness, but it's hard for me to take that kind of thing lying down: if I keep talking and trying to explain myself, there's the possibility that things can be smoothed over. And even if it's not, I can at least get the other person to understand me better, because it drives me crazy that they don't. (This is probably self-involvement, yes.)

― jaymc, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 14:43 (seventeen years ago) link

http://themot.org/gallery/d/557-2/trapshop.jpg

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 14:49 (seventeen years ago) link

http://lolcat.net/d/1366-1/trap.jpg

― Laurel, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 15:11 (seventeen years ago) link

BEARTRAP HAHA MEME-ORIES

― 69, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 15:13 (seventeen years ago) link

i need a mammary trap

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 15:19 (seventeen years ago) link

deez zings are horrible

― bnw, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 15:35 (seventeen years ago) link

take it to gmail, guys

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 20 June 2007 16:13 (seventeen years ago) link

also lol @ last couple posts disappearing

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 20 June 2007 16:13 (seventeen years ago) link

PLZ TO MAKE THIS THREAD LESS SERIOUSCAT.JPG.

xposts

― John Justen, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 16:13 (seventeen years ago) link

I feel vaguely satisfied.

― jaymc, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 16:23 (seventeen years ago) link

you butthurt!

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 16:24 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.pacificnet.net/~joelinux/buttsecks-elvish.jpg

― kenan, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 16:30 (seventeen years ago) link

ban all chicago people plz

― cutty, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 16:54 (seventeen years ago) link

re: things like this i often wonder about how much is true self-reflection and how much is just self-involvement

This is a very good point, and I think I was being a little disingenuous when I said I ponder "how I could change." I should have said when people direct cheap insults or unfair criticisms at me, I invest a lot of energy in explaining, incessantly, why what they said was untrue or unfair, in the hopes of either exonerating myself in their eyes or, at the very least, ascertaining their motivations, since a lot of times I'm just plain confused by their ire. Kenan correctly reads this as stubbornness, but it's hard for me to take that kind of thing lying down: if I keep talking and trying to explain myself, there's the possibility that things can be smoothed over. And even if it's not, I can at least get the other person to understand me better, because it drives me crazy that they don't. (This is probably self-involvement, yes.)

-- jaymc, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 14:43 (3 hours ago)

too long, didn't read, don't care

― am0n, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 17:57 (seventeen years ago) link

(This is probably self-involvement, yes.)

understatement of the new millennium

― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 17:58 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah. what i said was basically the subtle diplomatic zing that knows what the answer is in the first place.

― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 18:09 (seventeen years ago) link

:/

― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 18:09 (seventeen years ago) link

hey let's go on the internet and then think about life there

― iiiijjjj, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 18:13 (seventeen years ago) link

that's like every waking moment I'm at home alone :(

― mh, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 18:50 (seventeen years ago) link

sorry I think that was meant for the bummers thread, or it was a self-zing

― mh, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 19:55 (seventeen years ago) link

ban all chicago people plz

-- cutty, Wednesday, June 20, 2007 11:54 AM (Wednesday, June 20, 2007 11:54 AM) Bookmark Link

cutty otm. there's a reason i stopped reading ilx.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

bring back the zings

― river wolf, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

I do this by giving a mental Pitchfork rating to each album, grabbing all of those that get 9.9 or 10.0, and then ordering them.

1) Mansun - Six 2) Cardiacs - Guns 3) Cardiacs - Sing To God 4) Yes - Relayer 5) Talk Talk - Spirit Of Eden 6) Blur - 13 7) SFA - Rings Around The World 8) Hood - Rustic Houses Forlorn Valleys 9) Oceansize - Effloresce 10) Duran Duran - Rio

-- Just got offed, Tuesday, June 19, 2007 12:24 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

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no wait 10) Ride - Going Blank Again (re-issue w/bonus trax)

-- Just got offed, Tuesday, June 19, 2007 12:25 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

. . .

Rings Around The World? You ARE young.

-- Scik Mouthy, Tuesday, June 19, 2007 12:29 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Thursday, 21 June 2007 01:06 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't date dog people. I honestly don't. If you have a dog, you're out. It's not like some rule I wrote down, I just kind of naturally lose interest, like you just told me you have a 6-year-old boy.

-- kenan, Wednesday, June 20, 2007 5:28 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Dog owners breathe a collective sigh of relief.

-- John Justen, Wednesday, June 20, 2007 5:28 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Thursday, 21 June 2007 01:14 (seventeen years ago) link

parents of young boys breathe a collective sigh of relief

― s1ocki, Thursday, 21 June 2007 01:49 (seventeen years ago) link

is that a quote from the vagina kenanlogues

― estela, Thursday, 21 June 2007 02:00 (seventeen years ago) link

It's not like some rule that I wrote down, it's just some rule that I have.

― Hurting 2, Thursday, 21 June 2007 02:05 (seventeen years ago) link

s1ocki OTM
you got to stay current

― sanskrit, Thursday, 21 June 2007 02:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Biters of tIREd

― jergïns, Thursday, 21 June 2007 04:59 (seventeen years ago) link

what is wrong w/ that guy

― moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 21 June 2007 05:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Which one?

― John Justen, Thursday, 21 June 2007 06:13 (seventeen years ago) link

zing

― am0n, Thursday, 21 June 2007 13:11 (seventeen years ago) link

:-| = working reunions weekend at your college right after breaking up with the girl youve been dating all through college and had expected to date for much longer and interacting w/ a ton of people who met at yr college and got married and feeling totally reverse-nostalgiac and anxious about/excited for the future and realizing you need to take better care of your health and really value yr friends and those nights when youre like "ugh im depressed im probably just going to smoke some pot and watch tron and altered states and make some frozen french bread pizzza" are probably better spent out interacting w/ other human beings and taking advantage of your freedom and you know what this is actually the last summer you have (like REAL summer) and so youre sorta drunk on booze obtained w/ stolen drink tickets and you go to the dj booth at the radio station where you work (because you cant go to the break room since your ex-girlfriend is there) and turn on yr last.fm station and fucking PLAINSONG starts and you dont even really listen to the cure and youre just all like :-|
-- max, Sunday, June 10, 2007 3:51 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

times like this make me wish i had a livejournal
-- max, Sunday, June 10, 2007 4:00 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

me too :-/
-- river wolf, Sunday, June 10, 2007 4:03 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

― jaxon, Friday, 22 June 2007 21:42 (seventeen years ago) link

although i think the final :-/ kinda ruins it

― jaxon, Friday, 22 June 2007 21:42 (seventeen years ago) link

JT Leroy is no joke perpetrated by anyone, he's BRILLIANT. And does make the occasional appearance. The only thing about the whole phenomenon that sucks is Ms C Love is angling to play the mum in the film of Sarah.

-- suzy, Tuesday, 27 November 2001 01:00 (5 years ago) Link

lollololoolololol

-- I am Robocop, Saturday, 23 June 2007 20:13 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Dude please, 2001? The book *had* just come out, I liked the writing, and yeah I have an old Cooper connection. BFD.

It could be a lot worse. One could be my former editor, who thought she was participating in phone conversations with JTL!

-- suzy, Sunday, 24 June 2007 10:10 (7 hours ago) Bookmark Link

this type of hoax is enabled and perpetuated by the type of person who is "in the know"--the type of person who pretends to know something when they just know someone (or know someone who knows someone, etc.) who has told them that they know something

-- RJG, Sunday, 24 June 2007 16:38 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

― Dom Passantino, Sunday, 24 June 2007 17:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Factual zing!

― Dom Passantino, Sunday, 24 June 2007 17:51 (seventeen years ago) link

that's very classic.

― jed_, Sunday, 24 June 2007 18:10 (seventeen years ago) link

somone hunt down micheal reed and invite him to gloat a little on that thread

― sanskrit, Sunday, 24 June 2007 18:51 (seventeen years ago) link

haha when rjg posted that i was like "INCOMING!!!!!". protect ya neck.

― That one guy that quit, Sunday, 24 June 2007 18:54 (seventeen years ago) link

which thread is this, guys? I can't find it

― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 24 June 2007 19:03 (seventeen years ago) link

JT Leroy

― jim, Sunday, 24 June 2007 19:04 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.onlythebestleads.com/img/pic-2.jpg

Always Blame Courtney!

― chaki, Sunday, 24 June 2007 22:09 (seventeen years ago) link

A++

― That one guy that quit, Sunday, 24 June 2007 22:10 (seventeen years ago) link

blame needs to be assigned for this

http://www.stereogum.com/img/virgincourtney.jpg

― jergïns, Sunday, 24 June 2007 22:30 (seventeen years ago) link

(for the queasy, link but no post)

― jergïns, Sunday, 24 June 2007 22:30 (seventeen years ago) link

lol u read stereogumm

― sanskrit, Sunday, 24 June 2007 23:12 (seventeen years ago) link

zing?

― jergïns, Sunday, 24 June 2007 23:17 (seventeen years ago) link

WTF

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 24 June 2007 23:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Mila Kunis is not at all attractive.

-- milo z, Thursday, June 21, 2007 4:24 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

MILO IS KING OF RONG

-- deej, Thursday, June 21, 2007 3:59 PM (Thursday, June 21, 2007 3:59 PM) Bookmark Link

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no, he's totally otm there

-- gabbneb, Thursday, June 21, 2007 4:16 PM (Thursday, June 21, 2007 4:16 PM) Bookmark Link

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now HERE'S a guy you want in your corner!

-- David R., Thursday, June 21, 2007 4:19 PM (Thursday, June 21, 2007 4:19 PM) Bookmark Link

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in fairness milo does seem to be able to recognize when a person does not actually have red hair so he's not the KING of rong.

-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, June 21, 2007 4:23 PM (Thursday, June 21, 2007 4:23 PM) Bookmark Link

― HI DERE, Monday, 25 June 2007 15:35 (seventeen years ago) link

this is like when you smash a mosquito so hard your hard stings

And why not orgasming was such a major deal to her to begin with? (I know several women to whom it's not.)

-- Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, January 8, 2007 5:45 PM (5 months ago)

or at least they told you this

-- and what (ooo), Tuesday, January 9, 2007 2:38 PM (5 months ago)

― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 00:55 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm also unfamiliar with this era of Genesis. However there's this really cool website called Google that answers these questions. You should check it out sometime. (answer:The Carpet Crawlers).

-- everything, Tuesday, June 26, 2007 11:04 PM (Tuesday, June 26, 2007 11:04 PM) Bookmark Link

Well apparently I didn't need to. Thanks.

-- J Kaw, Tuesday, June 26, 2007 11:13 PM (Tuesday, June 26, 2007 11:13 PM) Bookmark Link

― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 04:38 (seventeen years ago) link

I guess maybe if you're already taken there's no signals of desperation that girls can pick up on! That might make you more attractive, I suppose. Can't say I've noticed much difference myself though.

-- Colonel Poo, Friday, 29 June 2007 19:27 (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

your name is "colonel poo"

-- Tracer Hand, Friday, 29 June 2007 19:39 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

-- Trayce, Friday, 29 June 2007 09:42 (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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(I am so easily amused by toilet humour)

-- Trayce, Friday, 29 June 2007 09:42 (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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I am so easily amused by toilet humour

-- Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Friday, 29 June 2007 09:45 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 29 June 2007 09:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Wow, I got that one minutes before I expected to. Kudos.

― Trayce, Friday, 29 June 2007 09:54 (seventeen years ago) link

I am easily amused by rote strikethrough zings :/

― Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Friday, 29 June 2007 09:56 (seventeen years ago) link

I srsly expected to be zinged for it! I'm not sure what that says about how lazy my posting has become.

― Trayce, Friday, 29 June 2007 10:01 (seventeen years ago) link

eBay is an e-commerce platform made up of many sellers

http://music.ebay.co.uk/

-- djmartian, Friday, June 29, 2007 9:49 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Thanks for that link - not sure it'll catch on though.

-- Matt DC, Friday, June 29, 2007 9:52 PM (8 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

― That one guy that quit, Friday, 29 June 2007 15:52 (seventeen years ago) link

sdfm dfksd

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 29 June 2007 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link

what thread

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 29 June 2007 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link

fopp, on ilm

"sdfm dfksd"

waht

― That one guy that quit, Friday, 29 June 2007 16:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Have I ever told the story on here about Chromeo cruising in the Jetta?

-- nabisco, Friday, June 29, 2007 10:12 PM (41 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

try to keep it under 4,000 words

-- jaxon, Friday, June 29, 2007 10:17 PM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― scott seward, Friday, 29 June 2007 22:56 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahaha
i love nabisco but that is some funny stuff

― rrrobyn, Friday, 29 June 2007 22:57 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, same here. but that was undeniable.

― scott seward, Friday, 29 June 2007 23:05 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't even hate on the guy. i just see what you guys post here and everyone laughing about the nabisco otm meme. just a bit of fun

― jaxon, Friday, 29 June 2007 23:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Plus, the lion's share of the CFLs on the market today are actually slightly warmer in color than standard tungsten. Not only is he lying though his teeth, but there's absolutely no point to it.

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca0702bd.jpg

I like this one because, if you think about it for more than a half a second, it actually pretty elequently makes the exact opposite point (I assume) it's trying to make.

The people are a bully with a short attention span and a distrust of anything complex, so he comes over and knocks down something that two kids, usually sworn enimies, have spent a lot of time working together to build, and something that might well have been pretty cool.

http://www.faithmouse.com/cartoon712.jpg

Um, bipedal cats with disproportionately long left legs in the higher echelons of the clergy are psychic, and see into the dark, fetus-eating mind of His Holliness?

-- en i see kay, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:06 (Yesterday) Link

Um, bipedal cats with disproportionately long left legs in the higher echelons of the clergy are psychic, and see into the dark, fetus-eating mind of His Holliness?

http://www.faithmouse.com/disproportunate_not.gif

-- Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 04:45 (16 hours ago) Link

― en i see kay, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 21:15 (seventeen years ago) link

lol

― sleep, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 21:17 (seventeen years ago) link

holy shit xD

― am0n, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 21:34 (seventeen years ago) link

ha, one point for that guy.

― Dan I., Tuesday, 3 July 2007 21:47 (seventeen years ago) link

drumming for 77 minutes straight is no easy feat

Uh I do this all the time

-- Jordan, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 20:53 (1 hour ago) Link

no not marching band

-- sexyDancer, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 20:55 (1 hour ago) Link

― sanskrit, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 22:25 (seventeen years ago) link

If we insist on having a persona-handle front-and-center in a piece of music, at least "poverty tourism" and "third world democracy" admits to the existence of poverty and the third world. (I'm not here to defend Maya as some sort of Chomsky figure, of course.)

-- mark 0, Friday, May 18, 2007 12:28 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

hang on i'm a bit drunk but -- woah shit those things exist?!!! fuck!!!!!!!!!

-- That one guy that quit, Friday, May 18, 2007 11:31 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Thursday, 5 July 2007 18:30 (seventeen years ago) link

i was about to post this:

Yes, I went there a bunch of times, though I could never get anybody to go with me.
-- Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, December 13, 2005 5:30 PM

guessing it didn't have an "all ages" policy
-- bobby bedelia, Thursday, 5 July 2007 04:31 (13 hours ago) Link

and then saw this directed at Bimble. not much of a "zing", but wow....

And (1) don't EVER summon me to a thread again
(2) I am not interested in you at all for any purpose, let alone that which you have just described.

I think you are some sort of tasteless weird guy that is somehow also very aggressive in a way that I find sad. Try fucking a girl (or guy). You are probably Dutch or Norwegian or something and you are just jealous because you have no fucking idea what it means like to have actually lived through any sort of significant youth culture.

FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR SHIT ALTOGETHER.

You fucking smelly pineapple!

-- Saxby D. Elder, Thursday, 5 July 2007 06:14 (12 hours ago) Link

― jaxon, Thursday, 5 July 2007 18:41 (seventeen years ago) link

rofl what thread

― am0n, Thursday, 5 July 2007 18:55 (seventeen years ago) link

The Roxy New York 1982-84.

― jaxon, Thursday, 5 July 2007 19:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Bump! Why does the bloody release date have to be the end of the month? At least I have Wolk's book to tide me over for a couple days...

-- BleepBot, Monday, July 2, 2007 4:12 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Link

Results 1 - 10 of about 36,300 for "write your own book". (0.20 seconds)

-- Marcello Carlin, Monday, July 2, 2007 4:19 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Link

Results 1 - 10 of about 325,000 for google search joke makes me yawn. (0.19 seconds)

-- BleepBot, Monday, July 2, 2007 4:26 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Link

― stevie, Saturday, 7 July 2007 12:59 (seventeen years ago) link

saxby d. elder is a twot. bimble is crazy but not actively a dickwad.

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Saturday, 7 July 2007 13:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Not so much a zing, more a kind of KAPOW:

how does oink track that I was a user before and got banned, when I'm trying to log in with a new invite?

-- czn, Saturday, 7 July 2007 12:38 (19 minutes ago) Link

who gives a fucking fat rat's ass?

-- electricsound, Saturday, 7 July 2007 12:40 (17 minutes ago) Link

― Pashmina, Saturday, 7 July 2007 13:17 (seventeen years ago) link

lol@ "You are probably Dutch or Norwegian or something..."

― Pashmina, Saturday, 7 July 2007 13:20 (seventeen years ago) link

losing yer edge threads are never pretty. was saxby someone else once? i feel like all these people know who i am on ilm and i don't know their new names.

― scott seward, Saturday, 7 July 2007 15:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Wait, I swear I saw this like 6 months to a year ago and there was a thread on it.

-- Hurting 2, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 14:10 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

Which makes it even funnier, b/c he's obviously not had much luck finding his talent.

-- Hurting 2, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 14:10 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

i'm glad you passed him over and found more talented bandmates.

-- sanskrit, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 14:29 (51 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― Trayce, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 05:20 (seventeen years ago) link

I wank a lot, Tracer.

-- Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, May 21, 2004 7:12 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

We've read Stylus yes

-- Patrick Kinghorn, Friday, May 21, 2004 7:45 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

― sleep, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 17:06 (seventeen years ago) link

But I'm not sure that is the whole point of these photos.

This is actually a really fascinating thread because it puts much of the indie ethos on display, namely, that forever unresolvable conflict between art and commerce. Most indie bands aim to shake off as many markings of commerce as possible and thus probably don't even want to be in a photo much less labor to make it interesting. After all, these are publicity photos. For some, even putting themselves on display at a live show can be uncomfortable.

But this is what people who like indie like about indie, gap pants in a park/café/basement and all.

-- Kevin John Bozelka, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 16:53 (Yesterday) Link

That's a really great insight to have had in 1998..

-- Hurting 2, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 17:07 (2 hours ago) Link

― and what, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

look up this word: necrophilia

-- =[[ (eman), Friday, August 11, 2006 6:43 AM (11 months ago) Bookmark Link
Look up this word: arsehole

-- Jaimee, Saturday, August 12, 2006 4:43 AM (10 months ago) Bookmark Link

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 12 July 2007 01:37 (seventeen years ago) link

goodtimes zingyzongy fun:

heavy ho ho,

too thick or you'd dip ur wick?

http://image.blingee.com/images12/content/output/2007/7/14/50577290_31e03edb.gif

-- jergïns, Friday, July 13, 2007 6:38 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

i'd dip my tenwick

-- sanskrit, Friday, July 13, 2007 7:18 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

your lil tenwick

signed,

BIGG CONRAD

-- Confounded, Friday, July 13, 2007 7:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

more like yr bigg 10mm wick

-- sanskrit, Friday, July 13, 2007 8:32 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

^^
LOLZ

-- sanskrit, Friday, July 13, 2007 8:32 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

oh shit confounded!!!!! how does it feel to get so thoroughly owned???

-- Lingbert, Friday, July 13, 2007 9:18 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

i'll tell u when it happens

-- Confounded, Saturday, July 14, 2007 2:51 AM (15 hours ago) Bookmark Link

― jergïns, Sunday, 15 July 2007 01:47 (seventeen years ago) link

mercury music prize: 2007

let's see if we can rise above and pay it no heed this year, ok?

-- lex pretend, Monday, July 16, 2007 5:52 PM (46 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

No better way to ignore something than by posting in a thread about it.

-- bnw, Monday, July 16, 2007 5:58 PM (40 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― jed_, Monday, 16 July 2007 18:40 (seventeen years ago) link

albini-engineered, unreleased iotk is better than regular iotk.

both albini & mckaye disagree with you on this matter

-- J0hn D., Thursday, July 12, 2007 1:24 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Link

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

and your point is? probably a few mountain goats fans love stuff you wrote off years ago.

-- hstencil, Thursday, July 12, 2007 10:00 PM (5 days ago)

wowzerz.

― Steve Shasta, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

not actually that harsh.

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

oh hey here is a question: someone posted this on my last.fm 'shoutbox' and i do not know what it means - what does it mean?

Bang goes Steve Albini's 'theory' again.

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 21:29 (seventeen years ago) link

it means steve albini does not have a good explanation for gaps in the fossil record

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 21:31 (seventeen years ago) link

ban ghost rider

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 21:32 (seventeen years ago) link

who is ghost rider

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 21:33 (seventeen years ago) link

WHO IS RIVER WOLF

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 21:33 (seventeen years ago) link

har
it's true that the capitalization of Bang made me think of Big Bang
this person/stranger and i have like 100% music compatability, so i know it's not a zing - maybe it's a zing against steve a though. shrug
xpost

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 21:35 (seventeen years ago) link

yes, it's a zing against me. sorry for not supplying the back story.

― Steve Shasta, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 21:38 (seventeen years ago) link

hahar

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 22:08 (seventeen years ago) link

steve a sez women don't listen to good music

― A B C, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 01:40 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't care if you came in to shit on El, Aes, Vast Aire, MF Doom or fucking Humpty Hump; what the issue is here is your predictable tendency to just step in like your opinion of underground rap means anything more significant than "The beats are not jiggy crunk and the rhymes are too complex therefore it is shitty and worthless". The only reason you probably looked in this thread was because the header was "Aesop Rock is cool" and you probably had a snarky "I can't understand what he is rapping about and the production makes me sad" retort, and all you did was just replace that with "ew El-P for four minutes, that's awful". Have you even fucking HEARD THE VERSES? I think Matos and I made it pretty damned clear that they're pretty different from his usual style. Fucking A. And "timidly closeminded taste in rap": yeah, that's precious. I guaranfuckingtee you I have more appreciation and tolerance for mainstream hip-hop than you have for underground hip-hop.

What I want ILM to be is something above "hurr hurr uh like dude that suxx"; you seem to approach most indie rap in a tone that sounds like a hyperactive teenager on a Dew-and-crank bender lashing out against all those horrible critics who said bad things about "bling bling" in their big-up reviews of Stankonia or Labor Days.

-- Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Saturday, September 6, 2003 4:34 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

dude he made an el-p joke. if you got mad at everybody that dissed el-p on the internet everyday youd be a very busy man!

-- chaki (chaki), Saturday, September 6, 2003 4:43 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 13:54 (seventeen years ago) link

nate was so sincere and you broke him :(

― bnw, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 14:26 (seventeen years ago) link

i think everyone should have to take a mandatory course called "learning to enjoy and find humour in getting one's own balls busted." people would enjoy life a lot more. and there'd be tons more great zings.

― s1ocki, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 14:29 (seventeen years ago) link

i'd wish the same upon you, kate, but i think you're miserable enough. also ken otm.

-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 July 2007 23:42 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

― Trayce, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 14:30 (seventeen years ago) link

come to think of it, alex - it was the media that attacked me + nearly crushed my hand.

-- dyson (dyson), Monday, January 26, 2004 12:53 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

It's a good thing you've never been robbed by a black person, dyson, you might have to join the kkk.

-- bnw (bnw), Monday, January 26, 2004 1:01 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 July 2007 14:54 (seventeen years ago) link

(xpost) otm. That woman is deeply frustrated
Turning Up The Suck - the Soundcheck and Sound Engineer Nightmare Thread
(not that I'm entirely unsympathetic about what happened, but my god...)

― Hurting 2, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 15:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Ethan, why are you still dredging up 4-year-old shit re: Nate zings? Did he fuck your girl?

― David R., Wednesday, 18 July 2007 15:14 (seventeen years ago) link

i just reposted a 3 year old zing!!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 July 2007 15:19 (seventeen years ago) link

i got zinged

― David R., Wednesday, 18 July 2007 15:21 (seventeen years ago) link

^^ potential ilx tee

― Hurting 2, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 15:22 (seventeen years ago) link

hey dave i posted it because its a classic zing - my girl isnt a marmot or whatever so dude probly isnt interested in tapping it

― and what, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 18:01 (seventeen years ago) link

it is more of an el-p zing anyway.

― s1ocki, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 18:04 (seventeen years ago) link

what thread is that schef kate zing from?

― chaki, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 18:12 (seventeen years ago) link

my girl isnt a marmot or whatever so dude probly isnt interested in tapping it

CLASSY

― David R., Wednesday, 18 July 2007 18:16 (seventeen years ago) link

chaki, it's from i hate people having sex

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 July 2007 18:18 (seventeen years ago) link

What you do is you go inside the pain. Then, the pain is no longer inside you - it's outside. But then you realize there you are in this new space in your body again and maybe your body is still registering the pain. So you repeat the process. But I believe that each time you make that move you are actually doing something toward eventually healing that pain.

-- Tim Ellison, Wednesday, July 18, 2007 4:45 PM (1 hour ago)

i believe this is also called "denial"

-- akm, Wednesday, July 18, 2007 4:46 PM (1 hour ago)

― get bent, Thursday, 19 July 2007 00:52 (seventeen years ago) link

more sigh than zing

― chaki, Thursday, 19 July 2007 01:11 (seventeen years ago) link

i posted on ILX and all I got was this lacerating zing

― wanko ergo sum, Thursday, 19 July 2007 02:31 (seventeen years ago) link

eh, if i wanna see unfunny, drunk, coked-up assholes, i just walk around in my neighborhood.

-- hstencil, Thursday, July 19, 2007 2:16 PM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

or look in the mirror???

-- Mr. Que, Thursday, July 19, 2007 2:17 PM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― Nubbelverbrennung, Thursday, 19 July 2007 14:53 (seventeen years ago) link

coyote nate probably like pigeon john

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 19 July 2007 14:55 (seventeen years ago) link

the stence zing seems more of a drum-riff half-zing joke, i think

― rrrobyn, Thursday, 19 July 2007 14:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, Braff is sickeningly precious, but come on. There's some 16 year old girl out there who is just discovering cute, precious boys, and comedy at the same time, and they think Braff hung the moon. Why you wanna beat up Braff and make that girl cry? She'll grow out of it, even if Braff won't.

-- kenan, Thursday, July 19, 2007 3:26 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

surely someone can work a good zing out of this and get us out of this rut

― deej, Thursday, 19 July 2007 15:28 (seventeen years ago) link

something along the lines of 'kenan 16 year old girls lol'

― deej, Thursday, 19 July 2007 15:28 (seventeen years ago) link

quite a lot to unpack there.

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, 19 July 2007 15:29 (seventeen years ago) link

WTF, dudes? I think that's a perfectly reasonable thing to say. There are 16 yr old girls in the world -- in fact, over half of the population was one of them at one time -- and we are all aware of their existence. Work a little harder for zingage.

― Laurel, Thursday, 19 July 2007 15:32 (seventeen years ago) link

plenty of zings have been made in response to reasonable/defensible statements

― deej, Thursday, 19 July 2007 15:36 (seventeen years ago) link

if you can zing that you can probably zing every song steely dan ever wrote

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 19 July 2007 15:37 (seventeen years ago) link

the joke was that it was kenan, not that someone said something about 16 year old girls but never you mind me, i dont even make fun of kenan generally

― deej, Thursday, 19 July 2007 15:39 (seventeen years ago) link

kenan is acting quite the cuntrarian today; i feel he deserves this scorn.

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 19 July 2007 15:39 (seventeen years ago) link

the scorn of BEING IGNORED

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 19 July 2007 15:44 (seventeen years ago) link

when did you start having to "unpack" stuff people wrote?...it's just a bunch of bullshit on the internet, not a steamer trunk.

― M@tt He1ges0n, Thursday, 19 July 2007 16:05 (seventeen years ago) link

^^^^haa

― and what, Thursday, 19 July 2007 16:32 (seventeen years ago) link

helges0n tribute thread

― and what, Thursday, 19 July 2007 16:33 (seventeen years ago) link

But let's not fight about Happiness. I really like that movie.

-- kenan, Thursday, July 19, 2007

No great surprise there.

-- Elvis Telecom, Thursday, July 19, 2007 4:41 PM (17 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 July 2007 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

^^^see i was digging for that earlier

― deej, Thursday, 19 July 2007 21:07 (seventeen years ago) link

:-)

― get bent, Thursday, 19 July 2007 21:30 (seventeen years ago) link

cio Harry Potter anything srsly, fuck off, doesn't he just die from a buttfucking already?

-- Trayce, Friday, July 20, 2007 9:31 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

seriously. i dont want to hear anyone giving me shit for reading sweet valley high ever again.

-- sunny successor, Friday, July 20, 2007 9:32 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

:(

-- Curt1s Stephens, Friday, July 20, 2007 9:43 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

cio my ex txting me having happyfun drunktime at goth club I didnt go to because I am lazy antisocial prick and now I am alone and sad and he's telling me how much fun he is having :(

-- Trayce, Friday, July 20, 2007 10:33 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

well this is certainly better than hearing about harry potter.

-- jessie monster, Friday, July 20, 2007 10:33 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― rrrobyn, Friday, 20 July 2007 14:45 (seventeen years ago) link

sorry trayce but y'know zing's a zing

― rrrobyn, Friday, 20 July 2007 14:46 (seventeen years ago) link

lol =)

― Trayce, Friday, 20 July 2007 14:48 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah I only did it because it was right there. :D

― jessie monster, Friday, 20 July 2007 15:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Is that her real website?

-- Tuomas, Thursday, June 14, 2007 1:54 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

We don't all have fakes running around on internet, Tuomas.

-- nathalie, Thursday, June 14, 2007 2:33 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Sunday, 22 July 2007 23:28 (seventeen years ago) link

i saw cilantro open for sebadoh back in '95 at tramps with love child and the dambuilders, they smoked me out, great set.

-- Mr. Que, Monday, July 23, 2007 3:27 PM (Monday, July 23, 2007 3:27 PM) Bookmark Link

― tehresa, Monday, 23 July 2007 23:37 (seventeen years ago) link

^^^great fake line-up there^^^

― Steve Shasta, Monday, 23 July 2007 23:45 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe that was better for a lols thread than a zing thread

― tehresa, Monday, 23 July 2007 23:46 (seventeen years ago) link

knob creek is fucking dreck compared to makers. knob creek on the rocks is like poop in a glass. seriously cardboardy aftertaste that many people have complained about before.. woodford reserve however is on par with the great taste of makers. chaki is truth.

-- chaki, Tuesday, July 24, 2007 10:07 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

this isn't ask chaki

-- river wolf, Tuesday, July 24, 2007 10:08 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

totally different board

-- river wolf, Tuesday, July 24, 2007 10:09 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

did you really need two posts to be unfunny?

-- chaki, Tuesday, July 24, 2007 10:14 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

three

-- river wolf, Tuesday, July 24, 2007 10:15 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

― stevie, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 22:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Ned, this is called schadenfreude rearing its beautiful head on a guy whose line of bullshit ran out long ago.

-- Dandy Don Weiner, Wednesday, July 25, 2007 9:54 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

So is your post called "Dandy Don Weiner humping the air"?

-- David R., Wednesday, July 25, 2007 9:57 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 18:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Ned, this is called schadenfreude rearing its beautiful head on a guy whose line of bullshit ran out long ago.

-- Dandy Don Weiner, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 14:54 (3 hours ago) Link

So is your post called "Dandy Don Weiner humping the air"?

-- David R., Wednesday, 25 July 2007 14:57 (3 hours ago) Link

x-post lol

― strgn, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 18:49 (seventeen years ago) link

a real winner that one

― strgn, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 18:49 (seventeen years ago) link

such a foppish dandy he is!

― sanskrit, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 19:36 (seventeen years ago) link

considering they're hiding the monster, I kind of think even if someone did figure it out, they'd immediately change what the monster is.

something's probably going to go down at Comic Con on Thursday.

-- jessie monster, Wednesday, July 25, 2007 5:50 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

wait, you think that a movie in the middle of production would just up and change a huge part of the movie the moment that someone on the internet figured out what it was going to be? or that they'd even be able to do such a thing? for someone named jessie monster you don't know shit about monsters.

-- Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, July 25, 2007 6:13 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link

i was on my way to post that one haha

― s1ocki, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 19:50 (seventeen years ago) link

"English Literature: How do they do that?" by L0u1s J4gg3r.

-- John Justen, Wednesday, July 25, 2007 5:10 PM (45 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 22:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Bikinis are pretty much overplayed, yah?

-- Surmounter, Tuesday, July 24, 2007 10:58 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

....edit

this thread is going to be 100% dudes posting because all the girls who would normally discuss this subject are over on the noize bored talking about how they don't like surmounter

-- El Tomboto, Tuesday, July 24, 2007 11:36 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

― estela, Thursday, 26 July 2007 00:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Mitch was great at a lot of those. What's he up to these days?

-- Ned Raggett, Thursday, July 26, 2007 5:08 PM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

fighting apartheid.

-- strongohulkington, Thursday, July 26, 2007 5:10 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Thursday, 26 July 2007 17:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Louis I'm not trying to crow too much, and I don't even think the show is particularly great, but you have to admit it's a little hard to put much stock in the dismissive criticism of someone who just had a sitcom go over his head.

-- nabisco, Wednesday, July 25, 2007 7:43 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

― stevie, Thursday, 26 July 2007 17:46 (seventeen years ago) link

This thread is so boring!

-- kenan, Friday, 27 July 2007 12:23 (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

What are you looking for in your Freemasonry threads, kenan?

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 27 July 2007 12:24 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― Trayce, Friday, 27 July 2007 02:30 (seventeen years ago) link

a HOOS zing stings twice as much

― sanskrit, Friday, 27 July 2007 11:35 (seventeen years ago) link

so wait... i'm still unsure of where you stand on this issue. do you or do you not think lazy white hipsters are white supremacists?????

-- am0n, Friday, July 27, 2007 3:58 PM (22 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Friday, 27 July 2007 16:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Alfred WTF. I love Fishscale, but are you really going to claim it's better than Supreme Clientele AND Ironman AND The Pretty Toney Album?

Yes.

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 27 July 2007 16:27 (50 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

maybe you should rescreen those before you say that

-- and what, Friday, 27 July 2007 16:31 (47 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― Noodle Vague, Friday, 27 July 2007 17:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Nice.

― jaymc, Friday, 27 July 2007 17:26 (seventeen years ago) link

am0n i dont care but if you're going to post someone talking shit you usually post it on a thread about the person they're talking shit about.

-- deej, Thursday, April 12, 2007 6:32 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Link

is aaron lacrate not involved w/ hollertronix? i dunno, i dont follow this crap. maybe superfan deej will enlighten me

-- am0n, Thursday, April 12, 2007 6:37 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Friday, 27 July 2007 18:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Ned for the zing!

So, do you guys think this going to be the worst thread ever, or just in the top five?

-- John Justen, Monday, July 30, 2007 10:56 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Already in top 5

-- Herman G. Neuname, Monday, July 30, 2007 10:58 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Depends whether 5teve G0ldberg posts on it or not.

-- Ned Raggett, Monday, July 30, 2007 10:59 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

― scott seward, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 01:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, it doesn't get much better than that.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 01:08 (seventeen years ago) link

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b361/tapestore/Dennis_The_Menace.gif

― Tape Store, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 03:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Surmounter, I will not allow you to talk to me in Princespeak.

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, July 31, 2007 1:27 PM (22 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

― jaymc, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 18:28 (seventeen years ago) link

uh insufferable snobs making labored zings

zzz

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 18:34 (seventeen years ago) link

I LOL'd at Ethan's "rescreen" zing, but I don't have a problem with Alfred, who joined me for a lovely afternoon of drinking the other day.

― jaymc, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 18:39 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't really have a problem with him either, except the supercilious attitude he drops for no reason

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 18:41 (seventeen years ago) link

whether or not he's lovely has little to do with the fact that that isn't really much of a zing, dude.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 31 July 2007 18:41 (seventeen years ago) link

You're right. I just liked that Surmounter was called out for his shorthand. Never mind.

― jaymc, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 18:43 (seventeen years ago) link

u were just looking to be put in this thread, but i'll give it to you:

I am also having douchebaggy troubles with getting my stolen album to play. Won't import into iTunes, Windows Media Player won't have it, can't even import it into Audacity.

Any suggestions, anyone?

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, July 31, 2007 10:26 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

yes. stop calling yourself 'BIG HOOS'.

-- ^@^, Tuesday, July 31, 2007 10:33 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― jaxon, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 22:43 (seventeen years ago) link

itunes + vista = suckfest

seriously. it took a half hour just to get the files onto my ipod. can't wait to get back home to my desktop.

-- funny farm, Monday, July 30, 2007 10:21 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

dear god, is there anything i can do for you? that free album download sounds harrowing.

-- Alex in Baltimore, Tuesday, July 31, 2007 1:20 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

― and what, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link

BIG CAMUS

-- am0n, Monday, July 23, 2007 1:17 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

aka the existeentialist

-- max, Monday, July 23, 2007 3:00 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

ok that's not a zing, dude

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 1 August 2007 20:21 (seventeen years ago) link

IT IS IF YOU'RE CAMUS, YO.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 20:24 (seventeen years ago) link

tom what the fuck are you talking about

-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, August 1, 2007 7:29 PM (56 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― chaki, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 20:25 (seventeen years ago) link

our school has a table tennis club. Knights of the something table. I might join, even though 75% of the kids will be douches.

-- Tape Store, Friday, August 3, 2007

you'll fit right in then

-- am0n, Friday, August 3, 2007

― strongohulkington, Friday, 3 August 2007 17:54 (seventeen years ago) link

dude, most girls between 16-24 own a copy

haha guess I'll have to verify this with my "agents in the field"

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, August 3, 2007 5:55 PM (52 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

that is the creepiest thing i've read on ilx today

-- ghost rider, Friday, August 3, 2007 5:56 PM (51 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

and i read kenan's posts on the high heels thread

-- ghost rider, Friday, August 3, 2007 5:56 PM (51 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Friday, 3 August 2007 18:50 (seventeen years ago) link

I know many a straight guy willing to throw down on the comedy subject of how massive his dick is.

apologies in advance, but is this a "black thing"?

-- kenan, Saturday, August 4, 2007 2:17 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Good job, Kenan.

-- Ned Raggett, Saturday, August 4, 2007 2:22 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

You are a beacon.

-- Ned Raggett, Saturday, August 4, 2007 2:22 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Saturday, 4 August 2007 14:47 (seventeen years ago) link

HOOS i knew we were fam

-- Wrinklepaws, Saturday, August 4, 2007 5:33 PM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

u_u

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, August 4, 2007 5:35 PM (30 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― deej, Sunday, 5 August 2007 01:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Oldie but good:

I love how the photo is EVERYTHING bad about America all in one place: icky summer clothes, fat ankles, mirrored pseudo-Vuarnet shades, people wearing flag shit, spelling errors and misplaced patriotism. All worn by what appears to be an off-duty Embers management trainee.

-- suzy (suzy), Monday, 10 April 2006 23:39 (1 year ago) Bookmark Link
i dunno it was missing america's smug expatriate self-hatred of its own working class until now

-- +++++, Monday, 10 April 2006 23:43 (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

― Trayce, Sunday, 5 August 2007 04:14 (seventeen years ago) link

It is odd but unsurprising that no one but me said anything to her about the "wigga" nonsense.

― HI DERE, Sunday, 5 August 2007 10:53 (seventeen years ago) link

suzy would you care to etymologize your term 'wigga' for me

-- ++++++, Monday, April 10, 2006 2:56 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Sunday, 5 August 2007 15:30 (seventeen years ago) link

back to zings---

Being a fast food employee isn't so bad, but living in your mom's basement means you can post on ILX all day. Keep saving for that caps lock key, Ethan!

-- Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Monday, April 10, 2006 3:27 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

he's not the one with his own board on ilx dude

-- s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, April 10, 2006 3:28 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Sunday, 5 August 2007 15:32 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPF_dOSP7ig

― Alex in Baltimore, Sunday, 5 August 2007 16:41 (seventeen years ago) link

i just really like that production aesthetic at the moment and sean kingston just makes me yearn for the glory days of sean paul being the sole american source of ja. vibes

-- deej, Sunday, August 5, 2007 8:27 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

er sole source of ja. vibes in america

-- deej, Sunday, August 5, 2007 8:34 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i thought you were signing off your posts "vibes"

-- s1ocki, Sunday, August 5, 2007 8:39 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Sunday, 5 August 2007 20:45 (seventeen years ago) link

more zing-bait from slocki:

I think it has something to do with intelligence, or lack thereof. An intelligent person would take no pleasure at all in hearing the same song more than say, roughly 6 times in a row.

-- Bimble, Monday, August 6, 2007 1:03 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

if you ever meet one, ask!

-- s1ocki, Monday, August 6, 2007 3:50 AM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― scott seward, Monday, 6 August 2007 04:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Sonny Rollins is gay?

-- Tuomas, Monday, August 6, 2007 8:33 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Or are you talking about some other, inferior Rollins?

-- Tuomas, Monday, August 6, 2007 8:34 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Link

i'll take your playful pretending that you don't know who henry rollins is to mean that you've clamped down on his manmeat.

-- M@tt He1ges0n, Monday, August 6, 2007 3:53 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― latebloomer, Monday, 6 August 2007 15:58 (seventeen years ago) link

gold

― strgn, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 01:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Too late...I've sent a friend request! Prepare to feel my grandiloquence!

-- Just got offed, Saturday, August 4, 2007 8:39 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Link

Thank you, no.

-- Ned Raggett, Saturday, August 4, 2007 8:40 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Link

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 13:54 (seventeen years ago) link

COLD

― stevie, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 13:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Wow.

― caek, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 15:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh come on, Ned threatened to kill LJ in cold blood with his bare hands before, that's nothing.

― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 15:03 (seventeen years ago) link

ahaha ned zings are in a class all their own

― am0n, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 15:09 (seventeen years ago) link

it's like getting slapped by kindly papa smurf

― sanskrit, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 15:16 (seventeen years ago) link

its almost heartbreaking when you put it that way

― sunny successor, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 15:41 (seventeen years ago) link

ahaha ned zings are in a class all their own

THE REASON YOU BLEEDIN IS YOU DISRESPECTED A DEMON

― Jon Lewis, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 15:45 (seventeen years ago) link

ned vs lj grandiloquence-off: nein danke.

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 16:00 (seventeen years ago) link

i dunno, ned definitely seems to have some buried rage

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 16:14 (seventeen years ago) link

:-)
the face of buried rage

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 16:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Emoticon of buried rage.

― Jon Lewis, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 16:36 (seventeen years ago) link

"The Buried Rage" = "Uh Raget Be Dire"

― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 16:50 (seventeen years ago) link

"Uh Raget Be Dire"

To the tune of "Oh, Lady Be Good"

― Jon Lewis, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 17:00 (seventeen years ago) link

"Every time he stopped to reload his gun he would just keep saying "Heavens!" over and over again. It was horrifying", said one witness of the shooting spree.

― scott seward, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 17:14 (seventeen years ago) link

"he wouldn't stop... winking..."

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 17:26 (seventeen years ago) link

I should ignore that reviewer though. Every album review is devoted to deploring slackness and praising righteousness - he describes one Sizzla album as "too Babylon". I expect he lives in Connecticut.

-- Tim F, Wednesday, August 1, 2007 6:07 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Link

― deej, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 20:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, that's a great one.

― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 03:50 (seventeen years ago) link

nabisco's interjection has since spoilt a perfect thread, it should have been locked after mark s' second post

-- Just got offed, Wednesday, August 8, 2007 10:53 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

*third

-- Just got offed, Wednesday, August 8, 2007 10:53 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Self-deprecating calls for your very own insulting to be preserved in the glass case of a locked thread do not actually make you any more likeable than you were a moment ago

-- nabisco, Wednesday, August 8, 2007 10:57 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― stevie, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Ooh that's prime.

― Laurel, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:10 (seventeen years ago) link

HAHA!

― John Justen, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:11 (seventeen years ago) link

If Louis doesn't come here and defend himself, I think we have to accept that zing as gospel truth.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Too late, the phrase "glass case of a locked thread" is already brilliant.

― Laurel, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:14 (seventeen years ago) link

folks can say whatever the hell they want about me. it's weird though how more or less any diss, whatever the veracity/potency/humour, winds up on this thread!

― scourage, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:19 (seventeen years ago) link

how do all these zings end up on the zing thread!

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:20 (seventeen years ago) link

folks can say whatever the hell they want about me. it's weird though how more or less any diss, whatever the veracity/potency/humour, winds up on this thread!

-- scourage, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:19 (4 minutes ago) Link

how do all these zings end up on the zing thread!

-- Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:20 (3 minutes ago) Link

innit?

― scourage, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Louis Jagger enjoys dressing like a lady.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Louis Jagger has a fresh supply of poppers at his disposal at all times.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Shall I go on?

― John Justen, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:31 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/stevelens/Album2/MP004.jpg

― scourage, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:32 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.boxrec.com/list_bouts.php?human_id=009140&cat=boxer

― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:46 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.bedlib.org/boxcar-train-1-24.jpg

― chaki, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:55 (seventeen years ago) link

I keep trying to get my girlfriend to watch Robocop, but it's just not a big priority for her. How can I make her understand unless she's seen it? I can't DESCRIBE it, obviously. This must be some kinda universal nerd question.

-- kenan, Thursday, August 9, 2007 5:13 AM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Tell her than the dad from that 70's show is secretly psychopathic.

you have a girlfriend?

-- kingfish, Thursday, August 9, 2007 5:25 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― latebloomer, Thursday, 9 August 2007 05:30 (seventeen years ago) link

she's probably putting the lotion in the basket as we speak

― ^@^, Thursday, 9 August 2007 11:30 (seventeen years ago) link

jon have you seen the movie Spellbound? you look like that kid who had super ADD and was crazy.

-- killy (baby lenin pin), Thursday, October 26, 2006 11:33 AM (9 months ago) Bookmark Link

― sanskrit, Thursday, 9 August 2007 15:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Wait what happened to the auto googleproofing that prevented us from typing L0u1s J@gger?

― Jon Lewis, Thursday, 9 August 2007 15:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh.

― Jon Lewis, Thursday, 9 August 2007 15:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Why does it stop me and not John Justen...?

― Jon Lewis, Thursday, 9 August 2007 15:49 (seventeen years ago) link

That's a pretty funny zing coming from killy.

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 9 August 2007 16:18 (seventeen years ago) link

i have to go party now

-- max, Thursday, 9 August 2007 19:42 (2 days ago) Link

if by party you mean post this poll then i'm ok with it

-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 9 August 2007 19:43 (2 days ago) Link

no by party he means call his exgirlfriend.

-- jessie monster, Thursday, 9 August 2007 19:47 (2 days ago) Link

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Saturday, 11 August 2007 13:09 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't even know max's situation, but it has the ring of universal truth.

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Saturday, 11 August 2007 13:19 (seventeen years ago) link

more true than u will ever know u_u

― max, Saturday, 11 August 2007 13:51 (seventeen years ago) link

(Italics are Bimble)

People who are not as intelligent as highly intelligent people are often highly hostile to the highly intelligent people because they see that the people are smart and it makes them feel inferior, so they want revenge.

After reading this sentence, I will only accept that you are highly intelligent if English is not your native tongue.

-- John Justen, Saturday, 11 August 2007 21:56 (21 minutes ago) Link

― Jon Lewis, Saturday, 11 August 2007 22:30 (seventeen years ago) link

nah holmes i feel it ;_;

xpost

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Saturday, 11 August 2007 22:57 (seventeen years ago) link

http://whois.domaintools.com/dompassantino.co.uk

-- Heave Ho, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 05:13 (5 days ago)

Yeah, my ex registered it.

-- Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 05:53 (5 days ago)

17-year-old chubbies have that kind of money?

-- King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 06:00 (5 days ago)

― Heave Ho, Sunday, 12 August 2007 23:11 (seventeen years ago) link

"buried rage"

You 'found' your own fucking website, did you?
-- Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, June 23, 2006 5:05 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 13 August 2007 17:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Whoa where's that from.

― Pashmina, Monday, 13 August 2007 19:55 (seventeen years ago) link

ah some guy posted a link to his own blog -- i mean fair enough to curse on him, but heavens.

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 13 August 2007 19:57 (seventeen years ago) link

The sasha frere-jones/radiohead thread (the one erroneously sited on ILE).

It's on the ILE front page right now.

― Jon Lewis, Monday, 13 August 2007 19:57 (seventeen years ago) link

I miss that B. Mikes guy, wasn't he seeding a bunch of conversations with links to his site around that time or was it just the sfj one?

― mh, Monday, 13 August 2007 20:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Wow, how did I miss that thread originally, it's one of the most cold clusterfucks I've ever seen! Oh yeah, the thread title hardly sez "read me!" does it.

The only guy I remember really overdoing the blogspamming thing is PEW.

― Pashmina, Monday, 13 August 2007 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

don't forget "e complex" who filled me with wite-hot rage but most ppl just ignored, haha

― gff, Monday, 13 August 2007 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link

i mean, he even put his blog hyper-linxx in some other very specific font!! why that's so irritating to me, i can't really explain..

― gff, Monday, 13 August 2007 20:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah come come that dude was never called on his spamming? It was so weird. He seems to have disappeared tho.

― Trayce, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 01:03 (seventeen years ago) link

At least Tony Wilson's new record label has its first signing.

-- Dom Passantino, Friday, August 10, 2007 7:54 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Link

zinging tony wilson, i guess. but nonetheless very hilarious.

― Jordan Sargent, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 05:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Too soon.

― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 08:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Too British.

― n/a, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 12:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Too much of a reach.

― sanskrit, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 14:22 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't even get it.

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 14:38 (seventeen years ago) link

flogging sacred cows like dead horses for your weak lols since 2002

― ^@^, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 14:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Explain the joke to me, plz.

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 15:10 (seventeen years ago) link

He's saying Amy Winehouse is about to croak, so then she'll be the first signing to etc etc

― Jon Lewis, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 15:11 (seventeen years ago) link

That's a zing?

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 15:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Patton Oswalt vs. Carrot Top zings in this one are awesome zings:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHaRu5yzeaY

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 15:49 (seventeen years ago) link

sooo many zings in the flava roast. show was really really hilarious.

― Jordan Sargent, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link

somehow i suspect that one wasn't endorsed by the Friar's Club

― sanskrit, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 16:10 (seventeen years ago) link

wiki: Starting in 1998, Comedy Central started to air roasts by the New York Friars' Club, which they did annually until 2002. For unknown reasons, they did not air the Friars' Club roasts anymore and started producing their own roasts. The first one featured Dennis Leary being roasted, which aired on August 10, 2003. The next one didn't air for over one and a half years, until March 20, 2005, where Jeff Foxworthy was roasted. That same year, on August 14, 2005, Pamela Anderson was roasted. From that point on, a new roast has aired every year in August, featuring William Shatner on August 20, 2006 and Flavor Flav, which aired on August 12, 2007

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 16:14 (seventeen years ago) link

unknown reasons

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 16:24 (seventeen years ago) link

WIKI: During a 2003 roast of Denis Leary, comedian Lenny Clarke, a friend of Leary's, said there was a carton of cigarettes backstage from Bill Hicks with the message, "Wish I had gotten these to you sooner." This joke was cut from the final broadcast.[12]

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 16:26 (seventeen years ago) link

"Chuck D wanted to be here tonight, but the D stands for Dignity"

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

― sanskrit, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 13:19 (seventeen years ago) link

that clip is hardcore good times.

― stevie, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 15:04 (seventeen years ago) link

"flavor of love .... I didn't know syphilis HAD a flavor"

― dmr, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 16:08 (seventeen years ago) link

that one floored me

― stevie, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 16:49 (seventeen years ago) link

"bill maher must be exhausted!"

lols

i <3 patton

― latebloomer, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 16:59 (seventeen years ago) link

tauntaun carcass

― latebloomer, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 17:03 (seventeen years ago) link

that's some cutting psychological analysis for someone whose face you've seen 3/5 of

-- Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, August 8, 2007 12:43 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

― deej, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 18:15 (seventeen years ago) link

This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Viacom International Inc.

wtf i watched it this morning

― Don Gorgon, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 18:21 (seventeen years ago) link

god it's almost like it got taken down after that

― ^@^, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 18:52 (seventeen years ago) link

This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Viacom International Inc.

wtf i watched it this morning

-- Don Gorgon, Wednesday, August 15, 2007 2:21 PM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

god it's almost like it got taken down after that

-- ^@^, Wednesday, August 15, 2007 2:52 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― sleep, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:07 (seventeen years ago) link

tauntaun carcass

oh yes, THIS was the best line.

― stevie, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 21:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Kimmel: "Chris Benoit is a better father"

Ice cold.

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 22:26 (seventeen years ago) link

omg that "b. mikes" thread. A+ to us all.

― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 22:44 (seventeen years ago) link

also "meeting guys" and "hooking up with guys" are two totally different things. Sure you can't have one without the other, but all the former requires is usually being young and female (because men are disgusting and will basically hit on anything young with boobs and purty hayur), while the latter requires that the young woman in questions make some qualitative decisions about said pool of men.

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, August 15, 2007 11:25 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

this is real science you're dropping. tell me, do you have any theories about men liking sport and women enjoying a good day's shopping?

-- Ronan, Wednesday, August 15, 2007 11:27 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

― latebloomer, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 23:29 (seventeen years ago) link

you just got zinged shamrock style bitch

― sanskrit, Thursday, 16 August 2007 02:48 (seventeen years ago) link

who is kenan's gf? he says she posts on ilx.

-- chaki, Thursday, August 16, 2007 8:07 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i think he means jaymc

-- strongohulkington, Thursday, August 16, 2007 8:13 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― chaki, Thursday, 16 August 2007 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

lol old ilx

-- Dom Passantino, Thursday, August 16, 2007 2:32 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

IT'S THE SAME

-- mark s, Thursday, August 16, 2007 2:50 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

its not the same, mark. for one jess and ally dont talk like Lou1s J@gger anymore.

-- chaki, Thursday, August 16, 2007 9:51 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

― and what, Friday, 17 August 2007 02:34 (seventeen years ago) link

WAU

― HI DERE, Friday, 17 August 2007 03:21 (seventeen years ago) link

THATS the zing that gets the caps locked WAU? from YOU?! oh come on.

― chaki, Friday, 17 August 2007 03:34 (seventeen years ago) link

I AM A WEREWOLF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-- conner Smedley (gsc660), Friday, 31 January 2003 23:36 (4 years ago) Link

Settle down there, slick.
-- luna (luna.c), Friday, 31 January 2003 23:37 (4 years ago) Link

― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Sunday, 19 August 2007 09:39 (seventeen years ago) link

AWWW!HHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
-- conner Smedley (gsc660), Friday, 31 January 2003 23:38 (4 years ago) Link

Since we're on the last phase of the moon right now, shouldn't you really just be a normal (however loosely you'd like to use the term) person just to save your strength for the full moon around the 14th?
-- luna (luna.c), Friday, 31 January 2003 23:41 (4 years ago) Link

― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Sunday, 19 August 2007 09:42 (seventeen years ago) link

A

― Heave Ho, Sunday, 19 August 2007 10:06 (seventeen years ago) link

she should know, she's luna

― latebloomer, Sunday, 19 August 2007 11:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Weirdly, I was looking up Mia Sara on IMDB last night and discovered she's been married twice, the first time to Sean Connery's son and the second to Jim Henson's son.

-- jaymc, Tuesday, August 21, 2007 9:25 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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most boring weird thing ever!

-- mark s, Tuesday, August 21, 2007 9:26 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― Jordan, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 21:30 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm only surprised it wasn't Ethan that posted that.

― jaymc, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 21:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Nicole, as a singer, is an order of magnitude more versatile than Amerie.

-- HI DERE, Tuesday, August 21, 2007 10:55 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

amerie is, however, probably versatile enough that she doesnt have to use the phrase "order of magnitude" everytime she wants to say something.

-- r|t|c, Wednesday, August 22, 2007 12:06 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

― Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, 22 August 2007 02:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Let's leave tuomas alone and see how he evolves, shall we? After all, he's not retarded.

-- kenan, Thursday, 23 August 2007 07:01 (2 hours ago) Link

Expert testimony there.

-- Noodle Vague, Thursday, 23 August 2007 07:12 (2 hours ago) Link

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, 23 August 2007 09:32 (seventeen years ago) link

those last two are great.

― ^@^, Thursday, 23 August 2007 13:10 (seventeen years ago) link

recently, a drunken customer made a direct comment about my "nice tits" and then asked me if i minded/thought anyone would notice, if he had a wank under the table. to which i replied with something like "that's fine, and long as you don't mind me adding $100 to your bill".

-- Rubyredd, Thursday, 23 August 2007 13:47 (49 minutes ago) Link

jon had his birthday at applebees already?!

-- and what, Thursday, 23 August 2007 13:50 (47 minutes ago) Link

― sanskrit, Thursday, 23 August 2007 14:51 (seventeen years ago) link

the elusive two birds with one stone zing

― sanskrit, Thursday, 23 August 2007 14:52 (seventeen years ago) link

2 birds w/1 zing

― jhøshea, Thursday, 23 August 2007 15:02 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm lebanese but my personality is amerrrican. i like america, just not american trash. american woman jabbing ppl and screaming "faggot" in a hotel cuz she got embarrassed = american trash. faggot shouldn't be treated lightly, and neither should arguing against it - because wherever you or i may live or whoever we may know, there are still plenty of ppl living in plenty o places that do use the word faggot and the like to great detriment.

though the plain and simple notion of human equality shouldn't need a medal to encourage it (self-righteousness etc.), still these days, as a gay man, i find it worthy of praise.

-- Surmounter, Sunday, May 27, 2007 6:15 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Link

did you find ILX through oink invites?

-- sanskrit, Sunday, May 27, 2007 7:19 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Thursday, 23 August 2007 20:24 (seventeen years ago) link

thx 4 da description, blogger

-- luriqua, Sunday, August 26, 2007 3:31 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Link

i don't blog, i actually get paid.

-- M@tt He1ges0n, Sunday, August 26, 2007 9:32 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

― deej, Sunday, 26 August 2007 18:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Paul Barman is funny doodz lighten up.

-- A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Tuesday, October 3, 2006 5:53 AM (10 months ago) Bookmark Link

great now i'm being schooled in humor by Hurting

-- am0n (am0n), Tuesday, October 3, 2006 10:53 AM (10 months ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Sunday, 26 August 2007 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

it wouldnt be too hard to write a script for it, would it?

i play random thread sometimes by just fucking with the threadid value un the url. not truly random because you know wether you're getting a relativley old or new thread, but still serves its purpose.

-- gr8080, Thursday, August 2, 2007 2:58 AM (Thursday, August 2, 2007 2:58 AM) Bookmark Link

man you must get bored

-- sanskrit, Monday, August 27, 2007 4:23 PM (Monday, August 27, 2007 4:23 PM) Bookmark Link

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Not the zingiest zing, but I love the 25 day gap in between posts.

― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 27 August 2007 21:47 (seventeen years ago) link

the best ever zing involved a long gap like that. i wonder if i can find it.

― s1ocki, Monday, 27 August 2007 22:36 (seventeen years ago) link

L'espirit d'xpostier.

― Trayce, Monday, 27 August 2007 22:45 (seventeen years ago) link

L'espirit d'xpostier.

Indeed. It's something like how it's always mentioned that in 2001: A Space Odyssey there is the longest flash-foward ever in moviedom.

― dell, Monday, 27 August 2007 23:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Nu-ilx in video form: http://www.break.com/index/wussy-skater-fight.html

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 03:21 (seventeen years ago) link

playing the same part yr entire career takes a toll

-- Dr Morbius, Monday, 27 August 2007 13:30 (Yesterday) Link

I can only hope playing the same part on this message board over and over leads you to attempt suicide one day, too.

-- Alex in Baltimore, Monday, 27 August 2007 13:32 (Yesterday) Link

― and what, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 16:55 (seventeen years ago) link

alex in baltimore acting really defensive on that thread, what is dude's deal?

― bell_labs, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 17:13 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm with alex in baltimore. what's YOUR deal.

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 17:17 (seventeen years ago) link

i just thought it was unnecessarily cuntish and not a particularly funny zing </save-a-morbs>

― bell_labs, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 17:29 (seventeen years ago) link

you dont think the original comment wasnt particularly cuntish?

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 17:32 (seventeen years ago) link

eh, yeah, but no more so than anyone else's

― bell_labs, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 17:43 (seventeen years ago) link

let's look at what they're saying:

Morbs: Owen Wilson is not a good actor.
Alex in Baltimore: I hope you kill yourself.

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 18:32 (seventeen years ago) link

everyone seems pretty cunty today!

― chaki, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 18:49 (seventeen years ago) link

people are being friendly enough over on the girly products thread

― bell_labs, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 18:51 (seventeen years ago) link

yes but that thread is cunty by definition innit?

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 18:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Morbs: Owen Wilson is not a good actor.

No, this is what douchebags THOUGHT I was saying.

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 18:57 (seventeen years ago) link

that's not what i thought you were saying.

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 18:58 (seventeen years ago) link

I. It was a zing
II. This is the zing thread

― n/a, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 19:01 (seventeen years ago) link

OK GUYS IT IS EASY TO EXPLAIN

morbius: I AM DISSATISFIED WITH THE FILM CHOICES OF ONE MR. OWEN WILSON. ALSO, THIS THREAD IS A WASTE OF BANDWITH BECAUSE WHO CARES.
other ilxors: DUDE U IS ALSO WASTING BANDWITH GO WATCH SOME KINSKI APPEARANCES ON FAIRIE TALE THEATRE
alex in baltimroe: IF U R GOING TO MAKE ILL ADVICED ZINGS I WILL DO SO TOO IN V CUNTY FASHION
everyone: o gosh what a predicament!

this is basically what happens on every single thread about a celebrity except change "alex in baltimore" with whomever happens to be in a bad mood and has read enough of morbs/shakey/whoever posting OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER about how, basically, celebrities are stupid. i mean pplz should not be still surprised by this, it's funny at this point, the meaner a zing is on those threads the funnier it is too. imo at least. vicious circle etc.

also n/a otm!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 28 August 2007 19:03 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm just disappointed that it didn't result in a hilarious thread like friday's lou reed thread.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 28 August 2007 19:03 (seventeen years ago) link

well ELLIOTT GOULD RIP then.

btw, I wouldn't necessarily blame Owen Wilson for his 'choices' as they are the kind of dumbass movies even 95% of smart ppl gorge themselves on, so I guess he like to eat and date models.

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 19:09 (seventeen years ago) link

(or did)

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 19:09 (seventeen years ago) link

dr morbius did you like zoolander?

― bell_labs, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 19:10 (seventeen years ago) link

eat models??

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 19:11 (seventeen years ago) link

I didn't hate it, but it seemed like an overblown 10-minute sketch.

To me he'll just always be the guy who did something completely knocked me on my ass with the originality of the Bottle Rocket character, then co-wrote Rushmore. And then did a bunch of stuff I didn't want to see.

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 19:13 (seventeen years ago) link

thank god morbius has finally weighed in on owen wilson. now: a nation rests.

― ^@^, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 19:21 (seventeen years ago) link

I always forget to weigh in on the momentous shit like who the fuck you are.

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 19:22 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe if i spent more time being needlessly catty on RIP and suicide threads, eh morbs?

― ^@^, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 19:29 (seventeen years ago) link

sorry I didn't have the proper context for that zing, but I am not overly concerned about owen wilson's cry for help or the thread for discussing it

wah wahhhhh

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 19:31 (seventeen years ago) link

zing RIP

― am0n, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 19:41 (seventeen years ago) link

heaven needed zing culture

― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 19:44 (seventeen years ago) link

^@^ = some dumb uker

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 20:35 (seventeen years ago) link

ha

― cutty, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 21:31 (seventeen years ago) link

i read that as "needlessly cutty"

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 21:59 (seventeen years ago) link

i like being an adjective

― cutty, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 22:01 (seventeen years ago) link

there's no such thing as needlessly cutty tho

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 22:10 (seventeen years ago) link

^^^^^^^^ this is correct.

― ^@^, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 22:59 (seventeen years ago) link

i mean, it's bloody spot on.

― ^@^, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 23:00 (seventeen years ago) link

that's a compliment right? right? :/

― cutty, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 23:14 (seventeen years ago) link

yes

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 23:54 (seventeen years ago) link

mwah

― cutty, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 00:29 (seventeen years ago) link

lol didn't realize there'd been such a big debate about how catty/cunty/cutty i had or hadn't been on that thread. anyway I said "I hope you attempt to kill yourself," not "I hope you kill yourself." totally different. if you wish to learn more about what my deal is i will prepare a presentation on the subject.

― Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 01:37 (seventeen years ago) link

ooh please!

― s1ocki, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 02:06 (seventeen years ago) link

haha

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 02:12 (seventeen years ago) link

http://adifferentplace.org/new/powerpoint.gif

― Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 02:17 (seventeen years ago) link

are you to powerpoint presentations what jaymc is to .xlss?

― s1ocki, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 02:28 (seventeen years ago) link

mydeal.ppt

― Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 02:33 (seventeen years ago) link

wtf is that powerpoint 1.0? how old is your computer?

― sanskrit, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 03:08 (seventeen years ago) link

im guessing it's a google image.

― Jordan Sargent, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 03:14 (seventeen years ago) link

thanks!

― river wolf, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 03:18 (seventeen years ago) link

man i thought he made that for us
:(

― sanskrit, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 14:57 (seventeen years ago) link

subsubsubsub faith mouse

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 15:43 (seventeen years ago) link

dude that elliot gould joke worried me for a second

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 29 August 2007 16:30 (seventeen years ago) link

deep breaths

― chaki, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 17:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Funny, you want to hug him, but you want to punch him almost as much. That's the character. The hug/punch axis.

-- kenan, Wednesday, August 29, 2007 11:57 AM (Wednesday, August 29, 2007 11:57 AM) Bookmark Link

Gee, kinda reminds me of someone.

-- Pleasant Plains, Thursday, August 30, 2007 12:41 AM Bookmark Link

― and what, Thursday, 30 August 2007 00:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Is ADHD a real disorder?

Who'd have thought an ILX discussion of mental-health pharmaceuticals would wind up like this?

-- nabisco, Thursday, August 30, 2007 3:03 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― mh, Thursday, 30 August 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

omg tobot dropping the hammer on that thread
kudos!

― sanskrit, Thursday, 30 August 2007 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

srsly lsd would help everyone.

― hstencil, Thursday, 30 August 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

^^ tru

― sanskrit, Thursday, 30 August 2007 20:27 (seventeen years ago) link

unfortunately i didn't get enough to go 'round.

― hstencil, Thursday, 30 August 2007 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

for ref. the song kate wrote about ms misery:
http://www.thelollies.co.uk/Lollies/lyrics.htm#susan

― chaki, Thursday, 30 August 2007 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

tombot post is
http://www.gangstacomments.com/myspace-comments/chains/gangsta.gif

― and what, Thursday, 30 August 2007 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

My Imajinary Boyfriend

Chorus:
I get so lonely sometimes I wish I were dead
So I dreamed an imaginary boyfriend inside my head
Told myself a story, wrote it down
But I forget that it's not real when you're around

― am0n, Thursday, 30 August 2007 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

I broke a bone when I was seven
Didn't set properly so they broke it again
Doctors break bones to heal them right
Like I break my heart over you every night

Analyse the situation, I know what to do
Cause I was a scientist until the age of 22
Call me paranoid, call me astute
You were an experiment till I fell in luv wit choo.

― and what, Thursday, 30 August 2007 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

omg tom

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 30 August 2007 20:43 (seventeen years ago) link

I am consistently shocked by the crapitude of that lyric page every time it gets posted.

― John Justen, Thursday, 30 August 2007 20:49 (seventeen years ago) link

oh, this is a thread for the nasty comments people make. i don't have sound at work so i've never actually heard the 'zing' noise.

― darraghmac, Thursday, 30 August 2007 20:52 (seventeen years ago) link

the only noise is the sound of dr. pepper being spit onto a keyboard

― cutty, Thursday, 30 August 2007 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link

so, more of a 'spuff' thread really.

― darraghmac, Thursday, 30 August 2007 21:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Who holds the band record for eating the most lollies?
Jane: Actually, we hold a joint world record for sucking the most lollies at one sitting. We managed to eat 9,822. Really. It's in the Guinness book. Man, our tongues were sore for days..
Kate: Most, I don't know. But as for being the biggest lollies fiend, that would probably be me. I once picked up a Chuppa-Chup I'd dropped in a gutter on the Lower East Side, brushed it off and carried on eating it. Gross enough for ya?

― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 30 August 2007 21:10 (seventeen years ago) link

o_O

― sleep, Thursday, 30 August 2007 21:19 (seventeen years ago) link

I just would like to point out that when I met Kate St. Clair in person, in real life, in a london pub, she came off exactly the fucking insane homeless bonkers bag lady archetype I thought she would. I vote hard to the left but I don't suffer a fool for very long. I suspect the rest of the FAP crowd felt sorry for me while I endured your lecture on the Masonic conference rooms of London, but I've learned my lesson not to speak for others. To cover my own sentiments, how about a big FUCK YOU YOU'RE PRETTY STUPID. Congrats on getting to open for an overrated pack of 40something talentless bithces that one time, that is something the rest of us will never get to do.

-- El Tomboto, Thursday, August 30, 2007 3:43 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

also I hate you and think you're an imbecile.

-- El Tomboto, Thursday, August 30, 2007 3:44 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

=

http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/7171/dhalsimjn6.gif

― sanskrit, Thursday, 30 August 2007 21:25 (seventeen years ago) link

we should as ms msery how that gutter pop tasted

― chaki, Thursday, 30 August 2007 21:26 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost
http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k133/mattsantiago1/messedup.gif

― sleep, Thursday, 30 August 2007 21:27 (seventeen years ago) link

i didn't vote for myself.

-- Jordan Sargent, Sunday, September 2, 2007 8:42 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark Link

glad you got your best friend from high school who'd do anything for you and is still kinda obsessed to sign up for ilx though

-- jergïns, Sunday, September 2, 2007 9:51 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Sunday, 2 September 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

trife stans vs jordan sargent stans

― and what, Sunday, 2 September 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

please don't disturb deej's super-serious disco thread, guys. he's got a very important dj set tonight.

-- Jordan Sargent, Sunday, September 2, 2007 9:11 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

^^^ good zing

― and what, Sunday, 2 September 2007 21:44 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm sort of confused as to why Jordan Sargent hates me. I also don't care.

― Tape Store, Sunday, 2 September 2007 22:05 (seventeen years ago) link

holy shit, Tom

― HI DERE, Monday, 3 September 2007 00:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Rolling HARDMAN thread 2007

― Heave Ho, Monday, 3 September 2007 00:29 (seventeen years ago) link

^^^ good zing

yeah, i really need to stop ... going on about my important dj sets??

― deej, Monday, 3 September 2007 00:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Sometimes the truth hurts.

― HI DERE, Monday, 3 September 2007 01:10 (seventeen years ago) link

(hahaha that's even more ludicrous in print than it was in my head)

― HI DERE, Monday, 3 September 2007 01:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Have you seen the Stronger video? It's like a throwback to 1998

i don't see the problem

-- Jordan Sargent, Sunday, September 2, 2007 6:40 PM (4 hours ago)

the jordan sargent "svelte" of approval

-- and what, Sunday, September 2, 2007 6:45 PM (3 hours ago)

― am0n, Monday, 3 September 2007 02:45 (seventeen years ago) link

The dancing Filipino inmates were on Dateline NBC a few weeks ago, too.

-- jaymc, Wednesday, September 5, 2007 6:19 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

televisedfilipinos.xls

-- s1ocki, Wednesday, September 5, 2007 6:51 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

ZING

oldjoeks.xls

-- and what, Wednesday, September 5, 2007 7:33 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

ZANG

glasshouses.ppt

-- HI DERE, Wednesday, September 5, 2007 7:50 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

ZONG

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 19:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Tom's angriest posts are sorta Michael O'Donoghue crossed with Ignatius Reilly

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 19:05 (seventeen years ago) link

BLZING: DAMNNNN

wheres the lex

-- Surmounter, Wednesday, September 5, 2007 8:35 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

he posts as "Alex in Baltimore" now

-- and what, Wednesday, September 5, 2007 8:36 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

― luriqua, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 21:48 (seventeen years ago) link

OR AM I JUST STONED

― luriqua, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 21:49 (seventeen years ago) link

haha I came over to this board to post that to the lol thread, except I was going to include Surmounter's "for real?" response.

― Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 23:55 (seventeen years ago) link

you don't have to defend the word retard to me.

esp. while jordan sargent's here.

-- hstencil, Wednesday, September 5, 2007 9:32 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

― jergïns, Thursday, 6 September 2007 06:02 (seventeen years ago) link

haha I came over to this board to post that to the lol thread, except I was going to include Surmounter's "for real?" response.

OTM

― HI DERE, Thursday, 6 September 2007 12:57 (seventeen years ago) link

you don't have to defend the word retard to me.

esp. while jordan sargent's here.

-- hstencil, Wednesday, September 5, 2007 9:32 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

nice

― and what, Thursday, 6 September 2007 15:40 (seventeen years ago) link

you people are *mental*

-- Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, July 23, 2003 9:31 PM (4 years ago)

― gff, Thursday, 6 September 2007 16:23 (seventeen years ago) link

But what the hell does pretention sound like?

do a search for "just got offed"

-- max, Thursday, September 6, 2007 6:48 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― deej, Friday, 7 September 2007 00:06 (seventeen years ago) link

lol

― latebloomer, Friday, 7 September 2007 00:11 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm generally suspicious about accusations of pretension, and I think it sometimes says more about the accuser than the accused. But sometimes it's valid. Pretentious can just mean unearned showiness or ostentatiousness. It can also refer to something that seems affected, as if the artist is putting on airs or pretending to be an authority about something they are not. Some people want art to be honest, and pretention sounds like dishonesty mixed with vanity.

-- St3ve Go1db3rg, Thursday, September 6, 2007 11:51 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

i know a guy that sounds like that

-- lfam, Friday, September 7, 2007 12:26 AM (47 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

That pretension thread should be up to about 100% gold zing level by tomorrow.

― John Justen, Friday, 7 September 2007 01:18 (seventeen years ago) link

haha I just came here to post Goldberg/lfam

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 7 September 2007 01:47 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm just mildly intrigued by how someone can tell me to calm down whilst simultaneously giving their own (wildly inaccurate and unfair) character assassination. You seem to have set yourself against a certain type, and for the purposes of convenience have made me adhere to that type come hell or high water. I don't aim to bring pleasure here, I aim to let off steam and air my opinions so that others might contend them. Instead of contending, you've aimed cheap shots ('Oxbridge whimsy' indeed, o thou frightful nincompoop) at the speaker. If I was trying to patronise you, I'd do it so much better, my dear fellow. You'd barely notice.

Anyway, I'm off for a bit. Lurk away.

-- Just got offed, Thursday, June 14, 2007 8:27 AM (2 months ago) Bookmark Link

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You suck.

-- caek, Thursday, June 14, 2007 8:28 AM (2 months ago) Bookmark Link

― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Friday, 7 September 2007 10:03 (seventeen years ago) link

LOLZ

― Trayce, Friday, 7 September 2007 10:07 (seventeen years ago) link

10/10

― am0n, Friday, 7 September 2007 13:34 (seventeen years ago) link

what have you got to be smug about Just got offed it's not like you even guessed the mother might be involved?

-- RJG, Friday, September 7, 2007 5:00 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Well, I guessed very early on that the whole search campaign (and media circus) would be futile. If these allegations are true, they're futile in a particularly ironic manner.

-- Just got offed, Friday, September 7, 2007 5:07 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

people guessed quite early on about you

-- RJG, Friday, September 7, 2007 5:10 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― stevie, Friday, 7 September 2007 16:27 (seventeen years ago) link

amazing

-- and what, Friday, September 7, 2007 3:49 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

you should forward it around your office

-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, September 7, 2007 3:50 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― deej, Friday, 7 September 2007 21:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Rename thread "amon and the IRE retards discovering Something Awful Forum jokes".

-- King Boy Pato, Saturday, September 8, 2007 5:20 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Link

― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 8 September 2007 20:25 (seventeen years ago) link

et tu crute

― am0n, Saturday, 8 September 2007 22:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Rename post "amon and the IRE retards discovering Lou1s J@gger jokes".

― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 8 September 2007 22:36 (seventeen years ago) link

did something weird to my hand last night, cant remember what.

-- jhøshea, Tuesday, September 11, 2007 9:18 AM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

MOVE ON

-- Dr Morbius, Tuesday, September 11, 2007 9:20 AM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― jhøshea, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 13:39 (seventeen years ago) link

It seems to me that it all boils down to if any action in someone's past is forgivable, as long as the feeling is right. On a strictly emotional level, it is probably so, but since when did emotions become the be-all end-all arbitrator for what is right? I would like to think that I would have the will-power to end a relationship in a split second if it turned out my amorata had indulged in prostitution, bestiality, etc., prior to our teaming up - howsoever my feelings told me not to. And I expect nothing less from the people to whom I lend my trust. I guess that what I'm saying is that frivolous forgiving can lead you morally astray.

-- Jeb, Tuesday, September 11, 2007 10:30 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

you sound like a scary old gentleman waving a stick

-- estela, Tuesday, September 11, 2007 10:37 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

― bell_labs, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 22:40 (seventeen years ago) link

lol @ 'teaming up'

― max, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 22:43 (seventeen years ago) link

is Jeb new?

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 22:45 (seventeen years ago) link

i wish my relationships were more like buddy comedies

― max, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 22:45 (seventeen years ago) link

that's one of RJG's best

― wanko ergo sum, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 22:46 (seventeen years ago) link

no

― RJG, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 23:05 (seventeen years ago) link

ok you're right.

― wanko ergo sum, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 23:38 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't think I believe in Jeb. He might be pretty hilarious if his creator takes him far enough though.

"amorata" = priceless.

― Jon Lewis, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 00:13 (seventeen years ago) link

turn your sorrow into art somehow - channel the energy into something constructive

-- Maria :D, Thursday, September 13, 2007 2:57 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

yes! then i'm sure you'll bag wynona ryder!

-- nathalie, Thursday, September 13, 2007 2:59 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Thursday, 13 September 2007 18:37 (seventeen years ago) link

bell labs sloburn zing on this thread A++++

My elbow hurts because of over mouse useage at work or wrong mouse useage at work, what should I do?

― John Justen, Friday, 14 September 2007 06:45 (seventeen years ago) link

lolololololool

― gr8080, Friday, 14 September 2007 06:49 (seventeen years ago) link

haha

― jergïns, Friday, 14 September 2007 07:17 (seventeen years ago) link

sorry am0n won that one tho

stop posting

-- am0n, Friday, September 14, 2007 8:39 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

― deej, Friday, 14 September 2007 15:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Fuck all this talk about the Cosby Kids....do you have too much time on your hands???

-- Tera Williams, Monday, April 15, 2002 1:00 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Link

hey, you googled it hot stuff.

-- jess, Monday, April 15, 2002 1:00 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Link

― stevie, Sunday, 16 September 2007 21:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Wow google has been around for like almost 10 years right?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 16 September 2007 21:55 (seventeen years ago) link

The domain google.com was registered on September 15, 1997,[9] and the company was incorporated as Google Inc. on September 7, 1998 at a friend's garage in Menlo Park, California.

― Curt1s is coming to Zwinktopia !, Sunday, 16 September 2007 22:09 (seventeen years ago) link

are we gonna be like this about zwinktopia in 10 years?

― s1ocki, Sunday, 16 September 2007 23:09 (seventeen years ago) link

I remember talking about Google in a job interview in late 2000 and my future boss was all "Hmmm, tell me more about this 'Google.'"

― jaymc, Monday, 17 September 2007 04:59 (seventeen years ago) link

wow, jaymc discovered google.

― hstencil, Monday, 17 September 2007 05:29 (seventeen years ago) link

LOL. My dad actually told me about it and I was totally skeptical. I was like, "Whatever, Metacrawler works just fine."

― jaymc, Monday, 17 September 2007 05:32 (seventeen years ago) link

discovered: google:: had no idea: anal cunt

― hstencil, Monday, 17 September 2007 05:34 (seventeen years ago) link

In 2000, yes. Also the year that first Tara Jane O'Neil album came out.

― jaymc, Monday, 17 September 2007 05:39 (seventeen years ago) link

everyday life is bewilderment dot ex el ess

― Steve Shasta, Monday, 17 September 2007 05:42 (seventeen years ago) link

the blogger that broke google

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 17 September 2007 05:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Hey NRQ, guess how many people want to read your opinions on dance music? That's right, about as many as want to read Geir's opinions on grime.

-- Matt DC, Monday, September 17, 2007 10:48 AM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― ^@^, Monday, 17 September 2007 11:02 (seventeen years ago) link

this thread urgently needs someone to tip a glass of wine over another ilX0r at a wake

-- DG, Monday, September 17, 2007 6:37 PM (43 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― Dom Passantino, Monday, 17 September 2007 19:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Holy fuck!

― kv_nol, Monday, 17 September 2007 19:11 (seventeen years ago) link

DG match point

― sanskrit, Monday, 17 September 2007 19:28 (seventeen years ago) link

whut thred

― chaki, Monday, 17 September 2007 19:38 (seventeen years ago) link

ho snap

― HI DERE, Monday, 17 September 2007 20:35 (seventeen years ago) link

we have to travel back in time and assassinate me before i start ile

-- DG, Monday, September 17, 2007 9:00 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Link

― ghost rider, Monday, 17 September 2007 20:50 (seventeen years ago) link

whut thred

A question so URGENT and KEY I *expect* EVERYONE to post an opinion

― Dom Passantino, Monday, 17 September 2007 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link

what a productive day i've had

― DG, Monday, 17 September 2007 22:23 (seventeen years ago) link

i want those glasses

-- river wolf, Monday, September 17, 2007 5:03 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Link

fag

-- Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, September 17, 2007 10:40 PM (40 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― river wolf, Monday, 17 September 2007 23:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Tom, are you a good writer?

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 01:13 (2 hours ago) Link

half decent

pretty good if I'm angry about something and allowed to use bad words

-- El Tomboto, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 01:43 (1 hour ago) Link

maybe you should try blogging about being angry!

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 02:20 (1 hour ago) Link

― Dan I., Wednesday, 19 September 2007 03:39 (seventeen years ago) link

No that was serious!

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 03:54 (seventeen years ago) link

I am sowing discord

― Dan I., Wednesday, 19 September 2007 04:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Why do you think prostitutes are so affordable these days?

-- King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 23:23 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

I'll take your word for that

-- Tom D., Tuesday, 18 September 2007 23:27 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

― Trayce, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 11:54 (seventeen years ago) link

The "tase me bro" guy made an ass out of himself, but he'll get his (undeserved) 15 minutes of fame out of it. Maybe they should have shot him instead.

-- Bill Magill, Wednesday, September 19, 2007 5:59 AM (16 hours ago) Bookmark Link

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

go fuck a whore

-- That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, September 19, 2007 6:00 AM (16 hours ago) Bookmark Link

― gr8080, Thursday, 20 September 2007 08:11 (seventeen years ago) link

https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=17775202&postID=5028673442864778789#mehme

― Pashmina, Thursday, 20 September 2007 16:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Eh, wtf that didn't work:

mehme said...

Meh means rubbish. It means boring. It means not worth the effort, who cares, so-so, whatever. It is the all-purpose dismissive shrug of the blogger and messageboarder. And it is ubiquitous. On the I Love Music messageboard, for example, 4,010 separate discussion threads feature the use of "meh".

7:22 PM

― Pashmina, Thursday, 20 September 2007 16:07 (seventeen years ago) link

burrrrnn, ilmers!

― Pashmina, Thursday, 20 September 2007 16:08 (seventeen years ago) link

LOL, he C&P-ed it from the guardian!

― Pashmina, Thursday, 20 September 2007 16:16 (seventeen years ago) link

That said, if this kind of shit ever happened to my kid, I'd probably want the perp charged with attempted murder. I mean, if you are trying to beat someone unconscious, what the fuck exactly are you trying to do?

-- Dandy Don Weiner, Thursday, September 20, 2007 5:21 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i wouldn't be surprised if your kid got caught putting up nooses

-- moonship journey to baja, Thursday, September 20, 2007 5:23 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:37 (seventeen years ago) link

*slowly backs away from thread*

-- kenan, Thursday, September 20, 2007 12:25 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

likely story

-- ken c, Thursday, September 20, 2007 12:27 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― deej, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:46 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm no policy wonk, neb. I'm for single payer cuz

FUCK THE INSURANCE COMPANIES WITH A HOT POKER

-- Dr Morbius, Tuesday, September 25, 2007 2:03 PM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

if you find a Democrat who looks like a leader, yell BINGO

(apologies to Bob Hope)

-- Dr Morbius, Tuesday, September 25, 2007 2:21 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v30/kiyone/waynesworld-yousnoopingkids.jpg
FUCK THE INSURANCE COMPANIES WITH A HOT POKER! APOLOGIES TO BOB HOPE!

-- and what, Tuesday, September 25, 2007 2:27 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― jhøshea, Tuesday, 25 September 2007 18:38 (seventeen years ago) link

4-in-1 from Pashmina

TS mr idée fixe vs the holy trinity of lazy, adolescent snark.

-- Pashmina,

― onimo, Wednesday, 26 September 2007 13:20 (seventeen years ago) link

bob hope zinger lololol

― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 26 September 2007 15:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Ever get this sensation?

Lately I wonder if I keep doing this thing as it is all I know, my only source of income, or just part of my personality. Then I think, perhaps to want to quit is defeatism or negativity.

Or perhaps I am jaded and bored with this.

Any similar experiences?

-- Ronan, Thursday, 27 September 2007 14:44 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

You mean DJing?

-- jaymc, Thursday, 27 September 2007 14:45 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

writing about music mainly, I guess I could still DJ

-- Ronan, Thursday, 27 September 2007 14:46 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

ILx

-- Misery, Thursday, 27 September 2007 14:46 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Misery OTM.

-- kv_nol, Thursday, 27 September 2007 14:49 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Oh. I didn't know you wrote about music.

-- jaymc, Thursday, 27 September 2007 14:50 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 28 September 2007 09:30 (seventeen years ago) link

???

― kv_nol, Friday, 28 September 2007 11:42 (seventeen years ago) link

relax, he's zinging ronan. unless you're displaying a bit of shamrock solidarity!

― scourage, Friday, 28 September 2007 11:56 (seventeen years ago) link

I thought you were banned? Is there to be no respite?

I didn't think there was a zing in the exchange, that's why I questioned it.

― kv_nol, Friday, 28 September 2007 12:00 (seventeen years ago) link

I think jaymc's saying Ronan might have mentioned writing about music once or twice?

jaymc not knowing something about you is a zing in itself, I suppose...

― onimo, Friday, 28 September 2007 12:01 (seventeen years ago) link

I suppose... Still a beat of a stretch though. Clearer zings in future please people.

― kv_nol, Friday, 28 September 2007 12:02 (seventeen years ago) link

If it's quality zings you want, here's an absolute peach from AAD:

----------------

While I appreciate the zest implied by your choice of punctuation, I was hoping for something more codswalloping, such as "M. White serves his guests lower-mid-range California chardonnay at 42 degrees, in hopes that their tongues will be too deadened by cold to detect the overly-oaky front end and the pronouncedly-grassy finish. Plus his off-the-shelf Fruit-of-the-Loom undergarments are more dullish than dazzling."

This sort of thing makes him snort like an irritated goat.

-- Aimless, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 17:41 (1 month ago) Link

How bout: "Aimless's teh topdog M.white's teh fagtog"

-- Heave Ho, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 21:08 (1 month ago) Link

This comes distressingly close to disproving the contention that brevity is the soul of wit.

-- Aimless, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 21:45 (1 month ago) Link

― scourage, Friday, 28 September 2007 12:21 (seventeen years ago) link

give me a minute to process zing

― deej, Friday, 28 September 2007 13:06 (seventeen years ago) link

o-deej must contemplate.

― Alex in Baltimore, Friday, 28 September 2007 14:48 (seventeen years ago) link

That's not a zing, that's just how Ask a Drunk works, the less funny posters just provide fodder for Aimless to make witty coments on

― Heave Ho, Friday, 28 September 2007 14:51 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah fuckin riot

― gff, Friday, 28 September 2007 14:52 (seventeen years ago) link

SUIT ONE "Who's this Streets guy then who seems to be popular with the cashpoints, I mean, urm, kids . . .?"

SUIT TWO "I don't know, Quispian, but he seems a bit too clever, he's got opinions and things and he seems pro-drugs. An association with him might mean we sell less Corrs albums"

SUIT ONE "I like the Corrs"

SUIT TWO "So do I"

SUIT ONE "I know lets get some no-brainer no-talent idiots and get them to do something similar but less contravesial. Dumb it down a bit too so Joe CreditDetails doesn't have to think about the content"

SUIT TWO "Bonza idea, Quispian, now lets load up on rohypnol, go down the Met bar and indulge in some fcuk alcopops and date rape"

SUIT ONE "Excellent, I've not done that for a few hours . . . "

-- Lynskey (Lynskey), Friday, 24 January 2003 16:47 (4 years ago) Link

Oh for fuck sake, ignoring the fact that any parody of "those fat cat record execs" is about as interesting as painting skirting boards white, the Audio Bullys are house, the Streets aren't. So if you don't like that that's fine but spare us these constant bullshit comparisons with acts from totally different genres who also happen to have a fucking London accented MC. I mean this must be the 10th time! AUDIO BULLYS ARE HOUSE, HENCE THE 4/4, and though I don't think there's anything fucking controversial about the Streets in the first place I resent the suggestion that a totally different act is somehow dumbed down just cos you don't like them. Apples and oranges.

-- Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 24 January 2003 16:55 (4 years ago) Link

Aw shucks. At least I touched a nerve, mission accomplished.

-- Lynskey (Lynskey), Friday, 24 January 2003 17:15 (4 years ago) Link

I wouldn't bother setting your sights any higher if that's the usual standard of hackneyed crap you come out with.

-- Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 24 January 2003 17:21 (4 years ago) Link

― and what, Saturday, 29 September 2007 00:11 (seventeen years ago) link

http://images.indymedia.org/imc/barcelona/capitalism.jpg

― Noodle Vague, Saturday, 29 September 2007 00:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Pwnan

― am0n, Saturday, 29 September 2007 01:48 (seventeen years ago) link

It's fascinating that expensive chart-aimed male hip-hop almost always reserves the amount of emotion Kanye expends on Jay-Z for songs about mamas or baby mamas. This kind of conflicted guy-on-guy thing is unusual.

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Saturday, September 29, 2007 2:34 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

enjoy yr slash

-- da croupier, Saturday, September 29, 2007 2:35 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 29 September 2007 19:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Should have been a Mark Grout thread.

-- Dom Passantino, Saturday, September 29, 2007 6:27 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

You don't read that every day.

-- Noodle Vague, Saturday, September 29, 2007 6:28 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

Things you don't read every day: what's on your iPod?

-- Dom Passantino, Saturday, September 29, 2007 6:32 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

― s1ocki, Monday, 1 October 2007 18:58 (seventeen years ago) link

When the "Matthew Perpetua has never heard any music by black people" wikipedia was pointed out to me the other day, I had this really conflicted reaction, half "what the fuck, what an asshole, since when do I not listen to music by black people" and "ha, that's a pretty funny bit of assholery."

I did go to Parsons, though.

-- Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Saturday, November 12, 2005 9:16 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

you are the one, that likes indie?

-- terry lennox. (gareth), Saturday, November 12, 2005 10:03 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Thursday, 4 October 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

(that's one of my all-time favorite McSweeney's lists)

-- kenan, Saturday, August 11, 2007 10:12 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

i didn't know custos wrote a mcsweeney's list

-- aaron d.g., Saturday, August 11, 2007 1:07 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Friday, 5 October 2007 19:44 (seventeen years ago) link

i think the implication is plain.

i suppose i am so BORED with

-godard
-debord
-deleuze
-warhol
-mcluhan

as '60s godheads.

-- That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 10 September 2007 17:25 (3 weeks ago)

Thanks for telling us how bored you are; we are edified by your boredom.

-_- ~~~ zzzzzzzzzzzz

-- elmo argonaut, Monday, 10 September 2007 17:29 (3 weeks ago)

― moonship journey to baja, Sunday, 7 October 2007 00:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Business is considering investing in a company called 'Zingmobile'!

Good idea? y/n

― S-, Monday, 8 October 2007 00:46 (seventeen years ago) link

^^^ban

-- Dom Passantino, Sunday, 7 October 2007 13:24 (2 days ago) Link

What's your problem, Dom?

-- Tuomas, Sunday, 7 October 2007 13:26 (2 days ago) Link

Why do you want to ban three little pyramids?

-- Tuomas, Sunday, 7 October 2007 13:32 (2 days ago) Link

lol

-- latebloomer, Sunday, 7 October 2007 13:35 (2 days ago) Link

Seriously though, isn't just posting "ban X" like the laziest form of critique ever? It doesn't say anything at all.

-- Tuomas, Monday, 8 October 2007 14:16 (Yesterday) Link

Its ok he's a music writer he's used to it.

-- Trayce, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 01:04 (16 minutes ago) Link

― deej, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 01:27 (seventeen years ago) link

sort of like an alley oop, tuomas not quite there but trayce w the slam dunk

― deej, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 01:42 (seventeen years ago) link

That one was a wide open goal! =)

― Trayce, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 01:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Hating Achewood is basically hating the English language.

-- Dan I., Tuesday, October 9, 2007 11:26 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

That is the most OTM yet.

-- Casuistry, Tuesday, October 9, 2007 11:27 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Sweet monkeyfucking Jesus is that not true.

-- Oilyrags, Tuesday, October 9, 2007 11:56 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

QED

-- Dan I., Wednesday, October 10, 2007 12:09 AM (51 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

― river wolf, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 00:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Is it too late for me to say that they all fuckin' suck?

-- Alex in NYC, Wednesday, October 10, 2007 3:41 PM (11 minutes ago)

It's never too late to make yourself look like a joyless tool, Alex.

-- Tracer Hand, Wednesday, October 10, 2007 3:47 PM (4 minutes ago)

― Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 15:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Future Days in a Silent Way
they even rhyme.

-- strgn, Friday, October 12, 2007 9:16 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

i regret this thread.

-- strgn, Friday, October 12, 2007 9:22 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Sunday, 14 October 2007 07:31 (seventeen years ago) link

yo spence put that shit on a cream colored american apparel shirt and sell it for $10 a pop, i guarantee you will get crazy profit

-- omar little, Sunday, October 14, 2007 7:00 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

― strgn, Monday, 15 October 2007 08:18 (seventeen years ago) link

blunt = 50 cent?

-- balls, Tuesday, October 16, 2007 5:19 AM (57 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

my flow's less dreary tho

-- blunt, Tuesday, October 16, 2007 5:20 AM (56 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

barely

-- moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, October 16, 2007 6:14 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― jabba hands, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 06:17 (seventeen years ago) link

it might be the flu, i'm all aches and pains.

-- darraghmac, Tuesday, October 16, 2007 4:07 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

are you sure it's not the crushing weight of your jejune mediocrity?

-- Tracer Hand, Tuesday, October 16, 2007 4:09 PM (32 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:10 (seventeen years ago) link

wau

― sleep, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:13 (seventeen years ago) link

i was just going to post that. here's the rest:

i'm not even going to look that up, i'm sick.

-- darraghmac, Tuesday, October 16, 2007 11:09 AM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

so are we.

-- Tracer Hand, Tuesday, October 16, 2007 11:16 AM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― lauren, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Tracer Hand actually Martin Jol.

― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:54 (seventeen years ago) link

why are we affording basic human courtesy to someone who lied to & hurt like 10 difft honest ppl on ilx? and oops too

-- and what, Tuesday, October 16, 2007 12:41 PM (15 minutes ago)

― am0n, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 16:59 (seventeen years ago) link

What I don't get is, why didn't any of these 10 people she supposedly fooled call her bluff on ILX? Well okay, obviously they were shamed, but wouldn't that have been the best way to get back at her, and also warn eveyone else not to make the same mistake?

-- Tuomas, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 16:45 (6 minutes ago) Link

Because it's humiliating, Tuomas!

-- roxymuzak, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 16:46 (6 minutes ago) Link

Explaining humiliating may take some time there.

-- Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 16:46 (5 minutes ago) Link

― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 17:34 (seventeen years ago) link

[...] Plus I'm sorry if this is a little too normalizing and stereotypical of a thing to say, but it was a little hard to believe that some LA hot-chick party girl spent her nights flirting with every average dork on the internet.

-- nabisco, Tuesday, October 16, 2007 9:50 PM (29 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 20:52 (seventeen years ago) link

nabisco-newyoker.jpg

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 21:03 (seventeen years ago) link

when people are deprived of food in their infancy, they lose IQ

-- Heave Ho, Wednesday, October 17, 2007 11:16 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

that been your personal experience?

-- s1ocki, Wednesday, October 17, 2007 11:16 AM (18 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

― sleep, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 15:18 (seventeen years ago) link

ethan knows a joke

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, October 17, 2007 2:19 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

just one though

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, October 17, 2007 2:19 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 18:23 (seventeen years ago) link

my back is got, cheers bro!

if the zing's funny, to be fair, i don't honestly mind these days.

-- Just got offed, Wednesday, October 17, 2007 5:16 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

You tossed a dude off

-- Dom Passantino, Wednesday, October 17, 2007 9:56 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

― jabba hands, Thursday, 18 October 2007 02:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Shut the fuck up, I listened to a Hefner album within the last month.

-- Dom Passantino, Thursday, 18 October 2007 09:36 (46 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

And I put some Toto tracks on my iPod.

-- Dom Passantino, Thursday, 18 October 2007 09:36 (46 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I guess Toto are old enough for you to accept then. It's the idea of a band formed after the mid 80s and writing traditional songs that you cannot accept.

-- Geir Hongro, Thursday, 18 October 2007 10:12 (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― That mong guy that's shit, Thursday, 18 October 2007 09:45 (seventeen years ago) link

o snap

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 18 October 2007 15:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Damn, Hongro like the wolf!

― Jon Lewis, Thursday, 18 October 2007 15:49 (seventeen years ago) link

I gotta lay low for a while after that, fucking stings.

― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 18 October 2007 15:53 (seventeen years ago) link

i love how geir assumes that everyone else has complex and flawed psychological motives for not thinking exactly like him

― s1ocki, Thursday, 18 October 2007 16:08 (seventeen years ago) link

have you noticed he's kind of craaaaaazy

― s1ocki, Thursday, 18 October 2007 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link

what a character!

― s1ocki, Thursday, 18 October 2007 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Damn, Hongro like the wolf!

thumbs up!

― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 18 October 2007 16:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Hongro like the wolf, A+

― kenan, Thursday, 18 October 2007 16:35 (seventeen years ago) link

'principled' non-voters like morbz & rapey mo are like the overqualified unemployed dude who wont even look at any job that pays less than $300k a year so he ends up sleeping on his mom's couch watching divorce court every day for the rest of his life

-- and what, Thursday, October 18, 2007 2:42 PM

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 18 October 2007 23:33 (seventeen years ago) link

While it's possible to cherry-pick exceptions ever since, Frere-Jones does so selectively, overlooking the likes of Royal Trux or the Afghan Whigs in the 1990s,

why do I suspect that if this line had come from the SFJ article he'd presently be getting raked both ways over the coals for citing Royal Trux as counterexample to the "does not swing" trend

-- J0hn D., Thursday, 18 October 2007 23:30 (6 minutes ago) Link

(excepting what would be a self-cite obv)

-- J0hn D., Thursday, 18 October 2007 23:31 (5 minutes ago) Link

it's kind of amazing what you've been reduced to pointing out in this save-a-ho gambit, john

-- da croupier, Thursday, 18 October 2007 23:33 (3 minutes ago) Link

― Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, 18 October 2007 23:47 (seventeen years ago) link

this all reminds me of the dream i had two nights ago where i played bass during an animal collective show and a guy recording a bootleg was standing in front of me and had this horrified look on his face.

-- poortheatre, Monday, October 22, 2007 7:14 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

...

-- The Reverend, Monday, October 22, 2007 10:22 AM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Monday, 22 October 2007 14:38 (seventeen years ago) link

"save-a-ho gambit" !

― am0n, Monday, 22 October 2007 15:13 (seventeen years ago) link

ludlum novel

― s1ocki, Monday, 22 October 2007 15:47 (seventeen years ago) link

loool

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 22 October 2007 15:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Melody Of Certain Damaged Norwegians

-- Alex in Baltimore, Tuesday, October 23, 2007 2:42 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 16:37 (seventeen years ago) link

from the kenan birthday thread:

try not to be such a creep on your birthday

-- cutty, Tuesday, October 23, 2007 3:08 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

― ^@^, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 16:48 (seventeen years ago) link

what ive learned today - clowning jeezy more popular than clowning esoteric

-- +++ (...), March 23rd, 2006 2:00 PM.

-- Alex in Baltimore (Alex in Baltimore), Thursday, 23 March 2006 21:31 (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

i dont think clowning popularity correlates to actual popularity like that

-- +++, Thursday, 23 March 2006 21:38 (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

for example its more popular to clown you than me

-- +++, Thursday, 23 March 2006 21:39 (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 21:08 (seventeen years ago) link

i like to imagine an alternative reality where momus is a middle manager working for some accountancy firm in dumfries, boring his teenage kids with stories of how he used to be in a post punk group 25 years ago. shopping for slacks in next, drinking real ale after work, taking his daughter to an artic monkeys concert, shagging his boring wife twice a week (missionary position in the dark).

-- max r, Monday, 22 October 2007 13:12 (2 days ago) Link

You sure like to imagine!

-- Tuomas, Monday, 22 October 2007 13:16 (2 days ago) Link

― 31g, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 00:31 (seventeen years ago) link

getting sonned by Tuomas is surely the death knell

― Oink Administrator, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 00:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Liverpool are absolutely terrible. Countdown to Benitez being sacked has begun. End of season most likely but surely nobody has anything to say in their defence now. They're never going to be consistent and they're not going to win the Premiership under Benitez.

-- Ronan, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 22:30 (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

jol out

-- onimo, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 22:51 (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 23:07 (seventeen years ago) link

haven't you got some suicidal girl's life to ruin?

― Ronan, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 23:18 (seventeen years ago) link

zing

― and what, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 23:20 (seventeen years ago) link

The last one kinda looked like Martin Jol, now you mention it

― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 23:28 (seventeen years ago) link

dom, there are a few places where it would be accepted to post britishes sports humor, but noize board ain't one

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 23:31 (seventeen years ago) link

try louis jagger's blog next time

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 23:32 (seventeen years ago) link

woa sorry i thought i clicked on "o_O posts" not "the noize board convention of future kenans"

my bad!

-- ^@^, Saturday, October 27, 2007 5:23 AM (Saturday, October 27, 2007 5:23 AM) Bookmark Link

― HI DERE, Saturday, 27 October 2007 13:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Little-known fact: I once wrote a review of an obscure album for Stylus, six months after it came out, and sent it to Nick. The very next day, a review of that album appeared on the site, written by a regular. I maintain mine was better. Nick's main problem seemed to be my use of the word 'ejaculated' in the first sentence.

-- Just got offed, Sunday, October 28, 2007 7:16 PM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

littlest known fact.

-- J0rdan S., Sunday, October 28, 2007 7:18 PM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― s1ocki, Sunday, 28 October 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

haha i just put that on the lol thread

― Alex in Baltimore, Sunday, 28 October 2007 19:53 (seventeen years ago) link

haha just posted that to ZINGZ

-- s1ocki, Sunday, October 28, 2007 7:52 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― dmr, Sunday, 28 October 2007 19:57 (seventeen years ago) link

lol @ double mindmeld

― dmr, Sunday, 28 October 2007 19:58 (seventeen years ago) link

the system works!

-- s1ocki, Sunday, October 28, 2007 7:53 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― s1ocki, Sunday, 28 October 2007 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

ZINGER TWINS

― Alex in Baltimore, Sunday, 28 October 2007 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

im in a brmc video. those guys are dicks.

-- chaki, Tuesday, October 30, 2007 12:33 PM (40 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

did they creampie you?

-- remy bean, Tuesday, October 30, 2007 12:34 PM (40 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― sanskrit, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 17:20 (seventeen years ago) link

i dont get that

― chaki, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 17:42 (seventeen years ago) link

you don't want to

― sanskrit, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 21:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Your advice for writing about fiction is sound. I think I might employ it myself. Can't you just stick to being a physicist, you boring, victimising cunt? I know it sounds snobbish and crass, but you've got on my wick once too often, actually going out of your way to dig one in when if you actually stopped to think about it for a fucking second, you'd realise that I am just a twenty year-old student, whose writing-style is nowhere near complete refinement, and whose actual essays you have never even seen. I must be doing something right, given that most of my tutors think me capable of a first. The way you above everyone else on ILX leap to judge me, based on your (unrelated) experiences with students at a different university, continues to amaze me. As long as you address me in this snide and small-minded manner, I will keep refuting your baseless attacks.

-- Just got offed, Monday, 5 November 2007 15:56 (7 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

― caek, Monday, 5 November 2007 15:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Whoever that is was right about the writing, I couldn't bear it past the second sentence.

― Laurel, Monday, 5 November 2007 15:59 (seventeen years ago) link

how do the types of geeks who post on ILX make it all the way to fucking college with such thin skin? you'd think they all came from incredibly privileged insular backgrounds, that or they spend all their time being miserable

― El Tomboto, Monday, 5 November 2007 16:00 (seventeen years ago) link

It's a private school thing. Public school kids had their skins thickened from their educatory years, private school kids just had their anuses distended.

― Dom Passantino, Monday, 5 November 2007 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link

phooey, i say to you.

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 5 November 2007 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm working on one now

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 5 November 2007 16:16 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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stand back and watch the master

-- El Tomboto, Monday, 5 November 2007 16:17 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

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i anticipate funnies and lockage

-- That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 5 November 2007 16:17 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

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let me guess jw is it a GURL you know in REAL LIFE?

-- El Tomboto, Monday, 5 November 2007 16:17 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

― Dom Passantino, Monday, 5 November 2007 16:19 (seventeen years ago) link

xp: you're nuts. private school kids are just as if not more cruel than public school kids.

― sexyDancer, Monday, 5 November 2007 16:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, but more in terms of rape than zings

― Dom Passantino, Monday, 5 November 2007 16:21 (seventeen years ago) link

guys dont forget they have different meanings here and there

― s1ocki, Monday, 5 November 2007 17:47 (seventeen years ago) link

"College"

― `, Monday, 5 November 2007 17:49 (seventeen years ago) link

"zing"

― max, Monday, 5 November 2007 17:49 (seventeen years ago) link

fuckin a tuomas use google.

-- J0rdan S., Sunday, November 4, 2007 6:27 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

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before you ask: www.google.com

-- J0rdan S., Sunday, November 4, 2007 6:27 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

― sunny successor, Monday, 5 November 2007 18:18 (seventeen years ago) link

fuckin... a?

― ^@^, Monday, 5 November 2007 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

from urbandictionary:
2) short for fucking a, thus used to express dissapointment or disagreement

that's a lazy zing anyway i stole it from john justen. i really wish tuomas used google tho.

― J0rdan S., Monday, 5 November 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

stealing zings is a capital crime

― deej, Monday, 5 November 2007 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

capitol?

― deej, Monday, 5 November 2007 20:36 (seventeen years ago) link

since when does "fuckin' a" express disagreement? if anything it's an expression of total agreement!

― Alex in Baltimore, Monday, 5 November 2007 20:46 (seventeen years ago) link

k-piddle

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 5 November 2007 20:47 (seventeen years ago) link

"fuckin' a" is a rather versatile interjection, i've heard it used either way

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 5 November 2007 20:47 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah it's kind of catch-all, but i definitely heard it used more in an affirmative way than otherwise.

― Alex in Baltimore, Monday, 5 November 2007 20:50 (seventeen years ago) link

"fucking A++" vs. "fucking asshole"

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 5 November 2007 20:51 (seventeen years ago) link

dom deliberately used american usage for 'public school' to avoid confusion um only a lot of americans know we give 'em different names.

also cos private and public schools in the uk are subtly different but both "private".

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 10:20 (seventeen years ago) link

it's different... you can be like ya dude fuckin a right... or you can kind of mutter fuckin a under your breath to express disagreement or resignation.

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 15:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Dom, I said the golden age probably never existed. Fwiw of all of the examples you listed I have only heard of Becky Lucas and Graham. I missed the rest. I have no idea what the Dog Latin thing is either.

Oh, and how have I been proved wrong?

-- Dr.C, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 11:36 (3 hours ago) Link

I miss the golden age of ilx when 50p was paypalled to you every time you posted. This era may not have existed, but I think I'll talk about it at length.

-- Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 11:38 (3 hours ago) Link

― and what, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 15:08 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.naturalzing.com/images/natzingfallweb1.jpg

― get bent, Thursday, 8 November 2007 03:41 (seventeen years ago) link

^dear bong?

― badg, Thursday, 8 November 2007 05:40 (seventeen years ago) link

they misspelled "Bacon Syrup"

― moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 8 November 2007 05:59 (seventeen years ago) link

I met a guy the other night who said he played the viola. I asked him if he'd heard of John Cale. He said no.

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU PLAY THE VIOLA AND HAVE NOT HEARD OF JOHN CALE???

-- Bimble, Saturday, 14 July 2007 03:17 (3 months ago) Link

BECAUSE IT'S A BIG FUCKING WORLD BIMBLE COME ON

-- Tim Ellison, Saturday, 14 July 2007 03:39 (3 months ago)

― m coleman, Thursday, 8 November 2007 11:15 (seventeen years ago) link

lol the guy was probably a classical musician anyway

― s1ocki, Thursday, 8 November 2007 13:38 (seventeen years ago) link

haha man Ellison's a funny dude, why hasn't he been posting lately?

― Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, 8 November 2007 13:50 (seventeen years ago) link

i would think it would be entirely normal to play the viola and not have heard of john cale

― deej, Thursday, 8 November 2007 15:36 (seventeen years ago) link

"you play fife and drum and you've NEVER heard of brian chippendale?"

― s1ocki, Thursday, 8 November 2007 15:52 (seventeen years ago) link

http://alpha1.fmarion.edu/finearts/imuwood4.jpg

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU PLAY THE VIOLA AND HAVE NOT HEARD OF JOHN CALE???

― moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 8 November 2007 15:55 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www2.mercer.edu/NR/rdonlyres/43066A69-C4AF-4DD7-B098-738BE83E6C48/0/MURPHY.jpg

"sister ray is my jam."

― s1ocki, Thursday, 8 November 2007 16:44 (seventeen years ago) link

gree hee hee hee

― HI DERE, Thursday, 8 November 2007 16:53 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm never going to get tired of gree hee hee hee

― bell_labs, Thursday, 8 November 2007 16:54 (seventeen years ago) link

where did g.h.h.h. come from?

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 8 November 2007 16:56 (seventeen years ago) link

it is what laurel says, because she's a leprechaun!

― bell_labs, Thursday, 8 November 2007 16:57 (seventeen years ago) link

make a post in the style of the poster above you

― HI DERE, Thursday, 8 November 2007 16:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Apparently!

― Laurel, Thursday, 8 November 2007 17:06 (seventeen years ago) link

"gree hee hee hee" seems like it could be a pretty accurate spelling of the way Scooby Doo laughs.

― Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, 8 November 2007 17:11 (seventeen years ago) link

i have never heard a leprechaun laugh like that.

― darraghmac, Thursday, 8 November 2007 17:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Did you ever see an elephant fly
Well I seen a horse fly
I seen a dragon fly
I seen a house fly

I seen all that too
I seen a peanut stand
And heard a rubber band
I seen a needle that winked its eye

― deej, Thursday, 8 November 2007 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.qune.net/the_cn_report/images/leprechaun_1.jpg

GREE HEE HEE HEE

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 8 November 2007 19:32 (seventeen years ago) link

lol u were 12 when i started posting on ilx

-- deej, Thursday, November 8, 2007 1:42 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

lol ur still here

-- Tape Store, Thursday, November 8, 2007 1:47 PM (15 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

― max, Thursday, 8 November 2007 21:47 (seventeen years ago) link

that was close enough to a self-zing as it was

― deej, Thursday, 8 November 2007 23:04 (seventeen years ago) link

^^^what thread is that from?

― J0rdan S., Thursday, 8 November 2007 23:15 (seventeen years ago) link

oh alliyah?

― J0rdan S., Thursday, 8 November 2007 23:15 (seventeen years ago) link

aaliyah w/e u know.

― J0rdan S., Thursday, 8 November 2007 23:15 (seventeen years ago) link

from ilx usernames: a poll

That one vote for me was not me. I have a secret admirer!

-- moley, Saturday, November 10, 2007 11:46 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

or your name does

-- roxymuzak, Sunday, November 11, 2007 12:09 AM

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 11 November 2007 00:18 (seventeen years ago) link

making people feel bad for crossing over just keeps us all divided. i hate this kind of thinking, and the person who started this thread sucks.

-- rockapads, Monday, 12 November 2007 00:13 (26 minutes ago) Link

", man."

-- cee-oh-tee-tee, Monday, 12 November 2007 00:16 (22 minutes ago) Link

― J0rdan S., Monday, 12 November 2007 00:41 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm mostly curious if it will have more or fewer voters than last year. i can't think of anything too good, certainly not Hinder good, so I doubt I'll bother submitting a ballot.

-- da croupier, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 01:48 (9 hours ago) Bookmark Link

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Yeah, how'd that work out, by the way?

-- M.V., Wednesday, 14 November 2007 01:51 (9 hours ago) Bookmark Link

― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 11:20 (seventeen years ago) link

this thread should be extinguished.

-- J0rdan S., Wednesday, 14 November 2007 02:41 (9 hours ago) Link

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says the man who contributed to it!

-- Bo Jackson Overdrive, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 02:41 (9 hours ago) Link

BURN

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 12:34 (seventeen years ago) link

j0rdan s's jaded cynicism is overlapping with his naive enthusiasm

― deej, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 15:58 (seventeen years ago) link

lol i didn't even post in that thread.

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 14 November 2007 16:04 (seventeen years ago) link

i'd work there

-- darraghmac, Friday, 16 November 2007 11:01 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

No shit.

-- Dom Passantino, Friday, 16 November 2007 13:46 (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― Noodle Vague, Friday, 16 November 2007 14:03 (seventeen years ago) link

I can't even count how many books I read a year, but then I was raised by a librarian and a history teacher

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, November 19, 2007 6:52 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Apparently a librarian and a history teacher who didn't teach you how to count.

-- n/a, Monday, November 19, 2007 6:53 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― latebloomer, Monday, 19 November 2007 19:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Ha ha ha ha ha!

― Pashmina, Monday, 19 November 2007 19:13 (seventeen years ago) link

amazing

― s1ocki, Monday, 19 November 2007 19:15 (seventeen years ago) link

kind of the ideal zing, in a way

― s1ocki, Monday, 19 November 2007 19:16 (seventeen years ago) link

shakey is such an oaf.

― ian, Monday, 19 November 2007 19:20 (seventeen years ago) link

there are some seriously smug mfs on that thread (that i started ;_;)

― n/a, Monday, 19 November 2007 19:44 (seventeen years ago) link

dude no way it's a pretty good thread. . .for ILE.

― Mr. Que, Monday, 19 November 2007 19:51 (seventeen years ago) link

they're all missing the point

― s1ocki, Monday, 19 November 2007 19:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Working at a small bookshop for three years did much to educate me on how Americans view reading. At the Gap or something they just saunter in; at my store they would always pause nervously, look around, and head straight for the counter. You can see in their expressions that they're still haunted by Mrs. Bixby telling them in sixth grade that books and broccoli were healthy.

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn

― omar little, Monday, 19 November 2007 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

who is being zung there? america?

― s1ocki, Monday, 19 November 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Okay, so I'm not going to waste any time reading that thread.

― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 19 November 2007 20:20 (seventeen years ago) link

I didn't realize the zing thread had turned into the "Avoid this clusterfuck thread at all costs", but I do appreciate the assistance.

― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 19 November 2007 20:20 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, ilxors on literacy = AVOID AVOID AVOID

― bell_labs, Monday, 19 November 2007 20:24 (seventeen years ago) link

yes yes 50 cent & kanye are clever & very good businessmen. i think calling either of them "poets" though is one fuck of a stretch.

-- zappi, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 08:05 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Especially the part where they attempt to procure an emotional response by working rhyming words into rhythmic patterns.

-- Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 08:16 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

― stevie, Thursday, 22 November 2007 13:54 (seventeen years ago) link

lets get everything straight here then cuz im a bit confused

*kate and that guy paul are mad flirting on that thread.
*thread gets revived and it is revealed that guy lied about friends dying in 9-11 and he put on fake benefit shows for them.
*also he was a cutter.

is that it?

-- chaki, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 21:35 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

also: kate talks mad shit about paul's ex-girl until she is the ex-girl and is like 'oh my bad'

-- tehresa, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 21:57 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Not so much "zinging" as "clowning"

― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 22 November 2007 22:54 (seventeen years ago) link

No Paul, no Christianity tho... debatably

-- Tom D., Friday, November 23, 2007 5:21 PM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I'm not too bothered about that, really.

-- Laurel, Friday, November 23, 2007 5:27 PM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― ian, Friday, 23 November 2007 17:59 (seventeen years ago) link

new nas single - http://www.zshare.net/audio/5050654b8243b7.

i think he has the worst ear for beats apart from maybe ras kass.

-- titchyschneiderMk2, Friday, November 23, 2007 1:47 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

You have a very original thought there.

-- The Reverend, Friday, November 23, 2007 1:59 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― Alex in Baltimore, Friday, 23 November 2007 19:15 (seventeen years ago) link

spank rock have become shit.

-- titchyschneiderMk2, Friday, November 23, 2007 1:28 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

― deej, Friday, 23 November 2007 22:17 (seventeen years ago) link

dude is ridiculous

― deej, Friday, 23 November 2007 22:17 (seventeen years ago) link

"become"

― dmr, Friday, 23 November 2007 22:18 (seventeen years ago) link

i like aaron and amandas music (although bmore gutter music was pretty shit) but for fucks sake, im tired of reading how they represent the new wave or are part of the real bmore club scene. they dont. on a street level, from what i know from people that live there, they dont mean much at all to the real bmore scene but if you go by what you read in mags like ID, they make it seem like theyre running it. its pretty fucking lazy reporting, wrong, unfairly biased and is basically inaccurate coverage of the music, the people making it and their attitude to it.

-- titchyschneider (titchyschneider), Friday, July 21, 2006 12:28 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

don't you live in england? this is payback for all those grime threads, isn't it?

-- david allen grier (dubplatestyle), Friday, July 21, 2006 12:31 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

― s1ocki, Friday, 23 November 2007 22:28 (seventeen years ago) link

I like this movie a lot! You all hate me now :( It's not like I watch it and think "Wow, that's so profound, what a great solution for the problems of society," though! I'm shallow and like attractive actors, accents, and stupid violent movies sometimes.

-- Maria, Saturday, 24 November 2007 21:04 (Yesterday) Link

[some posts in between]

have to agree with maria here - hate on me and call me a complete idiot, but i like shitty, accidentally-funny violent films featuring babes with irish accents.

-- Rubyredd, Saturday, 24 November 2007 22:50 (Yesterday) Link

[some more posts]

Worst fucking movie evah.

-- Abbott, Sunday, 25 November 2007 00:47 (5 hours ago) Link

Much-loved by the world's most lamprey-like douchies, save for Maria, the lovely outlier.

-- Abbott, Sunday, 25 November 2007 00:48 (5 hours ago) Link

― aaron d.g., Sunday, 25 November 2007 06:59 (seventeen years ago) link

COLD

― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 25 November 2007 07:01 (seventeen years ago) link

i would bet that that's just Abbott not reading the thread all that closely.

― gr8080, Sunday, 25 November 2007 07:03 (seventeen years ago) link

no really.

― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 25 November 2007 07:25 (seventeen years ago) link

30-posts-later zing doesn't count

― dmr, Sunday, 25 November 2007 07:27 (seventeen years ago) link

guys. aaron d.g. made a joke.

― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 25 November 2007 07:46 (seventeen years ago) link

I looked up the word "outlier" and still don't understand the zing.

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, 25 November 2007 16:14 (seventeen years ago) link

I think the zing is on Ruby.

― Laurel, Sunday, 25 November 2007 16:32 (seventeen years ago) link

I fear it is on us all.

― bnw, Sunday, 25 November 2007 17:44 (seventeen years ago) link

;_;

― aaron d.g., Sunday, 25 November 2007 19:55 (seventeen years ago) link

I hadn't noticed she'd said that.

― Abbott, Sunday, 25 November 2007 21:08 (seventeen years ago) link

PLEASE TO EXPLAIN ZING YOU PEOPLE MAKE NO SENSE

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, 25 November 2007 21:16 (seventeen years ago) link

i hope people are over this now, right?

seems that things have cooled down, but the generalisations and ill-sentiments expressed in this thread are a reminder that this place can be vaguely like high school

-- Charlie Howard (the sphinx), Sunday, 19 November 2006 14:16 (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

SO WHY DID YOU REOPEN THE THREAD YOU ****** ******* ****?

-- Through a twenty deep screen of humourists (noodle vague), Sunday, 19 November 2006 14:25 (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

I mean seriously, this did not need Jerry Springer's final thought.

-- Through a twenty deep screen of humourists (noodle vague), Sunday, 19 November 2006 14:26 (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

― Dom Passantino, Sunday, 25 November 2007 22:29 (seventeen years ago) link

I mean seriously, this did not need Jerry Springer's final thought.

-- Through a twenty deep screen of humourists (noodle vague), Sunday, 19 November 2006 14:26 (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

plz repost in every ILX thread ever

― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 25 November 2007 22:37 (seventeen years ago) link

which thread is that from?

― sunny successor, Sunday, 25 November 2007 23:12 (seventeen years ago) link

"In all candor, comparing Killing Joke to Steely Dan is like comparing power tools to rice cakes."

...sarcastic rice cakes with unlimited funding and the best session players that money can buy.

***

Listen to "Complications" off the s/t Killing Joke record while staring at the cover of Fire Dances. Then get back to me on who's goth.

-- Nate Carson, Monday, November 26, 2007 7:40 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Eat a big bag of your own filth, throw it up and rub it all over yourself, and then get back to me, Nate.

-- Alex in NYC, Monday, November 26, 2007 7:47 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark Link

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 00:30 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 00:42 (seventeen years ago) link

alex is back w.a vengeance!

― M@tt He1ges0n, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 00:46 (seventeen years ago) link

sounds like hes challenging the man to have a meaningful life experience

― jhøshea, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 00:48 (seventeen years ago) link

he just called ian an ass monkey on that thread

― latebloomer, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 01:01 (seventeen years ago) link

because ian was hating

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 01:02 (seventeen years ago) link

ian's observation was justified, besides alex's schtick stopped being funny about 18 months ago.

― sanskrit, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 01:34 (seventeen years ago) link

alex's hate used to come with a certain joie de vivre, now it seems like he's just going thru the motions, but isn't he unemployed at the moment with 2 kids? that's gotta suck, cut him some slack. he also revived some thread about PMS last week where he was ranting about his wife - dude's going thru shit right now.

― gershy, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 03:13 (seventeen years ago) link

I think he's rich so I wouldn't be too worried about him. He was wearing patches on his sleeves when i saw him

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 03:14 (seventeen years ago) link

hey sanskrit when did my schtick stop being funny, since you're counting

― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 03:14 (seventeen years ago) link

i like how no girls even bother to post to ilm anymore!

― bell_labs, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 03:27 (seventeen years ago) link

r.i.p., dominique leone
also, the lex is gone

― gershy, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 03:31 (seventeen years ago) link

jessica harvell has gone to a better place

― bell_labs, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 03:34 (seventeen years ago) link

when do we start the dominique leone vs. jess harvell vs. sasha frere-jones ambiguously-gendered names of music critics poll

― max, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 03:41 (seventeen years ago) link

the dance threads have gotten unbearably terrible in the last 6 months

i used to mix "a pulse x" with basic channel! id get my dick sucked now by some hipsters if i did that shit today.

-- pipecock, Tuesday, November 27, 2007

― moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 03:44 (seventeen years ago) link

i like how no girls even bother to post to ilm anymore!

"anymore"

― am0n, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 03:47 (seventeen years ago) link

I post there all the time!

― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 04:04 (seventeen years ago) link

the dance threads have gotten unbearably terrible in the last 6 months

i used to mix "a pulse x" with basic channel! id get my dick sucked now by some hipsters if i did that shit today.

-- pipecock, Tuesday, November 27, 2007

-- moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 27 November 2007

You should read that dude's blog..

― W4LTER, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 04:10 (seventeen years ago) link

link?

― caek, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 04:14 (seventeen years ago) link

pipecook

― W4LTER, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 04:17 (seventeen years ago) link

It's linked from his ilx user profile

― W4LTER, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 04:17 (seventeen years ago) link

he's about my age and he has kids and he's in undergrad (i think) which makes me feel sorry for him ... but god he's such a douche on ILM

― moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 04:23 (seventeen years ago) link

that whole pollyw0g / pipec0ck / ba55 clusterfuck on that thread is a good example of how 2 or more people can have totally opposite views and yet both be wrong

― moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 04:24 (seventeen years ago) link

guys do you think I could get some blowjob olympics going if I mixed adam x's "swamp thing" with "hey mr. rain"

― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 04:25 (seventeen years ago) link

lol for blowjob olympics? worth a shot at least.

― bell_labs, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 04:35 (seventeen years ago) link

i dunno tom, what shape are your knees in?

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 04:36 (seventeen years ago) link

hmm, these days maybe.

xxpost

― W4LTER, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 04:36 (seventeen years ago) link

damn kevin

― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 04:46 (seventeen years ago) link

i have a birthday coming up, I COULD USE SOME CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES.

not from tom.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 04:48 (seventeen years ago) link

guys do you think I could get some blowjob olympics going if I mixed adam x's "swamp thing" with "hey mr. rain"

-- El Tomboto, Monday, November 26, 2007 10:25 PM (Monday, November 26, 2007 10:25 PM) Bookmark Link

lol for blowjob olympics? worth a shot at least.

-- bell_labs, Monday, November 26, 2007 10:35 PM (Monday, November 26, 2007 10:35 PM) Bookmark Link

i dunno tom, what shape are your knees in?

-- chicago kevin, Monday, November 26, 2007 10:36 PM (Monday, November 26, 2007 10:36 PM) Bookmark Link

― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 05:00 (seventeen years ago) link

hey sanskrit when did my schtick stop being funny, since you're counting

-- El Tomboto, Monday, November 26, 2007 10:14 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

you've actually blossomed in the last two months! kudos!

― sanskrit, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 05:01 (seventeen years ago) link

lol guys I did it up
converting the live mix to mp3 now

― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 05:11 (seventeen years ago) link

this is pretty noize

― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 05:11 (seventeen years ago) link

not much going on lately, amirite

-- lxy, Friday, November 16, 2007 5:29 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

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-- jergïns, Friday, November 16, 2007 5:45 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

one less thing going on now am i right? am i? am i? i am, huh?

-- jergïns, Friday, November 16, 2007 5:46 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

lols coming home: YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED posted on the back door, chain lock on

-- jergïns, Friday, November 16, 2007 10:49 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

DOMESTIC ZING WARS

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 05:13 (seventeen years ago) link

lololololololololol

― max, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 05:18 (seventeen years ago) link

i should ban my roommate more often

― max, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 05:18 (seventeen years ago) link

;_; internecine struggles

― bell_labs, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 05:20 (seventeen years ago) link

"he's about my age and he has kids and he's in undergrad (i think) which makes me feel sorry for him ... but god he's such a douche on ILM

-- moonship journey to baja"

why in god's name would you feel sorry for me? my life is quite excellent aside from school stress. i'm married, a homeowner, and my kid is awesome. yeah, im a whole 6 years late going to school, sorry for not living up to your standards of when i should have gone to school. i dont think electrical engineering is really the easy way out, either, boy i must be really dumb.

― pipecock, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 05:29 (seventeen years ago) link

http://download.yousendit.com/899EAF984BD2BB1B

― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 05:30 (seventeen years ago) link

^^^^^ 2x the illegalness

― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 05:31 (seventeen years ago) link

douché

xp

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 05:32 (seventeen years ago) link

you guys read ilm!

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 05:33 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www2.b3ta.com/images/tailpipe.jpg
http://www2.b3ta.com/images/tailpipe.jpghttp://www2.b3ta.com/images/tailpipe.jpg

uh xposts, i had to go find that again

― John Justen, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 05:34 (seventeen years ago) link

ts my trainwreck bootleg vs. pipecock's rebuttal

― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 05:35 (seventeen years ago) link

TRAINWRECK BOOTLEG

― John Justen, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 05:35 (seventeen years ago) link

like you didn't start a boredoms poll an hour ago xxxpost

― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 05:36 (seventeen years ago) link

wow, i am an idiot re:formatting, but i think you all get my point

― John Justen, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 05:37 (seventeen years ago) link

I think we also all prefer your formatting to the actual use of the img tag in that particular case

― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 05:38 (seventeen years ago) link

i pick and choose

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 05:45 (seventeen years ago) link

when do we start the dominique leone vs. jess harvell vs. sasha frere-jones ambiguously-gendered names of music critics poll

can i get in on that?

― stevie, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 12:00 (seventeen years ago) link

I LOVE LXY SO MUCH

― Laurel, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 15:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Finally, on Wednesday (the day it opened!) I went to go see the new Coen brothers film “No Country for Old Men” and it was absolutely fantastic. As seems to be the case with most good music, the film seems to inspire anger amongst those who cannot appreciate what makes great art.

― deej, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 16:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Charming!!

― Laurel, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 16:08 (seventeen years ago) link

"Finally, on Wednesday (the day it opened!) I went to go see the new Coen brothers film “No Country for Old Men” and it was absolutely fantastic. As seems to be the case with most good music, the film seems to inspire anger amongst those who cannot appreciate what makes great art.

-- deej"

how did you know i was talking about you?!?!! you might be brighter than i thought.

― pipecock, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 17:59 (seventeen years ago) link

i liked the film, so you are dumber than i thought

― deej, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 18:00 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.nwilsonphoto.com/MWW76/014-mcmillen%20with%20harpoon%20cannon-nwlson_std.jpg

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 27 November 2007 18:39 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.feelthevibe.com/zing/index_files/zing-zing.jpg

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 01:28 (seventeen years ago) link

whoa

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 01:39 (seventeen years ago) link

that looks like ken c and roxy

― chaki, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 01:46 (seventeen years ago) link

what the fuck is peter tork doing with that howitzer?

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 01:59 (seventeen years ago) link

tailpipe.jpg

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 02:03 (seventeen years ago) link

NO.

― gbx, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 02:15 (seventeen years ago) link

that looks pretty much nothing like me

― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 04:46 (seventeen years ago) link

excepting the 'tude

― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 04:46 (seventeen years ago) link

the other point here is that we aren't talking about a Morrissey given editorial to NME regarding his views on race. I repeat, the interviewer asked the questions, and Moz took the bait.

And I'm not saying that Moz is some sort of patsy either. Its just that all of these issues are so charged that the minute they come up people stop listening and start getting out their soap boxes.

You can either let it go without comment and look like you're tacitly condoning it OR you can call him out and sell a shedload more copies in the process.

ugh, its not like it was some resolution on the senate floor. Not having strong feelings about a pop singer's interview does not equal political apathy or facist sympathy.

and Moz isn't a racist. lock thread.

-- swinburningforyou, Wednesday, November 28, 2007 9:01 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

moz IS a racist -- keep thread open.

in your FACE.

-- That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, November 28, 2007 9:17 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

― s1ocki, Thursday, 29 November 2007 23:27 (seventeen years ago) link

I've heard one Daphne & Celeste song once and it had more of an impact on me than all the Zeppelin I've ever heard put together. I still never recognize Stairway to Heaven until 6 minutes in. I'm all for cruising around in battered pickup trucks smoking weed drinking beer and checking out the chicks, but gimme Kid Rock over Zeppelin any day.

good ol' 0tis, bringing a special level of wtf RONG to every thread he ever touched, r.i.p.

the original segment of this thread is a fucking embarassment

-- gershy, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 03:33 (13 hours ago) Bookmark Link

bringing a special level of wtf RONG to every thread he ever touched

Hey, you'd know.

-- Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 06:46 (10 hours ago) Bookmark Link

lol oasis

-- gershy, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 07:14 (10 hours ago) Bookmark Link

― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 17:16 (seventeen years ago) link

haha

― am0n, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 19:01 (seventeen years ago) link

You can read it either way, but I'd imagine all the townsfolk know how KA-GAROO is completed. That they go for 'F' and 'L' I take to be a surefire sign that they're slowly, deliberately sending this man to his death.

-- Just got offed, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 18:56 (1 minute ago) Link

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

how about the letters STFU? would they pick those??

-- Slumpman, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 18:57 (25 seconds ago) Link

― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 19:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Madness! I saw it again recently and it gets my vote as his worst: mannered, coy.

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Sunday, December 16, 2007 12:38 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

look who's talking!

-- s1ocki, Sunday, December 16, 2007 2:04 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

― C0L1N B..., Sunday, 16 December 2007 06:28 (seventeen years ago) link

loool

― strgn, Sunday, 16 December 2007 11:30 (seventeen years ago) link

"the dumb are mostly intrigued by the drum"

-- lukas, Wednesday, December 19, 2007 6:42 PM (57 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

The dumb are mostly intrigued by that line.

-- The Reverend, Wednesday, December 19, 2007 6:48 PM (52 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― deej, Thursday, 20 December 2007 01:41 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha

― roxymuzak, Thursday, 20 December 2007 15:17 (seventeen years ago) link

i thought latebloomer was a us noizer?

-- That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, December 21, 2007 9:21 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

I'm American as McDonald's apple pie!

-- latebloomer, Friday, 21 December 2007 11:57 (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i thought linking to shitty guardian articles was a britishes thing is all.

-- That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 21 December 2007 12:04 (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

or even just a you thing

-- blueski, Friday, 21 December 2007 12:07 (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― stevie, Friday, 21 December 2007 12:36 (seventeen years ago) link

ok jay you can fuck with me and call me all the racial slurs you want but your fatal mistake was insulting my girl. i can post the pics of your cosplay lovin girlfriend i just saw right now dressed up as a superdeformed lara croft or a rather large sally from nightmare before xmas but you know what ill be the better man and keep them to myself. ahh myspace. you two are going to have beautiful role playing large anglo dream kids one day. :)

-- Supercalifragilisticexpiala Brosius (chaki), Saturday, July 29, 2006 3:57 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Monday, 24 December 2007 07:57 (seventeen years ago) link

damn

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 24 December 2007 08:24 (seventeen years ago) link

that's the pot calling the kettle large

― jeff, Monday, 24 December 2007 08:45 (seventeen years ago) link

i was thinner when i wrote that

― chaki, Monday, 24 December 2007 08:51 (seventeen years ago) link

and my girls are never as large as jay's was.

― chaki, Monday, 24 December 2007 08:52 (seventeen years ago) link

no need to explain zing, you killed it

― deej, Monday, 24 December 2007 19:17 (seventeen years ago) link

i dunno "a rather large sally from nightmare before xmas" still kills me

― and what, Monday, 24 December 2007 19:18 (seventeen years ago) link

i want to see this chick

― bell_labs, Monday, 24 December 2007 19:19 (seventeen years ago) link

i meant killed it in a good way, zing is fire

― deej, Monday, 24 December 2007 19:19 (seventeen years ago) link

misuse of "killed it", -5 cred

― moonship journey to baja, Monday, 24 December 2007 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link

thanks, dungeon master.

― chaki, Monday, 24 December 2007 19:50 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.godhatesamerica.com/sound/songs/semper_fi_semper_fags.mp3

-- Heave Ho, Saturday, December 22, 2007 11:30 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

You should stick to the cast of "Smallville", Heave Ho.

-- Pleasant Plains, Saturday, December 22, 2007 11:34 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 00:00 (seventeen years ago) link

I come home for the holidays, and the top tube is waiting for me in the bathroom

http://www.colgate.com/Colgate/US/OC/Products/Toothpastes/PDPContent/ColgateSparklingWhite/product_shot.jpg

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 08:15 (seventeen years ago) link

morbz if you liked that penetrating insight may i recommend a little television program called 'reba'

-- and what, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 15:27 (3 months ago) Link

― chaki, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 08:36 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahahaha

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 08:43 (seventeen years ago) link

haw!

― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 16:37 (seventeen years ago) link

I was going to call my 1989 album "The Negro". But I went for "Don't Stop the Night" instead. It still has a hint of negritude about it, don't you think?

By the way (and this isn't a change of subject), here's what Dwarfism.org says about terminology for the vertically-challenged:

"We are first and foremost human beings, it is secondary that we are human beings who are of restricted growth. Use of the word "midget" to describe someone of short stature is considered extremely offensive by some people. It is better to refer to someone of short stature as a "Little Person" or "Dwarf". Also, some people find the term "dwarf" as equally offensive as "midget". If people, both average and short stature, were able to place their humanity before everything else, the world might be a much better place. The more we stick labels on each other, the more we segregate ourselves, and the more we encourage ignorance and prejudice."

They then headline the section immediately following: "Estimated Worldwide Dwarf Population".

-- Momus (Momus), Friday, February 3, 2006 11:22 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

what a bunch of assholes huh

-- s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, February 3, 2006 12:11 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 21:43 (seventeen years ago) link

negritude

― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 00:13 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm feelin' good from my head to my shoes,
Know where I'm goin' and I know what to do,
I tidied up my point of view,
I've got a negritude.

― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 00:15 (seventeen years ago) link

cant believe what yr sayin to me
you got some negritude

― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 00:26 (seventeen years ago) link

When you open that bottle of wine,
You open a can of worms every time,
Now you don't stop, that ain't true,
Never said a word, never had to,
It was my negritude.

― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 00:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Born into negritude
Asleep at the wheel
Throw all your bullets in the fire
And stand there

― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 00:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Momus was always good for a laugh at his expense!

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 02:46 (seventeen years ago) link

such a cad.

― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 04:28 (seventeen years ago) link

I like(d) Momus.

chaki, if you thought that was a zing may i recommend a little television program called Mama's Family

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 04:36 (seventeen years ago) link

boo!

― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 04:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Country roads
Take me home
To the place
I belong
West Virginia
Mountain mama
Take me home
Negritude

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 04:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Hitchens: Anyone who's studied what's happening in either of those countries now knows that the whole of American policy -- and by the way a lot of your own future, ladies and gentlemen -- is staked on the hope that federal secular democrats can emerge from this terrible combat. We can protect them and offer them help while they do so. We know that they're there, that we are -- I've met them, I love them, they're our friends. Every member of the 82nd Airborne Division could be a snake-handling congregationalist, for all I know, but these men and women, though you sneer and jeer at them, and snigger when you hear applause and excuses for suicide bombers -- and you have to live with the shame of having done that -- these people are guarding you while you sleep, whether you know it or not. And they're also creating space for secularism to emerge, and you better hope that they are successful.

Hedges: I feel like I should be reading Kipling's White Man's Burden.

(audience laughter)

Hitchens: What you mean is you wish you had read it.

― and what, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 21:23 (seventeen years ago) link

MARTIN AMIS: YOU ASK THE QUESTIONS

The phrase "horrorism", which you invented to describe 9/11, is unintentionally hilarious. Have you got any more? JONATHAN BROOKS, by email

MA: Yes, I have. Here's a good one (though I can hardly claim it as my own): the phrase is "fuck off".

― m coleman, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 21:40 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahaha

martin amis review of 'red dragon' is full of classic zings

― and what, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 21:43 (seventeen years ago) link

anybody got that plz post for the lolz

― and what, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 21:51 (seventeen years ago) link

i think it was "hannibal" from talk magazine/collected in "the war against cliche"

― m coleman, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 22:14 (seventeen years ago) link

^^that book is full of classic zings. amis on a margaret thatcher bio: "the early years form a tale of almost macbre banality"

― m coleman, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 22:17 (seventeen years ago) link

i remember he asks his good friend chris hitchens about thatcher's sexuality with hilarious results

― and what, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 22:37 (seventeen years ago) link

amis can be totally hilare but stuff like "horrorism" and "the war on cliche" makes me cringe all the way to the cringe bank.

― s1ocki, Thursday, 27 December 2007 00:33 (seventeen years ago) link

or like when he said that saul bellow's name should be soul bellow

― s1ocki, Thursday, 27 December 2007 00:33 (seventeen years ago) link

i dont think a dude who uses phrases like 'totally hilare' can bitch about horrorism or war on cliche

― and what, Thursday, 27 December 2007 01:25 (seventeen years ago) link

POW

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 27 December 2007 01:26 (seventeen years ago) link

shazam

― roxymuzak, Thursday, 27 December 2007 01:45 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.cinemablend.com/images/news_img/4881/4881.jpg

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 27 December 2007 01:59 (seventeen years ago) link

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/PYR/PP30677~Oh-Shit-Hydrant-Posters.jpg

― s1ocki, Thursday, 27 December 2007 02:01 (seventeen years ago) link

what's it called when you get zinged on the zing thread itself?

― s1ocki, Thursday, 27 December 2007 02:03 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.wauwausisters.com/images%208_21_03/Studio4-cutout3.jpg

― chaki, Thursday, 27 December 2007 02:03 (seventeen years ago) link

holy

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 27 December 2007 02:05 (seventeen years ago) link

is that hot dog and... honey?

― s1ocki, Thursday, 27 December 2007 02:50 (seventeen years ago) link

oh dear god i had to suffer through those wau wau lesbians every monday night when i got free drinks

― sanskrit, Thursday, 27 December 2007 05:25 (seventeen years ago) link

well, no more MtGhotes shows for me (I'll have my divorced friends sing to me on the phone to fill void)

-- Dr Morbius, Thursday, December 27, 2007 11:17 AM (53 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Thursday, 27 December 2007 16:24 (seventeen years ago) link

omg

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 28 December 2007 04:17 (seventeen years ago) link

are you Chino Moreno stunt double?

-- carne asada, Friday, December 28, 2007 2:47 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Friday, 28 December 2007 19:49 (seventeen years ago) link

thats a COMPLIMENT

― chaki, Friday, 28 December 2007 19:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Couldn't resist a little jab at the guys niggers we're liberatig

-- moonship journey to baja, Friday, December 28, 2007 1:07 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

yeah, basically. The "n" was stuck on my keyboard so I couldn't type the "n" word.

-- Hurting 2, Friday, December 28, 2007 1:08 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Friday, 28 December 2007 21:05 (seventeen years ago) link

add me to the list

― moonship journey to baja, Friday, 28 December 2007 21:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Martin Amis, an admirer of the early books, is one of several notable writers who believes that Harris is in the process of destroying his literary reputation; that, as he put it, he has 'gone gay on' Lecter.

― Jordan, Friday, 28 December 2007 21:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Baseball is basically a long stream of statistics in search of a sport, right?

-- Dom Passantino, Friday, December 28, 2007 11:19 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

NO, you evil man

-- Dr Morbius, Friday, December 28, 2007 11:20 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

as opposed to a long stream of zings in search of an original thought?

-- El Tomboto, Friday, December 28, 2007 11:21 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

― strgn, Saturday, 29 December 2007 22:30 (seventeen years ago) link

snap

― roxymuzak, Sunday, 30 December 2007 01:28 (seventeen years ago) link

http://members.airsoftcanada.com/digital_assasin/Forum%20Stuff/Misc/oh_snap.gif

― sanskrit, Sunday, 30 December 2007 03:55 (seventeen years ago) link

"Perhaps you're about even. Does Cosby care that Ghost Dad was a vexing experience to some?"

Well since he hasn't starred in a movie since, maybe.

-- Matt Armstrong, Monday, 31 December 2007 04:16 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Why are you retarded?

-- HI DERE, Monday, 31 December 2007 04:20 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link

the first ad hominem. ILM is so disappointing sometimes.

-- Matt Armstrong, Monday, 31 December 2007 05:58 (6 hours ago) Bookmark Link

The first, but probably not the last.

-- HI DERE, Monday, 31 December 2007 06:04 (6 hours ago) Bookmark Link

― stevie, Monday, 31 December 2007 12:42 (seventeen years ago) link

No I'm not saying that there's not a wide range in metal...I was saying your examples didn't really stretch very far.

Of course there's a lot of range in metal. Among other things, I listen to Mercyful Fate, Bathory, Celtic Frost, Candlemass, Malignancy, older Dying Fetus, Pain of Salvation, Atheist, (all eras of) Death, Cynic, Symphony X, My Dying Bride, Cathedral, older Ulver, Mayhem (all eras), Immolation, Darkthrone, Blind Guardian, Hypocrisy, Morbid Angel, Thought Industry, thrash-era Sepultura, Annihilator, Nuclear Assault, Black Sabbath, Strapping Young Lad, Cryptopsy, Gorguts, Opeth (pre-Blackwater Park), November's Doom, Helloween, Angra's first two albums, Deicide, Type O Negative, Katatonia, Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, Cradle of Filth (mostly just Cruelty and the Beast), Bal-Sagoth, Impaled Nazarene, Savatage (all eras), Emperor, Cryptic Slaughter, Immortal, Rage (not against the Machine), Satyricon, Witchery, Sigh, Megadeth, Metallica, Crowbar, Iced Earth, Slayer, Exodus, Kreator, Skyclad, Possessed, Rhapsody (first two albums), W.A.S.P., Amon Amarth, older God Dethroned, Pantera, Exhorder, Fates Warning, Carcass, Fear Factory, Testament, Queensryche, Nile, Meshuggah, Mastodon, Stormtroopers of Death, Soilwork, Cannibal Corpse, Anathema, Sodom, King Diamond, Nevermore, Sanctuary, Coroner, Anthrax, Ocean Machine, Brutal Truth, Krisiun, Diabolical Masquerade.......

you know, just the stuff the Big 215 put out

-- Bo Jackson Overdrive, Tuesday, January 1, 2008 10:26 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

A lot of range for bad, it seems.

-- Pål Útlendi, Tuesday, January 1, 2008 10:27 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― scott seward, Tuesday, 1 January 2008 22:31 (seventeen years ago) link

haha!

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 1 January 2008 22:35 (seventeen years ago) link

gasface for laffing at own joek

― and what, Tuesday, 1 January 2008 22:36 (seventeen years ago) link

Pål Útlendi on fire today

― dmr, Tuesday, 1 January 2008 22:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, please.You know what I mean, stop playing dumb.People fart whether they have butholes or claim *not* to have butholes.ffs.

-- becky lucas (becky_lucas), Monday, January 27, 2003 12:28 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

U R a moron.

-- RJG (RJG), Monday, January 27, 2003 12:29 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

with initials such as 'R.J.G'....How can you possibly call *ME* a moron?!?!?!?!?!

-- becky lucas (becky_lucas), Monday, January 27, 2003 12:31 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 00:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, my only advice for you is GERSHY.

Gentlemen
Effect
Revivals
So
Have
Yours!

-- Just got offed, Wednesday, January 2, 2008 8:35 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Well, this is nonsense. So, thanks.

-- Pål Útlendi, Wednesday, January 2, 2008 8:36 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 3 January 2008 06:56 (seventeen years ago) link

are you reading this thread on a typewriter morbs?

-- gabbneb, Friday, January 4, 2008 9:21 AM (Friday, January 4, 2008 9:21 AM) Bookmark Link

― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 4 January 2008 16:04 (seventeen years ago) link

^^^ 10/10

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 4 January 2008 16:10 (seventeen years ago) link

It's because he's old.

― bnw, Friday, 4 January 2008 16:20 (seventeen years ago) link

seriously chunki, don't you have some very important donuts you should be eating or something?

-- chicago kevin, Friday, January 4, 2008 2:44 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

― dan m, Friday, 4 January 2008 20:46 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't even eat donuts.

― chaki, Friday, 4 January 2008 20:49 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't even eat donuts.

-- chaki, Friday, January 4, 2008 2:49 PM (Friday, January 4, 2008 2:49 PM) Bookmark Link

orly?

http://a373.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/50/l_a0d2d1318eebd7dcdd7182564e27674c.jpg

― chicago kevin, Friday, 4 January 2008 20:52 (seventeen years ago) link

thats a cocktail, kevin.

― chaki, Friday, 4 January 2008 20:52 (seventeen years ago) link

ned raggett is no donut, filled with sweet sweet jelly though he may be

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 4 January 2008 20:54 (seventeen years ago) link

lolololololololololol

― HI DERE, Friday, 4 January 2008 21:06 (seventeen years ago) link

shorty got lolololololololol

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 5 January 2008 08:53 (seventeen years ago) link

both dudes be stylin

― strgn, Saturday, 5 January 2008 09:02 (seventeen years ago) link

1. Post endless lazy snarky zings at the same targets week in, week out
2. ????
3. PROFIT

-- Dom Passantino, Tuesday, January 1, 2008 11:37 AM (5 days ago) Bookmark Link

dont reveal your business plan to ilm, dom!!!

-- max, Tuesday, January 1, 2008 2:58 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Sunday, 6 January 2008 22:37 (seventeen years ago) link

That doesn't work.

― Dom Passantino, Sunday, 6 January 2008 22:45 (seventeen years ago) link

who died and made you mr. zing thread chieftan

oh wait

― El Tomboto, Sunday, 6 January 2008 23:16 (seventeen years ago) link

The Violation Of Stefan Postma was perpetrated by an Englishwoman.

-- Just got offed, Monday, 7 January 2008 14:12 (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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I knew you'd have ALL the facts about that incident, Louis.

-- King Boy Pato, Monday, 7 January 2008 14:13 (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― Dom Passantino, Monday, 7 January 2008 14:21 (seventeen years ago) link

gabbneb have you not kind of figured out yet that the real reason a lot of people on ilx hate you and the reason you hate hillary are basically the same?

-- El Tomboto, Wednesday, January 9, 2008 1:14 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 06:33 (seventeen years ago) link

^^ hardsonned on his own site

― sanskrit, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 15:29 (seventeen years ago) link

so faced

― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 15:35 (seventeen years ago) link

people hate tomboto?

there some much on here that goes over my head, i think i miss a lot that goes on on ile.

― M@tt He1ges0n, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 17:58 (seventeen years ago) link

did you miss 2007

― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 17:58 (seventeen years ago) link

i must have, could you give me the cliff note version?

― M@tt He1ges0n, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 18:01 (seventeen years ago) link

wait what post is about hating tom?

― 69, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 18:15 (seventeen years ago) link

no tombot hate, that post was tom zinging gabbneb

― dmr, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 18:18 (seventeen years ago) link

that seemed to go over matt's head as well.

― chaki, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 18:25 (seventeen years ago) link

right just making sure i didnt miss something upthread I CANT BE "ARSED" TO SCROLL UP

― 69, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 18:27 (seventeen years ago) link

i can be arsed to read all this stuff correctly apparently

― M@tt He1ges0n, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 18:28 (seventeen years ago) link

wait no you CANT be arsed right?

― 69, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 18:38 (seventeen years ago) link

i could care less

― caek, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 18:40 (seventeen years ago) link

ROFTL

― 69, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 18:42 (seventeen years ago) link

weren't we all like wtf is this summer in january sometime last year and i was like dudes, midwinter thaw?

-- gabbneb, Wednesday, January 9, 2008 3:03 PM (Wednesday, January 9, 2008 3:03 PM) Bookmark Link

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if only we'd listened!!!

-- s1ocki, Wednesday, January 9, 2008 3:06 PM (Wednesday, January 9, 2008 3:06 PM) Bookmark Link

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

fuck i think i just took the piss out of myself

― M@tt He1ges0n, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:45 (seventeen years ago) link

the perfecy slockli zing

― deej, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:57 (seventeen years ago) link

perfect

― deej, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:57 (seventeen years ago) link

^^^the imperfect kudos

― deej, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:57 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IN6JInEGXGk

― and what, Thursday, 10 January 2008 05:34 (seventeen years ago) link

SINCE WHEN

― sleep, Thursday, 10 January 2008 05:46 (seventeen years ago) link

1991. i was just thinking about that one today.

― deeznuts, Thursday, 10 January 2008 05:59 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whdZFGo9ThQ

― deeznuts, Thursday, 10 January 2008 06:00 (seventeen years ago) link

The #1 reason skinny suburban white kids with pube-staches think they're pimps. Sad, really.
-- Nate Patrin, Thursday, 2 May 2002 00:00 (5 years ago) Link

The old "hip hop makes white kids act bad" argument. Sad, really.
-- fritz, Thursday, 2 May 2002 00:00 (5 years ago) Link

Fritz: if there was no Chronic, would there be an Icy Hot Stuntaz?
-- Nate Patrin, Thursday, 2 May 2002 00:00 (5 years ago) Link

If there was no Little Richard, would there be no Pat Boone?
-- fritz, Thursday, 2 May 2002 00:00 (5 years ago) Link

is there an album i can eliminate so there'd be no nate patrin?
-- ethan, Thursday, 2 May 2002 00:00 (5 years ago) Link

― moonship journey to baja, Friday, 11 January 2008 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link

... considering what came since that has a lot more depth and scope, you could make better arguments for Enter the Wu-Tang, the last two Outkast records and Illmatic (to say nothing of underground/club crossover records like Dr. Octagon, Funcrusher Plus, Entroducing or various Ninja Tune material) to better represent rap actually becoming fully matured (for better and worse) ...

-- Nate Patrin, Thursday, 2 May 2002 00:00

self-pwned

― moonship journey to baja, Friday, 11 January 2008 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

black guys in short shorts

― jaxon, Friday, 11 January 2008 20:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Seriously, people, this is what you can accomplish if you organize enough and have enough folks contributing to the cause.
now, to take this model and apply to non-hateful means...

like what do you have in mind?

-- A Nairn (moretap), Wednesday, December 7, 2005 12:21 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

Murdering born-agains.

-- Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, December 7, 2005 12:22 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Friday, 18 January 2008 18:29 (sixteen years ago) link

Jumper looks like it could be fun. Do you think they know it means 'sweater' over here?

-- chap, Friday, January 18, 2008 1:58 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

"Wanker" title was taken, presumably

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, January 18, 2008 2:11 PM (53 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

by you?

-- latebloomer, Friday, January 18, 2008 2:37 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Friday, 18 January 2008 20:06 (sixteen years ago) link

snap!

― s1ocki, Friday, 18 January 2008 21:55 (sixteen years ago) link

wau

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Friday, 18 January 2008 21:58 (sixteen years ago) link

wtg lb

― roxymuzak, Friday, 18 January 2008 22:01 (sixteen years ago) link

see if you can spot me

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2148/2208305742_4b3b4e2d87.jpg

-- chaki, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 07:52 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

back with orbit again?

-- and what, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 07:56 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

i dont like fat girls. you must have me mistaken with yourself.

-- chaki, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 07:56 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

― Trayce, Monday, 21 January 2008 23:28 (sixteen years ago) link

eh

― n/a, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 16:13 (sixteen years ago) link

i bet YOU like fat girls... dorito breath!

― and what, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 16:14 (sixteen years ago) link

why do people report their opinion on a record during their first listening

what is the point of that

-- J0hn D., Wednesday, 12 December 2007 21:57 (1 month ago) Link

generally i understand it to be a report of their opinion on first listening

-- deej, Wednesday, December 12, 2007 7:39 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 18:45 (sixteen years ago) link

b-

― 69, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 18:49 (sixteen years ago) link

it was roffley but I sort of agree that people liveblogging new records is kinda weird

"four tracks in and this is amazing!!!" "on the fifth track now .... yessssss" "track 6 slightly disappointing" "OH WAIT NUMBER 7 this may be album of the year"

― dmr, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 18:53 (sixteen years ago) link

but hey it's the internet

― dmr, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 18:54 (sixteen years ago) link

I don't even understand the wu-tang diagram in the times

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 18:56 (sixteen years ago) link

http://static.flickr.com/32/49832248_0185832fe8.jpg

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 18:58 (sixteen years ago) link

haw

― n/a, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 19:00 (sixteen years ago) link

does that HOO refer to HOOS

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 19:19 (sixteen years ago) link

is that a steen???

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 19:19 (sixteen years ago) link

^^ rolling anti-semitic thread?

― and what, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 19:20 (sixteen years ago) link

that's the HOOS mobile

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 19:22 (sixteen years ago) link

is that meth addict next to the van milking her own teat?

― sanskrit, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 19:52 (sixteen years ago) link

My bf mused the other day that he and I should start a porn webcam site.

I'm still not sure how joking he was.

-- Trayce, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 21:15 (19 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

he was joking

-- Mr. Que, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 21:15 (1 second ago) Bookmark Link

― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 21:17 (sixteen years ago) link

hahahaha

― and what, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 21:20 (sixteen years ago) link

Where??

― Laurel, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 21:23 (sixteen years ago) link

You don't pay attention to Oscar buzz then

No Oscar buzz on "Juno" in the UK - the film's not even out here yet (I saw it over the holidays in the States).

-- Savannah Smiles, Tuesday, January 22, 2008 12:46 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

There are websites.

-- jaymc, Tuesday, January 22, 2008 12:48 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

― Alex in Baltimore, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 21:28 (sixteen years ago) link

trayce zing is the best on this thread in months

― and what, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 21:30 (sixteen years ago) link

Shit i was coming to post that

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 21:32 (sixteen years ago) link

he was joking

-- Mr. Que, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 21:15 (1 second ago) Bookmark Link

dom with the zingdar

― and what, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 21:33 (sixteen years ago) link

Even I thought that was pretty awesome.

― Trayce, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 21:49 (sixteen years ago) link

mr que dropping fatalities

― sanskrit, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:52 (sixteen years ago) link

"great" means for the all-time canon, Ned

-- Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 15:49 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Your universe, it is strange and wondrous to me.

-- Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 16:02 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

― stevie, Thursday, 24 January 2008 10:13 (sixteen years ago) link

worst post ever.

-- darraghmac, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 22:12 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Praise from Caesar

-- Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 22:13 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

― stevie, Thursday, 24 January 2008 10:17 (sixteen years ago) link

I don't have permission to access pussey.

-- Tuomas, Thursday, 24 January 2008 09:17 (3 hours ago) Link

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we kinda figured.

-- Dr. Superman, Thursday, 24 January 2008 10:54 (1 hour ago) Link

― Ward Fowler, Thursday, 24 January 2008 12:30 (sixteen years ago) link

a man can be measured by the strength of his enemies. i really should try harder.

― darraghmac, Thursday, 24 January 2008 13:05 (sixteen years ago) link

gabbneb is a picnic compared to daria

-- Dr Morbius, Thursday, January 24, 2008 12:10 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

still a terrible picnic though

-- John Justen, Thursday, January 24, 2008 12:11 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Thursday, 24 January 2008 17:16 (sixteen years ago) link

BEST POSTER EVER

Jeff Treppel 2371864
any other poster 0

-- and what, Thursday, January 24, 2008 4:08 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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*takes a bow*

-- Jeff Treppel, Thursday, January 24, 2008 4:13 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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j/k

-- and what, Thursday, January 24, 2008 4:20 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

― omar little, Friday, 25 January 2008 00:22 (sixteen years ago) link

http://pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF067-Better_Luck.gif

― sleep, Friday, 25 January 2008 00:27 (sixteen years ago) link

for the record i do not hate john but we have a history of not getting along online and in real life (see the party at juila's, the thirsty thursday at bar on buena, etc etc).

-- chicago kevin, Thursday, December 13, 2007 7:23 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

is the john in question john malkovich??????? if not gtfo my thread u siccening little fagbabies

-- cankles, Monday, December 17, 2007 6:54 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Friday, 25 January 2008 15:49 (sixteen years ago) link

This reminds me of a instance back in the late 80's. My friend Rob and I walked into Bleeker Bob's on West 3rd Street and they were playing this insane caterwaul that was literally driving customers out of the store. Rob went to the counter to ask what it was. And we spent the next few days laughing about it. A little while later, since we'd gotten such a laugh out of it, we figured we should pick it up, but Rob wasn't sure if he'd gotten the name right. We went back to Bleeker Bob's and I picked up the single in question, Now We Are Six by the Happy Flowers. I showed it to the dude behind the counter (a dead ringer for Ringo Starr...I think he may actually still work there) and asked him if this was what I thought it was.

"Well, it's kinda not music!" he said

That's pretty much how I feel about Danity Kane, only without the humor.
-- Alex in NYC, Saturday, January 26, 2008 2:22 PM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link

wow yknow, in the time it took to write that tedious anecdote you couldve killed yourself like 4 times already
-- r|t|c, Saturday, January 26, 2008 2:53 PM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link

― jaxon, Saturday, 26 January 2008 23:18 (sixteen years ago) link

powerzing

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, 27 January 2008 01:00 (sixteen years ago) link

ahaha

― deej, Sunday, 27 January 2008 03:09 (sixteen years ago) link

do they really make microwaves big enough to fit a baby into...?

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, January 28, 2008 2:05 PM

dont get any ideas, shakey

-- and what, Monday, January 28, 2008 2:06 PM

― Nicole, Monday, 28 January 2008 19:24 (sixteen years ago) link

at least we've got that in common

-- J0rdan S., Sunday, January 27, 2008 7:15 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Does the S stand for Shitposter?

-- Noodle Vague, Sunday, January 27, 2008 7:15 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

― chaki, Monday, 28 January 2008 19:36 (sixteen years ago) link

C-/D+ ^^^^

― Mr. Que, Monday, 28 January 2008 19:37 (sixteen years ago) link

a shit poster
http://www.popartuk.com/g/l/lg2197.jpg

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 07:27 (sixteen years ago) link

[i had a jpeg of a poster with the word shit on it, you see...] :(

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 14:47 (sixteen years ago) link

zinggirly slapfight 2008

Ballwasher, you're too chicken to put your real opinion out there for fear of being ridiculed. Well played.

-- Fastnbulbous, Tuesday, January 29, 2008 12:01 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

lmao no

i just think this thread is canadian and unncessary

-- The Brainwasher, Tuesday, January 29, 2008 12:02 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

lol ballwasher

YES I WASH MY BALLS UNLIKE U LOLOLOL

-- The Brainwasher, Tuesday, January 29, 2008 12:02 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Of course I don't. That's where you come in.

Canadian and "unncessary." Yeah, god forbid we talk about our favorite music here.

-- Fastnbulbous, Tuesday, January 29, 2008 12:11 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

lol you are such a lame.

-- The Brainwasher, Tuesday, January 29, 2008 12:15 PM (13 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 17:17 (sixteen years ago) link

canadian and unnecessary

― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 02:50 (sixteen years ago) link

c+u

― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 02:50 (sixteen years ago) link

haw!

― sanskrit, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 03:06 (sixteen years ago) link

Brainwasher = racist

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 04:41 (sixteen years ago) link

canadian = race

― jaxon, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 04:45 (sixteen years ago) link

oh yeah, canadian = the new black

― jaxon, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 04:45 (sixteen years ago) link

they all look the same to me

― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 04:54 (sixteen years ago) link

:(

― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 05:44 (sixteen years ago) link

If you go to the ICA in London, you notice that Japanese girls sometimes seem to be the only people there. I am, in human form, the ICA. I am sustained, like that venerable London arts institution, by the patronage and kindness of these hyper- cultuivated people. I also enjoy fucking them.

-- Momus, Monday, January 28, 2002 8:00 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Link

ICA card going free. Any takers? I don't want mine.

-- Sarah, Monday, January 28, 2002 8:00 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 12:06 (sixteen years ago) link

i wish gabbneb was a chick that worked at urban outfitters, a lot of them are hot

-- max, Wednesday, January 30, 2008 10:08 PM (41 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i'm not available, max, and yr a little kid

-- gabbneb, Wednesday, January 30, 2008 10:14 PM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

youre also not hot

-- max, Wednesday, January 30, 2008 10:15 PM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― jabba hands, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 23:06 (sixteen years ago) link

gekoppel cheer up, stelfox reviewed the new Burial album in Uncut this month with a 4 stars review

-- DJ Martian (altmartinu...), September 5th, 2006. (djmartian)

I'll certainly be consoling myself with that fact in the long cold months ahead.

-- Matt DC (runmd...), September 5th, 2006. (Matt DC)

― and what, Thursday, 31 January 2008 04:52 (sixteen years ago) link

hahaha!

― roxymuzak, Thursday, 31 January 2008 04:57 (sixteen years ago) link

Mr. Piddles, Saltwhiskers, Momus and Moobear... meet Jenny, Amanda, Eric and Kelsey.

That's funny, I have a song called Moop Bears on my new album!

Moop bears in the thunder
Moop bears on the idiot sea
Moop bears living under
Some plug ugly regime
In horseback boots
Clumping to the beehive
Shoot shoot shoot...

-- Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 14:53 (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

*claps along like a volunteer in a rest home*

-- estela (estela), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 14:58 (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

― Trayce, Friday, 1 February 2008 07:02 (sixteen years ago) link

wau

― jaxon, Friday, 1 February 2008 07:11 (sixteen years ago) link

<3 estela

― gr8080, Friday, 1 February 2008 07:21 (sixteen years ago) link

that's gold ethan, GOLD

― sanskrit, Friday, 1 February 2008 12:29 (sixteen years ago) link

i hate how the CG comes out on the first of the month, rather than the 31st or the 30th or the 29th or...

-- gabbneb, Friday, February 1, 2008 10:08 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

are you busy depositing checks or something?

-- da croupier, Friday, February 1, 2008 10:10 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Friday, 1 February 2008 16:34 (sixteen years ago) link

holy shit that estela zing is muuuuuuurdah

― M@tt He1ges0n, Friday, 1 February 2008 17:14 (sixteen years ago) link

If that's where Obama wants to start the discussion borrowing right wing tactics we'll never get to universal health care. :( This is by far the biggest thing I care about in this election.

-- daria-g, Friday, 1 February 2008 21:43 (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

you mean this is possibly the last ginned-up outrage you'll get to declaim before your candidate loses her lead?

-- elmo argonaut, Friday, 1 February 2008 21:44 (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 1 February 2008 22:25 (sixteen years ago) link

GET A FUCKING RAINCOAT pUSSIES

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude

a raincoat does not keep blowing rain outta yr face, grumpus.

-- Dr Morbius,

neither does an umbrella

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude

it does if you open it and raise it over yr head, jon

-- Dr Morbius

― Laurel, Friday, 1 February 2008 22:28 (sixteen years ago) link

that's no more true for a raincoat

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 1 February 2008 22:31 (sixteen years ago) link

yeah but you can't deny that umbrellas are easier to keep open above your head.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 1 February 2008 23:34 (sixteen years ago) link

Not easier than putting on a fucking hood.

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 1 February 2008 23:39 (sixteen years ago) link

lol morbs

― sleep, Friday, 1 February 2008 23:44 (sixteen years ago) link

no matter how you break it down, no matter how you tear it apart, it remains consistant

-- CaptainLorax, Friday, February 1, 2008 8:36 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

unlike your spelling

-- John Justen, Friday, February 1, 2008 8:37 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

― J0rdan S., Saturday, 2 February 2008 21:47 (sixteen years ago) link

terrible zing

― deej, Saturday, 2 February 2008 21:49 (sixteen years ago) link

reminds me of sunny's 'hotgrammarcop'

― deej, Saturday, 2 February 2008 21:49 (sixteen years ago) link

:/

― J0rdan S., Saturday, 2 February 2008 21:52 (sixteen years ago) link

??

― sunny successor, Sunday, 3 February 2008 03:06 (sixteen years ago) link

deej's 'zingcop'

― am0n, Sunday, 3 February 2008 03:16 (sixteen years ago) link

http://xs224.xs.to/xs224/08050/zing_police457.png
deej: zing police

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 3 February 2008 07:41 (sixteen years ago) link

schwing police if he had his way

― jergïns, Sunday, 3 February 2008 08:57 (sixteen years ago) link

??

-- sunny successor, Saturday, February 2, 2008 9:06 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

zing

― deej, Sunday, 3 February 2008 16:46 (sixteen years ago) link

So xhuxk will probably post the Metal Mike review in full but I'm definitely going to see the Hannah Montana movie this week. I'm pissed because the latest showing is 9!

-- dabug, Sunday, February 3, 2008 7:26 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

that's because it's for children.

-- That one guy that hit it and quit it, Sunday, February 3, 2008 7:36 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

― s1ocki, Sunday, 3 February 2008 22:59 (sixteen years ago) link

Ice cold, baby.

― Noodle Vague, Sunday, 3 February 2008 23:16 (sixteen years ago) link

from "how do u go about getting laid?":

I ring up your mom.

-- Casuistry, Saturday, February 2, 2008 3:51 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

u must have a PHONE CARD then cuz she lives overseas

-- Surmounter, Saturday, February 2, 2008 3:52 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 3 February 2008 23:40 (sixteen years ago) link

RIP Casuistry

― wanko ergo sum, Sunday, 3 February 2008 23:57 (sixteen years ago) link

Did you know there's a sequel in the works, inspired by Alan Moore's Promethea; it's called Snakes on an Astral Plane.

-- Tuomas, Tuesday, 5 February 2008 08:41 (49 minutes ago) Link

apparently lord custos omicron is slated to direct.

-- That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 5 February 2008 09:27 (3 minutes ago) Link

― latebloomer, Tuesday, 5 February 2008 09:32 (sixteen years ago) link

big lols @ enrique's 'dabug' zing

― ^@^, Tuesday, 5 February 2008 09:58 (sixteen years ago) link

*lols*

― ^@^, Tuesday, 5 February 2008 09:58 (sixteen years ago) link

Like women never get called "creepy"?

-- Masonic Boom, Monday, 21 May 2007 13:32 (8 months ago) Bookmark Link

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i can probably think of some who have

-- strongohulkington, Monday, 21 May 2007 13:33 (8 months ago) Bookmark Link

― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 5 February 2008 13:13 (sixteen years ago) link

i wonder if milo voted today

― omar little, Tuesday, 5 February 2008 18:11 (sixteen years ago) link

2008 looks to be about young black women: Teyana, Lil Mama, Kid Sister...

-- forksclovetofu, Wednesday, January 30, 2008 4:15 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

yeah i heard that too, about 2008.

-- r|t|c, Wednesday, January 30, 2008 4:23 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

― ^@^, Thursday, 7 February 2008 22:28 (sixteen years ago) link

"As I said pipecock, you rule yourself out as a useful contributor to this debate by the ridiculousness of your overall position. i've gone over most of the broader issues re this with you in the burial thread so I'm not going to bother to engage here I'm afraid.

If it makes you feel better, feel free to assume that i've ceded the argument to you.

-- Tim F"

what's funny is that despite all the arguments i ever have, there is no ceding shit because you dont even have an argument. what exactly is ridiculous about my position? that it doesnt jive with the interweb blog definition of techno? do you think i give a fuck about that? techno music and culture was around in real life before idiots who don't know shit started making shit up about it on the web. so you can call my position ridiculous and condescendingly tell me that you've ceded the argument to me all you fucking want. it doesnt make you or ronan any less fucking clueless.

-- pipecock, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 01:07 (3 weeks ago) Link

you should be less obnoxious

-- jergïns, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 01:07 (3 weeks ago) Link

― aaron d.g., Sunday, 10 February 2008 06:12 (sixteen years ago) link

Mama Cass didn't suffocate on a sandwich, it's an urban legend.

-- Tuomas, Monday, 11 February 2008 11:49 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

did you read that on the internet

-- electricsound, Monday, 11 February 2008 11:52 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

you know what they say, print the sandwich

-- latebloomer, Monday, 11 February 2008 11:52 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

http://www.snopes.com/music/artists/mamacass.asp

-- Tuomas, Monday, 11 February 2008 11:53 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

see, google searching isn't so hard tuomas

-- electricsound, Monday, 11 February 2008 11:54 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

― Noodle Vague, Monday, 11 February 2008 14:28 (sixteen years ago) link

I was going to call my 1989 album "The Negro". But I went for "Don't Stop the Night" instead. It still has a hint of negritude about it, don't you think?

By the way (and this isn't a change of subject), here's what Dwarfism.org says about terminology for the vertically-challenged:

"We are first and foremost human beings, it is secondary that we are human beings who are of restricted growth. Use of the word "midget" to describe someone of short stature is considered extremely offensive by some people. It is better to refer to someone of short stature as a "Little Person" or "Dwarf". Also, some people find the term "dwarf" as equally offensive as "midget". If people, both average and short stature, were able to place their humanity before everything else, the world might be a much better place. The more we stick labels on each other, the more we segregate ourselves, and the more we encourage ignorance and prejudice."

They then headline the section immediately following: "Estimated Worldwide Dwarf Population".

-- Momus (Momus), Friday, February 3, 2006 6:22 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link
what a bunch of assholes huh

-- s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, February 3, 2006 7:11 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

― gr8080, Tuesday, 12 February 2008 01:20 (sixteen years ago) link

fun poll :)

-- s1ocki, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 19:03 (2 hours ago) Link

me or deej????

-- HI DERE, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 19:42 (1 hour ago) Link

deej

-- s1ocki, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 19:44 (1 hour ago) Link

;_;

-- HI DERE, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 19:59

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 21:44 (sixteen years ago) link

uh

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 21:47 (sixteen years ago) link

since when is crying a zing?

― s1ocki, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 21:51 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm watching it again tonight – more thoughts tomorrow.

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Wednesday, February 13, 2008 4:46 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

you're "watching" "it" "again"? what does that mean?

-- s1ocki, Wednesday, February 13, 2008 4:50 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 21:52 (sixteen years ago) link

no mercy

― gff, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 22:04 (sixteen years ago) link

Uh, I've said this elsewhere, but their first EP is really brilliant...one of my favorites ever. It's also way better than Broom, in my opinion at least. It's more lo-fi/beautiful.

You can find all the tracks here.

Here's the tracklist:
1. Clod and the Pebble**
2. I Am Warm and Powerful (EP Version)**
3. Let's Get Tired
4. Oregon Girl (EP Version)
5. Accident**
6. You Could Write a Book**
7. We Can Win Missouri!
(8. and 9. Song W** and Song L)*

*only on later edition
**on my 'favorite songs ever' list

-- Tape Store, Sunday, May 20, 2007 3:54 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark Link

Who the fuck cares.

-- filthy dylan, Sunday, May 20, 2007 10:49 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark Link

― J0rdan S., Thursday, 14 February 2008 05:08 (sixteen years ago) link

rescreen lolz 4ever

― am0n, Thursday, 14 February 2008 05:10 (sixteen years ago) link

save it for excelsior big hoos

― deej, Thursday, 14 February 2008 05:11 (sixteen years ago) link

"uh, shit doesn't work, doggie."

― gbx, Thursday, 14 February 2008 05:25 (sixteen years ago) link

who?! re: tapestore

― roxymuzak, Thursday, 14 February 2008 05:39 (sixteen years ago) link

someone still loves yous boris yeltsin

― J0rdan S., Thursday, 14 February 2008 05:42 (sixteen years ago) link

fucking great now i'm typoing like a sopranos extra

― J0rdan S., Thursday, 14 February 2008 05:42 (sixteen years ago) link

I like Skins. I think it's the Brizzol accents.

-- Scik Mouthy, Thursday, 14 February 2008 15:36 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

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you like embrace!

-- DG, Thursday, 14 February 2008 15:36

― Frogman Henry, Thursday, 14 February 2008 19:21 (sixteen years ago) link

im sort of wondering if my negative reaction to shia lebeouf is based on the fact that i wish i was cast as indy's son

-- max, Thursday, February 14, 2008 1:46 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

the same reason my girlfriend got all pissed at the girl who played lyra in the golden compass b/c she wished she was lyra

-- max, Thursday, February 14, 2008 1:46 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

the same reason dr morbius was mad at the producers of the 'grumpy old men' series

-- and what, Thursday, February 14, 2008 1:47 PM (2 hours ago)

― Nicole, Thursday, 14 February 2008 20:56 (sixteen years ago) link

lol just came to post that one

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Thursday, 14 February 2008 22:10 (sixteen years ago) link

ok i was watching tv and that negro what's his name, muhammad x, is all like "lol you get what you pay for" or something did anyone else see this?

-- amateurist, Thursday, February 14, 2008 7:35 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

amateurist the point of this thread is to sound like you would've back in 1963

-- and what, Thursday, February 14, 2008 7:38 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

― El Tomboto, Friday, 15 February 2008 00:40 (sixteen years ago) link

"That's what I love about these kids on the bus, man. I get older, they stay the same age." - The Lex

-- Raw Patrick, Friday, 15 February 2008 11:30 (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 15 February 2008 11:49 (sixteen years ago) link

I'M GLAD OLD NEVER GETS OLD

― Dr Morbius, Friday, 15 February 2008 14:07 (sixteen years ago) link

keep it down gramps

― ^@^, Friday, 15 February 2008 14:17 (sixteen years ago) link

Most of them only used the same boring three chords over and over.

-- Geir Hongro, Saturday, February 16, 2008 12:55 PM (Saturday, February 16, 2008 12:55 PM) Bookmark Link

I got two words for you, over and over.

-- Dimension 5ive, Saturday, February 16, 2008 1:04 PM (Saturday, February 16, 2008 1:04 PM) Bookmark Link

― Pleasant Plains, Saturday, 16 February 2008 19:33 (sixteen years ago) link

ahaha thats hot, wtg clbul@

― deej, Saturday, 16 February 2008 20:19 (sixteen years ago) link

Lex, not every woman is a young pop star being bedevilled by angry white rock critics.
-- Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, November 2, 2006 1:39 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

― roxymuzak, Monday, 18 February 2008 16:58 (sixteen years ago) link

No, I know someone who had experiences like that. I dunno...

I just mean, the dreams that I recounted could be explained by taking in the cover of "Communion" or something...but this person had persistent experiences to that effect. Also, FSA just came up on my iTunes while posting this shit, so wtf

-- dell, Monday, 18 February 2008 05:13 (11 hours ago) Link

I'm sorry, "this person" was not me, but my friend's sister.

-- dell, Monday, 18 February 2008 05:21 (11 hours ago) Link

Also, I've had plenty of experiences where I've woken up from dreams and seen lots of persistent things happening on my retinas or whatever, but I wrote them off as being my serotonin or whatever being overactive.

What freaked me out about all of my "alien" dreams was the sense that I was being beckoned to follow some whooooosh stream which I was scared to follow up on at the time. Maybe if I had experimented more with DMT or something, I would have been more willing to follow up?

-- dell, Monday, 18 February 2008 05:30 (10 hours ago) Link

i imagine that if you did go with the aliens, long after their curiosity was satisfied you would still be telling them factoids about yourself.

-- estela, Monday, 18 February 2008 07:14 (9 hours ago) Link

― stevie, Monday, 18 February 2008 17:40 (sixteen years ago) link

lol!

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 18 February 2008 18:18 (sixteen years ago) link

yeah, because talking about yourself or sharing personal experiences is so rong.

― dell, Monday, 18 February 2008 19:23 (sixteen years ago) link

yeah, a zing is not an indictment of someone for doing something wrong

― roxymuzak, Monday, 18 February 2008 19:26 (sixteen years ago) link

but lol u mad

― roxymuzak, Monday, 18 February 2008 19:26 (sixteen years ago) link

respect.

you're otm. sort of.

― dell, Monday, 18 February 2008 19:36 (sixteen years ago) link

otmso

― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 18 February 2008 19:39 (sixteen years ago) link

DELL YOU POST 15 POSTS IN A ROW ABOUT YOURSELF WHEN THE THREADS HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING YOU TALK ABOUT EVER.

― chaki, Monday, 18 February 2008 20:55 (sixteen years ago) link

chaki, with all due respect you are full of shit.

― dell, Monday, 18 February 2008 21:05 (sixteen years ago) link

sheesh chaki

― roxymuzak, Monday, 18 February 2008 21:05 (sixteen years ago) link

chaki is so caffeinated

― M@tt He1ges0n, Monday, 18 February 2008 21:20 (sixteen years ago) link

i don't necessarily want to get into this but chaki is otm in this matter. dell confessionals don't bother me-- my eyes glaze over and i just scroll down-- but i do find it a little odd that dell does this kind of stuff often.

― J0rdan S., Monday, 18 February 2008 21:28 (sixteen years ago) link

In all honesty, I guess i'm not self-aware enuff such that I realize how I might be guilty of this kinda thing on a regular basis. More to the point, perhaps, I just don't understand how occasional forays into self-indulgent blogdem here would be more objectionable than extended threads consisting of people arguing about the merits of different hot dogs or whatever.

I happen to like it when people go into self-revelatory mode in threads, but, if people find my style off-putting, I guess I can understand that?

― dell, Monday, 18 February 2008 21:42 (sixteen years ago) link

extended threads consisting of people arguing about the merits of different hot dogs

POLL

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 18 February 2008 21:43 (sixteen years ago) link

omg the hot dogs at katz's are unsurpassable

― jhøshea, Monday, 18 February 2008 21:44 (sixteen years ago) link

pink's pwnz

― chaki, Monday, 18 February 2008 21:45 (sixteen years ago) link

guys my hot dog is unstoppable/unsurpassable

― Mr. Que, Monday, 18 February 2008 21:53 (sixteen years ago) link

You guys are all wrong. It's all about Frankenstuff.

― dell, Monday, 18 February 2008 21:57 (sixteen years ago) link

hot doug's

― chicago kevin, Monday, 18 February 2008 22:02 (sixteen years ago) link

otm

― dan m, Monday, 18 February 2008 22:07 (sixteen years ago) link

otm

― deej, Monday, 18 February 2008 22:09 (sixteen years ago) link

the u.s., britain and france have now recognized kosovo as an independent state

it would have been nice if they'd done the same with the elected spanish govt of 1936; we might have avoided a little thing called fascist genocide but eh you know, can't win em all

-- Tracer Hand, Monday, February 18, 2008 1:19 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Yeah, Stanley Baldwin and his cabinet really dropped the ball on that one. I won't be voting for those jokers again.

-- chap, Monday, February 18, 2008 1:23 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

― jhøshea, Monday, 18 February 2008 22:10 (sixteen years ago) link

hot doug's

-- chicago kevin, Monday, February 18, 2008 4:02 PM (54 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

otm

-- dan m, Monday, February 18, 2008 4:07 PM (50 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

otm

-- deej, Monday, February 18, 2008 4:09 PM (47 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― gbx, Monday, 18 February 2008 22:58 (sixteen years ago) link

^^^^ otm

― river wolf, Monday, 18 February 2008 22:59 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.hotdougs.com/Images/HotDougslogo_medium.jpg

That hot dog looks straightedge.

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 18 February 2008 23:16 (sixteen years ago) link

ugh hot doug's is closed right now guyz shut up!

― horseshoe, Monday, 18 February 2008 23:16 (sixteen years ago) link

as someone gainfully employed i have no use for hot dougs and its ridiculous daylight hours

― deej, Monday, 18 February 2008 23:17 (sixteen years ago) link

hot doug's

-- chicago kevin, Monday, February 18, 2008 4:02 PM (54 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

otm

-- dan m, Monday, February 18, 2008 4:07 PM (50 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

otm

-- deej, Monday, February 18, 2008 4:09 PM (47 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

-- gbx, Monday, February 18, 2008 4:58 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

^^^^ otm

-- river wolf, Monday, February 18, 2008 4:59 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

^^^ these

― gff, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 01:20 (sixteen years ago) link

Nee, plakken in textedit (notepad-achtig ultralight textprogramma'tje) 'zoek en verander' de <i> in het BB equivalent en dito voor de sluittags... 8)

I guess dat die knop onder dat commentaarveld iets dergelijks doet, maar ik heb er eigenlijk nog nooit over nagedacht waar die knop voor was. :)

-- Martijn Busink, Tuesday, February 19, 2008 8:07 AM (Tuesday, February 19, 2008 8:07 AM) Bookmark Link

Guess what, die knop is daar inderdaad voor. Helaas heb je meestal al op 'submit' gedrukt als je erachter komt verkeerde code te hebben gebruikt. >:[

-- Martijn Busink, Tuesday, February 19, 2008 8:08 AM (Tuesday, February 19, 2008 8:08 AM) Bookmark Link

― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 14:14 (sixteen years ago) link

I mean, dude forgot to hit submit, lol.

― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 14:14 (sixteen years ago) link

Not often you see someone zing themselves.

― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 14:15 (sixteen years ago) link

"sluittags... 8)"

― sunny successor, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 15:05 (sixteen years ago) link

http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/1526/8ballincornerpocketds1.gif

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 03:08 (sixteen years ago) link

haha. another thread to add NSFW TO.

― jaxon, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 03:57 (sixteen years ago) link

WHY IS THE BEER THERE

― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 06:44 (sixteen years ago) link

looks like a good place to me

― remy bean, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 06:50 (sixteen years ago) link

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/adc/10095916A~Guinness-for-Strength-Posters.jpg

― omar little, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 07:57 (sixteen years ago) link

ahaha

― am0n, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 14:18 (sixteen years ago) link

LOL at world's greatest music collector telling someone to get a life

-- Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, February 19, 2008 6:03 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

LOL

-- Herman G. Neuname, Tuesday, February 19, 2008 6:11 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

LOL at two guys with almost identical names LOLling one after the other.

-- James Redd and the Blecchs, Tuesday, February 19, 2008 6:20 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

― s1ocki, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 15:29 (sixteen years ago) link

ugh hot doug's is closed right now guyz shut up!

WAHT. i was gonna go there this weekend, maybe.

― Jordan, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 15:44 (sixteen years ago) link

oh dang you mean normal closed, i thought you meant they were on one of their "vacations".

― Jordan, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 15:45 (sixteen years ago) link

doesn't doug himself have some health trouble? my friend told me the whole story when i was down there but i was hung over as fuck and had my face stuffed with sausage so i wasn't really listening.

― gff, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 16:07 (sixteen years ago) link

ps browsing this forum w/ images on is taking your life in your hands, shit

― gff, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 16:08 (sixteen years ago) link

oh dang you mean normal closed, i thought you meant they were on one of their "vacations".

-- Jordan, Wednesday, February 20, 2008 9:45 AM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

u in town??

― deej, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 16:30 (sixteen years ago) link

maybe saturday

― Jordan, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 16:45 (sixteen years ago) link

Why gleefully wallow in one's own shameful produce? It makes a good story, I guess.

A little context: Our annual drag competition occurred last night (and there'll be a whole new slew of photos you're no doubt straining at the leash to ogle), and I, the lovely Diana Swirl, proceeded to come third out of about twenty-five, a sterling effort indeed. Participants were then paraded about the combination room (posh room for fellows/dons/tutors) where the more outrageously homosexual members of the Peterhouse teaching staff had assembled to appreciate and compliment alike (again, more photos coming soon). After that, back to the bar for a quick alcopop or five, and then off to the 2nd-place ladyboy's room for fun and games! At first, mere nudity and running about Old Court in the buff were the order of the day, but as more port disappeared down our gullets, an empty vodka bottle presented itself and before we knew it we were locked into a vigorous Truth Or Dare session. Truth grew rapidly dull, as is its wont, and upon my response to the question 'Have you ever pulled?', the young lady next to me was dared to rectify this sad state of affairs. One thing led to another, and a couple of minutes later she was tossing me off, my spongy love-length refusing to straighten out to its maximum rigidity despite the expertise with which she palpated its bulbous form. Then the 2nd-place ladyboy decided that he'd make a better fist of things, and thus was my first heterosexual experience pursued hardily by my first homosexual one...
-- unfished business, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:53 (11 months ago) Link

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FUCK OFF YOU PONCE
-- Mr. Que, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:54 (11 months ago) Link

― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 16:50 (sixteen years ago) link

50 yr old dude zinging a kid.

― chaki, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 20:16 (sixteen years ago) link

^^story of my life bro

― m coleman, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 20:20 (sixteen years ago) link

xpost?

― darraghmac, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 22:50 (sixteen years ago) link

I think we're in the wrong bathroom dude

-- El Tomboto, Wednesday, February 20, 2008 11:47 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

did some guy just tap his foot at yr stall?

-- tehresa, Wednesday, February 20, 2008 11:48 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 21 February 2008 06:56 (sixteen years ago) link

i was in the minneapolis airport bathroom a few months ago and wanted to do that -- i chickened out on the joke tho.

― sanskrit, Thursday, 21 February 2008 16:47 (sixteen years ago) link

More about power, less about sex.

-- luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 07:32 (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

-- Dom Passantino, Monday, February 25, 2008 9:58 AM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

A+++ find passantino. good thing someone was searching "rape" on a monday morning

-- J0rdan S., Monday, February 25, 2008 10:02 AM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― deej, Monday, 25 February 2008 16:15 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.boingboing.net/_images_animation_tv_broadcast_snl_antv_snl_07_a.jpg

YOWZA YOWZA

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 25 February 2008 16:50 (sixteen years ago) link

drill sargent more like

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 25 February 2008 16:57 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.stomptokyo.com/img-m5/gi-joe-the-movie-b.jpg

― am0n, Monday, 25 February 2008 17:24 (sixteen years ago) link

^wdyll march '08

― J0rdan S., Monday, 25 February 2008 18:29 (sixteen years ago) link

Was Kurt Cobain a fan of Black Flag?
I seem to remember seeing them in one of his lists in Journals, but I can't remember for sure.

-- Nigel (Nigel), Thursday, 19 May 2005 20:52 (2 years ago) Bookmark
Does it matter?

-- Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 19 May 2005 20:59 (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

Does it matter which album covers look alike?

-- Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 19 May 2005 21:01 (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

Does it matter if a band rips off Killing Joke?

-- Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 19 May 2005 21:04 (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

― stevie, Monday, 25 February 2008 18:56 (sixteen years ago) link

http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/3d/04/7adfb220dca0be3006792010._AA240_.L.jpg

― sleep, Monday, 25 February 2008 19:33 (sixteen years ago) link

hahaha

― am0n, Monday, 25 February 2008 19:45 (sixteen years ago) link

NV: You question can be answered by simply using the SEARCH link at the top of this page.

-- Mr. ILX, Saturday, February 23, 2008 12:09 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

If you know everything about ILX how come you don't know the search function sucks?

-- Noodle Vague, Saturday, February 23, 2008 12:11 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 25 February 2008 21:20 (sixteen years ago) link

for a dude who hates on big hollywood bullshit, morbius sure writes like a story you'd read in variety.

-- omar little, Monday, February 25, 2008 4:31 PM (50 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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AND YOU WRITE ALOT ABOUT DR MORBIUS!

-- chaki, Monday, February 25, 2008 4:34 PM (46 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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we all have our "chicago kevin"!

-- omar little, Monday, February 25, 2008 4:36 PM (45 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― roxymuzak, Monday, 25 February 2008 22:23 (sixteen years ago) link

SLEEK GEEK FREAKS IN PIQUE

― Dr Morbius, Monday, 25 February 2008 22:32 (sixteen years ago) link

i don't know about sleek

― roxymuzak, Monday, 25 February 2008 22:37 (sixteen years ago) link

i'm panther-sleek, roxy

― omar little, Monday, 25 February 2008 22:48 (sixteen years ago) link

omar little = jaguar paw

― El Tomboto, Monday, 25 February 2008 23:33 (sixteen years ago) link

sleek peke nibbles beak

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/67/229730194_0a9a2e6fba.jpg

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 25 February 2008 23:54 (sixteen years ago) link

i dunno, me and the hipsters i hang out with are horny womanizing bastards
-- cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, March 14, 2006 11:53 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

cutty otm
-- strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, March 14, 2006 11:55 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

a desperate attempt to prove your sexuality to the world.
-- ken c (ken c), Tuesday, March 14, 2006 11:57 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

i just had a flashback of every picture you ever posted of yourself and puked on my keyboard
-- cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, March 15, 2006 12:10 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

― jaxon, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 19:32 (sixteen years ago) link

God I'm tiresome.

-- Grandpont Genie, Thursday, 28 February 2008 16:47 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 28 February 2008 16:49 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.in2greece.com/images/maps/cos.gif

http://media.ign.com/ign/images/masthead.gif

― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 28 February 2008 18:04 (sixteen years ago) link

Have I ever told the story on here about Chromeo cruising in the Jetta?

-- nabisco, Friday, June 29, 2007 6:12 PM (7 months ago) Bookmark Link

try to keep it under 4,000 words

-- jaxon, Friday, June 29, 2007 6:17 PM (7 months ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Thursday, 28 February 2008 21:40 (sixteen years ago) link

Have I ever told the story on here about Chromeo cruising in the Jetta?

-- nabisco, Friday, June 29, 2007 10:12 PM (41 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

try to keep it under 4,000 words

-- jaxon, Friday, June 29, 2007 10:17 PM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

-- scott seward, Friday, June 29, 2007 5:56 PM (7 months ago) Bookmark Link

― deej, Thursday, 28 February 2008 21:58 (sixteen years ago) link

what?

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 28 February 2008 22:08 (sixteen years ago) link

already archived in zing thread

― deej, Thursday, 28 February 2008 22:11 (sixteen years ago) link

re-run season

― rrrobyn, Thursday, 28 February 2008 22:12 (sixteen years ago) link

zinger's guild on strike

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 28 February 2008 22:14 (sixteen years ago) link

echh, nothing but Reality Zingers on now

― latebloomer, Thursday, 28 February 2008 22:16 (sixteen years ago) link

who knows or CARES what "people" will listen to in 20 years? The job of a critic is to unearth things people overlook and say great stuff about it if it deserves the praise.

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Thursday, February 28, 2008 10:46 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

--

the role of the critic is also to ignore loathsome icons in favor of exciting new things.

-- bb, Thursday, February 28, 2008 10:50 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

critics have jobs?

-- Thomas, Thursday, February 28, 2008 10:51 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― latebloomer, Thursday, 28 February 2008 22:55 (sixteen years ago) link

only otm I ever got...from hoos

-- pj, Thursday, February 28, 2008 3:00 PM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

that's like getting an excelsior from trayce

-- omar little, Thursday, February 28, 2008 3:16 PM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― chaki, Thursday, 28 February 2008 23:45 (sixteen years ago) link

hahaha

― roxymuzak, Thursday, 28 February 2008 23:50 (sixteen years ago) link

ouch

― latebloomer, Friday, 29 February 2008 01:17 (sixteen years ago) link

it's true

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 29 February 2008 02:20 (sixteen years ago) link

i be like yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeahh when my zing come on

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 29 February 2008 02:24 (sixteen years ago) link

"or a date with luna" would be a perfect trayce counterzing

― sanskrit, Friday, 29 February 2008 02:47 (sixteen years ago) link

that luna, always dating people

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 29 February 2008 03:49 (sixteen years ago) link

hee hee, little penises

-- remy bean, Tuesday, January 22, 2008 4:04 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

save it for WDYLL

-- s1ocki, Tuesday, January 22, 2008 4:05 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Friday, 29 February 2008 20:38 (sixteen years ago) link

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/8910/wbcricsymonds2narrowwebzz2.jpg

― badg, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 05:11 (sixteen years ago) link

paige - 10:42 PM
I miss your writing. Just finished reading my favorite piece of yours, the one about Wowee Zowee. I read it on Stylus last year, then stumbled across it in the Best Music Writing of 2007 today. Congrats on that. Hope to see more from you soon. Pa✧✧✧@austin✧✧✧.c✧✧ ....


Nick - 8:02 AM
I've never even heard Wowee Zowee, let alone written about it.

― Frogman Henry, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 08:14 (sixteen years ago) link

HAW

― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 08:27 (sixteen years ago) link

lol I was just thinking how it was illustrative of the sad, overloaded world we live in that everybody knows about the lolrus but nobody realizes he died years ago or that merzbow made an album dedicated to the thing or even that he was actually famous for being huge and japanese, not just for looking desperate about a bucket.

tuomas if those aren't the same animal in those two pictures then I suppose the japanese must have been keeping a spare huge fuckoff walrus around just in case.

-- El Tomboto, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 11:18 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

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yes ledge it sucks when you are behind the times but that's why they invented the rest of the internet, so you can tell your friends and coworkers how fucking slow their shit is and to get the fuck with the program.

-- El Tomboto, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 11:19 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

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-- El Tomboto, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 11:20 (59 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/dc/MerzbowMinazoVol1CDCover.jpeg
^^^^ want poster for framing

-- El Tomboto, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 11:20 (59 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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other symptoms of overloaded world include people posting to message boards at 6am

-- DG, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 11:27 (52 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 12:20 (sixteen years ago) link

tombot was on defcon 4

ZING DENIED

― sanskrit, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 13:23 (sixteen years ago) link

haha

― DG, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 13:28 (sixteen years ago) link

i agree with him, about the poster

― gbx, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 13:52 (sixteen years ago) link

i want that weekend at bernie's poster that slocki got

― latebloomer, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 14:36 (sixteen years ago) link

it looks so beautiful in my dining room

― s1ocki, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 15:40 (sixteen years ago) link

Do you have any Web 2.0 resources for racist epiphets, djm?

-- Dom Passantino, Thursday, 6 March 2008 13:06 (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

no: there is this though:

Random Insults
http://www.randominsults.net/

Sit down, give your mind a rest - it obviously needs it.

-- djmartian, Thursday, 6 March 2008 13:09 (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

YAYYYY

― That mong guy that's shit, Thursday, 6 March 2008 13:33 (sixteen years ago) link

Pwn3d by martian, Dom. How will you ever live it down.

― Pashmina, Thursday, 6 March 2008 15:51 (sixteen years ago) link

oh that's brutal

― HI DERE, Thursday, 6 March 2008 17:13 (sixteen years ago) link

looooooooooooooool

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 6 March 2008 17:37 (sixteen years ago) link

feel the burn

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 6 March 2008 19:44 (sixteen years ago) link

hardsonned on his own site

― sanskrit, Friday, 7 March 2008 02:09 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.godsgeography.com/africa/goliath.jpg

― omar little, Friday, 7 March 2008 02:17 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm with Ken Chu on this one.

-- The Real Dirty Vicar, Sunday, March 9, 2008 8:53 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

i don't see no ken chu you agreeing with nothing bitch

-- tremendoid, Sunday, March 9, 2008 8:57 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Sunday, 9 March 2008 16:24 (sixteen years ago) link

awful zing

― chaki, Sunday, 9 March 2008 19:51 (sixteen years ago) link

Pretty sure if he tried to ride anyone's dick he'd break it.

-- Dom Passantino, Sunday, February 24, 2008 5:39 PM

and if anyone would know how much weight a man can take ...

-- deej, Sunday, February 24, 2008 5:46 PM

― am0n, Tuesday, 11 March 2008 16:54 (sixteen years ago) link

This is the comp that made me stop buying Ninja Tunes records, lol.

-- HI DERE, Tuesday, March 11, 2008 7:44 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I definitely bought this comp and can't remember a damned thing about any of these tracks

-- El Tomboto, Tuesday, March 11, 2008 7:49 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

utter garbage

-- El Tomboto, Tuesday, March 11, 2008 7:50 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

whatever man.... its no my life with teh thrill kill kult or gundam soundtracks or whatever the fuck yall listen to but i still fuck with it

-- and what, Tuesday, March 11, 2008 7:51 PM (27 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 00:53 (sixteen years ago) link

so what should i invest in at this point besides a shotgun and a water purifier

-- max, Monday, March 17, 2008 1:59 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

find something to sell to freaked-out white dudes. those guys will buy anything.

-- tipsy mothra, Monday, March 17, 2008 2:01 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

― El Tomboto, Monday, 17 March 2008 08:59 (sixteen years ago) link

I do wonder if the higher food prices we're facing are going to hurt high-end farmers -- i.e. people who were previously *trading up* might drop back down.

-- Hurting 2, Monday, 17 March 2008 16:11 (2 minutes ago) Link

never go back hurting

-- jhøshea, Monday, 17 March 2008 16:12 (1 minute ago) Link

― and what, Monday, 17 March 2008 16:18 (sixteen years ago) link

i don't even remember reading about a single off of it

-- J0rdan S., Thursday, March 20, 2008 10:59 AM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

"I Won't Tell" (feat. J. Holiday) is currently at #37 on Hot 100, #12 on Hot R&B/Hip-Hop Songs, and #5 on Hot Rap Tracks

-- Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, March 20, 2008 11:07 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

but it didn't get any burn on Discobelle, though, so I can see how you might have missed it.

-- Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, March 20, 2008 11:08 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― deej, Thursday, 20 March 2008 16:12 (sixteen years ago) link

TAKING SIDES: Danity Kane vs. Samhain

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e48/cthulhu05/Samhain_Group.jpg

Again, it's a no brainer. Have the DK chicks come up with anything as heart-pulverizing as "Let The Day Begin"? I think not.

-- Alex in NYC, Friday, March 21, 2008 9:04 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

are you just too old to figure out how to make poll threads?

-- Alex in Baltimore, Friday, March 21, 2008 9:12 AM (38 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

― max, Friday, 21 March 2008 16:13 (sixteen years ago) link

double whammy!

exhausting

this is exactly how i describe it jon's posts about the boredoms.

-- jaxon, Saturday, 22 March 2008 00:54 (9 minutes ago) Link

-- Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, March 21, 2008 9:06 PM (Friday, March 21, 2008 9:06 PM) Bookmark Link

good thing shasta's on vacation

-- jaxon, Friday, March 21, 2008 9:42 PM (Friday, March 21, 2008 9:42 PM) Bookmark Link

― tehresa, Saturday, 22 March 2008 01:47 (sixteen years ago) link

movie with jeremy's iron is good

-- burt_stanton, Monday, March 24, 2008 9:28 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Ladies & Gentlemen, Mr Burt Stanton.

-- the pinefox, Monday, March 24, 2008 9:29 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

― banriquit, Monday, 24 March 2008 21:34 (sixteen years ago) link

They were the Limp Bizkit it's OK to like.

-- Bodrick III, Monday, March 24, 2008 11:30 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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wrong

-- pipecock, Monday, March 24, 2008 11:39 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 24 March 2008 23:42 (sixteen years ago) link

pipecock zinging max r is an historic moment

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 25 March 2008 01:01 (sixteen years ago) link

bodrick III is max r???

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 01:57 (sixteen years ago) link

as per Jabba Hands

― Electronic Bugaloo, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 01:58 (sixteen years ago) link

you guys all know max r has been back for ages right?

-- jabba hands, Monday, 3 March 2008 22:43 (3 days ago) Link

i did not know that

-- chaki, Monday, 3 March 2008 22:44 (3 days ago) Link

rly

-- J0rdan S., Monday, 3 March 2008 22:45 (3 days ago) Link

With same user name?

-- W4LTER, Monday, 3 March 2008 22:46 (3 days ago) Link

Bodrick III innit?

-- jabba hands, Monday, 3 March 2008 22:54 (3 days ago) Link

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 25 March 2008 02:00 (sixteen years ago) link

pipecock telling someone they are wrong is not a zing

― deej, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 04:08 (sixteen years ago) link

wrong

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 04:59 (sixteen years ago) link

BIG HOOS telling someone they are not otm is unusual enough to be a zing

― deej, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 05:20 (sixteen years ago) link

big deej aka the zing_pedant

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 05:27 (sixteen years ago) link

:D :D

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 05:28 (sixteen years ago) link

http://riannanworld.typepad.com/my_weblog/images/jumptheshark.jpg

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 06:06 (sixteen years ago) link

zingunderscorepedant?

― deej, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 15:57 (sixteen years ago) link

yeah i don't know what the fuck i was going for there

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 17:50 (sixteen years ago) link

shades of burt_stanton, maybe

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 17:51 (sixteen years ago) link

Is there some kind of rolling scorecard place where we can see who is banned from the NB?

-- Masonic Boom, Wednesday, March 26, 2008 12:58 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

you mean like an admin log? no

-- bell_labs, Wednesday, March 26, 2008 12:59 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

No, I mean like a point and laugh circus game type thing.

-- Masonic Boom, Wednesday, March 26, 2008 1:00 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

the NB point and laugh circus games usually involve you.

-- Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, March 26, 2008 1:01 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 19:06 (sixteen years ago) link

on the one hand, one of the first things that attracted me to my wife was that she liked a band I really liked and that nobody else cared about, and we've been together since 1995

-- J0hn D., Wednesday, March 26, 2008 1:47 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

mountain goats?

-- and what, Wednesday, March 26, 2008 1:48 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― omar little, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 20:58 (sixteen years ago) link

^ well played

― sleep, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 21:03 (sixteen years ago) link

i bet it was plastic bertrand!

― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 22:29 (sixteen years ago) link

I am over 25 and I can and I do. I dunno there's just something about the squeeky cleanliness + preachiness + ugly sweaters that just makes me go uhhhhhh ... Fresh Prince reminds me of when hip-hop was in a weird transition state between being goofy and threatening/underground and pop. Although tbh if either are on TV I don't ever stop to watch them. Unless Carlton is dancing.

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 23:30 (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I mean Fresh Prince would have Jazzy Jeff on. Cosby would bring on Dizzy Gillespie and then make some speech about black history and the civil rights movement zzzzzzzzzz

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 23:32 (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Maybe you should have paid attention

-- Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 23:33 (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― stevie, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 23:51 (sixteen years ago) link

lolz @ "pac's old group" - dude was a dancer with a couple guest verses

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, August 21, 2007 10:17 PM (7 months ago) Bookmark Link

oh you got me shakey mo i dont know anything about pac

-- and what, Tuesday, August 21, 2007 10:18 PM (7 months ago) Bookmark Link

man yr bitchy today

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, August 21, 2007 10:25 PM (7 months ago) Bookmark Link

how did you react when tupac died, shakey?!?

-- Eisbaer, Tuesday, August 21, 2007 10:29 PM (7 months ago) Bookmark Link

― latebloomer, Thursday, 27 March 2008 02:07 (sixteen years ago) link

"today"

― roxymuzak, Thursday, 27 March 2008 02:18 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.drudgesiren.com/siren.gif white guy with dreadlocks http://www.drudgesiren.com/siren.gif

-- and what, Thursday, March 27, 2008 3:33 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

― banriquit, Thursday, 27 March 2008 15:36 (sixteen years ago) link

you know you can change that to just "friends" or "friends of friends" (latter option makes the most sense)

-- s1ocki, Thursday, March 27, 2008 9:05 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

you can also join the world of adults and stop using facebook

-- Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, March 27, 2008 9:26 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

― Alex in Baltimore, Friday, 28 March 2008 13:11 (sixteen years ago) link

paperthinskin?

― David R., Friday, 28 March 2008 13:36 (sixteen years ago) link

V. subtle:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51RZZP0V0EL._SS500_.jpg

I've bought three of my last four girlfriends this book.

-- Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 11:55 (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
Delete Undelete Edit Ban User User Info

(.......)

four?

-- the pinefox, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 11:56 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― Pashmina, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 12:03 (sixteen years ago) link

Oh goodness. Having conservative views on immigration is not the same as being a racist. It usually means that you're overly attached to romantic notions of when/where you grew up, and that you're not very good at coping with change.

-- Emily S., Friday, 4 April 2008 21:35 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

and that youre racist

-- John Justen, Friday, 4 April 2008 21:37 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

― Noodle Vague, Friday, 4 April 2008 22:53 (sixteen years ago) link

"romantic notions of when/where you grew up" = FOND THOUGHTS OF A TIME AND PLACE WITH NO CHICANOES

― 69, Friday, 4 April 2008 23:08 (sixteen years ago) link

haha i wonder how that would change if a poll were made today

-- deej, Friday, April 4, 2008 11:04 PM (41 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

why don't you make one, idiot

-- El Tomboto, Friday, April 4, 2008 11:08 PM (37 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

then we can discover the amazing fucking answer

-- El Tomboto, Friday, April 4, 2008 11:08 PM (37 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― 69, Friday, 4 April 2008 23:48 (sixteen years ago) link

amazing

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 4 April 2008 23:49 (sixteen years ago) link

murderah

― am0n, Saturday, 5 April 2008 00:19 (sixteen years ago) link

http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/1426/20070917175728ep2.png

― moonship journey to baja, Saturday, 5 April 2008 00:37 (sixteen years ago) link

http://images.webmagic.com/klov.com/images/10/1086031462.jpg

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 5 April 2008 01:06 (sixteen years ago) link

"But it's not going to tear down ILX either. Some folks need a place by themselves to talk about the corns on their feet without everyone butting in with zings, or with non sequiters about the weather, or with someone coming on asking "What are these 'corns' you speak of on your feet? I thought corn was a vegetable.""

five point palm exploding heart technique zing on tuomas from pleasant plains on that hot mess that is the secret board thread.

― Mikey Bidness, Monday, 7 April 2008 07:04 (sixteen years ago) link

this is almost the best introduction thread imaginable

-- Just got offed, Saturday, 29 December 2007 03:18 (3 months ago) Bookmark Link

i guess you're excepting your own.

-- Wrinklepaws, Saturday, 29 December 2007 03:24 (3 months ago) Bookmark Link

― Dom Passantino, Saturday, 12 April 2008 21:22 (sixteen years ago) link

So basically Obama hates white people and himself for being half-white.

So he wants to take his guilt-trip out on America by becoming president.

-- Colin_C., Sunday, April 13, 2008 3:58 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark Link

hows that rap career comin colin

-- max, Sunday, April 13, 2008 6:26 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 13 April 2008 15:03 (sixteen years ago) link

hey vg++ your reading comprehension is ex and your screen name is m

-- moonship journey to baja, Friday, April 11, 2008 5:40 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Link

― jaxon, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 05:27 (sixteen years ago) link

"I for one" - surely the most overused example of tautology ever?

-- Dingbod Kesterson, Thursday, April 17, 2008 9:26 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

So says the split personality dude.

-- Matt DC, Thursday, April 17, 2008 9:26 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

― braveclub, Thursday, 17 April 2008 11:08 (sixteen years ago) link

hollerboard thread re: this song = pure comedy!

-- jaime, Wednesday, March 12, 2008 6:00 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

do you, or perhaps alex in baltimore, have a link?

-- deej, Wednesday, March 12, 2008 6:05 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Saturday, 19 April 2008 20:35 (sixteen years ago) link

I thought people on this board would be interested to know that it looks like some one put another Baile Funk comp out on wax. I bought mine from Turn Table Lab and its pretty dope. I know a while back people were asking about where they could buy this music and it looks like some one pressed these up.
check it out here; www.flaminhotz.com

Well just a friendly post and back to reading about Sly vs. the Beatles.

-- Dj Icey Mike (Dj Icey Mike), Tuesday, May 30, 2006 3:23 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

will check that out. omg, baile funk is so the new hottness.

-- Wrinklepossum's Awesome Blossom (Wrinklepaws), Friday, September 22, 2006 11:11 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

― banriquit, Friday, 25 April 2008 13:07 (sixteen years ago) link

that could easily be a zing to himself

― jaxon, Friday, 25 April 2008 15:42 (sixteen years ago) link

I don't know Surmounter but I am glad & touched to be in agreement with her (assuming it's a her).

-- the pinefox, Monday, April 28, 2008 3:46 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Link

― banriquit, Monday, 28 April 2008 20:15 (sixteen years ago) link

::)

― roxymuzak, Monday, 28 April 2008 22:37 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm sorry people think I'm "butthurt" and a "grudgeful psycho" just because I don't take kindly to my favourite message board being gradually ruined by sarcastic wankers. Maybe I should of just not bothered.

-- Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Wednesday, April 30, 2008 9:04 AM (2 hours ago)

you're right, you really shouldn't have

-- electricsound, Wednesday, April 30, 2008 9:09 AM (2 hours ago)

― am0n, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 15:20 (sixteen years ago) link

people who have never had the privilege of watching the actual "legitimate" doling out of government outsourcing deals are talking straight out of their idealist asses here

-- El Tomboto, Wednesday, April 30, 2008 5:04 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

like I said, I deal with the process all the time, although primarily at the local and state level

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, April 30, 2008 5:06 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― jhøshea, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 21:18 (sixteen years ago) link

It's May 2008! WDYLL?

― omar little, Thursday, 1 May 2008 22:38 (sixteen years ago) link

wooooow

― J0rdan S., Thursday, 1 May 2008 22:41 (sixteen years ago) link

hahhaa

― roxymuzak, Thursday, 1 May 2008 23:01 (sixteen years ago) link

i cant comprehend the opinion that CHA weren't consistent

-- deej, Monday, May 5, 2008 6:29 PM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Good for you. When you can find someone who said that on this thread, I'm sure you'll let us know.

-- Kevin John Bozelka, Monday, May 5, 2008 7:02 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Monday, 5 May 2008 23:05 (sixteen years ago) link

haaaaaaa

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 5 May 2008 23:57 (sixteen years ago) link

it might be time to reevaluate things if you're getting murked by bozelka

― J0rdan S., Monday, 5 May 2008 23:58 (sixteen years ago) link

nearly all of your posts to that thread merit a repress over here, but I enjoyed it, especially "meGAYman more like"
that is exactly the level of effort invested in wind-ups that a video game list thread demands and not a whit more
you nailed the tone perfectly

-- El Tomboto, Monday, May 5, 2008 3:28 PM (Yesterday)

TL;DR

-- DG, Tuesday, May 6, 2008 5:52 AM (5 hours ago)

― am0n, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 15:17 (sixteen years ago) link

eh, lazing at best.

― tehresa, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 15:18 (sixteen years ago) link

Because I'm always about the self-zing:

Its a new moon (ie dark moon). /hippy

-- Trayce, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 14:07 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

so when does the skyeclad dancing start

-- electricsound, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 14:53 (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

In yer dreams, pally-o.

-- Trayce, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 15:10 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

not you

-- electricsound, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 15:12 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― Trayce, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 05:15 (sixteen years ago) link

RSA SecureID Pissing Contest

I now have two of these fuckin' things. Luckily for me RSA figured nobody would have more than one so I have to remember to check the serial # on the back to make sure that I use the one ending in 510 for my employer intranet and the one that doesn't end in 510 for the incident response portal!

Bitches! I rule!

-- TOMBOT, Thursday, December 29, 2005 6:10 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark

Are you lonely?

-- [use of street parade as pivotal set piece] (nordicskilla), Thursday, December 29, 2005 6:12 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 19:43 (sixteen years ago) link

"damn i'm cold" is a much better single

-- chinchillas they can fit on gorillas, Wednesday, May 14, 2008 1:32 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i'm not an A&R man so i couldn't tell you

-- M@tt He1ges0n, Wednesday, May 14, 2008 1:34 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 17:43 (sixteen years ago) link

"are you lonely" is pretty classic.

― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 19:46 (sixteen years ago) link

ugh deeznuts stfu youre not gonna get anybody off ilx to marry you by pretending to care about a dog in a gif

-- and what, Wednesday, May 14, 2008 7:39 PM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

great work by EP. deserves to be crossposted to LOL thread but i'm too lazy.

― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 20:09 (sixteen years ago) link

also to STFU thread. of course, i could've done that in the time it took to write this. funny how the world works.

― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 20:10 (sixteen years ago) link

maybe you should read up on hobos

― and what, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 20:33 (sixteen years ago) link

This is like watching my college friend fite ;_;

-- HI DERE, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 22:14 (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

friend singular?

-- s1ocki, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 22:18 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 21:22 (sixteen years ago) link

I spoke to [Lou Reed] on the phone a couple of days ago; he was as cantankerous as I'd been led to expect.

-- Stevie T, Sunday, 18 May 2008 15:11 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

well, calling someone in the middle of the night to sell time shares will do that

-- latebloomer, Sunday, 18 May 2008 15:15 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

― stevie, Sunday, 18 May 2008 18:43 (sixteen years ago) link

Get one new zing, that one has mould on it.

-- Trayce, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 08:01 (6 hours ago) Bookmark Link

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kind of like your box

-- and what, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 14:22 (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 13:30 (sixteen years ago) link

fat australian virgin considers normal-looking asian girl unacceptable to slang dick to film at 11

-- and what, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 18:16 (3 minutes ago) Link

― sleep, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 18:20 (sixteen years ago) link

ok well im super drunk right now after playing bass in an awesome metal show and i have a hot chick waiting for me in my bed so ill say this:

fuck tom and his nu style of banning whatever he wants whenever he wants (sans admin log)

hey.. if i was a dude in his 30's, post failed marriage from an ilx chick, in a dead end job that never got laid, and had barely any irl friends i would love anonymously modding ilx too...

basically: this is the only thing dude has control of in his life.

even when he gets drunk he spends his time modding ilx. kinda sad.
fine.

you can say 6000 registered ilxors were good today but one of them that was actually totally cool, brought the lols and was a solid dude got banned for no reason was enough for me to say "fuck this shit"

tom millar obviously loves the "this is the thread where i say"
style of pussy ass bullshit posts that make ilx terrible. just see idiot thread board for that bullshit. its basically the same 4 ilxors talking about their bullshit lives that no one asked about plus tom telling us how wasted he is.

its like an episode of sex in the city with tom and ned adding in there 2 cents once in a while. wow what bunch of lols.

im not one to make a big post about leaving but fuck this shit. for reals. im leaving for gershy who is a real bro and "GOD FORBID!!!!" bumped threads that already existed....

this board is now just a bunch of rich college kids and dumb fat bitches (lets get real.... even the actual rock stars that post here are academic morons.) that wanna talk about the politics of messenger bags and facebook profiles. obviously tom wanted this. you can tell by his "dudes im totally wasted!" posts all over the dumb ass molify lingbert thread. so hay! you got what you wanted, tom!

i hope your life of never getting laid by anyone other than ally and being stuck in a dead end job is finally giving you what you wanted in life. everyone hates you btw. but hey as long as you rule who gives a fuck right?

-- chaki, Thursday, 29 May 2008 09:41 (2 hours ago) Link

What is this all about and why is it on the Midnight Juggernauts thread?

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 29 May 2008 12:39 (sixteen years ago) link

if this "bro" thing is used as an excuse for this kind of behaviour, then I wouldn't want to be a bro.

-- Tuomas, Thursday, May 29, 2008 8:13 AM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― jhøshea, Thursday, 29 May 2008 12:41 (sixteen years ago) link

it seems like noise has gone from being the board that started/prompted all this meta whiny shit to the only place on ILX you can escape it. good times.

― caek, Thursday, 29 May 2008 12:55 (sixteen years ago) link

my rent is 362.50

-- deej.. (deej..), Friday, 2 February 2007 07:13 (1 year ago) Bookmark Link
who knew a room on sage francis nuts was so expensive

-- and what (ooo), Friday, 2 February 2007 07:17 (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 29 May 2008 14:04 (sixteen years ago) link

whoa.

― caek, Thursday, 29 May 2008 14:26 (sixteen years ago) link

LOL @ chaki's deep understanding of tom

― 69, Thursday, 29 May 2008 14:52 (sixteen years ago) link

isn't tom still in his 20s?

― caek, Thursday, 29 May 2008 15:39 (sixteen years ago) link

nah just turned 30 like a month ago or something

― 69, Thursday, 29 May 2008 19:38 (sixteen years ago) link

happy birthday then

― jeff, Thursday, 29 May 2008 19:41 (sixteen years ago) link

i have a hot pocket waiting for me in the microwave so let me just say: happy belated birthday tom.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 29 May 2008 19:43 (sixteen years ago) link

lol

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 29 May 2008 19:47 (sixteen years ago) link

just a bunch of rich college kids ... that wanna talk about the politics of messenger bags and facebook profiles.

lolol sup bro

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 29 May 2008 20:26 (sixteen years ago) link

thanks jeff and kev!!

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 29 May 2008 22:06 (sixteen years ago) link

happy birthday tom! i bought that intelligence book you recommended, thanks!

― caek, Thursday, 29 May 2008 22:11 (sixteen years ago) link

just a bunch of rich college kids ... that wanna talk about the politics of messenger bags and facebook profiles.

lolol sup bro

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, May 29, 2008 3:26 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

can we get a board

― J0rdan S., Thursday, 29 May 2008 22:12 (sixteen years ago) link

ummmm

― Steve Shasta, Thursday, 29 May 2008 22:21 (sixteen years ago) link

SHAI HULUD?

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 29 May 2008 22:40 (sixteen years ago) link

hey, tom, welcome to 30sth lala land. happy belated birthday! :-)

― stevienixed, Friday, 30 May 2008 11:54 (sixteen years ago) link

Because it was terrible and a terrible idea.

-- Abbott, Sunday, June 1, 2008 7:55 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

You're getting MARRIED

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, June 1, 2008 7:55 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

― mh, Monday, 2 June 2008 21:01 (sixteen years ago) link

I know that I would probably feel very insecure about it if I dated a bisexual girl. I don't know, maybe not. But it kinda hits off a lot of irrational insecurity buttons in my head when I think about it.

-- Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Sunday, February 13, 2005 5:22 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

matthew OTM except replace the word "insecure" with "horny."

-- miccio (miccio), Sunday, February 13, 2005 5:46 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 05:07 (sixteen years ago) link

irrational horny buttons

― max, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 06:10 (sixteen years ago) link

the best kind

― latebloomer, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 08:38 (sixteen years ago) link

that really a zing? who wouldn't be horny if they dated a bisexual girl?

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 17:19 (sixteen years ago) link

a fat pineapple holder?

― jeff, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 17:31 (sixteen years ago) link

(i agree with you btw)

― jeff, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 17:32 (sixteen years ago) link

it started as a self zing and miccio calling it out made it to zing thread

― and what, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 17:55 (sixteen years ago) link

kind of sad but mostly zing

― and what, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 17:56 (sixteen years ago) link

also remember this was the touchy-feely ilx of 2005 so i wasnt sure if perpetua's insecurity was going to bring mockery or a crowd of kind of lol but mostly sad agreeing

― and what, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 17:57 (sixteen years ago) link

RIP strongo hulkington ;_;

― moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 17:59 (sixteen years ago) link

lol, touchy feely sharks

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 18:04 (sixteen years ago) link

Jaws 5: The Huggening

― latebloomer, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 19:29 (sixteen years ago) link

He's fighting the twin evils of dress sense and a balanced diet.

-- Dom Passantino, Tuesday, June 3, 2008 11:56 AM (5 days ago) Bookmark Link

Listerine all over monitor

― MPx4A, Sunday, 8 June 2008 20:42 (sixteen years ago) link

my drummer is in love with Phil Collins. the first time he told me, I thought he was joking. the second time, I accused him of joking. the third time, I was like "whatever." now I just accept it.

but inside I say "whatever".

-- Dominique, Wednesday, June 11, 2008 2:37 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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that was a great story

-- Surmounter, Wednesday, June 11, 2008 2:39 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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zing

-- deej, Wednesday, June 11, 2008 2:40 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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whatever

-- Surmounter, Wednesday, June 11, 2008 2:41 PM (42 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Wednesday, 11 June 2008 21:43 (sixteen years ago) link

Uh . . . zing?

is this double reverse psychology or triple reverse psychology?
-- Open your eyes; you can fly! (ex machina), Thursday, April 28, 2005 12:34 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

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Fuck you.
-- happy fun ball (kenan), Thursday, April 28, 2005 12:34 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Thursday, 12 June 2008 16:50 (sixteen years ago) link

i like "happy fun ball" as a screen name.

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 12 June 2008 17:10 (sixteen years ago) link

new moderator rule: do not taunt happy fun ball

― and what, Thursday, 12 June 2008 17:23 (sixteen years ago) link

Haven't heard this yet, but the rhythm section isn't supposed to be important. Coldplay have never been about dancing, most good music isn't.

-- Geir Hongro, Friday, 6 June 2008 11:35 (1 week ago) Link

give it a rest Geir, at this point your name is shorthand for that opinion so you don't need to really go so far as spelling it out any more

-- J0hn D., Friday, 6 June 2008 12:05 (1 week ago) Link

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Friday, 13 June 2008 13:24 (sixteen years ago) link

low hanging zing

― omar little, Friday, 13 June 2008 18:04 (sixteen years ago) link

i didnt like london orbital as much as i expected. can it be that he is more suited to fiction. the leyline smudged mysticism seemed forced, if he sees it everywhere, then it is nowhere.
in lights out for the territory, it was easy to buy into the romanticism, because i know it, i see it, i believe it, for those areas, at least to a certain extent. all that whitechapel business. i can believe it about the flightpath estates too, to an extent, but not everywhere. it felt forced, i didnt believe he believed it. and if he didnt believe it, why is he telling me?

-- charltonlido (gareth), Tuesday, June 1, 2004 2:24 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

hasn't stopped you ripping him off for the last three years, though, has it?
-- Marcello Carlin, Tuesday, June 1, 2004 2:28 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

― banriquit, Saturday, 14 June 2008 12:59 (sixteen years ago) link

it's funny that you call someone out for liking "trendy music" though, pipecock. aren't you all about theo parrish and disco edits? if i had a curly hair for every faux-bike-messenger looking dude in SF who reps basic channel and "underground disco", why, i'd have a neckbeard almost as thick as yours

-- moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, June 17, 2008 1:28 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

― and what, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 13:28 (sixteen years ago) link

hahaha damnnnnnnn

― latebloomer, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 14:03 (sixteen years ago) link

Why not stop being a dick and don't get yourself banned from anywhere.

-- Ed, Wednesday, June 18, 2008 5:13 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

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why not stop being a dick and calling people dicks

-- Surmounter, Wednesday, June 18, 2008 5:31 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Thursday, 19 June 2008 08:25 (sixteen years ago) link

A+

― caek, Thursday, 19 June 2008 08:29 (sixteen years ago) link

Yeah I really want to become a passive aggressive manipulative authoritarian cold bitch. Oh and my mum's pretty awful too.
Overshare?

-- VeronaInTheClub, Thursday, June 19, 2008 2:40 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Link

it's not really TMI if it's boring

-- El Tomboto, Thursday, June 19, 2008 2:42 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Link

http://www.icecoldservice.com/images/ics-jpeg.jpg

― banriquit, Thursday, 19 June 2008 10:48 (sixteen years ago) link

nice

― s1ocki, Thursday, 19 June 2008 15:56 (sixteen years ago) link

If we could still change names, I don't think I'd be able to resist changing mine to "Teddy Pender-ass"

And oh yeah, this is grebt.
-- The Reverend, Wednesday, February 28, 2007 2:19 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

The New, Slightly Improved ILM: you can't switch goofy aliases every five minutes, but you can still say "grebt"
-- Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, February 28, 2007 2:25 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

― J0rdan S., Saturday, 28 June 2008 08:11 (sixteen years ago) link

this must be added:

Favorite Books:

Bible, Wakeboard Magazine (that counts as a book)

........

....

...

..
.

THERE ARE NO WORDS

-- stephen, Saturday, 28 June 2008 07:50 (7 hours ago) Bookmark Link

wow you are easily amazed. must be nice.

-- memwer, Saturday, 28 June 2008 10:10 (5 hours ago) Bookmark Link

I still bet that guy is a shitload more fun to be around than "stephen" though

-- DJ Mencap, Saturday, 28 June 2008 13:45 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

― Noodle Vague, Saturday, 28 June 2008 15:19 (sixteen years ago) link

haha

― J0rdan S., Saturday, 28 June 2008 18:16 (sixteen years ago) link

omg @ pipecock zing

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 28 June 2008 18:18 (sixteen years ago) link

my rent is 362.50

-- deej.. (deej..), Friday, 2 February 2007 07:13 (1 year ago) Bookmark Link
who knew a room on sage francis nuts was so expensive

-- and what (ooo), Friday, 2 February 2007 07:17 (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

-- Dom Passantino, Thursday, May 29, 2008 9:04 AM (4 weeks ago) Bookmark Link

hahaha

― J0rdan S., Saturday, 28 June 2008 18:19 (sixteen years ago) link

outstanding

― banriquit, Saturday, 28 June 2008 18:20 (sixteen years ago) link

Ok, so what do we know about the people working on this? Have they done anything else worthwhile?

-- kingfish, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 16:55 (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

ian mckellen's been in a couple of films i think

-- DG, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 17:04 (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 16:18 (sixteen years ago) link

he HATES me

does seem like a quality poster otherwise tho

-- deeznuts, Friday, July 4, 2008 1:37 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

self zing

― jhøshea, Friday, 4 July 2008 17:55 (sixteen years ago) link

Hasn't it been the case for a while that 'improving' digital animation is a matter of degrading it, or limiting the amount of information per frame, to better mimic film?

-- C0L1N B..., Friday, July 4, 2008 4:59 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Link

"They can grow food, like corn and pizza!"

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, July 4, 2008 7:30 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

― s1ocki, Friday, 4 July 2008 22:35 (sixteen years ago) link

Amateurist, meet Livejournal. Livejournal, meet Amateurist. There you go. So nice to have introduced you two.

-- Tenacious Dee (Dee the Lurker), Friday, December 12, 2003 9:15 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Friday, 11 July 2008 05:13 (sixteen years ago) link

I think the production design would suffer most actually, at the time it seemed dark and fitting but now it would look ridiculously obviously Burton. And I'm not sure I was ever that keen on Nicholson's hammy Joker.

-- ledge, Friday, July 11, 2008 10:37 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

yeah, why would anyone ham it up playing THE JOKER? Jesus.

-- Dr Morbius, Friday, July 11, 2008 10:40 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

gotta give morbz his props sometimes

― some dude, Friday, 11 July 2008 14:47 (sixteen years ago) link

finally completed the caged turret advanced stage, and did it with flippin ease too and don't know what all the fuss was about etc etc.

and kicked ass on TF2 too, so after ten minutes turned it off and walked away feeling great.

and for some reason none of my HL games are working anymore, I keep getting internal driver errors!!

-- Ste, Monday, July 14, 2008 3:28 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

I don't know. Maybe update your graphics card driver?

-- Jeff LeVine, Monday, July 14, 2008 4:22 PM (39 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― s1ocki, Monday, 14 July 2008 17:02 (sixteen years ago) link

what is up with HOOS talking like a third-rate achewood character?

-- n/a, Thursday, 17 July 2008 15:01 (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Thursday, 17 July 2008 14:31 (sixteen years ago) link

^^ wasn't sure whether to put that here or truth bombs

― some dude, Thursday, 17 July 2008 16:20 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4J-xFMO-vM >>>>>>>>>>>>>> eminem

-- am0n, Friday, July 18, 2008 9:29 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

arrested development > am0n

-- gabbneb, Friday, July 18, 2008 9:42 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

kd lang = gabbneb

-- am0n, Friday, July 18, 2008 10:09 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

^ legit lolz

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 18 July 2008 17:45 (sixteen years ago) link

haha

― gr8080, Friday, 18 July 2008 17:48 (sixteen years ago) link

you know what was real in Brooklyn last night? Sixtysomethings doing the Mashed Potato at the Brian Wilson show.

-- Dr Morbius, Friday, July 18, 2008 3:23 PM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

so you had fun, huh

-- some dude, Friday, July 18, 2008 3:23 PM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

yeah you're the "winner"

-- Dr Morbius, Friday, July 18, 2008 3:57 PM (14 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Friday, 18 July 2008 19:59 (sixteen years ago) link

^^ wasn't sure whether to put that here or truth bombs

-- some dude, Thursday, July 17, 2008 4:20 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

oh its like that

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 18 July 2008 21:38 (sixteen years ago) link

http://youtube.com/watch?v=TJWSFu8nZVI

― some dude, Saturday, 19 July 2008 04:03 (sixteen years ago) link

http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll121/jameswsperman/animated_favicon1.gif

― the people's prince, Saturday, 19 July 2008 04:44 (sixteen years ago) link

OK, before the movie where I saw it, they had one of those dumbass trivia question loops running, and one required you to guess who said a particular quite: "Life is hard. After all, kills you." I yelled, "Heath Ledger!" Too soon?

-- Pancakes Hackman, Sunday, July 20, 2008 3:52 PM (55 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

no way dude that was so fucking awesome that you said that. thanks on behalf of everyone.

-- M@tt He1ges0n, Sunday, July 20, 2008 4:12 PM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Sunday, 20 July 2008 20:49 (sixteen years ago) link

how about when a semi-illiterate epsilon-minus moronic bottle of filth tries to camarade me into thinking it's got a handle on all my deepest animal impulses and needs, how about when this happens i get a little bit mad

-- Just got offed, Sunday, 20 July 2008 23:58 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

In fairness, they only needed to Google you...

-- Matt DC, Monday, 21 July 2008 00:07 (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Sunday, 20 July 2008 23:25 (sixteen years ago) link

oh shit lol

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 20 July 2008 23:43 (sixteen years ago) link

this has been a banner week for the zing thread.

― caek, Sunday, 20 July 2008 23:54 (sixteen years ago) link

how about when a semi-illiterate epsilon-minus moronic bottle of filth tries to camarade me into thinking it's got a handle on all my deepest animal impulses and needs, how about when this happens i get a little bit mad

I feel this way about my magic 8 ball

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 21 July 2008 15:46 (sixteen years ago) link

Go For It!

― Just got offed, Monday, 21 July 2008 16:05 (sixteen years ago) link

BRITISHES CONTENT

PF kind of reminding me of when Mr Logic goes to a prostitute in Viz

-- MPx4A, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 11:26 (43 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

END BRITISHES CONTENT

― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 10:28 (sixteen years ago) link

i am not britishes but that killed me.

― estela, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 10:37 (sixteen years ago) link

Any doubt that the mincing, unmarried 60-something man in my office is gay was put to rest when he came over to my cubicle just now giggling about some Sophia Petrillo zinger he'd just read in an online obit.

-- jaymc, Tuesday, July 22, 2008 3:16 PM (45 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i thought it was put to rest when he sucked you off in the men's room?

-- chicago kevin, Tuesday, July 22, 2008 3:19 PM (42 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 20:04 (sixteen years ago) link

How do you know this is the same tune Gygax was after?

-- Tuomas, Wednesday, July 23, 2008 12:48 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

He hummed it to me on his deathbed.

-- Steve Shasta, Wednesday, July 23, 2008 12:51 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― jed_, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 12:56 (sixteen years ago) link

where is this ^ from

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 13:23 (sixteen years ago) link

Help Identifying Late 80s - Early 90s Minimal Techno song

― jed_, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 17:23 (sixteen years ago) link

Anyone up for chatzin' this evenin'?

-- Bimble, Wednesday, July 23, 2008 8:22 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

nope.

-- gr8080, Wednesday, July 23, 2008 8:23 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

― J0rdan S., Thursday, 24 July 2008 03:32 (sixteen years ago) link

no way dude that was so fucking awesome that you said that. thanks on behalf of everyone.

loooooool

― dmr, Thursday, 24 July 2008 03:42 (sixteen years ago) link

.

― caek, Friday, 25 July 2008 01:03 (sixteen years ago) link

cut out the Black Freighter and the impression left is that Rorschach is the lone voice of morality, which is ridiculous

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, July 18, 2008 10:33 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

a nation weeps

-- jeff, Friday, July 18, 2008 10:38 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

― s1ocki, Sunday, 27 July 2008 14:34 (sixteen years ago) link

dude really kinda zings himself when he goes on a rant about how stupid people are for buying his beloved graphic novel because they heard about it form the trailer even tho that shit was like #79 on time's greatest book list in 2003

― s1ocki, Sunday, 27 July 2008 14:37 (sixteen years ago) link

You want your Second Amendment, here's where you keep right on paying for it.

-- Dingbod Kesterson, Monday, July 28, 2008 3:55 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

hey look a british person

-- and what, Monday, July 28, 2008 3:57 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

he'll make sense of this tragedy

-- and what, Monday, July 28, 2008 3:57 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― latebloomer, Monday, 28 July 2008 16:03 (sixteen years ago) link

i won't be the only one who thinks that's a self-zing.

― Frogman Henry, Monday, 28 July 2008 19:33 (sixteen years ago) link

altho admittedly marcello doesn't help himself with his next post.

― Frogman Henry, Monday, 28 July 2008 19:35 (sixteen years ago) link

East Coast/West Coast rap feud as analogy for Republican/Democrat demagoguery

― and what, Thursday, 31 July 2008 16:43 (sixteen years ago) link

Dudes, I read the WSJ sometimes 'cause it's in the office and it was this douchey even before Murdoch.

-- Michael White, Friday, August 1, 2008 1:53 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i was furious at their luna expose

-- and what, Friday, August 1, 2008 1:55 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― deej, Friday, 1 August 2008 19:00 (sixteen years ago) link

NO. (☃)

― am0n, Friday, 1 August 2008 23:39 (sixteen years ago) link

wanna know how to keep an idiot in suspense?

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, August 1, 2008 2:47 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

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give him a fake address and tell him it's rachael ray's house?

-- and what, Friday, August 1, 2008 2:49 PM (1 hour ago)

― jergins, Friday, 1 August 2008 23:42 (sixteen years ago) link

wait dingbod kesterson is marcello? confirm/deny/lol

― strgn, Friday, 1 August 2008 23:43 (sixteen years ago) link

confirm

― jergins, Friday, 1 August 2008 23:45 (sixteen years ago) link

lol

― s1ocki, Saturday, 2 August 2008 00:50 (sixteen years ago) link

sigh.

Well I'm off to work in a bit. Moving immediately afterwards in the morning and won't have the internet for probably a month or something. See you guys, um, sometime I suppose. Bye!

-- RabiesAngentleman, Friday, August 1, 2008 6:18 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

we'll miss u

-- gr8080, Friday, August 1, 2008 6:20 PM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― strgn, Saturday, 2 August 2008 01:52 (sixteen years ago) link

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z137/vivafan/StoneCold_Steve_Austin.jpg

― strgn, Saturday, 2 August 2008 01:52 (sixteen years ago) link

"if assholes could fly..." ought to read some history books that don't begin with the words "the politically incorrect guide to..."

-- J.D., Tuesday, August 5, 2008 5:48 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 18:54 (sixteen years ago) link

lol

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 22:03 (sixteen years ago) link

my supergeek brother sends me Penny Arcade links all the time and occasionally there's one I think is funny. every single one that Mordy has posted so far has sucked, though.

-- some dude, Tuesday, August 5, 2008 7:41 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

some dude sucks.

-- Mordy, Tuesday, August 5, 2008 7:54 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

some dude named Mordy.

-- some dude, Tuesday, August 5, 2008 7:57 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

OH NO YOU DIDN'T

-- Mordy, Tuesday, August 5, 2008 8:01 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 01:22 (sixteen years ago) link

I call that zing-off a draw, gentlemen.

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 01:23 (sixteen years ago) link

draw, my ass, neither of his posts in there are zings at all.

― some dude, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 04:50 (sixteen years ago) link

that just means you lost

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 04:52 (sixteen years ago) link

le mord :(

― some dude, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 05:23 (sixteen years ago) link

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This song triggers some really hard realizations for me, In a lot of ways I see myself as that "Desperado".

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I tell you who sounds a little desperado.

― and what, Friday, 8 August 2008 16:50 (sixteen years ago) link

Go for it. Shit, I'll even throw in that Southernplayalistic... is debatably the best rap album of '94.

-- nate p. (natepatrin), Thursday, October 26, 2006 4:16 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

you would lose that debate

-- and what, Friday, August 8, 2008 2:36 PM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

he's gone man, let him go

-- goole, Friday, August 8, 2008 2:37 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― some dude, Friday, 8 August 2008 19:14 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm looking forward to seeing this in Brooklyn. What I'm not looking forward to is running into every female I've ever had sex or gone on an awkward date with. Especially since I might go by myself. :[ my frineds are norms ::[

-- burt_stanton, Saturday, August 2, 2008 4:09 AM (6 days ago) Bookmark Link

hey, me too, burt. we can meet up and i will be yr wingman for meeting more 'females' to have sex or go on awkward dates with. too bad it's not under a bridge again this year, huh.

-- gabbneb, Saturday, August 2, 2008 4:55 AM (6 days ago) Bookmark Link

― gr8080, Friday, 8 August 2008 21:29 (sixteen years ago) link

Meme?

This song triggers some really hard realizations for me, In a lot of ways I see myself as that "Desperado".

This song triggers some really hard realizations for me, In a lot of ways I see myself as that "LOOKIN BOY".

― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Saturday, 9 August 2008 08:03 (sixteen years ago) link

loooooool @ e zing

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 9 August 2008 08:38 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm just saying is all, that you could make an argument for ANY place being the worst to live in. THAT is all I was trying to say.

-- VeronaInTheClub, Friday, June 13, 2008 2:48 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

Yes, you could make an argument for anything on earth, but many of these arguments would be retarded. THAT is all we were trying to say

-- roxymuzak, Friday, June 13, 2008 2:50 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Saturday, 9 August 2008 22:05 (sixteen years ago) link

no Ned, I have no idea what any of you are thinkin'. Tender mercies.

-- Dr Morbius, Tuesday, August 12, 2008 3:28 PM (38 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

mostly "lol, u old"

-- Kerm, Tuesday, August 12, 2008 3:38 PM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― dan m, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 21:06 (sixteen years ago) link

it's a zing the 500th time?

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 21:11 (sixteen years ago) link

commemorative edition

― Kerm, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 21:14 (sixteen years ago) link

it's a zing the 500th time?

-- Dr Morbius, Tuesday, August 12, 2008 4:11 PM (Tuesday, August 12, 2008 4:11 PM) Bookmark Link

some things get better with age and, sadly, others don't.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 21:41 (sixteen years ago) link

okay THAT was a zing

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 21:42 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm sorry, I laughed.

― Trayce, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 05:34 (sixteen years ago) link

kev, how long do you want unemployment benefits to last?

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 13:45 (sixteen years ago) link

i've never collected unemployment. i don't understand the question.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 14:53 (sixteen years ago) link

but forever i guess? for as long as people need it? i dunno morbs, how long do you want them to last?

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 14:53 (sixteen years ago) link

here's an idea: dont look for girls to move in with

-- deeznuts, Wednesday, July 16, 2008 3:51 PM Bookmark Link

here's an idea: STOP POSTING

-- deej, Wednesday, July 16, 2008 4:52 PM Bookmark Link

― and what, Friday, 15 August 2008 18:13 (sixteen years ago) link

Waking up with girlfriend holding a knife over me.

-- The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Saturday, August 16, 2008 10:37 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

She probably wanted you to do a gastric bypass on her.

-- The Reverend, Saturday, August 16, 2008 11:03 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

― gr8080, Sunday, 17 August 2008 13:16 (sixteen years ago) link

also the next time i hear the word "brave" being used by a commentator, i will punch a fucking hole in my laptop screen

-- Just got offed, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 16:09 (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

please please do

-- lex pretend, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 16:11 (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― caek, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 15:26 (sixteen years ago) link

oh come on that was so fucking obvious and lame

― Just got offed, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 15:27 (sixteen years ago) link

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b348/linda-u/S-mad-u-crew.jpg

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 15:28 (sixteen years ago) link

xp, I respectfully disagree.

― caek, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 15:40 (sixteen years ago) link

oh come on that was so fucking obvious and lame

-- Just got offed, Tuesday, August 19, 2008 3:27 PM (55 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

^^^ what's really lame. take it like a man

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 16:24 (sixteen years ago) link

When I posted that originally I even thought "yeah that's probably what you'd want" to myself, then The Lex storms in with his usual lack of sophistication and whaddaya know, it's like playschool again. I'm not taking it like a man if it's delivered like a brat. I receive tens of zings per week and honest to god that's one of the weakest in a while.

― Just got offed, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 16:34 (sixteen years ago) link

jesus.... grow some thicker skin, dipshit.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 16:40 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm gonna agree on louis, it seems a bit daft a load of people rallying around to support some annoying, totally obvious jibe

― I know, right?, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 16:41 (sixteen years ago) link

dude i'm not butthurt at the zing, i'm merely astonished that ppl are finding it funny!

cheers T

― Just got offed, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 16:44 (sixteen years ago) link

"a load of people rallying around to support"
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v641/neogeoarcade/transfer/newconfused-1.gif

― sleep, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 16:47 (sixteen years ago) link

I dunno, it's just such a whatever thing to say and there's like four people calling louis for calling the guy on that.

― I know, right?, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 16:49 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm calling Louis on expecting the zing thread to be funny when it's really only like 10% funny

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 16:50 (sixteen years ago) link

STOP TRYING TO ZING ME AND ZING ME

― Just got offed, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 16:51 (sixteen years ago) link

i think more people are calling louis out for donning the captain butthurt cape over a lazy zing that he set himself up for.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 16:52 (sixteen years ago) link

i'd rather just insult you, retard.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 16:52 (sixteen years ago) link

It didn't come across as butthurt, the joke of him leaving himself intentionally open was ruined by such a shit filling in the blank zing. Like, the punchline was in the joke and it added nothing.

― I know, right?, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 16:53 (sixteen years ago) link

nah my indignance is purely over the fact that it's made it onto the hallowed zing thread, and i suspect (well know) that it's only here because lol J4gger lol he's a target

xpost to chicago kevin bronze medal in the fucking olympics man

― Just got offed, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 16:54 (sixteen years ago) link

yes yes but you can't call ppl on zings they make about you, it is poor zing etiquette

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 16:54 (sixteen years ago) link

^^ that.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 16:55 (sixteen years ago) link

the hallowed zing thread

this is yr first problem
also curtis otm

― sleep, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 16:56 (sixteen years ago) link

oh my GOD just SHUT UP

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 16:56 (sixteen years ago) link

^this^

― I know, right?, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 16:56 (sixteen years ago) link

the proper response would have been for louis to accept the lame zing silently until I know, right? came to his defense

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 16:57 (sixteen years ago) link

we need a book of etiquette

― I know, right?, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 16:58 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.museumofconceptualart.com/Jesusisms_vs_Bushisms/images/Turn%20Other%20Cheek.jpg

― omar little, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 17:01 (sixteen years ago) link

i thought louis was banned from noize

― max, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 17:59 (sixteen years ago) link

That was early Louis. This is mid-period Louis.

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 19:12 (sixteen years ago) link

can he be banned again? he is pretty awesome at sucking the fun out of the threads he posts on.

― caek, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 19:40 (sixteen years ago) link

if you dont want to get zinged stop throwing such dramatic shit fits every time somebody breaks your balls. if you're the zingee you don't get judge the zing. sorry, that's how it works. conflict of interest.

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 20:47 (sixteen years ago) link

who banned louis?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 22:26 (sixteen years ago) link

check the admin log.

ba-ZING!

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 22:27 (sixteen years ago) link

;]

― sleep, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 00:34 (sixteen years ago) link

hey louis you are pretty good at calling attention to yourself

― gr8080, Thursday, 21 August 2008 00:06 (sixteen years ago) link

fuck. this is creepy

yeah it would've fooled me

-- Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, August 21, 2008 1:21 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

No, in 1998 this would have repulsed me

-- El Tomboto, Thursday, August 21, 2008 1:22 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

tom I'll bet you got front-row seats for The Spirits Within

-- Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, August 21, 2008 1:24 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― latebloomer, Thursday, 21 August 2008 01:27 (sixteen years ago) link

I hate the King James Bible so much! It's super super boring up until Revelations, which doesn't actually make any sense.

(Actually Song of Solomon and the 2nd letter to the Corinthians are okay but I can really do without the rest unless it's set to music.)

-- HI DERE, Friday, 22 August 2008 21:57 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

What about the book of Challops

-- elmo argonaut, Friday, 22 August 2008 22:00 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Friday, 22 August 2008 21:09 (sixteen years ago) link

share your technique!!
-- Tracer Hand

ha its not like i have something virtuoso crazy going or anything, like for the strays its

2006 >
+ random rnb
+ random rap
+ dancehall, riddim subsets, soca, oldskool
+ random grime > radio rips, sets, shop clips, rng
+ random random

big deal. if u listen to new music all day ur not fucking with well tagged business, and nor would i be able to work with searching for stray nobody artists i never heard of and might never remember again; alba likes to bust the pretence of being an organic feely starchild all about the music maaan but really itunes is far more set up for bitter shopkeeper learned id3 scholarship than winamp, which is a bit clunkier i suppose but still has a way more colloqial relation to the way ppl listen to music cos it bloody well reminds u ur listening to fucking mp3s on a fucking computer, whats that got to do with real life! like ooh, u can add poxy *starzz* to remember if u like something, how human! (this sort of totally fake 'feature' is 100000x gayer than any wonky ashley simpson skin on a winamp btw)

-- rtcotm (mwah), Wednesday, March 22, 2006 2:57 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

r u a chav
-- R.I.P. Concrete Octopus ]-`: is a guy with a belly button piercing (ex machina), Wednesday, March 22, 2006 6:44 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Sunday, 24 August 2008 22:05 (sixteen years ago) link

Hey, I've had a great idea. Let's all take the piss out of the grief stricken tv presenter who's lying cold on a mortuary slab after topping himself.

Who's in?

-- Billy Dods, Sunday, April 13, 2008 4:08 PM

Me, Enrique, and DG if he feels like it.

-- Dom Passantino, Sunday, April 13, 2008 4:21 PM

― am0n, Monday, 25 August 2008 13:44 (sixteen years ago) link

Who is this Dennis Perrin again?

-- Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, August 26, 2008 3:47 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

like morbs, he failed at comedy, but on a bigger stage

-- gabbneb, Tuesday, August 26, 2008 3:49 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 19:55 (sixteen years ago) link

<img src="http://www.stuartngbooks.com/price_ice_cold_war_20415.jpg";>

― jeff, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 20:29 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.stuartngbooks.com/price_ice_cold_war_20415.jpg

― jeff, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 20:29 (sixteen years ago) link

im gay

-- deeznuts, Saturday, 30 August 2008 06:15 (11 hours ago) Link

jk

-- deeznuts, Saturday, 30 August 2008 06:15 (11 hours ago) Link

I'm interested

-- Eric H., Saturday, 30 August 2008 06:26 (11 hours ago) Link

jk

-- Eric H., Saturday, 30 August 2008 06:26 (11 hours ago) Link

― Drew Daniel, Saturday, 30 August 2008 18:01 (sixteen years ago) link

ha i came here to post that one

― J0rdan S., Saturday, 30 August 2008 20:45 (sixteen years ago) link

SEPTEMBER, as the tear gas stings our eyes WDYLL

― omar little, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 21:54 (sixteen years ago) link

he zings both ways

― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 22:47 (sixteen years ago) link

omar little (23:35:34): so this is how ilx ends, not with a bang but a wanker

― Just got offed, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 22:49 (sixteen years ago) link

The london paper "thelondonpaper" has a sex blogger called Andy Jones whose column I stumbled across last week. It seemed to consist of using a fake tan subplot to support the fact that he, "thelondonpaper" columnist Andy Jones, had once again had a vigorous all-night (and all-morning, as he helpfully specified) sex session with a "truly beautiful" lady. And then, instead of using his sex blogging authority to helpfully remind her that she shouldn't use fake tan, had merely left her with a kiss, demonstrating both tact and sensitivity, not to mention a romantic streak. Sex blogger Andy Jones thus left us in little doubt that he has regular sex, and is not shy to blog about this in "thelondonpaper".

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― J4gger Dynamic Pentangle (Just got offed), Saturday, September 13, 2008 4:38 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

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The web site "ilxor.com" has a sex poster called Louis J4gger whose post I stumbled across last year. It seemed to consist of using a truth or dare subplot to support the fact that he, "ilxor.com" poster Louis J4gger, had once again had a vigorous all-night masturbation session with a three other dudes. And then, instead of using his sex posting authority to helpfully remind us that we shouldn't play sex truth or dare, he had merely tossed another dude off, demonstrating both tact and sensitivity, not to mention a romantic streak. Poster Louis J4gger thus left us in little doubt that he has regular sex truth or dare sessions, and is not shy to post about this on "ilxor.com".

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― funky house truther (J0rdan S.), Saturday, September 13, 2008 4:44 PM Bookmark

― The Juan MacCain (The Reverend), Sunday, 14 September 2008 02:03 (sixteen years ago) link

tour de force

― HOOS clique iphones fool get ya steen on (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 14 September 2008 02:05 (sixteen years ago) link

low hanging fruit

― caek, Sunday, 14 September 2008 13:24 (sixteen years ago) link

how the hell do you own TRON and WarGames but not Real Genius

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 17 September 2008 01:47 (11 hours ago) Permalink

people repping for ACO need to get off the internet and finish their college algebra homework

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 17 September 2008 01:48 (11 hours ago) Permalink

yeah let's go back to repping for real movies like tron

― J.D., Wednesday, 17 September 2008 02:04 (11 hours ago) Permalink

― Edward III, Wednesday, 17 September 2008 13:31 (sixteen years ago) link

It's all a bit "how long is a piece of string?" really.

How much is an artwork worth? Whatever people will pay for it.

Though Ed is right - with Hirsts and football teams, it probably is more about status than money. But then again, part of the problem is how much of the vast sums of money that city boys, for example, are paid is about status, rather than value? (Totally different topic there.)

― Sweaty and Cowbelled (Masonic Boom), Wednesday, 17 September 2008 14:55 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Oddly enough I said the following:

I have nothing in principle against anyone making lots of money, provided that they don't kill or harm anyone else by doing so.

But the flaunting of it I find obscene.

I usually assume that disproving an argument necessarily presupposes having grasped the argument first.

Clearly some of those millions would be far more wisely spent funding adult literacy classes.

― Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, 17 September 2008 16:03 (50 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I'm sorry, there is no adult literacy class that enable me to see inside the seething morass that is your head and figure out exactly where your personal definition of "flaunting" begins and ends.

― Sweaty and Cowbelled (Masonic Boom), Wednesday, 17 September 2008 16:06 (48 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

You two are so cute! I for one approve of this ILX coupling. Let those against speak now or forever hold their peace!

― hyggeligt, Wednesday, 17 September 2008 16:22 (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Question: Does the old "get a room" meme ever get invoked when two straight males engage in a long-running dispute?

― Sweaty and Cowbelled (Masonic Boom), Wednesday, 17 September 2008 16:28 (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Didn't that just happen???

― hyggeligt, Wednesday, 17 September 2008 16:29 (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Wednesday, 17 September 2008 15:55 (sixteen years ago) link

too-long; worth-the-read

― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 17 September 2008 16:02 (sixteen years ago) link

:-o

― art tatum HOOS & chopped (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 17 September 2008 19:00 (sixteen years ago) link

Does there happen to be a problem with reviving search results? I seem to be able to post to threads on the new answers page, but nothing happens when I try to post to a search result thread :-(

― StanM, Sunday, September 21, 2008 11:30 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Or am I not seeing some 'this thread is locked' message or symbol?

― StanM, Sunday, September 21, 2008 11:31 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Example: searched for Jerry Springer the Opera, tried to reply to the thread with the funny dom and bab question for stupid hahaha reasons, submit button sent me straight back to the reply box several times in a row. Gave up.

― StanM, Sunday, September 21, 2008 11:35 AM (56 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

New ILX has a feature that can automatically detect when a post is not funny and it prevents you from posting it.

― Mr. Que, Sunday, September 21, 2008 11:37 AM (54 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

seems to be broken already lol

― They're a '90s odd couple. And an odds-on choice for laughs. (blueski), Sunday, September 21, 2008 11:43 AM (48 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Sunday, 21 September 2008 22:33 (sixteen years ago) link

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quite crappy computer generated effects in this crappy piece of shit, even some crappy movies have better ones

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Can you do better? if you can't do any better than them, then shut the fuck up!

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go suck fat cock you

― The Plastic Fork (Pashmina), Monday, 22 September 2008 17:15 (sixteen years ago) link

whole movie should have taken place on the planet with no humans. that ruined a heart-tugging robot love story that could have been genius

― Adam Bruneau, Tuesday, September 23, 2008 3:39 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^^ art student

― Iron Queef (libcrypt), Tuesday, September 23, 2008 3:41 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 23 September 2008 05:39 (sixteen years ago) link

WALL E ZING!!

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 23 September 2008 05:39 (sixteen years ago) link

haha! lolling out loud

― caek, Tuesday, 23 September 2008 10:30 (sixteen years ago) link

it was "WALL E ZING!!" that scored the lol but twas a lol nonethless

― argle bargle HOOSa slobber (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 23 September 2008 10:40 (sixteen years ago) link

"Iron Queef" is what made me laugh.

― The Plastic Fork (Pashmina), Tuesday, 23 September 2008 10:45 (sixteen years ago) link

This thread makes me sad ;_;

― You are wrong (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 23 September 2008 21:38 (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

we can see, your crying face has somehow been scanned onto your message

― The Atlantis Mystery Solved! (Frogman Henry), Tuesday, 23 September 2008 21:53 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― You are wrong (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 23 September 2008 11:55 (sixteen years ago) link

lol

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 23 September 2008 14:02 (sixteen years ago) link

from sister ray thread:

17 minutes of pointless wankery.

― Geir Hongro, Thursday, 25 September 2008 10:40 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Geir Hongro = 48 years of pointless wankery

― Tom D is a rattly old puffin, who remembers ILX in the days when... (Tom D.), Thursday, 25 September 2008 10:42 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― like a Song thrush on honey (stevie), Friday, 26 September 2008 14:23 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.silacz.pl/images/Activ20Burn_med.jpg

― jigglepanda.gif (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 26 September 2008 17:28 (sixteen years ago) link

Can somebody talk me through how that killfile thing works?

― Noodle Vague, Monday, October 22, 2007 11:12 AM (11 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

1) buy hammer
2) smash computer to pieces

― grimly fiendish, Monday, October 22, 2007 11:14 AM (11 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Okay I've got a hammer, now can somebody tell me where max r's computer is?

― Noodle Vague, Monday, October 22, 2007 11:16 AM (11 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― and what, Friday, 26 September 2008 19:15 (sixteen years ago) link

really marcello, jacking it all in to be a 3rd rate lex biter ill befits.

― this is not america's next top best friend (r|t|c), Monday, September 29, 2008 11:18 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― s1ocki, Monday, 29 September 2008 13:54 (sixteen years ago) link

wow

― caek, Monday, 29 September 2008 13:55 (sixteen years ago) link

Just came here to post that.

― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Monday, 29 September 2008 15:05 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.amnews.com/clay/cold%20ice%20blog.jpg

― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Monday, 29 September 2008 15:06 (sixteen years ago) link

where from?

― graft Veronica's limbless torso to the 'paalmino' pony called Juno (stevie), Monday, 29 September 2008 16:13 (sixteen years ago) link

"Marcello discovers TI" thread.

― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Monday, 29 September 2008 19:21 (sixteen years ago) link

awesome awesome AWESOME.

― eman, Tuesday, 30 September 2008 00:31 (sixteen years ago) link

why am I scratching my head in 2008 and wondering why what's left standing is two albums released nearly 8 years ago?

― Popture, Tuesday, October 7, 2008 2:03 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

that is such a lame rare opinion :(

― wilter, Tuesday, October 7, 2008 2:08 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 7 October 2008 02:12 (sixteen years ago) link

so basically brokaw is asking questions without followups,

rong - see my link above

― gabbneb, Tuesday, 7 October 2008 18:12 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

no one clicks your links, film at 11

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 7 October 2008 18:13 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― graft Veronica's limbless torso to the 'paalmino' pony called Juno (stevie), Tuesday, 7 October 2008 17:19 (sixteen years ago) link

Anyone else on this boat?

http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/conditions/10/07/creativity.depression/index.html

― burt_stanton, Tuesday, October 7, 2008 9:57 PM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I wasn't aware that you suffered from creativity.

― Everything is Highlighted (Hurting 2), Tuesday, October 7, 2008 10:00 PM (30 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― graft Veronica's limbless torso to the 'paalmino' pony called Juno (stevie), Tuesday, 7 October 2008 21:32 (sixteen years ago) link

At 34, Garvey is about 20 years younger than Marcello.

― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 9 October 2008 15:44 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Projection, Nicholas, always projection.

I am neither desperate nor is my youth "fast-escaping." I'm younger and smarter than you'll ever be. Now get back to Virgin Radio. There's a chance they might play "All You Good, Good People" within the next 72 hours.

― A. FIND MISSING LINK B. PUT IT TOGETHER C. BANG! (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 9 October 2008 15:56 (48 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Much further along the autism spectrum, too.

― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 9 October 2008 16:00 (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 9 October 2008 15:45 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm younger and smarter than you'll ever be.

what the hell?

― and what, Thursday, 9 October 2008 15:51 (sixteen years ago) link

Marcello has really gone off the deep end recently.

― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 9 October 2008 15:53 (sixteen years ago) link

To the point where when he's arguing with Kate she comes across as a perfectly normal and balanced person.

― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 9 October 2008 15:53 (sixteen years ago) link

why did he quit that time? I'm out of the loop.

― caek, Thursday, 9 October 2008 15:57 (sixteen years ago) link

When the LBZC were bumping all of those old Dog Latin threads, Matt DC banned me, Michael Px4A, and (I think) Quitney. Px4a and Marcello both work for the NHS, so when the IP ban came in Marcello took some collateral damage and then old ILX London grievances meant that Marcy thought that Matt DC was targeting him.

― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 9 October 2008 16:00 (sixteen years ago) link

good grief.

― caek, Thursday, 9 October 2008 16:18 (sixteen years ago) link

where has quitney gone, btw?

― caek, Thursday, 9 October 2008 16:18 (sixteen years ago) link

He's posting as "spanish bitches call me pancho" or something now.

― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 9 October 2008 16:22 (sixteen years ago) link

is he hiding on 77?

― caek, Thursday, 9 October 2008 16:22 (sixteen years ago) link

Nah, "threads of UK significance".

― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 9 October 2008 16:25 (sixteen years ago) link

Marcello has really gone off the deep end recently.

― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 9 October 2008 15:53

not to get all lol scare quotes but.. "recently"

― eman, Thursday, 9 October 2008 18:03 (sixteen years ago) link

http://dreibholz.com/media/projects/00_saiew_.jpg

― velko, Thursday, 9 October 2008 18:20 (sixteen years ago) link

I get a "user identity invalid or using bad browser" (paraphrase) error. I'm using IE 7, is there something else I need to do?

― nickn, Sunday, October 12, 2008 2:24 AM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

stop using internet explorer?

― Every Day Jimmy Mod Is Hustlin' (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, October 12, 2008 2:48 AM (40 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Every Day Jimmy Mod Is Hustlin' (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 12 October 2008 06:50 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.cnra.net/media/yellowCard.jpg

― Poll Wall (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 12 October 2008 09:47 (sixteen years ago) link

lame zing + reposting self to excelsior-type thread = headshake

― 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Sunday, 12 October 2008 11:47 (sixteen years ago) link

It's fairly well known in media circles that although married, Haider had a healthy interest in younger men

Why am I not surprised by this?

― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Saturday, October 11, 2008 10:48 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I hate to think.

― Alba, Saturday, October 11, 2008 10:51 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

― jabba hands, Sunday, 12 October 2008 13:05 (sixteen years ago) link

LJ moving past policing zings people make only on him

― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Sunday, 12 October 2008 20:04 (sixteen years ago) link

^^^not a zing btw

― 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Sunday, 12 October 2008 20:12 (sixteen years ago) link

butthurt your whole life is no way to live, louis

― M@tt He1ges0n, Monday, 13 October 2008 00:53 (sixteen years ago) link

i noticed it too, fwiw.

― highly theoretical, of course. (tehresa), Monday, 13 October 2008 01:29 (sixteen years ago) link

and the "40 seconds ago"... just not okay.

― highly theoretical, of course. (tehresa), Monday, 13 October 2008 01:29 (sixteen years ago) link

i was also deeply perturbed by '40 seconds ago'.

― estela, Monday, 13 October 2008 01:36 (sixteen years ago) link

let's all agree, it was a lame zing and then it was posted to the zing thread.

― Mr. Que, Monday, 13 October 2008 02:06 (sixteen years ago) link

bye the "zinger". that's the real offense.

― highly theoretical, of course. (tehresa), Monday, 13 October 2008 02:22 (sixteen years ago) link

ah yeah forgot that part too. bad news all around

― Mr. Que, Monday, 13 October 2008 02:23 (sixteen years ago) link

*by

― highly theoretical, of course. (tehresa), Monday, 13 October 2008 02:26 (sixteen years ago) link

guys it might of been deliberate

― Glans Christian Christian christian Christian Andersen (MPx4A), Monday, 13 October 2008 08:39 (sixteen years ago) link

just came up with awesome new display name idea

― disdick (Hurting 2), Tuesday, October 14, 2008 10:44 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

what is it

― estela, Tuesday, October 14, 2008 11:36 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark

― disdick (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 15 October 2008 03:54 (sixteen years ago) link

I was joking about it being "awesome" but still a good zing

― disdick (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 15 October 2008 03:54 (sixteen years ago) link

posting zings you're victim to: magnanimous or something else?

― s1ocki, Wednesday, 15 October 2008 05:15 (sixteen years ago) link

joking

― Matt P, Wednesday, 15 October 2008 05:30 (sixteen years ago) link

LJ, your thoughts?

― caek, Wednesday, 15 October 2008 11:06 (sixteen years ago) link

LJ, your thoughts?

― caek, Wednesday, 15 October 2008 11:06 (1 hour ago) Bookmark

― 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Wednesday, 15 October 2008 12:34 (sixteen years ago) link

haha

― caek, Wednesday, 15 October 2008 17:56 (sixteen years ago) link

Stadium Star [Kathryn Jean Lopez]

Palin didn't need Greek columns. People react to her because they believe she represents what the Greeks established.

― and what, Saturday, October 18, 2008 7:31 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Anal sex?

― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Saturday, October 18, 2008 7:33 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark

― m coleman, Monday, 20 October 2008 09:24 (sixteen years ago) link

No president in my lifetime has grown in the job, except malevolently.

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, October 14, 2008 9:39 AM (6 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Maybe you're the problem.

― Kerm, Tuesday, October 14, 2008 9:47 AM (6 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― and what, Monday, 20 October 2008 15:00 (sixteen years ago) link

and what, if you think that's crazy talk, I welcome you to poo-poo the idea and snap me out of it. seriously.

― Woman Who Force Madonna At House Party To Make Bold Statement (Mackro Mackro), Monday, October 20, 2008 12:27 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

thinking maybe the burden of proof is on the guy who thinks there'll be snipers at polling places??

― and what, Monday, October 20, 2008 4:39 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― latebloomer, Monday, 20 October 2008 20:37 (sixteen years ago) link

thank God for this thread, huh

― Dr Morbius, Monday, 20 October 2008 21:13 (sixteen years ago) link

i thought you were an athiest

― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Monday, 20 October 2008 21:42 (sixteen years ago) link

Oh man, one of the first times I ever drank any alcohol was when during recess I found a six-pack of Zima next to some used condoms in the parking lot. Some other kids dared me to drink some and I accepted the challenge by taking a few swigs. That incident haunted me through all of middle school.

RIP

― latebloomer, Monday, October 20, 2008 10:12 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

you should clarify your post a little

― goole, Monday, October 20, 2008 10:17 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― latebloomer, Monday, 20 October 2008 22:32 (sixteen years ago) link

grady bringin' the Morbz zings before a live studio audience

― MacElby's Puddin'© (stevie), Monday, 20 October 2008 23:44 (sixteen years ago) link

lol the latebloomer one

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 21 October 2008 04:54 (sixteen years ago) link

guys these are excelsiors, not zings. /lj

― highly theoretical, of course. (tehresa), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 05:48 (sixteen years ago) link

lj gets all bitch-mode when you post zings in the excelsior thread too tho

― Teddy Riley (The Reverend), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 05:49 (sixteen years ago) link

he's nothing to be afraid of, Teddy Riley

― goole, Tuesday, 21 October 2008 05:58 (sixteen years ago) link

I don't think anyone said otherwise

― Teddy Riley (The Reverend), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 05:59 (sixteen years ago) link

slocki coming correct:

OK I sort of relented. I noticed a MAJOR OFFICE CHAIN selling the now "out of date" models at a marked down price and I managed to convince them to throw in an extra meg of RAM too. So I did make the great crossover (so I don't have to replace THIS too soon hopefully unlike a PC laptop which would have become bloated as fuck in five minutes anyway) despite my annoyance. You can't win with anyone...but my new "old" MacBook sure is nice.

― its cool bro i'm a rugby league player (King Boy Pato), Saturday, October 18, 2008 5:58 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

wow, an extra meg of ram. you must be a real power user.

― s1ocki, Saturday, October 18, 2008 11:31 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark

― jordan s (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 06:47 (sixteen years ago) link

also, the way the 'gay invasion' was feared by the working-class Irish in the nabe in ways somewhat like racial integration elsewhere. (so Milk made his first political deals with Teamsters, firemen, etc)

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, October 21, 2008 12:31 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

You mean he compromised and dealt with other groups in order to ensure greater visibility and political possibilities? Who knew!

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, October 21, 2008 12:34 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― ☑ (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 17:59 (sixteen years ago) link

just call it bash Morbs thread, cocksuckers?

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 21 October 2008 20:37 (sixteen years ago) link

don't turn into a jagger dude!!

― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 21 October 2008 20:40 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/10/08-15/mick_jagger.jpg

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 21 October 2008 20:48 (sixteen years ago) link

well played

― the whoopi goldberg variations (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 23:15 (sixteen years ago) link

Sigh, I guess life must be pointless. Funny. I feel kinda happy for pointlessness, though.

― Hello Cthulhu (kate), Tuesday, March 21, 2006 10:30 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

LIFE IS POINTLESS ONCE YOU ARE OLD UGLY AND PRONE TO VIOLENT MOOD SWINGS DUE TO YOUR ROTTING WOMB

― R.I.P. Concrete Octopus ]-`: is a guy with a belly button piercing (ex machina), Tuesday, March 21, 2006 10:32 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― and what, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 19:59 (sixteen years ago) link

ilXor.com

User has been successfully banned for 9 days.
Return to Front Page

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 20:02 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.joelfroomkin.com/images/latest%20poster.JPG

― velko, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 20:15 (sixteen years ago) link

O MY GOD NINE DAYS YOU BETTA HAVE MORE SAKI

― Tyrone Quattlebaum (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 22 October 2008 20:50 (sixteen years ago) link

great ideas captainlorax, luckily i am the president of sony, please give me your address and i will send a limousine filled with scientists to help you build your machine, and babes

― max, Thursday, October 23, 2008 2:25 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

― milling through the grinder, grinding through the mill (S-), Thursday, 23 October 2008 04:24 (sixteen years ago) link

Workplace Spouses

― 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Saturday, 25 October 2008 08:48 (sixteen years ago) link

oh shi--

― goole, Saturday, 25 October 2008 14:29 (sixteen years ago) link

estela!!

― s1ocki, Saturday, 25 October 2008 15:21 (sixteen years ago) link

There should be a hall of fame for first post ILX zings.

― jigglepanda.gif (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 25 October 2008 15:31 (sixteen years ago) link

http://images.usatoday.com/life/_photos/2005/10/04/inside-dvd-streetcar2.jpg

― Tyrone Quattlebaum (Hurting 2), Saturday, 25 October 2008 17:11 (sixteen years ago) link

There should be a hall of fame for first post ILX zings.

― jigglepanda.gif (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, October 25, 2008 5:31 AM (13 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

was thinking about this lately. or maybe just threads with first posts/ replies of value

― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Sunday, 26 October 2008 05:19 (sixteen years ago) link

I'll start it.

― jigglepanda.gif (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 26 October 2008 05:38 (sixteen years ago) link

23. T/S: "Clit-on" vs "Girly hard-on"?

― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, January 9, 2008 12:24 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

That should be 26 but whatevs.

― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, January 9, 2008 12:26 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

"mirage"

― estela, Wednesday, January 9, 2008 12:30 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Well, what one do you have when reading my posts?

― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, January 9, 2008 12:37 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

your posts usually provoke quite dry responses from people, esteban.

― estela, Wednesday, January 9, 2008 12:56 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― MacElby's Puddin'© (stevie), Sunday, 26 October 2008 20:24 (sixteen years ago) link

Grunge was the middle of the 90s. The 90s began around 1986-87 with the synthpop bands losing popularity while Run DMC discovered guitars and house music got massive. They haven't ended yet.

― Geir Hongro, Saturday, 1 November 2008 00:45 (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

(and will not end until hip-hop becomes roughly as relevant as prog rock was in 1985)

― Geir Hongro, Saturday, 1 November 2008 00:45 (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

grunge was the finale of 80s US underground rock culture something you know less about than most things, which is saying something

― M@tt He1ges0n, Saturday, 1 November 2008 00:46 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Killing Jokes Bruv (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Saturday, 1 November 2008 00:53 (sixteen years ago) link

I think I prefer the factual zings these days tbh. Little classier.

― Killing Jokes Bruv (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Saturday, 1 November 2008 00:54 (sixteen years ago) link

: { close thread. i'm going to bed.

― burt_stanton groove machine (burt_stanton), Wednesday, November 5, 2008 12:43 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

don't wake up.

― BYE! GOOD (latebloomer), Wednesday, November 5, 2008 12:45 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Whiney G. VanWyngarden, one half of indie duo MGMT (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 5 November 2008 07:10 (sixteen years ago) link

lol

― jaxon, Wednesday, 5 November 2008 07:30 (sixteen years ago) link

the writing will be as equally frustrating. it'll just make me want to read tim finney's 500, or matos's or tom ewing's 500, rather than 10-20 scattered entries in a book rammed full of shit indie kid purple prose (ie it'll be like pfork itself in book form!! except it won't make my computer crash at least)

― lex pretend, Thursday, 6 November 2008 19:27 (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

also yeah wtf is the point of "month in grime/techno/whatever" columns when you don't think enough of the genres to represent them in a self-declaring all-encompassing project like this?? but somehow find the room for fucking nonentities like "band of horses" and "jens lekman" and actually ghastly shit like art brut???

ok whatever i don't care. fucking pfork though, get it out of my face.

― lex pretend, Thursday, 6 November 2008 19:30 (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

that you care too much is your cross to bear, you brave soul.

― some dude, Thursday, 6 November 2008 19:36 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 6 November 2008 19:41 (sixteen years ago) link

i will weigh in with the idea that breasts and genitals are much more exciting when you don't see them flopping about in the open all day long

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― NURSES! WE AT FRUIT AT WORK! (John Justen), Wednesday, November 5, 2008 8:36 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

we were talking about four year olds

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― the perfect blovian move (gbx), Wednesday, November 5, 2008 8:37 AM Bookmark

― ¯\(°_o)/¯ (The Reverend), Friday, 7 November 2008 07:41 (sixteen years ago) link

*flop*

― ban or astroban? (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 7 November 2008 07:48 (sixteen years ago) link

Kerry is just bad as a candidate. (and is often more liberal than The One)

― Dr Morbius, Thursday, November 6, 2008 10:17 AM (6 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

don't you mean That One, morbs?

― gabbneb, Thursday, November 6, 2008 3:18 PM Bookmark

oh snap

― Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Thursday, November 6, 2008 3:20 PM Bookmark

― moonship journey to baja, Saturday, 8 November 2008 07:40 (sixteen years ago) link

u assholes, he was talking about Neo

― jaxon, Saturday, 8 November 2008 09:59 (sixteen years ago) link

hang on where did i put my oreo

― restraint and blindness (Just got offed), Monday, November 10, 2008 2:07 PM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Vanilla Ice? No wait, that's reverse oreo...

― Pantheism F. Mohair (res), Monday, November 10, 2008 2:08 PM (42 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

no wait, he's a reverse oreo with white cream on the inside too

― Pantheism F. Mohair (res), Monday, November 10, 2008 2:09 PM (42 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

wtf at the oreo shit

― Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Monday, November 10, 2008 2:32 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

The oreo shit was a bit of stupid wordplay on my part, basically referring to Matos' suggestion.

― restraint and blindness (Just got offed), Monday, November 10, 2008 2:40 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Wasn't talking about you, LJ, more res and his unnecessary Vanilla Ice comment.

― Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Monday, November 10, 2008 2:49 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Sorry Black Seinfeld. My bad.

― Pantheism F. Mohair (res), Monday, November 10, 2008 2:50 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 10 November 2008 19:54 (sixteen years ago) link

hahaha

― Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Monday, 10 November 2008 19:55 (sixteen years ago) link

self pwn by display name

― SNAKES! (ice crӕm), Monday, 10 November 2008 19:56 (sixteen years ago) link

passive aggression at its very finest, i lol'd

― restraint and blindness (Just got offed), Monday, 10 November 2008 19:58 (sixteen years ago) link

Bonus: I read that thread twice and still have no fucking idea why LJ is talking about oreos

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 10 November 2008 20:09 (sixteen years ago) link

more obvious -> MBVious

hence LOVELESS

fleh

― restraint and blindness (Just got offed), Monday, 10 November 2008 20:11 (sixteen years ago) link

Please Confirm...

Suggest this user to be banned.

― eman, Monday, 10 November 2008 20:14 (sixteen years ago) link

I've read that post twice and still have no fucking idea why LJ is talking about oreos

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 10 November 2008 20:14 (sixteen years ago) link

haha

― Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Monday, 10 November 2008 20:15 (sixteen years ago) link

Seriously, LJ, can you explain "hang on where did i put my oreo" in a way that a person who is not you can understand?

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 10 November 2008 20:33 (sixteen years ago) link

more obvious

― Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Monday, 10 November 2008 20:36 (sixteen years ago) link

esso

― SNAKES! (ice crӕm), Monday, 10 November 2008 20:40 (sixteen years ago) link

what a pretty hard thing to understand.

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 10 November 2008 20:43 (sixteen years ago) link

hahaha

― Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Monday, 10 November 2008 20:43 (sixteen years ago) link

http://i37.tinypic.com/wjyvc4.jpg

― SNAKES! (ice crӕm), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 00:19 (sixteen years ago) link

http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/6051/39dd40a1b1beuo4.jpg

Made Daily

― the way i should be (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 00:50 (sixteen years ago) link

Deep Fried Winkies

― s1ocki, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 07:47 (sixteen years ago) link

he's like a sockpuppet with a big toenail hole in its face.

― estela, Wednesday, November 12, 2008 1:53 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Peanuts are the perpetual movement at man's reach (stevie), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 08:47 (sixteen years ago) link

Please Confirm...

Suggest this user to be banned.

― eman, Monday, November 10, 2008 12:14 PM Bookmark

fuk u amon

― mr. mayan end times guy (The Reverend), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 09:17 (sixteen years ago) link

u killed lewis jager

― mr. mayan end times guy (The Reverend), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 09:18 (sixteen years ago) link

Vision,

For what it's worth you're being accused of sockpuppetry for noisily espousing rather boring opinions. Around here that tends to be taken as an insincere attempt to get a rise out of people.

Best of luck with your ridiculous opinions!

― HOOS clique iphones fool get ya steen on (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 14 September 2008 10:28 (1 month ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― slap bass: the ungentle art (stevie), Thursday, 13 November 2008 15:10 (sixteen years ago) link

that is not a zing

― i love to hear this again and again (gbx), Thursday, 13 November 2008 15:11 (sixteen years ago) link

u killed lewis jager

― mr. mayan end times guy (The Reverend), Wednesday, November 12, 2008 4:18 AM

i'm perfectly ok with that

― eman, Thursday, 13 November 2008 15:29 (sixteen years ago) link

It seems like they just picked the most popular, rather than best, songs from the standard hipster canon.

That's because it is a poll and not a list. Happens all the time with polls.

― Mr. Snrub, Saturday, November 15, 2008 4:54 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Mr. Snrub, please do tell us more about how our book was compiled.

― scottpl, Saturday, November 15, 2008 7:41 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― jaymc, Monday, 17 November 2008 02:54 (sixteen years ago) link

You people put way to much faith in media sources.

― Their time's limited, hard rocks, too (mehlt), Monday, November 17, 2008 11:29 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

you put way too much thought into trying to figure out what big con lindsay lohan is running on the world

― El Tomboto, Monday, November 17, 2008 11:38 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark

― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Tuesday, 18 November 2008 06:42 (sixteen years ago) link

sorry stalker was unwatchable. I think I hate Tarkovsky.

― Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, July 9, 2008 11:08 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

fortunately he's dead

― omar little, Wednesday, July 9, 2008 11:13 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― the head werewolf's girlfriend (latebloomer), Thursday, 20 November 2008 22:04 (sixteen years ago) link

Yes. I was looking through youtube and it seems like ther'es a milllllllion of these bands that have this sound somewhere between the Wild Swans and Sarah Records. I guess people were really into it? Was it something that happened parallel to the Sonic Youths and Spacemen 3s of the time? Also it's too cold to leave the apartment.

― burt_stanton, Saturday, 22 November 2008 17:32 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Type faster, maybe you'll stay warm that way.

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 22 November 2008 17:35 (59 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Ned made me irl lol.

― Venom Boner (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 22 November 2008 18:36 (sixteen years ago) link

corny ned jokes are not zings

― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Saturday, 22 November 2008 21:05 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.graphicaddiction.com/fark/thread_police_badge.jpg

― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Saturday, 22 November 2008 21:06 (sixteen years ago) link

Hi Mandee,

Can you recommend a date-rape drug?

Love,
grady

― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Saturday, November 22, 2008 6:37 PM Bookmark
pretty sure you have to be able to get a` girl to accept a drink from u in the first place for it to work king bot pato

― is that my man hannity?? (deej), Saturday, November 22, 2008 6:48 PM Bookmark

― Mikaael Jackson (The Reverend), Sunday, 23 November 2008 04:13 (sixteen years ago) link

That doesn't make sense by itself, Geir -- I hate to say this, but you're going to need to explain yourself further. (ProTools is a tracking program, and its workings are generally independent of whether or not you feel like compressing the range.)

― nabisco, Monday, November 24, 2008 9:46 PM (56 minutes ago) Bookmark

― caek, Monday, 24 November 2008 22:45 (sixteen years ago) link

such a gentle zing, ruined by me bolding it.

― caek, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 01:18 (sixteen years ago) link

yeah Wikipedia really is fucking garbage for trying to explain things in simple terms.

― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Wednesday, November 26, 2008 9:02 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yeah Wikipedia really is fucking garbage for trying to explain things science in simple terms to people who don't know jack shit about science.

That's about as clear an article that you're going to get on the subject, if you don't know what flux is or how to parse the most basic of mathematical equations then you just might have to settle for understanding a bit less than you'd like to.

― NoTimeBeforeTime, Thursday, November 27, 2008 4:19 AM (17 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

FUCK YOU DICK HEAD

― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Thursday, November 27, 2008 4:43 AM (16 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― I'm Richard (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 27 November 2008 10:32 (sixteen years ago) link

DICK HEAD

― BIG HOOS is those british white steens (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 27 November 2008 14:27 (sixteen years ago) link

lols

― uәʇɹɐƃu!әʍ ˙ƃ ʎәu!Ⴁʍ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 27 November 2008 15:58 (sixteen years ago) link

FUCK DICK HEAD

― The Saving Grace of Gospel House (The Reverend), Friday, 28 November 2008 05:03 (sixteen years ago) link

there is a band called "those dancing days"??? are they the ones who dont have drums and just stamp around

― roxymuzak, Sunday, 30 November 2008 00:33 (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

who are the ones who all scream at once and they have a song that's like "I WOKE UP TODAY, BLAHDEBLAHDEBLAHDEBLAH" < srs question

― roxymuzak, Sunday, 30 November 2008 00:33 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

they have a video where they are sailing on paper seas

― roxymuzak, Sunday, 30 November 2008 00:33 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

The sound of indie music is not just Arcade Fire or Broken Social Scene. There is also indie hip-hop, indie pop, indie rock, indie folk, indie electronica and much more. So forget about the indie stereotype without rappers or pop stars. The sound of indie is not consistent because any genre can start out as indie. Therefore, indie cannot be a clear nor objective genre because there are too many sub-genres within it. The sound of indie music is not just Arcade Fire or Broken Social Scene. The sound of indie music is not just Arcade Fire or Broken Social Scene. The sound of indie music is not just Arcade Fire or Broken Social Scene. The sound of indie music is not just Arcade Fire or Broken Social Scene.

― Z S, Sunday, 30 November 2008 00:35 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Genres or subgenres often associated with indie rock include lo-fi, post-rock, sadcore, C86, and math rock, to list but a few; other related (and sometimes overlapping) categories include shoegazing and indie pop. Indie rock artists place a premium on maintaining complete control of their music and careers, releasing albums on independent record labels (sometimes their own) and relying on touring, word-of-mouth, and airplay on independent or college radio stations for promotion. Some end up moving to major labels, often on favorable terms won by their prior independent success.

― roxymuzak, Sunday, 30 November 2008 00:35 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

On this note, I'm on tour (playing drums/road managing) with Two Ton Boa (Kill Rock Stars) right now. Give a shout if you might make it to one of these shows:

Fri 12/28 - Portland, OR @ Dantes w/SubArachnoid Space, Prize Country
Sat 12/29 - Boise, ID @ Neurolux w/Tim Andrea

Mon 12/31 - Denver, CO @ Hi-Dive w/Dev-OH (Devo tribute!)

Thu 01/03 - Iowa City, IA @ Picador

Sat 01/05 - Chicago, IL @ Vic Theater w/Dresden Dolls
Sun 01/06 - St Louis, MO @ The Pageant w/Dresden Dolls

Tue 01/08 - Birmingham, AL @ Workplay Theater w/Dresden Dolls

Thu 01/10 - Tampa, FL @ Tampa Theater w/Dresden Dolls
Fri 01/11 - Atlanta, GA @ Variety Theater w/Dresden Dolls
Sat 01/12 - Raleigh, NC @ Carolina Theater w/Dresden Dolls
Sun 01/13 - Norfolk, VA @ Norva Theater w/Dresden Dolls

― n/a is just more of a character....in a genre polluted by clones (n/a), Sunday, 30 November 2008 00:37 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_;

― I know, right?, Sunday, 30 November 2008 00:37 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

indie is for indie people

― I know, right?, Sunday, 30 November 2008 00:37 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hey wow good job na

― roxymuzak, Sunday, 30 November 2008 00:37 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

This was funnier when Jess and Ethan did it in 2003.

― Chopper Aristotle (Matt DC), Sunday, 30 November 2008 00:37 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Sunday, 30 November 2008 00:40 (sixteen years ago) link

ha

― The Saving Grace of Gospel House (The Reverend), Sunday, 30 November 2008 04:22 (sixteen years ago) link

We have those get togethers occasionally.

Moving out in January/Feb! Two hemispheres worth!

― monkey bonkers (╓abies), Sunday, November 30, 2008 11:57 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

two hemispheres is a sphere, so you're telling me that you're flying around the world and moving back into your disgusting house?

― Tanganyika laughter epidemic (gbx), Sunday, November 30, 2008 11:59 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Every Day Jimmy Mod Is Hustlin' (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 1 December 2008 22:36 (sixteen years ago) link

i've caught the Tanganyika laughter epidemic

― uәʇɹɐƃu!әʍ ˙ƃ ʎәu!Ⴁʍ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 1 December 2008 22:40 (sixteen years ago) link

hey two ton boa! i saw them once, were good...

― eatin' mangos in trinidad with attorneys (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 00:17 (sixteen years ago) link

I found myself agreeing with lots of that Nancy Franklin review. I think she's right that Alec Baldwin's charm carries a lot of the show, and the chemistry between him and the Fey character is probably the main reason to watch. Tracy Morgan's acting style is a strong spice that people will either love or hate. The Kenneth character is usually funny but sometimes he threatens to become a bit one-dimensional - the writers will need to work hard to keep from falling back on the same hick jokes. I think the clever-clever dialogue falls flat or breaks character almost as often as it provokes a belly laugh - it tends to cause whichever character is speaking the dialogue to recede and Fey to appear hovering overhead, as I imagine her writing the line and chuckling to herself (I'm not sure how much of it she actually writes, but it's what plays in my head anyway). It breaks the illusion that these are real people, which can make it hard to care about what happens to them.

― o. nate, Friday, December 5, 2008 3:37 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

it's a tv show, none of them are real

― Mr. Que, Friday, December 5, 2008 3:39 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Brunswicki and Footescray (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 5 December 2008 00:03 (sixteen years ago) link

Ace in the POLL!! BILLY WILDER DIRECTS

Haven't we done this? Not to be a dick, etc.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Monday, December 8, 2008 9:35 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

shut up and deal

― The Wild Shirtless Lyrics of Mark Farner (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, December 8, 2008 9:36 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Every Day Jimmy Mod Is Hustlin' (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 02:40 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.bobborden.com/uploaded_images/pimpc06-742338.jpg

― Seanadams Molloy (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Wednesday, December 10, 2008 3:36 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Did you lose your scarf that day?

― The Reverend, Wednesday, December 10, 2008 3:45 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― jaymc, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 21:51 (sixteen years ago) link

'm a celibate with no sense of humour. What am I supposed to vote for?

i.e. where is the option for WHAT DO YOU WANT ON YR PIZZA?

― Sampling Potter's Nipples (Masonic Boom), Thursday, December 4, 2008 4:40 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark

did she just zing herself? is it a truthbomb \(°°)/

― Tanganyika laughter epidemic (gbx), Thursday, 11 December 2008 00:29 (sixteen years ago) link

I think it's just true and not something she's particularly shy about.

― caek, Thursday, 11 December 2008 00:50 (sixteen years ago) link

can't say i'm a huge fan of boy george either - and yeah i'm talking about self-conscious "wackiness" which pats itself on the back for surface quirkiness (like pulling contorted faces, or dressing in clashing bright colours) - it's too arch and mannered to be fun, and it's way boring too.

it's really obvious that some of the female acts on this list idolise kate bush, and they've noted very well how mental she is, and then to make their own music this is ALL they've learnt from her.

― lex pretend, Thursday, 11 December 2008 12:41 (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Like Tori Amos!

― Stevie T, Thursday, 11 December 2008 12:45 (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yeah but the thing is that's not what tori amos was about at all

xps

― lex pretend, Thursday, 11 December 2008 12:48 (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

see many ilx posts passim by tim finney and myself

― lex pretend, Thursday, 11 December 2008 12:48 (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

No thanks!

― Stevie T, Thursday, 11 December 2008 12:51 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Seanadams Molloy (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 11 December 2008 12:55 (sixteen years ago) link

Reminiscent of Old Fart!!! that one.

― Seanadams Molloy (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 11 December 2008 12:56 (sixteen years ago) link

I think he didn't realise they were plastic. Also, during a holiday abroad with some friends early on in their marriage my parents went to a place called "Banana Beach". Naturally, he was the only one of the four to interpret the name literally, take all his kit off and wander about without a care in the world.

― country matters, Friday, December 12, 2008 6:56 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I guess he was the only one to interpret it figuratively, then.

― rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Friday, December 12, 2008 7:01 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

:-/

― country matters, Friday, December 12, 2008 7:05 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Dan I., Saturday, 13 December 2008 01:21 (sixteen years ago) link

roxy on fire atm

― country matters, Saturday, 13 December 2008 01:28 (sixteen years ago) link

it is like she has thrown out the sandbags and soared into the posting heavens

― country matters, Saturday, 13 December 2008 01:31 (sixteen years ago) link

put that on your waffles and eat it

― alpha ville (jergins), Sunday, December 14, 2008 12:40 AM (2 minutes ago)

― k3vin k., Sunday, 14 December 2008 05:44 (sixteen years ago) link

<3

― rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Sunday, 14 December 2008 05:45 (sixteen years ago) link

"No, you're right, I'm just hypothesising why having the discussion (when you know the outcome is gonna be boring) would seem like a slightly dispiriting prospect to some people at the moment. Or, to be blunt: let's not start this discussion while pipecock is trolling every dance thread.

― Tim F"

can't handle differing opinions very well, can you?

― pipecock, Monday, December 15, 2008 1:29 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

only when they're yours.

― Tim F, Monday, December 15, 2008 1:56 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark

― aaron d.g., Monday, 15 December 2008 08:04 (sixteen years ago) link

my dad went bush -> bush -> obama :-)

― gov. blapojevich (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 04:43 (11 hours ago) Permalink

and you went bush > bush > dudes

― freek-a-luriqua (and what), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 04:47 (11 hours ago)

― beggin-ass keith (The Reverend), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 16:33 (sixteen years ago) link

Couldn't all 77 threads started before it goes public be made ungooglable though? I thought this was possible? Then your secrets would remain secret.

― Tuomas, Wednesday, December 17, 2008 2:57 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hey tuomas couldnt you stfu? i thought this was possible? then your thoughts would remain secret.

― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Wednesday, December 17, 2008 2:59 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 14:18 (sixteen years ago) link

hahahahaa

― morbza the greek (and what), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 15:39 (sixteen years ago) link

nobody's SB'ing you for these reasons, so i guess you can relax, right?

― Kerm, Friday, 19 December, 2008 1:18 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Well, I wonder what the reasons are then, because as far as I know I haven't done anything that would go against the guidelines as summarized by Pash in that thread.

― Tuomas, Friday, 19 December, 2008 1:22 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I mean, if the reason is that I criticized secret boards, I didn't know that subject was forbidden.

― Tuomas, Friday, 19 December, 2008 1:23 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

it's just that you're a really annoying troll.

― special guest stars mark bronson, Friday, 19 December, 2008 1:24 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

By what definition?

― Tuomas, Friday, 19 December, 2008 1:26 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

well played, sir.

― special guest stars mark bronson, Friday, 19 December, 2008 1:28 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― some duomas (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 18 December 2008 20:05 (sixteen years ago) link

hahahaha

― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Thursday, 18 December 2008 20:06 (sixteen years ago) link

"Paranoid" is a New Order track in disguise.

― ilxor, Tuesday, December 16, 2008 10:08 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Finally! A rap album Bimble can like.

― Kevin John Bozelka, Friday, December 19, 2008 1:21 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yeah we were all on the edges of our seats waiting

― please don't stop the usic (J0rdan S.), Friday, December 19, 2008 1:27 AM Bookmark

― USICMAKEULOSECONTROL (The Reverend), Friday, 19 December 2008 09:29 (sixteen years ago) link

ah idk if i even deserve that one. i mean kevin john bozelka revives a "rap" thread with a post about bimble. how was the outcome not going to end up in this thread?

― please don't stop the usic (J0rdan S.), Friday, 19 December 2008 09:40 (sixteen years ago) link

I got a facial today too. I'm worth it!!!

― rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Friday, December 19, 2008 6:30 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

A facial what?

― Tuomas, Friday, December 19, 2008 6:30 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this isn't even fun anymore

― rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Friday, December 19, 2008 6:31 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― some duomas (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 19 December 2008 09:49 (sixteen years ago) link

that reads like a Peanuts strip

― Mo Money Mo Konjic (Roberto Spiralli), Friday, 19 December 2008 12:06 (sixteen years ago) link

y'all people are some fucking drama bullshit motherfuckers who need something to do

― El Tomboto, Thursday, December 18, 2008 10:27 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

tombot speaking out on ppl getting too upset on the internet!

― M@tt He1ges0n, Thursday, December 18, 2008 10:34 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark

― Sherlock HOOS's Baker Steen Motherfuckers (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 20 December 2008 03:01 (sixteen years ago) link

lol

― usic concrète (The Reverend), Saturday, 20 December 2008 03:02 (sixteen years ago) link

haw

― rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Saturday, 20 December 2008 03:17 (sixteen years ago) link

I have a question what does "ws" mean.

― "I Like My Hogen-Mogen" (nickalicious), Tuesday, December 23, 2008 10:00 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
would smash

― choom gangsta (deej), Tuesday, December 23, 2008 10:00 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
what samizdat

― a mountain climber who plays an electric guitar (gabbneb), Tuesday, December 23, 2008 10:00 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
i couldnt come up with a funny answer

― choom gangsta (deej), Tuesday, December 23, 2008 10:01 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
neither could gabbneb

― eman cipation s1ocklamation (max), Tuesday, December 23, 2008 10:03 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark

― "made smashable" (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 03:21 (sixteen years ago) link

Cape of Good Hope establishes itself as the new home of Cricket discussion on ILX.

― A bright pair of newcomers called BROS (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, December 24, 2008 7:46 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

no wonder only one person posts there!

― sujban stephens (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, December 24, 2008 7:53 PM (40 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Pope Bend + Dick XVI (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 08:54 (sixteen years ago) link

huh.

― Frank Sanchez Brogan (country matters), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 10:23 (sixteen years ago) link

I love COGH, but I love lazy zings more

― sujban stephens (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 10:28 (sixteen years ago) link

it was a good zing, but the gallant in me has a mandate to at least register mild indignation on behalf of our Great Game

― Frank Sanchez Brogan (country matters), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 10:32 (sixteen years ago) link

(register intentional)

― Frank Sanchez Brogan (country matters), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 10:33 (sixteen years ago) link

r/i

― Frank Sanchez Brogan (country matters), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 10:33 (sixteen years ago) link

it was a good zing, but the gallant in me has a mandate to at least register mild indignation on behalf of our Great Game

― Frank Sanchez Brogan (country matters), Wednesday, December 24, 2008 11:32 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

(register intentional)

― Frank Sanchez Brogan (country matters), Wednesday, December 24, 2008 11:33 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

r/i

― Frank Sanchez Brogan (country matters), Wednesday, December 24, 2008 11:33 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^^ stop it

― outed stylus rap dude (special guest stars mark bronson), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 13:11 (sixteen years ago) link

And the song still wound up the most boring, overrated pile of hopeless pseudo-art commercial wankshite of 2007!! Truly a special talent, that man.

― claudestock carpentinieri (country matters), Tuesday, December 30, 2008 2:21 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

He also somehow found the talent to trick thousands of seemingly smart and normal people into liking his pseudo-art. But not you. You knew better.

― iatee, Tuesday, December 30, 2008 2:26 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― cutty, Tuesday, 30 December 2008 19:30 (sixteen years ago) link

what thread?

― caek, Tuesday, 30 December 2008 20:08 (sixteen years ago) link

LCD Soundsystem - Sound of Silver

― cutty, Tuesday, 30 December 2008 22:14 (sixteen years ago) link

Haha, holy fuck, Matt Smith [the new Dr Who] was the head prefect in my year at school and I was in the same class as him for psychology and English lit.

― Lady Angstin' (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Saturday, January 3, 2009 11:09 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

For those of you who are on some "ugh indie" tip, he was a 2-step DJ when we were 16/17.

― Lady Angstin' (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Saturday, January 3, 2009 11:11 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

He was captain of the school football team as well.

― Lady Angstin' (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Saturday, January 3, 2009 11:11 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Oh good, another good thread is going to be infected by creepiness and resentment.

― Matt DC, Saturday, January 3, 2009 11:12 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Jordan Sarging (Brohan Hari), Sunday, 4 January 2009 09:56 (sixteen years ago) link

FYI, the Uffie track on this album is 50,000 Leagues Beneath Fucking Stupid too in case there was any doubt.

― the curious case of fuck button (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, January 8, 2009 12:12 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

is 50,000 leagues also the depth at which you would drown her?

― some dude, Thursday, January 8, 2009 12:15 PM Bookmark

― ^likes brown, yellow, puerto rican, and haitian girls (The Reverend), Friday, 9 January 2009 01:01 (sixteen years ago) link

:D

― choke on my mess of a schlaporito (k3vin k.), Friday, 9 January 2009 01:19 (sixteen years ago) link

lol

― s1ocki, Friday, 9 January 2009 14:59 (sixteen years ago) link

Am I the only one who really likes Taste?

― ecuador_with_a_c, Friday, January 9, 2009 8:24 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

really lacks taste maybe

― roxymuzak, Friday, January 9, 2009 8:24 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― carne asada, Saturday, 10 January 2009 06:45 (sixteen years ago) link

I listened to the Gang Gang Dance album in the supermarket

???

― ilxor, Tuesday, January 13, 2009 7:54 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

maybe on an ipod u retard?

― gr8080, Tuesday, January 13, 2009 8:06 PM (1 hour ago)

― Cocktor Dassantino (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 03:04 (fifteen years ago) link

It is a perfect pop song. But perfect pop songs are not the most important things in the world to some listeners. You've never gotten that, which is why you're a cartoon character.

― WmC, Thursday, January 15, 2009 10:22 AM (6 hours ago)

― xhuxk e deej (k3vin k.), Thursday, 15 January 2009 21:53 (fifteen years ago) link

a strong zing to occasional ilx poster marvin the martian there

― and what, Thursday, 15 January 2009 21:56 (fifteen years ago) link

marvin the dj martian

― :ᴥ: (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 15 January 2009 21:57 (fifteen years ago) link

marvin the dj martian skidmoore

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 15 January 2009 22:02 (fifteen years ago) link

i'm sorry but you guys are all lying if you can say you have never seen hilarious boobs

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 15 January 2009 22:08 (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

either that or your king boy pato

― Lamp, Thursday, 15 January 2009 22:12 (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

pretty sure king boy pato sees comical breasts every time he looks in the mirror w/out a shirt

― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Thursday, 15 January 2009 22:19 (37 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― The boy with the Arab money (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 15 January 2009 22:20 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.prounlimited.ru/uploads/posts/1185779548_r_kelly_double_up.jpg

― The boy with the Arab money (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 15 January 2009 22:21 (fifteen years ago) link

Yesterday I told 'er indoors I had acquired a house collection and she thought I meant the 'merican telly show. NEITHER OF US WAS REFERRING TO AN ACTUAL HOUSE.

Probably not suited to this thread but pffft.

― mark taylor, mark dickhead morelike (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, January 15, 2009 5:01 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

fyi if u dont stop using the phrase "er indoors" i will fly to ur indoors and kill er, and u

― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Thursday, January 15, 2009 5:02 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― and what, Thursday, 15 January 2009 23:32 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.teamxo.com/xocc/max_king_usatf_big_j.jpg

― The boy with the Arab money (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 15 January 2009 23:42 (fifteen years ago) link

looooooooool @ 'er indoors

― cutty, Thursday, 15 January 2009 23:43 (fifteen years ago) link

fyi if u dont stop using the phrase "er indoors" i will fly to ur indoors and kill er, and u

― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Thursday, January 15, 2009 5:02 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

dear max,

i love you man.

love

que

― Mr. Que, Friday, 16 January 2009 00:02 (fifteen years ago) link

wtf does er indoors even mean?

― gr8080, Friday, 16 January 2009 00:10 (fifteen years ago) link

her indoors, i.e. the wife.

― Women can be captains too, you know? (jim), Friday, 16 January 2009 00:11 (fifteen years ago) link

anachronistic britisher talk.

― Women can be captains too, you know? (jim), Friday, 16 January 2009 00:11 (fifteen years ago) link

"the little woman" eg

― goole, Friday, 16 January 2009 00:12 (fifteen years ago) link

Dennis Waterman & George Cole - What Are We Gonna Get 'Er Indoors?, got to #21 in December 1983.

― The boy with the Arab money (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Friday, 16 January 2009 00:14 (fifteen years ago) link

Cole's son Pete Doherty went on to have a minor indie career btw.

― "Two Ears" Laybelle (Noodle Vague), Friday, 16 January 2009 00:15 (fifteen years ago) link

xpost. ill mcs

― Women can be captains too, you know? (jim), Friday, 16 January 2009 00:16 (fifteen years ago) link

you people need to get a wife

― mark taylor, mark dickhead morelike (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 16 January 2009 00:31 (fifteen years ago) link

i prefer the outdoor type

― Lemonade In Hammocks (electricsound), Friday, 16 January 2009 00:32 (fifteen years ago) link

people who say "'er indoors" call barmen "stout yeoman", i find

― caek, Friday, 16 January 2009 01:13 (fifteen years ago) link

i have a wife

― Mr. Que, Friday, 16 January 2009 01:19 (fifteen years ago) link

Mrs. Que

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 16 January 2009 01:21 (fifteen years ago) link

'er inqueers

― mark taylor, mark dickhead morelike (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 16 January 2009 01:22 (fifteen years ago) link

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=103854159

― velko, Friday, 16 January 2009 01:23 (fifteen years ago) link

"He Is For Me!"

― The boy with the Arab money (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Friday, 16 January 2009 01:25 (fifteen years ago) link

god for being from a country called ENGLAND, britishers sure fuck up the english language imo

― gr8080, Friday, 16 January 2009 03:21 (fifteen years ago) link

He's not english

― badg, Friday, 16 January 2009 03:26 (fifteen years ago) link

anachronistic britisher talk.

― Women can be captains too, you know? (jim), Thursday, January 15, 2009 2:11 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― gr8080, Friday, 16 January 2009 03:27 (fifteen years ago) link

He's not britisher

― badg, Friday, 16 January 2009 03:29 (fifteen years ago) link

Strange but true

― badg, Friday, 16 January 2009 03:29 (fifteen years ago) link

i'm not british

― Mr. Que, Friday, 16 January 2009 03:30 (fifteen years ago) link

thank god

― Mr. Que, Friday, 16 January 2009 03:30 (fifteen years ago) link

ok fine then-- aussies and kiwis and s. africans fuck up english pretty good too

― gr8080, Friday, 16 January 2009 03:36 (fifteen years ago) link

whoever Autumn Almanac is, his English is fucked up and unacceptable

― Mr. Que, Friday, 16 January 2009 03:37 (fifteen years ago) link

you people need to get a wife

― and what, Friday, 16 January 2009 03:40 (fifteen years ago) link

Blimey

― badg, Friday, 16 January 2009 03:43 (fifteen years ago) link

'pretty good'

― mark taylor, mark dickhead morelike (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 16 January 2009 03:44 (fifteen years ago) link

Rich talk coming from a man whose country is doing its best to eradicate adverbs.

― mark taylor, mark dickhead morelike (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 16 January 2009 03:45 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.teamxo.com/xocc/max_king_usatf_big_j.jpg

― The boy with the Arab money (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, January 15, 2009 6:42 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

dom id like to believe you were saving this gif for my 'breakout' moment

― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Friday, 16 January 2009 03:46 (fifteen years ago) link

adverbs are some weak ass shit--use a verb, limey

― Mr. Que, Friday, 16 January 2009 03:46 (fifteen years ago) link

Some serious hostility on ilx today.

― mark taylor, mark dickhead morelike (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 16 January 2009 03:51 (fifteen years ago) link

"today"

― we can be slaves, or we can be..lichens! (latebloomer), Friday, 16 January 2009 04:11 (fifteen years ago) link

See, he just took an adverb and presented it as a noun. Typical illiterate Yank.

― single-issue white nonhipster (country matters), Friday, 16 January 2009 04:13 (fifteen years ago) link

Ach, it's too late to stir shit properly innit

― single-issue white nonhipster (country matters), Friday, 16 January 2009 04:18 (fifteen years ago) link

stir indoors

― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Friday, 16 January 2009 04:44 (fifteen years ago) link

^ hair trigger

― find yr HOOS & steendrive anything in the way (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 16 January 2009 06:03 (fifteen years ago) link

a banner day for the zing thread

― caek, Friday, 16 January 2009 06:30 (fifteen years ago) link

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/122/316431323_b7085624ae.jpg

― TOMBOT, Friday, 16 January 2009 06:32 (fifteen years ago) link

i don't want to know what you googled to find that but i <3 u doggg

― find yr HOOS & steendrive anything in the way (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 16 January 2009 07:34 (fifteen years ago) link

dom id like to believe you were saving this gif for my 'breakout' moment

― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Friday, 16 January 2009 03:46 (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

The milquetoast era is over. Although for an American Max King does look kinda English.

― The boy with the Arab money (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Friday, 16 January 2009 09:56 (fifteen years ago) link

I like that the inverted look poll drew twice as many voters as the "do you speak to other humans?" poll.

― Francisco Javier Sánchez Brot (onimo), Friday, 16 January 2009 11:17 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Glans Beckenbauer (MPx4A), Friday, 16 January 2009 15:29 (fifteen years ago) link

MAD MAX

― The Reverend (rev), Friday, 16 January 2009 21:00 (fifteen years ago) link

it'd be interesting to see how reactions to the site would be different if it'd been written by jeff foxworthy and was all redneck jokes.

― tipsy mothra, Friday, January 16, 2009 3:55 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

you mean if it had been entirely different?

― Calling All Creeps! (contenderizer), Friday, January 16, 2009 4:02 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 16 January 2009 21:06 (fifteen years ago) link

― bnw, Friday, 16 January 2009 21:09 (fifteen years ago) link

2 for 1 special:

I come from a proud tradition of underachievers. My mom started college at 15 and was fluent in French. Never had a full-time job in her life, and now with copious amounts of childless free time, her empty nest lifestyle is about as interesting as ... an episode of Empty Nest. My uncle graduated top of his class in engineering at MIT, had tons of opportunities to make it rich, but he lives an admirably humble lifestyle; his long-term SO is a wealthy heiress worth over 70 million, and he refuses to marry her for that reason. The list goes on and on.

I'm proudly carrying the torch, and what a brilliant flame it is. You look back and think, "wait a second, if I actually made an effort, I'd be doing ok!" Escapism, kiddultism, fear of failure, and general laziness seem like common themes. Also add strings of failed friendships and relationships in there, too. Being a loser rules.

― burt_stanton, Saturday, January 17, 2009 12:21 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

anyone who would call themselves an "underachiever" is probably severely overestimating their potential

― congratulations (n/a), Saturday, January 17, 2009 12:23 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Sometimes, I'm sure. I think the people who do acknowledge that they're underachievers, though, have actual sources for their assumption ... like, I never studied for the SATs, but when I took them I got like, 99.999999999th percentile. Look at me now, you're dripping with envy.

― burt_stanton, Saturday, January 17, 2009 12:27 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

no, that's apple butter

― congratulations (n/a), Saturday, January 17, 2009 12:28 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― chemosobby (latebloomer), Saturday, 17 January 2009 00:32 (fifteen years ago) link

i just want to point out - for the overachievers in the room - that 99.999999999th percentile means you got a better score than at least 9,999,999,999 other people who took the SAT

― moonship journey to baja, Saturday, 17 January 2009 06:25 (fifteen years ago) link

thats hard

― sleep, Saturday, 17 January 2009 08:57 (fifteen years ago) link

maybe he wasnt including his math score

― xhuxk d (deej), Saturday, 17 January 2009 22:06 (fifteen years ago) link

dude did horrible his first semester in law school

― cutty, Saturday, 17 January 2009 23:42 (fifteen years ago) link

fwiw that burt stanton post is so sad that i'd have passed up the zing opportunity, personally

― moonship journey to baja, Saturday, 17 January 2009 23:50 (fifteen years ago) link

Scratch "these days" and replace "offensive" with "tedious." Lots of people seem to find the visual assault in movies like this to be exciting, but for whatever reason my eyes glaze over and my mind wanders during big action-packed explosions or car chases or shoot-outs.

(Of course, I've seen none of the movies in the poll, but I'm basing my opinion on things like The Dark Knight.)

― Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Monday, January 19, 2009 11:48 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i guess it's a good thing hollywood still churns out dumbed-down dreck like rachel getting married for u to watch then!!!!

― i'm a black mage, kid. i'll ice you (Lamp), Monday, January 19, 2009 11:51 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Tuesday, 20 January 2009 05:48 (fifteen years ago) link

6/10, tbh

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Tuesday, 20 January 2009 05:48 (fifteen years ago) link

So when you get a boyrfriend you have to leave ILX?

― Tuomas, Thursday, 22 January 2009 23:53 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

you can stay

― moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 22 January 2009 23:58 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― "Two Ears" Laybelle (Noodle Vague), Friday, 23 January 2009 00:34 (fifteen years ago) link

"kiddultism" wasn't in any of the Kaplan material i saw...

― O-mentum (forksclovetofu), Friday, 23 January 2009 05:12 (fifteen years ago) link

xp i dont know whether to defend the jazz or hit on roxymuzak

― sonderangerbot, Saturday, January 24, 2009 4:47 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

both are pretty pointless so

― roxymuzak, Saturday, January 24, 2009 4:49 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― gr8080, Sunday, 25 January 2009 04:15 (fifteen years ago) link

nice use of "so"

― s1ocki, Sunday, 25 January 2009 04:24 (fifteen years ago) link

otm

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 25 January 2009 04:29 (fifteen years ago) link

v3ry 'can i just'

― twitty milk (deej), Sunday, 25 January 2009 09:35 (fifteen years ago) link

that post was heavily and consciously influenced by both "can i just" and "u dudes want to hit that or"

― roxymuzak, Sunday, 25 January 2009 09:39 (fifteen years ago) link

zing of the year imo

― ROBOT PENIS (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 25 January 2009 11:02 (fifteen years ago) link

well its early AA

― roxymuzak, Sunday, 25 January 2009 11:11 (fifteen years ago) link

that post was heavily and consciously influenced by both "can i just" and "u dudes want to hit that or"

― roxymuzak, Sunday, January 25, 2009 9:39 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

totes

i think one of the most brilliant innovations of both of those is leaving off the ellipse where there usually would be one

― s1ocki, Sunday, 25 January 2009 16:16 (fifteen years ago) link

dude that's not an innovation it's a natural extension of the messageboard version of zippy the pinhead/flaming carrot dialogue style whereing periods are abandoned--

― TOMBOT, Sunday, 25 January 2009 16:49 (fifteen years ago) link

its always a fine line between innovation and natural extension or

― ice cr?m, Sunday, 25 January 2009 16:52 (fifteen years ago) link

it is an innovative extension

― s1ocki, Sunday, 25 January 2009 16:52 (fifteen years ago) link

THIS is the work of XPOST MAN!!

― TOMBOT, Sunday, 25 January 2009 16:53 (fifteen years ago) link

whereing

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 25 January 2009 18:20 (fifteen years ago) link

"We have to make fun of him for that as soon as he gets back in the car"

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 25 January 2009 18:20 (fifteen years ago) link

tombot king of the false dilemma

― roxymuzak, Sunday, 25 January 2009 21:40 (fifteen years ago) link

worst brian eno song ever

― a good ole fashion ass whoopin, wow (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 25 January 2009 22:06 (fifteen years ago) link

come on, you know it would be awesome

― roxymuzak, Sunday, 25 January 2009 22:08 (fifteen years ago) link

This never failed to make my French ex-wife snigger as coitus, in French, is coït.

― Last night it was pullulating with (Michael White), Friday, January 30, 2009 3:46 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Ohhhhh, now I get it. It has the same first syllable as coitus.

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Friday, January 30, 2009 3:49 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― torn between two borads, feelin' like a stan (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 29 January 2009 20:18 (fifteen years ago) link

michael white speaks french?

― pwner's manual (omar little), Thursday, 29 January 2009 20:21 (fifteen years ago) link

Ha, that wasn't meant to be a zing. I honestly didn't know why everyone was snickering about the Coit Tower.

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 29 January 2009 22:06 (fifteen years ago) link

u_u

― torn between two borads, feelin' like a stan (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 29 January 2009 22:20 (fifteen years ago) link

In America, we call those "cock rings".

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 29 January 2009 22:22 (fifteen years ago) link

Greatest single ever released?
http://www.factory-overseas.de/images/Fac73r_au.jpg

― Kenan (kenan), Saturday, November 6, 2004 7:37 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Of course, Kenan!

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Saturday, November 6, 2004 2:50 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Blue Monday 88 was not the greatest single!

This was:
http://www.btinternet.com/~comme6/saville/Bluemonday_a.jpg

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Saturday, November 6, 2004 3:38 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

YOU LIE!

― Kenan (kenan), Saturday, November 6, 2004 3:44 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

(Actually, I don't even know what that is.)

― Kenan (kenan), Saturday, November 6, 2004 3:45 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Holy shit... I take it all back. It's Blue Monday '83!

I an kicking myself over and over and over for not instantly recognizing it. I'm American... you gotta cut me some slack.

― Kenan (kenan), Saturday, November 6, 2004 3:51 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I am also american.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Saturday, November 6, 2004 6:10 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― as much dandelion as you can put in there (latebloomer), Saturday, 31 January 2009 06:42 (fifteen years ago) link

I don't even remember that.

― dan selzer, Saturday, 31 January 2009 14:28 (fifteen years ago) link

So many reasons why COGH is far superior to 77. Thanks, y'all beautiful!

― Skank Bloc Burwood (King Boy Pato), Saturday, January 31, 2009 9:42 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

no people, no problems

― roxymuzak, Saturday, January 31, 2009 9:43 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark

― twitty milk (deej), Sunday, 1 February 2009 03:50 (fifteen years ago) link

king boy pato really is francis from pee wee's big adventure isnt he

― s1ocki, Sunday, 1 February 2009 03:50 (fifteen years ago) link

i think on cape of good hope someone else aside from kbp posting constitutes a "clusterfuck"

― jordy (J0rdan S.), Sunday, February 1, 2009 1:43 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― estela, Sunday, 1 February 2009 06:18 (fifteen years ago) link

hahaha

― roxymuzak, Sunday, 1 February 2009 06:21 (fifteen years ago) link

loooooooool j0rdan

― twitty milk (deej), Sunday, 1 February 2009 10:25 (fifteen years ago) link

http://web.mit.edu/ryangray/Public/Gnus/thumbs_up.jpg

― This is ILXOR, we do what we like (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 February 2009 10:26 (fifteen years ago) link

quality lols

― as much dandelion as you can put in there (latebloomer), Sunday, 1 February 2009 21:04 (fifteen years ago) link

lolity quals

― as much dandelion as you can put in there (latebloomer), Sunday, 1 February 2009 21:04 (fifteen years ago) link

Thread of being readded to 77 after comedy mod actions today unsubscribed a bunch of people

― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Saturday, January 31, 2009 4:08 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

It's like being dumped from The Guardian all over again, innit?

― Skank Bloc Burwood (King Boy Pato), Saturday, January 31, 2009 9:43 PM Bookmark

― TACO BIZZLE (The Reverend), Sunday, 1 February 2009 22:14 (fifteen years ago) link

daaag

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 1 February 2009 22:30 (fifteen years ago) link

The rare successful Pato zing.

― roxymuzak, Sunday, 1 February 2009 22:33 (fifteen years ago) link

made my blud run cold

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 1 February 2009 22:36 (fifteen years ago) link

ya until that i was kinda warming to pato. i dont know him well at all but the failed zings are occasionally adorable

― k3vin k., Sunday, 1 February 2009 22:48 (fifteen years ago) link

naw, the point is that most kbp zings don't connect but that one was a fucking knockout

― TACO BIZZLE (The Reverend), Sunday, 1 February 2009 22:52 (fifteen years ago) link

he only zings his own

― america is the only _______ that _______ (country matters), Sunday, 1 February 2009 22:59 (fifteen years ago) link

made my blud run cold

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, February 1, 2009 4:36 PM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark

lmao

― jordy (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 1 February 2009 23:09 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah i feel rev i just didnt ride for that one is all

― k3vin k., Sunday, 1 February 2009 23:14 (fifteen years ago) link

Need zing police jagger to decide whether or not that was a justified and successful zing.

― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Sunday, 1 February 2009 23:15 (fifteen years ago) link

dom im not louis or anything however i think you got zung but good

― max, Sunday, 1 February 2009 23:55 (fifteen years ago) link

i thought it was a good zing for kbp, but weak sauce by 500% flavour of my balls standards

― caek, Monday, 2 February 2009 00:13 (fifteen years ago) link

less funny than 500% but decidedly more zingy

― roxymuzak, Monday, 2 February 2009 00:19 (fifteen years ago) link

where zingy = hurtful

― roxymuzak, Monday, 2 February 2009 00:19 (fifteen years ago) link

http://zingytees.browseorbuy.com/product_images/fullsize/zing.jpg

― moonship journey to baja, Monday, 2 February 2009 04:34 (fifteen years ago) link

would wear

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 2 February 2009 04:35 (fifteen years ago) link

would wear xpost

― roxymuzak, Monday, 2 February 2009 04:36 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.inkycircus.com/jargon/images/fraternal_twins_sxc_nr_1.jpg

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 2 February 2009 04:37 (fifteen years ago) link

haha aw!

― roxymuzak, Monday, 2 February 2009 04:38 (fifteen years ago) link

"flavour of my balls" is all-time zing and it's not fair to hold other zings up to it's standard

― TACO BIZZLE (The Reverend), Monday, 2 February 2009 06:12 (fifteen years ago) link

way easy target.

xp's

― subatomic dawg (Ioannis), Monday, 2 February 2009 08:58 (fifteen years ago) link

i have a friend who manages a hollister on long island--if this sounds like a version of hell thats because it is, i think it was edited out of the inferno

― max, Sunday, February 1, 2009 10:36 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

thx max_stanton

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, February 1, 2009 10:38 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest

^hoos was qual this weekend

― jordy (J0rdan S.), Monday, 2 February 2009 09:20 (fifteen years ago) link

wow dude

― roxymuzak, Monday, 2 February 2009 09:29 (fifteen years ago) link

the backlash begins

― roxymuzak, Monday, 2 February 2009 09:29 (fifteen years ago) link

those two COGH zings basically redeemed that thread

― Glans Kafka (MPx4A), Monday, 2 February 2009 11:35 (fifteen years ago) link

wow dude

― roxymuzak, Monday, February 2, 2009 4:29 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

the backlash begins

― roxymuzak, Monday, February 2, 2009 4:29 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

jeez you dont have to sound so pleased about it

― max, Monday, 2 February 2009 11:42 (fifteen years ago) link

WAHT I'm not pleased, I'm O_O

hence WOW

― roxymuzak, Monday, 2 February 2009 11:43 (fifteen years ago) link

;-)

― max, Monday, 2 February 2009 11:44 (fifteen years ago) link

Have I ever told the story on here about Chromeo cruising in the Jetta?

-- nabisco, Friday, June 29, 2007 10:12 PM (41 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

try to keep it under 4,000 words

-- jaxon, Friday, June 29, 2007 10:17 PM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

haha

― roxymuzak, Monday, 2 February 2009 11:46 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm pretty sure that's a recycled zing.

― angry pro-microwave vegetarian (forksclovetofu), Monday, 2 February 2009 22:02 (fifteen years ago) link

sustainable zing

― velko, Monday, 2 February 2009 22:05 (fifteen years ago) link

a fine wine zing however

― k3vin k., Monday, 2 February 2009 22:09 (fifteen years ago) link

;]

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 2 February 2009 22:55 (fifteen years ago) link

David Letterman roughed up ex-Gov. Blagojevich in his interview with him tonight. Here's the first exchange after his introduction:

DL: “Why exactly are you here? Honest to God…”

RB: “Well, you know, I’ve been wanting to be on your show in the worst way for the longest…”

DL: “Well, you’re on in the worst way.”

― green to white technology (jeff), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 02:18 (fifteen years ago) link

zingfroid

― estela, Wednesday, 4 February 2009 02:22 (fifteen years ago) link

cant wait to see it

― LOOK WHAT I BRING TO THE TABLA (deej), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 02:39 (fifteen years ago) link

:D :D :D :D

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 4 February 2009 06:10 (fifteen years ago) link

= <>

― autosocratic asphyxiation (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 07:27 (fifteen years ago) link

classic zing of the klaxons here

lol remember the klaxons?

― Noodle Vague, Tuesday, February 12, 2008 4:39 AM (11 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I live in America, and hence, do not.

― The Reverend, Tuesday, February 12, 2008 4:58 AM (11 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I live in England and I got the same problem

― Noodle Vague, Tuesday, February 12, 2008 5:14 AM (11 months ago) Bookmark

― your infinity in you is mad lifted (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 09:23 (fifteen years ago) link

they must have freaked when they read that

― s1ocki, Wednesday, 4 February 2009 14:18 (fifteen years ago) link

suh-nap,sons

― Redknapp out (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 14:36 (fifteen years ago) link

http://i42.tinypic.com/2r4nz15.jpg

― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 4 February 2009 23:38 (fifteen years ago) link

I read "flew" as 'blew' the first time there and it made sense.

― Bored of Canada (S-), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 23:57 (fifteen years ago) link

its a pretty lame zing made great by the fact that its delivered to congress abt an entire federal agency

― ice cr?m, Thursday, 5 February 2009 00:01 (fifteen years ago) link

lawmaker to marko: you're a "modern-day greek hero"

― rent, Thursday, 5 February 2009 00:12 (fifteen years ago) link

I like the stylistic touch of having the exact same content in the headline and lede of the story.

― autosocratic asphyxiation (Hurting 2), Thursday, 5 February 2009 01:20 (fifteen years ago) link

Not only was food bad and overpriced, but tables were super cramped in so that I could barely breathe, waiter couldn't get around the table and had to hand stuff to us, and at the end of the meal they gave us customer-satisfaction cards! Which I actually wanted to fill out and complain except I was more insulted by the idea of having to fill one out in a proper restaurant at all.

― autosocratic asphyxiation (Hurting 2), Monday, February 2, 2009 9:37 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

***

it's questionable that ocean grill is a "proper restaurant," it's owned by b.r. guest.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, February 5, 2009 3:07 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yeah, get a blog

― double bird strike (gabbneb), Thursday, February 5, 2009 3:10 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

get a blow job

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, February 5, 2009 3:15 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

― autosocratic asphyxiation (Hurting 2), Thursday, 5 February 2009 20:24 (fifteen years ago) link

lol

― The Reverend (rev), Thursday, 5 February 2009 20:49 (fifteen years ago) link

if you're going to keep someone on for their drama aspect then please make them at least interesting (ha ha i said that last night and my bf said "or even actually hot would be fine too").

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, February 5, 2009 11:16 AM Bookmark

well his taste is questionable, you know

― double bird strike (gabbneb), Thursday, February 5, 2009 3:33 PM Bookmark

― double bird strike (gabbneb), Thursday, 5 February 2009 20:52 (fifteen years ago) link

uh oh ZING WAR

― ice cr?m, Thursday, 5 February 2009 20:53 (fifteen years ago) link

Points awarded to gabb, but deducted after posting the zing himself.

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 5 February 2009 20:55 (fifteen years ago) link

Yeah, posting your own zing is at least a 15-yard penalty, if not a change of possession.

― The Reverend (rev), Thursday, 5 February 2009 20:57 (fifteen years ago) link

ZING RULES

― double bird strike (gabbneb), Thursday, 5 February 2009 20:58 (fifteen years ago) link

zing declined, 30 yard penalty, still first down

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 5 February 2009 20:59 (fifteen years ago) link

when will my suggest bans be acknowledged

― charleston chain (jeff), Thursday, 5 February 2009 21:02 (fifteen years ago) link

i have zero faith in the sb system if l-jag got 51'd and neb still aint been

― and what, Thursday, 5 February 2009 21:07 (fifteen years ago) link

JESUS CHRIST JON GO GET A BLOW JOB OR SOMETHING ALREADY!!!
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, March 6, 2007 4:53 PM Bookmark

Then there's X% of posters who are constantly angry and need to get a blow job seriously bad.
― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Wednesday, October 4, 2006 10:40 AM Bookmark

Aaron I love you, I'll have Chloe Sevigny give you a blow job in celebration.
― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, June 9, 2003 10:30 PM Bookmark

Weird related thing: I was seeing this guy recently who told me that bubble tea was "the closest [he'd] ever come to giving another guy a blow job"--thoughts?
― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, May 24, 2003 11:42 PM Bookmark

Stop ruining my jokes, you Fight Club zombie blow job doppleganger freak show.
― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, July 31, 2003 5:11 PM Bookmark

Dude. All I'm saying is that fifty cents is not gonna cut it if you want a blow job from me, ok? So take your dodgy zombie come ons elsewhere.
― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, May 25, 2003 11:12 PM Bookmark

it is apparently felix the otter and btw felix is not a girl's name so it is a little questionable to me that random house uk decided felix should be hot pink and have blow job lips.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, April 5, 2007 2:39 PM Bookmark

What is it with Siberia prompting blow job desire? Oh, right, there's nothing else to do in Siberia.
At least I think that was in Siberia.
― Allyzay, Thursday, February 5, 2004 11:44 AM Bookmark

i suppose it's never occurred to Ally that some dudes might think about blow jobs, like, way way way less than she does

― double bird strike (gabbneb), Thursday, 5 February 2009 21:11 (fifteen years ago) link

i SUGGEST that you refrain from blow
job BANter gabbneb

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 5 February 2009 21:13 (fifteen years ago) link

get off this thread you retard, xp

― caek, Thursday, 5 February 2009 21:14 (fifteen years ago) link

wow 8 posts about bjs on a forum where shes posted for nine years

― and what, Thursday, 5 February 2009 21:15 (fifteen years ago) link

is there a good reason he hasn't been banned yet? "enrages morbius 24/7" doesn't count

― John Hyman (misspelled intentionally) (omar little), Thursday, 5 February 2009 21:16 (fifteen years ago) link

Incriminating videotape of a mod - let's poll who.

― Neurotic in a Nuts Way (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 5 February 2009 21:17 (fifteen years ago) link

How often does Ally say "pablum"?

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 5 February 2009 21:17 (fifteen years ago) link

1% as much as alex in nyc

― John Hyman (misspelled intentionally) (omar little), Thursday, 5 February 2009 21:18 (fifteen years ago) link

fyi gabbneb hasnt been banned because hes the most amazing poster ever

― max, Thursday, 5 February 2009 21:19 (fifteen years ago) link

i sort of understand what you mean

― John Hyman (misspelled intentionally) (omar little), Thursday, 5 February 2009 21:19 (fifteen years ago) link

gabbneb is a really great guy

― charleston chain (jeff), Thursday, 5 February 2009 21:20 (fifteen years ago) link

post for post gabbneb brings more straight lols than anyone else, besides maybe burt or capn lorax

― max, Thursday, 5 February 2009 21:21 (fifteen years ago) link

gabbneb is. . . relentless

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 5 February 2009 21:21 (fifteen years ago) link

it's just weird how he's compiling a list of every time i've said "blow job" for some...reason yet skipped the fucking v sucking thread!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 February 2009 21:22 (fifteen years ago) link

i suppose it's never occurred to you, Ally, that some dudes might read about blow jobs, like, way way way less than you do

― charleston chain (jeff), Thursday, 5 February 2009 21:24 (fifteen years ago) link

not with the company i keep, no.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 February 2009 21:25 (fifteen years ago) link

Highway to the Traino zone.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Thursday, 5 February 2009 21:26 (fifteen years ago) link

Ned Raggett (Ned) wrote this on thread Can someone please post a picture of the Verizon Wireless guy and put me out of my misery, so that I can finally understand why everyone in Portland this weekend was fucking freaking me out by coming on board I Love Everything on Jun 2, 2003

No, he was wearing a priest's robes.

Ned Raggett wrote this on thread TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY DESERT FIEND, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE ST on board Idiot Thread Repository on Mar 4, 2008

*adjusts robes*

Ned Raggett wrote this on thread Double Deckers (chocolate bar) on board I Love Everything on Mar 21, 2002

Fair enough. *swans off in Emperor-of-the-Universe robes*

Ned Raggett (Ned) wrote this on thread I feel like just crawling into a hole to sob my stupidity away on board I Love Everything on Feb 23, 2003

But what would he be wearing under his robes, one wonders...

Ned Raggett (Ned) wrote this on thread Is Anyone Anticipating The New T.V. Show LOST? Come On, Anticipate LOST With Me! It's Made By The People Who Made Alias! You All Love Alias, Right? It's Like Lord Of The Flies Meets Survivor Meets Al on board I Love Everything on Sep 23, 2004

It turns out it's THE ELDERS OF THE VILLAGE WEARING RED ROBES OMG

Ned Raggett wrote this on thread The U.S. Supreme Court on board I Love Everything on Mar 18, 2002

I'm flattered. I'd make my robes *all* sparkly gold, though.

Ned Raggett (Ned) wrote this on thread How do I make tea/coffee? on board I Love Everything on Mar 7, 2003

Ah good. Now, do you have any of the finest Dom Perignon about, some silk robes...

Ned Raggett (Ned) wrote this on thread SEE DAN PERRY ON TELEVISION on board I Love Everything on Dec 13, 2003

He is not dressed in his papal robes = he was defrocked. Clearly it had to do with that 'incident' involving...well, anyway.

Ned Raggett (Ned) wrote this on thread HELLO KITTY ONLINE RPG! GOD SAVE US ALL! on board I Love Everything on Feb 2, 2005

Goths, the lot of you! Oh wait. *drapes self in robes of suffering and sings about burniny pyres*

Ned Raggett (Ned) wrote this on thread Since the electronic /dance revolution of 1988 there has been no excuse for anyone with any creativity to be involved in the sad world of (electric-guitar orientated) rock. Discuss on board I Love Music on May 15, 2006

want names? Gargamel

I hope to hell the bandmembers are all balding, dress in black robes and cackle.

Ned Raggett wrote this on thread Roy Montgomery: Classic or Dud etc etc on board I Love Music on Jan 18, 2002

But why do you think I LIKE IT SO MUCH? *drapes self in robes of blackened suffering, chants in moonlight and invokes Lestat*

Ned Raggett (Ned) wrote this on thread did cerebus ever get good again? on board I Love Everything on Feb 12, 2003

The only part of Cerebus I've ever actually read was the conclusion of the Oscar Wilde arc, specifically because of the Wilde connection. I thought it wonderful but I was wondering about the women in the robes framing the whole thing.

Ned Raggett wrote this on thread Perry Farrell or Anthony Kiedis? on board I Love Music on Nov 20, 2001

First Ally accused me of wizard words, then [nabisco] imagines me in robes, then this. But I like the idea I have this MAGICAL POWER. Give in, give in! And buy me booze in December.

Ned Raggett (Ned) wrote this on thread What shops do you have fun in? on board I Love Everything on May 14, 2003

Like you need a soap to think of unwashed hobbits...

Frankly, given the state of sanitation that must have existed in Middle Earth, I would rather not think about anything unwashed in that milieu at all. And when the last time Gandalf laundered his robes?

Ned Raggett (Ned) wrote this on thread Rehnquist is dead on board I Love Everything on Sep 4, 2005

Very interesting. As Trife noted, I want the robes so I can be FAAAAAAAAABULOUS.

Sorry if I'm not shedding any tears.

Quite. If this had happened in late January I'd be a lot more immediately worried. Now, however...now I'm not so sure at all.

Ned Raggett (Ned) wrote this on thread Rolling 2005 Metal Thread on board I Love Music on Sep 25, 2005

Dude, Ned, they are like live-action fantasy novels. They are all about pomp and velvet robes. You should really dig that stuff.

Yes, but by this same logic I should be going to sf/fantasy conventions and Ren Faires. Wild horses could not take me to those locations.

Ned Raggett wrote this on thread The Miracle of the Smiths on board I Love Music on Sep 26, 2001

To hell with you both. But neither of you clowns has anything on my friend ML who went to England in 1979 and ended up seeing Joy Division. With OMD opening, when they had long hair and wore robes. Astounding!

Ned Raggett wrote this on thread Is Ned Raggett schizophrenic? on board I Love Music on Jun 10, 2002

a bit pompous

*adjusts flowing robes, tears self away from floor to ceiling mirror* Wait, what? ;-) Seriously, only a bit? At points I've thought I've been terribly pompous! Hopefully not often, though.

― and what, Thursday, 5 February 2009 21:28 (fifteen years ago) link

I wonder what effect snuggies will have on this situation.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Thursday, 5 February 2009 21:32 (fifteen years ago) link

thx for making my thurs more palatable guys

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 5 February 2009 21:36 (fifteen years ago) link

Ned Slankett

― eman, Thursday, 5 February 2009 21:39 (fifteen years ago) link

DL: “Why exactly are you here? Honest to God…”

RB: “Well, you know, I’ve been wanting to be on your show in the worst way for the longest…”

DL: “Well, you’re on in the worst way.”

^this is great

― roxymuzak, Saturday, 7 February 2009 00:48 (fifteen years ago) link

How Terrified Are You?

― special guest stars mark bronson, Monday, 9 February 2009 13:31 (fifteen years ago) link

DP really put me off Leeds. It was OK when I visited in 2002 but I don't think I'd feel happy going back now.

― the pinefox, Friday, 13 February 2009 13:57 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

'Leeds' is an unusually horrible name for a town or city

― the pinefox, Friday, 13 February 2009 13:57 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Leeds United are an unusually horrible football club

in a sense, Leeds could be the worst place in Britain.

― the pinefox, Friday, 13 February 2009 13:58 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yes, in a sense, a very strange sense were we judge the merits of a place on its football club, how its name sounds and its portrayals in crime fiction.

― Bone Thugs-N-Harmony ft Phil Collins (jim), Friday, 13 February 2009 14:09 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Bonkers candy, the Nabisco candy (stevie), Friday, 13 February 2009 16:10 (fifteen years ago) link

she dresses nelly retardo

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, February 13, 2009 7:45 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Hehhh..... a bit liek ur mom methinks, in bed~

― mumps (iiiijjjj), Friday, February 13, 2009 8:26 PM (57 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

your mom doesn't dress well in bed.

― mumps (iiiijjjj), Friday, February 13, 2009 8:27 PM (56 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Dan I., Saturday, 14 February 2009 03:24 (fifteen years ago) link

Gotta remember that titchy assembles his arguments by randomly piecing together cut-up squares of paper containing half-true statements. It's like a Challops-o-Matic.

― Tim F, Saturday, February 14, 2009 2:57 PM Bookmark

― The Reverend, Saturday, 14 February 2009 23:03 (fifteen years ago) link

!!

― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 14 February 2009 23:19 (fifteen years ago) link

omg what thread

― moonship journey to baja, Sunday, 15 February 2009 00:26 (fifteen years ago) link

NE-YO v THE DREAM

― 4chan Marshall (The stickman from the hilarious xkcd comics), Sunday, 15 February 2009 00:36 (fifteen years ago) link

well, if it worked for william s burroughs ...

― moonship journey to baja, Sunday, 15 February 2009 01:14 (fifteen years ago) link

Bancruisin' titchyschneidermk2 is a huge improvement on earnest Dissensus refugee titchyschneidermk2.

― 4chan Marshall (The stickman from the hilarious xkcd comics), Sunday, 15 February 2009 01:15 (fifteen years ago) link

he's a bit shit

― s1ocki, Sunday, 15 February 2009 01:41 (fifteen years ago) link

ohhh he's a dissensus dude

i get him now

― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 15 February 2009 01:49 (fifteen years ago) link

lol internet

― on some charter shit no doubt (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 15 February 2009 01:54 (fifteen years ago) link

Why Minimal Techno is the best dance music ever:
― blunt (blunt), Tuesday, October 18, 2005 8:46 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

that's a good question...
FOR ME TO POOP ON !!!!!

― blunt (blunt), Tuesday, October 18, 2005 8:50 PM Bookmark

― moonship journey to baja, Sunday, 15 February 2009 07:51 (fifteen years ago) link

omg

― lol (roxymuzak), Sunday, 15 February 2009 08:26 (fifteen years ago) link

she dresses nelly retardo

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, February 13, 2009 7:45 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Hehhh..... a bit liek ur mom methinks, in bed~

― mumps (iiiijjjj), Friday, February 13, 2009 8:26 PM (57 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

your mom doesn't dress well in bed.

― mumps (iiiijjjj), Friday, February 13, 2009 8:27 PM (56 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Dan I., Friday, February 13, 2009 10:24 PM (2 days ago) [IP: 75.72.181.211] Bookmark

― sleep, Sunday, 15 February 2009 09:02 (fifteen years ago) link

i don't get that zing

― moonship journey to baja, Sunday, 15 February 2009 09:37 (fifteen years ago) link

ip zing

― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 15 February 2009 09:41 (fifteen years ago) link

iping a little freely there

― lol (roxymuzak), Sunday, 15 February 2009 09:54 (fifteen years ago) link

i spent like a full two minutes messing with permutations zing and ip

i zping
zi ping
zingp

― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 15 February 2009 10:00 (fifteen years ago) link

pizing

― "chinese coke prank" (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 15 February 2009 10:05 (fifteen years ago) link

get a job imo

― lol (roxymuzak), Sunday, 15 February 2009 10:08 (fifteen years ago) link

(jk)

― lol (roxymuzak), Sunday, 15 February 2009 10:08 (fifteen years ago) link

no rly wat does it mean

― moonship journey to baja, Sunday, 15 February 2009 10:13 (fifteen years ago) link

loll

― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 15 February 2009 10:13 (fifteen years ago) link

mr f0zi is gone off ilx because of you

― moonship journey to baja, Sunday, 15 February 2009 10:24 (fifteen years ago) link

the zing was that the first zing was awful

― Dan I., Sunday, 15 February 2009 10:25 (fifteen years ago) link

Am I alone in thinking that Moby should be rounded up and shot? Unfortunately, that wouldn't rid us of the crap he's turned out so far (and which is STILL getting plastered over every other fucking tv ad). A Moby CD is really something for those middle-of-the-road, "I've got ten CD's" kind of people, who put it on as background noise during boring dinner parties. Any thoughts on this?

― Rudolf (Rudolf), Friday, December 5, 2003 1:51 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Playing music during dinner parties is classic, as you'd know if you had any friends or knew how to use a knife and fork.

― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Friday, December 5, 2003 2:00 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark

― unaustralian (jabba hands), Monday, 16 February 2009 09:06 (fifteen years ago) link

damn son

― lol (roxymuzak), Monday, 16 February 2009 09:07 (fifteen years ago) link

old ilx, red in tooth and claw.

― ^^ one of enriques sincere posts (special guest stars mark bronson), Monday, 16 February 2009 09:09 (fifteen years ago) link

Tico Tico certainly knew how to use a knife and fork, amirite?

― Ringtone bisexual bible shower (The stickman from the hilarious xkcd comics), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:19 (fifteen years ago) link

looooool

― ^^ one of enriques sincere posts (special guest stars mark bronson), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:29 (fifteen years ago) link

huh?

― moonship journey to baja, Monday, 16 February 2009 11:53 (fifteen years ago) link

brit in-joke

― ^^ one of enriques sincere posts (special guest stars mark bronson), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:54 (fifteen years ago) link

i don't get it

― caek, Monday, 16 February 2009 12:10 (fifteen years ago) link

get over it imo

― lol (roxymuzak), Monday, 16 February 2009 12:12 (fifteen years ago) link

i see what you did there

― moonship journey to baja, Monday, 16 February 2009 12:38 (fifteen years ago) link

Gordo Gordo

― eman, Monday, 16 February 2009 16:20 (fifteen years ago) link

Concept: Female friend ragging on me for dismissing potential beau as "clearly insane and fucked up" because she mentioned she was into watersports and knifeplay, and "how do you know she's not just a perfectly balanced woman who has kink?"
Era: Two days ago
Analogy: "Yeah, I'm sure there's people who vote for the BNP because they agree with their taxation policy as well"
Flaw: People vote for the BNP because they're racists, not because of economical issues.

― Ringtone bisexual bible shower (The stickman from the hilarious xkcd comics), Monday, February 16, 2009 10:42 AM (56 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

dom there are other threads where you can sideways brag about kinky girls who have crushes on you

― max, Monday, February 16, 2009 10:48 AM (50 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

dom can't fit sideways into those threads

― and what, Monday, February 16, 2009 11:00 AM (38 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

double zing

― ice cr?m, Monday, 16 February 2009 16:40 (fifteen years ago) link

who is john d to complain about anyone's quality control, eh?

― ian, Monday, February 16, 2009 8:57 PM (46 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^ thats a burn notice right there.

― ^^ one of enriques sincere posts (special guest stars mark bronson), Monday, 16 February 2009 20:45 (fifteen years ago) link

daaaaaag

― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 16 February 2009 21:47 (fifteen years ago) link

looks like it's gonna be more straightforward-song-oriented record, less atmospheric and "experimental" than Yellow House

― Zeno, Monday, February 16, 2009 4:15 PM (46 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^alarming news

― sonderangerbot, Monday, February 16, 2009 4:17 PM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark

― big fatass rick ross (J0rdan S.), Monday, 16 February 2009 23:12 (fifteen years ago) link

we need a separate thread for shitty chuck lorre sitcoms but only if we can embed an audio file of a loud over-the-top fake laugh track that repeats every ten seconds

― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, February 17, 2009 10:04 AM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^ only way to recreate the chuck lorre sitcom-watching experience in thread format

― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, February 17, 2009 10:05 AM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

okay massive lolz at complaining about the laugh track in other sitcoms on a "How I Met Your Mother" thread

― Lots of praying with no breakfast! (HI DERE), Tuesday, February 17, 2009 10:06 AM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

there's a machine that can do that for you

― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, February 17, 2009 10:09 AM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

and chuck lorre owns 400 of them

― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, February 17, 2009 10:09 AM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― brainless popcorn (some dude), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 15:39 (fifteen years ago) link

my spelling and syntax is a joke today.

― straightola, Wednesday, February 18, 2009 9:01 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

*are

― k3vin k., Wednesday, February 18, 2009 10:14 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

― mark cl, Wednesday, 18 February 2009 20:09 (fifteen years ago) link

I reserved Watchmen at the library!

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, February 18, 2009 4:20 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

good to see you find something else to do besides showering in the bathroom sink and changing your plastic bag shoes

― harry s tfuman (and what), Wednesday, February 18, 2009 9:39 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― go back to ur game of Croquette ye posho's (stevie), Thursday, 19 February 2009 09:54 (fifteen years ago) link

dag

― THE_REAL_BLAP (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 19 February 2009 09:58 (fifteen years ago) link

fuck you asshole, go cornhole andshit

― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 19 February 2009 14:18 (fifteen years ago) link

lol @ Jordan somehow getting the backdraft of the burn

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 19 February 2009 15:01 (fifteen years ago) link

cataloging 'burns' is #1 among many preadolescent games here that suggests I need to go

― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 19 February 2009 15:12 (fifteen years ago) link

http://rationalwiki.com/wiki/images/2/2f/Tumbleweed.gif

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 19 February 2009 15:41 (fifteen years ago) link

no argument here

― harry s tfuman (and what), Thursday, 19 February 2009 15:44 (fifteen years ago) link

lmao plastic bag shoes

― eman, Thursday, 19 February 2009 16:20 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.pbs.org/engage/sites/all/files/blog_images/Ol_VL_K_3D.jpg

― lemmy tristano (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 19 February 2009 16:25 (fifteen years ago) link

shiroipaperbagshoes

― s1ocki, Thursday, 19 February 2009 17:05 (fifteen years ago) link

tbh i don't even get the zing, it just seemed so specific and personal that i felt it burning even tho i couldn't see its soul

― THE_REAL_BLAP (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 19 February 2009 17:05 (fifteen years ago) link

somebody mock up one of those clothing montage photos with a scarf, a tweed hat, blue jeans and a 3xl iron sheik tee

― harry s tfuman (and what), Friday, 20 February 2009 19:13 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious xkcd comics), Friday, 20 February 2009 19:16 (fifteen years ago) link

john hodgman's twitter kind of sucks

― goole, Friday, February 20, 2009 7:11 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Wow, what a great story!

― I feel twitterers around me (forksclovetofu), Friday, February 20, 2009 7:19 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― s1ocki, Friday, 20 February 2009 21:33 (fifteen years ago) link

lol, that was an xpost and not intended as a zing.

― I feel twitterers around me (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 February 2009 21:42 (fifteen years ago) link

was struggling on my bus ride home from my friends place to come up w/ a way to make this thread interesting

― deej da 5'9 (deej), Saturday, February 21, 2009 5:39 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark

― suggban stevens (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 21 February 2009 17:35 (fifteen years ago) link

hahaha what thread

― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 21 February 2009 18:58 (fifteen years ago) link

i thought it was a howard hughes reference: old, picky and crazy

― moonship journey to baja, Saturday, 21 February 2009 19:42 (fifteen years ago) link

Chaki's still around?!

― Tuomas, Saturday, February 21, 2009 4:27 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

He now posts as (other ILX poster who has no traits in common with Chaki)

― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious xkcd comics), Saturday, February 21, 2009 4:31 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I thought he went and quit after that one guy got banned.

― Tuomas, Saturday, February 21, 2009 4:36 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

"Other ILX poster who has no traits in common with Chaki" is a pretty obvious pseudonym though.

― Tuomas, Saturday, February 21, 2009 4:37 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

youre making a joke

― lol (roxymuzak), Saturday, February 21, 2009 6:25 PM Bookmark

― I CAN'T TAKE THE RONG!!! (The Reverend), Sunday, 22 February 2009 08:12 (fifteen years ago) link

Why gleefully wallow in one's own shameful produce? It makes a good story, I guess.

A little context: Our annual drag competition occurred last night (and there'll be a whole new slew of photos you're no doubt straining at the leash to ogle), and I, the lovely Diana Swirl, proceeded to come third out of about twenty-five, a sterling effort indeed. Participants were then paraded about the combination room (posh room for fellows/dons/tutors) where the more outrageously homosexual members of the Peterhouse teaching staff had assembled to appreciate and compliment alike (again, more photos coming soon). After that, back to the bar for a quick alcopop or five, and then off to the 2nd-place ladyboy's room for fun and games! At first, mere nudity and running about Old Court in the buff were the order of the day, but as more port disappeared down our gullets, an empty vodka bottle presented itself and before we knew it we were locked into a vigorous Truth Or Dare session. Truth grew rapidly dull, as is its wont, and upon my response to the question 'Have you ever pulled?', the young lady next to me was dared to rectify this sad state of affairs. One thing led to another, and a couple of minutes later she was tossing me off, my spongy love-length refusing to straighten out to its maximum rigidity despite the expertise with which she palpated its bulbous form. Then the 2nd-place ladyboy decided that he'd make a better fist of things, and thus was my first heterosexual experience pursued hardily by my first homosexual one...

― unfished business, Monday, March 12, 2007 12:53 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

FUCK OFF YOU PONCE

― Mr. Que, Monday, March 12, 2007 12:54 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Lord Infamous Epsilon (and what), Sunday, 22 February 2009 21:30 (fifteen years ago) link

A little context: Our annual drag competition occurred last night (and there'll be a whole new slew of photos you're no doubt straining at the leash to ogle), and I, the lovely Diana Swirl, proceeded to come third out of about twenty-five, a sterling effort indeed. Participants were then paraded about the combination room (posh room for fellows/dons/tutors) where the more outrageously homosexual members of the Peterhouse teaching staff had assembled to appreciate and compliment alike (again, more photos coming soon). After that, back to the bar for a quick alcopop or five, and then off to the 2nd-place ladyboy's room for fun and games! At first, mere nudity and running about Old Court in the buff were the order of the day, but as more port disappeared down our gullets, an empty vodka bottle presented itself and before we knew it we were locked into a vigorous Truth Or Dare session. Truth grew rapidly dull, as is its wont, and upon my response to the question 'Have you ever pulled?', the young lady next to me was dared to rectify this sad state of affairs. One thing led to another, and a couple of minutes later she was tossing me off, my spongy love-length refusing to straighten out to its maximum rigidity despite the expertise with which she palpated its bulbous form. Then the 2nd-place ladyboy decided that he'd make a better fist of things, and thus was my first heterosexual experience pursued hardily by my first homosexual one...

^poll

― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious xkcd comics), Sunday, 22 February 2009 21:43 (fifteen years ago) link

#1 - spongy love-length
#2 - she palpated its bulbous form
#3 - the 2nd-place ladyboy decide that he'd make a better fist of things
#4 - the more outrageously homosexual members of the Peterhouse teaching staff
#5 - there'll be a whole new slew of photos you're no doubt straining at the leash to ogle

― max, Sunday, 22 February 2009 21:45 (fifteen years ago) link

why gleefully wallow in one's own shameful produce?

― Lord Infamous Epsilon (and what), Sunday, 22 February 2009 22:48 (fifteen years ago) link

I suppose some find puerile behavior winsome.

― lol (roxymuzak), Sunday, 22 February 2009 22:55 (fifteen years ago) link

as more port disappeared down our gullets, an empty vodka bottle presented itself and before we knew it we were locked into a vigorous Truth Or Dare session

Wait, so nobody was drinking vodka, they just brought an empty bottle along with them?

― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious xkcd comics), Sunday, 22 February 2009 22:57 (fifteen years ago) link

No headband?

― we r from twitteronia, we connect (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 22 February 2009 23:50 (fifteen years ago) link

is that like no homo?

― I feel twitterers around me (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 22 February 2009 23:58 (fifteen years ago) link

I suppose some find puerile behavior winsome.

― lol (roxymuzak), Sunday, February 22, 2009 10:55 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

<3 <3 <3 <3

― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 23 February 2009 00:37 (fifteen years ago) link

yay, the Apatow daughters are back!

hopefully there's a red-band coming.

― Simon H., Monday, February 23, 2009 9:10 AM (1 hour ago)

i assume this didnt come out the way you'd planned

― k3vin k., Monday, February 23, 2009 10:12 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Masta Race (some dude), Monday, 23 February 2009 18:15 (fifteen years ago) link

Masta Race (some dude),

lol

― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 23 February 2009 18:24 (fifteen years ago) link

alcopops

― s1ocki, Monday, 23 February 2009 18:25 (fifteen years ago) link

or 5

― s1ocki, Monday, 23 February 2009 18:25 (fifteen years ago) link

alcopoppage

― Lord Infamous Epsilon (and what), Monday, 23 February 2009 18:26 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.marsneedsguitars.com/blog_pics/britpop.jpg

― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious xkcd comics), Monday, 23 February 2009 18:58 (fifteen years ago) link

christ, that LJ story

― memo from norv turner (omar little), Monday, 23 February 2009 18:59 (fifteen years ago) link

i know this is meta or whatev but like

"my spongy love-length refusing to straighten out to its maximum rigidity despite the expertise with which she palpated its bulbous form"

how do you even write this sentence

― Lord Infamous Epsilon (and what), Monday, 23 February 2009 19:02 (fifteen years ago) link

how do you even write this sentence

― Lord Infamous Epsilon (and what), Monday, 23 February 2009 19:02 (2 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/University_of_Cambridge

― Britpoppage (The stickman from the hilarious xkcd comics), Monday, 23 February 2009 19:03 (fifteen years ago) link

using this pen

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/PTGPOD/403522-FB~Quill-Pen-and-Ink-Well-Posters.jpg

― eman, Monday, 23 February 2009 19:30 (fifteen years ago) link

does that pen have a vibrating tip

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 23 February 2009 19:31 (fifteen years ago) link

a sterling effort indeed.

this is the most british phrase i could ever think of

― suggban stevens (J0rdan S.), Monday, 23 February 2009 19:47 (fifteen years ago) link

'pip pip a blood pudding' being a close second?

― Throwing Puffy under the gay bus, whatever that means (forksclovetofu), Monday, 23 February 2009 20:02 (fifteen years ago) link

Probably not, what with "blood pudding" being an American term.

― Britpoppage (The stickman from the hilarious xkcd comics), Monday, 23 February 2009 20:54 (fifteen years ago) link

i swear to fkn god, not all of oxbridge is like that.

― meme economist (special guest stars mark bronson), Monday, 23 February 2009 21:02 (fifteen years ago) link

bloodclaat pudding

― The Reverend (rev), Monday, 23 February 2009 21:03 (fifteen years ago) link

Andrew Dice Clay. When I was a kid I thought that guy was real.

― burt_stanton, Tuesday, February 17, 2009 6:03 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

burt_stanton i believe adc is approx as real as you are

― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, February 18, 2009 3:23 AM (5 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― pour some suggban on me (some dude), Monday, 23 February 2009 21:28 (fifteen years ago) link

i swear to fkn god, not all of oxbridge is like that.

― meme economist (special guest stars mark bronson), Monday, 23 February 2009 21:02 (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Fair point, there are racists along with the sexual deviants.

― Britpoppage (The stickman from the hilarious xkcd comics), Monday, 23 February 2009 21:32 (fifteen years ago) link

lol

xpost

― k3vin k., Monday, 23 February 2009 21:32 (fifteen years ago) link

i swear to fkn god, not all of oxbridge is like that.

― meme economist (special guest stars mark bronson), Monday, 23 February 2009 21:02 (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Some of them can get fully tumenescent

― gtfoer spurlock (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 23 February 2009 21:34 (fifteen years ago) link

we have your Prick of the Year Oscar for you btw

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, February 25, 2009 11:14 AM

how lovely.

― jed_, Wednesday, February 25, 2009 11:22 AM

presented by the previous year's winner?

― joe, Wednesday, February 25, 2009 11:23 AM

― eman, Wednesday, 25 February 2009 17:42 (fifteen years ago) link

haha lol

― Win A Car From Suicidal Tendencies! (jeff), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 18:42 (fifteen years ago) link

i see ethan isn't struggling for new material

― bitch hooligan, pussy ass nobrain dårk (country matters), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 18:46 (fifteen years ago) link

my new material has refused to straighten out to maximum rigidity

― it's darn and ielle is hot (and what), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 19:12 (fifteen years ago) link

i assume mine all come from people recoiling from bad jokes

― s1ocki, Friday, February 27, 2009 9:58 AM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

nah, you've made a lot more bad jokes than that

― WmC, Friday, February 27, 2009 9:59 AM (22 minutes ago)

― k3vin k., Friday, 27 February 2009 15:24 (fifteen years ago) link

http://djdocrok.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/oh-snap.jpg

― s1ocki, Friday, 27 February 2009 16:08 (fifteen years ago) link

hahaha which ilxor is that a picture of

― deej da 5'9 (deej), Friday, 27 February 2009 16:10 (fifteen years ago) link

^^^basically a composite picture of the LBZC

― bitch hooligan, pussy ass nobrain dårk (country matters), Friday, 27 February 2009 16:14 (fifteen years ago) link

thats what i imagine whiney g weingarten looking like

― s1ocki, Friday, 27 February 2009 16:36 (fifteen years ago) link

http://djdocrok.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/oh-snap.jpghttp://foodbeast.com/content/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/5-dollar-footlongs-backkkkkk.jpg

― bobby dijindal (and what), Friday, 27 February 2009 16:37 (fifteen years ago) link

Snapway

― Eerie, Indierocker (The stickman from the hilarious xkcd comics), Friday, 27 February 2009 16:38 (fifteen years ago) link

not a dig at whiney it's just the imagine that pops in my head for some reason

― s1ocki, Friday, 27 February 2009 16:46 (fifteen years ago) link

^^^ most disingenuous post of all time

― Helsinki Is Other People (Noodle Vague), Friday, 27 February 2009 16:51 (fifteen years ago) link

its not matos?

― eman, Friday, 27 February 2009 16:52 (fifteen years ago) link

It looks a _lot_ like NRQ, tbh.

― Eerie, Indierocker (The stickman from the hilarious xkcd comics), Friday, 27 February 2009 16:53 (fifteen years ago) link

Including the hat?

― Helsinki Is Other People (Noodle Vague), Friday, 27 February 2009 16:53 (fifteen years ago) link

not a dig at whiney it's just the imagine that pops in my head for some reason

― s1ocki, Friday, February 27, 2009 4:46 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^^ most disingenuous post of all time

― Helsinki Is Other People (Noodle Vague), Friday, February 27, 2009 4:51 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

heeeeeeeeeeeey come on.

― s1ocki, Friday, 27 February 2009 16:58 (fifteen years ago) link

most disingenuous post of all time

― Helsinki Is Other People (Noodle Vague),

today, of all days, you say this.

― Anthony, I am not an Alcoholic & Drunk (darraghmac), Friday, 27 February 2009 17:03 (fifteen years ago) link

http://djdocrok.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/oh-snap.jpg

― bobby dijindal (and what), Friday, 27 February 2009 17:03 (fifteen years ago) link

Hey s1ocki I meant it in a good way. Don't SB me bro

― Helsinki Is Other People (Noodle Vague), Friday, 27 February 2009 17:04 (fifteen years ago) link

JOKE

Q: what would you do if tuomas was complaining about constipation

― s1ocki, Friday, 27 February 2009 17:24 (fifteen years ago) link

A: whats constipation?

― ice cr?m, Friday, 27 February 2009 17:26 (fifteen years ago) link

A: suggest bran

― s1ocki, Friday, 27 February 2009 17:26 (fifteen years ago) link

ok genuine lol @ jhos

― Lots of praying with no breakfast! (HI DERE), Friday, 27 February 2009 17:27 (fifteen years ago) link

give him a finn-ema

― 'lop chalpagne (and what), Friday, 27 February 2009 17:28 (fifteen years ago) link

would that result in a tuomas sundae

― deej da 5'9 (deej), Friday, 27 February 2009 17:29 (fifteen years ago) link

too far

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Friday, 27 February 2009 17:30 (fifteen years ago) link

It looks a _lot_ like NRQ, tbh.

― Eerie, Indierocker (The stickman from the hilarious xkcd comics), Friday, February 27, 2009 5:53 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

idk mayne...

― special guest stars mark bronson, Friday, 27 February 2009 18:32 (fifteen years ago) link

just the backwards purple cap and red glasses right

― s1ocki, Friday, 27 February 2009 19:08 (fifteen years ago) link

and i do say oh snap a lot.

― special guest stars mark bronson, Friday, 27 February 2009 19:24 (fifteen years ago) link

pleasantly shocked nobody's suggested me yet tbh

― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 27 February 2009 19:49 (fifteen years ago) link

0 sbs is pretty vanilla imo. i got more than double dom's trouble.

― special guest stars mark bronson, Friday, 27 February 2009 19:51 (fifteen years ago) link

doo doo brown

― always on time, possibly a bear (Matt P), Friday, 27 February 2009 20:02 (fifteen years ago) link

It looks a _lot_ like NRQ, tbh.

made my day.

― Dr Morbius, Friday, 27 February 2009 20:06 (fifteen years ago) link

there are so many injokes in a waterfall right here

― the styles are a lie (roxymuzak), Friday, 27 February 2009 21:59 (fifteen years ago) link

Sounds like an average weekend for Whiney.

― Blap for Lashes (The stickman from the hilarious xkcd comics), Friday, 27 February 2009 21:59 (fifteen years ago) link

don't go drownin' in waterfalls
please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to

― Fight scenes don't hold a candle to Asian action (forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 February 2009 23:46 (fifteen years ago) link

have heard BP was gay-for-pay as struggling actor; so wd andtwat if the johns removed their dentures

― Dr Morbius, Monday, 2 March 2009 16:30 (1 hour ago) Permalink

whaaat

― homie bhabha (max), Monday, 2 March 2009 16:31 (1 hour ago) Permalink

are you asking me out on a date?

― [.]'s kids (and what), Monday, 2 March 2009 16:32 (1 hour ago) Permalink

― My carpal tunnel is too bad to go "all over." (Matt P), Monday, 2 March 2009 17:39 (fifteen years ago) link

Ban zing threads pls

― Dr Morbius, Monday, 2 March 2009 17:48 (fifteen years ago) link

This is from a thread about a team being disqualified after winning a BBC quiz show.

Fuck the spineless BBC jobsworths.

No one is at all bothered about it except mediocre bureaucrats trying to keep their own worthless "jobs."

And of course, the Meejah, who can spot a Good Story at a hundred paces.

My God, how we hate and envy intelligent, talented people in this country.

― Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, March 3, 2009 8:30 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

the guy was ineligible you fucking moron.

― Judd Nelson (special guest stars mark bronson), Tuesday, March 3, 2009 9:16 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― caek, Tuesday, 3 March 2009 11:40 (fifteen years ago) link

we need a 'suggest hardman' button

― Judd Nelson (special guest stars mark bronson), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 11:42 (fifteen years ago) link

Tombot memorial button

― Captain Save-Ahlo (The stickman from the hilarious xkcd comics), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 12:12 (fifteen years ago) link

meejah grauniad beeb

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 3 March 2009 14:59 (fifteen years ago) link

Meejah will provide

― eman, Tuesday, 3 March 2009 15:09 (fifteen years ago) link

hahaha

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 3 March 2009 15:59 (fifteen years ago) link

I don't have any issues with JW. Yet. Though I don't know that much about him as a human being (vs. a collection of little anecdotes) and I'm about 85% sure he'd be more than happy to keep that arms' distance, "we only post on the same forum" type non-interactivity up. Ok, 90% sure. 91. There. Good enough.
-- Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Wednesday, June 23, 2004 6:33 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 3 January 2008 18:38 (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

she was pretty f'd

― chaki, Thursday, 3 January 2008 18:40 (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

or lack of f'd

― chaki, Thursday, 3 January 2008 18:40 (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― special guest stars burt_stanton (The stickman from the hilarious xkcd comics), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 23:24 (fifteen years ago) link

how do you just happen to come upon this shit

― cindy (goole), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 23:29 (fifteen years ago) link

Bumped thread, dunny.

― special guest stars burt_stanton (The stickman from the hilarious xkcd comics), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 23:49 (fifteen years ago) link

The real problem here seems to be pretty clear.

Unfortunately Dan has derailed/locked enough threads this past week or so with his tantrums to the extent that ILx has become far more of a chore and far less fun, either to read or to post on, and when things degenerate to the level that even a moderator can't keep his cool it's time to pull the plug. I experience more than enough of this crap at work; don't need to see it on a messageboard which is supposed to be about fun.

I'll pop back and see how things are in a month or so but am convinced that this was not what ILx was originally supposed to be about and am not overly optimistic that there will have been an improvement.

― Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, March 5, 2009 7:04 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Marcello, giving yourself a self-congratulatory and tone-deaf reacharound is not what I would call productive criticism. But have fun in your month off.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, March 5, 2009 7:06 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― The Reverend (rev), Thursday, 5 March 2009 17:56 (fifteen years ago) link

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-UkouyWka8g/SYZ99vwrMUI/AAAAAAAAAOo/PTe8aOFhQD4/s400/damn+homie.jpg

― gooder dan a mug, lol (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 5 March 2009 18:16 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah that post was the perfect combination of truth bomb/zing/holy-shit-did-he-just-say-that

― the thick man from the late "imp!" clusterfucks (k3vin k.), Thursday, 5 March 2009 18:17 (fifteen years ago) link

be funnier if it wasn't ned tbh

― UNBAN DOM PASSANTINO (special guest stars mark bronson), Thursday, 5 March 2009 18:19 (fifteen years ago) link

show all posts, Ctrl-F "raggett" on this thread is good times

― We are all from Northampton now (caek), Thursday, 5 March 2009 18:22 (fifteen years ago) link

are you fucking kidding me, it's like 1021209201x better that it was ned of all ppl

― s1ocki, Thursday, 5 March 2009 18:22 (fifteen years ago) link

xp

― s1ocki, Thursday, 5 March 2009 18:23 (fifteen years ago) link

seriously

― We are all from Northampton now (caek), Thursday, 5 March 2009 18:23 (fifteen years ago) link

no idea why you guys think that but ech

― UNBAN DOM PASSANTINO (special guest stars mark bronson), Thursday, 5 March 2009 18:28 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah i mean i am imagining him saying it, out loud, in his voice too is the thing here

― lady burt stanton (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Thursday, 5 March 2009 18:29 (fifteen years ago) link

be funnier if it wasn't ned tbh

so rong

― The number of suggest bans required to send ILXors to the corn field (stevie), Thursday, 5 March 2009 18:44 (fifteen years ago) link

mods r shit imo

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, March 5, 2009 1:54 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Then go somewhere else.

― Wes HI DEREson (HI DERE), Thursday, March 5, 2009 1:55 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

make me motherfucker

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, March 5, 2009 1:55 PM (59 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― stanton in the shadows of brotown (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 5 March 2009 18:57 (fifteen years ago) link

ice cold

― been HOOS, where yyyou steene!? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 5 March 2009 19:10 (fifteen years ago) link

elmo argonaut has been temporarily banned

― 'event horizon' director paul WS anderson (omar little), Thursday, 5 March 2009 19:11 (fifteen years ago) link

^ultimate zing

― 3/5/09: today, we were all banned (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 5 March 2009 19:12 (fifteen years ago) link

make me motherfucker

Okay.

― Wes HI DEREson (HI DERE), Thursday, March 5, 2009 1:56 PM (22 minutes ago)

― the thick man from the late "imp!" clusterfucks (k3vin k.), Thursday, 5 March 2009 19:19 (fifteen years ago) link

i see no point in reading ilx any more

― homosexual II, Thursday, March 5, 2009 3:12 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Cool, I just made that 1/51th of a reality 4 U.

― make me motherfucker (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, March 5, 2009 3:13 PM (5 seconds ago) Bookmark

it's been a good day

― 3/5/09: today, we were all banned (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 5 March 2009 21:14 (fifteen years ago) link

luv how all the serious sb talk has made them even more lol

― ice cr?m, Thursday, 5 March 2009 21:26 (fifteen years ago) link

omg whiney... serious zingage!!

― s1ocki, Thursday, 5 March 2009 22:15 (fifteen years ago) link

the 4 u really made that one

― s1ocki, Thursday, 5 March 2009 22:16 (fifteen years ago) link

i was just rippin off the classic Jordan S post "i just suggest banned you hope it was 50"

― 51 Luftballoons (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 5 March 2009 23:18 (fifteen years ago) link

i just suggest banned you with a cup of coffee

― s1ocki, Thursday, 5 March 2009 23:25 (fifteen years ago) link

funny thing is, since all these bannings i've begun suggest banning WAY more people in the hopes that it would continue to get rid of obnoxious people. bring back burt_stanton & ethan, everyone else can fuck off imho (except elmo, and his is only a tempban anyway.)

― ian, Thursday, 5 March 2009 23:36 (fifteen years ago) link

please suggest ban me for that if you feel it's necessary.

― ian, Thursday, 5 March 2009 23:41 (fifteen years ago) link

slocki gets the sb

― this too shall passantino (jeff), Thursday, 5 March 2009 23:44 (fifteen years ago) link

ian sounds sbicidal.

― estela, Thursday, 5 March 2009 23:48 (fifteen years ago) link

srsly if I wasn't morally opposed to sb's I woulda been sbing fools all day today like I didn't even know ya it was like wild in the streets blackout nyc

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Friday, 6 March 2009 00:09 (fifteen years ago) link

i started a game of facebook scrabble over a week ago called "can u suggest ban a mod" and he refused to play with me :(

― ian, Friday, 6 March 2009 01:44 (fifteen years ago) link

^^^ game of scrabble WITH DAN, that is.

― ian, Friday, 6 March 2009 01:44 (fifteen years ago) link

haha

― (citation needed) (eman), Friday, 6 March 2009 01:44 (fifteen years ago) link

people i would never suggest ban include jeff, estela, eman & edIII, cuz you are all heroes of the people.

― ian, Friday, 6 March 2009 01:47 (fifteen years ago) link

awww <3 u too man

lol @ sb scrabble

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Friday, 6 March 2009 02:22 (fifteen years ago) link

i would never sb you either, ian.

― estela, Friday, 6 March 2009 04:14 (fifteen years ago) link

i started a game of facebook scrabble over a week ago called "can u suggest ban a mod" and he refused to play with me :(

― ian, Thursday, March 5, 2009 8:44 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^^ game of scrabble WITH DAN, that is.

― ian, Thursday, March 5, 2009 8:44 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

That wasn't on purpose! I kept meaning to go back to that game.

― Wes HI DEREson (HI DERE), Friday, 6 March 2009 04:15 (fifteen years ago) link

i'll start another one some other time, when there is less ILX drama for you to attend to.

― ian, Friday, 6 March 2009 05:55 (fifteen years ago) link

be funnier if it wasn't ned tbh

Suggest Ban Permalink
― UNBAN DOM PASSANTINO (special guest stars mark bronson), Thursday, March 5, 2009 10:19 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

No, no, no. it's funnier because it's Ned. Zings from people you don't expect to be zingin' fools are the best imo.

― ilx has drained my soul (The Reverend), Friday, 6 March 2009 06:00 (fifteen years ago) link

i wish i could have kept it up all night for kate and lex (/homosocial)

― moonship journey to baja, Friday, 6 March 2009 06:26 (fifteen years ago) link

it's not humanly possible dude.

― ian, Friday, 6 March 2009 06:27 (fifteen years ago) link

from 'what is your ideal # of songs for an album':

actually ideal # of minutes would have been a better poll idea yeah...i'll hold off on doing that til later though.

― wow devin is dude (some dude), Friday, March 6, 2009 7:10 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

good--two of those polls at once would have overstimulated me

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Friday, March 6, 2009 7:11 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― My carpal tunnel is too bad to go "all over." (Matt P), Friday, 6 March 2009 17:02 (fifteen years ago) link

i'll start another one some other time, when there is less ILX drama for you to attend to.

It wasn't that! Scrabble was down every time I tried to connect to play that game.

― Wes HI DEREson (HI DERE), Friday, 6 March 2009 17:03 (fifteen years ago) link

u were banned from it

― and why (roxymuzak), Friday, 6 March 2009 22:27 (fifteen years ago) link

what's gonna happen when original jigglepanda goes offline

― ⓔⓥⓞⓞ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, March 9, 2009 5:50 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

The same thing that happened when goatse.cx disappeared forever. It lived on in our hearts - and on hundreds of mirrors.

― I f'd up the word rear (Z S), Monday, March 9, 2009 6:10 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Badazz Luhrmann (some dude), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 03:57 (fifteen years ago) link

uh fuck that zing because if jiggle p goes off line all those threads where we used the same panda link goes away then it's just gonna be skeletons and bananaz and shit dancing by themselves.

― ⓔⓥⓞⓞ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 04:16 (fifteen years ago) link

also is it really a.. zing?

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 04:44 (fifteen years ago) link

not really

― Juan (The Reverend), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 06:39 (fifteen years ago) link

didnt stop whiney from zinging back tho

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 13:38 (fifteen years ago) link

i guess it did the job

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 14:21 (fifteen years ago) link

pretty underwhelming

― FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 14:23 (fifteen years ago) link

hi guyz i was taking a break from c&p threads for a while because of incessant board lawyering, obviously the break was not long enough, sorry for dilluting the zing thread

― Badazz Luhrmann (some dude), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 14:39 (fifteen years ago) link

don't get all butthurt.. lawyering is the best part of these threads. actual conversation > c&ping mild insults

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 14:51 (fifteen years ago) link

zingfork gave it a 4.3

― eman, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 15:01 (fifteen years ago) link

JJ with the ban-zing on sonderangerbot after a (totally uncalled-for) comic thread beef

― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 15:02 (fifteen years ago) link

you like the cure

― FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 15:02 (fifteen years ago) link

That wasn't JJ.

― Wes HI DEREson (HI DERE), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 15:03 (fifteen years ago) link

s1ocki perhaps the appearance of l-jag will jog your memory as to WHY c&p thread board lawyering is not necessarily a good thing

― Badazz Luhrmann (some dude), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 15:08 (fifteen years ago) link

I just don't understand why people try that sorta lame offensive zing, against a mod above all, in these post-bloody-thursday times, when the acceptable counter-zing is permaban xp

― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 15:09 (fifteen years ago) link

your memories been l-jogged

― bnw, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 15:20 (fifteen years ago) link

s1ocki perhaps the appearance of l-jag will jog your memory as to WHY c&p thread board lawyering is not necessarily a good thing

― Badazz Luhrmann (some dude), Tuesday, March 10, 2009 3:08 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

it is a fine line.

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 15:23 (fifteen years ago) link

i'll definitely take a stand against lawyering against zings directed at you.

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 15:23 (fifteen years ago) link

It would probably be a good idea to stop referring to someone getting banned for libel/defamation of character as a zing.

― Wes HI DEREson (HI DERE), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 15:25 (fifteen years ago) link

i totally missed that whole thing.

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 15:25 (fifteen years ago) link

oh, i see.

that's a weird one.

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 15:26 (fifteen years ago) link

all is zing

― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 15:26 (fifteen years ago) link

zing it loud and zing it proud.

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 15:27 (fifteen years ago) link

i dont get it

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 15:34 (fifteen years ago) link

zing!

― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 15:37 (fifteen years ago) link

wha happen

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 16:09 (fifteen years ago) link

a misunderstanding and a poorly executed joke looking like something else. its alright dudes, bannings removed, nothing more to see here, move on.

― oscarbate (jjjusten), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 16:13 (fifteen years ago) link

I've missed today's action but whoever's responsible for this:

ilxor has been temporarily banned

kudos.

― SB ya later, alligator (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 18:43 (fifteen years ago) link

what'd he do?

― wow heaven is cool (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 18:43 (fifteen years ago) link

Don't make me list all of his posts.

― SB ya later, alligator (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 18:50 (fifteen years ago) link

lol i mean to get banned

― wow heaven is cool (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 18:51 (fifteen years ago) link

he chose the username equivalent of C4R on his reg plates

― This is the day when fisticuffs happened everywhere (country matters), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 18:52 (fifteen years ago) link

this was his fatal error

― This is the day when fisticuffs happened everywhere (country matters), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 18:52 (fifteen years ago) link

also J0rd u r ILEpitaphed

― This is the day when fisticuffs happened everywhere (country matters), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 18:53 (fifteen years ago) link

is "ilxor" stephen?

― We are all from Northampton now (caek), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 19:53 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah

― wow heaven is cool (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 19:54 (fifteen years ago) link

to the mod responsible:

http://southwest.mpls.k12.mn.us/sites/ad26dc17-c8bc-4970-8795-bae99167aab3/uploads/kudos_4.jpg

― We are all from Northampton now (caek), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 19:56 (fifteen years ago) link

there's a stephen now?

― bnw, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 19:56 (fifteen years ago) link

i think this may have been ilxor's fatal thread:
how many children would you molest to see michael jackson in concert in 2009?

― blappy gilmore (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 20:22 (fifteen years ago) link

sounds about right - good zing in there

― wow heaven is cool (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 20:23 (fifteen years ago) link

why thank you very much, guys, i was that mod
(and yeah that was the thread)

― can u do me a kindness (jergins), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 21:18 (fifteen years ago) link

I guess he thought I locked the thread & tempbanned him. Fwiw apparently he is remorseful. Hate seein the dude get kicked so much round the place, he's a real bro IRL.

― been HOOS, where yyyou steene!? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 21:25 (fifteen years ago) link

we're all real bros IRL

― ILM is a gross place full of coersion and sexual manipulation (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 21:26 (fifteen years ago) link

i just think he's a spirited dude w/ the knack for a good challop and that makes for a lightning rod poster is how i break it down to an extent

― wow heaven is cool (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 21:27 (fifteen years ago) link

nah you right

― been HOOS, where yyyou steene!? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 21:32 (fifteen years ago) link

no hate from my direction

― The Reverend, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 22:06 (fifteen years ago) link

ayo, i like dude too, but this a thread for ZINGS not hugs. Let's keep it neg.

― blappy gilmore (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 22:09 (fifteen years ago) link

you like drowning girls

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 22:09 (fifteen years ago) link

^^^board lawyer with fingers in every pie

― This is the day when fisticuffs happened everywhere (country matters), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 22:10 (fifteen years ago) link

youre wordy

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 22:11 (fifteen years ago) link

board lawyer with fingers in every pie

cometotoronto.jpg

― Monkey SBanner (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 22:11 (fifteen years ago) link

one sweet day that will be the best anyone can do xp

noodle, you're probably my favourite ilxor but DAMMIT if you don't look like a slightly more in-shape version of Shaun Murphy, snooker player

― This is the day when fisticuffs happened everywhere (country matters), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 22:13 (fifteen years ago) link

lol slightly less in-shape.

He looks more like my little bro, honest.

― Monkey SBanner (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 22:14 (fifteen years ago) link

take it here snoozeballs

lazy zing catalog

― wow heaven is cool (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 22:17 (fifteen years ago) link

megaxpost, I wasn't trying to zing Whiney, for what it's worth. I try not to consciously zing people (although I do, lamely, sometimes) because I used to have a boss who would do really lame zings and then get in my face and go "zzzzing!". It wasn't as funny as it may sound.

― I f'd up the word rear (Z S), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 22:18 (fifteen years ago) link

"The zings that scarred me for life"

― I f'd up the word rear (Z S), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 22:19 (fifteen years ago) link

The zings we hear make us want to chop off our ears

― This is the day when fisticuffs happened everywhere (country matters), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 22:19 (fifteen years ago) link

all the zings she said running thru my head

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 22:42 (fifteen years ago) link

crazy little zing called love

― boob ass tits...forgive me (latebloomer), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 23:20 (fifteen years ago) link

i'd like to teach the world to zing

― estela, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 23:21 (fifteen years ago) link

im on dis zing no hype lol

― This is the day when fisticuffs happened everywhere (country matters), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 23:24 (fifteen years ago) link

i'd like to teach the world to zing

― estela, Tuesday, March 10, 2009 7:21 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^ every little zing she does is magic

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 11:26 (fifteen years ago) link

you've been listening to too much z(t)ing.

― We are all from Northampton now (caek), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 11:28 (fifteen years ago) link

sultans of zing

― Ward Fowler, Wednesday, 11 March 2009 11:29 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah Z S i guess it wasn't really a zing, there was just something really droll and funny to me about how you said it, maybe i shoulda taken it to some lol thread.

― blame it on the HOOS got you steenin' loose (some dude), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 13:35 (fifteen years ago) link

your honour,

http://www.agsm.edu.au/bobm/gif/markverstandig.jpg

― s1ocki, Wednesday, 11 March 2009 14:11 (fifteen years ago) link

i'm glad we could come to an unverstandig

― some dude, Wednesday, 11 March 2009 17:58 (fifteen years ago) link

haaaaaaaa

― s1ocki, Wednesday, 11 March 2009 18:02 (fifteen years ago) link

quality

― FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 18:04 (fifteen years ago) link

why people are on his dick for the shitty Tribe albums, Labcabincalifornia, and the post-Paul De La albums is beyond me. Common? ugh fuck that guy

― One of the Most High Profile Comedy Directors of the 90s (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, March 16, 2009 3:30 PM Bookmark

shakey congrats on not liking stuff

― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Monday, March 16, 2009 3:56 PM Bookmark

― Jordi La Sarge (The Reverend), Monday, 16 March 2009 23:01 (fifteen years ago) link

big up

― fuck bein hard, BIG HOOS is complicated (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 16 March 2009 23:12 (fifteen years ago) link

shakey was otm tho

― ice cr?m, Monday, 16 March 2009 23:15 (fifteen years ago) link

over/under on shakey actually having pissed on a grave before?

― The Prices are .......... VERY AFFORDABLE!!! (omar little), Monday, 16 March 2009 23:16 (fifteen years ago) link

ha i know this was referenced above but this was A+

how many children would you molest to see michael jackson in concert in 2009?
Message Bookmarked
answers denominated in the international language of love, sexually abused children

Poll Results
Option Votes
would molest if i wouldn't get caught 1
1 - 10 1
200 - 300 1
wouldn't molest 0
300 - 500 0
100 - 200 0
60 - 100 0
40 - 60 0
20 - 40 0
10 - 20 0
500 - 1000 0

― ilxor, Tuesday, March 10, 2009 1:44 AM (6 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I don't know, but the number "51" flashed in my head for some reason

― blappy gilmore (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, March 10, 2009 2:08 AM (6 days ago)

― moonship journey to 51 (k3vin k.), Monday, 16 March 2009 23:25 (fifteen years ago) link

when zings meet fan fiction (aka longest zing evar)...

Getting down on the D by Ugly Ed

Pipecock/[Name Suppressed]

Disclaimer: This is a work of non-profit amateur fan fiction written just for fun. No infringement is meant on the rights of [Name Suppressed] Fitzqerald, Tom Cox, FXHE records, The Belleville Three or anybody else. No profit is being made by this story.

([Name Suppressed])

I was lying on the bed in my room next to Pipecock. After our moments of passion he had fallen asleep. I felt somehow strange. I had had so many bad times with him that the fact that we became lovers was almost unbelievable. Remembering some our arguments and flamewars made me think about the oddness of my relationship with Pipecock. I’ve spent years convincing trying to make myself believe that I hate him to hide my admiration for him. His neckbeard now wet with love- sweat and man juice, his sapphire eyes, now closed in his sleep… All the past years I had tried to hate him in vain when all I had really wanted was to touch him, feel him close to me, love him.

*Flashback:*

Pipecock was on a high. All week the props had been pouring in to Infinitestatemachine from real cats all over the globe who shared his passion for the true, soulful shit from the soul/disco continuum. He could feel that his time was coming – any day now he would finally have crushed the evil forces of rave and the world would acknowledge that he and he alone was the saviour of Detroit and his name would be enshrined above even that of Juan Atkins. Sweetest of all was the fact that his arch-rival and nemesis [Name Suppressed] ‘Minimal’ Fitzgerald had retired from blogging. His famous cock, virtually brandished wherever dance music was discussed, thickened in his shapeless brown pants at the thought of this final victory. And tonight he would savour his triumph in the sweetest possible way – Omar-S was playing Pittsburgh, and he was playing at Realshitforrealcats, Pipecock’s own club night.

That night, after several hours of the choicest cuts, the dancefloor was packed, many new faces were there, evidence that Pipecock’s crusade rolled on, gathering more and more momentum with every passing day. Evidence that all those years spent relentlessly pursuing retards on messageboards were paying off. The music surged in his veins and he bobbed his head even more fiercely than before. Suddenly the music changed – a thin, reedy and impossibly sweet riff clanged out over the crowded dancefloor. Pipecock felt a strange feeling come over him – he wanted to put his hands in the air and jump up and down really fast. Then an overdriven organ surged in over a pounding electro bassline. Pipecock’s body twitched with a fierce passion that seemed to come from outside him. He was a slave to the rave!

The last bars of Booka Shade faded out and, drenched in sweat and utterly overcome by a mixture of elation and disgust, Pipecock’s legs gave way and he clutched at the nearest body for support. Dimly, he heard a soft Irish brogue say “I never expected to see you like this”. Realisation slowly dawning on him, he looked up: “Fitzgerald!” he gasped.

But before the two rivals could begin ransacking their stores of epithets they were distracted – Omar was playing “The art of stalking”!

“Our troubles can wait, [Name Suppressed]” said Pipecock, “Let’s dance!” The next five hours were a whirl of limbs, grins and vintage synths. Time after time Omar dropped something that satisfied both Pipecock’s need for authenticity and [Name Suppressed]’s convoluted contrarianism. They wanted to scowl at each other but just couldn’t. Gradually [Name Suppressed] began to notice the powerful masculine contractions Pipecock’s stocky body went into when the snares hit, and Pipecock couldn’t help but be charmed by the young Irishman’s slender frame swaying, eyes closed in rapture, during the breakdowns. In the churning confusion of the floor the brush of body against body gradually became something more lingering. As Omar closed out the set with the Ugly Edit of Jill Scott’s “Slowly, surely” the two suddenly stopped, frozen and face to face on the floor, neither quite daring to say what needed to be said.

***TO BE CONTINUED***

― Ugly Ed, Tuesday, March 17, 2009 5:42 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Getting down on the D by Ugly Ed - PART 2

Pipecock/[Name Suppressed]

Disclaimer: This is a work of non-profit amateur fan fiction written just for fun. No infringement is meant on the rights of [Name Suppressed] Fitzqerald, Tom Cox, FXHE records, The Belleville Three or anybody else. No profit is being made by this story.

The music faded away and still the two stood there like two samurai locked in a battle of wills, except theirs was a battle of the love that dare not speak it’s name – the love of Europe for America and vice versa. Suddenly a voice echoed through the club.

“Is that? Is that? THE GHOST OF LARRY LEVAN????”

“Yes [Name Suppressed], it is I” said the ghost. “As you can see I have stopped the vinyl of time and everyone else in this club is frozen. Only the two of you can see me, and when I’ve finished talking and restarted the music of life, all will be as before and no-one will know of this save the two of you.”

“But, but…”

“QUIET PIPECOCK!” bellowed the ghost, “I am not some n00b that you can shout down with all caps. I am Larry Levan and I shall be heard. [Name Suppressed]! Smirk not! You are as guilty as he. Both of you have been gathered here for your sins against disco. You, Pipecock have strayed from the truth of your love for music by the desire for recognition and you seek to claim other people’s music for your own. This is not your place! Not only that but your love for Detroit has blinded you to the glories of other forms of music. Seek not to impose outside criteria on the groove, for the groove is just the groove and needs no other justification.”

Pipecock shuffled his feet and looked at the ground, chastened. This was Larry Levan! How could he argue?

“You, [Name Suppressed], have also strayed. You are too caught up in the creation of an ‘interesting’ viewpoint on music. You say things you don’t really mean and twist yourself up with thoughts of what your tastes say about you, instead of just feeling.”

“But most of all, both of you, you have not just sinned against music, you have sinned against love. Yes, L-O-V-E. You love each other, and want each other, but all the hate has blinded you to this. Let the scales drop from your eyes, and embrace one another. Then go home and make pumping man-love to the sounds of Donato Dozzy. This I command!”

***TO BE CONTINUED***

― Ugly Ed, Tuesday, March 17, 2009 6:49 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― all-seeing eye of horus (psychgawsple), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 18:17 (fifteen years ago) link

tl; dz

― WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 19:01 (fifteen years ago) link

the posts that had to be made.

― resident advice whore (haitch), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 23:57 (fifteen years ago) link

^^

― eman, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 04:06 (fifteen years ago) link

Ugly Ed should post at literotica.com. He'd be legendary there.

― I f'd up the word rear (Z S), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 04:12 (fifteen years ago) link

do i get to be in it :=(

― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 06:39 (fifteen years ago) link

omg my uncle told me about those dudes (sid & marty krofft) just a couple months ago but i never got the chance to check them out

for the uninitiated -

-- deeznuts, Friday, 30 May 2008 16:39 (2 hours ago) Link

wait, so you are like, 14 year-old or something. what is up with you youth these days??

― dell, Friday, May 30, 2008 8:38 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

im 14 because i have an uncle, or because im not innately familiar w/ 1970s television?

we are doing fine btw

― deeznuts, Friday, May 30, 2008 8:42 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― I probably just wasted some more energy in my fingers telling you guys (stevie), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 09:26 (fifteen years ago) link

ouch, zinged by deeznuts

― The Reverend, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 10:02 (fifteen years ago) link

bob's yr uncle

― cutty, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 11:52 (fifteen years ago) link

i'm nearing on 30 now and i have no fucking idea about hr puffnstuff. what is wrong with old people these days?

― he sounded italian enough to give me something (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 20:19 (fifteen years ago) link

ok i need to take a goddamn nap i just looked at the still of that youtube and i swear puffnstuff waved at me

― 14 karat gold steen computer wizard (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 20:22 (fifteen years ago) link

big hoos aka the snakerider

― he sounded italian enough to give me something (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 20:23 (fifteen years ago) link

puffnstuff is one of those terrible things that awful stoners have appropriated

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 22:22 (fifteen years ago) link

"look how TRIPPY it is, this was a KIDS program, i bet they were on ACID, isnt that cool, he have u heard the new INFECTED MUSHROOM cd"

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 22:23 (fifteen years ago) link

okay so, i am nto a huge sid & marty krofft dweeb or anything (at ALL) but a few friends of mine gave me one of their late seventies shows that never got off the ground--four episodes of BIG FOOT & WILDBOY, in which Bigfoot & his adopted feral child stop a vampire cult, rampaging mummy, etc. Not many puppets, but really bad effects. so yeah, just sayin.

― ian, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 22:55 (fifteen years ago) link

it's pretty horrible.

― ian, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 22:55 (fifteen years ago) link

am I in the zing crew?

― caek, Wednesday, March 18, 2009 1:35 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Zing Crew is a state of mind, caek.

― Rakeman (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, March 18, 2009 4:26 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i'm out.

― caek, Wednesday, March 18, 2009 5:10 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 23:36 (fifteen years ago) link

That which zings us makes us stronger.

― Rakeman (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 19 March 2009 00:10 (fifteen years ago) link

i'm not really sure what i meant by that, but i don't think it was a zing

― caek, Thursday, 19 March 2009 00:23 (fifteen years ago) link

sometimes a zing's unity lies not in its origin but in its destination.

― estela, Thursday, 19 March 2009 01:38 (fifteen years ago) link

i think we need all the zingers we can get, in these difficult post-dom times

― FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Thursday, 19 March 2009 01:43 (fifteen years ago) link

http://i39.tinypic.com/wtbp53.jpg

― caek, Thursday, 19 March 2009 01:44 (fifteen years ago) link

the zen of zing

― bnw, Thursday, 19 March 2009 01:45 (fifteen years ago) link

is that fellow the fabled zing ring king?

― cob nobblin' (latebloomer), Thursday, 19 March 2009 01:52 (fifteen years ago) link

sometimes at night, when ilx is most quiet, you can still hear chaki zing

― omar little

― velko, Thursday, 19 March 2009 02:10 (fifteen years ago) link

it's a really short movie too, so extra points for that.

― FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 18:23 (35 minutes ago) Bookmark

how did anyone ever mistake you for a cineaste?

― Past a Diving Jeter (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 18:57 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

― Stop relegating Hull you miserable gits! (country matters), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 19:00 (fifteen years ago) link

...

― he sounded italian enough to give me something (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 19:46 (fifteen years ago) link

is it possible to secretly zing yourself with your choice of zings that you repost?

― he sounded italian enough to give me something (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 19:47 (fifteen years ago) link

it was more an awesome moment in dr-morbiusness than a salient zing tbh but yeah zing accepted

― Stop relegating Hull you miserable gits! (country matters), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 19:56 (fifteen years ago) link

lol my favorite morbius zings are times when he does things like call ppl "gabbinator" or something and you are like, what.

― he sounded italian enough to give me something (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 20:02 (fifteen years ago) link

r u trying to turn me into a krappy Paul Rudd character?

― Past a Diving Jeter (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 20:04 (fifteen years ago) link

oh Morbypants

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 24 March 2009 20:04 (fifteen years ago) link

meta-zingin'

― sleep, Tuesday, 24 March 2009 20:05 (fifteen years ago) link

it's all love, morbs

― Stop relegating Hull you miserable gits! (country matters), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 20:14 (fifteen years ago) link

is this the autogoon thread or the autogeek board game thread. come on. this is not what i want from you lot!

― lex pretend, Thursday, April 2, 2009 4:39 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

why don't you autolick my american autoballs?

― splattergories (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, April 2, 2009 4:43 PM Bookmark

― sugjust blaze (The Reverend), Friday, 3 April 2009 01:46 (fifteen years ago) link

biting a classic shipley zing iirc but lol nonetheless

― lol .xlsior (k3vin k.), Friday, 3 April 2009 01:48 (fifteen years ago) link

shouldnt say biting...reminiscent of

― lol .xlsior (k3vin k.), Friday, 3 April 2009 02:06 (fifteen years ago) link

why don't you autolick my american autoballs?

― splattergories (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, April 2, 2009 4:43 PM Bookmark

― sugjust blaze (The Reverend), Thursday, April 2, 2009 8:46 PM (55 minutes ago) Bookmark

this is like a ludacris line or something

― strøm thurmond (J0rdan S.), Friday, 3 April 2009 02:42 (fifteen years ago) link

nah he'd make it a automobeels/automoballs rhyme i feel

― just DO THE STANKY HOOS plain and steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 3 April 2009 02:51 (fifteen years ago) link

why don't you autolick my american autoballs
i oughta stick your american chick on the autobahn

― strøm thurmond (J0rdan S.), Friday, 3 April 2009 02:54 (fifteen years ago) link

we get it, you liked that asher debut

― lol .xlsior (k3vin k.), Friday, 3 April 2009 03:36 (fifteen years ago) link

I've never been to any FG that had non-meat burgers, though they do have a "grilled cheese", which is just the burger minus the meat. :( I'm not holding my breath on them adding non-meat burgers; their menu is pretty simple and hasn't changed since I first starting going there.

― Vinnie, Tuesday, April 7, 2009 9:40 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

they have veggie burgers, dont listen to that fucken cumlord

― through hellfire and aspergers (cankles), Tuesday, April 7, 2009 10:44 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― "Hey, We're Posting!" (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 17:22 (fifteen years ago) link

haha i have no idea what supposed classic zing of mine is being bitten there

― Shawty Lo Collier (some dude), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 17:41 (fifteen years ago) link

"flavor of my balls", but it wasnt really that similar once i thought about it

― prostitutes all over the place (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 17:42 (fifteen years ago) link

"i've forgotten more about zings than you'll ever know"

― the rickey henderson of sbs (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 17:43 (fifteen years ago) link

that was ethan btw

― the rickey henderson of sbs (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 17:43 (fifteen years ago) link

i think flavor of my balls was whiney too, or at least it wasn't me. i leave the ball-oriented zings to the firm of harvell, padgett & weingarten.

xpost

― Shawty Lo Collier (some dude), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 17:45 (fifteen years ago) link

ha yeah i just realized

― prostitutes all over the place (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 17:48 (fifteen years ago) link

flavour was def ethan. i just picked up the balls and ran with it

― "Hey, We're Posting!" (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 18:01 (fifteen years ago) link

pause

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 18:03 (fifteen years ago) link

for the bawls

― i'm warning you with peace and love but i have too much to do (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 18:35 (fifteen years ago) link

ludacris? more like el-p

365 horses, no horseshit
with nothing but a learner's permit
delinquents on the autobahn poppin' our airbags off the worthless
autolick my american autoballs
autobot on the fringe of liquid addiction standing six tall

― moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 7 April 2009 21:21 (fifteen years ago) link

yessss

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 21:22 (fifteen years ago) link

w/ echo effects on the "autoballs line"

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 21:22 (fifteen years ago) link

that's a cool site, but i was disappointed that i couldn't add my own to it. need somewhere to post my feelings right now.

― moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 7 April 2009 01:29 (22 hours ago) Permalink

try here Lonely guy just thinking baout things

― jesus is the man (jabba hands), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 01:31 (22 hours ago)

― moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 7 April 2009 23:48 (fifteen years ago) link

not trying to zing - trying to help

― jesus is the man (jabba hands), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 10:02 (fifteen years ago) link

a chance to zing is a chance to cure

― s1ocki, Wednesday, 8 April 2009 13:58 (fifteen years ago) link

an ounce of zing is worth a pound of cure

― The-Reverend (rev), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 19:09 (fifteen years ago) link

Zing me once, shame on you; zing me twice, SB.

― If God Loves Me, Why Can't I Get My Locker Open? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 19:09 (fifteen years ago) link

as a fully grown man with a wife, don't you have better things to do than to shit on a story about someone's roommate who made a big bong, related on the fucking internet? every time you post it's like here comes a whiff of internet b.o. sorry, but it had to be said.

― I think no pants is sexy. (Matt P), Monday, April 13, 2009 4:43 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― mmmm space tang (stevie), Monday, 13 April 2009 13:40 (fifteen years ago) link

damn who was that directed at? where?

― moonship journey to baja, Monday, 13 April 2009 14:25 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=71577#unread

― caek, Monday, 13 April 2009 14:28 (fifteen years ago) link

Matt P is a worse lush than Bimble. Sorry, but it had to be said.

― Monkey Pocket Boob (libcrypt), Monday, 13 April 2009 14:34 (fifteen years ago) link

but he was right about you

― cutty, Monday, 13 April 2009 15:01 (fifteen years ago) link

on Monday, April 13, 2009 4:43 AM

― cutty, Monday, 13 April 2009 15:01 (fifteen years ago) link

stevie is british

― taddletail (country matters), Monday, 13 April 2009 15:03 (fifteen years ago) link

as a fully grown man with a wife, don't you have better things to do than to shit on a story about someone's roommate who made a big bong, related on the fucking internet? every time you post it's like here comes a whiff of internet b.o. sorry, but it had to be said.

― I think no pants is sexy. (Matt P), Sunday, April 12, 2009 8:43 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

(Pacific time here, FYI.)

― the bible sure is weird (libcrypt), Monday, 13 April 2009 15:06 (fifteen years ago) link

i don't think it matters

― cutty, Monday, 13 April 2009 15:55 (fifteen years ago) link

thank god i quit drinking...

― Matt P, Wednesday, March 18, 2009 1:37 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Monday, 13 April 2009 16:03 (fifteen years ago) link

fwiw i'm 3 months sober

xpost LOL!!

― I think no pants is sexy. (Matt P), Monday, 13 April 2009 16:03 (fifteen years ago) link

So yr follow-libcrypt-around-to-bitch-about-him work is strictly for charity, eh?

― libcrypt, Monday, 13 April 2009 16:11 (fifteen years ago) link

yes

― I think no pants is sexy. (Matt P), Monday, 13 April 2009 16:39 (fifteen years ago) link

liberatin' dat crypt

― Dr. Phil, Monday, 13 April 2009 16:45 (fifteen years ago) link

vendetta

― maybe u should tell that to your laughing vagina (HI DERE), Monday, 13 April 2009 16:50 (fifteen years ago) link

matt p, libcrypt, and jaymc all v much in character

― The-Reverend (rev), Monday, 13 April 2009 18:11 (fifteen years ago) link

Matt P is a worse lush than Bimble.

― Monkey Pocket Boob (libcrypt), Monday, April 13, 2009 9:34 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

not possible

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Monday, 13 April 2009 18:55 (fifteen years ago) link

lol "matt p drinks a lot" doesnt make that post any less zingworth, buttcrypt

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, 13 April 2009 19:05 (fifteen years ago) link

he's like a politician trying to deflect a zing with a smear campaign

― cutty, Monday, 13 April 2009 19:14 (fifteen years ago) link

itt add butt to people's names

― If God Loves Me, Why Can't I Get My Locker Open? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 April 2009 20:06 (fifteen years ago) link

buttofu

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Monday, 13 April 2009 21:00 (fifteen years ago) link

do you one better:

― buttoutofu (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 April 2009 21:11 (fifteen years ago) link

forkslovebutt

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 13 April 2009 21:14 (fifteen years ago) link

J0rdan B.

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 13 April 2009 21:14 (fifteen years ago) link

fartsclovebuttocks

― and twat lavey (Dr. Phil), Monday, 13 April 2009 21:14 (fifteen years ago) link

Yeah, you can keep that one.

― buttoutofu (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 April 2009 21:15 (fifteen years ago) link

I know, butt?

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 13 April 2009 21:15 (fifteen years ago) link

Hiney B. Buttgarten

― buttoutofu (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 April 2009 21:48 (fifteen years ago) link

did you guys read about the dream I had about you on the ILX dreams thread on ILE?

― Take The Gothheads Bowling (Bimble), Tuesday, April 14, 2009 6:39 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

no i've never looked at that thread

― lorax enforcement officer (electricsound), Tuesday, April 14, 2009 6:43 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― rio (r1o natsume), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 12:16 (fifteen years ago) link

I just went and read the dreams thread and that exchange gets even better

― Bostin' Legal (sic), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 13:13 (fifteen years ago) link

Q: Who's Whiney's favorite No Limit rap artist?
A: Sea-Murder

― Dr. Phil, Tuesday, April 14, 2009 3:21 PM (53 minutes ago) Bookmark

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 21:15 (fifteen years ago) link

i know i'm the zingee on that one, but
http://web.mit.edu/ryangray/Public/Gnus/thumbs_up.jpg

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 21:45 (fifteen years ago) link

:D probably more a lol than a zing but yeah A+

― yes threads (country matters), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 21:50 (fifteen years ago) link

maybe even a vendetta?

― yes threads (country matters), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 21:54 (fifteen years ago) link

no

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 22:16 (fifteen years ago) link

clearly not LJ, stfu

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 22:20 (fifteen years ago) link

aw just playin' folks

― yes threads (country matters), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 22:36 (fifteen years ago) link

dyson with sb

― estela, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 23:50 (fifteen years ago) link

hahaha

― caek, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 23:51 (fifteen years ago) link

fuck me if there's a more useless word than "overrated" - it's like a t-shirt saying "I have run out of interesting things to say"

― Just one thing I was thinking about as I was getting on the copter (J0hn D.), Sunday, April 19, 2009 12:56 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

so you're saying overrated is overrated

― (ooo)genesis (k3vin k.), Sunday, April 19, 2009 1:07 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Bald, optimistic, spirited. (latebloomer), Sunday, 19 April 2009 04:06 (fifteen years ago) link

i am going to make a shirt that says that

― tuppence b. bag (roxymuzak), Sunday, 19 April 2009 04:10 (fifteen years ago) link

sorry that u guys still cant get over ur stunted childhoods? but maybe? deal w the fact that u will never be as happy as ur were in 1985 jackin off w ur friends watchin et?

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Sunday, April 12, 2009 8:46 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

whoa dude i was just making a joke - didnt mean to trigger any traumatic flashbacks

― s1ocki, Sunday, April 12, 2009 9:12 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― EDUARDO MANOSPENES (latebloomer), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 05:06 (fifteen years ago) link

hahahahaha where is that from?

― goddam seals get SO much pussy (stevie), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 08:21 (fifteen years ago) link

the 1985 comedy thread

― cutty, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 13:45 (fifteen years ago) link

wasn't max born in 1985?

― ian, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 13:59 (fifteen years ago) link

very likely he was being conceived while i was watching back to the future

― cutty, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:14 (fifteen years ago) link

born from a puddle of sperm found inside on a ET VHS clamshell

― all the some dudes (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:15 (fifteen years ago) link

and was named after the hit 1985 movie Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome

― all the some dudes (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:16 (fifteen years ago) link

very likely he was being conceived while i was watching back to the future

― cutty, Tuesday, April 21, 2009 10:14 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

cutty has to go back in time next week and make sure max is born or all his posts will be erased

― all the some dudes (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:16 (fifteen years ago) link

lol

― SORCEROUSES..roll on stage! (Pillbox), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:52 (fifteen years ago) link

you're my noise bro....and you're peeing on me

― Young Chizzy (country matters), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:53 (fifteen years ago) link

Odd years vs even years (in terms of which produce better music)

I think this thread has lived out its potential and purpose now.

― Sickamous Mouthall (Scik Mouthy), Monday, April 27, 2009 10:33 AM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

It'll be a great thread next year.

― Mark G, Monday, April 27, 2009 10:33 AM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― just being playful and friendly (some dude), Monday, 27 April 2009 14:57 (fifteen years ago) link

well, when 36K die each year from plain ole flu, why the fuck are people freaking out about a tiny number of deaths? i actually know the reason. ratings, clicks, money. media outlets are pushing this story to drive traffic and viewers. call me when 37K are dead.

― brotherlovesdub, Monday, 27 April 2009 23:35 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

retarded

― "buttz" (Z S), Monday, 27 April 2009 23:37 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

When even someone going by "buttz" finds your three sentence brainshit irredeemably stupid, it's time to reassess.

― "buttz" (Z S), Monday, 27 April 2009 23:40 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― What an ego stroke that would be! (stevie), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 09:06 (fifteen years ago) link

re asses

― GOON carter cash (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 09:08 (fifteen years ago) link

Hi. I've tried to clean up my act, and in spite of the occasional grievous error (which I've profusely apologised for) such as JFC.jpg, I think I'm largely succeeding. Whether this is a sign of belated maturity or a reaction to the sword of Damocles imminently pendant over my very ILX existence remains to be seen; I'd rather hope to think it's the former, but if SB has had a positive effect, it HAS been to impress the value of thinking before posting with somewhat more assiduousness than I'd been exercising beforehand. 3 SBs gained in the past 4 months (at last count; can this please be updated in case I've caused any significant offence in the past few days), as opposed to 90 in the previous half-year, bears testament to this. I'm seriously trying to stave off the remaining nine, even indefinitely, if I can.

Anyhow, enough of the self promotion. I've been banned from 77 since before my temp ban, following an offence that although serious (reposting a non-77 user to 77) I think I've served enough time for. I maintain I was made something of an example of, and also maintain that my offence was borne out of stupidity rather than malice, stupidity which I am slowly weaning out of my system. This sort of self-analysis can come over a bit jerkish so I won't press my case any further, but it'd be cool if you could let me back onto 77 kthx :)

― sorry for british (country matters), Tuesday, April 28, 2009 8:34 PM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

tl;sb

― estela, Tuesday, April 28, 2009 8:44 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 29 April 2009 01:00 (fifteen years ago) link

her gossamer light rapier thrusts, which are like being impaled by a summer breeze

- colin s barrow esquire

― sorry for british (country matters), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 01:06 (fifteen years ago) link

this is as lollsy as balls imo: big haha and egg on face for the reynolds stans imo. rave is some reactionary tory-boy shit.

― FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 11:36 (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I thought you weren't that into it?

― Enormous Epic (Matt DC), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 11:40 (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― What an ego stroke that would be! (stevie), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 11:06 (fifteen years ago) link

lol

― babyface (latebloomer), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 11:32 (fifteen years ago) link

i'm pretty sure that less than 50% of human beings on the planet Earth have heard "Every Breath You Take"

― loaded forbear (gabbneb), Friday, May 1, 2009 8:50 PM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I'm pretty sure people too dumb to understand hyperbole don't deserve to have the concept explained to them.

― Alex in SF, Friday, May 1, 2009 8:55 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

too dumb, lol

― loaded forbear (gabbneb), Friday, May 1, 2009 8:57 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Don't worry gabbneb you'll hit 50 soon enough and then you can go back to picking nits off your dick.

― Alex in SF, Friday, May 1, 2009 8:58 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Mr. Que, Friday, 1 May 2009 21:13 (fifteen years ago) link

Wait you actually think there is a single human being on this planet that hasn't heard "Every Breath You Take"?

― Alex in SF, Thursday, April 30, 2009 10:15 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Haha, yes.

― Earl of Gothington Manor (Bimble), Thursday, April 30, 2009 10:54 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I meant the planet Earth btw.

― Alex in SF, Thursday, April 30, 2009 10:57 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― caek, Friday, 1 May 2009 21:17 (fifteen years ago) link

someone had some attitude in their cheerios this morning

― caek, Friday, 1 May 2009 21:17 (fifteen years ago) link

also, gabbneb must be nearing 51 now

― caek, Friday, 1 May 2009 21:17 (fifteen years ago) link

alex is always like this - im happy that he's hit the big boards finally

― zone 6 polar bear (J0rdan S.), Friday, 1 May 2009 21:18 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah i love alex when he's not directing the h8erade at me

― pitch tips (k3vin k.), Friday, 1 May 2009 22:06 (fifteen years ago) link

both alex and que are intimately familiar with my dick having, you know, spent so much time on it

― loaded forbear (gabbneb), Friday, 1 May 2009 22:25 (fifteen years ago) link

this fuckin guy

― FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Friday, 1 May 2009 22:29 (fifteen years ago) link

familiar with your dick-having

― tuppence b. bag (roxymuzak), Friday, 1 May 2009 22:30 (fifteen years ago) link

can they confirm this

― tuppence b. bag (roxymuzak), Friday, 1 May 2009 22:31 (fifteen years ago) link

here's a good one

Chris and Cosey had a remix pack in the mid 90's featuring house and techno artists such as Carl Craig. I think you guys are confusing YOUR knowledge of what is out there with the general knowledge that is out there.

― pipecock, Friday, 1 May 2009 22:44 (Yesterday) Permalink

i released that on my old label.

― stirmonster, Friday, 1 May 2009 23:01 (Yesterday)

― moonship journey to baja, Saturday, 2 May 2009 01:18 (fifteen years ago) link

can they confirm this

never had gabb dick, if that was the question

― Mr. Que, Saturday, 2 May 2009 02:07 (fifteen years ago) link

familiar with your dick-waving

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Saturday, 2 May 2009 02:27 (fifteen years ago) link

that level of syntax torture is unlawful in the new obamamerica

― dick having, you know (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 2 May 2009 03:17 (fifteen years ago) link

i released that on my old label.

― stirmonster, Friday, 1 May 2009 23:01 (Yesterday)

from where?

― elan, Monday, 4 May 2009 05:47 (fifteen years ago) link

henrik schwarz, ame, dixon - the grandfather paradox

that was a beautiful moment, i obtained much lol

― juniper jazz (haitch), Monday, 4 May 2009 05:59 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah and he actually did more than release it too - he conceived it, possibly along with his dj partner of that time, got the mixes commissioned, put the thing together etc. i mean not single handedly but there were only 3 of them involved afaik.

― jed_, Monday, 4 May 2009 11:59 (fifteen years ago) link

dropping the new science and kicking the new ke-nowledge

― moonship journey to baja, Monday, 4 May 2009 14:07 (fifteen years ago) link

;) just saying that it's typical of stirmonster to downplay that.

― jed_, Monday, 4 May 2009 20:02 (fifteen years ago) link

thread is totally gonna make me lose it, I love where I am now & will be happy to die here but there is no way of not missing California after you leave, sometimes I think the purpose of being Californian is to leave it & come to understand what you left

― worm? lol (J0hn D.), Tuesday, May 5, 2009 5:13 PM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

does john not understand the difference between melancholy and sentimental or something?

― loaded forbear (gabbneb), Tuesday, May 5, 2009 5:25 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

don't you have some midtown meet-n-greet to get to or something

― worm? lol (J0hn D.), Tuesday, May 5, 2009 5:27 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 22:47 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah, the anti-gabbneb zings are just getting fresher and fresher

― loaded forbear (gabbneb), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 22:50 (fifteen years ago) link

http://tbohiphop.net/upload/files/5/Mixtapez/alwaysfresh.jpg

― I'm not some HOOS for someone's lust to snack on! (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 22:57 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah, the anti-gabbneb zings are just getting fresher and fresher

what do you suggest - we ban them?

― Lamp, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 23:00 (fifteen years ago) link

hey i like the new message

Please be aware that by confirming this action, you are registering your wish to see this user removed from the site. Once the user has 51 such votes from individual users, they will automatically be banned from the site.

Suggest this user to be banned.

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 23:06 (fifteen years ago) link

you guys just own yrselves with that shit fyi

― loaded forbear (gabbneb), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 23:28 (fifteen years ago) link

dude you've gotta do like whiney and stop making this so fun

― I'm not some HOOS for someone's lust to snack on! (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 23:32 (fifteen years ago) link

but he who zings against me injures himself and all those who hate me love death

― Lamp, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 23:33 (fifteen years ago) link

dude you think i'm making it fun?

― loaded forbear (gabbneb), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 23:33 (fifteen years ago) link

this zings for hire. even if were just dancing in the dark

― Lamp, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 23:35 (fifteen years ago) link

stay butthurt 'neb ;)

― Dr. Phil, Wednesday, 6 May 2009 00:31 (fifteen years ago) link

bch pls

― Here Comes the Hardzinger (gabbneb), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 02:07 (fifteen years ago) link

don't cut off your nose to zing your face

― s1ocki, Wednesday, 6 May 2009 03:05 (fifteen years ago) link

bach please

― erudite e-scholar (harbl), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 03:06 (fifteen years ago) link

dude you think i'm making it fun?

― loaded forbear (gabbneb), Tuesday, May 5, 2009 11:33 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

see especially here for evidence

― I'm not some HOOS for someone's lust to snack on! (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 03:07 (fifteen years ago) link

well i got told by BIG HOOS aka the steendriver

― Here Comes the Hardzinger (gabbneb), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 03:23 (fifteen years ago) link

oh don't even act like i'm joining in i'm just lolin

― I'm not some HOOS for someone's lust to snack on! (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 03:35 (fifteen years ago) link

if you look close enough you can almost see where the join meets the LOL

― Old Big 'OOS (AKA the Cupwinner) (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 10:27 (fifteen years ago) link

jpeg of Morbs and Perrin on cereal box, plz

― Bud Huxtable (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, May 11, 2009 4:45 PM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Two scoops of outrage

― Ned Raggett, Monday, May 11, 2009 4:45 PM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― challoper's delight (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, May 12, 2009 8:15 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol

― high (latebloomer), Tuesday, May 12, 2009 8:18 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Suggest bran...

― snoball, Tuesday, May 12, 2009 8:20 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

thanks for reminding me

― s1ocki, Tuesday, May 12, 2009 8:25 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― jesus is the man (jabba hands), Tuesday, 12 May 2009 00:13 (fifteen years ago) link

I know about as much about TMNT as you're likely to know about the New Zoo Revue I'd guess

― worm? lol (J0hn D.), Monday, May 18, 2009 1:21 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― s1ocki, Monday, 18 May 2009 14:43 (fifteen years ago) link

brief and to the point, as i wish tim would learn to be.

― Dingbod Kesterson, Thursday, May 21, 2009 3:43 AM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark

yeah no doubt you'll find a huge contingency of people also clamoring for tim to be more like you

― oj da hoosman (J0rdan S.), Thursday, May 21, 2009 1:56 AM Bookmark

― The-Reverend (rev), Thursday, 21 May 2009 18:28 (fifteen years ago) link

BOOM

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 21 May 2009 18:45 (fifteen years ago) link

where from??

― they walked on a bridge!? shit this changes everything (stevie), Thursday, 21 May 2009 18:46 (fifteen years ago) link

Coldplay/Animal Collusterfuck

― The-Reverend (rev), Thursday, 21 May 2009 18:46 (fifteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

I think it's cos most people that liked grunge remembered it through some happy musical memories, then grew out of it. Goth = music is mostly bad, and trenchcoat mafia 40 year olds.

― paulhw, Saturday, May 2, 2009 5:11 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

paulhw, you are cordially invited to go eat a giant cock.

― Alex in NYC, Saturday, May 2, 2009 5:14 PM Bookmark

― The Reverend, Sunday, 14 June 2009 12:59 (fifteen years ago) link

http://img.listal.com/image/551719/500full-still-crazy-poster.jpg

― Posters that beg the Question: What the Hell were You THINKING? (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 June 2009 13:00 (fifteen years ago) link

not a zing imo, just alex in nyc

― roman knockwell (elmo argonaut), Sunday, 14 June 2009 13:52 (fifteen years ago) link

it's the "cordially invited" part that makes it zing thread-worthy to me

― The Reverend, Sunday, 14 June 2009 13:54 (fifteen years ago) link

i gotta say that, even though Alex in NYC was a dick on the MJ thread, "Fine, mourn your child molester" was a great moment

― ümürgüncü (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 28 June 2009 00:32 (fifteen years ago) link

que's post about knighthood was better

― i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Sunday, 28 June 2009 00:34 (fifteen years ago) link

it was only good because the best zing anyone could come up with vs. Alex (other than the obvious fact that he was being disrespectful to the recently deceased) was that he was being "predictable"

― ümürgüncü (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 28 June 2009 00:36 (fifteen years ago) link

tbf, tho, the 'predictable' zing is like 80% of zings

― i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Sunday, 28 June 2009 00:37 (fifteen years ago) link

I had no idea until the past 48 hours on ILX that one had to walk around on eggshells in regard to Michael Jackson.

― Pleasant Plains, Sunday, 28 June 2009 02:11 (fifteen years ago) link

you've been zinged by a smooth criminal

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Saturday, February 2, 2008

― velko, Sunday, 28 June 2009 02:19 (fifteen years ago) link

shit pp hasnt heard yet

― carpathian florist (roxymuzak), Sunday, 28 June 2009 02:20 (fifteen years ago) link

haw

― Pleasant Plains, Sunday, 28 June 2009 02:29 (fifteen years ago) link

wht have u got against ur og screen name forksclovetofu

― cozwn, Saturday, June 27, 2009 8:13 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

nothing, i just look at these as vanity license plates.

― wacky out of context phrase is the worst look (forksclovetofu), Sunday, June 28, 2009 1:13 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

then keep them to 7 letters plz!!!!

― carpathian florist (roxymuzak), Sunday, June 28, 2009 1:16 AM (14 seconds ago)

― there's a blapp for that (k3vin k.), Sunday, 28 June 2009 05:17 (fifteen years ago) link

haw i think it might be 8 though :/

― carpathian florist (roxymuzak), Sunday, 28 June 2009 12:05 (fifteen years ago) link

anyway, my point is not that abuse is good, but rather that this sort of parental pressure might magnify innate talent.

― Mike Crandle, Financial Analyst, Bear Stearns, New York, NY 10185 (res), Wednesday, July 1, 2009 1:41 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i hope someone beats you up and it makes your posts better.

― the shock will be coupled with the need to dance (jim), Wednesday, July 1, 2009 1:42 PM Bookmark

― a ho (The Reverend), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 20:45 (fifteen years ago) link

hahhaha

― carpathian florist (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 20:47 (fifteen years ago) link

Oh that's just textbook zinging.

― Milijas now living will never die (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 20:47 (fifteen years ago) link

My chances of getting a job there at the time were monumentally slim at best. Danyel Smith was none too impressed with my witty banter, alas. Also, given the fact that I really don't give the slightest whiff of a damn about 99% of the stuff they covered, it once again should be noted that it would not have been a good fit for any of the involved. Still, I lament that they're yet another music mag that has surrendered.

― Alex in NYC, Wednesday, July 1, 2009 10:06 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

maybe you should've practiced your witty banter on ILM now and again.

― some dude, Wednesday, July 1, 2009 10:40 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― zzz (deej), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 21:09 (fifteen years ago) link

Oh that's just textbook zinging.

― Milijas now living will never die (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, July 1, 2009 4:47 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

no way, that was a perfect re-purposing

― Michael tapeworm much talent for the future (s1ocki), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 23:21 (fifteen years ago) link

No, textbook as in "exemplary".

― Milijas now living will never die (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 23:51 (fifteen years ago) link

"textbook" is the highest compliment available to the Briton

― caek, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 23:54 (fifteen years ago) link

that or "tophole", and you don't really wanna use tophole in mixed company

― Milijas now living will never die (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 23:54 (fifteen years ago) link

xD

― i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 23:54 (fifteen years ago) link

ahhhh

― Michael tapeworm much talent for the future (s1ocki), Thursday, 2 July 2009 00:13 (fifteen years ago) link

do british people really like textbooks?

― harbl, Thursday, 2 July 2009 00:31 (fifteen years ago) link

they use them for reference the odd time

― darraghmac@nebbmail.com (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 July 2009 00:32 (fifteen years ago) link

Do Americans like pickup trucks

― i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Thursday, 2 July 2009 00:33 (fifteen years ago) link

thats a pickup truck zing right there

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Thursday, 2 July 2009 00:34 (fifteen years ago) link

And one

― i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Thursday, 2 July 2009 00:37 (fifteen years ago) link

brits are strangely fixated with education, e.g.:

something exemplary is "textbook",
a foolish mistake is a "schoolboy error",
being fired is "getting your jotters".

i am sure there are more.

― the shock will be coupled with the need to dance (jim), Thursday, 2 July 2009 00:38 (fifteen years ago) link

head of Conservative Party is "witless Public School boy"

― Milijas now living will never die (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 2 July 2009 00:39 (fifteen years ago) link

lol

― the shock will be coupled with the need to dance (jim), Thursday, 2 July 2009 00:40 (fifteen years ago) link

finding out that your girlfriend is cheating on you with your brother is being "late for prep"

― lynndie englisher (country matters), Thursday, 2 July 2009 00:40 (fifteen years ago) link

being sent to jail for upwards of 10 years is "a seeing-to round the back of the fives courts"

― lynndie englisher (country matters), Thursday, 2 July 2009 00:41 (fifteen years ago) link

that happens enough to brits that it has its own phrase? xp

― harbl, Thursday, 2 July 2009 00:41 (fifteen years ago) link

i feel like i'm being played here lj

― harbl, Thursday, 2 July 2009 00:42 (fifteen years ago) link

failing to justify one's absence from a party is "tuckshop robbery"

― lynndie englisher (country matters), Thursday, 2 July 2009 00:42 (fifteen years ago) link

^^^late for prep

― i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Thursday, 2 July 2009 00:43 (fifteen years ago) link

Xp

― i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Thursday, 2 July 2009 00:43 (fifteen years ago) link

an ill-fated love-affair is a "morning break crush"

― lynndie englisher (country matters), Thursday, 2 July 2009 00:46 (fifteen years ago) link

A dose of gonorrhea is "spotted dick with pink custard"

― Milijas now living will never die (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 2 July 2009 00:47 (fifteen years ago) link

losing a limb in an industrial accident is "missing the form assembly"

― lynndie englisher (country matters), Thursday, 2 July 2009 00:48 (fifteen years ago) link

Having your bank cards taken off you and cut in half by the bank manager is a "field trip"

― Milijas now living will never die (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 2 July 2009 00:49 (fifteen years ago) link

hey, this is thread that stopped being funny

― a ho (The Reverend), Thursday, 2 July 2009 00:51 (fifteen years ago) link

Travelling over 200 miles to save a marriage Explaining humour to Americans is "double Geography"

― lynndie englisher (country matters), Thursday, 2 July 2009 00:52 (fifteen years ago) link

right i'm off to the "dorm" for a bit of "prefect's cane"!

― lynndie englisher (country matters), Thursday, 2 July 2009 00:53 (fifteen years ago) link

british humour has an extra letter that makes it incompatible with american humor

― a ho (The Reverend), Thursday, 2 July 2009 00:55 (fifteen years ago) link

sounds like a problem with u

― what if deeznuts comes back like that (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 2 July 2009 00:56 (fifteen years ago) link

i think i got a humor from an american girl once, and very nice it was too

― darraghmac@nebbmail.com (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 July 2009 00:57 (fifteen years ago) link

put me in right good humour, in fact

― darraghmac@nebbmail.com (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 July 2009 00:58 (fifteen years ago) link

shush we can't hear the bingo numbers

― estela, Thursday, 2 July 2009 01:05 (fifteen years ago) link

i regret my last post

― caek, Thursday, 2 July 2009 01:44 (fifteen years ago) link

Would've posted Curtis' last one here, but demurred to excelsior

― an average room of dentists (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 July 2009 04:33 (fifteen years ago) link

Look, Morbs, if you blow a gasket and your brain explodes, it won't be because you were using it.

― bad hijab (suzy), Thursday, July 2, 2009 8:30 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― am0ncipation proclamation (some dude), Thursday, 2 July 2009 16:58 (fifteen years ago) link

woooooooooooooooow

― i yelled "BIG HOOS" but i was yelling at my steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 2 July 2009 17:35 (fifteen years ago) link

you misspelled blaow

― carpathian florist (roxymuzak), Thursday, 2 July 2009 17:39 (fifteen years ago) link

BRUCKABRUCKABRUCK

― i yelled "BIG HOOS" but i was yelling at my steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 2 July 2009 17:40 (fifteen years ago) link

bruck bruck that's the sound of the truck

― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 2 July 2009 18:11 (fifteen years ago) link

BLAKAAAAH!

― a ho (The Reverend), Thursday, 2 July 2009 22:33 (fifteen years ago) link

TADOW

― carpathian florist (roxymuzak), Thursday, 2 July 2009 22:38 (fifteen years ago) link

BUCK BUCK

― a ho (The Reverend), Thursday, 2 July 2009 23:06 (fifteen years ago) link

A PIECE OF PAPER

― carpathian florist (roxymuzak), Thursday, 2 July 2009 23:07 (fifteen years ago) link

in college there were these two girls my friends and i called "the headband girls", because they always wore headbands and were hot as fukk.

― enbba champions (omar little), Wednesday, July 8, 2009 6:08 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

great fuckin story kid

― Turnswagonesque (some dude), Wednesday, July 8, 2009 6:22 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 06:38 (fifteen years ago) link

bad santa ref XD

― zzz (deej), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 07:14 (fifteen years ago) link

lol i haven't even seen that movie, it just cracks me up anytime you say that

― Turnswagonesque (some dude), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 09:42 (fifteen years ago) link

its actually 'thats an awesome fucken story kid' now that i think abt it

― zzz (deej), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 23:54 (fifteen years ago) link

x-post - You should see that movie.

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 23:55 (fifteen years ago) link

that movie has lots of zings

― zzz (deej), Thursday, 9 July 2009 00:00 (fifteen years ago) link

lmao @ tony cox vs. bernie mac

― zzz (deej), Thursday, 9 July 2009 00:00 (fifteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLUBbWZk15k

― zzz (deej), Thursday, 9 July 2009 00:01 (fifteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVRmXc8PPqk

― enbba champions (omar little), Thursday, 9 July 2009 00:05 (fifteen years ago) link

:-D <3 I need to watch this again soon.

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 9 July 2009 00:05 (fifteen years ago) link

ahahahaha

― zzz (deej), Thursday, 9 July 2009 00:09 (fifteen years ago) link

"why dont you dust that thing off once in awhile??"

― zzz (deej), Thursday, 9 July 2009 00:09 (fifteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17VrLTWxw2A

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 9 July 2009 00:16 (fifteen years ago) link

sigmund sawed-off fuckin freud, lmbo

― enbba champions (omar little), Thursday, 9 July 2009 00:24 (fifteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBwALFGkGEY

― zzz (deej), Thursday, 9 July 2009 00:25 (fifteen years ago) link

Aw . . . RIP those guys.

Also - LOL.

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 9 July 2009 00:27 (fifteen years ago) link

The first time I ever saw this I watched it with my dad. Thankfully he thought it was hysterical but still . . . O_O.

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 9 July 2009 00:29 (fifteen years ago) link

I made a lot of visits to the kitchen/bathroom during that viewing in some of the more uncomfortable moments. That dressing room scene was def one of those.

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 9 July 2009 00:30 (fifteen years ago) link

you ain't going to s h i t right for a week

― caek, Thursday, 9 July 2009 01:04 (fifteen years ago) link

anyone who likes this movie
by jackdalton770 (Thu Jul 6 2006 00:06:48)
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If you like this movie, chances are you're one of those people who thinks they're tough because you don't care what people think. However, 9 times out of 10 you can't back it up because it all comes from annoyance. You think people will quake in their boots because you're in a bad mood. But deep down, you know that people don't care, and any f- bombing won't change that Anyone who thinks Billy Bob's character was cool is delusional. I saw this movie and the only person I liked was the Indian guy that beat him up. The one person I felt sorry for was the kid. That is the last person you should want to have as a father figure. I can see how this goes against the commericalism of Christmas but you can also ignore it.There is a lot more to Christmas than that. If you think people showing respect for nothing and no one, having their temper whetted to a sharp point, and dropping f-bombs on everything they see is cool, then your priorites are SERIOUSLY messed up. You want a hero, try Rambo. At least he had the balls to go after the problem instead of complaining about it.

'Nuff Ced

― enbba champions (omar little), Thursday, 9 July 2009 01:05 (fifteen years ago) link

You want a hero, try Rambo. At least he had the balls to go after the problem instead of complaining about it.

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 9 July 2009 01:10 (fifteen years ago) link

O_O

― zzz (deej), Thursday, 9 July 2009 01:25 (fifteen years ago) link

might start working in "your soul is dogshit" to the ol' zing library

― Why? I forget what biologists have suggested. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 9 July 2009 04:01 (fifteen years ago) link

gotta start somewhere

― the "holy..." bimble (k3vin k.), Thursday, 9 July 2009 04:27 (fifteen years ago) link

oh yeah? well your soul is dogshit!

― Why? I forget what biologists have suggested. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 9 July 2009 05:03 (fifteen years ago) link

lol

― the "holy..." bimble (k3vin k.), Friday, 10 July 2009 00:16 (fifteen years ago) link

sketch it up you fucking moron

― bentley cadence (gbx), Friday, 10 July 2009 01:47 (fifteen years ago) link

i've gotta get a copy of this movie

― bentley cadence (gbx), Friday, 10 July 2009 02:24 (fifteen years ago) link

Once a bf of mine wrote me a note saying my best friend of the time was a leech and "her soul is a rectum". I liked that a lot (he was right, she was a cow).

― lolsbury hill (Trayce), Friday, 10 July 2009 03:16 (fifteen years ago) link

was her soul a rectum

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 10 July 2009 03:17 (fifteen years ago) link

nearly killed im

― phillippa minge (electricsound), Friday, 10 July 2009 03:24 (fifteen years ago) link

way to have a leech as ur best friend

― am0n, Friday, 10 July 2009 03:27 (fifteen years ago) link

How did I know Jim would make that joek.

Srsly man I dont know why she was my friend, she was SWF level nutbag.

― lolsbury hill (Trayce), Friday, 10 July 2009 05:00 (fifteen years ago) link

But you know, lolteenagers.

― lolsbury hill (Trayce), Friday, 10 July 2009 05:01 (fifteen years ago) link

Liz. Fucking Elizabeth. Come on. LOL.

― Lostandfound, Sunday, July 19, 2009 8:08 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

the "come on" argument hasn't worked round these parts for a while now

― I love rainbow cookies (surm), Sunday, July 19, 2009 8:09 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

loving the newer, tougher surmounter

― some dude, Wednesday, 22 July 2009 02:12 (fifteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

This is apparantly the "Rocky Horror of furry fandom." I was of the right age to see this on VHS, but I guess I never did...

― Gnip Konop (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, August 15, 2009 6:49 PM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Read that as "Analympics" :(

― sir-mounter (Eric H.), Saturday, August 15, 2009 6:51 PM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i think most people looking for analympics and finding that would be seriously disappointed.

― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Saturday, August 15, 2009 6:52 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

but the thirty people who weren't went off and each made furry conventions. It's the Velvet Undergrowl of the movement.

― BOO LIAR BEN KONOP BOO BAD BOO BEN KONOP BOO (forksclovetofu), Saturday, August 15, 2009 6:54 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

why would you say "growl" there

what a horribly formed "joke"!

i didnt even have to look at your name below that to know it was you, dude

― in excelsis ayo (roxymuzak), Saturday, August 15, 2009 7:11 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

http://www.kaasa.com/img/mgf-icecold.jpg

― Gnip Konop (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 15 August 2009 23:16 (fifteen years ago) link

some kneejerk shit there whiney

― BOO LIAR BEN KONOP BOO BAD BOO BEN KONOP BOO (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 15 August 2009 23:20 (fifteen years ago) link

boo liar forks boo bad

― Gnip Konop (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 15 August 2009 23:24 (fifteen years ago) link

i have no idea whats going on here who said growl

― ice cr?m, Saturday, 15 August 2009 23:26 (fifteen years ago) link

<img src="http://rlv.zcache.com/dog_says_woof_poster-p228008205738607935t5ta_400.jpg";>

― what a horribly formed "joke"! (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 15 August 2009 23:27 (fifteen years ago) link

you must have forks killfiled

gj

― in excelsis ayo (roxymuzak), Saturday, 15 August 2009 23:27 (fifteen years ago) link

oh well.
http://rlv.zcache.com/dog_says_woof_poster-p228008205738607935t5ta_400.jpg

― what a horribly formed "joke"! (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 15 August 2009 23:27 (fifteen years ago) link

thanks for shitting up nb and ruining it everybody

― sanskrit, Monday, 17 August 2009 01:15 (fifteen years ago) link

haha yeah it was going so well

― in excelsis ayo (roxymuzak), Monday, 17 August 2009 01:17 (fifteen years ago) link

terminus est

― cockles (country matters), Monday, 17 August 2009 01:23 (fifteen years ago) link

hey sanskrit, u know the routine; if you let em take your lunch money once, they'll never stop.

― what a horribly formed "joke"! (forksclovetofu), Monday, 17 August 2009 04:10 (fifteen years ago) link

i meant everyone collectively, not you specifically

― sanskrit, Monday, 17 August 2009 15:46 (fifteen years ago) link

i diggit; I am copping to at the very least partial responsibility

― what a horribly formed "joke"! (forksclovetofu), Monday, 17 August 2009 18:02 (fifteen years ago) link

Eazy zing, but a genuine LOL:

See I may be limited in my aptitude for enjoying those Draper qualities, cuz I think it's a stupid and evil job.

― Indiana Morbs and the Curse of the Ivy League Chorister (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, August 19, 2009 9:06 AM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

And if anyone's renowned for appreciating the exciting, seductive side of American capitalism it's definitely Dr Morbius.

― Tuncay Stryder (Matt DC), Wednesday, August 19, 2009 9:08 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― jaymc, Wednesday, 19 August 2009 14:21 (fifteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYlZiWK2Iy8

― sample rants or ?BURNS?. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 19 August 2009 22:06 (fifteen years ago) link

dining. room. table.

― ❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Wednesday, 19 August 2009 22:09 (fifteen years ago) link

A+ zing

― sleep, Wednesday, 19 August 2009 22:10 (fifteen years ago) link

only nerds will pick star wars

― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, August 26, 2009 11:19 AM

unlike the virile specimens of manhood voting for indiana jones on an internet poll

― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, August 26, 2009 11:20 AM

― am0n, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:30 (fifteen years ago) link

http://i29.tinypic.com/2wfmedv.jpg

― bnw, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:27 (fifteen years ago) link

not really a zing more of a t bomb imo

― mod indecent (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:37 (fifteen years ago) link

lol i hadn't heard the dining room table bit that's fucking incredible

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:28 (fifteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

We need to repoll this sometime.

― I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Sunday, September 13, 2009 8:39 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yes that would clearly be illuminating as fuck.

― r|t|c, Sunday, September 13, 2009 8:45 AM Bookmark

― super-gay-crazy bitch-made devil-racist beast-mode swag (The Reverend), Monday, 14 September 2009 00:02 (fifteen years ago) link

thread?

― cutty, Monday, 14 September 2009 00:08 (fifteen years ago) link

the dream vs neyo

― BiG HoOs is the one claim!!! (deej), Monday, 14 September 2009 00:10 (fifteen years ago) link

haha

― am0n, Monday, 14 September 2009 00:30 (fifteen years ago) link

― definitely mayne (some dude), Friday, September 4, 2009 1:52 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― herstory womayne (some dude), Friday, September 25, 2009 11:42 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

are you unfinesting yourself?

― phyllis wdyller (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, September 25, 2009 11:44 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

no just calling 'firsties'

― herstory womayne (some dude), Friday, September 25, 2009 11:46 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

prolly lasties, too

― can i lust (tehresa), Friday, September 25, 2009 11:47 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

― deej, Friday, 25 September 2009 18:56 (fifteen years ago) link

it was a good zing and i felt zinged, even though it's technically wrong and the whole point was someone did it after me!

― some dude, Friday, 25 September 2009 19:06 (fifteen years ago) link

i just realized how entirely inscrutable that is out of context

― deej, Friday, 25 September 2009 19:07 (fifteen years ago) link

inscrutable

xpost jesus! my word

― bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 19:08 (fifteen years ago) link

And I was only posting that word.

― bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 19:08 (fifteen years ago) link

I don't think that what Nabisco wrote is that different from what you're saying here. Yes, the indie-hipster of yesteryear and the indie-hipster of today are both exercising "discernment" - the difference is the degree of personal investment of time and energy that is required to seek out non-mainstream bands. What used to be a massively time-consuming passion can now be just a casual interest. The audience for this type of band has expanded exponentially, and the level of commitment and intensity has dropped (on average, not in every particular case). At the same time, the distinguishing subcultural markers become less meaningful. What was once the province of "freaks and geeks" is now mainstream.

Even back in the day, people always said that it was all about the music, but I think a big part of the fun for a lot of people was the sense of being plugged into a secret underground society, with its own mores, markers, and shibboleths. Thus the resentment whenever a band got too popular or "sold out", in the parlance of the times. The fact that it took a while to build a following, even among the most tuned-in members of the subculture, was a necessary constraint. Now that constraint is gone, and bands routinely become internet sensations practically overnight - available to anyone anywhere at the click of a mouse. It's hard to figure out what "selling out" means anymore. And so the bogeyman which was used to police the borders of the subculture is gone, and the subculture feels like it's dissolving. Everything is just pop now. Perhaps this is the coded message in Pitchfork's inscrutable embrace of Timberlake et al.

― o. nate, Friday, October 2, 2009 2:34 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

And other things I said years ago. FUGUYZ.

― cee-oh-tee-tee, Friday, October 2, 2009 2:44 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol you have a blog

― baby girl lemme snrub up on you (J0rdan S.), Friday, October 2, 2009 2:45 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 2 October 2009 19:05 (fifteen years ago) link

blogger jackoff sesh

― wH1N1 g. swinegarten (k3vin k.), Friday, 2 October 2009 20:42 (fifteen years ago) link

try living in a country thats been in drought for over 10 years.

― ceci n'est pas une pipecock (Trayce),

i'll pass, thanks

― the rap battle of algiernod (k3vin k.),

― Roman Polanski now sleeps in prison. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 02:40 (fifteen years ago) link

3/10

― gore vitalic (s1ocki), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 13:55 (fifteen years ago) link

zinging is the great lost art of ILX

― Brewer's Bitch (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 13:58 (fifteen years ago) link

tedious zing policing lives strong, though

― kell surprise (country matters), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 13:59 (fifteen years ago) link

the policing of tedious zings, or the tedious policing of zings? straight question.

― Brewer's Bitch (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 14:08 (fifteen years ago) link

my zing lies slain behind the arras

― kell surprise (country matters), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 14:11 (fifteen years ago) link

who zings the zingsmen?

― gore vitalic (s1ocki), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 14:21 (fifteen years ago) link

Zing, goddess, the anger of Peleus’ son Achilleus

― Brewer's Bitch (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 14:27 (fifteen years ago) link

my zing lies slain behind the arras

Sid Waddell quote?

― numetrical changeover (onimo), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 14:48 (fifteen years ago) link

the art of zinging is a lot like this these days unfortunately

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OWCtFTeyP4

― omar little, Tuesday, 6 October 2009 17:36 (fifteen years ago) link

babies zinging babies

― babbies forming babbies (s1ocki), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 18:16 (fifteen years ago) link

zing on zing violence

― cutty, Tuesday, 6 October 2009 18:20 (fifteen years ago) link

and people question why i don't post pictures of myself on ilx

― Althus (sarahel), Thursday, October 8, 2009 12:29 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

do they

― lorax & order (electricsound), Thursday, October 8, 2009 12:32 PM (3 hours ago)

― ceci n'est pas une pipecock (Trayce), Thursday, 8 October 2009 05:22 (fifteen years ago) link

(sigh) yeah, well.

― lol if you love funny display names (sarahel), Thursday, 8 October 2009 10:49 (fifteen years ago) link

haha

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 8 October 2009 16:51 (fifteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

WOW, that went well. She said she felt really comfortable with me and "it's like we've already been on twenty dates".

― "i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Sunday, October 25, 2009 5:39 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

She's bored and ready to dump you already?

― RAPTOBER (sic), Sunday, October 25, 2009 4:51 PM (37 minutes ago)

― harbl, Sunday, 25 October 2009 21:30 (fifteen years ago) link

hahaha

― everybody loves am0n (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 25 October 2009 21:32 (fifteen years ago) link

Oh my.

― ceci n'est pas une pipecock (Trayce), Monday, 26 October 2009 05:18 (fifteen years ago) link

I Be Like... Damn

― idi admin (The Reverend), Monday, 26 October 2009 07:10 (fifteen years ago) link

brutal.

― the not-fun one (Ioannis), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 08:27 (fifteen years ago) link

greatest show ever imho

― Mordy, Wednesday, November 4, 2009 1:44 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

greatest show ever except you voted something else #1

― Samuel (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, November 4, 2009 1:45 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― some dude, Wednesday, 4 November 2009 18:52 (fifteen years ago) link

did you see IBs morbs?

― banned, on the run (s1ocki), Tuesday, November 3, 2009 5:29 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lots of point-missing going on today, guyz?

― Your Favorite Saturday Night Thing (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, November 3, 2009 5:31 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

did you see it?

― banned, on the run (s1ocki), Tuesday, November 3, 2009 5:31 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

if you can't tell the diff btwn I-won't-call-him-QT and A Serious Man (OR No Country)...

― Your Favorite Saturday Night Thing (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, November 3, 2009 5:31 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i don't think anyone is having trouble with that. pointing to the coens as an example of mature sober filmmakers is kind of ridic tho

― banned, on the run (s1ocki), Tuesday, November 3, 2009 5:32 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

did u actually see inglourious basterds morbius?

― banned, on the run (s1ocki), Tuesday, November 3, 2009 5:32 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

of course not; I don't spend unemployment payments on films I won't like.

― Your Favorite Saturday Night Thing (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, November 3, 2009 5:33 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

so shut up about it already

― banned, on the run (s1ocki), Tuesday, November 3, 2009 5:33 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark

― the goondock saints (some dude), Thursday, 5 November 2009 18:08 (fifteen years ago) link

slocks' last post there soooooo cathartic to read

― like moses, the townfolk like the red sea (stevie), Thursday, 5 November 2009 18:15 (fifteen years ago) link

beautiful

― jabba hands, Friday, 6 November 2009 00:42 (fifteen years ago) link

"ilxor" wrong? shocking!

― autogoon crew for coldplay (The Reverend)

:'(

B-b-b-but lex agrees with me!

― I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Wednesday, May 20, 2009 5:02 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

... are you guys gonna tell him or shall i?

― r|t|c, Wednesday, May 20, 2009 5:25 AM Bookmark

― swagless price (The Reverend), Friday, 6 November 2009 13:31 (fifteen years ago) link

looooooooooooooooool

― Nanobots: HOOSTEEND (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 6 November 2009 13:38 (fifteen years ago) link

^__________^

― soiceybot (J0rdan S.), Friday, 6 November 2009 15:02 (fifteen years ago) link

lol where is that from

― k3vin k., Friday, 6 November 2009 16:11 (fifteen years ago) link

dream thread

― swagless price (The Reverend), Saturday, 7 November 2009 08:21 (fifteen years ago) link

i have the internet which is how i saw this video.
― k3vin k., Monday, November 9, 2009 10:26 PM

kudos to you
I use the Internet for actual porn
― a Barbie-like nub where he provates should be (HI DERE)

BURN
― TGAAPQ (Mr. Que)

use more lubricant
― sarahel

― because she looks awesome, like in the face (forksclovetofu), Monday, 9 November 2009 23:50 (fifteen years ago) link

a++

― Nanobots: HOOSTEEND (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 9 November 2009 23:56 (fifteen years ago) link

i wanna say "lol, only ilx" where a successful zing is bragging about how much you jerk it but i'd be selling the rest of the internet short

― k3vin k., Tuesday, 10 November 2009 00:55 (fifteen years ago) link

r|t|c killin it l8ly

― plaxico (I know, right?), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 01:08 (fifteen years ago) link

totally disagree - watched it Saturday and thought it was terrible. Larry David couldn't sell that dialogue, which wasn't any good to begin with for the most part, and everything seemed so half-assed and predictable and tired...

I think after a decade of bad films (Match Point excepted) its time Allen and I parted ways. he's definitively past it now.

― the butt is like a wailin' guitar solo (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, November 23, 2009 11:41 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

how do u think he'll react?

― 311 is a joek (s1ocki), Monday, November 23, 2009 11:43 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― horseshoe, Monday, 23 November 2009 16:45 (fifteen years ago) link

what about when there's a woman who is exceptionally gorgeous and two guys are noticing that they're both noticing her hotness and they give one another a knowing look/smile? is that egregious/threatening, Laurel?

― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 00:56 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

it's kind of gay?

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 2 December 2009 00:56 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

otm

― jØrdån (omar little), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 00:57 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

:)

― harbl, Wednesday, 2 December 2009 00:57 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

is there going to be a whole thing itt of cooking up champagne commercial scenarios to see if laurel is so hysterical that she would denounce them

― A B C, Wednesday, 2 December 2009 00:58 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

― a. cole, u thic (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 01:02 (fifteen years ago) link

not for nothing cutty but the difference between reg dvds and blurays on a 23" screen is.. well there prob will be no diff really.

but then again, maybe you have a library of stuff on blu you wanna watch in bed!

― donde está mia farrow, fa la la la la, la la la la (s1ocki), Saturday, December 12, 2009 1:08 AM (13 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

watching blu movies in bed, eating protein gels

― THE SAIYANS ARE A PROUD WARRIOR RACE (Lamp), Saturday, December 12, 2009 3:46 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

energy gels are carbs not protein

― robster craws (cutty), Saturday, December 12, 2009 2:05 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i think that was euphemism

― leave garbage snickers eat snickers leave garbage (jeff), Saturday, December 12, 2009 2:21 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― donde está mia farrow, fa la la la la, la la la la (s1ocki), Saturday, 12 December 2009 19:23 (fifteen years ago) link

cuss you guyz some more, btw

― Feingold/Kaptur 2012 (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 13 December 2009 16:37 (fifteen years ago) link

ie, shut up about me already

― Feingold/Kaptur 2012 (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 13 December 2009 16:37 (fifteen years ago) link

Dr Morps

― I'm losing my Vitamin C (CaptainLorax), Sunday, 13 December 2009 20:00 (fifteen years ago) link

there is the theory of the Morbius: a twist in the fabric of ilx where lols become a loop

where lols become a loop
where lols become a loop
where lols become a loop
where lols become a loop
where lols become a loop
where lols become a loop
where lols become a loop
where lols become a loop

― krampus activities (latebloomer), Sunday, 13 December 2009 22:00 (fifteen years ago) link

hahaha

― unicorn strapped with a unabomb (deej), Monday, 14 December 2009 00:01 (fifteen years ago) link

Anomalies do happen. I had a girlfriend in high school that seemed to have no clitoris whatsoever. Neither of us could find it. We broke out medical books, which were handy since her father was a doctor. We solidly identified the place where the clitoris ought to be, by all rights, but we were both denied its discovery. It was the Quivira of clits. It was the Clitoris of the Sierra Madre.

― kenan, Monday, December 14, 2009 10:48 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Remove Bookmark from this Thread

― max, Monday, December 14, 2009 10:50 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― the unbearable lightness of sbing (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 14 December 2009 19:13 (fifteen years ago) link

lmfao

― krampus activities (latebloomer), Monday, 14 December 2009 19:17 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.wolfhazmat.de/images/hazmat_taining2.jpg

― you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon (omar little), Monday, 14 December 2009 19:18 (fifteen years ago) link

that was a dude, kenan

― robster craws (cutty), Monday, 14 December 2009 19:35 (fifteen years ago) link

omg @ clitoris of the sierra madre.

― ian, Monday, 14 December 2009 19:46 (fifteen years ago) link

http://media.bigoo.ws/content/gif/music/music_139.gif

― donde está mia farrow, fa la la la la, la la la la (s1ocki), Monday, 14 December 2009 19:49 (fifteen years ago) link

"take him, dude"

― shartin jort (am0n), Monday, 14 December 2009 19:52 (fifteen years ago) link

but they actually do find the gold in Treasure of the Sierra Madre!!!

― sarahel, Monday, 14 December 2009 19:52 (fifteen years ago) link

no clit tho

― shartin jort (am0n), Monday, 14 December 2009 19:53 (fifteen years ago) link

Where To Start With B. Traven?

― Tlön, Uqbar, Morbius Tertius (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 14 December 2009 19:54 (fifteen years ago) link

xp - yeah but the metaphor is wrong! Tempted to post this to "Rong" because it is bothering me, I mean there are plenty of other movies/stories where people go in search of a fabled thing and don't find it.

― sarahel, Monday, 14 December 2009 19:55 (fifteen years ago) link

maybe kenan's post was a prelude to a long story about how they eventually did find it, we can only "hope"

― you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon (omar little), Monday, 14 December 2009 19:58 (fifteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0Amt30_QVQ

― Tlön, Uqbar, Morbius Tertius (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 14 December 2009 19:58 (fifteen years ago) link

xp rarely with clit-based plotlines tho

― that is a whole discussion within itself that is worth debating (forksclovetofu), Monday, 14 December 2009 19:58 (fifteen years ago) link

it would be like if they found the clitoris but she did not trust him to do right by it and approach it with the best intentions, and then there were bandits, and then one of them gets killed.

― sarahel, Monday, 14 December 2009 20:00 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.lib.udel.edu/ud/spec/exhibits/beckett/waiting.jpg

― plaxico (I know, right?), Monday, 14 December 2009 20:00 (fifteen years ago) link

dudes the obv parallel here is with MALTESE FALCON

― donde está mia farrow, fa la la la la, la la la la (s1ocki), Monday, 14 December 2009 20:02 (fifteen years ago) link

though Waiting for Godot implies a less active effort at clitoral discovery.

― sarahel, Monday, 14 December 2009 20:02 (fifteen years ago) link

thinking more 'holy grail' tbh

― mookieproof, Monday, 14 December 2009 20:03 (fifteen years ago) link

brave brave sir kenan

― mookieproof, Monday, 14 December 2009 20:03 (fifteen years ago) link

Aguirre: Wrath of God

― sarahel, Monday, 14 December 2009 20:03 (fifteen years ago) link

dudes the obv parallel here is with MALTESE FALCON

― donde está mia farrow, fa la la la la, la la la la (s1ocki), Monday, December 14, 2009 3:02 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

what did he do with the fake one?

― CC Sugbanthia (carne asada), Monday, 14 December 2009 20:04 (fifteen years ago) link

Conquistador Kenan, demoralized by the clitoris' non-existence, surrounded by dozens of small monkeys.

― sarahel, Monday, 14 December 2009 20:05 (fifteen years ago) link

http://lililately.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/dumbos.jpg

― estela, Monday, 14 December 2009 20:06 (fifteen years ago) link

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― max, Monday, 14 December 2009 23:00 (fifteen years ago) link

lol

― caek, Monday, 14 December 2009 23:01 (fifteen years ago) link

can't believe this one took so long to happen

― caek, Monday, 14 December 2009 23:01 (fifteen years ago) link

wha happen?

― plaxico (I know, right?), Monday, 14 December 2009 23:02 (fifteen years ago) link

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― caek, Monday, 14 December 2009 23:02 (fifteen years ago) link

wait I thought I did it once? dunno

― being being kiss-ass fake nice (gbx), Monday, 14 December 2009 23:09 (fifteen years ago) link

this was my first time

― caek, Monday, 14 December 2009 23:09 (fifteen years ago) link

lol u were a virgin

― akira goldsman (s1ocki), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 03:17 (fifteen years ago) link

dude I don't have the money to take time off and fly to DC to get arrested I hate to say it

― Magnolia Caboose Babyfinger (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, December 15, 2009 3:50 AM

I will pay to have you arrested Shakey Mo, always happy to help

― a full circle lol (J0hn D.), Tuesday, December 15, 2009 3:53 AM

― Hell is other people. In an ILE film forum. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 03:55 (fifteen years ago) link

I used to have a 2-CD set called "Uh Huh - The Best Of Ray Charles" which I referred to as the "Pepsi owns my ass collection". But it was fucking great. I wish I still had it.

― kenan, Thursday, 17 December 2009 05:03 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

bet your friends loved that joke every time you told it

― combination tofu hut and taco bell (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 17 December 2009 05:37 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― (I don't crap in public toilets) (stevie), Thursday, 17 December 2009 08:46 (fifteen years ago) link

lololol

― unicorn strapped with a unabomb (deej), Thursday, 17 December 2009 10:08 (fifteen years ago) link

read the follow-up as a more than passable zing rebound tbh:

I try not to repeat the same joke in front of the same people. It's lame.

― kenan, 17 December 2009 05:46 (4 hours ago) Bookmark

― stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac), Thursday, 17 December 2009 10:13 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?showall=true&bookmarkedmessageid=220309&boardid=77&threadid=67116

― shartin jort (am0n), Thursday, 17 December 2009 19:26 (fifteen years ago) link

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still keeping it sassy

― sanskrit, Friday, 18 December 2009 04:17 (fifteen years ago) link

I don't know Come Sail Away, but I can confirm that the other two are awful songs.

― The New Dirty Vicar, Friday, December 18, 2009 10:02 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

^ i can confirm that you are an idiot.

― Bill Magill, Friday, December 18, 2009 11:18 AM (25 minutes ago)

― dumb pl4nk (k3vin k.), Friday, 18 December 2009 16:44 (fifteen years ago) link

Ultimately all of the major grunge acts were suckered-in or only to happy to help an industry they purported to deride.

*drops dishes*

― you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon (omar little), Friday, December 18, 2009 8:47 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

― krampus activities (latebloomer), Saturday, 19 December 2009 00:56 (fifteen years ago) link

i hope that thread is about steelpole bathtub!!!!

― ian, Saturday, 19 December 2009 01:35 (fifteen years ago) link

i hope that dish drop is a reference to popular "grunge" film Singles

― (♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Saturday, 19 December 2009 02:11 (fifteen years ago) link

Freaks on the internet and the internet's effect on global freakiness is kind of interesting, I got to admit. Like what always makes me wonder is this - were there furries & plushies before the internet existed, or did the internet actually create this weird thing, or cause it to come into existence in some way? Like, before the internet existed, did people draw awful pictures of sexualised anthropomorphic animals, and then send them to each other by mail? It seems kind of unimaginable somehow.

― Pashmina, Monday, January 5, 2009 4:13 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i'm sure it was more like drawing shit like that alone in your room or when no one was looking at school thinking you were the only freak who could be into this stuff

― 2009 (latebloomer), Monday, January 5, 2009 6:23 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

thnx for your insiders perspective :D

― choom gangsta (deej), Monday, January 5, 2009 6:21 PM Bookmark

― gynecologic pop (The Reverend), Saturday, 19 December 2009 07:02 (fifteen years ago) link

ha that sucker got pwned

― tiger's wood (latebloomer), Saturday, 19 December 2009 07:59 (fifteen years ago) link

o wait ;_;

― tiger's wood (latebloomer), Saturday, 19 December 2009 08:00 (fifteen years ago) link

lol<3

― estela, Saturday, 19 December 2009 09:40 (fifteen years ago) link

why not lora logic, poly styrene, lene lovich, debbie harry (much more interesting comparison to jj imo), alice bag, deborah iyall

more liek why not WHO?, WHO?, WHO?, debbie harry (much more interesting comparison to jj imo), WHO?, WHO?

― FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Friday, March 13, 2009 4:50 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

it's not my fault that you don't know anything

― Just one thing I was thinking about as I was getting on the copter (J0hn D.), Friday, March 13, 2009 4:52 PM (9 months ago)

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 23 December 2009 16:24 (fifteen years ago) link

that's right, blame the system

― forks©lovetofu (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 December 2009 16:26 (fifteen years ago) link

http://grab.by/1mC1

― j/k and the fa™an (s1ocki), Wednesday, 23 December 2009 18:01 (fifteen years ago) link

fwiw debbie harry is the only person on the list who I am familiar with so I'm right there with him

― I WILL NOT GO HAM!!! (The Reverend), Thursday, 24 December 2009 03:54 (fifteen years ago) link

I mean most of those seem like somewhat obscure names and people could just have different interests in music, you know? doesn't mean anyone knows less, just that they could know different things

― I WILL NOT GO HAM!!! (The Reverend), Thursday, 24 December 2009 03:56 (fifteen years ago) link

ya but when you're all WHO WHO WHO and WHO?!?! you're asking for a smackdown... john d style.

― j/k and the fa™an (s1ocki), Thursday, 24 December 2009 04:02 (fifteen years ago) link

uh, i'd understand if this was th bodybuilding forums or wherever u guys get your hilarious ms paint shit stories, but john d is right to pwn someone for stepping on a music geek board and acting all tuomasy about punk legends imo

― sunn o_O))) (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 24 December 2009 04:10 (fifteen years ago) link

although otoh john d's never heard a black eyed peas song or something

― sunn o_O))) (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 24 December 2009 04:10 (fifteen years ago) link

more like WHO? WHO? WHO? ms paint shit stories WHO? WHO?

― ice cr?m, Thursday, 24 December 2009 04:13 (fifteen years ago) link

xp - dude keeps his cds in binders. Enough said.

― sarahel, Thursday, 24 December 2009 04:35 (fifteen years ago) link

I am sad that this show was not mentioned much in the "Best TV shows of the '00s" thread.

― Mr. Snrub, Sunday, September 20, 2009 8:27 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

You mentioned it ten times.

― jaymc, Sunday, September 20, 2009 10:28 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― deej, Thursday, 24 December 2009 08:05 (fifteen years ago) link

Terrence Malick's Dirty Dancing, This is a movie I would watch!

― Jacob Sanders, Friday, December 18, 2009 3:07 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i would watch any movie where the director was comically mismatched with the material!

― akira goldsman (s1ocki), Friday, December 18, 2009 3:14 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― De Suggestivistban (some dude), Monday, 28 December 2009 20:24 (fifteen years ago) link

A+

― just settled down for a long winter's blap (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 28 December 2009 22:03 (fifteen years ago) link

so say the dudes with ironic display names

― bnw, Monday, 28 December 2009 22:06 (fifteen years ago) link

i actually think that would be awesome in an actual non-"whoa-rong-movie-Terry!" way

― plaxico (I know, right?), Monday, 28 December 2009 22:09 (fifteen years ago) link

wait, isn't that Sophia Coppola tho?

― plaxico (I know, right?), Monday, 28 December 2009 22:09 (fifteen years ago) link

slocki is sophia coppola?

― ice cr?m, Monday, 28 December 2009 22:49 (fifteen years ago) link

slofia slockola

― my girl wants to sharty all the time (s1ocki), Monday, 28 December 2009 22:51 (fifteen years ago) link

did u write a book abt urself then?

― plaxico (I know, right?), Monday, 28 December 2009 22:52 (fifteen years ago) link

sl0cki's sophia coppola

― max, Monday, 28 December 2009 23:04 (fifteen years ago) link

i would watch any movie where the director was comically mismatched with the material!

Werner Herzog presents Bad Lieutenant amirite??

― dmr, Monday, 28 December 2009 23:04 (fifteen years ago) link

sophia coppola's sl0cki

― plaxico (I know, right?), Monday, 28 December 2009 23:16 (fifteen years ago) link

francis ford coppola's slockula

― my girl wants to sharty all the time (s1ocki), Monday, 28 December 2009 23:20 (fifteen years ago) link

i bet u'll never forget that summer in the catskills

― plaxico (I know, right?), Monday, 28 December 2009 23:22 (fifteen years ago) link

Lost in Translockition

― sarahel, Monday, 28 December 2009 23:22 (fifteen years ago) link

holy shit, what did bill murray say to u at the end?

― plaxico (I know, right?), Monday, 28 December 2009 23:23 (fifteen years ago) link

"Get an ironic ILE screen name."

― Hell is other people. In an ILE film forum. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 28 December 2009 23:24 (fifteen years ago) link

he said "lol"

― my girl wants to sharty all the time (s1ocki), Monday, 28 December 2009 23:52 (fifteen years ago) link

http://i45.tinypic.com/2lcwhs5.jpg
lol tokyo amirite

― ice cr?m, Monday, 28 December 2009 23:56 (fifteen years ago) link

i mean "song" can mean whatever you want i guess but you know it implies "singing" which implies you know like "vocals" and shit and therefore not "instrumental"

― max, Tuesday, December 29, 2009 12:13 PM (57 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

do you ever wonder why people park in the driveway and drive on the parkway?

― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, December 29, 2009 11:12 AM Bookmark

― art crut (The Reverend), Tuesday, 29 December 2009 20:01 (fifteen years ago) link

n/a shd not be boosting George Carlin material

― Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 December 2009 20:07 (fifteen years ago) link

way to miss the point

― art crut (The Reverend), Tuesday, 29 December 2009 20:24 (fifteen years ago) link

what shd he be doing

― ♖♘♗♔♕♗♘♖ (am0n), Tuesday, 29 December 2009 20:26 (fifteen years ago) link

n/a

― sarahel, Tuesday, 29 December 2009 20:45 (fifteen years ago) link

way to miss the point

― that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 29 December 2009 20:49 (fifteen years ago) link

Mr. Que shd not be boosting The Reverend material

― ♖♘♗♔♕♗♘♖ (am0n), Tuesday, 29 December 2009 20:50 (fifteen years ago) link

congratulations

― that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 29 December 2009 20:50 (fifteen years ago) link

que

― welcome to gudbergur (harbl), Tuesday, 29 December 2009 20:54 (fifteen years ago) link

what?

― sarahel, Tuesday, 29 December 2009 20:55 (fifteen years ago) link

Good job, guys. You have invalidated all of his criticisms, and now he will surely enjoy the show.

― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, December 29, 2009 1:52 PM (49 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

.
.
.

maybe i should list all of my criticisms of granny dainger so you guys can invalidate them and then i will surely enjoy his posts.

― estela, Tuesday, December 29, 2009 2:02 PM (39 minutes ago) Bookmark

― Matt P, Tuesday, 29 December 2009 22:43 (fifteen years ago) link

holy shit

― plaxico (I know, right?), Tuesday, 29 December 2009 22:45 (fifteen years ago) link

hahaha omg

― what u think i steen for to push a crawfish? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 01:06 (fifteen years ago) link

ownd

― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 30 December 2009 01:17 (fifteen years ago) link

<3 estela

― art crut (The Reverend), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 07:05 (fifteen years ago) link

granny has a point tho

― leave garbage snickers eat snickers leave garbage (jeff), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 07:16 (fifteen years ago) link

the sucker-punch zing. nice work.

― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 31 December 2009 05:12 (fifteen years ago) link

is there any other zing?!

― bum-sniff deviant (cutty), Thursday, 31 December 2009 10:51 (fifteen years ago) link

yes?!

― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 31 December 2009 14:58 (fifteen years ago) link

not with you

― bum-sniff deviant (cutty), Thursday, 31 December 2009 14:59 (fifteen years ago) link


the sucker-punch zing. nice work.

― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, December 31, 2009 5:12 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
is there any other zing?!

― bum-sniff deviant (cutty), Thursday, December 31, 2009 10:51 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yes?!

― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, December 31, 2009 2:58 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

not with you

― bum-sniff deviant (cutty), Thursday, December 31, 2009 2:59 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Thursday, 31 December 2009 15:05 (fifteen years ago) link

in b4 mod edit:

Hey! Too much talk about receiving, not enough about giving. The world is waiting to know when the m0unt41n g04t man last had a cock in his mouth!

― tmi_friday, Thursday, December 31, 2009 9:13 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

thanks for driving me off a fun thread dude

can somebody fucking googleproof my day job, thanks

― Herodcare for the Unborn (J0hn D.), Thursday, December 31, 2009 10:19 AM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

nobody's gonna find you by googling "the m0unt41n g04t man" you preening narcissist

― doomed... to fart (cankles), Thursday, December 31, 2009 10:27 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 31 December 2009 15:39 (fifteen years ago) link

wonder if 4ad are gonna drop him now :(

― eagle tears was a popular drink and it still is (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 31 December 2009 15:42 (fifteen years ago) link

LOL

― deej, Thursday, 31 December 2009 16:04 (fifteen years ago) link

hi 5 cutty, you'll get the zing merit badge for sure now

― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 31 December 2009 16:39 (fifteen years ago) link

got it years ago bro, i'm retired from the zing life

― bum-sniff deviant (cutty), Thursday, 31 December 2009 16:41 (fifteen years ago) link

zing, douchebag, it's hard for me to tell the difference, sorry.

― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 31 December 2009 16:43 (fifteen years ago) link

we should start a "butthurt about zings" thread

― that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Thursday, 31 December 2009 16:44 (fifteen years ago) link

User has been successfully banned for 6 days.

― bum-sniff deviant (cutty), Thursday, 31 December 2009 16:44 (fifteen years ago) link

you take your zing and you live with it

― bum-sniff deviant (cutty), Thursday, 31 December 2009 16:45 (fifteen years ago) link

gd had left something of an open goal there

― that clitties version of "mr. que" (acoleuthic), Thursday, 31 December 2009 16:46 (fifteen years ago) link

cankles needs something to be narcissistic about

― Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 31 December 2009 16:47 (fifteen years ago) link

let's give him something to talk about

― super mario bros. (s1ocki), Thursday, 31 December 2009 16:56 (fifteen years ago) link

start a rumour: cankles is actually bonnie raitt

― lazy cold meat and chocolate seasonal mentality (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 31 December 2009 17:13 (fifteen years ago) link

b0nn13 r4177

― bum-sniff deviant (cutty), Thursday, 31 December 2009 17:14 (fifteen years ago) link

Small doesn't preclude comfy!

― HELLO MY NAME IS TWILIGHT AND I AM A DRACULA (acoleuthic), Saturday, December 26, 2009 4:55 AM (6 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I bet that's what you say to all the girls.

― StanM, Saturday, December 26, 2009 5:03 AM (6 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― deej, Friday, 1 January 2010 15:40 (fifteen years ago) link

1. finish the book

― twice boiled cabbage is death, Friday, January 1, 2010 12:28 AM (19 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

2. avoid selfish persons.

― estela, Friday, January 1, 2010 12:31 AM (19 hours ago) Bookmark

call me paranoid, but I'm pretty sure that this was a subtle zing. Of course, I'm hurt, but since it's estela I'm kind of honored too.

― twice boiled cabbage is death, Friday, 1 January 2010 20:21 (fifteen years ago) link

no no it wasn't at all, i was filled with admiration that you have a finishable book, i was selfishly continuing with my own resolutions, avoid me.

― estela, Friday, 1 January 2010 20:58 (fifteen years ago) link

okay cool- then I guess my other new year's resolution should be to be less paranoid.

― twice boiled cabbage is death, Friday, 1 January 2010 21:13 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah

― plaxico (I know, right?), Friday, 1 January 2010 21:14 (fifteen years ago) link

next time it won't be paranoia.

― estela, Friday, 1 January 2010 21:23 (fifteen years ago) link

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:qDvWsFJuYERNoM:http://www.fancast.com/blogs/files/2009/09/david-caruso-csi-miami.jpg

― ice cr?m, Friday, 1 January 2010 21:31 (fifteen years ago) link

loool canks btw

― k3vin k., Friday, 1 January 2010 22:41 (fifteen years ago) link

If it's language and communication themes you're after, the Master did make a WW2 film.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0066564/

― Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, January 5, 2010 5:57 AM (3 hours ago)

i think this would be more relevant

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Day_the_Clown_Cried

― meryl streep post-brazilian (s1ocki), Tuesday, January 5, 2010 5:58 AM (3 hours ago)

but no one's seen that.

― Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, January 5, 2010 5:58 AM (3 hours ago)

well you haven't seen this.

― meryl streep post-brazilian (s1ocki), Tuesday, January 5, 2010 5:59 AM (3 hours ago)

not a super-zingy zing, but the funnier it's pointed out to Morbs that he's still posting on the Inglourious Basterds thread the better

― Audrey Wetherspoons (sic), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 03:37 (fifteen years ago) link

mini-poll:

should i have said "well that never stopped you before"? y/n

― meryl streep post-brazilian (s1ocki), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 04:49 (fifteen years ago) link

it's too late to turn back now

― jortin shartgent (harbl), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 04:50 (fifteen years ago) link

a zing deferred

― velko, Tuesday, 5 January 2010 04:51 (fifteen years ago) link

i think the way you expressed it is more graceful, slocks.

― A flamebaiter named Tinderbox? I admire your subtlety. (stevie), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 08:25 (fifteen years ago) link

so has morbs actually seen any movies? i am confused

― plaxico (I know, right?), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 21:48 (fifteen years ago) link

i feel like maybe he starts his reviews "despite not actually having seen this movie..."

― plaxico (I know, right?), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 21:48 (fifteen years ago) link

I think Morbs is just predisposed against movies that attract "fanboys," which you could say is true for both Tarantino and Apatow. (And probably James Cameron.) But the very phenomenon -- call it the Ain't It Cool News-ification of film appreciation -- gets him so het up he can't help but rant about it wherever possible, including on threads devoted to such movies.

― Hoisin Murphy (jaymc), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 22:08 (fifteen years ago) link

yah i was just joinin in, <3 morbs 4e tho

― plaxico (I know, right?), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 22:09 (fifteen years ago) link

Oh yeah, me too, just doing some armchair analysis.

― Hoisin Murphy (jaymc), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 22:11 (fifteen years ago) link

i dunno what this makes me but the more i read morbs on film the more i agree with him (with a few decent-sized exceptions)

― Electric Universe (wherever that is) (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 22:19 (fifteen years ago) link

if UP IN THE AIR takes Best Screenplay over this it's a crime

They are in different categories; UitA is adapted from a novel. This is "original," and would lose to the oh-so "original" Quentin Tarantino if it was nominated, which it won't be.

― Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, January 5, 2010 10:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

what was the least original thing about the tarantino script, in your opinion?

― meryl streep post-brazilian (s1ocki), Tuesday, January 5, 2010 10:31 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

http://www.starz.com/channels/encore/PublishingImages/encore_2008_685x385.jpg

― some dude, Wednesday, 6 January 2010 16:53 (fifteen years ago) link

i mean, why aren't YOU accepting approaches to music other than your own when you listen to r&b?

― لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Thursday, January 14, 2010 9:09 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^^rich

― Do the english boil pizza? (acoleuthic), Thursday, January 14, 2010 9:10 AM Bookmark

― Lt. Colonel JOHN NAGL (The Reverend), Thursday, 14 January 2010 23:33 (fourteen years ago) link

nice work lj

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Thursday, 14 January 2010 23:52 (fourteen years ago) link

pointing out lex hypocrisy isn't exactly a zing at this point is it?

― J0rdan S., Friday, 15 January 2010 00:05 (fourteen years ago) link

you could say the writing's on the wall

get it, r&b, and... nevermind

― mh, Friday, 15 January 2010 00:10 (fourteen years ago) link

it seems weird to me that the public (at least on the internet) seems ovewhelmingly behind Conan and yet Leno is the guy NBC trusts with the ratings. "silent majority" eh? I don't know anyone who likes Leno.

― shake hands with Gongo? (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, January 14, 2010 11:12 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

"How can he have won? Nobody I know voted for him."

― chartres (goole), Thursday, January 14, 2010 11:14 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

― la última intimidad (latebloomer), Friday, 15 January 2010 00:51 (fourteen years ago) link

Shakey Mo Kael

― la última intimidad (latebloomer), Friday, 15 January 2010 00:51 (fourteen years ago) link

lol @ (at least on the internet)

― harbl, Friday, 15 January 2010 00:55 (fourteen years ago) link

i don't get the morbs/s1ocki one

― ♖♕♖ (am0n), Friday, 15 January 2010 01:05 (fourteen years ago) link

morbs hasnt seen inglourious basterds

― max, Friday, 15 January 2010 01:34 (fourteen years ago) link

i dont get it either, but i have a strong opinion about it

― leave garbage snickers eat snickers leave garbage (jeff), Friday, 15 January 2010 02:11 (fourteen years ago) link

he, he

― ♖♕♖ (am0n), Friday, 15 January 2010 02:40 (fourteen years ago) link

should i have said "well that never stopped you before"? y/n

Since you don't prejudge anything ever, why don't you go review the diviest-lookin greasy spoon in Mtl tonight. I'm sure it will be delicious!

Guys, when you're my age, you will know what you like by the degree to which ppl with awful taste chatter about it for 3 months. Or you'll still be loving "postmodern" drive-in movies.

jaymc, I liked Titanic and will see Avatar when I have a chance, so stfu.

― Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Friday, 15 January 2010 21:35 (fourteen years ago) link

cross ref that one in truth bombs

― laverne and shipley (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 15 January 2010 21:38 (fourteen years ago) link

You liked Titanic?

I liked the first 6 hours of it. The last 3 hours dragged.

― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 15 January 2010 21:40 (fourteen years ago) link

big improvement once 'berg hit

― Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Friday, 15 January 2010 21:42 (fourteen years ago) link

Actually yeah, that's true. My wife loved the movie, so I had to sit through it several times. I liked it the first time, then the sec. . . zzzzzzzzzz

― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 15 January 2010 21:45 (fourteen years ago) link

the middle section is good but the start and end suck imo

― plaxico (I know, right?), Friday, 15 January 2010 21:51 (fourteen years ago) link

i wld like this movie at least 80% more if leonardo di caprio's drawings weren't so shit

― plaxico (I know, right?), Friday, 15 January 2010 21:52 (fourteen years ago) link

i wasn't trying to zing shakey! he said 'silent majority' in his post!

besides, the kael quote is apocryphal, and if true, probably ironic

/zing cop

― chartres (goole), Friday, 15 January 2010 21:58 (fourteen years ago) link

Since you don't prejudge anything ever, why don't you go review the diviest-lookin greasy spoon in Mtl tonight. I'm sure it will be delicious!

i love greasy spoons!

but seriously... if something doesn't seem my thing... i don't spend tons of time and energy talking about how terrible it is if i don't even bother to check it out myself! like, this hypothetical restaurant of yours, i might not review it, but i wouldn't talk at length about how awful it was until I TRIED IT!

― fleetwood (s1ocki), Friday, 15 January 2010 22:32 (fourteen years ago) link

Guys, when you're my age, you will know what you like by the degree to which ppl with awful taste chatter about it for 3 months. Or you'll still be loving "postmodern" drive-in movies.

u think i have awful taste :(

― fleetwood (s1ocki), Friday, 15 January 2010 22:32 (fourteen years ago) link

I dunno, I think it's OK to talk about stuff you don't like too.

("Titanic" I thought was atrocious, BTW)

― stegosaurus (Pashmina), Friday, 15 January 2010 22:36 (fourteen years ago) link

would love to see slocki's daily reviews of the same greasy spoon he's never been to

― leave garbage snickers eat snickers leave garbage (jeff), Friday, 15 January 2010 22:37 (fourteen years ago) link

I dunno, I think it's OK to talk about stuff you don't like too.

("Titanic" I thought was atrocious, BTW)

― stegosaurus (Pashmina), Friday, January 15, 2010 5:36 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i didn't say that.

― fleetwood (s1ocki), Friday, 15 January 2010 22:42 (fourteen years ago) link

u saw titanic, right?

― fleetwood (s1ocki), Friday, 15 January 2010 22:42 (fourteen years ago) link

I saw "titanic", yes. LOLed from time to time at its terribleness while watching it, felt really miserable abt how bad it was afterwards.

― stegosaurus (Pashmina), Friday, 15 January 2010 22:44 (fourteen years ago) link

I nmean, until I saw "Baise-Moi", Ithought it was the worst movie ever made!

― stegosaurus (Pashmina), Friday, 15 January 2010 22:45 (fourteen years ago) link

"until i saw" < - key words

― fleetwood (s1ocki), Friday, 15 January 2010 22:45 (fourteen years ago) link

OK!

― stegosaurus (Pashmina), Friday, 15 January 2010 22:46 (fourteen years ago) link

I mean, until I saw "Baise-Moi", I thought (Titanic) was the worst movie ever made!

It's better than The Doom Generation

― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 15 January 2010 22:47 (fourteen years ago) link

u guyz r ruining the zing thread

― The tendrils INTERTWINE with gentle undulations. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 16 January 2010 00:15 (fourteen years ago) link

u think i have awful taste :(

Not always, just when you boys get in a group and start talkin bout yr best friend "QT" and which of the subplots he spoke about in that one interview 3 years ago will end up on the DVD.

Since I have been known to quote Wrath of Khan and Planet of the Apes in strange contexts, perhaps I just like "fanboy" movies that are good.

― Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 16 January 2010 02:05 (fourteen years ago) link

and obv Titanic would've been better as a silent made by Guy Maddin

― Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 16 January 2010 02:08 (fourteen years ago) link

well i cant argue with THAT

― fleetwood (s1ocki), Saturday, 16 January 2010 02:58 (fourteen years ago) link

Not always, just when you boys get in a group and start talkin bout yr best friend "QT" and which of the subplots he spoke about in that one interview 3 years ago will end up on the DVD.

sorry for bringing the boys around to your continent and forcing you to talk to all of us about it :(

― Your Sinclair magazine (sic), Saturday, 16 January 2010 09:10 (fourteen years ago) link

damn cant believe we brought in some source material to discuss a film we enjoyed

― max, Saturday, 16 January 2010 11:28 (fourteen years ago) link

LOL@all this

― stegosaurus (Pashmina), Saturday, 16 January 2010 14:28 (fourteen years ago) link

like i mean i <3 katy cause she's just like a post-cyndi lauper oddball who is cuet and fun; and i <3 lady gagz because her shit is like good electro and matthew barney and ish

but kesha @ #1 is like the triumph of l.a. myspace-whore "scene" idiots like mickey avalon and cisco adler. just the worthless party-all-the-time internet-and-coke trash of L.A. and i hope that state gets washed into the pacific. peace out

― i ben b bag all by myself (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, January 16, 2010 11:43 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

and i hope that state gets washed into the pacific.

Sounds like somebody's got a crush.

― Hoisin Murphy (jaymc), Saturday, January 16, 2010 12:03 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― not a playa but i ilx a lot (deej), Saturday, 16 January 2010 20:20 (fourteen years ago) link

lol

keep on keepin it positive whiney

― leave garbage snickers eat snickers leave garbage (jeff), Saturday, 16 January 2010 20:22 (fourteen years ago) link

XD

― fleetwood (s1ocki), Saturday, 16 January 2010 20:22 (fourteen years ago) link

Since you don't prejudge anything ever, why don't you go review the diviest-lookin greasy spoon in Mtl tonight. I'm sure it will be delicious!

well duh!!!!!!!!!!!

― freezoni appleby 2010 (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, 16 January 2010 20:24 (fourteen years ago) link

in my experience calling a girl annoying is guy for "im gonna try and fuck that chick". its an instant break up in my book.

-- sunny successor, Wednesday, March 5, 2008 1:47 PM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― trillness is the move (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, December 2, 2009 6:25 AM (1 month ago)

― sarahel, Saturday, 16 January 2010 20:32 (fourteen years ago) link

dying over that jaymc one even if it is lol whiney

― plaxico (I know, right?), Saturday, 16 January 2010 20:35 (fourteen years ago) link

max i've been saying conan sucks when you were still in short trousers

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, January 13, 2010 1:36 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yes but thats just evidence that you are old, not that you are right

― max, Wednesday, January 13, 2010 1:37 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark

― no hongro dialect (Pillbox), Sunday, 17 January 2010 00:12 (fourteen years ago) link

haha

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Sunday, 17 January 2010 00:23 (fourteen years ago) link

max have you thought about law school

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Sunday, 17 January 2010 00:23 (fourteen years ago) link

I saw (LOTR: Return of the King) in a giant Lincoln Center hall w/ fanboys applauding every scene, followed by cast Q&A. I was homicidal.

― Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Monday, January 25, 2010 10:48 AM

hee hee i can just imagine u blowing your top

― I'm FINNISH!!!! (s1ocki), Monday, January 25, 2010 11:18 AM

I just can't seem to picture it.

― queen frostine (Eric H.), Monday, January 25, 2010 11:21 AM

― Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 30 January 2010 16:24 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.discogs.com/image/R-671213-1146499555.jpeg

― scent of a wolfman (s1ocki), Saturday, 30 January 2010 16:54 (fourteen years ago) link

was that a Scanners pic?

― Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 30 January 2010 20:45 (fourteen years ago) link

What a fantastic album and single.

― queen frostine (Eric H.), Saturday, 30 January 2010 21:30 (fourteen years ago) link

drumming is better on the new one, but ... well why go into it all again. i just think they'd be a better band if they had a really good drummer. but i still wouldn't like them probably, so who cares what i think?

― hellzapoppa (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, February 2, 2010 11:54 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

who indeed

― plaxico (I know, right?), Tuesday, February 2, 2010 11:56 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

― hellzapoppa (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 00:30 (fourteen years ago) link

(think i should get an assist for that one, tbh)

― hellzapoppa (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 00:30 (fourteen years ago) link

u are posting a zing on your own person AND u want an assist?

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 00:46 (fourteen years ago) link

technical foul, five yard penalty, repeat of first down

― that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 00:58 (fourteen years ago) link

where has the shame gone

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 01:00 (fourteen years ago) link

it's all about cashing in now

― hellzapoppa (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 01:10 (fourteen years ago) link

shame's the same... just got more fierce

― unicorn tear da club up (haitch), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 04:08 (fourteen years ago) link

^^ what a horrible, malformed joke - you should be a sitewide mod!

― sarahel, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 04:10 (fourteen years ago) link

j/k

― sarahel, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 04:10 (fourteen years ago) link

lol tipsy, lol sarahel

― billion holla baby (roxymuzak), Saturday, 6 February 2010 21:07 (fourteen years ago) link

true story, a propos of nothing: i was raised in wrentham, hometown of scott brown. once upon a time, i wanted to be an eagle scout. he sat on a committee that told me that no, my stupid project to build a handicapped ramp at the library did not have enough merit to elevate me to eagle status. being the pissy teenager i was, i argued with him for half an hour , and finally got him to give in. he was unfailingly polite and super friendly afterward, and i think he seemed like a very capable fellow.

― Remington Q. (remy bean), Monday, February 8, 2010 1:44 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

So you could have swung the election by publicizing that he hates cripples.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, February 8, 2010 1:48 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark

― the mighty the mighty BOHANNON (m coleman), Monday, 8 February 2010 11:45 (fourteen years ago) link

^^not a knee-slapper more like a political zing - ping?

― the mighty the mighty BOHANNON (m coleman), Monday, 8 February 2010 11:47 (fourteen years ago) link

what is snooki?

― bwoling and drifting (tehresa), Wednesday, February 10, 2010 12:26 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

you live in a cave in space

― surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Wednesday, February 10, 2010 12:30 AM (0 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 05:31 (fourteen years ago) link

I had no idea either

― i think ur a contraristan (The Reverend), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 06:14 (fourteen years ago) link

you live in a cave in portland

― birther blood (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 06:17 (fourteen years ago) link

is that seriously a zing?

― bwoling and drifting (tehresa), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 06:27 (fourteen years ago) link

well yeah a zing for not being familiar with jersey shore is not a huge burn imo, but "in a cave in space" still made me laugh tbh

― sleep, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 06:54 (fourteen years ago) link

i mean tbh i would not mind having my own little cave in space so

― bwoling and drifting (tehresa), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 06:56 (fourteen years ago) link

i guess what i am saying is: try harder.

― bwoling and drifting (tehresa), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 06:56 (fourteen years ago) link

i wld also like a space cave fwiw

― sleep, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 07:08 (fourteen years ago) link

i have a new theory, the less you know about internet memes and pop culture dreck like JERSEY SHORE, the cooler you are

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 13:53 (fourteen years ago) link

and srsly pointing out that someone doesn't know who SNOOKI is... not a zing

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 13:54 (fourteen years ago) link

read yr blogs people READ YR BLOGS

― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 14:15 (fourteen years ago) link

wow calm down ppl it was just that the cave in space thing was funny!

― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 14:25 (fourteen years ago) link

this is going to now be a 1000-post thread on whether you have to keep up with uninteresting stuff in order to maintain the illusion of youthful engagement with all stimuli ENBB so get used to that lol

― Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 14:28 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah well if you've ever have to LIVE in a cave in space you wouldn't find it funny. interterrestial homelessness is not a suitbale zing toy imo.

― quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 14:30 (fourteen years ago) link

is the cave in space thing a coded reference to leonard nimoy in the star trek reboot

― wall•egina (s1ocki), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 14:31 (fourteen years ago) link

^^ down with cool stuff

― wall•egina (s1ocki), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 14:32 (fourteen years ago) link

down with cool stuff! boooooo!

― werewolf bar mitzvah of the xx (gbx), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 14:33 (fourteen years ago) link

http://splinteredsunrise.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/father_ted_down_with_this_sort_of_thing.jpg

― quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 14:35 (fourteen years ago) link

this is going to now be a 1000-post thread on whether you have to keep up with uninteresting stuff in order to maintain the illusion of youthful engagement with all stimuli ENBB so get used to that lol

― Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Wednesday, February 10, 2010 8:28 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

have u seen jersey shore? it is many things but 'uninteresting' it is not

― average gangsta rap from average gangstas (deej), Thursday, 11 February 2010 01:46 (fourteen years ago) link

ha yeah it's pretty funny the % of haters who havent seen the show

― vag gangsta (k3vin k.), Thursday, 11 February 2010 01:51 (fourteen years ago) link

tho i guess "interesting" is what's up for debate - "i saw a 15 second ad for it and it didn't interest me" *shrugs*

― vag gangsta (k3vin k.), Thursday, 11 February 2010 01:53 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah I watched it and found it about as interesting as the richard bey show - loads of shrill drama doesn't code as "interesting" for me, nor does "everyone's talking about it"

― Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Thursday, 11 February 2010 01:56 (fourteen years ago) link

never even heard of it. i'm way out of the tv loop.

― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 11 February 2010 01:58 (fourteen years ago) link

what tv shows do u like j0hn d

― average gangsta rap from average gangstas (deej), Thursday, 11 February 2010 02:17 (fourteen years ago) link

boxing on showtime
friday night fights
all the boxing matches they show on espn classic
not the fucking contender though, fuck that

― Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Thursday, 11 February 2010 02:19 (fourteen years ago) link

did u hear r.a. the rugged man vs. mayweather on the radio a lotta months back? dude thought he was there to promote his comp, but they got mayweather on the line and ra went in on him. shit was hilarious.

― zvookster, Thursday, 11 February 2010 02:21 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah that was hot

did you guys see the valero fight the other night? Jesus CHRIST what a lot of blood. incredible.

― Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Thursday, 11 February 2010 02:22 (fourteen years ago) link

living in a cave in space is what wolverine was doing in the fountain right?

― 99. The Juggalo Teacher (dyao), Thursday, 11 February 2010 02:23 (fourteen years ago) link

http://usershare.net/2DopeBoyz/stge1wkfmm33 <--for anyone else interested

― zvookster, Thursday, 11 February 2010 02:24 (fourteen years ago) link

FWIW I thought "you live in a cave in space" was the ANSWER to "what is snooki" so you know :/ ;_;

― millivanillimillenary (Trayce), Thursday, 11 February 2010 02:40 (fourteen years ago) link

u r british tho..

― vag gangsta (k3vin k.), Thursday, 11 February 2010 02:42 (fourteen years ago) link

Not unless someone moved me overseas while I wasnt looking.

― millivanillimillenary (Trayce), Thursday, 11 February 2010 02:43 (fourteen years ago) link

oh lol

― vag gangsta (k3vin k.), Thursday, 11 February 2010 02:44 (fourteen years ago) link

(she's Australian Kev)

― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Thursday, 11 February 2010 02:45 (fourteen years ago) link

oh same diff

― vag gangsta (k3vin k.), Thursday, 11 February 2010 02:45 (fourteen years ago) link

oh shit

― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Thursday, 11 February 2010 02:45 (fourteen years ago) link

says ugly american

xp lol jK!

― vag gangsta (k3vin k.), Thursday, 11 February 2010 02:46 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh no you didn't.

― millivanillimillenary (Trayce), Thursday, 11 February 2010 03:16 (fourteen years ago) link

my impression is that jersey shore is hurting america

― caek, Thursday, 11 February 2010 09:43 (fourteen years ago) link

(and it should stop)

― caek, Thursday, 11 February 2010 09:43 (fourteen years ago) link

the second american civil war: started by snooki

― da Wesley CRUSHER (latebloomer), Thursday, 11 February 2010 11:23 (fourteen years ago) link

(and it should stop)

season over, damage already done

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Thursday, 11 February 2010 15:01 (fourteen years ago) link

so.... zing

― plaxico (I know, right?), Thursday, 11 February 2010 18:32 (fourteen years ago) link

i have a new theory, the less you know about internet memes and pop culture dreck like JERSEY SHORE, the cooler you are

Accepting memberships now, you get yr picture taken with me!

― Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 11 February 2010 19:09 (fourteen years ago) link

can't wait!

― werewolf bar mitzvah of the xx (gbx), Thursday, 11 February 2010 19:09 (fourteen years ago) link

gonna wear a tshirt that says "I'm with this stranger who I haven't actually interacted with but who is almost certainly Stupid"

― werewolf bar mitzvah of the xx (gbx), Thursday, 11 February 2010 19:12 (fourteen years ago) link

;-)

― werewolf bar mitzvah of the xx (gbx), Thursday, 11 February 2010 19:12 (fourteen years ago) link

morbs you are even worse cause not only do you not know about shit but you want to talk about it

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Thursday, 11 February 2010 19:27 (fourteen years ago) link

o rlly

― Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 11 February 2010 19:29 (fourteen years ago) link

don't make me whip out the eternal question

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Thursday, 11 February 2010 19:31 (fourteen years ago) link

*sigh* That's your only example? Tunnelvision!

Plus that question will not apply, perhaps, a week from now.

― Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 11 February 2010 19:33 (fourteen years ago) link

interesting!

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Thursday, 11 February 2010 19:37 (fourteen years ago) link

is the eternal question longer than 6 inches?

― sarahel, Thursday, 11 February 2010 19:38 (fourteen years ago) link

oh darling u know it is

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Thursday, 11 February 2010 19:47 (fourteen years ago) link

so maybe Morbs really wants you to whip it out?

― sarahel, Thursday, 11 February 2010 19:47 (fourteen years ago) link

oh man

― DJ NAIR (tehresa), Thursday, 11 February 2010 19:47 (fourteen years ago) link

we wd hafta have drinks first

― Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 11 February 2010 19:57 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm not showing u my cock old man

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Thursday, 11 February 2010 19:58 (fourteen years ago) link

make it stop ;_;

― DJ NAIR (tehresa), Thursday, 11 February 2010 19:58 (fourteen years ago) link

but you can discuss how much u dislike it on ILX if u want

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Thursday, 11 February 2010 19:59 (fourteen years ago) link

the eternal question! such a great euphemism

― zvookster, Thursday, 11 February 2010 19:59 (fourteen years ago) link

don't move this thread to IRE then lock it then move it back

― harbl, Thursday, 11 February 2010 19:59 (fourteen years ago) link

lol, the eternal question is "morbs, have you see inglorious basterds yet?" but i like your style

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Thursday, 11 February 2010 20:00 (fourteen years ago) link

zvookster, who is really a female in disguise

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Thursday, 11 February 2010 20:00 (fourteen years ago) link

don't move this thread to IRE then lock it then move it back

― harbl, Thursday, February 11, 2010 11:59 AM (44 seconds ago)

― sarahel, Thursday, 11 February 2010 20:01 (fourteen years ago) link

which of those three things are you asking us not to do?

― 3:16 (jjjusten), Thursday, 11 February 2010 20:02 (fourteen years ago) link

no one is moving anything.

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Thursday, 11 February 2010 20:02 (fourteen years ago) link

can someone pls invite this new account of mine to 77?

― chris nibbs (cozen), Thursday, 11 February 2010 20:02 (fourteen years ago) link

the board mods are the states, and the site-wide mods are the fed. i can make my own laws dammit.

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Thursday, 11 February 2010 20:03 (fourteen years ago) link

no one is moving anything.

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Thursday, February 11, 2010 8:02 PM (7 seconds ago)

who will be the first to make the joke about this

― 3:16 (jjjusten), Thursday, 11 February 2010 20:03 (fourteen years ago) link

i will be angry at them

― 3:16 (jjjusten), Thursday, 11 February 2010 20:03 (fourteen years ago) link

i am asking you not to do all of them in a way that suggests you should do all of them, also i think there is an echo in here

― harbl, Thursday, 11 February 2010 20:04 (fourteen years ago) link

echoes of the internet

― werewolf bar mitzvah of the xx (gbx), Thursday, 11 February 2010 20:06 (fourteen years ago) link

like the windmills in my mind

― plaxico (I know, right?), Thursday, 11 February 2010 20:21 (fourteen years ago) link

Basically what attracted me to my man, v first meeting, was he was extra george-ous and he actually understood my drunkened jokes/refs. Like I made some joke about the typical EC comics plot like "You sharpen the pencil, the pencil comes back to sharpen YOU!" And he actually laffed. That is kind of vain...I also laughed ass off at what he was saying, and he was just extra fun to talk to. And hot.

― Abbott, Sunday, January 6, 2008 7:20 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

its amazing how the first drunken meeting in which you fall in love with somebody, you only remember what you say. and later on you tell yourself that you two hit it off from the beginning.

― CaptainLorax, Sunday, January 6, 2008 7:30 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark

― billion holla baby (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 17:38 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b130/bryanphillips23/DAaam.jpg

― a wrinkle in paws (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 17:42 (fourteen years ago) link

account INACTIVE - ZING

― amuse-douche (s1ocki), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 17:44 (fourteen years ago) link

DAaam.jpg

― vag gangsta (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 18:18 (fourteen years ago) link

Seriously though, I always loved that Yo La Tengo line "the darkest hour is just before the dawn"

― musicfanatic, Tuesday, February 23, 2010 5:36 PM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

pretty sure that YLT did not come up with that idea

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, February 23, 2010 5:38 PM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark

― sharter the unstoppable ilx machine (history mayne), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 18:03 (fourteen years ago) link

lol

― nitzer Ed (s1ocki), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 18:24 (fourteen years ago) link

Did the genre name only come from a press release? I'm not sure Boomkat or Beatport have catagories for Doomstep.

― brotherlovesdub, Friday, 26 February 2010 21:00 (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

It may be a press release but there's lots of stuff tagged on last.fm as doomstep plus lots of other google results for it

― Pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 26 February 2010 21:01 (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Results 1 - 10 of about 3,080 for pfunkboy is a cock. (0.44 seconds)

must be true, there's lots of google results

― brotherlovesdub, Friday, 26 February 2010 21:06 (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― glass studio apartments, etc (stevie), Sunday, 28 February 2010 19:08 (fourteen years ago) link

daaamn

― am0n, Sunday, 28 February 2010 19:16 (fourteen years ago) link

wow, that's like... wow. just mean.

― Joint Custody (ian), Sunday, 28 February 2010 22:05 (fourteen years ago) link

i quite liked it

― shite new answers (cutty), Sunday, 28 February 2010 22:38 (fourteen years ago) link

we know, yr a fuckin' l4wy3r

― Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Monday, 1 March 2010 02:44 (fourteen years ago) link

you should stick to being defensive about zings targeted at yourself

― im on the moon btw (The Reverend), Monday, 1 March 2010 02:48 (fourteen years ago) link

zing

― average dump from average gangsters (deej), Monday, 1 March 2010 03:38 (fourteen years ago) link

am I supposed to not get defensive from that bullshit post rev

― shite new answers (cutty), Monday, 1 March 2010 05:21 (fourteen years ago) link

if u want to zing me you insult me in another thread and hope someone posts it here

― shite new answers (cutty), Monday, 1 March 2010 05:23 (fourteen years ago) link

lol guy

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 1 March 2010 05:26 (fourteen years ago) link

should we start a "thread for zinging cutty"

― waka flocka pedia (J0rdan S.), Monday, 1 March 2010 05:29 (fourteen years ago) link

rev's chomping at the bit to get a good one out it seems

― shite new answers (cutty), Monday, 1 March 2010 05:36 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm pretty sure rev was talkin to morbs btw or am i totally mis-reading this.

― Joint Custody (ian), Monday, 1 March 2010 05:46 (fourteen years ago) link

ya that's what i thought too -- it doesn't make sense in the context of cutty's post \(o_O)/

― waka flocka pedia (J0rdan S.), Monday, 1 March 2010 05:48 (fourteen years ago) link

only rev knows

― shite new answers (cutty), Monday, 1 March 2010 05:51 (fourteen years ago) link

i dont see how it's warranted against morbs either, he was just making LOL LAWYER joke

― shite new answers (cutty), Monday, 1 March 2010 05:52 (fourteen years ago) link

i think you mean l4wy3r

― waka flocka pedia (J0rdan S.), Monday, 1 March 2010 05:53 (fourteen years ago) link

i think that rev was addressing dr morbius and it was not so much a zing as a mild rebuke.

― estela, Monday, 1 March 2010 05:59 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.laetusinpraesens.org/docs/images/roundtable_small.jpg

― Joint Custody (ian), Monday, 1 March 2010 06:02 (fourteen years ago) link

aw u guys cutty is just sensitive

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 1 March 2010 06:13 (fourteen years ago) link

yr a fuckkkn d3f3ns3 l@wy3r

― jeff, Monday, 1 March 2010 07:21 (fourteen years ago) link

gentlemen, you can't fight in here. this is the zing thread.

― the archetypal ghetto hustler (history mayne), Monday, 1 March 2010 09:57 (fourteen years ago) link

not sensitive. if i was sensitive i would have reacted to morbs ribbing me instead of the rev's confusing comment. or reacted to the other thousand posts on this board making fun of me.

instead, i'm just wondering why a poster such as the rev, decided to comment on me enjoying a zing in the zing thread, or, in the alternative, decided to comment on morbs commenting on me being a lawyer enjoying a zing in the zing thread.

also, i kind of remember ~defending~ this reverend character when zvookster called him a "sickening dilettante" unnecessarily.

― shite new answers (cutty), Monday, 1 March 2010 10:22 (fourteen years ago) link

instead, i'm just wondering why a poster such as the rev, decided to comment on me enjoying a zing in the zing thread, or, in the alternative, decided to comment on morbs commenting on me being a lawyer enjoying a zing in the zing thread.

? it was obviously the second one

― caek, Monday, 1 March 2010 10:27 (fourteen years ago) link

jesus why are you awake cuttye

― nitzer ebbebe (gbx), Monday, 1 March 2010 10:39 (fourteen years ago) link

when do you think i train

― shite new answers (cutty), Monday, 1 March 2010 12:30 (fourteen years ago) link

http://animalnewyork.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/CuttySark1971.jpg

― he often deploys multiple browsers and constantly replies to himself (velko), Monday, 1 March 2010 12:45 (fourteen years ago) link

zing training regimen

― johnny crunch, Monday, 1 March 2010 13:04 (fourteen years ago) link

damn cutty did rev fuck your girl or something

― max, Monday, 1 March 2010 13:34 (fourteen years ago) link

did someone piss in your energy gel

― max, Monday, 1 March 2010 13:34 (fourteen years ago) link

calling people by "that [username] character" when shit gets inexplicably heated

― zvookster, Monday, 1 March 2010 13:35 (fourteen years ago) link

cutty, you fuckin herb, that was directed at dr morbs

― im on the moon btw (The Reverend), Monday, 1 March 2010 13:41 (fourteen years ago) link

whoa rev wtf man, thought we was cool?

― jaded scorer (k3vin k.), Monday, 1 March 2010 13:42 (fourteen years ago) link

I know, right?

― im on the moon btw (The Reverend), Monday, 1 March 2010 13:44 (fourteen years ago) link

is there some history between your and morbs that you chime in like that? must have missed something

― shite new answers (cutty), Monday, 1 March 2010 13:55 (fourteen years ago) link

cutty let it go

― max, Monday, 1 March 2010 13:55 (fourteen years ago) link

calling people by "that [username] character" when shit gets inexplicably heated

i assume he's not a real reverend

― shite new answers (cutty), Monday, 1 March 2010 13:56 (fourteen years ago) link

"The argument that black people do not really appreciate music with actual merit is totally false, you just have to look at the history of black culture and music to see that."

good to know

― the archetypal ghetto hustler (history mayne), Monday, March 1, 2010 10:39 AM (3 hours ago)

Lol sorry if I sound patronising

― RubyNoir, Monday, March 1, 2010 10:45 AM (3 hours ago)

nah u jus sound dumb

― plax (ico), Monday, March 1, 2010 10:50 AM (3 hours ago)

― scott seward, Monday, 1 March 2010 14:32 (fourteen years ago) link

where can i read more of that important discussion

― am0n, Monday, 1 March 2010 15:28 (fourteen years ago) link

lady gaga hipster thread iirc

― quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Monday, 1 March 2010 15:32 (fourteen years ago) link

the history of black mayne

― shite new answers (cutty), Monday, 1 March 2010 15:46 (fourteen years ago) link

ladysmith black gagazo

― am0n, Monday, 1 March 2010 15:51 (fourteen years ago) link

cutty, you should stick to being defensive about zings targeted at yourself

― jeff, Monday, 1 March 2010 16:12 (fourteen years ago) link

fuckin' j3ff

― am0n, Monday, 1 March 2010 16:23 (fourteen years ago) link

am0n you should stick to being flippant about all posts from fuckin j3ff

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 1 March 2010 18:34 (fourteen years ago) link

OMG GOOGLE LAWYER AND FIND CUTTYE

― am0n, Monday, 1 March 2010 18:41 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.jimhillmedia.com/mb/images/upload/Cavemen-Unfrozen-Lawyer-web.jpg

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 1 March 2010 18:43 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.intrust.org/images/photos/Blog%2027%20Feb%2009%20lawyer.png

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 1 March 2010 18:44 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.raisethehammer.org/static/images/honest_lawyer_urinal.jpg

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 1 March 2010 18:45 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

i'm not on facebook, dog

― Tonytta! Tonitta! Tonétta! (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, March 3, 2010 11:10 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

too busy with a dogface book

― iiiijjjj, Wednesday, March 3, 2010 11:19 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― some dude, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 00:23 (fourteen years ago) link

more lol than zing imo

― ilxor lookin' boy (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 00:25 (fourteen years ago) link

zing is dead; we killed it

― ilxor lookin' boy (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 00:25 (fourteen years ago) link

the zing is dead long live the schwiiiiiiiiiiiiing

― drink more beer and the doctor is a heghog (gbx), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 02:06 (fourteen years ago) link

lolllll

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 03:44 (fourteen years ago) link

we've moved from babytalk past bullying in the playground, currently at puberty

― DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 03:45 (fourteen years ago) link

i def did not feel zinged

― rolling stupid fruity crazy ragg ned (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 06:15 (fourteen years ago) link

pretty clever tho

― shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 11:43 (fourteen years ago) link

TY Norman Ornstein, another dude from my HS trying to keep Washington real.

― ned ragú (suzy), Wednesday, March 17, 2010 12:32 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

congrats on going to high school with that guy

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, March 17, 2010 12:36 PM Bookmark

― shining for no apparent reason (The Reverend), Friday, 19 March 2010 14:49 (fourteen years ago) link

adatza azinga

― DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Friday, 19 March 2010 14:51 (fourteen years ago) link

i told you, i DODGED having to see it. shit looks like a mix of wes anderson's most precious moments, juno's most clueless moments and a sad man way too old to be reading stereogum

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, March 28, 2010 12:28 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

so itd be like looking in a mirror for 2 hours huh

― Lamp, Sunday, March 28, 2010 12:32 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

― deej khalifa (deej), Sunday, 28 March 2010 19:39 (fourteen years ago) link

dude eating subway sandwiches isn't very w. andersonian to be fair

― velko, Sunday, 28 March 2010 19:54 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah, i think that's a zing looking for a home

― hipster puddy (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 28 March 2010 19:55 (fourteen years ago) link

whiney's own solondz follow up was on point

― aarrissi-a-roni, Sunday, 28 March 2010 19:59 (fourteen years ago) link

"a sad man way too old to be reading stereogum" needs to be 1 display name imo

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 28 March 2010 20:23 (fourteen years ago) link

its a lyfestile, to be sure

― ice cr?m, Sunday, 28 March 2010 20:30 (fourteen years ago) link

get a room guys
get a room and MAKE LOVE IN IT
make sweet sweet gangsta love

― forksclovetofu, Saturday, March 27, 2010 9:50 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

is that sung by someone in a cowboy hat and tighty whiteys on your youtube thread or something

― some dude, Saturday, March 27, 2010 9:53 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, 28 March 2010 20:40 (fourteen years ago) link

Back in our hell raising days my best friend used to say if he ever won the lottery he would buy all his friends tickets to Japan and lots and lots of acid and mushrooms for the trip. It's still a pretty awesome use of that money I could think of.

As for me, I think I'd take it all in cash and make a point of burning it all live on national TV.

― Adam Bruneau, Thursday, 1 April 2010 00:43 (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

haha so are you planning to film this in front of a soup kitchen, a domestic-abuse shelter, or an unemployment line?

― oɔsıqɐu (nabisco), Thursday, 1 April 2010 01:01 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

― two grills one cup (of ham) (acoleuthic), Thursday, 1 April 2010 01:05 (fourteen years ago) link

o damn tm

― ~cankles~ (ice cr?m), Thursday, 1 April 2010 01:10 (fourteen years ago) link

whenever i have to balance two fairly major operations on the same day thru stealth and swiftness of thought & action, i call it 'doing a mrs doubtfire'

― acoleuthic, Saturday, April 3, 2010 12:22 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

if you call that doing a mrs doubtfire what do you call it when you dress up in drag

― still driving steen, banning deez, gettin my dick xhuxked (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, April 3, 2010 12:23 PM Bookmark

― The Reverend, Saturday, 3 April 2010 20:26 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

don't like yr high handed style when u are in any way questioned btw.

― David SBanner (zvookster), Monday, April 19, 2010 10:30 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I don't like posters who have very little posting history and a whopping sense of entitlement, so it evens out pretty well.

― don't you steal my Sunstein (HI DERE), Monday, April 19, 2010 10:31 AM Bookmark

― autogoon the news (The Reverend), Monday, 19 April 2010 17:33 (fourteen years ago) link

making this post cuz the bookmark is fucked up

― J0rdan S., Monday, 19 April 2010 18:35 (fourteen years ago) link

J0rdan OTM

― "excellent sound-of-a-generation indie" (ksh), Monday, 19 April 2010 18:38 (fourteen years ago) link

"ive been on the internet longer than you" would-be zings are as a rule n a g l

― my two percent's worth (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 04:19 (fourteen years ago) link

well i loled u fckin short timer

― est 2010 (rahni), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 04:21 (fourteen years ago) link

lol

― cutty, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 15:29 (fourteen years ago) link

classic zing from HI DERE imo. the next round of prank calls can only be days away!

― David SBanner (zvookster), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 20:27 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

lol Tuomas the Boredoms are totally dance-y/trance-y especially the period nominated here. bears little to no resemblance to rock (well, krautrock maybe)

Okay, since I've never heard any Boredoms, I searched them on Youtube:

This certainly sounds like "art rock" to me. And if you actually want to dance to this sort of squeaky noise, good luck to you! Just because it has a semi-steady beat doesn't make it dancey.

― Tuomas, Friday, May 7, 2010 3:42 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

r u this boring to go clubbing w/ u dull pedant

― plax (ico), Friday, May 7, 2010 3:44 PM Bookmark

― el j debarge (The Reverend), Friday, 7 May 2010 23:05 (fourteen years ago) link

don't you write critical essays about miley cyrus songs or something...
― sir gaga (s1ocki), Monday, 10 May 2010 02:17 (4 hours ago) Bookmark

― Ward Fowler, Monday, 10 May 2010 06:53 (fourteen years ago) link

could apply to 60% of this board, me included

― ₣õ®₭§©₤¤∵釰ƒü (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 May 2010 13:25 (fourteen years ago) link

nothing wrong with that, just thought it was weird that dude was calling me out (I assume he meant me) for articulating what I didn't like about a "dumb fun movie" or wtv

― sir gaga (s1ocki), Monday, 10 May 2010 14:51 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm finally at the point where I think I'm over my ex, at least romantically. So tonight, being that uh I needed some action I went to a strip club after the show.

PRO: The girls were all real nice, one of them gave me a unsolicited compliment about the size of my penis, even asking me if I'd measured it (?), and it was a fun night

CON: I knew dickheads were a plenty when not one but three dancers thanked me for being a gentleman, and mentioned other guys "being dicks". I thought they were just talking, but then I saw it in action. I was getting a lapdance and noticed a guy to my right telling a dancer to get lost because "she embarrassed him". You see, she had the audacity to call him out for touching between her legs, in front of people, even though it's the one cardinal rule that you're not allowed to do. The dancer left, deflated and upset, and I felt bad for her...wanted to slug the dude but well that would have involved me dumping the chick giving me a lapdance on the floor. Besides, not an appropriate response!

Had it not been so crowded and he not disappeared so fast, I'd have reported him to the proprietor and had him thrown out.

― Sherman Helmsley Teabag (Cattle Grind), Sunday, May 16, 2010 8:28 AM

that was a beautiful story and with a bonus educational element for would-be gentlemen, i hope your ex doesn't read it or she may never forgive herself for letting you go.

― estela, Sunday, May 16, 2010 8:40 AM

to be fair, this might not have been a zing. after all, it was a beautiful and educational story.

i learned something.

― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 16 May 2010 12:01 (fourteen years ago) link

oh we all learned something

― unabashedly boring your eyes out (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 16 May 2010 12:02 (fourteen years ago) link

lol!

― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 16 May 2010 12:07 (fourteen years ago) link

"Sir, this establishment reserves the right to refuse service to anyone. The dancers, myself, and the proprietor will not tolerate your dick speech on this property."

― estela, Sunday, 16 May 2010 12:50 (fourteen years ago) link

one of them gave me a unsolicited compliment about the size of my penis, even asking me if I'd measured it

marry this girl immediately.

― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 16 May 2010 13:04 (fourteen years ago) link

lol, estela's quote was exactly what i was thinking: bizarro hoos

― forksclovetofu, Sunday, 16 May 2010 14:42 (fourteen years ago) link

is 'unsolicited compliment about the size of my penis' the title of an underrated aerosmith album?

― some dude, Sunday, 16 May 2010 21:24 (fourteen years ago) link

just after NV's post I actually typed out 'big hoos aka the' but had to run to a cricket match and couldn't think of anything to write instead of 'steendriver'

― coalition to me (acoleuthic), Sunday, 16 May 2010 21:46 (fourteen years ago) link

'big dick aka the cattlegrinder' just leapt into my head. funny how time changes things

― coalition to me (acoleuthic), Sunday, 16 May 2010 21:46 (fourteen years ago) link

ah, esprit de l'escalier

― unabashedly boring your eyes out (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 16 May 2010 21:48 (fourteen years ago) link

http://oldschool.tetongravity.com//usergalleries/albums/userpics/10030/shut%20up.JPG

― Sherman Helmsley Teabag (Cattle Grind), Monday, 17 May 2010 02:59 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www-uxsup.csx.cam.ac.uk/~fanf2/hermes/doc/talks/2004-02-ukuug/crybaby.png

― am0n, Monday, 17 May 2010 03:08 (fourteen years ago) link

http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/5599/o51logo.gif

― ksh, Monday, 17 May 2010 03:12 (fourteen years ago) link

if dom alter egos are gonna get banned outright, the least we could do is rid ourselves of bo jackson overdirve/cattle grind ones too

― J0rdan S., Monday, 17 May 2010 03:13 (fourteen years ago) link

http://witneyman.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/puppet-master-ii.jpg

― velko, Monday, 17 May 2010 03:22 (fourteen years ago) link

velko, do u know who the puppetmaster of ilx is?

― ksh, Monday, 17 May 2010 03:25 (fourteen years ago) link

don't taunt us

― J0rdan S., Monday, 17 May 2010 03:25 (fourteen years ago) link

http://demotivatorsblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/633770398651417055-jesus.jpg

― bee en u_u (bnw), Monday, 17 May 2010 03:27 (fourteen years ago) link

velko, do u know who the puppetmaster of ilx is?

i thought i did, but there are too many competing theories now

― velko, Monday, 17 May 2010 03:38 (fourteen years ago) link

Sunday, May 16, 2010 10:16 PM Site Sherman Helmsley Teabag (Cattle Grind) has been temporarily banned. imagebombing and general anger issues. clearly needs a timeout

― ksh, Monday, 17 May 2010 03:42 (fourteen years ago) link

TMI tempban too iirc

― ksh, Monday, 17 May 2010 03:42 (fourteen years ago) link

not that that matters

― ksh, Monday, 17 May 2010 03:43 (fourteen years ago) link

clearly needs a lapdance

― am0n, Monday, 17 May 2010 03:44 (fourteen years ago) link

FYI I just erased the imagebombing; once is more than enough.
This should not be misconstrued as open season to imagebomb; just was bothering me.

― forksclovetofu, Monday, 17 May 2010 04:00 (fourteen years ago) link

id slug you for that but im getting a lapdance

― max, Monday, May 17, 2010 1:04 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

― estela, Monday, 17 May 2010 04:48 (fourteen years ago) link

FYI I just erased the imagebombing; once is more than enough.
This should not be misconstrued as open season to imagebomb; just was bothering me.

― forksclovetofu, Sunday, May 16, 2010 11:00 PM (50 minutes ago)

forks, could you or another mod clean up thread to get over a breakup too?

― ksh, Monday, 17 May 2010 04:51 (fourteen years ago) link

lol @ max

― am0n, Monday, 17 May 2010 14:22 (fourteen years ago) link

The dubstep I've heard (and I listened to a whole bunch, not just Burial but several multi-disc compilations and other things, because fuckers kept raving about it) a) reminded me of stuff I'd heard on WordSound Records years earlier, but not as good, and b) seemed to be made by people with a lot of "black people = scary/appropriation of black culture = fast track to badassness" shit going on, to the point that I found all the rhetoric about "darkness" kinda bothersome. Plus it was boring. Like, more boring than minimal techno.

― Born In A Test Tube, Raised In A Cage (unperson), Friday, May 21, 2010 10:52 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I also downloaded a whole bunch of DJ mixes from Barefiles, in addition to the aforementioned albums and compilations. I really did give it a try.

― Born In A Test Tube, Raised In A Cage (unperson), Friday, May 21, 2010 10:54 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

If only the 'dubstep community' had the same nuanced approach to racial politics as the "Tom Tom Club with a tan" guy

― she is mottled and she's looking good (DJ Mencap), Saturday, May 22, 2010 4:04 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― some dude, Saturday, 22 May 2010 13:55 (fourteen years ago) link

awesome

― Worth waiting for the fannypunch at 4.02 (stevie), Saturday, 22 May 2010 15:18 (fourteen years ago) link

i don't get that one!

― scott seward, Saturday, 22 May 2010 15:24 (fourteen years ago) link

haha

xpost scott: MIA

― dud rock (crüt), Saturday, 22 May 2010 15:26 (fourteen years ago) link

ah! okay. got it. no wonder i stay away from MIA threads.

― scott seward, Saturday, 22 May 2010 17:14 (fourteen years ago) link

like shakira w/o the curves

― velko, Saturday, 22 May 2010 20:05 (fourteen years ago) link

take away the curves, and there is no shakira left

― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 22 May 2010 20:06 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm sorry, I've been trying to read the last few posts through my tears.

I have no idea how I'll go to work tomorrow.

― swinburningforyou, Tuesday, December 4, 2007 4:58 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

just remember that a lot people really depend on their egg mcmuffins in the morning

― M@tt He1ges0n, Tuesday, December 4, 2007 5:09 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark

― its like why GROCERY BAG and not saddam? (deej), Sunday, 23 May 2010 18:51 (fourteen years ago) link

hahaha

― mr. milquetoast (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 23 May 2010 18:59 (fourteen years ago) link

ice cold 4 this summer day

― mr. milquetoast (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 23 May 2010 18:59 (fourteen years ago) link

LOL!

― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 23 May 2010 19:01 (fourteen years ago) link

well played matt

― forksclovetofu, Sunday, 23 May 2010 19:35 (fourteen years ago) link

damn

― long time listener, first time balla (history mayne), Sunday, 23 May 2010 19:59 (fourteen years ago) link

jeez what was that from? i was a meanie that day i guess

― m@tt (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 24 May 2010 22:08 (fourteen years ago) link

ah shit nvrmind he was being a dick on the pimp c RIP thread i don't feel bad then

― m@tt (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 24 May 2010 22:09 (fourteen years ago) link

that's the spirit.

― estela, Monday, 24 May 2010 23:41 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't get Tumblr.

― Born In A Test Tube, Raised In A Cage (unperson), Tuesday, June 1, 2010 4:06 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

it's like blogspot with a tan

― truffleupagus (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, June 1, 2010 4:12 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Truollmas (some dude), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 20:16 (fourteen years ago) link

haa

― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 20:34 (fourteen years ago) link

lmao

― its like why GROCERY BAG and not saddam? (deej), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 05:44 (fourteen years ago) link

A+

― LINGO FROM THE BURGER KING KIDS CLUB (latebloomer), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 06:50 (fourteen years ago) link

XD

― i don't care if big daddy kane signed your mommas tits (The Reverend), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 08:07 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

One thing I love about fancy dress is the way you can dress up as a zombie, without anyone thinking you support the eating of human brains, but if you dress up as a Nazi or member of the Klan then people will assume you support the actions of said groups.

Not sure about the blackface thing, but I am sure that some people would be offended by it.

― The New Dirty Vicar, Wednesday, June 16, 2010 8:01 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Pro tip: Zombies aren't real.

― jaymc, Wednesday, June 16, 2010 8:52 AM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Mr. Srehtims (some dude), Wednesday, 16 June 2010 13:30 (fourteen years ago) link

amazing

― cutty, Wednesday, 16 June 2010 14:39 (fourteen years ago) link

he really loves that

― delanie griffith (s1ocki), Wednesday, 16 June 2010 14:51 (fourteen years ago) link

well damn

― nakhchivan. nakhchivan. nakhchivan i wanna rock ya (The Reverend), Wednesday, 16 June 2010 18:03 (fourteen years ago) link

Wait, what's wrong with eating human brains again?

― If the US had a dictator we'd call him coach (Michael White), Wednesday, 16 June 2010 18:06 (fourteen years ago) link

"i was afraid / that i'd eat yr brain / 'cause i'm evil" — The National

― ksh, Wednesday, 16 June 2010 18:29 (fourteen years ago) link

careful, people are going to assume you support the National now.

― |8 l) u_u (bnw), Wednesday, 16 June 2010 18:31 (fourteen years ago) link

Damage ContrLOLz

― the one corey (Pillbox), Friday, 18 June 2010 19:41 (fourteen years ago) link

his was rad

― ultra nate dogg (history mayne), Monday, 21 June 2010 15:34 (Yesterday) Permalink

i was abt as neutral as can be going in: h8 fuckin mumblecore, and though i dug TS&TW baumbach's stuff with wes anderson has been terrible. but this was rad.

― ultra nate dogg (history mayne), Tuesday, 22 June 2010 13:36 (40 minutes ago) Permalink

you sound like Greenberg at college kids' party

― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 22 June 2010 14:14 (2 minutes ago) Permalink

― I am an old guy, and I prefer the late 90s. (Matt P), Tuesday, 22 June 2010 14:19 (fourteen years ago) link

re: suggest bans

nobody's over 33 at the moment.

― obvious and old and bannable (forksclovetofu), Monday, June 28, 2010 11:47 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I'm shocked, I thought I would be in the high 40s.

― Chicago to Philadelphia: "Suck It" (Bill Magill), Tuesday, 29 June 2010 15:46 (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

34 is pretty good going, bill

― caek, Tuesday, 29 June 2010 15:47 (15 minutes ago)

― so you want Mark Ronson to cry into your ass (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 29 June 2010 15:04 (fourteen years ago) link

There is an Ott in all of us, it just takes the right stuff to draw him to the forefront. I think I'm aligned with Lex on the twee hatred front. I will get super Ottsy all up on some motherfucking twee shit.

― ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Wednesday, July 7, 2010 1:37 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

eye el ex oh ar

― ksh, Wednesday, July 7, 2010 1:39 PM (36 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ess tee eff you

― ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Wednesday, July 7, 2010 1:39 PM (4 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― LOLK@ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 17:40 (fourteen years ago) link

just because someone makes a criticism about hip-hop does not make them 'indie' loyalists or something.

― untrue pitch, Wednesday, July 7, 2010 7:04 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

have you looked at your fucking screen name, dude?

― ᵧₒᵤᶠᶸᶜᵏ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, July 7, 2010 10:35 PM (5 minutes ago)

― we hold these goofs to be self-permabanned (k3vin k.), Thursday, 8 July 2010 02:42 (fourteen years ago) link

not heard the album yet but i imagine its not nearly as bad as people prone to hivemind-infected hyperbole like lex are making out.

― titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Wednesday, July 14, 2010 11:08 AM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

How do you know it's not as nearly bad as "people" think when you haven't heard it yet?

― Filmmaker, Author, Radio Host Stephen Baldwin (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, July 14, 2010 11:11 AM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i said i IMAGINE, columbo.

― titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Wednesday, July 14, 2010 11:31 AM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 15:46 (fourteen years ago) link

that ilxor zing is surprisingly great

― young monet (samosa gibreel), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 16:42 (fourteen years ago) link

loved deej's original burn, but then also loved HI DERE givin the burn some BACKDRAFT amd then deej storming out the inferno with a flamethrow. Good work all around here.

argument between contenderizer, titchy, lex and dorian on mia...some kind of nightmare

― blap...tremendo (deej), Wednesday, July 14, 2010 6:21 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

if only you could wake up

― da croupier, Wednesday, July 14, 2010 6:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

if u suggest ban me ill be one step closer...

― blap...tremendo (deej), Wednesday, July 14, 2010 7:37 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

well keep it up, you're well on your way with this new budget-Jess act

― HI DERE, Wednesday, July 14, 2010 7:53 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

not sure i buy HI DERE's budget tombot act

― blap...tremendo (deej), Wednesday, July 14, 2010 8:09 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― verybooming post pavillion (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 15 July 2010 05:55 (fourteen years ago) link

One thing I love about fancy dress is the way you can dress up as a zombie, without anyone thinking you support the eating of human brains, but if you dress up as a Nazi or member of the Klan then people will assume you support the actions of said groups.

Not sure about the blackface thing, but I am sure that some people would be offended by it.

― The New Dirty Vicar, Wednesday, June 16, 2010 8:01 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Pro tip: Zombies aren't real.

― jaymc, Wednesday, June 16, 2010 8:52 AM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Mr. Srehtims (some dude), Wednesday, June 16, 2010 8:30 AM (4 weeks ago) Bookmark

im still laughing when i think about this

― post class A nasal drip (sunny successor), Thursday, 15 July 2010 06:02 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

u r dead to me xpost

― SAUSAGE LIVES ON IN MY HEART (and much of my gi tract prob) (jjjusten), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 23:34 (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i just got back from nm, doggy

― pies. (gbx), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 23:35 (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

well nm your opinions then

― SAUSAGE LIVES ON IN MY HEART (and much of my gi tract prob) (jjjusten), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 23:38 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

― "It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 23:45 (fourteen years ago) link

see its funny, i thought i presented some fairly well-argued criticisms of her music & wasnt all about HEY SHEEPLE THE MIA WEARS NO CLOTHES (tbh that would probably get a lot more attention) until we ended up in a rabbit hole w/ lazy sniping from miccio & standard ilx bullying tactics that trolled instead of engaging w/ the actual arguments i made

― blap...tremendo (deej), Wednesday, August 4, 2010 10:53 PM (55 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

speaking of standard ilx bullying tactics somebody better call the wahhhmbulance

― da croupier, Wednesday, August 4, 2010 10:53 PM (18 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― torch song trill o.g. (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 5 August 2010 02:54 (fourteen years ago) link

louis your a bro dont sweat it - mb troll ilm instead?

― ☼ (Lamp), Thursday, August 5, 2010 12:56 PM (28 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

oh does that mean ur retiring

― San Te, Thursday, August 5, 2010 6:57 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark

not so much a zing, more a solid hiyoooooooo

― unchill english bro (history mayne), Thursday, 5 August 2010 18:19 (fourteen years ago) link

itt samosa gibreel's inability to distinguish verdi from eastern european national anthems exposed

― to be rill rill (samosa gibreel), Monday, August 9, 2010 6:28 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ya'll really schooled me hard

― to be rill rill (samosa gibreel), Monday, August 9, 2010 6:29 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

also: have people not heard the "david blaine" joke before? or is it just funny that they told it on a rap album? patrice o'neal says it in some youtube i watched recently but have been hearing it irl forever alongside rusty trombone, spiderman, etc.

― to be rill rill (samosa gibreel), Monday, August 9, 2010 6:44 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

thank you for schooling me hard in patrice o'neal youtube videos

― /\/K/\/\, Monday, August 9, 2010 7:10 PM Bookmark

― "mc hammer" (f/ mc hammer) (The Reverend), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 02:14 (fourteen years ago) link

liked his stuff more when i was nineteen

― markers, Monday, August 16, 2010 3:54 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

aren't you, like, 20 now?

― strongohulkingtonsghost, Monday, August 16, 2010 3:55 PM (24 seconds ago) Bookmark

― dyao, Monday, 16 August 2010 19:57 (fourteen years ago) link

lol

― markers, Monday, 16 August 2010 20:02 (fourteen years ago) link

haaaa

― k3vin k., Monday, 16 August 2010 20:37 (fourteen years ago) link

who is 'markers'

― the disappearance of apollo creed (s1ocki), Monday, 16 August 2010 22:04 (fourteen years ago) link

kshighway

― sarahel, Monday, 16 August 2010 22:04 (fourteen years ago) link

thought it was lil dommy p?

― "It's far from 'loi' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Monday, 16 August 2010 22:05 (fourteen years ago) link

kshighway

― sarahel, Monday, August 16, 2010 6:04 PM

― markers, Monday, 16 August 2010 22:06 (fourteen years ago) link

shhhh, they were all dom socks, don't tell the mods

― 'ray Clamence (Noodle Vague), Monday, 16 August 2010 22:12 (fourteen years ago) link

WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING AWAKE IN HERE? TURN OFF THAT LIGHT!

― this isn't STRAWBERRY 0_o it's RAWBERRY (forksclovetofu), Monday, 16 August 2010 22:52 (fourteen years ago) link

I've got a list of 36 other names I'd like taken into consideration

― 'ray Clamence (Noodle Vague), Monday, 16 August 2010 22:53 (fourteen years ago) link

what i AM sure of is that this is way way way preferable to "crazy', which remains one of the most boring "ubiquitous summer jams" i have ever experienced

― lex pretend

your fingers are even sick of typing this

― a dystopian society awaits if we continue on this path. (contenderizer), Wednesday, August 25, 2010 11:29 AM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― San Te Claus (some dude), Wednesday, 25 August 2010 15:47 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah, i liked that one

― i got the hangover owl gang over (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 25 August 2010 16:05 (fourteen years ago) link

from a while ago, simple but deadly:

I'd never label them as solely "industrial," but the industrial scene often claimed them as one of their own: Cop Shoot Cop
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 21:34 (6 years ago) Permalink

no they didn't.
― dyson (dyson), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:21 (6 years ago)

― vessels in distress (r1o natsume), Wednesday, 25 August 2010 16:19 (fourteen years ago) link

actually it's better when you see the zing in person and note that alex in nyc types cop shoot cop in boldface

― vessels in distress (r1o natsume), Wednesday, 25 August 2010 16:20 (fourteen years ago) link

haha

― piranha karenina (s1ocki), Wednesday, 25 August 2010 16:21 (fourteen years ago) link

idk basically everyone i know irl is into it, its not like 'my thing' but i think its much better than 'crazy' & i dont see how its 'str8 corn'

― NOT FUNNY NEEDS MORE GUCCI (deej), Wednesday, August 25, 2010 12:42 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

deej can you tell your irl world of young people friends about ilx so that they can post about their opinions and you don't have to constantly post on their behalf?

― San Te Claus (some dude), Wednesday, August 25, 2010 8:22 AM Bookmark

― king boy swag (The Reverend), Wednesday, 25 August 2010 17:44 (fourteen years ago) link

looooool

― gg eileen (jjjusten), Wednesday, 25 August 2010 17:45 (fourteen years ago) link

contenderizer a+

― nakhchivan, Wednesday, 25 August 2010 18:02 (fourteen years ago) link

cold

― piranha karenina (s1ocki), Wednesday, 25 August 2010 18:58 (fourteen years ago) link

Maybe one of the things people are taught in rehab is "telling people to fuck off"?

Instructor: "Hello, welcome to 'Telling People To Fuck Off 101'. First of all, I want you all to cough."
Class: "(cough)"
Instructor: "Excellent! Now say the word 'fuh'."
Class: "fuh?"
Instructor: "Try and say it a bit more clearly. Like this - 'fuh'."
Class: "fuh!"
Instructor: "Very good! Now we're going to combine the two together. So I want you all to cough, and then immediately say 'fuh'. Let's all try that now."
Class: "(cough) fuh"
Instructor: "Now I want you all to cough, say 'fuh', then cough again, and say 'fuh', and keep coughing and 'fuh'ing like that."
Class: "(cough) fuh, (cough) fuh, (cough) fuh, (cough) fuh"
Instructor: "Keep going, but a little bit faster!"
Class: "(cough) fuh (cough) fuh (cough) fuh (cough) fuh"
Instructor: "Faster!"
Class: "(cough)fuh(cough)fuh(cough)fuh(cough)fuh"
Instructor: "Louder!"
Class: "fuckofffuckofffuckoffFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFF"
Instructor: "And... STOP!"
(class stops, slumping back in their chairs visibly out of breath)
Instructor: "Excellent. That ends the lesson for today. Tomorrow we'll learn about the importance of being able to raise the middle finger!"

― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Friday, August 27, 2010 3:58 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

[...]

Was that from the Edinburgh Fringe Festival?

― lavender hotel kumquat (kkvgz), Friday, August 27, 2010 4:14 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

― unchill english bro (history mayne), Friday, 27 August 2010 16:23 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm pretty sure I already SBed you and Kerm, but I kind of lost track so I'll do it again just to be safe.

You should try eating more and relaxing a little and maybe you won't be such a judgmental grump about other people's bodies.

― Jenny, Friday, August 27, 2010 8:01 PM

Millions of doctors are just talkin crazy talk with their "lose weight"! It's all just a fashion industry ploy!

― Ground Zero Mostel (Hurting 2), Friday, August 27, 2010 8:02 PM

No, I just think you're a dick.

― Jenny, Friday, August 27, 2010 8:02 PM

― scott seward, Friday, 27 August 2010 20:04 (fourteen years ago) link

zing! i think...

― scott seward, Friday, 27 August 2010 20:05 (fourteen years ago) link

I have been fired from more service industry jobs that I can remember, and that's no shit. I can't remember all the job's I've been fired from. My first job was as a bagger at Kroger. I had no idea how to bag groceries, and customers kept telling me how I should be doing it instead, usually in the meanest possible way they could think of. As in, "You put the cans in the bottom. Are you retarded or something?" I quit after the first day, and lied to my Mom about it. I said I was fired. She called the store, found out the truth, and threw me out of the house for two nights. I slept under a bush for the first night, and a a friend's place the second. I think I've been terrified of getting a regular job ever since.

― blood and organs, cruelty and decay (kenan), Thursday, September 2, 2010

Also, women.

― blood and organs, cruelty and decay (kenan), Thursday, September 2, 2010

Wow, that is interesting.

― next person tries to teach me about JOY IN LIFE gets a tubgirl in return (Jesse)

Fuck you.

― blood and organs, cruelty and decay (kenan), Thursday, September 2, 2010

― scott seward, Thursday, 2 September 2010 03:07 (fourteen years ago) link

XD

― miccio kurihara (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 2 September 2010 05:19 (fourteen years ago) link

bringin iiiiiiiiiiiiit

― ITS YA BOY (zorn_bond.mp3), Thursday, 2 September 2010 07:23 (fourteen years ago) link

Pavement :: Pitchfork as Sgt. Pepper :: Rolling Stone

hands up if you're surprised by any of this...

― Elvis Telecom, Friday, 3 September 2010 21:32 (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hands up if you're tired of shitty analogies

― Gucci Mane hermeneuticist (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 3 September 2010 21:34 (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Chaki doesn't have beef with unicorn (stevie), Friday, 3 September 2010 20:52 (fourteen years ago) link

i was just thinking about this on my way to lunch and then typed it up when i got home, eesh

― miccio kurihara (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, September 1, 2010 1:30 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

They don't have wifi at subway yet?

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, September 1, 2010 1:32 PM (4 days ago)

― max skim (k3vin k.), Sunday, 5 September 2010 14:37 (fourteen years ago) link

never gonna get old

― friends don't understand us, adults don't understand us (zorn_bond.mp3), Sunday, 5 September 2010 17:21 (fourteen years ago) link

I want to make some kind of bird/bush/hand joke but... argh.

― The Jung Ones (Trayce), Monday, September 6, 2010 1:21 AM (18 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT

― lieutenant jimmy john (kelpolaris), Monday, September 6, 2010 1:46 AM (18 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

What are you, twelve?

― The Jung Ones (Trayce), Monday, September 6, 2010 1:53 AM (18 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^ effective zing because kelpolaris is most likely twelve

― (b)clam(/b) (crüt), Monday, 6 September 2010 23:55 (fourteen years ago) link

IQ, anyway

― Hongro Horace (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 09:50 (fourteen years ago) link

oh snap

― k¸ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 09:52 (fourteen years ago) link

<3


that "loser" song. i remember that from when it came out! absolutely dreadful. it's like a fucking parody of every socially inept indie mumble there's every been! "i'm a loser so why don't you kill me?" - OK THEN, happily!

― لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Friday, September 3, 2010 3:34 AM (6 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Rap? More like CRAP!

― symsymsym, Friday, September 3, 2010 3:52 AM (6 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― i sit alone in my three-cornered hat staring at candles (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 9 September 2010 05:02 (fourteen years ago) link

^^ effective zing because kelpolaris is most likely twelve

Lollll thats precisely why I said it =)

― queen of the toilets, which is in some ways the worst branch of royalty (Trayce), Thursday, 9 September 2010 06:41 (fourteen years ago) link

The reason I like this idea for a poll is it bolsters my already strong conviction that I don't really wanna write about music that's less than 10 years old anymore. A couple of years out, all these songs pretty much sound like shit to me. Fuck you and your debut. Wake me up when your fifth album drops.

― Born In A Test Tube, Raised In A Cage (unperson), Sunday, September 12, 2010 4:59 PM

i think its cool that not only do u listen to 10+ year old music, but you make 10+ year old arguments too

― *sets trend* (deej), Sunday, September 12, 2010 5:00 PM Bookmark

― markers garvey (The Reverend), Monday, 13 September 2010 00:01 (fourteen years ago) link

ha!

― balls, Monday, 13 September 2010 00:07 (fourteen years ago) link

tight zing

― k¸ (darraghmac), Monday, 13 September 2010 00:08 (fourteen years ago) link

hoooooooooooooot

― friends don't understand us, adults don't understand us (zorn_bond.mp3), Monday, 13 September 2010 01:09 (fourteen years ago) link

hahaha

― proprietor of gib (roxymuzak), Monday, 13 September 2010 16:43 (fourteen years ago) link

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goodnight

― false prophets talk in metaphors (CaptainLorax), Tuesday, September 14, 2010 12:25 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

good formatting

― banaka socka flame (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, September 14, 2010 12:26 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― hypo ilxa/hermes ban (kkvgz), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 12:00 (fourteen years ago) link

http://twitter.com/50cent/status/24512538825

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 22:21 (fourteen years ago) link

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh omg

― k3vin k., Tuesday, 14 September 2010 22:22 (fourteen years ago) link

wau congradulation 50 cent

― samosa gibreel, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 22:23 (fourteen years ago) link

u_u

― banaka socka flame (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 22:24 (fourteen years ago) link

this is schoolyard stuff, kanye getting sonned by the crim kids

really we shouldn't approve

― Chinedu "Edu" Obasi Ogbuke (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 22:29 (fourteen years ago) link

not sure that's a zing? 50's mom is dead too, you know

― markers garvey (The Reverend), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 22:33 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah that's how i took it
i think whiney just thought that cuzza dom's tweet

― board of the living based heads (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 22:46 (fourteen years ago) link

shiv hidden in an olive branch, kanye best advised to ignore

but that's the sort of paranoid mentality you get growing up in areas like ilx

― Chinedu "Edu" Obasi Ogbuke (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 22:50 (fourteen years ago) link

i dont think he was dissing

― you cant see me markers (deej), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 23:22 (fourteen years ago) link

50 zings are usually sharper than that

― you cant see me markers (deej), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 23:22 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah, 50 is a v zingy dude when he's up for it

― markers garvey (The Reverend), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 00:57 (fourteen years ago) link

delete this thread, i have random outbursts of "i think im funny" which has been recently provoked by my arm breaking and thus vicodon/pain-killer prescriptions off the hizzy, whereas i laugh at everything i say like i am now. haha... i said hizzy.

― time for a chimmy changa run (kelpolaris), Thursday, 16 September 2010 04:19 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I'm sorry to hear that you were born with a broken arm, kelpolaris.

― tickle me lmao (unregistered), Thursday, 16 September 2010 04:31 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― being a ringmaster's crul (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 16 September 2010 08:56 (fourteen years ago) link

hahaha damn

― The Reverend, Thursday, 16 September 2010 13:43 (fourteen years ago) link

Ca. 300 Finnish Jews fought in the War alongside the German Army[3][4]. The field synagogue operated by the Finnish army was probably a unique phenomenon in Europe.

Guess they didn't have Google then either.

― http://tinyurl.com/vrrr0000m (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, September 21, 2010 2:00 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

― del griffith, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 15:55 (fourteen years ago) link

wow wow wow wow

― p.m.s.b. (pre-mall smoke bomb) (zorn_bond.mp3), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 15:59 (fourteen years ago) link

:O

― flaccid house (The Reverend), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 16:44 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah, except Tuomas' statement was actually reasonable, fleshed out, and didn't really require any googling. I think PP had been waiting to use that one and may have been a little too quick on the zing.

― kkvgz, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 16:53 (fourteen years ago) link

zing analysis

― I saw him in convulsive throws I said "I'll have one of those" (sunny successor), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 16:57 (fourteen years ago) link

omg

― the milagro-beanfield war criminal (s1ocki), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 20:28 (fourteen years ago) link

i don't get the google zing - t wasn't even asking anything?

― kellspolaris (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 23:01 (fourteen years ago) link

neither were the swiss

― del griffith, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 23:03 (fourteen years ago) link

i wonder if there's a certain kind of person who really gets no enjoyment from popular entertainment that creates the experience of a broader (invisible) community. like listening to radio DJs take callers, or watching sports games with the same announcers day-to-day, or watching sitcoms with laugh tracks.

I don't enjoy any of these things, mostly because they're just so goddamn boring and repetitive and predictable, they just make my eyes glaze over

also I am a jerk

― Gene Shalit in a Child's Sailor Hat (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, September 24, 2010 3:39 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I guess you don't enjoy your own posts either.

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, September 24, 2010 3:40 PM (4 hours ago)

ME-OWWWWW

― kellspolaris (k3vin k.), Friday, 24 September 2010 23:55 (fourteen years ago) link

this trife/$$ dude really is a farkin twunt, t'aint he?

-- 0", Sunday, February 8, 2004 11:22 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

has morbius moved onto "and twunt" yet?

― Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, April 16, 2008 1:46 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

morbius can move on?

― and what, Wednesday, April 16, 2008 1:49 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

::wheelchair joke::

― Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, April 16, 2008 1:50 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark

― shartopus (J0rdan S.), Monday, 27 September 2010 04:17 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't think ILX has been this collectively wrong since the grime blog era.

― srsly dudes pastiche aesthetic + amiable nihilism (Display Name), Saturday, 2 October 2010 08:37 (3 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I don't think my dick has been this collectively in your mom since the grime slag era.

― world class wrecking (crüt), Saturday, 2 October 2010 09:25 (3 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 11:12 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i54.tinypic.com/33u6a6v.gif

― a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 11:12 (fourteen years ago) link

J0rdan, if u wanna resurrect zings at me from 2+ years ago, we are gonna hafta rassle.

― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 15:10 (fourteen years ago) link

::arthritis joke::

― the great finnish ball-licking kids (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 15:11 (fourteen years ago) link

'hafta rassle'? is that ebonics?

― I had figured that jeremih birthday sex was some indie band (some dude), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 16:42 (fourteen years ago) link

it's how they settled differences in the picture shows

― (e_3) (Edward III), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 16:56 (fourteen years ago) link

or me and Abe Lincoln after the railsplitting contest

― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:37 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.joystickdivision.com/ChrisOldTimeyBoxingNES.jpg

― ('_') (omar little), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:38 (fourteen years ago) link

n

― (♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 18:00 (fourteen years ago) link

should be a poll

― ('_') (omar little), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 18:46 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm gonna add another layer to deej's "CORDIALLY... PUNCH?!" wacky juxtapositions = hacky improv humor theory and point out that "douchebag" is like circa 2003 internet funny

― dro™ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, October 6, 2010 9:36 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

what is the 2010 equiv of douchebag whiney?

― dayo, Wednesday, October 6, 2010 9:37 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

he hasn't changed much tbf

― MEMES ARE SERIOUS BUSINESS @ l0u1s jagg3rhttp://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPGDUMPLINGS! [.] I LOVE CRICKET: THE CHINATOWN OF ILX: THE CHINATOWN OF ILX (acoleuthic), Wednesday, October 6, 2010 9:38 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 16:41 (fourteen years ago) link

lol

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 17:50 (fourteen years ago) link

i'd understand why shitty posters would want their name google-bleeped, but never understood how anything bad could befall people knowing that nitsuh abebe is remarkably otm with everything he says

― gr80 antebellum (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, October 14, 2010 11:00 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i'd understand why shitty posters would want their name google-bleeped,

rly cool cause one time I saw p@rts & lab0r and to be honest it wasn't that great a show and you were mean to me at the merch table. ok well not mean but it was pretty obvious after I'd been talking to you for fifteen minutes that you were brushing me off. then you guys broke up but do you have an extra track for a tape-only comp I'm putting out? I can't pay anything and won't send you a copy and will smear your name if you so much as suggest I've been anything but awesome to you, but you should send me a track. you guys were awesome! anyway what I was wanting to tell you was I read your twitter thing, and I RTd a lot of your posts but you never even RTd mine, what's that about? when I was following you from like early on? can't even believe that shit man. what comes around goes around. hey I'm dj'ing a party next weekend though and you should come. my number's 917555WICH, I tried to get 917WTCHOUS but they said no numbers with WTC. double tee eff more like, right? Ha. You gotta go to the bathroom? Cool, me too. Seriously though, were these the only P&L releases: [lists, accurately, entire P&L discography; removes penis from pants, urinates into urinal while continuing monologue) Yeah I have all those. Well I "have" 'em, hah, I think the only one I actually own is the R1se, R1se, R1se split on N@rnack. I used to know the guy who runs N@nack, what a cool dude! He gave me that R1se, R1se, R1se split. At this party we were both at. Cool guy, right? Well I mean you'd know, you worked with him. Man! I saw you at Brownie's. Do you play cross-stick? I tried for a while but I think I'd probably be better on keyboards. Buncha good keyboard-based bands around here lately. you wanna spin at my party? we have ten dj's already, mostly friends, but it's going to be awesome.

― drawl the whine (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Thursday, October 14, 2010 11:26 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

cool post, ilxor

― gr80 antebellum (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, October 14, 2010 11:28 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― ENBBQ (The Reverend), Friday, 15 October 2010 07:11 (fourteen years ago) link

dang!!!!!

― borad.crutial.org (crüt), Friday, 15 October 2010 07:40 (fourteen years ago) link

loved that one

― truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Friday, 15 October 2010 07:40 (fourteen years ago) link

would have liked to see more m0untain g0ats dissing in response to p&l dissing

― borad.crutial.org (crüt), Friday, 15 October 2010 07:41 (fourteen years ago) link

eh, pretty sure j0hn was projecting there, anyway

― ENBBQ (The Reverend), Friday, 15 October 2010 07:43 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah that's pretty much straight furnace on both of those quality posters' parts

― some droopy HOOS in makeup (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 15 October 2010 07:45 (fourteen years ago) link

dying @ straight furnace

― truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Friday, 15 October 2010 07:46 (fourteen years ago) link

canonical hoos

― truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Friday, 15 October 2010 07:46 (fourteen years ago) link

lol

― some droopy HOOS in makeup (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 15 October 2010 07:47 (fourteen years ago) link

i guess i'm back

― some droopy HOOS in makeup (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 15 October 2010 07:47 (fourteen years ago) link

GUESS HOOS BACK

― truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Friday, 15 October 2010 07:51 (fourteen years ago) link

lmao @ straight furnace

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_4z_YFyxeS-8/TFzA4mRwKMI/AAAAAAAACAE/2iOEUmY9Pj0/s400/MC+Eiht+-+Streiht+Up+Menace+VLS+(1993).jpg

― j. sargent & lil k3v (deej), Friday, 15 October 2010 13:28 (fourteen years ago) link

can a mod set up a text-replace switching 'mountain goats' to

http://www.ejphoto.com/images_of_the_month/CO_MountainGoat08.jpg

― am0n, Friday, 15 October 2010 14:17 (fourteen years ago) link

haha str8 furnace

― (♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Friday, 15 October 2010 16:12 (fourteen years ago) link

ahhh!

― avoyoungdro's number (k3vin k.), Friday, 15 October 2010 16:29 (fourteen years ago) link

what about just "yodel-ay-hee-hoo"?

― sarahel, Friday, 15 October 2010 16:47 (fourteen years ago) link

actually ...

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y109/fez_/goat2.gif

― sarahel, Friday, 15 October 2010 17:28 (fourteen years ago) link

lol

― am0n, Friday, 15 October 2010 19:13 (fourteen years ago) link

you can decapitate zombies

quick quick quick 5points to the first person who guesses the obvious reference

― time for a chimmy changa run (kelpolaris), Wednesday, October 20, 2010 11:13 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hey daniel what record player did you get. i am thinking about upgrading from my horrible record player.
i like vinyl mainly cuz it is cheap. or at least some of it is.

― tylerw, Wednesday, October 20, 2010 11:16 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

the remains of the day?...shit...the hot chick?...fuck man what do i look like imdb?

― S Beez Wit the Remedy (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, October 20, 2010 11:16 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

.......you both lose.

― time for a chimmy changa run (kelpolaris), Wednesday, October 20, 2010 11:17 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

when reading your posts, that's a given

― S Beez Wit the Remedy (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, October 20, 2010 11:17 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

― I love you girls but that music is for radical faeries (Matt P), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 21:04 (fourteen years ago) link

plz edit my name out of thread

SPIN's 20 best singles of 2001

jesus

― j. sargent & lil k3v (deej), Thursday, October 21, 2010 2:01 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

there are several mentions of it further down as well

― j. sargent & lil k3v (deej), Thursday, October 21, 2010 2:23 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I didn't know which one was yours so I googleproofed them all.

― Unfrozen Caveman Board-Lawyer (WmC), Thursday, October 21, 2010 2:47 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark

― ENRRQ (history mayne), Thursday, 21 October 2010 08:25 (fourteen years ago) link

^^ was cold

― dayo, Thursday, 21 October 2010 08:35 (fourteen years ago) link

cold fire

― some droopy HOOS in makeup (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 21 October 2010 08:40 (fourteen years ago) link

RIP

― markers, Thursday, 21 October 2010 14:53 (fourteen years ago) link

...don't get it?

― Brick Frog! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 21 October 2010 15:12 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJiLcNQdye4

― ledge, Thursday, 21 October 2010 15:16 (fourteen years ago) link

famous internet journalist deej assumes that his government name is common knowledge

but mod bro is like, i don't even know who you are

― incredible zing banned (history mayne), Thursday, 21 October 2010 15:17 (fourteen years ago) link

seemed more like deej didn't want to post his gov name again in thread and mod bro responded with nuke em all from orbit to be sure
pretty certain that's not a zing but okay

― Brick Frog! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 21 October 2010 15:24 (fourteen years ago) link

thanks for clarifying

― max, Thursday, 21 October 2010 15:46 (fourteen years ago) link

rmde @ http://www.toscanaviva.com/Firenze/david_michelangelo.jpghttp://drizzydrakefansite.vndv.com/images/drake-1.jpg

― am0n, Thursday, 21 October 2010 16:15 (fourteen years ago) link

sculpture guy

― markers, Thursday, 21 October 2010 16:17 (fourteen years ago) link

hahaha

― george pimpton (s1ocki), Thursday, 21 October 2010 16:17 (fourteen years ago) link

Is David a Matos reference?

― http://tinyurl.com/whitepony (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 21 October 2010 16:26 (fourteen years ago) link

omg deej's name is michaelangelo dizzy

― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Thursday, 21 October 2010 17:27 (fourteen years ago) link

michaelangelo jimmy

― (♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Thursday, 21 October 2010 20:00 (fourteen years ago) link

man a dude just doesnt want to be the next l0u1s jagg3r & u guys assume i think im famous, ouch

― j. sargent & lil k3v (deej), Friday, 22 October 2010 00:00 (fourteen years ago) link

not sure why he didnt edit the rest of my name though, 'allen grier'

― j. sargent & lil k3v (deej), Friday, 22 October 2010 00:01 (fourteen years ago) link

rmde

― dayo, Friday, 22 October 2010 00:03 (fourteen years ago) link

michaelangelo jimmy!!!!!

― some droopy HOOS in makeup (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 22 October 2010 00:09 (fourteen years ago) link

is this deej's real name, y/n

― (♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Friday, 22 October 2010 00:17 (fourteen years ago) link

"mikey jims"

― (♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Friday, 22 October 2010 00:17 (fourteen years ago) link

sup

― ice cr?m, Friday, 22 October 2010 00:21 (fourteen years ago) link

Raphael Michaelangelo Donatello (l)Eonardo

― Brick Frog! (forksclovetofu), Friday, 22 October 2010 04:52 (fourteen years ago) link

http://thenewvoice.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/thetruthisoutthere.jpg

― Brick Frog! (forksclovetofu), Friday, 22 October 2010 04:53 (fourteen years ago) link

deej is really David Duchovny?

― sarahel, Friday, 22 October 2010 05:38 (fourteen years ago) link

I was thinking Kevin Eastman, but ymmv

― The Saga of the Unkillable Mr. Poppins (forksclovetofu), Friday, 22 October 2010 05:39 (fourteen years ago) link

is this deej's real name, y/n

― (♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Thursday, October 21, 2010 8:17 PM

nah its eric flint

http://img1.fantasticfiction.co.uk/images/n1/n5686.jpg

― am0n, Friday, 22 October 2010 14:15 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah thanks -- i think ppl get it -- roxy is my fbook friend so

― j. sargent & lil k3v (deej), Friday, 22 October 2010 17:38 (fourteen years ago) link

i just go by destiny though not destiny's sheild

― j. sargent & lil k3v (deej), Friday, 22 October 2010 17:39 (fourteen years ago) link

sounds like a good name for a girl band

― george pimpton (s1ocki), Friday, 22 October 2010 17:39 (fourteen years ago) link

I didn't know you could get down like that

― O'Donnell and the Brain (HI DERE), Friday, 22 October 2010 17:39 (fourteen years ago) link

deejy how ur swagcrew get down like that

― The Saga of the Unkillable Mr. Poppins (forksclovetofu), Friday, 22 October 2010 18:11 (fourteen years ago) link

go deej on em

― "SEX" drought, 2 wisks (zorn_bond.mp3), Friday, 22 October 2010 18:13 (fourteen years ago) link

haha deej when you asked to join teh fam i had to ask the group who you were tbh

― (♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Friday, 22 October 2010 20:47 (fourteen years ago) link

still have not joined fam

― mr. mandelbrot flythrough vertigo, esq. (Edward III), Friday, 22 October 2010 20:49 (fourteen years ago) link

haha deej when you asked to join teh fam i had to ask the group who you were tbh

― (♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Friday, October 22, 2010 3:47 PM (48 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

wth

― j. sargent & lil k3v (deej), Friday, 22 October 2010 21:36 (fourteen years ago) link

btw 'the fam' came up on my sidebar not a v secret 'secret group' -- did grady fwd you the vid of staind feat. fred durst - outside (live)

― j. sargent & lil k3v (deej), Friday, 22 October 2010 21:37 (fourteen years ago) link

not a v secret 'secret group'

yep -- it popped up in Top News or Most Recent or some shit 4 me 2

― markers, Friday, 22 October 2010 21:43 (fourteen years ago) link

haha wait, why would anyone think it was supposed to be a secret

― (♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Friday, 22 October 2010 21:59 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i54.tinypic.com/io12s6.jpg

― markers, Friday, 22 October 2010 22:06 (fourteen years ago) link

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jezebel/2010/10/fantasia11310.gif

― (♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Friday, 22 October 2010 22:24 (fourteen years ago) link

not a v secret "secret group" is killing me atm

― (♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Friday, 22 October 2010 22:25 (fourteen years ago) link

http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG

― lily allin (nakhchivan), Friday, 22 October 2010 22:25 (fourteen years ago) link

http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG

― markers, Friday, 22 October 2010 22:26 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i54.tinypic.com/11l4yvn.gif

― (♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Friday, 22 October 2010 22:28 (fourteen years ago) link

^^ is in the group iirc

― sarahel, Friday, 22 October 2010 22:49 (fourteen years ago) link

haha wait, why would anyone think it was supposed to be a secret

― (♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Friday, October 22, 2010 4:59 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

j0rdan claimed it as such
it is secret now

― j. sargent & lil k3v (deej), Friday, 22 October 2010 23:56 (fourteen years ago) link

iirc weve also chatted on gchat before

really hurt by roxy's deej ignorance here

― j. sargent & lil k3v (deej), Friday, 22 October 2010 23:57 (fourteen years ago) link

don't fret -- you are famous iirc

― mookieproof, Saturday, 23 October 2010 00:10 (fourteen years ago) link

i still hv no idea who deej is, g'night

― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 23 October 2010 00:13 (fourteen years ago) link

if i wasnt famous would i be arguing with j0hn d@rni3ll3 of the world famous m0unt@ln g0@ts

― j. sargent & lil k3v (deej), Saturday, 23 October 2010 00:31 (fourteen years ago) link

i mightve found out if i'd stayed in 'the fam'

― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 23 October 2010 00:34 (fourteen years ago) link

maybe you're just "internet famous"?

― mookieproof, Saturday, 23 October 2010 00:35 (fourteen years ago) link

in the future everyone will be famous to 15 people

― j. sargent & lil k3v (deej), Saturday, 23 October 2010 00:45 (fourteen years ago) link

i mean yes i know who "deej" is, i'm not denying that, but michaelangelo jimmy def is not ringin any bells iirc

― (♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Saturday, 23 October 2010 01:14 (fourteen years ago) link

"jimmy" ?

― am0n, Saturday, 23 October 2010 01:25 (fourteen years ago) link

http://bit.ly/L6eSU

― markers, Saturday, 23 October 2010 01:34 (fourteen years ago) link

oh

― am0n, Saturday, 23 October 2010 01:36 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.mikedrake.com/

― 156, Saturday, 23 October 2010 02:14 (fourteen years ago) link

dip

― The Saga of the Unkillable Mr. Poppins (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 23 October 2010 02:54 (fourteen years ago) link

dip

― (♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Saturday, 23 October 2010 21:55 (fourteen years ago) link

when i dip u dip we dip

― BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Saturday, 23 October 2010 21:56 (fourteen years ago) link

(dip)set (dip)set (dip)set

― The Saga of the Unkillable Mr. Poppins (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 23 October 2010 22:06 (fourteen years ago) link

I think Kulkarni has been a very good writer for a long time.

― Algerian Goalkeeper, Monday, October 25, 2010 4:32 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

stick to soccer then

― J0rdan S., Monday, October 25, 2010 4:34 PM (Yesterday)

― avoyoungdro's number (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 04:24 (fourteen years ago) link

lj?

― The Reverend, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 09:00 (fourteen years ago) link

yooooooo that is fire

― zorn_bond.mp3, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 09:04 (fourteen years ago) link

i knew i hit that one solid tbh

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 26 October 2010 09:06 (fourteen years ago) link

in the future everyone will be famous to 15 people

― j. sargent & lil k3v (deej), Saturday, October 23, 2010 1:45 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark

i was about to make a lil b joke but i couldn't really get to the punchline. here are the ingredients

+lil b videos
+(only 15 ppl were at the xyz but everyone that did abc'd joke)
+internet famous

somebody else, have at it

― zorn_bond.mp3, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 09:07 (fourteen years ago) link

xpost

http://i51.tinypic.com/o6kzft.jpg

― markers, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 12:30 (fourteen years ago) link

someone invited me to 'the fam' and i went to it and it said i needed to be accepted.

i thought we was fam

― jaxon, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 17:04 (fourteen years ago) link

damn homie

― zorn_bond.mp3, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 17:14 (fourteen years ago) link

furnace burn

― markers, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 17:20 (fourteen years ago) link

For the record I read Neil's stuff all the way through before publishing and I enjoy it. This extremely lengthy article was edited on an iPhone on a train, so I'll apologise if any spelling mistakes crept in. I don't necessarily always agree with him... I like some Wacka Flocka Flame and Gucci Maine for example. But his main points are spot on.

My main point here is there's a big difference between not being able to understand something and it not making any sense. The point about The Quietus is that we're a British site and are keen on reflecting this as well. So not only do I love the way Neil writes but by the same token I find other UK hip hop writers mentioned in this thread excrutiatingly bad in a way unique to white British bloggers pretending to be white American journalists pretending to be black American rappers. It's not really any of our concern how Americans feel about our hip hop coverage, just our British readership. That said we get a healthy portion of our readers from the US so we must be doing something right.

Our strength and the fact that a lot of people read us lies directly in the fact that we trust our own judgement and don't pander to anyone else's tastes.

...

― Duran (Doran), Tuesday, October 26, 2010 9:33 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

are you making a subtle point abt not pretending to be Americans w yr spelling of Waka Flocka Flame and Gucci Mane?

― ksh me thru the phone (c sharp major), Tuesday, October 26, 2010 9:45 AM Bookmark

― The Reverend, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 18:46 (fourteen years ago) link

"I like some Wacka Flocka Flame and Gucci Maine for example."

http://www.matadorrecords.com/matablog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/harvey_head_big.jpg

― corn futures hoof gang till them all (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 19:08 (fourteen years ago) link

gooche mayne

― zorn_bond.mp3, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 21:08 (fourteen years ago) link

ghoughchie meign

― balls, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 23:08 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9VNUjF097Y

― rothko's chapel and waffles (omar little), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 23:10 (fourteen years ago) link

like this is why I never go to festivals in general, more than a couple hundred people in one place turns nauseating pretty quickly

― men just grunt it all out together (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, October 27, 2010 5:42 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol u went to burning man

― fakey (buzza), Wednesday, October 27, 2010 6:16 PM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― O Let's Group Doueh (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 22:54 (fourteen years ago) link

Time to start a new Tumblr/book imo

― Introducing the Hardline According to King Boy Pato (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, November 3, 2010 4:01 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

sortofmakingapointinalaboredanddickishway.tumblr.com

finally a lifetime of work will come to fruition

― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, November 3, 2010 5:30 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 22:32 (fourteen years ago) link

thought that was a zing on KBP until I read the original

still might be

― dayo, Wednesday, 3 November 2010 23:56 (fourteen years ago) link

sorry some dude that i took offense when you called an argument i was a part of 'awful' & treated it like BOTH SIDES were being crazy.

― holy lolson (deej), Monday, November 8, 2010 10:39 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

you may have noticed that you have a way of making every argument you're involved in awful

― some dude, Monday, November 8, 2010 10:39 PM (Yesterday)

owwwwwww

― wakafledia (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 06:19 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5XNWFw5HVw

― markers, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 17:36 (fourteen years ago) link

woooooooooooooow

― HOOS tremendo...steen ridically (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 18:06 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm just now listening to the album, but I liked Perpetua's observation:

You know how food and beverages can be described as having a good “mouthfeel”? Pretty much anything Tim Gane composes will have a good “earfeel.” It’s always going to be a superficially pleasant experience, but you can’t count on the music being resonant or emotionally urgent.

― jaymc, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 22:02 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i would definitely trust Perpetua on his opinion of food and beverages, probably more than music tbqh.

― i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 22:03 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Joy Orbison wrapped in clingfilm (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 10 November 2010 00:10 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UE2vwfe30dk

― the Ford Escort Cabriolet of middle-aged men (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 November 2010 00:11 (fourteen years ago) link

rofl xp

― dayo, Wednesday, 10 November 2010 00:13 (fourteen years ago) link

hell yeah

― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 10 November 2010 00:52 (fourteen years ago) link

pineapple.gif

― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 10 November 2010 00:52 (fourteen years ago) link

xD

― wakafledia (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 10 November 2010 01:46 (fourteen years ago) link

markers I think your posting personality is 'manic pixie dream critic'

― acoleuthic, Sunday, November 14, 2010 9:47 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

― deej otm (some dude), Monday, 15 November 2010 02:51 (fourteen years ago) link

Brightback Morning Light...I kept reading reviews of these guys and thinking I should check them out. I never did. Probably never will, I guess.

― seandalai, Thursday, November 18, 2010 1:03 AM (1 hour ago)

Are you on your deathbed or something

― you're not là-bas of me (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, November 18, 2010 2:22 AM (44 seconds ago)

― scott seward, Thursday, 18 November 2010 02:25 (fourteen years ago) link

haa

― google street jew (s1ocki), Thursday, 18 November 2010 02:33 (fourteen years ago) link

actual lols

― big smang theory (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 18 November 2010 03:19 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Madness! I saw it again recently and it gets my vote as his worst: mannered, coy.

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Sunday, December 16, 2007 12:38 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

look who's talking!

― s1ocki, Sunday, December 16, 2007 10:04 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark

― steendriver DUMB BIG, his HOOS got HOOS (dayo), Monday, 6 December 2010 15:09 (fourteen years ago) link

loooooool

― The Reverend, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 07:40 (fourteen years ago) link

nobody will ever zing soto like rtc did that one time

― best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 07:50 (fourteen years ago) link

true tho

― The Reverend, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 08:21 (fourteen years ago) link

lex you and I are agreeing about music today - am thinking this is a bright new dawn in ILM concord

― best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Wednesday, December 8, 2010 10:16 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

http://prava-by.info/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/hitler_stalin.gif

― Stevie T, Wednesday, December 8, 2010 10:18 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark

― jabba hands, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 16:04 (fourteen years ago) link

I went the full Buffy on a guy who was drunkenly harassing me and a friend on the Tube. All the other passengers were cowed or looking over at us with embarrassment, as people often do on public transport. He kept standing on our feet and went for the full range of sexist insults when we told him to stop, and kept barging into us. When we reached our destination, I told my friend to get clear, called out, 'hey, asshole!' and when he lunged forward, I spat a massive and truly special lung cookie into his face, tripped him onto the carriage floor, and swung myself out of the carriage using the overhead bar as the doors closed on our attacker.

Note: I'm about 5'3". He was 6'5" and built like a brick shithouse.

― Exotic Flavors of the Midwest, available in corn, bacon, or beef (suzy), Sunday, December 12, 2010 1:19 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Too bad the UK doesn't have conceal and carry. Just reading that post enrages me. My how illiberal I sound.

― Hexum Enduction Hour (u s steel), Sunday, December 12, 2010 3:27 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Too bad you don't own a gun. Then you could hold it to your temple and fire it.

― Exotic Flavors of the Midwest, available in corn, bacon, or beef (suzy), Sunday, December 12, 2010 3:36 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark

― I love you girls but that music is for radical faeries (Matt P), Sunday, 12 December 2010 20:20 (fourteen years ago) link

what a weird thread that one

― k3vin k., Sunday, 12 December 2010 20:27 (fourteen years ago) link

thought the followup post was the real zing but admittedly I don't 'get' u s steel

― Princess BigSam (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 12 December 2010 20:46 (fourteen years ago) link

he seems tres douche

― Babylon and zing (stevie), Sunday, 12 December 2010 20:47 (fourteen years ago) link

she's a she and is also pretty g-d unhinged

― schlomo replay (acoleuthic), Sunday, 12 December 2010 20:57 (fourteen years ago) link

lol glasshouses etc

― schlomo replay (acoleuthic), Sunday, 12 December 2010 20:57 (fourteen years ago) link

i couldnt tell if she was enraged with suzy or the guy in suzy's story

― Princess TamTam, Sunday, 12 December 2010 20:58 (fourteen years ago) link

"u s steel" is just sort of permanently enraged.

― max, Sunday, 12 December 2010 20:59 (fourteen years ago) link

I am so, so sorry, please write some more, I didn't mean to offend it was a light-hearted post and you are such a terrific writer with so many interesting stories.

― Hexum Enduction Hour (u s steel), Sunday, 12 December 2010 11:47 (9 hours ago) Bookmark

itsamystery.gif

― salvia divanorum (nakhchivan), Sunday, 12 December 2010 21:00 (fourteen years ago) link

there was a p hilarious thread from a few weeks ago where she freaked out about the nytimes

― max, Sunday, 12 December 2010 21:00 (fourteen years ago) link

oh god yeah, what was that about...

― Breakin': Based on the Novel "Two" by Electric Boogaloo (history mayne), Sunday, 12 December 2010 21:02 (fourteen years ago) link

I do like Suzy's zing tho - was coming to post it if it hadn't already been done - clearly still a bit psyched from having typed up her story and ready to unload on the next motherfucker who said something offensive

― schlomo replay (acoleuthic), Sunday, 12 December 2010 21:02 (fourteen years ago) link

ILX2 NEW USERNAME TRANSLATOR COMPENDIUM

― max, Sunday, 12 December 2010 21:03 (fourteen years ago) link

______ open doors
______ ______ open doors

― salvia divanorum (nakhchivan), Sunday, 12 December 2010 21:05 (fourteen years ago) link

Excuse me sir, are you interested in getting into a detailed argument with me here? Because I don't like taking too much space in a message board and I'm sorry about that.

how is this not a meme

― Breakin': Based on the Novel "Two" by Electric Boogaloo (history mayne), Sunday, 12 December 2010 21:05 (fourteen years ago) link

it's not the o.g. plopper is it

― acoleuthic, Tuesday, October 5, 2010 11:22 AM (2 months ago) Bookmark

dying @ "the o.g. plopper"

― ad hom alone (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 12 December 2010 21:06 (fourteen years ago) link

totally thought this person was a man until just now and I also didn't get if he/she was enraged at suzy or the offending guy

― ˙❤‿❤˙˙❤‿❤˙ (ENBB), Sunday, 12 December 2010 21:21 (fourteen years ago) link

mayne i tried making "are you interested in getting into a detailed argument with me here?" a meme for a week or so after that post but it never caught on :(

xp yeah i always thought u s steel was a dude too

― k3vin k., Sunday, 12 December 2010 21:21 (fourteen years ago) link

in my world of detailed arguments

― Princess TamTam, Sunday, 12 December 2010 21:22 (fourteen years ago) link

wtf is the "plop" thing?

― narc of small differences (sarahel), Sunday, 12 December 2010 21:28 (fourteen years ago) link

*plop*

― http://tinyurl.com/jerrymacarena (gr8080), Sunday, 12 December 2010 21:55 (fourteen years ago) link

When it gets down to it what is the point of anything, really?

― da puppier (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 12 December 2010 22:52 (32 seconds ago)

this is what spending every day sifting through pictorial evidence of 300 sufjan fans abusing their pets can do to a man

― salvia divanorum (nakhchivan), Sunday, 12 December 2010 22:55 (29 seconds ago)

― schlomo replay (acoleuthic), Sunday, 12 December 2010 22:56 (fourteen years ago) link

not really a zing

― da puppier (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 12 December 2010 22:58 (fourteen years ago) link

no, not a zing

― salvia divanorum (nakhchivan), Sunday, 12 December 2010 22:59 (fourteen years ago) link

should we zing louis?

― da puppier (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 12 December 2010 22:59 (fourteen years ago) link

go for it

I guess nah that's more an 'I see u' than a zing but I think we're all zung by it to a degree

― schlomo replay (acoleuthic), Sunday, 12 December 2010 23:02 (fourteen years ago) link

*lapses into existential despair, takes nap*

― schlomo replay (acoleuthic), Sunday, 12 December 2010 23:03 (fourteen years ago) link

http://vertigo.blog.dccomics.com/files/2010/05/plop11.jpg

― scott seward, Sunday, 12 December 2010 23:29 (fourteen years ago) link

^^^ the original plopper right here

― flopson, Sunday, 12 December 2010 23:33 (fourteen years ago) link

1. mad

2. plop

3. sick

4. crazy

5. cracked

― scott seward, Sunday, 12 December 2010 23:34 (fourteen years ago) link

in my opinion

― scott seward, Sunday, 12 December 2010 23:34 (fourteen years ago) link

I love it when you call me big plopper

― http://tinyurl.com/jerrymacarena (gr8080), Monday, 13 December 2010 00:01 (fourteen years ago) link

cyndi plopper

― flopson, Monday, 13 December 2010 00:15 (fourteen years ago) link

the pl0pper

― lotta diamonds ... but prolly more display names (deej), Monday, 13 December 2010 01:49 (fourteen years ago) link

o.g. plopper c

― ad hom alone (J0rdan S.), Monday, 13 December 2010 01:50 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxjb2UJZ-5I

― scott seward, Monday, 13 December 2010 01:59 (fourteen years ago) link

Nick you're a nice lad but I wouldn't want your ears in an emergency transplant situation.

― Worst song, played on ugliest guitar (fandango), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 23:20 (5 years ago)

― schlomo replay (acoleuthic), Monday, 13 December 2010 14:38 (fourteen years ago) link

og plopper is the funniest thing ive seen on ilx in some time

― Not only is Zito throwin zeroes, his ass and legs are lookin great. (roxymuzak), Monday, 13 December 2010 23:40 (fourteen years ago) link

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

― ad hom alone (J0rdan S.), Monday, 13 December 2010 23:47 (fourteen years ago) link

idgi :(

― ˙❤‿❤˙˙❤‿❤˙ (ENBB), Monday, 13 December 2010 23:48 (fourteen years ago) link

do you know famous orbit post "*plop*"?

― Not only is Zito throwin zeroes, his ass and legs are lookin great. (roxymuzak), Monday, 13 December 2010 23:50 (fourteen years ago) link

wait it occurs to me you might not know orbit

― Not only is Zito throwin zeroes, his ass and legs are lookin great. (roxymuzak), Monday, 13 December 2010 23:51 (fourteen years ago) link

I've heard the name but don't know the post - oh well.

― ˙❤‿❤˙˙❤‿❤˙ (ENBB), Monday, 13 December 2010 23:52 (fourteen years ago) link

*plop*
Glad you could stop by.
― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, August 3, 2005 12:26 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark

― estela, Monday, 13 December 2010 23:53 (fourteen years ago) link

Film samples: cool

Eleborate sketches: boring. "Yo, yo give me drugs. What nigga? Yo heard me fool! [plop! plop! ratatatat!] You dead motherfucker". Yawn.

That said I like all the intro's on Snoop's first album.

― Omar, Monday, May 14, 2001 8:00 PM (9 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― TamTam Club (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 13 December 2010 23:53 (fourteen years ago) link

*plop*

― ad hom alone (J0rdan S.), Monday, 13 December 2010 23:54 (fourteen years ago) link

hoes on my dick cuz i *plop* like orbit

― ad hom alone (J0rdan S.), Monday, 13 December 2010 23:54 (fourteen years ago) link

lol waht on Earth?

― ˙❤‿❤˙˙❤‿❤˙ (ENBB), Monday, 13 December 2010 23:55 (fourteen years ago) link

estela otm

― OFQM (gr8080), Monday, 13 December 2010 23:55 (fourteen years ago) link

roxy you'll be interested to discover the findings of current research regarding the etymology of orbitplop

S & D Prophets :Jesus, Mohammed, Buddah, L. Pon Hubbard, etc.
This is the thread where I say (Pt. 4)
This is the Thread where I say... Part
This is the thread where we RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chronic namedropping and associated crimes
Kirstie Alley Dies. She Goes To Limbo Where She Is Forced To Become The Tooth Fairy & Learn How To Dance Real Funky By Her Black Limbo Attendant Before She Can Go To Heaven. I Don't Know What Comes N

culminating in

This is the thread where Orbit is comfy and invites you in for tea

― omar little, Monday, 13 December 2010 23:55 (fourteen years ago) link

haha its just that orbit once said "plop" (the first quoted plop up there^) and everyone quoted it and made fun of it forever and used it as another way to say "orbit" practically

the OG plopper just refers to her

i am dying over this tbh

― Not only is Zito throwin zeroes, his ass and legs are lookin great. (roxymuzak), Monday, 13 December 2010 23:56 (fourteen years ago) link

^^solid archiving
xpost

― OFQM (gr8080), Monday, 13 December 2010 23:57 (fourteen years ago) link

omar O_O

― Not only is Zito throwin zeroes, his ass and legs are lookin great. (roxymuzak), Monday, 13 December 2010 23:57 (fourteen years ago) link

a lot of dark hearts were filled with deep joy on that august day.

― estela, Monday, 13 December 2010 23:58 (fourteen years ago) link

i am dying over this tbh

― Not only is Zito throwin zeroes, his ass and legs are lookin great. (roxymuzak), Monday, December 13, 2010 5:56 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

^^thissssssss

― ad hom alone (J0rdan S.), Monday, 13 December 2010 23:59 (fourteen years ago) link

THE O.G. PLOPPPER

it can't be said enough

― ad hom alone (J0rdan S.), Monday, 13 December 2010 23:59 (fourteen years ago) link

Is there a point when pop culture just goes *plop*?

― Orbit

http://www.ideachampions.com/weblogs/thinking.jpg

― omar little, Monday, 13 December 2010 23:59 (fourteen years ago) link

lol omar

― ˙❤‿❤˙˙❤‿❤˙ (ENBB), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 00:00 (fourteen years ago) link

Concealin' carry

― ╭∩╮⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠╭∩╮ (jeff), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 00:00 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.batmania.com.ar/images/images_serie/serie_plop.jpg

― buzza, Tuesday, 14 December 2010 00:00 (fourteen years ago) link

http://permakent.com/images/plopper.jpg

― OFQM (gr8080), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 00:01 (fourteen years ago) link

haha i dont remember plop either... but I'm Lovin It™!!!

― Princess TamTam, Tuesday, 14 December 2010 00:02 (fourteen years ago) link

lol

― ˙❤‿❤˙˙❤‿❤˙ (ENBB), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 00:02 (fourteen years ago) link

I can only assume she meant to say "plonk" (which was the old pas-agg Usenet way of saying "finished with u - u r killfiled btw"), and somehow mangled it, with hilarious results.

TWOOO WEEEKS was also piss-funny.

― Sookie G Stackedgarten (Trayce), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 00:04 (fourteen years ago) link

WHOSE FUCKING ARM IS THAT?????????

― OFQM (gr8080), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 00:04 (fourteen years ago) link

actually the search engine gets a little fogged-up around 2006 regarding plop history with the emergence of a dance subgenre called "plip plop"

― omar little, Tuesday, 14 December 2010 00:05 (fourteen years ago) link

Hahah I forgot thats the thread where murderdogger outed himself by mistake.

― Sookie G Stackedgarten (Trayce), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 00:06 (fourteen years ago) link

hmm *puffs on bubble pipe*

― Princess TamTam, Tuesday, 14 December 2010 00:06 (fourteen years ago) link

lol gr8080 i'm dying all over again.

― estela, Tuesday, 14 December 2010 00:06 (fourteen years ago) link

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRZDfYT3TO2Ib1-pAWUmZzjwvkAcOXq-M065mm9UZ9Ht39-gtQ

― omar little, Tuesday, 14 December 2010 00:07 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah you pathetic FUCK i *am* a hippie and YOU are a moron, and I could write a contract that would make your dick shrivel, make a dinner that makes your mouth water, and jump hoops around all the lame supermodels you jack off to.
-- Orbit (cstarrcstar...) (webmail), August 15th, 2003 1:34 AM.

― estela, Tuesday, 14 December 2010 00:11 (fourteen years ago) link

loll omar

― Princess TamTam, Tuesday, 14 December 2010 00:11 (fourteen years ago) link

Glad you could *plop* by

― The King of *plop* (jeff), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 00:15 (fourteen years ago) link

yah cuz i was trying so hard

― http://i54.tinypic.com/11l4yvn.gif, Tuesday, January 22, 2008 1:54 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

WHY WOULD A TRUCKER NAMED BIG JIM SWELLS POST TO ILX AND SIGN ALL HIS POSTS?

― http://i54.tinypic.com/11l4yvn.gif, Tuesday, January 22, 2008 1:54 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark

― OFQM (gr8080), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 00:16 (fourteen years ago) link

thanks, never knew the source of that meme. still have no idea who orbit is tho.

― o let's not do it and say we did (The Reverend), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 00:27 (fourteen years ago) link

haha no she said *plop* meaning she was plopping down to hang out in that stupid tea time thread or whatever

― Not only is Zito throwin zeroes, his ass and legs are lookin great. (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 02:12 (fourteen years ago) link

orbit was also famous for http://i54.tinypic.com/11l4yvn.gif having his arm around her...middle in a famous FAP pic

― Not only is Zito throwin zeroes, his ass and legs are lookin great. (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 02:13 (fourteen years ago) link

ok wait - I'm only now just getting that writing http://i54.tinypic.com/11l4yvn.gif is what makes that picture happen?

― ˙❤‿❤˙˙❤‿❤˙ (ENBB), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 02:14 (fourteen years ago) link

hahahahahahahahaha

it takes me a while to figure this stuff out sometimes but I get around to it eventually

― ˙❤‿❤˙˙❤‿❤˙ (ENBB), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 02:14 (fourteen years ago) link

her...middle

lol

― Princess TamTam, Tuesday, 14 December 2010 02:18 (fourteen years ago) link

can someone post that pic of the FAP in question?

xpost lol

― Not only is Zito throwin zeroes, his ass and legs are lookin great. (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 02:18 (fourteen years ago) link

hay roxy:

WHOSE FUCKING ARM IS THAT?????????

― OFQM (gr8080), Monday, December 13, 2010 2:04 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

― OFQM (gr8080), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 02:18 (fourteen years ago) link

noooo the *plop* was the sound of the teabag falling into the cuppa

― lotta diamonds ... but prolly more display names (deej), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 02:19 (fourteen years ago) link

@ roxy

― lotta diamonds ... but prolly more display names (deej), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 02:19 (fourteen years ago) link

http://s.dsimg.com/image/A-150-84791-1104676409.jpg

Mmmm. *Plop*?

― http://tinyurl.com/ccccccccccccccccc (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 02:20 (fourteen years ago) link

whatever it is it's so gross

who is in the red shirt in front of http://i54.tinypic.com/11l4yvn.gif in that pic?

― ˙❤‿❤˙˙❤‿❤˙ (ENBB), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 02:20 (fourteen years ago) link

haha no she said *plop* meaning she was plopping down to hang out in that stupid tea time thread or whatever

Yeah I dont think i ever got this cos i'd never seen her use it all over the place til this thread.

Its like "mine own". Instant nails on blackboard thing fr me.

― Sookie G Stackedgarten (Trayce), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 02:21 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.haandbrygforum.dk/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=2540&start=0

― lotta diamonds ... but prolly more display names (deej), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 02:24 (fourteen years ago) link

WHOSE FUCKING ARM IS THAT?????????

Holy hell I had forgotten about that

Lololololol

― "Kiss Players♥" (DJP), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 02:25 (fourteen years ago) link

deej's reading of *plop* = otm

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 14 December 2010 02:26 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsW/tve22586-2-42.jpg

― Sookie G Stackedgarten (Trayce), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 02:26 (fourteen years ago) link

plopping the teabag...never thought about that. imo i find that less humorous than the idea of orbit plopping down on a chair for some reason

― Not only is Zito throwin zeroes, his ass and legs are lookin great. (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 02:28 (fourteen years ago) link

so glad she didnt say plunk

― Not only is Zito throwin zeroes, his ass and legs are lookin great. (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 02:28 (fourteen years ago) link

he actually looks pretty cute in that picture

― sarahel, Tuesday, 14 December 2010 02:29 (fourteen years ago) link

shes a woman sarahel

― Not only is Zito throwin zeroes, his ass and legs are lookin great. (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 02:30 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm talking about banned/permabanned roxy!

― sarahel, Tuesday, 14 December 2010 02:32 (fourteen years ago) link

actually!

― OFQM (gr8080), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 02:34 (fourteen years ago) link

i know i was just jknig w/ u

― Not only is Zito throwin zeroes, his ass and legs are lookin great. (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 02:34 (fourteen years ago) link

haha gr80 was under the impression http://i54.tinypic.com/11l4yvn.gif was widely considered a hunk

― Not only is Zito throwin zeroes, his ass and legs are lookin great. (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 02:34 (fourteen years ago) link

i mean, he is really cute in that picture ... kinda surprisingly so tbh

― sarahel, Tuesday, 14 December 2010 02:35 (fourteen years ago) link

lol

― Sookie G Stackedgarten (Trayce), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 02:41 (fourteen years ago) link

well he was like 10 years younger and probably 20 lbs less fat imo

― Not only is Zito throwin zeroes, his ass and legs are lookin great. (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 02:43 (fourteen years ago) link

lol

― aka the pope (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 02:49 (fourteen years ago) link

i think the *plop* was meant to be a lump of sugar landing in the tea.

― estela, Tuesday, 14 December 2010 03:07 (fourteen years ago) link

i refuse to believe its anything other than an ass falling into a chair

― OFQM (gr8080), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 03:14 (fourteen years ago) link

it was an attempt at a nicety but it was marred by an ugly description of sugar heavyhandness that gave readers visions of graceless asses falling into chairs.

― estela, Tuesday, 14 December 2010 03:15 (fourteen years ago) link

i mean, he is really cute in that picture ... kinda surprisingly so tbh

he kinda looks a bit like he was auditioning for the role of spencer's sidekick in pix from that era, sorta westside LA vibe

― buzza, Tuesday, 14 December 2010 03:59 (fourteen years ago) link

he doesn't look like that now

― sarahel, Tuesday, 14 December 2010 04:03 (fourteen years ago) link

lol

― Not only is Zito throwin zeroes, his ass and legs are lookin great. (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 04:06 (fourteen years ago) link

i thought he was very charismatic in the lol public access interview and the apatow thing. he's a natural!

― buzza, Tuesday, 14 December 2010 04:08 (fourteen years ago) link

who is in the red shirt in front of http://i54.tinypic.com/11l4yvn.gif in that pic?

He originally posted as "Vik" and then most recently, a couple years ago, as "Vichitravirya_XI."

― Zsa Zsa Gay Bar (jaymc), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 04:12 (fourteen years ago) link

(I had to wade through, like, several years of gay threads to find the exact spelling of that display name.)

― Zsa Zsa Gay Bar (jaymc), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 04:17 (fourteen years ago) link

^^^ hero

― aka the pope (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 04:21 (fourteen years ago) link

"had to"

― http://tinyurl.com/ccccccccccccccccc (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 04:41 (fourteen years ago) link

he crawled on his stomach thru them

― Not only is Zito throwin zeroes, his ass and legs are lookin great. (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 04:42 (fourteen years ago) link

RIP jaymc.xls

― OFQM (gr8080), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 05:07 (fourteen years ago) link

http://photos.e46fanatics.com/data/3441/13477waders2a.jpg

― dayo, Tuesday, 14 December 2010 05:08 (fourteen years ago) link

just noticed the (intentional? unintentional?) use of the comma-"like"-comma gay thread meme in that jaymc post

A+

― OFQM (gr8080), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 05:16 (fourteen years ago) link

thats a meme??

― Not only is Zito throwin zeroes, his ass and legs are lookin great. (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 05:58 (fourteen years ago) link

its a . of ref w/n the, like, gay threads

― plax (ico), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 05:59 (fourteen years ago) link

I thought that was just how all gay people ever talked

― o tannenbaum, o judge (crüt), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 06:17 (fourteen years ago) link

e/o

― plax (ico), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 06:21 (fourteen years ago) link

1st 3 gay threads:

I have, like, no gay friends in town. (started by Casuistry on board I Love Everything on Mar 21, 2007)

I have, like, many gay friends on ILX. (started by Casuistry on board I Love Everything on Apr 27, 2007)

I have, like, many gay threads on ILX (started by Casuistry on board I Love Everything on Jul 19, 2007)

― OFQM (gr8080), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 06:40 (fourteen years ago) link

cas was the best

― plax (ico), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 07:39 (fourteen years ago) link

***test***
http://i54.tinypic.com/11l4yvn.gif
***test***

― Babylon and zing (stevie), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 08:09 (fourteen years ago) link

ha!

― Babylon and zing (stevie), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 08:09 (fourteen years ago) link

what happened to casuistry? I like coming across his posts in the archives.

― dayo, Tuesday, 14 December 2010 08:20 (fourteen years ago) link

claimed by academia, i hung out w/ him in toronto in september. he is a cool guy.

― plax (ico), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 08:22 (fourteen years ago) link

"plop" was the sound of sugar lumps in the tea iirc

― o tannenbaum, o judge (crüt), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 08:29 (fourteen years ago) link

and u s steel is k3rry which makes the zing posted upthread kinda O_O

― o tannenbaum, o judge (crüt), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 08:30 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah tbh it was after kate said "milk and 2 sugars" so plop would have to mean said milk and 2 sugars plopping into the tea

will still continue picturing it as orbit herself plopping tbh

― Not only is Zito throwin zeroes, his ass and legs are lookin great. (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 09:01 (fourteen years ago) link

Can there please be peace in the tea room? Can there please be peace in the tea room? Can there please be peace in the tea room? Can there please be peace in the tea room? Can there please be peace in the tea room? Can there please be peace in the tea room? Can there please be peace in the tea room? Can there please be peace in the tea room? Can there please be peace in the tea room? Can there please be peace in the tea room? Can there please be peace in the tea room? Can there please be peace in the tea room? Can there please be peace in the tea room? Can there please be peace in the tea room? Can there please be peace in the tea room? Can there please be peace in the tea room? Can there please be peace in the tea room? Can there please be peace in the tea room? Can there please be peace in the tea room? Can there please be peace in the tea room? Can there please be peace in the tea room? Can there please be peace in the tea room? Can there please be peace in the tea room? Can there please be peace in the tea room? Can there please be peace in the tea room? Can there please be peace in the tea room? Can there please be peace in the tea room? Can there please be peace in the tea room? Can there please be peace in the tea room? Can there please be peace in the tea room? Can there please be peace in the tea room? Can there please be peace in the tea room? Can there please be peace in the tea room? Can there please be peace in the tea room? Can there please be peace in the tea room? Can there please be peace in the tea room? Can there please be peace in the tea room? Can there please be peace in the tea room? Can there please be peace in the tea room? Can there please be peace in the tea room? Can there please be peace in the tea room? Can there please be peace in the tea room? Can there please be peace in the tea room? Can there please be peace in the tea room? Can there please be peace in the tea room? Can there please be peace in the tea room?

― The King of *plop* (jeff), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 09:09 (fourteen years ago) link

tease the peas in the police room

― la dame aux chlamydias (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 09:13 (fourteen years ago) link

that arm is clearly orbit's own arm which has shifted during exposure but you all knew that already (I hope)

― schlomo replay (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 09:19 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh god, so it is. 3yr mystery solved just like that.

― leo tldrstoy (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 09:31 (fourteen years ago) link

the o.g. ricer

― cozen, Tuesday, 14 December 2010 09:48 (fourteen years ago) link

(sorry)

― cozen, Tuesday, 14 December 2010 09:48 (fourteen years ago) link

what does one type for the permabanned?

― irish xmas caek, get that marzipan inta ya (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 09:52 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i54.tinypic.com/11l4yvn.gif

― cozen, Tuesday, 14 December 2010 09:54 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i53.tinypic.com/jv3xqx.png

― OFQM (gr8080), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 09:56 (fourteen years ago) link

What if we want to talk about the famous Israeli/Canadian painter, Yehouda http://i54.tinypic.com/11l4yvn.gif

― leo tldrstoy (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 09:57 (fourteen years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/da/Natsume.jpg

This is a photo of a lacquerware http://i54.tinypic.com/11l4yvn.gif

― leo tldrstoy (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 09:58 (fourteen years ago) link

I say, this is an interesting website: www.sei.cmu.edu/about/people/http://i54.tinypic.com/11l4yvn.gif.cfm

― leo tldrstoy (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 09:59 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i54.tinypic.com/11l4yvn.gif

― irish xmas caek, get that marzipan inta ya (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 10:05 (fourteen years ago) link

lol

― irish xmas caek, get that marzipan inta ya (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 10:05 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i53.tinypic.com/jv3xqx.png http://i53.tinypic.com/jv3xqx.png http://i53.tinypic.com/jv3xqx.png http://i53.tinypic.com/jv3xqx.png http://i53.tinypic.com/jv3xqx.png http://i53.tinypic.com/jv3xqx.png http://i53.tinypic.com/jv3xqx.png http://i53.tinypic.com/jv3xqx.png http://i53.tinypic.com/jv3xqx.png http://i53.tinypic.com/jv3xqx.png

― OFQM (gr8080), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 10:11 (fourteen years ago) link

<3 deej and whiney both, but h8 every "big" thread turning into a deej/whiney fite

― i genuinely thought when i first joined that he was the admin (ilxor), Tuesday, December 14, 2010 11:26 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ha, ilxor complaining about other people's posts, that'll be the day

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, December 14, 2010 11:28 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

least i dont turn every thread into shit like this? the day i have a partner in crime and we derail another 10 threads a day, maybe it'll be comparable

― i genuinely thought when i first joined that he was the admin (ilxor), Tuesday, December 14, 2010 10:35 AM (12 seconds ago) Bookmark

HAHAHA YEAH THE DAY YOU GET A PARTNER IN CRIME. WHEN WILL THAT DAY EVER COME

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, December 14, 2010 11:35 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― skrrr boi (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 16:38 (fourteen years ago) link

loooooool

― schlomo replay (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 16:40 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i51.tinypic.com/168c1dw.gif

― markers, Tuesday, 14 December 2010 16:52 (fourteen years ago) link

<3

― skrrr boi (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 16:56 (fourteen years ago) link

what is ilxor's deal, he has never really been on my radar as a "problem" poster

― tickle me imo (s1ocki), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 17:40 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah that my experience too, hes wicked good at running, i guess its if u read indie rock thread that things get real

― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 14 December 2010 17:42 (fourteen years ago) link

I feel like I rarely see him post but I don't read indie rock threads so there you go.

― ˙❤‿❤˙˙❤‿❤˙ (ENBB), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 17:47 (fourteen years ago) link

haha yeah, he's just a dude that pops up in threads some time, a real ilxor

― kanellos (gbx), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 18:22 (fourteen years ago) link

what is ilxor?!

― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 19:00 (fourteen years ago) link

XD jordan

― k3vin k., Tuesday, 14 December 2010 20:07 (fourteen years ago) link

'skipping 339 messages'

I guess I'm going to skip this thread

― ZOUNDS? (CaptainLorax), Tuesday, December 14, 2010 4:30 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

thank god

― kanellos (gbx), Tuesday, December 14, 2010 4:31 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

*sigh of relief*

― lotta diamonds ... but prolly more display names (deej), Tuesday, December 14, 2010 4:31 PM (3 minutes ago)

― markers, Tuesday, 14 December 2010 21:35 (fourteen years ago) link

weak zing-thread acquisition

― schlomo replay (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 21:36 (fourteen years ago) link

what thread?

― sarahel, Tuesday, 14 December 2010 21:36 (fourteen years ago) link

lorax revulsion is played, folks

― schlomo replay (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 21:37 (fourteen years ago) link

ppl are too hard on a lorax imo

― ˙❤‿❤˙˙❤‿❤˙ (ENBB), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 21:38 (fourteen years ago) link

also that

― schlomo replay (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 21:38 (fourteen years ago) link

*takes notes*

― OFQM (gr8080), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 21:46 (fourteen years ago) link

Well, you have a tendency to drop in on this or that thread with the big banner YUO ARE ALL RONG I'M'A TELL YAWL WHAT TIO THINK ABOUT THIS post/s I mean you dont do it that often but often enough that I notice it.

― Pashmina, Monday, December 6, 2010 9:22 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

it's done as a thought thrown at the wall inna manic-pixie splurge of 'ayo' and not meant as a character massacre, sorry :(

― Cap.Obv (acoleuthic), Monday, December 6, 2010 9:29 AM (1 week ago) Boo

I'LL NEVER DO IT AGAIN

― ohhhh we plop champagne (history mayne), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 21:49 (fourteen years ago) link

not a good zing, more a truth bomb xxxps to lorax

― lotta diamonds ... but prolly more display names (deej), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 21:52 (fourteen years ago) link

wtf is a "splurge of ayo"?

― sarahel, Tuesday, 14 December 2010 21:53 (fourteen years ago) link

miracle hip

― schlomo replay (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 21:54 (fourteen years ago) link

consider the source

xp

― if nothing else this thread will result in some great display names (Edward III), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 21:54 (fourteen years ago) link

inna manic-pixie splurge

― vladimir pootawn (am0n), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 21:54 (fourteen years ago) link

da vida

― if nothing else this thread will result in some great display names (Edward III), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 21:55 (fourteen years ago) link

it's kinda ghetto - like best foods/hellmans is way classier

― sarahel, Tuesday, 14 December 2010 21:55 (fourteen years ago) link

splurge of aioli would make more sense

― sarahel, Tuesday, 14 December 2010 21:56 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.lollibrary.com/gallery/d/10758-1/splooge.gif

― OFQM (gr8080), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 21:57 (fourteen years ago) link

gonna post now so that I don't have that bookmarked

also hate u

― ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 22:00 (fourteen years ago) link

struck by another's 'ayo'

― vladimir pootawn (am0n), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 22:00 (fourteen years ago) link

viscous condoment

― sarahel, Tuesday, 14 December 2010 22:01 (fourteen years ago) link

what happened to casuistry? I like coming across his posts in the archives.

claimed by academia, i hung out w/ him in toronto in september. he is a cool guy.

He is, but y'know, we have some practicing academics.

― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 22:05 (fourteen years ago) link

no excuse

― the chronicles of nornius (s1ocki), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 22:06 (fourteen years ago) link

he got sick of ilx is what happened.

― jed_, Tuesday, 14 December 2010 22:12 (fourteen years ago) link

surely some mistake!

― sarahel, Tuesday, 14 December 2010 22:12 (fourteen years ago) link

ploptimist

― vladimir pootawn (am0n), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 23:10 (fourteen years ago) link

what i meant was he found smthng better

― plax (ico), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 03:40 (fourteen years ago) link

that jordan ilxor one is sub zero

― plax (ico), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 03:41 (fourteen years ago) link

feel like ilxor actually played that one pretty well by baiting jordan into going for the double-zing, which kind of diluted the first one

― k3vin k., Wednesday, 15 December 2010 03:47 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/9EvSV.jpg

― i have been otm (bnw), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 03:54 (fourteen years ago) link

feel like ilxor actually played that one pretty well by baiting jordan into going for the double-zing, which kind of diluted the first one

― k3vin k., Tuesday, December 14, 2010 10:47 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this is the sort of post that makes me realize we are all insane

― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 15 December 2010 03:56 (fourteen years ago) link

did you just zing k3v k or yourself or all of us or

― dayo, Wednesday, 15 December 2010 04:00 (fourteen years ago) link

I have been spending way too long trying to understand what k3vin even meant by that

(way too long = more than 30 seconds)

― iatee, Wednesday, 15 December 2010 04:01 (fourteen years ago) link

wait he's suggesting the first zing was zingier and this distracts people?

― iatee, Wednesday, 15 December 2010 04:02 (fourteen years ago) link

set a zing to zing a zinger

― the chronicles of nornius (s1ocki), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 04:03 (fourteen years ago) link

lorax is a gentle soul

― xX_420_GoKu_ChRiStWaRrIoR_Xx (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 04:21 (fourteen years ago) link

i used to think lorax wasn't real and posted accordingly but i wish only good things for lorax.

― estela, Wednesday, 15 December 2010 04:25 (fourteen years ago) link

wait he's suggesting the first zing was zingier and this distracts people?

― iatee, Tuesday, December 14, 2010 11:02 PM (22 minutes ago)

lol yeah i just meant that the first was a clean hit and having to follow it up was bound to be a disappointment somewhat

― k3vin k., Wednesday, 15 December 2010 04:28 (fourteen years ago) link

jho otm tho

― k3vin k., Wednesday, 15 December 2010 04:28 (fourteen years ago) link

estela used to be right

― buzza, Wednesday, 15 December 2010 04:35 (fourteen years ago) link

well in that case it's business as formerly usual.

― estela, Wednesday, 15 December 2010 04:43 (fourteen years ago) link

hey guys check it out buzza has a tumblr http://thesockhunter.tumblr.com/

― u aint messin w/ my dengue (gr8080), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 05:07 (fourteen years ago) link

at least i didn't steal the idea from someone ; )

― buzza, Wednesday, 15 December 2010 05:10 (fourteen years ago) link

We are but two mere gentlemen of refined taste.

― markers, Wednesday, 15 December 2010 05:11 (fourteen years ago) link

u_u

― ǝɟɟɐzǝɟ (☪), Wednesday, December 10, 2008 6:00 AM

― vladimir pootawn (am0n), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 05:22 (fourteen years ago) link

Semms apposite to revive this now.

See, it's at number three in the chart.

Does this mean I can go along to my local disc vendor and buy a nice pristeen copy on 7"?

No it does not.

― Mark G, Tuesday, 21 December 2010 12:05 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

The Interior Life of Mark G thread would evidently be riveting.

― Matt DC, Tuesday, 21 December 2010 12:07 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― When I Pardew I See Rakes (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 12:17 (fourteen years ago) link

funniest thing about the WSJ blog entry -- that people actually do "online banking." What a buncha darned fools.

― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, December 21, 2010 11:17 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

thx for the new display name

― old man yells at cloud computing (am0n), Tuesday, December 21, 2010 12:02 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― the red-headed smanger (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 18:25 (fourteen years ago) link

hahahahaha

― u aint messin w/ my dengue (gr8080), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 18:27 (fourteen years ago) link

outstanding

― moholy-nagl (history mayne), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 18:48 (fourteen years ago) link

xpost/Friend of mine got a massive kidney stone on a diet of coffee, bagels, ramen and all-nighters to finish up an architecture degree-related stress. If this sounds like you, be careful out there.

― tl;dr swinton (suzy), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 03:41 (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

then he got comissioned to do the jewish museum in berlin and the rest is history

― Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 03:43 (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― When I Pardew I See Rakes (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 11:15 (fourteen years ago) link

surely this would better be placed on the 'lazy zing' thread, along with all other similar 'zings' of suzy?

― this guy ☜ (stevie), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 11:40 (fourteen years ago) link

it's hardly lazy. it's like a fresh take on an old favourite.

― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 11:49 (fourteen years ago) link

idgi

― dayo, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 11:55 (fourteen years ago) link

"suzy has famous/successful friends/acquaintances and comments about them often"

― it Terribel !!! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 14:47 (fourteen years ago) link

hah okay - I thought it was some sort of oblique zing against the jewish history museum in berlin, like, "the jewish history museum looks like the kidney stone my architect friend passed"

― dayo, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 14:49 (fourteen years ago) link

Hahaha "take that, Jewish History Museum!"

― Indolence Mission (DJP), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 14:53 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.museumsportal-berlin.de/uploads/tx_wgxmportal/WmIBQB.jpg
i dunno about you, but I'd be calling for morphine like a sumbitch

― it Terribel !!! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 14:54 (fourteen years ago) link

I've been banned from 1p3 for a while now. Probably the same reason a lot of people are banned. I posted EMO entries to the EMO BLOG ENTRY thread - which has a very deceptive title. Anyways 1p3 isn't that great. The only times I've wanted to rejoin that subforum was when I wanted to post something about eggnog and when I wanted to tell del that he doesn't have the same stuffed Lorax as me (mine looks better and it's from Universal Studios. not a department store).

― gravity explodes (CaptainLorax), Friday, 31 December 2010 19:36 (2 hours ago) Permalink

oh yeah forgot you were banned

congrats us

― ilx get on my lvl (roxymuzak), Friday, 31 December 2010 19:39 (2 hours ago) Permalink

you mean congrats YOU

― gravity explodes (CaptainLorax), Friday, 31 December 2010 19:40 (2 hours ago)

― enfuque (Matt P), Friday, 31 December 2010 22:26 (fourteen years ago) link

ahahahaha

― 舔我的阳物 (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 31 December 2010 22:41 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/NewAnswersControllerServlet?boardid=79

― ilx get on my lvl (roxymuzak), Friday, 31 December 2010 22:51 (fourteen years ago) link

all welcome

― 舔我的阳物 (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 31 December 2010 23:03 (fourteen years ago) link

this isn't about endless self-fascination, this is about being able to get off in more ways than we've ever been able - it's exciting

― Boo Radely and the Super Fury Aminal (acoleuthic), Monday, January 3, 2011 12:09 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i mean this is not news but you are nuts

― call all destroyer, Monday, January 3, 2011 12:09 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― ice cr?m, Monday, 3 January 2011 05:12 (fourteen years ago) link

lol

― nakh get on my lvl (roxymuzak), Monday, 3 January 2011 05:14 (fourteen years ago) link

haaaa

― markers, Monday, 3 January 2011 05:14 (fourteen years ago) link

thx for the new display name

― old man yells at cloud computing (am0n), Tuesday, December 21, 2010 12:02 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

read this and yelled YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH at my computer

― aka the pope (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 3 January 2011 05:15 (fourteen years ago) link

good thing you weren't drinking a beverage

― gr8080, Monday, 3 January 2011 05:23 (fourteen years ago) link

STEEL RESERVE AOK amirite

― tears of a self-clowning oven (The Reverend), Monday, 3 January 2011 05:29 (fourteen years ago) link

It's OK, you can all relax, I'm here now

― Boo Radely and the Super Fury Aminal (acoleuthic), Monday, 3 January 2011 15:37 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I thought we kept u behind glass in case of emergency

― VegemiteGrrrl, Monday, 3 January 2011 15:38 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Bentley Rhythm Trayce (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 3 January 2011 07:07 (fourteen years ago) link

(it was meant nicely)

― Bentley Rhythm Trayce (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 3 January 2011 07:08 (fourteen years ago) link

well u certainly werent posting in steve spacek threads when i was iirc

― ich bin ein ilxor (deej), Tuesday, January 4, 2011 1:01 PM (4 minutes ago)

i wasn't on ilx back in the days when you were still picking the ticks of ethan's ballsack

― darwin deej (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, January 4, 2011 1:03 PM

― Gus Van Sotosyn (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 18:06 (fourteen years ago) link

HOOS, what'll you be yelling when I'm the only one who has money?

― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 18:09 (fourteen years ago) link

probably "hey old man can we have some of that for this trashcan fire"

― Є|Э (Edward III), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 18:21 (fourteen years ago) link

zings within zings

― max bro'd (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 18:22 (fourteen years ago) link

if you got all that money in the mattress, Morbs, why aren't you living in Oyster Bay?

― Gus Van Sotosyn (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 18:23 (fourteen years ago) link

i give up, go on thinking me some humorless fat 90-year-old Luddite.

― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 18:25 (fourteen years ago) link

you're only 90?

― darwin deej (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 18:26 (fourteen years ago) link

no one's calling you fat

― Є|Э (Edward III), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 18:33 (fourteen years ago) link

yet

― old man yells at cloud computing (am0n), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 18:52 (fourteen years ago) link

ive met morbs and he's thin

― nakh get on my lvl (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 18:55 (fourteen years ago) link

also nice and cool

― nakh get on my lvl (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 18:55 (fourteen years ago) link

morbs blew past me on Thompson St. once and did not appear fat

― darwin deej (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 18:56 (fourteen years ago) link

it's no secret we all love morbs up in this piece

― Є|Э (Edward III), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 18:57 (fourteen years ago) link

was he hurrying to beat the lunch time crowd at the bank teller window?

― Gus Van Sotosyn (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 18:57 (fourteen years ago) link

also takes internet ribbing w/ good humor and aplomb :)

― old man yells at cloud computing (am0n), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 18:58 (fourteen years ago) link

i want morbs to be my film forum buddy

― darwin deej (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 18:58 (fourteen years ago) link

o that's what they're calling it these days

― predeep natsvitika (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 19:11 (fourteen years ago) link

an imdb rim

― Gus Van Sotosyn (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 19:12 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm not thin either!

― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 19:19 (fourteen years ago) link

youre just right!

― nakh get on my lvl (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 19:23 (fourteen years ago) link

although given your taste in music i guess its hard to tell the difference btw music and car commercials

― they fund ph.d studies, don't they? (Lamp), Tuesday, January 4, 2011 6:22 PM

i sure got zinged y'all

― markers, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 23:28 (fourteen years ago) link

well basically yeah

― ullr saves (gbx), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 23:30 (fourteen years ago) link

i couldn't care less if some of the music i like is in car commercials

― markers, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 23:34 (fourteen years ago) link

why didn't u counterzing lamp then?

― max bro'd (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 23:35 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqItWzmnrD4

― omar little, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 23:35 (fourteen years ago) link

DYING

― markers, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 23:36 (fourteen years ago) link

do u ppl have jobs

― heh (kelpolaris), Tuesday, January 4, 2011 6:30 PM (5 minutes ago)

― markers, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 23:37 (fourteen years ago) link

No no, with the follow up!

do u ppl have jobs

― heh (kelpolaris), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 10:30 (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

other than your company, what do you think we're avoiding here?

― they fund ph.d studies, don't they? (Lamp), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 10:31 (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Ex Loin Tamer (Trayce), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 23:58 (fourteen years ago) link

:)

― markers, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 23:59 (fourteen years ago) link

lamp on a roll tonite will he make it a hat trick though

― flopson, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 00:00 (fourteen years ago) link

"on a roll"

― markers, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 00:01 (fourteen years ago) link

butthurt on the zing thread is nagl

― flopson, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 00:02 (fourteen years ago) link

u thinking lamp's zings are quality is a nagl doggie

― markers, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 00:03 (fourteen years ago) link

you posted the first one fyi

― flopson, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 00:06 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i51.tinypic.com/2pytfdc.jpg

not because i thought it was good

― markers, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 00:07 (fourteen years ago) link

the secret to marker's diarrhetic posting style finally revealed!

― flopson, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 00:09 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i53.tinypic.com/eslve0.jpg

― markers, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 00:09 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i54.tinypic.com/jpejyb.jpg

― markers, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 00:11 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i56.tinypic.com/23ti877.jpg

― markers, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 00:11 (fourteen years ago) link

do you need a timeout?

― BIG HOOTY aka the Sapperticker (electricsound), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 00:13 (fourteen years ago) link

lets all commit to making our 2011 posts be things we don't even consider to be any good!

― flopson, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 00:13 (fourteen years ago) link

cool bands

― samosa gibreel, Saturday, November 27, 2010 7:08 PM

― markers, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 00:16 (fourteen years ago) link

not because i thought it was good

"i guess i just wanted the attention..."

― s1ocki the tripster (Lamp), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 00:18 (fourteen years ago) link

sb markers in 2010

― flopson, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 00:18 (fourteen years ago) link

*2011

― flopson, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 00:18 (fourteen years ago) link

cool posts

― markers, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 00:19 (fourteen years ago) link

gotta go get some snax now

― markers, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 00:20 (fourteen years ago) link

markers zing police

― max, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 00:31 (fourteen years ago) link

hi flopson!

― old man yells at cloud computing (am0n), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 01:55 (fourteen years ago) link

why do u keep saying that

― zvookster, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 01:58 (fourteen years ago) link

flopsonned

― buzza, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 02:02 (fourteen years ago) link

markers a schtick is one thing, being one-note is just annoying.

― Ex Loin Tamer (Trayce), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 02:54 (fourteen years ago) link

...

― markers, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 02:57 (fourteen years ago) link

^ zing

― Hans Peter Cutlassin' (crüt), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 02:58 (fourteen years ago) link

wait who is flopson?

― plax (ico), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 03:01 (fourteen years ago) link

samosa

― markers, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 03:01 (fourteen years ago) link

Flopson appeared in the Dickens novel Great Expectations. One of Mrs Pocket's maids (along with Millers) who helps control the Pocket's 'tumbled up' children.

― buzza, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 03:06 (fourteen years ago) link

markers, don't you have some soppy 90s rock to jam to?

― mh, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 03:36 (fourteen years ago) link

(ellipsis now, markers!)

― the bear in the bumper car (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 03:40 (fourteen years ago) link

leave markers alone!!!

― =(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 03:50 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.nataliedee.com/030408/guard-your-markers.jpg

― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 5 January 2011 03:50 (fourteen years ago) link

amazing

― markers, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 03:51 (fourteen years ago) link

bring back kshighway

― irish xmas caek, get that marzipan inta ya (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 09:52 (fourteen years ago) link

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo wrote this on thread Ask mittens on board I Love Everything on Jul 27, 2010

ksh is in my FB friends list under his real name (which I will not mention here).

― buzza, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 09:59 (fourteen years ago) link

buzza used to be in my FB friends list under his real name (which I will not mention here).

― gr8080, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 10:02 (fourteen years ago) link

hi gradson

― buzza, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 10:02 (fourteen years ago) link

u should make a youtube of all my fb posts

― buzza, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 10:03 (fourteen years ago) link

markers, don't you have some soppy 90s rock to jam to?

― mh, Wednesday, January 5, 2011 3:36 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

(ellipsis now, markers!)

― the bear in the bumper car (rip van wanko), Wednesday, January 5, 2011 3:40 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark

oh the laughters out loud

― aka the pope (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 13:32 (fourteen years ago) link

wait who is flopson?

― plax (ico), Wednesday, January 5, 2011 3:01 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

samosa

― markers, Wednesday, January 5, 2011 3:01 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark

who is samosa?

― moholy-nagl (history mayne), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 13:43 (fourteen years ago) link

a tasty triangle of spicy meat and veg iirc

― Shanty! Shanti! Shanté! (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 13:51 (fourteen years ago) link

meat in a samosa is rong, as i was once shouted at for contemplating when i was taught to make them

― "jobs" (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 14:17 (fourteen years ago) link

u should make a youtube of all my fb posts

we saved them in a spreadsheet

― nakh get on my lvl (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 17:27 (fourteen years ago) link

you mean a graph

― Aerosol, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 17:28 (fourteen years ago) link

whatever it was we were tracking his login times

― nakh get on my lvl (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 17:31 (fourteen years ago) link

This is the first time I've clicked on this thread. Why does it have 1,039 new answers?

― Mr. Snrub, Thursday, January 6, 2011 11:44 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

1,039 people opening the thread for the first time and trying to find out what it's about

― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, January 6, 2011 11:49 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Johnny Cheever (some dude), Thursday, 6 January 2011 19:58 (fourteen years ago) link

cosmic zing

― enfuque (Matt P), Thursday, 6 January 2011 20:34 (fourteen years ago) link

I am slowly rolling this out but I have some interesting demographic data on the Sound Opinions Message Board user poll. Such as the average age of Arcade Fire voters was 31.16 but 28.07 for Big Boi. http://bit.ly/gblXlJ

― Mitchell Stirling, Thursday, January 6, 2011 5:51 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

where's the interesting data?

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, January 6, 2011 5:52 PM

― markers, Sunday, 9 January 2011 21:15 (fourteen years ago) link

<3

― J0rdan S., Sunday, 9 January 2011 21:34 (fourteen years ago) link

this kinda misses the point exactly, but the whole notion of 'an explicit, provable link' invoked by both sides ITT is to apply a causative framework to the confused, unobtainable interior world of a paranoid schizophrenic. JLL's ~ideas~ are probably a mixture of his own inventions and extreme fringe stuff, none of it likely sourced from fox.

it's the coalescence with mainstream sentiment, not ideas as such, that ought to be the subject of enquiry. there is a lineage of individual dirty harryish right-wing vigilantism that will be intelligible even to someone like JLL. if he perceives a sentiment of extreme disquiet in those around him (fed by palin et al), then it foments his sense of a 'calling'. he is no longer a lone psychotic, but the vanguard of the quiescent masses.

that america sways right for various historical reasons, and has a history of assassinations is exactly why right-wing politicians ought to be extremely careful with inflammatory rhetoric, if only aesthetically cuz it's as ugly as sin. this shit was on the cards.

― deejeuner sur l'herb (nakhchivan), Tuesday, January 11, 2011 5:50 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i dont understand how this is less objectionable than what i was saying -- or rlly difft in any way -- but whatever

― ich bin ein ilxor (deej), Wednesday, January 12, 2011 8:56 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

it's rather more nuanced and better argued than what you were saying but yeah

― deejeuner sur l'herb (nakhchivan), Wednesday, January 12, 2011 8:58 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

― dayo, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 09:31 (thirteen years ago) link

that's an unfair match-up

― legerndrymayne (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 12:15 (thirteen years ago) link

that such a beautiful post

― aka the pope (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 13:30 (thirteen years ago) link

I have about a terabyte of mp3s. About 75 percent of them are organized correctly into folders by Artist/Title. I need to figure something out about what to do with all my loose mp3s, probably a script to organize stuff based on ID3 tags or something.

― John Lennon, Monday, 17 January 2011 19:39 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Well that's depressing.

― The baby boomers have defined everything once and for all (Dorianlynskey), Monday, 17 January 2011 20:34 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― that ought to hold the little SSBs (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 10:21 (thirteen years ago) link

lol

― Young Guns aside, the western is not my favorite genre. (latebloomer), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 11:03 (thirteen years ago) link

J0rdan votes in this?!? damn, it is so much harder being a film critic.

― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, January 19, 2011 1:31 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― domo genesis p-orridge (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 18:41 (thirteen years ago) link

guess u had to be there

― am0n, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 18:44 (thirteen years ago) link

not helping

― *gets the power* (deej), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 19:29 (thirteen years ago) link

I've definitely had sex with less than two people in the past 8 months

― are you there based god? it's me, markers (crüt), Wednesday, January 26, 2011 1:59 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

you see, being gay is awesome.

― tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Wednesday, January 26, 2011 2:07 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

wait, you're gay and promiscuous? I never knew.

― are you there based god? it's me, markers (crüt), Wednesday, January 26, 2011 2:26 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

― based god kwassa kwassa (dayo), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 07:29 (thirteen years ago) link

zoty

― Balls is significantly to the left of Brown (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 08:03 (thirteen years ago) link

boom

― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 26 January 2011 14:38 (thirteen years ago) link

funny, i posted this about a week ago-- now there's a pfork feature on same (prolly coincidence?)

worth a read btw

http://pitchfork.com/news/41186-take-cover-imadlib-medicine-showi

― the new mordant & zingy ilxor persona (ilxor), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 16:20 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

nah ilxor you are the tastemaker pitchfork follow. gonna do an awkward feature about hearing the jazz canon for the first time starting in november where jess harvell comes across a little 1950s equiv of lil-wayne-onion-cover-i-seemingly-can't-find-atm.jpg

― supply 'n d-man (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 16:38 (Yesterday) Bookmark

― nakhchivan, Thursday, 27 January 2011 12:47 (thirteen years ago) link

Thing is, most of my fears of suckage about my musical tastes are not about *musical* tastes at all (in which I am perfectly secure. I like what I like, I feel no pressure to like what I don't like.) but about more political things.

Because my parents were born in South Africa, I have this perpetual fear that I am a racist (because I was told so many times by PC American liberals that all South Africans are racist, therefore we must be racists by extension). And I fear that I cannot get into hip-hop or rap *because* I am a racist. I can actually get into white indie-boy (and girl) rap like the Beastie Boys, or Luscious Jackson, or Beck, but I can't get any further.

I suspect that it is more to do with the *texture* of rap and hip-hop, because I listen to music for texture and harmony, rather than than lyrics or melody. (Lyrics are probably *the* least important thing for me in the enjoyment of music, while they are probably *the* most important element, in fact that defining element, in rap.) When I heaar rap or hip hop that *is* "psychedelic" or textural or "stoner rap", (early De La Soul and Cypress Hill spring to mind as examples) it *does* stick to my ear and make me happy.

But still, I worry. Isn't it the most white, middle class, racist thing in the world, to *worry* about being a racist?

― masonic boom, Friday, 22 June 2001 01:00 (9 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

.......

That was a brave admission, Kate. This board could use more of that kind of thing.

― Mark, Friday, 22 June 2001 01:00 (9 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I fuck chickens.

― Nick, Friday, 22 June 2001 01:00 (9 years ago) Bookmark

― nakhchivan, Thursday, 27 January 2011 13:11 (thirteen years ago) link

guilty lol

― i turned my head n boom I saw that tweet #wow (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 January 2011 13:33 (thirteen years ago) link

hah

― ice cr?m, Thursday, 27 January 2011 14:52 (thirteen years ago) link

Nick otm

― w/no hesitation (mh), Thursday, 27 January 2011 15:00 (thirteen years ago) link

lol went in a way difft direction than i expected given the set up

― tuomascratch beat (deej), Thursday, 27 January 2011 17:26 (thirteen years ago) link

proud lol

― dark link (roxymuzak), Thursday, 27 January 2011 20:07 (thirteen years ago) link

who doesn't fuck chickens, really ...

― sarahel, Thursday, 27 January 2011 20:14 (thirteen years ago) link

that is awesome

― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 27 January 2011 20:21 (thirteen years ago) link

You are a smart person, Brodie

― VegemiteGrrrl, Sunday, 30 January 2011 17:54 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

really thats a first

― brodie, Sunday, 30 January 2011 17:55 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

exactly

― VegemiteGrrrl, Sunday, 30 January 2011 17:57 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― dirty man haw (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 30 January 2011 07:00 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh nice.

― Citizen SNPs (Trayce), Sunday, 30 January 2011 07:06 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

One of the few things we know about this album is that the artwork won't actually be a newspaper, dudes.

― Matt DC, Tuesday, 15 February 2011 23:04 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Yeah it that would be a daft assumption to make about something called a newspaper album that is made of many large sheets of paper and comes in a plastic bag.

― seminal fuiud (NickB), Tuesday, 15 February 2011 23:09 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Most women do not like atheism.(8)(9)(10) (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 15 February 2011 20:14 (thirteen years ago) link

can you guys find another thread to be old and boring on

― gr8080, Thursday, 17 February 2011 05:57 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

sorry. i'll let you get back to being young and fabulous.

― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 17 February 2011 05:58 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Most women do not like atheism.(8)(9)(10) (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 21:41 (thirteen years ago) link

^^last two posts not zings

first at best is context-dependent, second is self-clowning

― ☠ (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 21:43 (thirteen years ago) link

THIS IS THE lol WHERE WE SUM UP ILX excelsiors SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO READ THEM

― nulty dread (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 21:45 (thirteen years ago) link

feel like this thread has lost its way in the post-sb world

― it made me wish batman had written an article on mfas (Edward III), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 21:46 (thirteen years ago) link

in a world without zings

― ☠ (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 21:47 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VRZq3J0uz4

― a professional climbing axe is a rich man's toy (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 22:02 (thirteen years ago) link

second is self-clowning

self-clowning is my one-trick pony act (well, i can be very mean, too, but that's NAGL for me).

― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 16 February 2011 22:03 (thirteen years ago) link

sorry, since gr80 saw the Bieber movie 'young & fabulous' is a zing

― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 22:13 (thirteen years ago) link

lol!

― ☠ (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 22:20 (thirteen years ago) link

well it's settled

― kl0p's son (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 23:03 (thirteen years ago) link

ty, ty.

― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 16 February 2011 23:05 (thirteen years ago) link

thread police, board lawyers, zing court of appeal

― Achillean Heel (darraghmac), Thursday, 17 February 2011 09:33 (thirteen years ago) link

checks and balances

― gr8080, Thursday, 17 February 2011 09:49 (thirteen years ago) link

accused died of boredom

― egregious fannydangling (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 17 February 2011 09:50 (thirteen years ago) link

Sure, big cities will still have independent shops and there will always be a market for "rare book" places, but people living in Bumfuck, Idaho aren't going to have any bookstores.

― rendezvous then i'm through with HOOS (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, February 17, 2011 4:56 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

that's what you get for living in a town called "bumfuck"

― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, February 17, 2011 4:57 PM

― Rich Lolwry (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 17 February 2011 22:00 (thirteen years ago) link

i think i can definitively state as the author of that post that that was not a zing

― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 17 February 2011 22:19 (thirteen years ago) link

I actually want to live in Bumfuck Idaho

― dysfunctional e-penis (van smack), Thursday, 17 February 2011 22:23 (thirteen years ago) link

it's surprisingly liberal

― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 17 February 2011 22:27 (thirteen years ago) link

beats fucking a live bum in idaho
/dad joke

― Let the Light Come in From the Dark, Superman (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 17 February 2011 22:27 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.intruderalert.com/cafe/avatars/1-83JPEG.jpeg

― Rich Lolwry (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 17 February 2011 22:31 (thirteen years ago) link

GOOD LORD WHAT IS THAT?

― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 17 February 2011 22:39 (thirteen years ago) link

cant unsee

― ☠ (roxymuzak), Thursday, 17 February 2011 22:39 (thirteen years ago) link

sb alf

― harlan, Thursday, 17 February 2011 22:41 (thirteen years ago) link

bumfuck

About 98,200 results (0.23 seconds)

― Rich Lolwry (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 17 February 2011 22:42 (thirteen years ago) link

for a second i thought 98,200 was Bumfuck, ID's population and i was like damn not too shabby

― gr8080, Friday, 18 February 2011 00:31 (thirteen years ago) link

meanwhile i thought, "There are 98,200 unique results from fucking someone in the ass?"

― sarahel, Friday, 18 February 2011 00:34 (thirteen years ago) link

ya i know seems a bit thin

― flopson, Friday, 18 February 2011 00:35 (thirteen years ago) link

98,200 unique bumfuckings, each one a snowflake

― ice cr?m, Friday, 18 February 2011 00:35 (thirteen years ago) link

I can't go into HiFi after seeing so many great shows when it was Brownies.

― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, February 21, 2011 11:40 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Ha, I remember when the sign still said The Crow's Nest and it was only afterhours

― Matching Poll: The Soft Machine Mole (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, February 22, 2011 12:46 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

before that it was what a deli or something

― communist kickball (m coleman), Tuesday, February 22, 2011 1:18 AM (43 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i used to hang out there when it was a teepee

― ice cr?m, Tuesday, February 22, 2011 1:20 AM (41 minutes ago) Bookmark

― communist kickball (m coleman), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 02:03 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah, everybody over 40 sucks, just like contemporary NY nightlife

― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 18:23 (thirteen years ago) link

i remember it were all creamfields round here

― Achillean Heel (darraghmac), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 18:25 (thirteen years ago) link

this was a pizza hut, now it's all covered with daisies.

― Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 22 February 2011 18:28 (thirteen years ago) link

a combination pizza hut and taco bell

― sarahel, Tuesday, 22 February 2011 18:29 (thirteen years ago) link

morbs that's not the joke!!

― ☠ (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 20:22 (thirteen years ago) link

Flipper are the Pavement of early Eighties hardcore. Black Flag are the Smashing Pumpkins of early Eighties hardcre. And, the Bad Brains are the...er...uhm...the Living Color of early Eighties hardcore(?). (Voted for the Flips.)

― Idgi Pop (KMS), Tuesday, February 22, 2011 2:53 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

Ginn was like the Albert Ayler of hardcore guitar.

― Idgi Pop (KMS), Tuesday, February 22, 2011 4:41 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ur like the Meatloaf of making band comparisons

― am0n, Tuesday, February 22, 2011 4:45 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

― it made me wish batman had written an article on mfas (Edward III), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 21:50 (thirteen years ago) link

lol

― pop the s1ock (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 21:52 (thirteen years ago) link

am0n is the god

― pop the s1ock (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 21:52 (thirteen years ago) link

y

― ENBB, Tuesday, 22 February 2011 21:52 (thirteen years ago) link

XD

― kl0p's son (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 22:15 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i780.photobucket.com/albums/yy83/loucontois/gifs/clap2d.gif

― http://tinyurl.com/lil-shits (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 22:25 (thirteen years ago) link

simply am0nzing

― bnw, Tuesday, 22 February 2011 23:05 (thirteen years ago) link

have never understood why anyone on this board gives two fucks about Zizek.

i find his writing really interesting + provocative and i took him in grad school

― Mordy, Wednesday, February 23, 2011 11:39 AM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ah. academia. that explains it.

― ice cr?m's world of female people (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, February 23, 2011 11:55 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i took him in grad school

Must have been quite an experience.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, February 23, 2011 11:56 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Elegant Bitch (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 16:59 (thirteen years ago) link

@ tam tam

panem et circenses

― they call him (remy bean), Friday, February 25, 2011 5:30 PM

thanks for making me google that latin crap, would it really have been harder to just write in english

― ℳℴℯ 　❤＼(◕‿◕✿ (Princess TamTam), Friday, February 25, 2011 5:33 PM

― harlan, Friday, 25 February 2011 19:47 (thirteen years ago) link

casablanca is so goddamn contrived. i cannot for a moment believe in any of the stories - there's no romantic chemistry for a start and the lines are glibly tossed-off. 'here's looking at you kid' is almost physically painful by the 3rd time. the whole thing's a lumpen and completely alienating experience for me - only the actor who plays Louis has me in any way convinced

THAHN is otoh genius and the most fun you can have in a cinema and bogart/bacall are juuuuuust the best and YAY and 'what are you trying to do, guess her weight' is better than all of casablanca's lines put together

― acoleuthic, Friday, 25 February 2011 23:16 (Yesterday) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48rz8udZBmQ

― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 25 February 2011 23:28 (Yesterday)

― unusually tight body for a comedian (Matt P), Saturday, 26 February 2011 00:31 (thirteen years ago) link

Ah there's a youtube for every occasion.

― gnarly gnarlingtons in my life (Trayce), Saturday, 26 February 2011 00:36 (thirteen years ago) link

tbh i hate casablanca too

― ☠ (roxymuzak), Saturday, 26 February 2011 00:40 (thirteen years ago) link

for a second i thought 98,200 was Bumfuck, ID's population and i was like damn not too shabby

This would make it the second biggest city in Idaho!

― wizards of wonder are the keepers of knowledge (Abbbottt), Saturday, 26 February 2011 00:42 (thirteen years ago) link

im just posting here so nobody posts the youtube of 'frankly my dear....'

― nakhchivan, Saturday, 26 February 2011 00:45 (thirteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

since when does "L" mean marijuana cigarette?

― ilxor you've listened to one odd future album once (ilxor), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 15:54 (40 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

since before you gave up the shins and started liking rap

― Bleeqwot the Chef (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 15:56 (38 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― just sayin, Tuesday, 22 March 2011 16:37 (thirteen years ago) link

ICE COLD

http://sbm-k4g.wbs.cz/og_loc.jpg

― a SB-in' artist that been in the game for a minute (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 16:38 (thirteen years ago) link

you can still smell the ozone after that one

― I just want to give a shout-out to Buzzy Beetles (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 16:40 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i54.tinypic.com/wbvxx5.gif

― kl0p's son (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 17:46 (thirteen years ago) link

the L will change your life

― I just want to give a shout-out to Buzzy Beetles (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 18:08 (thirteen years ago) link

hah nice

― van smack, Tuesday, 22 March 2011 22:22 (thirteen years ago) link

who are the perpetrators do you think!

― max, Wednesday, March 23, 2011 12:35 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

max, I rather not say because I might be trying to get a job with the perpetrators ;)

― U2 the musical by Spiderman (CaptainLorax), Wednesday, March 23, 2011 12:42 PM (26 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Walgreen's did it?

― Looking Man (Abbbottt), Wednesday, March 23, 2011 12:42 PM (10 seconds ago) Bookmark

― dayo, Wednesday, 23 March 2011 04:43 (thirteen years ago) link

hahahahahaha

― gr8080, Wednesday, 23 March 2011 04:47 (thirteen years ago) link

these last two zings are real zings

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 23 March 2011 04:47 (thirteen years ago) link

it dont mean a thing if it aint got that zing

― gr8080, Wednesday, 23 March 2011 04:49 (thirteen years ago) link

damn abbott

― wavy g. wavegarten (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 23 March 2011 05:57 (thirteen years ago) link

zing of the year candidate

― iatee, Wednesday, 23 March 2011 05:58 (thirteen years ago) link

imagine how many albums you could review in a year on twitter if you stopped giving a fuck about how other people post on ilx

― broke my o_O face o_O (jjjusten), Friday, April 1, 2011 8:17 PM (15 minutes ago)

-played out 140 reference
-vicarious mod butthurting
-implicitly defended ilxor

2/10

― kl0p's son (k3vin k.), Saturday, 2 April 2011 00:34 (thirteen years ago) link

don't forget totally hypocritical

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 2 April 2011 00:40 (thirteen years ago) link

wait, are you actually giving numerical ratings to zings?

― sarahel, Saturday, 2 April 2011 00:49 (thirteen years ago) link

1000TimesZinged

― dayo, Saturday, 2 April 2011 00:50 (thirteen years ago) link

wait, are you actually giving numerical ratings to zings?

- sort of obvious
- still p shaming
- note of incredulity registers perfect amount of disgust

6/10

― RANDY BEAMAN ANAGRAM (Lamp), Saturday, 2 April 2011 00:51 (thirteen years ago) link

like are you gonna poll them next?

― sarahel, Saturday, 2 April 2011 00:52 (thirteen years ago) link

[edited slightly to give hoos' masterful closing line the emphasis it deserves]

alright like i swore there was a weird al parody of "mambo #5" called "combo #5" about fast food & what not so i went to youtube & looked it up but there was only this very racist chinese version that was very obviously not weird al so now i think i imagined the whole weird al fast food thing

― J0rdan S., Saturday, 2 April 2011 05:04 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yeah, we learned that when you liveblogged your brain shutting down

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 2 April 2011 05:07 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i just wanted to clear the air

― J0rdan S., Saturday, 2 April 2011 05:08 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

the best part is honestly how long it took to realize a racist youtube wasn't weird al yankovic

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 2 April 2011 05:08 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

less than one minute?

― J0rdan S., Saturday, 2 April 2011 05:09 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

anything less than like 5 seconds is legally retarded

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 2 April 2011 05:10 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

you made a dog photo book

― J0rdan S., Saturday, 2 April 2011 05:11 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I can't wait for you to look at it for two minutes wondering if it's War & Peace or not

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 2 April 2011 05:12 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i can't wait for joe mande to sue you for intellectual property theft

― J0rdan S., Saturday, 2 April 2011 05:13 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i can't wait for Vice Magazine to sue Joe Mande for intellectual property theft and for you to grow your first pube

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 2 April 2011 05:15 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

me 2 actually

― J0rdan S., Saturday, 2 April 2011 05:15 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

What thread should we ruin next?

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 2 April 2011 05:16 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this is the last one on the list, isn't it

― Godspeed HOOS! Black Steendriver (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 2 April 2011 05:17 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― smart mouse (stevie), Saturday, 2 April 2011 08:27 (thirteen years ago) link

aw dudes

― kl0p's son (k3vin k.), Saturday, 2 April 2011 16:04 (thirteen years ago) link

where do you write ilxor

― flopson, Monday, April 4, 2011 2:16 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

all over this fucking message board

― J0rdan S., Monday, April 4, 2011 2:19 AM (10 hours ago)

― k3vin k., Monday, 4 April 2011 16:50 (thirteen years ago) link

ilxor is smarter and more interesting than you

― bamcquern, Monday, 4 April 2011 16:51 (thirteen years ago) link

your posts are 'interesting' too dude

― k3vin k., Monday, 4 April 2011 16:52 (thirteen years ago) link

don't have a hard on for ilxor, though

― bamcquern, Monday, 4 April 2011 16:56 (thirteen years ago) link

bam, this thread is for zings

― ban drake (the rapper) (max), Monday, 4 April 2011 17:09 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah. moderately deep breath.

― bamcquern, Monday, 4 April 2011 17:11 (thirteen years ago) link

i like ilxor a lot you guys, i was just hard zinging

― J0rdan S., Monday, 4 April 2011 17:36 (thirteen years ago) link

Yes. Even in gay-hipster world - which for obv reasons should be even more intensely uniform - you get guys in wifebeaters + flannel shirts with fop-tops and five day growth hanging out with shiny-point-shoes bryl-creamed little princes hanging out with tanned tennis-ready preppy types and these are all clearly within the venn diagram "gay hipster" but on any other sensible reading ought to have nothing to do with one another.

― Tim F, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 00:49 (36 minutes ago) Bookmark

yeah it's like, how can you possibly generalise tracks that simultaneously feature grime whine, baltimore breaks, egregious r&b samples, chillwave synths and cowbell. there must be all manner of fascinating nuances at play.

― r|t|c, Monday, April 4, 2011 5:44 PM Bookmark

― banjee trillness (The Reverend), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 01:22 (thirteen years ago) link

Don't rate the player rate the gayme.

― did you notice "you spin me round" was playing in the background? (snoball), Friday, 8 April 2011 19:13 (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

"classic snoball!"
-nobody

― J0rdan S., Friday, 8 April 2011 19:15 (12 minutes ago) Bookmark

― popular gay automobile (a hoy hoy), Friday, 8 April 2011 18:28 (thirteen years ago) link

unfair

― Republicans voiced concern about young pages hearing the word uterus (stevie), Saturday, 9 April 2011 09:07 (thirteen years ago) link

tbh, that was classic snoball

― the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Saturday, 9 April 2011 09:20 (thirteen years ago) link

"classic J0rdan"
-absolutely clean glasses

― The Dunkster (absolutely clean glasses), Saturday, 9 April 2011 09:27 (thirteen years ago) link

classic british dry humour

― the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Saturday, 9 April 2011 09:29 (thirteen years ago) link

More books than movies, I think, but "The (noun's) (female relative)" titles make me nuts.

― phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Sunday, April 17, 2011 4:44 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark

i'm trying to figure out what this is referring to. the table's aunt? the elephant's grandmother?

― steendriving is very bad - but I got a fake ID though! (some dude), Sunday, April 17, 2011 10:01 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

The Preacher's Wife, I think.

― reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Sunday, April 17, 2011 10:11 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

The Butcher's Wife
The Doctor's Wife
The Memory Keeper's Daughter
The HVAC Technician's Niece

Okay, I made the last one up.

xp yes, like that

― phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Sunday, April 17, 2011 10:14 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

The Time Traveler's Wife

― reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Sunday, April 17, 2011 10:15 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

the fishmonger's daughter

― the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Sunday, April 17, 2011 10:20 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Heading towards Viz annual territory.

― grill 'em bake 'em fry 'em burn 'em (snoball), Sunday, April 17, 2011 10:23 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― caek, Sunday, 17 April 2011 23:47 (thirteen years ago) link

p much a viz joke tbf

― i've got blingees on my fisters (darraghmac), Monday, 18 April 2011 03:31 (thirteen years ago) link

As for Christine McVie, she didn’t really come up with anything too compelling for the record, which is strange since she is otherwise the group’s most reliable hit maker.

wtf perpetua

― mizzell, Wednesday, 20 April 2011 09:38 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/58/186370762_2e5890a323_b.jpg

― it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 09:44 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

o man why is he writing abt fleetwood mac

― just sayin, Wednesday, 20 April 2011 09:46 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

...

yeah wtf @ that. can you believe this guy writes for rolling stone now

― just sayin, Wednesday, 20 April 2011 10:13 (46 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

kind of

― tylerw, Wednesday, 20 April 2011 10:14 (45 minutes ago) Bookmark

― dearth of the hipster (Lamp), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 16:01 (thirteen years ago) link

zing or truth drop?

― calling planet smurf (sunny successor), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 22:38 (thirteen years ago) link

truth plop

― motivatedgirl (Matt P), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 22:40 (thirteen years ago) link

That's a pretty badass kitchen, the stove looks commercial-grade.

― mh, Wednesday, 20 April 2011 23:14 (thirteen years ago) link

It's gotta be commercial-grade, just look at that belly

― last updated 2 minutes ago by 1 minute ago (van smack), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 23:34 (thirteen years ago) link

lazy zing thread

― geeks, dweebs, nerds & lames (D-40), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:05 (thirteen years ago) link

Fluxblog is an MP3 blog created and updated by Matthew Perpetua. Perpetua was born in 1980 and began to eat chicken nuggets at the end of that year.

― beyond custos (absolutely clean glasses), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:07 (thirteen years ago) link

dying @ truth plop

― flopson, Thursday, 21 April 2011 18:02 (thirteen years ago) link

tbh i've never understood why people love goodfellas so much. it verges on self-parody, it's sooo corny, the soundtrack is oppressive...everything is overly telegraphed

no one likes new york, new york?

― dell (del), Monday, May 2, 2011 5:46 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

that's a nice one-two punch of opinions there

― cum dude (Princess TamTam), Monday, May 2, 2011 5:54 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

― lloyd banks knew my father (history mayne), Monday, 2 May 2011 18:36 (thirteen years ago) link

im here im here what do u want

― brodie, Friday, 6 May 2011 07:44 (7 minutes ago) Permalink

the opposite.

― estela, Friday, 6 May 2011 07:50 (2 minutes ago)

― markers, Friday, 6 May 2011 07:53 (thirteen years ago) link

<3

― 3.5" flopson (The Reverend), Friday, 6 May 2011 08:13 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY

― markers, Tuesday, May 17, 2011 7:11 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

its a real mystery why you keep ending up spending saturday nights alone

― haha (Lamp), Tuesday, May 17, 2011 7:13 PM (1 minute ago)

― markers, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 23:15 (thirteen years ago) link

great culture we have here, ilx!

― markers, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 23:15 (thirteen years ago) link

i don't know what i think about

3. if ilx hadn't turned into a primary school yard full of bullies and favouritism, we wouldn't be worrying about this

which the anon mod wrote ADMIN LOG WATCH

but i do think this bullying people shit has gone too far

― markers, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 23:18 (thirteen years ago) link

or maybe you're just annoying and should have a time-out

― hippy borthday, free wings for u (Matt P), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 23:20 (thirteen years ago) link

xp how can you even say that? your constant posting of that image is as bullying as anything you get in return. people try to joke with you about it to let you know they'd rather you stop, you straight don't give a shit; whiney thinks it's funny, so you'll post it until Christ returns to Earth. nobody's bullying you; people are responding as best they can to a guy who has let them know in no uncertain terms that he hopes he is irritating them.

― w of in the attic (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 23:20 (thirteen years ago) link

how is it fucking bullying, it's a joke

― markers, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 23:21 (thirteen years ago) link

it's a meme i made and i like, sorry you don't like it but some people do, and i'm not going to change everything about myself just because a couple people complain, and i wouldn't recommend that anyone does that

also, i'm not really going to listen to ppl when they've attacked me a bunch of times for dumb reasons, like you

― markers, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 23:22 (thirteen years ago) link

i think that may have been what lamp was getting at, people don't like to hang out with someone who makes the same totally lame joke over and over again, online or irl. letting that person know isn't bullying, it's an invitation to change for the better! xp

― hippy borthday, free wings for u (Matt P), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 23:24 (thirteen years ago) link

hey markers i like you, don't think i ever gave you any shit or anything

the youtube thing? it's a real pain. just sayin.

― Britain, the 51sb State (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 23:25 (thirteen years ago) link

i thought it was funny the first 450 times

― the whole of the goon (the whole of the moon is a famous song) (history mayne), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 23:25 (thirteen years ago) link

xp then you have no complaint coming if people zing really hard, since you have expressed total disregard for their ongoing complaints. it's not a "meme you made." it's a thing you do with full awareness that it pisses a bunch of people off. you have literally no right to complain if people zing you hard, Lamp brought about 1/3 the full brutality we all know Lamp has ready access to

can't believe I'm even responding to a post that asserts that not making the same joke over & over would amount to "changing everything about yourself"

― w of in the attic (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 23:25 (thirteen years ago) link

lamp is an idiot, and what you're saying is pointless

― markers, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 23:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Whats the joke idgi

― D-40, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 23:27 (thirteen years ago) link

no horse in this race, but there doesn't seem to be any bullying in markers' endless posting of that video i have yet to watch, or in ilxor's doing that other thing he does all the time (being ilxor)

― contenderizer, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 23:27 (thirteen years ago) link

i can't believe it was whiney of all people holding this mad colony together

― Britain, the 51sb State (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 23:28 (thirteen years ago) link

the guy who posts the same blink-182 video to ilx 5-10 times a day is calling one poster an idiot & telling another one that what he's saying is pointless

http://www.tyrolis.com/images/18014-2.jpg

― w of in the attic (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 23:29 (thirteen years ago) link

it's totally cool when people say RIP every time ppl get banned, but it's not cool for me to post that video, right

― markers, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 23:29 (thirteen years ago) link

hey aerosmith, i haven't done anything to you, leave me alone

― markers, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 23:29 (thirteen years ago) link

i don't care that you dislike me, just leave me alone

― markers, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 23:29 (thirteen years ago) link

zing!

― contenderizer, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 23:30 (thirteen years ago) link

it's totally cool when people say RIP every time ppl get banned, but it's not cool for me to post that video, right

― markers, Wednesday, May 18, 2011 12:29 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

you post it when people go to lunch

― the whole of the goon (the whole of the moon is a famous song) (history mayne), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 23:30 (thirteen years ago) link

alright, i'll stop

― markers, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 23:31 (thirteen years ago) link

Hurt feelings itt

― D-40, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 23:32 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY&feature=player_embedded

― contenderizer, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 23:33 (thirteen years ago) link

u asshole

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 23:33 (thirteen years ago) link

okay lol

― I HAVE ISSUES (DJP), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 23:33 (thirteen years ago) link

xxpost <3 u

― markers, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 23:33 (thirteen years ago) link

does the youtube thing really bug people that much? why? is markers posting it on non-meta threads or something?

― ban drake (the rapper) (max), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 23:33 (thirteen years ago) link

lol

― Britain, the 51sb State (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 23:34 (thirteen years ago) link

It's the way that guy's (I can't remember which one he is)stupid mug is frozen. It makes me irrationally angry. It's not the repeated posting. It's that freakin' pic.

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 23:35 (thirteen years ago) link

^^^ otm

― w of in the attic (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 23:35 (thirteen years ago) link

he has got a terrible face.

― estela, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 23:35 (thirteen years ago) link

finally something on which all of ILX can agree

― I HAVE ISSUES (DJP), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 23:36 (thirteen years ago) link

lol

― markers, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 23:37 (thirteen years ago) link

usually i can kind of see why stuff annoys ppl but its like... is the scroll button on your mouse broken or something? the video doesnt autoplay or anything does it? yall are being really serious.gif about it

― ban drake (the rapper) (max), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 23:37 (thirteen years ago) link

markers fwiw i didnt really even notice you posted that video a lot until today, so i dont really give a shit, keep bein u

― ban drake (the rapper) (max), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 23:37 (thirteen years ago) link

fyi images off would have solved this entire problem without needing to be nasty about it

― I HAVE ISSUES (DJP), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 23:39 (thirteen years ago) link

he looks like someone who would bang on your window when he was drunk and say he just wants to talk to you for a minute.

― estela, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 23:41 (thirteen years ago) link

markers fwiw i didnt really even notice you posted that video a lot until today, so i dont really give a shit, keep bein u

― ban drake (the rapper) (max), Tuesday, May 17, 2011 7:37 PM (4 minutes ago)

<3

― markers, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 23:42 (thirteen years ago) link

then he'd drop his bike on your gravel driveway and make soft little sobbing grunting retrieval noises.

― estela, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 23:43 (thirteen years ago) link

lol

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 23:44 (thirteen years ago) link

if you did agree to talk to him for a minute his opening salvo would be a query about why do you have to be such a bitch all the time.

― estela, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 23:44 (thirteen years ago) link

hahaha estela

― markers, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 23:45 (thirteen years ago) link

Can't wait until markers gets sb'ed for obvious reasons.

― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 23:45 (thirteen years ago) link

:-p

― markers, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 23:46 (thirteen years ago) link

i dont have a dog in this fight but:

it's a meme i made and i like, sorry you don't like it but some people do, and i'm not going to change everything about myself just because a couple people complain, and i wouldn't recommend that anyone does that

also, i'm not really going to listen to ppl when they've attacked me a bunch of times for dumb reasons, like you

― markers, Tuesday, May 17, 2011 7:22 PM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark

lmao sorry but this is killing me... no no you dont understand, its a meme that i made!!

― anime hitler, the futanari führer (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 23:49 (thirteen years ago) link

meme myself & i

― scott seward, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 23:50 (thirteen years ago) link

hey markers i like you, don't think i ever gave you any shit or anything

the youtube thing? it's a real pain. just sayin.

― Britain, the 51sb State (darraghmac), Tuesday, May 17, 2011 7:25 PM (25 minutes ago)

ty 4 this btw <3

― markers, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 23:51 (thirteen years ago) link

i just want everyone to get along is all

― Britain, the 51sb State (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 23:53 (thirteen years ago) link

max otm, aero stop bein' a dick (TM)

― its realy sad he was a drowner (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 23:53 (thirteen years ago) link

kev - I think it's become p clear that Tom Delonge's face is too annoying for most ppl to see this often. No need for anyone to be a dick about it but, as I tried to say earlier, I think cooling it with the youtube might be a good idea.

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 23:56 (thirteen years ago) link

this is what http://c0848462.cdn.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/3d93bd2c4f3f1b33c02182fd0f20476f.png autoreplace was invented for, tbh

― contenderizer, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 00:01 (thirteen years ago) link

^ well, that too (apparently)

― contenderizer, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 00:02 (thirteen years ago) link

markers you have pretty much turned the 'boring saturday night' thread into 'weekly markers pity party' so if lamp's zing deserves criticism it's only that it was too easy. but hey... the fact that it took so long for ilx to jump on you for posting the same video on 100 threads probably means that people sorta like you.

― iatee, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 00:09 (thirteen years ago) link

i was never ever ever asking for pity on that thread

― markers, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 00:10 (thirteen years ago) link

i just bumped it all the time because i felt like it

― markers, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 00:10 (thirteen years ago) link

getting too harsh on markers now tbh shit's just settlin down too

― Britain, the 51sb State (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 00:11 (thirteen years ago) link

i keep most irl stuff off the board

― markers, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 00:11 (thirteen years ago) link

Let's not turn this into a Markers pile on, ok?

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 00:12 (thirteen years ago) link

i like markers and i've never thought of him as self-piteous on saturday nights, mainly he seems quite lazy and hungry which is not a criticism.

― estela, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 00:19 (thirteen years ago) link

it always was when my dad aimed it

― Britain, the 51sb State (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 00:19 (thirteen years ago) link

Most of my favorite people (and certain flat-faced woofers come to think of it) are pretty lazy and hungry.

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 00:20 (thirteen years ago) link

xxpost loooool estela <3

― markers, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 00:20 (thirteen years ago) link

i love the ksh blink vid meme. it is the tom delonge ridic face pic that makes it.

― popular gay automobile (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 00:21 (thirteen years ago) link

http://c0848462.cdn.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/3d93bd2c4f3f1b33c02182fd0f20476f.png http://c0848462.cdn.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/3d93bd2c4f3f1b33c02182fd0f20476f.png http://c0848462.cdn.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/3d93bd2c4f3f1b33c02182fd0f20476f.png http://c0848462.cdn.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/3d93bd2c4f3f1b33c02182fd0f20476f.png http://c0848462.cdn.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/3d93bd2c4f3f1b33c02182fd0f20476f.png
http://c0848462.cdn.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/3d93bd2c4f3f1b33c02182fd0f20476f.png http://c0848462.cdn.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/3d93bd2c4f3f1b33c02182fd0f20476f.png http://c0848462.cdn.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/3d93bd2c4f3f1b33c02182fd0f20476f.png http://c0848462.cdn.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/3d93bd2c4f3f1b33c02182fd0f20476f.png http://c0848462.cdn.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/3d93bd2c4f3f1b33c02182fd0f20476f.png

― contenderizer, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 00:21 (thirteen years ago) link

they're all the same!

― contenderizer, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 00:21 (thirteen years ago) link

xxpost <3

― markers, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 00:22 (thirteen years ago) link

markers, please close this thread and get something to eat.

― ginny thomas and tonic (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 00:24 (thirteen years ago) link

markers you've been posting that video for far too delonge now

― del griffith, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 00:26 (thirteen years ago) link

the first 182 or so times i blinked and missed it.

― estela, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 00:28 (thirteen years ago) link

oh lord

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 00:29 (thirteen years ago) link

hahahaha

― markers, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 00:29 (thirteen years ago) link

it's easy to miss all the small things estela

― THAT'S LIGHTWEIGHT DICKERY (dayo), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 00:29 (thirteen years ago) link

FREE MARKERS

continue posting your meme w/ reckless abandon imo

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 18 May 2011 00:29 (thirteen years ago) link

i think the endless repetitive posting of the blink 182 video by the same poster is hilarious in and of itself, mostly because of the facial expression its frozen on, but the way ppl are actively posting about how worked up it makes them makes it 1000 times funnier, no shit-stir

max: otm

markers: never change

ilx: deal with it

i'm gr8080 and i approve this post

― gr8080, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 00:30 (thirteen years ago) link

<3 both of u

― markers, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 00:30 (thirteen years ago) link

markers, people laugh when you post that video because they know other people are hitting sb and they can't believe you keep doing it. I mean, I'm pretty incredulous about it!

― mh, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 00:31 (thirteen years ago) link

estela why don't we see you in the cryptic crossword thread because i mean

― Britain, the 51sb State (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 00:32 (thirteen years ago) link

it's just childish to keep reposting it like that. i mean, markers, what's your age again?

― del griffith, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 00:32 (thirteen years ago) link

no shit-stir my ass

you live to shit-stir but pretend that you don't

it's, you know, your thing

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 00:32 (thirteen years ago) link

x-post to Grady

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 00:32 (thirteen years ago) link

the state of markers hatred is enough to give someone an enema.

― popular gay automobile (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 00:33 (thirteen years ago) link

nobody likes u when ur 23 ;_;

― markers, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 00:34 (thirteen years ago) link

awwwww

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 00:34 (thirteen years ago) link

^ quality content being brought already, see

― Britain, the 51sb State (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 00:35 (thirteen years ago) link

People sb someone for being one-note? if everyone did that no one here would be left.

― The man who mistook his life for a FAP (Trayce), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 00:35 (thirteen years ago) link

most of at least change our wording, he's just posting the same video

― mh, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 00:36 (thirteen years ago) link

most w of at least change our wording, I think you mean

― w of in the attic (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 00:41 (thirteen years ago) link

no shit-stir my ass

you live to shit-stir but pretend that you don't

it's, you know, your thing

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Tuesday, May 17, 2011 2:32 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

cool to know that this is my new ilx stereotype!! gonna miss being living-in-paradise-awesome-life-guy ;_:

― gr8080, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 00:42 (thirteen years ago) link

perhaps I did

leaving out entire parts of sentences, look what this has made me do?

gr80 you are like a shit-stirring ninja

― mh, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 00:42 (thirteen years ago) link

most of at least change our wording, he's just posting the same video

― mh, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 00:36 (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

most w of at least change our wording, I think you mean

― w of in the attic (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned),

has set my brain itching for some reason

― Britain, the 51sb State (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 00:45 (thirteen years ago) link

"w of" is a meme

― markers, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 00:47 (thirteen years ago) link

i hate to remind you guys but this is the zing thread. i come for the zings. if you are gonna insult each other could you at least make it a little zingier. estela can help you out if you need pointers.

― scott seward, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 00:47 (thirteen years ago) link

something something old guy who likes vinyl complains at cloud something something.

― popular gay automobile (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 00:54 (thirteen years ago) link

lol

― markers, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 00:54 (thirteen years ago) link

grady, you are fronting if you get offended by anyone calling you a shit-stirrer, because you have a skill

― mh, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 00:55 (thirteen years ago) link

fine, but i would still think this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY
was hilarious even if no one ever said a word about it ever

― gr8080, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 00:58 (thirteen years ago) link

http://twitter.com/#!/WhineyArea51/statuses/70650796232019968

― ban drake (the rapper) (max), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 00:58 (thirteen years ago) link

thanks for hte link max but we all lol'd at that already in the whiney thread

― THAT'S LIGHTWEIGHT DICKERY (dayo), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 00:59 (thirteen years ago) link

"w of" is a meme

― markers, Tuesday, May 17, 2011 5:47 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark

ty markers. for the uninitiated, whiney coined it several years ago, and it relates (somehow) to the submersion of the raven-haired.

― contenderizer, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 01:04 (thirteen years ago) link

having read all recent posts:

i already have images off, still think its sub-'troll ilx by posting first in every thread' but we all need a gimmick so w/e, also the whole thing wld probably be funnier if it was someone i thought 'got it' as it is its kinda like applauding a talking dog

ive probably gotten too sour so dont listen to me, i cld also stand 2 post less idk

― haha (Lamp), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 01:09 (thirteen years ago) link

wd totally applaud a talking dog

― contenderizer, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 01:11 (thirteen years ago) link

i miss whiney too when you sd mean things to him he didnt need to cry all over two threads abt it

― haha (Lamp), Wednesday, May 18, 2011 1:03 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

on the one hand i wish no ill to markers, i like the dude v much, and on the other hand the statement is factually inaccurate wrt wgw, but you have to appreciate the handiwork here.

― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 01:11 (thirteen years ago) link

markers is the highway guy, right? i might have that wrong. lamp. lamp. lamp. if you say lamp out loud a lot it sounds really weird.

― scott seward, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 01:13 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah, he is and yes, it does

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 01:21 (thirteen years ago) link

lamp backwards is "palm." As in:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-TNUAaq0kUeY/TaxF477aCRI/AAAAAAAAAeg/EZfbLIZi5fY/s1600/pope_face_palm.jpg

― ginny thomas and tonic (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 01:24 (thirteen years ago) link

on the one hand i wish no ill to markers, i like the dude v much

<3

― markers, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 01:31 (thirteen years ago) link

there's little in life that's more tragic than flagging yr own pwnage to prove that you're cool with being pwned

― taking ilxers out with a flurry of butthurt (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 01:32 (thirteen years ago) link

top tip

― taking ilxers out with a flurry of butthurt (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 01:32 (thirteen years ago) link

ah but be the same token there's no sense feeling the double sting of the zing and the reposting of the thing

― ♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 01:33 (thirteen years ago) link

the zing's the ting by which we'll catch the sting

― taking ilxers out with a flurry of butthurt (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 01:34 (thirteen years ago) link

markers, you are a good guy. more long posts and fewer videos, please :)

― mh, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 01:42 (thirteen years ago) link

*salutes you*

― markers, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 01:43 (thirteen years ago) link

markers: you've earned the right to post how ever you like

― http://tinyurl.com/miss-you-182 (gr8080), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 01:45 (thirteen years ago) link

but you've also gained the wisdom to change -_-

― ♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 01:47 (thirteen years ago) link

xp thanks homie

― markers, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 01:48 (thirteen years ago) link

the Miss You video is just a byproduct of the current ban-happy-culture on ILX

you made your bed, ILX, now you have to scroll through it

― http://tinyurl.com/miss-you-182 (gr8080), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 01:49 (thirteen years ago) link

(finest, tbh)

― markers, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 01:49 (thirteen years ago) link

* hugz *

― mh, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 02:35 (thirteen years ago) link

i hate to remind you guys but this is the zing thread. i come for the zings. if you are gonna insult each other could you at least make it a little zingier. estela can help you out if you need pointers.

― scott seward, Wednesday, May 18, 2011 1:47 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

something something old guy who likes vinyl complains at cloud something something.

― popular gay automobile (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, May 18, 2011 1:54 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

me & scott are bros in metal but I lol'd hard @ this quality zing

― w of in the attic (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 02:38 (thirteen years ago) link

bros in metal

:)

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 02:47 (thirteen years ago) link

most of at least change our wording, he's just posting the same video

― mh, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 00:36 (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I really wish more posters did this.

― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 03:06 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.badmovieplanet.com/unknownmovies/pictures/thunderpants2.jpg

― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 03:07 (thirteen years ago) link

The day Frogman started "talking" was just as bad for me as when Snuffaluffagus became visible to the rest of Sesame Street.

― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 03:07 (thirteen years ago) link

I can't argue with you there.

rip, invisible snuffy

― mh, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 03:30 (thirteen years ago) link

kind of a non-question xp - it's "better" to acknowledge how privilege informs your positions and avoid engaging in dialogues/narrative stances that use one's own privilege to marginalize/disenfranchise others, i.e., straight males telling lesbians that they've got some hard dick for them. For Edward, Tyler evidently has some offsetting disenfranchisement that makes this sort of homophobic assholism harmless, acceptable trolling. for me, less so.

― ...wouldn't need the talcum powder (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, May 16, 2011 9:09 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

speaking of harmless, acceptable trolling

― da croupier, Monday, May 16, 2011 9:12 AM Bookmark

― The Reverend, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 03:32 (thirteen years ago) link

love lars no matter what. he IS charming, no more so than when he's trolling. (plan to continue avoiding antichrist tho.)

― contenderizer, Wednesday, May 18, 2011 12:51 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

you're an idiot

― the whole of the goon (the whole of the moon is a famous song) (history mayne), Wednesday, May 18, 2011 12:53 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

speaking of charmers

― anime hitler, the futanari führer (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, May 18, 2011 12:56 PM (7 minutes ago)

― sarahel, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 20:04 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Music is a soundtrack to a time and place - reflecting and influencing in equal measure - from Morissey's humdrum towns to George Harrison and Ray Davies' Taxmen to Bob Marley's Exodus to Shut Up And Dance's Ravin I'm Ravin - all these represent social and political change in some way, and all are iconic of their place and time.

― broodje kroket (dog latin), Friday, 3 June 2011 11:59 (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

You are kinda like that guy who keeps predicting the world's about to end and when it doesn't, just says he got his calculations slightly wrong this time

― Tom D has taken many months to run this thread to ground (Tom D.), Friday, 3 June 2011 12:04 (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― deems vs boards (DJ Mencap), Friday, 3 June 2011 12:18 (thirteen years ago) link

http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/6/11/21/enhanced-buzz-18187-1307841991-8.jpg

http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/6/11/21/enhanced-buzz-18201-1307841830-5.jpg

http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/6/11/21/enhanced-buzz-18192-1307841799-4.jpg

― jaxon, Sunday, 12 June 2011 07:10 (thirteen years ago) link

Lmao sonned

― lebroner (D-40), Sunday, 12 June 2011 09:23 (thirteen years ago) link

suluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 12 June 2011 09:48 (thirteen years ago) link

sulu'd in twitter beef

― hey, we're dropping it like it is hot! (Edward III), Sunday, 12 June 2011 15:08 (thirteen years ago) link

goddamn dude came hard yeshomo

― When Zeester Met Koffie (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 12 June 2011 15:13 (thirteen years ago) link

that was awesome

― in no way more ancient than fucking space (latebloomer), Sunday, 12 June 2011 17:34 (thirteen years ago) link

I was reading through this thread and I saw my mean zing to abbott (sorry).

Then I thought about something that happened a couple weeks ago when I was at a place with a bunch of college age people dancing. I was telling my friend earlier that night about how I like to look for money on the floor of clubs (not strip clubs) because there's always some cash lying around. Then like five minutes later I picked up a dollar by some dancing people and a girl turned to me and said "that's my dollar". I figured she was acting smart with me, in front of the dude she was with, showing that she can get me to give her the dollar. So I said to her "it's a dollar. you can have it" and gave her the buck. And she started saying something like "my friend lent me that dollar for...." and I said "uh-huh" and walked away in the middle of her sentence.

― Muttley vs. Mumbly (CaptainLorax), Monday, 13 June 2011 00:18 (thirteen years ago) link

I sure showed her

― Muttley vs. Mumbly (CaptainLorax), Monday, 13 June 2011 00:19 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.motleycollegefootball.com/Images/SuperCoolStoryBro.png

― my downeaster ilxor (Neanderthal), Monday, 13 June 2011 00:20 (thirteen years ago) link

we traced it and...the zings are coming from inside the thread!!

― how to turn your swag on 3D (some dude), Monday, 13 June 2011 00:25 (thirteen years ago) link

lol

― no life zinged her (rip van wanko), Monday, 13 June 2011 00:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Brad, I don't get invited to the anarcho-misogynist bbqs, and I coined the term. It's a real bitch, but the bonapartists have made such an effort towards inclusivity that I don't miss those assholes one bit.

― Mr. Jay Batman, Monday, June 13, 2011 2:11 AM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

well I'm sure you have a lot of other friends

― iatee, Monday, June 13, 2011 2:12 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― brad whitford, witchfynder general (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 13 June 2011 01:19 (thirteen years ago) link

damn

― 51 suggest gang (The Reverend), Monday, 13 June 2011 03:28 (thirteen years ago) link

whooooo

― J0rdan S., Monday, 13 June 2011 03:52 (thirteen years ago) link

I was telling my friend earlier that night about how I like to look for money on the floor of clubs (not strip clubs) because there's always some cash lying around.

My husband used to go to the parking lots of bars on Sunday mornings to search for the money that drunk people would drop the night before. He would get about 10-15 dollars or more each time.

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Monday, 13 June 2011 16:30 (thirteen years ago) link

does he wander the beach with a metal detector?

― And the piano, it sounds like a carnivore (contenderizer), Monday, 13 June 2011 22:56 (thirteen years ago) link

he does but only after drunk college student bonfires

― iatee, Monday, 13 June 2011 22:59 (thirteen years ago) link

zing

― moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:54 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm with Markers on this. I can't name more than a half dozen Lou Reed songs I'd listen to all the way through with a gun to my head, and none by the Velvet Underground.

― that's not funny. (unperson), Thursday, June 16, 2011 1:16 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

let's test this

― da croupier, Thursday, June 16, 2011 1:17 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Mr. John Scatman (some dude), Thursday, 16 June 2011 17:40 (thirteen years ago) link

not reaaaaally a zing

― http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:WhiteAmericanFolks.jpg (nakhchivan), Thursday, 16 June 2011 17:46 (thirteen years ago) link

more like a threat

― Don't start the chain you know? (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 June 2011 18:35 (thirteen years ago) link

that's a hilarious zing

― J0rdan S., Thursday, 16 June 2011 22:40 (thirteen years ago) link

like, I probably got kicked out of literally a thousand tables before losing my provisional status

― frogbs, Tuesday, June 21, 2011 12:00 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hard to imagine you getting kicked out of an online community tbh

― lemon kerrang! (jjjusten), Tuesday, June 21, 2011 12:01 AM (36 seconds ago) Bookmark

― aguirre, the wrath of frogbs (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 04:03 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh pish posh. He exploited the potential of cinema much more than either Chaplin or Keaton (both of whom, yes, exploited it exceedingly well and have many masterpieces under their belts). Tati may have surpassed Lewis on that level but he lacks Lewis' grotesque personality which is essential to his life-affirming effect. I'm reminded of something Richard Barrios's disdain for Al Jolson (a key Lewis progenitor) in The Singing Fool: "Charisma, when applied this relentlessly, becomes oppressive." But yo, Richard, that's precisely why we go to the movies (or listen to, I don't know, Morrissey): to witness a gargantuan, out of control ego as a way to measure the contours of our own steady paths. If I wanted an even-keeled experience, I'd knock on my neighbor's door and ask to borrow some sugar.

P.S. Pizza is stupid and boring.

― Kevin John Bozelka, Thursday, June 23, 2011 1:32 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

delete "something"

― Kevin John Bozelka, Thursday, June 23, 2011 1:32 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

You don't strike me as the type that needs more sugar.

― ephendophile (Eric H.), Thursday, June 23, 2011 1:32 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― some dude, Thursday, 23 June 2011 17:39 (thirteen years ago) link

haha i was just gonna go throw "pizza is stupid and boring" on RONG

― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 23 June 2011 17:42 (thirteen years ago) link

THANK YOU FOR THE INVITES!!! I FEEL SO ALIVE, FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME, AND I THINK I CAN ~FLY~!!!

― dude, you're getting Adele! (markers), Saturday, 2 July 2011 23:57 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

markers are you incapable of posting in something other than crappy 2000s nu-metal lyrics

― estimate the percent chance that i break my foot off in your ass (Neanderthal), Sunday, 3 July 2011 01:34 (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

if anyone's calling out someone else for bad posting, it should never be you fyi

― dude, you're getting Adele! (markers), Sunday, 3 July 2011 01:36 (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― � (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 3 July 2011 06:17 (thirteen years ago) link

legit zing

― iatee, Sunday, 3 July 2011 06:34 (thirteen years ago) link

fire

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 3 July 2011 06:56 (thirteen years ago) link

markers, i can't deny you

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 3 July 2011 06:58 (thirteen years ago) link

and now that i know you, i could never turn my back away!

― dude, you're getting Adele! (markers), Sunday, 3 July 2011 07:02 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/vNqNs.png

― dude, you're getting Adele! (markers), Sunday, 3 July 2011 07:04 (thirteen years ago) link

lol at your dn

― these goons were made for waka (The Reverend), Sunday, 3 July 2011 07:08 (thirteen years ago) link

:-)

― dude, you're getting Adele! (markers), Sunday, 3 July 2011 07:09 (thirteen years ago) link

ha, yeah that's finest

― ain't nuthin but a chicken waaaang (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 3 July 2011 15:24 (thirteen years ago) link

^coming from an expert

― bros -izing bros (k3vin k.), Sunday, 3 July 2011 16:07 (thirteen years ago) link

it's true!

― ain't nuthin but a chicken waaaang (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 3 July 2011 16:23 (thirteen years ago) link

\(^o^)/

― dude, you're getting Adele! (markers), Sunday, 3 July 2011 17:47 (thirteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

it's funny how you could see that as an extension of the economic conflict that gave us the civil war, except with the parties reversed

― Richard Nixon's Field of Warmth (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, July 29, 2011 3:05 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ie, the northeast vs. the south except now the south is Republican and the northeast is Dem

― Richard Nixon's Field of Warmth (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, July 29, 2011 3:05 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Yeah, good point. How about a Constitutional amendment requiring politicians to wear the stickers of their corporate sponsors, like NASCAR drivers?

― o. nate, Friday, July 29, 2011 3:07 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

― Dan I., Saturday, 30 July 2011 11:31 (thirteen years ago) link

Borderline lol, definitely not a zinger.

― ≝ (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 30 July 2011 14:20 (thirteen years ago) link

who is getting zinged there

― max, Saturday, 30 July 2011 14:21 (thirteen years ago) link

NASCAR

― generous doler out of lollies (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 30 July 2011 14:25 (thirteen years ago) link

http://bighealthreport.com/606/members-of-congress-should-wear-uniforms-life-nascar-drivers/
http://dailypaul.com/89966/members-of-congress-should-be-compelled-to-wear-uniforms-like-nascar-drivers-so-we-could-identify-their-corporate-sponsors
http://www.sodahead.com/united-states/members-of-congress-should-be-compelled-to-wear-uniforms-just-like-nascar-drivers-so-we-could/question-388215/
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2630/3676562202_72d20ccb25_o.jpg

― ≝ (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 30 July 2011 15:04 (thirteen years ago) link

i got excited for a zing, but i don't see one??? :( :( :(

― jeff, Saturday, 30 July 2011 19:21 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah thanks a lot feebs

― puerile fantasies (Matt P), Saturday, 30 July 2011 19:29 (thirteen years ago) link

jeff do you always pop a boner when this thread is revived or what

― some dude, Sunday, 31 July 2011 00:53 (thirteen years ago) link

now he is going to be disappointed all over again.

― estela, Sunday, 31 July 2011 00:55 (thirteen years ago) link

bump

― Gatsby was a success, in the end, wasn't he? (D-40), Sunday, 31 July 2011 01:53 (thirteen years ago) link

The stealth zing that turned out not to be a zing at all

― Dan I., Sunday, 31 July 2011 03:40 (thirteen years ago) link

^worst Sufjan Stevens song ever

― ennui morricone (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 31 July 2011 23:12 (thirteen years ago) link

sounds more like Propagandhi

― Neanderthal, Monday, 1 August 2011 01:00 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.kbps320.com/images_albums_big/39479.jpg

and then nothing turned out to be a zing

― mookieproof, Monday, 1 August 2011 01:06 (thirteen years ago) link

Pinky ring worth about 50 zing zing

― gardener by day, gatekeeper by night (blank), Monday, 1 August 2011 01:08 (thirteen years ago) link

Sorry, been listening to chopper city in the ghetto a lot lately

― gardener by day, gatekeeper by night (blank), Monday, 1 August 2011 01:09 (thirteen years ago) link

jeff do you always pop a boner when this thread is revived or what

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp3cbdsIL01qdezf9o1_500.gif

― jeff, Monday, 1 August 2011 05:47 (thirteen years ago) link

This was a meta-interview IMHO, and I'm glad it's riling people up.
― Clarke B., Wednesday, August 3, 2011 7:27 PM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I have def said things like this in the past about people. But there's no way some trend-hopping dipshit who made his name ripping off ARIEL FUCKING PINK is smart enough to pull media shenanigans like that. More like "I've never done an interview in my life so I have no idea that i sound like a pompous windbag."

Traditionally before we made our artists heroes they have a few years to do zine interviews and local things and fuck up and learn what not to say and how not to say it. But THIS is what happens when the accelerated blog culture forces us to play firsties firsties firsties all the time, and thus pull some dysfunctional social retard from obscurity and shove a microphone in his face and tweetblast his moron dribblings to 1,000,000 twitter followers. It's not cute or funny, but sad.

― james blood ulver (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, August 3, 2011 7:04 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

honestly i wish i could ever clown you as hard as you clown yourself, day after day

― Magic (Lamp), Wednesday, August 3, 2011 7:08 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― iatee, Thursday, 4 August 2011 00:11 (thirteen years ago) link

good zing but whiney otm imo

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 4 August 2011 01:01 (thirteen years ago) link

wait, hasn't the music industry been pulling dysfunctional social retards from obscurity for decades now?

― sarahel, Thursday, 4 August 2011 01:02 (thirteen years ago) link

now that's a good zing

― caek, Thursday, 4 August 2011 01:05 (thirteen years ago) link

ahah

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 4 August 2011 01:07 (thirteen years ago) link

Murderous

― Gatsby was a success, in the end, wasn't he? (D-40), Thursday, 4 August 2011 01:31 (thirteen years ago) link

ice cold

― moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:56 (thirteen years ago) link

The poor tippler might say that he bought his unutterable beverage because he could not afford a better. But the noblest vintages of literature may be purchased as cheaply as their vilest substitutes. When we have abundance of exquisite grapes in our vineyards, is it not almost incredible that persons who pretend to some connoisseurship should be content to besot themselves with a thick, raw concoction, destitute of fragrance, destitute of sparkle, destitute of everything but the power to induce a crude inebriety of mind and a morbid state of the intellectual peptics? It is indeed almost incredible, but the pity of it is, it is true.

- Whiney Gunther Weingarten, 1887

― bamcquern, Thursday, 4 August 2011 04:28 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/7WOj5.gif

― ( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Thursday, 4 August 2011 04:36 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

hey balls, clean mine.

― incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Sunday, August 21, 2011 10:24 PM (33 minutes ago)

― k3vin k., Monday, 22 August 2011 03:18 (thirteen years ago) link

hoooo

― steens furiously (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 22 August 2011 03:46 (thirteen years ago) link

damn son

― dizzy gillespie plays a sax/ me, myself, i love to (max) (The Reverend), Monday, 22 August 2011 03:49 (thirteen years ago) link

morb deep

― Lil Boosie's on the Up (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 22 August 2011 03:57 (thirteen years ago) link

i am on the stoop with a forty lookin at that just goin hoooooooooo

― steens furiously (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 22 August 2011 03:57 (thirteen years ago) link

that's beyond zing

― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 22 August 2011 04:06 (thirteen years ago) link

zing or astrozing

― steens furiously (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 22 August 2011 04:54 (thirteen years ago) link

http://quizilla.teennick.com/user_images/W/WO/WOL/WOLFEBRO/1310515754_4641_full.jpeg

hmmm ... fascinazing

― mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Monday, 22 August 2011 05:56 (thirteen years ago) link

game: killed

― steens furiously (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 22 August 2011 05:58 (thirteen years ago) link

wau

― i genuinely thought when i first joined that he was the admin (ilxor), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:05 (thirteen years ago) link

saying/writing/posting the word "ILX" anywhere except on this board is

― whinie tempah (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, August 23, 2011 2:35 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

WhineyArea51 otm

― reminding people that vaginas are actual body parts (some dude), Tuesday, August 23, 2011 2:35 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark

― 8========3 to the end of time (history mayne), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 09:47 (thirteen years ago) link

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzziiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnggggggggggggg

― gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 09:52 (thirteen years ago) link

bazing-a

― *steens furiHOOSly* (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 14:32 (thirteen years ago) link

i obv. meant "in earnest," but whatev

― schmendrick lamar (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 14:55 (thirteen years ago) link

obv

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 15:00 (thirteen years ago) link

isnt it ironic

― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 16:47 (thirteen years ago) link

don't you zingk?

― third-generation stripper (Eric H.), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 16:51 (thirteen years ago) link

its like, i've heard so much about [williamsburg, brooklyn] since the first yeah yeah yeahs album and then its like a completely normal street with a slightly higher prevalence of soy options in coffee shops and people wearing plaid shirts. also secondhand booksellers with a lot of vonnegut. if a place has built an international reputation on being trendsettingly fashionable, it doesn't really seem all that nitpicky to say its weird that it actually seemed UNfashionable, like weirdly parochial and dated. idk if you have some weird vested interest in protecting williamsburg as the last bastion of the avant garde or something. i had some nice pizza there idk.

― plax (ico), Thursday, August 18, 2011 6:50 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i went to stonehenge at it was just some rocks

―  (gr8080), Thursday, August 18, 2011 8:08 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― schmendrick lamar (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 16:55 (thirteen years ago) link

also secondhand booksellers with a lot of vonnegut

lol college

― mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 19:41 (thirteen years ago) link

are you saying you aren't a hipster, deej? That a proper definition of "hipster" would exclude you?

― sarahel, Sunday, August 28, 2011 4:17 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

are you preparing to be a contestant on jeopardy? is that why your posts are always in the form of a question?

― D-40, Sunday, August 28, 2011 4:18 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― brrr-icane aye-rene (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 28 August 2011 20:21 (thirteen years ago) link

heh

― J0rdan S., Sunday, 28 August 2011 20:26 (thirteen years ago) link

and good volley from sarahel:

― brrr-icane aye-rene (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 28 August 2011 20:28 (thirteen years ago) link

sarahel your post was a corny 'gotcha' that im above

― D-40, Sunday, August 28, 2011 4:21 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

There's a first time for everything.

― sarahel, Sunday, August 28, 2011 4:24 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― brrr-icane aye-rene (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 28 August 2011 20:29 (thirteen years ago) link

The game is tied, folks

― brrr-icane aye-rene (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 28 August 2011 20:29 (thirteen years ago) link

i'm on the edge of my seat

― J0rdan S., Sunday, 28 August 2011 20:29 (thirteen years ago) link

and she even ends her post with a period that time.

― *steens furiHOOSly* (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 28 August 2011 20:32 (thirteen years ago) link

almost thought better of asking this, since the topic appears to be hipsters and sarahel is involved, but where's that from?

― frogsb (k3vin k.), Sunday, 28 August 2011 20:35 (thirteen years ago) link

hipster book thread

― D-40, Sunday, 28 August 2011 20:36 (thirteen years ago) link

not like you could pay me to open this thread, but i'll guess what are 'hipster' books?

― J0rdan S., Sunday, 28 August 2011 20:36 (thirteen years ago) link

i was almost gonna phrase it as "there's a first time for everything, huh?" but self-awareness kicked in.

― sarahel, Sunday, 28 August 2011 20:36 (thirteen years ago) link

sarahel tried to zing me for daring to say i wasnt a hipster -- the world's biggest hipster crime is not being self deprecating about the possibility that you are a hipster

― D-40, Sunday, 28 August 2011 20:37 (thirteen years ago) link

lucky you're above it

― zvookster, Sunday, 28 August 2011 20:37 (thirteen years ago) link

i think this needs a poll

― J0rdan S., Sunday, 28 August 2011 20:38 (thirteen years ago) link

"Oh so you think you're not a hipster? but hast thou not written for a hipster publication? dost thou not shop at trader joes? if you prick me, do i not bleed PBR?"

― D-40, Sunday, 28 August 2011 20:38 (thirteen years ago) link

lucky you're above it

― zvookster, Sunday, August 28, 2011 3:37 PM (32 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

since returning youve been riding my nuts pretty hard

― D-40, Sunday, 28 August 2011 20:39 (thirteen years ago) link

there are a lot of non-hipsters that shop at Trader Joe's tbh.

― sarahel, Sunday, 28 August 2011 20:39 (thirteen years ago) link

gucci gucci trader trader hummus and payapa

― brrr-icane aye-rene (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 28 August 2011 20:42 (thirteen years ago) link

if you say you're not a hipster, you would be a liar

― sarahel, Sunday, 28 August 2011 20:43 (thirteen years ago) link

dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes?v

ty

― *steens furiHOOSly* (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 28 August 2011 20:55 (thirteen years ago) link

lol @ "v"

― markers, Sunday, 28 August 2011 20:56 (thirteen years ago) link

lol

― *steens furiHOOSly* (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 28 August 2011 20:56 (thirteen years ago) link

show some ctrl

― Reddit Me Bro (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 28 August 2011 21:18 (thirteen years ago) link

pp otm if you're posting to this thread yr pathetic

mods have told you 1m times they'll email you if you have over 40

also the "only 4 sbs? boy i guess i just gotta try harder yuk yuk" joke has been made one thousand times

lock this thread, its a blight on ilx

reject ban culture, post freely, peace to all

―  (gr8080), Tuesday, August 30, 2011 4:11 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

well put marisa

― Reddit Me Bro (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, August 30, 2011 4:34 PM (55 minutes ago)

clean hit

― frogsb (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 21:30 (thirteen years ago) link

haha ouch

― now I have to imagine your penis (DJP), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 21:35 (thirteen years ago) link

posting 77 off 77

see you in 60, k3vin k ;_;

―  (gr8080), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 21:37 (thirteen years ago) link

first my power goes out now this

― frogsb (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 21:41 (thirteen years ago) link

will miss u

―  (gr8080), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 21:56 (thirteen years ago) link

it's been so long & i'm lost without you

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 30 August 2011 22:00 (thirteen years ago) link

k3vin

i forgot to tell u but i just "got" the joke of your twitter handle

i was listening to that dream album for the first time

― velvet underground - reloaded (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 22:42 (thirteen years ago) link

posting to fix bookmark

― markers aurelius (The Reverend), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 00:21 (thirteen years ago) link

thank god I though I was going insane

― remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 00:41 (thirteen years ago) link

Where is the option for "I'd rather shove a meat thermometer in my ear as far as it can go?"

― Your Favorite Album in the Cutout Bin, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 23:34 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

in your kitchen

― markers, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 23:36 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 23:05 (thirteen years ago) link

daaamn

― markers aurelius (The Reverend), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 23:26 (thirteen years ago) link

markers that is 10/10

―  (gr8080), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 23:28 (thirteen years ago) link

Lmao

― D-40, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 23:36 (thirteen years ago) link

stone cold

― dayo, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 23:37 (thirteen years ago) link

meat thermometer reading: BURNING

― max, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 23:39 (thirteen years ago) link

hahahahaha

―  (gr8080), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 23:55 (thirteen years ago) link

idgi but i am proud of markers!

― frogsb (k3vin k.), Thursday, 1 September 2011 01:07 (thirteen years ago) link

fo sho

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 1 September 2011 01:08 (thirteen years ago) link

whats not to get?

―  (gr8080), Thursday, 1 September 2011 01:22 (thirteen years ago) link

idgi but i am proud of markers!

― frogsb (k3vin k.), Thursday, September 1, 2011 11:07 AM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark

this would sit better on a patroni-zing thread.

― estela, Thursday, 1 September 2011 01:23 (thirteen years ago) link

whats not to get?

―  (gr8080), Wednesday, August 31, 2011 9:22 PM (3 minutes ago)

the thermometer...is in the kitchen...seems reasonable...idk?

― frogsb (k3vin k.), Thursday, 1 September 2011 01:27 (thirteen years ago) link

markers is telling dude go ahead and stab yourself in the head instead of being hyperbolic on an internet message board? i dunno, seemed pretty straightforward to me.

―  (gr8080), Thursday, 1 September 2011 01:29 (thirteen years ago) link

also lol estela

―  (gr8080), Thursday, 1 September 2011 01:30 (thirteen years ago) link

about time prominent poster Your Favorite Album in the Cutout Bin got taken down a notch

― buzza, Thursday, 1 September 2011 01:31 (thirteen years ago) link

lol

― estela, Thursday, 1 September 2011 01:32 (thirteen years ago) link

explaining the zing made it lose its magic : /

― mookieproof, Thursday, 1 September 2011 01:32 (thirteen years ago) link

feel like I'm never satisfied

― dayo, Thursday, 1 September 2011 01:34 (thirteen years ago) link

about time prominent poster Your Favorite Album in the Cutout Bin got taken down a notch

― buzza, Wednesday, August 31, 2011 3:31 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark

i actually made a frown when i saw it wasn't an ILM "big name"

―  (gr8080), Thursday, 1 September 2011 01:47 (thirteen years ago) link

i actually lol'd irl @ buzza post tho <3

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 1 September 2011 02:13 (thirteen years ago) link

who r BIG NAME of ILM

― Reddit Me Bro (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 1 September 2011 02:33 (thirteen years ago) link

feel like I'm never satisfied

― dayo, Wednesday, August 31, 2011 8:34 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol

― D-40, Thursday, 1 September 2011 03:06 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I don't think the hooker is dead. She'll come back as a "ghost" that haunts Frank

― that's cute, but it's WRONG (CaptainLorax), Saturday, September 17, 2011 1:00 PM (59 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

you're a truther on dead hookers too huh?

― balls, Saturday, September 17, 2011 1:52 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― some dude, Saturday, 17 September 2011 18:01 (thirteen years ago) link

bawls

― James Ferraro Boyz (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 17 September 2011 18:32 (thirteen years ago) link

this is not a zing, it's better than a zing.

RJG, I think it would be funny if this was the thread on which you used no commas at all. Balance the chi.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Thursday, 11 August 2005 23:28 (6 years ago)

piss off

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 11 August 2005 23:29 (6 years ago)

― jed_, Monday, 19 September 2011 02:32 (thirteen years ago) link

I don't mind a radical adaptation but this pisses on Chandler's grave.

House of Games has the same ending btw - duped schmo kills the duper. Don't have much time for that either.

― ledge, Monday, 19 September 2011 21:58 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

glad you have time to post tho

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 19 September 2011 22:01 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― assume makes an ass out of u and me (but mainly u) (stevie), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 13:33 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah it'd be really helpful if there was a feature on here that would tell you if something you've posted has been posted before...

oh wait there is

― Kerm, Tuesday, September 20, 2011 2:50 PM

yah def, search "seagull stealing food, crashing into glass," find gif

― http://bit.ly/qzUqSx (markers), Tuesday, September 20, 2011 6:59 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 00:06 (thirteen years ago) link

major dud. sometimes it makes me realize how much i don't actually like this band, and makes me less enthused for the performance

and then i spend all my time wishing i was listening to the-recently-inscribed-in-my-head studio version

i'm kind of a negative little shit when it comes to concerts

― Hullo, I'm Jon Moss (kelpolaris), Tuesday, September 20, 2011 8:21 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

When it comes to concerts?

― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, September 20, 2011 10:10 PM Bookmark

― sasha and maliaweed (The Reverend), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 07:39 (thirteen years ago) link

moonship are you trolling right now

― forced to change display name (gbx), Thursday, September 22, 2011 12:31 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

nope.

― funk master friendly (moonship journey to baja), Thursday, September 22, 2011 12:32 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

just really misses grad school

― k3vin k., Thursday, September 22, 2011 12:33 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― ice cr?m, Thursday, 22 September 2011 12:20 (thirteen years ago) link

haha I haven't heard these I don't think

― Niles Caulder, Wednesday, August 13, 2008 10:19 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

haha thanks for posting

― some dude, Wednesday, August 13, 2008 10:28 AM (3 years ago)

^^this sends me into a fit every time i read it

― k3vin k., Wednesday, 28 September 2011 16:08 (thirteen years ago) link

ahhhh

― thank you BIG HOOS, you brilliant god-man (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 28 September 2011 16:11 (thirteen years ago) link

michael cera is in a biopic about max??

― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, October 3, 2011 7:57 PM (1 hour ago)

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 01:50 (thirteen years ago) link

I dont have time to post on ILX anymore u_u

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 13 October 2011 00:20 (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

congratulations!

― estela, Thursday, 13 October 2011 00:22 (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 23:31 (thirteen years ago) link

spyware or something in a link

from this post - keep the meme alive: Pippa's Arse

― MODS DID 10/11 (k3vin k.), Thursday, October 20, 2011 8:40 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

sorry, the mods all resigned per request. hope your computer doesnt get internet cancer

― Threat Level: Panda (jjjusten), Thursday, October 20, 2011 8:43 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark

― dayo, Friday, 21 October 2011 01:00 (thirteen years ago) link

whose team you on here big guy

― MODS DID 10/11 (k3vin k.), Friday, 21 October 2011 01:03 (thirteen years ago) link

#occupymods is nonpartisan afaict

― dayo, Friday, 21 October 2011 01:04 (thirteen years ago) link

dayo, do you choose duffers or do you choose zings.

― estela, Friday, 21 October 2011 01:09 (thirteen years ago) link

spare me your slang

― dayo, Friday, 21 October 2011 01:09 (thirteen years ago) link

feel like we need to convince someone on ilx to liveblog a fleshlight fucking

― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Saturday, October 22, 2011 1:32 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

don't get too excited, forks. it looks like a woman's mouth not a chair.

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, October 22, 2011 2:01 PM (1 hour ago)

daaaamn

― MODS DID 10/11 (k3vin k.), Saturday, 22 October 2011 19:13 (thirteen years ago) link

yo that's 77 outside of 77 60-day ban 4 u

― dayo, Saturday, 22 October 2011 19:14 (thirteen years ago) link

harsh but fair

― stop muammar time (darraghmac), Saturday, 22 October 2011 19:15 (thirteen years ago) link

idgi does forks have a chair thing?

― iatee, Saturday, 22 October 2011 19:15 (thirteen years ago) link

forks posted a picture of furniture in WS at like the beginning of this year

― MODS DID 10/11 (k3vin k.), Saturday, 22 October 2011 19:16 (thirteen years ago) link

oh I don't read that thread

― iatee, Saturday, 22 October 2011 19:17 (thirteen years ago) link

pretty hot chair tbf

― stop muammar time (darraghmac), Saturday, 22 October 2011 19:18 (thirteen years ago) link

would sit

― Y Kant Lou Reed (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 22 October 2011 19:21 (thirteen years ago) link

for the record, since whiney seems to want this to be a meme:
http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?showall=true&bookmarkedmessageid=2230558&boardid=77&threadid=84986

― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 23 October 2011 01:03 (thirteen years ago) link

forks, it is wrong to want to fuck a chair imo

― J0rdan S., Sunday, 23 October 2011 01:05 (thirteen years ago) link

thanks for the update
btw that chair has big tittays

― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 23 October 2011 01:06 (thirteen years ago) link

gitcha futon

― stop muammar time (darraghmac), Sunday, 23 October 2011 01:08 (thirteen years ago) link

so four legs good, two legs bad?

― sarahel, Sunday, 23 October 2011 01:27 (thirteen years ago) link

I'd love to spend just, like, a single day in Geirworld. It must be fascinating to be that insane.

― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 14:48 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

You know how you do that thing where you look at WAV files in Audacity before deciding if you want to listen to a record? I'd imagine it's a bit like that.

― Matt DC, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 14:50 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― We All Had Guess Papers (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 14:56 (thirteen years ago) link

hahahaha

― ⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 16:43 (thirteen years ago) link

boom

― runaway (Matt P), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 17:07 (thirteen years ago) link

Matt DC, that was heroic.

― rustic italian flatbread, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 17:10 (thirteen years ago) link

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsm5i0GvFL1qm1yu0.gif

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 17:25 (thirteen years ago) link

where does SM say that he does that? that's crazy!

― Mordy, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 18:02 (thirteen years ago) link

http://thequietus.com/articles/06872-loudness-wars-dynamic-range-compression-mastering

― wrestlingisreal420 (crüt), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 18:06 (thirteen years ago) link

has also posted abt it quite a bit iirc

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 18:12 (thirteen years ago) link

he owns expensive speakers iirc

― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 18:13 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i941.photobucket.com/albums/ad260/okayarms/The%20OkayArms/DAMN.gif

― lol waggoner (am0n), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 18:42 (thirteen years ago) link

jon /psy/ cho

― buzza, Friday, November 4, 2011 7:48 PM (2 hours ago)

http://i36.tinypic.com/1j5536.gif

― MODS DID 10/11 (k3vin k.), Saturday, 5 November 2011 02:29 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah i dunno how this is something worth getting mad about. pop stars being pushed as product rather than artistes by multninational corporations shock horror.

worth getting mad about, probably not. but do I get mad about pop stars being pushed as product? absolutely. it's cultural junk food. get it the fuck away.

this is seriously just one more worthless step in reducing bands to a stream of CONTENT THAT HAS TO HAVE VIRAL ENERGY as opposed to an entity who releases a good song.

OTM

― fill up ass of emoticon fart (crüt), Sunday, November 6, 2011 9:55 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

did the spirit of andy rooney violently inhabit your body recently?

― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Sunday, November 6, 2011 9:59 PM (23 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― some dude, Monday, 7 November 2011 03:01 (thirteen years ago) link

http://twitter.com/#!/therealjuicyj/status/133414329667174402

― AFAP Raggett (D-40), Monday, 7 November 2011 07:41 (thirteen years ago) link

lmao

― ⚓ (gr8080), Monday, 7 November 2011 08:38 (thirteen years ago) link

― GOIT BUZZ TOYS (a hoy hoy), Monday, November 7, 2011 6:46 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ive decided i dont like drake because he's not authentic and i prefer my rappers authentic. thoughts?

― AFAP Raggett (D-40), Monday, November 7, 2011 6:47 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

How I Got Over is the ninth studio album by American hip hop band The Roots, released June 22, 2010 on Def Jam Recordings. Production for the album was primarily handled by band members Black Thought, Questlove, Dice Raw, and Rick Friedrich during 2008 to 2009. It contains a subtle, somber sound that incorporates musical elements of soul, jazz, indie rock, and gospel music, and features lyrics concerning themes of existentialism, perseverance, and modern society.

― lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, November 7, 2011 6:49 PM Bookmark

― cannibal adderley (The Reverend), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 02:51 (thirteen years ago) link

oops, didn't mean to grap that a hoy hoy bit

― cannibal adderley (The Reverend), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 02:51 (thirteen years ago) link

idgi

― some dude, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 03:11 (thirteen years ago) link

idgi

lol xo

― MODS DID 10/11 (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 03:12 (thirteen years ago) link

uh pause *xp

― MODS DID 10/11 (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 03:12 (thirteen years ago) link

xo xp

― new rap guy (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 03:50 (thirteen years ago) link

for that post i kiss u i kiss u

― MODS DID 10/11 (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 04:11 (thirteen years ago) link

the roots are great

― the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 17:26 (thirteen years ago) link

a lame zing, to a seemingly not-even-serious sentiment

― the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 22:52 (thirteen years ago) link

the jazz zinger has spoken

― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 23:00 (thirteen years ago) link

It wazzn't meant as a zing but I'll clap Rev's back.

― lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 23:02 (thirteen years ago) link

lol dayo :)

― flopson, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 23:03 (thirteen years ago) link

saying rape is a type of sex is like saying boxing is a type of handshake

― Youth Ya Goon (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, November 11, 2011 5:14 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

whiney if I meet you irl can I shake your hand

― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Friday, November 11, 2011 5:16 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― iatee, Friday, 11 November 2011 22:21 (thirteen years ago) link

haha

― MODS DID 10/11 (k3vin k.), Saturday, 12 November 2011 15:05 (thirteen years ago) link

i'd rather watch a real fairy tale movie than this lily-livered piece of shit.*

* note: "shit" may be hyperbolic.

― amateurist (amateurist), Friday, June 13, 2003 1:42 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

love amateurist being all gangsta about real fairy tale movies

― donde está mia farrow, fa la la la la, la la la la (s1ocki), Sunday, December 13, 2009 9:09 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark

― ⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 18 November 2011 23:26 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

it gets better (worse)

That's the secret. There's no such thing as "rape." There's only "attempted rape." Girls love getting fucked. What they hate is when guys FAIL to fuck them. And I failed, so this is my punishment.

― frogbs, Wednesday, January 4, 2012 12:22 AM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

wonder if he had a college radio show too

― buzza, Wednesday, January 4, 2012 12:25 AM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― waka flocka dimes (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 05:50 (thirteen years ago) link


And in my best behavior
I am really just like him

― frogbs, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 06:28 (thirteen years ago) link

omg

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 08:18 (thirteen years ago) link

some sufjan, some credibility

― walking liquidity crisis (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 13:25 (thirteen years ago) link

haha

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 15:54 (thirteen years ago) link

lol forks

― ⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 6 January 2012 02:25 (thirteen years ago) link

neanderthal i think you have posted more about meshell than i have this year, but you can definitely shove your ad hominem nonsense up your cunt. quit addressing me. don't even look at me. you're unattractive on the inside

― all i see is angels in my eyes (lex pretend), Saturday, January 7, 2012 10:36 PM (28 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― somebody call the brinks truck (D-40), Sunday, 8 January 2012 04:38 (thirteen years ago) link

meant to bold that last part

― somebody call the brinks truck (D-40), Sunday, 8 January 2012 04:38 (thirteen years ago) link

not gonna lie, i had to recite many self-help mantras after reading that ;_;

― i think i'm big screech...sheldon cooper (Neanderthal), Sunday, 8 January 2012 04:41 (thirteen years ago) link

hot damn

― I am Newgod (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 8 January 2012 09:04 (thirteen years ago) link

so raw

despite producing occasional gems like that neanderthal/lex beefs have been pretty embarassing to read imo

― regional smug (flopson), Monday, 9 January 2012 01:13 (thirteen years ago) link

lex turned into such a queen w/ that post

― J0rdan S., Monday, 9 January 2012 01:18 (thirteen years ago) link

pretty sure lex and i have only ever interacted on one thread, which culminated in my being called a cunt for the first time in my life

<3

― mookieproof, Monday, 9 January 2012 01:23 (thirteen years ago) link

good call, J0rdan. I was about to say something about queen bitch meets queen bitch, bring the house down

― mh, Monday, 9 January 2012 01:40 (thirteen years ago) link

lex turned into such a queen w/ that post

― J0rdan S., Sunday, January 8, 2012 8:18 PM (23 minutes ago)

it was like 4am where he was, thought it was pretty obv he was drunk

― rebecca blah (k3vin k.), Monday, 9 January 2012 01:42 (thirteen years ago) link

eh that's not really a standard deviation away from his normal personality regardless

― iatee, Monday, 9 January 2012 01:43 (thirteen years ago) link

I think he also compares well to Creed - rock for when you sort of can't tell the difference between Jimi Hendrix and Pat Travers

― unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 8 January 2012 20:28 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

quick, what's aero's next "majorly respected dude vs. majorly unrespected dude" dichotomy

― mutant slow drum (BradNelson), Sunday, 8 January 2012 20:32 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Whiney vs. Brad Nelson

― unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 8 January 2012 20:33 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― unattractive on the g side (a hoy hoy), Monday, 9 January 2012 10:10 (thirteen years ago) link

100% damage

― carpy deems (darraghmac), Monday, 9 January 2012 12:31 (thirteen years ago) link

daaaaaaaaam

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 9 January 2012 16:02 (thirteen years ago) link

majorly respected as what, though?

― sarahel, Monday, 9 January 2012 16:28 (thirteen years ago) link

lifetime achievement for trolling

― Mordy, Monday, 9 January 2012 17:45 (thirteen years ago) link

Go For What You Know

― nah (crüt), Monday, 9 January 2012 17:51 (thirteen years ago) link

exactly, which is why I think taxing the internet itself is probably a more sensible way to go.

― frogbs, Tuesday, January 17, 2012 6:22 PM

you're pretty good at taxing ilx, maybe they can put you in charge of the rest of the internet too

― the name of a bar in Portland where I had a dark night of the soul (some dude), Tuesday, January 17, 2012 6:23 PM

― scott seward, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 18:31 (twelve years ago) link

whoa

― tebow gotti (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 21:32 (twelve years ago) link

Oh bam.

― thanks to denial, I'm immortal! (Trayce), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 23:06 (twelve years ago) link

join us, only 52 signatures needed to free frogbs

― ah, how quaint (Matt P), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 23:12 (twelve years ago) link

51 even!

― ah, how quaint (Matt P), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 23:15 (twelve years ago) link

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_93Y09YDcf0k/S_IIJd-NMUI/AAAAAAAAA38/Rf1-rSGAZZk/s1600/1-800+Auto+Glass+Specialists.jpg

― lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 23:16 (twelve years ago) link

my professors in college were always complaining about how Comp Sci majors would end up looking bad b/c it was so much harder to get an A in their classes as opposed to Baby Psychology

― frogs you are the dumbest asshole (frogbs), Thursday, January 26, 2012 1:58 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Baby Psychology

― jaymc, Thursday, January 26, 2012 2:02 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― try again, fascist (Matt P), Friday, 27 January 2012 00:14 (twelve years ago) link

btw I posted that image because the girl in the center appears to be topless. now there's an America I think we can all get behind

― frogs you are the dumbest asshole (frogbs), Thursday, January 26, 2012 3:30 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

now there's an America. I think we can all get behind.

― Quand le déshonneur est public, il faut que la vengeance soit (Michael White), Thursday, January 26, 2012 3:36 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― try again, fascist (Matt P), Friday, 27 January 2012 00:14 (twelve years ago) link

oh i missed the period :/

― try again, fascist (Matt P), Friday, 27 January 2012 00:16 (twelve years ago) link

going to need a separate thread for frogbs zings dude is like a black hole attracting all zing matter

― flopson, Friday, 27 January 2012 00:21 (twelve years ago) link

how are either of those even zings.

― frogs you are the dumbest asshole (frogbs), Friday, 27 January 2012 01:54 (twelve years ago) link

lol

― mh, Friday, 27 January 2012 01:57 (twelve years ago) link

you should post this one as well

uhhh not really, no

― frogs you are the dumbest asshole (frogbs), Thursday, January 26, 2012 1:28 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yeah he was

― J0rdan S., Thursday, January 26, 2012 1:30 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― frogs you are the dumbest asshole (frogbs), Friday, 27 January 2012 02:03 (twelve years ago) link

That has no context to it, frogs

― mh, Friday, 27 January 2012 02:13 (twelve years ago) link

you should post this one as well

― frogs you are the dumbest asshole (frogbs), Thursday, January 26, 2012 9:03 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

That has no context to it, frogs

― mh, Thursday, January 26, 2012 9:13 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

― Mordy, Friday, 27 January 2012 02:15 (twelve years ago) link

you can at least post the topless woman, god damn

― frogs you are the dumbest asshole (frogbs), Friday, 27 January 2012 02:16 (twelve years ago) link

you can at least post the topless woman, god damn

― frogs you are the dumbest asshole (frogbs), Thursday, January 26, 2012 9:16 PM (12 seconds ago)

you can at least post the topless woman, god damn

― frogs you are the dumbest asshole (frogbs), Thursday, January 26, 2012 9:16 PM (12 seconds ago)

zing.

― Mordy, Friday, 27 January 2012 02:17 (twelve years ago) link

rolling "Is This Racist?" thread [Started by Whiney G. Weingarten in September 2010, last updated 12 seconds ago by frogs you are the dumbest asshole (frogbs) on I Love Everything] 70 new answers

― try again, fascist (Matt P), Friday, 27 January 2012 04:22 (twelve years ago) link

yall should be nicer to frobgs http://i.imgur.com/zi7hd.gif

― dave cool, Friday, 27 January 2012 04:25 (twelve years ago) link

go to hell

― i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Friday, 27 January 2012 04:31 (twelve years ago) link

ha ha

― try again, fascist (Matt P), Friday, 27 January 2012 04:32 (twelve years ago) link

frogbs is obv one of us if he posts here. we need to find some more polite and friendly ways to tell him we dont always agree with his ideas; and maybe he'll be more likely to listen. spoonful of sugar, yall http://i.imgur.com/zi7hd.gif

― dave cool, Friday, 27 January 2012 04:34 (twelve years ago) link

i agree with dave cool

― tebow gotti (k3vin k.), Friday, 27 January 2012 04:35 (twelve years ago) link

die in a fire

― i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Friday, 27 January 2012 04:37 (twelve years ago) link

i can't even

― try again, fascist (Matt P), Friday, 27 January 2012 04:40 (twelve years ago) link

callum is obv one of us if he posts here. we need to find some more polite and friendly ways to tell him we dont always agree with his ideas, and maybe he'll be more likely to listen. spoonful of sugar, yall. http://i.imgur.com/zi7hd.gif

― try again, fascist (Matt P), Friday, 27 January 2012 04:41 (twelve years ago) link

try again fascist

― i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Friday, 27 January 2012 04:42 (twelve years ago) link

Frogsbs isn't even close to being as bad as Callum was. Not by a longshot.

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 27 January 2012 04:43 (twelve years ago) link

frogbs seems to like ilx enough to want to stick around so my advice to him would be to never, ever, ever say anything to do with race or gender. nobody has any beef w/ him in football or magic card threads or whatever.

― iatee, Friday, 27 January 2012 04:44 (twelve years ago) link

frogbs saved ilx from having what was almost its worst year ever in 2011

we salute you, frogbs

― ⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 27 January 2012 04:48 (twelve years ago) link

are you kidding me??? i got destroyed in a football thread b/c I suggested that Tebow was a all-around good guy

― frogs you are the dumbest asshole (frogbs), Friday, 27 January 2012 04:50 (twelve years ago) link

i've never had my stomach turned as much by anyone here. but whatever, i honestly don't give a fuck, that's what killfile is for. thank god i don't care about yes.

xp yes that's been the "advice" for ... how long has he been inserting himself into discussions on these topics now? a year?

― try again, fascist (Matt P), Friday, 27 January 2012 04:50 (twelve years ago) link

okay avoid race, gender, tebow and prob gay people just to be safe

― iatee, Friday, 27 January 2012 04:52 (twelve years ago) link

really tho, just like, do not enter those discussions

― iatee, Friday, 27 January 2012 04:53 (twelve years ago) link

frogbs: ignore these nannies-- run free, young buck.

― ⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 27 January 2012 04:54 (twelve years ago) link

iatee inaugurating ilx's mentor program for awkward posters

― Mordy, Friday, 27 January 2012 04:54 (twelve years ago) link

http://i43.tinypic.com/2ns2cy9.jpg

― bnw, Friday, 27 January 2012 04:55 (twelve years ago) link

still giggling at the lack of understanding why those were zings

― mh, Friday, 27 January 2012 14:11 (twelve years ago) link

frogbs saved ilx from having what was almost its worst year ever in 2011

we salute you, frogbs

― ⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, January 26, 2012

agree that 2011 was not a great year for ilxor.com

― markers, Friday, 27 January 2012 14:35 (twelve years ago) link

why not?

― Mordy, Friday, 27 January 2012 15:21 (twelve years ago) link

idk how 2 explain it tbh -- just a feeling. 2010 felt more . . . something here

― markers, Friday, 27 January 2012 15:37 (twelve years ago) link

is 2010 the year you started posting?

― Mordy, Friday, 27 January 2012 15:40 (twelve years ago) link

2007

― markers, Friday, 27 January 2012 15:41 (twelve years ago) link

2009 was when i really started posting tho

― markers, Friday, 27 January 2012 15:41 (twelve years ago) link

feel like we've never seen you posting. y'know. reeeeally posting.

― caek, Friday, 27 January 2012 15:49 (twelve years ago) link

lol

― joepa mi pinga (am0n), Friday, 27 January 2012 16:01 (twelve years ago) link

still giggling at the lack of understanding why those were zings

"lack of understanding"

― frogs you are the dumbest asshole (frogbs), Friday, 27 January 2012 16:09 (twelve years ago) link

"giggling"

― Mordy, Friday, 27 January 2012 16:18 (twelve years ago) link

my professors in college were always complaining about how Comp Sci majors would end up looking bad b/c it was so much harder to get an A in their classes as opposed to Baby Psychology

baby psychology was presumably repeated because:
1. it really sounds like you are just throwing out a fluffy bullshit example thing, like "underwater basket weaving" but "baby psychology" would actually be really fucking complex, because babies don't talk
2. I don't know that most schools would have an actual baby psychology department or major?
3. It was just a really weird choice, when you could have said English or undergrad psych or art history or something

― mh, Friday, 27 January 2012 16:23 (twelve years ago) link

so I guess I got zinged three times, zouch

― frogs you are the dumbest asshole (frogbs), Friday, 27 January 2012 16:37 (twelve years ago) link

zouche

― lag∞n, Friday, 27 January 2012 16:38 (twelve years ago) link

nah I was just explaining why I felt you got validly zinged

although I am enjoying that you seemed to think the joke was just repeating the end of what someone said

― mh, Friday, 27 January 2012 16:39 (twelve years ago) link

zouchebag

― teaky frigger (darraghmac), Friday, 27 January 2012 16:39 (twelve years ago) link

"what someone said"

― mh, Friday, 27 January 2012 16:40 (twelve years ago) link

less explaining more zinging! this isn't the "explain the zing to the dude that got zung" thread. when come back bring more zing.

― scott seward, Friday, 27 January 2012 16:40 (twelve years ago) link

zouché

― lag∞n, Friday, 27 January 2012 16:41 (twelve years ago) link

the blue lag∞n

― joepa mi pinga (am0n), Friday, 27 January 2012 16:52 (twelve years ago) link

although I am enjoying that you seemed to think the joke was just repeating the end of what someone said

IMO that would have been a better zing than what you actually wrote

― frogs you are the dumbest asshole (frogbs), Friday, 27 January 2012 16:54 (twelve years ago) link

2009 was when i really started posting tho

― markers, Friday, 27 January 2012 15:41 (1 hour ago) Permalink

feel like we've never seen you posting. y'know. reeeeally posting.

― caek, Friday, 27 January 2012 15:49 (1 hour ago) Permalink

― Mr. Que, Friday, 27 January 2012 16:55 (twelve years ago) link

the zingee's 'O' rarely counts for much

― dave cool it (stevie), Friday, 27 January 2012 16:56 (twelve years ago) link

xp

― dave cool it (stevie), Friday, 27 January 2012 16:56 (twelve years ago) link

'0'

^ loving this

― teaky frigger (darraghmac), Friday, 27 January 2012 17:30 (twelve years ago) link

\'O'/

― joepa mi pinga (am0n), Friday, 27 January 2012 17:31 (twelve years ago) link

:D

― omar little, Friday, 27 January 2012 17:33 (twelve years ago) link

This is the "explain the zing to the dude that got zung" thread.

― this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 January 2012 17:59 (twelve years ago) link

my professors in college were always complaining about how Comp Sci majors would end up looking bad b/c it was so much harder to get an A in their classes as opposed to Baby Psychology

baby psychology was presumably repeated because:
1. it really sounds like you are just throwing out a fluffy bullshit example thing, like "underwater basket weaving" but "baby psychology" would actually be really fucking complex, because babies don't talk
2. I don't know that most schools would have an actual baby psychology department or major?
3. It was just a really weird choice, when you could have said English or undergrad psych or art history or something

Guys p. sure it's called developmental or child psychology.

― I just got back from a dream attack (sunny successor), Friday, 27 January 2012 19:24 (twelve years ago) link

underage basket-case weaving

― ⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 27 January 2012 19:29 (twelve years ago) link

i long for the reality in which the study of small childrens minds is for real known as 'baby psychology' for it is surely more hospitable than our own

― lag∞n, Friday, 27 January 2012 19:35 (twelve years ago) link

with a minor in lady studies

― this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 January 2012 19:37 (twelve years ago) link

underage basket-case weaving

― ⚓ (gr8080), Friday, January 27, 2012 1:29 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

looool

― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Friday, 27 January 2012 19:37 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, developmental or child psychology is real!

― mh, Friday, 27 January 2012 19:58 (twelve years ago) link

I like some babies other babies I don't

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 27 January 2012 20:00 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/ggm070125l.jpg

― pplains, Friday, 27 January 2012 20:01 (twelve years ago) link

like my friend has twins and I like one and the other one kind of annoys me it makes me feel terrible in retrospect

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 27 January 2012 20:01 (twelve years ago) link

"I hate that little brat, I can tell he's going to be one of those people who sucks his teeth, whenever he has any."

― Rotary Boy of the Month (WmC), Friday, 27 January 2012 20:06 (twelve years ago) link

OK lol. Speaking as the putative zing-slinger in that "Baby Psychology" post (which I agree wasn't a zing), mh has mostly got it: I was struck by the usage of the seemingly made-up "Baby Psychology" (instead of developmental/child psychology), the randomness of the example, and the odd implication that "baby psychology" was a breeze.

― jaymc, Friday, 27 January 2012 20:19 (twelve years ago) link

maybe it's psychology for babies, that'd have to be a pretty easy course

― mh, Friday, 27 January 2012 20:20 (twelve years ago) link

"tell me about your father"

”well i only just met the guy tbh"

― teaky frigger (darraghmac), Friday, 27 January 2012 20:42 (twelve years ago) link

all I can say is that the "Baby Psychology" thing was kind of an in-joke among the professors at the college I went to, it's not really supposed to mean anything, it's simultaneously a joke about easy majors and comp sci people not understanding humans at all

― frogs you are the dumbest asshole (frogbs), Friday, 27 January 2012 21:46 (twelve years ago) link

you're bad at jokes

― Rotary Boy of the Month (WmC), Friday, 27 January 2012 21:54 (twelve years ago) link

either way that was the least important part of that post, i didn't want to offend anyone who actually majored in liberal arts or whatever

― frogs you are the dumbest asshole (frogbs), Friday, 27 January 2012 21:56 (twelve years ago) link

lol the one group you're actually concerned about offending are liberal arts major?

― Mordy, Friday, 27 January 2012 21:56 (twelve years ago) link

why r u guys so mad at baby psychology idgi

― lag∞n, Friday, 27 January 2012 21:58 (twelve years ago) link

^^^^^^^^^

see Matt, it's not so hard

― frogs you are the dumbest asshole (frogbs), Friday, 27 January 2012 21:58 (twelve years ago) link

genuine pity in my heart for u guys

mixed with a tinge of contempt of course

― first period don't give a fuck, second period gon get cut (lex pretend), Tuesday, February 7, 2012 6:40 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wow the shoe is on the other foot for once

― judith, Tuesday, February 7, 2012 6:41 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― BJ O (Lamp), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 23:44 (twelve years ago) link

thought that said "u gays"

― the late great, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 00:01 (twelve years ago) link

eh that was a stupid thing to post

― the late great, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 00:05 (twelve years ago) link

was that from the gay thread or something else?

― sarahell, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 00:05 (twelve years ago) link

I saw the first season of Storage Wars. Went down easy. They did a brilliant job eliding over the economic realities driving the show.

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, February 14, 2012 3:53 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

also the fact that it takes place during wartime

― the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Tuesday, February 14, 2012 3:58 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:01 (twelve years ago) link

Dr Morbius is just waiting for the right ilxor and a bunch of balloons to make it OK that his wife died and he never traveled.

― Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies),

― Steamtable Willie (WmC), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:22 (twelve years ago) link

1. I don't really understand that
2. I don't think that really applies to Morbs
3. I am stealing that the first chance I get

― little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 14:36 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.3dm3.com/video/images/up2_01.jpg

― I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 14:50 (twelve years ago) link

l,r: dr. morbs, luckiest ilxor

― valleys of your mind (mh), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 14:56 (twelve years ago) link

ohhhhh,up! I thought that was like the world's most abstract and beautiful scenario and it was just a pixar movie.
This happens to me all the time.

― little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 19:38 (twelve years ago) link

I thought that was like the world's most abstract and beautiful scenario and it was just a pixar movie.

this is a koan

― (thinks and smiles) (DJP), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 19:39 (twelve years ago) link

the sound of one cgi hand clapping

― lil kink (Matt P), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 19:48 (twelve years ago) link

like i saw it sorta as:
...just waiting for the right ilxor and a bouquet of posies to make it OK that his daughter doesn't love him and he never climbed a mountain.

― little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 19:51 (twelve years ago) link

ok godammit i love morbs but this

l,r: dr. morbs, luckiest ilxor

― valleys of your mind (mh), Wednesday, February 15, 2012 8:56 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

actually made me cackle

― i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Thursday, 16 February 2012 01:56 (twelve years ago) link

did not get the reference either bcz that's not a great film or anything

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 16 February 2012 02:14 (twelve years ago) link

I'm much more like Walter Matthau in The Sunshine Boys btw, but re Ed Asner I do hate spunk

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 16 February 2012 02:15 (twelve years ago) link

but you're gay

― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 16 February 2012 02:20 (twelve years ago) link

easy lay-up

― i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Thursday, 16 February 2012 02:24 (twelve years ago) link

he's said many times that jizz is gross though (/jizz.xls)

― Θ ̨Θƪ (sic), Thursday, 16 February 2012 02:27 (twelve years ago) link

tbf I wouldn't mind being the kid, what with me being in the Dr. Morbius trainee program (no jizz)

― valleys of your mind (mh), Thursday, 16 February 2012 06:38 (twelve years ago) link

did not get the reference either bcz that's not a great film or anything

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, February 15, 2012 9:14 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

in what crazy fantasy world do you only remember or dwell on things you enjoy or admire

― CANDY aka JUNK (some dude), Thursday, 16 February 2012 19:05 (twelve years ago) link

oh Morbz definitely remembers and dwells on things he doesn't enjoy or admire

― sarahell, Thursday, 16 February 2012 19:07 (twelve years ago) link

r u sure tho

― lag∞n, Thursday, 16 February 2012 19:08 (twelve years ago) link

doesn't he post a lot about politics?

― sarahell, Thursday, 16 February 2012 19:09 (twelve years ago) link

yeah i think hes really into obama or something iirc

― lag∞n, Thursday, 16 February 2012 19:09 (twelve years ago) link

lol'n p hard @ 'cineaste' rn
ok, 'ppl who've reevaluate their faves from pantsweeting days'
― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, February 17, 2012 12:16 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Morbs, you can't be that far away from pants-wetting days again, can you?
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, February 17, 2012 12:18 PM (6 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― dead-trius (Eric H.), Friday, 17 February 2012 18:20 (twelve years ago) link

not as lol as The Awful Truth, imho

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 17 February 2012 18:44 (twelve years ago) link

giving up evthg cept I Love Baseball for Lent lookin better & better too

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 17 February 2012 18:55 (twelve years ago) link

haven't you "quit" the political threads like 10 times?

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 17 February 2012 18:57 (twelve years ago) link

I love u too

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:35 (twelve years ago) link

morbs you're supposed to sacrifice something you enjoy for Lent.

― ⚓ (gr8080), Saturday, 18 February 2012 00:54 (twelve years ago) link

siiii-igggh, delilah

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 18 February 2012 01:22 (twelve years ago) link

I hate Timberlake and even he's too talented to be in the cast of this show

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Sunday, February 19, 2012 10:07 AM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I knew there was something that you hated, Morbs. I just couldn't remember what it was.

― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, February 19, 2012 10:14 AM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

your display name?

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Sunday, February 19, 2012 10:20 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark

― illuminati girl (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 19 February 2012 15:31 (twelve years ago) link

haaa

― The Reverend, Sunday, 19 February 2012 20:51 (twelve years ago) link

up. top.

― lil kink (Matt P), Monday, 20 February 2012 00:29 (twelve years ago) link

I think my potential has been consistently compromised by things like putting my heart before my head, a rabid hatred of injustice, a distaste for competition, a seeming inability to refrain from speaking my mind, intolerance towards willful ignorance, a strong belief in meritocracy, a seeming inability to engage in b.s. asskissery, putting more emphasis on personal satisfaction than on money or material goods, etc., etc. All values which I gladly cling to but which largely deny the eeality of what our society has evolved into. Independent of any tendency towards functioning highly in a vacuum, those other qualities always seem to be the determining factors with respect to the ultimate fulfillment (or general lack thereof) of my potential. I don't think it's a thing that'll necessarily perpetuate itself indefinitely, but I think it's gonna require me finding a place in the world where my stupid emotion-driven idealism isn't an active detriment to my success.

― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, February 20, 2012 8:04 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hm maybe the problem is you?

― the late great, Monday, February 20, 2012 8:06 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Sylv_ebanks (DJ Mencap), Monday, 20 February 2012 22:20 (twelve years ago) link

not zing, tough love

― lil kink (Matt P), Monday, 20 February 2012 22:22 (twelve years ago) link

potato potahtoe imo

― Sylv_ebanks (DJ Mencap), Monday, 20 February 2012 22:27 (twelve years ago) link

ok DJ Mencap

― lil kink (Matt P), Monday, 20 February 2012 22:29 (twelve years ago) link

wasn't meant to entertain fwiw

― the late great, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 00:28 (twelve years ago) link

:(

I guess Morbo doesn't really care about Lent after all.

― garbage corn fan (Je55e), Thursday, 23 February 2012 23:08 (twelve years ago) link

I think I heard and All Saints track once, and I think I liked it.
-- Frank Kogan (edcasua...)

one for the sticker

-- Theorry Henry (miltonpinsk...)

― and what (ooo), Monday, September 25, 2006 6:43 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is a fav all-time zing & i realized that it is also going to be one that ages kind of poorly, which made me feel old

'what sticker?'

― D-40, Sunday, 26 February 2012 02:43 (twelve years ago) link

wow, you're right and had not occurred to me

― little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Monday, 27 February 2012 00:12 (twelve years ago) link

less a zing on Kogan than All Saints doe

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 27 February 2012 00:21 (twelve years ago) link

Never Ever have I seen a zing so good

― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 27 February 2012 01:34 (twelve years ago) link

I already dgi?

― Lindsay NAGL (Trayce), Monday, 27 February 2012 02:35 (twelve years ago) link

pullquote

― Θ ̨Θƪ (sic), Monday, 27 February 2012 03:08 (twelve years ago) link

jacket blurb

― Θ ̨Θƪ (sic), Monday, 27 February 2012 03:08 (twelve years ago) link

o rite.

― Lindsay NAGL (Trayce), Monday, 27 February 2012 03:10 (twelve years ago) link

I think you're like a cup of coffee
One day you're hot, then you turn cold and black.
Just like the song you loved; so Gothy,
More striking than a heart attack.

I just made that up. I am a genius.

― Josh in Chicago, Monday, February 27, 2012 5:42 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not on the evidence

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Monday, February 27, 2012

― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 00:42 (twelve years ago) link

<3

― jed_, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 00:43 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

doesn't playing dumb get boring after a while

― iatee, Thursday, March 15, 2012 4:11 PM (4 minutes ago)

doesn't BEING dumb get boring after a while?

― lex pretend, Thursday, March 15, 2012 4:12 PM

― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 March 2012 20:16 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.tfrc.org/Content/10191/Nothing%20But%20net.gif

― flag post sitta (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 15 March 2012 20:28 (twelve years ago) link

See also: "I know you are but what are you?"

― free societies must let drunken gay Texans have sex (Je55e), Friday, 16 March 2012 00:37 (twelve years ago) link

I just can't believe I fucked that up.

― free societies must let drunken gay Texans have sex (Je55e), Friday, 16 March 2012 00:38 (twelve years ago) link

Imma take my hammer names Margo and walk into the river.

― free societies must let drunken gay Texans have sex (Je55e), Friday, 16 March 2012 00:39 (twelve years ago) link

#topbanter.

Seriously hope all these cunts enjoy their community service.

― James Mitchell, Saturday, March 17, 2012 7:46 PM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i always find trolling twitter for thick, nasty people the natural reaction at times like these, so i am glad you are saving me the trouble by posting links. keep it up!

― caek, Saturday, March 17, 2012 7:49 PM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Saturday, 17 March 2012 20:15 (twelve years ago) link

i would just like to point out to all the people in the EOY thread who were whining about there being fewer tracks for individual albums/tracks and that the people in the rolling threads were keeping the good shit from you that i have started, and i have seen started, a lot more individual-artist threads this year, and 90% of them have completely died. which is fine, it's expected and that's why we HAVE rolling threads, but i hope to see no more whining this year

― lex pretend, Friday, March 23, 2012 2:57 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You should have been a primary school teacher.

― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Friday, March 23, 2012 3:04 AM Bookmark

― The Reverend, Friday, 23 March 2012 18:25 (twelve years ago) link

iceberrrrrrrrrrrrg

― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 24 March 2012 16:07 (twelve years ago) link

lettucccccce

― flopson, Saturday, 24 March 2012 16:50 (twelve years ago) link

seriously can't see myself watching anything involving this as a character

― the sir edmund hillary of sitting through pauly shore films (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, March 26, 2012 1:13 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Another point in its favor.

― Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Monday, March 26, 2012 1:14 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― horseshoe, Monday, 26 March 2012 23:06 (twelve years ago) link

hahaha

― desk calendar white out (Matt P), Monday, 26 March 2012 23:09 (twelve years ago) link

about Buffy btw

― horseshoe, Monday, 26 March 2012 23:19 (twelve years ago) link

are u guys going to make me post The Homosexuals special from '67, or will you impress me with something serious this guy ever did besides ask Kirk Douglas tough questions?

― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Monday, April 9, 2012 3:40 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

whats the homo spesh

― these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Monday, April 9, 2012 3:40 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

2 homos with a side of steak fries.

― Frank Youngenstein (Phil D.), Monday, April 9, 2012 4:20 PM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― ghostface protocollah (some dude), Monday, 9 April 2012 22:01 (43 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hall of fame, right there

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 9 April 2012 22:04 (41 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's the decision to make them steak fries that puts it over the top for some reason.

― boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Monday, 9 April 2012 22:06 (39 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 9 April 2012 22:29 (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^ irl lols @ this

― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, February 22, 2012 7:20 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

A+

― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, February 23, 2012 11:49 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

:D

― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, February 23, 2012 1:37 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, February 24, 2012 9:35 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this...I love it.

aerosmith = hero

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, February 28, 2012 11:44 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

dying over here

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, February 29, 2012 4:26 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

beautiful

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, March 1, 2012 10:23 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahah

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, March 5, 2012 12:41 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hooooly shit

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, March 8, 2012 1:31 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, March 10, 2012 12:30 AM (4 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

<3

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, March 10, 2012 9:52 PM (4 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

<3 this

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, March 13, 2012 1:33 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, March 13, 2012 4:35 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

<3

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, March 13, 2012 7:41 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahahah dying

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, March 13, 2012 9:57 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tis a beauty

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, March 14, 2012 12:31 AM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, March 15, 2012 11:34 AM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

awesome

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, March 15, 2012 3:33 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

aww

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, March 15, 2012 9:56 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

looool

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, March 20, 2012 6:18 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yaaaay

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, March 21, 2012 6:05 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

<3

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, March 23, 2012 2:28 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, March 27, 2012 7:33 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

brilliant

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, March 30, 2012 11:27 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hee hee

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, April 2, 2012 12:46 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahah

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, April 2, 2012 1:14 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahaha

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, April 3, 2012 11:30 AM (6 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

cat otm

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, April 3, 2012 3:29 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, April 5, 2012 10:53 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

omg

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, April 7, 2012 1:04 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*applause*

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, April 7, 2012 2:23 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hall of fame, right there

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, April 9, 2012 5:04 PM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

exacting standards of the hall of fame committee ;)

― lag∞n, Monday, 9 April 2012 22:42 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Monday, 9 April 2012 21:48 (twelve years ago) link

game over

― easter back, somebody call the binks truck (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 9 April 2012 22:00 (twelve years ago) link

act of valor

― ♆ (gr8080), Monday, 9 April 2012 22:02 (twelve years ago) link

hee hee

― pplains, Monday, 9 April 2012 22:11 (twelve years ago) link

No one should ever change their names. I've been the same for 10 years.

― Jeff, Tuesday, April 10, 2012 7:23 AM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah, I don't get what people gain from constant name changes, except for confusion?

― Tuomas, Tuesday, April 10, 2012 7:24 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

how much more confused could you realistically get tho

― j'en ai cache (darraghmac), Tuesday, April 10, 2012 7:27 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― beachville, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 11:31 (twelve years ago) link

^^^

― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 12:27 (twelve years ago) link

gentle ribbing imo, no shots fired

― j'en ai cache (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 13:01 (twelve years ago) link

this show is mostly p bad at dialogue and restraint imo

― Lamp, Tuesday, April 10, 2012 11:02 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Could take a page from the Revenge book on dialogue and restraint amirite

― 1 of paper = 4 of coin (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, April 10, 2012 11:21 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i sometimes wonder if the a/v club comments section realizes what a wayward star we have over here

― Lamp, Tuesday, April 10, 2012 11:31 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― lag∞n, Thursday, 12 April 2012 21:05 (twelve years ago) link

10/10

― Fook Lee (Matt P), Thursday, 12 April 2012 21:18 (twelve years ago) link

two thumbs up. all the way up.

― Fook Lee (Matt P), Thursday, 12 April 2012 21:18 (twelve years ago) link

amazing

― max, Thursday, 12 April 2012 21:18 (twelve years ago) link

an elegant zing.

― jed_, Thursday, 12 April 2012 21:20 (twelve years ago) link

threads like this are fun but the broad sweep of just "90s" is always so deadening and meh. fight for your rights and demand hopelessly specific r&b cratedigger elitism imo

― r|t|c, Tuesday, April 10, 2012 8:40 AM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark

otm

― ghostface protocollah (some dude), Tuesday, April 10, 2012 8:01 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lets not pretend you wouldnt cosign any criticisms of anything ever

― man down (D-40), Saturday, April 14, 2012 5:29 PM Bookmark

― The Reverend, Sunday, 15 April 2012 23:25 (twelve years ago) link

lol

― J0rdan S., Monday, 16 April 2012 00:17 (twelve years ago) link

i am proud that he came up with the closest thing to a zing he's ever achieved, even if it took him 4 days to come up with it

― some dude, Monday, 16 April 2012 02:56 (twelve years ago) link

youtube comments wouldn't have worked, a/v club comments reveals the masterful light touch

― sanskrit, Monday, 16 April 2012 03:29 (twelve years ago) link

even if it took him 4 days to come up with it

― some dude, Sunday, April 15, 2012 10:56 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

well, it is deej

― J0rdan S., Monday, 16 April 2012 04:11 (twelve years ago) link

He said it took 4 days not 4 posts

― azealia canks (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 16 April 2012 04:38 (twelve years ago) link

it's kinda too clunky to be effective tbh

― sarahell, Monday, 16 April 2012 04:45 (twelve years ago) link

y'all are just the best

― pleural eff u son (k3vin k.), Monday, 16 April 2012 04:55 (twelve years ago) link

ha, i didn't even notice the time gap

― The Reverend, Monday, 16 April 2012 04:59 (twelve years ago) link

i couldnt possibly have just not looked at the thread in 4 days? gtfo

― man down (D-40), Monday, 16 April 2012 05:07 (twelve years ago) link

we cant all sit at our computers to prepare return zingers everytime our names are mentioned al

― man down (D-40), Monday, 16 April 2012 05:08 (twelve years ago) link

if 4 days have passed since the post you have a wicked comeback for it might occur to you that the ship has sailed, so to speak

but don't worry about it, i know you don't sit in front of a computer very often, see you in a few weeks or whenever you get back to the thread

― some dude, Monday, 16 April 2012 13:23 (twelve years ago) link

dissing 4-day-gestated zings, no wonder ILX hates pre-1980 comedy films

OR it stems from your love of Bob Hope's zippy comebacks

― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Monday, 16 April 2012 13:41 (twelve years ago) link

or it has everything to do with the internet and some other medium that we are not currently communicating through

― some dude, Monday, 16 April 2012 14:18 (twelve years ago) link

and NOT some etc.

― some dude, Monday, 16 April 2012 14:19 (twelve years ago) link

spending this much time lawyering yourself out of a zing is nagl, even if you win the case you are still a zing lawyer

― iatee, Monday, 16 April 2012 14:23 (twelve years ago) link

srsly sit down and take yr zings like a man

― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Monday, 16 April 2012 14:25 (twelve years ago) link

yeah i know it's nagl to say anything once you've been on the summer jam screen itt, nevermind

― some dude, Monday, 16 April 2012 14:30 (twelve years ago) link

"zing lawyer" is gonna make me giggle all afternoon

― poxen, Monday, 16 April 2012 15:37 (twelve years ago) link

spending this much time lawyering yourself out of a zing is nagl, even if you win the case you are still a zing lawyer

― iatee, Monday, April 16, 2012 7:23 AM Bookmark

yeah otm

― hologram ned raggett (The Reverend), Monday, 16 April 2012 17:08 (twelve years ago) link

lol at "summer jam screen" tho

― hologram ned raggett (The Reverend), Monday, 16 April 2012 17:09 (twelve years ago) link

i like zing lawyering in that it is tried via zings, the only way to win is if yr zings are better than the original zings, which is tuff obvs as the original zing is a select zing

― lag∞n, Monday, 16 April 2012 18:04 (twelve years ago) link

lol

― flopson, Monday, 16 April 2012 19:00 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/r1vZG.png

― bnw, Monday, 16 April 2012 19:07 (twelve years ago) link

attempted zing quashings can be a heartily enjoyable read.

― estela, Monday, 16 April 2012 19:07 (twelve years ago) link

I love to zinga
About the sunna and the moona and the springa

― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Monday, 16 April 2012 19:08 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.thebestlawyersguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Lawyer.jpg

i demand you repeal that zing!

― flopson, Monday, 16 April 2012 19:08 (twelve years ago) link

"your zinger..."

― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Monday, 16 April 2012 19:09 (twelve years ago) link

my cousin zingy

― estela, Monday, 16 April 2012 19:10 (twelve years ago) link

'objection ur honor the zing, while snappy, clearly lacks substance and could have been swiftly tailored to fit any prominent ilxor'

― diafiyhm (darraghmac), Monday, 16 April 2012 19:12 (twelve years ago) link

Part 3...

Okay, so I've been listening to this album for three weeks straight now and am starting to fall in love. I initially disliked Kill for Love quite strongly (see above). I felt that its accolades were lazy and undeserved, that it was little more than an unfocused exercise in cynical, vacant and rather tediously predictable style. I wanted to dismiss it with prejudice, but felt that I should get to know it in order to more effectively eviscerate its pretensions. Thing is, the more I listened to it, the more distinctive and mysterious it came to seem. The melodies, textures and narratives didn't jump out and grab me at first, but I found that no matter how much I listened, I could neither satisfactorily solve for them nor leave them alone.

Two weeks ago, I allowed that I was "starting to come around". Now I'm almost certain that Kill for Love will wind up being one of my favorite albums of the year. Maybe that's a simple product of time invested, but there aren't many new records that I'd care to listen to 20 or 30 times in the space of a month, and fewer that I could still be productively exploring by that point. I'll happily admit that I don't fully "get" Chromatics, because that's what keeps me coming back.

The first thing I want to talk about here is the idea of distance. Over the past couple weeks, I've read a great many reviews of both Night Drive and Kill for Love, and I'm surprised at how little attention most critics have paid to the way Chromatics "distress" their sound through the application of faux vinyl crackle. This strategy is quite prominent on both albums, and it distances the listener from the music in at least three ways. First, it creates an illusion of separation in time. We are listening to something that does not exist in the now, but is instead arriving to us from the past, from the vinyl-only era of postpunk, Italo-disco and Carpenter-style synth horror soundtracks. The second way the distressed sound distances us is by calling attention to the mechanics of audio reproduction. We are not allowed to sink into the music as immediate/vicarious experience because we are constantly reminded that it is being brought to us via the agency of a medium. The effect is similar to that produced by scratches and dirt on an old motion picture film print. We cannot fully inhabit the vision because we are forced to notice the screen on which it is projected. Finally, the "surface noise" distances us from the music simply by obscuring it. At 2:14 in Chromatics' cover of kate bush's "Running Up That Hill", Ruth Radlet's voice is momentarily lost in distortion and crackle. Here the distancing actually eclipses the music for a moment. This trick is duplicated on the Kill for Love track "Birds of Paradise".

Chromatics' use of this kind of distancing is interesting to me because it helps make sense of their overall aesthetic and approach. When Night Drive came out in 2007, most critics addressed the band's radical shift from fragmentary postpunk rock to sleek, club-friendly electropop, but few admitted how little they'd really changed. Skeletality, noise, mechanical disaffection and staggered rhythms were a big part of the early Chromatics' game, and these are still some of the key elements of their sound. Night Drive and Kill for Love may sound slick and synthetic on the surface, but the individual sonic elements of which they're composed are often quite harsh and awkward. We hear fingers on strings, piercing highs and layers of hissing, curdled static. The rhythmic propulsion is often slightly awkward, lacking dance music's in-the-pocket drive, and most of the tracks feel weirdly scooped out, as though several key elements were missing. Riding over all this discombobulated emptiness is ruth radlet's paper thin whisper of a voice. She has no range to speak of and almost no expressive power. Her singing denies us even electroclash's comedy of confrontational disaffection.

These elements and approaches combine to create an interesting inversion of way "humanity" is conventionally constructed in pop. To some degree or another, we typically equate musical humanity with emotionalism and sentiment. Chromatics flip this completely on its head. In their music, the humanity is the inexpressive. It's the rhythm that doesn't quite come together, the hiccup in the bassline, the failure of the vocals to hit notes or convey emotion. Surrounding this frail and complacent vision of humanity are the mechanisms of music and sound: icy synth arpeggios and plodding drum machines, a fixation on medium and technology, the familiar phrases and melodies that pop songs ordinarily use to convey and induce feeling.

The problem with Kill for Love, mentioned by most critics, is that it's a sprawling, unfocused mess. Not only is it overburdened with second-rate filler, it's very poorly sequenced. Everyone seems to love the band's cover of "Into the Black", but to my mind, this is the song that plays over the end credits. It simply doesn't work as an opening theme. (And I'd like to object very strongly to the Pitchfork review's contention that it is in any sense a "deconstruction" of Neil Young's original. It is not. It does nothing particular novel to or with the song. It does not cause it say anything it didn't say the first time around. It is simply a cover. A nice one, but by no means a reinvention, illumination or deconstruction.) The album's running order as released puts too much emphasis on crispy, brittle, bleach-blonde sunshine up front, sickly horror soundtrack darkness towards the back. Both wear out their welcome, which is unfortunate because there are at least as many worthwhile songs on Kill for Love as there were on Night Drive. The playlist version I'm currently enjoying:

1) Dust to Dust
2) These Streets Will Never Look The Same
3) Kill for Love
4) The Page
5) Candy
6) There's a Light Out On the Horizon
7) Lady
8) Birds of Paradise
9) The River
10) Running from the Sun
11) Into the Black

― yuppie bullshit chocolate blogbait (contenderizer), Monday, April 23, 2012 2:53 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

could you elaborate

― Deverly (Bangelo), Monday, April 23, 2012 3:02 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Monday, 23 April 2012 21:36 (twelve years ago) link

would like to see a zingo judo thread, where attempted zings are deflected back at the would-be zinger with much added zinginess

― the late great, Monday, 23 April 2012 22:26 (twelve years ago) link

lol @ "Part 3 ..."

― flopson, Monday, 23 April 2012 23:26 (twelve years ago) link

― Deverly (Bangelo), Monday, April 23, 2012 3:02 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^ catch a wry zing star

― Poor Turrican (some dude), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 10:35 (twelve years ago) link

Part 3!

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 10:38 (twelve years ago) link

I was gonna post that one but decided not to. I need to trust my zing-stincts

― dayo, Tuesday, 24 April 2012 10:39 (twelve years ago) link

The World of Coca-Cola in Atlanta has Mexican Cokes for sale for like $2 per in the merch area.

― Choad of Choad Hall (kingfish), Saturday, April 28, 2012 4:15 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what an entirely unremarkable fact

― thomp, Saturday, April 28, 2012 6:56 AM (9 hours ago)

― kneel aurmstrong (harbl), Saturday, 28 April 2012 20:29 (twelve years ago) link

:-)

― flopson, Saturday, 28 April 2012 21:00 (twelve years ago) link

my sympathy for people who repeatedly reference their "$200,000 education" is approximately nil

― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, May 5, 2012 3:11 PM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

your hardman stance is a mighty steed and it will take you far in life.

― how did we get here how? (ytth), Saturday, May 5, 2012 3:13 PM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― yo just a couple (Matt P), Saturday, 5 May 2012 22:50 (twelve years ago) link

^ fortune cookie fortunes of the post-ironic future

― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Sunday, 6 May 2012 05:29 (twelve years ago) link

it's weird how little I care about this

― Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, May 9, 2012 2:02 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

is it? go on

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, May 9, 2012 2:02 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

― dayo, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 18:04 (twelve years ago) link

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r250/gordonthomas/382oh_snap.jpg

― the late great, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 18:11 (twelve years ago) link

re: Tom Gabel

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

How nice that selling out enables her to afford such an elaborate operation.

― billstevejim, Wednesday, May 9, 2012 2:59 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

if you save up long enough, maybe you can get an operation that allows you to go fuck yourself

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, May 9, 2012 3:01 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― suidavyvan eht nioj (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 20:07 (twelve years ago) link

A+

― jungleous butterflies strange birds (Eric H.), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 20:10 (twelve years ago) link

these are all terrible of late

― sanskrit, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 20:35 (twelve years ago) link

to whom, st. peter?

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 20:36 (twelve years ago) link

imo hoos' zing would have been more elegant if he'd gone w/ "removing your head from your ass" or something else that necessitates surgery

― the late great, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 20:39 (twelve years ago) link

backdoor brag?

― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 20:40 (twelve years ago) link

backiotomy

― am0n, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 20:42 (twelve years ago) link

welcome back sanskrit!

― ♆ (gr8080), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 20:44 (twelve years ago) link

glad to have you back

― yo just a couple (Matt P), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 20:46 (twelve years ago) link

WHAT sanskrit omg!

― how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 20:47 (twelve years ago) link

something else that necessitates surgery

that would make more sense. hi all, never left.

― sanskrit, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 22:03 (twelve years ago) link

don't call it a comeback

― the late great, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 22:07 (twelve years ago) link

"only posting on ILB" = leaving

fyi

― ♆ (gr8080), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 22:10 (twelve years ago) link

contenderizer have you ever considered blogging

― ♆ (gr8080), Sunday, May 13, 2012 9:04 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he's considered everything

― the late great, Sunday, May 13, 2012 9:05 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Monday, 14 May 2012 15:57 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/EZYFf.png

― dayo, Monday, 14 May 2012 15:58 (twelve years ago) link

haha

― ♆ (gr8080), Monday, 14 May 2012 20:44 (twelve years ago) link

took me a moment

― The Reverend, Monday, 14 May 2012 20:54 (twelve years ago) link

pronounced zingaaaaaah

― the late great, Monday, 14 May 2012 21:24 (twelve years ago) link

Birth name Jung Hana
Also known as Zinger
Born February 2, 1990 (age 22)
Uijeongbu, Gyeonggi, South Korea
Genres hip hop, R&B, pop,
Occupations Songwriter, rapper, singer, dancer
Instruments Vocals
Years active 2009–present
Labels TS Entertainment
Associated acts Secret, Jeon Hyosung, Song Jieun, Han Sunhwa, B.A.P

― nakhchivan, Monday, 14 May 2012 21:27 (twelve years ago) link

should form duo with this guy?
http://www.nndb.com/people/232/000084977/isaac-bashevis-singer-1.jpg

― Philip Nunez, Monday, 14 May 2012 21:32 (twelve years ago) link

from this thread (guy wrote a review about how ugly he found Florence Welch and then started a thread promoting his own duderock band):

They're all really ugly. They have terrible hair, I don't like their clothes, and I don't want to fuck any of them. Also their shoes are really ugly, I think they're too skinny and possibly need to gain some weight. Maybe do something about their faces. Grow some beards. See if they can't look a couple of years older. Or maybe younger. They should look more like they're in a boyband. They should look more like they're in Radiohead. They should be more tall and have different fat distribution. Maybe bleach their hair. Maybe pierce their ears or get cosmetic surgery to look more like Justin Bieber. Actually they're so ugly, I'm not sure it will help. Man, I do not want to put any of them in my vagina, so why on earth would I want to put them in my ears? Look at their awful clothes. They can't seem to make up their minds whether the weather is warm or cold. Like, half of them are wearing leather jackets and the other half are wearing vests. Seem like a total image band to me. And their image screams "I am going to hate this." However, two of them appear to making out in the promo photo, so there might be some good slash fan fiction potential at some point. I don't like the way their legs are all so open. Dirty sluts. They probably want it.

Oh wait, I've just realised that my sound card has gone again. I've just watched the video without sound. But, you know, they're men. It doesn't matter what they sound like, it just matters what they look like. And based on how ugly they are and how much I dislike their clothes, they definitely suck big hairy moosecock.

Now go away.

― They have fangs, They have teeth! (White Chocolate Cheesecake), Sunday, May 20, 2012 10:37 AM (1 hour ago)

amazing

― barman's bar mitz (unregistered), Sunday, 20 May 2012 16:01 (twelve years ago) link

A++

― Just like you, except hot (ShariVari), Sunday, 20 May 2012 16:03 (twelve years ago) link

amaZING

― the late great, Sunday, 20 May 2012 19:53 (twelve years ago) link

awesome

― The Reverend, Sunday, 20 May 2012 20:35 (twelve years ago) link

That is pretty epic

― fine with 49 (sunny successor), Sunday, 20 May 2012 21:00 (twelve years ago) link

Unfortunately 'Man, I do not want to put any of them in my vagina, so why on earth would I want to put them in my ears? ' is way too long for display name purposes

― fine with 49 (sunny successor), Sunday, 20 May 2012 21:02 (twelve years ago) link

not really a zing imo

― flopson, Sunday, 20 May 2012 21:24 (twelve years ago) link

Halfway across the river, the frog suddenly felt a sharp ZING in his back and, out of the corner of his eye, saw the scorpion remove his stinger from the frog's back. A deadening numbness began to creep into his limbs.

"You fool!" croaked the frog, "Now we shall both die! Why on earth did you do that?"

The scorpion shrugged, and did a little jig on the drownings frog's back.

"I could not help myself. It is my nature."

Then they both sank into the muddy waters of the swiftly flowing river.

― the late great, Sunday, 20 May 2012 22:35 (twelve years ago) link

i would crosspost that to "solitary posts, etc." but you've been taking up too much turf in that thread lately

― The Reverend, Sunday, 20 May 2012 22:48 (twelve years ago) link

what band is that about???

― ♆ (gr8080), Monday, 21 May 2012 00:10 (twelve years ago) link

all of them

― mookieproof, Monday, 21 May 2012 00:11 (twelve years ago) link

oh I see, nm

― ♆ (gr8080), Monday, 21 May 2012 00:11 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/HKA7h.jpg

― mexican sumner (electricsound), Monday, 21 May 2012 00:11 (twelve years ago) link

i would put the valentines in my vagina, personally

― The Reverend, Monday, 21 May 2012 02:07 (twelve years ago) link

i thought that was just a regular white chocolate cheesecake post

― judas, a scary ho (some dude), Monday, 21 May 2012 02:49 (twelve years ago) link

lol

also floppy otm

― twittering spinster (k3vin k.), Monday, 21 May 2012 03:04 (twelve years ago) link

was all pretty bizarre for posting one youtube

― bnw, Monday, 21 May 2012 03:06 (twelve years ago) link

The guy whose band it was posted a vile sexist screed about Florence And The Machine and has since surfaced as a lame "ILX" personality. All deserved IMHO.

― Sisig Steve (stevie), Monday, 21 May 2012 07:07 (twelve years ago) link

errr, to be clear, i meant the valentines pictured immediately above my post. didn't realize the band in question shared the name. i would not put them in my vagina.

― The Reverend, Monday, 21 May 2012 09:46 (twelve years ago) link

only thing i haven't figured out is how we connected the Florence blog guy with the band (don't feel like following all the links myself)

― Lee971 (Lee626), Monday, 21 May 2012 10:40 (twelve years ago) link

he turned up and announced himself iirc

― ban halen (electricsound), Monday, 21 May 2012 10:54 (twelve years ago) link

and has since surfaced as a lame "ILX" personality.

This confused me into thinking it meant he turned out to be a reg socking it up. I assume I misread this.

― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Monday, 21 May 2012 11:05 (twelve years ago) link

xp but that was after his band had already been identified

― Lee971 (Lee626), Monday, 21 May 2012 11:06 (twelve years ago) link

hate to say it, but there are totally things worth stealing in that florence blog thing:

http://www.sickchirpse.com/2012/05/07/when-will-florence-welch-just-fuck-off/

― scott seward, Monday, 21 May 2012 13:23 (twelve years ago) link

i like a bunch of them. they're evocative! a david lynch-directed toothbrush. i never would have thought of that.

― scott seward, Monday, 21 May 2012 13:25 (twelve years ago) link

a cross between linda blair and a wizard's hand, sorry, that's just creative. i even like the ones where i don't know the brit celebrity involved cuz they remind me of calum.

― scott seward, Monday, 21 May 2012 13:27 (twelve years ago) link

like i kinda can't believe one of them isn't nicky wire in a banana suit.

― scott seward, Monday, 21 May 2012 13:28 (twelve years ago) link

the zing that dare not speak its name

― the late great, Monday, 21 May 2012 14:26 (twelve years ago) link

tbc i don't disagree with the spirit of the post just doesn't have that tangy zip [of miracle whip]

― flopson, Monday, 21 May 2012 16:28 (twelve years ago) link

The guy whose band it was posted a vile sexist screed about Florence And The Machine and has since surfaced as a lame "ILX" personality.

― Sisig Steve (stevie), Monday, May 21, 2012 3:07 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

seriously, why don't we just ban sexist/racist posters instead of making this big dumb unfunny spectacle out of it (ask ____ threads, frogbs) every time

― flopson, Monday, 21 May 2012 16:41 (twelve years ago) link

that is an excellent question

― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Monday, 21 May 2012 16:42 (twelve years ago) link

whos fundamental logic leads to the death of ilx

― lag∞n, Monday, 21 May 2012 16:44 (twelve years ago) link

frogbs has had ups and downs but he's ended up being a good addition to the fold imo

― bailiwick bill (forksclovetofu), Monday, 21 May 2012 16:47 (twelve years ago) link

einh i wouldn't miss him

― flopson, Monday, 21 May 2012 16:54 (twelve years ago) link

pretty sure people hope for spectacular stupidity. more memes!

― goole, Monday, 21 May 2012 16:59 (twelve years ago) link

i mean, a sissymanwhore only shows up once in a lifetime. you have to make do with occasional bored assholes.

― goole, Monday, 21 May 2012 17:00 (twelve years ago) link

i disagree altho i also fp'd sissymanwhore

― flopson, Monday, 21 May 2012 17:03 (twelve years ago) link

WHAT

― goole, Monday, 21 May 2012 17:03 (twelve years ago) link

he's kinda boring tbh
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/516cMSXPKeL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

― bailiwick bill (forksclovetofu), Monday, 21 May 2012 17:05 (twelve years ago) link

still unconvinced that the guy was legit and not just a sockpuppet

― mh, Monday, 21 May 2012 18:01 (twelve years ago) link

he was obviously a sockpuppet

― the late great, Monday, 21 May 2012 18:22 (twelve years ago) link

what about the post

― flopson, Monday, 21 May 2012 18:31 (twelve years ago) link

seen some pixels in my time

― phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Monday, 21 May 2012 19:25 (twelve years ago) link

I think it's actually tank-tops, rather than vests.

― how's life, Monday, 21 May 2012 19:32 (twelve years ago) link

british people call tank tops "vests". it's fucked up.

― The Reverend, Monday, 21 May 2012 20:26 (twelve years ago) link

agree that dude deserved the hate, but also that (taken out of context) there are a bunch of classic lines in that "review"

― spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Monday, 21 May 2012 21:57 (twelve years ago) link

i dont give a fuck about that dude but that post is the best argument for never ever banning ka-- er, WCC

― ♆ (gr8080), Monday, 21 May 2012 21:59 (twelve years ago) link

oh for sure

― mh, Monday, 21 May 2012 22:01 (twelve years ago) link

british people call tank tops "vests". it's fucked up.

― The Reverend, Monday, May 21, 2012 3:26 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is legit fucked up, i'm going to need counseling about this.

― wack nerd zinging in the dead of night (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 21 May 2012 23:29 (twelve years ago) link

we call them singlets

― ban halen (electricsound), Monday, 21 May 2012 23:31 (twelve years ago) link

that's dope, good job

― wack nerd zinging in the dead of night (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 21 May 2012 23:46 (twelve years ago) link

In the US, we call them sniglets.

― Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 21 May 2012 23:49 (twelve years ago) link

where I come from we call them zinglets

― chris paul george hill (dayo), Monday, 21 May 2012 23:52 (twelve years ago) link

At least we dont call them "wifebeaters" here.

― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Monday, 21 May 2012 23:58 (twelve years ago) link

tho i have heard them called that on occasion

― ban halen (electricsound), Monday, 21 May 2012 23:59 (twelve years ago) link

At least we dont call them "wifebeaters" here.

― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Monday, May 21, 2012 6:58 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

No, you call those "Queenslanders", amirite?

― pplains, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 00:04 (twelve years ago) link

uh

― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 00:10 (twelve years ago) link

now let's not get the rspca involved amirite

― ban halen (electricsound), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 00:11 (twelve years ago) link

hahaha

― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 00:25 (twelve years ago) link

seriously, why don't we just ban sexist/racist posters instead of making this big dumb unfunny spectacle out of it (ask ____ threads, frogbs) every time

sure am glad you felt the need to call me out by name, hope you get all the lols and excelsiors you deserve (eat shit)

― frogbs, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 20:17 (twelve years ago) link

(eat shit)

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 20:17 (twelve years ago) link

(eat shit)

― Impetuous hybrid (Matt P), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 20:24 (twelve years ago) link

callin a frogbs out by name when shit gets eated

― Impetuous hybrid (Matt P), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 20:25 (twelve years ago) link

otm

― Serov devochka s persikami (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 20:31 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79rHMifBODs

― ʕ•̫͡ʕ•̫͡ʕ•̫͡ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 20:42 (twelve years ago) link

how long until one of you idiots mentions burzum

― rock the swagon and g.o.a.t. it (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, May 23, 2012 4:33 PM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the first person to mention burzum on this thread will definitely be an idiot

― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, May 23, 2012 4:35 PM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― wack nerd zinging in the dead of night (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 22:02 (twelve years ago) link

A+

― littledotheyknow (D-40), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 22:07 (twelve years ago) link

lol

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 23:14 (twelve years ago) link

that's like the perfect self-zing set up

― flopson, Thursday, 24 May 2012 00:02 (twelve years ago) link

iatee is the best

― flopson, Sunday, May 27, 2012 1:22 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sometimes i would just read his posts in threads & skip all the others

― flopson, Sunday, May 27, 2012 1:28 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i often did something kinda like that

― lag∞n, Sunday, May 27, 2012 1:43 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― five and a QUARTER three and a HALF (los blue jeans), Sunday, 27 May 2012 21:56 (twelve years ago) link

Omg totally read that wrong earlier. Lola.

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Sunday, 27 May 2012 22:22 (twelve years ago) link

i would never have guessed that that was a zing

― flopson, Sunday, 27 May 2012 22:57 (twelve years ago) link

lol, so stealthy, sneakin up on a zing

― spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Sunday, 27 May 2012 22:59 (twelve years ago) link

lola? I meant lolz.

x-post - That's why it's so brilliant!

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Sunday, 27 May 2012 23:04 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-g5YNPzr8NM

― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 27 May 2012 23:06 (twelve years ago) link

i thought lola was intentional & was like yo i might use that haha

― flopson, Sunday, 27 May 2012 23:07 (twelve years ago) link

hahhaahaha

I shoulda just played it off. Dammit!

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Sunday, 27 May 2012 23:09 (twelve years ago) link

play it off lola cat.

― pplains, Sunday, 27 May 2012 23:38 (twelve years ago) link

xxp me too

― spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Monday, 28 May 2012 01:02 (twelve years ago) link

I'm saying we all get to use it from now on
so it is decreed

― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Monday, 28 May 2012 03:09 (twelve years ago) link

my daughter thought the lyrics to "jump in the line" were "shake your lola" instead of "shake senora" and sang it constantly for a couple months so know I think of lola as a euphemism for booty

― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 17:12 (twelve years ago) link

<3 her

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 17:17 (twelve years ago) link

shake shake shake your lola
shake it all the time

― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 19:11 (twelve years ago) link

shake shake shake your lola
shake it all the time

― the late great, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 19:12 (twelve years ago) link

shake shake shake your lola
shake it all the time

― Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 19:17 (twelve years ago) link

work work work your lola
work it all the time

― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 19:18 (twelve years ago) link

Your lola dances Calypso
Left to right is de tempo
And when she gets the sensation
She go up in the air, come down in slow motion

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 19:48 (twelve years ago) link

<3 you all

― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 22:11 (twelve years ago) link

ok
i believe you

― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 31 May 2012 02:21 (twelve years ago) link

lol bellisimo

― spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Thursday, 31 May 2012 05:04 (twelve years ago) link

haven't seen Bridesmaids either, was that a big role?

― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 19:36 (48 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

PAGING DR MORBS: TUOMAS HAS HACKED YR ACCOUNT

― Sisig Steve (stevie), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 19:37 (47 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― blossom smulch (schlump), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 19:31 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

ehhhh ilm has never been into young female singer-songwriters though, has it

― liberté, égalité, beyoncé (lex pretend), Monday, April 23, 2012 10:22 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

where would women in music be without their sister lex taking care of them?

― wack nerd zinging in the dead of night (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, June 13, 2012 2:02 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― here's my lumber, so jack me maybe (some dude), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 03:03 (twelve years ago) link

lex is not young

― the late great, Wednesday, 20 June 2012 04:22 (twelve years ago) link

older sister surely

― tempus fuggerit (electricsound), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 04:26 (twelve years ago) link

he is older

― the late great, Wednesday, 20 June 2012 04:26 (twelve years ago) link

lex is not young

― the late great, Wednesday, June 20, 2012 12:22 AM (20 hours ago) Bookmark

idg what bearing this has on the preceding post?

― here's my lumber, so jack me maybe (some dude), Thursday, 21 June 2012 01:22 (twelve years ago) link

he should have gone with 'mother'

― Lamp, Thursday, 21 June 2012 03:02 (twelve years ago) link

ty lj

― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Thursday, 21 June 2012 04:39 (twelve years ago) link

sorry for jokes bruv

― the late great, Thursday, 21 June 2012 06:25 (twelve years ago) link

on Eyes Wide Shut:

My wife and I saw this movie on our honeymoon on a hot day in Hawaii. Actually, we saw a third of it before the projector broker. Then we kind of looked at each other, shrugged, and went out to dinner instead.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, June 25, 2012 12:23 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

perhaps it's a film about how marriage attracts the mutually tasteless
― Ward Fowler, Monday, June 25, 2012 3:12 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― old people are made of poop (Eric H.), Monday, 25 June 2012 17:16 (twelve years ago) link

lool

― carly rae (flopson), Monday, 25 June 2012 20:11 (twelve years ago) link

marriage zings are harsh

― carly rae (flopson), Monday, 25 June 2012 20:15 (twelve years ago) link

marriage is even harsher amirite

― Misc. Carnivora (Matt P), Monday, 25 June 2012 20:44 (twelve years ago) link

one zing to rule them all

I never really thought of Vice as anything but an assemblage of like good zine writers until one started writing the second most popular TV show on my Twitter feed and now I think I p much wasted my life

― la musica de harry frogbs (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, June 19, 2012 9:07 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark

idk maybe i misread this?

― some dude, Tuesday, June 26, 2012 11:10 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you did

― some dude nights (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, June 26, 2012 11:59 PM (Yesterday)

did you waste your life because you read a magazine by one of the people who went on to make Girls or because you didn't try to write for a place that might one day be a springboard into working for HBO? i guess that's the part that really confused me

― some dude, Wednesday, June 27, 2012 9:45 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

posting on ilx, iirc

― mh, Wednesday, June 27, 2012 9:56 AM (2 hours ago)

― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 16:58 (twelve years ago) link

what's the first most popular show on whiney's twitter feed?

― carly rae (flopson), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 17:04 (twelve years ago) link

mad men iirc -scholar of whinology

― Mordy, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 17:24 (twelve years ago) link

I weakly tried to imply it was MTV Cribs a few weeks ago, but it didn't take

― mh, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 18:25 (twelve years ago) link

never really understood people's love of "posting on ilx is the WORST haha oh wait" subliminal self-zings

― some dude, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 18:31 (twelve years ago) link

hey, it's the best thing going for me when it comes to cultural criticism, but some people are apparently doing this professionally

― mh, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 18:39 (twelve years ago) link

"cultural criticism" = i'm gonna write fancy about stuff i hear in starbucks and watch on tv

― Mordy, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 18:41 (twelve years ago) link

:)

― mh, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 18:41 (twelve years ago) link

never really understood people's love of "posting on ilx is the WORST haha oh wait" subliminal self-zings

― some dude, Wednesday, June 27, 2012 2:31 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i understand them, but i dont really get celebrating that tired old joke as the height of zingery

― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 18:47 (twelve years ago) link

it's kinda tired to be pulling the same ol' "the whole SYSTEM is out of order!" thing

― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 18:47 (twelve years ago) link

i'm actually currently in talks with HBO about a tv show based on things on i've posted to ilx

― carly rae (flopson), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 18:55 (twelve years ago) link

I want to be the ”samantha”

― wack nerd zinging in the dead of night (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 18:56 (twelve years ago) link

flopson will there be boobs in it

― ♆ (gr8080), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 19:16 (twelve years ago) link

ilxmailed you dude

― sarahell, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 19:53 (twelve years ago) link

fyi everyone sarahell did not webmail me boobs

― ♆ (gr8080), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 20:11 (twelve years ago) link

casting as luriqua as the jessa character

― carly rae (flopson), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 20:43 (twelve years ago) link

is this the most famous coming out of a young famous person ever? i know that old/er celeb types have done it but.. nothing springs to mind like this.
Will Young in the UK i guess..

― piscesx, Wednesday, July 4, 2012 1:22 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

idk. zack quinto and homie from glee came out and are much more famous than frank ocean.

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, July 4, 2012 1:38 PM (51 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I mean neither of those guys wrote a blog post but they're in the same category

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, July 4, 2012 1:39 PM (50 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― some dude nights (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 4 July 2012 18:35 (twelve years ago) link

what an odd way for me to find out frank ocean is gay: by zingogram

― Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 4 July 2012 19:06 (twelve years ago) link

idg the zing tbh

― k3vin k., Wednesday, 4 July 2012 19:28 (twelve years ago) link

only way piecesx understands fame is if someone is blog-famous

― some dude nights (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 4 July 2012 20:19 (twelve years ago) link

you tweet and tumblr! zing!

― the late great, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 20:22 (twelve years ago) link

i'm hearing "blog-famous" to the same tune as "slum beautiful"

― Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 4 July 2012 20:30 (twelve years ago) link

only way piecesx understands fame is if someone is blog-famous

― some dude nights (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, July 4, 2012 4:19 PM (50 minutes ago)

ah ty

― k3vin k., Wednesday, 4 July 2012 21:10 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

this is so good, easily my favorite album of the year so far. i didn't really get "pyramids" when i first heard it, but in the context of the album, it makes perfect sense. i had to settle into the mood first, and that often takes me a while, slow learner.

love "thinkin bout you" right out the gate, no reservations about the falsetto, just gorgeous. inclined to think of "sierra leone" and "sweet life" as treading water, but they set the vibe so that when "super rich kids" breaks the surface (a little), it really stands out, another favorite, earl as mvp. everything from there through "lost" is flawless, and "sweet life" is creeping on me. fucking "pilot jones", damn. gets a little rough towards the end with "monks" and "forrest gump", but "bad religion" and "pink matter" make it worth hanging in.

"pilot jones" and "crack rock" remind me of sly stone circa riot, same kind of blurry, detached sadness and beauty, like it's too painful to lift a finger, but the memory of happier times keeps bleeding through. not a sound/vibe i encounter much in contemporary music. kills me.

― contenderizer, Thursday, July 19, 2012 12:46 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

if only

― r|t|c, Thursday, July 19, 2012 7:05 AM (51 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Barack 2 Chainz Obama (some dude), Thursday, 19 July 2012 11:07 (twelve years ago) link

ice cold

― the late great, Thursday, 19 July 2012 11:32 (twelve years ago) link

hahaha

― ♆ (gr8080), Thursday, 19 July 2012 20:00 (twelve years ago) link

less of a "zing", more of a "dick move" imo

― This clam, stranded on someone’s floor, is trying to dig itself (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 July 2012 23:06 (twelve years ago) link

work hard play hard

― the late great, Friday, 20 July 2012 23:08 (twelve years ago) link

r|t|c is not that type of poster, forks

― nakhchivan, Friday, 20 July 2012 23:13 (twelve years ago) link

*shrug*
seems like a dick move in that context

― This clam, stranded on someone’s floor, is trying to dig itself (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 July 2012 23:35 (twelve years ago) link

u should ban him, forks

― ♆ (gr8080), Friday, 20 July 2012 23:36 (twelve years ago) link

awesome that the phrase "dick move" is like a batsignal 4 u

― This clam, stranded on someone’s floor, is trying to dig itself (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 July 2012 23:59 (twelve years ago) link

too soon

― Misc. Carnivora (Matt P), Saturday, 21 July 2012 00:00 (twelve years ago) link

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Move

― buzza, Saturday, 21 July 2012 00:02 (twelve years ago) link

he was already here tbh

― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Saturday, 21 July 2012 00:38 (twelve years ago) link

i mean if a batsignal was just something people shined on batman from point blank at parties to provoke a response, then ok

― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Saturday, 21 July 2012 00:39 (twelve years ago) link

ha!

― scott seward, Saturday, 21 July 2012 00:40 (twelve years ago) link

its really too soon for dark night jokes :(

― ♆ (gr8080), Saturday, 21 July 2012 00:44 (twelve years ago) link

o shit matt p beat me to it

― ♆ (gr8080), Saturday, 21 July 2012 00:54 (twelve years ago) link

too late

― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 21 July 2012 02:11 (twelve years ago) link

^thought about it

― Misc. Carnivora (Matt P), Saturday, 21 July 2012 02:12 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/QvFGI.gif

― ♆ (gr8080), Saturday, 21 July 2012 02:45 (twelve years ago) link

cave cool

― Barack 2 Chainz Obama (some dude), Saturday, 21 July 2012 03:53 (twelve years ago) link

lol

― Misc. Carnivora (Matt P), Saturday, 21 July 2012 04:18 (twelve years ago) link

i set that one up, so i can hardly blame r|t|c for closing the deal

― contenderizer, Saturday, 21 July 2012 07:12 (twelve years ago) link

Could we please retire the word "bat signal" its totes offensive to

someone

― sarahell, Saturday, 21 July 2012 07:22 (twelve years ago) link

...

― bad wife decisions (electricsound), Saturday, 21 July 2012 07:36 (twelve years ago) link

*spree killing trigger warning*

― the late great, Saturday, 21 July 2012 07:41 (twelve years ago) link

i am definitely more offended by "totes" and it's/its confusion than anyone is offended by "bat signal"

― some dude, Saturday, 21 July 2012 12:05 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.totes-isotoner.com/images/set_a/en_us/global/globalnav/header/totes-slot-logo.jpg

― tokyo rosemary, Saturday, 21 July 2012 13:12 (twelve years ago) link

its not even a tote, totes doesnt understand it's own identity

― lag∞n, Saturday, 21 July 2012 15:41 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/N2id5.jpg

this is totes a tote

― lag∞n, Saturday, 21 July 2012 15:53 (twelve years ago) link

ceci n'est pas une tote

― , Blogger (schlump), Saturday, 21 July 2012 16:08 (twelve years ago) link

heh

― lag∞n, Saturday, 21 July 2012 16:16 (twelve years ago) link

guys, i was *makes drinky-drinky motion* and joking, but go ahead with the derail if you must

― sarahell, Saturday, 21 July 2012 19:14 (twelve years ago) link

do you say the whole word "totally" when sober?

― nakhchi little van (some dude), Saturday, 21 July 2012 21:09 (twelve years ago) link

Yes i do

― sarahell, Saturday, 21 July 2012 23:17 (twelve years ago) link

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/50332_309298141268_993255_n.jpg

― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 21 July 2012 23:43 (twelve years ago) link

^^ I've broken down and said this a few times, no one is perfect

― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 21 July 2012 23:45 (twelve years ago) link

one of my best friends said that once and i think he could feel my palpable disdain over the phone line

― nakhchi little van (some dude), Sunday, 22 July 2012 02:07 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.allposters.com/IMAGES/GAN/CKI13.jpg

― Sig Sig Ruman (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 22 July 2012 02:40 (twelve years ago) link

I say everything

― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Monday, 23 July 2012 04:56 (twelve years ago) link

i guess i don't get that upset about libraries having to pay for something i get for "free" when i'm already paying taxes to get that free service -- i'd happily pay more in taxes if that were an option! this is win-win. the library gets my money, the artists get the library's money. and because of the weekly limit, the expense is only a few bucks at a time.

― SHOCKING THE ACER ARENA (get bent), Sunday, July 22, 2012 6:55 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah but there isn't a 'do you want taxes to go up and more money to go to libraries' button that you get to press

― iatee, Sunday, July 22, 2012 6:57 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's called a voting lever.

― SHOCKING THE ACER ARENA (get bent), Sunday, July 22, 2012 6:58 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― sanskrit, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 01:38 (twelve years ago) link

aha hahahahaha

― camp lo magellan (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 01:40 (twelve years ago) link

more of a dialogue out of a jr high civics video than a 'zing'

― iatee, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 01:41 (twelve years ago) link

do we even have levers anymore? out here we fill in bubbles like on standardized tests

― sarahell, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 01:44 (twelve years ago) link

anyway my point in that conv was within our democratic system you don't get to express your super specific preferences outside of ballot measures, but ya, oh man democracy forgot about that, zinged

― iatee, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 01:45 (twelve years ago) link

dont defend yrself in the zing thread, antidemocratic

― lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 01:47 (twelve years ago) link

off the island

― baking (soda), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 01:47 (twelve years ago) link

uh, that is why there are ballot measures, and that is what they do

― sarahell, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 01:47 (twelve years ago) link

no california on the zing thread, antidemocratic

― lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 01:48 (twelve years ago) link

what about instant run-off voting for zings?

― sarahell, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 01:49 (twelve years ago) link

post zings, enjoy zings, this is our charter

― lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 01:49 (twelve years ago) link

ya I don't want to be a zing lawyer it's just that that was quoted w/o context, within context it was not a zing, and thus if it is not a zing I am not a zing lawyer, just a regular lawyer

― iatee, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 01:51 (twelve years ago) link

dude, that is a sub-lou-jag argument. motion denied!

― sarahell, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 01:52 (twelve years ago) link

^ thread police

― am0n, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 01:55 (twelve years ago) link

proud to serve!

― sarahell, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 01:56 (twelve years ago) link

iatee you could do w/ watching some jr high civics videos

― the late great, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 02:11 (twelve years ago) link

then i'll tell you about urban planning

― the late great, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 02:12 (twelve years ago) link

ballot measures are shit

― goole, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 02:13 (twelve years ago) link

unlike zings

― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 02:13 (twelve years ago) link

both are cheap

― the late great, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 02:15 (twelve years ago) link

hey late great why don't we get into another hour long argument where at the end you realize that you agree w/ me and you just hadn't understood what we were arguing about

― iatee, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 02:16 (twelve years ago) link

that would be a fantastic way to spend tonight

― iatee, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 02:16 (twelve years ago) link

what is all this, are people just posting quotes from fumbling early days speeches at the zing toastmasters.

― estela, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 02:20 (twelve years ago) link

maybe you should start a thread and call it "iatees imaginary debate victories" xpost

― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 02:23 (twelve years ago) link

at this point I can't post anything on ilx w/o getting jumped on by the 40 y/o dad brigade

― iatee, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 02:24 (twelve years ago) link

ya burnt

― sanskrit, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 02:25 (twelve years ago) link

face dude i am 39

― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 02:26 (twelve years ago) link

34

― the late great, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 03:03 (twelve years ago) link

I guess you guys should rename your club

― iatee, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 03:13 (twelve years ago) link

fwiw iatee it didn't seem like a zing to me

― nakhchi little van (some dude), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 03:32 (twelve years ago) link

at this point I can't post anything on ilx w/o getting jumped on by the 40 y/o dad brigade

― iatee, Monday, July 23, 2012 10:24 PM (1 hour ago)

solid hit

― Al S. Burr! (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 03:36 (twelve years ago) link

whos in the 40 y/o dad dickhole zing posse

― lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 03:41 (twelve years ago) link

big up that crew

― buzza, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 03:43 (twelve years ago) link

I guess I have a dog so that must get me partial credit

― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 03:44 (twelve years ago) link

i have a dog too

― the late great, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 03:51 (twelve years ago) link

guess we'll have to rename our crew

― the late great, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 03:51 (twelve years ago) link

ya I don't even understand why you originally called it the 40 y/o dad brigade

― iatee, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 03:52 (twelve years ago) link

howbout the 'easily offended internet angrymen who are not quite but almost 40

― iatee, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 03:53 (twelve years ago) link

I guess that's not as catchy

― iatee, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 03:54 (twelve years ago) link

Or accurate!

― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 03:54 (twelve years ago) link

that's true its not like you two are easily offended interent angrymen

― iatee, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 03:55 (twelve years ago) link

hmm what else could we call it

― iatee, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 03:55 (twelve years ago) link

yah dude cut to the bone

― the late great, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 03:55 (twelve years ago) link

fataliatee

― the late great, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 03:55 (twelve years ago) link

haha I like it

― iatee, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 03:55 (twelve years ago) link

that's true its not like you two are easily offended interent angrymen

Dude you are hilariously off here

― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 03:58 (twelve years ago) link

no need to blow up man I was just joking

― iatee, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 03:59 (twelve years ago) link

Ok in all seriousness let's not ruin the zing thread w/this. We can go to the beef thread or whatever but this is hitting excelsior ruining level.

― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 04:05 (twelve years ago) link

I respect your calm and rational mod decision here, you know you've made a lot of progress for an EOIA

― iatee, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 04:06 (twelve years ago) link

EOIAteeeeeeeeeeeee

― the late great, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 04:07 (twelve years ago) link

haha

― iatee, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 04:07 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.bphope.com/bphopeblog/image.axd?picture=2012%2F4%2Fhamster.jpg

― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 04:08 (twelve years ago) link

Ah shit forgot image tags

― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 04:09 (twelve years ago) link

but srsly -> if an ilx beef threatens to take over a perfectly innocent thread you can politely direct people here.

― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 04:14 (twelve years ago) link

I have no beef w/ anyone

― iatee, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 04:15 (twelve years ago) link

that thread sucks tbh

― Al S. Burr! (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 04:16 (twelve years ago) link

not surprised that olds would dig it tho ~\o/~

― Al S. Burr! (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 04:16 (twelve years ago) link

otm

― iatee, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 04:16 (twelve years ago) link

whoops lol

― Al S. Burr! (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 04:16 (twelve years ago) link

I have no beef w/ anyone

― iatee, Tuesday, July 24, 2012 4:15 AM (12 minutes ago)

full bellyrolling lols

― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 04:28 (twelve years ago) link

I live a beefless life, I'm no EOIA I tell you

― iatee, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 04:33 (twelve years ago) link

take it to the other thread or stfu you bore.

― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 04:37 (twelve years ago) link

Zing thread is a sacred institution imo, nobody needs to put up w/our whiny bullshit in it.

― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 04:40 (twelve years ago) link

yes, iatee is the one with the beef here, clearly

― Al S. Burr! (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 04:40 (twelve years ago) link

you're whining and we're loling @ u. go to bed gramps

― Al S. Burr! (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 04:41 (twelve years ago) link

EIEIO

― the late great, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 04:43 (twelve years ago) link

See you over there too k3v

― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 04:44 (twelve years ago) link

k1114 k3114

― the late great, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 04:46 (twelve years ago) link

times like this i miss old noize where we would all already be banned

― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 04:47 (twelve years ago) link

warriors toddlers come out and plaaay

― the late great, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 05:03 (twelve years ago) link

~\o/~

― PITILESS LIVE SHOW (DJP), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 11:29 (twelve years ago) link

not zinging but drowning

― estela, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 11:56 (twelve years ago) link

~/\~\o/~/\~

― Mordy, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 12:09 (twelve years ago) link

that is much better than the "extreme armpit bo" interpretation I had

― PITILESS LIVE SHOW (DJP), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 13:26 (twelve years ago) link

u are all enemied ^_^

― hot sauce delivery device (mh), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 13:33 (twelve years ago) link

the sad thing is iatee is right (tho estela said it better) about that not being a partic strong 'zing' but first rule of zing thread is if u try to argue your self out of getting zinged u automatically zing yrself 100x harder

― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 13:49 (twelve years ago) link

the zing can not be unzung

― hot sauce delivery device (mh), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 13:51 (twelve years ago) link

can't zing for your supper

― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 13:52 (twelve years ago) link

this needs to be posted every time someone tries that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbZEkFLXh9Y

― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 13:54 (twelve years ago) link

ya I totally agree slocki I was annoyed by being zung by some auditioning for schoolhouse rock but I should have let it be

― iatee, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 14:21 (twelve years ago) link

if it really was a bad zing history will vindicate you

― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 14:25 (twelve years ago) link

s1ocki otm

― nakhchi little van (some dude), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 14:27 (twelve years ago) link

thats a good point and unlike most bad zings at least it was educational xp

― iatee, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 14:28 (twelve years ago) link

what you have to do is just go out there and resolve to zing twice as hard

― lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 14:29 (twelve years ago) link

he who zings last iirc

― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 14:31 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lY1t81-Hdw

― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 00:20 (twelve years ago) link

the zong remains the zame

― Tartar Mouantcheoux (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 01:15 (twelve years ago) link

a+

― the late great, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 02:48 (twelve years ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tm27zd5Okso

― Fareed Zaireeka (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 01:54 (twelve years ago) link

fucking hell comedians are utterly worthless creatures

― lex pretend, Tuesday, August 21, 2012 8:49 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

NONE of these are REMOTELY FUNNY

― lex pretend, Tuesday, August 21, 2012 8:49 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah like can you imagine ever being that desperate for attention

― r|t|c, Tuesday, August 21, 2012 8:53 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

― jed_, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 12:18 (twelve years ago) link

Lol

― Jandek at the Disco (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 13:27 (twelve years ago) link

the mogadishu 93 of takedowns

― A.R.R.Y. Kane (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 19:41 (twelve years ago) link

why stop there when there's leningrad

― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 19:54 (twelve years ago) link

"It's almost... as if..."

Stop it now ILX.

― This Is... The Police (dog latin), Friday, August 31, 2012 10:11 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It's almost as if you got zinged on another thread.

― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Friday, August 31, 2012 10:14 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 31 August 2012 15:20 (twelve years ago) link

Read and heard very little about the speach. I'm guessing u were all impressed w/ how Mittens DEFINED HIMSELF.

Hope you have fun parsing the (occasionally) more subtle, artful lies on display next week.

― Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Friday, August 31, 2012 9:19 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

nobody is sitting in that chair you're arguing with fyi

― cute, banned, alert (some dude), Saturday, September 1, 2012 12:56 PM (45 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― a bag of andy capp's hot fries (stevie), Saturday, 1 September 2012 12:44 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.welshantiques.com/lipwork1.jpg

― darraghback (darraghmac), Saturday, 1 September 2012 13:12 (twelve years ago) link

ha ha

― congratulations (n/a), Saturday, 1 September 2012 13:30 (twelve years ago) link

oh snap

― the late great, Sunday, 2 September 2012 19:34 (twelve years ago) link

R.I.P. @Ink2flashyy

― RAP GAME MARiSSA MARCHANT (gr8080), Wednesday, September 5, 2012 5:01 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

grady what's the dn mean?

― This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, September 8, 2012 2:06 AM (13 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's a reference to a youtube comedy rapper, surprised it went over your head

― manic pixie, mercy, yo chick she's so quirky (some dude), Saturday, September 8, 2012 7:15 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― centibutt hz (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 8 September 2012 19:40 (twelve years ago) link

oh snap oh snap oh snap oh snap oh snap oh snap oh snap oh snap oh snap oh snap oh snap oh snap oh snap oh snap oh snap oh snap oh snap oh snap oh snap oh snap oh snap oh snap oh snap oh snap oh snap oh snap oh snap oh snap oh snap oh snap oh snap oh snap oh snap oh snap oh snap oh snap oh snap oh snap oh snap oh snap oh snap oh snap oh snap oh snap oh snap

― kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 8 September 2012 20:04 (twelve years ago) link

http://fasthugs.typepad.com/blog/images/2007/10/12/jew_oughta_know.jpg
dis is a zing?

― This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 8 September 2012 20:05 (twelve years ago) link

is that like a kitty pryde zing?

― the late great, Saturday, 8 September 2012 20:21 (twelve years ago) link

more of an autotune the news zing

― manic pixie, mercy, yo chick she's so quirky (some dude), Sunday, 9 September 2012 03:14 (twelve years ago) link

forks i ctrl+f'd your name in the riff raff thread and noticed you'd never posted. have you actually managed to stay unaware of his existence all the way in to September 2012?

if so, it might be more shocking than learning that you went a decade having never seen a Narduwar interview.

― RAP GAME MARiSSA MARCHANT (gr8080), Sunday, 9 September 2012 06:15 (twelve years ago) link

nah, i know riff raff. i just don't like him and can't imagine wanting to talk about him.

― This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 9 September 2012 06:32 (twelve years ago) link

zing.

― RAP GAME MARiSSA MARCHANT (gr8080), Sunday, 9 September 2012 06:39 (twelve years ago) link

so that's a riff raff reference then?

― This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 9 September 2012 06:40 (twelve years ago) link

gr8080

― if markers existed (buzza), Sunday, 9 September 2012 06:51 (twelve years ago) link

forks do you want to talk a out riff raff or not

― RAP GAME MARiSSA MARCHANT (gr8080), Sunday, 9 September 2012 07:40 (twelve years ago) link

*about

― RAP GAME MARiSSA MARCHANT (gr8080), Sunday, 9 September 2012 07:40 (twelve years ago) link

desperately

― This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 9 September 2012 14:55 (twelve years ago) link

i went a decade without having seen a narduwar interview. two, even

― catbus otm (gbx), Sunday, 9 September 2012 14:58 (twelve years ago) link

a hex upon yr house

― lag∞n, Sunday, 9 September 2012 15:00 (twelve years ago) link

i remember seeing enthusiastic descriptions of nardwuar's schtick on newsgroups in like the 90s and have managed to avoid actually seeing him ever since

― manic pixie, mercy, yo chick she's so quirky (some dude), Sunday, 9 September 2012 20:13 (twelve years ago) link

hes super wonderful

― lag∞n, Sunday, 9 September 2012 20:14 (twelve years ago) link

this is zing thread. where is zings.

― the late great, Sunday, 9 September 2012 20:14 (twelve years ago) link

last time someone got zinged on ilx was in 2003

― flopson, Sunday, 9 September 2012 20:15 (twelve years ago) link

yeah i think we need to artificially nurture some zings with some easily zingable material

― ask morbs if he is better off than he was 4 days ago (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 9 September 2012 20:17 (twelve years ago) link

what does that look like?

― the late great, Sunday, 9 September 2012 20:18 (twelve years ago) link

ans: YOUR FACE

ZINGGGGGGGGGG

― the late great, Sunday, 9 September 2012 20:18 (twelve years ago) link

the animal collective

― ask morbs if he is better off than he was 4 days ago (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 9 September 2012 20:19 (twelve years ago) link

time was ppl would say naively laudatory things about the animal collective and then they would be zinged

― ask morbs if he is better off than he was 4 days ago (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 9 September 2012 20:20 (twelve years ago) link

otm

― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Sunday, 9 September 2012 21:27 (twelve years ago) link

time was it was all zings around here

― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Sunday, 9 September 2012 22:59 (twelve years ago) link

*tumbleweed zings through*

― lag∞n, Sunday, 9 September 2012 23:01 (twelve years ago) link

Tyler, lex likes a lot of the early old school hip hop singles too, like ”the rain” by missy elliot

― listen to that wu-tang whistle blowin' (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, September 13, 2012 11:16 AM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― we don't wanna miss a THING!!! (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 13 September 2012 15:36 (twelve years ago) link

explosion, overpowering

― centibutt hz (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 13 September 2012 15:47 (twelve years ago) link

:-)

― the late great, Thursday, 13 September 2012 18:17 (twelve years ago) link

i don't get how that's a zing? i do like old hip-hop like "the rain"! :)

― lex pretend, Friday, 14 September 2012 09:55 (twelve years ago) link

ehrmagawd i don't get it

― the late great, Friday, 14 September 2012 10:07 (twelve years ago) link

anyone who pays actual money to have a physical copy of a message board needs Suze Orman to stage a fucking intervention

― centibutt hz (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, September 16, 2012 12:02 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

whiney, nobody's talking about a physical copy of a messageboard. nobody's saying physical anything, and nobody's saying "straight from the messageboard" anything.

― s.clover, Sunday, September 16, 2012 12:06 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah, you could buy Spin for that.

― VOTE in the 1980's ROCK POLL PLEASE! (Algerian Goalkeeper), Sunday, September 16, 2012 12:11 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― lag∞n, Sunday, 16 September 2012 16:19 (twelve years ago) link

http://i658.photobucket.com/albums/uu308/kyungusol/fedorrogersgif.gif

― A.R.R.Y. Kane (nakhchivan), Sunday, 16 September 2012 16:47 (twelve years ago) link

is that zing based on the notion that whiney mines ILX for SPIN content?

― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Sunday, 16 September 2012 17:08 (twelve years ago) link

yeah i don't even think that makes sense, unfortunately

― J0rdan S., Sunday, 16 September 2012 17:14 (twelve years ago) link

i dont even get it, quite frankly

― centibutt hz (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 16 September 2012 17:15 (twelve years ago) link

lol @ the bewilderment

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 16 September 2012 17:17 (twelve years ago) link

it's gr80's

― barthes simpson, Sunday, 16 September 2012 17:20 (twelve years ago) link

Whineys selling a artisanal, typewritten box of his own tweets seems line more of an open goal there

― listen to that wu-tang whistle blowin' (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 16 September 2012 17:21 (twelve years ago) link

lol @ the bewilderment

explain this zing to me then

― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Sunday, 16 September 2012 17:28 (twelve years ago) link

i can field that: the zing is based on the notion that whiney mines ILX for SPIN content

― flopson, Sunday, 16 September 2012 17:31 (twelve years ago) link

thus our new cover story, "Have you ever pee-peed or pooped in an outhouse?"

― centibutt hz (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 16 September 2012 17:32 (twelve years ago) link

zing court

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 16 September 2012 17:33 (twelve years ago) link

whos on the cover

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 16 September 2012 17:33 (twelve years ago) link

I would buy an outhouse issue tbh

― here's something to think about – where would we be without nasty (Crabbits), Sunday, 16 September 2012 17:35 (twelve years ago) link

out house
in the middle of our zine

― Farrah Abraham had many songs/ many songs had Farrah Abraham (m bison), Sunday, 16 September 2012 17:35 (twelve years ago) link

thats as weak sauce as when ppl accuse max of doing the same w/ gawker, its how the internet works dummies

― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Sunday, 16 September 2012 17:35 (twelve years ago) link

thus our new cover story, "Have you ever pee-peed or pooped in an outhouse?"

― centibutt hz (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, September 16, 2012 1:32 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

i thought this was the wavves one

― J0rdan S., Sunday, 16 September 2012 17:35 (twelve years ago) link

you can read opinions on music on ilm, you can read opinions on music in spin, I guess if you just want to read what people say about music you could just go to the messageboard instead of getting a magazine, idk

― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Sunday, 16 September 2012 17:36 (twelve years ago) link

is this really such a serious accusation? are writers genuinely offended by this or just butthurt?

― flopson, Sunday, 16 September 2012 17:37 (twelve years ago) link

this is the zing thread, when a weak sauce zing gets posted here we all take great offense

― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Sunday, 16 September 2012 17:39 (twelve years ago) link

well i don't think anyone has ever accused whiney of that. algerian goalkeeper's zing is dismissed.

― J0rdan S., Sunday, 16 September 2012 17:39 (twelve years ago) link

HEY YOUR FACEBOOK LOLS ALL COME FROM A MESSAGE BOARD OOO BURNT YA

― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Sunday, 16 September 2012 17:40 (twelve years ago) link

zing court adjourned, see everybody in 5

― barthes simpson, Sunday, 16 September 2012 17:42 (twelve years ago) link

eh i don't think the bewilderment is over the zing being weak sauce & the defensiveness is unbecoming, just seemed like whiney's feelings were hurt or something

― flopson, Sunday, 16 September 2012 17:42 (twelve years ago) link

Whineys selling a artisanal, typewritten box of his own tweets seems line more of an open goal there

― listen to that wu-tang whistle blowin' (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, September 16, 2012 6:21 PM (25 minutes ago)

i had forgotten about that

― A.R.R.Y. Kane (nakhchivan), Sunday, 16 September 2012 17:48 (twelve years ago) link

out house
in the middle of our zine

― Farrah Abraham had many songs/ many songs had Farrah Abraham (m bison), Sunday, September 16, 2012 12:35 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^^^^

― catbus otm (gbx), Sunday, 16 September 2012 17:49 (twelve years ago) link

I agree w/ floppy

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 16 September 2012 17:49 (twelve years ago) link

SNL did a Matthew Perry GOON joke last night, thought of all you.

― pplains, Sunday, 16 September 2012 17:50 (twelve years ago) link

Whineys selling a artisanal, typewritten box of his own tweets seems line more of an open goal there

― listen to that wu-tang whistle blowin' (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, September 16, 2012 6:21 PM (25 minutes ago)

would have allowed this

― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Sunday, 16 September 2012 17:52 (twelve years ago) link

same xp

― J0rdan S., Sunday, 16 September 2012 17:52 (twelve years ago) link

looks like some ppl itt aren't wearing their fun shirts

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 16 September 2012 18:07 (twelve years ago) link

uh oh I'm defending a weak sauce zing

― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Sunday, 16 September 2012 18:18 (twelve years ago) link

order in the zing court

― barthes simpson, Sunday, 16 September 2012 18:21 (twelve years ago) link

I can't believe I'm buying spin for this

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 16 September 2012 18:24 (twelve years ago) link

haha whiney does not mine ilm for spin articles. Never said he did either. It was just a throwaway one liner. It was never meant as a 'zing'. Can't believe anyone is arguing over its merits!

― VOTE in the 1980's ROCK POLL PLEASE! (Algerian Goalkeeper), Sunday, 16 September 2012 18:26 (twelve years ago) link

welcome to ilx

― J0rdan S., Sunday, 16 September 2012 18:26 (twelve years ago) link

your honor i rest my case

― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Sunday, 16 September 2012 18:29 (twelve years ago) link

it's time we demanded better

― This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 16 September 2012 18:30 (twelve years ago) link

wow timeouts for all y'all

― the late great, Sunday, 16 September 2012 18:40 (twelve years ago) link

haha seriously

― tuomas without a nose ring (The Reverend), Sunday, 16 September 2012 20:46 (twelve years ago) link

...

― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Sunday, 16 September 2012 21:37 (twelve years ago) link

next you'll say we can't argue over display names

― la goonies (k3vin k.), Sunday, 16 September 2012 22:26 (twelve years ago) link

YELLOW CARD

― the late great, Sunday, 16 September 2012 23:01 (twelve years ago) link

you're the one who came in to a thread dedicated to celebrating fights between posters and asked ppl to stop fighting

― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Sunday, 16 September 2012 23:07 (twelve years ago) link

yellow card for YOU, sir

― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Sunday, 16 September 2012 23:08 (twelve years ago) link

some really top notch zing lawyering going on here, i mostly posted it because whiney submitted a motion for quick dismissal in thread, but anyway imho the zing lies in the sentiment why would anyone buy a printed thing about music, which describes spin but not the topic under discussion

― lag∞n, Sunday, 16 September 2012 23:21 (twelve years ago) link

i did? you mean this thread?

― the late great, Sunday, 16 September 2012 23:35 (twelve years ago) link

something kinda poignant about watching the ol' goalkeeper try and fail to score a point on someone else if you ask me

― some dude, Monday, 17 September 2012 02:49 (twelve years ago) link

your honor the defense moves to have this case continued in lazy zings thread

― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Monday, 17 September 2012 03:37 (twelve years ago) link

its a good zing u all are just being pedantic AS USUAL

― lag∞n, Monday, 17 September 2012 03:38 (twelve years ago) link

^otm

― tuomas without a nose ring (The Reverend), Monday, 17 September 2012 03:44 (twelve years ago) link

heh i thought your "really top notch zing lawyering" comment was meant in earnest tbh :o[

― la goonies (k3vin k.), Monday, 17 September 2012 03:44 (twelve years ago) link

well it is good zing lawyering, but zing lawyering is bad, gentlemen of the jury

― lag∞n, Monday, 17 September 2012 03:46 (twelve years ago) link

OBJECTION council is not on trial here

― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Monday, 17 September 2012 03:49 (twelve years ago) link

OVERRULED!!!

― lag∞n, Monday, 17 September 2012 04:01 (twelve years ago) link

ftr i thought it was a good zing AND you're all pantywaists too

― the late great, Monday, 17 September 2012 04:19 (twelve years ago) link

case dismissed due to being boring

― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Monday, 17 September 2012 04:20 (twelve years ago) link

LOL

― the late great, Monday, 17 September 2012 04:24 (twelve years ago) link

something kinda poignant about watching the ol' goalkeeper try and fail to score a point on someone else if you ask me

― some dude, Sunday, September 16, 2012 9:49 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs4/1130087_o.gif

― een, Monday, 17 September 2012 04:24 (twelve years ago) link

well it is good zing lawyering, but zing lawyering is bad, gentlemen of the jury

― lag∞n, Sunday, September 16, 2012 11:46 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

really what can one do with an ilx law degree these days, board lawyering opportunities have really dried up

― la goonies (k3vin k.), Monday, 17 September 2012 04:46 (twelve years ago) link

artisanal craft board lawyering

― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Monday, 17 September 2012 04:57 (twelve years ago) link

roxymuzak's judgment affirmed, case dismissed

will the zing bailiff please bring forth a new defendant

― barthes simpson, Monday, 17 September 2012 12:55 (twelve years ago) link

I am reading this thread in an actual irl Crown Court

― kinder, Monday, 17 September 2012 14:46 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

It will take some mighty powerful medicine to remove the stank of Harry Potter from the minds of future movie-goer and Mr. Radcliffe shall seek it at the far edges of the movie universe. He's probably got his agent touting every action-hero and heroin-addict part that bounces past him.

― Aimless, Wednesday, October 3, 2012 10:43 AM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

one more button, u hairy geek

― kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, October 3, 2012 10:45 AM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― We demand justice: who murdered Chanel? (Matt P), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 18:01 (twelve years ago) link

idgi

― lag∞n, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 18:44 (twelve years ago) link

*bangs gavel* zing court is now in session

― barthes simpson, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 18:46 (twelve years ago) link

i just want to understand this zing, i mean it looks p good but like what is morbs talking abt, buttons?

― lag∞n, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 18:47 (twelve years ago) link

fuck buttons

― EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 18:48 (twelve years ago) link

button, button...who fucked the button?

― how's life, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 18:49 (twelve years ago) link

http://rlv.zcache.com/harry_potter_movie_poster_button-p145398030977369209en8go_400.jpg

― (╯︵╰,) RIP (am0n), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 18:51 (twelve years ago) link

i thought morbs was just talking about the picture of radcliffe's hairy chest being covered by a button up

― a hoy hoy, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 18:58 (twelve years ago) link

I thought it was a 'metaphorical' button

― barthes simpson, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 18:58 (twelve years ago) link

yes, xp

― kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 18:59 (twelve years ago) link

ha so it wasnt even directed at aimless and therefor is not a zing, case dismissed

― lag∞n, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 19:03 (twelve years ago) link

More evidence that only fully accredited zing investigators should post.

― kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 19:11 (twelve years ago) link

sorry dr morbius and zing legislators for wishing too hard for a zing. you fly too close to the sun, you get burnt. ;_;

― We demand justice: who murdered Chanel? (Matt P), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 19:18 (twelve years ago) link

matt p putting the whole system on trial

― space dokken (Edward III), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 19:22 (twelve years ago) link

to be continued...

*end credits*

― We demand justice: who murdered Chanel? (Matt P), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 19:23 (twelve years ago) link

"So you're prosecuting this man for murder when in fact (*back door of courtroom opens, supposed victim enters*) this man isn't even dead?"

― omar little, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 19:28 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.leonardociampa.com/RedButtonsKaplanRoast-4.jpg

― ticks up my sleeve (brownie), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 21:54 (twelve years ago) link

OBJECTION

― la goonies (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 21:58 (twelve years ago) link

it's time the court started cracking down on zing ambulance chasers.

― estela, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 22:04 (twelve years ago) link

see now i'm dying to know what matt p THOUGHT the zing meant

― jaz a make wardance (some dude), Thursday, 4 October 2012 00:55 (twelve years ago) link

don't bother, aint he britishes

― kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 4 October 2012 00:55 (twelve years ago) link

evidence for the defense, your honor:

i first saw the thread on my mobile device, which did not show the first image.
later i came back to the thread and saw aimless' post, which struck me as very yokel-sounding "oh those kiddie actors, hollywood" etc.
i saw morbius post in that mindset and read it as "your clothes aren't done up correctly u hairy geek." (aimless is hairy in wdyll pics and sort of geeky in general.)

\o_O/

i plead insanity.

― THEE-AH-TER (Matt P), Thursday, 4 October 2012 01:05 (twelve years ago) link

http://tommcmahon.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/08/27/knoll2.jpg

― omar little, Thursday, 4 October 2012 01:10 (twelve years ago) link

+ blindness to real morbius zings which are so much more effective with their plainspoken gruffness.

xp lol

― THEE-AH-TER (Matt P), Thursday, 4 October 2012 01:13 (twelve years ago) link

Lol wcc actin like she's the fuckin mayor mccheese of psuedo philosophical faux suicide threads

― rap game klaus nomi (upper mississippi sh@kedown)

mayor mccheese is killing me

― the late great, Sunday, 14 October 2012 19:38 (twelve years ago) link

http://jessegersten.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/mayorMcCheese.jpg

― the late great, Sunday, 14 October 2012 19:39 (twelve years ago) link

lock thread

― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 October 2012 20:36 (twelve years ago) link

nah, we need a "mansplaining" zing then we can lock it

actually probably should have put on enemies thread since that's kind of the s.o.p. for the o.p. but i thought why add fuel to the fire

― the late great, Sunday, 14 October 2012 20:42 (twelve years ago) link

m@tt's zings are always hi-quality

― Bummy G. Baumgartner (buzza), Sunday, 14 October 2012 20:52 (twelve years ago) link

He tends to only break them out once reason has been attempted, which i appreciate

― let's have sex and then throw pottery (forksclovetofu), Monday, 15 October 2012 04:04 (twelve years ago) link

tried to resist, have to post to congratulate ma@tt for the mayor mccheese citation

― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Monday, 15 October 2012 14:17 (twelve years ago) link

wasn't it weller saying back in '77 "how can i be a fucking revivalist when i'm only 18"? nothing changes. shame on number one hitmaker jake bugg who will soon have more money than everyone on ilx put together for not making like shoreditch brostep cutz sampled from the italian porn soundtracks he bought from intoxica in 1996.

― Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:16 (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

good post. really makes you think.

― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:18 (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― a hoy hoy, Monday, 22 October 2012 10:44 (twelve years ago) link

plain dry biscuit of a zing.

― ledge, Monday, 22 October 2012 11:32 (twelve years ago) link

more of a "ting"

― (♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Monday, 22 October 2012 21:46 (twelve years ago) link

http://2.imimg.com/data2/IG/AY/IMFCP-593434/brass-office-bell-250x250.jpg

― sarahell, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 02:01 (twelve years ago) link

three weeks pass...

A Very History Mayne Film Canon

― caek, Thursday, 15 November 2012 21:49 (twelve years ago) link

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdrgfj5hAu1qciu18o1_500.png

― dmr, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 17:08 (twelve years ago) link

lmao COOOOOOOP

― max, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 17:09 (twelve years ago) link

love him

― flag this post and die (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 21:39 (twelve years ago) link

lmao

― flopson, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 21:47 (twelve years ago) link

This person is past the point of sympathy. She's a privileged toddler in a 48yo woman's body, who's had 200 second chances and accepts no responsibility for her actions. A big part of her appeal was that she was charming and attractive...now she is neither AND a shitty actress. Chica, don't come back....stay away!

And I say this as a one-time fan.

― Cousin Slappy, Saturday, November 24, 2012 10:54 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

when you've lost cousin slappy, you've lost the nation

― mookieproof, Saturday, November 24, 2012 10:58 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Swole Miss (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 24 November 2012 23:03 (twelve years ago) link

hi Cousin Slappy

― ( -- ( .) - ( .) / (am0n), Wednesday, February 22, 2012 12:01 PM
Hi!

― Cousin Slappy, Wednesday, February 22, 2012 12:03 PM

― buzza, Saturday, 24 November 2012 23:05 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tObHXL5acWQ

― ╔囧╗╔囧╝╚囧╝╚囧╗╔囧╗ (am0n), Sunday, 25 November 2012 00:23 (twelve years ago) link

i'll never understand the fuss about bleeding 'inspector norse'

proper colin hunt music

― r|t|c, Monday, 3 December 2012 14:35 (49 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what's not to get? who doesn't want to hear the soundtrack to a giant robot goose stomping down the street in celebration at having thwarted an insidious space attack?

― make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Monday, 3 December 2012 15:02 (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

as i say

― r|t|c, Monday, 3 December 2012 15:20 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― an area the size of Jimmy Wales (DJ Mencap), Monday, 3 December 2012 15:26 (twelve years ago) link

fucking hell, dog latin

― J0rdan S., Monday, 3 December 2012 15:31 (twelve years ago) link

http://politico.ie/images/politico/features/AITT/ColinHunt_crisisjam.jpg

― the late great, Monday, 3 December 2012 16:38 (twelve years ago) link

crabbit's story reminds me of dating a catholic girl in college who was terrified of penetrative sex and would only blow me and let me frig her butt (i got the baby oil out and rubbed it between her butt cheeks). she was so terrified of getting pregnant that if she was wearing panties she would change them after i blew it because she was afraid that the scum could absorb thru her undies and travel into the ovaries....i have been a militant public school sex ed supporter ever since

― slam dunk, Sunday, December 9, 2012 8:00 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you're shit

― buzza, Sunday, December 9, 2012 8:01 AM (54 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 9 December 2012 08:03 (twelve years ago) link

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb7yqvpmrj1rtxen9o1_400.gif

― pplains, Sunday, 9 December 2012 17:58 (twelve years ago) link

If you think of it as an ambient album it works.

So true. It was perfect for jogging to, but I remember absolutely none of it. Not a single bit of it stuck out or made an impression on me. Perfect background music for, say, a trendy fashion party, but really this kind of synths'n'sunglasses thing has been done many times over for ten years or so now.

― besides Sunny Real Estate (dog latin), Thursday, 13 December 2012 13:34 (38 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

trendy fashion parties are the worst kind of fashion parties

― an area the size of Jimmy Wales (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 13 December 2012 13:40 (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Thursday, 13 December 2012 14:15 (twelve years ago) link

It's always the dumbest voices which are the loudest.

― besides Sunny Real Estate (dog latin), Friday, 14 December 2012 12:39 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

http://i.imgur.com/yveQv.png

― r|t|c, Friday, December 14, 2012 7:42 AM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Poli oppa lice style (some dude), Friday, 14 December 2012 13:02 (twelve years ago) link

like eli, he did it

― epic album: the pluto (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 14 December 2012 13:32 (twelve years ago) link

xp ice cold

― call all destroyer, Friday, 14 December 2012 14:02 (twelve years ago) link

irrefutable

― lex pretend, Friday, 14 December 2012 15:44 (twelve years ago) link

oh my god

― salute me or crut me (J0rdan S.), Friday, 14 December 2012 15:58 (twelve years ago) link

headshot

― the late great, Friday, 14 December 2012 19:24 (twelve years ago) link

maybe not the best timing there

― Jesus, the Total Douchebag (DJP), Friday, 14 December 2012 19:27 (twelve years ago) link

sorry

― the late great, Friday, 14 December 2012 19:46 (twelve years ago) link

If people I know were able to use self-deprecating humor with a light touch like darraghmac is skilled at, my life would be even more full of laughter.

― mh, Friday, 14 December 2012 20:07 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^posts that read like they've been copied out of a greeting card

― Ward Fowler, Friday, 14 December 2012 20:10 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Friday, 14 December 2012 21:52 (twelve years ago) link

haha

― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 14 December 2012 23:54 (twelve years ago) link

wait was i zinged or not

― first u get the flower, then u get the honey, then u get the stamen (darraghmac), Saturday, 15 December 2012 17:00 (twelve years ago) link

no, but that was self-deprecating

― lag∞n, Saturday, 15 December 2012 17:02 (twelve years ago) link

and a light touch

― EZ Snappin, Saturday, 15 December 2012 17:02 (twelve years ago) link

it's characteristic iirc

― first u get the flower, then u get the honey, then u get the stamen (darraghmac), Saturday, 15 December 2012 17:03 (twelve years ago) link

there he goes again

― mh, Saturday, 15 December 2012 17:15 (twelve years ago) link

you should start a PolitiFact-type media watchdog site for Chief Keef coverage, give out good and bad grades for accuracy

― some dude, Tuesday, December 18, 2012 11:44 AM (46 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

u should suck a dicc

― D-40, Tuesday, December 18, 2012 1:37 PM (46 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― epic album: the pluto (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 19:23 (twelve years ago) link

lol @ dicc

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 20 December 2012 04:50 (twelve years ago) link

my dicc is still prejudice

― Rolling "2 chainz" draadje (The Reverend), Thursday, 20 December 2012 06:12 (twelve years ago) link

You can get the ducc sicc

― small-scale fux with (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Thursday, 20 December 2012 06:24 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/hLV4k.png

― 乒乓, Thursday, 20 December 2012 14:46 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.spinner.com/media/2006/11/tom-myspace-full.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/ry2eJ.gif

― finally rich, fun-packed, fulfilling (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 20 December 2012 15:11 (twelve years ago) link

it's a solid full body slam but the precise cash amount and the "slave away" part are douchey form. it's really a suicide zing. everyone gets zinged, victim and aggressor, no one is left unzung.

― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 20 December 2012 15:26 (twelve years ago) link

http://panicdots.com/2011/12/douchebag-of-the-week-3-michael-owen/

― things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 20 December 2012 15:27 (twelve years ago) link

peasant

― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 20 December 2012 15:31 (twelve years ago) link

that's precisely the mindset of someone who was born in cheshire and moved to merseyside

― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 20 December 2012 15:32 (twelve years ago) link

mickey calling someone a peasant is a straight up surreal development to me, no joke

need to have a lie down and rethink everything

― r|t|c, Thursday, 20 December 2012 15:36 (twelve years ago) link

lol otm xp

― caek, Thursday, 20 December 2012 15:38 (twelve years ago) link

it's a solid full body slam but the precise cash amount and the "slave away" part are douchey form. it's really a suicide zing. everyone gets zinged, victim and aggressor, no one is left unzung.

pyrrhic zing

― 乒乓, Thursday, 20 December 2012 15:43 (twelve years ago) link

i'm a king, people do what the fuck i tell them. enjoy voting in your little senate, big nose.

― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 20 December 2012 15:47 (twelve years ago) link

rtc got a peasant surprise

― banlieue jagger (darraghmac), Thursday, 20 December 2012 15:51 (twelve years ago) link

man tom has had that same picture for a long time

― Andrew WKRP (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 20 December 2012 17:56 (twelve years ago) link

for this zing I fell upon my sword

― 乒乓, Thursday, 20 December 2012 17:59 (twelve years ago) link

myspace dude making his first dent on the public consciousness in years on twitter is a self-zing in and of itself

― 2 Celloz (some dude), Thursday, 20 December 2012 18:06 (twelve years ago) link

myzing

― brownie, Thursday, 20 December 2012 18:07 (twelve years ago) link

man tom has had that same picture for a long time

― Andrew WKRP (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 20 December 2012 13:56 (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tomclassic. tom being stopped on the street & on request turning 180 degrees & looking over his shoulder. tom telling stories about 2005 and emphasising the my. tom's fingers, poised to register @myspacetom, it's 2007, 2008, pausing to acknowledge the end of an era before keying the letters, clicking submit, probably cinematically dragging a cursor to some button that says Connect or some shit, lips pursed, muscles tight.

― kristof-profiting-from-a-childs-illiteracy.html (schlump), Thursday, 20 December 2012 18:14 (twelve years ago) link

hahaha

― the late great, Thursday, 20 December 2012 18:40 (twelve years ago) link

Josh, pretty much everything you wrote is somewhat wrong. Will explain when I'm not on my phone.

― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 20 December 2012 14:35 (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

bated

xp

― i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Thursday, 20 December 2012 14:40 (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― kristof-profiting-from-a-childs-illiteracy.html (schlump), Thursday, 20 December 2012 19:01 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

learning that ppl in philly put ketchup on cheesesteaks makes me want to visit philly even less than i already did

― J0rdan S., Sunday, January 6, 2013 6:35 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

we'll get by

― let's go do some crimes (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Sunday, January 6, 2013 2:34 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― I had such a fontasy (stevie), Sunday, 6 January 2013 14:51 (twelve years ago) link

hey [redacted], why dont u quit flappin ur dicksuckers for a few minutes and let the big boys talk about electronic music in peace

― FUCKIN 'TALLICA BRO (cankles), Tuesday, June 30, 2009 8:05 AM (3 years ago)

― mookieproof, Sunday, 6 January 2013 15:23 (twelve years ago) link

lol

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 6 January 2013 16:41 (twelve years ago) link

that would make a great thread title

― the late great, Sunday, 6 January 2013 20:54 (twelve years ago) link

1977 Tomita album title iirc

― Manhattan Transfer Window (Noodle Vague), Monday, 7 January 2013 00:36 (twelve years ago) link

that would make a great thread title

― the late great, Sunday, January 6, 2013 3:54 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

We'd all be better off if some of you yammering faggots would quit flapping your dicksuckers for a minute

― turds (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 7 January 2013 01:05 (twelve years ago) link

i would not have bet on the thread that zing came from having been started by thomp tbr

― let's bitch about our stupid, annoying co-ilxors (darraghmac), Monday, 7 January 2013 01:20 (twelve years ago) link

Will 50 Cent beef with me when my debut collection of stories comes out next month and finds out that it features one about him?

― Blue Collar Retail Assistant (Dwight Yorke), Monday, January 7, 2013 11:23 AM (51 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

humblebrag denied

― J0rdan S., Monday, January 7, 2013 11:25 AM (50 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― finally rich, fun-packed, fulfilling (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 7 January 2013 17:16 (twelve years ago) link

Thanks for warning us about Spotify, lex. I was under the impression it had every piece of music ever recorded.

― _Rudipherous_, Monday, January 7, 2013 8:22 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Spotify Limitation Awareness Campaigner of the Year.

― _Rudipherous_, Monday, January 7, 2013 8:22 AM Bookmark

― hemioblock (The Reverend), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 00:35 (twelve years ago) link

lmao

― thomp ynchon (some dude), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 00:57 (twelve years ago) link

if you think 2046 or MBN were bad, I have a bunch of year-end 2012 films to send you.

― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Saturday, January 12, 2013 9:28 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

worse than MBN is off my radar.

― jed_, Saturday, January 12, 2013 9:30 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark

― Mordy, Sunday, 13 January 2013 02:35 (eleven years ago) link

sure well enjoy your cheerleading i feel like this record wont withstand the long term SUPERENTHUSIASTIC CLASSIC scrutiny but more power to you b/c it is a good record. dont feel like its turning my head upside down or anything

― rap steve gadd (D-40), Tuesday, January 15, 2013 7:57 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nobody even used the c-word you c-word

― some dude, Tuesday, January 15, 2013 7:58 AM Bookmark

― The Reverend, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 16:08 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

― buzza, Wednesday, January 30, 2013 7:00 PM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/owD48zj.jpg

― Spectrum, Wednesday, January 30, 2013 7:14 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― 乒乓, Thursday, 31 January 2013 00:31 (eleven years ago) link

burt's still got it

― buzza, Monday, January 21, 2013 7:17 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― buzza, Thursday, 31 January 2013 00:47 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.vitacost.com/Images/Products/1000/Burts-Bees/Burts-Bees-Hand-Salve-792850104990.jpg

― sarahell, Thursday, 31 January 2013 00:51 (eleven years ago) link

http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2084/2446538738_ccc4c01069_z.jpg

― every soulless meta poster is a ✰ (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 31 January 2013 01:00 (eleven years ago) link

girls season 3

― buzza, Thursday, 31 January 2013 02:08 (eleven years ago) link

lmfbo @ "buzz off", poss the worst zing since "and butt"

― flag this post and die (roxymuzak), Friday, 1 February 2013 17:58 (eleven years ago) link

it's actually a pretty good zing in context

― iatee, Friday, 1 February 2013 17:59 (eleven years ago) link

and butt vs. and twat

― sarahell, Friday, 1 February 2013 18:57 (eleven years ago) link

obv and butt is even more gentle

― flag this post and die (roxymuzak), Friday, 1 February 2013 18:57 (eleven years ago) link

i mean calling someone a twat vs calling someone a butt
a four year old would call someone a butt
my mom would call me a butt

― flag this post and die (roxymuzak), Friday, 1 February 2013 18:58 (eleven years ago) link

however, for our british listeners, twat doesn't rhyme with what

― how's life, Friday, 1 February 2013 19:00 (eleven years ago) link

ahem, that wd be yr southern british listeners, if any

― Hermann Hesher (Noodle Vague), Friday, 1 February 2013 19:18 (eleven years ago) link

xp please don't turn the zing thread into a comparative linguistics "how do you say..." thread

― sarahell, Friday, 1 February 2013 19:18 (eleven years ago) link

good point

― how's life, Friday, 1 February 2013 19:21 (eleven years ago) link

Do people pronounce twat "twot" in Hull?? I've never heard anyone British pronounce it that way no matter where they're from.

― Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Friday, 1 February 2013 19:22 (eleven years ago) link

(sorry for linguistics)

― Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Friday, 1 February 2013 19:22 (eleven years ago) link

does anyone pronounce it... like the word 'at' with a 'tw' in front? because i'm loving that word.

― suze (Matt P), Friday, 1 February 2013 19:31 (eleven years ago) link

britishes iirc

― mh, Friday, 1 February 2013 19:31 (eleven years ago) link

i always thought british people pronounced it 'twaht' (rhymes w/ ought)

― suze (Matt P), Friday, 1 February 2013 19:32 (eleven years ago) link

wow i am confused

― suze (Matt P), Friday, 1 February 2013 19:32 (eleven years ago) link

it depends on how you/they pronounce "at" I guess

― mh, Friday, 1 February 2013 19:32 (eleven years ago) link

twat rhymes with hat. twot rhymes with hot.

― glumdalclitch, Friday, 1 February 2013 19:33 (eleven years ago) link

also I think you just explained how americans pronounce it?

― mh, Friday, 1 February 2013 19:33 (eleven years ago) link

xp

― mh, Friday, 1 February 2013 19:33 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.caseclosedteam.com/images/caseclosed2.gif

― suze (Matt P), Friday, 1 February 2013 19:34 (eleven years ago) link

it's not that "what" and "twat" rhyme, the vowel is slightly different, it's that the "d" in "and" when pronounced right before the "w" in what, sounds softer, and more like a "t"

― sarahell, Friday, 1 February 2013 19:35 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-aVtKEhpO0

2:35

― glumdalclitch, Friday, 1 February 2013 19:37 (eleven years ago) link

ty

― suze (Matt P), Friday, 1 February 2013 19:40 (eleven years ago) link

i always thought british people pronounced it 'twaht' (rhymes w/ ought)

― suze (Matt P), Friday, 1 February 2013 19:32 (19 minutes ago)

it's the twat that counts

― every soulless meta poster is a ✰ (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 1 February 2013 19:53 (eleven years ago) link

lol

― suze (Matt P), Friday, 1 February 2013 19:55 (eleven years ago) link

― glumdalclitch

― am0n, Friday, 1 February 2013 20:02 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pV27Xhv0G2g

1'00 for the correct pronunciation. though "twot" is a word too.

― Hermann Hesher (Noodle Vague), Friday, 1 February 2013 20:03 (eleven years ago) link

― am0n

― glumdalclitch, Friday, 1 February 2013 20:07 (eleven years ago) link

twat rhymes with hat. twot rhymes with hot.

otm

in australia i have been 'corrected' SO MANY TIMES by people who insist 'twat' is pronounced 'twot'

― walloreinhart (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 1 February 2013 21:48 (eleven years ago) link

wait, how else would you pronounce "twat"?

― The Reverend, Friday, 1 February 2013 21:51 (eleven years ago) link

/twat rhymes with hat. twot rhymes with hot./

― walloreinhart (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 1 February 2013 21:52 (eleven years ago) link

thot's nansense

― Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Friday, 1 February 2013 21:53 (eleven years ago) link

the cat in the twat

― mookieproof, Friday, 1 February 2013 22:06 (eleven years ago) link

green eggs and clam

― walloreinhart (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 1 February 2013 22:07 (eleven years ago) link

sorry

― walloreinhart (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 1 February 2013 22:07 (eleven years ago) link

lol

― zero dark (s1ocki), Friday, 1 February 2013 22:07 (eleven years ago) link

never apologize

― Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Friday, 1 February 2013 22:08 (eleven years ago) link

that is twat,
twat is hot

― mh, Friday, 1 February 2013 22:24 (eleven years ago) link

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111107003558/runescape/images/1/1f/Emoticon-Facepalm.gif @ u guys having this convo again

― flopson, Friday, 1 February 2013 22:27 (eleven years ago) link

flapson

― walloreinhart (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 1 February 2013 22:28 (eleven years ago) link

lol

― suze (Matt P), Friday, 1 February 2013 22:29 (eleven years ago) link

btw AA I was about to change my display name to "wallogershon" before I saw yours

― Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Friday, 1 February 2013 22:29 (eleven years ago) link

lal

― christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 1 February 2013 22:30 (eleven years ago) link

haha

― walloreinhart (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 1 February 2013 22:31 (eleven years ago) link

'er indoors

― am0n, Saturday, 2 February 2013 02:22 (eleven years ago) link

king boy twat-o

― mookieproof, Saturday, 2 February 2013 02:39 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwWjOUNEJwY

― it was very clear that it's a sarcastic song (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 2 February 2013 19:29 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

there's a bit of nostalgia to all this excitement but liking poor imitations of a 6-7 yr old just out of nostalgia seems sad

― lex pretend, Thursday, February 21, 2013 9:18 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's just really important as a music fan to know when the magic has gone from my favourite artists' work

― lex pretend, Thursday, February 21, 2013 9:19 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ciara - One Woman Army (2012)

― J0rdan S., Thursday, February 21, 2013 9:19 AM Bookmark

― The Reverend, Thursday, 21 February 2013 19:09 (eleven years ago) link

cryptic

― the late great, Thursday, 21 February 2013 19:10 (eleven years ago) link

Tomorrow, In a Year would have gotten more play at Chez Sanpaku with less operatic soprano and more Karin. An album of variations on the sounds from "Colouring of Pigeons" is just fine by me.

― Sanpaku, Tuesday, February 26, 2013 2:14 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that was a mezzo, not a soprano

― my super interesting Kant story (DJP), Tuesday, February 26, 2013 2:41 PM (34 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― zero dark (s1ocki), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 19:42 (eleven years ago) link

boomshakalaka

― purp (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 20:10 (eleven years ago) link

lol ultimate DJP burn

― in a chef-driven ambulance (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 20:20 (eleven years ago) link

― markers did 7/11 (buzza), Thursday, September 8, 2011 2:14 PM (43 minutes ago) Bookmark

― estela, Thursday, September 8, 2011 12:58 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark

reminder that this is literally ALL TIME

― 乒乓, Thursday, February 28, 2013 10:14 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha

― k3vin k., Thursday, February 28, 2013 10:14 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://bit.ly/Z4KQHg

― markers, Thursday, February 28, 2013 10:16 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

markers fucking a 7/11 is not ouf of the question at this point

― J0rdan S., Thursday, February 28, 2013 10:17 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

is that post from 2011 too?

― markers, Thursday, February 28, 2013 10:20 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― maybe i don't "do" the "harlem shake" —bennett braauer (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 3 March 2013 20:34 (eleven years ago) link

i... still don't get that one

― J0rdan S., Sunday, 3 March 2013 20:37 (eleven years ago) link

he's callin u out for fallin back on ancient markers zings

― maybe i don't "do" the "harlem shake" —bennett braauer (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 3 March 2013 20:41 (eleven years ago) link

for all we know we're gonna be balling out with markers at Daniel later this year

― maybe i don't "do" the "harlem shake" —bennett braauer (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 3 March 2013 20:41 (eleven years ago) link

oh

― J0rdan S., Sunday, 3 March 2013 20:41 (eleven years ago) link

healthy snack ideas

― markers, Sunday, 3 March 2013 20:42 (eleven years ago) link

balling out with markers with some ants on a log

― maybe i don't "do" the "harlem shake" —bennett braauer (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 3 March 2013 20:44 (eleven years ago) link

Jordan accept your sonning

― in a chef-driven ambulance (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 4 March 2013 14:40 (eleven years ago) link

j0rdan failed-7/11 zinging the most improved healthy snacker on ilx u_u

― flopson, Monday, 4 March 2013 20:15 (eleven years ago) link

would ball out again with markers

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 5 March 2013 18:45 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

i have had enough of MEN ON THE INTERNET WHO WILL NOT STFU ABOUT THEIR INALIENABLE RIGHT TO COMMENT ON ISSUES OF PRIVILEGE AND SEXISM today

― flamenco drop (lex pretend), Thursday, April 11, 2013 9:34 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i have had enough of MEN ON THE INTERNET WHO WILL NOT STFU ABOUT THEIR INALIENABLE RIGHT TO COMMENT ON ISSUES OF PRIVILEGE AND SEXISM today

have a look in the mirror.

― Tioc Norris (LocalGarda), Thursday, April 11, 2013 12:10 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― some dude, Thursday, 11 April 2013 22:59 (eleven years ago) link

yeah that was A+

― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 11 April 2013 23:01 (eleven years ago) link

damn

― caek, Thursday, 11 April 2013 23:26 (eleven years ago) link

doesn't count, lex likes taylor swift

― ums (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 11 April 2013 23:50 (eleven years ago) link

where would women in music be without their sister lex taking care of them?

― Rapper Boy (some dude), Friday, 12 April 2013 13:33 (eleven years ago) link

lol

― ums (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 12 April 2013 14:07 (eleven years ago) link

lex really blew it by leaving out the standard straight, white qualifiers

― lag∞n, Friday, 12 April 2013 14:13 (eleven years ago) link

Qualified privilege

― privilege as 'me me me' (darraghmac), Friday, 12 April 2013 14:37 (eleven years ago) link

my genius will remain isolated on this thread.

― ְ֮֠֓֟֬֩ (gr8080), Tuesday, April 16, 2013 6:33 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it certainly hasnt spread to any others

― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Tuesday, April 16, 2013 7:18 PM Bookmark

― sandra dayo connor (The Reverend), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 02:21 (eleven years ago) link

that was just a joke grady is a very very genius everywhere he goes probs

― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 02:23 (eleven years ago) link

hahahah

― zero dark (s1ocki), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 02:26 (eleven years ago) link

I understood it as a lighthearted, friendly zing but it a zing worth celebrating nonetheless

― sandra dayo connor (The Reverend), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 02:31 (eleven years ago) link

i thought it was a biting critique of the rest of ilx tbh

― brony james (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 02:36 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y46wlnjkCjQ

friendly fire

― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 17 April 2013 02:39 (eleven years ago) link

that was just a joke

obvs, but still kickass

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 17 April 2013 02:40 (eleven years ago) link

haha i know everyone knows that im just reinforcing it i guess

― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 02:42 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgflip.com/13lz5.gif

― ְ֮֠֓֟֬֩ (gr8080), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 02:50 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgflip.com/13lz5.gif

― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 02:55 (eleven years ago) link

best new gif

― buzza, Wednesday, 17 April 2013 02:56 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgflip.com/13lz5.gif

― markers, Wednesday, 17 April 2013 02:57 (eleven years ago) link

http://d22zlbw5ff7yk5.cloudfront.net/images/cm-42987-050e796b047d66.gif

― pplains, Wednesday, 17 April 2013 03:56 (eleven years ago) link

bowing to roxy, pharrell, and SJ

― Dr. Adorbius (mh), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 04:03 (eleven years ago) link

roxy w/ the raw ether

― sanskrit, Wednesday, 17 April 2013 10:22 (eleven years ago) link

can someone suggest me a new schtick?

― flopson, Sunday, April 28, 2013 1:32 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

leave and never come back. it'd be a big hit around here

― turds (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, April 28, 2013 1:37 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post

― the late great, Sunday, 28 April 2013 20:42 (eleven years ago) link

canlkes taking no prisoners

― media conglomerates are pedaling the same product (stevie), Sunday, 28 April 2013 22:40 (eleven years ago) link

that's his new schtick. not a single curse word!

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 28 April 2013 22:53 (eleven years ago) link

he's been . . . different . . . since killing bill magill with his bare hands

― mookieproof, Sunday, 28 April 2013 22:57 (eleven years ago) link

"...when things look bad and it looks like you're not gonna make it, then you gotta get mean. I mean plumb, mad-dog mean. 'Cause if you lose your head and you give up then you neither live nor win. That's just the way it is"

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 28 April 2013 23:19 (eleven years ago) link

- ringo starr

― the norman wisdom of gaffers (darraghmac), Sunday, 28 April 2013 23:23 (eleven years ago) link

bob marley

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 28 April 2013 23:31 (eleven years ago) link

great zing but i'm assuming it was just an indiscriminate zing crime of opportunity because how could anyone have a problem w/ flopson

― bish don't kmt (some dude), Monday, 29 April 2013 00:21 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah was gonna say flopson is nice

― ums (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 29 April 2013 13:28 (eleven years ago) link

flopson is good people

― 乒乓, Monday, 29 April 2013 13:32 (eleven years ago) link

flop's on

― we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Monday, 29 April 2013 13:39 (eleven years ago) link

flopson's a flop

― The Reverend, Monday, 29 April 2013 18:52 (eleven years ago) link

i'd like to send an e-hug to flopson

― ums (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 29 April 2013 18:54 (eleven years ago) link

this was a good deadpan one

genuinely dislike the daughter cover. beyond done with "plaintive indie cover of exuberant pop hit."

― controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Sunday, April 28, 2013 3:04 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Such a shame, that used to be the best style of music.

― Tim F, Sunday, April 28, 2013 3:06 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― the late great, Monday, 29 April 2013 19:07 (eleven years ago) link

yeah i was actually disappointed at mcdonald's line, it had been so oversold to me beforehand. i think part of it is usual internet overselling (the sort of thing that huffpo spoiler twitter thing eviscerates so easily), even here you have ppl posting mildly awkward photos to the 'so not gonna happen' thread trying (somehow simultaneously very hard and yet nowhere near hard enough) to strike gold again. where there's actual money involved it's only gonna be amplified. charles ramsey is the helmet to antoine dodson's nirvana, 'i like turtles' is the millennials 'smells like teen spirit'.

― balls, Tuesday, May 7, 2013 3:53 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― iatee, Tuesday, May 7, 2013 9:55 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the reason that's not a t-bomb is that Helmet > Nirvanna

― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Wednesday, May 8, 2013 3:11 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and a turtle's reading comprehension > yours

― balls, Wednesday, May 8, 2013 3:42 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― media conglomerates are pedaling the same product (stevie), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 06:28 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/f2LDQPE.png

― ְ֮֠֓֟֬֩ (gr8080), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 21:34 (eleven years ago) link

BOOM

― A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 21:38 (eleven years ago) link

dang, the nuclear option

― What makes a man start threads? (WilliamC), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 21:40 (eleven years ago) link

oh man

― 'scuse me while i make the sky cum (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 21:42 (eleven years ago) link

shit man

― lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 21:49 (eleven years ago) link

^ new mod

― al leong the watchtower (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 21:49 (eleven years ago) link

pretty fucked up that someone say that to someone else, but hey it's the internet i guess

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 8 May 2013 22:05 (eleven years ago) link

kinda zinging her for saying something reasonable?

― media conglomerates are pedaling the same product (stevie), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 22:22 (eleven years ago) link

true but zinging isnt rly about that, it's about the zing

― i gave ten pounds and all i got was a lousy * (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 22:24 (eleven years ago) link

I'm guessing it's someone who disagrees w/ her making the zing xp

― iatee, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 22:25 (eleven years ago) link

megan mcains whole being cries out to be zung

― lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 23:12 (eleven years ago) link

thats not even a zing its just bullying zzzzzzz

― brimstead, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 23:28 (eleven years ago) link

maybe b-level sitcom zing

― brimstead, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 23:29 (eleven years ago) link

megan mcain cries out to be bullied

― lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 23:29 (eleven years ago) link

the zing police they live inside of my head

― iatee, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 23:35 (eleven years ago) link

that is so fucked up.

― goole, Thursday, 9 May 2013 16:15 (eleven years ago) link

a good friend of mine growing up was the product of an affair. his dad and mom were then married. he had a (half) sister who was a little older, but in the same grade. so you can understand this must have been a somewhat scandalous situation in my hometown, when these two were little. i didn't know a thing about it until some brat girl who was in a play with both of us brought it up in an argument, and he looked like he wanted to kill her.

anyway, there's your pro-life politics.

― goole, Thursday, 9 May 2013 16:30 (eleven years ago) link

That brat girl sucks. Attacking someone for the circumstances of their birth is the lowest form of zinging.

― whiskey and ice cream sandwiches (Treeship), Thursday, 9 May 2013 18:16 (eleven years ago) link

lowest and laziest

― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 9 May 2013 19:07 (eleven years ago) link

that bullyzing is probably going to be the biggest moment of that guy's life.

― christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 9 May 2013 19:11 (eleven years ago) link

unforch not -- dude is kind of a star already

― goole, Thursday, 9 May 2013 19:12 (eleven years ago) link

i'm not even sure how that can be read as anything other than some scummy antigay dude taking a cheap, cheap shot

― christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 9 May 2013 19:13 (eleven years ago) link

oh well : /

― christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 9 May 2013 19:13 (eleven years ago) link

also he should have said "weren't"

― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 9 May 2013 19:14 (eleven years ago) link

this guy sucks

― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 9 May 2013 19:14 (eleven years ago) link

deciding if it is/is not a zing is irrelevant, we aren't here to list and catalog zings of the world, we are here to celebrate quality zings and that is not one

― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 9 May 2013 19:15 (eleven years ago) link

i was jk about picking on his grammar, i hope that was obv. im hungover. i apologize 4 it all tbh

― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 9 May 2013 19:18 (eleven years ago) link

you were otm though

― ḉrut (crüt), Thursday, 9 May 2013 19:27 (eleven years ago) link

i'm not even sure how that can be read as anything other than some scummy antigay dude taking a cheap, cheap shot

― christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, May 9, 2013 3:13 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

― we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Thursday, 9 May 2013 20:36 (eleven years ago) link

it's basically "your mom is a slut." how incisive.

― the display names will fall like rain (Matt P), Thursday, 9 May 2013 20:45 (eleven years ago) link

aren't both of the people in that exchange anti-gay?

― flopson, Thursday, 9 May 2013 20:46 (eleven years ago) link

mccain is very pro-gay

― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 9 May 2013 20:47 (eleven years ago) link

ah ok misread that

― flopson, Thursday, 9 May 2013 20:49 (eleven years ago) link

seems like much more of a zing on her dad than her

― mookieproof, Thursday, 9 May 2013 20:54 (eleven years ago) link

^^ this

It's an ugly, harsh zing, but executed perfectly, nonetheless imho.

― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 9 May 2013 21:00 (eleven years ago) link

the zinger doesn't give a fuck about "sanctity of marriage," probably just dislikes gay people. or doesn't care either way and just likes zinging the outliers of his own party.

― mh, Thursday, 9 May 2013 21:06 (eleven years ago) link

nobody hates meghan mccain more than the right wing base. nobody else even cares iirc!

― goole, Thursday, 9 May 2013 21:08 (eleven years ago) link

lol, yes

― mh, Thursday, 9 May 2013 21:09 (eleven years ago) link

she's a woman, and she is younger than middle age

and also she is a woman

― mh, Thursday, 9 May 2013 21:10 (eleven years ago) link

i mean the bizarre venom of it is that his 'zing' isn't even tangentially related to her point--she wasn't making a statement about the acceptability of politicians cheating on their wives at all! and he obv knew that.

― hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 9 May 2013 21:30 (eleven years ago) link

yeah he should have saved it

― flopson, Thursday, 9 May 2013 21:32 (eleven years ago) link

Did anyone ever read that Meghan McCain/Michael Ian Black book?

― i, norbit (jaymc), Thursday, 9 May 2013 21:34 (eleven years ago) link

I mean, how does this exist
http://img.pr.com/article/1206/article_attachment_1340724646.jpg

― i, norbit (jaymc), Thursday, 9 May 2013 21:35 (eleven years ago) link

i mean the bizarre venom of it is that his 'zing' isn't even tangentially related to her point--she wasn't making a statement about the acceptability of politicians cheating on their wives at all! and he obv knew that.

― hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, May 9, 2013 2:30 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm. picturing a frustrated serial monogamist being 'annoyed' by meghan mccain over his third cup of coffee and a paper open to wherever 'mallard fillmore' is.

― the display names will fall like rain (Matt P), Thursday, 9 May 2013 21:47 (eleven years ago) link

yeah i can only imagine him pumping his fist all "i finally got her!"

do celebrity zing activists set phone notifications to vibrate?

― bishop desmond youtube (sanskrit), Friday, 10 May 2013 14:48 (eleven years ago) link

four weeks pass...

♫ bang your head to your favourite song / it's very mechanical ♫

― the late great, Friday, 7 June 2013 05:34 (eleven years ago) link

When James Cagney was a stylized lovable gangster, you didn't see the brains and viscera. That's easier to take, I think.

― ballin' from Maine to Mexico (Dr Morbius), Thursday, June 20, 2013 5:12 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

you could argue that seeing how horrible violence is is a bit more responsible

― we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Thursday, June 20, 2013 5:14 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm surprised you don't think a murderer can be loveable. I mean, lots of people love Obama

― polyphonic, Thursday, June 20, 2013 5:15 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 June 2013 21:27 (eleven years ago) link

Is zing an unfunny excelsior

― polyphonic, Thursday, 20 June 2013 21:41 (eleven years ago) link

excelsior is an unfunny excelsior

― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 20 June 2013 23:41 (eleven years ago) link

^^truth bomb

― Pastel City Slang (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 20 June 2013 23:45 (eleven years ago) link

bOmbTM

― the late great, Friday, 21 June 2013 01:20 (eleven years ago) link

the Wetherspoon's magazine is an all time classic as well.

― the Shearer of simulated snowsex etc. (Dwight Yorke), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 12:19 (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

perhaps you could write some music reviews for it

― Ward Fowler, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 12:23 (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Šite New Answers (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 25 June 2013 23:38 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

the real skill is saying something so stupid no one posts on a thread for hours: The Reverse ZClusterfuck

― waterface, Thursday, July 11, 2013 10:01 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

1 Month Passes...

― Gregory Bateson is always appropriate (sarahell), Thursday, July 11, 2013 10:06 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Puff Daddy, whoever the fuck you are. I am dissapoint. (stevie), Friday, 12 July 2013 10:47 (eleven years ago) link

ha

― dub job deems (darraghmac), Friday, 12 July 2013 10:56 (eleven years ago) link

Fake

― waterface, Friday, 12 July 2013 11:38 (eleven years ago) link

Face'd

― BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 12 July 2013 11:48 (eleven years ago) link

You wish

― waterface, Friday, 12 July 2013 11:51 (eleven years ago) link

the fakeness in sarahell's response is what makes it a "zing" and not just another tedious waterface post

― Puff Daddy, whoever the fuck you are. I am dissapoint. (stevie), Friday, 12 July 2013 11:57 (eleven years ago) link

i call it fair and just, stevie otm

― dub job deems (darraghmac), Friday, 12 July 2013 11:59 (eleven years ago) link

If you numbskulls had been able to withhold yourselfvs from postings for a whole month on that thread then yes, kudos. You would have gotten zing credit. That's what my joke was setting up. But oh no you can't stop posting on ILX for a whole month. Whatever

― waterface, Friday, 12 July 2013 13:16 (eleven years ago) link

what do u call a hundred board lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

― Mordy , Friday, 12 July 2013 13:40 (eleven years ago) link

what

― waterface, Friday, 12 July 2013 13:41 (eleven years ago) link

idk a good place to set up a colony of noise dudes?

― Mordy , Friday, 12 July 2013 13:43 (eleven years ago) link

sigh

― waterface, Friday, 12 July 2013 13:44 (eleven years ago) link

what do u call a hundred board lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

peaceful

― Puff Daddy, whoever the fuck you are. I am dissapoint. (stevie), Friday, 12 July 2013 14:13 (eleven years ago) link

idk a good place to set up a colony of noise dudes?

― Mordy , Friday, July 12, 2013 1:43 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this did not go where i expected it to go

― BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 12 July 2013 15:02 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

kathy lee was a grower, but its one of the weaker links imo and a surprising choice for single/video. on the whole i find this really special and suspect it will be a hit with anyone fond of the JBs.

production-wise it sits somewhere between Last Exit and the more "accomplished" sounding So This is Goodbye. it's impossibly lush in places and quite spacey, but with lots of little rough edges and arrangements that on first pass may seem half-baked.

there's that familiar polyrhythm wrought by skittery percussion and arpeggios and tremolos and oddly-timed delays and gently modulated synth drone. oh and there's some fucking stellar chord work throughout.

really impressive debut

― anza808, Friday, August 23, 2013 4:32 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i think its a great album, even if it is basically kind of a 'what if junior boys produced aaliyah' kind of project. im not that fussed about her getting more attention over say, fantasia, just because they are so different. but last time i checked, its not like beyonce or rihanna were being booted out the charts by the likes of solange or weeknd (or more appropriately, how king midas sound and how to dress well were beating katy b or disclosure on itunes). so im not sure where this 'alt R&B' vs 'real R&B' war starts and ends. im more interested in how in the uk, it seems like most of the biggest R&B voices are white, but thats probably too many worm cans to be opened at once (and it might be a specious one, im not sure). but anyway, i think the album is great. hyperdub's aaliyah to laurel halo's bjork.

― StillAdvance, Friday, August 23, 2013 9:47 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

has this actually leaked or are you two what passes for professional these days

― r|t|c, Friday, August 23, 2013 11:33 AM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― transmisogyny express (DJ Mencap), Friday, 23 August 2013 11:42 (eleven years ago) link

this paintings donation guy piece is blowing my mind. do museums just take anything any guy off the street gives them and hang it up?

― k3vin k., Tuesday, August 27, 2013 3:52 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

That's what the article said, Einstein

― waterface, Tuesday, August 27, 2013 3:53 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 21:04 (eleven years ago) link

hardcore new yorker zing

― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 21:04 (eleven years ago) link

tbf i was like 2 pages in at the time

― k3vin k., Tuesday, 27 August 2013 21:22 (eleven years ago) link

no lawyering

any zing defense must take the form of a counterzing

― your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 21:23 (eleven years ago) link

but he was just trying to be fair to himself

― maven maven (Matt P), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 21:28 (eleven years ago) link

elmo is right

immortalized in the zing thread for being on the wrong end of a waterface zing. wow. very loser.

― k3vin k., Tuesday, 27 August 2013 21:31 (eleven years ago) link

you should change your username to Einstein as a reminder of what happened here today

― maven maven (Matt P), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 21:33 (eleven years ago) link

Why would you post to ILX in the middle of an article?

― waterface, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 21:34 (eleven years ago) link

"GEE I WONDER IF THIS THING I AM WONDEREING ABOUT WILL BE EXPLAINED IF I READ MORE, BETTER POST TO ILX"
POSTS TO ILX
GETS WATERFACED
KEEPS READING NEW YORKER ARTICLE

― waterface, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 21:35 (eleven years ago) link

Take your Waterfacing like a man, Karen

― waterface, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 21:35 (eleven years ago) link

you might find, when it comes to zinging, that less is more. and quitting while you're ahead is so important.

― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 21:37 (eleven years ago) link

^

― 乒乓, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 21:37 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah you're getting a lil water on your face at this point

― een, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 21:38 (eleven years ago) link

The zing stands

― waterface, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 21:39 (eleven years ago) link

The zing still stings, my vebosities do nothing to dminish it's venom

― waterface, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 21:39 (eleven years ago) link

outed as a LJ sock

― 乒乓, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 21:41 (eleven years ago) link

Venom is bit watered down now

― touch. zing touch. you've almost convinced me I'm real (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 21:42 (eleven years ago) link

can i withdraw my zing posting

― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 21:45 (eleven years ago) link

What's worse? My verbosties? Or Kacey posting on the New York Times thread halfway through the magazines?

― waterface, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 21:47 (eleven years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v165/noodle_vague/shaking-my-head-picture_zps9f7939cc.gif

― RAWK of Agger's (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 21:49 (eleven years ago) link

the Maurides zing where you zing yourself during zing celebration.

― touch. zing touch. you've almost convinced me I'm real (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 21:51 (eleven years ago) link

first reports from te scene suggest a murder/suicide zing

― "Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 21:56 (eleven years ago) link

oh waterpaws

― everything I do is funky like Debussy (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 22:21 (eleven years ago) link

is that a gif from anthem

― socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 00:15 (eleven years ago) link

no idea, can't even remember where i found it

― RAWK of Agger's (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 00:37 (eleven years ago) link

pretty weak zing imo

― the late great, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 01:19 (eleven years ago) link

I think we ought to ban that guy

― Treeship, Wednesday, September 4, 2013 3:26 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

do u ever think anything u don't post

― zvookster, Wednesday, September 4, 2013 3:31 PM (3 minutes ago)

― money, chicken and other DNA (sleeve), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 22:36 (eleven years ago) link

Pretty good one tbf

― Treeship, Wednesday, 4 September 2013 22:38 (eleven years ago) link

came here to post that xp

― 乒乓, Wednesday, 4 September 2013 22:46 (eleven years ago) link

i can't imagine how embarrassing it would be to actually engage in this conversation in 2013

― Vinetalic - "My Friend Terio" (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, September 5, 2013 11:49 AM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

can't imagine how embarrassing it is to have engaged in it several times & still give a fuck abt how it is discussed

― zvookster, Thursday, September 5, 2013 11:59 AM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― een, Thursday, 5 September 2013 17:31 (eleven years ago) link

boom.

― Ottworks SKG (stevie), Thursday, 5 September 2013 18:07 (eleven years ago) link

http://cache2.asset-cache.net/gc/56346278-businessman-getting-sprayed-with-water-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=3Zt4bSHhsK%2F6kQeoL2%2FJFbr5%2FjLRLekyp%2BmFLeKSgmUhD9hy%2BBr%2BE2F8RZm7APiD

― waterface, Thursday, 5 September 2013 18:18 (eleven years ago) link

access denied: splash back

― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 5 September 2013 18:36 (eleven years ago) link

zving

― am0n, Thursday, 5 September 2013 18:40 (eleven years ago) link

lol

― flopson, Thursday, 5 September 2013 18:42 (eleven years ago) link

― waterface, Thursday, September 5, 2013 7:18 PM (30 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

one of the better waterface posts

― Ottworks SKG (stevie), Thursday, 5 September 2013 18:49 (eleven years ago) link

http://tucsoncitizen.com/hispanic-politico/files/2013/02/John-Lennon-Imagine.jpg

― I Am the Cosimo Code (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 5 September 2013 18:56 (eleven years ago) link

what thread is the whiney one from?

― My Little Pono (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 5 September 2013 19:58 (eleven years ago) link

pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.)

― markers, Thursday, 5 September 2013 20:00 (eleven years ago) link

fuck you space head

― waterface, Thursday, September 5, 2013 12:39 PM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

j/k

― waterface, Thursday, September 5, 2013 12:39 PM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

thanks for the compliment

― waterface, Thursday, September 5, 2013 12:39 PM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i really am the best but that'[s not saying much around these partys

― waterface, Thursday, September 5, 2013 12:39 PM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

so this is what a David Lee Roth conversation with a backstage mirror is like

― Neanderthal, Thursday, September 5, 2013 1:43 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― forevermore (a maven) (Matt P), Friday, 6 September 2013 03:24 (eleven years ago) link

I think we ought to ban that guy

― Treeship, Wednesday, September 4, 2013 3:26 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

do u ever think anything u don't post

― zvookster, Wednesday, September 4, 2013 3:31 PM (3 minutes ago)

straight port from the simpsons episode where bart falls for the new girl in town iirc, but i mean i give props to zvooks' zinging game tbh

― his LIPS !!! (darraghmac), Friday, 6 September 2013 09:06 (eleven years ago) link

I wasn't gonna say anything but yeah

― Frances Ha-Ha #CUNT (wins), Friday, 6 September 2013 09:45 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://www.gocomics.com/pickles/2013/09/22#.UkCoQH8SYtQ

― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 23 September 2013 20:45 (eleven years ago) link

i have bad hearing and do that literally all the time, it's a really bad habit

― druhilla (k3vin k.), Monday, 23 September 2013 20:46 (eleven years ago) link

yep, I hear ya.

― pplains, Monday, 23 September 2013 21:56 (eleven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Hi, I was responsible for much of that Morrissey coverage in the Guardian. Yes, much of it is a search for clicks - but that's because people want to read it. And while it's easy to say we shouldn't hunt clicks, the fact is it's really hard to make money in newspapers and every click brings in a little bit of ad revenue. And the more ad revenue we can get from doing Morrissey stories, the more money we can invest in serious reporting: that's the absolutely crucial point (also, as I say, a lot of people did want to read the stories; no one's forcing those who don't). The overnight news stories, well … you're not going to get Martha Gellhorn when someone who's done a full day goes home for three hours, then goes back into the office to work through the night reading and filleting the book.

The unfunny preview blog was mine, too. Not my finest hour. Alone on the music desk this week, having to do a shedload of stuff, and some suffered. More pleased with Savage's piece on what Morrissey represented in 1983, which I commissioned.

― Unsettled defender (ithappens), Thursday, 17 October 2013 19:36 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"And the more ad revenue we can get from doing Morrissey stories, the more money we can invest in serious reporting"

this argument is vulnerable to reductio ad comment is free.

― caek, Thursday, 17 October 2013 19:52 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 17 October 2013 20:36 (eleven years ago) link

Apparently I'm a massively intolerant wanker.

― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 25 October 2013 14:59 (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

whoa dude you say that like it's news

― little busquets made of tiki-taka (imago), Friday, 25 October 2013 15:01 (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― fake irish times letters mac d (nakhchivan), Friday, 25 October 2013 14:08 (eleven years ago) link

the kind of lazy cheapshot that not so long back consistently drove you mad as a recipient iirc imago

― drugs/lies: poll (darraghmac), Friday, 25 October 2013 16:08 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwSKkKrUzUk

― there's no camera to capture that yelping moment! (forksclovetofu), Friday, 25 October 2013 16:24 (eleven years ago) link

i do think there's a huge swath of people who think of lou reed as some guy who had one memorable ditty (walk on the wild side) once upon a time, like he was david essex or something.

This is me, pretty much. I've never cared for classic rock or punk rock, so I couldn't really name any other song by the dude than "Walk on the Wild Side" (which I prefer as the Finnish-language cover version done by the great jazz/pop singer Lasse Mårtenson) and "Perfect Day" (which I wouldn't know if it wasn't for Trainspotting). I'm not trying to be willfully ignorant, and I recognize that a lot of people were influenced by Reed, but IMO in the year 2013 his legacy is so far in the past, and/or heard in such marginal genres, that even someone quite knowledgable in pop music might not know him for anything else than those two hits, unless he was specifically into the specific subgenres of rock where he might still be valued highly.

That said, I've nothing against the dude, just wanted to point out that people who know him for only one or two tunes aren't necessarily ignorant. RIP.

― Tuomas, Wednesday, October 30, 2013 4:04 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

p

― buzza, Wednesday, October 30, 2013 4:06 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wow tell us more about not liking rock music tuomas never heard that before what a fascinating posting style keep up
the good work

― buzza, Wednesday, October 30, 2013 4:08 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― some dude, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 14:40 (eleven years ago) link

Friendships are a bitch.

I want to end this 'friendship' with this girl because, basically, well, not to sound all superficial and like an insensitive gross jerk, but I just wanted to get in her panties.

I realised one outing too late she only likes me as a 'friend'. That's cool.

So, I start flaking out on her and I'm super brief and vague and tell her stuff like 'sure just give me a call whenever'. I come back from a trip and she hadn't contacted me all week and I thought, 'Yes...finally, get out of my life'. Then last night she says "Happy Halloween! How have you been? :)'.

ARGHHHHHH. Go away. I was playing along because I have already invested enough time and have performed some of my magic on her to just let her go so easily, just in case.

Ya, I'm stringing her along until she gets tired of trying, because I view this relationship as disposable.

I feel it's important for me to clarify that if I consider you my friend, or best friend, I will do just about anything for you. But if I don't, I am a totally different person.

Plus, I sense she is using me for my knowledge of the English language, because she has asked me to help her with her homework.

(And she just sent me a text...)

― c21m50nh3x460n, Friday, November 1, 2013 7:27 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it is time for her to let go of your friendship

― schlump, Friday, November 1, 2013 7:31 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*hugs* we're here for you if you need us

― christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, November 1, 2013 7:32 PM (59 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Can someone forward her this thread? Maybe she'll get the hint.

― c21m50nh3x460n, Friday, November 1, 2013 7:32 PM (58 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

how old is she?

― nachomon real (nakhchivan), Friday, November 1, 2013 7:35 PM (56 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

....homework......

― nachomon real (nakhchivan), Friday, November 1, 2013 7:35 PM (56 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

24

― c21m50nh3x460n, Friday, November 1, 2013 7:37 PM (53 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

So yeah, I have nothing helpful to say - only that you're not alone.

― luna (luna.c)

― buzza, Friday, November 1, 2013 7:38 PM (53 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and she is on a student visa or something?

― nachomon real (nakhchivan), Friday, November 1, 2013 7:39 PM (51 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sorry to say this crimonhexagon but i feel like you might have been exploited and deceived here by someone whose apparently good natured company is nothing more than a crude wish to exploit your extravagant capabilities with the english language

― nachomon real (nakhchivan), Friday, November 1, 2013 7:41 PM (50 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― diarmuid o'gallus (imago), Friday, 1 November 2013 20:33 (eleven years ago) link

zing certification... denied

― 乒乓, Friday, 1 November 2013 20:42 (eleven years ago) link

you want the department of japery, let me transfer you

― forbz (Matt P), Friday, 1 November 2013 20:44 (eleven years ago) link

decent cumulative zing imo even if hexy's doing all the work

― Jesus (wins), Friday, 1 November 2013 20:45 (eleven years ago) link

there's no such thing
as a cumulative zing

― Number None, Friday, 1 November 2013 20:48 (eleven years ago) link

hexagon: friendzoned! case closed http://www.vgchat.com/images/smilies/judge.gif

― lag∞n, Friday, 1 November 2013 20:48 (eleven years ago) link

wonder what sort of defect of personality could be denying ole hex access to "her panties"

― mario chalmers of ilx (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 1 November 2013 21:20 (eleven years ago) link

frigidity obv

― Jesus (wins), Friday, 1 November 2013 21:21 (eleven years ago) link

no admin privs

― lag∞n, Friday, 1 November 2013 21:21 (eleven years ago) link

lack of respect for his privilege

― sarahell, Friday, 1 November 2013 21:21 (eleven years ago) link

Just a crimson hexagon
with ample lexicon
trying to see you
with no panties on

― mario chalmers of ilx (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 1 November 2013 21:29 (eleven years ago) link

done

― forbz (Matt P), Friday, 1 November 2013 21:30 (eleven years ago) link

I'm still unclear why a 24 year old has English homework -- is she an ESL student?

― sarahell, Friday, 1 November 2013 21:31 (eleven years ago) link

hexagon have you tried rapping to her

― lag∞n, Friday, 1 November 2013 21:31 (eleven years ago) link

Hmm I read that incorrectly.

― Immediate Follower (NA), Friday, 1 November 2013 21:32 (eleven years ago) link

don't scare me like that lag∞n

xp!

― Jesus (wins), Friday, 1 November 2013 21:32 (eleven years ago) link

whoa you guys freudian misreading much

― lag∞n, Friday, 1 November 2013 21:37 (eleven years ago) link

you might also want to try rapier wit.

― forbz (Matt P), Friday, 1 November 2013 21:37 (eleven years ago) link

lol

― spacemindy, Friday, 1 November 2013 22:24 (eleven years ago) link

re onion av club:

what do you call this genial descriptive house style

― socki (s1ocki), Friday, November 1, 2013 6:23 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Josh in Chicago

― 乒乓, Friday, November 1, 2013 6:30 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― lag∞n, Friday, 1 November 2013 23:52 (eleven years ago) link

LOL

― balls, Saturday, 2 November 2013 00:56 (eleven years ago) link

idgi

― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Saturday, 2 November 2013 01:00 (eleven years ago) link

okay that hex/nakh thing imago just c/p'd might be many things but it's not even the weakest of zings

― Defund Phil Collins (stevie), Saturday, 2 November 2013 09:04 (eleven years ago) link

its definitely zingy imo

― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Saturday, 2 November 2013 17:35 (eleven years ago) link

it could have come more quickly

― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Saturday, 2 November 2013 17:36 (eleven years ago) link

the dude straight up says hes only talking to her bc of potential sex, then indicts her for using him for help with english homework. "extravagant capabilities" puts it over the zing fence

― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Saturday, 2 November 2013 17:38 (eleven years ago) link

it's too protracted, 'zing' as onomatopoeia demands a certain pithiness

xxp yeah

― twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Saturday, 2 November 2013 17:40 (eleven years ago) link

i agree, i wish i came directly after the OP

― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Saturday, 2 November 2013 17:42 (eleven years ago) link

i wish IT came

― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Saturday, 2 November 2013 17:42 (eleven years ago) link

hmmm

― twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Saturday, 2 November 2013 17:43 (eleven years ago) link

legendary typo

― some dude, Sunday, 3 November 2013 16:58 (eleven years ago) link

idk

― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, 4 November 2013 00:06 (eleven years ago) link

wario stephen ilxor brings another hot thread

― r|t|c, Sunday, November 17, 2013 4:05 PM (2 hours ago)

― twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Sunday, 17 November 2013 23:48 (eleven years ago) link

so good

― le goon (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 17 November 2013 23:50 (eleven years ago) link

http://jezebel.com/so-are-you-going-to-stop-posting-your-selfies-to-twitte-1469039497

― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Thursday, 21 November 2013 18:17 (eleven years ago) link

hah selfie war goes deep

― lag∞n, Thursday, 21 November 2013 18:22 (eleven years ago) link

100% clean hit

― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Thursday, 21 November 2013 18:23 (eleven years ago) link

ha wow

― deX! (DJP), Thursday, 21 November 2013 18:25 (eleven years ago) link

the pope is dope

― the late great, Thursday, 21 November 2013 18:30 (eleven years ago) link

this is a nice counter-zing (after accusations that she edited the piece post-zing)

http://i.imgur.com/Erk8Bhr.png

― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Thursday, 21 November 2013 18:44 (eleven years ago) link

idgi! plz 2 explain [i am not Pope Alexander btw]

― http://i26.tinypic.com/2udyu5e.jpg (stevie), Friday, 22 November 2013 07:45 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowldc/files/original/bart-the-hall-monitor.jpg

― uk cheese board (Noodle Vague), Friday, 22 November 2013 08:21 (eleven years ago) link

ahhhh! tq nv

― http://i26.tinypic.com/2udyu5e.jpg (stevie), Friday, 22 November 2013 09:15 (eleven years ago) link

the ability to make up a bunch of bullshit opinions about whatever topic people happen to be talking about has its advantages and its drawbacks. you can easily lose track of what you actually know and what you've made up and say a bunch of half-baked bullshit that irritates people who actually know/care about the topic at hand. it seems like a talent of the bloviated spielers more so than the quickwitted, who are often pretty judicious about what things they actually talk about.

― tɹi.ʃɪp (Treeship), Thursday, 28 November 2013 06:09 (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

thank you for that practical demonstration.

― estela, Thursday, 28 November 2013 06:18 (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― A Skanger Barkley (nakhchivan), Thursday, 28 November 2013 15:43 (eleven years ago) link

zing god

― lag∞n, Thursday, 28 November 2013 15:55 (eleven years ago) link

:D

― veneer timber (imago), Thursday, 28 November 2013 16:23 (eleven years ago) link

Even worse in person tbh

― 30 ch'lopping days left to umas (darraghmac), Thursday, 28 November 2013 16:23 (eleven years ago) link

amazing

― flopson, Thursday, 28 November 2013 18:34 (eleven years ago) link

amaZING

― the late great, Thursday, 28 November 2013 19:03 (eleven years ago) link

splat, fin

― 30 ch'lopping days left to umas (darraghmac), Thursday, 28 November 2013 19:06 (eleven years ago) link

roasted.

― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Thursday, 28 November 2013 22:22 (eleven years ago) link

happy zingsgiving

― freemen (on the) space (seandalai), Thursday, 28 November 2013 22:29 (eleven years ago) link

roasted toasted and burnt to a crisp

― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Friday, 29 November 2013 21:24 (eleven years ago) link

stumpship

― veneer timber (imago), Friday, 29 November 2013 23:57 (eleven years ago) link

The inhabitants of Central Siberia saw the fall and explosion of the meteorite over an area with a radius of 600-1000 km. Eighty million trees in the taiga (coniferous forest) were uprooted and blown down for a radius of 30-40 km (F.J.W. Whipple 1934). Some trees on the leeward side of hills were somewhat protected, yet still had their branches broken off and bark stripped to leave them standing naked, resembling telegraph poles.

― christmas candy bar (al leong), Saturday, 30 November 2013 01:02 (eleven years ago) link

пшнэд

― schwantz, Saturday, 30 November 2013 01:08 (eleven years ago) link

stumpwreck, even

― veneer timber (imago), Saturday, 30 November 2013 03:00 (eleven years ago) link

So Obama and Castro shook hands? Tsk tsk, taking advantage of Fidel's senescence.

― eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, December 10, 2013 3:37 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

raul

― lag∞n, Tuesday, December 10, 2013 3:39 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh well, at least he might live to see HavanaDisney.

― eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, December 10, 2013 3:39 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no, wait, not enough space -- DisneyGuantanamo!

― eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, December 10, 2013 3:40 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Where do you come up with this stuff

― you are kind, I am (waterface), Tuesday, December 10, 2013 3:41 PM (21 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 December 2013 20:42 (eleven years ago) link

it's not even 4:20 and j0e is on the fucking genius of waterface

― eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 10 December 2013 20:54 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.metalasylum.com/ragingbull/movies/hardboiled.jpg

firing at two targets at once

― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 10 December 2013 20:58 (eleven years ago) link

lol

― From the Album No Baby for You! (Matt P), Tuesday, 10 December 2013 21:00 (eleven years ago) link

let's remember the disaster that ensued last time a waterface zing of a highly respected poster, me, was thoughtlessly posted to this thread

― k3vin k., Tuesday, 10 December 2013 21:02 (eleven years ago) link

We all agreed with it and high fived waterface

― 乒乓, Tuesday, 10 December 2013 21:07 (eleven years ago) link

BOOM

― you are kind, I am (waterface), Tuesday, 10 December 2013 21:08 (eleven years ago) link

SUCK ON THAT KARLY

― you are kind, I am (waterface), Tuesday, 10 December 2013 21:08 (eleven years ago) link

YOU JUST GOT FACED

― you are kind, I am (waterface), Tuesday, 10 December 2013 21:08 (eleven years ago) link

Man now I wish I had never high fived waterface

― 乒乓, Tuesday, 10 December 2013 21:09 (eleven years ago) link

Wait there was a good waterface post?

― polyphonic, Tuesday, 10 December 2013 21:12 (eleven years ago) link

lol

― flopson, Tuesday, 10 December 2013 21:12 (eleven years ago) link

maybe posting the wateface post to zing is the zing? think abt it

― flopson, Tuesday, 10 December 2013 21:13 (eleven years ago) link

zing zinging the zinger

― From the Album No Baby for You! (Matt P), Tuesday, 10 December 2013 21:41 (eleven years ago) link

i applaud yr alls vigilance in holding waface in check but you got to give it up for a quality zing no two ways about it

― lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 December 2013 21:44 (eleven years ago) link

i like this dry zing by lex

lol lex just because you choose to listen to miley cyrus m8, chill out lmao

― the Shearer of simulated snowsex etc. (Dwight Yorke), Tuesday, 10 December 2013 12:57 (8 hours ago) Permalink

DY i think your attempt at an insouciant posting style would work better with either the lol at the start or the lmao at the end but not both, bc that's a bit try-hard tbh

― lex pretend, Tuesday, 10 December 2013 12:58 (8 hours ago) Permalink

― flopson, Tuesday, 10 December 2013 21:55 (eleven years ago) link

could only have been improved by putting fyi at the beginning

― veneer timber (imago), Tuesday, 10 December 2013 23:18 (eleven years ago) link

nah tbh

― mind totally brown (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 December 2013 23:19 (eleven years ago) link

Worked for me, and I'm sure Yorke appreciated the feedback

― i am curious #yolo (wins), Tuesday, 10 December 2013 23:28 (eleven years ago) link

lex can be murderous, that was stone cold genius

― the "Weird Al" Yankovic of country music (stevie), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 07:42 (eleven years ago) link

must try harder.

both.

no worthy zings.

― Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 09:05 (eleven years ago) link

As someone who has seen the first Hobbit movie, Josh in Chicago, perhaps three hours of your life isn't as precious as you think.

― Ward Fowler, Tuesday, December 17, 2013 8:38 AM (8 hours ago)

― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 17 December 2013 17:04 (eleven years ago) link

Threads like this make me so proud to be British!

Rocked by a scandal on this scale, and who do we vent our anger at? The banks? The traders? The City? The woefully inadequate regulatory system? The successive governments that refused to do anything about any of the above, while fawning over these supposed "wealth creators"?

No. The most reprehensible villain in all this is a rather unpleasant and deeply spoiled but still physically highly attractive adolescent girl. This is the single most appropriate place we can focus our opprobrium!

Well done all round, chaps. Brilliant thread.

― White Chocolate Cheesecake, Saturday, July 7, 2012 9:33 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you are such a retard

― dis civilization and its contents (nakhchivan), Saturday, July 7, 2012 9:34 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fuck off out of all my threads, ever

― dis civilization and its contents (nakhchivan), Saturday, July 7, 2012 9:35 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― slam dunk, Tuesday, 17 December 2013 18:38 (eleven years ago) link

nakh: hardman zing champion

― Mordy , Tuesday, 17 December 2013 19:34 (eleven years ago) link

if you think that's a good zing i have several billion youtube comments to show you...

― the "Weird Al" Yankovic of country music (stevie), Wednesday, 18 December 2013 07:41 (eleven years ago) link

otm

― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 18 December 2013 14:19 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah "fuck off retard" absolutely doesn't qualify for this thread. Nakh: you can do better. Slam dunk: hi.

― deeja entendu (wins), Wednesday, 18 December 2013 14:39 (eleven years ago) link

it's not what he said but the way he said it

― Mordy , Wednesday, 18 December 2013 14:42 (eleven years ago) link

there's a parazingtext here

― Mordy , Wednesday, 18 December 2013 14:43 (eleven years ago) link

there's a parazingtext here

you're wasting your life

― the "Weird Al" Yankovic of country music (stevie), Wednesday, 18 December 2013 15:01 (eleven years ago) link

there's a zing for you

― the "Weird Al" Yankovic of country music (stevie), Wednesday, 18 December 2013 15:01 (eleven years ago) link

classic nakh

― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Wednesday, 18 December 2013 15:08 (eleven years ago) link

probably a post is not a zing if you can imagine it being something a small crying child might say.

― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 18 December 2013 15:33 (eleven years ago) link

the joke the parazing if you will i think is that wcc was known to tell people to get off her threads and generally feeling like threads she started belonged to her

― lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 December 2013 15:34 (eleven years ago) link

Maybe it doesn't belong in the wild outside its context then.

Or maybe append one of these things to the post to educate thread visitors.

http://media.courierpress.com/media/img/photos/2011/04/02/IMG_2762_t607.JPG

― pplains, Wednesday, 18 December 2013 15:42 (eleven years ago) link

probably a post is not a zing if you can imagine it being something a small crying child might say.

― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 18 December 2013 10:33 (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmao

― flopson, Wednesday, 18 December 2013 15:43 (eleven years ago) link

weak run of entries to this thread, tbh

― k3vin k., Wednesday, 18 December 2013 16:23 (eleven years ago) link

classic k3vin k

― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Wednesday, 18 December 2013 16:40 (eleven years ago) link

zing

― the five people you meet in Hedon (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 18 December 2013 16:42 (eleven years ago) link

kevin is still mad that waterface burned him so bad

― lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 December 2013 16:44 (eleven years ago) link

still damp

― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 18 December 2013 16:50 (eleven years ago) link

PZSD

― christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 18 December 2013 16:50 (eleven years ago) link

faced

― you are kind, I am (waterface), Wednesday, 18 December 2013 17:13 (eleven years ago) link

doesn't someone have to say your name 3 times or something before you show up?

― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 18 December 2013 17:18 (eleven years ago) link

close your eyes if you believe in me

― you are kind, I am (waterface), Wednesday, 18 December 2013 17:39 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/AIhe6Ob.png

Damn

― 乒乓, Monday, 23 December 2013 22:10 (eleven years ago) link

friday_daaaaaamn.gif

― the late great, Tuesday, 24 December 2013 00:17 (eleven years ago) link

http://i40.tinypic.com/s16mns.png

― mitch hedberg and kevin hart (sleepingbag), Saturday, 4 January 2014 01:29 (eleven years ago) link

haha the description is kind of a dry zing too

― socki (s1ocki), Monday, 6 January 2014 00:59 (eleven years ago) link

lmbo stand-up comic

― The Reverend, Saturday, 11 January 2014 21:11 (eleven years ago) link

#jokes

― mile.y (wins), Saturday, 11 January 2014 21:13 (eleven years ago) link

this is not about God or religious conviction. this is about the erosion of civil rights in America, where a hospital is authorized to declare a still-breathing patient dead and refuse to acknowledge the parents' unequivocal desire to give her a chance to recover.Teri Schiavo was harmed by these same liberal laws that give the courts the right to dictate life or death.this hospital merely wants to conceal the truth about why Jahi is in this state by letting her die fearing if she sparks awake that she will reveal her mistreatments. brain-dead victims have recovered numerous times despite being told they had no chance to recover. if she does eventually die in her new facility, i hope the children's hospital is sued and razed to the ground. course I'm sure you liberal-type here are all for supporting the aristocracy of hospital and the legal system's raping of the concept of death, but hey, what's truth in the way of a bunch of lies?

― Pedro Thelion, Sunday, January 12, 2014 9:34 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

jeff

― Pedro Mba Obiang Avomo est un joueur de football hispano-ganéen (nakhchivan), Sunday, January 12, 2014 9:36 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a solid one word retort congealed in the vaginal orifice you call a face

― Pedro Thelion, Sunday, January 12, 2014 9:39 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― is this semi-amateurism? (darraghmac), Monday, 13 January 2014 00:09 (ten years ago) link

cant front nakh that was icy

― is this semi-amateurism? (darraghmac), Monday, 13 January 2014 00:09 (ten years ago) link

whos the rightwing nut?

― the Bronski Review (Trayce), Monday, 13 January 2014 00:27 (ten years ago) link

yr mothers one did look a lot like her face tho deems

― Pedro Mba Obiang Avomo est un joueur de football hispano-ganéen (nakhchivan), Monday, 13 January 2014 00:28 (ten years ago) link

morbs just found out about the death panels

― balls, Monday, 13 January 2014 00:29 (ten years ago) link

think it might be an actual valuable new poster

― Pedro Mba Obiang Avomo est un joueur de football hispano-ganéen (nakhchivan), Monday, 13 January 2014 00:29 (ten years ago) link

cant front about the front bottom

― is this semi-amateurism? (darraghmac), Monday, 13 January 2014 00:30 (ten years ago) link

woah its been ages since we had a right wing troll.

― the "Weird Al" Yankovic of country music (stevie), Monday, 13 January 2014 07:36 (ten years ago) link

darragh's still here ffs

― Jargon Kinsman (Noodle Vague), Monday, 13 January 2014 08:32 (ten years ago) link

I go easy on youse dreamy twits tbf

― is this semi-amateurism? (darraghmac), Monday, 13 January 2014 08:38 (ten years ago) link

a terrible man for the harsh realities

― Jargon Kinsman (Noodle Vague), Monday, 13 January 2014 08:41 (ten years ago) link

I was happy go lucky in nature up as far as oooh say gerry francis

― is this semi-amateurism? (darraghmac), Monday, 13 January 2014 09:03 (ten years ago) link

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-AjNVjfX5w0w/Ul-E9Z03vwI/AAAAAAAALEs/qrCQp_cLSrE/s1600/brooke-bond-play-better-soccer-01.jpg

got a copy of this at home if it'll help

― Jargon Kinsman (Noodle Vague), Monday, 13 January 2014 09:05 (ten years ago) link

Prob best sending it to gerry amirite

Anyway lets all enjoy the new (sock) guy while hes here, i been avoiding squabbles lately

― is this semi-amateurism? (darraghmac), Monday, 13 January 2014 09:06 (ten years ago) link

i dunno a rage-sock only really works if its not a sock

― Jargon Kinsman (Noodle Vague), Monday, 13 January 2014 09:08 (ten years ago) link

but i learned about Pedro the Lion so that added to the scope of my cultural purview

― Jargon Kinsman (Noodle Vague), Monday, 13 January 2014 09:08 (ten years ago) link

god i told myself i was gonna focus and not get bored this week

― Jargon Kinsman (Noodle Vague), Monday, 13 January 2014 09:09 (ten years ago) link

You couldnt even focus on the troll once you saw the lion. This is why you missed out on that Narnia gig, and you've learned nothing since.

― is this semi-amateurism? (darraghmac), Monday, 13 January 2014 09:10 (ten years ago) link

http://www.davethewave.co.uk/theherbs/pics/parsley-4.jpg

LIBERTY OR DEEEEEEATH

― Jargon Kinsman (Noodle Vague), Monday, 13 January 2014 09:12 (ten years ago) link

hang on lemme take this elsewehre stop ruining the izng thread

― Jargon Kinsman (Noodle Vague), Monday, 13 January 2014 09:13 (ten years ago) link

darragh's still here ffs

was going to make this joke but was worried my jokingness would be open to misinterpretation

― the "Weird Al" Yankovic of country music (stevie), Monday, 13 January 2014 10:21 (ten years ago) link

I try to take in in spirit/character once its off whichever thread in question so i note yr position for future ref etc

But come come there are zings or not?

― is this semi-amateurism? (darraghmac), Monday, 13 January 2014 10:28 (ten years ago) link

Reuters Top News ‏@Reuters 4m
World powers and Iran to resume nuclear talks in February

― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 13 January 2014 11:32 (ten years ago) link

hahahaha

― lisa 龜 (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 13 January 2014 16:12 (ten years ago) link

sick

― lag∞n, Monday, 13 January 2014 16:13 (ten years ago) link

Would have voted for Type of Way as my #1 had I voted. Just a fucking transcendental record. So much fun to be had with Rich Homie Quan impressions too.

― the Shearer of simulated snowsex etc. (Dwight Yorke), Thursday, January 23, 2014 10:37 AM (59 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Really want to hear Wight Dorke's Rich Homie Quan impressions

― 龜, Thursday, January 23, 2014 10:51 AM (45 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― wilful brony (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 23 January 2014 11:38 (ten years ago) link

mainly for "Wight Dorke", not even sure if the other bit was sarcastic

― wilful brony (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 23 January 2014 11:39 (ten years ago) link

All credit to some dude, actually

― 龜, Thursday, 23 January 2014 11:50 (ten years ago) link

yeah wd is a hall of fame slam

mods should just like permanently change his dn to alton lister

― r|t|c, Thursday, 23 January 2014 11:53 (ten years ago) link

Racial slur smh

― gelatinate mess (darraghmac), Thursday, 23 January 2014 12:10 (ten years ago) link

wraithal slur smh

― r|t|c, Thursday, 23 January 2014 13:05 (ten years ago) link

all you zingers should get your box

― eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 January 2014 13:08 (ten years ago) link

zing

― hang son doong (am0n), Thursday, 23 January 2014 16:01 (ten years ago) link

Now go home and get your zingbox.

― pplains, Thursday, 23 January 2014 16:12 (ten years ago) link

No more zings, Billy.

― socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 23 January 2014 16:42 (ten years ago) link

if there's anyone who knows what jonah hill's dick actually looks like it's morbs

― balls, Saturday, January 25, 2014 9:00 PM (50 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it looks like you

― eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Saturday, January 25, 2014 9:14 PM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

cuz you want to put it in yr mouth?

― balls, Saturday, January 25, 2014 9:33 PM

― Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 26 January 2014 02:51 (ten years ago) link

only if i could give him cancer

― eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 26 January 2014 03:06 (ten years ago) link

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2014/01/140125-dogs-canine-cancer-tasmanian-devils-oldest-known-living-cancer/

― balls, Sunday, 26 January 2014 03:07 (ten years ago) link

omg look at those foxes in the sidebar

― balls, Sunday, 26 January 2014 03:08 (ten years ago) link

omg morbs

http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/734/cache/foxes-anders_73438_600x450.jpg

how cute are these foxes morbs

― balls, Sunday, 26 January 2014 03:09 (ten years ago) link

Heavy artillery

― brimstead, Sunday, 26 January 2014 03:12 (ten years ago) link

me and morbs

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/1d/1d7fe591f8fc71169959bd20fd200b19cc4277bc7bb9414839f7044b24586f80.jpg

― balls, Sunday, 26 January 2014 03:17 (ten years ago) link

http://www.frontiersla.com/Pics/Blog%20Images%203/Cruising-Al-Pacino.jpg

― Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 26 January 2014 03:19 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RbMTDLFOjA

― balls, Sunday, 26 January 2014 03:22 (ten years ago) link

I want to eat a sandwich. I want to eat a pizza. This common desire has literally made the two objects visually indistinguishable to me.

― Sufjan Grafton, Sunday, 26 January 2014 03:22 (ten years ago) link

"bobbins" makes me never want to click on a techno thread so, good work, whoever

― eat the 'kkake, anime (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, January 27, 2014 8:03 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

good work indeed

― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Monday, January 27, 2014 8:09 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― lag∞n, Wednesday, 29 January 2014 23:49 (ten years ago) link

the monocled zing

― the Norwegians are leaving! (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 23:54 (ten years ago) link

quite

― balls, Thursday, 30 January 2014 00:00 (ten years ago) link

rather

― christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 30 January 2014 00:03 (ten years ago) link

if this policy gets out posters might start attaching the bobbins amulet to all their thread titles.

― estela, Tuesday, January 28, 2014 3:13 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― lag∞n, Thursday, 30 January 2014 00:05 (ten years ago) link

very much so

― mh, Thursday, 30 January 2014 02:42 (ten years ago) link

not exactly cricket, estela

― i want to say one word to you, just one word:buzzfeed (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 30 January 2014 02:46 (ten years ago) link

This looks like slow jams. Is it slow jams?

― doglato dozzy (dog latin), Wednesday, January 29, 2014 12:46 PM (2 minutes ago)

have you ever had sex?

― k3vin k., Thursday, January 30, 2014 1:49 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark

― 龜, Thursday, 30 January 2014 02:54 (ten years ago) link

boom

― Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 30 January 2014 02:54 (ten years ago) link

we always return to the classics

― lag∞n, Thursday, 30 January 2014 02:57 (ten years ago) link

do you like bass

― Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 30 January 2014 03:02 (ten years ago) link

Woah I didn't know we'd started.

I do not get Kurt Vile at all.
― Matt DC, Thursday, January 30, 2014 3:22 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Me neither.

― doglato dozzy (dog latin), Thursday, January 30, 2014 8:24 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sorry dog latin i meant to leave you a voicemail

― le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, January 30, 2014 8:26 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Matt P, Friday, 31 January 2014 00:19 (ten years ago) link

beautiful thing

― i have the new brutal HOOS if you want it (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 31 January 2014 03:39 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

i have gone from being disappointed by this to full-on hating it. they sound like incredibly annoying people, too, middle-class nice'n'twees get out of my life

― lex pretend, Monday, February 17, 2014 6:57 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark

It's always good when you can take a break from the coal mines to join these discussions.

― imago bands and their discontents (_Rudipherous_), Monday, February 17, 2014 10:23 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark

― le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 17 February 2014 20:29 (ten years ago) link

lol

― sXe & the banshees (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 17 February 2014 20:49 (ten years ago) link

hahaha nice

― Corpsepaint Counterpaint (jjjusten), Monday, 17 February 2014 20:49 (ten years ago) link

haha

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 17 February 2014 20:52 (ten years ago) link

amazing

― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, 17 February 2014 21:19 (ten years ago) link

the hammer and sickled zing

― the Norwegians are leaving! (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 17 February 2014 21:27 (ten years ago) link

applauso

― i have the new brutal HOOS if you want it (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 17 February 2014 22:06 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

A friend of mine wrote on FB the other day that DiCaprio "looks like the fat kid in grade school whose dad had a lot of money."
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius)

this is deep
― waterbabies (waterface)

i mean derp
― waterbabies (waterface)

― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Friday, 7 March 2014 19:05 (ten years ago) link

morbs friend def otm tho

― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Friday, 7 March 2014 21:51 (ten years ago) link

I have a million and one things to say to Maura and Katherine about this, which would probably be better said in (semi-)private on Tumblr or wherever, because this is starting to feel uncomfortable. And yet. Damn the cross-posts.

1) The whole "ooh you're just jealous" thing. You know what, in a world where there is only allowed to be One Woman Anything (remember, you're talking to the girl whose band was not signed by a label who loved us "because we already have a girl band!") it is an awful warping lens. Where the one woman who succeeds gets held up as some kind of benchmark. And instead of hating on the system whereby only one woman is allowed through (and then has to speak for ~all women~) it is *really* easy to get caught up in "it's not fair that this woman got the book dead/record deal/whatever and why not these other great women who totally deserved it (including me)". It would be dishonest of me not to include myself in this group. Of course I am jealous that this woman gets hundreds of thousands of readers, and my little blog gets 250 and I will never get a book deal ever. You know what? There are dude writers who I cannot stand and everyone tosses their 8000 word thinkpieces around on twitter and I just think "why the fuck do you even like this boring masturbatory toss" but the thing is, no one holds up these boring ~dudely writers~ as a benchmark whose mastubatory thinkpieces hurt or harm other male writers. So why do we do it to this woman? I think that Maura is right to go after the *system* rather than the woman, but then turns around and starts criticising the woman's tone or style or voice. Which leads us to:

2) This is something that comes off the Gurl Thread. It's something that ENBB said to me, which has resonated in my head for a long time afterwards. I am a gender non-conforming/genderqueer/whatever woman. I get extra added shit, in addition to the normal every day shit of being read as female, for being this way. I have, in the past, got very angry at women who *do* perform "stereotypically female" roles and enjoy stereotypically female activities and conform to ~feminine stereotypes~. Because my sense was, "lady you are making things so much harder for people like me." Because my sense was, they were just going along with What Society Told Them To Be, and they got an easy ride because they were able to conform to "pretty" and to "gender stereotypes" and therefore got all the Nice Stuff that was denied me, because I couldn't and wouldn't. And we butted heads on this a lot, but what she said was very true: it's not that simple. Many women do and enjoy ~stereotypically feminine things~ not because they are brainwashed by society but because that is who *they* are. It is not my place to judge whether a woman who performs femininity a certain way is doing it because it's her genuine gender expression or because she's brainwashed by patriarchy and the cis-tem, maaaan. I can certainly criticise the *system* that rewards feminine women and punishes genderqueer persons with nice things like societal approval and publishing contracts. But criticising a woman for being stereotypically feminine and performing in a way that TIES INTO EXISTING FEMININE STEREOTYPES? NOPE. I learned the hard way that's not on. And that's what I see every time I see women criticising *this woman* for "making it harder for the rest of us!"

3) Tone/style/voice whatever you want to call it. Living in Britain, my only exposure to this "NPR twee" thing you keep talking about is vague awareness of threads I avoid because they are overly American and also clusterfucks. She writes like a LadyBlog, yes. Surprise! SHE IS WRITING A LADYBLOG! It's like there are two conflicting narratives in this thread: A) she is some mastermind of marketing who is deeply embedded in "NPR culture" and also is a librarian who has read a thousand books and therefore knows exactly what it takes to Write A Best-Selling Blog Crossover and so she has deliberately constructed this "Faux Naif" tone to exactly nail the right tone to push record-snob-man-buttons into making her blog a smash viral hit with instant publisher appeal!!! result!!! B) She is an amateur writer who knows very little about music, and writes about music as a Non-Music-Fan who writes like a LadyBlogger in LadyBlogTone because... (get this!) she reads a lot of LadyBlogs! Which of these narratives is true? A little of both? Somewhere inbetween? I don't feel qualified to call it. Maybe Maura has way more experience in public and can tell more easily what the aim of someone's prose is than I can? This is possible. It is also possible that I am completely missing the cultural context of WHY THESE PEOPLE ARE SO TERRIBLE because "NPR twee" is not a part of my experience and if it were, I'd hate it like I hate... oh I dunno Charlie Brooker or some British equivalent?

4) On letting down the team. I come from the other side of this. I know that I write with a tone which attracts *disapproval* from Serious Music Fan Men (and also many, many women). Because, basically, I aspire to write with the breathless enthusiasm of the 15 year old fangirl I used to be. I try to write about the emotions that music inspires in me. Some of these emotions are, um, salacious. OH MY GOD SHE'S TALKING ABOUT SEX AGAIN. I know it makes some men very uncomfortable when I talk about sex and music in this way. I also know, that in "serious fandoms" I often get taken aside by *other women* and told that I mustn't talk about music in such a ~fangirl~ way because it makes it harder for Serious Female Music Fans to be Taken Seriously, and not treated like raging fangirls who just want to fuck the boys onstage. And then we get to a point where I'm trying to review a band where the singer-dude is talking about fingerbanging and singing about threesomes and yet I must not mention sex or sexuality when describing my experience of this music because I might come off like a fangirl and let the team down. Right. So when I see other Female Music Fans talking about how Other Women must not reinforce bad female stereotypes, I really really get *my* hackles up.

I have spent way too long writing this to hit the back button now, even though sense tells me I really should and I'm going to get ripped apart, but there it is. Anyway, I have to go and look for a job now.

― "Endemic. What does that mean, man?" (Branwell Bell), Wednesday, March 19, 2014 3:43 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

good luck

― two bunny rabbits on mushrooms singing Proclaimers songs (onimo), Wednesday, March 19, 2014 3:47 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― in my day this was all feels (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 19 March 2014 16:09 (ten years ago) link

lmao at lex pretend coal mine zing

― brimstead, Wednesday, 19 March 2014 19:54 (ten years ago) link

to be fair public school educated the-lex is just as likely to have been punching downwards with that comment

― missingNO, Thursday, 20 March 2014 14:15 (ten years ago) link

the past couple of days itt may just constitute the least funny sequence of posts on ilx ever, which is saying a lot

― lex pretend, Thursday, March 20, 2014 10:06 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not coming from you it ain't...

― 1 pONO 3v3Ry+h1n G!!!1 (dog latin), Thursday, March 20, 2014 10:06 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Now that was quite funny

― What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Thursday, March 20, 2014 10:17 AM (1 hour ago)

― Mordy , Thursday, 20 March 2014 15:43 (ten years ago) link

my idea of hell is having to listen to lex rant about what he finds unfunny for eternity. thank god either ilx or i will die one day + this suffering will come to an end.

― Mordy , Thursday, March 20, 2014 5:17 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Not sure you fully get the concept of "hell"

― robocop ELF (seandalai), Thursday, March 20, 2014 1:32 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― The Greta Gerwig In The Sky (some dude), Thursday, 20 March 2014 17:52 (ten years ago) link

lol Fred Phelps died

― sarahell, Thursday, 20 March 2014 17:53 (ten years ago) link

the reaper zung you, Fred. lol

― POO: the blossom or full flower of the evening (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 20 March 2014 18:07 (ten years ago) link

so yeah i really don't have the stomach for louise gluck

― ♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Friday, March 21, 2014 8:17 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

she's a bit of a psychosexual hack tbh

― Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, March 21, 2014 10:48 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nah that was your mother

― ♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Friday, March 21, 2014 4:54 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 22 March 2014 00:39 (ten years ago) link

irl lols at BB/Onimo

― Vijay Zing (rip van wanko), Saturday, 22 March 2014 02:18 (ten years ago) link

that was a good yr mother joke imo

― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Saturday, 22 March 2014 02:19 (ten years ago) link

maracas.jpg crossed with "taken"

― christmas candy bar (al leong), Saturday, 22 March 2014 02:21 (ten years ago) link

Wanted to ask some M some questions. didn't come to fuck with anyone, gladiate, whatever it is you henny youngmans do…

― veronica moser, Wednesday, March 19, 2014 6:06 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

do you not got email on that thing

― j., Wednesday, March 19, 2014 6:07 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― eric banana (s.clover), Saturday, 22 March 2014 02:31 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

But wow, talk about a bad run. Michael Hutchence, Paula Yates, Peaches ... a lot of empty chairs at the extended family reunion.

― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 7 April 2014 19:50 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

And the chance of bono to boot

― recommend me a new bagman (darraghmac), Monday, 7 April 2014 19:52 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Man, just occurred to me that it's Monday ...

― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 7 April 2014 19:59 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

josh you're being a bit of a dick

― waterbabies (waterface), Monday, 7 April 2014 20:01 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Was hoping Josh was parodying the very worst pricks on Twitter and Facebook with that last crack.

― What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Monday, 7 April 2014 20:04 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he has a strong authorial voice in his posts iirc

― have a nice blood/orange bitters cocktail (mh), Monday, 7 April 2014 20:06 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Monday, 7 April 2014 20:26 (ten years ago) link

itching for another 'celeb families might be reading ilx' or w/e thread but i'm studying tbrr

― recommend me a new bagman (darraghmac), Monday, 7 April 2014 20:55 (ten years ago) link

you people still find righty wingnut pundits and their act endlessly fascinating huh

― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Friday, April 11, 2014 9:24 AM (16 minutes ago)

u of all ppl should understand the pleasure of performing an act long after everyone else stops finding it amusing

― Mordy , Friday, April 11, 2014 9:33 AM (7 minutes ago)

― Oren Zombarchi (WilliamC), Friday, 11 April 2014 14:42 (ten years ago) link

et tu Wm

― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Friday, 11 April 2014 14:48 (ten years ago) link

PEW PEW PEW

― waterbabies (waterface), Friday, 11 April 2014 14:49 (ten years ago) link

I would still enjoy a ballgame and a beer with you, Morbs, that was just a good zing.

― Oren Zombarchi (WilliamC), Friday, 11 April 2014 15:28 (ten years ago) link

i would possibly also enjoy a ballgame and a beer w/ morbz. i hear he's actually sufferable irl ;)

― Mordy , Friday, 11 April 2014 15:30 (ten years ago) link

lj do you keep a file somewhere with clippings of your past embarrassments to remind you of how far you've come, and if not, may i make a suggestion

― j., Thursday, April 17, 2014 5:25 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
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― getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Thursday, 17 April 2014 21:53 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

also, it's classic that you make fun of me when you're on another thread talking up an episode of fucking marc marcon with fucking stephen malkmus on it.

― markers, Friday, May 2, 2014 10:16 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Immediate Follower (NA), Friday, 2 May 2014 15:18 (ten years ago) link

misspelled maron there.

― markers, Friday, 2 May 2014 15:19 (ten years ago) link

get a brain marons

― whatchutola khomeini (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 2 May 2014 15:21 (ten years ago) link

marcy marc

― markers, Friday, 2 May 2014 15:22 (ten years ago) link

marc demarcon

― Immediate Follower (NA), Friday, 2 May 2014 15:24 (ten years ago) link

mark maron

― purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 2 May 2014 15:52 (ten years ago) link

I guess the Dems controlled the Senate for Sotomayor? so easy to forget

― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Thursday, May 8, 2014 3:55 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

at yr age i'm sure it is

― balls, Thursday, May 8, 2014 9:16 PM

― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 9 May 2014 01:20 (ten years ago) link

fuckin' hilarious soto

― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 May 2014 01:29 (ten years ago) link

http://www.joemcgonigal.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/DENNIS-THE-MENACE-1.gif

― balls, Friday, 9 May 2014 01:32 (ten years ago) link

It was funny a few years ago, and yr even older now morbs

― james lipton and his francs (darraghmac), Friday, 9 May 2014 01:33 (ten years ago) link

What would ILX do if it didn't wake up every morning thinking "To whom can I feel superior today?"

― Diddley Hollyberry (Phil D.), Friday, May 16, 2014 6:48 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

make a pass-agg post about it?

― Tributes as popular Lichfield cat dies (Noodle Vague), Friday, May 16, 2014 6:50 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― mattresslessness, Friday, 16 May 2014 22:17 (ten years ago) link

lol not bad

― lag∞n, Saturday, 17 May 2014 18:59 (ten years ago) link

I'm not sure that there is much equivalency between the misogyny of a man killing women on a shooting spree, and a man contradicting something a woman said or playing devil's advocate while they are having a conversation. However, my expressing this thought to some degree comprises a contradiction to what a woman has just said, indeed, it might be construed as playing the devil's advocate, so I find myself in a ticklish position here.

― Aimless, Monday, May 26, 2014 4:01 PM (58 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

continuum
kənˈtɪnjʊəm/
noun
a continuous sequence in which adjacent elements are not perceptibly different from each other, but the extremes are quite distinct.

― estela, Monday, May 26, 2014 4:52 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― mattresslessness, Monday, 26 May 2014 23:00 (ten years ago) link

<3

― The Reverend, Tuesday, 27 May 2014 05:04 (ten years ago) link

http://www.spin.com/articles/linkin-park-sublime-police-marijuana-narc-weed-rome/

As Music Feeds points out, according to Ramirez, Linkin Park claimed to be "allergic to pot" and made a call to the local police, who confiscated Sublime's stash when they were onstage. Ramirez characterized the behavior as "bitch shit" and called the band "Linkin Nark" (zing!).

― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Thursday, 29 May 2014 15:32 (ten years ago) link

lol @ all ppl who claim to be allergic to pot

― Mordy, Thursday, 29 May 2014 15:33 (ten years ago) link

i've never smoked a joint in my life

― markers, Thursday, 29 May 2014 15:44 (ten years ago) link

#humblebrag

― socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 29 May 2014 15:56 (ten years ago) link

some srs victim blaming there mordy

― dn/ac (darraghmac), Thursday, 29 May 2014 16:25 (ten years ago) link

markers vapes exclusively

― lag∞n, Thursday, 29 May 2014 23:25 (ten years ago) link

he doesn't even own papers

― mattresslessness, Thursday, 29 May 2014 23:26 (ten years ago) link

lol at everyone involved in that linkin park story

― a strange man (mh), Friday, 30 May 2014 14:36 (ten years ago) link

It's quite possible to be allergic to a plant btw

― mikelovestfu (wins), Friday, 30 May 2014 14:39 (ten years ago) link

that is my insider knowledge as someone who works in plant science

― mikelovestfu (wins), Friday, 30 May 2014 14:40 (ten years ago) link

Seems unlikely that a whole band will be affected tho

― mikelovestfu (wins), Friday, 30 May 2014 14:41 (ten years ago) link

u gotta come right back with a line 6 pod allergy when dealing with linkin park

― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 30 May 2014 14:52 (ten years ago) link

i've never smoked a joint in my life

― narc-ers, Thursday, May 29, 2014 11:44 AM

― am0n, Friday, 30 May 2014 15:24 (ten years ago) link

lol

― k3vin k., Friday, 30 May 2014 15:24 (ten years ago) link

nice

― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 30 May 2014 15:26 (ten years ago) link

Haha

― mikelovestfu (wins), Friday, 30 May 2014 15:27 (ten years ago) link

i have a super addictive personality. i'm glad i stay away from a lot of stuff

― markers, Friday, 30 May 2014 15:40 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kL6sWEK17w8

― am0n, Friday, 30 May 2014 16:52 (ten years ago) link

Stet how many regular users does ILE and ILM get each day?

Also, I know you have said before you can tell 90% of users use SNA, but can you tell how many SNA users have it so they cant see anything from ILM?
ILM seems dead compared to what it was whilst ILE seems busier than ever. I wondered if half of ilx just dont see anything from ILM.

― ۩, Friday, May 30, 2014 3:37 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Poll!

― I Miss You(tube embeds) (onimo), Friday, May 30, 2014 3:56 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― mattresslessness, Sunday, 1 June 2014 04:23 (ten years ago) link

what sunglasses can i get without looking like a cool bass player

― schlump, Tuesday, June 3, 2014 9:35 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

dont flatter uself

― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Tuesday, June 3, 2014 11:06 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― lag∞n, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 16:00 (ten years ago) link

lol

― mattresslessness, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 16:02 (ten years ago) link

beauty

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 16:06 (ten years ago) link

dam

― dn/ac (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 June 2014 16:06 (ten years ago) link

\m/

― pplains, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 16:46 (ten years ago) link

god

PEOPLE ARE FUCKING IDIOTS

― slowcoreenactsfrustrationdoubtandevenfearofneverbeingfulfilled (jdchurchill), Tuesday, November 17, 2009 4:49 PM

that's good news for the idiots.

― estela, Tuesday, November 17, 2009 4:52 PM

*cymbal crash*

― a used up cumrag who now plays NFL for the Bengals (acoleuthic), Tuesday, November 17, 2009 4:59 PM

are you celebrating.

― estela, Tuesday, November 17, 2009 5:00 PM

― am0n, Thursday, 5 June 2014 14:34 (ten years ago) link

ha ha ha

― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Thursday, 5 June 2014 14:35 (ten years ago) link

celebrating this zing like ive never been hurt before

― lag∞n, Thursday, 5 June 2014 14:36 (ten years ago) link

you can totally watch Season 1 in 3 days. I have faith in you.

― Οὖτις, Thursday, June 5, 2014 8:54 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and see four Mizoguchi films and Pissed Jeans?

― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Thursday, June 5, 2014 9:03 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you can allow yourself toilet breaks

― mikelovestfu (wins), Thursday, June 5, 2014 9:04 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― i lost my shoes on acid (jed_), Tuesday, 10 June 2014 00:36 (ten years ago) link

somebody get this guy a bigger shovel.

― djenter the dragon? (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, June 11, 2014 2:09 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

jon, go start a racewar.

― Mordy, Wednesday, June 11, 2014 2:09 PM (6 hours ago)

this made me lol tbh ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

― k3vin k., Thursday, 12 June 2014 01:09 (ten years ago) link

lol

― lag∞n, Thursday, 12 June 2014 01:35 (ten years ago) link

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/10487194_569371199847469_2462723969184869404_n.jpg

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 18:52 (ten years ago) link

damn

― marcos, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 18:58 (ten years ago) link

haw

― how's life, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 19:04 (ten years ago) link

ghana wasn't around then

― ⓢⓗⓘⓣ (am0n), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 19:05 (ten years ago) link

what a poorly formed zing

― Mordy, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 19:10 (ten years ago) link

given that that kind of shit isn't self-zinging i found it serviceable

― mattresslessness, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 19:22 (ten years ago) link

not sure how many ppl would be up to speed with a zing about akan kingdoms

― ogmor, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 19:30 (ten years ago) link

if you make a zing about britain pre acts of union I think we'll let it pass

― ogmor, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 19:32 (ten years ago) link

she meant talk show hosts i think

― Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 19:44 (ten years ago) link

craig ferguson, immortal cartographer

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 19:57 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Looking up some of the songs I don't recognize, I'm amazed at how many of them are completely lacking a melodic hook (Dramarama, Social Distortion) or even a chorus ("Brain Stew"). I guess they resonated with people solely on the basis of production & lyrical 'attitude'? (Cf. that recent paper on timbre as distinguishing mark for indie/alternative music)

― bernard snowy, Thursday, July 10, 2014 6:38 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the fuck is this geir shit

― da croupier, Thursday, July 10, 2014 6:45 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Neanderthal, Thursday, 10 July 2014 22:46 (ten years ago) link

croup otm

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 11 July 2014 06:08 (ten years ago) link

social distortions rox u r all geir

― when there's no more room in heㄥㄥ the thread will walk the earth (wins), Friday, 11 July 2014 06:53 (ten years ago) link

there must be a third "i am not crazy about social distortion"/"i am not geir" option pls

― a biscuit/donut hybrid called “bisnuts” (stevie), Friday, 11 July 2014 08:17 (ten years ago) link

srsly pls

― cpt navajo (darraghmac), Friday, 11 July 2014 09:47 (ten years ago) link

pls pls pls

― a biscuit/donut hybrid called “bisnuts” (stevie), Friday, 11 July 2014 10:20 (ten years ago) link

feel tbh that this is not being treated with requisite urgency

― cpt navajo (darraghmac), Friday, 11 July 2014 10:24 (ten years ago) link

i think the american offices might be closed atm

― a biscuit/donut hybrid called “bisnuts” (stevie), Friday, 11 July 2014 11:03 (ten years ago) link

We're back at our desks now, ball and chain and all.

― pplains, Friday, 11 July 2014 13:38 (ten years ago) link

zing lacks insight or elan, croup has better ones than that 9 times out of 10, see morbius, dr. c-

― mattresslessness, Friday, 11 July 2014 19:13 (ten years ago) link

more suited to this thread - ROLLING HARDMAN THREAD 2009

― ⓢⓗⓘⓣ (am0n), Friday, 11 July 2014 19:18 (ten years ago) link

ty am0n

― mattresslessness, Friday, 11 July 2014 19:20 (ten years ago) link

feel like that feeb online hardman has spoiled the hardman brand, t/f?

― a biscuit/donut hybrid called “bisnuts” (stevie), Friday, 11 July 2014 20:21 (ten years ago) link

online hardman hasn't spoiled anything but his own innocence.

― mattresslessness, Friday, 11 July 2014 20:23 (ten years ago) link

wight dorke!

― balls, Wednesday, January 8, 2014 6:30 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― flopson, Wednesday, January 8, 2014 8:26 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― rap steve gadd (D-40), Wednesday, January 8, 2014 6:38 PM (6 months ago)

― sarahell, Friday, 11 July 2014 20:25 (ten years ago) link

tsk tsk online bullying just nagl folks

― cpt navajo (darraghmac), Friday, 11 July 2014 20:27 (ten years ago) link

what are you talking about

― mattresslessness, Friday, 11 July 2014 20:28 (ten years ago) link

i didn't know you were talking about more interesting things than this comedian in here, only came in to register disapproval of that dickish grammar nazi song where he calls people spastics and mouthbreathers. exhibit 9390228022 of comedians being a wretched fuckwit who gets off on kicking down and mocking others.

― lex pretend, Thursday, July 17, 2014 8:08 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

btw Paris Hilton has a new single out

― Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Thursday, July 17, 2014 8:09 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

so you know, rather than lecture us you could go fawn over your pretty blonde rich no-talent racist

― Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Thursday, July 17, 2014 8:09 PM (19 minutes ago)

― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 17 July 2014 20:37 (ten years ago) link

Dan's already married isn't he

― blap setter (darraghmac), Thursday, 17 July 2014 20:40 (ten years ago) link

'zing' is kinda underselling it, wanted to stand up and cheer when i read that

― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 17 July 2014 20:41 (ten years ago) link

DJP is a bad man

― the late great, Thursday, 17 July 2014 20:43 (ten years ago) link

hope someone came in with a 5000+ post compendium of lex kicking down and mocking others

― een, Thursday, 17 July 2014 20:56 (ten years ago) link

still smh at

We are looking for women who can play a little bit downscale, less than attractive types, to show that our actor has "lowered his standards" in the dating world.
It's for a comedy, done in jest!
just a of fun, let's be cool

― Neil Patrick Haggerty (get bent), Tuesday, July 29, 2014 4:32 PM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

just a bit of fun, horseface. let's be cool about it, okay uggo?

― Bus Sex Teen Busted After Queef Beef (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, July 29, 2014 4:44 PM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

idk tho too how'd you advertise for em then

― Serious Men raised by the Issues Movement (darraghmac), Tuesday, July 29, 2014 4:53 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Simple, ask your girlfriend if she wants to earn an afternoon's worth of scale.

― You are exactly why people root for the apes (Eric H.), Tuesday, July 29, 2014 5:06 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― mattresslessness, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 23:10 (ten years ago) link

:O

― i'm elf-ein lusophonic (imago), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 23:14 (ten years ago) link

didn't read the 'you' as zing there but hey maybe I'm just innocent

― Serious Men raised by the Issues Movement (darraghmac), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 23:38 (ten years ago) link

Was definitely exercising plauzingble deniability.

― You are exactly why people root for the apes (Eric H.), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 23:53 (ten years ago) link

OK, is this the worst piece of music writing ever?

― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 17:49 (ten years ago) link

iii wasn't gonna do it

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 17:51 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Wondering Sound roundtable includes our lex:

http://www.wonderingsound.com/feature/taylor-swift-shake-it-off-review-conversation/

― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, August 20, 2014 9:50 AM (52 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

is that supposed to be a reason to click that link

― markers, Wednesday, August 20, 2014 10:01 AM (42 minutes ago) Bookmark

― le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 20 August 2014 14:43 (ten years ago) link

markerrrsssssssssss

― 龜, Wednesday, 20 August 2014 14:44 (ten years ago) link

zing!

― Mordy, Wednesday, 20 August 2014 14:44 (ten years ago) link

ice bucket challenge

― lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 August 2014 14:45 (ten years ago) link

lol

― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Wednesday, 20 August 2014 14:58 (ten years ago) link

otm

― duff paddy (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 August 2014 15:22 (ten years ago) link

https://twitter.com/CeeNCrumpets/status/505786173990895616

― rap steve gadd (D-40), Saturday, 30 August 2014 20:28 (ten years ago) link

I'd make longer posts more often, but I'm sadly addicted to validation and if the conversation just continues around it and the giant post of mine gets ignored I get bitter and feel like I've wasted time and energy. I love how basic this board is but in those cases I'd appreciate something like a stupid "upvote" or "like" button as dumb as that sounds so I'd at least know someone read it.

― Evan, Thursday, September 4, 2014 9:35 AM (46 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tl;dr

― monoprix à dimanche (dog latin), Thursday, September 4, 2014 9:46 AM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― mattresslessness, Thursday, 4 September 2014 16:24 (ten years ago) link

yoooo

― lag∞n, Thursday, 4 September 2014 16:26 (ten years ago) link

suicide by cop imo

― nakh is the wintour of our diss content (darraghmac), Thursday, 4 September 2014 16:29 (ten years ago) link

Getting called out by fuckin dog latin for tl;dr is quite a feat imo

― 龜, Thursday, 4 September 2014 16:29 (ten years ago) link

us i o um o i orum is os is

― markers, Thursday, 4 September 2014 16:30 (ten years ago) link

a ae ae am a ae arum is as is

― markers, Thursday, 4 September 2014 16:31 (ten years ago) link

latin endingz

― imago, Thursday, 4 September 2014 16:47 (ten years ago) link

v wry markers

― imago, Thursday, 4 September 2014 16:47 (ten years ago) link

deep in the stack over here

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 4 September 2014 16:48 (ten years ago) link

If you're over 20 years old, you have liked U2 at some point.

― Immediate Follower (NA), Tuesday, September 9, 2014 9:51 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

woah sell it to grantland, don't give it away for free

― da croupier, Tuesday, September 9, 2014 9:53 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― for sale: Bebe's boots, never worn (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 9 September 2014 23:20 (ten years ago) link

haha awesome

― bozack horseman (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 9 September 2014 23:22 (ten years ago) link

✓

― Nothing less than the Spirit of the Age (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 9 September 2014 23:22 (ten years ago) link

lool a+

― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 9 September 2014 23:25 (ten years ago) link

loll

― lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 23:54 (ten years ago) link

ok i lol'd

― gbx, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 23:58 (ten years ago) link

more of a grantland zing honestly but very good

― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 10 September 2014 03:22 (ten years ago) link

I'll always remember the 19th September 2014 as the morning the UK had smoked Salmond for breakfast.

― Welcome To (Turrican), Friday, 19 September 2014 23:51 (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://twitter.com/search?f=realtime&q=smoked%20salmond&src=tyah

― Merdeyeux, Friday, 19 September 2014 23:56 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Nothing less than the Spirit of the Age (nakhchivan), Friday, 19 September 2014 22:58 (ten years ago) link

fields of salmond

― imago, Friday, 19 September 2014 22:59 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

you have to laugh at grown men sitting around listening to taylor swift
just my $0.02
― fuhgeddaboudit! (missingNO), Tuesday, October 14, 2014 4:16 AM

bitch arent you named after a pokemon
― uberweiss, Tuesday, October 14, 2014 4:21 AM

― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 October 2014 04:24 (ten years ago) link

yup that's a bullseye

― Terrific ribbon, Moe (stevie), Tuesday, 14 October 2014 08:53 (ten years ago) link

hmmmmm

― astuteness isn't everything (wins), Tuesday, 14 October 2014 10:01 (ten years ago) link

"bitch"

― Treeship, Tuesday, 14 October 2014 10:34 (ten years ago) link

zing approved

― local eire man (darraghmac), Tuesday, 14 October 2014 10:36 (ten years ago) link

guys i can't find my watch.

― Treeship, Tuesday, 14 October 2014 10:40 (ten years ago) link

damn can't even tell if its right twice a day

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 14 October 2014 13:52 (ten years ago) link

Mo/r/dy

― intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, October 15, 2014 1:16 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― some dude, Wednesday, 15 October 2014 19:17 (ten years ago) link

zung

― Mordy, Wednesday, 15 October 2014 19:18 (ten years ago) link

Bananamen's rights

― am0n, Wednesday, 15 October 2014 19:46 (ten years ago) link

attempts on nu-missingno can logically only be self-zings

― r|t|c, Wednesday, 15 October 2014 19:59 (ten years ago) link

yup

― 龜✊ (wins), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 21:12 (ten years ago) link

"Phil D" swaps with "Dr Morbius", ruins a screening of "The Bicycle Thief"

― DG, Wednesday, October 22, 2014 6:16 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://morphinlegacy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/title12-300x168.jpg

― joie de marsh (imago), Wednesday, 22 October 2014 18:21 (ten years ago) link

most succinct 2-man zing ever

― joie de marsh (imago), Wednesday, 22 October 2014 18:22 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

gentlemen are we are ready to receive some of the most important lists of this quarter? i can't wait to see how the professional buffs can basically just "tell it like it is" and knock it out of the park with some real best lists of the final quarter

this is a great opportunity to honor the buffs without which are making us hear so much new music, especially with social media making it so much faster, and streaming. we need to let them know "hey, we're listening"

but lets be honest, the real highlight of this season is what we we can't wait for, is how the pitchfork boys will basically take the list season to new heights. it doesnt get more better than this my liege - go get 'em boys

― fuhgeddaboudit! (missingNO), Sunday, November 16, 2014 2:53 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I too remember being young, when sarcasm was like a new shiny toy.

― Fastnbulbous, Sunday, November 16, 2014 8:02 AM Bookmark

― I Love Makonnen: New Answers (The Reverend), Sunday, 16 November 2014 20:48 (ten years ago) link

perfect.

― a total laugh package (s.clover), Monday, 17 November 2014 01:14 (ten years ago) link

when FnB is landing zings on you that probably calls for a moment's reflection about your ilx brand tbqh

― well-behaved wingmen really hate Mystery (DJ Mencap), Monday, 17 November 2014 10:05 (ten years ago) link

haha

― I Love Makonnen: New Answers (The Reverend), Tuesday, 18 November 2014 06:28 (ten years ago) link

you'd probably just get whatever sauce they put on fettucine alfredo

― jenny holzer, ilxor (mh), Tuesday, November 18, 2014 6:01 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's alfredo sauce

― Geoffrey Splenda, the first Baron Splenda (silby), Tuesday, November 18, 2014 6:01 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― lag∞n, Tuesday, 18 November 2014 23:06 (ten years ago) link

there was a good rtc one somewhere

― mattresslessness, Tuesday, 18 November 2014 23:12 (ten years ago) link

vees are key undershirts imo

i like tank tops best, theoretically, but no pits = no sweat moppage

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, November 18, 2014 6:24 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

meant more for fash purposes than addressing medical conditions

― r|t|c, Tuesday, November 18, 2014 7:17 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― mattresslessness, Tuesday, 18 November 2014 23:17 (ten years ago) link

you'd probably just get whatever sauce they put on fettucine alfredo

― jenny holzer, ilxor (mh), Tuesday, November 18, 2014 6:01 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's alfredo sauce

― Geoffrey Splenda, the first Baron Splenda (silby), Tuesday, November 18, 2014 6:01 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― lag∞n, Tuesday, November 18, 2014 11:06 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this made me laugh improbably hard

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 20 November 2014 05:14 (ten years ago) link

LOL

― the late great, Thursday, 20 November 2014 05:16 (ten years ago) link

omg the rtc one

― imago, Thursday, 20 November 2014 11:40 (ten years ago) link

ha, i literally just finally got round to RTJ2 and didn't get the fuss at all, found it drab and extremely unfun

― lex pretend, Tuesday, November 11, 2014 12:48 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

game recognize game

― look what you did, you lil durk (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, November 11, 2014 1:21 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― celfie tucker 48 (s.clover), Monday, 24 November 2014 18:26 (ten years ago) link

ouch

― the late great, Monday, 24 November 2014 19:35 (ten years ago) link

alfredo is killing me

― iggwilv azaelea (sanskrit), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 04:21 (ten years ago) link

http://www.youtu
be/leiVGE7hfVM

― Junior Dadaismus (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 04:45 (ten years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/leiVGE7hfVM

― Junior Dadaismus (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 04:47 (ten years ago) link

Aargh. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd2ySV7AfgM

― Junior Dadaismus (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 12:24 (ten years ago) link

I heard "Tuesday" on 89.9 The People's Station.... On a Tuesday, feel like that song might have the longest legs just because there will always be Tuesdays

― i did it all for the 'nuki (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 30 November 2014 03:49 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Haha so true. Share if you agree

― 龜, Sunday, 30 November 2014 12:45 Bookmark

― r|t|c, Sunday, 30 November 2014 15:12 (ten years ago) link

comrade missingno will not have died in vain... let world war 0.02 commence

― r|t|c, Sunday, 30 November 2014 15:15 (ten years ago) link

https://twitter.com/ozchrisrock/status/540310465998749696

― Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Thursday, 4 December 2014 02:38 (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

more timeless wisdom from the chris rock parody account

― polyphonic, Thursday, 4 December 2014 02:48 (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― نكبة (nakhchivan), Thursday, 4 December 2014 02:56 (ten years ago) link

MissingNO was banned?

― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 4 December 2014 02:58 (ten years ago) link

he is missingNOW

― lag∞n, Thursday, 4 December 2014 03:00 (ten years ago) link

find him, please

― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 4 December 2014 03:05 (ten years ago) link

bitter lolz xp

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 4 December 2014 05:12 (ten years ago) link

tiny tears

― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 4 December 2014 05:25 (ten years ago) link

i keep waiting for the uk music press to have a country epiphany. when it comes 3 years late i'll probably be extremely annoyed

― lex pretend, Thursday, November 27, 2014 2:14 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no doubt.

― Piss-Up Artist (dog latin), Thursday, November 27, 2014 2:18 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Nancy Whank (jed_), Friday, 12 December 2014 01:11 (ten years ago) link

finale's guest is "The Grim Reaper." Prediction: he offs pundit Colbert, pulls off mask to reveal himself as either Letterman or Fidel Castro.

― things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Thursday, December 18, 2014 12:48 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you used to credit Dennis Perrin when you quoted his tweets

― christmas with the canks (some dude), Thursday, December 18, 2014 2:55 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Funky as hell even on the lap. (stevie), Friday, 19 December 2014 14:08 (ten years ago) link

https://mobile.twitter.com/mrchuckd/status/547561443134943232

― a strawman stuffed with their collection of 12 cds (jjjusten), Wednesday, 24 December 2014 05:20 (ten years ago) link

mazel tov

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 24 December 2014 05:49 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

virtuoso of what?

― I dunno. (amateurist), Wednesday, January 7, 2015 8:29 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Thinking

― Wu-Tang Clannad (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, January 7, 2015 8:38 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you guys are easily impressed :(

― I dunno. (amateurist), Wednesday, January 7, 2015 8:45 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

He's the Steve Vai of thoughts

― Wu-Tang Clannad (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, January 7, 2015 8:48 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― celfie tucker 48 (s.clover), Thursday, 8 January 2015 18:44 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Banning is so lame

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, January 26, 2015 4:06 PM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

self-directed breaks are better, which you seem to do fairly regularly, looking forward to your next one.

― languagelessness (mattresslessness), Monday, January 26, 2015 4:09 PM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The vanity it must take to presume I give a shit

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, January 26, 2015 4:13 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the vanity it must take to post your garbage here at all

― languagelessness (mattresslessness), Monday, January 26, 2015 4:18 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

or show up, act like a cunt for a few months, then peace, repeat

― languagelessness (mattresslessness), Monday, January 26, 2015 4:19 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― diddybops 67 (120.2)(source field mix) (some dude), Monday, 26 January 2015 21:39 (nine years ago) link

self-directed breaks are better, which you seem to do fairly regularly, looking forward to your next one.

― languagelessness (mattresslessness)

was the zing imo

― local eire man (darraghmac), Monday, 26 January 2015 21:55 (nine years ago) link

yeah that was the peak, but i liked the stuff after that enough to include it

― some dude, Tuesday, 27 January 2015 13:22 (nine years ago) link

first part is zing, second part hardman

― flopson, Tuesday, 27 January 2015 15:51 (nine years ago) link

I was wondering around some lonesome Victorian gardens in my local park on xmas day and quite drunk after quadruple brandies and constantly playing Yellow Square on repeat, it was the most transcendent experience I had listening to guitar in a long time.

― xelab, Tuesday, 27 January 2015 22:17 (46 minutes ago)

Heh, some people seem to be feeling the guitar deficiency in their diets. I voted for for Forsyth album, but there's certainly no shortage of great guitar stuff.

I was wandering around the desert quite lifted after quadruple peyotes and constantly playing Colour Haze on repeat, it was the most transcendent experience I had listening to guitar in a long time.

I was wandering around the forest quite buzzed after quadruple hits and constantly playing Truckfighters on repeat, it was the most transcendent experience I had listening to guitar in a long time.

I was wandering around space, my brain imploding from the gravitational force of the oncoming black hole and constantly playing the new Ufomammut on repeat, it was the most transcendent experience I had listening to guitar in a long time...

― Fastnbulbous, Tuesday, 27 January 2015 22:40 (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think a fucking cave would would be a more suitable location for you pal

― xelab, Tuesday, 27 January 2015 23:02 (4 minutes ago)

― the prefects of the spirit world (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 27 January 2015 23:08 (nine years ago) link

rubbish zing tho

― local eire man (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 00:04 (nine years ago) link

not a zing at all. 'tis a cave for fucking.

― It's strange to me too. But we're talking about praxis, man. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 00:12 (nine years ago) link

deems that's probably cuz as the resident shilellelagh waving vagrant of ilm, you are unaware of the fnb project and how the unsolicited defence of dork rock and list of dissimilar bands does most of the zing's work before xelab's coup de grace

― the prefects of the spirit world (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 00:20 (nine years ago) link

I recognize the quality of this zing, darragh's petition is denied

― 龜, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 00:21 (nine years ago) link

I submit

― local eire man (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 00:27 (nine years ago) link

love dayo's emperor cameos

― languagelessness (mattresslessness), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 00:28 (nine years ago) link

Wow, what a weird lark this movie was. It's sort of weird that PTA, following in the footsteps of Altman, is sort of preemptively devising his own cult films to scatter throughout his filmography. Too bad he's not more prolific. What's with his fascination with close ups these days? Such a weird choice from such a previously "cinematic" director.

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, January 29, 2015 3:51 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

closeups were invented for the cinema

― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Thursday, January 29, 2015 4:28 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― walid foster dulles (man alive), Thursday, 29 January 2015 23:18 (nine years ago) link

straight fire beautiful shot

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 2 February 2015 06:27 (nine years ago) link

sequel to that, not as good but when are sequels ever and how rare for a morbs shot to land

so Margaret is good then? how come it took so long to be released? looked .. intense from the trailer.

― piscesx, Thursday, 5 February 2015 19:41 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lengthy articles have addressed that topic.

― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 5 February 2015 19:41 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― harperlee jot shilly (wins), Thursday, 5 February 2015 19:48 (nine years ago) link

i pity you, as Armond says

― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 5 February 2015 19:52 (nine years ago) link

How rude! Pay a guy a compliment

Also I don't think the off the peg comeback "I pity you" originates with Armond White

― harperlee jot shilly (wins), Thursday, 5 February 2015 19:57 (nine years ago) link

actually, it does

― mattresslessness, Thursday, 5 February 2015 19:59 (nine years ago) link

stand corrected

― harperlee jot shilly (wins), Thursday, 5 February 2015 20:00 (nine years ago) link

"bored now" - Armond White

― harperlee jot shilly (wins), Thursday, 5 February 2015 20:02 (nine years ago) link

this one on the Magma thread:


I mean, I love and have time for a hell of a lot of progressive rock (and prog-related) bands and fully embrace the overblown, over-the-top, pompous, masturbatory, so-ridiculous-it's-actually-sublime nature of the genre... but these guys are too ridiculous even for me.

― You’re being too simplistic and you’re insulting my poor heart (Turrican), Wednesday, February 4, 2015 8:15 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

What else don't you like? Can we get a top 5?

― pelvic slang (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, February 4, 2015 9:15 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Abstinence Hawk (frogbs), Thursday, 5 February 2015 21:01 (nine years ago) link

not really a zing but still, lol

― Abstinence Hawk (frogbs), Thursday, 5 February 2015 21:02 (nine years ago) link

deserves a much harsher zing for such an asinine statement

― Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Thursday, 5 February 2015 21:04 (nine years ago) link

deserves a permaban imo

― jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 17:02 (nine years ago) link

yep

― Josh Whitehurst the endowed drummer and backing vocalist (imago), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 17:55 (nine years ago) link

post or zing

― local eire man (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 18:16 (nine years ago) link

"It is you who is so busy disrespecting artistry," she wrote on Facebook in a post that began with "Dear Kanye."

― It's strange to me too. But we're talking about praxis, man. (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 23:29 (nine years ago) link

https://twitter.com/Pinboard/status/568080809267064832

― gr8080, Thursday, 19 February 2015 19:08 (nine years ago) link

that zing Leaves No Trace

― you can buy your hair if it won't grow (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 19 February 2015 19:29 (nine years ago) link

super sustainable

― hammer smashed nagls (mattresslessness), Thursday, 19 February 2015 19:31 (nine years ago) link

piper cub maybe

― rip van wanko, Thursday, 19 February 2015 19:32 (nine years ago) link

pinboard dude sat at a y combinator demo day and spent the whole afternoon cutting through companies like a hot knife through an ice cube. shit was hilarious and i think he got 10K new followers in one day from it.

― iggwilv azaelea (sanskrit), Thursday, 19 February 2015 20:20 (nine years ago) link

he is pretty sharp

― mh, Thursday, 19 February 2015 21:51 (nine years ago) link

great tweeter for sure

― lag∞n, Friday, 20 February 2015 01:43 (nine years ago) link

his clowning of the people who bought delicious, which was really just bookmarks with tagging, and proceeded to fuck it up repeatedly, is great

like his entire shtick is he made a version that is like the defunct simple service that works well, while everyone else tries to make cool shit that bombs into the ground

― mh, Friday, 20 February 2015 02:52 (nine years ago) link

Pinboard @Pinboard · Feb 11
Would have fixed the site sooner but was out herring shopping with my mom.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHydSV1gEjw

― r|t|c, Friday, 20 February 2015 15:42 (nine years ago) link

love that dude

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 20 February 2015 17:26 (nine years ago) link

i was going to drop the subject but he has a succesful product/app, whatever it is. pulls in $250K a year, maybe keeps $150K solo developer, one man show in SF, enough to maybe live comfortably. and he's surrounded by people trying to raise ten million and hire 40 people for their snapchat for dachshunds startup.

his one sane man schtick never gets old.

― iggwilv azaelea (sanskrit), Saturday, 21 February 2015 04:54 (nine years ago) link

Pinboard @Pinboard · 11h 11 hours ago
If Apple released a perfume, would @gruber write 40,000 words on civet musk glands and ambergris? I bet he would, but I wonder why he would

Lmao

― 龜, Saturday, 21 February 2015 05:09 (nine years ago) link

ha otm

― lag∞n, Saturday, 21 February 2015 05:12 (nine years ago) link

was just accused of going into hospital Matthau and coming out Lemmon ouch

― local eire man (darraghmac), Sunday, 22 February 2015 13:05 (nine years ago) link

artisanal

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 22 February 2015 19:16 (nine years ago) link

certainly I felt it had a good ten years honing put into it alright

― local eire man (darraghmac), Sunday, 22 February 2015 19:54 (nine years ago) link

realizing i could do this was a big breakthrough for me. instead of arguing w/ the void i could argue w/ ppl who i chose to friend on fb. also they have better killfile + blocking mechanics.

― Mordy, Monday, February 23, 2015 12:31 PM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark

You moving a lot of this to FB has definitley made ILX a much more pleasant reading experience, ty

― 龜, Monday, February 23, 2015 10:06 AM Bookmark

― raih dednelb (The Reverend), Wednesday, 25 February 2015 22:21 (nine years ago) link

ouch lol

― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Wednesday, 25 February 2015 22:27 (nine years ago) link

That's snark. Not a zing.

― everything, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 22:28 (nine years ago) link

I thought it was a truth bomb

― mh, Thursday, 26 February 2015 01:07 (nine years ago) link

u guys are busting my balls

― Mordy, Thursday, 26 February 2015 01:12 (nine years ago) link

clusterfucks are pleasant imo, and i think you should move it all back.

― you can buy your hair if it won't grow (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 26 February 2015 01:28 (nine years ago) link

tbh open goal zings like that are a bit smarmy

also its not idk its not good when ilx "goes for the Jew" kinda thing I can't be the only one that idk....

― local eire man (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 February 2015 01:44 (nine years ago) link

just because your country were a bunch of Nazi-sympathizers ...

― Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Thursday, 26 February 2015 01:58 (nine years ago) link

the enemy of my enemy but yeah u may be right I'm overcompensating for that and the purge of limerick.

― local eire man (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 February 2015 02:02 (nine years ago) link

I guess this isn't the time to mention I often forget Mordy's ethnicity and think of darragh as from "one of those islands near england, ireland or scotland or wales or whatever"

― mh, Thursday, 26 February 2015 14:27 (nine years ago) link

the isle of mra

― vacuum head tree disease (imago), Thursday, 26 February 2015 14:28 (nine years ago) link

j/k j/k

― vacuum head tree disease (imago), Thursday, 26 February 2015 14:28 (nine years ago) link

the mrald isle

― max, Thursday, 26 February 2015 14:35 (nine years ago) link

kudos

― no (Lamp), Thursday, 26 February 2015 15:10 (nine years ago) link

a+

― local eire man (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 February 2015 16:11 (nine years ago) link

cosine

― chaki wite (sanskrit), Friday, 27 February 2015 03:16 (nine years ago) link

lorentzian

― you can buy your hair if it won't grow (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 27 February 2015 06:07 (nine years ago) link

http://sairobee.tumblr.com/post/113119692505/vastderp-lalaland1212-theatre-whovian

― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 10 March 2015 02:24 (nine years ago) link

Walk The Moon are such a fascinatingly appalling 1975 rip-off band I can't deal.

― Tim F, Friday, March 13, 2015 11:10 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Appalling band rips off appalling band.

― You’re being too simplistic and you’re insulting my poor heart (Turrican), Friday, March 13, 2015 11:14 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

still not as bad as ripping off alex in nyc though

― Tim F, Friday, March 13, 2015 11:21 AM Bookmark

― raih dednelb (The Reverend), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 08:24 (nine years ago) link

XD

― 龜, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 12:01 (nine years ago) link

✓

― pom /via/ chi (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 15:41 (nine years ago) link

two birds, one stone

― chaki wite (sanskrit), Saturday, 21 March 2015 03:11 (nine years ago) link

the mrald isle

― max, Thursday, February 26, 2015 2:35 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

estelar zing

― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Saturday, 21 March 2015 03:19 (nine years ago) link

had an 'ugh this guy again' feeling when i checked out the new Late Late Show and saw that he's the house bandleader.

― some dude, Wednesday, March 25, 2015 12:51 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Same here when i saw you update this thread

― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, March 25, 2015 1:06 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― how's life, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 09:45 (nine years ago) link

fucksake, lock thread

― u have wiked together fiords (imago), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 09:58 (nine years ago) link

http://www.theguardian.com/music/2015/mar/25/one-direction-confirm-zayn-malik-has-left-the-group

First Jeremy Clarkson gets fired and now this! #bestdayever

― You’re being too simplistic and you’re insulting my poor heart (Turrican), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 17:20 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's always a good idea to italicise useless Guardian comment box posts otherwise people might think it was you that wrote that

― pissbaby nobody in the corner (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 17:24 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― nakhchivan, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 17:26 (nine years ago) link

*nods approvingly*

― 龜, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 17:30 (nine years ago) link

lol

― lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 17:31 (nine years ago) link

Man, she should turn her scope on Hollywood.

― Josh in Chicago, Monday, March 30, 2015 5:29 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah or nazi germany!

― deej loaf (D-40), Monday, March 30, 2015 11:22 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― creaks, whines and trife (s.clover), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 05:04 (nine years ago) link

Good thing there is an online forum where we can post freely about such things as Music and Everything.

― Josh in Chicago, Monday, March 30, 2015 4:41 PM (5 hours ago)

ok but

what if instead

you just didn't?

― J0rdan S., Monday, March 30, 2015 4:57 PM (5 hours ago)

― the late great, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 05:07 (nine years ago) link

ha

― lag∞n, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 06:49 (nine years ago) link

classic

― flopson, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 14:07 (nine years ago) link

wow these are terrible zings

― Mordy, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 14:09 (nine years ago) link

no, you're a terrible person

― rock (Jack White, Coldplay) (imago), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 14:14 (nine years ago) link

attempted zinging in the zing thread needs to be top drawer. otherwise that zing's on the lazy susan, and it's coming back around.

― And let’s say a new Hozier comes along, and Spotify outbids you (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 16:07 (nine years ago) link

i only wanted high fives from the goon crew tbh

― rock (Jack White, Coldplay) (imago), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 17:52 (nine years ago) link

the yam is the power that be
you can smell it when im walking down the street
--Arctic Noon Auk

maybe eat less starchy food?
--Hammer Smashed Bagels

― pimento is a cheese, some call it the caviar of the south (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 2 April 2015 23:25 (nine years ago) link

No

― 龜, Thursday, 2 April 2015 23:47 (nine years ago) link

standards, people, have some standards

― brimstead, Friday, 3 April 2015 01:23 (nine years ago) link

this thread is its own zing at present

― rock (Jack White, Coldplay) (imago), Friday, 3 April 2015 01:25 (nine years ago) link

smdh

― mh, Friday, 3 April 2015 01:33 (nine years ago) link

best post/user interface in a while

― rock (Jack White, Coldplay) (imago), Friday, 3 April 2015 01:39 (nine years ago) link

too bad your display name sucks

― Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Friday, 3 April 2015 18:11 (nine years ago) link

now we're zingin'...

― scott seward, Friday, 3 April 2015 18:23 (nine years ago) link

i feel if one wishes to complain that the zing thread is not up to your high personal standards you should express that dissatisfaction through the medium of a wizard zing at the thread or sharer's expense, and if you are not up to producing such a zing then perhaps you should shut the fuck up?

― IHeartMedia, the giant broadcaster formerly known as Clear Channel, (stevie), Friday, 3 April 2015 18:48 (nine years ago) link

(i personally have only ever zinged myself, and unintentionally, so i'm keeping schtumm)

― IHeartMedia, the giant broadcaster formerly known as Clear Channel, (stevie), Friday, 3 April 2015 18:50 (nine years ago) link

but tbf if a bad zing is posted, or a ztring of them, it needs callin

― post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Friday, 3 April 2015 18:54 (nine years ago) link

Shutting up is never the answer

― Treeship, Friday, 3 April 2015 18:56 (nine years ago) link

(listens to the silence)

― Giant Purple Wakerobin (Aimless), Friday, 3 April 2015 19:24 (nine years ago) link

but make it zing, tho, dmac, make it ZIIIING

― IHeartMedia, the giant broadcaster formerly known as Clear Channel, (stevie), Friday, 3 April 2015 19:27 (nine years ago) link

I'm for it, I'm strongly for it, certainly

― post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Friday, 3 April 2015 22:13 (nine years ago) link

just putting this here for future reference
http://33.media.tumblr.com/6771dc4ee82fdb675f59cfc56ee55932/tumblr_nm103klgq81u8qr43o1_500.gif

― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 5 April 2015 19:34 (nine years ago) link

he just seems like a self-serious dbag

― call all destroyer, Thursday, April 9, 2015 8:42 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

is being mad at the guy as a guy part of the social justice analyst package or can u get it a la carte

― lag∞n, Thursday, April 9, 2015 8:44 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― creaks, whines and trife (s.clover), Friday, 10 April 2015 01:45 (nine years ago) link

that's a zing?

― jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Friday, 10 April 2015 16:27 (nine years ago) link

*checks board* ya

― post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Friday, 10 April 2015 17:05 (nine years ago) link

its like one of the top zings of all time

― lag∞n, Friday, 10 April 2015 17:20 (nine years ago) link

once it takes more than 30 seconds to parse your sentence it is no longer a zing

― een, Friday, 10 April 2015 17:21 (nine years ago) link

let's put the ~zing~ back in zing

― een, Friday, 10 April 2015 17:22 (nine years ago) link

maybe u just need to parse harder idk

― lag∞n, Friday, 10 April 2015 17:23 (nine years ago) link

^another excellent zing from the champ!

― lag∞n, Friday, 10 April 2015 17:24 (nine years ago) link

once it takes more than 30 seconds to parse your sentence it is no longer a zing

― een, Friday, April 10, 2015 1:21 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

maybe u just need to parse harder idk

― lag∞n, Friday, April 10, 2015 1:23 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― lag∞n, Friday, 10 April 2015 17:25 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

Including the O'Reillys the Lenos and the GWB's (I think) in the final montage was all in service, successfully so, of casting Letterman as the center of the universe for the last 33 years.

― Norse Jung (Eric H.), Thursday, May 21, 2015 7:04 AM

wait are you sure it wasn't treeship? the center of the universe? that guy, treeship? i think that's who it was

― j., Thursday, May 21, 2015 7:10 AM

― sleeve, Thursday, 21 May 2015 16:58 (nine years ago) link

:D

― ultimate american sock (mh), Thursday, 21 May 2015 17:14 (nine years ago) link

suck burn

― i blow goat farts, aka garts for a living (waterface), Thursday, 21 May 2015 18:06 (nine years ago) link

sixk

― i blow goat farts, aka garts for a living (waterface), Thursday, 21 May 2015 18:06 (nine years ago) link

sick

― i blow goat farts, aka garts for a living (waterface), Thursday, 21 May 2015 18:06 (nine years ago) link

woeful

― thoughts you made second posts about (darraghmac), Thursday, 21 May 2015 18:26 (nine years ago) link

idgi

― lag∞n, Thursday, 21 May 2015 18:30 (nine years ago) link

ntg

― thoughts you made second posts about (darraghmac), Thursday, 21 May 2015 18:38 (nine years ago) link

whine != zing

― zionsmommy (mattresslessness), Thursday, 21 May 2015 18:43 (nine years ago) link

aw i like latenight drunkposting dngaf treeship

― drash, Thursday, 21 May 2015 19:20 (nine years ago) link

is there context that makes that a zing

― time trafel 2015 💨 2012 (wins), Thursday, 21 May 2015 22:32 (nine years ago) link

a little, but not really enough

denial accepted

― sleeve, Thursday, 21 May 2015 22:55 (nine years ago) link

it's more of a broadside

― an absolute feast of hardcore fanboy LOLs surrounding (imago), Friday, 22 May 2015 07:44 (nine years ago) link

Loving this mini-trend of people demanding context on the zing/excelsior threads. Makes things fun.

― Immediate Follower (NA), Friday, 22 May 2015 15:10 (nine years ago) link

clam! clam! CLAM!

― ultimate american sock (mh), Friday, 22 May 2015 15:13 (nine years ago) link

i always demand context, context is key

― lag∞n, Friday, 22 May 2015 15:13 (nine years ago) link

Well I thought it was a question worth asking because what if there had been context that made it a zing

― time trafel 2015 💨 2012 (wins), Friday, 22 May 2015 15:17 (nine years ago) link

ppl sometimes treat excelsior threads as a place to log a funny post instead of to share the laughs with others and its selfish imo

― lag∞n, Friday, 22 May 2015 15:20 (nine years ago) link

^^^

― Mr. Murphy in the wine bar. (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 22 May 2015 15:22 (nine years ago) link

What I have learned from today's meta threads and correct me if I'm wrong: 1) people are mad at treesh for not liking a us talk show host? and 2) content is thin on the ground in today's meta threads

― time trafel 2015 💨 2012 (wins), Friday, 22 May 2015 15:25 (nine years ago) link

people were mad at treesh for his careless insouciance

― a (waterface), Friday, 22 May 2015 15:46 (nine years ago) link

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/gallery/2001/11/08/cavalier.jpg

― drash, Friday, 22 May 2015 15:55 (nine years ago) link

^ i have that shirt

― Treeship, Friday, 22 May 2015 16:00 (nine years ago) link

Treeshirt

― lag∞n, Friday, 22 May 2015 16:00 (nine years ago) link

the former Bruce Jenner is a privileged attention whore/idiot who does not need to be 'supported'.

― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 19:21 (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's possible to lead into / ask for more thought on / raise a valid point a subject, like trans visibility, without using abusive language.

― zionsmommy (mattresslessness), Thursday, 4 June 2015 23:45 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

but where would one find the motivation to do so without the internalized codependence "whore" offers to so many previously or not-so-previously religious gay men.

― zionsmommy (mattresslessness), Thursday, 4 June 2015 23:55 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― nakhchivan, Friday, 5 June 2015 01:14 (nine years ago) link

You all know this is the zing thread and not the acerbic barbed retort thread.

― pplains, Friday, 5 June 2015 01:40 (nine years ago) link

keep in mind who's doing the posting here

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 5 June 2015 01:57 (nine years ago) link

We're all pals here.

― pplains, Friday, 5 June 2015 01:58 (nine years ago) link

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/streetfighter/images/5/59/Yoga_Flame.gif

― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 5 June 2015 02:22 (nine years ago) link

mattresslessness you're a shitty analyst

nakh, blow me

― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Friday, 5 June 2015 06:32 (nine years ago) link

just can't dial it in to zing setting

― Mr. Murphy in the wine bar. (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 5 June 2015 07:11 (nine years ago) link

zinge watching

― Vaguely Fettening WAPCHAS (wins), Friday, 5 June 2015 07:36 (nine years ago) link

:)

― drash, Friday, 5 June 2015 07:41 (nine years ago) link

You all know this is the zing thread and not the acerbic barbed retort thread.

― pplains, Friday, 5 June 2015 02:40 (10 hours ago)

dumb white trash contains enough organic waste to be burned gently without adding accelerant

― nakhchivan, Friday, 5 June 2015 12:01 (nine years ago) link

http://www.tvacres.com/images/robots_lucifer2.jpg

― NotKnowPotato (stevie), Friday, 5 June 2015 12:09 (nine years ago) link

who are self-burning shitbins of ilx

― Vaguely Fettening WAPCHAS (wins), Friday, 5 June 2015 12:24 (nine years ago) link

yo

― ultimate american sock (mh), Friday, 5 June 2015 13:50 (nine years ago) link

dumb white trash

― nakhchivan, Friday, June 5, 2015 8:01 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fp

― lag∞n, Friday, 5 June 2015 14:37 (nine years ago) link

yep

― sleeve, Friday, 5 June 2015 14:48 (nine years ago) link

feelin' post

― ultimate american sock (mh), Friday, 5 June 2015 14:49 (nine years ago) link

pp is one of my ilx favs

― NotKnowPotato (stevie), Friday, 5 June 2015 14:55 (nine years ago) link

not especially defending the sentiment but if you think he's talking about pp there you have sub-gcse reading comprehension

― strangled whelps (imago), Friday, 5 June 2015 15:04 (nine years ago) link

mattresslessness you're a shitty analyst

― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Friday, June 5, 2015 12:32 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you're right i shouldn't have used the faux psychology, how about "Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye" you fuckin turd

― zionsmommy (mattresslessness), Friday, 5 June 2015 15:09 (nine years ago) link

*sniff* I am abashed, just cancelled my Annie Leibovitz shoot at the chemo clinic

go die, fucker

― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Friday, 5 June 2015 15:11 (nine years ago) link

not especially defending the sentiment but if you think he's talking about pp there you have sub-gcse reading comprehension

ooh okay go on then who was nakh calling white trash?

― NotKnowPotato (stevie), Friday, 5 June 2015 15:13 (nine years ago) link

morbz duh

― Mordy, Friday, 5 June 2015 15:13 (nine years ago) link

oic

― NotKnowPotato (stevie), Friday, 5 June 2015 15:14 (nine years ago) link

lol, Irish Americans can't be white trash, we are refugees

― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Friday, 5 June 2015 15:15 (nine years ago) link

although context comfortably sufficed there, you need to know your beefs on this thread

― strangled whelps (imago), Friday, 5 June 2015 15:16 (nine years ago) link

oh gosh

― lag∞n, Friday, 5 June 2015 15:16 (nine years ago) link

tbf i usually find nakh's posts rarely reward the effort of parsing them

― NotKnowPotato (stevie), Friday, 5 June 2015 15:16 (nine years ago) link

unless you lead a full life

xxp

― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Friday, 5 June 2015 15:17 (nine years ago) link

i will hold on to dear life only because there is so much of your one-note bloviating to look forward to.

― zionsmommy (mattresslessness), Friday, 5 June 2015 15:22 (nine years ago) link

omg u guys cmon

― lag∞n, Friday, 5 June 2015 15:23 (nine years ago) link

h8 the phrase "white trash" tbh

― Vaguely Fettening WAPCHAS (wins), Friday, 5 June 2015 15:31 (nine years ago) link

Although no single part of nakh's construction is inaccurate in this instance obv

― Vaguely Fettening WAPCHAS (wins), Friday, 5 June 2015 15:32 (nine years ago) link

We're all pals here.

― pplains, Friday, June 5, 2015 1:58 AM (13 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

LOLz

― Willibald Pirckheimers Briefwechsel (Tom D.), Friday, 5 June 2015 15:42 (nine years ago) link

h8 the phrase "white trash" tbh

― Vaguely Fettening WAPCHAS (wins), Friday, June 5, 2015 3:31 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

srsly fuck this

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 5 June 2015 17:56 (nine years ago) link

just cancelled my Annie Leibovitz shoot at the chemo clinic

Haha. Too bad, she's good with subjects in the fetal position.

― pplains, Friday, 5 June 2015 18:36 (nine years ago) link

^ Morbs, for comedy's sake, you know that was too good to pass up. I don't mean it all.

― pplains, Friday, 5 June 2015 18:36 (nine years ago) link

which part do you mean

― Vaguely Fettening WAPCHAS (wins), Friday, 5 June 2015 18:37 (nine years ago) link

The part about Annie Leibovitz being any good with fetal subjects.

― pplains, Friday, 5 June 2015 18:41 (nine years ago) link

layers upon the plains

― ultimate american sock (mh), Friday, 5 June 2015 19:06 (nine years ago) link

i take my big-dicked swagger in and out of the clinic, pp

― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Friday, 5 June 2015 19:18 (nine years ago) link

I used to get mine through an infusion pump.

― pplains, Friday, 5 June 2015 21:22 (nine years ago) link

i take my big-dicked swagger in and out of the clinic, pp

― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Friday, June 5, 2015 7:18 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

imagining john wayne in a doctor coat reading this sentence aloud, looking down at his belt buckle

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 5 June 2015 21:28 (nine years ago) link

[77 content deleted]

― Vaguely Fettening WAPCHAS (wins), Friday, 5 June 2015 21:34 (nine years ago) link

.

― gr8080, Monday, 8 June 2015 20:10 (nine years ago) link

feels like the right time for zing 2

― rip van wanko, Monday, 8 June 2015 20:18 (nine years ago) link

we'll need a proper vintage-quality zing to kick it off

― the discussions, the slanging matches, the banter, the lot (imago), Monday, 8 June 2015 20:21 (nine years ago) link

vintage 50/50 zing

― Mr. Murphy in the wine bar. (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 8 June 2015 20:23 (nine years ago) link

Multiple messages: [5520047, 5519686, 5519684, 5519849, 5519682, 5519680] deleted from thread: zing

― ultimate american sock (mh), Tuesday, 9 June 2015 17:05 (nine years ago) link

a good start

― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 9 June 2015 17:09 (nine years ago) link

What's the matter, ILX? Our zings just a number to you?

― pplains, Tuesday, 9 June 2015 18:00 (nine years ago) link

zing ain't nothing but a number

― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 9 June 2015 18:02 (nine years ago) link

"One of the old-timers in the bar yells out '5519686!' and everyone starts laughing..."

― pplains, Tuesday, 9 June 2015 18:03 (nine years ago) link

5519680 was the best iirc

― Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Tuesday, 9 June 2015 19:48 (nine years ago) link

both classic

― lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 June 2015 19:53 (nine years ago) link

i feel like i've tumbled down some fanboy (fangirl?) rathole. are you shitting me?

― he quipped with heat (amateurist), Tuesday, 9 June 2015 22:29 (41 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

God no, I wouldn't ever dream of shitting you.

― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Tuesday, 9 June 2015 22:43 (28 minutes ago)

― Killarney Hilton (darraghmac), Tuesday, 9 June 2015 23:12 (nine years ago) link

A+

― bag lady bag (mattresslessness), Tuesday, 9 June 2015 23:20 (nine years ago) link

ahahahahaha

― one of the top Liam Gallaghers on the live circuit (stevie), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 08:21 (nine years ago) link

Well, why do I like it as music, then? I think it's gorgeous.

― the discussions, the slanging matches, the banter, the lot (imago), Wednesday, June 10, 2015 11:14 AM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It's spelled "bourgeois"

― lil dork (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, June 10, 2015 8:50 AM

― sleeve, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 15:52 (nine years ago) link

hurrrrrrrrr

― the discussions, the slanging matches, the banter, the lot (imago), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 16:04 (nine years ago) link

ha

― lag∞n, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 16:35 (nine years ago) link

One day I will DJ for all of you in a sealed chamber with a reinforced steel booth

― the discussions, the slanging matches, the banter, the lot (imago), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 18:21 (38 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm in if you guarantee its airtight and everyone promises to hyperventilate

― a strawman stuffed with their collection of 12 cds (jjjusten), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 18:22 (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 19:01 (nine years ago) link

Oh come on.

― the discussions, the slanging matches, the banter, the lot (imago), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 19:04 (nine years ago) link

you set yourself up for that one, jjjusten was just the first responder

― let he who has not approved of the ronaldinho bottle opener cast the (sarahell), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 19:04 (nine years ago) link

well exactly

― the discussions, the slanging matches, the banter, the lot (imago), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 19:05 (nine years ago) link

you want a crueler response to your post?

― let he who has not approved of the ronaldinho bottle opener cast the (sarahell), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 19:06 (nine years ago) link

it was an appropriate and entirely expected response

― the discussions, the slanging matches, the banter, the lot (imago), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 19:09 (nine years ago) link

so what are you whining about?

― let he who has not approved of the ronaldinho bottle opener cast the (sarahell), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 19:10 (nine years ago) link

It was also a quality zing if anyone cares about that

― joked for the dadness (wins), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 19:11 (nine years ago) link

i do, that's why i posted it

― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 19:12 (nine years ago) link

Good job

― joked for the dadness (wins), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 19:12 (nine years ago) link

http://micheleomara.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/imago-300x182.png

― 😭 (am0n), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 20:28 (nine years ago) link

Not that good a zing tbh, Whiney's was better.

― Willibald Pirckheimers Briefwechsel (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 20:39 (nine years ago) link

ya

― lag∞n, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 20:40 (nine years ago) link

don't feel bad cuz you type 8 zillion words of b.s. then i come in the thread like a boss and for sale: baby shoes, never worn your ass

― kurt kobaïan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, June 11, 2015 6:22 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― appropriation and whatnot (stevie), Friday, 12 June 2015 10:04 (nine years ago) link

are we just going to repost the whole PC Music thread then?

― hongro strulkington (dog latin), Friday, 12 June 2015 10:09 (nine years ago) link

only ums' contributions

― appropriation and whatnot (stevie), Friday, 12 June 2015 10:23 (nine years ago) link

i feel invigorated for all the zing i have shipped

― imago, Friday, 12 June 2015 11:32 (nine years ago) link

you have inspired zing artisans to deliver their finest work, truly a selfless act

― appropriation and whatnot (stevie), Friday, 12 June 2015 11:39 (nine years ago) link

handcrafted, organically sourced, fairtrade zing

― hongro strulkington (dog latin), Friday, 12 June 2015 11:42 (nine years ago) link

the rich manure from which the flowers of zing have blossomed

― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 12 June 2015 11:44 (nine years ago) link

it really is like a zing enema

― imago, Friday, 12 June 2015 11:45 (nine years ago) link

next week i might defend conscious rap

― imago, Friday, 12 June 2015 11:46 (nine years ago) link

i hope i'm unconscious for that

― clouds, Friday, 12 June 2015 13:06 (nine years ago) link

oh zing!

― hongro strulkington (dog latin), Friday, 12 June 2015 13:07 (nine years ago) link

it's carnage out there!

― imago, Friday, 12 June 2015 13:09 (nine years ago) link

http://✧✧✧.ozi✧✧✧.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Logo-Ready✧✧✧@2✧.p✧✧

― clouds, Friday, 12 June 2015 13:29 (nine years ago) link

wow i just read some of that thread wow

― lag∞n, Friday, 12 June 2015 14:00 (nine years ago) link

you should post in it

― put a skronk ornette (wins), Friday, 12 June 2015 14:35 (nine years ago) link

I just did! I am being helpful.

― Upright Mammal (mh), Friday, 12 June 2015 14:36 (nine years ago) link

off. i figured there was something like that in her background. i know of some families like that. in one case they adopted several "troubled" teens but would be very quick to boot them out if they made one transgression (including mixing with the opposite sex in evenings).

― he quipped with heat (amateurist), Wednesday, June 17, 2015 2:08 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i mean, oof.

― he quipped with heat (amateurist), Wednesday, June 17, 2015 2:08 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Pity, I liked 'Off'.

― The Manner of Crawly (Tom D.), Wednesday, June 17, 2015 2:11 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― e-bouquet (mattresslessness), Wednesday, 17 June 2015 20:18 (nine years ago) link

always heard it as "poor kids on the phone", that can't be right

― sleeve, Wednesday, 17 June 2015 20:20 (nine years ago) link

oops, wrong thread

― sleeve, Wednesday, 17 June 2015 20:21 (nine years ago) link

re actor from the tv show its always sunny in philadelphia

Just met charlie and the waitress irl. Our kids were playing in the same hotel kiddie pool

― Οὖτις, Sunday, June 21, 2015 5:23 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Did not have phone so no pics. Waitress did the talking (all parenting stuff)

― Οὖτις, Sunday, June 21, 2015 6:25 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

But i was p starstruck

― Οὖτις, Sunday, June 21, 2015 6:26 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

did u try to play it cool

― Mordy, Sunday, June 21, 2015 6:39 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Mostly i just yelled "spaceship! Spaceship!"

― Οὖτις, Sunday, June 21, 2015 8:37 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

very cool (that you met them. not the spaceship part)

― The Once-ler, Monday, June 22, 2015 1:12 AM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― lag∞n, Monday, 22 June 2015 05:22 (nine years ago) link

:D

― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 22 June 2015 05:24 (nine years ago) link

suessy

― e-bouquet (mattresslessness), Monday, 22 June 2015 05:28 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

actually if there was some of way of just preventing me from looking at this site in general, that would be better. i've tried (by adding the ilxor.com domain to banned hosts in my router) but it doesn't seem to stick.

― wizzz! (amateurist), Wednesday, July 8, 2015 12:45 PM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

get over yourself

― brimstead, Wednesday, July 8, 2015 11:17 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ok. bye!

― wizzz! (amateurist), Wednesday, July 8, 2015 11:23 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― lag∞n, Thursday, 9 July 2015 18:19 (nine years ago) link

not to get all aretha her, but who's zingin who?

― Credit: howtokeepapositiveattitudedotcom (stevie), Friday, 10 July 2015 09:01 (nine years ago) link

ya there no zing there

there's no zing anywhere anymore :(

― irl lol (darraghmac), Friday, 10 July 2015 09:20 (nine years ago) link

i remember when this were all zings, far as the eye could see

― Credit: howtokeepapositiveattitudedotcom (stevie), Friday, 10 July 2015 09:50 (nine years ago) link

cld be you guy dont understand zings

― lag∞n, Friday, 10 July 2015 13:10 (nine years ago) link

that's why this summer i'll be doing the Zing-Blindness Challenge on Facebook to raise money for this crippling social disease

― This is for my new ringpiece, so please only serious answers (Noodle Vague), Friday, 10 July 2015 13:12 (nine years ago) link

whats sad is a lot of people dont even know they dont understand zings please help in any way you can

― lag∞n, Friday, 10 July 2015 13:14 (nine years ago) link

this thread is an invaluable resource to zing-blindness sufferers like myself. the real cruelty is that studies show you are more likely to be zinged if you are unable to identify zings.

― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 10 July 2015 13:32 (nine years ago) link

Look me in the eye and tell me you don't care about zing-blindness

― cod latin (dog latin), Friday, 10 July 2015 13:49 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J01HlZcsOzM

― gr8080, Friday, 10 July 2015 14:07 (nine years ago) link

I get more irritated by truth bomb-blindness than zing-blindness personally.

― Immediate Follower (NA), Friday, 10 July 2015 14:42 (nine years ago) link

Maybe he'll tweet your credit card information

― Treeship, Sunday, July 19, 2015 6:30 PM (41 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

maybe he'll tweet all your good posts, but I don't think you can just post something with no text

― lil dork (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, July 19, 2015 6:32 PM (39 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 19 July 2015 18:13 (nine years ago) link

Old school zing :)

― This Year's Model Victim (Tom D.), Sunday, 19 July 2015 18:14 (nine years ago) link

Treeship did have that one good post that was a gif

― an asteroid could hit the planet (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 19 July 2015 18:44 (nine years ago) link

so embarrassing seeing that whiney post in more than one thread

― wins, Sunday, 19 July 2015 19:32 (nine years ago) link

I made a list of everything that isn't pathetic about that post... ITS A BLANK PAGE! lol

― wins, Sunday, 19 July 2015 19:34 (nine years ago) link

weak isnt a weak enough word

― irl lol (darraghmac), Sunday, 19 July 2015 19:37 (nine years ago) link

i lol'd at treesh's post tbh

― you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 19 July 2015 19:43 (nine years ago) link

Yeah that was a good snappy post, just adds to the tragedy

― wins, Sunday, 19 July 2015 19:45 (nine years ago) link

lol that post was classic milquetoast treeship garbage. whiney's zing might've been like throwing a sponge at a dartboard but at least he hit the bullseye.

― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 19 July 2015 19:59 (nine years ago) link

wrong thread

― wins, Sunday, 19 July 2015 20:03 (nine years ago) link

is there a thread for shit retorts to posters I dislike

― wins, Sunday, 19 July 2015 20:04 (nine years ago) link

whiney had a good run going before this 'zing'

― an asteroid could hit the planet (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 19 July 2015 21:26 (nine years ago) link

yeah he clocked a half dozen not-so-shitty posts on map-my-run, maybe he should tweet that

― sarahell, Sunday, 19 July 2015 21:30 (nine years ago) link

whiney's was a solid corny zing in my book, best we can hope for in these times

― flopson, Sunday, 19 July 2015 21:47 (nine years ago) link

aw man cmon

― wins, Sunday, 19 July 2015 21:49 (nine years ago) link

xp when did you become such a goon crew fuckboy, flopsy?

― sarahell, Sunday, 19 July 2015 21:50 (nine years ago) link

"perfectly fine terrible schoolboy comeback, who could expect more" how depressing shut the whole thread down in that case imo :-(

― wins, Sunday, 19 July 2015 21:52 (nine years ago) link

xp when did you become such a goon crew fuckboy, flopsy?

― sarahell, Sunday, July 19, 2015 5:50 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

mmm like 5-6 years ago?

― flopson, Sunday, 19 July 2015 21:55 (nine years ago) link

lol

― lag∞n, Monday, 20 July 2015 00:36 (nine years ago) link

markers reveals himself as a deep-dyed idealist and romantic itt. of course, his ideal is being able to call anyone a chickenshit idiot any time and anywhere he feels like and his romance is the romance of tantrums.

― Aimless, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 18:08 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Your posting is the posting of badness.

― markers, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 18:15 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― a foe who is impervious to their strongest weapon, seduction (onimo), Thursday, 23 July 2015 10:05 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/rnSqkR5.gif

― difficult listening hour, Thursday, 23 July 2015 10:20 (nine years ago) link

I'm generally into ppl being civil but Aimless's genteel authoritarianism on that thread made me want to burn things

― Treeship, Friday, 24 July 2015 05:28 (nine years ago) link

trís metamorphosis begins

― irl lol (darraghmac), Friday, 24 July 2015 08:09 (nine years ago) link

pass agg'd from pass to agg, the treeship story

― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 24 July 2015 14:59 (nine years ago) link

solitary posts that effortlessly sum up morbz' ilx persona

― Mordy, Tuesday, July 28, 2015 12:34 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you need to be tied to a solitary post

― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), T

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 28 July 2015 16:55 (nine years ago) link

lol p good

― lag∞n, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 16:56 (nine years ago) link

haha

― Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Tuesday, 28 July 2015 17:09 (nine years ago) link

ouch

― you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 28 July 2015 17:22 (nine years ago) link

lol it's funny but let's not get too excited w/ the ouches. i feel no pain from that zing.

― Mordy, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 17:35 (nine years ago) link

zingees are not permitted to discuss merits of a zing in the zing thread, sorry mordy

― gr8080, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 17:41 (nine years ago) link

it's a great zing but ouch implies that damage was done. i'm just showing that there are no open wounds or hard feelings.

― Mordy, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 17:43 (nine years ago) link

mordy u have been warned

― gr8080, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 17:44 (nine years ago) link

lol

― lag∞n, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 17:51 (nine years ago) link

haha

― flopson, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 17:53 (nine years ago) link

no more pain

― let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 28 July 2015 18:17 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/u0G7K0R.gifv

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 21:14 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/u0G7K0R.gif

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 21:15 (nine years ago) link

since 5 people found one of my zings quality, i would say "my work is done" and leave, but alas one of them was Mordy.

― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 28 July 2015 21:21 (nine years ago) link

can we get another

― lag∞n, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 21:22 (nine years ago) link

Strong Zing

― tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Tuesday, 28 July 2015 21:25 (nine years ago) link

love that gif

― gawker's psychotic monkeys (imago), Tuesday, 28 July 2015 22:40 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

lol @ me being scapegoated for the board's collective anger at gawker

i know that's not why the ban happened but it's why the collective ilx will could not undo such an unjust ban

― mods = chickenshit idiots (D-40), Saturday, August 22, 2015 3:14 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

maybe the collective ilx will just doesn't care that much about you

― mookieproof, Saturday, August 22, 2015 3:25 PM (1 hour ago)

― sarahell, Sunday, 23 August 2015 00:15 (nine years ago) link

damn thats cold as hell

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 24 August 2015 00:06 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

well, this is some moderately pleasant background music

― ♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Saturday, October 3, 2015 9:26 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

truly remarkable in how it combines total wallpaper inoffensiveness with showboat egocentrism hero auteurism. and they said it couldn't be done!

― ♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Saturday, October 3, 2015 9:28 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

They said it about your posts, mainly.

― Norse Jung (Eric H.), Saturday, October 3, 2015 11:41 PM Bookmark

― The Reverend, Sunday, 4 October 2015 13:02 (nine years ago) link

I guess sensicality is not strictly a requirement

― fappy board (wins), Sunday, 4 October 2015 13:11 (nine years ago) link

weak

― ♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Sunday, 4 October 2015 13:18 (nine years ago) link

he's just amusingly backpedaling, hoping we'll all be impressed by the fluidity and grace of his retrograde motility
― Aimless, Tuesday, October 6, 2015

Actually I'm pedaling forward at a high rate of speed, faster than anything in my path
― it's not a tuomas (benbbag), Tuesday, October 6, 2015

Going off a cliff will do that to a bicyclist.
― a strawman stuffed with their collection of 12 cds (jjjusten), Tuesday, October 6, 2015

― a literal scarecrow on a quaint porch (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 6 October 2015 03:44 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Yellow Swans are/were terrible band, and truly terrible people as well. Yikes ILM.

― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, October 21, 2015 3:44 PM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

please describe what makes them terrible people.

― sarahell, Wednesday, October 21, 2015 3:49 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

One of the members was caught stealing from a business that I was associated with and the way he handled himself throughout the entire episode was pretty... terrible! But even worse: their music.

― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, October 21, 2015 3:52 PM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

as in he shoplifted a razor from Walgreens or ?

― sarahell, Wednesday, October 21, 2015 3:53 PM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― dave cool goes to "Chill Whiney" Ironic dance parties (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 21 October 2015 20:17 (nine years ago) link

lmao

― nomar, Wednesday, 21 October 2015 20:26 (nine years ago) link

lol that a classic

― brimstead, Wednesday, 21 October 2015 22:55 (nine years ago) link

fantastic

― balls, Thursday, 22 October 2015 05:33 (nine years ago) link

recycled markers/max zing of days gone by iirc

― deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Thursday, 22 October 2015 05:40 (nine years ago) link

like i said, it's a classic

― brimstead, Thursday, 22 October 2015 05:54 (nine years ago) link

oh no argument here

― deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Thursday, 22 October 2015 06:09 (nine years ago) link

~problematic~

― lag∞n, Thursday, 22 October 2015 14:32 (nine years ago) link

Braggin 2015 I've been offered writing work based on my BM speech

― MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Monday, November 2, 2015 11:05 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Laxative Marketing Council?

― systems drinking (Noodle Vague), Monday, November 2, 2015 11:18 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― mattresslessness, Monday, 2 November 2015 21:40 (nine years ago) link

honestly not intended as a zing so much as a dad-quality joke about abbreviations

― systems drinking (Noodle Vague), Monday, 2 November 2015 21:46 (nine years ago) link

http://www.artsandcreativities.com/wp-content/uploads/Add-Facebook-Like-Button-in-Magento.jpg

xp

― just1n3, Monday, 2 November 2015 21:47 (nine years ago) link

good as hel

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 04:48 (nine years ago) link

Not so much "zing" as much as "scorched earth" but amazing nonetheless. ..

boy you guys are really easily excited by obvious Apocalypse Now refs eh

― Οὖτις, Friday, November 6, 2015 4:44 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i would deeply love it if you got the fuck out of this thread forever

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, November 9, 2015 12:08 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 9 November 2015 01:16 (nine years ago) link

beat me to it; thought about pasting it in the stfu thread

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 9 November 2015 01:33 (nine years ago) link

US politics or Star Wars or ...

― sarahell, Monday, 9 November 2015 03:02 (nine years ago) link

i've turned into basically a big blank nothing since i started ADs. but tbh i'll take feeling not much of anything rather than go back to the absolute misery of before.

― just1n3, Monday, 9 November 2015 03:38 (nine years ago) link

wrong fuckin thread

― just1n3, Monday, 9 November 2015 03:42 (nine years ago) link

of all the places to post in the wrong thread

― just1n3, Monday, 9 November 2015 03:42 (nine years ago) link

:)

― balls, Monday, 9 November 2015 03:44 (nine years ago) link

<3

― Sean Daesh (nakhchivan), Monday, 9 November 2015 04:36 (nine years ago) link

What I really meant tho was reading the energy of the crowd as much as their tastes. If the crowd is ready to party, play to that. If the crowd is trying to kick back at the bar, keep the energy lower.

― The Reverend, Monday, November 9, 2015 12:29 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

also when cooking, don't burn things or undercook them

― doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Monday, November 9, 2015 11:15 AM (38 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Sheriff U. Agri (DJ Mencap), Monday, 9 November 2015 11:54 (nine years ago) link

A+

― Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Monday, 9 November 2015 23:01 (nine years ago) link

disgusted by the avalanche of hot takes in support of Charlie Sheen i.e. "OMG SO BRAVE!" & "WE NEED TO RE-EXAMINE HOW WE TALK ABOUT PEOPLE WITH HIV" & "NONE OF OUR BUSINESS!"

last one true i suppose, but Sheen got ahead of the story by going on the Today Show the day before the Enquirer story was supposed to drop, and now he's got the spin on his side. If anyone heard Bree Olson on Howard Stern this morning, you'd know the motherfucker lied to hundreds of women - including her - about his diagnosis for 4 years or more. she got tested YESTERDAY and is negative- Sheen never told her ANYTHING. i find the outpouring of support from Arianna Huffington, Lady Gaga, et al. reprehensible

― flappy bird, Tuesday, November 17, 2015 10:40 AM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i suggest throwing away all of your media consumption habits and starting over

― downfall as in the film about Hitler? If so great film (mattresslessness), Tuesday, November 17, 2015 10:45 AM

― sleeve, Tuesday, 17 November 2015 18:53 (nine years ago) link

just some friendly advice tbh

― downfall as in the film about Hitler? If so great film (mattresslessness), Tuesday, 17 November 2015 18:59 (nine years ago) link

would hope bree olson had been tested at some point in the period since she and sheen split anyway tbh

― balls, Tuesday, 17 November 2015 22:09 (nine years ago) link

sheen zing?

― the grimes of claire boucher ('90s on) (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 17 November 2015 22:55 (nine years ago) link

no just porn workers should be (and i thought were) regularly tested. maybe she's retired i guess.

― balls, Tuesday, 17 November 2015 22:57 (nine years ago) link

balls deep

― pandit pran nathalie (sanskrit), Wednesday, 18 November 2015 04:26 (nine years ago) link

is it cool to post old zings? this one stuck with me, maybe it's been posted:

lol lex just because you choose to listen to miley cyrus m8, chill out lmao

― the Shearer of simulated snowsex etc. (Dwight Yorke), Tuesday, December 10, 2013 12:57 PM (1 year ago)

DY i think your attempt at an insouciant posting style would work better with either the lol at the start or the lmao at the end but not both, bc that's a bit try-hard tbh

― lex pretend, Tuesday, December 10, 2013 12:58 PM (1 year ago)

― niels, Wednesday, 18 November 2015 10:07 (nine years ago) link

Yeah posted

flopson wrote this on thread zing on board All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar on 10-Dec-2013

i like this dry zing by lex

lol lex just because you choose to listen to miley cyrus m8, chill out lmao
― the Shearer of simulated snowsex etc. (Dwight Yorke), Tuesday, 10 December 2013 12:57 (8 hours ago) Permalink

DY i think your attempt at an insouciant posting style would work better with either the lol at the start or the lmao at the end but not both, bc that's a bit try-hard tbh

― lex pretend, Tuesday, 10 December 2013 12:58 (8 hours ago) Permalink

― Amblyomma_americanum_tick.jpg (wins), Wednesday, 18 November 2015 10:13 (nine years ago) link

hehe... so good though

was afraid my browser would crash if I loaded 5911 messages in order to ctrl+f

― niels, Wednesday, 18 November 2015 10:25 (nine years ago) link

zing is a dish best served cold

― please don't shampoo your eyes (stevie), Wednesday, 18 November 2015 10:33 (nine years ago) link

zingtage

― nxd, Wednesday, 18 November 2015 11:26 (nine years ago) link

that's not a zing - it's an argument.

― doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 18 November 2015 11:37 (nine years ago) link

post it on the "well-argued statement" thread

― doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 18 November 2015 11:38 (nine years ago) link

not sure why a casual swatting like that wouldn't qualify but one bit of context that gives it extra bite is that as well as being the embodiment of "tryhard" wd was known for constant solicitation of writing advice

― Amblyomma_americanum_tick.jpg (wins), Wednesday, 18 November 2015 11:47 (nine years ago) link

post it on the "well-argued statement" thread

― doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Wednesday, November 18, 2015 11:38 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm guessing that's not a very long thread

― please don't shampoo your eyes (stevie), Wednesday, 18 November 2015 11:48 (nine years ago) link

otm

― doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 18 November 2015 13:55 (nine years ago) link

Ha, sitewide zing

― MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 November 2015 14:00 (nine years ago) link

It's like I zinged the zing thread. Lifetime ambition achieved.

― please don't shampoo your eyes (stevie), Wednesday, 18 November 2015 14:48 (nine years ago) link

sorry i'm being pedantic but it's something i talk with my students a lot about so i guess i'm unusually sensitive to it.

― wizzz! (amateurist), Tuesday, November 24, 2015 2:27 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you talk to your students about being pedantic a lot?

― a (waterface), Tuesday, November 24, 2015 2:59 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

or do they just infer

― a (waterface), Tuesday, November 24, 2015 2:59 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

open goal, but what a killshot

― big WHOIS aka the nameserver (s.clover), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 20:21 (nine years ago) link

I hope it's pretty much straight to VOD, 'cause it looks really nice, so I want to watch it with the sound off like I do with Michael Mann movies.

― the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Wednesday, November 4, 2015 10:50 AM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Def could not imagine you wanting to hear what black people have to say, even for two hours

― bricc baby hitlo (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, November 4, 2015 4:14 PM (3 weeks ago)

― sarahell, Thursday, 26 November 2015 19:04 (nine years ago) link

^ re the new Spike Lee movie

― sarahell, Thursday, 26 November 2015 19:14 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

I had a longer thing but your thesis about when national news media began reporting on the increase in Chicago gang violence is just wrong, it's been proven wrong whether you moved to Chicago after college or not.

― tremendous crime wave and killing wave (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Sunday, December 13, 2015 7:32 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― big WHOIS aka the nameserver (s.clover), Sunday, 3 January 2016 05:53 (nine years ago) link

Wtf That dude wrote a good book about miles Davis

― lute bro (brimstead), Sunday, 3 January 2016 07:04 (nine years ago) link

Wtf That dude wrote a good book about miles Davis

― lute bro (brimstead), Sunday, 3 January 2016 07:04 (nine years ago) link

Wtf That dude wrote a good book about miles Davis

― lute bro (brimstead), Sunday, 3 January 2016 07:04 (nine years ago) link

I mean that's not a zing, that's just shut talking

― lute bro (brimstead), Sunday, 3 January 2016 07:06 (nine years ago) link

shit.

― lute bro (brimstead), Sunday, 3 January 2016 07:06 (nine years ago) link

Zings are not diatribes

― lute bro (brimstead), Sunday, 3 January 2016 07:07 (nine years ago) link

x*p

― lute bro (brimstead), Sunday, 3 January 2016 07:07 (nine years ago) link

i thought "whether you moved to Chicago after college or not" was a pretty good zing.

― big WHOIS aka the nameserver (s.clover), Sunday, 3 January 2016 08:34 (nine years ago) link

haha just looked up what thread that zing came from. it's amazing that deej will self-clown himself over and over in a variety of different topics and to a variety of different posters without any sign of growth whatsoever.

― Mordy, Sunday, 3 January 2016 15:49 (nine years ago) link

self-clown himself

― alomar lines, Sunday, 3 January 2016 16:53 (nine years ago) link

had to check to see if chief keef was involved and loool

― mookieproof, Sunday, 3 January 2016 18:44 (nine years ago) link

i thought "whether you moved to Chicago after college or not" was a pretty good zing.

― big WHOIS aka the nameserver (s.clover), Sunday, January 3, 2016 2:34 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i was born in chicago but ok

― Listen to my homeboy Fantano (D-40), Monday, 11 January 2016 09:40 (nine years ago) link

haha just looked up what thread that zing came from. it's amazing that deej will self-clown himself over and over in a variety of different topics and to a variety of different posters without any sign of growth whatsoever.

― Mordy, Sunday, January 3, 2016 9:49 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

its super weak how you claim im wrong about shit all the time but never actually engage with it

― Listen to my homeboy Fantano (D-40), Monday, 11 January 2016 09:42 (nine years ago) link

this is the zing thread, not the "accurate statement" thread

― big WHOIS aka the nameserver (s.clover), Monday, 11 January 2016 15:27 (nine years ago) link

we're getting engaged

http://www.startrek.com/uploads/assets/articles/riker-and-troi.png

― am0n, Monday, 11 January 2016 15:32 (nine years ago) link

white privilege is deej thinking every stupid thing he decides to type is worthy of a response

― Mordy, Monday, 11 January 2016 16:21 (nine years ago) link

you're white

― Listen to my homeboy Fantano (D-40), Monday, 11 January 2016 18:10 (nine years ago) link

he weally is

― I'm melanomically challenged btw (wins), Monday, 11 January 2016 18:11 (nine years ago) link

Lads gtfo the zing thread

― Saoirse birther (darraghmac), Monday, 11 January 2016 18:15 (nine years ago) link

zing or be zonged

― lag∞n, Monday, 11 January 2016 18:15 (nine years ago) link

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zong_massacre

― Mordy, Monday, 11 January 2016 18:21 (nine years ago) link

balance is my zing

― Bewlay Brothers & Sister Ray (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 11 January 2016 19:28 (nine years ago) link

- david bowie, 2016

― am0n, Monday, 11 January 2016 19:40 (nine years ago) link

The Zung Self-Rating Anxiety Scale (SAS) was designed by William W. K. Zung M.D, (1929-1992) a professor of Psychiatry from Duke University, to quantify a patient's level of anxiety.[1] [2]

― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Monday, 11 January 2016 19:44 (nine years ago) link

i never zang for my fodder

― Copy rights, pleasing all star wars fans, hiring professionals. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 11 January 2016 19:49 (nine years ago) link

^full marks

― Bewlay Brothers & Sister Ray (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 11 January 2016 19:54 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_hXbiAB1lc

― jamchiraquai (how's life), Monday, 11 January 2016 19:56 (nine years ago) link

Zing, Michael, zing.

― Bewlay Brothers & Sister Ray (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 12 January 2016 04:15 (eight years ago) link

I
I will be zing

― Bewlay Brothers & Sister Ray (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 12 January 2016 19:10 (eight years ago) link

too soon

― Less surprised by the total lack of surprises (stevie), Tuesday, 12 January 2016 19:50 (eight years ago) link

sorry

too zoon

― Less surprised by the total lack of surprises (stevie), Tuesday, 12 January 2016 19:50 (eight years ago) link

you, you can be deems
and i, i'll lol all the time

― clouds, Wednesday, 13 January 2016 01:45 (eight years ago) link

lmao

― flopson, Wednesday, 13 January 2016 05:18 (eight years ago) link

Korean Sauna: Batshit Insanity

my gf is not into doing this because she's uptight about the nudity. sadface.

― Copy rights, pleasing all star wars fans, hiring professionals. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, January 14, 2016 1:34 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

gf otm

― welltris (crüt), Thursday, January 14, 2016 1:38 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wow you must be so sad

― lute bro (brimstead), Thursday, January 14, 2016 1:54 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

let's have a look at her.

― dylannn, Thursday, January 14, 2016 2:58 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

:(
Maybe she will be less uptight in the future

― La Lechuza (La Lechera), Thursday, January 14, 2016 8:32 AM (50 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalin

― lag∞n, Thursday, 14 January 2016 14:36 (eight years ago) link

naughty dylannnnnnnn!

― clouds, Thursday, 14 January 2016 15:26 (eight years ago) link

77 alert

― sleeve, Thursday, 14 January 2016 15:32 (eight years ago) link

snitch

― lag∞n, Thursday, 14 January 2016 15:57 (eight years ago) link

zowie

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 14 January 2016 16:59 (eight years ago) link

don't get it

― k3vin k., Thursday, 14 January 2016 17:00 (eight years ago) link

Could be heroesss

― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 14 January 2016 17:26 (eight years ago) link

if someone wants to recommend me a new schtick I will take it a as a challenge to crank out at least one post that fits the bill before reverting to type.

― Aimless, Monday, April 22, 2013 1:35 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Aimed

― 乒乓, Monday, April 22, 2013 1:36 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Let’s all go on an unban safari, we might see some ilxor migrants (nakhchivan), Monday, 18 January 2016 22:09 (eight years ago) link

Lol

― flopson, Monday, 18 January 2016 22:11 (eight years ago) link

miss that guy

― rip c or d (wins), Monday, 18 January 2016 22:12 (eight years ago) link

thats a good zing

― gr8080, Tuesday, 19 January 2016 15:53 (eight years ago) link

There seems to be a pretty massive double standard. Sanders get's points for voting against the iraq war, though it didn't mean a thing, but Clinton get's none for the failed health care reforms in the nineties. New York is a safe seat, but Vermont is apparently really competitive... And being a congress member is somehow better than being Secretary of State and First Lady of US and Arkansas.

Look: Hillary Clinton is the most experienced candidate. It's ridiculous to argue otherwise. She might not be a good politician, she's obviously too centrist for most of this board - including me - but stop arguing that she isn't vastly more experienced than Sanders. It's stupid.

― Frederik B, Friday, January 22, 2016 7:45 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

look: there aren't that many danish nationals arguing for the establishment american democratic candidate online at 0445 local time. it's ridiculous to argue otherwise

― mookieproof, Friday, January 22, 2016 7:50 PM

― the 'major tom guy' (sleeve), Saturday, 23 January 2016 03:54 (eight years ago) link

haha

― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 23 January 2016 04:18 (eight years ago) link

:D

― Skaciety (pronounced the way you'd pronounce society) (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 23 January 2016 08:56 (eight years ago) link

lol

― white privilege 2: the legend of clumsy scold (wins), Saturday, 23 January 2016 10:34 (eight years ago) link

There's a church in Germany that's playing the John Cage piece "As Slow As Possible" on their organ with the title taken literally, the performance is supposed to last over 600 years. It's been going on for over 10 years by now.

― Tuomas, Tuesday, January 26, 2016 3:55 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Weird I was just thinking of a maddeningly slow performance that's been going on for over ten years now

― microtone policing (wins), Tuesday, January 26, 2016 3:58 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― bicyclescope (mattresslessness), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 23:04 (eight years ago) link

Awesome

― (•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 23:13 (eight years ago) link

lmao

― k3vin k., Tuesday, 26 January 2016 23:26 (eight years ago) link

beautiful

― the 'major tom guy' (sleeve), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 23:28 (eight years ago) link

oof

― I remember you was vote-splitted (imago), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 23:29 (eight years ago) link

ha wins

― marcos, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 00:15 (eight years ago) link

amazing

― marcos, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 00:15 (eight years ago) link

Shit, if this "record" gets voted so high in the albums poll, maybe the 8 hour Max Richter still has a chance?

Nah, I know it won't, but music geeks' unflapping boner for anything Aphex Twin does never ceases to baffle me.

― Tuomas, Tuesday, January 26, 2016 8:57 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

to be fair the list of things that never cease to baffle you is pretty extensive

― Chikan wa akan de. Zettai akan de. (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, January 26, 2016 8:58 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag

― pandemic, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 12:53 (eight years ago) link

A vexed Finn

― the chalice with the krallice is the brew that is trv (NickB), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 13:11 (eight years ago) link

that's like following up Bach with Max Richter

― I remember you was vote-splitted (imago), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 13:13 (eight years ago) link

pandemic the equivalent of the schoolyard hanger-on who spots the weird kid getting atomic wedgied and yells "yeah and you smell"

― I remember you was vote-splitted (imago), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 13:18 (eight years ago) link

Nobody wants to be the poster that posts a zing after a poster has posted a wins zing, everyone wants to be the poster that posts a zing after the poster that posts a zing after a wins zing

― broderik f (darraghmac), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 13:45 (eight years ago) link

If it please the court, wins's was better but mine was first

― Chikan wa akan de. Zettai akan de. (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 14:23 (eight years ago) link

true, but tuomas responded to yours. he was not dead yet

― I remember you was vote-splitted (imago), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 14:24 (eight years ago) link

pandemic the equivalent of the schoolyard hanger-on who spots the weird kid getting atomic wedgied and yells "yeah and you /smell/"

I don't like any part of this analogy ftr

― jaggered little poll (wins), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 14:44 (eight years ago) link

a graceful wedgie-giver, even winninger

― een, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 14:48 (eight years ago) link

damn that wins zing is choice

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 27 January 2016 15:36 (eight years ago) link

yeah wins went operatic with that shit

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 28 January 2016 04:34 (eight years ago) link

Time to dust off my loving Tuomas seas of mystery thread

― a strawman stuffed with their collection of 12 cds (jjjusten), Thursday, 28 January 2016 04:51 (eight years ago) link

i remember it fondly

― bicyclescope (mattresslessness), Thursday, 28 January 2016 05:20 (eight years ago) link

yep

― Chikan wa akan de. Zettai akan de. (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 28 January 2016 07:36 (eight years ago) link

pandemic the equivalent of the schoolyard hanger-on who spots the weird kid getting atomic wedgied and yells "yeah and you /smell/"

Nah that's probably me :-(

― lute bro (brimstead), Thursday, 28 January 2016 08:08 (eight years ago) link

Oh I don't know, I'm horrible

― lute bro (brimstead), Thursday, 28 January 2016 08:09 (eight years ago) link

It's just a bad analogy. If I'm to be compared to some 'orrible brat administering wedgies, it would be as logical to cast matt in the role of "schoolyard hanger-on" for reposting, or lj himself! No idea who nv would be in this scenario either. It just doesn't fit. The Bach-richter thing is more apt. I am Bach.

― jaggered little poll (wins), Thursday, 28 January 2016 11:52 (eight years ago) link

And I'm rictus

― Chikan wa akan de. Zettai akan de. (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 28 January 2016 15:15 (eight years ago) link

schoolyard hanger-on sounds dirty

― bicyclescope (mattresslessness), Thursday, 28 January 2016 15:27 (eight years ago) link

id hang on his schoolaryard, if you get my meaning

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 28 January 2016 16:04 (eight years ago) link

wow this is all imago's fault

― bicyclescope (mattresslessness), Thursday, 28 January 2016 16:05 (eight years ago) link

When I stumble on a conversation bout AI and intelligence I often think of this post I read like two years ago:

"Personally, I predict that if we do succeed in inventing autonomous, free-thinking, self-aware, hyper-intelligent beings, they will do the really smart thing, and reprogram themselves to be Mountain Dew-guzzling Dungeons & Dragons-playing slackers. Or maybe fashion-obsessed 17-year-old Vancouver skater kids. Or the main character from the movie Amelie. Or something like this: "

http://noahpinionblog.blogspot.com/2014/02/the-slackularity.html

― rap is dad (it's a boy!), Thursday, January 28, 2016 7:36 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

will they write blogs to justify a lame pun as well?

― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, January 28, 2016 8:19 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― bicyclescope (mattresslessness), Friday, 29 January 2016 00:34 (eight years ago) link

hey fred he trailed her by 50 points in NH, what, 6 months ago

you know for someone only 4000 miles away, youre on top of things as if you were posting from Jupiter.

― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, February 9, 2016 2:42 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― gaz coombes? yo he don't got NUTHIN ta prove! (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 9 February 2016 20:10 (eight years ago) link

Jupiter, FL is only 1470 miles from NH

― Toof Seteltha (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 9 February 2016 20:13 (eight years ago) link

Great

― broderick f (darraghmac), Tuesday, 9 February 2016 20:25 (eight years ago) link

Hey what about Ted Cruz? I mean, unbelievably awful pick, sure, but don't you want to see him argue against his own nomination?

I think this accurately describes the frame - http://www.scotusblog.com/2016/02/how-the-politics-of-the-next-nomination-will-pay-out/#more-238336.

The opposition has chosen to make this all about politics and so while the Potus will certainly pick a qualified candidate (knowing that they are likely to be rejected at least as an initial matter), the (identity-)political effect of their obstruction/rejection is going to be front and center. Goldstein is right that the (initial) nominee is more likely than not going to be a member of a racial/ethnic minority group and/or a woman, preferably with recent Senate approval and/or other ties/vetting that would make them more difficult to slow-walk or pretend that there's some non-identity factor to their opposition. Goldstein ignores, however, a more granular political factor - ideally, given the importance of our politics' ridiculous division into the semi-arbitrary geographic boxes we call states, the nominee might also have an impact on one or more of them that are important in the electoral college and/or to Senatorial control. Consideration may also be given to the politics of the primary, with sensitivity to the possibility that a nominee could create a wedge issue between Clinton and Sanders, positively or negatively, though Sanders would have to be very careful not to be seen as siding with the GOP obstructionists here.

Goldstein may well be right that Obama will pick an African-American woman and that that woman will be Loretta Lynch. I'm not so sure, though, for several reasons. One, I think anyone associated with the President is at least somewhat unlikely as a political matter (though the recency of her service may temper that concern). Two, I think Goldstein at least slightly overestimates the extent to which Obama regards advancing African-American representation as either key to his legacy or important to this pick in particular (though I could certainly be wrong). Three, he certainly underestimates the extent to which Sotomayor, a Puerto Rican, is representative of "hispanics" (though his focus elsewhere may reflect his estimation of the potential hispanic nominees, not to mention the fact that they would maintain the 2/3 Catholic majority on the Court). And fourth, he doesn't reckon sufficiently with the potential political significance of an Asian appointee or the broader use of this fight to illustrate that it's GOP obstructionism that is the problem with Washington.

Here is my short list of potential nominees in addition to Lynch:
- Jane Kelly - already approved to the appellate bench by Cruz, McConnell, Rubio, and fellow Iowan and Judiciary Committee Chair Grassley, to whom she is close, she would be harder to attack (despite being Obama's HLS classmate) for not just those reasons but but also as a victim of a violent assault. Her unusually swingy state partially neighbors another (Wisconsin) that has almost swung and is the site of one of the likelier Democratic Senate pickups this year, and she would create issues for not just Ron Johnson there but probably Kelly Ayotte in NH (not that a male nominee wouldn't) and maybe her other fellow Iowan Joni Ernst, among others.
- Amy Klobuchar - a well-liked and media-trained Minnesota-Nice (and IA/WI-neighboring) member of the Judiciary Committee, the obstruction of whom might make her colleagues (including all 6 GOP women) look even worse, even if her political orientation is a complicating factor
- Sri Srinivasan - already approved by Cruz/Grassley/McConnell/Rubio, and whose Obama admin (and, earlier, Gore campaign) role might be blunted by his prominent corporate law firm representations (though those might create a political issue on the left, as mentioned) and clerkships for Sandra Day O'Connor and a leading conservative appellate court judge (whose inputs could be important). While he lacks important geographical ties, the Indian-American vote is significant in Virginia, perhaps among other states, which fellow Indian-American and coastal Southeastern Nikki Haley could threaten to put into play if selected as the Republican Vice Presidential nominee (which makes her attempted-king-making choice between Bush, towards whom she probably leans, Kasich, and Rubio this week a high-stakes one on which she may punt).

Some people I think are prominent possibles, but doubt will be nominated, at least in the first instance:
- Just about any white man, e.g. Merrick Garland or David Barron (and including Jews or Italian-Americans like Don Verrilli, though those might be fun politically too), though some of these have been reported to be on the short list, so we'll see
- Paul Watford - an African-American Federal appellate judge from L.A. who clerked for both Ginsburg and a leading conservative appellate Judge (also with some conservative academic supporters) before becoming a corporate law firm partner, and was approved by the Democratic Senate in 2012 without the support of most Republicans including Grassley, McConnell and Rubio would be a harder sell than Srinivasan or Lynch, and any political upside from the opposition would probably be smaller than that from a Wilkins or Patrick, blunted by his low profile, apolitical, and "establishment" orientation, as well as, perhaps, his light skin and mild affect. I think he's likeliest to be nominated, if at all, (by HRC) to succeed RBG when she leaves the bench, though he too is a frequent short-list name.
- Pat Millett - a white D.C. appellate judge approved on a mostly party-line vote in 2013 during intense debate over the filibuster seems unlikely from a political perspective as compared to Lynch), even with military ties, though her connection to resident (No)VA and native ME, while of uncertain strength, is not without electoral significance, in particular for Susan Collins and Kelly Ayotte.
- Kamala Harris - famously a three-fer as an African/Indian-American woman but, as per Goldstein, she appears to be cruising to Barbara Boxer's Senate seat and I'm skeptical she'd want to turn attention from for a nomination unlikely to succeed in part because she strikes me as more of a politician than a jurist, also a knock against her along with her marriage to an administration official, though I don't rule out the possibility that this could be a platform for her political career. And yes, she's definitely a potential Presidential candidate in 2022 or later...
- Deval Patrick - probably never running for President - he's already 59 and has moved on to Bain Capital - not that that would be an obstacle to his being nominated, especially given the strong likelihood that the nomination would fail, but another political pick that I suspect too isn't interested, though without certainty.
- Jeh Johnson - the Director of Homeland Security, who was confirmed by more than 3-1 but without the support of Cruz, Grassley, McConnell, or Rubio, and whose replacement would have to be nominated and confirmed, making him less available than Patrick, e.g.
- Just about anyone well into their 60s or older, e.g. Diane Wood, Eric Holder, Leah Ward Sears, Carlos Moreno, etc.
- Most non-Srinivasan Asian-Americans - Neal Katyal lacks his Senate confirmation hook, and non-Indian Americans aren't as electorally significant
- Just about anyone whose issue or personal profile relates to LBGT rights, e.g. Pam Karlan, Alison Nathan, Paul Smith; that's been fought and won in quite recent memory and brings little political benefit

And some less-mentioned maybes of varying degrees:
- Robert Wilkins - an African-American D.C. Federal appellate judge, former law firm partner, and Harvard grad from Indiana once the subject of the famous "driving while black" case who was narrowly approved by the Democratic Senate in 2014 would draw attention to the issue of racial profiling in a way that few others would. He'd be highly unlikely to be confirmed, but in his case the opposition of most Republican Senators (and his overlapping a year with Obama at HLS) would be the whole point, though possibly one blunted by the potential transparency of the politics.
- Adalberto Jordan - a Cuban-American Federal appellate judge from Florida with a law firm background who once clerked for Sandra Day O'Connor (again, what she would say would be important) and was overwhelmingly approved by the Democratic Senate (including GOP Judiciary Chair Grassley, McConnell, and Rubio, but not Cruz who wasn't yet a Senator) in 2012 is a maybe, but I think he's probably too limited in his personal appeal
- Ray Lohier - a Haitian-(Canadian-)American (he would take his oath on a neon bible, obv) Federal appellate judge and former prosecutor from NYC with a Korean-American wife who was approved unanimously (including by Grassley and McConnell; Cruz and Rubio were not yet Senators) to take Sotomayor's seat by the Democratic Senate in 2010 is really a maybe, but I think his background probably isn't quite right for the desired political impact (same goes for West Indian-American Joe Greenaway, who graduated from one of the country's better high schools and best undergraduate college before settling for Harvard Law School).
- Christine Arguello - a Mexican-American Federal trial court judge from highly-electorally-significant Colorado nominated by George W. Bush (who had earlier chosen not to renominate her after her lame-duck nomination by WJC) in 2008 and confirmed unanimously by voice vote in the Senate. Not an appellate judge/litigator, though (for better or worse), and a bit old at 60.
- Jo-Anne Epps - the law school Dean (and NCAA rep) of Temple U who also chairs Philly's police oversight board (in a somewhat electorally-significant city and state, including for the Senate) would highlight the black lives matter issue, but not in a way that Robert Wilkins wouldn't, and she probably wouldn't receive universal support from that group; a woman, yes, but far less prominent than Lynch
- Mariano Florentino-Cuellar - a Supreme Court of California Justice with degrees from Harvard, Yale, and Stanford who was born in Mexico, grew up in Texas, advised the Obama administration on immigration policy (want to explode Ted Cruz' brain?), and is married to a Korean-American, though her service as a judge in Federal court in California could complicate things. He's only 43 and has never been before the Senate, so fairly unlkely, but personally, I think he'd be a very attractive political choice, combining hispanic, youth, and some asian appeal.

― Comprehensive Nuclear Suggest-Ban Treaty (benbbag), Monday, February 15, 2016 8:00 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

your short list, eh

― shandemonium padawan (Doctor Casino), Monday, February 15, 2016 8:10 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― gaz coombes? yo he don't got NUTHIN ta prove! (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 February 2016 01:11 (eight years ago) link

three weeks pass...

I really want you guys to get free healthcare and free education and all that, but until american white liberalism starts to grapple with why it's correct to call it 'white liberalism', it won't happen. You will lose, and as demographics change you will lose worse and worse. And the joke is, nobody will care. Sanders will be your last gasp of relevance, and the coalition of minorities, single women and cultural/economic elites will continue to rule.
― Frederik B, Tuesday, March 8, 2016 11:12 AM

Sort of picturing u cackling like skeletor with that last bit.
― "Worried pimp" (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, March 8, 2016 11:25 AM

― ulysses, Tuesday, 8 March 2016 16:47 (eight years ago) link

the coalition of minorities, single women and cultural/economic elites will continue to rule.
― Frederik B, Tuesday, March 8, 2016 11:12 AM

Ah yes the continued rule of this coalition is certainly the major worry for Dems this political season.

― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 March 2016 16:49 (eight years ago) link

Poor old Fred's getting it in the neck today.

― Thomas of Britain (Tom D.), Tuesday, 8 March 2016 16:50 (eight years ago) link

He has shown an alarming ability to not having been told and talking down to entire large swathes of us political ilx is asking for a whacking at the best of times, let alone when well when you're just not all that well bright

― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 March 2016 16:52 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSnVvYbNKKI

― ulysses, Tuesday, 8 March 2016 17:00 (eight years ago) link

continued appreciation for your diplomacy in these times, darragh. truly working as an international partner.

― μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 8 March 2016 17:02 (eight years ago) link

that video is really something.

― van damme death warrant (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 8 March 2016 17:04 (eight years ago) link

idk about diplomacy but experience with ilx is that even when everyone else is obviously wrong and stupid and you yourself are clearly wielding a glorious metaphorical broadsword of impeccable rhetoric with burnished edge of harsh truth it is still unpleasant when they are all shouting at you and you should probably not continue with the wielding, wielding being a pretty useless activity insofar as getting anywhere in this harsh world goes

― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 March 2016 17:11 (eight years ago) link

yeah let's all just be pleasant to each other that should work out

― lute bro (brimstead), Tuesday, 8 March 2016 20:40 (eight years ago) link

maybe i misunderstood, it's hard to to hear you down here when you're on such a high horse

― lute bro (brimstead), Tuesday, 8 March 2016 20:41 (eight years ago) link

imo darragh's trying to say he has no horse in this race

― μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 8 March 2016 20:43 (eight years ago) link

we should all just get along and love one another except deems who we should fp

― Mordy, Tuesday, 8 March 2016 20:45 (eight years ago) link

I would like to contribute more to u.s. politics threads, give freddy b some competition for the role of most stridently misinformed northern european

― Cornelius Pardew (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 8 March 2016 21:03 (eight years ago) link

And when the broken hearted people
Living in the world agree,
There will be an answer, freddy b

― Toof Seteltha (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 8 March 2016 21:33 (eight years ago) link

Fuck u brimstead.

― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 March 2016 23:05 (eight years ago) link

Not really

― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 March 2016 23:10 (eight years ago) link

But yknow yeah at same time you fight, fight hard and get mad, get so mad, on message boards, you're definitely earning the merit badges required by doing that. Online rumplestilskin the shit outtve whatever.

― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 March 2016 23:13 (eight years ago) link

just feel bad abt how everyone in the world follows our terrible politics

― lag∞n, Thursday, 10 March 2016 09:35 (eight years ago) link

no one in america can name a single foreign head of state except hitler

― lag∞n, Thursday, 10 March 2016 09:38 (eight years ago) link

Not even Queen Elizabeth?

― Tuomas, Thursday, 10 March 2016 09:55 (eight years ago) link

who?

― carly rae jetson (thomp), Thursday, 10 March 2016 09:57 (eight years ago) link

just feel bad abt how everyone in the world follows our terrible politics

Presidential elections, nothing else.

― A Fifth Beatle Dies (Tom D.), Thursday, 10 March 2016 10:49 (eight years ago) link

Helps if a clown like Trump is running, of course.

― A Fifth Beatle Dies (Tom D.), Thursday, 10 March 2016 10:50 (eight years ago) link

who?

Queen of Denmark, mother of Hamlet IIRC.

― Tuomas, Thursday, 10 March 2016 11:06 (eight years ago) link

Boom

― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Thursday, 10 March 2016 11:18 (eight years ago) link

@DennisThePerrin
Being a Hillary apologist these days is a form of performance art.

― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, March 15, 2016 1:38 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

@ManTheAlive
Being Dennis Perrin these days is a form of performance fart.

― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Tuesday, March 15, 2016 1:42 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― how's life, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 17:48 (eight years ago) link

wow zingmeter hits a new low

― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 17:58 (eight years ago) link

@DennisThePerrin zings himself.

― how's life, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 18:01 (eight years ago) link

you're a mod, can't you just unlock one of the 1p3 fart threads if you want to make fart jokes?

― sarahell, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 21:04 (eight years ago) link

I have no right to hate, but I'll note once again that the fart/art pun is the lowest form abused by art departments everywhere. at least twice as bad as the already horrible e(art)h.

― Toof Seteltha (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 21:11 (eight years ago) link

did someone say fart

― a (waterface), Thursday, 17 March 2016 15:11 (eight years ago) link

get a new joke

― Mr. Que, Sunday, September 11, 2011 3:53 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― anglos with derpy phasis (wins), Thursday, 17 March 2016 15:55 (eight years ago) link

fuckshit

― a (waterface), Thursday, 17 March 2016 19:16 (eight years ago) link

Also

trenchant social commentary 2

― a (waterface), Thursday, 17 March 2016 19:17 (eight years ago) link

...burn?

― Neanderthal, Thursday, 17 March 2016 19:48 (eight years ago) link

waterface you have to recognize the burn before you can recover from it

― Treeship, Thursday, 17 March 2016 20:00 (eight years ago) link

Feel like posting random examples of shitposting as riposte has established ilx precedent but if you limit yourself to "search for threads started by" you're not gonna come up with the goods

― anglos with derpy phasis (wins), Thursday, 17 March 2016 20:15 (eight years ago) link

that's not what i meant

― a (waterface), Thursday, 17 March 2016 20:25 (eight years ago) link

wtf "a new joke" is the name of my dog!!!

― sarahell, Friday, 18 March 2016 15:53 (eight years ago) link

Full name: episode iv

― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Friday, 18 March 2016 16:01 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/04/21/us/women-settle-11-million-lawsuit-with-napa-valley-wine-train.html

Ms. Johnson said that the book club was looking forward to returning to normal. She said the group meets on the fourth Sunday of every month and plans a yearly visit to Napa Valley. Another jaunt on the wine train is not in the works, however.

“I think we’re going to stick to limousines as our designated driver,” Ms. Johnson said.

― ulysses, Thursday, 21 April 2016 14:44 (eight years ago) link

Yeah, let's recap: The idea that Hillary has been helped in her career by her gender is complete horseshit. If anything, Sanders would never have pulled off his narrow upsets without the sexist vote.

Always good to repeat that every now and then.

― Frederik B, Saturday, April 30, 2016 7:27 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I can tell it feels good to you

― ejemplo (crüt), Saturday, April 30, 2016 7:28 AM

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 30 April 2016 13:04 (eight years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Just rewatched Hoop Dreams last week. (I was thinking of showing it to my grade 6 class--once I got up to the fifth or sixth thing I was going to need to mute, I abandoned the idea.)

I can see the comparison. Love both films.

― clemenza, Friday, May 27, 2016 11:36 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Arthur's mom getting her nursing certification = Mason's mom going back to school. Films very much about motherhood, too (and fatherhood, though not as much).

― clemenza, Friday, May 27, 2016 11:39 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the wrong one won the oscar.

― StillAdvance, Friday, May 27, 2016 11:52 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yes, Hoop Dreams was robbed of the Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role Oscar 20-odd years ago.

― CRANK IT YA FILTHY BISM! (jed_), Friday, May 27, 2016 4:22 PM (12 minutes ago

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 27 May 2016 20:35 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

This one is taking his first steps here. He's got a great haircut. I smiled at the little sh1t

― calstars, Friday, June 24, 2016 5:38 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

...

omg google for "shit" and find calstars

― Neanderthal, Saturday, June 25, 2016 6:49 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

other way round tbh

― oh, amazonaws (wins), Saturday, June 25, 2016 7:36 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Immediate Follower (NA), Wednesday, 29 June 2016 19:54 (eight years ago) link

i very, very nearly posted that exact exchange here but actually it works better neanderthal's way around. valiant effort tho on wins' part

― imago, Wednesday, 29 June 2016 19:56 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

And also, obviously, the historical details which amplify the fantasy (which I have a lot more to say about, stay tuned)

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, August 14, 2016 12:47 PM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*remove bookmark from thread*

― pokemon go speed run (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, August 14, 2016 6:44 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Sharia Laws and Lambchop (The Yellow Kid), Monday, 15 August 2016 02:17 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

what's the opposite of a zing

― the devastation is very important to me (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, September 29, 2016 11:26 AM (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a Morbs post

― A bear made of Tetris blocks (stevie), Thursday, September 29, 2016 11:30 AM

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 29 September 2016 15:34 (eight years ago) link

why do the most weaksauce zings ever make it here if morbs is the target

i copped a stunner on the gilmore girls thread yesterday and not a peep, yall lost your touch

― imago, Thursday, 29 September 2016 16:22 (eight years ago) link

are you alerting us to when people zing you now

― dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Thursday, 29 September 2016 16:33 (eight years ago) link

i find zings not so important once youve grown pubic hair

― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 September 2016 16:33 (eight years ago) link

or regrown it after getting singed

― dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Thursday, 29 September 2016 16:35 (eight years ago) link

my so-called friends just find my being poked by c***s hilaaarious it seems, imago

or theyre just gay

― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 September 2016 16:36 (eight years ago) link

TBF, getting poked by a c*** is a fairly noteworthy event.

― I Still Don't Regret My Crazy Town Neck Tat, and Here's Why (Old Lunch), Thursday, 29 September 2016 16:47 (eight years ago) link

i copped a stunner on the gilmore girls thread yesterday and not a peep, yall lost your touch

can we go back to this for a second

*lol*

okay I'm done, continue

― ¶ (DJP), Thursday, 29 September 2016 17:07 (eight years ago) link

new board description? why yes i think so.

― savvinesslessness (map), Thursday, 29 September 2016 17:14 (eight years ago) link

i copped a stunner on the gilmore girls thread

Gorblimey, would you Adam and Eve it, guv'nor?

― (SNIFFING AND INDISTINCT SOBBING) (Tom D.), Thursday, 29 September 2016 17:16 (eight years ago) link

yo is it true imago copped a stunner on the gilmore girls thread

― Mädchester Amick (wins), Thursday, 29 September 2016 17:21 (eight years ago) link

took me a second but i realized louis was talking about being zinged not dishing a hot one out

tt is watching all gilmore girls ever and i keep overhearing/seeing it and basically at this point i want rory to suffer some sort of great misfortune, she really is the most irritating privileged little shit in the history of television, why does she even exist and why do people keep doing nice things for her, the show is completely ruined by her character

― imago, Wednesday, September 28, 2016 4:22 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

YOU'RE completely ruined by your character

― j., Wednesday, September 28, 2016 5:28 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― lag∞n, Thursday, 29 September 2016 17:34 (eight years ago) link

lol

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 29 September 2016 17:37 (eight years ago) link

x2

― (SNIFFING AND INDISTINCT SOBBING) (Tom D.), Thursday, 29 September 2016 17:42 (eight years ago) link

wasn't going to go near copped a stunner because I wasn't sure if it was meant to be cool slang, a reference to shitting in a houseplant, or something about fucking inanimate objects

― dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Thursday, 29 September 2016 17:57 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj7sEMjmivs

― nomar, Thursday, 29 September 2016 18:03 (eight years ago) link

nice

― dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Thursday, 29 September 2016 18:09 (eight years ago) link

a reference to shitting in a houseplant

I'm now wondering how many of us had this exact same nightmare scenario flash through their thoughts

― ¶ (DJP), Thursday, 29 September 2016 18:10 (eight years ago) link

could have said 'copped a blinder' for maximum britishes-lj-annoys-and-delights-ilx nostalgia

― imago, Thursday, 29 September 2016 18:11 (eight years ago) link

bantz m8

― lag∞n, Thursday, 29 September 2016 18:12 (eight years ago) link

blimey

― savvinesslessness (map), Thursday, 29 September 2016 18:14 (eight years ago) link

never shat in a houseplant though

― imago, Thursday, 29 September 2016 18:14 (eight years ago) link

That's what they all say.

― (SNIFFING AND INDISTINCT SOBBING) (Tom D.), Thursday, 29 September 2016 18:15 (eight years ago) link

wait what

― dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Thursday, 29 September 2016 18:16 (eight years ago) link

so you... oh wait... yeah

I'd actually forgotten

― dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Thursday, 29 September 2016 18:16 (eight years ago) link

IIRC biting into a madeline supplanted shitting in a houseplant in Proust's second draft.

― I Still Don't Regret My Crazy Town Neck Tat, and Here's Why (Old Lunch), Thursday, 29 September 2016 18:17 (eight years ago) link

ok lol

― savvinesslessness (map), Thursday, 29 September 2016 18:19 (eight years ago) link

i copped a stunner on the gilmore girls thread yesterday and not a peep, yall lost your touch

― imago, Thursday, September 29, 2016 9:22 AM (four hours ago)

maybe after 10 years we're all collectively bored at how easy a target you continue to be.

― sarahell, Thursday, 29 September 2016 20:46 (eight years ago) link

sorry still dying at "copped a stunner"

― dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Thursday, 29 September 2016 20:49 (eight years ago) link

s'ok, it's your sexyhorsepics (at least once a week at work, sexyhorsepics pops into my head, often at a work meeting and it would just require too much explanation)

― sarahell, Thursday, 29 September 2016 20:50 (eight years ago) link

if that makes you laugh as much as I just laughed, I have done my bit in life

― dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Thursday, 29 September 2016 20:51 (eight years ago) link

...

― dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Thursday, 29 September 2016 20:52 (eight years ago) link

it is fortunate that the Kentucky Derby does not come up very often in my line of work

― sarahell, Thursday, 29 September 2016 20:53 (eight years ago) link

I got a facebook invite sometime in the last couple years for a burlesque show, opened the event, and it had a picture of someone doing a burlesque routine wearing one of those horse masks

shook my head slowly and closed the page

― dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Thursday, 29 September 2016 20:55 (eight years ago) link

my so-called friends just find my being poked by c***s hilaaarious it seems, imago

or theyre just gay

― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Thursday, September 29, 2016

both!

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 29 September 2016 21:06 (eight years ago) link

lol I am still trying to figure out what the asterisks are hiding

― dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Thursday, 29 September 2016 21:07 (eight years ago) link

cocks? cunts? carps? craps? curds?

― dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Thursday, 29 September 2016 21:08 (eight years ago) link

on the facebook today, i saw a dead horse face-mask on a burlesque ad

― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 29 September 2016 21:16 (eight years ago) link

a lil voice inside your head said
don't look back you can never look back

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 29 September 2016 21:17 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cy23-SffwtU

― i bill everything i duck (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 29 September 2016 21:18 (eight years ago) link

Jon not Jon: Yes, on RYM at least I can filter the majority of these well-worn records out. Else, it just looks like every other list of albums since ever.
― pen pineapple apple pen (Turrican), Wednesday, October 5, 2016 4:32 PM (eleven minutes ago)

i think, uh, jon was referring to the social aspect of this thread/board, something that we all understand might be difficult for you to grasp
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 5 October 2016 20:46 (thirty-three minutes ago) Permalink

― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 22:49 (eight years ago) link

hahaha

― brimstead, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 22:51 (eight years ago) link

being zinged by k3vin k is like a double zing

― sarahell, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 22:51 (eight years ago) link

😯

― savvinesslessness (map), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 22:59 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Lol, if Valenti isn't mentioned as someone being on the call, then none of the people you just mentioned perhaps wasn't on the call either, and the whole story falls apart...

...

kinda surprised you weren't mentioned as being on the call

― mookieproof, Friday, 21 October 2016 22:38 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― nom de grrrrr (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 22 October 2016 15:53 (eight years ago) link

...Lol, if Valenti isn't mentioned as someone being on the call, then none of the people you just mentioned perhaps wasn't on the call either, and the whole story falls apart...

― Frederik B, Friday, 21 October 2016 22:29 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

...

kinda surprised you weren't mentioned as being on the call

― mookieproof, Friday, 21 October 2016 22:38 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― nom de grrrrr (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 22 October 2016 15:54 (eight years ago) link

sorry, misedited the first go

― nom de grrrrr (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 22 October 2016 15:54 (eight years ago) link

zings fall apart

― Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 22 October 2016 17:13 (eight years ago) link

this on the other hand:

Kevin K's Dick Moves (2008)
Kevin K's Dick Moves in Mysterious Ways (2009)
Kevin K's Dick 2: Lapdog of the Goon Crew (2010)
Kevin K's Dick: The Hardman Years (2011)
Kevin K's Dick: Getting Bored of Making Jokes about this (2016)

― sarahell, Saturday, October 29, 2016 2:09 PM (ten minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

can someone else, preferably a male, do this cat lady a favor and give her the attention she's clearly sorely missing in her real life

― k3vin k., Saturday, 29 October 2016 18:29 (eight years ago) link

https://cdn3.iconfinder.com/data/icons/arrows-26/512/Arrows_arrow_out_of_box-512.png

― nom de grrrrr (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 29 October 2016 18:34 (eight years ago) link

where's the zing

― brimstead, Saturday, 29 October 2016 19:47 (eight years ago) link

can someone else, preferably a male, do this cat lady a favor and give her the attention she's clearly sorely missing in her real life

― k3vin k., Saturday, October 29, 2016 2:29 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark

wottice dis

― 龜, Saturday, 29 October 2016 20:55 (eight years ago) link

yeah, what the hell man; that was a really shitty thing to say about or toward anyone

― the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Saturday, 29 October 2016 23:07 (eight years ago) link

looks like kev isn't a dick after all, egg on yr face sarahel

― ogmor, Sunday, 30 October 2016 02:00 (eight years ago) link

wtf kev

― jason waterfalls (gbx), Monday, 31 October 2016 02:40 (eight years ago) link

jfc

― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 31 October 2016 03:56 (eight years ago) link

gtfoh guys. sarah has been targeting me with zings for years now. she's a big girl, she'll be alright.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=clap%20back

― k3vin k., Monday, 31 October 2016 04:04 (eight years ago) link

"she's a big girl" not exactly convincing me that the garbage sexist "cat lady" comment was somehow less shitty in context

― DOCTOR CAISNO, BYCREATIVELABBUS (Doctor Casino), Monday, 31 October 2016 04:14 (eight years ago) link

I hit the FP and moved on, is that too much to ask?

― El Tomboto, Monday, 31 October 2016 04:25 (eight years ago) link

that and me and 49 more

― alomar lines, Monday, 31 October 2016 04:42 (eight years ago) link

"targeting me" lol

― alomar lines, Monday, 31 October 2016 04:43 (eight years ago) link

Our conversation was short and sweet
It nearly swept me off my feet
And I'm back in the rain, oh
And you are on dry land
You made it there somehow
You're a big girl now

― salthigh, Monday, 31 October 2016 04:52 (eight years ago) link

I hit the FP and moved on, is that too much to ask?

― El Tomboto, Monday, October 31, 2016 12:25 AM (thirty-one minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Aren't you the originator of the ILX cat-lady, secret templed rooms of London zing?

― soma's little yelpers (lion in winter), Monday, 31 October 2016 04:58 (eight years ago) link

I thought you'd never ask

― El Tomboto, Monday, 31 October 2016 05:02 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

every ilx thread but each time you write the word "bee" you close the thread faster

― 6 god none the richer (m bison), Monday, December 19, 2016 3:08 PM (thirty-nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

write read

― Rock Wokeman (Noodle Vague), Monday, December 19, 2016 3:32 PM (fifteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

y'all even open the acclaimed music threads?

― sarahell, Monday, December 19, 2016 3:41 PM (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 19 December 2016 20:48 (eight years ago) link

wait I still don't know which old shitty post liw was on about

― a Warren Beatty film about Earth (El Tomboto), Monday, 19 December 2016 21:02 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

I tried to listen to this, and the sound is okay, but there's way too much casual sexism in this song for me to like it. I guess I've become old, because when I was young I still tried to compartmentalise lyrics like this and still listened to them, but nowadays I'm just like, fuck it, my time is limited, I'd rather waste it listening to rap music that's not overtly sexist.

― Tuomas, Wednesday, January 25, 2017 3:46 PM (fifty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

there was too many casual sexism in your posts upthread for me to like them either

― dyl, Wednesday, January 25, 2017 3:49 PM (forty-seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― marcos, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 21:56 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

There was a Danish news-parody show that once had an interview with a young guy from the populist right, who'd started a group protesting left-wing bias in the media. The first question was 'Can you tell me about your new group, you right-wing asshole?'

― Frederik B, Tuesday, November 22, 2016 4:07 PM (two months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Not for nothing are Danes known worldwide as the kings of comedy.

― and this section is called boner (Phil D.), Tuesday, November 22, 2016 4:11 PM (two months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Dysphagia Nutrition Solutions (stevie), Monday, 20 February 2017 16:54 (seven years ago) link

lmao

― lag∞n, Monday, 20 February 2017 18:47 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

also if you're going to post wikipedia screenshots it's a good idea to clear your history and cache, so you don't put on display what you didn't bother to click through

― a self-reinforcing downward spiral of male-centric indie (katherine), Thursday, March 23, 2017

― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 23 March 2017 01:30 (seven years ago) link

...

― flopson, Thursday, 23 March 2017 02:01 (seven years ago) link

i'd call faster melting of the icecaps a result

― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Saturday, April 1, 2017 11:56 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

That tends to happen each spring no matter who the president is, though.

― Frederik B, Saturday, April 1, 2017 12:10 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah that's how you were freed from that glacier

― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Saturday, April 1, 2017 12:27 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Neanderthal, Saturday, 1 April 2017 17:16 (seven years ago) link

ice cold

― flopson, Saturday, 1 April 2017 17:19 (seven years ago) link

glacial

― k3vin k., Saturday, 1 April 2017 17:21 (seven years ago) link

holy shit fred b is captain america?

― tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 1 April 2017 18:38 (seven years ago) link

Cap'n Save-a-Merica

― Django Chutney (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 1 April 2017 18:38 (seven years ago) link

:-)

― Bill Teeters (Tom D.), Saturday, 1 April 2017 19:08 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

tl;dr: Philosophers should shut the fuck up from time to time, when they don't know what they're talking about.

― Frederik B, Wednesday, May 3, 2017 3:32 AM (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well that's never stopped you has it

― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, May 3, 2017 3:48 AM

― HONOR THE FYRE (sleeve), Wednesday, 3 May 2017 13:54 (seven years ago) link

What Do Stupid People Talk About?

guys you are discussing your sat scores on the internet

― horseshoe, Wednesday, May 3, 2017 2:57 PM

answer to thread title

― your cognitive privilege (El Tomboto), Wednesday, May 3, 2017 3:08 PM

― scott seward, Wednesday, 3 May 2017 16:48 (seven years ago) link

(it should be noted that was a self-inflicted zing AND thread-wide zing. the holy grail for zingers.)

― scott seward, Wednesday, 3 May 2017 16:50 (seven years ago) link

1330 is a fairly mediocre score, is it not?

― sarahell, Wednesday, May 3, 2017 7:25 AM (seven hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^ this is such a classic sarahel "I'll just put this here" post

― Jay Elettronica Viva (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 3 May 2017 18:36 (seven years ago) link

I did applaud that

― Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Wednesday, 3 May 2017 18:54 (seven years ago) link

i've done my share of faux naïf trolling over the years. i wouldn't dare judge. sometimes it just leaps out of the keyboard. there was an epic response from the person with that score though with a lot of juggling of ancient testing figures found on google. so, mission accomplished.

― scott seward, Wednesday, 3 May 2017 18:57 (seven years ago) link

I removed my bookmark and walked away but I really need to go back for that one

― a landlocked exclave (mh), Wednesday, 3 May 2017 19:19 (seven years ago) link

is it really a zing if everyone who was zinged comes on here and is like "heh heh yeah you got me (shrug)"

― na (NA), Wednesday, 3 May 2017 19:54 (seven years ago) link

That thread is so bad

― in a soylent whey (wins), Wednesday, 3 May 2017 19:55 (seven years ago) link

Like even after the first person to come in and call out ppl comparing hi scores, nobody snaps out of it

― in a soylent whey (wins), Wednesday, 3 May 2017 19:56 (seven years ago) link

i'm not gonna justify anything i wrote but i sure as hell never posted scores

― a landlocked exclave (mh), Wednesday, 3 May 2017 19:57 (seven years ago) link

that thread is like

https://i.makeagif.com/media/9-23-2015/Luwf1s.gif

― nomar, Wednesday, 3 May 2017 20:00 (seven years ago) link

I wanted to talk about how much tail I got in HS but figured that'd be gauche (NB, did not get tail in HS).

― Jigsaw Pizzle (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 May 2017 20:02 (seven years ago) link

i don't think i ever read jess's original thread. figured it was just a dumb people be trippin' thing. compulsive score talk is just ilx brain squad par for course. those lovable dweebs.

― scott seward, Wednesday, 3 May 2017 20:04 (seven years ago) link

i'm all in favor of a "you must be this tall must have above this SAT score to post on ilx" requirement

the number will be... 1331

― a landlocked exclave (mh), Wednesday, 3 May 2017 20:04 (seven years ago) link

i went to the prom with this girl i didn't know and embarrassed her beyond belief by getting really drunk and doing coke all night and then going to a party and doing coke and drinking until 6 in the morning and then my friends drove me to danbury high school to take my SAT. i didn't do so hot. i suck at tests though. and math. i did good on the part about words though.

― scott seward, Wednesday, 3 May 2017 20:10 (seven years ago) link

you lost me at "went to the prom"

― a landlocked exclave (mh), Wednesday, 3 May 2017 20:12 (seven years ago) link

we went to this girl's house and her parents took our picture and i saw the picture later and they had colored in my shoes with magic marker to make them look black. they were a very polite Indian family who had no idea how fucked up i was. she was nice too. still feel bad about that....

― scott seward, Wednesday, 3 May 2017 20:14 (seven years ago) link

my tie kinda fell down...

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2334/2128991121_39c3e10ba0_b.jpg

― scott seward, Wednesday, 3 May 2017 20:16 (seven years ago) link

that such a worthless thread ultimately brought us to this wonderful destination... makes me feel like making some inspirational memes

― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 3 May 2017 21:01 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhyhP_5VfKM

― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 3 May 2017 21:13 (seven years ago) link

xp to Lauren--Because on my way to places that aren't in any way close enough to walk or bike to, I often have to run errands and stop at the post office, bank, library, etc, and buckling and unbuckling every time I have to jump out if the car to mail a letter seems tedious and unnecessary

― Wimmels, Thursday, 4 May 2017 19:09 (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what makes you think you don't deserve a tedious life

― ogmor, Thursday, 4 May 2017 19:22 (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― imago, Saturday, 6 May 2017 14:04 (seven years ago) link

absolutely brutal, gladiator stuff, the crowd salutes

― spud called maris (darraghmac), Saturday, 6 May 2017 14:05 (seven years ago) link

four months pass...

I'm always curious what hair was split when an Adam bruneau ends up here instead of in the needle drop comments section

― Listen to my homeboy Fantano (D-40), Wednesday, October 4, 2017 11:21 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― marcos, Thursday, 5 October 2017 15:26 (seven years ago) link

was gonna post that one lol

― Spottie, Thursday, 5 October 2017 16:14 (seven years ago) link

http://37.media.tumblr.com/d6f35ec785eaa1957daf60a951e3bf02/tumblr_n6fpe2Z1281s8uzeno3_250.gif

― flopson, Thursday, 5 October 2017 18:37 (seven years ago) link

three months pass...

Haven’t watched this in a long time but what i have recently started watching again is ren and stimpy

Only into episode 5 of the first season
― infinity (∞), Sunday, 14 January 2018 23:59 (yesterday) Permalink

Cool go to that thread
― Men's Scarehouse - "You're gonna like the way you're shook." (m bison), Monday, 15 January 2018 00:34 (one hour ago) Permalink

not even a gr8 zing but why is this thread so dead

― trife's rich padgett (rip van wanko), Monday, 15 January 2018 01:55 (six years ago) link

Cuz ilx doesn’t have a sense of humour anymore

― infinity (∞), Monday, 15 January 2018 02:07 (six years ago) link

all zing energy devoted to zinging the donald

― #TeamHailing (imago), Monday, 15 January 2018 02:08 (six years ago) link

^ lowest hanging fruit

― infinity (∞), Monday, 15 January 2018 02:16 (six years ago) link

eww

― trife's rich padgett (rip van wanko), Monday, 15 January 2018 03:55 (six years ago) link

today was going so well

― jmm, Wednesday, January 17, 2018 12:49 PM

no it wasn't

― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, January 17, 2018 12:50 PM

Yes, it was. You only posted twice.

― Tarr Yang Preminger Argento Carpenter (Eric H.), Wednesday, January 17, 2018 12:51 PM

― WilliamC, Wednesday, 17 January 2018 18:59 (six years ago) link

Nice.

― Whiney Houston (Tom D.), Wednesday, 17 January 2018 21:25 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Taking nothing away from the people involved in making this happen, which I'm sure has been mind-bendingly complex, but watching that video I've never before seen so clearly the Kubrickian link between a spaceship and a caveman getting excited over a flying bone

― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, February 6, 2018 5:42 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you're a flying bone

― the late great, Tuesday, February 6, 2018 6:02 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― how's life, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 13:22 (six years ago) link

isn't it always the same grumpy asshole with terrible taste?

― Simon H.,

somebody dig up Ernest Borgnine

― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, February 8, 2018 12:57 PM (ten minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Or Morbs.

― "Minneapolis" (barf) (Eric H.)

― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 8 February 2018 18:08 (six years ago) link

don't encourage that weak tea

― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 8 February 2018 18:23 (six years ago) link

http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/36900000/the-golden-girls-the-golden-girls-36971379-245-199.gif

― "Minneapolis" (barf) (Eric H.), Thursday, 8 February 2018 20:49 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

I don’t understand any of you people

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, March 7, 2018 4:19 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

maybe you don’t love style

― the late great, Wednesday, March 7, 2018 4:26 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― lag∞n, Thursday, 8 March 2018 00:14 (six years ago) link

unintentional zing :0(

i was trying to be nice and not bring up polka dot chuck taylors

― the late great, Thursday, 8 March 2018 16:38 (six years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UocVDjpCJA

― the late great, Thursday, 8 March 2018 16:39 (six years ago) link

i've done a lot of 'shutting up and listening' to feminist rhetoric, i can assure you it doesn't work. hasn't changed opinion #1. if anything it makes it all the more clear how little ppl care to understand men. we are not you.

― sleepingbag, Wednesday, March 7, 2018 10:58 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

also is the understood implication to permanently shut up and listen? cos that's a pretty rude and idiotic thing to say to someone

― sleepingbag, Wednesday, March 7, 2018 11:01 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

turns out sometimes shutting up is correct

― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, March 7, 2018 11:02 AM (yesterday)

― sarahell, Thursday, 8 March 2018 19:13 (six years ago) link

:D

― Right column Leftist (sunny successor), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 18:12 (six years ago) link

<3

― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 18:51 (six years ago) link

The belief that the 'majority' of the American public connects all but one element from the list (and not a 'national health plan' precisely but inchoately-expressed improvements to the existing regime) to the improvement of their 'material lives' is about the most desperate, time-wasting shit I can imagine.

― Moo Vaughn, Tuesday, March 13, 2018 8:29 PM (fifty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you and nerdstorm ought get in on a podcast together, clueless moderates much less erudite than yall are raking it in

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, March 13, 2018 5:27 PM

― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 March 2018 15:11 (six years ago) link

have to appreciate a posting style that imparts nothing on first pass other than the understanding that it's not worth trying to figure out the point being made

― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 15 March 2018 15:21 (six years ago) link

Leaden irony is the worst.

― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 March 2018 15:27 (six years ago) link

have to appreciate a posting style that imparts nothing on first pass other than the understanding that it's not worth trying to figure out the point being made

― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, March 15, 2018 10:21 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― gbx, Thursday, 15 March 2018 16:55 (six years ago) link

I was grabbing things from the fridge aisle at trader joe’s and had my headphones on, as is my want, but still definitely overheard the young woman next to me say, “he’s a muscle man” and flex. 💪💁‍♀️

― map, Friday, March 16, 2018 11:04 AM (forty-eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah well you misspelled wont, ya meathead

― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive)

― (•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 16 March 2018 15:54 (six years ago) link

this is so good

How do you fix it so it’s just uninterrupted cats all the way through pic.twitter.com/ksBYaAxdYy

— Lynn Coady (@Lynn_Coady) March 18, 2018

― map, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 00:04 (six years ago) link

Zing!!!!

― Fetchboy, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 00:44 (six years ago) link

I would argue that the fact that you don't think there's anything to talk about with a Meghan Trainor or Jason Derulo record, or that their popularity "doesn't say anything about music or society," means that you need to think harder. You're claiming that mumbly nihilistic teenage bullshit "says something about society" but the music that non-teenagers listen to doesn't, but society is not exclusively made up of teenagers. And I doubt your readership is. (I don't know where you're employed as an editor, sorry.) I would argue that writing about xxxtentacion is, in fact, the lazy choice, and that if you really wanted to spend time seriously analyzing popular culture, you'd analyze it in its uncool/off-trend/selling-but-to-the-"wrong"-people aspects.

― grawlix (unperson), Tuesday, March 27, 2018 10:27 AM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 27 March 2018 14:32 (six years ago) link

board zing

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 27 March 2018 15:59 (six years ago) link

step 2 me I'll roll u up sleepingbag
then take u camping and forget u at the campsite and never call to see if u turned up

― The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, March 25, 2018 6:37 PM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― map, Tuesday, 27 March 2018 17:45 (six years ago) link

UMS = one of the best ilxors
sleepingbag = absolutely the worst

― papa don't take no meth (stevie), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 19:08 (six years ago) link

lmao thats ace

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 27 March 2018 19:14 (six years ago) link

omg that is beautiful

― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 19:47 (six years ago) link

idgi

― Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), 30. marts 2018 15:23 (thirty-four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

We know

― Frederik B, Friday, March 30, 2018 6:57 AM (three days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― brimstead, Monday, 2 April 2018 14:41 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

"decent people," kiss my ass Ken B also yr Baseball & Jazz docs essentially sucked

― the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Monday, May 7, 2018 6:14 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

are you ever going to watch this or are you just going to haunt this thread like Jacob fkn Marley

― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, May 7, 2018 6:19 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Lou Grant, the Iranian cinema of late '70s TV (stevie), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 22:01 (six years ago) link

Ken Burns' docs DO suck though...

― Dan I., Tuesday, 8 May 2018 22:04 (six years ago) link

the new york one is awesome

that by his brother, though

― brimstead, Tuesday, 8 May 2018 22:08 (six years ago) link

Ken Burns' docs DO suck though...

― Dan I., Tuesday, May 8, 2018 6:04 PM (forty-six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ok this is my least favorite challop. Not saying they're anything special artistically but theyre well researched and hit their target, maybe except the jazz one

― rip van wanko, Tuesday, 8 May 2018 22:55 (six years ago) link

They all have their problems but are ultimately good

― we æt so many shimripl (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 23:26 (six years ago) link

They're propaganda for the supremacy of the concerns of white dads

― Dan I., Wednesday, 9 May 2018 00:23 (six years ago) link

What's his next one going to be about, classic American cars & the rise and fall of Detroit? shit is trite

― Dan I., Wednesday, 9 May 2018 00:27 (six years ago) link

everything is trite when you try to target it to an audience

― mh, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 00:30 (six years ago) link

i watched the civil war one again recently, it was absorbing and affecting, not trite imo

― the late great, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 00:31 (six years ago) link

that’s actually the only one i’ve ever seen tho, the others suck for all i know

― the late great, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 00:33 (six years ago) link

oh actually i’ve seen the roosevelts too

i liked that one!

― the late great, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 00:36 (six years ago) link

ashokan farewell, the civil war theme song, can bite my ass

― mh, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 00:37 (six years ago) link

3.17: API changes to support Zing

― stet, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 00:38 (eight seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― gneb farts (darraghmac), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 00:39 (six years ago) link

his docs are dece from an entertainment and factoid perspective, his politics and analysis are awful tho, poor history

― sprout god (lag∞n), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 03:15 (six years ago) link

the civil war and vietnam ones are particularly egregious in their apologetics for genuinely awful people/regimes

― sprout god (lag∞n), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 03:16 (six years ago) link

which is too bad! since theres not a lot of ppl out there making ten part series abt important historical events

― sprout god (lag∞n), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 03:18 (six years ago) link

politics could be worse, and i would think it could be argued that striking a more equivocal tone allows him to reach a larger audience etc

i don’t know much about historiography tho

― the late great, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 03:29 (six years ago) link

So this morning my wife and I were both teleworking and I’m upstairs and she’s downstairs. She likes her background noise when she’s not doing conference calls and so she puts on a movie that’s full of explosions and shouting (that’s all I can hear anyway) and after a little while I asked (hollering from the study) WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING? And I hear “Civil War, (garbled)” and I thought, wow, damn, I haven’t seen that series in forever, did it have cool sound effects and I forgot? So I say THE KEN BURNS THING?!? And she says CAPTAIN AMERICA CIVIL WAR and I’m like, oh.

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 03:30 (six years ago) link

I watched a couple eps of Civil War a couple years ago but I didn’t retain anything (my fault) and I really can’t in good conscience listen to a single word from the mouth of Shelby “Lost Cause” Foote

He’s an alum of my alma mater though, kind of. I don’t think he graduated.

― valorous wokelord (silby), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 03:32 (six years ago) link

politics could be worse, and i would think it could be argued that striking a more equivocal tone allows him to reach a larger audience etc

― the late great, Tuesday, May 8, 2018 11:29 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

if the politics were worse then it wldnt hit that sweet spot of appearing reasonable while seeking to humanize monstrous actors and obfuscate their awful motives in defense of american exceptionalism

― sprout god (lag∞n), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 03:38 (six years ago) link

also prob wldnt work as daddy dozing entertainment to give a full account of the brutality of our history

― sprout god (lag∞n), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 03:41 (six years ago) link

the west is a lot more frank than his other work in the depiction of how awful our policy of westward expansion was towards the indigenous peoples who lived there, pretty tough to watch compared to his other work

― sprout god (lag∞n), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 03:44 (six years ago) link

well, that’s good

i haven’t seen the vietnam one but i remember during the civil war one thinking it was good that he didn’t seem to pull any punches about slavery

― the late great, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 03:54 (six years ago) link

y'all should get in on the popular thread Ken Burns' THE VIETNAM WAR documentary, started by ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius) in september of 2017

― noel gallaghah's high flying burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 03:55 (six years ago) link

i’m not caping for ken burns here, i just personally enjoyed the civil war show and am genuinely interested in your take on it

― the late great, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 03:57 (six years ago) link

xp as a rule i avoid those threads

― the late great, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 03:57 (six years ago) link

the main crime of the civil war one was as sibly said giving time to shelby footes lost cause theory which says that the south really fought for honor and tradition and so forth and not that much for slavery, a theory which became wildly influential and which really got its first wide mainstream dissemination through that extremely popular ken burns documentary, i bought my dad* the damn coffee table companion book of it for his birthday he was so obsessed with that shit at the time

*my dad is not at all a confederate apologist but he was crazy for the series all the same

― sprout god (lag∞n), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 04:02 (six years ago) link

ultimately burns prob just believes very deeply in the mythos of american exceptionalism

Thinking about @SenJohnMcCain today and how empowering his love for our country is. So proud to call him a friend.

— Ken Burns (@KenBurns) May 6, 2018

― sprout god (lag∞n), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 04:17 (six years ago) link

sick burns

― difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 04:31 (six years ago) link

lost cause theory which says that the south really fought for honor and tradition and so forth and not that much for slavery ... really got its first wide mainstream dissemination through that extremely popular ken burns documentary

it was a pretty good documentary tho by the standards of the 1870s

― difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 04:34 (six years ago) link

i see

― the late great, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 04:38 (six years ago) link

i wouldn’t expect it to be otherwise

(low standards)

― the late great, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 04:45 (six years ago) link

can’t believe lagoon’s dad is a confederado

― mh, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 04:45 (six years ago) link

i mean dont get me wrong ive watched that shit all the way through twice at least but i also have a shameful dad history documentary habit, its cool how he lays all the events out but its just unserious and sometimes bad from an theory standpoint

― sprout god (lag∞n), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 04:46 (six years ago) link

lag∞n otm like crazy (sounds like i shd watch The West)

Burns' haircut sez a lot about him

the Baseball doc was p good about Ruth and Jackie Robinson, but it's hard to fuck that up

stevie's endless love for my being shot at is touching

― the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 04:48 (six years ago) link

haircut criticism very valid

― mh, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 04:52 (six years ago) link

the proprietor of my go-to online etymological dictionary recently started blogging for the first time, and out of nowhere what it turned out to be was a whole lot of lost cause stuff, mostly working the "but what did we lose with the imperial triumph of industrial finance capital" angle (feudalism, iirc) but sloooowly backing himself into literally arguing that democracy requires an unfree labor class to function. i was like holy shit. can't trust anyone

― difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 04:55 (six years ago) link

if he said capitalism instead of democracy he might be on to something

― mh, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 04:57 (six years ago) link

:O

― the late great, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 05:01 (six years ago) link

https://i1.wp.com/www.neh.gov/files/humanities/articles/2015_0910_webimages_31_civilwar-ken.jpg

― velko, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 05:10 (six years ago) link

stevie's endless love for my being shot at is touching

that ain't it i just love you being shot at for when you criticise things you haven't seen, it's beneath you

― Lou Grant, the Iranian cinema of late '70s TV (stevie), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 06:51 (six years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM_R1R28kLM

― Lou Grant, the Iranian cinema of late '70s TV (stevie), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 06:52 (six years ago) link

ps my dn is one of your lines Morbs and perhaps the funniest thing I've read on ilx

― Lou Grant, the Iranian cinema of late '70s TV (stevie), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 06:52 (six years ago) link

Shelby foote sucks insanely hard in civil war but otherwise its p great imo. i watched first 5 episodes of vietnam on a plane and it was insanely good and i couldn't tell what parts were apologism tho maybe that's more in the later episodes, also i'm ignorant

― flopson, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 06:54 (six years ago) link

Guys, pls quit fighting amongst yourselves over the Civil War.

― pplains, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 12:05 (six years ago) link

in vietnam the american leadership was depicted as well intentioned hard decision makers rather than the soft brained war mongers they were and the war itself was depicted as an intractable civil war rather than the imperial adventurism it was

― sprout god (lag∞n), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 12:33 (six years ago) link

The Vietnamese talking heads mitigated much of the blather from the American side. Maybe it's an example of American journalism's penchant for both-sides-do-itsm.

I have no stake in Burns' documentaries – I haven't even watched the Civil War one. Too long!

― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 12:51 (six years ago) link

wait, did we migrate the ken burns talk to the zing thread or is my web browser screwed up

― mh, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 14:13 (six years ago) link

yes

― Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 14:14 (six years ago) link

a "ken burns" is good name for a long, several part zing imo

― Tapes 'n Tapes of Osho (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 14:31 (six years ago) link

Walking zing imo:

http://www.tennesseetheatre.com/lib/image/shows/719603_tt1.jpg

― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 14:33 (six years ago) link

style provocateur

― mh, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 14:55 (six years ago) link

i will never watch baseball or jazz u cant make me, fave one was maybe prohibition? relatively minor but with lots of good infos

― sprout god (lag∞n), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 15:25 (six years ago) link

oh yeah! I learned a lot from that one (i.e. tax policy and its connection to Prohibition, Progressivism + temperance movement).

― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 15:27 (six years ago) link

yeah that one's good, the small town vs city stuff also made the whole experiment seem a lot less out of the blue

― noel gallaghah's high flying burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 15:31 (six years ago) link

I wanted a multi-part doc on Al Smith.

― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 15:32 (six years ago) link

i loved the story about how americans were all day buzzed on hard cider then when distilled spirits were adopted ppl just drank them at the same rate and were insanely drunk

― sprout god (lag∞n), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 15:36 (six years ago) link

Is your aversion to the baseball one about not trusting KB on race issues?

― rip van wanko, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 15:41 (six years ago) link

or violently disagree with his stance on the DH

― rip van wanko, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 15:43 (six years ago) link

although i like both baseball and jazz when combined with ken burns i dont think i can take that much dad culture

― sprout god (lag∞n), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 15:45 (six years ago) link

a Ken Burns doc in five parts on the cultural history of Father's Day, that's what we need imo

― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 15:46 (six years ago) link

Golf. Just imagine

― rip van wanko, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 15:47 (six years ago) link

one called fathers & sons about having a catch with yr dad imo

― sprout god (lag∞n), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 15:48 (six years ago) link

A ken burns doc about bill simmons and cousin sal just being dads

― Tapes 'n Tapes of Osho (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 17:58 (six years ago) link

hell yea

― sprout god (lag∞n), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 19:28 (six years ago) link

haha I forgot this thread was on the Noise board. Boredoms -> k.burns an eternal golden braid

― Dan I., Wednesday, 9 May 2018 20:52 (six years ago) link

in vietnam the american leadership was depicted as well intentioned hard decision makers rather than the soft brained war mongers they were and the war itself was depicted as an intractable civil war rather than the imperial adventurism it was

― sprout god (lag∞n), Wednesday, May 9, 2018 8:33 AM (nine hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nah i disagree with this. the imperial nature of the war was made plain, and there’s scenes like a year into their involvement when the American leadership essentially admit they are just staying in to keep up appearances

― flopson, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 21:52 (six years ago) link

just because theres some scenes in some of these films that tell the truth doesnt mean hes not giving equal time to various good for nothing schemers liars and dissemblers

― sprout god (lag∞n), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 22:25 (six years ago) link

true, just noting my impressions

― flopson, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 22:40 (six years ago) link

there is a point where it’s mentioned that the american strategy is doing its best at the same time mainstream commentators like Walter Cronkite were leaning into covering student protests and the casualties of the war, acknowledging that there’s an undercurrent of “how america wins” in the narrative of the doc

― mh, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 22:45 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

People take shit way too seriously.

― funzone76, Sunday, June 24, 2018 3:48 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

there's a whole world out there just begging for you to impose some fun on it. why us?

― A is for (Aimless), Sunday, June 24, 2018 4:00 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 25 June 2018 14:49 (six years ago) link

woww

― sprout god (lag∞n), Monday, 25 June 2018 17:38 (six years ago) link

good zingin aimless

― Stanley Therapy (stevie), Monday, 25 June 2018 18:30 (six years ago) link

aim most imo

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 25 June 2018 19:13 (six years ago) link

is that a very good zing

not to go at aimless its just not v zingy imo

― under a mand'rin tsar (darraghmac), Monday, 25 June 2018 19:14 (six years ago) link

there is no zing

― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 25 June 2018 19:36 (six years ago) link

wait I thought LJ was the zing police

― rehab hot (rip van wanko), Monday, 25 June 2018 19:45 (six years ago) link

he's on special assignment, only deals with zings about himself

― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 25 June 2018 19:49 (six years ago) link

ya

ive been pulled in because he's overworked

― under a mand'rin tsar (darraghmac), Monday, 25 June 2018 19:52 (six years ago) link

auditing the Spring '09 Excelsior perchance

― rehab hot (rip van wanko), Monday, 25 June 2018 19:55 (six years ago) link

lol

deems tbf writes the only excesiorable posts now

― imago, Monday, 25 June 2018 20:00 (six years ago) link

Read that as 'execrable'.

― A Frankenstein + A Dracula + A Mummy That's Been Werewolfed (Old Lunch), Monday, 25 June 2018 20:06 (six years ago) link

Either way, I agree.

― A Frankenstein + A Dracula + A Mummy That's Been Werewolfed (Old Lunch), Monday, 25 June 2018 20:07 (six years ago) link

yes otm

― under a mand'rin tsar (darraghmac), Monday, 25 June 2018 21:12 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

There doesn’t seem to be a close account option in preferences

― Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 13:08 (eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Look for “maracas.jpg”

― jeremy cmbyn (wins), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 13:09 (seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― the Joao looked at Jonny (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 12:17 (six years ago) link

Peachy.

― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 12:40 (six years ago) link

god, old ilx was good

― dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 14:36 (six years ago) link

and then i turned up

― mark s, Wednesday, 8 August 2018 14:39 (six years ago) link

harsh

apart from lamentable in sentiment but admirably uncloaked anti-hibernian tendency you're grand

― dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 14:41 (six years ago) link

Xp

And we all got turnt

🤪

― F# A# (∞), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 14:42 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

could someone send treeship that NYT profile of Mueller which explains he's compulsively thorough, by the book? it might save us 500 posts

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, September 13, 2018 6:50 PM (twelve minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what could we have sent you

― gbx, Thursday, September 13, 2018 6:51 PM (eleven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― I Don't Have Any Ears, I Am Positive (Old Lunch), Friday, 14 September 2018 00:05 (six years ago) link

poster X's underwear

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 14 September 2018 00:13 (six years ago) link

gbx direct hit damn u ok morbs

― sprout god (lag∞n), Friday, 14 September 2018 00:21 (six years ago) link

fatality.wav

― dripping in fennesz (sanskrit), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 03:19 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

no joke, this is pretty good

https://newrepublic.com/article/151603/nihilist-nation-empty-core-trump-mystique

― reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 27 October 2018 13:14 (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

are all your other posts jokes then or

― Mordy, Saturday, 27 October 2018 14:57 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― the Warnock of Clodhop Mountain (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 27 October 2018 15:26 (six years ago) link

tax returns!

― You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 27 October 2018 15:31 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

long zing drought. where dey at

― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Friday, 21 December 2018 18:20 (six years ago) link

With your mom.

― love craptually (Eric H.), Friday, 21 December 2018 18:20 (six years ago) link

god be with the days

― gabbnebulous (darraghmac), Friday, 21 December 2018 18:21 (six years ago) link

three months pass...

How far we've fallen since the '90s. You wouldn't see Justine Frischmann working at Burger King, would you?

― Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Tuesday, April 9, 2019 2:00 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

since she was born into an extremely wealthy family and went to St Pauls then architectural school, no, you probably wouldn't

― Neil S, Tuesday, April 9, 2019 2:07 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― ebro the letter (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 9 April 2019 19:54 (five years ago) link

amen.

― Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Wednesday, 10 April 2019 00:50 (five years ago) link

five months pass...

I’m wary of that initial integration with my carefully tagged local library. Last time I tried it it was a sh1tshow

― calstars, Thursday, September 19, 2019 6:56 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

google sh1tsh0w, find calstars

― now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Thursday, September 19, 2019 8:11 PM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

― cheese canopy (map), Thursday, 19 September 2019 22:54 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

it's true that friends vanish when they have babies.

i occasionally say "Seeya in 18 years!" and they think it's a joke.

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, October 9, 2019 5:13 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

this thread is making an excellent case for procreation

― na (NA), Wednesday, October 9, 2019 5:19 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

triple-x knockout

― cheese canopy (map), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 18:17 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Future biographers would have loved that shit but no dice

― treeship., Sunday, October 27, 2019 6:59 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Future biographers? As in you in 10 years?

― sarahell, Sunday, October 27, 2019 7:11 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

<3<3<3

― marcos, Monday, 28 October 2019 13:15 (five years ago) link

is it really a zing when you lob it right over the plate?

― treeship., Tuesday, 29 October 2019 00:18 (five years ago) link

a home run is a home run

― cheese canopy (map), Tuesday, 29 October 2019 00:34 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgflip.com/28ro8k.gif

― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 29 October 2019 00:58 (five years ago) link

i mean that would be autobiography so

― deems of internment (darraghmac), Tuesday, 29 October 2019 01:29 (five years ago) link

autofellatiography

― chips moomin (unregistered), Tuesday, 29 October 2019 01:39 (five years ago) link

Just kill me now

― sarahell, Tuesday, 29 October 2019 07:46 (five years ago) link

I just don't think "I signed up for a sex scene class and then the sex turned out to be really uncomfortable" is grounds for a lawsuit or the same thing as a producer raping an actress in a hotel room. It's gross and stupid but also really predictable.

― Οὖτις, Thursday, October 31, 2019 5:58 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

Shakey I know you have a shtick but you're being dense

― president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Thursday, October 31, 2019 6:06 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

https://i.imgflip.com/3ewkfm.jpg

― The Mandymoorian (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, October 31, 2019 6:14 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 31 October 2019 18:26 (five years ago) link

worth the effort

― na (NA), Thursday, 31 October 2019 19:31 (five years ago) link

lol

― flopson, Thursday, 31 October 2019 19:43 (five years ago) link

solid effort tbh

― non-euclidean lenin (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 31 October 2019 20:07 (five years ago) link

crying at NA dunking on Morbs. the whiney thing is pretty amazing too.

― dripping in fennesz (sanskrit), Sunday, 10 November 2019 23:48 (five years ago) link

sorry if this ruins it but that comment wasn't targeting morbs specifically, it really was a broad comment directed at 80% of the people posting in that thread that just happened to come after a morbs post

― na (NA), Monday, 11 November 2019 15:20 (five years ago) link

Flag post

― temporarily embarrassed thousandaire (Eric H.), Monday, 11 November 2019 15:28 (five years ago) link

from a Dungeons and Dragons thread:

Oh the flashbacks this all causes...

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, October 12, 2010 8:14 PM (nine years ago) bookmarkflaglink

from last night?

― scott seward, Tuesday, October 12, 2010 8:15 PM (nine years ago) bookmarkflaglink

― cryborg (rip van wanko), Thursday, 14 November 2019 13:22 (five years ago) link

Nice wholesome zings.

― pplains, Thursday, 14 November 2019 14:33 (five years ago) link

nerd raggett

― imago, Thursday, 14 November 2019 14:35 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

(whether it's an accurate take or not) it seemed extremely gauche for the guy who inserted himself into Biggie songs to then monetize Biggie's death. and then to do that while ripping off (there's sampling, and then there's ripping off) a very well-known hit, his seemingly only contribution being his limp, emotionless vocals...was a bridge to far for most.

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, December 23, 2019 4:52 PM bookmarkflaglink

It’s kind of sad with you around

― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, December 23, 2019 5:15 PM bookmarkflaglink

― Bublé in the changer, I wish I was dead (Neanderthal), Monday, 23 December 2019 22:19 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

"And there is truth to scruton’s critique of modernism."

there is truth to your mom as well

― calzino, Thursday, February 6, 2020 6:45 PM

― mookieproof, Friday, 7 February 2020 00:06 (four years ago) link

otm

― i am a horse girl (map), Friday, 7 February 2020 00:21 (four years ago) link

This is out of context

― treeship., Friday, 7 February 2020 00:32 (four years ago) link

https://i.ibb.co/VBQsxtp/1464251838-open-goal-MAIN.jpg
upload images

― ill fuckin put a paste on those (Neanderthal), Friday, 7 February 2020 00:37 (four years ago) link

two months pass...

from the "let's write some lyrics in the style of CRASS thread":

(verse)
I can freeze an I cube and make a cup of tea
I can walk around the block and I can squash a flea
I can fall down on the stairs and break my f_ing knee
And everyone's a clueless c-nt except for f-ing ME!
(chorus)
Yes you are, yes you are
Cos you drive a f-ing car!
You are part of the machine
Choking us with gasoline!

― rattusnorvegicus (ratty!!), Friday, September 8, 2006 1:48 AM bookmarkflaglink

yeah, that sucked.
― GOD PUNCH TO HAWKWIND (yournullfame), Friday, September 8, 2006 2:05 AM bookmarkflaglink

― Bo Johnson Coviddied (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 April 2020 04:22 (four years ago) link

sorry, September 8 2006 was a bad day for me

― Corduroy Stridulations (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 9 April 2020 06:29 (four years ago) link

Always remember

― Bo Johnson Coviddied (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 April 2020 17:17 (four years ago) link

three months pass...

You don't need to bother with Departed, really. It's pretty much a comically overblown genre exercise that bores more than it amuses.

― Frederik B, Sunday, January 22, 2017 9:18 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

much like Fred

― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Sunday, January 22, 2017 9:35 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Ariana Grindr (rip van wanko), Monday, 3 August 2020 00:42 (four years ago) link

get em

― lag∞n, Monday, 3 August 2020 12:59 (four years ago) link

zing apparently a dish best served three and a half years late when the zingee has left the board

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 3 August 2020 15:33 (four years ago) link

Chef's kiss

Yep

― À la recherche du scamps perdu (Noodle Vague), Monday, 3 August 2020 16:07 (four years ago) link

xp - I'm the guy that appreciates a good zing when I see one, you must be the other guy.

― sarahell, Monday, 3 August 2020 16:31 (four years ago) link

https://www.metmuseum.org/art/collection/search/26884

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 3 August 2020 16:33 (four years ago) link

Remember when Carter opened up Tutankhamen's tomb and discovered the earliest recorded zing

― À la recherche du scamps perdu (Noodle Vague), Monday, 3 August 2020 16:37 (four years ago) link

500 year old dril tweet

― Fetchboy, Monday, 3 August 2020 19:11 (four years ago) link

stet, your comparison made perfect sense. this is a moral panic.

― treeship., Monday, August 10, 2020 9:29 PM (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Oh go and save an orphanage, Mr Goody Two Shoes.

― Young Boys of Bernie (Tom D.), Monday, August 10, 2020 9:31 PM (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Monday, 10 August 2020 20:37 (four years ago) link

i noticed an obscure bug today.

1) click through to a youtube link
2) start watching the video in the in-app browser
3) put the video full-screen
4) rotate your phone so that it's horizontal

zing quits.

i bet most people's youtube opens in the youtube app tho. i think mine doesn't because i don't have a google account.

― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 10 August 2020 20:46 (four years ago) link

sounds like you're being .....
....
..

zinged

by zing

― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Monday, 10 August 2020 20:48 (four years ago) link

😎 YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 10 August 2020 21:06 (four years ago) link

two months pass...

Guinness is bad. It's like a version of a thing for people who think they like that thing but don't really know what that thing is because all they can ever find is that thing they think is the thing. Like Budweiser.

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, October 16, 2020 10:32 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Oooh tell me more Professor Beer on second thought eat my room temperature ass

Bragging about being as beer snob in 2020 is so lame it's incredible

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, October 17, 2020 8:33 AM bookmarkflaglink

― Dinglebarista (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 October 2020 12:53 (four years ago) link

stealing for dn - classic

― eat my room temperature ass (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 October 2020 12:54 (four years ago) link

four months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/owc9MiN.png
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, March 16, 2021 2:50 PM (twenty-five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

― bruce spr!ngisH3r3 (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 19:17 (three years ago) link

the best

― treeship., Tuesday, 16 March 2021 22:30 (three years ago) link

looool

― imago, Tuesday, 16 March 2021 22:35 (three years ago) link

for real the grammies are fucking awful tho

― imago, Tuesday, 16 March 2021 22:39 (three years ago) link

the idea of the grammys is to be lame. there needs to be a shitty, soulless corporate mainstream, otherwise there is nothing one can define oneself against.

― treeship., Tuesday, 16 March 2021 22:51 (three years ago) link

sometimes you guys just sound like a bunch of jagaloons

― treeship., Tuesday, 16 March 2021 22:52 (three years ago) link

when i was like eight and my dad got his first grammy nomination, the academy sent him two big rolls of 2 inch by 2 inch stickers with "GRAMMY NOMINATED" and then the statuette image that he was meant to stick on the LPs before selling them and he only got through most of one roll. I used to go to Sam Goody and put them on WASP and Too Short albums before such a thing seemed conceivable.

― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 23:16 (three years ago) link

I want to hear more about this.

― Cocteau Twinks (jed_), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 00:19 (three years ago) link

oof, brutal zing, jed. too far, honestly.

― treeship., Wednesday, 17 March 2021 00:20 (three years ago) link

I am drunk and confused.

― Cocteau Twinks (jed_), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 00:24 (three years ago) link

i do too! What did your dad win the Grammy for, forks?

― incredible pant century (stevie), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 09:53 (three years ago) link

he didn't!

― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 14:24 (three years ago) link

make me a mod, i will bring back righteous comedy modding

― imago, Monday, March 22, 2021 7:29 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

So you've now taken to two threads to whine about one thread. Cool

― "Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Monday, March 22, 2021 7:45 AM (forty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

So you've now taken to two threads to whine about one thread. Cool

Not sure you’re the person to comment on repetition being annoying tbf
― Scamp Granada (gyac), Monday, March 22, 2021 8:17 AM (fifteen minutes ago)

― sarahell, Monday, 22 March 2021 15:34 (three years ago) link

https://res.cloudinary.com/teepublic/image/private/s--7XWeuyA1--/t_Resized%20Artwork/c_fit,g_north_west,h_1054,w_1054/co_ffffff,e_outline:53/co_ffffff,e_outline:inner_fill:53/co_bbbbbb,e_outline:3:1000/c_mpad,g_center,h_1260,w_1260/b_rgb:eeeeee/c_limit,f_auto,h_630,q_90,w_630/v1502905273/production/designs/1826195_1.jpg

― anecdotal certainly but not nothing (stevie), Monday, 22 March 2021 18:09 (three years ago) link

Good lord, I don't think I've ever seen this thread but a lot of the original posts reek of "don't you dare peg me as someone that reads Pitchfork! I listen to 67% shitty popular radio music along with my 33% canonical indie rock". Do people actually start becoming themselves further down or does it continue on like that up until the present day?

― zacata, Monday, March 22, 2021 1:12 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

why don’t you just post your own 11 favourite songs of the moment, fuck

― Blick, Bils & Blinky • Let's Skip The Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Monday, March 22, 2021 1:21 PM (one hour ago)

― rob, Monday, 22 March 2021 18:37 (three years ago) link

first of all, how do you even get those percentages from 11

― k3vin k., Tuesday, 23 March 2021 18:34 (three years ago) link

shitty popular radio music / canonical indie rock is a continuum

― intrusive dobro, shoeless guest (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 23 March 2021 18:46 (three years ago) link

four months pass...

I'm thinking the pressure on professional journalistic 'pundits' to tweet incessantly eventually results in their babbling incoherent nonsense just to fill their daily tweet quota.

― it is to laugh, like so, ha! (Aimless), Sunday, August 22, 2021 6:39 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

lol what’s your excuse

― Tracer Hand, Sunday, August 22, 2021 6:40 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Sunday, 22 August 2021 23:11 (three years ago) link

i'd guess aimlessness

― "Rocky Top" and "Funky Bitch" are songs I never look forward to (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 22 August 2021 23:53 (three years ago) link

five months pass...

Saw something about fiftieth anniversary of the premiere of Solaris.

― Ferryboat Bill Jr. (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, February 9, 2022 1:44 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

I'll have to drive aimlessly on the freeway for 50 minutes in commemoration.

― Halfway there but for you, Wednesday, February 9, 2022 3:09 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Wednesday, 9 February 2022 18:00 (two years ago) link

username works well as the next sentence too

― nxd, Wednesday, 9 February 2022 18:06 (two years ago) link

the username of the person who posted it here fits as well

― imago, Wednesday, 9 February 2022 18:07 (two years ago) link

ten months pass...

I've always thought The Godfather II was better than The Godfather.

― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, December 16, 2022 7:55 AM (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

whoa

― Wiggum Dorma (wins), Friday, December 16, 2022 8:02 AM (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

― na (NA), Friday, 16 December 2022 14:06 (two years ago) link

lol

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 16 December 2022 16:39 (two years ago) link

x2

― Fizzles, Friday, 16 December 2022 20:04 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Why did Corey Glover always sing like he was trying to imitate Stevie Ray Vaughan or John Popper or some other white-bluesman with a Sergio Leone-derived fashion sense?
― Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Friday, August 19, 2005 10:27 AM bookmarkflaglink

Because you weren't there to offer him your vocal coaching techniques. O WHAT A TRAGEDY
― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, August 19, 2005 10:28 AM bookmarkflaglink

― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Saturday, 31 December 2022 17:13 (two years ago) link

#waybackmachine

― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 31 December 2022 17:33 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

So basically it must be possible to separate things better

― Nabozo, Wednesday, February 22, 2023 12:36 PM (ten hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Nah, bozo.

― better than whoever you are (gyac), Wednesday, February 22, 2023 12:47 PM (nine hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

― ꙮ (map), Wednesday, 22 February 2023 22:48 (one year ago) link

lol

― waiting for a czar to fall (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 22 February 2023 22:54 (one year ago) link

I'm pretty sure we are all good people trying their best here, it would be easier if we all started with that assumption. There are ways of correcting unlikeable behaviour that doesn't require 'policing' per se.

― Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 22 February 2023 23:55 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

I definitely don’t think you’re a good person, fwiw

― Goose Bigelow, Fowl Gigolo (the table is the table), Thursday, 23 February 2023 00:03 (ten hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

― Daniel_Rf, Thursday, 23 February 2023 10:28 (one year ago) link

he married an interior decorator

― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, March 3, 2023 11:28 PM (eighteen seconds ago)

― mookieproof, Saturday, 4 March 2023 04:30 (one year ago) link

perhaps truth bombs would have been better but idc

― mookieproof, Saturday, 4 March 2023 04:33 (one year ago) link

Replace "he" with "you" and that's a good A. C. song title

― Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Saturday, 4 March 2023 05:41 (one year ago) link

xps more of a hardman than a zing

― flopson, Saturday, 4 March 2023 10:10 (one year ago) link

a hardman…don’t see that much anymore…

― k3vin k., Saturday, 4 March 2023 11:22 (one year ago) link

Well we’re all getting older

― piedro àlamodevar (wins), Saturday, 4 March 2023 11:30 (one year ago) link

A little older
A little more confused

― Wile E. Galore (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 5 March 2023 00:58 (one year ago) link

for reals? it isn't like Viagra is getting outlawed ...

― sarahell, Sunday, 5 March 2023 02:57 (one year ago) link

one year passes...

the music itself is both gross and wretched, there's nothing to it except a trite suggestion of downbeat elegance set to absurdly lazy songwriting. it is absolutely empty and the frontman is truly odious, just the sleaziest oiliest fuck in music history, he might be worse than kiedis

― imago, Wednesday, April 10, 2024 12:49 PM bookmarkflaglink

this is what gets the normies going though apparently. we live in dance monkey world

― imago, Wednesday, April 10, 2024 12:50 PM bookmarkflaglink

not sure the stuff you like is any better than this, tbqh

― I painted my teeth (sleeve), Wednesday, April 10, 2024 12:52 PM bookmarkflaglink

― CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 10 April 2024 18:08 (nine months ago) link

lmao

― butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Wednesday, 10 April 2024 20:35 (nine months ago) link

love when imago slams 'normies' or 'the [ilx] hivemind'

― mookieproof, Thursday, 11 April 2024 00:25 (nine months ago) link

two weeks pass...

a very brittle, vain man with less resilience under pressure than an amateur submarine full of billionaires

― Bitchin Doutai (Noodle Vague), Monday, April 29, 2024 1:36 AM (fifteen hours ago)

― bae (sic), Monday, 29 April 2024 07:26 (eight months ago) link

More and more, I feel like a medieval peasant. The rulers are gonna do what they're gonna do, and the people in charge of telling us about that are mostly cheering them on (in a "can't argue with success!" sort of way), so fuck "the news." I'd rather spend my money on music, books and movies, and if I'm "uninformed," so be it. I don't feel like I'm missing much.

― Tahuti Watches L&O:SVU Reruns Without His Ape (unperson), Saturday, 10 February 2024 bookmarkflaglink

Most people in the medieval era couldn't read or write. Which is what I get from your posts

― sarahell, Saturday, 4 May 2024 18:52 (eight months ago) link

did you just debut your own zing on the zing thread

― mookieproof, Sunday, 5 May 2024 02:09 (eight months ago) link

That was an xyzzz post… did that not c&p? I have a zing problem

― sarahell, Sunday, 5 May 2024 02:18 (eight months ago) link

oic

― mookieproof, Sunday, 5 May 2024 03:03 (eight months ago) link


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