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― ath (ath), Saturday, 3 February 2007 01:21 (eighteen years ago)

good job

― cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 3 February 2007 01:25 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.facepaint.co.uk/gallery/images/Fancy_Cat-Janet_Case.jpg

― scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 3 February 2007 01:26 (eighteen years ago)

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― ath (ath), Saturday, 3 February 2007 01:28 (eighteen years ago)

"It's you, idiot!"

http://www.artbyjanis.com/dogport.jpg

― scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 3 February 2007 01:29 (eighteen years ago)

lolmao

― am0n (am0n), Saturday, 3 February 2007 01:31 (eighteen years ago)

Woman found guilty of plotting to sell Coke documents to Pepsi

February 2, 2007

After deliberating for 11 hours a jury found Joya Williams, now former Executive Administrative Assistant for Coka-Cola Inc., guilty of plotting to steal Coke's secrets to sell them to Pepsi Inc.

Williams, 41, took confidential documents and unreleased samples of products to Ibrahim Dimson and Edmund Duhaney in an attempt to sell the items to Pepsi for about US$1.5 million. Dimson and Duhaney also pleaded guilty.

Williams claimed in court that even though she brought the documents and unreleased samples to her home, Dimson and Duhaney went into her home and took them. Duhaney denied the statement and said Williams gave the documents and unreleased samples to them.

Coca-Cola, in May 2006, recieved a letter from Purchase, New York based company Pepsi. It was from a person, like Williams, offering samples and other confidential information.

The former secretary could face up to 10 years in prision.

― dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Saturday, 3 February 2007 03:49 (eighteen years ago)

Shaving Song
by Louis Jagger

Guess where I’m shaving

Close to the skin

That’s where I like to sail

Close to the wind

My middle name is danger

And I’m sure that you can see

That I’m the best of the best

And you’d rather be me…..

Guess what I’m using

Aftershave

For ‘tis the lotion

Of the strong and the brave

My chin is sleekly manly

And far more worthy than yours

‘Cos you’re a scruffy bastard

Who just won’t obey my laws…..

Oh for a white beard, lanky, sheepskin white beard

Oh for an old beard, I would give my ears

My ears, my ears, my ears,

My foam-encrusted ears……

― cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 3 February 2007 04:02 (eighteen years ago)

louis "danger" jagger

― cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 3 February 2007 04:20 (eighteen years ago)

lol @ cokespiracy

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 3 February 2007 05:01 (eighteen years ago)

WHAT MOVIE IS THAT OP IMAGE FROM? MUST SEE IT.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Saturday, 3 February 2007 14:07 (eighteen years ago)

― dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Saturday, 3 February 2007 15:22 (eighteen years ago)

http://a225.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/23/l_b0a70cee0b336c558cf442434c3579f8.jpg

future bro-in-law is at it again... this time with REAL mustache!
i don't know if this is slightly funny or maybe slightly sad/obsessive?

― he smells something else. he don't smell honey and pears. (tehresa), Saturday, 3 February 2007 21:56 (eighteen years ago)

your sister is marrying borat.

― hstencil (hstencil), Saturday, 3 February 2007 21:58 (eighteen years ago)

halloween costume, check

― UART variations (ex machina), Saturday, 3 February 2007 22:01 (eighteen years ago)

she tells me he has since shaved the mustache. he had a beard from thanksgiving-recently, but i think he just grew it so he could shave it off and have a borat mustache for a few days.

this is better than the halloween costume, though, cause on halloween he wore a fake mustache and i gave him shit for it!

― he smells something else. he don't smell honey and pears. (tehresa), Saturday, 3 February 2007 22:02 (eighteen years ago)

Your brother-in-law is Steve Goldberg?

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Sunday, 4 February 2007 01:05 (eighteen years ago)

hahahahaha

― he smells something else. he don't smell honey and pears. (tehresa), Sunday, 4 February 2007 01:07 (eighteen years ago)

That was my first thought, but after I saw another musician in the photo I knew it wasn't him because no one would wanna play with him.

― UART variations (ex machina), Sunday, 4 February 2007 01:20 (eighteen years ago)

Maybe bro-in-law Steve will give you music lessons at a discount rate, tehresa

― The Redd And The Blecch (Ken L), Sunday, 4 February 2007 01:31 (eighteen years ago)

haha, i remember 'shaving song'! in my defence, however,

a) written when 16 = :-/
b) it's deliberately OTT/camp/whatever
c) all the poems in that collection are shite, the stuff i write nowadays doesn't even compare
d) it's meant to be a song lyric rather than a stand-alone poem

― to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Sunday, 4 February 2007 01:34 (eighteen years ago)

e) for an even better laugh, read the following work of 'genius', created by one B3n D03h. O.M.G.

http://homepages.westminster.org.uk/english/pp/mined.htm

The last verse especially (3rd line of) had me in absolute stitches when I returned to it recently, and his other poems are pretty amusing as well!

― to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Sunday, 4 February 2007 01:37 (eighteen years ago)

What is Louis Jagger doing here? fuck off!!!!

― UART variations (ex machina), Sunday, 4 February 2007 01:43 (eighteen years ago)

http://themot.org/gallery/d/2142-1/riffraff.jpg

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Sunday, 4 February 2007 01:44 (eighteen years ago)

BAN LOUIS JAGGER

oh wait i can do that myself!

― he smells something else. he don't smell honey and pears. (tehresa), Sunday, 4 February 2007 01:57 (eighteen years ago)

jon beat me to it!

though i seem to recall that like, 6 months ago i had banned him as preventative measure. how did that go away?

― he smells something else. he don't smell honey and pears. (tehresa), Sunday, 4 February 2007 01:58 (eighteen years ago)

cutty keeps unbanning him

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Sunday, 4 February 2007 01:59 (eighteen years ago)

admittedly, you'd think he'd realize he, uh, doesn't fit in. (LJ not cutty)

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Sunday, 4 February 2007 01:59 (eighteen years ago)

remember what i said earlier about only biting when bitten? this applies to the noize board. i have NEVER posted here unless referenced. for you guys, a reference is generally an attack, and i'm not one to let such things go unchecked. i know i don't fit in so well HERE, but i'd say i have my fair share of allies elsewhere. i understand the noize board psyche, the intense and momentary outpouring of whatever emotion one happens to be feeling at any given time (coupled with a caustic, US-centred perspective upon life), and that's fair enough, but when it extends to besmirching someone you don't know two shitty tissues about (well, until you paid Google a little visit, and even then the evidence is highly limited), well, frankly a dude's gotta make a stand.

― to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Sunday, 4 February 2007 02:12 (eighteen years ago)

every time i see 'lj' i think of live journal :(

― he smells something else. he don't smell honey and pears. (tehresa), Sunday, 4 February 2007 02:13 (eighteen years ago)

http://themot.org/gallery/d/61535-1/fightu.jpg

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Sunday, 4 February 2007 02:17 (eighteen years ago)

i don't keep unbanning him

the real question is who keeps unbanning mickey

― cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 4 February 2007 02:18 (eighteen years ago)

the same person?

― UART variations (ex machina), Sunday, 4 February 2007 02:20 (eighteen years ago)

someone call encyclopedia brown to solve this mystery!

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Sunday, 4 February 2007 02:21 (eighteen years ago)

baby

― the kwisatz bacharach (sanskrit), Sunday, 4 February 2007 14:02 (eighteen years ago)

not me

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Sunday, 4 February 2007 16:58 (eighteen years ago)

maybe lj and mickey unban each other

― Caustic Tree (688), Sunday, 4 February 2007 18:56 (eighteen years ago)

sick

― grbchv! (skowly), Sunday, 4 February 2007 19:02 (eighteen years ago)

omg and ohno

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Sunday, 4 February 2007 19:27 (eighteen years ago)

expose your pets to art

― kingfishy (kingfish 2.0), Sunday, 4 February 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

Azu said...

I used to eat lunchables for lunch in elementary school. One time they forgot to "paint" my meat. I kid you not, the "meat" in the box were clear gel discs. Makes you wonder what it actually is that they put in those things.

-- am0n (...), February 5th, 2007.

that is sub history channel ufo special speculation

-- UART variations (jo...), February 5th, 2007.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 5 February 2007 02:49 (eighteen years ago)

http://photos-282.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v64/204/62/20802998/n20802998_30362282_3929.jpg

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 5 February 2007 03:36 (eighteen years ago)

omg

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 5 February 2007 03:41 (eighteen years ago)

Ha, and I was just going to post this:

http://www.popaganda.com/billboards/images/billboard_kingOfBeers2.jpg

Which is not even as funny as that.

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Monday, 5 February 2007 04:11 (eighteen years ago)

I mean "which is not as funny as that"

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Monday, 5 February 2007 04:11 (eighteen years ago)

Why is it that when fucking someone of another culture, we feel the temptation to throw dominating politics into the sex? We feel it's kinky to say, "Oh yeah, 'taxation without representation,' I don't think so." Or, "That's right. We Americans will conquer you with our democratic ways...sexually if not economically." I think it was Shaun who told the Russian girl he was banging from behind, "Take it hard you Russian commie." Can you imagine if that were how diplomats handled world affairs? What if Condi Rice wore shorter denim skirts and fuck me boots.

― be home by 11 (orion), Monday, 5 February 2007 05:05 (eighteen years ago)

"Op image" is from The Stuff, right?

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 5 February 2007 06:20 (eighteen years ago)

omg laffing baby is crazy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P6UU6m3cqk

or being driven insane one or the other

― scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 5 February 2007 16:31 (eighteen years ago)

i am a man with a belly button piercing

― critique de la vie quotidienne (modestmickey), Monday, 5 February 2007 16:50 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vda84u-bweE

― deej.. (deej..), Monday, 5 February 2007 18:40 (eighteen years ago)

― am0n (am0n), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:17 (eighteen years ago)

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y31/dawn668/danza.jpg

― blotter Budweiser Hackeysadk (nickalicious), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:58 (eighteen years ago)

omg videochatting w/ jw = funniest ever

― I DIDINT LIE,AND I DIDNT CHEAT get thunderstruck with the thunderfuck bitch (teh, Tuesday, 6 February 2007 00:10 (eighteen years ago)

rofl at burglar, danza (RIP DDB)

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 00:19 (eighteen years ago)

bob saget

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 00:20 (eighteen years ago)

surely the bob saget thing must be a sound rip from Tourettes man?

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 6 February 2007 00:30 (eighteen years ago)

that burglar = hysterical

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 01:30 (eighteen years ago)

the balls are so... red
-- cutty (holle...), February 5th, 2007. (mcutt) (link)

A statue of Ned? Heavens ;)
-- cousin larry bundgee (bge...), February 5th, 2007. (bundgee) (link)

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 03:53 (eighteen years ago)

pissed off radiohead fan bonanza!

Radiohead Live Youtube Bonanza

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 05:15 (eighteen years ago)

what's the dish where you eat tiny live crabs?
-- milo z (wooderso...), February 5th, 2007. (mlp) (admin)
sawagani
-- Steve Shasta (steveshast...), February 5th, 2007. (Steve Shasta) (admin)
or oral sex with [CONTROVERSIAL MODERATOR EDIT]
-- Steve Shasta (steveshast...), February 5th, 2007. (Steve Shasta) (admin)
sorry, feel free to delete that

-- Steve Shasta (steveshast...), February 5th, 2007. (Steve Shasta) (admin)

― dmr (Renard), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 14:38 (eighteen years ago)

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r76/lucy2lola/giner.jpg

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 15:49 (eighteen years ago)

lmao

― am0n (am0n), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 16:07 (eighteen years ago)

goddamn radiohead fans are some silly ass people

― Stuh-du-du-du-du-du-du-denka (jingleberries), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:36 (eighteen years ago)

omg the vagina thing

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 18:31 (eighteen years ago)

and i thought my crazy fundie neighbors (9 kids) were stretchin it' (heh)

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 18:35 (eighteen years ago)

pc vs mac! more here

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 23:50 (eighteen years ago)

sooo sick of these parodies

― UART variations (ex machina), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 23:52 (eighteen years ago)

i just like the part where he asks him if he's high

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 23:53 (eighteen years ago)

Re: Vagina Car

http://www.duggarfamily.com/

"CHILDREN ARE A HERITAGE OF THE LORD." i live fifteen miles from these people!!! i've probably ordered a coney dog and tots from the same exact SONIC.

― ath (ath), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 01:00 (eighteen years ago)

I have a genius plan for a restaurant:

1) Build it where lots of drunk college kids might be found.

2) Keep it open late.

3) Have only a giant griddle and a giant deep fryer.

4) Stock all the frozen junk-food type stuff that you can - chicken strips, waffles, burger patties, sausage, french toast, jalapeno poppers, mozzerela sticks, breaded mushrooms, etc.

5) Provide ample sauces - ranch dressing, nacho cheese, salsa, maple syrup, chocolate sauce, etc.

6) Build it like a prison dining room, with bolted down seating, tile and stainless everything for easy spraying down with a hose and disinfectant. Sauces and such would be as vandal-proof as possible.

7) Allow people to buy stuff by the pound in some way - basically, you say "give me a waffle, with two chicken strips, ten breaded mushrooms, and some chili".

8) Customer then covers their food with whatever sauces they like.

9) The added bonus would be bins of crushed Doritos, potato chips, pretzels, etc. that could then be applied on top of the sauces for extra texture. These would be known as Crumblins™, which would be the name of the establishment. There would be a cute skunk with the same name as the mascot.

I was kind of fucked up with some friends when we came up with this but I think it would probably work. But it would be so not fun to have to run a place like this and deal with the drunk people every night until 4 am.

-- joygoat (joygoa...), February 6th, 2007 5:10 PM.

― tuesdays with maury povich (get bent), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 01:12 (eighteen years ago)

I want to play a game of RISK except instead of rolling dice to conquer a country you play an entire game of Monopoly.

Its like globalism!

― Cap'n Guthrie (Digestion is Easy!), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 01:56 (eighteen years ago)

aw, you landed on my three hotels on the palm islands in dubai! PAY UP!

― tuesdays with maury povich (get bent), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 02:06 (eighteen years ago)

i would play that game - and probably kill someone in the process b/c it would take, like, 2 months to finish playing

i have just come up with several different really bad names for fried-food restaurants

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 02:09 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qX6iXKxr7Tg

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 03:36 (eighteen years ago)

joygoat's description of his restaurant just sounds like our college student-run "coffeeshop."

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 03:42 (eighteen years ago)

someone should make a big photoshop of everyone on ILX hanging out without her in it

-- jimbo (electricsoun...) (webmail), Today 11:09 PM. (electricsound) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

― the kwisatz bacharach (sanskrit), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 04:15 (eighteen years ago)

haha

― am0n (am0n), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 04:40 (eighteen years ago)

*farts* in thread, making the idiots on here choke on my gassy anal excreations.

-- becky lucas (beckylovesni...) (webmail), January 27th, 2003 12:04 PM. (becky_lucas) (link)

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 7 February 2007 05:17 (eighteen years ago)

http://help.com/user/19845-ipoh-on-fire/posts/1

― ath (ath), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 05:44 (eighteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Aspergian_Wikipedians

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 13:02 (eighteen years ago)

LOL I might wear my eyepatch & polar bear jammies tonight except I want both eyes free to watch for EMPORTAUNT CLEWS.

-- blotter Budweiser Hackeysadk (crucial.bonu...), February 7th, 2007 10:32 AM. (nickalicious) (later)

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:35 (eighteen years ago)

From local music message board:

bassm4nmk Posted - 27 January 2007 18:3
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R4lph passed away early this morning ,He had been in the hospital ,in a comma for about a week.R4lph was a keyboard player with J0hnnie Lym4n and the Cl4ssics
bassm4n Posted - 1 February 2007 21:49
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Way sorry tro hear that!!

ROCK ON!!!!

― blotter Budweiser Hackeysadk (nickalicious), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:28 (eighteen years ago)

,in a comma for about a week

hmmmm

RIP

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:56 (eighteen years ago)

raplh]]u,,passed away near me[in park,,maybe saw u smiling at me]]] like to,,,get coffee or[[tea?

― m@p (plosive), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 23:02 (eighteen years ago)

aw lonely comma man reference

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 23:49 (eighteen years ago)

Both 22 years old, Kate St. Claire and Jane Mountain formed The Lollies at the start of 1999. The birth of The Lollies "was really painful," Jane remembers, "Kate was really drunk so she doesn’t remember what happened. There was a party and it was 2 days after New Year’s Eve. We wrote the hit single then." Kate concurs, "I don't remember starting The Lollies. I just woke up one day and Jane said, hey we started a band."

Umm, isn't Kate like 36 now?

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), February 7th, 2007. (jaymc) (later)

dude is falling off

-- the kwisatz bacharach (mikeoptin...), February 7th, 2007. (sanskrit) (later)

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 8 February 2007 00:17 (eighteen years ago)

I don't think Gosford Park was nominated for BP, was it?
The Queen is totally a TV movie, but it's a really enjoyable one. Nothing to feel too passionate about, but I admired it quite a bit and had a good time watching it.

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...) (webmail), February 7th, 2007 4:12 PM. (later) (link)

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Yes, it was.
Gosford Park's got a lot more wit and energy than those other movies you mentioned, Eric -- and uses Helen Mirren to better effect.

My two favorite scenes: Mirren driving the SUV, Mirren accepting flowers from the girl.

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn

― roger goodell (gear), Thursday, 8 February 2007 00:19 (eighteen years ago)

i met a lonely comma man on irc today with ass burgers

― Charmmy Kitty's Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn (ex machina), Thursday, 8 February 2007 00:21 (eighteen years ago)

a pink mousse

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Thursday, 8 February 2007 00:41 (eighteen years ago)

iyvzx icaknbwtz qimejb fkse cuthj hzpodjeax rnbgzpait

-- muvkyb cndq (vrpmz...) (webmail), February 7th, 2007 4:46 PM. (later)

― am0n (am0n), Thursday, 8 February 2007 01:27 (eighteen years ago)

ever since I saw the pic of her picking and eating her boogres I cannot think that. Although I used to.

-- Fjord Spellman (fjordspellma...), February 7th, 2007 8:33 PM. (fjord) (later)

garfeild too is good movie until sceen where garfeild ate his boogres

-- cousin larry bundgee (bge...), February 7th, 2007 8:37 PM. (bundgee) (later

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 8 February 2007 01:47 (eighteen years ago)

fume in fume out
fume in fume out
fume in
fume in fume out
fume in fume out
fume in

tied to a wheel fingers got to feel

i spin on a whim i slide to the right
i felt you like electric light
for our love
for our fear
for our rise against the years and years and years

got a fuming head better than the rest
green to red fuming head
got a fuming head better than the rest
green to red
and i walk from my
i walk from my fume machine

fume in fume out
fume in fume out
fume in

deaf dumb and thirty
starting to deserve this
leaning on my conscience wall
blood is like wine
unconscious all the time
if i had it all again
i'd change it all

got a fuming head better than the rest
green to red fuming head
got a fuming head better than the rest
green to red
and i walk from my
i walk from my fume machine

fume in fume out
fume in fume out
fume in
fume in fume out
fume in fume out
fume in

got a fuming head better than the rest
green to red fuming head
got a fuming head better than the rest
green to red
better than the rest
better than the rest
fuming head

and i walk from my fume machine
i walk from my fume machine

-- latebloomer (posercore24...) (webmail), February 7th, 2007 1:19 PM. (latebloomer) (link)

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Thursday, 8 February 2007 02:33 (eighteen years ago)

ever since I saw the pic of her picking and eating her boogres I cannot think that. Although I used to.

-- Fjord Spellman (fjordspellma...), February 7th, 2007 8:33 PM. (fjord) (later)

garfeild too is good movie until sceen where garfeild ate his boogres

-- cousin larry bundgee (bge...), February 7th, 2007 8:37 PM. (bundgee) (later

They should make a sequel where Garfield eats Borges

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Thursday, 8 February 2007 02:36 (eighteen years ago)

I actually cried when I saw the video for Monkey Gone to Heaven on TV late one night - it was really inexplicable.

-- Adrian (AdeLangsto...), June 12th, 2003 4:53 PM.

― be home by 11 (orion), Thursday, 8 February 2007 03:21 (eighteen years ago)

am0n on the garfield thread

― grbchv! (skowly), Thursday, 8 February 2007 04:55 (eighteen years ago)

haha that was an unexpeced post from aidsy

― Charmmy Kitty's Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn (ex machina), Thursday, 8 February 2007 05:21 (eighteen years ago)

gareth: yes it is a bit. I was a right pest on the old board and people on the new board still hate me for it even though i don't post that regularly nor do i plug my stuff any more... Someone started an "I hate Dog Latin" thread... what a nice thing to do. Needless to say, i was touched.

-- dog latin (cfram...), April 23rd, 2001 7:00 PM. (link)

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 8 February 2007 19:44 (eighteen years ago)

http://images.chron.com/apps/comics/images/2007/2/8/For_Better_Or_Worse.986.g.gif

― 69 (plsmith), Thursday, 8 February 2007 20:42 (eighteen years ago)

― grbchv! (skowly), Thursday, 8 February 2007 20:51 (eighteen years ago)

More people should cuss out Michael Patterson.

― N.i.c.o.l.e (Ex Leon), Thursday, 8 February 2007 20:52 (eighteen years ago)

BOXCAR

― 69 (plsmith), Thursday, 8 February 2007 20:53 (eighteen years ago)

HAHAHAHA FROM REVIVAL OF NNCK THREAD

No Neck -- is that some sort of slam on people who are slightly over weight? That disgusts me. There should be a law against sizism.

-- Burl Ives (burlives@bigdaddy.com), January 24th, 2002.

― 69 (plsmith), Thursday, 8 February 2007 20:57 (eighteen years ago)

really tho: halls of fame, so lame.

whats the point

fuck those old guys

-- jhoshea (totalwizar...), Today 1:14 PM. (later)

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:04 (eighteen years ago)

RIPE
-- cousin larry bundgee (bge...), February 8th, 2007 4:05 PM. (bundgee)

― blotter Budweiser Hackeysadk (nickalicious), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:08 (eighteen years ago)

milton, you can add this to your collection of terribly great songs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--Vaz9jW054

― jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 9 February 2007 02:33 (eighteen years ago)

TUPAC SHAKUR REST IN PEACE </MARBLE MOUTH>

― jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 9 February 2007 02:33 (eighteen years ago)

The Most Influential and Innovative Rock Bass Guitarist Since Fieldy?

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 9 February 2007 03:17 (eighteen years ago)

dying (xpost)

YEE COMON ONCE AGAIN

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Friday, 9 February 2007 06:37 (eighteen years ago)

"Check this: I hope my black brothers feel the same like me."

"Sep-tender illadin I never forget you rest in peace. Catch the bad man stop your plan Bin Laddin thank allah yea comon"

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Friday, 9 February 2007 06:41 (eighteen years ago)

shakey, I can't wait until you die so I can go on the NEVER FORGET thread and endlessly, breathlessly carry on about what a horrible rapey jackoff you are.

-- Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyza...) (webmail), Today 11:21 AM. (allyzay) (later) (link)

― the kwisatz bacharach (sanskrit), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:26 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.johnsto.co.uk/i/b3ta/cowboyCat.gif

― universal death rats (sleep), Friday, 9 February 2007 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out 2007

― and what (ooo), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:29 (eighteen years ago)

it would have been great if in the last shot of the last ernest movie you finally see vern and he's this glowing near-godlike benevolent alien creature.

-- s1ocki (slytus...) (webmail), April 17th, 2006 9:38 AM. (slutsky) (link)

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 9 February 2007 22:11 (eighteen years ago)

"I was all flabbergasted and shaking, trying not to cry," she said. "I didn't know what to do."

― 69 (plsmith), Friday, 9 February 2007 22:24 (eighteen years ago)

"He was completely out, exposed, everything, and was going at it," she said. "I thought I was hallucinating."

She tried to remain calm, but felt her heart beating inside her ears, she said.

― roger goodell (gear), Friday, 9 February 2007 22:28 (eighteen years ago)

i know hallucinating HAHAHA

― 69 (plsmith), Friday, 9 February 2007 22:28 (eighteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/51/136647118_de0f325847_m.jpg

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 9 February 2007 22:29 (eighteen years ago)

beating off

― 69 (plsmith), Friday, 9 February 2007 23:10 (eighteen years ago)

it would have been great if in the last shot of the last ernest movie you finally see vern and he's this glowing near-godlike benevolent alien creature.

-- s1ocki (slytus...) (webmail), April 17th, 2006 9:38 AM. (slutsky)

^ a classic

― am0n (am0n), Saturday, 10 February 2007 00:26 (eighteen years ago)

one for the ages

― the kwisatz bacharach (sanskrit), Saturday, 10 February 2007 01:56 (eighteen years ago)

http://ilx.wh3rd.net/newanswers.php?board=2

This will make no sense unless you look within the next few minutes.

SCOTT U R A TRAET!

― John Justen hai gotha ah c'fhalma jungian hamster geb uaaah (johnjusten), Saturday, 10 February 2007 04:40 (eighteen years ago)

haw

i was all ready to go ban and delete crazy til i saw it was scott

― jimbo (electricsound), Saturday, 10 February 2007 05:03 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHU0LXYJdO8

― spaceball.gif (flezaffe), Saturday, 10 February 2007 12:21 (eighteen years ago)

i keep staring at that too many kids pic. who the fuck would like to pop out 13 kids? not i. definitely not i. there's a reason we call it a miracle= we don't wanna go overboard and keep delivering babies. urgh

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Saturday, 10 February 2007 13:05 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHU0LXYJdO8

DVD bonus track "Fuck you I won't poo where you tell me!"

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Saturday, 10 February 2007 16:27 (eighteen years ago)

Here's an interesting question: Following Paris Hilton until last year, the most important aspect of her name was Hilton. At least, that was the consensus - because she hadn't created anything that would distinguish her first name from her last (though she distinguished herself in other ways - but artistically, I don't think anyone thought about her as something other than a Hilton). But following the release of the album, with it's one word title, we now refer to her as merely Paris. Did she in fact transform in the terms of her art? If we talked about her cursing out Lohan, would we return to Hilton? Etc.

-- Mordechai Shinefield

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Sunday, 11 February 2007 00:05 (eighteen years ago)

I swear the teenpop thread didn't use to be an Aspie Support Group.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 11 February 2007 00:15 (eighteen years ago)

did the aspies get rid of the pedos or did we find out all the pedos were aspies? not gonna check it myself

― and what (ooo), Sunday, 11 February 2007 00:21 (eighteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Aspergian_Ilxers

― and what (ooo), Sunday, 11 February 2007 00:41 (eighteen years ago)

hollaboard beef can get mad strenuous sometimes

-- Wrinklecause for Applause! (wrinklepaw...) (webmail), February 10th, 2007 8:09 PM. (Wrinklepaws)

― am0n (am0n), Sunday, 11 February 2007 01:14 (eighteen years ago)

electronica blender

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 11 February 2007 07:02 (eighteen years ago)

http://webs.wichita.edu/gs/shockerwallpaper/rockinbig.jpg

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 11 February 2007 08:29 (eighteen years ago)

i meant:

Hell, let's get some heated debate going!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 11 February 2007 08:32 (eighteen years ago)

Hell, let's get some heated debate going!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 11 February 2007 08:32 (eighteen years ago)

Pages in category "Aspergian Ilxers"

There is one page in this section of this category.
B
Brak (character)

― kingfishy (kingfish 2.0), Sunday, 11 February 2007 09:56 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, when I clicked on it, it only had Bob Hope, and I didn't want him to be lonely.

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Sunday, 11 February 2007 12:22 (eighteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

i cant find second life thread so here http://blog.johnedwards.com/story/2007/2/27/21847/2507

tonz lolz promise

― jh0shea, Thursday, 1 March 2007 17:41 (eighteen years ago)

you: big fat dude, crying about a wiimote
me: redhead, standing with a "wiry" dude ranting about css
we had a moment there, call me

--the schef (adam schefter ha ha) on Thursday, March 1, 2007 12:11 PM (35 minutes ago)

― ghost rider, Thursday, 1 March 2007 17:48 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ywxm6zLEjFY

― rrrobyn, Thursday, 1 March 2007 22:08 (eighteen years ago)

hehe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feuqHglsTJM

― am0n, Friday, 2 March 2007 04:06 (eighteen years ago)

i walked along commerical road
the girl i was with rushed forwards

she had seen an amazing pigeon
don't you want to see an amazing pigeon?

don't you want to see an amazing pigeon?
have you ever seen an amazing pigeon?

i have to admit, i didn't see it
and like you, i have my doubts

but, what if it had been an amazing pigeon?
wouldn't you have wanted to see it too?

don't you want to see an amazing pigeon?
have you ever seen an amazing pigeon?

if i see one again, i will take a
photograph, and i will send it to you

don't you want to see an amazing pigeon?
have you ever seen an amazing pigeon?
don't you want to see an amazing pigeon?
have you ever seen an amazing pigeon?

they're all amazing to me

gabbneb on Friday, 2 March 2007 14:52 (1 minute ago)

Masonic Boom on Friday, March 2, 2007 8:54 AM (2 hours ago)
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Is that another new Stooges song?

David R. on Friday, March 2, 2007 10:08 AM (51 minutes ago)

― chicago kevin, Friday, 2 March 2007 17:01 (eighteen years ago)

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c5/Prime609/DSC02774.jpg

― deej, Friday, 2 March 2007 22:48 (eighteen years ago)

[Removed Illegal Link]

― jaxon, Saturday, 3 March 2007 08:54 (eighteen years ago)

FUCK YOU NUILX
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uV7moDbQSDE

― jaxon, Saturday, 3 March 2007 08:54 (eighteen years ago)

Yes, deej, I am grown up now, that shit gonna be full price.

― Laurel, Saturday, 3 March 2007 09:22 (eighteen years ago)

and worth it..

― sanskrit, Saturday, 3 March 2007 13:52 (eighteen years ago)

OMG drunk posting. Sigh.

― Laurel, Saturday, 3 March 2007 18:27 (eighteen years ago)

i'm pretty sure i still have a big Ghostbusters bumper sticker in an old children's book in a box somewhere. i hope so anyway.

rrrobyn on Saturday, 3 March 2007 04:08 (16 hours ago)

Prepare to be keyed you anti-ghost bigot.

walterkranz on Saturday, 3 March 2007 16:15 (4 hours ago)

― and what, Saturday, 3 March 2007 20:40 (eighteen years ago)

ahahaha, omg

― rrrobyn, Saturday, 3 March 2007 20:46 (eighteen years ago)

TEA ROOM R.I.P.

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee) on Wednesday, 23 August 2006 23:06 (6 months ago)

i may have posted this before, it kills me.

― estela, Sunday, 4 March 2007 05:09 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/160/410606075_f18a4b4cc5.jpg

― get bent, Monday, 5 March 2007 04:37 (eighteen years ago)

http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/4074/2270/1600/312853/Teenar_Lou.jpg

― am0n, Monday, 5 March 2007 04:45 (eighteen years ago)

i'm afraid to find out if there's a version with a whammy bar

― am0n, Monday, 5 March 2007 04:48 (eighteen years ago)

img link broke?

here: [link http://amycrehore.blogspot.com/2006/12/teenar-girl-guitar.html]http://amycrehore.blogspot.com/2006/12/teenar-girl-guitar.html[/image]

― am0n, Monday, 5 March 2007 04:52 (eighteen years ago)

/me tard

― am0n, Monday, 5 March 2007 04:54 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.kottke.org/plus/misc/images/minority-kart.gif

― ^@^, Monday, 5 March 2007 10:33 (eighteen years ago)

Oh that is incredible, my new favorite gif ever.

― nickalicious, Monday, 5 March 2007 14:54 (eighteen years ago)

http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/7/3/5/f_lovem_0a2c8ea.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 22:03 (eighteen years ago)

I POSTED TOO SOON, THIS ONE IS BETTER AND MORE RELEVANT
http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/7/3/5/f_love2m_68868f5.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 22:36 (eighteen years ago)

haha awes

― nickalicious, Monday, 5 March 2007 22:38 (eighteen years ago)

what is context of mario kart gif?

― g®▲Ðұ, Monday, 5 March 2007 22:47 (eighteen years ago)

awesomeness?

― latebloomer, Monday, 5 March 2007 22:53 (eighteen years ago)

http://hobocruisekart.ytmnd.com
welcome to last year, gentlemen

― fies, Monday, 5 March 2007 23:04 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/172/412332329_23db26bab2.jpg

― JW, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 07:21 (eighteen years ago)

where is that goddamned cracken.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha) on Monday, March 5, 2007 9:02 PM (Yesterday)

it's spelt kraken, dude

unfished business on Monday, March 5, 2007 9:07 PM (Yesterday)

louis, who gives a shit, all i know is it's gonna eat some virgins.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha) on Monday, March 5, 2007 9:14 PM (Yesterday)

― stevie, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 08:34 (eighteen years ago)

ROMANTIC DEPOT A GOOD RESTRONT

TIM@KFC.EDU on Monday, March 5, 2007 6:20 PM (Yesterday)

― am0n, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 15:38 (eighteen years ago)

http://youmakemetouchyourhandsforstupidreasons.ytmnd.com/

― iiiijjjj, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 14:33 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/172/412332329_23db26bab2.jpg

ha, i love this, it's totally innocent but ha that "last known photo of.." vibe

― latebloomer, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 14:45 (eighteen years ago)

is that a cat?

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 17:44 (eighteen years ago)

it's ally's wig

― ^@^, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 17:50 (eighteen years ago)

guys that's ian

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 18:00 (eighteen years ago)

There is kind of something very "HOW'S ANNIE?" about that photo.

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 18:00 (eighteen years ago)

who's annie?

― JW, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 18:00 (eighteen years ago)

http://myspace-065.vo.llnwd.net/00313/56/04/313884065_m.jpg

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 18:03 (eighteen years ago)

http://themot.org/gallery/d/85069-1/116897054584536960.jpg

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 18:06 (eighteen years ago)

omg

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 18:10 (eighteen years ago)

there is a serious shortage of SPARTAAAA-related internet memes.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 18:13 (eighteen years ago)

get in there

― gbx, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 18:23 (eighteen years ago)

or better yet, go tell the Spartans

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 18:44 (eighteen years ago)

YOU GUYS THERE WAS A FURRY EPISODE OF CSI

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

dude next to me at library is watching power lifting vids???

― gbx, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 19:48 (eighteen years ago)

OMG did you guys see the CSI episode about furries!?!?!

mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious) on Friday, June 16, 2006 11:49 AM (8 months ago)

I watched this episode one stonered afternoon with my bro who is now living in Tampa playing in like 4 metal bands. I was just about to complain that "I don't even really like CSI" when it came on. It is incredible.

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 20:20 (eighteen years ago)

Uncomfortable Questions About the Death Star Attack

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 20:39 (eighteen years ago)

hahahahahahaha

http://www.websurdity.com/images/thepetbantha.jpg

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 20:48 (eighteen years ago)

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h271/stckhlmcnd/doom.jpg

― get bent, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:29 (eighteen years ago)

Fake Morbius OTM

Dr Morbius on Wednesday, March 7, 2007 4:37 PM (53 seconds ago)

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:39 (eighteen years ago)

that really dsn't work unless you precede it with his "adam schefter is an illiterate swampthing"

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:43 (eighteen years ago)

dude, "Fake Morbius OTM" is the closest you've ever come to accomplishing the zing, please do not ruin it now, you elderly skanker.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:44 (eighteen years ago)

shut it "schef," you prematurely sclerotic banshee

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

FAKE MORBIUS OTM

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

GHOST RIDER OTM

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:47 (eighteen years ago)

OFFBOARD POOL ON SCHEFTER-TOMBO7 DIVORCE DATE OTM

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:48 (eighteen years ago)

OFFBOARD E-MAILS FROM MORBIUS FRIENDS ASKING ME WHY MORBIUS ALWAYS OFF MEDICATIONS OTM

ANYWAY TOM AND I HAVE A PRETTY OPEN RELATIONSHIP NO NEED FOR DIVORCE BUT YOU AIN'T MY TYPE HONEY ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:50 (eighteen years ago)

SHAVE 12 YEARS OFF AND GROW A COCK AND MAYBE THEN WE CAN TALK WHORE

― Dr Morbius,, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:52 (eighteen years ago)

wow that got ugly pretty quick! impressive!

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:53 (eighteen years ago)

zing!

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:53 (eighteen years ago)

hmm, there are too many morbii on the noize board.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:53 (eighteen years ago)

~~too many~~ not enough

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

TOM AND I HAVE A PRETTY OPEN RELATIONSHIP

how late do ya stay open?

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:55 (eighteen years ago)

new fake Dr Morbius is spicy.

― g®▲Ðұ, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:55 (eighteen years ago)

I thought comma Morbs said "shave 12 years off cock". This is something I wouldn't have expected of Period Morbs or Morbs Period.

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:56 (eighteen years ago)

i have no idea which one is fake and which one is real at this point :D

YOU ARE ALL REAL MORBIUS TO ME

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:56 (eighteen years ago)

Jon please ban these twerps.

― Dr Morbius,, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:58 (eighteen years ago)

no, you already did that one. maybe do the one where you accuse him of being mr. popularity?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:59 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.atf.gov/kids/graphics/art_contest/dsc_554820%25.jpg

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:59 (eighteen years ago)

i wonder if pete ever found his uh shirt.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:00 (eighteen years ago)

really, the bitch can't read.

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:04 (eighteen years ago)

pete can read, i've seen him do it.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:05 (eighteen years ago)

women can't read folks. that's just science.

― Dr Morbius,, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:08 (eighteen years ago)

if only we were all admins

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:09 (eighteen years ago)

Dude do you really think he'd be the first Dr Morbius to get banned???

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:10 (eighteen years ago)

Then I could be Mr. Popular.

― Dr Morbius,, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:10 (eighteen years ago)

pete isn't a woman, either. jesus dudes.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:11 (eighteen years ago)

Shut it "schef".

― Dr Morbius,, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:11 (eighteen years ago)

I have no idea why everyone is fighting.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:11 (eighteen years ago)

Laurel and tehresa are better huggers. ;)
Dr Morbius on Wednesday, March 7, 2007 5:08 PM (4 minutes ago)

Bitches are dumb as fuck though but what else is new.
Dr Morbius, on Wednesday, March 7, 2007 5:10 PM (2 minutes ago)

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:13 (eighteen years ago)

i don't even know WHO is fighting.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:13 (eighteen years ago)

Jon please!

― Dr Morbius,, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:14 (eighteen years ago)

night night larry

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:16 (eighteen years ago)

who is larry?!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:16 (eighteen years ago)

The Stooge with the curly hair.

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:17 (eighteen years ago)

Also, my cousin.

Balki on [i]Wednesday, March 7, 2007 5:18 PM (1 infinity ago)

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:18 (eighteen years ago)

hahahahahaha

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:19 (eighteen years ago)

TOE ROCK
HE IS
MAAADE
OUT OF ROOOOCKS
HE IS
MADE OUTTA ROCKS
HE IS
MADE FROM ROOOOCKS
DOCTOR ROCKTOE ROCK! (toot toot)
DOCTOR ROCKTOE ROCK! (toot toot)
DOCTOR ROCKTOE ROOOOOOOCK

TOMBOT on Wednesday, March 7, 2007 5:11 PM (Yesterday)

― stevie, Thursday, 8 March 2007 12:32 (eighteen years ago)

also you have to say scotty came back and killed aguilera with this

"It's pretty pathetic that she would do a song like this.

"I worked on half of her last CD and sold her millions of copies. Obviously, she cares more than I do that I didn't do this album.

"But I can't blame her, with an album full of fillers, over-singing and lame Vegas-like cabaret music."

painfully otm.

r|t|c on Saturday, March 3, 2007 7:17 PM

yeah Storch is right, but you're totally missing the point that she dissed him with a JAZZY INTERLUDE...that's like one step away from setting his soul afire with a slanderous mambo.

Alex in Baltimore on Saturday, March 3, 2007

― and what, Thursday, 8 March 2007 17:32 (eighteen years ago)

this thread

― nickalicious, Friday, 9 March 2007 17:09 (eighteen years ago)

this thread also

― sleep, Friday, 9 March 2007 17:11 (eighteen years ago)

http://content.yieldmanager.edgesuite.net/atoms/eb/72/eb7211d5b90ab2a45236cc562f677a00.jpg

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 9 March 2007 17:29 (eighteen years ago)

not a waitress but i think the girl in the looks-like-a-first-date couple across from me and phil two at chai in williamsburg (thanks for dinner phil! soooo good!) was peepin' me the whole time. her date looked like another richie hawtin dweeb, so no wonder. i ain't no spring chicken but i got HAIR and i'm not afraid of showing my BABY BLUE EYES instead of keeping them locked behind nerdburgular glasses.

hstencil (hstencil) on Wednesday, 27 April 2005 03:36 (1 year ago)

― jeff, Friday, 9 March 2007 19:30 (eighteen years ago)

haaa

― sleep, Friday, 9 March 2007 19:32 (eighteen years ago)

was peepin' me the whole time.

"That guy is staring at me!"

― JW, Friday, 9 March 2007 19:37 (eighteen years ago)

lol

― and what, Friday, 9 March 2007 19:49 (eighteen years ago)

nate patrin bait?

― JW, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:11 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.myspace.com/mctanuki

"The World's First Furry Nerdcore Rapper"

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:18 (eighteen years ago)

arghahahahahahaha

― nickalicious, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:23 (eighteen years ago)

when will we have our first furry US president is what i wanna know

― latebloomer, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:53 (eighteen years ago)

Sounds Like Old-school Indie Hip-Hop

― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 10 March 2007 05:14 (eighteen years ago)

the Furry Prezadenz

― latebloomer, Saturday, 10 March 2007 06:09 (eighteen years ago)

http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/bar/291075112.html

― sanskrit, Saturday, 10 March 2007 13:15 (eighteen years ago)

who taught scott seward how to post on craigslist?

― modestmickey, Saturday, 10 March 2007 15:43 (eighteen years ago)

i AM A GUY BY THE WAY

― sleep, Saturday, 10 March 2007 15:57 (eighteen years ago)

I kind of want to start building a metal collection from dressing in drag & giving people massages. It would give me interesting stories to tell, at least.

― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 10 March 2007 18:22 (eighteen years ago)

http://ilx.wh3rd.net/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=42&threadid=2673#unread

― Pleasant Plains, Saturday, 10 March 2007 22:12 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff_gAV--x3M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DidRg5haAIU

^^must be watched in order

― deej, Saturday, 10 March 2007 23:59 (eighteen years ago)

1. Stylin
84 up, 7 down

This definition arose from the infamous Youtube between two battle rappers ENJ & NIKS. The guy who got punched in the face proclaimed, before he got dropped "Oh you mad cus im stylin' on you", hence forth it has been a powerful movement.

Some people claim it was first used by Biggie however, in the 21st century, it will always known as this.

Oh you mad cus im stylin on you
tags oh you mad cause im stylin on
by Multiplexed UK Dec 23, 2006 email it

― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 11 March 2007 06:01 (eighteen years ago)

!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--Vaz9jW054

― ^@^, Sunday, 11 March 2007 09:53 (eighteen years ago)

ahahhaha

"SOMETIIIIIIIIMES PEOPLE MAKE A WAR...."

― s1ocki, Sunday, 11 March 2007 15:26 (eighteen years ago)

yee come ah thats rii

― am0n, Sunday, 11 March 2007 15:31 (eighteen years ago)

i can't wait for the followup, "sometimes italians make-a pizza".

― ^@^, Sunday, 11 March 2007 15:54 (eighteen years ago)

BUSINESS.

― s1ocki, Sunday, 11 March 2007 16:12 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.hlcomic.com/temp/ballin.jpg

― am0n, Monday, 12 March 2007 01:28 (eighteen years ago)

balliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnn

― am0n, Monday, 12 March 2007 01:29 (eighteen years ago)

that is... amazing!

― tehresa, Monday, 12 March 2007 01:30 (eighteen years ago)

Man, you are droppin' some serious knowledge!

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 12 March 2007 01:31 (eighteen years ago)

http://wizardishungry.com/lol/38.jpg

― THIS PIECE, RENDERED IN 1992-ERA CONSUMER-GRADE SOFTWARE, FEATURES A COMMENTARY , Monday, 12 March 2007 01:32 (eighteen years ago)

Guys, did you ever see the episode(s) of Star Trek: Voyager that she was in? A two-parter! Also starring Ed Begley Jr! As a douchebag!

nickalicious on Friday, 2 March 2007 15:15 (1 week ago)

― am0n, Monday, 12 March 2007 04:08 (eighteen years ago)

and beyond, taric, and beyond...

― river wolf, Monday, 12 March 2007 04:11 (eighteen years ago)

I'MA GET ON YOUR PROGRAM, DARNELL

― iiiijjjj, Monday, 12 March 2007 04:32 (eighteen years ago)

Darnell's mad cuz I'm stylin on you.

― forksclovetofu, Monday, 12 March 2007 04:49 (eighteen years ago)

taking cuddlestein mountain by strategy

and what on Monday, 12 March 2007 16:53

― sleep, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:21 (eighteen years ago)

I think I have a new handle

― THIS PIECE, RENDERED IN 1992-ERA CONSUMER-GRADE SOFTWARE, FEATURES A COMMENTARY , Monday, 12 March 2007 17:29 (eighteen years ago)

Since the ILX admins chopped this one

― THIS PIECE, RENDERED IN 1992-ERA CONSUMER-GRADE SOFTWARE, FEATURES A COMMENTARY , Monday, 12 March 2007 17:30 (eighteen years ago)

guys we should start a conservative webcomic where the 45 million aborted babies come back like the spirit army in lotr, empty the sunni triangle, and fix social security. and they're babies.

gff on Monday, March 12, 2007 11:47 AM (6 minutes ago)

it'd be like a cross between an ann geddes calendar and sparta

gff on Monday, March 12, 2007 11:47 AM (5 minutes ago)

― river wolf, Monday, 12 March 2007 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

zomggg

― Taking Cuddlestein Mountain by Strategy, Monday, 12 March 2007 19:06 (eighteen years ago)

http://pbfcomics.com/archive/PBF213-Mario_Too.jpg

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 12 March 2007 19:51 (eighteen years ago)

http://jj.am/gallery/d/2450-1/picardchat.gif

― am0n, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 03:16 (eighteen years ago)

http://jj.am/gallery/d/2450-1/picardchat.gif

― am0n, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 03:20 (eighteen years ago)

I have 3 extra invites. All I require is a "please".

And I don't even require that, really.

Z S on Tuesday, 13 March 2007 04:11 (21 minutes ago)

can I get one?

Oink Administrator on Tuesday, 13 March 2007 04:28 (4 minutes ago)

― am0n, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 04:33 (eighteen years ago)

picard is comedy gold

― latebloomer, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 04:37 (eighteen years ago)

http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper168/stills/pitt2stm.jpg

― Hurting 2, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 05:50 (eighteen years ago)

IRBBT:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydLiasdJeoo

― ^@^, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 10:25 (eighteen years ago)

am0n, who is oink administrator? share pwd?

― sanskrit, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 12:20 (eighteen years ago)

i thought it was u

― am0n, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 13:32 (eighteen years ago)

no i forgot to reg it in time. hilarious nonetheless.

― sanskrit, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 13:50 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/129/343705516_7ec541236e_o.gif

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 04:56 (eighteen years ago)

^^^^ YESSS

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 13:30 (eighteen years ago)

http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/7/3/14/f_retardm_73077e2.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:50 (eighteen years ago)

OMG

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:55 (eighteen years ago)

wtffffff!!!!

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 16:03 (eighteen years ago)

are these photoshopped or did this strip get awesome at some point???

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 16:09 (eighteen years ago)

I actually had to cross-ref with the real strips on the FBOFW site to be sure!

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 16:15 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/158/421226508_7e287c479e_o.png

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:26 (eighteen years ago)

lol

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:07 (eighteen years ago)

i was really disappointed by CBB 3

― latebloomer, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 22:19 (eighteen years ago)

WHY did they have to give him a kid in that

― s1ocki, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 23:30 (eighteen years ago)

had to explain the lactating somehow, dude.

― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 15 March 2007 02:00 (eighteen years ago)

I coined the term Private Issue New Age for godsake, I am not a complete asshole, nor are many of the other people you jump on so please give me a break.

― walterkranz, Thursday, 15 March 2007 02:16 (eighteen years ago)

^^ whoa, what thread did private issue come from?

― sanskrit, Thursday, 15 March 2007 02:26 (eighteen years ago)

i just hope CBB: Fallujah lives up to the hype

― gbx, Thursday, 15 March 2007 03:25 (eighteen years ago)

xpost... that's some weird waxidermy drama I don't fully understand. "I coined the term Private Issue New Age for godsake" has got to be the funniest board-exiting tantrum ever.

oh an by the way im out of here too, and this means you will have no one left to turn you on to xian, private issue, folkways, and new age anymore.

― walterkranz, Thursday, 15 March 2007 04:21 (eighteen years ago)

Seriously, my fellow wymyn, this man was the bane of my life. This is a tragic tale of unrequited lust, ASBOs and Microsoft Pinball.

About ten years ago, my Great Aunt Wilhelmina died, which was kind of sad, but she was wadded and left most of it to me. I was unmarried and needed to bag a man pronto to stop the dirty dogs at the Revenue from taking my stash.

The man I chose was a part-time politics teacher at the least impressive college on the Isle Of Man, whom I met when he vomited on my shoes during a dinner party at the Micronesian ambassador's gaff. He was a pathetic runt of a man, puny of frame and diffident of disposition, but I have a hook nose and can't attract the movie-star type. Plus, he had two advantages - he didn't snore, and his moustache tickled my hare lip when we made out. He would do.

Little did I know that he was a desperate delusional who had read too much John Steinbeck and believed he lived in 1930s dustbowl California. He continually moaned about the poor dust harvest, and every time we went to Nando's he would call the waiter a 'mean hombre'. I suppose I should have seen it coming when he arrived late at our wedding wearing a stetson and six-inch cowboy heels, moaning about the job situation in Sacramento.

Still, at first the situation wasn't too bad, and I shall always treasure my memories of those sultry evenings when we would park his Morris Minor in the car park round the back of Lidl, and sit naked on the back seat discussing the relative merits of the Swiss system of devolved power as opposed to the traditional bicameral legislature, while I twirled his moustache with my little finger.

Then it started to go wrong. On our last trip to Nando's before the ban, he had just told the waiter to 'fetch me another brew compadre, or else I'll menace yo chica with my sixgun, kapeesh?' when the wiater, who was an IT student from Rio de Janeiro earning some holiday money and hadn't understood a word, nonetheless objected to Williams waving his 'dust shovel' in front of the other diners, and informed the police, who promptly issued an ASBO and a control order.

One of the manifestations of his delusional reality was that he needed to play era-appropriate games such as horseshoes, where the competitors have to get a horseshoe over a stake in the ground. Living as we did in the middle of Romford, horseshoes were hard to come by, and so he would break his curfew by sneaking to a farm to steal them. One night, the farmer set a trap, and about three hundred jobbing Polish immigrants ran at him waving machetes, which must have been deeply disturbing. However, worse was yet to come, as as he turned to flee, one immigrant fellow, who happened to bear an uncanny resemblance in both appearance and aspect to John Malkovich as Lenny in 'Of Mice And Men', emerged from the bushes with a squawking chicken perched upon the end of his penis.

The combination of these events turned him into a gibbering wreck. He became a pale shadow of his former self, and since his former self had been a pale shadow of an adeqaute husband, things had gotten desperate. He took to his study and devoted his life to writing a book on the philosophy of Microsoft Pinball.

One day he emerged to suggest that I swap places with Edith Brownshaw, the head bitch at the Wymyn's Institute. Edith Brownshaw is a crouching weasel of a woman who isn't even any good at cross-stitch, and I don't care if she finds out I said that.

As you can imagine, I was mortified, but the final straw came when I discovered that he had sent the Brownshaw skank an email asking her if she could send him some photos of her posing in her control-top stockings.

Well, that was it. I used most of Wilhelmina's wad on securing a top-spec lawyer who took him for all he was worth, and last time I saw him, he claimed he was living 'on the lam', which later transpired was his code for admitting he was now an itinerant sheep-nit picker.

― THIS PIECE, RENDERED IN 1992-ERA CONSUMER-GRADE SOFTWARE, FEATURES A COMMENTARY , Thursday, 15 March 2007 06:58 (eighteen years ago)

FIRST off i dont wanna seem like a no it all.. but umm everyone in the music industry knows that tupac is alive....

black haze is in fact tupac..... the reason this man had set such obvious clues.. is because pac is a smart nigga and he wants everyone to say exactly what alot of ppl on this page are saying " well that exit makavelli enter black haze is too upfront , It cant be him its sumone that wished they were him" A DUH PPL! ... further more .. if you want facual evidence .. just listen to the tracks.. lolz.. Elvis is not a complexity to impersonate.. No one can impersonate pac..

and if you listen to his voice on these song you'll notice .. that his voice is a little more scratchy and he Takes deeper harder breathes.... That because that shootin on the vegas strip did in fact go down .. he was hit in a lung and in the right side of his throat with 2 of the shots he took.. this fucked him up... He didnt wanna return to the game either .. cause he had haD IT.. all pac ever wanted was to get money.. he never cared about the fame.. he wanted money becuase he hated poverty.. He didnt wanna see his family suffer the way he did.... see everyone forgets .. this man was stressing from the fame guys .. he wanted out .. He almost offed himself outta anguish from all the emenmies he made during his rise to fame..

.. just listen to the tracks guys ... try to think like him yo..... of coarse hes gonna set those obvious clues... Hes wants the mystery to live on.. and he knew that , .. That would make ppl disagree wit on another..

Samantha Jean on Thursday, 15 March 2007 11:48 (1 hour ago)

― am0n, Thursday, 15 March 2007 13:37 (eighteen years ago)

goddamned no it all, think they no everything

― bb, Thursday, 15 March 2007 13:45 (eighteen years ago)

[Removed Illegal Link]

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 15 March 2007 17:39 (eighteen years ago)

oh honestly

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 15 March 2007 17:40 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIovbVUvfa4

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 15 March 2007 17:40 (eighteen years ago)

"Why are you ingesting that?"

"To prove a point."

― latebloomer, Thursday, 15 March 2007 17:47 (eighteen years ago)

That lady rules

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 15 March 2007 17:50 (eighteen years ago)

i take message board racism very seriously

strongohulkington on Thursday, 15 March 2007 16:03 (1 hour ago)

― jaxon, Thursday, 15 March 2007 18:12 (eighteen years ago)

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/03/carmen-electra-max-factor-salutes-01.jpg
http://thesuperficial.com/2007/03/carmen-electra-max-factor-salutes-02.jpg
http://thesuperficial.com/2007/03/carmen-electra-max-factor-salutes-03.jpg
http://thesuperficial.com/2007/03/carmen-electra-max-factor-salutes-04.jpg
http://thesuperficial.com/2007/03/carmen-electra-max-factor-salutes-05.jpg
http://thesuperficial.com/2007/03/carmen-electra-max-factor-salutes-06.jpg

― ^@^, Thursday, 15 March 2007 19:09 (eighteen years ago)

http://216.239.59.104/search?q=cache:P7gBvKBqbZ0J:en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miss_Amp+miss+amp&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=6

― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 15 March 2007 19:14 (eighteen years ago)

important and key

― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 15 March 2007 19:26 (eighteen years ago)

A rogue moderator is editing messages with impunity

― am0n, Thursday, 15 March 2007 19:32 (eighteen years ago)

CALL THE SQUIRREL POLICE

― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 15 March 2007 19:58 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=oink+invite

― g®▲Ðұ, Thursday, 15 March 2007 21:29 (eighteen years ago)

whoops

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=oink+invite

― g®▲Ðұ, Thursday, 15 March 2007 21:30 (eighteen years ago)

THIS TYPE OF SHIT CAN HAVE IRL CONSEQUENCES

Wrinklepaws on Wednesday, March 14, 2007 2:47 PM (Yesterday)

I'd like to have irl consequences with Ultragrrrrl, hey lads, eh eh?

Dom Passantino on Thursday, March 15, 2007 7:14 AM (9 hours ago)

― deej, Thursday, 15 March 2007 21:39 (eighteen years ago)

crosspost with

I'm pretty sure the only things me and Ethan agree on are Eazy E and fat girls.

Dom Passantino on Thursday, 15 March 2007 17:22 (4 hours ago)

― and what, Thursday, 15 March 2007 21:47 (eighteen years ago)

Okay - my hamster just died, Some asshole hit my car while it was parked on the street - oh, and last night I was doing laundry and I was so excited because I found a wet $20 bill in the washer I put it dryer, left it in there overnight (community laundry - this morning I figured out that the 20 I found in the wash was part of the 120 I took out of the bank and stuffed in my pocket and so looked in the dryer hoping to find the other 100 - fucking neighbors....so your rejection is just perfectly timed - at least it wasnt buzzkill -
Anyway, the hamster, the car, even the missing money - those things suck, but, I don't take them too personaly - I was the only one who answered the questions and got rejected - and there is no justice in the world - "just us" - not me - bad things always happen to good people - maybe I was just a huge asshole in a past life - anyway, I feel a little better after all this typing - I dont quite have it in me to go through the formality of answering all your oh so meaningful questions again - but I'll give you the truth this time..not that it was all bullshit - my name is susan, I fucking hate los angeles (I'm sick of ferraris, fake boobs, stupid people and constant fucking sunshine - I miss the east coast) I could care less about defining rockism - Wikipedia has it all but does that word really exist? I guess so but it will be in my vocab - I suppose its the equivalent of me saying "that rocks" - but I don't really know what that means - I'm a great scrabble player but I'm no fucking Webster Dictionary - so I bullshit - I apologize - moving on I have no favorite picture of Cat Power - Do most people have a favorite picture of anyone - I don't even have a favorite pictue of my mom - but whatever - I've even include bonus pic of fiona apple and yours truly - please no neg comments about it (dont be mean) - I just want you know the face of whom you're crushing. Moving on , I also don't care to write an essay on Deerhoof or Steven whatever his name is but I do have a CD from both artists in my itunes library and if I had to delete one I'd delete Deerhoof - Ideally I'd keep one song from each - the rest of the songs are probably taking up space that could be better utilized - but ayway, my only sincere regret is that I lied about the albums "that others have successfully downloaded from you in the past week" - and I think its an invasive question but, I guess oink can ask whatever they want - I'm a heterosexual female, I speak only one language (really) but I can say hello in several - I think yellow might be my favorite color and I'm not sure what I want to be when I grow up - I went to catholic school - I'm not a practicing catholic - I believe in something? - and I feel feel guilty eating pasta and donuts - but I think I like pasta - I'm not so sure sure about donuts - the last three CDs downloaded from me: Neil Young, Dire Straits and Alanis Morissette...I just want one invite - I won't bother you again
peace in the middle east

sjfecher on Friday, 16 March 2007 03:02 (47 minutes ago)

― g®▲Ðұ, Friday, 16 March 2007 03:59 (eighteen years ago)

"Garvin, 42, had been carrying two semiautomatic firearms and a bag with a fake beard and 100 rounds of ammunition, Mayor Michael Bloomberg said"

LOL @ misplaced modifiers

― moonship journey to baja, Friday, 16 March 2007 06:57 (eighteen years ago)

How long did it take you to write that miss amp wiki entry, dom?

also lol @ oink invite google search result.

― Pashmina, Friday, 16 March 2007 10:08 (eighteen years ago)

http://myspace-695.vo.llnwd.net/01318/59/64/1318474695_l.jpg

― rrrobyn, Saturday, 17 March 2007 04:46 (eighteen years ago)

another borat biter

― ▒█▄█ ▄▄ ▒█▄█, Saturday, 17 March 2007 13:54 (eighteen years ago)

whoof.

― s1ocki, Saturday, 17 March 2007 19:06 (eighteen years ago)

DJ Blogs.

Matthew Perpetua MP3Js for the likes of New Order and the Fiery Furnaces.
You might think that doesn't count, but you'd be wrong.

Wrinklepaws on Wednesday, March 14, 2007 6:31 PM (2 days ago)

SOOO OBVIOUSLY A FAKIR

― jaxon, Sunday, 18 March 2007 00:46 (eighteen years ago)

what does that post even mean??

― jessie monster, Sunday, 18 March 2007 00:47 (eighteen years ago)

Perpetua's mp3jay lists on his blog + the comments posted to those entries are the stuff of legend.

― Taking Cuddlestein Mountain by Strategy, Sunday, 18 March 2007 18:19 (eighteen years ago)

im really looking for a cross between tired old eurotrance and daniel johnston w/ a gay flair of hiphop-ness. it's really an uphill clime- i may say!

dice in my pockets on Sunday, March 18, 2007 2:12 PM (31 minutes ago)

^^ new fave poster

― am0n, Sunday, 18 March 2007 18:47 (eighteen years ago)

[Removed Illegal Link]

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 19 March 2007 01:05 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuRboJGfrD0

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 19 March 2007 01:06 (eighteen years ago)

I think the top/bottom is symptomatic of fetishisation of the body as a separate collection of parts rather than as an organic whole. That's fine if you're after casual sex, but if you're actually interested in the person it can be pretty unrewarding. The whole active/passive thing is gay sex observed through heterosexual eyes. The fact that many gay men still perceive it in such a manner shows how strong the socialisation and normalisation of heterosexual roles in our upbringing is..

*phew* hand me a queer theory textbook someone, I need to fan myself down.

hobart paving (hobart paving) on Friday, October 28, 2005 6:16 AM (1 year ago)

― get bent, Monday, 19 March 2007 04:28 (eighteen years ago)

Ultragrrrl hate is so passe

don't hate the playa, hate the game

Wrinklepaws on Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:40 (4 days ago)

― deej, Monday, 19 March 2007 18:12 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/141/403989067_e50992154d_o.jpg

― jessie monster, Monday, 19 March 2007 21:55 (eighteen years ago)

George Chen {press@alternativetentacles.com}

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

GREEDY ex-DKs OK SONG FOR RAPE SCENE IN NEW TARANTINO MOVIE

East Bay Ray and Co. have gone ahead and cleared a cover version of
Dead Kennedys' "Too Drunk to Fuck" for a brutal scene in Grindhouse, a
'double-feature' directed by Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez.
This is their lowest point since Levi's. I Like some of Tarnatino's
work, another place in the film might have been fine. But this goes
against everything the Dead Kennedys stands for in spades.
The scene is actually in the "Planet Terror" film directed by
Rodriguez. Tarantino himself is pointing a gun at a disabled amputee
woman's head yelling "Dance, Bitch!" as the Nouvelle Vague cover of
"Too Drunk to Fuck" plays from a boombox. The terrified woman later
"wins" by killing Tarantino, but that excuse does not rescue this at
all. I wrote every note of that song and this is not what it was meant
for.
Some people will do anything for money. I can't help but think back to
how prudish Klaus Flouride was when he objected to H.R. Giger's
painting on the "Frankenstien" poster, saying he couldn't bear to show
it to his parents. I'd sure love to be a fly on the wall when he tries
to explain putting a song in a rape scene for money to his teenage
daughter.
The deal was pushed through by a new business manager the other three
hired, Kevin Raleigh of Associated Talent Management in Hollywood
(atmlosangeles.com).
-Jello Biafra

**Please include the original message in your response**

George Chen
Publicity for Alternative Tentacles Records
PO Box 419092, San Francisco, CA 94141-9092
phn: 510.596.8981 fax: 510.596.8982
http://www.alternativetentacles.com
AIM: georgezum

So LOLZY, I'm dying... hahahahahahahahahahahha.

― Steve Shasta, Monday, 19 March 2007 21:55 (eighteen years ago)

It's even more fun if you imagine his lisp when you read it.

― nickalicious, Monday, 19 March 2007 22:08 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.ilxor.com:8080/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=41&threadid=56742#unread

― latebloomer, Monday, 19 March 2007 23:33 (eighteen years ago)

It's even more fun if you imagine his lisp when you read it.

holy shit, that's exactly how i read it!

― ▒█▄█ ▄▄ ▒█▄█, Monday, 19 March 2007 23:34 (eighteen years ago)

some girl was telling me she wanted to hit me (ha ha) and told me that I was the only person in america who hadn't seen Fight Club :((((((

Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪ on Monday, March 19, 2007 5:02 PM (1 hour ago)

Don't take it as an insult.

jessie monster on Monday, March 19, 2007 5:04 PM (1 hour ago)

I've seen fight club!

Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪ on Monday, March 19, 2007 5:04 PM (1 hour ago)

― latebloomer, Monday, 19 March 2007 23:37 (eighteen years ago)

Fagz.

Esteban Buttez on Monday, March 19, 2007 7:05 PM (2 hours ago)

― am0n, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 01:31 (eighteen years ago)

I thought:

Someone should write a "TUOMAS Your Own Adventure."

You are faced with a howling Yeti. To your left is a steep cliff face, and to your right is a river of molten lava. Wolves are circling behind you.

DO YOU:
show it a naked picture of yourself (p. 27)
ask it what a "Sanford and Son" is (p.34)
masturbate in front of a baby (p.12)

John Justen on Monday, 19 March 2007 15:30 (Yesterday)

...was funny enough, but then scott posted:

http://www.saao.ac.za/~wpk/gallery/signs/duh.gif

...and I was, like, DYING.

― nickalicious, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 02:25 (eighteen years ago)

what thread?

― latebloomer, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 02:52 (eighteen years ago)

ha, never mind!

― latebloomer, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 02:53 (eighteen years ago)

very NSFW, but definitely one of the best videos I've ever seen on the internet: [Removed Illegal Link]

the music rules...

― BLASTOCYST, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 04:54 (eighteen years ago)

what the fuck?
http://www.uselessjunk.com/article_full.php?id=17237

― BLASTOCYST, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 04:54 (eighteen years ago)

Carl was the hottest one in ELP, easily.

Pashmina on Monday, 19 March 2007 23:43 (Yesterday)

elp on youtube

marissa on Monday, 19 March 2007 23:43 (Yesterday)

― Milton Parker, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 18:57 (eighteen years ago)

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c90/gradygillan/oinkiloveu.jpg

― g®▲Ðұ, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 22:51 (eighteen years ago)

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Ok, proof that I'm over 18... well, that's kinda hard to provide over the internet unless I give out my personal details. Will this suffice? Notice the first name on the card and my beautiful writing.

Erty on Tuesday, March 20, 2007 12:36 PM (14 minutes ago)

― g®▲Ðұ, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 22:53 (eighteen years ago)

!!!!!!!!!

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 23:08 (eighteen years ago)

grady has taken that thread into the unimaginably new and awesome

― ▒█▄█ ▄▄ ▒█▄█, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 00:22 (eighteen years ago)

MAN, I'm really glad I didn't load up the LEG FUCKING movie at work.
Cuz normally there's no nsfw links at that office. THIS WOULD QUALIFY.

― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 04:53 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.technotuesday.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/old.gif

― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 05:21 (eighteen years ago)

http://godtube.com/banned.php

― BLASTOCYST, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 05:54 (eighteen years ago)

ye gods

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 06:05 (eighteen years ago)

that 0ink invites thread on ire continues to bring fuckin' huge amounts of lulz.

― Pashmina, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 12:43 (eighteen years ago)

Anthony Michael Samson, your username is Gargamel's_Asshole

Oink Administrator on Wednesday, 21 March 2007 04:31 (8 hours ago)
OK, cool, as long as I'm in!!!!

What is my password?

Anthony Michael Samson on Wednesday, 21 March 2007 04:50 (8 hours ago)
your password is: KKlYyUuUfff5566644DDDDDDssssss

Oink Administrator on Wednesday, 21 March 2007 05:17 (8 hours ago)

tears, man

― Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 13:22 (eighteen years ago)

Browsing myspace...this is a guy I was pals with in hi school:

http://a764.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/7/l_d676afb61a701642c630b6ac7646f5e3.jpg

― BLASTOCYST, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:18 (eighteen years ago)

that tattoo is way cooler than about 95% of the ink I've see in this very inky town

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:49 (eighteen years ago)

yeah that belongs in WAHT IS AWESOME thread

― sleep, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 19:05 (eighteen years ago)

Hey is that guy's name STEVE and is he himself a tattoo artiste?

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 19:08 (eighteen years ago)

also, that must've taken forever and hurt a lot - those fine, long lines
i wld not have it on me that big or in that location but i do like it

― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 19:11 (eighteen years ago)

A zombie-enthusiast friend of mine recently got the Umbrella Corporation logo (from the Resident Evil games & movies) on the inside of her right wrist. I thought that was pretty cool.

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 19:17 (eighteen years ago)

It seems kinda regrettable to me. Maybe you have to know the guy.

No, Nick; he's just some corny indie UK student named B1ak3.

― BLASTOCYST, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 19:21 (eighteen years ago)

oh it's def corny indie fuck material

― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 19:44 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, i like it ok

― river wolf, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:13 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10_jS8L5Rtk

― deej, Thursday, 22 March 2007 00:34 (eighteen years ago)

http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/3412/pandakw1ih5.gif

― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 22 March 2007 04:15 (eighteen years ago)

hay that tatt reminds me of mine (fac 47)

― electricsound, Thursday, 22 March 2007 07:58 (eighteen years ago)

That panda makes me happy :)

― kv_nol, Thursday, 22 March 2007 11:48 (eighteen years ago)

pandas are the best

― get bent, Thursday, 22 March 2007 12:06 (eighteen years ago)

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=66408529&albumID=0&imageID=875159

― ian, Thursday, 22 March 2007 15:43 (eighteen years ago)

They really are.

― kv_nol, Thursday, 22 March 2007 15:54 (eighteen years ago)

panda lol

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 22 March 2007 16:09 (eighteen years ago)

isnt the panda reacting to another panda's fart in the original video? i cant remember.

― g®▲Ðұ, Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:37 (eighteen years ago)

sneezing not farting

― g®▲Ðұ, Thursday, 22 March 2007 18:07 (eighteen years ago)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA PP OMG

--the schef (adam schefter ha ha) on Thursday, March 22, 2007 3:58 PM (1 minute ago)

at last, some good humour to defuse the situation! some of you highly-strung types ought to learn a lesson from this. looking at you, ethan.

--unfished business on Thursday, March 22, 2007 3:58 PM (1 minute ago)

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LIMEY RETARD

--the schef (adam schefter ha ha) on Thursday, March 22, 2007 3:58 PM (59 seconds ago)

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:00 (eighteen years ago)

if it's all-out war you want, i've got all evening, but i'd rather not tyvm.

--unfished business on Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:00 (2 minutes ago)

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LIMEY RETARD

--Mr. Que on Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:00 (2 minutes ago)

― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:04 (eighteen years ago)

mantra for nu ilx

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:15 (eighteen years ago)

friend yesterday had never heard the word "scatology." "is that like eschatology?"

― get bent, Friday, 23 March 2007 17:58 (eighteen years ago)

what thread is that from??

― jessie monster, Friday, 23 March 2007 18:01 (eighteen years ago)

friend yesterday had never heard the word "scatology." "is that like eschatology?"

get bent on Friday, March 23, 2007 1:58 PM (7 minutes ago)

Its cute and nice this way but if it were reversed it would be meh

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Friday, 23 March 2007 18:06 (eighteen years ago)

otm

― get bent, Friday, 23 March 2007 18:11 (eighteen years ago)

the conversation happened because of this:

http://www.scat.org/

― get bent, Friday, 23 March 2007 18:32 (eighteen years ago)

yes ethan, a sci-fi villain of vague and innacurate ethnic heritage (a Sikh from the 25th century who cuts his hair?) and a video game character are on equal footing with the most popular cartoon in American history. I think there's some vast scale of difference there.

Shakey Mo Collier on Friday, March 23, 2007 2:26 PM (5 minutes ago)

21st century u n00b

and what on Friday, March 23, 2007 2:27 PM (5 minutes ago)

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Friday, 23 March 2007 18:34 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/picardhamster-steve.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 23 March 2007 18:56 (eighteen years ago)

Remember Mr. Hands?

― BLASTOCYST, Friday, 23 March 2007 21:30 (eighteen years ago)

The story of Kenneth Pinyan and the "zoophile" community to which he belonged is told through exquisitely composed reenactments. Devor first introduces us to a man who goes by the name "Coyote"- one of the few "zoos" to appear on camera as himself.

― and what, Friday, 23 March 2007 23:09 (eighteen years ago)

trying so hard to be good here

― and what, Friday, 23 March 2007 23:09 (eighteen years ago)

lol

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 23 March 2007 23:10 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha

― nickalicious, Friday, 23 March 2007 23:24 (eighteen years ago)

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y198/thorthemighty/6KJD3ZPE2Q6LLIEGFM7PL4673TQDCOJL.jpg

― max, Saturday, 24 March 2007 01:21 (eighteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/ca/4judges.jpg

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 26 March 2007 19:58 (eighteen years ago)

a world of chuck klosterman-esque critics is a world which is "dressing for it"

rps on Tuesday, 27 March 2007 06:14

― haitch, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 02:01 (eighteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v612/charliebucket/bjBVBClyHKKPBsKMqKz86k2hrMgY.jpg

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:54 (eighteen years ago)

http://img01.picoodle.com/img/img01/7/3/27/f_sign4m_7312b39.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 19:25 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youthink.com/quiz_images/quiz564outcome1.jpg

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 19:31 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/jillcrociata/burnbabyburn.jpg

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 19:37 (eighteen years ago)

lolz @ slater

― river wolf, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 20:55 (eighteen years ago)

Third movie can be Harold and Kumar Go See Lightning Bolt

Ned Raggett on Sunday, 25 March 2007 00:16 (2 days ago)

― sleep, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 21:32 (eighteen years ago)

fongs about sucking

Curt1s Stephens on Tuesday, March 27, 2007 5:02 PM (Yesterday)

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 14:38 (eighteen years ago)

http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/6076/10639tc.jpg

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:03 (eighteen years ago)

She's being ironic, right?

― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:16 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 20:26 (eighteen years ago)

you people clearly have not seen many penises.

jessie monster on Wednesday, 28 March 2007 20:17 (13 minutes ago)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

or they have really weird thumbs

the schef (adam schefter ha ha) on Wednesday, 28 March 2007 20:20 (10 minutes ago)

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 20:31 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0tTvkNZ8jw

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 22:22 (eighteen years ago)

check out the amazing sound sample

http://www.moogmusic.com/detail.php?main_product_id=21066

― Milton Parker, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 22:29 (eighteen years ago)

kind of cool. but why can't you just plug an fm line in into a cheaper device?

― ▒█▄█ ▄▄ ▒█▄█, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 23:22 (eighteen years ago)

check product release date

― Milton Parker, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 23:26 (eighteen years ago)

figures, i fell for the aquarius records april fools NNCK 5 cd-r release in a tray with dirt and live earthworms.

― ▒█▄█ ▄▄ ▒█▄█, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 23:43 (eighteen years ago)

AM sounds cooler anyway. Or shortwave.

― walterkranz, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 23:59 (eighteen years ago)

That sounds like the music I make anyway! (minus nice guitar)

― S-, Thursday, 29 March 2007 02:36 (eighteen years ago)

Harold and Kumar is pretty funny

― Dominique, Thursday, 29 March 2007 02:50 (eighteen years ago)

there was once a sad little belly button ring that prayed for a host.

estela on Friday, 30 March 2007 03:48 (2 hours ago)

― Fetchboy, Friday, 30 March 2007 06:45 (eighteen years ago)

By the power of Oink, I have learned that dthemora has been sticking her fingers into numerous other Oink pies.

Example of greediness #1
Example of greediness #2

Greed is the opposite of Oink, but dora is a v.v. pretty name, so I shall let it slide. Anyone else, though, BANNED.

Oink Administrator on Friday, 30 March 2007 01:42 (8 hours ago)

"greed is the opposite of oink" LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

― Pashmina, Friday, 30 March 2007 09:57 (eighteen years ago)

could someone change all his posts to sendspace links to the new modest mouse album or something like that

rps on Friday, March 30, 2007 5:35 AM (4 hours ago)

― Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Friday, 30 March 2007 10:32 (eighteen years ago)

haha

― sleep, Friday, 30 March 2007 13:30 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rK-ctpFBz8

― am0n, Friday, 30 March 2007 13:48 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dONtFBuCztM

― Noodle Vague, Friday, 30 March 2007 23:29 (eighteen years ago)

WOL (wincing out loud)

― Hurting 2, Friday, 30 March 2007 23:42 (eighteen years ago)

:}<3

I only wish he was here having an erection.

-- marissa, Saturday, March 31, 2007 8:01 PM (6 minutes ago)

― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 1 April 2007 00:08 (eighteen years ago)

theoreo, please contact me. my AIM name is Orson.

-- ▒█▄█ ▄▄ ▒█▄█, Saturday, March 31, 2007 8:14 PM (2 hours ago)

looks like youre offline, Orson

-- theoreo, Saturday, March 31, 2007 8:23 PM (1 hour ago)

― am0n, Sunday, 1 April 2007 02:24 (eighteen years ago)

^^~~▒█▄█ ▄▄ ▒█▄█~~sanskrit

― am0n, Sunday, 1 April 2007 02:26 (eighteen years ago)

― ▒█▄█ ▄▄ ▒█▄█, Sunday, 1 April 2007 03:15 (eighteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3f/David_Frizzell.jpg

― iiiijjjj, Sunday, 1 April 2007 03:17 (eighteen years ago)

sorry. that was supposed to be HUGE

― iiiijjjj, Sunday, 1 April 2007 03:18 (eighteen years ago)

Dude writes songs in sharpie

― Hurting 2, Monday, 2 April 2007 04:33 (eighteen years ago)

please release dvd's before recidivism

-- modestmickey, Sunday, 1 April 2007 20:15 (Yesterday)

RE: The Wire and I actually laughed with, not at in this case.

― forksclovetofu, Monday, 2 April 2007 07:08 (eighteen years ago)

http://i12.tinypic.com/2n6sso0.gif

― BLASTOCYST, Monday, 2 April 2007 15:34 (eighteen years ago)

haha

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 2 April 2007 15:37 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.last.fm/event/125773

lol

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 2 April 2007 23:07 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.last.fm/event/161072

^ wtf saetia?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 2 April 2007 23:14 (eighteen years ago)

haha shoes to match

http://a764.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/7/l_d676afb61a701642c630b6ac7646f5e3.jpg
http://www.hypebeast.com/upload/2007/04/new-balance-joy-division-1.jpg

― rrrobyn, Monday, 2 April 2007 23:49 (eighteen years ago)

lol i just posted those on YOUR FUCKING SHOES thread

― chaki, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 01:49 (eighteen years ago)

oh screw a no admin on noise

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/169/444369788_832fd02786_o.jpg

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 02:24 (eighteen years ago)

haha oh they came back...

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 02:24 (eighteen years ago)

I cannot wait to hear the results of Norah + Anal.

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 02:31 (eighteen years ago)

NORAAH PLUS ANALCUTN ANTICIPATION PLUS PLUS

― nickalicious, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 04:35 (eighteen years ago)

lol @ will smith

is that saetia thing 4 real?

― latebloomer, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 12:39 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.ifilm.com/video/2713146

tears

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 19:29 (eighteen years ago)

so many omgwtf moments.

― ian, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 19:38 (eighteen years ago)

"sorry i'm not a slut"

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

World Briefing | Asia
Thailand: Videos No Inspiration for Novice Pandas

By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
Published: April 3, 2007

The Chiang Mai Zoo in northern Thailand resorted to artificially inseminating its sole female panda, Lin Hui, after failing to stimulate amour between her and her cage-mate, Chuang Chuang, another panda on loan from China, by showing them videos of pandas having sex. “He just didn’t want to mate,” said Sophon Dummui, who oversees the country’s zoos. “He was looking at her as a friend.”

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 20:13 (eighteen years ago)

http://content.cartoonbox.slate.com/?feature=fc88cf0284d705056250b0019283883a

― deej, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 20:17 (eighteen years ago)

wow

― Fetchboy, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 20:22 (eighteen years ago)

i want to know what he's doing with that gardening spade that is illegal

― deej, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 20:22 (eighteen years ago)

or is it an ice cream scoop?

― deej, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 20:23 (eighteen years ago)

LOL, PANDA FRIEND ZONE

― nickalicious, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 20:30 (eighteen years ago)

woah the tragi-comedy of myspace

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 20:31 (eighteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tillamook_Cheddar_%28dog%29

― ian, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 20:42 (eighteen years ago)

Can someone explain the comic to me.

If you get crunk with a knife you'll go to jail?

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 20:49 (eighteen years ago)

mega man rofflez

― gnarly sceptre, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 21:07 (eighteen years ago)

If you get crunk with a knife you'll go to jail?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 21:07 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.ifilm.com/video/2665580

i'm not even a big fan of office space but that made me chuckle

― latebloomer, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 21:56 (eighteen years ago)

4-1-Little Wayne, Jim Jones, Young
Jeezy; Baby;Fat Joe; Rich Boy at 1st Mariner Arena

Did you B-more folks check it out...

-- curmudgeon, Tuesday, April 3, 2007 11:47 AM (11 hours ago)

i don't have money to see a price-bloated show like Little Wayne, James Jones, Adolescent Jeezy, Obese Joe, Posh Lad

-- am0n, Tuesday, April 3, 2007 6:10 PM (5 hours ago)

i forgot Infant

-- am0n, Tuesday, April 3, 2007 10:49 PM (28 minutes ago)

a.k.a. Avian Person a.k.a. Premiere Astonisher

-- Alex in Baltimore, Tuesday, April 3, 2007 11:15 PM (2 minutes ago)

― and what, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 03:22 (eighteen years ago)

re that myspace kids thing: my sister took down her profile on recomendation of her college counselor because apparently admissions will sometimes look at profiles.

― jaxon, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 04:50 (eighteen years ago)

seriously?

do they post the rejection notice in your comments?

― s1ocki, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 06:12 (eighteen years ago)

re that myspace kids thing: my sister took down her profile on recomendation of her college counselor because apparently admissions will sometimes look at profiles.

-- jaxon, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 04:50 (8 hours ago)
seriously?

do they post the rejection notice in your comments?

-- s1ocki, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 06:12 (6 hours ago)

― latebloomer, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 12:51 (eighteen years ago)

lol u didn't get in :/

― s1ocki, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 14:17 (eighteen years ago)

Thanx 4 The Application!

― sleep, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 14:35 (eighteen years ago)

hahahaha

― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 14:48 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha sleep

― s1ocki, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 16:43 (eighteen years ago)

my boss checks myspace profiles before interviewing people. one rez came in from some girl and he checked it out and her whole page was kottonmouth kings + pics of her face down in a bong. i might have seen her in that montage upthread.

― rps, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 17:22 (eighteen years ago)

http://wonkette.com/assets/resources/2007/04/cd-thumb.jpg

― deej, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 19:03 (eighteen years ago)

UR GONA GET RAPED

― deej, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 19:03 (eighteen years ago)

He's actually skulking in the shadows! Did he get bitten by a werewolf or something?

― David R., Wednesday, 4 April 2007 19:08 (eighteen years ago)

Big Dick = Boo Radley

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 19:11 (eighteen years ago)

Speaking of unpopular vice presidents, Dick Cheney consistently ranks among the less popular elected officials that the Times/CBS News poll studies. In this one, 48 percent of the general public said they had an unfavorable view of Mr. Cheney. And 48 percent of Republicans said they had a favorable view of Mr. Cheney.

― deej, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 19:22 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUk3T2Kfno
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

― deej, Thursday, 5 April 2007 00:46 (eighteen years ago)

i guess thats not really lmao.

― deej, Thursday, 5 April 2007 00:54 (eighteen years ago)

Foxy0321 (1 hour ago)
I've seen these darling creatures in our zoo and despite the fact that they should be in the wild, they are where they should be. If I'm not mistaken, they are the only survivors of the Exxon oil spill

― rps, Thursday, 5 April 2007 00:55 (eighteen years ago)

now that is lmao

― latebloomer, Thursday, 5 April 2007 02:15 (eighteen years ago)

All the bands and albums you talk about are fucking boring and obvious. People who listen to Jet might find your musical wisdom enlightening, but 95% of people on here don't really want to see any more Sufjan fellating.

-- Drooone, Thursday, 5 April 2007 02:26 (7 hours ago)
But I got to start somewhere if I want to write for pitchfork!

-- wesley useche, Thursday, 5 April 2007 02:37 (7 hours ago)

― Pashmina, Thursday, 5 April 2007 10:14 (eighteen years ago)

But I got to start somewhere if I want to write for pitchfork!
But I got to start somewhere if I want to write for pitchfork!
But I got to start somewhere if I want to write for pitchfork!
But I got to start somewhere if I want to write for pitchfork!
But I got to start somewhere if I want to write for pitchfork!

Also lololol@modj pwnj

― Pashmina, Thursday, 5 April 2007 10:14 (eighteen years ago)

wfmu killed me with this link:
Hithouse - Jack To The Sound Of The Underground

― sanskrit, Thursday, 5 April 2007 11:36 (eighteen years ago)

haha cocaine

― rrrobyn, Thursday, 5 April 2007 16:45 (eighteen years ago)

http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/8746/hoooozo2.gif

― kingfish, Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:11 (eighteen years ago)

― ghost rider, Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:16 (eighteen years ago)

"...to the steen," am i right

― ghost rider, Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:17 (eighteen years ago)

the reaping III: u gona get reaped

-- rps, Thursday, April 5, 2007 12:43 PM (29 minutes ago)

― sleep, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:13 (eighteen years ago)

http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u288/rpspix/dontblameindia.jpg?t=1175843110

― rps, Friday, 6 April 2007 07:06 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.alessonislearned.com/
not political but...

-- Fetchboy (Felcher), Monday, November 7, 2005 10:17 PM (1 year ago)

Whoa- incredibly badass art! Thanks.

-- viborgu, Monday, November 7, 2005 10:43 PM (1 year ago)

guys i think you may be missing the point of the thread.

-- s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, November 7, 2005 10:44 PM (1 year ago)

incredibly bad ass art tho, slocki!

-- strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Monday, November 7, 2005 10:46 PM (1 year ago)

― and what, Friday, 6 April 2007 14:10 (eighteen years ago)

what thread was that again??

― s1ocki, Friday, 6 April 2007 14:31 (eighteen years ago)

racial puppetry in right wing comics

― and what, Friday, 6 April 2007 14:38 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.ilxor.com:8080/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=41&threadid=57046

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 6 April 2007 16:03 (eighteen years ago)

http://static.crooksandliars.com/2007/04/tof-babybook.jpg

― deej, Friday, 6 April 2007 16:18 (eighteen years ago)

NO INJURIES HAVE BEE

― sexyDancer, Friday, 6 April 2007 16:22 (eighteen years ago)

http://student.biology.arizona.edu/honors2003/group06/Picture%2050.jpg

― ian, Friday, 6 April 2007 16:29 (eighteen years ago)

You can't really blame Dr.Morbius for hating on Nielsen, dude destroyed his chances of uncovering more alien scientific knowledge! Plus he's fucking his daughter.

-- Daniel_Rf, Friday, April 6, 2007 6:25 PM

― fies, Friday, 6 April 2007 17:00 (eighteen years ago)

MADE: I Want To Be A Hipster
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNTs7thH3MQ

Watch how Matt is transformed from a JCrew wearing Jersey boy to a bonafide skinny-jean wearing, LES hipster.

― jaxon, Friday, 6 April 2007 19:28 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ooa8nHKPZ5k

― ^@^, Friday, 6 April 2007 21:34 (eighteen years ago)

squeevey (59 minutes ago)
If you wanna bling roll with the HP48GX.

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Friday, 6 April 2007 21:52 (eighteen years ago)

awesome, horrible flow though

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 6 April 2007 21:59 (eighteen years ago)

ha. that's so my wife. she's got the biggest crush on TI and was a math major

― jaxon, Friday, 6 April 2007 22:01 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2u8CHY_Yzc

― latebloomer, Saturday, 7 April 2007 00:03 (eighteen years ago)

http://northfur.timduru.org/prosthetic_shop/lrg_dolphin_muzzle/dolphin_app08.JPG

http://northfur.timduru.org/prosthetic_shop/lrg_dolphin_muzzle/dolphin_app11.JPG

― am0n, Saturday, 7 April 2007 00:09 (eighteen years ago)

http://northfur.timduru.org/prosthetic_shop/pig_muzzle/pig_app1.jpg

http://northfur.timduru.org/prosthetic_shop/lrg_dolphin_muzzle/dolphin_app08.JPG

― am0n, Saturday, 7 April 2007 00:10 (eighteen years ago)

lol oops

http://northfur.timduru.org/prosthetic_shop.html#monster

http://northfur.timduru.org/prosthetic_shop/pig_muzzle/pig_app1.jpg

― am0n, Saturday, 7 April 2007 00:12 (eighteen years ago)

I'd forgotten how much I love "What You Know" (though it's depressing that it took that video to remind me)

― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 7 April 2007 01:14 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2u8CHY_Yzc

-- latebloomer, Saturday, 7 April 2007 00:03 (5 hours ago)

someone gag these idiots plzzzzzzz

― am0n, Saturday, 7 April 2007 06:00 (eighteen years ago)

http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/3080/grimeglickkp2.png

-- abanana, Saturday, April 7, 2007 2:00 AM (12 hours ago)

― stevie, Saturday, 7 April 2007 13:29 (eighteen years ago)

I am sure George Michael would love to stick that sax in "Careless Whisper" up his anal.

-- Geir Hongro, Saturday, April 7, 2007 12:23 PM (2 hours ago)

― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 7 April 2007 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/mahassociates.jpg

― forksclovetofu, Sunday, 8 April 2007 06:33 (eighteen years ago)

http://importantrecords.com/images/content/imprec097_minazocd.jpg

― forksclovetofu, Sunday, 8 April 2007 06:35 (eighteen years ago)

hahahaaha
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxigNvJxGn4

― BLASTOCYST, Sunday, 8 April 2007 15:24 (eighteen years ago)

roffles in a half shell

― iiiijjjj, Sunday, 8 April 2007 15:38 (eighteen years ago)

old, but related

― forksclovetofu, Sunday, 8 April 2007 16:04 (eighteen years ago)

Turtles video: Mosh part is so perfect.

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, 8 April 2007 16:39 (eighteen years ago)

best part is the guy in the crowd with the little dangly red locks and the lennon glasses doin the fist pump at teh turtles. i laughed so hard i gotta find some pizza layin on the ground now to power back up

― iiiijjjj, Sunday, 8 April 2007 19:42 (eighteen years ago)

Some things that confused me:
why are they so sparkly
why are they wearing wrestling shoes
how do you get the mouths to move like that
does this remind anyone of Wynona's Big Brown Beaver (good thing i cant get yellow-carded anymore...)

― BLASTOCYST, Sunday, 8 April 2007 20:47 (eighteen years ago)

i like the guy in the labcoat spazzing out

― am0n, Sunday, 8 April 2007 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

I like LeWitt the conceptual artist and theorist more so than LeWitt the painter and sculptor.

-- jaymc, Monday, April 9, 2007 12:09 PM (2 hours ago)
well done but I assume both are dead

RIP

-- RJG, Monday, April 9, 2007 12:15 PM (2 hours ago)

― cutty, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:30 (eighteen years ago)

eating chinese in nyc chinatown is risky, i lived down there for 2.5 years so i probably ate the equivalent of one whole stray cat

-- elmo argonaut, Monday, April 9, 2007 2:25 PM (18 minutes ago)

― m coleman, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:46 (eighteen years ago)

http://eeuauaughhhuauaahh.ytmnd.com/

― jaxon, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:02 (eighteen years ago)

^^^

LOL x population of austria

― ^@^, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:07 (eighteen years ago)

agagag

― sleep, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:27 (eighteen years ago)

x california

― sleep, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:27 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.baraskit.se/random/archive/8/pancake2.html

― ^@^, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:07 (eighteen years ago)

The "THAT TIME OF THE MONTH":

2 parts berry vodka
2 parts pickled beet juice
1 part pomegranite juice
1 part chambord

Served on ice once every lunar cycle.

-- nickalicious, Tuesday, March 6, 2007 4:57 PM (1 month ago)

Preferably drank from a flank steak folded in half.

-- nickalicious, Tuesday, March 6, 2007 4:58 PM (1 month ago)

― am0n, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 00:40 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1T_tyE2yHI
has this been posted

― deej, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 15:35 (eighteen years ago)

omfg

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 15:47 (eighteen years ago)

cosigned!!!

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 16:27 (eighteen years ago)

best blooper reel ever

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 16:35 (eighteen years ago)

it gets so graphic as it goes on, like the guy who gets crushed by the machines

that said my favorite is the foot getting stuck in the lawnmower somehow

― deej, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 16:59 (eighteen years ago)

or the guy who falls from the crane onto a box of tools!

― deej, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 17:00 (eighteen years ago)

or the guy who's dumber than a bag of hammers!

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 17:12 (eighteen years ago)

I've seen in my lifetime at least a dozen car accidents happen, and not once have I ever seen anything burst into flames. Especially nothing from the trunk of a parked car.

― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 17:14 (eighteen years ago)

In other words, I'm missing out.

― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 17:15 (eighteen years ago)

I can't watch youtube at work but is it that safety video with the music? I'm guessing it's that safety video.

― nickalicious, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 18:14 (eighteen years ago)

less music, more improbably awesome accidents

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 18:17 (eighteen years ago)

lookit line #23:

http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&tab=wl&q=

― latebloomer, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 23:06 (eighteen years ago)

er..

--Go to Google.com

--Click on Maps.

--Click on get Directions.

--From New York,New York

--To Paris,France.

--And read line # 23.

― latebloomer, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 23:07 (eighteen years ago)

how bout you just tell us what it says :)

― chaki, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 23:18 (eighteen years ago)

1.
Head southwest on Broadway toward Warren St 0.2 mi
1 min
2.
Turn left at Park Row 0.1 mi
1 min
3.
Slight right at Frankfort St 0.3 mi
1 min
4.
Turn left at Pearl St 56 ft
5.
Turn right onto the F.D.R. Dr N ramp 0.4 mi
1 min
6.
Merge onto FDR Dr N 7.7 mi
12 mins
7.
Take exit 17 on the left for Triboro Bridge/Grand Central Pkwy toward I-278/Bruckner Expy 0.4 mi
2 mins
8.
Merge onto Triborough Bridge
Partial toll road
0.4 mi
1 min
9.
Merge onto I-278 E via the ramp to I-87 N/Bronx/Upstate N Y/New England 0.6 mi
1 min
10.
Take exit 47 to merge onto Bruckner Expy/I-278 E toward New Haven 1.9 mi
2 mins
11.
Take the I-278 E exit toward New Haven 0.3 mi
12.
Merge onto Bruckner Expy 5.0 mi
6 mins
13.
Continue on I-95 N
Partial toll road
Entering Connecticut
62.1 mi
1 hour 12 mins

...
14.
Take exit 48 on the left to merge onto I-91 N toward Hartford 36.8 mi
37 mins

...
15.
Take exit 29 for US-5 N/CT-15 toward I-84/E Hartford/Boston 0.4 mi
16.
Merge onto CT-15 N 1.7 mi
2 mins
17.
Merge onto I-84 E
Partial toll road
Entering Massachusetts
40.7 mi
38 mins

...
18.
Take the exit onto I-90 E/Mass Pike/Massachusetts Turnpike toward N.H.-Maine/Boston
Partial toll road
56.0 mi
56 mins

...
19.
Take exit 24 A-B-C on the left toward I-93 N/Concord NH/S Station/I-93 S/Quincy 0.4 mi
1 min
20.
Merge onto Atlantic Ave 0.8 mi
3 mins
21.
Turn right at Central St 0.1 mi
22.
Turn right at Long Wharf 0.1 mi
23.
Swim across the Atlantic Ocean 3,462 mi
29 days 0 hours

...
24.
Slight right at E05 0.5 mi
2 mins
25.
At the traffic circle, take the 2nd exit onto E05/Pont Vauban 0.1 mi
26.
Turn right at E05
Partial toll road
17.3 mi
22 mins

...
27.
At the traffic circle, take the 2nd exit onto A131/E05 heading to A131/Rouen/Paris/Evreux
Partial toll road
9.1 mi
8 mins
28.
Take the exit onto A13/E05/L'Autoroute de Normandie
Partial toll road
20.3 mi
17 mins

...
29.
Take the exit onto A13/E05/L'Autoroute de Normandie
Partial toll road
56.5 mi
47 mins

...
30.
Take the exit on the left onto A14 toward Nanterre/La Défense
Partial toll road
12.5 mi
16 mins

...
31.
Slight right at N13 1.4 mi
3 mins
32.
Turn right at Avenue de Neuilly/N13 269 ft
33.
At the traffic circle, take the 4th exit onto Avenue de la Grande Armée 0.7 mi
3 mins
34.
At Place Charles de Gaulle, take the 5th exit onto Avenue des Champs-Elysées 1.3 mi
3 mins
35.
Slight right at Voie Georges Pompidou 1.4 mi
3 mins
36.
Slight left to stay on Voie Georges Pompidou 440 ft
37.
Slight right at Quai de la Mégisserie 377 ft
38.
Continue on Quai de Gesvres 0.2 mi
1 min
39.
Turn left at Place de l'Hôtel de Ville

― latebloomer, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 23:20 (eighteen years ago)

my favorite part about that video is the scream at 1:33

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 23:35 (eighteen years ago)

latebloomer, do you read boing boing

― JW, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 23:50 (eighteen years ago)

no, i did get that from a myspace bulletin though so that's probably worse

― latebloomer, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 23:55 (eighteen years ago)

what's funny about that is a dude that just broke his own world record for longest distance swam

http://sports.yahoo.com/top/news?slug=ap-brazil-amazonswimmer&prov=ap&type=lgns

A 52-year-old man who swam the 3,272-mile length of the Amazon River was released from the hospital Monday and recovering from health problems brought on by the 65-day swim

― jaxon, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 00:16 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha damn:

Averaging about 50 miles a day after setting off from the river's source in Peru on Feb. 1, Strel contended with exhaustion and delirium as well as the piranhas, alligators and bloodsucking toothpick fish that inhabit the world's second-longest river.

― latebloomer, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 00:18 (eighteen years ago)

are those the same as those candiru fish that aleegedly can swim up urethras?

― latebloomer, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 00:22 (eighteen years ago)

no you are thinking of the "Extra Slim" Tuomas fish

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 00:23 (eighteen years ago)

hahahahahaha

― latebloomer, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 01:00 (eighteen years ago)

it gets so graphic as it goes on, like the guy who gets crushed by the machines

i like the black and white slo mo passgae where the blonde hot girl turns her head and turns out to be a momus

― sanskrit, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 01:02 (eighteen years ago)

at least the amazon dude avoided the deadly pirahna-caans:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/sexymollusk/piranhacaan.jpg

― latebloomer, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 01:05 (eighteen years ago)

think before you post PSA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwBz-hxjSLU

― jaxon, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 03:07 (eighteen years ago)

http://shockingcats.ytmnd.com/

― jaxon, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 03:09 (eighteen years ago)

okay, THAT'S AMAZING

― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 03:47 (eighteen years ago)

lol @ lecherous janitor

― am0n, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 04:00 (eighteen years ago)

i watched that shocking cats thing for about 2 minutes before realizing there weren't gonna be no new shocked cats

― iiiijjjj, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 04:43 (eighteen years ago)

I thought I saw the pupils dialate in the blue-eyed cat .

― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 05:05 (eighteen years ago)

killer one-two punch there jaxon!

― latebloomer, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 05:09 (eighteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v201/sevenxviii/kroeger-sundae.jpg
-- Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, April 10, 2007 11:43 PM (9 minutes ago)

― Lingbert, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 06:53 (eighteen years ago)

where did THAT originate?!?!!

― JW, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 13:37 (eighteen years ago)

dying

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:10 (eighteen years ago)

http://holamun2.com/candy/original/chingo-bling-fruit-picker/

― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:17 (eighteen years ago)

i, too, read ytmnd

― fies, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:51 (eighteen years ago)

http://img.turn.com/r/img?url=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.turn.com%2Fimg-data%2F160x600_even2_1.gif

― dmr, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:32 (eighteen years ago)

"'Magic Bullet' of weight loss"????

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:36 (eighteen years ago)

Modern folklore suggests that at the moment of death, when the soul leaves the body, the body loses 21 grams.

― deej, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:42 (eighteen years ago)

the jfk conspiracy theory of weight loss??
xpost

― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:42 (eighteen years ago)

the as-seen-on-tv personal countertop blender of weight loss?

― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:42 (eighteen years ago)

list previous "magic bullets" of weight loss here:

1.

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:43 (eighteen years ago)

the gif kills me, it's like human dig-dug

― dmr, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:45 (eighteen years ago)

"magic bullets" = violent shits

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:46 (eighteen years ago)

http://a1468.g.akamai.net/f/1468/580/1d/pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/15093/200.jpg

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:50 (eighteen years ago)

I might try master cleanse ^_^

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:57 (eighteen years ago)

jon my dad did a master cleanse 2 weeks ago, he described his excreta in detail :( :( DNW

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:59 (eighteen years ago)

oh man

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

master cleanse didn't do shit for me

― cutty, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 21:52 (eighteen years ago)

is master cleanse the cayenne-molasses-lemon-fasting magic bullet?

― sexyDancer, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=37915

YES

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 22:13 (eighteen years ago)

Aargh, just thinking about that makes my intestines crawl.

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 22:19 (eighteen years ago)

Truly fantastic 100% worthwhile reading, one of my favorite journalism pieces:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/weekend/story/0,3605,663391,00.html

― Steve Shasta, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 22:23 (eighteen years ago)

^^^ otm. i still refer people to that article.

― ^@^, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 22:49 (eighteen years ago)

ugh i wouldn't trust anything endorsed so enthusiastically by nude spock :(

― bell_labs, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 23:20 (eighteen years ago)

i still think that stuff is bullshit haha but i wanna try it anyway

― river wolf, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 23:28 (eighteen years ago)

bell_labs otfm, that alone might keep me from ever trying it

― sleep, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 23:48 (eighteen years ago)

there was a first hand account of a colon irrigation in rated rookie a few years back. i will never forget reading it, during the author's third pass on the can he runs out screaming that the bathroom is filthy with vermin. doctor running the place says "no, those translucent spiders having been living up your ass all this time". from tainted meat, or something.

― sanskrit, Thursday, 12 April 2007 00:01 (eighteen years ago)

k now i'm definitely never doing it

― sleep, Thursday, 12 April 2007 00:06 (eighteen years ago)

WTF

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 12 April 2007 00:08 (eighteen years ago)

http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/7/4/11/f_sadabem_93cd018.jpg
-- I DIED, Wednesday, April 11, 2007 3:58 PM (3 hours ago)

― sleep, Thursday, 12 April 2007 00:12 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha that is so awesome.

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 12 April 2007 00:14 (eighteen years ago)

is master cleanse the cayenne-molasses-lemon-faisting magic bullet?

fixed

― wanko ergo sum, Thursday, 12 April 2007 01:09 (eighteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/endlessxshadow/47dh6y1.gif

― chaki, Thursday, 12 April 2007 01:16 (eighteen years ago)

OMG CHAKI WTF.

― Trayce, Thursday, 12 April 2007 02:19 (eighteen years ago)

haha that's the extended version

― rrrobyn, Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:07 (eighteen years ago)

i still think that stuff is bullshit haha but i wanna try it anyway

yeah. i will do this only if get to do it in thailand.

― rrrobyn, Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:09 (eighteen years ago)

that gif is jizznotic

― latebloomer, Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:38 (eighteen years ago)

about a year too late for dipset humor to really be topical

but oh well

http://www.ohword.com/gallery2/691/camrons-rhyme-book-found

― moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 12 April 2007 10:19 (eighteen years ago)

i can't imagine getting to go to thailand and wanting to spend the whole time fasting & shitting!

xpost to rrrobyn

― bell_labs, Thursday, 12 April 2007 13:53 (eighteen years ago)

Hemanfacial.gif was my avatar on local music forum for like 6 months.

― nickalicious, Thursday, 12 April 2007 14:19 (eighteen years ago)

ya'll can't compare to Cam, ya'll rap generic flows
your girl busted dog, tell her wear a "Mask," Eric Stolz

lol

that Oh Word post is ... elaborate

― dmr, Thursday, 12 April 2007 14:37 (eighteen years ago)

this 4 u internet guys

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETQ0urHjSIk

-- Confounded, Wednesday, April 11, 2007 12:32 PM (Yesterday)

― am0n, Thursday, 12 April 2007 14:46 (eighteen years ago)

HAHAHA
i love that way too much

also cam'ron notebook - "these are pinks i like. these are pinks i hate."

(yeah, bell labs, what would happen is that i would totally detox and then, i have no doubt at all, go take a mental spaceship ride on the s.s. hroom and then swim and hang on the beach for a week or two)

― rrrobyn, Thursday, 12 April 2007 15:53 (eighteen years ago)

your girl busted dog, tell her wear a "Mask," Eric Stolz

Miscellaneous: When Rocky looks in the carnival mirror it alters his deformed face to appear almost normal. They send for his mother (Cher) to look at him. The same mirror that altered Rocky's face to appear normal should have deformed his mother's face. But when you see them looking in the mirror Cher's face is looking perfect.

― sanskrit, Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:03 (eighteen years ago)

ILE be mourning some vonnegut

* KURT VONNEGUT 1922-2007 [Started by lfam, last updated 3 minutes ago] 113 new answers
* [LOCKED] Goodbye Kurt Vonnegut. [Started by Andi Mags, last updated 24 minutes ago] 4 new answers
* [LOCKED] KURT VONNEGUT DEAD AT 83 [Started by theoreo, last updated 13 hours ago] 2 new answers
* [LOCKED] SHIT FUCK kurt vonnegut rip [Started by BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, last updated 14 hours ago] 1 new answer

― dmr, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:45 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.ericwrenn.com/images/x11.jpg

lolol

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:07 (eighteen years ago)

* [LOCKED] SHIT FUCK kurt vonnegut rip [Started by BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, last updated 14 hours ago] 1 new answer

Who the hell says "Shit Fuck" when someone dies?

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:13 (eighteen years ago)

DA HOOS

― modestmickey, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:14 (eighteen years ago)

http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/3638/sideswipenu7.jpg
-- sanskrit, Thursday, 12 April 2007 01:03 (17 hours ago)

dying

― dmr, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:21 (eighteen years ago)

read Adorable Parent Factoid thread for context

― dmr, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:21 (eighteen years ago)

F PRINZE BOOK, BLESS YOU INTERNT

― nickalicious, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:17 (eighteen years ago)

"so... if freddie prinze jr. crawled in her now on all fours... are you telling me you wouldn't want to undress him?"

― Steve Shasta, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:44 (eighteen years ago)

amazon.com banner ad

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/music/tcg/indie-sale-tcg._V23485587_.gif

― dmr, Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:04 (eighteen years ago)

grandepois, this is an A to B conversation, and you need to C your way out. Oink is not for you. Our community does not want you.

-- Oink Administrator, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:10 (4 hours ago)

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 12 April 2007 22:38 (eighteen years ago)

just came here to post that

― sanskrit, Friday, 13 April 2007 00:24 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha

― am0n, Friday, 13 April 2007 04:58 (eighteen years ago)

funny, even though it hits a bit too close to home for me bwahaha

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55dbTMy4YxE

― latebloomer, Friday, 13 April 2007 05:28 (eighteen years ago)

how does that hit close to home with you, exactly?

― cutty, Friday, 13 April 2007 05:55 (eighteen years ago)

twas a joke re: my nerdiness

― latebloomer, Friday, 13 April 2007 06:04 (eighteen years ago)

lol at spam:

From: "Ed Boston" <commiske✧✧✧@fam✧✧✧.b✧> Add to Address BookAdd to Address Book Add Mobile Alert
To: "hurtingchief" <hurtingch✧✧✧@ya✧✧✧.c✧✧>
Subject: Is yourselves jerseyville

― Hurting 2, Friday, 13 April 2007 15:36 (eighteen years ago)

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/music/tcg/indie-sale-tcg._V23485587_.gif
I want this on a t-shirt

― Hurting 2, Friday, 13 April 2007 15:39 (eighteen years ago)

"Use Me You Fucking Idiot" by The Search Function is the first one that comes to mind.

-- Steve Shasta, Friday, April 13, 2007 12:02 PM (4 minutes ago)

I hear that's a much in-demand title.

-- Ned Raggett, Friday, April 13, 2007 12:04 PM (2 minutes ago)

― ian, Friday, 13 April 2007 17:07 (eighteen years ago)

there is now a suitable replacement for NO SUFJAN NO CREDIBILITY

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/indie_cred.gif

― Edward III, Friday, 13 April 2007 17:41 (eighteen years ago)

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/sofa_cred.jpg

― Edward III, Friday, 13 April 2007 17:50 (eighteen years ago)

The above pic is probably what Morbz imagines Death Proof to be like.

― sexyDancer, Friday, 13 April 2007 17:55 (eighteen years ago)

she found that inside her trucker hat, man I'd be pissed too.

― Edward III, Friday, 13 April 2007 17:57 (eighteen years ago)

chaki envious of middle-aged potency and endurance

-- Dr Morbius, Friday, April 13, 2007 8:00 PM (3 minutes ago)
chaki fearful of his own impending mortality

-- Edward III, Friday, April 13, 2007 8:01 PM (1 minute ago)
CHAKI LOVES DISNEYLAND

-- chaki, Friday, April 13, 2007 8:02 PM (1 minute ago)

― stevie, Friday, 13 April 2007 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

Btw, why are you posting a thread about 9 year-old girls (at least their fans were 9 year-old girls at the time)

-- Geir Hongro, Friday, April 13, 2007 3:23 PM (1 minute ago)

― latebloomer, Friday, 13 April 2007 20:25 (eighteen years ago)

and what, you sound like the geir of rap here

-- Dimension 5ive, Friday, April 13, 2007 3:44 PM (4 minutes ago)
its true, i prefer the beatleseque melodic stylings of a mental patient & a fat urkel doing a concept joint about bad cops to the rhythmic dissonance of pretending to be excited about the leak of a t.i. album track

-- and what, Friday, April 13, 2007 3:48 PM (50 seconds ago)

― deej, Friday, 13 April 2007 20:49 (eighteen years ago)

this shit never fails to amuse http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnoaj8b2bGM

― jaxon, Friday, 13 April 2007 21:53 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/76/186464248_f0d12bb8fd.jpg

― am0n, Saturday, 14 April 2007 03:55 (eighteen years ago)

i heard chacarron approx. 23892839 times when i was in cuba. mark p did too.

― s1ocki, Saturday, 14 April 2007 06:03 (eighteen years ago)

once every 24 minutes

― ^@^, Saturday, 14 April 2007 09:04 (eighteen years ago)

wow he really is big

― moonship journey to baja, Saturday, 14 April 2007 18:02 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weNO9k1TXS0

― latebloomer, Saturday, 14 April 2007 21:09 (eighteen years ago)

There are a lot of ILM sacred cows I'm not familiar with at all, and the majority of them seem to be part of this British/Anglophile indie thing, which has never meant anything to me. I think it's kinda weird to assume everyone knows these artists, unless they've had international chart hits. I mean, I wouldn't say to some indie heads, "You don't know Carl Graig?! You're so ignorant!"

-- Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 15:39 (2 months ago)

there is no shame in not knowing Carl Graig

-- PRKLTR (flezaffe), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 15:50 (2 months ago)

― am0n, Sunday, 15 April 2007 01:21 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.lovereading4kids.co.uk/book/1460

http://www.lovereading4kids.co.uk/books/covers/0/indiekiddjkt.jpg

The Lovereading comment:
Indie Kids best (est) friend Fee is very sad because her cat was run over. So, she goes all out to ‘cheer up Fee’ – but what Indie Kid hasn’t got yet is that Fee needs sometime to be glum and grieve for her cat.

A great book for helping children understand death and loss and why it’s OK to be sad and how you can get through it.

― latebloomer, Sunday, 15 April 2007 04:48 (eighteen years ago)

― forksclovetofu, Sunday, 15 April 2007 04:57 (eighteen years ago)

o for fucks sake

my ding ding dong

― forksclovetofu, Sunday, 15 April 2007 04:58 (eighteen years ago)

am i lame for not knowing this guy?

http://cgi.ebay.com/FIREBALL_W0QQitemZ150111316983QQihZ005QQcategoryZ1469QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

― forksclovetofu, Sunday, 15 April 2007 05:00 (eighteen years ago)

don't answer that

― forksclovetofu, Sunday, 15 April 2007 05:00 (eighteen years ago)

last one: i didn't know they allowed audio in ebay until now.
http://cgi.ebay.com/PENIS-ENLARGEMENT-ENLARGER-STRETCHER-ENHANCEMENT-DEVICE_W0QQitemZ330106623956QQihZ014QQcategoryZ1468QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

― forksclovetofu, Sunday, 15 April 2007 05:02 (eighteen years ago)

i didn't know they allowed flash embeds!

― am0n, Sunday, 15 April 2007 16:45 (eighteen years ago)

Wait... am I approved? Who is this RichyGtwo guy?

-- RichyG, Saturday, April 14, 2007 10:02 PM (Yesterday)

I would just like to say that I posted on this site long ago and I never received any response.

-- tohms19, Saturday, April 14, 2007 10:13 PM (Yesterday)

I have looked through this thread and I didn't see any other post by "RichyGtwo"
Unless I am wrong, and it really does not seem so, someone noticed my email did not register and took advantage of it by replication my username and giving a different email. MY email is RichyGee (at) gmail (dot) com.

I am sorry for this inconvenience and I am in no way trying to obtain multiple invites. Maybe cross referencing IP Adress' can confirm that RichyGtwo is an imposter. However this is me, from the original account from which the application was submitted. I put a good bit of effort into getting in to OiNK and it is very disturbing seeing someone else try to steal from me. Once again, I'm sorry for this inconvenience and I would greatly appreciate some aid.

-- RichyG, Saturday, April 14, 2007 10:40 PM (Yesterday)

Oink Team,

I would just like to say thank you for the invite, it is a privilege to be a part of your community. There is so much incredible music here -- but really at the end of it all it's about people and the connections we make.

Infinite Thanks,
RichyG

-- RichyGtwo, Saturday, April 14, 2007 10:41 PM (Yesterday)

Whoa,

What the hell is going on? Please ban fake RichyG, he is trying to steal my invite, which I've already used anyway.

Please don't besmirch my good name.

Highest Regards,
RichyG

-- RichyGtwo, Saturday, April 14, 2007 10:42 PM (Yesterday)

Why are you doing this...? Please OiNK Admin, there has to be some way to justify that this is actually me. Why would I make a whole new account on this message board to correct my email anyway? Why not just use the one I already have anyway. Look you can tell there is a different person in each account just by the syntax and sentence structure. For example, RichyGtwo has used words such as "hell" and "damn" which aren't vulgar words themselves, but just more aggressive. I have used no such words in my own posts. RichyGtwo is also using a more formal "letter-like" method of speech, which I have not done as well.
Please, please, don't ban me. I can verify that this is genuinely me.

-- RichyG, Saturday, April 14, 2007 10:55 PM (Yesterday)

Well met good sir,

I also can verify that this is genuinely me. But I will not plead my case like a bleating lamb. For only the Oink Administrators have the wisdom of Solomon.

-- RichyGtwo, Saturday, April 14, 2007 10:58 PM (Yesterday)

Alright we will leave this up to the OiNK admins. I would appreciate you not calling me a bleating lamb. I have every right to be furious at you and insult you but I am refraining, I would like you to show me the same respect. I am arguing for something I care for

-- RichyG, Saturday, April 14, 2007 11:11 PM (Yesterday)

― am0n, Sunday, 15 April 2007 17:06 (eighteen years ago)

amazing!!

― s1ocki, Sunday, 15 April 2007 18:38 (eighteen years ago)

"I would appreciate you not calling me a bleating lamb."

!!!!!!

― s1ocki, Sunday, 15 April 2007 18:38 (eighteen years ago)

http://cgi.ebay.com/Walmart-Gift-Card-25-Gift-Certificate-Free-Shipping_W0QQitemZ290103236063QQihZ019QQcategoryZ31411QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

― ▒█▄█ ▄▄ ▒█▄█, Monday, 16 April 2007 00:43 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.pinkfloydfan.net/t4226-techno-trance-anyone.html

― fies, Monday, 16 April 2007 03:47 (eighteen years ago)

TBone TBone is offline
User banned from APFFN

― JW, Monday, 16 April 2007 04:21 (eighteen years ago)

loud mastubator in living room, CUT IT OUT

-- JW, Monday, April 16, 2007 3:58 AM (4 hours ago)

Fixed!

-- Pashmina, Monday, April 16, 2007 5:34 AM (3 hours ago)

― forksclovetofu, Monday, 16 April 2007 12:57 (eighteen years ago)

Hahaha ARGH SELF PWNJ.

― Pashmina, Monday, 16 April 2007 13:32 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.petacatalog.org/images/300-STU206.jpg

― latebloomer, Monday, 16 April 2007 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

...I'm sorry, maybe I'm mistakenly assuming you are a decent and civilized person. Are you a rapist? A member of a gang? An ecoterrorist of some sort? Billy the Kid? Because if you aren't any of those things, how in the world can you believe something so preposterous?

-- Manalishi, Monday, April 16, 2007 6:24 PM (15 minutes ago)

Are you a rapist?

haha You must be new here.

-- kenan, Monday, April 16, 2007 6:28 PM (10 minutes ago)

― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 16 April 2007 23:41 (eighteen years ago)

ilx's lovable rapist

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 01:01 (eighteen years ago)

thats why the jaymc.xls project was begun

― sanskrit, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 01:46 (eighteen years ago)

Angry Oinkers:

http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/1838/roflzxq2.png

― g®▲Ðұ, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 05:12 (eighteen years ago)

kinda sad but a little funny. (possibly) mentally retarded tiger
http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8268/1975ligerlz2.jpg

― jaxon, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 05:24 (eighteen years ago)

omg i just cried laughing.

http://sjl.funnyordie.com/v1/view_video.php?viewkey=3efbc24c7d2583be6925

― jaxon, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 05:49 (eighteen years ago)

omg the tiger

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 05:53 (eighteen years ago)

wow.

xpost to Pearl video

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 05:54 (eighteen years ago)

that is adorablarious

― latebloomer, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 06:57 (eighteen years ago)

that's a lion-tiger hybrid up in jaxon's photo there, i think

― latebloomer, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 07:17 (eighteen years ago)

No, it's a white tiger (sigfried & roy style) that's so extremely inbred that it looks like that. Pretty cruel stuff.

info here: http://www.bigcatrescue.org/white_tigers.htm

― S-, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 07:40 (eighteen years ago)

There's another one of those PETA stickers with the chicken saying I AM NOT A NUGGET, hilariously

― Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 09:00 (eighteen years ago)

Ferry may be a fox-huntinting obsessed Tory, but it is stretching it a bit too far using those quotes to stamp him as a nazi. Is David Bowie a nazi too? After all he went way further than Ferry in his admiration of Hitler.

-- Geir Hongro, Tuesday, April 17, 2007 6:14 AM (3 minutes ago)
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You ought to know.

-- Marcello Carlin, Tuesday, April 17, 2007 6:15 AM (1 minute ago)

― m coleman, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 10:20 (eighteen years ago)

Fuck J-Date. all i have to do to meet jews is go to a loft-party-rave in Bushwick.

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 18:50 (eighteen years ago)

that tiger makes me sad

― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:21 (eighteen years ago)

me too :(
i saw a pic of it yesterday and was not sure it was real and did not really want to go investigate anyway. but now i know.

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:34 (eighteen years ago)

but seeing The Landlord vid yesterday kind of made up for inbred-tiger sadness
"i'm taking my beer"

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:36 (eighteen years ago)

jon has moved from hitting on girls via myspace to hitting on girls via livejournal.

sorry it was just too easy. :(

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:05 (eighteen years ago)

Jessie what do you look like?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:07 (eighteen years ago)

http://flickr.com/photos/scarymonsterrrr/163936433/

THAT.

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:18 (eighteen years ago)

goddammit I don't want to log in flickr.

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:19 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/74/163936433_2175a0368a.jpg

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:20 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3LLpNLo864

― cutty, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:30 (eighteen years ago)

i want to marry that woman

― ^@^, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:07 (eighteen years ago)

jessie ,is your friend mike jaymc?

― jaxon, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:19 (eighteen years ago)

omg that show is awesome - i love how they go out on a groove

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:34 (eighteen years ago)

holy shit

― deej, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:38 (eighteen years ago)

jessie ,is your friend mike jaymc?

-- jaxon, Tuesday, April 17, 2007 5:19 PM (30 minutes ago)

it took me like 20 minutes to figure out what you were referring to, but no, that's actually a completely separate person. I like to think every town has their own mop-headed awkward guy.

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:52 (eighteen years ago)

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k180/squintygirl/Zing.jpg

― jaxon, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:57 (eighteen years ago)

mickey, welcome to the internet

-- ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:55 (6 hours ago)
it's run by matt drudge, king of the information age

-- ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:55 (6 hours ago)

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 23:23 (eighteen years ago)

This is what you see now coming out of the Greenpoint Ave. G stop:
http://www.curbed.com/2007_4_greenbucks.jpg

lol at Starbucks porn theater

― Hurting 2, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 03:35 (eighteen years ago)

i always get sad when i see movie theatres turned into other businesses

― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 03:44 (eighteen years ago)

the one in palo alto that got turned into a borders isn't too bad, but theres one in the mission that's been turned into a 4-story parking garage, super-depressing.

― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 03:44 (eighteen years ago)

jackrabbits jump from here to there

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 03:48 (eighteen years ago)

I should take pictures of our local bowling-alley-turned-into-a-flea-market. It's really weird to walk out to where the pins were to check out the old clock radios.

― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 03:57 (eighteen years ago)

i always get sad when i see movie theatres turned into other businesses

totes!! and i know exactly the one in the mission you're talking about.

things awesome movie theatres in montreal have been turned into:
club med-themed restaurant
"metaforia" a virtual reality thrill ride
steakhouse

first two apparently got a bunch of gov't $$$ too :(:(

― s1ocki, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 04:00 (eighteen years ago)

from the gun control thread, on heavier regulations of guns:

I'm against that because it's degrading. I'm also against having to take off my shoes and belt at the airport, but perhaps that's for another thread.

Where I live, and in most places, you'll have a very hard time buying a gun if you're a convicted felon or if you've ever been charged with domestic violence. I'm okay with that. I'm reluctant to give an inch, but common sense has to prevail now and again.

Anything beyond that, even well-intentioned, is a slippery slope.

-- Manalishi, Wednesday, April 18, 2007 7:39 AM (2 hours ago)

― deej, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 14:57 (eighteen years ago)

the rest of that argument at this point belongs more in C.I.O. thread

― deej, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:01 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=60&threadid=5841#unread

― and what, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:06 (eighteen years ago)

i ran into the porn starbucks drunk the other week and was alll HUH?!!?

― JW, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:24 (eighteen years ago)

Idiocracy is happening.

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:36 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/201/464154457_5f958550d3_o.jpg

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 16:29 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, nothing so exciting. I won't go into detail because this thing is too fresh in the mind, and I still want to contact the girl.

-- Tuomas (tuomas.alh...), October 17th, 2004 7:40 AM. (Tuomas) (later)
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DID YOU DO A WEE IN HER FLANGE

-- GARU G (GARU...), October 17th, 2004 8:21 AM. (later)

― stevie, Thursday, 19 April 2007 22:50 (eighteen years ago)

i always get sad when i see movie theatres turned into other businesses

-- moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, April 17, 2007 10:44 PM (Yesterday)

otm. there's a former dollar theater here (greenville, sc) that was turned into this giant, nasty, garish megachurch complex a few years ago.

― latebloomer, Thursday, 19 April 2007 22:59 (eighteen years ago)

The New Daisy Theater is a pretty neat music venue that used to be a movie theater. The sloped floor where the seats used to be (with little platforms here and there) means that you can stand wherever you like and see the band.

The balcony rocks, too.

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 19 April 2007 23:06 (eighteen years ago)

such incredible wikivandalism

― sanskrit, Thursday, 19 April 2007 23:33 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.tmz.com/2007/04/19/alec-baldwins-threatening-message-to-daughter/

― félix pié, Friday, 20 April 2007 00:07 (eighteen years ago)

from Where should i start with Primus?

start with the slap bass songs, move on from there

-- cutty, Sunday, April 22, 2007 9:58 PM (52 minutes ago)

― latebloomer, Monday, 23 April 2007 03:53 (eighteen years ago)

WE'RE OVER HERE NOW GUYS

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=60&threadid=5841#unread

― am0n, Monday, 23 April 2007 04:55 (eighteen years ago)

for good measure:

http://www.ilxor.com:8080/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=60&threadid=5841#unread

― tehresa, Monday, 23 April 2007 05:00 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

wow, still greatness!

― csa, Monday, 20 October 2008 05:32 (seventeen years ago)

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