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The sounds of the Animal Collective, a band from Providence, Illinois, on the surface of Sung Tongs, their new long-playing disc. Right now it's about a "leaf house," which strikes me as a very Hemingwayan proposal: where the word "leaf" intersects with hemispherean intellectual prowess. They go, and go, and go, and like Gertrude Stein's famous quote about Oakland, have nowhere to go but nowhere. There's no one, no one, no one, no one: DEE-DEE-DEE-DEE-DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO. Meow. Kitties. Beautiful, like a 1905 Degas on display in the loo.

Gimme the unknown, the DJ on a tranquil peace parade. Catch the maracas, shaking like Indians of the past: the wheat fields calling, the crows whistling: you could win a rabbit, you could nab a rabbit, and there's no disputing this song is about the march of the Indian west on the Trail of Tears and how civilization disputes this fact.

OMG I AM GOING TO HAVE TO LISTEN TO "SMILE"

The coffee sure is getting older.

AW-OO, YEAH YEAH YEAH

AW-OOOOOOOOOO!

General Motors calling John Fahey in a seventh-inning stretch somwehere in th' 1963 forest.

Ka-kaw! (Why I say this so much lately, part one: I have no earthly clue.) (The Song of Hiawatha resurrects itself on Plymouth Rock: seriously, though, OMG I am going to have to listen to "Smile," right?)

Trippy.

Update: currently the St. Louis baseball Cardinals are putting a stomping on the Los Angeles baseball Dodgers. The score is six to two in the eighth inning. I feel confident that St. Louis will earn a victory in this contest and advance to the National League Championship Series.

Two hits.

OMG a double entendre.

The achievement is made complete, and images abound of surefooted hitters slapping skin with quick-throwing catchers, and the musk of sandalwood pounces on necks of athletic wonder boys. A tight-lipped catcher in blue, the man who is unfortunately not Paul Lo Duca, glares off in the outfield distance for the Californian all-star.

"I singed my eyebrow" will not cut it in this league. Parker, take two stints on the bench.

Old glory hounds relive past days, but I'll keep it brief: my stint on the pitching mound in 1945, starring as the glorious "Hal Newhouser," brings me two tons of joy in a life otherwise considered ill-illustrious.

They call from the forest, pounding on skins of moose and elk and beaver. Come back from the hunt, from the fish, rattling a tightly-stretched hide over a percussion display case. The howl of the Indian, of the wolf stepping into a jig against the pale moonlight.

And they leave just as gracefully.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 11 October 2004 02:37 (twenty years ago)

turn it down

― dj oliver hazard perry (dj oliver hazard perry), Monday, 11 October 2004 03:05 (twenty years ago)

is "coons age" a racist phrase?

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 11 October 2004 03:12 (twenty years ago)

You better believe it

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 11 October 2004 03:12 (twenty years ago)

Noise Dude Nonsense

― Roy Williams Highlight (diamond), Monday, 11 October 2004 03:13 (twenty years ago)

I'd be interested in learning more about the origin of that phrase.

― dj oliver hazard perry (dj oliver hazard perry), Monday, 11 October 2004 03:13 (twenty years ago)

What's your point Roy/b?

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 11 October 2004 03:14 (twenty years ago)

How might I better serve you on the Noise Board?

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 11 October 2004 03:16 (twenty years ago)

by going away.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 11 October 2004 03:17 (twenty years ago)

All-righty, sir.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 11 October 2004 03:18 (twenty years ago)

You have my permission to delete this thread.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 11 October 2004 03:18 (twenty years ago)

I'm still not sure what I've done. It's so strange having enemies.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 11 October 2004 03:20 (twenty years ago)

OMG JAYMC YOU ARE TEH RACEIST!!!!!

― why do old people and old users of ILX such bastardos (deangulberry), Monday, 11 October 2004 03:46 (twenty years ago)

are you wearing a leather jacket and smoking a cigarette while you are typing this?! RUFFIAN!

― why do old people and old users of ILX such bastardos (deangulberry), Monday, 11 October 2004 03:46 (twenty years ago)

"controversial"

― why do old people and old users of ILX such bastardos (deangulberry), Monday, 11 October 2004 03:47 (twenty years ago)

i always thought coons age referred to how long raccoon's live...??

shit, that's an expression that gets tossed around an assload in the south without any apparent racist overtones.

hmm.

http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/mcoonsage.html

damn... my yankee born ass needs to watch my shit. gosh, that's embarassing.
m.

― msp (msp), Monday, 11 October 2004 03:57 (twenty years ago)

Yeah.

I was going to say.

― dj oliver hazard perry (dj oliver hazard perry), Monday, 11 October 2004 04:17 (twenty years ago)

"in a month of Sundays" is an awesome phrase!!!!!

i'm high too, of course.

― Helios Creed (orion), Monday, 11 October 2004 04:18 (twenty years ago)

down here in leezyannie "coonass" means cajun redneck and has no connotations regarding blacks.

― Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Monday, 11 October 2004 14:29 (twenty years ago)

Coonass is a controversial term in the Cajun lexicon: to some Cajuns it is regarded as the supreme ethnic slur, meaning "ignorant, backwards Cajun"; to others the term is a badge of pride, much like the word Chicano is for Mexican Americans. In South Louisiana, for example, one can often see bumper stickers reading "Warning — Coonass on Board!" or "Registered Coonass" (both of which generally depict a raccoon’s backside). The word’s origin is unclear: folk etymology claims that coonass dates from World War II, when Cajun GIs serving in France were derided by native French speakers as conasse, meaning "dirty whore" or "idiot." Non-French-speaking American GIs allegedly overheard the expression, converted it to the English "coonass," and introduced the term back in the United States. There it supposedly soon caught on as a derisive term among non-Cajuns, who encountered many Cajuns in Gulf Coast oilfields. It is now known, however, that coonass predated the arrival of Cajun GIs in France during World War II, which undermines the conasse theory. Indeed, folklorist Barry Jean Ancelet has long rejected this theory, calling it "shaky linguistics at best." He has suggested that the word originated in South Louisiana, and that it derived from the belief that Cajuns frequently ate raccoons. He has also proposed that the term contains a negative racial connotation: namely, that Cajuns were "beneath" or "under" blacks (or coons, as blacks were often called by racists). Despite efforts by Cajun activists like James Domengeaux and Warren A. Perrin to stamp out the term’s use, coonass continues to circulate in South Louisiana and beyond. Its acceptability among the general public, however, tends to vary according to circumstances, and often depends on who says it and with what intention. Cajuns who dislike the term have been known to correct well-meaning outsiders who use the epithet.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 11 October 2004 14:43 (twenty years ago)

This is really lovely.

J0hn, you will always have a place on my noise board.

I was going to mail your CDs on Saturday, but I couldn't get coverstar to print. How annoying.

That's so not true about Oakland, though.

― Ratchet (nordicskilla), Monday, 11 October 2004 16:01 (twenty years ago)

"coon's age" is NOT racist. unless you are very racially sensitive about raccoons.

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 11 October 2004 16:43 (twenty years ago)

I am.

― why do old people and old users of ILX such bastardos (deangulberry), Monday, 11 October 2004 16:46 (twenty years ago)

Me too, it's about time we all got enlightened on this subject.

― Ratchet (nordicskilla), Monday, 11 October 2004 16:48 (twenty years ago)

Japan under raccoon alert
AP
September 17, 2004
TOKYO: They're thieving, attic-squatting menaces, a foreign invasion that poses such a threat to Japanese public health that the government is planning a crackdown.
Raccoons have long been beloved in Japan, where one was the star of a popular cartoon, and a raccoon pet fad beginning in the late 1970s led to thousands of them being imported.
That fad, Japanese officials say, has led to today's raccoon alert.
Foreign raccoons are now breeding in the wild, threatening ecosystems, pushing out native species and causing hundreds of thousands of dollars in damage annually, officials say.
"Those who have never seen a raccoon before are still charmed by them," said Yasuko Takano, an environmental official with the Hokkaido prefectural government in northern Japan.
"But others from more rural areas like central Hokkaido know how much damage they can cause," she said.
Raccoons are estimated to have caused 33 million yen in crop damage in fiscal 2002 on Hokkaido island, where 1,022 animals were caught and exterminated.
Officials are uncertain how many raccoons exist nationwide. But they say complaints have soared in recent years after the charm of the furry, ebony-faced creatures wore off and owners began getting rid of them.
"It's really become a problem in these past five to six years. People have called in to complain about raccoons living in their attics, urinating and defecating there," said spokesman Masaru Hirezaki from Kamakura city, just southwest of Tokyo.
"The smell and damage can be so bad that some people have had to put down a new roof," he said.
Attacks on humans are rare – but not unheard of.
Last month, a 57-year-old woman was walking her dog in central Japan when she was attacked by a raccoon that bit her in 26 places, media reports said.
Japan's Parliament passed a new law in June to strengthen measures that could be taken against foreign animal species that pose an ecological threat, said Environment Ministry spokesman Masaru Horikamu.
Horikamu said the measure will probably allow authorities to kill raccoons without a permit if they are causing damage.
Meanwhile, Hokkaido officials are grappling with a surging raccoon population that poses alarming long-term effects.
Raccoons have disrupted the ecosystem enough in Hokkaido to cause a decline in the number of gray heron and Japan's native raccoon dog, the "tanuki", officials say.
And diseases carried by raccoons, such as roundworm and rabies, can be potentially fatal if they infect humans, officials add.

Declaring "emergency measures", the prefecture has pledged to eradicate the raccoons from the wild and aims to cull 2,000 per year.

― why do old people and old users of ILX such bastardos (deangulberry), Monday, 11 October 2004 16:53 (twenty years ago)

When I was walking home from UC Berkeley to BART (the very same night I ate vietnamese on shattuck with mr. and mrs. adamratchetl), the folx i was with and i walked by a raccoon that was just hanging out on a driveway about 3-4 feet from us. it behaved as domesticated as a cat, but i kindly had to remind my one friend that they have extremely sharp claws and are not unprone to rabies and other afflictions. we continued on.

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 11 October 2004 17:04 (twenty years ago)

the big evil raccoon that keeps threatening monchichi in the backyard is about to have it's "age" abruptly shortened with a shovel.

― jack cole (jackcole), Monday, 11 October 2004 17:11 (twenty years ago)

yeah... raccoons are all over berkeley and north oakland. i've seen groups of 3 to 5 of them here and there... around trash and scurrying into and out of sewer drains... hey, we've got the BART... i imagine the sewers are probably the safest kind of commute for them.

yeah, i've had conversations with several native southerners this morning regarding "coon's age" and while everyone agrees calling a black person a "coon" is very rude, "coon's age" seems more a straight up raccoon reference and unintended to be racist.

alas and so on... there are probably better ways to express "in a long time".
m.

― msp (msp), Monday, 11 October 2004 17:18 (twenty years ago)

raccoons eat my trash.

― Helios Creed (orion), Monday, 11 October 2004 17:54 (twenty years ago)

OMG I AM HI FOR THE 1ST TIME IN A WEEK

― Sonny, Ah!!1 (Sonny A.), Monday, 11 October 2004 22:29 (twenty years ago)

OMG I AM HI FOR THE `ST TIME TODAY

― Helios Creed (orion), Monday, 11 October 2004 22:33 (twenty years ago)

WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?

― Sonny, Ah!!1 (Sonny A.), Monday, 11 October 2004 22:35 (twenty years ago)

SWELL MAPS

― Helios Creed (orion), Monday, 11 October 2004 22:35 (twenty years ago)

three months pass...

Bump-skiddy-bump-bump-bump

― jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 23 January 2005 08:02 (twenty years ago)

Eatin' oatmeal and listening to Boards of Canada, it's all good, right, brodies?

― jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 23 January 2005 08:02 (twenty years ago)

Note: I am not Wayne "Trigonal Mayhem" Waynester, K?

― jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 23 January 2005 08:03 (twenty years ago)

That youngster punk can't keep up.

― jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 23 January 2005 08:04 (twenty years ago)

Also oatmeal maybe a bad idea because now I'm out of breakfast.

― jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 23 January 2005 08:05 (twenty years ago)

Oh well! :( LOLOL

― jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 23 January 2005 08:07 (twenty years ago)

YAY! I'M NOT THE ONLY DRUNK ONE!

― Hella Fitzgerald (JasonD), Sunday, 23 January 2005 08:18 (twenty years ago)

raccoons only live 10 years.

― hstencil (hstencil), Sunday, 23 January 2005 08:29 (twenty years ago)

Did jack cole's pesky raccoon have that run in with a shovel?

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Sunday, 23 January 2005 18:28 (twenty years ago)

LOL @
http://www.streetswing.com/histmai2/gif/1zipcon1.gif

― Thwar (Thor), Sunday, 23 January 2005 18:52 (twenty years ago)

"ZIP COON" is his name and YES he looks like a http://atarihq.com/tsr/nes/batltoad.jpg

― Thwar (Thor), Sunday, 23 January 2005 18:58 (twenty years ago)

I drank a glass of Shiraz. Does that count?

― .ada.m. (nordicskilla), Sunday, 23 January 2005 21:09 (twenty years ago)

For what?

― jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 23 January 2005 21:24 (twenty years ago)

anything

― .ada.m. (nordicskilla), Sunday, 23 January 2005 21:36 (twenty years ago)

This is not funny, POST-9/11.

― joe suzuki-san (deangulberry), Sunday, 23 January 2005 21:38 (twenty years ago)

That's because irony DIED.

― .ada.m. (nordicskilla), Sunday, 23 January 2005 21:47 (twenty years ago)

I don't even know what that is!

― joe suzuki-san (deangulberry), Sunday, 23 January 2005 21:47 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...

my sister and i shot a rabid raccoon out of a tree about 4 years ago. it was a demonstration of how poorly our hunting stock has fared over the generations. nevertheless, we're still THE source for eliminating rabid animals and brutal stray cats by the light of the mercury vapor lamps all over rural america!

bear in mind one of my earliest memories is of my dad blasting a barn cat with a 12 gauge after said cat got up in my 2.5 year old grill and swiped a cupcake out of my hand.

SEE ALSO: BIG DAN AND LITTLE ANN TO THREAD!

― blackmail.is.my.life (blackmail.is.my.life), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 03:13 (twenty years ago)

fuck i wish i was high

― Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 03:19 (twenty years ago)

http://www.chancemccoy.com/photos/crazycatlady/photos/giant_Street.JPG

― MAC-10 (kephm), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 03:58 (twenty years ago)

my friend jared is coming over to smoke weed now.
i was going to bed.
uh oh!

― Ian John50n (orion), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 04:17 (twenty years ago)

http://www.ministryofdoom.org/cloud/archives/images/smoking-baby.jpg

― Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 04:18 (twenty years ago)

I think that person is scottish.

this is a funny thread.

― cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 10:57 (twenty years ago)

http://wizardishungry.com/plastic_man/HARMLESS.gif

― Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Friday, 18 March 2005 00:06 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...

LISTENING TO SLINT

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 14 May 2005 06:00 (twenty years ago)

http://mouse.webby.com/images/rnbwmrcd.jpg http://www.plokta.com/plokta/issue14/captain.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 14 May 2005 06:01 (twenty years ago)

NOW DO MAKE SAY THINK

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 14 May 2005 06:09 (twenty years ago)

http://www.mdlsoft.co.uk/PrimaryPics1/goodbye.jpg http://www.i-mockery.com/roboforce/enemy.jpg http://www.rpgamer.com/games/ff/ff1/art/airship.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 14 May 2005 06:12 (twenty years ago)

http://www.mdlsoft.co.uk/PrimaryPics1/goodbye.jpg http://www.i-mockery.com/roboforce/enemy.jpg http://www.rpgamer.com/games/ff/ff1/art/airship.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 14 May 2005 06:12 (twenty years ago)

AFTER THAT

http://www.clarity.com.hk/claritysupport/download/tortoise.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 14 May 2005 06:14 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...

KFRAFTTWEEEERK

― jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 5 June 2005 05:20 (twenty years ago)

best band ever to listen to while hi = to rococo rot (you will thank me for that tip) (their music = the work of many miniature factories)

― jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 5 June 2005 05:32 (twenty years ago)

are you wayne?

― Amon (eman), Sunday, 5 June 2005 05:39 (twenty years ago)

trigonal mayhem? no.

― jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 5 June 2005 05:43 (twenty years ago)

haaaaa! naw, we love jaymc.

― cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 5 June 2005 06:44 (twenty years ago)

ha ok sorry

― Amon (eman), Sunday, 5 June 2005 06:49 (twenty years ago)

hahaha Amon, this thread is totally sub-wayne at best. Fucking sub-Unfortunate Prankster for crying out loud.

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Sunday, 5 June 2005 17:50 (twenty years ago)

In what way?

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 6 June 2005 02:18 (twenty years ago)

Stormy, you like to get drunk and listen to tunes, too, right?

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 6 June 2005 02:21 (twenty years ago)

Last night I got high and laughed at Donald Sutherland. He's a genius!

― From Zero To Drunk In Twenty Dollars (nordicskilla), Monday, 6 June 2005 02:43 (twenty years ago)

What film, Adam?

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 6 June 2005 02:44 (twenty years ago)

M*A*S*H

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 6 June 2005 02:46 (twenty years ago)

Were you there, cutty? That's sweet.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 6 June 2005 02:51 (twenty years ago)

http://www.dvdfanatic.com/covers/littlemurders.jpg

― From Zero To Drunk In Twenty Dollars (nordicskilla), Monday, 6 June 2005 15:44 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...

SO JHI

― THE JAMES DEAN OF THE OLD TESTAMENT (ex machina), Friday, 1 July 2005 01:22 (twenty years ago)

I did this @ Hive Mind/Workbench show. The only way I could have that much fun at boring bullshit drone fuckall art-orgy.

― PHOIOEI (blastocyst), Friday, 1 July 2005 02:45 (twenty years ago)

― Ô¿Ô (eman), Friday, 1 July 2005 02:54 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...

dinosaur jr. live + 100 degree heat + a few puffs off a joint from some random dude named richard from texas = intense!

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 25 July 2005 03:39 (twenty years ago)

all of those things (- the pot) sound like the worstest.

― The Amazing Jaxon! (jaxon), Monday, 25 July 2005 04:44 (twenty years ago)

I need a better hookup.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Monday, 25 July 2005 04:58 (twenty years ago)

j. mascis's guitar was ridiculously loud, and i wandered around for half hour afterward feeling like my left ear was underwater. i kept talking to myself to gauge whether i could hear myself or not. it went away, but i couldn't tell if it was noize or weed or heat that was doing it. maybe all three. odd. i don't even know dino jr. all that well.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:14 (twenty years ago)

I've seen Dinosaur Jr live a few times, 1992. PIP PIP.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:20 (twenty years ago)

well look at you. YOU ARE AMAZING, I ADMIT IT. ALL OF US HERE ON THE NOISE BOARD KNOW AND ACKNOWLEDGE THIS.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:22 (twenty years ago)

richard said they broke up "before [his] time."

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:22 (twenty years ago)

I don't even know who that is!!

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:24 (twenty years ago)

dinosaur jr. live + 100 degree heat + a few puffs off a joint from some random dude named richard from texas = intense!

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:26 (twenty years ago)

it was one of the few words we shared.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:27 (twenty years ago)

Are you picking up random men at indie-rock reunion shows? AGAIN?

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:27 (twenty years ago)

i was cranky because the security was being jerks to me about my water bottle, so when i got up toward the stage, i was totally appreciative of a random dude passing me a joint almost immediately. he was a true bro.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:30 (twenty years ago)

i see

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:30 (twenty years ago)

although he left sort of suddenly and then i became paranoid that he wasn't a true bro.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:31 (twenty years ago)

i see, i see

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:33 (twenty years ago)

hmmmm, hmmmm

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:38 (twenty years ago)

okay now

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:38 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...

CALAMARI DAMACY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― Kurt Russell in the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 October 2005 04:43 (nineteen years ago)

Tuesday, October 11, 2005
MRI results...
Here are the results for the MRI on my right knee: (1) no meniscal tear (2) severe injury to medial collateral ligament (no tear) and (3) small, nondisplaced fracture of patella. I have an appointmentt with the ortho specialist tomorrow, so I'll know what I have to do for rehab. I really would like to know what's going on with my left knee too.

posted by Lawrence at 6:42 PM 0 comments

― Kurt Russell in the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 October 2005 04:52 (nineteen years ago)

good for you.

― Kurt Russell in the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 October 2005 04:53 (nineteen years ago)

fuckwit

― Kurt Russell in the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 October 2005 04:53 (nineteen years ago)

I'm embarassed to admit this, but, prunes. I really, really like prunes.

-- Hurting (Hurtingchie...), October 21st, 2005.

― Kurt Russell in the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 October 2005 04:56 (nineteen years ago)

eight months pass...

phil collins vs. peter gabriel face-off!!!!

"hold on my heart" vs. "in your eyes"
"in the air tonight" vs. "games w/o frontiers"
"against all odds" vs. "solsbury hill"
"another day in paradise" vs. "digging in the dirt"

― jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 2 July 2006 04:52 (nineteen years ago)

phil's pop songs own gabriel... but phil never did anything as remotely interesting as gabriel's self-titled record i think.

what do i know tho, i was introduced to gabriel's better stuff via primus's "intruder" cover. [-2 opinion deflation penalty to wisdom check]
m.

― msp (mspa), Sunday, 2 July 2006 05:22 (nineteen years ago)

WAHT??

― rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Sunday, 2 July 2006 10:02 (nineteen years ago)

you guys

and yr record players

― rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Sunday, 2 July 2006 10:03 (nineteen years ago)

i forgot the last one: "two hearts" vs. "come talk to me."

"in the air tonight" is pretty incredible to listen to while stoned, but gabriel gave collins a run for his money on pretty much every other head-to-head.

― jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 2 July 2006 16:01 (nineteen years ago)

Future NFL Hall of Famer Ray Lewis of the Ravens, listens to Phil Collins to get "psyched up".

I LOVE BALTIMORE

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Sunday, 2 July 2006 16:07 (nineteen years ago)

OMG I'M HI JARED FOGLE

― jacques lu c on t (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 2 July 2006 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

i like yr new name jody

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 01:51 (nineteen years ago)

thanx!

― jacques lu c on t (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 01:57 (nineteen years ago)

not hi. but drunk.

and "in the air tonight" still rules so hard.

― jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 9 July 2006 02:57 (nineteen years ago)

five months pass...

sup!!!!!!!!!

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Friday, 5 January 2007 05:48 (eighteen years ago)

heeeeeeey

― be home by 11 (orion), Friday, 5 January 2007 05:55 (eighteen years ago)

ROFFLE

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 5 January 2007 15:01 (eighteen years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00032E006.01-A3CDPEGSIQM61V.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― am0n (am0n), Saturday, 6 January 2007 19:53 (eighteen years ago)

hehehe

― false cat (sleep), Saturday, 6 January 2007 20:38 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/150/348177516_e00aede421.jpg

― am0n (am0n), Saturday, 6 January 2007 22:02 (eighteen years ago)

HI DERE

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Sunday, 7 January 2007 23:28 (eighteen years ago)

and on my couch, yet.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 8 January 2007 00:43 (eighteen years ago)

damn. finally.

― zombierza (tehresa), Friday, 12 January 2007 07:03 (eighteen years ago)

stoned wheat thins are the fucking shit. And yet there are none in the house. This is tragic.

― clotpoll (Clotpoll), Friday, 12 January 2007 08:29 (eighteen years ago)

HI THIS WAS ME YESTERDAY.

THIS WILL BE ME AGAIN IN LIKE TWENTY MINUTES.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Saturday, 13 January 2007 17:03 (eighteen years ago)

stoned wheat thins with butter
and smoked oysters
so good.
i haven't had this in a very long time.
haven't been hi since wednesday night.
haven't ever said coons age.
i should go stoned grocery shopping this afternoon. it is sunny out.

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Saturday, 13 January 2007 17:33 (eighteen years ago)

WHYYY WON'T MY BEE THREAD LOAD????

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Saturday, 13 January 2007 19:08 (eighteen years ago)

WOOOOOO...

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Monday, 15 January 2007 05:17 (eighteen years ago)

DONNACHA COSTELLO ON HEADPHONES ALONE IN THE ROOM!!!! THANKS HI! OH SHIT THAT PAN WAS ~sick~.

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Monday, 15 January 2007 05:18 (eighteen years ago)

woah, contact high.

― Michael J McGonigal (mike mcgonigal), Monday, 15 January 2007 05:37 (eighteen years ago)

herrohhhh. 1999 or Dirty Mind?

― mattp (fauxhemian), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 08:18 (eighteen years ago)

DIRTY MIND.

― mattp (fauxhemian), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 08:18 (eighteen years ago)

I went stoned grocery shopping with the roommate last night, what a treat. I was staring at the olive bar for FOREVER until I eventually asked this girl working there if there was somewhere I could find descriptions of all the stuff on the olive bar, she gave me a funny look and pulled on my sleeve (urging me to lean over) - lo and behold, right under the sneeze guard there were little descriptions of everything! Oh how we laughed.

― baron kickass von awesomehausen (nickalicious), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 16:21 (eighteen years ago)

oh, I thought she was going to kiss you!!

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 16:24 (eighteen years ago)

'kissin in the olive bar' sounds like the name of a paul westerberg song after he moved to the burbs.

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 05:02 (eighteen years ago)

should I get hi for 1st time tomorrow?

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 18 January 2007 03:16 (eighteen years ago)

IF YOU DIDN'T ISE GONNA POUND YOU.

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Thursday, 18 January 2007 04:20 (eighteen years ago)

i hope you posted that last night?

sorry, anyway, you should, it's fun.

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Thursday, 18 January 2007 04:20 (eighteen years ago)

spiders on drugs
w33d spider, you are such a stereotype. could've at least picked up a guitar or something.

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Thursday, 18 January 2007 04:54 (eighteen years ago)

(my mom and her husband are friends with the guy who made that!)

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Thursday, 18 January 2007 05:06 (eighteen years ago)

dood no way i have roffled at that lots.

― Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Thursday, 18 January 2007 07:34 (eighteen years ago)

QIWLIHQQQQQ O HI DERE GOOD SHIT

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 19 January 2007 00:15 (eighteen years ago)

not getting hi tonight after all.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 19 January 2007 00:20 (eighteen years ago)

he dire

― friday on the porch (lfam), Monday, 22 January 2007 08:23 (eighteen years ago)

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― plan b: videodrome (fauxhemian), Monday, 22 January 2007 09:27 (eighteen years ago)

lolz ascii art noob

― plan b: videodrome (fauxhemian), Monday, 22 January 2007 09:28 (eighteen years ago)

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― plan b: videodrome (fauxhemian), Monday, 22 January 2007 09:32 (eighteen years ago)

woooooooo

― plan b: videodrome (fauxhemian), Monday, 22 January 2007 09:39 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

holy FUCKINg shit

― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 4 March 2007 09:30 (eighteen years ago)

I keep forgetting I have the top part of my head but then I realize it's because I'm wearing a hat

― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 4 March 2007 09:30 (eighteen years ago)

Bohemian Life
All is calm: nothing but the cooing of doves, the magical incantations of a hypnotist, the soothing sounds of a harp. We think back to our childhood, with our gouache paints and crimped paper, our innocent introduction to the world of creativity… until the artist within, bohemian scarf at his neck, poses the crucial question: Career or Life?
Artist : Manue11e Gau+hier (Montreal)

― rrrobyn, Sunday, 4 March 2007 09:46 (eighteen years ago)

i srsly was in that room for 45 min. i petted some doves. and listened to water falling. and harps. and talked to people, sort of.

― rrrobyn, Sunday, 4 March 2007 09:47 (eighteen years ago)

guys this hat thing is seriously freaking me out

― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 4 March 2007 09:49 (eighteen years ago)

(there's this huge all-night festival of art, music, culture, weirdness that happens every year, and it was tonight. i believe all of montreal comes to it, in shifts, as it is insane with people of all types. it is a bit scary, really, but there are many good things, as above. also, i ran into half the people i know in this town, which was nice.)

― rrrobyn, Sunday, 4 March 2007 09:50 (eighteen years ago)

don't worry about the hat thing! it's not even really a thing

― rrrobyn, Sunday, 4 March 2007 09:51 (eighteen years ago)

it's your head, with a hat on it!

― rrrobyn, Sunday, 4 March 2007 09:51 (eighteen years ago)

WHEN I PUT THE HAT ON IT IS STILL A HAT BUT IT TURNS INTO A HOLE

― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 4 March 2007 09:52 (eighteen years ago)

rrrobyn, I'm sorry I shouted at you.

― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 4 March 2007 09:53 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha, what you shouted was awesome though

― rrrobyn, Sunday, 4 March 2007 09:58 (eighteen years ago)

fuck curtis.... i am wearing a hatt too. that is freaking me out now that i red it.]]

also, i am typing on buddys japanese character keyboard and it is messing with my half-head.

also, i found japanese pr0n on this computer. its boring, but i bet jw would digi\t.

― g®▲Ðұ, Sunday, 4 March 2007 11:34 (eighteen years ago)

― jh?shea, Sunday, 4 March 2007 14:44 (eighteen years ago)

fuck, man. you guys sound like an amateurs. geeze.

― chaki, Sunday, 4 March 2007 14:58 (eighteen years ago)

hi?

― ????I-I€?, Sunday, 4 March 2007 15:01 (eighteen years ago)

how come i cant have funz in my name like grady wtf

― ????I-I€?, Sunday, 4 March 2007 15:02 (eighteen years ago)

jh¤$h€a

― ????I-I€?, Sunday, 4 March 2007 15:03 (eighteen years ago)

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― ????I-I€?, Sunday, 4 March 2007 15:10 (eighteen years ago)

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― ????I-I€?, Sunday, 4 March 2007 15:17 (eighteen years ago)

jh¤$h€@

― ????I-I€?, Sunday, 4 March 2007 15:18 (eighteen years ago)

jh¤$I-I€@

― ????I-I€?, Sunday, 4 March 2007 15:19 (eighteen years ago)

yay?

― jh¤$I-I€@, Sunday, 4 March 2007 15:24 (eighteen years ago)

yar

― jh¤$I-I€@, Sunday, 4 March 2007 15:25 (eighteen years ago)

― jh¤$I-I€@, Sunday, 4 March 2007 15:26 (eighteen years ago)

― jh¤shea, Sunday, 4 March 2007 15:32 (eighteen years ago)

jhøshea?

― jh¤shea, Sunday, 4 March 2007 15:32 (eighteen years ago)

nø

― jh¤shea, Sunday, 4 March 2007 15:32 (eighteen years ago)

I want some of whatever Curt1s is having.

― jessie monster, Sunday, 4 March 2007 15:37 (eighteen years ago)

y€s

― jhøshea, Sunday, 4 March 2007 15:37 (eighteen years ago)

― jhøshea, Sunday, 4 March 2007 15:38 (eighteen years ago)

cant even make snowmans anymore

― jhøshea, Sunday, 4 March 2007 15:44 (eighteen years ago)

haha wow last night was awesome

― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 4 March 2007 18:02 (eighteen years ago)

cosigned.

― g®▲Ðұ, Sunday, 4 March 2007 20:23 (eighteen years ago)

ok, so i somehow wound up in a bar for 5 and a half hours. this wouldn't be a bad thing if it weren't for the fact that i'm goin out in 5 hours and have to be at work in 10 hours. will this work?!?!??? TUNE IN TOMORROW!

― chicago kevin, Sunday, 4 March 2007 23:27 (eighteen years ago)

Robin Williams feeding his shoe a banana & dog food on Sesame Street

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 5 March 2007 06:40 (eighteen years ago)

ghost rider motorcyle hero america america is killing its poor

― Ward Fowler, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:45 (eighteen years ago)

hey hey don't forget to burn

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

i don't "get" sung tongs.

― M@tt He1ges0n, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 23:11 (eighteen years ago)

last night when i was stoned i listened to

* AOA that was leo'd (HAAY)
* Live Dead (didn't work this time)
* ...i was gonna put on gamelan, but i forgot :(

― gbx, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 23:15 (eighteen years ago)

i need weeed

― JW, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 23:20 (eighteen years ago)

i have it!

― gbx, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 23:22 (eighteen years ago)

Finally, return of the gnarly! So long, shwag.

This feels kind of like dumping a girl I didn't like that much but dated out of convenience/boredom because my secret wife has returned from adventuring abroad.

― nickalicious, Thursday, 8 March 2007 00:05 (eighteen years ago)

my roomie made pot butter i am hiii :D

― bell_labs, Saturday, 10 March 2007 00:52 (eighteen years ago)

i'm about to get high! high five!

― gbx, Saturday, 10 March 2007 01:01 (eighteen years ago)

YAY! i'm about to get a burrito

― bell_labs, Saturday, 10 March 2007 01:03 (eighteen years ago)

cough cough

― elmo argonaut, Saturday, 10 March 2007 01:13 (eighteen years ago)

need some water bro?

― jessie monster, Saturday, 10 March 2007 01:15 (eighteen years ago)

i am drinking a beer and eating pizza

― river wolf, Saturday, 10 March 2007 01:25 (eighteen years ago)

i just bought cranberry-flavored 'vitamin c supplement drops' instead of cough drops. no menthol. strangely delicious.

― strgn, Saturday, 10 March 2007 07:31 (eighteen years ago)

but my throat is not soothed.

― strgn, Saturday, 10 March 2007 07:33 (eighteen years ago)

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/5/5d/180px-Brazilnut.jpg dhave a brazil nut.

― artdamages, Saturday, 10 March 2007 13:59 (eighteen years ago)

old people come into the store to buy brazil nuts and call them mean name for black people toes. has anyone else ever encountered this?

― artdamages, Saturday, 10 March 2007 14:02 (eighteen years ago)

my mom told me about that but it was the 50s in detroit. wtf

― jergincito, Saturday, 10 March 2007 14:20 (eighteen years ago)

yeah. it totally freaks me out.

― artdamages, Saturday, 10 March 2007 15:10 (eighteen years ago)

my grandma in kentucky called brazil nuts 'n-word toes' also referred to african-americans as darkies & coloreds. she wasn't a hater so much as typical product of her environment i.e. born in 1900 in the south.

― m coleman, Saturday, 10 March 2007 16:45 (eighteen years ago)

yeah its def a generational thing. they dont even realize they are doing something wrong.

― artdamages, Saturday, 10 March 2007 17:10 (eighteen years ago)

i knew a guy in college who called them that! also didn't realize it was offensive, although how dumb do you have to be these days not to?

two nights ago i watched "the last waltz" and got stoned. i was hoping it would make me like the band's music more than i do, but the entire time i was just trying to figure out who rick danko looked like. it was like a cross between scott bakula, john krasinski, jeff buckley, ashton kutcher, justin sconza of walter meego, john stirratt of wilco, and about eight other people. highlight of the film was prob joni mitchell singing "coyote." also dr. john was pretty rockin'.

― jaymc, Saturday, 10 March 2007 17:23 (eighteen years ago)

four weeks pass...

[image][Removed Illegal Link]

where my peeps at...

― JW, Monday, 9 April 2007 05:36 (eighteen years ago)

http://agrippa.english.ucsb.edu/images/video/reagrippa/video-still-nottv.jpg

where my peeps at...

― JW, Monday, 9 April 2007 05:37 (eighteen years ago)

http://infohost.nmt.edu/~pleahy/Bilder/Annoying%20image%20macros/colbert_fgsfds.jpg

― JW, Monday, 9 April 2007 05:38 (eighteen years ago)

I really want some weed, esp. after reading this thread: http://www.ilxor.com:8080/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=53134

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 9 April 2007 05:39 (eighteen years ago)

Oh thank god I did not end up posting on here last night. I was WASTED and would have incoherently ranted about the film Pi with really bad typos.

― Trayce, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 02:18 (eighteen years ago)

Now, on the other hand...

OMG I keep zoning out. Aw yeah its good to be back.

― Trayce, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 10:08 (eighteen years ago)

I had spagetti bolognese omg BEST FOOD EVER wow I am hungry.

― Trayce, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 11:03 (eighteen years ago)

i hate the original post to this thread so much

― and what, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 13:50 (eighteen years ago)

^ rong

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 17:00 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPONTneuaF4

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:49 (eighteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Eating/drinking cannabis can be extremely dangerous due to the presence of contaminants and/or pathogens, given the high possibility of adulterants in imported cannabis, you should really think twice before using a nonsmoking method.

lol fuck you

― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 29 April 2007 03:57 (eighteen years ago)

ADULTERANTS?! IN /MY/ CANNABIS??

― ian, Sunday, 29 April 2007 04:01 (eighteen years ago)

lol what if there were adulterers in my cannabis

― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 29 April 2007 04:02 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nQItOROYlc

for some reason right now this is the funniest thing I have ever seen.

― jessie monster, Sunday, 29 April 2007 04:07 (eighteen years ago)

i wish i had weed ;_;

― bell_labs, Sunday, 29 April 2007 04:18 (eighteen years ago)

I just finished the last of mine ;_;

― Trayce, Sunday, 29 April 2007 04:21 (eighteen years ago)

for some reason right now everything is the funniest thing I have ever seen.

― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 29 April 2007 04:22 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.canstructionsd.org/Images/Hot%2520Dog.jpg

This is for you Curtis.

― ian, Sunday, 29 April 2007 04:31 (eighteen years ago)

FUCK!

http://www.canstructionsd.org/Images/Hot%2520Dog.jpg

― ian, Sunday, 29 April 2007 04:31 (eighteen years ago)

Hahah its still funny! =)

― Trayce, Sunday, 29 April 2007 04:33 (eighteen years ago)

hahahahahahaha

this is what I laughed at mostly http://photos-009.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v51/200/110/12820929/n12820929_31143009_53.jpg

― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 29 April 2007 05:47 (eighteen years ago)

found it

http://www.canstructionsd.org/Images/Hot%20Dog.jpg

― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 29 April 2007 05:51 (eighteen years ago)

Last night I got high for the first time in a coons age. It wasn't a very dramatic high but I felt relaxed and had enormous difficulties remembering the names of things.

"I've been listening to that Fairport Convention album, uh, you know, ... the one with ... uh, it has that song with the really great steel solo ... and the cover of uh ..."

― Hurting 2, Sunday, 29 April 2007 06:00 (eighteen years ago)

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g204/allstarrjk/japan.jpg

― JW, Friday, 4 May 2007 01:56 (eighteen years ago)

boners.com vs BONERTIME.GOV???

― sleep, Friday, 4 May 2007 02:14 (eighteen years ago)

no contest

― sanskrit, Friday, 4 May 2007 02:30 (eighteen years ago)

― the table is the table, Friday, 4 May 2007 02:33 (eighteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Corn nut
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
(Redirected from Corn Nuts)

Corn nuts (or toasted corn) are a snack food made by roasting or deep frying maize.

― strgn, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 11:08 (eighteen years ago)

History

Albert Holloway invented corn nuts in 1936. He originally sold them to taverns as a beer snack, calling them Brown Jug Toasted Corn.[1]

[edit] Preparation

Corn nuts are prepared by soaking whole corn in water for three days, then boiling them in oil until they are hard and brittle.[2]

[edit] CornNuts

Halloway later renamed his product CornNuts. He also learned of a giant breed of corn grown in Cusco, Peru, and began to make his product using this variety's giant kernels. His research eventually led to a hybrid Cusco corn which could be grown in the climate conditions of the United States.[1]

Today, CornNuts is part of Planters, a subsidiary of Kraft Foods. It is sold in six flavors: Original, Barbeque, Nacho Cheese, Chile Picante, Salsa Jalisco and Ranch.[1]

― strgn, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 11:10 (eighteen years ago)

References

1. ^ a b c CornNuts: Our Heritage

― strgn, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 11:11 (eighteen years ago)

i know i don't usually share this kind of thing but guys i smoked way more weed than necessary tonight
and am contemplating going to a party? one i even had a part in telling people abt? where there are plenty of cute guys? and it is a good thing weed is making me slow and in no state to walk several blocks in the rain. and it was also making me make jokes for no one but myself to get. really, not v gettable.
whoaa. hm.

― rrrobyn, Saturday, 2 June 2007 06:48 (eighteen years ago)

i mean it's already been kind of an epic night anyway

― rrrobyn, Saturday, 2 June 2007 06:50 (eighteen years ago)

i was just going to make a post describing your previous post as 'epic' then you followed it up with a post using the word epic. craziness. its like if you were thinking of 'plate of shrimp' & suddenly someone says like 'plate' or 'shrimp' or 'plate of shrimp'. no explanation. no point in looking for one either. its all part of the cosmic unconsciousness.

― deeznuts, Saturday, 2 June 2007 06:57 (eighteen years ago)

go to cute guy party that you were promoting-ish. how could that be a losing propisition?? plus, a walk in the rain + being STONED, MAN, sounds great!

i am not a good pot-smoker, whatever that means. but suffice it to say that the last couple of times that i smoked were rough. both times i felt that my brain was folding over on itself (and not in any good way). the first time i couldn't sleep for the life of me, and ended up talking absolute rubbish to my then-roommate, and ultimately out of desperation slinked down to a horrible open-at-6am kinda bar in an effort to try to establish some sort of managable equilibrium in my system via chill-out beers. the most recent time was similar, but i somehow rode out the gnarliness. i'm not sure i can ever smoke again, unless it is magical super strength nocal weed, which, at least in my experience, seems to have more of a mellowing effect. but i guess that may be just my particular idiosyncratic psychic constitution at work...

when a flushing toilet seems to be talking to me, i feel like that is not good. but maybe i've just forgotten what drugs is all about? (i just want music to sound bright or whatever; not be on the receiving end of a gurgling toilet's one-way conversation)

― dell, Saturday, 2 June 2007 07:23 (eighteen years ago)

man-age-able. that looks better.

― dell, Saturday, 2 June 2007 07:26 (eighteen years ago)

also, solipsistic-ish jokes are one of the things i associate with being the stoned, almost more than anything else. like, every third thought that comes into my mind seems like some chuckle-worthy humor, even though it is invariably of some skewed sub-pun variety that at best would make others merely wrinkle their noses.

i've also for a while given considerable thought to the idea that if i happened to take up smoking on a regular basis, various elements of my life which currently frustrate me would subsequently magically fall into place. i've yet to test that theory...but i do know more than enough people who smoke daily+ and seem to live charmed lives.

god knows i need something. it's sorta come down to tony robbins vs weed. (or both).

― dell, Saturday, 2 June 2007 07:48 (eighteen years ago)

i've also for a while given considerable thought to the idea that if i happened to take up smoking on a regular basis, various elements of my life which currently frustrate me would subsequently magically fall into place. i've yet to test that theory...but i do know more than enough people who smoke daily+ and seem to live charmed lives.

they may not be charmed, but the great thing is i don't think they care. ^_____^==ooOO

― strgn, Saturday, 2 June 2007 09:39 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

HI GUYS THIS IS MY FAVORITE DEAD CAN DANCE SONG

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Do5vj3D-OD4

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 23:29 (eighteen years ago)

best band ever to listen to while hi = to rococo rot (you will thank me for that tip) (their music = the work of many miniature factories)

-- jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, June 5, 2005 5:32 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

HAHA

― admrl, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 23:36 (eighteen years ago)

Holy shit what is with Brendan Perry's beard in that video!?

― Trayce, Thursday, 12 July 2007 02:18 (eighteen years ago)

corn nuts are good

― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 12 July 2007 08:37 (eighteen years ago)

sometimes their crunchiness can be way too intense though. you will have a mouthful and you'll cracking away on these things, and you get to this point where you start to worry, like you get a particularly solid corn nut that's real harsh on a tooth, and you think "oh shit i've done it now, i've gone and fucked up my teeth for good, god damn it" but then they do ultimately all chew away and clear out and everything's alright, and what's more, as a bonus, you got a comfortable belly full of good-tasting, chewed-up corn.

― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 12 July 2007 08:44 (eighteen years ago)

It's a MiraCoil.

― Laurel, Thursday, 12 July 2007 12:49 (eighteen years ago)

you'd have to be stonrd to even contemplate cornuts as being edible

― m coleman, Thursday, 12 July 2007 12:53 (eighteen years ago)

and as always I SPEAK FROM EXPERIENCE here

― m coleman, Thursday, 12 July 2007 12:55 (eighteen years ago)

OH YEAH THATS THE TICKET.

― Trayce, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 10:09 (eighteen years ago)

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j35/ogrimshaw/TwinTowersHattagged.jpg

― sanskrit, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 17:56 (eighteen years ago)

two months pass...

I AM WATCHING VANISHING POINT.........ON WEED

― river wolf, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 05:37 (seventeen years ago)

oh snap that ending kills me every time.

a friend tried to give me money for watching her cat while she was out of town, i resisted so instead she slipped me a bag of weed. last of it is went tonight.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 05:42 (seventeen years ago)

When I finish typing this I will spark a d00b rolled from the roaches of other d00bs and listen to the new Manu Chao album.

It has been a Very. Long. Day.

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 08:05 (seventeen years ago)

http://ifeelthecosmos.ytmnd.com/

na naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa nanananana

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 03:37 (seventeen years ago)

I MISSED U

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 03:38 (seventeen years ago)

IM GOING HOME TO SMOKE AND WATCH BROTHERHOOD OF THE WOLF

― max, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 03:39 (seventeen years ago)

SO PSYCHED

― max, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 03:39 (seventeen years ago)

two months pass...

why hello pot

― max, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 04:23 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.imperialtea.com/AB1002000Store/images/accessories/kettles/blackkettlesolo300.jpg

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 05:23 (seventeen years ago)

because i got high,
i spent
thirty minutes lying
in the fetal position looking
out the window smiling
chanting
"donkey kong... donkey kong"

~A Poem, by Curt1s~~

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 06:21 (seventeen years ago)

because i got high
because i got high
because i got hi-igh

― max, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 06:24 (seventeen years ago)

i really wish i was high right now

― latebloomer, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 07:19 (seventeen years ago)

be high for me

― latebloomer, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 07:20 (seventeen years ago)

I'm a little high.

― Trip Maker, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 15:13 (seventeen years ago)

trippin ballz=
http://userpic.livejournal.com/70142629/412532 http://userpic.livejournal.com/70142629/412532 http://userpic.livejournal.com/70142629/412532

― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 9 February 2008 23:13 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

how long is a coons age exactly?

― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 22 March 2008 21:19 (seventeen years ago)

"In a coon's age" is an American phrase meaning "in a very long time."

???????

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 22 March 2008 21:21 (seventeen years ago)

2. coons age
6 up, 2 down

Normally raccoons normally live roughly 5-6 years in the wild. However once in awhile you will find a big grizzly one that is about 15-16 years old. This my friends, is what you call a "coon's age".

I've had that dog for a coons age, I wouldn't give it up.

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 22 March 2008 21:22 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/mcoonsage.html

it's one of those things i grew up saying without realizing the bad side of it.

― msp, Saturday, 22 March 2008 21:25 (seventeen years ago)

too much king's quest i think.

― msp, Saturday, 22 March 2008 21:26 (seventeen years ago)

― sanskrit, Sunday, 23 March 2008 02:10 (seventeen years ago)

two months pass...

man why the fuck was I listening to so much dead can dance back then

anyway hi thread

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 30 May 2008 05:32 (seventeen years ago)

real talk: why are you not listening to so much dead can dance right now

― max, Friday, 30 May 2008 07:10 (seventeen years ago)

because i got high,
i spent
thirty minutes lying
in the fetal position looking
out the window smiling
chanting
"donkey kong... donkey kong"

~A Poem, by Curt1s~~

-- Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, February 6, 2008 12:21 AM (3 months ago) Bookmark Link
<3

― J0rdan S., Friday, 30 May 2008 07:12 (seventeen years ago)

i hadn't smoked for a few months before a few nights ago and i took one bong hit and was rippped

3 seconds of sex and the city had me and a bro laughing for like 5 mins str8 ^_^

― J0rdan S., Friday, 30 May 2008 07:13 (seventeen years ago)

one of those laughs where youre laughing at some nonsense and then you both realize youre laughing and then you just laugh at each other for an infinite amount of time

the best

― J0rdan S., Friday, 30 May 2008 07:13 (seventeen years ago)

never eating bud brownies again

― jaxon, Friday, 30 May 2008 17:17 (seventeen years ago)

why the hell not?

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 30 May 2008 17:57 (seventeen years ago)

every time i eat them, bad things happen

― jaxon, Friday, 30 May 2008 20:40 (seventeen years ago)

last weekend a friend of mine barfed at a pizza place. i've barfed off them before. another time i had ridiculous paranoid jealousy. i'm fine w/smoking and chilling

― jaxon, Friday, 30 May 2008 20:41 (seventeen years ago)

i've had a few bad experiences ingesting but it was due to environmental / interpersonal factors more than anything, but truly it tends to get my kundalini all supercharged and my body awareness very keen so i try to respect / honor / exploit the effects with heavy make-out sessions

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 30 May 2008 21:07 (seventeen years ago)

because i got high,
i spent
thirty minutes lying
in the fetal position looking
out the window smiling
chanting
"donkey kong... donkey kong"

~A Poem, by Curt1s~~

http://www.discogs.com/release/93764

― PappaWheelie V, Friday, 30 May 2008 22:08 (seventeen years ago)

seven months pass...

I AM SO FUCKING HIGH RIGHT NOW

― "Two Ears" Laybelle (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 January 2009 15:06 (sixteen years ago)

Trippy.

― s1ocki, Saturday, 17 January 2009 16:01 (sixteen years ago)

three months pass...

what's up losers

― Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Sunday, 19 April 2009 06:08 (sixteen years ago)

hey do you think facial expressions are hereditary

i think i inherited my smirk

― elmo argonaut, Sunday, 19 April 2009 06:25 (sixteen years ago)

i think it's both nature + nurture

― Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Sunday, 19 April 2009 06:31 (sixteen years ago)

pre-4/20 weekend celebrations?

― s1ocki, Sunday, 19 April 2009 16:28 (sixteen years ago)

four months pass...

whats up party people [these amazing party people in the world] world b. free image workshop

― jaymc, Sunday, 30 August 2009 04:49 (sixteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

Anyone else listening to P.M. Dawn?

― jaymc, Saturday, 14 August 2010 05:41 (fifteen years ago)

OMG this is like one of my favorite threads.

No, I'm not listening to PM Dawn but I once heard Set Adrift On Memory Bliss while on acid and it sounded SO good.

― Henry's Hepcat (admrl), Saturday, 14 August 2010 05:44 (fifteen years ago)

U should listen to To Rococo Rot = the work of many miniature factories

― Henry's Hepcat (admrl), Saturday, 14 August 2010 05:46 (fifteen years ago)

I briefly became excited until I realized you were mocking me.

― jaymc, Saturday, 14 August 2010 05:48 (fifteen years ago)

No I'm not!

― Henry's Hepcat (admrl), Saturday, 14 August 2010 05:49 (fifteen years ago)

Well, you win. I just put on The Amateur View.

― jaymc, Saturday, 14 August 2010 05:50 (fifteen years ago)

There's still plenty of reasons to be excited. I was merely recommending you repeat what was clearly a memorable experience. And I used a classic ILX quote to do so. (I mean it's true, that quote, I imagine)

― Henry's Hepcat (admrl), Saturday, 14 August 2010 05:50 (fifteen years ago)

I listened to Luomo today b/c of you!

― jaymc, Saturday, 14 August 2010 05:53 (fifteen years ago)

That's great news!

― Henry's Hepcat (admrl), Saturday, 14 August 2010 05:53 (fifteen years ago)

I once tried to listen to The Present Lover while hi and the vocals on Talk In Danger totally freaked me out

― Henry's Hepcat (admrl), Saturday, 14 August 2010 05:54 (fifteen years ago)

hi adam hi .xls

it's friday night, I'm editing, what are you guys doing

― Milton Parker, Saturday, 14 August 2010 05:55 (fifteen years ago)

Oh I'm not hi. I'm tripping balls on ginger tea

What are you editing, Milton?

― Henry's Hepcat (admrl), Saturday, 14 August 2010 05:56 (fifteen years ago)

Gotta say, this was a classic mix:

Rex the Dog, "I Look Into Mid-Air"
Nathan Fake, "The Sky Was Pink (James Holden Mix)"
Michael Mayer, "Amanda"
The MFA, "The Difference It Makes (Superpitcher Mix)"
Le Dust Sucker, "Meanboy"
Kaito, "Soul of Heart"
Ghost Cauldron, "Ambient Skit (Superpitcher Ambient Mix)"
Chelonis R. Jones, "I Don't Know? (Just Us Remx)"
Basteroid, "Sonnenbrilliant"
Akufen, "Jeep Sex"
Ada, "Believer"

(possibly not the right track order)

― jaymc, Saturday, 14 August 2010 05:56 (fifteen years ago)

I am hi and just hanging out. Girlfriend is asleep on the sofa. It's like 80 degrees in here.

― jaymc, Saturday, 14 August 2010 05:57 (fifteen years ago)

Haha, is that mine? That is good. Wow that is a lot of Kompakt. I've been thinking about Kompakt recently.

Batseroid is maybe a weak link, I don't remember that track

― Henry's Hepcat (admrl), Saturday, 14 August 2010 05:58 (fifteen years ago)

Yes, it is called MICRO/MACRO.

― jaymc, Saturday, 14 August 2010 05:59 (fifteen years ago)

Awww, I miss making mixes. They're very diaristic, really.

― Henry's Hepcat (admrl), Saturday, 14 August 2010 06:00 (fifteen years ago)

autotune does much more interesting things to spoken word tracks when you varispeed down your source 400%, print it realtime, then varispeed it back up. especially with things like birds

while I'm rendering birdsong on the HD machine I'm comping about 10 minutes of narration vocal takes on the other

nothing's stopping you from making another mix

― Milton Parker, Saturday, 14 August 2010 06:01 (fifteen years ago)

What is that '90s indie rock band you like?

― jaymc, Saturday, 14 August 2010 06:02 (fifteen years ago)

now I know you're not talking to me

earlier I was editing a radio show and one sentence was 'I was on a soccer field playing with bats (long pause) I lost'

― Milton Parker, Saturday, 14 August 2010 06:03 (fifteen years ago)

I guess not.

I only understand half of what you describe but it sounds very exciting. I wish I could do sound stuff
multiple xxposts

― Henry's Hepcat (admrl), Saturday, 14 August 2010 06:03 (fifteen years ago)

Sorry, Milton. Is that a dream?

― jaymc, Saturday, 14 August 2010 06:04 (fifteen years ago)

90s indie rock band? Maybe you mean Truman's Water?

― Henry's Hepcat (admrl), Saturday, 14 August 2010 06:04 (fifteen years ago)

it was my friend Andrea and I get the impression it happened to her. she was on some sound recording retreat in Africa. unfortunately her preamps don't go to 50kHz, so no recordings of her losing against the bats

here's a pretty great youtube of Bernie Krause slowing down a recording of a tree emitting sap at 70kHz down to the audible range, it sounds like an old school drum machine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWkMWDSVZuQ

― Milton Parker, Saturday, 14 August 2010 06:06 (fifteen years ago)

xp Haha maybe.

― jaymc, Saturday, 14 August 2010 06:07 (fifteen years ago)

That video! I did take a field recording class earlier this year. It was fun but I was too busy and had to drop it. I missed making my own contact mic.

― Henry's Hepcat (admrl), Saturday, 14 August 2010 06:08 (fifteen years ago)

I think I am about to blow a lot of money on two incredibly expensive japanese microphones and some kind of preamp and become the kind of birder than Jaxon will punch in the face on sight

― Milton Parker, Saturday, 14 August 2010 06:11 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sb0grNXmWGc&feature=player_embedded

― am0n, Saturday, 14 August 2010 07:21 (fifteen years ago)

The title 'Stormcock' was taken from the mistle thrush, the only bird that sits facing the wind in mid-winter and sings into the wind.

― not everything is a campfire (ian), Saturday, 14 August 2010 18:58 (fifteen years ago)

some dude walking by me on the sidewalk just now said to his friend: "Oh, fuck, I love crystal meth!"

love it when someone is a big fan of something.

― scott seward, Saturday, 14 August 2010 19:02 (fifteen years ago)

xpost. haha. i'm not saying that listening to birds or whatever is annoying. it's the ocd collecting of species that freaked me out. instead of appreciating the excitement and beauty of the safari we were on, they were nerding out on tiny details

― jaxon, Saturday, 14 August 2010 19:16 (fifteen years ago)

This was at band camp?

― Henry's Hepcat (admrl), Saturday, 14 August 2010 19:24 (fifteen years ago)

saturday afternoon timez

― puerile aretha franklin jokes (crüt), Saturday, 14 August 2010 19:48 (fifteen years ago)

xpost. nah, went on safari in s.africa, zimbabwe & botswana

― jaxon, Saturday, 14 August 2010 20:11 (fifteen years ago)

one year passes...

yeah so

― Bon Ivoj (jaymc), Thursday, 17 November 2011 06:14 (thirteen years ago)

what up bruh

― Regional Thug (D-40), Thursday, 17 November 2011 06:20 (thirteen years ago)

great thread

― Admins did ILX Haven (crüt), Thursday, 17 November 2011 06:21 (thirteen years ago)

i'm good, you?

― Bon Ivoj (jaymc), Thursday, 17 November 2011 06:33 (thirteen years ago)

half a cookie in

― shaane, Thursday, 17 November 2011 07:19 (thirteen years ago)

what's up losers

― Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Sunday, April 19, 2009 6:08 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark

― one dis leads to another (ian), Thursday, 17 November 2011 15:38 (thirteen years ago)

one year passes...

http://www.leafly.com/hybrid/chemdawg

― scott seward, Friday, 11 January 2013 03:32 (twelve years ago)

Anonymous said about a month ago
In my top 5 all time strains , and is the parent of 3 of the four strains I love !

wait a second, he has a top 5 all time strains, but he only loves four strains? there's no need to have a top 5 just for the sake of having a top 5, man. no need to mix in the unloved strain in the top tier.

― Z S, Friday, 11 January 2013 03:35 (twelve years ago)

yeah that seems spiteful more than anything else

― let's bitch about our stupid, annoying co-ilxors (darraghmac), Friday, 11 January 2013 03:41 (twelve years ago)

that kind of thinking is the only reason i made it into my mother's top 6.

― estela, Friday, 11 January 2013 03:59 (twelve years ago)

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